EVE online /eog/

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I have all day

>hey I'm a new bro what should I do?
>DO PVE WITH THIS CYNABAL

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I love you anons, I wish we could make an eog corp and rule the galaxy with polarized machariels

>we need resistance penetrating ammo

>>136120312
>tell him to keep with his cane
>lie about this whole thing

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>>136120342
>resist penetrating ammo
>mfw I already have 0% resists

>50% fatigue reduction boosted to 75%
>somehow this is double when really its only 1/4th better

fucking retarded fozzie math

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Ailra "Warp to my sig, we must gank this nig" Rai
Ailra "Elite Thrasher Coon Smasher" Rai
Ailra "If his skin is too browned, I'll undock my hound" Rai
Ailra "I don't care if it's bait, 1488" Rai
Ailra "If a black's on the gate, unleash thermal hate" Rai
Ailra "If his skin looks like pee, activate MJD" Rai
Ailra "Whack Black Smack Attack" Rai
Ailra "If he's got slanty eyes, drop all VNIs" Rai
Ailra "If he looks like a grub we'll make him unsub" Rai
Ailra "Calling all crewmen, we've got a subhuman" Rai
Ailra "If you scan down a black, ping all members on slack" Rai
Ailra "All Minmitars should be behind bars" Rai
Ailra "If you need a new slur, call Connoisseur" Rai
Ailra "If he's clearly not white, we'll give him a fight" Rai
Ailra "Come to the belt, there's a negro to melt" Rai
Ailra "Slam Jam Spook Scram" Rai
Ailra "If he's not descended from Europe, turn his ship into syrup" Rai
Ailra "Quick call Oruze, we need to smash Jews" Rai
Ailra "Uemon will be shocked at our new Kristallnacht" Rai
Ailra "If his skin isn't snow we'll need a cyno" Rai
Ailra "Avada get ready put down your spaghetti" Rai
Ailra "Connosieur is my Führer" Rai
Ailra "There's a monkey on scan, let's end his lifespan" Rai

>>136120595
checkmate resist pen anon

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>>136120703
but anon it's not an additive multiplier like I believe other multipliers to be

>>136120703
>i'm just pretending to be retarded

>>136120741
>Ailra "Calling all crewmen, we've got a subhuman" Rai
Kek

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>>136120741
memedalor pls go

>>136120908
>>136120947

its a 25% increase, not double

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>surgical strike isn't a 15% bonus

>>136121337
its only 10%

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>>136121650

>>136121894
did you really just will smith me? I can't believe you

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>>136121184

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All-Day is recruiting

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>Medium "Canyon" Shield Extender

>>136123796
>being russian

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>Caldari

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I came here to fly spaceships.

who is good to join

i want to big fight

Post prowler fit pls.

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>In Karmafleet forum activity matters somehow
>Basically playing solo and jump cloning to rat in the fatness of Deklein.
>Done no fleets, getting purged in a week or so.

>>136130372
for what

>>136130752
its dumb nullsec shit

apply to a wh corp

>>136130927
prowling xDDD No srlsy, for lowsec.

>>136131010
just max tank it with no prop mod

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>>136130752
PS
>mfw all fleets are 5 to 7am my local time

>>136130958
>AU TZ wh corp
Quietest timezone, quietest space (most violent tho).
Still lurkin them public channels to find more than 7 people online somewhere.

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>wh corp

>>136131798
reyni pls

>tfw applied to test for the third time

maybe i'll get in this time

>not all-out

>>136131010
[Prowler, ◉▐▀▌▀]

Inertial Stabilizers II
Expanded Cargohold II
Damage Control II

Pithum B-Type Kinetic Deflection Amplifier
Pithum B-Type Explosive Deflection Amplifier
Republic Fleet Large Shield Extender

Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
[Empty High slot]

Medium Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II
Medium Low Friction Nozzle Joints II


There literally unkillable at gates and can tank like 2 nados, not like you should ever be vulnerable with instadocks and undocks but its always good to be safe and the amps/damage control also don't need to be activated so naturally you are always tanky

>no mwd
>no cargo

laughing_prorators.jpg

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> ~10 days training to extract SP
> injectors sell for ~640mil each
> that means you earn 1,92bil/month
> deduct 1bil for PLEX/dual training queue
> deduct ~300mil per extractor
> deduct taxes
> deduct capital investment of minimum 2 months old character and optional but very recommended +4 or +5 implants

Injector biz is no-profit zone.

Does that mean the only people selling them are the ones that skilled into garbage?

>>136131976
but i left all-out, anon

BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING LOGGED IN
all fags left for nullsec shenanigans

Just fully fitted my first Nemesis.
God, this feels nice.
>inb4 destroyed in less than 24H

is oruze cruise dead?

