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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/

>DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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>tfw no Stasi hero
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>>136132652
w-what if
zai and rtz
join up with pld, puppey and EE
muh god
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>It's a EE backstabs his team again episode.
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>>136132652
what happened to w33?
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Wish people that deserved to be kicked would actually get kicked

like Sumail
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>rtz still hasn't killed himself
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>Badman in

kek
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does OD have literally any counters?
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GUYS
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>>136132652

>fix something that isn't broken

tards
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Who's calling the shots here?
Is it puppy with his masterplan?
Did EE throw an autistic fit?
Or was PLD the real mastermind all along?
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>yfw secret picks up bone7
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wouldn't be surprised if they get saksa desu
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>>136132890
Nyx
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>>136132791
That would be absolutely insane. Universe is the best player by far.
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>>136132890
nyx assassin
pugna
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>>136132893
i can't put in the effort to post visage here but imagine I am
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Psshh, nothing personal Aliwi and Rasmus.
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>>136132652
Isn't it technically logical to boot players after they win a major event like Majors or TI?

I mean if your team has peaked with one patch, it seems smart to get new players in the mix to start fresh with a new patch.
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Could it be Universe?
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>>136132954
>pugna
I guess but then you have to pick pugna

how about someone good
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WHERE THE FUK IS THE SPRING CLEANIN-

Fuck it.

No one really cares anymore.

All you shitters want now is shuffle drama bullshitting.

You're literally sucking Valvo's COCK all over again by not realizing that this is all premeditated in order for you to forget and ignore the lack of response towards the game's actual problems.

Fucking shitlords, man..
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If RTZ+Zai>Secret happens those memes about rtz and sumail fighting over farm will come through only it'll be EE and rtz

Puppey can't wrangle two retards and a guy who likes to go the worse items possible when winning to BM the other team
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https://twitter.com/LDdota/status/712448316643024896

>team gets subpar results for like 3 lans
>wins one
>continues to get subpar results after winning their first lan for like 4 months
>people complain that they try and improve the quality of the team by making needed roster changes

jesus fucking christ this scene is retarded, if anything this is really smart from secret to make a change so quickly after winning a major.

The same thing happened to NiP in CS GO, they played like shit for about two months before a major, won the major, and then continued to play like shit but used their result at the major as some reason to stick together.

Secret winning the major doesn't change the fact that this team has very literal chance of winning ti, manila, or any of the upcoming events. they lost to navi for fuck sake, that's an IMMEDIATE roster change
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>>136132953
>Universe is the best player by far
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please link to EE/secret kicking people yet again drama
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>>136133108
The game's problems are old. This is new.
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>>136132989

Universe needs to get off EG

They're just tilting and he's way too good of a player to get dragged down
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what's a tempo controller?
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>behaviour score 7k

shoudl i abdandon it
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>>136132890
Invoker is good at mid against him. Alacrity + Cold Snap is pretty good in a manfight. If you wreck him there, he's not that big of an issue, since it takes a while for him to get big if he's not dominating his lane thanks to him actually being bad at farming without having big items to istagib creeps.
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>Envy still mad as fuck he didn't get Miracle so he has to replace w33 to find Miracle's equivalent.
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>>136132791
this was tweeted two weeks ago, if they were gonna kick universe i feel like someone else in EG would have at least said something by now
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secret.sexybamboe

calling it now
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>>136133108
Finally dumping my meme la?
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>>136133098
pugna is good enough against od that its worth it to pick him
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>>136133205
Any hero that helps bring your hypercarry online
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>>136133205
A hero that sets the pace of the game. An example would be gyro because he builds BKB and fights early with all his magic damage
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>>136132953
>Universe is the best player by far.
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>>136133108
Late April, same as every year, calm down.
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>>136133216
Miracle shot himself in the leg with his choice however. He was demolishing alone with heroes like Alche and SF that can get mad gold and then win alone. Now that they are worse, he has to rely more on his team that wasn't up to his skill level.
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>>136133197
what? EG is one of the most consistently good teams in dota
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>>136133329

No, fuck YOU.

It's MY meme, you shitstain.

MY MEME! LA!
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>>136132989
>7 Mar 2016

doubtful

>>136133318
EE+bamboe on the same team would either end really well or really poorly
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teamsecret.gg KEK
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Every player EE has defended/vouched for post-TI4 shuffle has been garbage
>EE claims Biryu is the next coming of Christ for supports
>was the most underwhelming player on one of the most underwhelming teams known to man (Digital Chaos)
>people start pointing out how shitty Misery is as an offlane
>EE claims misery is good player and trusts him because he's a player "that can play a lot of heroes"
>Misery gets kicked from EE's team regardless
>EE claims that there can be more new pros who were hero spammers and 8k MMR players (w33)
>w33 still gets booted from his team
holy fuck if this guy says good things about you, your dota career is a bust
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>http://teamsecret.gg/
Holy shit.
This is just brutal.
Does EE have no mercy?
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bulba tho
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>These tweets from DC
What the fuck is going on actually
Are they trolling or did they disband or some shit
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>>136133537
LMAO
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>>136133592
who?
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>>136133495
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>>136133537
WHAT THE FUCK LOL
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>>136133483
yeah real good getting those second place finishes!

literally no one cares, people want to win ti, eg isn't winning lans, and in fact has a choking issue that rivals 2014 c9.

This eg roster is probably looking at 4th place at ti at best. The talent on that team wants nothing less than 1st.
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get ready lads

the dramapocalypse is nigh
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>>136133483

Due in large part to him
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>>136133495
LMAO
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>>136133537
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
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>>136133537
HAHAHAHA

I'M DYING HERE

LFMAO

"PROFESSIONAL" DOTA, GUYS

TOTALLY FUCKING "PROFESSIONAL"
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>kicking the person who literally won major for your feeding ass

SCIENTISTS STATUS?
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>>136133537
>>136133592

>mfw losing to Navi and everything falls apart
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So what's happening?

>jacky lmao being jacky lmao
>puppey backstabbing
>w33 teamless
>universe is still eg?

dotards?
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w33ha was kicked because of the attacks in Belgium and he's from syria, screenshot this

also, Secret.Bone7 when?
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>>136133495
>>136133537
savage af senpai
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So...what teams have openings for misery/w33?

Hilariously w33 is probably not going to TI again.
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>>136133537
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>>136132937
Wasn't he playing with Sing?
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>>136134028
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>Win a major
>kick 2 players
>keep their part of the prizepool
It's just a mere coincidence.
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>>136134028

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SAY IT AINT SOOOOOO
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whatas is happenign
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>>136134046
Holy shit, Randy Orton got buffed!
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Who fucked up harder?
PPD by kicking aui or EE by kicking w33 and misery?
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>>136133916
pls no
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>>136133895

fuck, forgot to post the picture
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>All these bulba tweets
I'm so fucking confused what is going on
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>>136134028
saksa is realistically possible

there's 0 chance of ritsu
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wait haha is bulba actually joining secret
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>>136134145
they shouldnt have kicked aui imo, dude was a really good player
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>Came here to post my hip new twitter info
>It's what everyone is already talking about

This is what I get for playing fucking video games during roster season.

Fuyck
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>kicking people 4 days before roster lock

LMAO.
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>playing with ~2.5k friends when you're 5k

pic related. fuck my life. 3rd time I'm trying to get lina quest, failed

Why are 3k players so SHIEEEET
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https://twitter.com/Resolut1on_/status/712451047789305856

resolution out of DC
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>>136133723
>literally no one cares, people want to win ti
but EG did win TI

>>136133807
>a member of the team does his job so they do well
i mean thats literally a core concept of a team, i dont understand what your saying. also universe isnt a perfect player by any means

>>136133992
honestly w33 was dogshit anyway, he single handedly lost a bunch of secrets games in the last 3-4 months
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>>136134028
>[Deleted]
oh shittt
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The site just got reverted back with w33 and Misery back on the team apparently?
http://teamsecret.gg/
http://teamsecret.gg/
http://teamsecret.gg/
http://teamsecret.gg/

I'm so confused guys.
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>>136134384
HAHAHAHAHA

THEY ACTUALLY PUT THEM BACK THE MAD MEN.
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what happened with the teamsecret website, looks normal to me

does anyone have a screencap if it was different
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>>136134320
>5k losing to 2.5ks
? ? ? ////////////////

? ?? ? RWW
? ?
?
?
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>>136134096
valve pays the players directly, there are no team "cuts"
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>>136134384
wtf is going on
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https://twitter.com/DotaDeMoN/status/712452328427626496

https://twitter.com/nrootn/status/712452469121355777

https://twitter.com/1437x/status/712450375752749056

What does it all mean?!?
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https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/712453169087848452

Epic.
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>>136134231
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>>136134323
>He finally realized that the 4k/mo wasn't worth the embarrassment
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>>136134384
>it's true
LMAO
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>>136134384

lmao what
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>>136134384
Probably pulled them out too early.
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HOLY SHIT ZAI IS GOING BACK TO TEAM SECRET
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>>136134498

>tfw people think you should be able to 1v5 when you're 5k and other team is ~3k. when team is retarded there's actually NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT YOU GUYS
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>>136134525
w-what
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what did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/712453169087848452
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>>136133662
Im so glad I read the manga when i did, gave me motivation to live my life
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>ameritards doing le epic congrats bulba
hilarious
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>>136134323

I still can't believe he was on that team
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finally bulba going places
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it was literally all a prank that they played on bulba wasnt it
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>>136132937
NEVAR FORGET
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>>136134665
>not pushing lanes solo while everyone else feeds and discretely taking rax yourself
>5k
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>stay up from 1AM-10AM just to play RMM on chink servers with less than 200 ping
>practice together every day
>forced to play against SEA teams during qualifiers for LANs while tolerating at least 150 ping
>never BM anyone outside of matches
>never cause drama in general

No surprise that EU/NA/Chink"""""dota""""" are dying while based Korea is rising
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eww not bulba

hes a fucking shitter

discounter universe dogshit poopoo shitter
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epic
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bulba 3+1437 fulltime coach+some mid
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Epic.
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>>136134330
>but EG did win TI

with a different roster, against different teams, on a different patch, 8 months ago.
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>>136134801
>tell him he's gonna be on secret
>write up a contract and everything
>the roster deadline passes
>he finds he's not on the team
It's just too cruel desu
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>>136134384
>>136134384
EVERYONE'S GONE
EVERYBODY'S BEING SHUFFLED
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Congrats bulba
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>>136134893
what are you talking about bulba FIGURATIVELY created doto
literally b-god
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ok can we actually get some fucking weirdo in here who has definite info?

