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/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>Discord
https://discord.gg/0rDL3AnqnrKNRXhF

List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
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I live for my tf2gfu!
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Ded geam
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Potis
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This general is mostly queers so post your husband.
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http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609

http://pastebin.com/pY7FydMR
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>>136034750
I'm straight and like girls
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>>136034750
Marie is not a man

>>136034795
image related
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>>136034795
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>no sexy fempyro to start the thread
wtf OP I needed that
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>>136034810
I like that idea of heal rate being increased relative to proximity to the heal target, but I really don't like the idea of keeping the beam active while other weapons are out. Maybe if it was a new Medigun.
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>>136030429
S18 is about over what would you like to see banned in s19 ?
>> scorch shot
>> phloh
>> back burner
>> booties/bootleg
>> Tomishit
>> iron bomber
>> all demo melee except stock
>> all demo shields
>> Scottish resistance
>> conch
>> dead ringer
>> gunboats
>> nerf sticks
>> black box
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>>136035150
who cares just ban everything that isn't stock and ubersaw
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I knocked out a toxic player in playoffs. :3
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so the natascha is actually a good counter for demoman in 6s. Because GRU isn't banned on valve matchmaking, you can flank pretty fast and catch some demoes out. The damage they do is usually not enough to kill you, and you can then harass the enemy with your slowing bullets.

I see counters to heavy as mad milk and jarate. Usually a natascha heavy pub stomps in matchmaking, but because it's so broken, other unlocks are seeing play, like the direct hit.
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>>136035265
>toxic
>>>/reddit/
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>>136034795
UM
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>>136035325
>actually using natascha

just fucking kill him with the stock like seriously

if you need the slowdown to land all your shots you need to learn how to track
and if you need the resistance to live, you need to learn how to strafe and not run into shit that's going to cost you more than half your health
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>>136035325
Really? When I play 6s as heavy the demo makes me go kablooie in seconds, I don't think increasing the time it takes to kill him would help with that.
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http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
2 rec off combat slacks
1 rec off nabler
2 rec off dictator
1 rec off face full of testive`
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>>136035510
stock doesn't do enough damage to kill people. Anyone smart knows to not get close anyway, the natascha slow benefits your whole team, as well as punish people for being out of position.

>if you need the slowdown to land all your shots you need to learn how to track

it's about catching people out who would normally be safe

>and if you need the resistance to live, you need to learn how to strafe and not run into shit that's going to cost you more than half your health

you're implying that a revved up heavy can actually dodge mid range rockets. good joke. There's a reason why natascha is banned, it's because it's ridiculously OP
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>>136034795
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>>136035775
fuck off moody
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>>136034795
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>>136035704
forgot to add: a fully buffed heavy with the natascha has effectively 562 health. Also, because the medigun heals full health, it heals 25% faster when healing a natascha heavy.

So you have a 562 health class with a 25% faster heal rate that slows people down and catches them out of position.

But go ahead, keep telling the pros that they're all noobs that just cant deal with the natascha
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>>136035863
I'm someone else
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>>136035704
except if you know how to track you can kill those people or force them out anyway

at midrange the soldier has to either
A) shoot directs that you can easily dodge
B)shoot the floor and get maybe 50 damage per rocket splash
while at the same time you are turning him into swiss cheese with almost 500 DPS

natascha isnt OP, its the definition of a crutch

makes a bad heavy able to aim while making a good heavy unable to react to incoming threats and having cripplingly low DPS

Stop running into heavies, alright scout main?
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>>136036030
sure
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i used to be angry at this avatarfag but i realized i will always be better at the game than him
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>>136036009
I'll share
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I fucking hate the fucking recent players list, it never has the fuckign person i want to fcuking add. FUck HEgSEH"L at least I can stab myself more
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>>136036209
hope your mouse isn't actually wireless if you seriously play heavy
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>>136034795
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>>136036424
ur husbando got rotated IDIOT
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>>136036373
Whats so good about a wire
like you get maybe a millisecond better reaction time
It's like saying 60 fps is better than 59 fps and anyone with 59 fps shouldn't even bother

sure wired mouses are better but they just die after like a year or whatever but ive had this wireless fuck so long the labels have worn off and ive only changed the batteries twice
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>>136036292
Try waiting a couple of minutes, then refreshing it. You do mean the "recently played with" tab on your friends list, right?
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>>136036292
thats never worked for me, just wait and refresh it every bit
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>>136034795
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>>136036643
i've never had a good wireless mouse and never have heard a good story about them so maybe you got some good shit
generally for a good wireless mouse you can get a really nice mouse that's a lot better build

fps can be 60 or 30 and be okay as long as they are locked without any drops
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>>136036994
well its a logitech, they make good shit
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nothing can save me from this depression
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what if instead of avatarfagging you put on a trip code
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what if instead of a trip code you kill yourself
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>>136037178
but there are people who know how to use filters
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>>136034795
Does using such a cheap mouse legitimately make me worse at the game or is that just a meme?
my original waifu ended up being a trap so I had to change
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fuck you
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>>136034795
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>>136037375
delete it
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>tfw nearly 600 hours in tf2 and haven't got a cosmetic drop yet
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>>136037359
it depends on the mouse
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>>136037242
there are also filters you can set for images but I'm not autistic enough to care, so I don't mind your avatarfaggotry
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>>136037359
was it vivian

also as long as you get good DPI and all that fancy shit it really doesn't matter that much, having more side buttons for push to talk or whatever helps though
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>>136037359
Whatevs, Vivian is still a cutie.
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>>136037487
It's an m100, dpi is apparently 1000. Is that decent? I also don't play with a mousepad.