>>136132756
>no cargo
well should have thought about that before choosing a blockade runner

>mwd
>in lowsec or highsec
for what purpose

>>136134443
so you can warp to stations you don't have dock bms at without freaking out

>no cargo

full cargo fit is better than shitfits

>>136134250
No

>>136134738
you want to warp to stations and MWD to them?
people like you make perfect tornado food
its literally just better to warp off if you don't land in dock range and try again

>>136135104
who would even want to kill your shitty prowler it has no cargo you can't carry anything

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>>136135235
>

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>>136134250

Yo listen up
Here's the story
About a little frog that lives
In a smug world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees
Is just smug, like him
Inside and outside
Smug his room, with some smug little poopjugs
And some smug tendies
And everything is smug for him
And hisself
And every pepe around
Cause he ain't got
No normies
To listen to (listen to, listen to)

I'M SMUG
POO POO PEE PEE PEE POO
POO POO PEE
PEE PEE POO
POO POO PEE PEE PEE POO
POO POO PEE
PEE PEE POO
POO POO PEE PEE PEE POO
POO POO PEE
PEE PEE POO
POO POO PEE PEE PEE POO
(x2)

I have a smug room in a smug basement
Smug is the nature of all that I post
Smug are the NEETs and all the frogs are too
I have a mommy and she cleans poo poo
Smug are the maymays here that spread around
Smug like my tendies, they're in my belly
Smug are the shits I take and what I pee

>154m3

>>136130752
Isn't the requirement one fleet a month?

>>136135415
>4375

pretty pathetic desu

>>136135450
>frogposting normalfag
As expected.

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>>136135235
I can keep implying all night, I make 15bil+ lowsec to Jita trips 3 times a week and people know and can never even lock me and I've never ever died, yet nados still try to kill BRs and hope to get lucky
rigging and adding expanders is a waste of time at increased risk, if you were gonna move stuff than can't fit on 4375m3 then you are better off using a DST

>>136135906
13795m3 more like

>risk

it literally has a covops cloak

>>136135450
" The Search For Scrodumite "

Part 1

Come Ye, Come Ye, come one come all,
Hear the Epic tale of Swift's Fearless flight,
As our hapless hero searches near and far,
For the elusive treasure, ore known as Scrodumite.

Throughout Eve Space a bounty by mail,
"Attention all Capsuleers, a trillion isk bounty, for an elusive ore,
For whoever so finds it shall swim in treasure,
Find Scrodumite: PLex and isk you shall beg no more."

So thinks Thor about Swiftcoyote who is always broke,
Leader of a secret order he tried to Allure,
SwiftCoyote, Captin of the "Dingleberries",
Scrodumite will be found for sure.

To the slave pens of Klir Thor did fly,
Where hundreds of young boys did Swift enjoy,
Midgets and Dwarfs could also be found,
And a candy Van space ship he had in employ,

Swift bid Thor entrance to the bathing room above,
Where Swift bathed in vaseline while little boys rubbed,
And two dwarves with dildos,
Swifts face did they club,

Get out of the Bath you base-born freak,
Dicks are for Chicks if you've not yet heard,
And this thing with little boys is just not right,
Thor wanted to shoot him but turned with a sneer,

Out of the Vaseline Swift did arise,
His two inch hard-on stuck to his thigh,
Thor turned once again, a string of anal beads hung low,
Dingleberry indeed, Thor thought with a sigh.

Thor spoke of the bounty to find scrodumite,
And Swift smiled in certainty that this was no plight,
So stated he to Thor that very night,
"Who better then a Dingleberry to find Scrodumite"

Indeed swiftly did Swift dress in his plastic tights,
With his Woman Cape did he take flight,
In a van full of candy, and eight year old tykes,
Left Swift from his slave pen, in search of Scrodumite.

>>136136414
yet you're still bitching about requiring a MWD

3 names my new alts venture

>>136136530
there's no reason not to have one

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Are you ready?

What to do with Loyalty Points

how can I make a profit out of them?

who the fuck is that Rolfos faggot

Is my Mexican brother from San Pedro in here tonight?

>>136136926
Purchase things in LP stores, sell them for ISK. Pay particular attention to items with the highest LP-to-ISK ratio. I don't know what's selling well right now, but check out implants, faction ammo, and blueprints.

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#comfy

>>136138749
1488 corp logo stronk

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>>136130752

>karmafleet
>AUZ time cuckperium

I doubt you would know since you don't fleet. But do you have any idea how pissed Goons were about Bastion/LAWN not undocking to defend there new staging his morning? Apparently the salt was real.

>>136137672
what

>>136139245

:^)

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>>136138749

Are goons actually losing?

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>>136139538

>>136139185
Undocking is hard.