>EE dead
>misery dead
>w33 dead ?
>bulba congratz wut?
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>>136135028
>http://teamsecret.gg/
What the fuck are they doing?
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>>136134254
>Be contributing factor to win non honeypot LAN
>get kicked
What is with dotards? What is their fucking reasonings?!
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bubba tho
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>>136134874
As much as I hate Kshitters I hope MVP win it all. Seems like they improve with every LAN they attend.
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black
w33
misery
buugi
vanskor

LMFAO
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>>136133537
whaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what happened
the site is normal now
please tell me someone screencapped
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>>136134525
>>136134527
>>136134701
these fucks are all on skype, baiting redditards
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lmao MORE DRAMA
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dota2.com/springcleaning
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>Zai and RTZ to Secret
>Aui to EG
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http://www.dota2.com/springcleaning

DOTARDS?
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WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

http://www.dota2.com/springcleaning
http://www.dota2.com/springcleaning
http://www.dota2.com/springcleaning
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>>136135216
>dota2.com/springcleaning


IT;S REAL
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why didn't you guys tell me beastmaster was so much fun?

>use roar
>MANLY ASS YELL SFX
>anyone you looked remotely in the direction of is now dead
>also youre hitting them ten times a second because of your awesome passive
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UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL UPDATE IT'S REAL
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>>136135216
oh fug its real
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>>136135202
>https://twitter.com/Resolut1on_/status/712451047789305856

it showed w33 and misery missing from the 5 pictures
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>http://teamsecret.gg/
oh shit
its all empty now
?????
DOTARDS????
HELPPP
>>136135216
>>136135216
>>136135216
>>136135216
>>136135216
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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It literally just updated.
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>>136135216
JESUS CHRIST TOO MANY THINGS AT ONCE

I CAN'T MULTITASK
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>>136135202
first it was missing team members

then it reverted back

now no one is there

>>136133108
LA

http://www.dota2.com/springcleaning
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>>136135216

literally nothing
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>>136135216
>it's actually real
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Neutral Spawn IndicatorsNeutral Spawn IndicatorsNeutral Spawn Indicators

Neutral Spawn IndicatorsNeutral Spawn Indicators
Neutral Spawn Indicators
Neutral Spawn Indicators

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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>>136135216

THERE'S NO BUG FIXES OR GAME UPDATES HERE, DOTURD

ONLY MEME DRAMA

YOU NOT LIKE?

GAME IS FREE, LMAO

HERE DOTARD, EAT MORE DRAMA NOW AND FORGET NO PATCH
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>>136135216
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FK LA
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>Neutral Spawn Indicators
BUT MUH SKILL CAP
>>
NEUTRAL SPAWN INDICATORS
You can now view Neutral Creep spawn boxes when selecting Observer and Sentry Wards to place on the map, helping you to block and unblock creep camps more effectively. You can also toggle an option to display these boxes when ALT is pressed.

NEUTRAL SPAWN INDICATORS
You can now view Neutral Creep spawn boxes when selecting Observer and Sentry Wards to place on the map, helping you to block and unblock creep camps more effectively. You can also toggle an option to display these boxes when ALT is pressed.
NEUTRAL SPAWN INDICATORS
You can now view Neutral Creep spawn boxes when selecting Observer and Sentry Wards to place on the map, helping you to block and unblock creep camps more effectively. You can also toggle an option to display these boxes when ALT is pressed.


LOL

WHAT THE FUCK CASUAL SHIT GAME

LAMOP WHATY THWE FUCK AHAHAHHAHAHAHAJH

DOTARDS NICE BABY GAME
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>>136135216
>CAMERA HOTKEYS
>VISIBLE SPAWNBOXES

OH MY GOD FIRST FUCKING GOOD UPDATE IN FOREVER TY VALVE DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS
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>spawn beacons now visible
>tower ranges now visible

ROFL WHAT TEH FCUJK
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>>136135351
seems legit dude
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>>136135216
>NEUTRAL SPAWN INDICATORS
muh skill cap
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>>136135420
>>136135454

MUH SKILLCAP
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>>136135216
>THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMEONE BEING A RUSELORD
>IT'S REAL

No hero balances though.
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>>136135508
FUCK OFF LINUS :3
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THANK FUCKING CHRIST

I can mute all you whiny micfaggots without hesitation now.
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puppey and valve doing some "spring cleaning" at the same time
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>>136135676
how about i just fuck you instead?
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muh skillcap
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WHAT THE FUCK ISHAP[PENI9GN, IS SECRET CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS?
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>>136135669
i-is this real?
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>literally telling retards where to put wards

L M A O

MUH SKILL

DOTA IS HARD I SWER
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MuH SkILLkAp
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>muh skill cap

when were you when redditards got rekt?
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>Tower Attack Range and Target Indicator

>Selecting a tower will now display the tower's attack range and its current target. Additionally, you can click a toggle in the Options > Interface settings to add this tower information to your ALT-press indicators.

WE LOL NOW
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS UPDATE IS SO GOOD

"MUH SKILLCAP" FAGGOTS FUCK OFF I BET YOUD DEFEND L CANCELING TOO
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LITERALLY MAKING THE GAME INTO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
LITERALLY
LITERALLY
LITERALLY
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
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insider bro here

rtz
universe
ee
puppey
pie
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wow this update makes me feel bad
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>>136135784
n-no
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>literally no balance changes

another slap in the face by valve
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>>136135708
yeah... but can you mute the pings?
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doTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
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>EG win TI
>kick Aui
>Secret win Major
>kick W33 AND Misery
Holy shit I love this drama
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its over

we league now
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>>136136002
I will shit my pants if that is true. PPD is done without universe carrying the team.
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leagion of leagends is now live.

enjoy the game.
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>>136135130
Secret Website finally launched, had player cards with w33 and Misery, reverted instantly
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>>136135945
Not really. those are some pretty good changes.
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REDDIT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

MUH SKILL CAP

BASED VALVE
ITEM RANGE WHEN?
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havent played dota in nearly a month, convince me to return
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>>136136013
fine go fucking shag luke or some shit bloody slut don't want your bucket vag anyway
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>>136136197
it's like League of Legends now.
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Added Tinker to the Item Workshop
Added Bane to the Item Workshop
Added Night Stalker to the Item Workshop
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WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT THE TOWER CHANGES
SPAWN BOXES I CAN JUST ABOUT UNDERSTAND
BUT WHY THE FUCKING TOWERS?
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why do they keep dumbing down the game? was blocking pulls and knowing the tower range actually hard to do? i learn that like 2 weeks into dota
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>>136136161
>Sub 1k shitstain detected

I'm so glad I decided to quit this game. I feel bad for you guys with1500 plus hrs in
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We Lol now
>We Lol now
We Lol now
>We Lol now
We Lol now
>We Lol now
We Lol now
>We Lol now
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ALL OF THESE CHANGES ARE GOOD
SKILLCAP FAGS BTFO
>MFW PEOPLE THINK THAT BEING TOLD HOW THE GAME WORKS MEANS DOTA IS DEAD
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Valve management of Dota 2 is horrific for so many reasons. Valve is just incompetent at handling online game. Every license they try to work on is a pure disaster. Team fortress is like dead thanks to Valve. People are still playing counter strike 1.6 for very legit reasons ( this game is like 15 years old). And the only successful game they did was half life and portal in the span of 17 years . wat?

We don't have to farm anymore. 1.5x passive gold, discount on every item, cheap items support can buy by being afk. Take arcane boot for example. It costed like 3.3k gold before to have an equivalent item. Now it s 1395 bundled with a boot. Let's not mention drum, force staff , ghost, wand, medaillon. More cheap items so support don't even have to farm to go into late game.

Dota 2 is essentially dota 1 easy mode made legit. And dota 1 people were making fun of easy mode so much it made me feel sad for em players. Now everyone is playing it.

Despite being the most played game in the world, Valve didn't manage to make dota 2 take off. Worse they keep comparing themselves to LOL and try to borrow ideas from them even if they are totally different games. It was actually the other way around for so many years. Facts talk by themselves, Valve didn't manage to grab even half of the dota 1 playerbase and the game is slowly on the decline.

I really loved and still love Dota but dota is not what it used to be. The balanced and challenging game with so many possibilities. Unless Valve suddenly wake up we can say bye bye to Dota soon. And they will not. Considering how they treated the community regarding to report system, matchmaking, Valve gives little care about what players think. They don't learn from their mistake.

It reminds me of the first dota trailer : "What does a hero truly need? That is for you to decide.". Sadly Valve doesn't know what dota needs and won't let us decide.
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>>136136268
MUH SKILL CAP
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>>136136239
>luke
c-can i?
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>>136135212
AH WE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS NOW BOYS
MUH SKILLCAP
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>>136136268
its less about the fact that its not hard and more about the fact that its an arbitrary mechanical barrier

tower range is a fixed in-game value theres no reason that it shouldnt be common information that can be seen by pressing a button
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>Makes bad players better
>Doesn't have any effect on good players
what's the problem here?
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>>136136181
Added range indicator for items on hover
>Added range indicator for items on hover
Added range indicator for items on hover
>Added range indicator for items on hover
Added range indicator for items on hover
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>>136136328
If you quit the game why are you still shitposting here?

Go outside you fat fuck.
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>Added Tinker to the Item Workshop
>Added Bane to the Item Workshop
>Added Night Stalker to the Item Workshop

BLINK DAGGEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>there are actually people who didnt already know the tower ranges and spawn boxes

really? that shit is so simple my 5 year old daughter understood
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>>136136268
>M >U >H > >S >K >I >L >L > >C >A >P
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>>136136328
You and all autists here can get mad all you want, but the custom games just to train basic shit like that was just a nuisance. It does make the game easier to people starting to play, and thats a good thing. By the way i played Dota before you even knew this game.
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wtf happened to w33? He practically carried half of secret's games in the major with his invoker. Puppey carried the other half due to respect bans and his plays.
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holy shit there some 6.87 balance changes in the page source

>Couriers are now free and upgraded for free at 2mins
>Tpscrolls removed from game
>New base skill added to all heroes : Recall
>Recall lets heroes teleport to the fountain at any time, however if they take damage the teleport is stopped
>The ms delay that was affecting turnrate is removed, every hero now has 0 turnrate
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>IT IS LIKE LEAGUE OF LEBANON

Reminder that you are all something like 3 or 4K and you fucking need this shit because you are fucking awful and if the reason you enjoy Dota is that there's a hidden mechanic that is constantly the same and must just be remembered and offers no versatility for playing at all, then you haven't ever even played a proper game of Dota.
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>>136136476
It doesn't really matter, we're all going to have indicators now, LOL

hehehe
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>dotards complain game is dead
>don't want it to be more accessible to new players because "i-if we add tower range indicators itll be too casual!"