>>136037528
yeah

>>136037359
>tfw realizing I posted a mouse twice
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>>136036661
that tab is a piece of shit it shows like 4 people from a server you were in 2 hours ago
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>>136034795
>>136034795
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>>136037686
It always works fine for me.
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>>136037686
>>136036770
>>136036661
>>136036292
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>>136037839
his pyro was cute, we did dum things on turbine i felt not lonely for a bit
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>>136037903
never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
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>>136034795
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>>136038064
>not even a TF2 weapon
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>>136038064
alternatively
>>136038180
who cares about tf2 L:OL
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What's he typing? The suspense is killing me.
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Using the shotgun as Pyro and the Sniper's SMG is incredible

No one expects you to pull out the ol' 1-2-Dead when you're playing Pyro so no one seems to know how to react and the SMG is just devastating if you can land your shots

It seems to make a good bit of players panic when you can consistently hit them with your SMG, I guess because they notice their health just draining non-stop

God I love stock, sometimes
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>>136034795
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>>136038501
He does it to screw with us
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>>136038518
The shotgun is one of the best weapons in the game. I really don't find myself using the SMG that much, usually when I'm in a situation where another weapon is required I pulled out my melee, though it is funny when they run out of melee range and you just SMG them down because they assume you don't have a secondary.
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>>136038590
Why would anyone be so cruel?
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>>136038720
It really is amazing how underestimated the shotgun is

People tend to rush Engi's a lot and it's always so easy to just pop 2-3 meatshots into them and watch the chat light up with anger
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I suck at aiming, right now I constrain my mouse to about a 8 inch square and use relatively high sensitivity. Would lowering it and giving my mouse more space help?

I already have acceleration and stuff disabled.
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>>136038501
>tfw no one ever has or ever will post anything relating to you.
:,(
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>>136037467
Before hat drops ended (and then started back up), I went for a little more than a year inbetween hat drops. And I exhausted every single item drop in that time span.
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>>136038906
Practice helps.
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>>136038906
yeah probably
can you draw a circle better faster or slower
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>>136038906
make sure raw input is on

moving your mouse halfway across your space should do a 180 turn ingame, adjust your sensitivity so you can do that
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>>136038870
He's testing us
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>>136038501
>>136039060
i'm not typing anything to anyone right now, it must be a bug
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Step 1: Imagine the screen is your head
Step 2: Tell yourself to 'look' at the enemy with your head
Step 3: Realize that aiming at people is as easy as looking at things in real life is

>>136038906
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>>136038590
oh i didnt reply to this one but i'm not doing it to screw with anyone its probably a bug
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how do I get someone into tf2, or should I wait for overwatch. I think the second would be better.
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>>136039706
Ask him if he'd be interested in playing a game or two with you.
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*wakes up*
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>>136039706
What do you want to play, TF2 or Overwatch? Pick one and play it with them.
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>>136034795
I got a new mouse. but I don't feel like changing it.
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>>136039790
ok, I might
>>136039871
I want to play TF2, but I dont want to introduce them to the cancerous communty with money grabbing devs. I mean maybe we can just play MvM together, I mean he does like coop games more then pvp.
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>>136040193
Well, Overwatch isn't TF2. Play TF2 if you wanna play TF2.
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>>136040267
I will still play it, im just considering if I should introduce him to it.
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>>136040514
Well play two games then. Maybe show him Overwatch, cus it's newer and easier.
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Late night Tf2 seems to be full of idiots.
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>>136040642
yeah, I havent played it yet, so we will be on the same page.
>>136040662
the thread or pubs?
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Tf2 seems to be full of idiots.
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am i an idiot
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>>136040662
I get the worst teams when I'm trying to play at like 3 AM. It's all Russians, Nips, and fucking BRs, usually on my team. The other team is almost always that one Silver soldier main with his personal kritz medic.
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julius.miquel2007 has joined the thread
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Literally WHO
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>>136040987
julius.miquel2007
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>Medic mains

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ChitinWantsYourSoul
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>me

https://steamcommunity.com/id/epicgirl1998
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I bought a couple keys a week ago to turn to refined, so I can buy dumb junk, and now the price has plummeted. Fuck me, I guess.
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>me

https://steamcommunity.com/id/mrcatbutts/

pardon my retarded comments

>>136041338
same :(
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>>136041338
Mine are tradeable in like an hour too. Fucking undercutters, I get the feeling that they're just fucking with key prices at whim at this point.
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>me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/690061/

waifufaggotory intensifies
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>>136041765
blocked
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>>136040757
Pubs, I've top scored the last 3 maps I've been on.
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>>136042116
>MFW I got a 20+ killstreak as sniper
>MFW I have less than ten hours on the class
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>>136042305
its like soldier but the floor is a lot smaller and moves
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>50 total kills as sniper
>Only 20 headshots
Voice(me): Help!
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I didn't win the unusual raffle on tf2r
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>>136041765
i am also blocking you
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>>136041765
It's okay, avatarfag heavy guy, I won't block you.
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>>136043204
i thought squid faggot was a different guy
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>>136043204
I dont really care if ya block me for having a waifu