>>136139609
goons the corp? not yet
goon's pet?
yeah
razor is kill and fcoon just lost an important station with more to come
also SMA lost like 2/4 of its corps and CO2 has been getting dicked around for weeks

[Tayra, Souske Isayeki's Tayra]
Expanded Cargohold I
Expanded Cargohold I
Expanded Cargohold I
Expanded Cargohold I

Phased Muon Scoped Sensor Dampener
5MN Microwarpdrive I
Rash Compact Burst Jammer
Small Shield Extender I
Medium Shield Extender I

Small Gremlin Compact Energy Neutralizer
Small Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer

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>>136140140

>>136139609

They were chased back to null after there 200 man cane fleets were beaten back by 50 man sniffle box/TISHU fleets and are now on the defensive.

>All lowsec moons lost
>Cloud ring lost along with majority of moons
>R64s being lost in favor of defending titan construction POSes
>Incursions taking random systems
>Corps and mainline FC's dropping like flies
>Mittani pissed off that Lowsec can now bring almost even numbers to most fights

Even if goons manage to hold Null they lost the original objective and have had there teeth well and truly kicked in.

[Miasmos, Metallicas Phallicas]
200mm Crystalline Carbonide Restrained Plates
100mm Steel Plates I
100mm Crystalline Carbonide Restrained Plates
100mm Crystalline Carbonide Restrained Plates

Medium Shield Extender I
Medium Shield Extender I
Medium Shield Extender I
Medium Shield Extender I

Festival Launcher
Festival Launcher

Is this the best video of all times?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iEpE53-n2s

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>>136141276

>>136141416
I saw that on twitter last night, was gud

>>136141416

>Not using the Fresh Prince of Neon Genesis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmd1FWen-nY

6/10. Try harder.

>>136139927

Is it finally over for the Goons?

>>136141416

These type of videos are just so fucking unfunny.

This is just... sad.

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>>136142865

>>136143012

Memey humor is just not funny.

Did you made that video anon?

>>136141416
Goddamnit Mandelor, now I want to play eve instead of sleeping

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>>136143167

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>>136143167
>evangelion is now a meme
pls post what you find funny

>>136143486
I
HAVE
ALL
DAY

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>>136142865
>This is just... sad.
*raises paw*
I too find it...pathetic.

>>136143486

Many things.

But that one video is not amongs them, its pretty unfunny, its fucking sad to imagine some faggot thinking this shit would get some laughts out of people.

>>136144189
he said link something
we have all day

what happens if you run out of capacitor?

>>136144635

This is just... fucking sad.

Depression is kicking in dude. Stop.

You made that fucking video didnt you?

>>136144846
ALL
DAY

>>136144654
You have been informed you fly an amarr ship if you run out of cap

>>136144846
>>>136144846
>ALL
>DAY

Ya'll faggots are fucking cancer.

>>136145031
it was a Rokh

>>136145108
>>136144950

>more le memeys

Still not funny sorry. :/

>>136145297
fix ur cap skills

>haha i can now disregard every argument by posting I HAVE ALL DAY Xdddd hahah so fuckin epic lmao master meme

>>136145968

Classic vg.

This site trully attracts the saddest bunch.

>>136145968
>has all day

>>136146097
to bang ur mum lmao

>>136144846
the guy who did is playing dota right now so it's not
t. guy in their teamspeak

>>136145968
do you have a killboard link to prove that argument

>>136144846
why don't you desu

>gets removed from slack
>starts shitposting like a madman in eog

>>136147415

>waaah my dont people laught at my unfunny video
>they must be... SHITPOSTING!

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>mfw this is like the wexa posting shitfest except more autistic and less funny

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>shitposting

>>136148385

>less funny

Thats implying it was funny in the first place.

>>136148630
No it wasn't.

>>136148385
Pls do not post about that tragic soul. He pooped in his fursuit last time and it took a fortune to get it cleaned.

>still no r/eog/ omen roam

>>136130752
I don't understand the image. Also isn't karmafleet a reddit based alliance? So they make you post on reddit?

>>136150124
Your post is shit, I don't have to explain why, it just is, go kill yourself.

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>>136145968
>>136144189
>>136143167
>haha I can disregard any argument by just saying its not funny and providing no proof or examples of anything funny
you are literally posting Reyni's "Your post is shit, I don't have to explain why, it just is, go kill yourself." response

Now I posted that I think its funny, now I'm waiting for you to do the same... and as always, I have ALLLLLLLLLLL NIGHT

>>136148630
nigger what do you want

>>136152887
Get fucked you autistic retard.
>hurr all day xDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmS9vcVNr5A

>>136153148
so just a guy screaming like a retard at the top of his lungs?
wow epic funny, now I can tell you do have quality taste

>>136152887
>reyni's

>>136153382
>i only enjoy certified memehumor 4chan donut steal

You supersonic fedoratipping is creating ripples in space.

