/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

first for aida is a very nice person who doesn't deserve to be bullied

first for futo custom

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I could beat you up.

>>137015165
Fuck that, I bully everyone.

>>137015060
>>137015165
:0

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Post webms
Hard mode: Doesn't have your character
Very Hard: Isn't online
Dante Must Die: All of the above plus it doesn't use a cheat menu.

>>137015682
autistic

Post /gtag/ memes.

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>>137015682

>>137016092
You

>>137015240
Uncute.jpg

>>137016123
Me??

>>137016238
(you)

>qt finally left
>Nessi still here
>new tranny with blue hair
>literal who's

Friendly reminder that Minty was right about this general.

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>>137016092
friendly reminder that Lubby is the only acceptable gtag meme

>>137016339
t. lubby

Anyone feeling up for some mundane but spiritually rewarding race throwing so I can unlock the rest of the performance upgrades? I need about 24 more races won, doing it on one of the maps with a 30 second lap per race shouldn't take too long.

PSN is Lycaroth on the PS4 if somebody if feeling generous enough to lend their time.

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>>137016323
>qt finally left
except he scans the thread via ctrl + f every now and then
>Nessi sitll here
been here since day one
>new tranny with blue hair
whos cute, C U T E
>literal whos
lmao
>minty
we're supposed to be getting engaged soon, hes my husbando

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

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>>137016092

>>137016323
>Minty
literal who?

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>>137016661

>>137015682
>not cumming on it

>>137016564
sure
>ps4
oh well

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>>137016564
added you already

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>>137018002
You up for this Saturday's crew sess?
Green's got a playlist ready full of our custom jobs.

>>137016129
Maybe if you're a pussy betafaggot, then that pic wouldn't be cute.

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>>137018430
»not being a pussy betafaggot.
This is 4chan the greatest hacker of all times.

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>>137018683
Oh you're right. Sorry, I forgot I'm an outlier here.

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>>137016092
SORRY I'M LATE!
DUMPING HIGGLY MEMES!

>>137019548
higgly doesn't want you to touch his stuff

don't take his shinny helicopter or he will cry

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>>137018176
I dont think I might make it back in time.school and the driving job conflicts with my gaming time
>Tfw not neet anymore

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at least hes not an icuck desu

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>>137019821

>>137018176
>tfw ps4 having fun
it's not fair you hear me
why do you get to have fun

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>>137019320
Too late buddy boi

>>137020016
he should cover that "face" to be safe

>>137019990
Could you stop posting here, please? This thread is only for people who are in the /gtag/ crew.

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>>137020016

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>>137020216

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>>137020115
With the power of memes and Australians.

>>137019548
>>137019821
>>137020016
>>137020426
So why does this autist get forced so much as an epic meme?
Do you mouthbreathers actually find this stuff funny?

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>>137020115
cause we the most powerful race leading us

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>>137020662
I don't really find it that exciting. It's way too forced.

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>>137014170
ikr :^)

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>>137021261
Still a shame that you missed out the Panto football fun smhfam.

>>137020662

Higgus is probably the one posting them

>>137020190
Not that faggot, but I'm not in the crew either.

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npg pls stop crewkilling

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>>137022797
no

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Helicopters are overpowered they said

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>>137023107
please?

>>137023354
oh wow
tfw someone shot it on my screen

also in >>137022797
when you slammed me I would've died but the water saved me
and even Ara's try didn't kill me
it was the water I lived like 3 seconds after Ara slammed into me

>>137015070
>>137015070

welp I got banned for using mod menus.

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>>137023178
>on top of a mountain
>moron punches my valkyrie
>after the fourth punch i get a text saying pegasus vehicle reclaimed
People keep dying to helicopters HOW?

>>137024356
Congratulations, heres a pic for you

>>137024356
Which one were you using? What were you doing?

>>137024356
LITERALLY WHO

>>137024356
What were you expecting?