ROFL no dota 2 is still hard as fuck i guess you just might not know that down in 3k LOL
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>Fixed Exorcism not autoattacking Spell Immune

Soooo it wasn't doing damage to spell immune units, or it just didn't pick to hit them when you cast the ability and didn't target anyone with right click
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>>136136408
>its less about the fact that its not hard and more about the fact that its an arbitrary mechanical barrier
lmao what? theres like a million custom games that let you practice, im also pretty sure its also in the tutorial
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>>136136476
that daughter...
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>>136136421
Nothing, just /lolg retards spamming their usual shit, and autistic retards trying to look oldschool by hating on it.
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>>136136248
i said convince me to return not to stay away
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>>136136450
I'm having withdrawal so instead of playing I'm shit posting. By the looks of the new patch it's going to be more fun shot posting
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Is the update not live yet?
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>its another "Rtz leaves Peter and gets blown the fuck out" episode

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>136136691
?

that has nothing to do with what i said its still an arbitrary mechanical barrier

>you go to "neutral spawn boxes" custom game
>you memorize the boxes and tower ranges because there they are
>you now know them

>or you can just access them in-game now and see them anytime

first option is less accessible and frankly pointless

literally just elitists complaining about this update
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>>136136476
My wife's son plays LoL.

I might install it if Valve keeps on dumbing down this game.
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>The Spring Cleaning 2016 update has arrived.
So is this live now?
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>>136136691
Why though, they just eliminated the middle man. Now the game is more accessible to new players, and the old players will feel no drawback at all. Pretty good change overall.
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>>136136421
>Why learn to cook when my mom can make me hotpockets
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>Added an option to make your HP bar different from your allies to make it easier to notice your hero
I know all of you are retarded, so here you go
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>Fixed Ice Wall debuff lingering on heroes that become Spell Immune

>Fixed Ice Wall debuff lingering on heroes that become Spell Immune

>Fixed Ice Wall debuff lingering on heroes that become Spell Immune
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>>136136818
assisst kill gold is granted on proximity, not dmg/debuff anyways
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Puppey is a stone cold motherfucker
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>>136136850
Go ahead, that's the best game of cucks.
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STILL NO UI UPDATE
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>>136136848
so is learning to last hit just an arbitrary mechanic barrier as well? why not have them glow green when you will get the last hit with your auto attack right?
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>>136136848
This my friendo, it was just a nuisance at this point.
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POST YFW YOU REALIZED TODAY IS 3/22
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>SUBTLE VISAGE NERFS
YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE DIDN'T YOU
FUCK ICEFROG
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>just a bunch of bug fixes and insignificant babby pandering features
>no balance changes

Literally who gives a fuck?
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>https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/711625915537555456

>FEAR RETIRE, ZAI + PPD SUPPORT COMBO BACK
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>>136136517
>Dota before you even knew this game.
Your acting like thats a badge of honor or something.
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>>136137085
I still don't get this meme, and I'm too lazy to look it up.
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>>136137062
no? the timing for a last hit isnt a static value that never changes, like spawn boxes or tower ranges
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>>136137123
Shit man, it's not like Misery was bad. And w33 was crazy on his invoker.
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>>136137172

Hey, that's my fucking image, dudester.
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>>136137007
Underrated
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>>136137216

being good on one or two heroes aint gud enof son

puppan wants real dotards not patch or hero babbies
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wait you could block camps with wards? 4k and I've never did that before

I guess that makes sense, I always thought my support was just farming the small camp instead of pulling
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>>136136924
I knew that shit was OP and I spam him
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reminder that in the civilised world, it's the 23rd of march
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>Hovering over a unit's stats panel now visually shows their attack radius

HEH

>Assists now get counted whenever you place debuff on an enemy hero that dies
>Assists now get counted whenever you place a buff on a hero that kills an enemy hero

MEDALLION META INCOMING

>Fixed Untouchable lingering when attempting to attack units other than Enchantress

THANK GOD

>Fixed Macropyre with Aether Lens

YE

>Fixed Headshot damage going through Spell Immunity

DEADEST HERO

>Fixed Warpath not being disabled by Break

RIP
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>>136136858
dota should not be accessible to new players, if you want that shit go to league.

literally the whole point of dota is that its a competitive game. its supposed to be something that you have to work at to get better. its been like that for like 8 years. dumbing down the game does nothing but bring the quality of your competitive atmosphere down and the quality of game play in general down
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>>136137230
fight me
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>>136137106
this actually
literally a boring update that changes nothing in the end of the day

can we all go back to talking about team secret? thanks
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>dota 2 test update

lol who fuckings cares
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>>136136924
HELL
YEAH
AAWWW
YEAH
LITERALLY
LOST GAMES
BECAUSE I'M 0.1 SEC TOO LATE ON BKB EVEN IF HE DOESNT HAVE HEX
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>>136137216
I hope they get Zai and Miracle or Zai and RTZ otherwise this change is not worth at all.
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>>136136408
>arbitrary mechanical barrier
Oh dear.

>>136136858
New players don't care about shit like neutral camp spawn boxes or even the specific tower range (although the exact range being displayed when hovering over the tower damage was a long needed change).

More than anything it's lazy. The map had visual aids that were pretty well thought out, such as the lamppost indicating the edge of the spawn box. Now? Fuck it, put an ugly ass box.
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>>136137409
There's a different between knowing the spawn boxes and being able to ward efficiently though.
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>>136137409
??

this update is not going to significantly lower the skill floor OR skill ceiling of dota 2 whatsoever

almost everyone memorizes spawn boxes when they start playing, this just gets rid of the need to waste the time
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>tfw you get a ebin 5 man black hole and win the game after herding your retards for 60 minutes in a torture match
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>>136136517
>It does make the game easier to people starting to play, and thats a good thing.

doesn't make a difference.
really doesn't. another company re-released a very competitive game on steam and changed the "casual" game experience a bit so that "new players would have it easier to get into the game".
it didn't change anything. the people I see on higher skill pub games are still the same I saw 5 years ago.

no one will be glad to see tower ranges when better players just roll over them.
It's not even that the majority of players asks for these changes. It's just the game companies that check back with their marketing and game design departments and try to make the game as appealing to new players as possible so they'd eventually be more willing to pay for micro-transactions.

in the end it's about selling stuff. not about making a game that's valued by people just for being great.
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>rtz leaving EG again

holyfuck my sides are fucking GONE
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>assisted camp block
I don't think obscure shit replaces actual mechanics but this is way too babby-oriented
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>>136137529
RTZ only as a mid, he's not a fantastic carry. I'd rather have fEED sticking to the carry role.
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>>136137505
Suck my dick, DKP
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>>136137409
Bullshit, a game who does not bring new players in dies. Dota should be accessible to new players AND remain competitive. And we are doing it just like that. All this WE ARE LEAGUE NOW bullshit is stupid.
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Is it me or does this game get more casual with every patch? We might as well add a pull command so we don't have to time our own creeps
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>>136137659
based bro i'm a insider and i can confirm this T R U E

>T
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>>136137659
Literal team killer.

Aui to EG again, Fear back on carry. EG wins again
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>>136137560
what about warding in an effective place that will still block the camp like with the old magic bush?


there is literally nothing you can say, this casualizes and dumbs down a mechanic that has been in dota since is birth for literally no other reason aside from 1k player are actually mentally fucking retarded and couldnt take 2 minutes to learn spawn boxes.

if you defend this change you are probably the bottom 1% of all players and should be castrated as you breeding would be a detriment to the gene pool
>>
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>games keep being dumbed down
>because of that MMR keeps inflating
>redditors itt defending it
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>niggers complaining about muh skillcap when these things should've been smoothed over fucking years ago
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Too much shit to read, I'll just post this here for now.
>>
>>136137683
This stuff actually doesn't affect anyone else's but 1K players' games. People who used wards on camps already know where to place that shit.
>>
>>136137683
shit is going to get blocked for days
they are going to change sentries to be like wards where you can buy a unit for 100
screencap it
>>
>STILL NO UI CHANGES
Why the fuck not?

If there's anything League of Legends has over Dota, it's the minimalistic UI. Why do we think this UI taking over most of the screen is still okay?
>>
>>136137742
>Dota should be accessible to new players who actually spend 2 minutes to learn a box AND remain competitive.

fixed that for you. dota is not a casual kiddie game for retards, thats league.
>>
>>136137870
so, what's next, camp creeps will shine at the right moment when they should be attacked to stack the camp?
>>
>>136137997
The UI is there to balance radiant vs dire ;^)
>>
>>136137997
They said they are updating it, new UI should be out before the summer is over with.

But I expect tons of people will bitch and moan over whatever it looks like
>>
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>>136137948
>Dota 2 update is just stealing League mechanics
Epic game dotards.
>>
>>136137997

FUCK
OFF

THIS IS SHIT >>136137948 FUCKING SHIT
>>
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>>136137765

Can you fucking stop posting my images?

This is like, really pissing me off right now, you fuckin' dipshit.
>>
>>136138065
>muh skillcap
>muh slippery slope
>>
>>136138169
>new UI should be out before the summer is over with
rofl
>>
>>136138184
In lol you can only see the Tower range when playing versus bots
>>
>>136137612
>another company re-released a very competitive game on steam and changed the "casual" game experience a bit so that "new players would have it easier to get into the game"
Are you talking about Quake Live?

Because those changes were awful even for new players and the reason you see the same people on higher skill pub games is because they're literally the only people still playing.
>>
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>>136137853
Pretty much this honestly. This completely removed a mechanic that separated the absolute worst players and people with even the slightest semblance of a brain.
>>
>>136137348
>he keeps Envy
>>
>>136137765
>We might as well add a pull command so we don't have to time our own creeps

Apparently you can already do this with the patrol command.
>>
where is the patch
>>
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>>136138252
>your images
>>
>>136137973

That would be a good change though. They should do the same thing for tangos and dust too.
>>
>>136133131
>Zai + RTZ
>Secret 4.0
>The last Secret for TI and Manila Majors

It's over boys. This is the last push that Puppey's going to make before he retires and go casting. Brace yourselves.
>>
>>136135216
>tower range indicator
we league of lels now
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>>136138169
>>136138261
>new UI should be out

kek
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>Camera Control Group Hotkeys
Well this is pretty neat. I might redo all of my hotkeys just to make room for some of these.

What areas of the map are you going to hotkey, /d2g/?
>>
>>136138393
>Puppey casting
>Someone with actual decent drafting knowledge and a decent voice
make it happen.
>>
>pick sven
>get kited
lmao fucking americans
>>
fukcing headshot deons't go through magic immunity anymore
PHYSICAL DMG BLOCKED BY MAGIC IMMUNITY

EYYY VALVE
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>>136138184
>range indicators are a """""league mechanic"""""
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Zeus did something horrible here. Can you guess what?
>>
>>136137386
>>Assists now get counted whenever you place debuff on an enemy hero that dies
>>Assists now get counted whenever you place a buff on a hero that kills an enemy hero
>MEDALLION META INCOMING
Bruh I'm pretty sure it's just the assist statistic, not the actual "you get money" assist.
>>
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>Batman Vs Superman getting slammed in reviews
>Force Awakens Blu Ray torrent out
>Misery and W33 kicked out of Secret
>Dota spring cleaning update

IT'S TOO MUCH DOTARDS
>>
I understand Misery but w33 fucking delivers when he starts rolling man.
>>
>>136138486
Runes, Roshan, Lanes and Mid.
>>
>>136138487
Not happening anytime soon, Puppey never said he wants to retire. While he can still beat the shit out of everyone he will stay.
>>
>Need to hover over the tower to see how far it can attack (Just like hovering over an ability to see its cast range)
>Nothing like the stand in tower area get shown it's attack range thing like in LoL, HotS, or Smite
>Dotards are too stupid to understand this and cry that the game is turning into LoL, HotS, or Smite

Lol dotards
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>>136138564
>Batman Vs Superman getting slammed in reviews

Oh do tell more, anon.
>>
>>136138579
>when

and thats the problem
>>
>>136138486
rosh
wards
is it possible to hotkey trees?