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>>136153574
>I only enjoy certified lefunny reddit so original humourrr
waw m80 the meta proto hipster is showing but I regret to tell you that I also liked that video you linked so you must not like it anymore since its certified 4chan humor now

>>136153148
>I like scream humor
jesus I thought you'd post something actually funny

>>136153036

What do you mean?

>>136152887

>''You need to prove that you actually meet the requirements of having 'Good sense of humor' so then I can value your opinion on my video. And for that I need you to post what you think its funny so I can bash it, no matter what it is, in order to damage control my way out of this embarassing mess''

This is how stupid you sound.

Regardless, video still remains pretty fucking unfunny. I dont know why would anyone waste time on that when its not even remotely entertaining.

>>136154835
>[Deleted]

>''You need to prove that you actually meet the requirements of having 'Good sense of humor' so then I can value your opinion on my video. And for that I need you to post what you think its funny so I can bash it, no matter what it is, in order to damage control my way out of this embarassing mess''

This is how stupid you sound.

Regardless, video still remains pretty fucking unfunny. I dont know why would anyone waste time on that when its not even remotely entertaining.

ok

>>136154984
insecure shit taste detected, have you considered suicide today spic?

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>tfw Rote Kapelle steals your AC rusenano fit

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>stupid faggot eog doesn't like my resist penetration idea

>everyone shitposting about a mandelor video
>he's not even here due to a /tv/ ban

truly the meme master

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>/tv/
the only place with more shitposting and stupid shitty memes than /dog/

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>/tv/

>>136161863
what did he mean by this?

>>136160540
he got banned for the post in the last thread not /tv/

Eve Online is dying. Goonswarm has ruined the game. Check em

>>136150741
KF has a subforum on Goonfleet forums.
I got a Read Only for introducing myself in the largest sized comic sans font i could, means you can only read the forums, like that's a fucking loss.
I checked in and saw that rating, because i hadn't been there in months.
>>136139185
>call renters scum
>get the shits when you actually have to be the pvp guy
>have an anal prolapse when they don't undock
getting renter pve turbo jews to do any pvp is actually hard

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>tfw no friends for elite microgang

How do you guys find friends to play with? Anyone that I'd even consider flying with in my alliance are either out of my timezone, or inactive.

>>136166084
Join All-Out

>>136166746
he wants to play the game not die of boredom

>>136141416
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Thanks to whoever made it, you autistic wonder

>>136166746
I know some people in All-Out, and in it's current state, it doesn't really seem for me. I've got a little experience with wormholes and they're just not for me, honestly.

>>136141416
>>136141416
this is on par with a youtube poop, its not funny at all

>>136167453
>>136141416

I wanted to tell him how much I liked his video on his Twitter but I am shy and will be retarded and that's probably why I'm an anime faggot

>>136168458
>Evangelion opening
>YouTube poop
Wow
>YouTube poop
>bad
WOW

>>136166084
What time do you play? Let's be friends why not.

>>136168660
>I made something unoriginal based off my shitty corp
>not bad

pick one

>>136168674
I'm east USTZ, so I play from when I wake up, which should be 1800, until right about now, though I sometimes play until DT if I'm really feeling like it.

post your name, and I'll evemail you if you seem okay

>>136169670
Benji Dallacort

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>>136169986
>didn't even spell it correctly

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>>136169986
We're gonna need a bigger dog

>>136142865
I agree

How did they manage to make the game playable after only downloading a tiny amount of data?

>>136100508
>godamn caldari cucks why not just team up to kill the religious fanatics that enslave people
#NotAllAmarr

literally, one of the imperial heirs lolnope when he was to commit sudoku and pretty much aligned with the Caldari

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DON'T DIE DOG

>it's another "nobody posts until 1600 server time" episode

>>136176717
I really don't get how this got so widespread

>>136178058
what?

>>136178058
>can't do combat sites in the wormhole chain because we don't have enough battleships to form a fleet
>don't have a ship that can solo C3 sites
>can't stalk thorough the chain for targets because we don't have enough to kill a ratting battleship or even ishtar
>already did all the relic/data sites
>can't do things in highsec because wardeck

The only thing that's left is maybe solo roaming around in low/null looking for muh elite PVP, which I've had pretty much enough of. Maybe if I feel like it next week or something.

Kinda hard to find a good reason to log in.

>>136140770
what does this mean?
I'm in a cfc alliance and all I do is sites in a carrier, waiting for the day of the evac cta

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>>136179435
>can't stalk thorough the chain for targets because we don't have enough to kill a ratting battleship or even ishtar

Anyone who's been playing for more than a month or two can solo an ishtar. Outside of passive rattles, most pve battleshits can be solod too.

>>136179530
>all lowsec moons lost

Means they lose billions per month.