Reminder that GTA IV is better in every aspect compared to GTA V

>>137024693
>>137024890
>>137025093
>>137025289
Nobody cares

>>137025172
worse*
I honestly consider IV the second worst gta ever made, right after I

fucking chinatown was a masterpiece compared to that shitshow

>>137025590
Hello nobody. Glad you cared enough to post a reply!

I think I'm gonna take a break from GTA and replay Bully.

How's the PC port?

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why did cuckstar forget the 80's and 90's

>>137025590
I care :^)

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>>137025640
not the guy you are replying too, but what the fuck are you talking about. 4 was great.

>>137025725
Mister fucking comedy over here. Mr. Big Joke Man. Tell me some more jokes you fuck come on. Mister King Of Humor over here. get fucked idiot. get the fuck off my fucking post. Shutt the hell up

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>>137026531

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>>137026531

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>>137025909
Fucking when?

>>137025640
GTA IV has so many things that are missing in V it's almost upsetting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWVtZJo-HqI
>implying chinatown wars was bad for a DS game
One of the best games to play on a DS

>>137026838
[eurobeat intensifies]

>>137026838
meme car
>>137026963
That's a fucking delorean you retard

>>137027101
It should cost like a gorillion bux to get, just like the real ones so you wouldn't see them around as much as kurumas.

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>>137026838
never

>>137027250
I'd be happy with that
You rarely see Z-Types and that fits with the "only 12 were made" or whatever the lore behind it is
Mostly because it drives like shit, but still.

>>137027508
I think it's "only ten were made"
Gonna go fill a garage with Z-types now

>>137027508
Deluxo ought to equally drive like shit. Overall shit performance even with upgrades so it would be like the real Delorean. They're novelty cars for people with a lot of money and should pretty much be the same in the game.

>>137025985
you're a nobodynobody

>>137027353
>no Reliant Robin

Anyone still got the Crew Killing list? About to go on.

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>>137027938
Can't decide between that and a Messerschmitt for that sweet gta2 nostalgia.

>Attention PC masterrace
I've made a LTS with tanks and helis and technicals in it. In the desert. For up to 24 people. It's definitely not F.U.N™ so... Anybody wants to play some vehicular warfare in an hour or so, when I get back?
SC Wimey8

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rate my tranny

>>137028692
Awful

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>>137028692
>"tactical" but not actually tactically useful clothes
Don't do that

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i somehow made my character more tranny than anyone else's in gtag

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>>137030142

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>>137030415

>>137030142
>"somehow"
>clearly just threw a male face on a female body
Nobody likes you DAE

>>137028692

brunette MPjens/10

Fucking hell, Out of Harmony is one difficult ass mission.

Eclipse penthouse 3: $1,100,000

or

Eclipse penthouse 1: $985,000

?

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>>137031731
>living in uptown baghdad
Literally why would you ever do this

>>137031731
I believe the more expensive one is higher up. Might be facing the other way too, towards the city.
It's worth it if you're buying something as stupid as that anyway.

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>>137031731
pic related is view from penthouse 3

penthouse 1 overlooks vinewood hills

your choice

>>137032259
>>137032146
Thanks, I did the vinewood hills one to switch it up a bit.

>>137028692
menyoo/10

>The spectator mode duplication glitch is still working
Holy shit, either this glitch is deep-rooted as shit or R* just plain doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Sitting on 45M banked with two garages full of Sultan RS bonds.

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Kinda cute.

>>137033189
Most people are too lazy to replicate it so I'm assuming nobody has reported it yet

>>137033313

I don't get why people are being so lazy about it, beats the shit out of doing missions/heists by a long shot and it's not as risky as modding, though if you're on console like me mods aren't even an option to begin with.

Either way the glitch is super easy to set up and do, guess some people just can't be bothered.

Oh and I just read someone claim the glitch is hotpatched, now I'm gonna need to do some digging..