>>136138562
MUH KDA
literally cod
>>
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>>136138065
>removed al the trees and fow so players can't die unfairly to enemies they couldn't see
>>
>>136138652
Check Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic my man.

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY.
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>>136138620
this pleases me all the same. Only captain worth a damn and he forces other teams to ban 2 or 3 of his heroes before they can even get a handle on the game. He's the husbando /d2g/ needs.
>>
>>136138648
Or you just press fucking ALT like the patch notes says you can and you get to see everything, you dumb fucking retard.
>>
>>136138648
Dumb shitposters will dumb shitpost. I dont even know what i expected to be honest.
>>
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>you can now see tower aggro
WHY DON'T THEY JUST TELL US HERO AGGRO TOO THEN?
>>
>>136137997
>If there's anything League of Legends has over Dota, it's the minimalistic UI.
Shut the fuck up and go back to league.
>>
>>136138528

Does lava look fucking delicious to anyone else?
>>
>>136138579
Zai + RTZ come in a package, you can't have only one of those. That's what happened last time aswell
>>
>>136132652
>Kicking 2 of 3 most stable players on the team
kek
>>
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1.EE
2.RTZ
3.ZAI
4.PLD
5.PPY
>>
>>136137189
remembering the tower ranges mid fight is a skill honestly
>>
>>136138648
This is probably a good thing.
It'll teach shitters to click on shit other than their hero.
>>
which sounds better

>EE, Dendi, Bulba, Puppey, Pie

or

>EE, RTZ, Bulba, Puppey, Pie
>>
>>136138547
He bought aghs?
>>
>>136138648

People have been whining about League since Dota 2 first came out in beta, just ignore them. If they want to obsess over another game they can go to the LoL general.
>>
ITS

HAPPENING
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>>136132652

WHY

LITERALLY WHY
>>
>>136136356
Dota 1 was fun in spite of the unintuitive arbitrary bullshit primarily caused by WC3 engine limitations, not because of it. If 2007 Blizzard somehow managed to improve the engine and Icefrog could add stuff to Dota 1 that only became possible with Dota 2, I guarantee there'd have been little to no complaints.

This isn't to say that things like stacking and armor/damage types should be done away with, as those are core aspects of the game that made Dota 1 unique, not unintuitive arbitrary engine limitations. Those affected virtually every WC3 custom map.
>>
I have an idea guys. Let's bring back exp radius again. It's makes it easy for new players as well. Or how about an auto last hit function also
>>
https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
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KEK
>>
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>>136138579
jacky mao has no mercy
>>
>>136136084

By RNG it was meant the quality of teammates.
>>
>>136138936
Dendi will never leave Na'vi. Never.
I literally can't see it happening.
>>
>>136132989
>3
That's not PPD. The most lackluster support i have seen on this patch.
>>
>>136138735

He carried Team Secret far with his Windranger.
>>
Kemal Sadikoglu @ksadikoglu 2 mins2 minutes ago Beykoz, Ä°stanbul
I would like to announce that @Arteezy and @UniverseDota will be joining Team Secret.

Kemal Sadikoglu @ksadikoglu 2 mins2 minutes ago Beykoz, Ä°stanbul
I would like to announce that @Arteezy and @UniverseDota will be joining Team Secret.

Kemal Sadikoglu @ksadikoglu 2 mins2 minutes ago Beykoz, Ä°stanbul
I would like to announce that @Arteezy and @UniverseDota will be joining Team Secret.
>>
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https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737

WHAT
IS
GOING
ON
>>
>>136138873
The new dream team, until RTZ fucks it up like he always do.
>>
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>
so, when is the patch actually coming out? today?
>>
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RTC AND EE ON THE SAME TEAM

I T S H A P P E N I N G
>>
>RTZ
Obvious
>Universe
HOLLLLY SHIIIT

PPD BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
>UNIVERSE

WAHT

THE

FUK
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>>136139027
WHAAAAT THEEE FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
>>136138579
zai is autistic and cant go anywhere without RTZ holding his hand
>>
>>136139027
>>136139034
I CAN'T TAKE IT
THERE'S JUST BEEN TOO MUCH SHIT TODAY
TOO MUCH SHIT

WE'VE NOT EVEN GOT THE RESULTS FROM THE ELECTIONS YET
>>
>rtz on secret

AGAIN

LOL

interesting that universe came with him though
>>
RIP SECRET

>SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

>put a literal anchor on the team
>>
>>136132989

This dude was right on the money.

Amazing.
>>
HE'S TROLLING
>HE'S TROLLING
HE'S TROLLING
>HE'S TROLLING
HE'S TROLLING
>HE'S TROLLING
HE'S TROLLING
>HE'S TROLLING
HE'S TROLLING
>HE'S TROLLING
HE'S TROLLING
>HE'S TROLLING
HE'S TROLLING
>HE'S TROLLING
HE'S TROLLING
>HE'S TROLLING


THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY
THERE'S NO
FUCKING
WAY

THAT FAT FUCKING BILLIONAIRE JEWISH TURK
>>
>>136133916
>dumb.7
That feels like having 2 EE in a team.
>>
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>>
>>136138547
>muh rampage
>>
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DUDE
>>
>>136138547
didn't steal all of alchs kill
>>
>>136139034

HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL
>>
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https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737

A;LSKDVNFKLSAD,NV;SODINJAWI;OPK'FLGJDNVLF;OSapejfkhnlxckf./kdszfbgs
>>
>>136137712
>rtz back on mid

please, please let this be true
>>
>>136139034
Why the fuck do players bounce around teams like like they are riding dick?
>>
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POST YFW EE AND RTZ IS FINALLY REAL
>>
EE AND RTZ FINALLY ON A TEAM TOGETHER HOLY SHIT


AND THE 3 IS FREE COMMENT FROM SUMAIL WAS ABOUT UNIVERSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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time to sell my EG merchandise
>>
artEEzy dream IS sdadfuadskich FERA
>>
What the hell is going on here?
>>
Are EG kill?
>>
>>136139027
HOLY SHIT SON WTF, DOTA NEW OVERLORDS ARE HERE.
>>
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING
>>
LMAO EVERYONE TOLD RTZ AND EE TO FORM A TEAM AND THEY ACTUALLY DID

THOSE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
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https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
>https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
>https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
>https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
>>
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>>136139094

>PPD
>>
>>136139312
fuck off you retarded tripfag
>>
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PPD IN FLAMES HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>EG IS FINISHED
>EG IS FINISHED
>EG IS FINISHED
>EG IS FINISHED


jesus fucking christ rtz flip flops on teams faster than clinton does on policy

>EG IS FINISHED
>EG IS FINISHED
>EG IS FINISHED
>EG IS FINISHED
>EG IS FINISHED
>>
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>>136139027
>>136139034
oh my gooooooooooood
>>
IS THIS THE END OF EG

WILL AMERICA FINALLY GO BACK TO THE DUMPSTER WHERE THEY BELONG
>>
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>RTC is going to ruin secret for the second time

did they learn nothing? secret has WAY to many egos on it again
>>
EG blown the fuck out so hard

How the fuck can EG fill the spots? There is literally no offlaners in the scene worth picking up
>>
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>>136139282
A N I M E
N
I
M
E


IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>
>PPD
>loses almost every lan after ti5
>cucked by his girlfriend
>now by his teammates


JUST
>>
>>136133150

I don't know why they are crying so hard about it.

Unless they are on contracts they can get pushed out anytime. This isn't a sport.

Hell sports has more trades and roster changes than this.
>>
>>136139027
>>136139034
???????????????????
>>
>RTC leaving EG
Now maybe EG can actually start winning again.
>>
>>136139312
the thing is that filtered
>>
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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>
SECRET IS NOW THE BEST NA TEAM LOL
>>
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>>136138873
It's like Poetry, it rhymes
>>
I

I AM JUST HAPPY RTZ CAN PLAY MID AGAIN

HE WAS FUCKING GOOD AT THAT
>>
>>136132989

AYY KEK LMAO
>>
>>136137659
>>136137801


THEY WHERE RIGHT

https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
>https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
>https://twitter.com/ksadikoglu/status/712462228801396737
>>
>>136138528
Implementing them in such an inelegant way is objectively Riot-tier.
>>
i leaked this shit to you guys earlier and deleted my post after a minute
i guess nobody was paying attention
>>
TOP NA LEL
>>
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wait then who the fucks on EG
>>
>RTZ BACK TO MID
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST EXCITING THING OF IT ALL
>>
>>136138402
except league only shows tower ranges in bot games
>>
>>136139398
RIP AMERICA ONLY GOOD TEAM, MURICANS ARE ALL DEAD. NO SUICIDE WATCH NEEDED.
>>
RTZ THE TEAM WREKKER
>>
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POST YFW OUR GOOKS SINGLEHANDEDLY DECIMATED EG
>>
hello ?
>>
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING D2G?????? THIS CAN'T ACTUALLY BE REAL PLZ??
>>
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>>136139446
I FUCKING CALLED IT

I FUCKING SAID

EITHER UNIVERSE LEAVES EG, OR RETIRES AND THEY REPALCE HIM WITH FUCKING SWINDLEMELONZ

SWINDLE WILL PROB TAKE ONE OF THE SWEDE KEKS WITH HIM

unless bulba is joining them with resolution
>>
>>136139027
>>136139034

3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22 3/22
>>
SKYKING, SKYKING, DO NOT ANSWER.
>>
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POST KEKOLDS
>>
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uh oh
>>
>>136139571
???
Sumail
???
Fear
PPD

Fear probably to carry. Maybe grab Aui again? The biggest problem is the fucking offlaners. No one worth picking up.
>>
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THIS IS WHAT EG'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT WAS ABOUT

THEY'RE DISBANDING

PPD TO FOCUS ON YOUTUBE
>>
>>136139034
oh my fucking god
>>
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ZAI TO EG, ZAI TO EG, ZAI TO EG, ZAI TO EG
>>
WAIT
DOES THIS MEAN
EG TAKES IN BULBA AND RESOLUTION OR FUCKING WHAT?