>Cloud ring lost along with majority of moons

Ratting sov and moons lost means billions of isk per month is lost

>R64s being lost

r64 = most rare moon and highest money printer

>corps and fcs dropping

means you'll eventually have nobody left to defend your ratting space

>>136179765
fug
I would have joined in on the deployment, but I don't get much more than a hour or two every day or so to play eve

>>136179598
I could solo an ishtar just fine if he just sits there and waits while I warp to him in my non-cloaky PVP ship.
And also if the sleepers don't switch target onto me when I put a scram on him.

As it is, you need 1 guy with a cloak to find him/be a good warp in point and another 1 or two to put a point on him and kill him.

And that's if we actually find an ishtar or maybe solo dominix, while I expect to find a rattlesnake or such instead.

>>136179834

I personally wouldn't expect it to last. Most of the alliances targeting CFC are being paid by I Want Isk for trillions so they'll stop after their contract is over.

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>>136179894
>my non-cloaky PVP ship

>>136179435
>can't stalk thorough the chain for targets because we don't have enough to kill a ratting battleship or even ishtar

this sounds like a rationalization to excuse total laziness

"solo roaming around in low/null looking for muh elite PVP, which I've had pretty much enough of"

the only reason you'd be sick of proper pvp is that you're either awful at it or you're fighting people who do it in a really shitty fashion

>>136179357
That it's another x episode thing

>>136180001
I don't know man its picking momentum and some big alliances that were never in the initial contract have moved in on their own, this siege might actually stay until something big happens.

>it's an "anon doesn't recognize /tv/ memes" episode

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>>136180664
what did he mean by this?

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What do you think of her body of work?

>>136180953
Your post is shit, I don't have to explain why, it just is, go kill yourself / 10

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Reyni is sleeping and there is basically no shitposting, coincidence?

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post cute characters

Is shield stratios a thing?

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>>136182039

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>>136182039

>>136182282
yes

>>136182282
>5 mids
>armor racial

no

>>136182282
Yeah, buffer shield can be used to gank people while getting like 600 dps

>>136182286
WE

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>>136182329

>>136182282
[Stratios, Godmode enabled]

Federation Navy Co-Processor
Drone Damage Amplifier II
Drone Damage Amplifier II
Drone Damage Amplifier II
Drone Damage Amplifier II

X-Large Ancillary Shield Booster, Navy Cap Booster 800
50MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
X5 Enduring Stasis Webifier
Warp Scrambler II

Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
Medium Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer
Medium Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer
[Empty High slot]
[Empty High slot]

Medium Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer II
Medium Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer II
Medium Processor Overclocking Unit I
Stuff of nightmares

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>>136182039

>>136182619
Can't you meta the scram and use compact neuts and web to squeeze in another neut?
But no cap booster m8?

>>136182893
yeah here, I moved stuff around a little

[Stratios, god]

Synthetic Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads
Synthetic Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads
'Basic' Nanofiber Internal Structure
Reactive Armor Hardener
Co-Processor II

X-Large Ancillary Shield Booster, Navy Cap Booster 800
10MN Analog Booster Afterburner
Large 'Integrative' Hull Repair Unit
X5 Enduring Stasis Webifier
Warp Scrambler II

Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
Civilian Gatling Autocannon
Civilian Gatling Autocannon
Civilian Gatling Autocannon
Civilian Gatling Autocannon

Medium Processor Overclocking Unit II
Medium Higgs Anchor I
[Empty Rig slot]

It can tank a dread, if its not shooting it

>>136182893
I'd imagine it would just be a miner/ishtar killer or some meme shit so you either don't need to neut or you don't neut much depending on their fit, but I really don't know what it would be used for so Idk

>tfw no civilian siege blaster cannon

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DAMMIT DOG, STOP DYING

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>In addition to this, we're proud to announce that the closing ceremony will have a special guest speaker this year, as the President of Iceland joins us to close up another great Fanfest here in Reykjavik.

What is he going to say /dog/?

>>136185617
Probably something about thanking all them for saving his country from the horrific bank meltdown with their autism bucks.

>>136185617
thanks for your iskies

>>136185617
>tfw you're so unimportant that you need no security and can attend shitty videogame conventions in the US while being the president of an entire nation

>>136185384
>this is what scientists actually believe.

>>136185826
don't laugh at my elongated ostrich.

>>136185812
>in the US

m8

>>136185812
Honestly it sounds like the dopest fucking job.

>not important enough for other nations to really give a shit about you
>just strategically interesting enough that they still might help you out if you need it
>no borders to get bullied over just some fishing zones
>lots of natural resources to take advantage over
>small population so you can actually know your electorate instead of just fucking around and faking it all the time

>>136186404
I've seen better memes

>>136185617
He looks Caldari.