>>137033261
Anthony Fantano here

>>137020662
Higgus posts them mostly, he also has 1 or 2 buttbuddies from /wfg/ that help him shitpost and force his shitty 'memes'.

>>137033681
>hough if you're on console like me mods aren't even an option to begin with.
Explains it
I'm on PC and I get money dropped on me at least once a day if I swap sessions around once every hour/half
I'm up $16-17,000,000 in just the last week, and I don't have anyone to actually replicate the glitch with anyway.

>>137033189
>with two garages full of Sultan RS bonds.
you do know they're going to fix that bug first right retard?

>>137016092
>>137019548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=til4Q0fBcBQ

>>137033996

>He thinks R* removes dupes from people's garages
Newfag detected, they never remove vehicles unless they're blacklisted AKA emergency vehicles, Pegasus vehicles, Duke of Death, etc.

I'll be able to hold onto these babies and sell 'em when I please.

>>137033963

Yeah, I'm on PS4 and there's no hacks or anything so this is like fuckin' Christmas right now. There's no billionaires passing out money and shit sadly.

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request to join:
Dr.C0re
gtag pc

>>137015070
Decided to get this game recently, going great, about 2 hours in.
I turn on gta today, loaded in as Michael and I see this.

I thought it was my daughter but I pressed E and gave her 50 bucks.
Why is there a fucking hooker in my house!?

>>137034796
Stop posting that fucking Higgus meme shit you fucking faggot, no way i'll accept you into this crew.

>>137034164
is getting a bag on in free roam still possible. All i have is the cop uniform

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>>137034950
would forget screenshot again.

>>137034796
Gotcha
>>137035018
It's a hazmat suit, not a retard suit. See the mask?

>>137035018
>no way i'll accept you into this crew.
he's in the crew tho

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>>137035129
I think it still is
join a heist setup where player saved outfits are selected and immediately leave the clothing screen by spamming esc+enter
that usually works

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>>137034950

>and I see this.

>>137035190
>>137034950
That's Tracey, Michael's daughter.
You gave her money for some reason she was probably talking about when you loaded in.

>>137035190

That IS Tracy you fucktard, she's a whore. She fucks on cam in her room and she gets drunk regularly.

>>137035689
>>137035742
Pfffffhahahahahaha
Well shit this game is pretty entertaining.

any sesh with a ton of crew in?

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>tfw you buddy up with cool epic gtags

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Eh, fuck it, might as well ask for an invite.

Mizalie
GTAG PC

Also is it acceptable to blow up someone's car if it looks like this? Jesus fuck, reminds me of someone's car I saw parked outside work that had fucking Shit Art Online decals plastered on the sides.

>>137038126
A fucking leaf
Added

>>137038285
A
FUCKING
WORTHLESS
LEAF

Thanks, mate.

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>>137038126
probably is for duping

this is the most expensive I could get mine

>>137038404
Wait what
>go to take invite
>it fucking disappears
Alright, then. At least I think I was able to search it and join it manually right after, so there's that.

>>137038447
I wanted to assume that but his character was also a chick and he was using specifically that for said mission we were in.

>>137038619
I have it now too, why not drive it occasionally, I rotate between all my vehicles except my bicycle, I tried once but my team got so angry one of them quit the heist setup before I was halfway lmao

>>137038770
Pffff, buddy of mine does the bike thing all the time and we end up just trying to boost him alongside the highway in vehicles.

I've had people leave because I bring a fucking Hot Rod Blazer to heists all the time instead of the gay fucking armored kuralla.

>>137038928
remember to blow up the kurumas familia
leave none standing

don't need to pay insurance in missions either

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>>137039198
>don't need to pay insurance in missions either

Well that's fucking great to know.

I'm laughing so fucking hard at this now it's ridiculous holy shit

>>137038126
>Hating on anime

>>137039285
fuck I want to blow it up

>>137039521
Go fucking ham, dude. It doesn't even leave the garage, though. Might just find a garage close to the prison area and store it there because gay babies don't get to be used.