or
wait
noooooo
mason???
MASOOOON??
>>
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WAIT
SO DOES THIS MEAN


EG.BULBA????
>>
>>136139660
Don't Swindle and PPD have some serious beefs going way back?
>>
>tower range indicators and neutral spawn indicators
baby game :)
>>
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we've got a ti to win boys
>>
>>136139543
You have GOT to eb shitting me
>>
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H A P P E N I N G


this team will never reach top3
>>
MASON BACK ON EG
>MASON BACK ON EG
MASON BACK ON EG
>MASON BACK ON EG
MASON BACK ON EG
>MASON BACK ON EG
MASON BACK ON EG
>MASON BACK ON EG
>>
rtz actually the teamkiller
>>
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Why did PPD kick Universe though?
>>
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>>136139382
>>136139486
Give me some attention or the anime girl is getting it.
>>
So who the FUCK will EG take now in order to fill in their open spots?
>>
>>136139660
Swindle leaving his brother?
I don't think so
>>
>>136139034

When will the RTZ meme die? Goddamn this is such a circlejerk.
>>
i cant wait to see who eg poach this is samazing
>>
UNIVERSE?????????????
>>
EG.RESOLUT1ON
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>>136139034
>Be American
>get 3-0'd by Koreans
>disband
>get shot
>>
EG BULBO AND MASON PLZ
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>>136139273
That's retarded to be honest. I have seen his carry play much better than rEEtard. Good decision and item buying but his mid is so mediocre even when SF/QoP farming mid meta.
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MASON

SUMAIL

ZAI

FEAR

PPD
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>EE ANT RTZ ON THE SAME TEAM

YESSSSS

THE MEMES CAN NOW BE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEE
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>>136137948
Hey, reminder that this isn't in actual games, only co-op vs ai matches. Meanwhile it will be actual matches in dota it seems.
>>
artEEzy

It was hiding in plain sight all along
>>
ZAI IS BACK ON EG, HONTRASH BACK TOGETHER AGAIN
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>>136139660
CoL already locked roster I think
>CoL is the best NA team now
>>136139774
>>136139764
RTZ SPAMMING EG BULBA IN PUBS
ITS REAL

>>136139836
Universe left, 10000% not a kick. Universe wants to WIN. EG was getting 2nd or 3rd every tournament and crumbling in the finals
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EE'S GF STILL KEKING HIM LOL
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>>136139750
>bulba offlane
>zai carry
uhmmmm
>>
>>136139571
>MASON
MASON
>MASON
MASON
>MASON
MASON
>MASON
MASON
>>
There's no way bulba plays on EG, he's coaching for sure.
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>>136139960
ROFL, EE NEW IN DOTA NAME IS SATORU.
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>RESOLUTION
>SUMAIL
>BULBA
>PPD
>FEAR

THE DOWNGRADE OF THE CENTURY
>>
>>136139847
Literally anyone

Fear is a better mid then sumail and arteezy, better carry then arteezy, and the single best NA support available.

I'm sure they can string a team together with zai and bulba or something
>>
>>136139948
if he wants to win why is he joining a team with rtz
>>
>>136139571

>ppd retires for "esport job"
>sumail finishing high school
>fear in old folks home
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But why would you keep envy and not w33

This makes no sense whatsoever
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>>136139784
>serious beefs
A few million dollars could fix that.
>>
>RTC leaves EG for secret
>a fucking 15 year old that out classes him in every way wins TI
>RTC cancers secret and causes them to lose all there players
>RTC comes back to EG
>wins L I T E R A L L Y nothing
>RTC cancers EG again and go back to secret leaving EG in shambles again


its like pro western dota learned literally nothing in the last year. RTC is just going to kill secret again
>>
>>136139595
Pretty sure you can always select towers to show their range.
>>
Secret is now officially an NA team
>>
>>136139968
Fear carry
Zai offlane
Aui support
>>
>>136140008
YOU NEED 5 PLAYERS TO PLAY DOTES FRIEND
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Fear back on carry senpaitachi?
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holy fuck I am legitimately sad right now. Universe is my favorite player and is backstabbing my favorite team to go play with the autist EternalEnvy and two yuros.

I'm very conflicted now I've fucking hated Team Secret ever since they formed and I just can't see myself rooting for them even with Universe on the team.
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Gentle reminder that our guys made zero (0) roster changes.
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The only thing i'm sad about is that Fear and RTZ aren't Father Son team
>>
>carry team of 3k's to a flying finish in one of my placement matches
>my jungle legion won't towerdive for my rampage
Fuck youj
>>
absolute killer lineup desu

also 3/5 players are NA now, so Secret = USA
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>Press Track
>collect assist
>stroke epeen
WEW
>>
>>136139614
>EG got singlehandedly decimated by gooks
>RTZ and Universe knows that PPD is in flames now
>they decide that they must bring the last stand of Western dota by forming the strongest iteration of Secret
>artEEzy is happening
>everyone is losing their minds

I think EG might pickup Demon/Misery/SexyBamboe and/or w33. There's no way that they would let Secret take 2 of their strongest players and not get another 2.
>>
>>136140101
RTC The banana dealer, The team killer.
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G A Y B O Y S
A
Y
B
O
Y
S
>>
>>136140114
nope
literally no option to show it and it only automatically shows up in bot games
>>
WE DID IT BOYS

artEEzy is HAPPENING.
>>
>>136140136
they have rtz so they are not gonna win anything anyway

why THE FUCKING HELL does puppey do this to men, why can't he just win two ti's already?

Doesn't matter korea is gonna be dominating everyone from now till ti6 ends anyway. I can live with that.
>>
>>136140183

isn't march leaving
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>>136140180
:^)
>>
>>136140091
Envy is like the guy that created this secret iteration. He decides
>>
>>136139836
>kicking Universe
The scenario is probably the same shit happen when Zai + RTZ left for Secret.

Secret offer a lot of money. RTZ thought about it and asked Universe if he could come along. Playing with Puppey is very tempting.
>>
>>136140091
rtz has a way better hero pool than w33, dude played lots of shit back in the day
>>
>>136139595
Doesn't LoL play an alert sound cue if you're getting shot by a tower?
>>
secret is now an NA team
>>
secrete is now NA

dotards?
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>Secret is now NA
???
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>>136140183
thats right they didnt
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holySHIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

RTZ TURNING HIS BACK ON PETER

EVERYONE SAYING EG WILL NEVER RECOVER,

ITS DAC ALL OVER AGAIN

FUCK YES, EG GREAT AGAIN
>>
>>136140183
MVP basically guaranteed TI6 win. EG and Secret going to be recovering from this roster change and there is no more changes till after TI
>>
>>136140307
march hasnt been on mvp for a long time actually
>>
>>136140307
he was just a sub
>>
Imagine if PPD takes in w33 and misery and wins another TI.
>>
>>136140201
It is Puppey's and Millionaire's dude team, they are european my friendo.
>>
EG WILL BE PICKING A NEW CARRY PUBSTAR, NOT AN ESTABLISHED PLAYER
WHO ARE THE PUBSTARS RIGHT NOW.
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>>136140345
>>136140346
>>136140347
SECRET IS NOW NA ANIME
>>
>>136139254
Correct
>>
>>136140332
That would imply Universe is a backstabber though
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I CAME TO THE THREAD TO SCREAM ABOUT NO 6.87 AND I SEE THIS SHIT
>>
>>136140345
>>136140346
>>136140347
AAAAYYYYYYYYY
LMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO
>>
>>136140307
He was only substitute and wasn't on main squad. I think he knew he didn't have much time left.
>>
>>136140346
>>136140345
>>136140347
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

ARCHIMONDE THIS SHIT
>>
>>136140347
>>136140346
>>136140345
Moot....?
>>
>>136140457
R
I
T
S
U

OR

B
S
J
>>
>>136140457
Me
>>
>>136140342
yes but that isnt relevant in this discussion
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is it normal to fluctuate around a new MMR milestone before you settle down?

why do you think this happens?
>>
>>136140457
EG.logonbupt
>>
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>EE plays well
>RTC throws
>RTC plays well
>EE throws

i can just picture it now, secret is dead, this is the end
>>
>>136140347
>>136140346
>>136140345
weve gone full circle bois
>>
>>136139918
thats in actual games in league u fuckin retard try playin the fuckin game bfore u gucvkin fommetbn u fuckion
>>
>>136140345
>>136140346
>>136140347
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""HONEY POT MANILA MAJOR"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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AND TO THINK I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED AN HOUR AGO

TONIGHT IS JUST TOO GOOD
TOO FUCKING GOOD
>>
>>136140201
universe is Egyptian, so it's a mixed international team.
>>
PPD WON A TI
KICKED A PLAYER
WON A NOTHING
AND THEN LOST TWO PLAYERS

LOL

I'm sorry Peter ;_;
>>
>>136132953
i'd say fear how universal he is
this is only eg though
>>
>climbed up from 1.9k mmr to 2.6k
I've come so far
Yet I haven't amounted to anything
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>>136140380
FEAR GOD CARRY, CANNOT BE DEFEATED

TREMBLE MORTALS, FOR YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
>>
>>136140380
EG still had Universe

Tell me one fucking offlaner EG can pick up that is world class. It 100% has to be Zai or bust, and he said he wouldn't be coming back till after TI. He would come back between Manila and TI but there is no roster change between them
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>>136138402
BAWWWWW THIS GAME HAS THE SAME CAMERA ORIENTATION AS LEAGUE BAWWW THIS GAME IS SHITT WAAAAHHHH IM GONNA CRY LIKE THE HUMONGOUS FAGGOT NECK BEARD I AM BAWWWW
>>
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I'm legit assmad at Valve. I spent 50-60 dollars getting my compendium to Level fuckin' 60 and these assholes are now selling instantly gain 15 levels for 2.49. I'm done with this shitty ass company.