>>136186404
should swap a plasma smartbomb for an auto targeting and then itll be gud

>>136186510
Amarr, he probably has a small Irish slave farm somewhere in the outskirts of Reykjavik

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>>136186546
I feel this module is more important for being fucking gay

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>>136182039

>>136186804
sexy

>>136186753
At least bling the fuck out of it if you want to be gay.

>>136186753
is this just a meme ship to piss people off?

>>136187068
it pisses people off on /eog/ and in-game

>>136186850
Sebestors have best tatooe.

Why the fuck do ECM rigs reduce your shield?

>>136188057
rig penalties are supposed to actually do something meaningful to your ship

if ccp could actually make people use shield tanks on ecm ships, these rigs would be fine

>>136188057
they gotta have some sort of drawback and it effects the race that use them the hardest

>>136188308
Because everyone shield tanks their ECM ships

>>136185662
>iceland eats thanks to CCP and their game
>CCP are basically demigods, they can walk, they can do everything they want there
capsuleer reference
>president of the Island comes on stage at the yearly convention
>"t-thanks f-for helping our economy. Y-yeee spaceships ;_;"
>gets thrown a can of spam and eats it hungrily

It is quite sad when you look at it this way

>>136181864
kawaii desu

R8 my autism


>Armor rigs
All are fine except the Salvage one
Maybe give it slightly longer salvager duration or a lock speed malus
>Astronautic rigs
Cargohold rigs should reduce hull, because hull rigs reduce cargohold
Remove prop activation cost rig, remove armor drawback from the duration rig(The duration should offset the bonus because you might not be able to turn off your mwd for bombs or it will take ages for your 100mn ab to turn off)
Higgs is fine
The warp speed rigs get mostly used on big ships so the sig increase doesn't matter, maybe introduce a increased warp cost
Warp cost rig should decrease your warp speed
Agility rig should increase your sig res
idk what to do with the speed rigs
>Drone Rigs
They seem fine
>Electronics rigs
CPU rig seems fine all the other ones need drawbacks
Maybe give the relic, data, probing rigs drawbacks to cloaking
>Electronic Superiority rigs
It's stupid to give shield drawbacks to ships that use most of their mids for e-war
Buff most of them but add real drawbacks:
Give the damp rig a SS drawback and the ECM rig a scan res drawback
Give the lock range rig a scan res drawback
Give the scan res rig a lock range drawback
Remove the signal focusing kit rig
Give the TD rig a drawback like decreased scan res or lock range
Not sure what to do with the cloaking rig
>Energy Grid rigs
They seem in a fine place
Maybe buff them but introduce stacking penalties but CCP has to unfuck a lot of their energy modules for that so idk
>Weapon rigs
All of them seem in a good place
>Shield rigs
They are in a good place

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>Drone Rigs
>They seem fine

>>136193097
Nice argument

>>136192978
I think the mobility astronautic rigs (speed, agility and polycarbons) should give you a penalty that you can't just totally ignore when shield tanking

drone rigs are 100% not fine. there's no generic drone damage rig, we literally have web drone effectiveness rigs, and this set has the harshest penalties of any rigs - you can't just have a flat -% ship CPU, it's awful

>CPU rig

this rig sucks. look at the calibration and effectiveness compared to an ancillary current router. the T2 gives you 9.6% CPU and uses 300 calibration, are you fucking serious CCP

>Electronic Superiority rigs
>It's stupid to give shield rawbacks

I'd like to see ewar not be more of an armour or more of a shield thing, and I'd like to see these rigs have a more generic penalty that affects both equally

>Energy Grid rigs

I'd like to see some drawbacks on these

>stacking penalties

speaking of stacking penalties,
>Shield rigs

I'd really love to see a stacking penalty on shield recharge speed

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>>136182039

Is my San Petrino Mexican friend in here?

I'd also look at seriously reducing the effectiveness of buffer tanking rigs, so trimarks and extenders, but also resist rigs. they're a pretty big factor in the unbreakable logistics aids blobs we see every day in eve

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>Small ancillary Armor rep
or
>Small Armor rep II

gimme your toughts on this one /dog/

>>136193842
>one ship is cancer
>so let's nerf every ship to nerf it

>>136193927
For what? Ancillary uses 8 ammo that has a 60s reload time. Normal one doesn't, but heals less. You can combine the 2 but if you can only fit 1, Ancillary for PvP and Normal for PvE.