>>137039514
anime sucks unless it's Kaiji

>>137039792
You suck faggot.

so does taking money from money droppers still warrant a ban?

>You have to pay 25k each time you want to move your own Yacht
Wow, that's literal jewbaggery at it's core. Spent fucking 12M on the goddamm boat itself and moved it to Vespucci yet more often than not when I load into a lobby, it's by the fucking airport or all the way up North. If you assholes are gonna make me pay to move my fucking boat, you best keep it where I fucking move it.

>>137041207
I'm new to this, what does the money look like so I can pick it up.

Also how do I know if they'll drop money? I join races hoping somebody bets a ton of money but so far nothing.

I only have 100,000 to my name.

>>137041445
What if there is already a boat on that spot when you login?

>>137041445
>Wow, that's literal jewbaggery at it's core.
Well, I'd say the next part of your post is the jewbaggery thing, not "that".

>>137024356
are you freddy

or dae

or any of the other cool dudes with menus

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>>137039792

t. kuruma driver

>>137025289
>>137025093
>>137024890
>>137024693


What's the name of that big truck? I don't recall seeing it ever.

can i get a random heist that isn't fucking prison break

>136984010
>act like an asshole
>scriptkiddy does the same thing
>lol you guize dis so funy

Why do the majority of you act like assholes?
Is it just because the game lets you or are some of you children or were you raised to think it's a good thing?

It's shit you know. You are a shitty person.

>tfw all my friendos in the crew are doing missions

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>>137015070
>doing pac. stand. with lvl 300 korean shitties
>they know the kuruma thing and we do it successfully first attempt
>they then proceed to follow the yellow path and go away the way up the mountain
>I dont even have words
>at least I got my 20% of 1.224m

i am tire gtag
what do i do
http://strawpoll.me/7231176

>>137044915
aida has a korean account now?

>>137042245

>Implying I'm a Jewbag because I think it's ridiculous I have to pay money to move my own Yacht that I paid 12 fucking million for
Holy shit, you're fucking delusional. I could see paying 1k or so but 25k? Really? Not to mention there's no good reason behind it at all, it's just another way R* can make us waste money on shit.

>>137045529
>implying I lose that much money
The whole point behind following the regular route more or less is securing the maximum from the paycheck. I'm not even sure how you'd have the cops on you while going down the mountain.

>>137041445
>>137046265
You know that a yacht isn't obligatory to own and is only for extremely rich people right? It's not like a high-end apartment where you need to own one to start a heist

>>137046265
Eh, a (one time) payment of 25k wouldn't really be that jewish in my opinion. Considering it's a big yacht, and you already paid a lot for it anyway.

>>137041937
I think what you are thinking of is when people bet huge on a race and throw so someone else can have it.

Money droppers are just cheaters that can drop money for others to pick up. It's like how you kill someone and they drop like $15 or something, except it looks like a bag of money and it ends up giving you like $40k each

>>137046646
It's just the fact that the position of the yacht changes to be near you whenever you do a race/mission. So if you do a race outside sandy shores your yacht is very likely to land at the northernmost point of the map that is pretty useless outside of comfyfagging. If you could choose a preferred spawn for the yacht for 25k that would be ok but when doing anything but freeroaming moves the damn thing it's just not worth it

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>>137041937
Looks like this

>>137041937

You joined late my friend, the golden era of hackerbux has come to an end.

>>137047114
>It's just the fact that the position of the yacht changes to be near you whenever you do a race/mission.
That's what I said when you called me "delusional".

>>137041937
ask freddy for impromptu races
he won't do it but if you annoy him enough he might vanish your car from the world

2 spots for humane heist on pc, 20 cut leave sc if interested

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>mfw host receives the least money in the group when taking a 40% cut with the only exception being pacistan
>to make more than them the host has to fuck over the crew a lot or split the remaining dosh unevenly between the other heist members
>someone's share can only be changed by 5% which makes sure it's never 100% fair

>>137049727
25%-even is for friend sessions where the host is loaded and doesn't give a shit

40/20- is fair-with-friends

You should try to give pubbies 15% and never let them Jew you over 20, because fuck you its my heist and you're along for the ride.