On a better note... people who were way more intelligent than I am can get up to Level 60 with a compendium under a 20 spot. I would be even more mad but I sold a Fantocinni set for 80 bucks.
>>
>>136140360
>didn't kick loda

wew
>>
>>136140457
eg will pick up ixmike and mason, and become a full on meme team
>>
>>136140457
BADMAN
>>
rtz ee universe

3 na souls
>>
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FUCK ARTEEZY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU COULDN'T JUST LEAVE ON YOUR OWN YOU HAD TO TAKE EG'S BEST PLAYER WITH YOU AS WELL HOLY FUCK I AM SO FUCKING MAD FUCK SECRET FUCK ARTEEZY AND MOST OF ALL FUCK YUROP
>>
Fear 1
Sumail 2
Zai 3
Aui 4
PPD 5

screenshot this post
>>
>>136139960

Now we know why he got kicked.
>>
>Secret now has 3 NA players

Uhm, dotards?
>>
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>Fixed Lotus Orb interaction with Spirit Siphon
>Fixed Spirit Siphon with Lotus Orb
>>
THIS CANNOT BE REAL

I REPEAT

THIS CANNOT BE REAL

AM I DREAMING
>>
The fuck is EG going to do now. All they have are the scraps of tier 3 NA Dota left. They're finished as far as being championship tier.
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>EE
>RTZ
>PLD

MLG COLUMBUS BOYS

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>
>>136140380

no universe no wins

universe was a fucking ROCK for eg
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>>136140490
>universe is a sleep agent sent by ppd
>puppys face when he finds out to late

the perfect plan
>>
>>136140683

Based retard bro, that is telling you to buy chest for a chance to get the levels.
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>>136140591
>yin-yang of throws
>>
>>136140649
OFCOURSE ITS FUCKING ZAI
>>
guys i just woke up, what's happening in the pro scene?
>>
>>136133215
>>136133098
>just beat a team with both Pugna and Invoker on it as OD
feels good man
Invoker did rek the shit out of me early game but I came back through typical OD triple kill astral eclipse bullshit
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>yfw RTZ and EE will be sharing hotel rooms together
>>
what a fucking 3/22
wake up to bombings in brussels
go to bed to crazy fucking shuffles and spring cleaning update

what a fucking DAY WEW
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>>136140649
>y y fucking f
>>
>>136140731
this would actually be bretty gud if Aui could get his shit together and not talk while PPD is drafting
>>
>>136140683
>I spent 50-60 dollars getting my compendium to Level fuckin' 60
congrats you're a fucking retard

not only could you just do the quests and get all those levels for free but theres literally no fucking benefit to leveling past like 10

just FUCKIGN OFF YOURSELF
>>
>>136140773
No singu singu, im sad.
>>
>>136140845
wow congratulations you picked the most broken hero of the patch and won

do you feel like a big man?
>>
>its a IceIceIce abandons China 3 days before the roster lock episode and joins EG
>>
if i remember correctly EE, RTC, and PLD only ever won a single honeypot lan. why would they think this is a good idea?
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>No (You)
>>
FEAR and SUMAIL TO FORM THEIR OWN TEAM

PPD LEFT ALONE
>>
>>136140773
>>136140914
THIS

no singsing no speed gaming.
>>
>>136140605
no it's not i've played i have battlecast prime chogath
>>
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>rtz back to secret
>>
>>136140649
Zai will be registered as EG 6th player. Teams can have 5 players + 2 subs or something like that
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>>136140380
>pre-TI5
>RTZ betrayed EG and kidnap Zai to Secret
>EG won everything
>post-TI5
>RTZ said fuck Secret
>Secret won Sanghai Major
>RTZ betrayed EG again. This time brought along the most stable player on EG
The pottery
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we need an roster shuffle edit of this
>>
>>136134815
HOW
>>
kicking w33 has been kinda of a dick move. he's been playing breddy good
>>
>>136140929
I'd fucking lose my mind, but his english is too shit.
>>
i've always hated EG cause they seem like heartless robots who do anything for the W, and rooted for secret cause they felt more like a team of scrappy dudes who were good at dota, who do i root for now, col?
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>MFW ARTEEZY LOSES TI AGAIN

MY SIDES CANNOT FUCKING HANDLE THIS
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>RTZ and universe

Puppey the madman
>>
>>136140934
a e s t h e t i c
>>
Sorry but this Team Secret won't go far. Too many egos for Puppey to handle.
>>
>>136140981
The offlaner they temporarily get would have to be okay for being a temp bitch while EG wait for Zai.
>>
>>136140970
just played some LEAgue today and went under tower and the radius turned RED so FUCK u u LYIN peice of SHITE fuckin LITE
rasf
Asdg
>>
>>136140683
you are a dumbass

i'll let you figure out why
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>EG.LIGHTOFHEAVEN
>EG.LIGHTOFHEAVEN
>EG.LIGHTOFHEAVEN
>EG.LIGHTOFHEAVEN
>EG.LIGHTOFHEAVEN
>EG.LIGHTOFHEAVEN
>EG.LIGHTOFHEAVEN
>>
>>136140649
bulba offlane zai supp fear carry
>>
>>136141048
are you stupid? english is taught to everyone in SG
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Welp EG had a good run I guess.

Two years of one of the best, if not the best, teams in the world I guess it all had to come to an end eventually.
>>
>>136140831
everything
its all broken
in shambles
help
eeeeeeREEE
heeeeeelp heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
>>
>>136140820
>>136140905

Fuck, you guys are right. I'm going to masterbate to some Akujo Kousatsu, and try to control my autism.
>>
>>136140929
already locked in with ehome

>>136141048
English is literally his native language, he's better with it than most NA players
>>
EG PLAYER RANKINGS
>1. Fear (literally THE best Dota player in the world)
>2. Universe
>3. PPD
>4. Sufail
>5. RTZ
>>
so we can guess that w33ha and misery were already fucked in dotapit. Man, it must be a shitty travel and tournament if you know you are gonna get fucked in the end no matter what
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>>136141070
what? the only heartless thing EG did was kick aui and honestly from what they said that guy was terrible to be on a team with so i kinda get it. remember, RTC and zai literally left EG on their own accord
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I just realized that the PEEEEDUURRR meme died today

Press F to pay respect
>>
>puppey and rtc on the same team

HAHAHAHA
rtc won't handle the training sessions
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>>136141090
(((+25)))
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>>136139614
>>
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>PEOPLE AREN'T HYPED FOR THE MEME TEAM

You guys are faggots
>>
>>136140992
that was probably the price, artheezy had to give universe his salary it explains why he charging for his stream now
>>
>>136141247
DKP
>>
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>nadota is dead again
>>
>>136141247
PPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Or perhaps:

PPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIEE
>>
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HAHAHAHAHA

>NAdota

Daily reminder Secret is canonically an EU team
>>
>>136141120
If EG was like 'play with us until Manila the be Zai's sub and we'll give u a cut of our TI winnings and u get full share of manila winnings' id be like giddy up!!! even if it was like 10%
>>
>>136140490
Probably RTZ talked to him out of it. Universe must have felt that PPD is slipping and playing with captain that can only play passive as fuck support is tiring.

PPD picked Treant during the final must have been the final nail in the coffin. He could have picked a lot more support but PPD has the smallest pools among the EG lineup. I rarely see him play supports like chen(he did once), Far seer or rubick.
>>
>>136141315
Secret is NA dota
>>
is that how pros celebrate new patches?
>>
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH EG NOW HOLY SHIT

I REAAAAAAALLLLY CAN'T IMAGINE THIS IS WHAT PPD WAS REFERRING TO WHEN HE SAID BIG THINGS ARE COMING

PS. I NEED TO POOP BUT DON'T WANT TO MISS NEWS SO MY STOMACH HURTS
>>
>>136141338
>PEEDUR
>PUUPPEEYY
>PPIIIIEE
were gucci
>>
The only solution for EG is to pick up Zai and a temporary shitter offlaner.
>>
>>136141315
>Secret isn't a NA team

LMAO stupid Yurocucks
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What does this mean friendos?
>>
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>>136141212
>>(literally THE best Dota player in the world)

?
>>
Why is Secret have a roster shuffle?

Other than the Dota Pit choke they are literally the best team statistically, only problem is EE choking
>>
>>136141117
>Secret with losers like envy, misery and w33refresh is not gonna win anything for sure
>>
>>136141438
EG bulba and EG resolution
>>
NEW SECRET IS EITHER GOING TO WIN TI6 OR BE THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>
>>136141475
Isn't MP better than QO
>>
rtz - na
universe - na
ee - na
puppey - estiona
pld - sedeen

team secret is NA
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Im going to fucking die and go to heaven if Arteezy fucks up Secret yet again HOLYSHIT
>>
but for fucking real
who is on EG now???
did resolution move in?
Is ritsu the shitsu in?
zai said he wasn't returning untill after ti 6 but is it still possible?
like what the fuck if we see EG.BSJ then I'm gonna have a fucking field day
>>
>>136141048
>English is required language in Singapore
>You have to pass "O" level of the British standard to even get higher education
He's fine.
>>
Bulba will be coach and stand in for Zai until he can play.

Since Zai > Universe, and RTZ isn't that good these days, this trade is actually beneficial for EG.
>>
>>136141471
F5 REDDIT
>F5 REDDIT
F5 REDDIT
>F5 REDDIT
F5 REDDIT
>F5 REDDIT
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>>136141438
its
>Fear, Sumail, Bulba, PPD, Zai
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>>136141254
I'm attracted to asian cuties
>>
>>136141471
that you're a brazilian scum, kill yourself
>>
>>136141212
Thats not how you spell Puppey by the way.
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>>136141471
I LOVE MEMES
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>>136134238
I think it really boiled down to "Fear and PPD were better friends with RTZ than Aui" not any of the explaining PPD pulled out of his ass
>>
>>136141575
depends, MP makes less risky plays but then again he usually is pos 1 so he usually doesn't have to
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LOL

UNIVERSE
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Why did Universe betray America?
Is it because he's a terrorist?
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TEAM SECRET IS NA TEAM

YUROS IN FLAMES

CuCKED BY AMERICA AGAIN
>>
>>136140773
3/5 is the best we've had so far. Gogogo, win everything speed Senpais! Speed is the best team we've had so far in DOTA, 60% of it's power level is still enough to beat the Korean cucks.
>>
>>136141584

Watch out dude someone is gonna say RTZ is russian and universe is some sort of indian or something so it doesn't count
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>eg was a mis-
>secret was a mis-
>eg was was a mis-

secret was a was a mistake.
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So what happens to NA dota? Time to get some Syrians?
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>>136141475
literally our guy
>>
>>136141508

I'm not saying losers tho. EE as it is has a large ego and pretty toxic if you watched his streams. Arteezy added to the mix is gonna be a disaster but let's see how far they'll go.
>>
EG MONKEYSFOREVER

EG AUI 200

FEAR CARRY
>>
>>136141493
Probably felt that going into 6.87 they would not be able to win with Misery and W33.

>>136141610
Fear
Sumail
???
???
PPD

Aui would probably the type of person to not have grudges, so I think Aui would join as the 4 again. Junglers are back in, Aui was always good on them.

Offlaner would have to be Zai or Resolution, and Resolution wasn't even doing that well on DC
>>
>>136140932

idk it was one of the only times they played together. went pretty well tho, against alliance/dk when they were good back in 2013
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>http://teamsecret.gg/
noice
>>
>>136141572
>THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA

literally what would be new about that
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>EE AND RTZ IN THE SAME TEAM

Its happening boys

What a time to be alive

Used to hate RTZ because he's in EG but now I can support him
>>
>>136141584
Puppey and Millionaire dude own the team, they are EU. Puppey decides who plays and how they play and what they eat and what they shit. They are an EU team. stay mad.
>>
bet you regret drafting dark seer all the fucking time now huh peder
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Picking up Universe is a major win. He's like the greatest Offlaner in the game right now.