>>136193390
>Drone Rigs
I guess you are right
remove mining rig, remove web rig, remove logi rig
Speed rig=less durability
Tank rig=less speed
Not sure how to penalise the control range rig
Change sentry damage rig over to all drones, maybe even fighter, add a lock speed maulus
I am really unsure how the optimal rig affects non sentries so I can't talk about it

CCP will probably never fix modules that don't have stacking penalties
>>136193842
Buff them and limit them or add stacking penalties to all of them

>>136193927
>pve
small armor rep II

>pvp in a ship that isn't a hecate
ancil, or ancil + normal rep with cap booster

>pvp in a hecate
small armor rep II

>>136194036
>one ship

are you retarded

>tfw CCP keeps sucking Reddits dick
>tfw they post more on Reddit than their forum
>tfw they don't care about anything we write here

>>136194673

>tfw they don't care about anything we write here

Bad unfunny jokes that only this sad bunch finds amusing?

Retarded memey humor videos that are not even entertaining?

>>136195204
Why are you posting here instead of drinking bleach?

>>136194673
All that gets posted here are memes and bad ideas. Why the fuck would they bother?

They probably do read it, but only to have a good laugh at you pathetic fucks.

>>136195204
Looks like autismo's back

>>136195367
>at you pathetic fucks.
Why do you post here instead of Reddit

>>136195443
For giggles.

>>136195590
How's middle school /b/ro

>>136195367

>but only to have a good laugh at you pathetic fucks

Not even that. This shit aint funny in any fucking way.

It will make them sad, thats for sure..

>>136195674
>I hate everything on here yet I am here
Please explain yourself

>>136195641
Why do you post here, son?

Sure won't be because of the deep conversations about gameplay mechanics, lore or current events.

>>136195767

>I hate everything on here

Never said that.

>>136194673

Some of the GM's browse here and Rise/Fozzie and Guard have at one point while looking round the community. But posting information to 40-60 shitposting anonymous EVE players is a waste of time when they have moderation control on reddit.

>>136195367
>All that gets posted here are memes and bad ideas
desu this also describes reddit

>>136195674
>this place makes me sad
Oh it's YOU again
Please consider reddit

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wow what a great site guys
Join Dreddit XD

>>136196273
I know it's cool to hate on reddit but come on nigger.

If I want to read about some big fights or sov wars or upcoming patch changes there's always useful info on reddit.

There's nothing but memes on /dog/.

>>136196636
>big fights or sov wars
zxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>upcoming patch changes
changelog

>>136196475
>the fucking cookie notification at the bottom

T-thanks Mama Merkel

>>136196823
>T-th
>not Th-th
cum on

>>136197087
>he thinks the H isn't silent

>>136197274
When someone holds the door open for you you scream about tanks?

What type of thank do you prefer? Shield, Armor or Speed?

>>136198163
Hull

>>136198163
It's all the same when you go full polarized

>>136198163
Dps

>>136198163
speed is not a type of tank, it's just damage mitigation to augment your already existing proper tank

>>136198519
>implying I'm taking damage while going 4,400 m/s in my polarized Scythe Fleet Issue

>>136198776
I have speed penetrating ammo m8 you're fucked

>>136198930
i got your speed penetrator right here

>>136198519
So hardeners are not part of armor tanking because it's only damage mitigation?

>>136179435
How many guys do you have? 4 and you can do it in cruisers, just have two of em bring ospreys.

>>136198930
I activate my 5,000 MN Microwarpdrive II and bump you into the sun, now you're fucked

>>136180001
Test is looking for a new home. So while they may not push all the way into deklin, they will likely move into places currently held by bastion or co2.

Also while it is true that some lowsec erstwhile went back to low they are still showing up to the fights.

>>136199940
>we didn't want those moons or systems anyway

So any trannies in here? I am looking to see some nice cute feminine dicks.

Is my San Pedro friend in here btw?

>>136199593
no, hardeners are armour tank. they improve your armour

>>136200882
Speed is speed tank. It improves shield, armor and hull.

>>136199767
delete this

>>136200943
damage control is the best speed tanking module

>>136200882
But you said that damage mitigation doesn't count

>>136201097
making people hit you less isn't the same as taking -50% damage because of your -50% damage hardener

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>>136201374

>>136201374
making people miss 50% of the time is the same as taking 50% reduced damage

>>136201763
Not entirely. The 50% reduced damage is consistent.

50% miss chance is unreliable. You could very well be hit 6 times in a row.

>>136201763
except one of them requires piloting things to happen, while the other is just a module you turn on

you're probably about to tell me that shield tanking and armour tanking are the same thing right guys

>>136201965
no because shield tanking is much much better than armor tanking

>>136201965
How it's different? What are the pros of shield tanking?

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>>136202025
is it shitposting time already?

>>136201965
They function exactly the same. It's just raw hp and mitigation.

>>136201957
Statistically it should be the same
No one is calling DPS unreliable
>>136201965
>you're probably about to tell me that shield tanking and armour tanking are the same thing right guys
That's not even an argument
wtf are you talking about

Turning on a module is part of piloting Anon

>>136202183
are you pretending to be retarded
>x-large shield boosters can be fit on cruisers and higher
makes shield tanking leagues better than armor tanking

>>136202205
the things that affect damage mitigation via speed/sig are not the same as the things that affect damage mitigation via resists

>>136202329
I can neut that trash ship out from 50km, mate.