>ezek crashing peoples games

RIP PC

>>137050557
>not freddie fazbear

>>137046526
he crashed about 7 times and told everyone not to shoot the cops when we were at 6 stars already so it was just me trying to stop them from annihilating us he deadstopped us into a solid object

>>137050557
excuse me? i just crashed myself.

>>137050557
fucking kick this retard already

>>137050774
>told everyone not to shoot the cops
He's correct, you know, you shouldn't be shooting the cops. The game shows 5 stars but in actuality you're at 3 -- there will be no road blocks or SWATs until you kill cops after the bike checkpoint.
Though I'm not sure if it applies to the kuruma as well, but that is a VITAL thing to understand when going for the bikes.

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>>137050557

>>137050824
the fuck? i didnt crash shit. my game died

euthanize yourself already

>>137050246
25% crew cut fucks the host quite a lot
20% crew cut fucks the host a little
15% crew cut fucks the crew a lot
<15% crew cut is pure jewery

20% is decent for pubbies who behave and stay for the entire heist including setups. The absolute worst is pubbies who only join for the finale and demand 25% and then go to their forums and start ranting about "I DID 25% OF THE WORK ON THE HEIST, I DESERVE 25% OF THE MONEY".

Also, fuck people who think certain heist roles deserve less money. There was this pubbie group I did Prison Break with that refused to pay me any more than 10% because I was the pilot

>>137051115
wow what the hell have i been kicked for?
i dont even menu.

whatever.

>>137051203
pilot should get paid the most because it's the most fucking boring role

atleast demo & ground team gets to play the fucking game

>>137050974
>but in actuality you're at 3
There are no helicopters. I'd say 2

>>137050974
Yeah but everyone had already been shooting the whole time so it was too late anyways

It was a "they said not to do this but I dont know why, but im assuming it still applies." thing

>>137051275
that's not just kicked but banned
just take it up with blates or whichever is running the crew right now & get the shit sorted out

>>137051203
>play Pilot role in Prison Break
>learn every single way to nearly smash my shitty little shitbird plane against every single building in town without actually doing so

It's good practice at least. Four to six minutes of absolutely nothing.

>>137051275
welcome back

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>>137051369
I bet you dont even fly through the windmills faggot.

>>137051369
>pilot in prison break
>pilot/gunner in humane labs
These roles really needed more to do

>>137051746
ehh pilot & gunner in humane really aint that bad

crowd control in paki is worse

>>137051746
I like to park my friend with his minigun facing the roadway and he shoots all the stuff and I sit outside the helicopter doing ground cover in his blind spots and AA.

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>>137050557
thanks. this shit post got me kb

>>137051874
Pilot and gunner just do one thing each though. Pilot just points the gunner at things while the gunner only plays a point and click game.
At least the crowd control guys get to drive to the mountains after their boring work

>>137052042
You got reinvited

Don't kick and ban anyone without posting proof or at least multiple GTAG corroborating with their SC name that what was accused of happening did indeed happen, and to post on the crew feed with your SC to prove it is you corroborating.

And do not delete the kick messages. Jesus.

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I was joking about Ezek crashing my game!

>>137052102
>At least the crowd control guys get to drive to the mountains after their boring work
>get to drive
>paki
>get to drive
no you get in the fucking kuruma so you don't die

Holy fuck whoever banned Ezek should seriously leave the crew

>>137052247
>being this autistic
Time to retire

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>>137052249
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED?
YOU HAVE SPILT YOUR OWN BROTHER'S BLOOD!