Misery was too hit or miss.

RTZ back on mid is another improvement, He has a bigger hero pool than w33ha as well.

Seems like EE is the current weakest link on the team, I hope he steps it up but Universe/PLD will create a large amount of space for him so if he starts sucking than he deserves to be kicked.
>>
>1. Singsing
>2. w33
>3. Misery
>4. Aui_2000
>5. Some other autist
TEAM VENGEANCE
TOGETHER THEY WILL DEFEAT THE TEAMS THAT BACKSTABBED THEM
>>
>>136141684
>>136141759
>that uni shoop

rofl
>>
>>136141471
Somebody gonna leave EG. Sumail said 3 left. There's still 1 more faggot need to be cleansed from freedom land.
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MY DICK CAN NOT GET HARDER THAN THIS

THE THOUGHT OF EE + RTZ WINNING THEIR FIRST TI TOGETHER MAKES ME SO HYPED

DICK = DIAMONDS
>>
NA DOTA BOYZ
>>
>>136140582
Well the discussion is basically about retard-friendliness. Doesn't get much friendlier than that.
>>
S W N L
W
N
L
>>
Remember RTZ streaming in that secret shirt a while back?
I bet he had this planned all along.
>>
>>136141759
jesus, my dick is so hard right now.
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Please pay your respects to the best iteration of Secret

F
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>>136141830
>mfw these "CoL are on EU team cuz 3/5 Swedes on full damage control"

my sides are fucking gone
>>
>http://www.teamsecret.gg/
l
mOao
>>
PREPARE FOR AMERICANAS SAYING UNIVERSE WAS OVERRATED, HAHA FUCK YOU CUMLORDS
>>
rtz might aswell just make his own team

>evil secret
>team geniuses
>>
>>136141867
>3 left

sumail fear and ppd
>>
>rtc AND puppey

oh my fucking christ easily the sexist team in dota currently. my fucking vagoo is wet just thinking about them
>>
>>136141475
>doesn't have as much history as Fear
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>lost the best offlaner in the world
JUST
>>
>3 canadian
>>
>fEEd
>PEEEDDUUUURRRRR
>Diediedie
>All on one team
>Universe and Puppey forced to sit in on this
All around me are familiar faces...
>>
Do you think their contracts were up or did that crazy Turkish bastard have to pay for them?
>>
>>136141895
(You)
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>RTZ destined to fuck everything up again
I can't wait
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Weeeeew lads

Are you telling me that

Secret is ANIME and NORTH AMERICAN DOTA

S W N L
W
N
L
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Hey!
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THE FUCKING SALT
>>
>>136141895
> (Me)
>>
>>136141883
+1, it's going to happen and it will be glorious.
>>
>>136142116
stop encouraging that retard
>>
no discussion of Spring Cleaning?

its meh, where the heck is the real update? region lock should be included in "Spring Cleaning"

http://blog.dota2.com/2016/03/the-spring-cleaning-2016-update/
>>
>>136142142
>anime and usa posting join forces
too much t b h
we lost
ff u win
>>
>>136141738
I wonder if Miracle gonna join EG instead. OG seems to be in shamble. I am not surprise if they nab miracle.

He can play carry and fucking great mid. Would be great addition.
>>
>>136141830

Millionaire dude isn't EU.

>making up stuff about Puppey because buttmad from NA Secret
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Who is ready for the amount of anime shitposting this is going to deliver?
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>>136141584
rtz-slav
universe-indian
ee-chinese
puppey-slav
pld-swede

looks like 3/5 yuro 2/5 asian to me
>>
>>136142236
NOBODY CARES YOU BLOGGING FAGGOT WE'RE TALKING ESPORTS DRAMA HERE
>>
>>136141212
Are you actually forgetting that dota is a 5vs5 game?
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>EG TO SECRET TO EG TO SECRET

I want to get off Mr Babaev's wild ride
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>>136142236
>blogging during esports
spring clean yourself
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>all this shit on 3/22

haha memes amirite xdddd
>>
>>136142236
FUCKL OFF LOL

DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE ESPORTS SCENE???
>>
>>136138809
Because you're a cuck lmao
>>
>>136142182
KEK
>>
>>136142182
I cant wait for Arteezy to get blown the fuck out agian
>>
ARTOUR AND JACKY
UNITED ONCE MORE
IT'S GONNA BE MLG COLUMBUS ALL OVER AGAIN BOYS
>>
ILLIDAN TO EG
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>DESIGNATED Shitskin offlaner out
>Uzbek piece of shit of no farm out
EG BROS, WW@
LET'S CELEBRATE
>>
>>136141709
>>136142278
lmao
>>
arteezy and EE on the same team

i am actually crying
>>
>>136142236
its an update that basically removes any aspect of skill. not much more to it, dota will be a casual joke like league within the year
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>puppey with never win two ti's.

WWWHHHYYY CAN'T WE NOT BE SOBER
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>>136142054
>evil secret
>team geniuses
>>
>>136142236
Region lock is an outdated mechanic in multiplayer games.

Even in League of Legends, there's 30 min queues in Japan, Dubai and Russia.
>>
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IT'S BACK
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>>136142182
hahahhaahha that little fucker
>>
I understand Arteezy leaving, but what happened that made Universe leave?
>>
>>136142368
PPD better get Zai and Miracle, otherwise hes done. literally done.
>>
>>136142182
What if he's right thought. They need fresh blood for their team.

Fear can play any position except multitasking hero so they won't have hard time to find the best players and fit in to the team.
>>
Sumail Hassan @SumaaaaiL 3 mins3 minutes ago
might start winning tournaments again LOL

Sumail Hassan @SumaaaaiL 3 mins3 minutes ago
might start winning tournaments again LOL

Sumail Hassan @SumaaaaiL 3 mins3 minutes ago
might start winning tournaments again LOL

SAVABE
>>
RTZ, eg and secret are like a divorced family and RTZ is playing favourites to get them to buy him expensive stuff
>>
Now you get to root against EE and RTZ at the same time.

Pretty sweet.
>>
https://twitter.com/ritsudota/status/712469399920365572?lang=en

>EG.BULBA
EG.BULBA
>EG.BULBA
EG.BULBA
>EG.BULBA
EG.BULBA
>EG.BULBA
EG.BULBA
>EG.BULBA
EG.BULBA
>EG.BULBA
EG.BULBA
>EG.BULBA
EG.BULBA
>>
>>136142182
>mfw people actually think Sumail is bad

He's going to carry EG with Fear once again now that that team ruining shitter is gone
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what did he mean by this
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>>136142317
>>136142306
>>136142287
what drama you damn faggots? someone update me. i was busy playing SFV.
>>136142426
shut up faggot. wait times are long because people dont play because its not region locked.
>>
>>136142278
uzbekistan is in asia
secret is most def asian team
>>
>>136142182
HAHAHAHAH

RTZ WAS LEFT
>>
>>136142368
>the worst drafts in the world still on the team

>no talent to carry through that

yea this is over for EG
>>
>>136142454
PPD and Sufail are salty shits
>>
>>136142278
>claiming slavs as euros
haha not today my mongol friend
>>
>>136142427

where's the gay sex with hats tab?

fucking newfags
>>
>>136142454
ppd probably pissed him off too much or some shit. His drafting is getting progressively worse and it showed at DotaPit.
>>
>EG.black^
>>
>>136142530
FUCKING LMAO

RIP EG, BULBA SUCKS
>>
>>136142482
>>Fear can play any position except multitasking hero
but he played a sick visage at dotapit didn't he
>>
Bit late to the party but I am actually a little upset about the warding spot change. Memes aside, there was a skill floor for memorizing any of the good spots to block camps while hiding wards. And to make it availible to see ALL THE TIME - it just treats people like babies by handing them the info. If anything they should've made better tutorials for blocking camps and then added an option to custom lobbies to be able to turn on spawn boxes. Fuck, there was an entire custom map that was about this shit. They just completely invalidated that.
And with that tower change we are legitimately becoming more like LoL now, that has been a factor in making LoL ez mode for awhile now.

I have concerns about the future of this game now.
>>
BASED SUMA1L

FUCK "GIVE ME MIDAS" RTZ
FUCK "I AM SO UNDERRATED" UNIVERSE
>>
>>136142607
ppd would literally murder him in his sleep
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I honestly didn't expect koreans winning would make the scene this unstable.
>>
>>136142462
>Zai
>too busy for school
>out of the loop
Not worth it.
>>
>>136142530
I'd ask him if he was shitting on me but he'd probably take it as a challenge LOL
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>>136142240
>anime and usa posting join forces
>>
>>136142071
Are people forgetting this happened already? The team crumbled
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todays date is 3/22 THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS MADE TODAY ON 3/22 ARE WE BEING PLAYED? OR IS THE MEME MAGIC THAT WAS SPOKEN OF
>>
What is this 3/22 shit? Was that the score in that one shanghai game or something?
>>
>Memorizing arbitrary distances takes skill
gulagites say the dearest things
>>
>EG Bulba

Lol see ya EG
>>
>Bulba
RIP NA DOTA
EG BACK TO TIER 99
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>>136142538
but slavs come from europe, and the border between europe and asia is not that clear

lets say half yuro half asian team
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>>136142462
>Shitracle
>good
You know who's coming back instead
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>>136142368
>>136142368
Uni is actually so fucking good but lately he hasn't been performing well and RTZ never settled into EG. I think this is a good thing for EG just like last year but I don't really see that many strong free agents to replace them

EG.Zai (money talks and he might be persuaded to put off school for 6 months/year)
EG.Aui (not very likely imo but one of the better NA players and DC has pretty much fallen flat)
EG.Ritsu (Ritsu is probably the best NA carry free agent atm)
EG.Saksa (I don't know about this one)
>>
>>136142084

It's because he denied the Don

PPD doesnt want to make America great again
>>
>>136139110
Now that RTZ isn't pos 1 fucking hopefully I think he'll do well

Same with EG LMAO
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I just hope the Zai joining EG rumors are true otherwise we are FUCKED
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>>136142696
The team crumbled at TI*
If you remember, before the disaster at TI, Team Secret was an unstoppable force.
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>>136142530
>lose Universe
>get Bulba

LOL, EG ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>>
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>>136142368

Im fucking on my feet, finally RTZ is fuckin GONE, WOHOHOHOHOHOHO, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ONCE, EVERYONE DOUBTED

>MUH RTZ, MUH YOUNG SUPERSTAR, EG GONNE BE TIER3 TEAM XD LEL

JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT

FEAR/SUMAIL , ELDER GOD COMBO PLUS ZAI

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DONE
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You guys are pretty retarded.

Secret is neither NA or EU...it's UN.

Because it will take the whole world combined to stop based Korean overlords.