>>136203637
How are you gonna do that when I've penetrated your resistances, mate?

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Did they seed Moa SKIN's to replace the Merlins? Are the gonna space out Scorpion SKIN next week?

>>136176531
That image lacks a mark on cytoplasm

>>136206639
I'm not a tranny but I'd go sub

>>136206639
Ill go sub and get dicked if you give me hormones and a cage+collar

Look at me guys, I'm a big gay faggot l0l

>>136202329
The XLASB Moa is actually pretty dank

even on XLSB tengu's with batteries and cap boosters they're amazing at shield tanking, no armor repairer ever comes close to that kind of repping power.

Armor reppers are severely underpowered, you have to use at least 2-3 if you don't get a bonus and even if you get that 37.5% bonus to armor repair you still don't rep nearly as much as a cyclone with the same bonus can.

>>136210329
and even though that shield boosters use gobs of capacitor one single cap booster will keep you cap stable through an entire engagement.

>>136210473
Except if you're being neuted at 50km.

>>136210525
>battery
k

>>136210609
Doesn't help against a Curse that is dry neuting you from 50k, bud.

>>136210329
itt shitfits

>>136210691
>battery negates a huge portion of the neut/nos
and the only ship thats actually depleting their capacitor is the curse because his cap usage of those neuts is way higher than the neut pressure he's putting on me regardless of if I run a battery or not

>>136210851
but you can't hit the curse, he literally has all day

>>136210851
> the joke
> your head

>>136211380
>all day being at zero
and I'll just warp away because 50km means he's not pointing me (let alone not having the cap to activate a point)

>>136211429
you ran away so you lost

>>136211505
k

>>136211429

hahahehihaha join ALL OUT DUDE ~

>>136211592
I only join good corps

>>136211710

I like this meme hehe

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>>136210851
>his cap usage of those neuts is way higher than the neut pressure he's putting on me
>decide to look if true, I've the fit for a triple nos dragoon open
>neuts neut more than the cap they consume
I avoided the 50Km curse shitposting so far, but pls explian.
I'm interested since I'm about to fly a neut ship

>>136212245
Go to EVE UNI, steal their curse fit (its very meh) look at how much cap it neuts and how much the neuts consume, then try to fit neut resists until the curse actually neuts less than the neuts consume cap, ignore the shitposting

>>136212245
it means that at 50km, he's putting 2.1gj/s of pressure on me with 1 neut

his neutralizer drains him for some 11gj/s

therefore he'll cap out way before me

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>armor buffer ravens

>>136212663
>tfw forgot about the neut rework

>>136212856
I didn't forget

50km is double falloff, the neuts do about 6% of their effectiveness at double falloff which means he's neuting me for 2.1gj/s per neut while he's burning 11gj/s to do that

>>136213064
6% is close enough to 0% that it means basically nothing anyway.

>>136212491
>neut resists
am I being memed? Cap recharger are no way "neut resists" unless you are flying something way bigger than the neuting ship
>>136212663
>at 50 Km
ahhh so it's related to falloff, the 50Km meme ebin

>I opened an Medium Infectious yadda yadda scoped neut just now: 18km optimal +200% bonus =54Km
pls explain this enic meme to me. It looks like it should be able to neut from 50 Km?

capcha popcorn

>>136213552
Batteries give a flat stacking percentage resist against cap warfare

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>>136213748
>they actually do
thanks. you learn something new everytime

>>136213552
>It looks like it should be able to neut from 50 Km?

I mean, it can, but the falloff range will be so severe you won't be draining any real amount of cap. Rookie ships and maybe frigates, yeah. But nothing meaningful.

>>136214492
but it says 18 OPTIMAL

granted it's the scoped version, but even no-scoped it's 16 Km -->48Km with bonuses applied

also why does the curs have double the bonuses of a pilgrim while being dscan immune

does CCP live in a fantasy world where people actually use combat probes?

>>136214884
nvm I'm retarded, I was looking at the values on a dragoon and pyfa does the math in real time

now I gotta re-do my fit from scratch

Would a Gila use RLMLs, HMLs or HAMLs for combat sites? WH, low/null, etc.

>>136215535
Depending on the site they all work, even RLML could have its uses but I'd say HMLs are the to go here just because you can speed tank far away while the drones do the work.

>>136215535
most shitters just go rlml because you don't have to think

>people think test makes funny le memes in reddit
whats so good about tryhard unfunny shit that has been done before but with a copy pasted dinosaur slapped on top?

>>136217802
I don't know.

What's so good about tryhard unfunny shit that has been done before but with a copy pasted dogola slapped on top?