>>137052445
>not letting idiots kick people over false accusations with no proof
>autistic

>>137052581
>having an asthma attack
>on 4chan
>in 2016

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>>137052421
>>137052249
>>137052247
>it's another commissioners fuck up episode

can we just demote everyone please? there's really no point, if someone needs a kickin, post it in the thread

>>137052692
Blater is too lazy to micromanage it himself

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>>137052454
>Chilling with Ezek, driving
>GTAV.exe stopped working
>kek Ezek crashed my game
>restart game, join online
>where's ezek?
>banned

>>137052805
Isn't it rice now, or is that blater, not keeping up to date with all you fuckboys

unbanning people sure is better huh

it only happens like once a week some fuckboy needs to get kicked anyway

>>137052381
The kuruma utterly ruins that mission. You only really need one reliable person taking the money and another one to go ahead of the carrier to shoot down all the cops right before and after the tunnel

>>137052805
>>137052692
Would you want a single person being the one that has to do these things, even if it means someone might take hours to be kicked while dear leader sleeps?

When you ban someone no message gets posted to the social club

>>137052976
>to shoot down all the cops
convincing your crew to get on the bikes is almost impossible
CONVINCING THEM TO SHOOT THE COPS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

>>137052971
Rice is Blater

>>137053012
Then post that you kicked them and the reason why. Rockstar really needs better logging of crew activity. But they can't even log money in the game even though they actually sell it for real currency. Not holding my breath.

>>137053179
How hard can it be to shoot three guys?
Never mind, I forgot we were talking about pubbies

>>137053268
The reason is already in the thread
All of those shitpost

>>137053407
Speaking for the future.

>>137053374
see >>137051389
>>137051393
>>137050974

>>137053462
So am I. Read the thread and you'll find your answers. All you're asking for is unneeded paperwork.

>>137053480
Then didn't you mean "convincing them to NOT shoot the cops is literally impossible"?

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cs:blow adventure.

Get in here.

>>137053218
Wait, you mean Price of Rice? So Blater = Pixlefox??? Am I correct?

>>137053616
well starting from a standpoint where they know what they're doing

if they don't know what they're doing, they wouldn't get in a kuruma in the first place anyway

>>137054154
True. I suppose "hold your fire until you get to the tunnel" is too hard to understand for pubbies. Where do these people from and why are they allowed to use the internet?

>>137054105
>crime has 2 knives
get a life desu senpai

>>137054128
Yeah Pix = Blater. It was all a ruse

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What are you eatan /GTAG/

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Will GTA games ever feature interiors. So that the city can stop feeling like an empty shell.

And instead of removing interior access with each update; just implement those that already exist.

>>137054154
>if they don't know what they're doing, they >would get in a kuruma in the first place

ftfy

>>137055330
>pita bread, ranch dressing, lettuce, cheese, mushrooms, >raw sole fillets, salt and pepper
>rolled up into a dude weed joint and cut into slices

americ
an sushi

>>137055330
ur mums pussy =P

Crew session happening right now. Join any of these players to be in it.

I don't know why you would, the game is fucking dead and theres nothing to do.

>girl and her friends report me for harrasment
struggle for girlfriend real

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>>137055764
I can't believe I fucked that up.
Heres the player list.

>all those literally who's and joacimot

>>137047357
thanks, all i play with are Chinese apparently so i can't ask them.

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>>137055974
>tfw dodged another list

>>137055974
>level 2 kaz with a bull neck
What

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>>137056092
We live in an age of literally whos.

It's all about keeping up with the constant flow of people.

>have a black eye due to fist fight
>go to safehouse and shower to see if it comes off
>black eye still there

Any way to get rid of this without leaving Online?
Also can others see it? it's embarrassing ;_;

>>137056520
other words gtag dead
bladder disbanding crew when

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>>137056604
Nothing wrong with a few battle scars
Why can't snapmatic shit just get saved at the original resolution

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>>137056679

>>137056424
started a new character because I'm tired of scrolling through all the guns

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>they'll give us the next 3 lowriders in a month and call it a content update

>>137057734
cant you just drop weapons on your main?

if not, thats a really good idea.