Deal with it.
>>
>>136142748
Nah man, thats literally end of career. Never play with this shitter again please.
>>
>>136142454
Change of pace and RTZ talked him out of it.
>>
>>136142719
>literally having to be spoon fed makes you as good as someone who doesnt

1Ks say the dumbest shit
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So it's safe to assume a big reason behind EG losing was knowing that rtc and uni were leaving

r-right?
>>
>>136142626

Same
>>
>>136142792
>we
>>
>>136142182

>Sumail trying to forget that Zeus game
>>
>>136142719
>spoonfeed me guys :)

wanna know how did i know ur le rdit
>>
My blood is boiling right now. I can't bring myself to bandwagon secret. They're so fucking reddit it hurts.
>>
EG need to have Zai be on their roster as a sub, and swap Zai for Bulba going into TI
>>
>>136142530
>ritsu
>>
>>136142867
If it doesn't then why are you complaining? Bad people won't suddenly become not-bad just because they can see an arbitrary barrier :^)
>>
>rtz gone from eg
I can live with...
>universe gone
Welp rip eg
>>
>>136142880
no, EG is just bad

fear is obviously the exception but he is just 1 guy in a team of shitters
>>
>>136142454
I dont understand this either. I know rtz likes puppey and envy so is not that bizarre. But universe?
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>>136142765
>RITSU
RITSU
>RITSU
RITSU
GOOD JOKES FRIENDO BIEN JUGADO.
>>
>>136142831
who is this semen demon?
>>
HOLY SHIT EE + RTZ
>>
POST YFW SINGSING REENTERS THE SCENE ON EG
>>
>>136142626
>I memorized arbitrary information therefore it means I'm skillful
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>>136142996
I know what you mean man. I love Universe but I fucking hate EE and RTZ there's no way I'm rooting for them.
>>
WHA TTHE FUCK IS THESE RESHUFFLES
>>
>rtz and sufail currently playing pub against eachother

hoping for some all chat gold
>>
>>136141850
1. Aui_2k
2. w33
3. Misery
4. Bulba
5. 1437

Digital Chaos - the home of kicked players.
>>
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Is pitlord even good?
>>
https://twitter.com/TheMaelk/status/712443801239994369

What did he mean by this?
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>Secret announced RTZ and Universe have joined
>EG hasn't announced them leaving
>Secret didn't announce anyone leaving last I checked

So someone give me the rundown, what the fuck happened?
>>
>>136142624
>visage hard to play as multitasking hero
And he mis-micro his hero remember that too? You can just select all units and auto attack. Wasn't that hard.
>>
finally i can fucking cheer for the team of Universe
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>I have to cheer for secret now
THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE 9 FUCKING 11
>>
is it arteezy the vieri of dota?
>>
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>>136143057
relationships can get stale he probably just wanted a change in life
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>>136143057
You need to understand that Secret is a well paid team. It's owned by a fucking turk millionaire who buys twitter followers for himself and everybody on his team.
Loyalty is great and all but Universe isn't stupid. He sees an opportunity to make a lot of money here and he's taking it.

I don't know how you guys don't see this.
>>
>>136143031
again see this >>136137853

you already got btfo once, maybe if you actually focused on your play instead of waiting for valve to spoon feed you the most basic shit ever you would actually be able to link people a dotabuff that isnt laughable for once
>>
>>136143153
From what Ive gathered his ult is basically mass relocate,other than that seems like your usual tanky nuisance,Ill probably use him
>>
>>136143165
misery and w33 are out, check their twitters
>>
>>136137853
Spawn boxes is not a measure of skill since it's information you can gather by just doing a google search. Humans also have no way to visually detect its exact size from the game alone. Valve just cut out the google search, because it's clunky. It's also not an IQ test you retard. Otherwise, Fear would be 1k.
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>universe, the guy who hasn't had a good full lan performance since ti
>rtz, no words needed on this

ok, guess I am fully MVP now.
>>
>>136143161
lmooo imagine how desperate misery is right now
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>>136143153
he's pretty lacklustre atm compared to the rest of the pool, icefrog will probably rework at least one of his spells before he gets ported
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>>136142765
>Zai
One of his parents is a schoolmaster. He's not getting out of finishing school this year.
>Aui
No, PPD was very explicit about the kind of atmosphere Aui brought to the team and it wasn't meshing well.
>Ritsu
EG org heads wouldn't allow it after that whole Ritsu harassment shit from last year. Bantz is fine, but they have to draw a line.
>Saska
Don't know enough to comment on this one just like you.
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>>136142831
>take the world to beat korean scene which no longer exist
That's retarded. MVP won't hold up much longer unless they keep winning.
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>>136143135
FUCKING Universe man. I sucked his cock so fucking hard and fell for the "UNDERRATED" meme, but maybe i should have seen it coming. He didn't flinch when they kicked aui. He didn't flinch when he left DIG. Fuck everything.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ElXGllTpp0

>>136142417
There are changes that accommodate shitters and changes that help the people who want to learn.

Unfortunately, those changes feel like the former.

Also, representing static ranges on the map with fucking boxes is inexcusable, they used to do a better job.
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>people think Arteezy ISNT going to destroy another team

THANKS FOR TAKING HIM OFF OUR HANDS, SO LONG SUCKERS
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>>136143304
>that post
>that image

how much of a faggot can you be?
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Puppey sent RTZ to recruit Universe from EG after TI5. So smart 4Head
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>>136143132
You could be talking about 90% of Dota with that strawman. It's not a very mechanics-heavy game, most of the "skill" comes from memorisation, strategy (memorising what heroes to pick and what items to buy), teamwork (memorising how to play with and against people), etc.
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>>136143304
>le reddit cuckman is now a koreaboo

WHO CARES YOU'RE A FAG LMAO
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>>136142368
>being this much in denial
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Wait what's happening? I just arrived. why are people changing teams??
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>>136143153
I have a feeling pitlord is gonna be reworked so much he won't be recognizable
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>>136143304
>universe, the only EG member who actually tried
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>>136143378
>another team
technically its the same one
>>136143454
because of you
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> Rasmus Filipsen Retweeted
>Sumail Hassan @SumaaaaiL 13m13 minutes ago

>might start winning tournaments again LOL

already salty
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>>136143363
I hope you realize that the whole 'happy disney man' thing was just created by the organization because in reality he's just another retarded autist who doesn't think twice about stabbing his team in the back.
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>>136143454
it's all your fault
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WHY CHANGE YOUR ROSTER BECAUSE OF A SHITTY HONEYPOT BO3 TOURNAMENT WITH NO LOSERS BRACKET
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>>136143153
Before the rework he was the poster boy of turtling hero. His aoe stun used to work on BKB too. I am not sure what happen to him now. So much rework and his skill even has lower range now.
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>>136140920
In my defense OD was in my top five most played heroes with the highest winrate exclusively played when he was a trash hero
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>>136143337
its starting to look like ppd is the problem desu
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>>136143186
FUCKING THIS FUCK MY LIFE
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>>136143454
No one knows for certain, but probably ppd being a little shit head which thoroughly pissed off Arteezy and Universe. Misery and w33 getting kicked was probably in the wings for a while, stuff like this doesn't happen spontaneously. Secret's owner is a multi-millionaire and could easily pay for Rtz + Universe.
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>>136142454
I think Universe somehow realized that Aui was right against PPD. PPD wants to force his own style of playing on his team and maybe it rubbed off Universe the wrong way because PPD hasn't given him his signature heroes lately when he could've had.
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>>136143248
>download spawnboxes map
>memorize spawnboxes
>this takes skill

whine and call names all you like, indicators are there and visible for all and there's nothing you can do about it :^)
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REMOVE RTC REMOVE RTC
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Poor Misery and w33ha, I hope they get a good team and rape Secret's ass. My favorite team is now officially dead.
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>>136143239
well, but eg is not precisely a poor team.
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>>136143278
>his ult is basically mass relocate
No, you can only teleport to towers and lane creeps. Can't teleport anywhere on the map like Relocate/Teleportation, can't even teleport to summons (eg Beastmaster hawk) like Boots of Travel. It's also got like a 2 minute cooldown. The ability is REALLY overrated by people who don't have any idea what it really is
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>>136143560
Yeah i realize that now.
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>>136143161
>>136143307
>have to join half-ass joke of a team
That indeed is desperate and sad move.
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>>136143132
Actually Im pretty shit at memorizing boundaries for camp blocking, I could definitely improve there. And that's the thing - there is absolutely no point now to trying to feel like I should now learn and acquire new information that would give me an advantage over other people. Its now been spoonfed to me. Blocking a camp could make a break a lane sometimes, so this is incredibly valuable info that should be treated as such. Just because people dont know that blocking may even exist doesnt mean they HAVE to know. Let them learn on their own; thats the whole point of even learning mechanics in the first place - to give you a meaningful advantage over your enemy.
Next they're gonna make blink travel the extra 200 units all the time. I dont think anybody even uses that but fuck who knows, it COULD be a useful skill to learn. But we'll never know, cause they'll just make it happen all the time.
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>>136142060
If Fear leaves EG I literally do not care about the team anymore, like I don't see a reason to give a single fuck.

Fear is the reason I've been fanboying EG ever since he joined the team, without him it's not EG.
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>>136143406
Nah, most of the skills is decision making and reflexes. A 5k player and a 8k player have the same basic knowledge of items, heroes, map, and strategies. What makes them stand apart is knowing what fights can be won, when to give up a tower and just farm, what items to get, etc.

Information that isn't even given in the game such as creep spawnboxes are arbitrarily withheld from players.
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trump drama, dota drama, shitskin attacks in brussel

what a day
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>>136142626
What they needed to do was update the map to add subtle visual cues to represent the limits of the spawn boxes (and sure why not the tower ranges too), which is a hell of a lot less clutter than the boxes.

They also should have improved the tutorials and the "sandbox" mode.

>>136143132
There's something to be said about a person's positioning if said person can't even play around the tower (specifically, that it's bound to be dreadful).
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https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/712473163066687488/photo/1

EG BTFO
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>>136143239
Last I heard Secret players don't even get their prize money lmao
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>>136144054
>A 5k player and a 8k player have the same basic knowledge of items, heroes, map, and strategies.
Oh dear god the retardation.
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>>136141921
>he pays $5 for a stream

support the players :^)
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>>136144343
What's wrong senpai? Sad that you're basically the same skill level as a new player now?
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>>136135216
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT
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I heard someone was looking for a carry?
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>>136142236
>http://blog.dota2.com/2016/03/the-spring-cleaning-2016-update/
>Neutral Creep spawn box indicator
DEAD GAME
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The best news is that Secret is now officially an NA team. where u at yurocucks?
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>>136145021
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>>136142454

Uni said In one of his streams long ago that he actually hates DS

Gues what hero PPD made him play multiple times ( Hint: they lost of of those games) foocking Dork Seer
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I'm sorry but w33 > Arteezy. Universe is a good pick though.
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>>136146767
This. w33 did well for Secret I dont get why he got the boot.
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