>>137058170
Nah, not on PC and R* won't remove my guns

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>>137058037
From a comfy perspective it is usually a downgrade.
Which is sad. They never really seem to add any new useful stuff.

I can't comprehend how they think adding more of the same kind of cars will improve the game in any way.

And they don't seem to implement that much coop content (like heist, and normal missions) either. Which really is this game greatest aspects.
Like with Saint's Row, where you can complete the entire story in coop.

>>137058840
>muh comfy norms
Fuck yourself. The rest of us will be comfy however we like

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>its a "Catower died" mission

>>137059332
>it's a "higgus dies because he can't kill NPCs with a minigun and then complains about others" mission

>>137059612
Using a minigun on enemy NPCs is actually harder to live through than using an AP pistol. Your movement with it is so slow, that disadvantage is much greater than the advantage of the rate of fire you get. It's not like using in on other players were there are a couple of them at most. With NPCs, you got tons of them scattered around you and moving slowly will get you btfo.

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>>137059145
How do you like to be comfy?

Anyone want to ride motorcycles with me? Just cruising around
Sc: ChrisGrizzly

>>137056092
>higgus
>a literally who

surely you jestin

>>137060043
Whatever strikes me as good. Sorry for being rude anon ^_^

where's the crew session

>>137061639
did the posted one die already? LOL!!!

>>137061828
>JUSTin
You can't make this shit up.

>>137062126
yes

>>137060132
Anyone else want to ride? 2 of us now

post old screenshots
want to reminisce

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>>137063768
>PCucks

>>137064067
please be girlfriend pixle

i want a crew session

>>137064536
make one ill join you

>tfw got to the point where i made a new character just so my weapon wheel isn't cluttered

you win rockstar

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>>137064607
up and running

>>137060000
nice quads

also miniguns are useless for npcs, just use a pistol or an assault rifle

>>137065183
forgot SC name, oops
join me

glocker32

>tfw no one joins

>>137065606
loading gta now

>>137065606
crew is dead sorry to inform

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>>137065606
just get in the one that's already up

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>>137063768

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>rando adds me while im doing contact missions to get some levels in
>wont stop talking about his finger injury

i feel kinda bad that theres people like this who just want to talk and play with strangers

i didnt respond to him

>>137046542

Wow! Thanks for telling me bro! I never would've figured out on my own!

What exactly does your post have to do with anything?

>>137047114

I want a system where the Yacht stays where I fucking put it, case point. That or I pay 25k for a preferred spawn and if it ever moves out of that spot, you can move it there for free since it's your 'preferred' spot.

I don't buy the whole 'too many yachts in one area' excuse either, I've seen like 5 Yachts at Vespucci at once, it felt like a fucking Pirate battle.

>>137047671

Except it wasn't him that called you delusional, that would be me.

>>137051203

>15% fucks the crew a lot
How? If they did all the setups they're making plenty? Not to mention if you're a random, you don't deserve more than 15%.

For the record, I'm loaded as shit and don't care about the money aspect anymore, I just do heists/missions for fun.

So does anyone know what's the best way I can drop money for my friends and I with the lowest risk of getting b&'d

>>137069518
Buy shark cards™
Duplicate Bennys cars using the glitch. 5+ mil each run of around 45 mins
Or download a public menu and go nuts dropping dosh then take your 10 day B& like a man

>>137069862

Person who posted the glitch details a couple days ago here.

I'm getting reports it's been patched, I have no 'official' confirmation of it yet but it's a strong possibility. I'm surprised it took this long desu, I expected it to be patched Monday.

>>137070046
How would they patch this though? Isn't an update supposed to be downloaded to get it patched or can they "hot fix" it like the banshee 900r

>>137069862
>not just buying a private menu and not having to worry about getting banned

>>137070272
>if you pay for it u wont get b&
spoken like a true hebrew

>>137070272
whats a good mod menu?

>>137070689
well, significantly lower chance I guess
>>137073486
no idea

>check Broughy's NoDo crew rules
>their purge when they hit 1000 is to kick anyone that hasn't logged into the forums recently and been posting, all forum accounts must have your SC name linked
>tfw it will never be that easy for us

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>>137067524
>i didnt respond to him

>>137070259

Glitches of this nature are typically hotfixed, it's always been this way I'm afraid. This dates all the way back to ded gen, hotfixes would come out and break the glitches without having to download a single thing.

I still don't have confirmation if it's been patched or not however, I'm unable to test it myself since I still have 2 garages full of Sultan RS's that I can't sell at the moment because of the daily limit.

>>137074337
>>tfw it will never be that easy for us
Just let me kick everyone and accept everyones request to join
Ez on u
fun for me

>>137077847
You're the reason all the comms are gonna get demoted.

>>137078942
everyone need to be demoted to muscle desu
too much circlejerk protection or kneejerk kick

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>>137079058
hi

marky2199
is this where I sign up to be a part of pc crew?

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>>137079058
The overactive people who are itching for a reason to kick someone need to be weeded out.
Reps are needed just in case old PC crew happens again.
Lieus are supposed to manage crew emblems a bit but we had Holo do that.
Comms are needed in case of something like Freemooz or someone leaving a script on again.

>>137079380
Sent ;)

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Everybody ready for a batch of _____unfunny webms?

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>>137080774

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Post self radio songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWXMtjUZWM

>>137081078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWubhw8SoBE

crew sessions are the least fun thing in gta

>>137081369
Get a better crew.

>>137081369
then you can not play in them

>>137081645
I don't. I alt-f4 and cry myself to sleep.

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>>137081078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1g8G_njx8

>>137081078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw7h7zFfaPY

>>137081078
https://youtu.be/McdX0aLz_Ss?t=10

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>>137081047
It takes a while to MAKE'em and BAKE'em and UPLOAD'em

Did the dupe get hotfixed? Can no longer seem to get it to work.

>>137084417
dope

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>>137084653

>>137081078
why are gta5 radio stations meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_XP0EXsT_4

>>137078942
And? I love drama

Whats the closest replica in GTAO for the car the driver drives in Drive?

I want to be /Drive/.

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>>137085552
>oh no its almost 4am i better go to sleep
>proceed to make shit webms that literally one person liked until 5am

I'll fill this general with F.U.N™ whenever you like it or not. (Except the people that can kick me from gtag. Don't kick me, people. Let's talk.)

Anyway that's it from me today. Goodnight geetag

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>>137086120
this one?
closest looking one would be the buccanear or vigero.

>>137066110
god i really dont like circlejerks, you all dont even do heists or anything just kill each other, at least play tdm if you want to kill people

>>137086927
Now how would I colour either of those to fit that?

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>>137086775
i like your webems wimey, still kicking you because no fun allowed though. night familia

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>>137087027
not in game to test it out but here´s my vigero if that helps

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>>137086775
One of those is not a man :^)
Maskless Owegno is a rare sight

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>>137086994
>play tdm if you want to kill people
you have a point, however its nil when the point of crew sessions is to have some peace from destroying shitters/skiddies faces in.

I personally would go around destroying kids, and everyone in the thread knows it. The thread even complains about it too, well, they did before. That shit gets boring, it gets boring when you leave your house to some monkey in a super who tossed C4 at you. Its annoying when theres a jet shitter online, etc.
I'm not complain from dying to them, its just when you teach them a lesson its always the same. They go passive, call you hacker, kick you, complain more, then leave session.

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>>137080774
>>137086775
Actually should've just skipped to the funny bit so here.

>>137087170
I fought the law and the law won.

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>>137087567

>>137081078
https://soundcloud.com/fny-1/l9ve-rough-edit

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>>137087575
faux pas
sorry Owegno, nothing personell

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>>137087881
>>137087567

>>137066110
>that level 7 shitter