I do like heavy tho
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>>136043291
Nope, though Dots likes squids too.
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>>136043365
oh
well the reddit face emoji on his profile explains a lot, actually
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>>136043398
what reddit face?
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>>136043783
Lenny in his profile, right there under his name.
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>>136043849
>mfw he wrote reddit face emoji next to it after you got mad about it

fucking kek man
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>>136044053
you're this guy >>136041765

it's very transparent that's you samefagging laughing at a thing you did while implying people who think you're a reddit faggot are mad
it's a laughable effort, my review is that its a 1/10
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>>136044169
here's 1 (You) feel free to spend it at any licensed (You) store
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he ran out of responses so he goes "lol a you for you!"
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I want to make friends here but I am too shy to post my id or add anyone
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>>136044253
a complete non-sequitur reply implying i'm only after replies, another low effort attempt at trolling
i'm not surprised at this from a reddit poster, but it's frankly quite disappointing that someone would make a post like this in sincerity
yet another 1/10
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>>136044362
I'll add you, anon, post id.
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>>136044392
>People actually arguing over a fucking lenny face

jeez kids
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>Being baited by Barkley
Come on, man. You can do better than this.
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>>136044502
another low effort post, this time one subtly implying that the people posting are children, and that you aren't here defending your own reddit emoji while pretending to be a third party

it's depressing that the state of tf2g in modern day is posters like this, but overall it's preferable to literal gay circlejerking and furry erp

2/10
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lmao just tell me how our reddit browsing avatarfagging 8th tier friend here has over SIX THOUSAND hours in the Team Fortress 2 Shooting Game and can only play iron heavy i would have definitely gone to my local bar and requested a shot glass of antifreeze by now
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human please join the irc
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>>136044441
I'm too shy and afraid, maybe one day
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tfw no one ever reviews my shitposts
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>>136044614
Am I like not allowed to use the lenny face or something

why are you THIS mad about it

>>136044623
i like heavy
i dont like reddit
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why did this redditor reply to me
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Why does no one love me
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>>136044821
i dont even have a reddit where did this meme come from
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>this autistic brony redditor 6000 hour only-plays-in-iron heavy main fucking abomination of a person logged out of his reddit account and took a screenshot just to reply to me
end yourself my man and dont reply to me again
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>>136045043
I don't even have words for this anymore

as the memers say, enjoy the (You)
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>>136045043
holy fucking roast
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why is he still replying to me
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>>136045154
replies to you
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>I wonder how /tf2g/ is doing
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>>136044763
you're a freaking embarassment
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>>136045253
>implying VG wasnt a mistake
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(me)
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>>136045340
*adjusts glasses* heh.........as the memers say, enjoy the (You)
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>>136045282
>reaction image

>>136045370
gave me a chuckle, thanks
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enjoy THIS
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>>136045410
Get a stealthy scarf already, you chucklefuck.
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i am enjoying this ice cream
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>>136045296
I would say to delete /vg/, but at this point the cancer has intensified to the point where deleting /vg/ would cause it to spill over into the other boards and threads, and in the end, they'll be begging Hiroshima to save them.
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>>136045410
stop posting any time
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>>136045486
>Taking the video game discussion out of /v/ instead of just stepping the moderation game up
Forever and always moot's biggest mistake, though to be fair, the site was already on a steady downward slope, it just intensified after the split.
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>>136045495
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>>136045565
I'm more surprised that he did it three times, /vp/, /vg/, and /vr/.
You'd think he would've learned that it only takes discussion away from /v/.
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>>136045043
im gonna frame this and put it on my wall

>>136045707
/v/ is just shitposting at this point
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literally every board is shitposting except like, /po/
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>>136045739
I want the /v/lebbitors to leave, and that includes you
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>>136034795
im late
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>>136045739
>/v/ is just shitposting at this point
Believe me, I am well aware of that fact.
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>>136045707
I guess at the time he figured /v/ was a lost cause. I remember we'd been asking for mods for the longest time, and when the moderators actually stepped in, there was this huge backlash against it, so he said fuck it, let the board rot. That's when everyone who actually wanted to discuss video games moved to /vg/.

>>136045782
>TFW even /an/ has its share of shitposters
I just want to talk about how cute and cuddly cats are without some autist bragging about how he shoots outdoor cats.
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>>136045282
>>136045410
>>136045495
>>136045639
>>136045805
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>>136045831
board culture was a mistake
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>4chan group
>"femme pyro central"
>living for equestria
>freddy fazbear pizzaria
>more fnaf groups
>more pony gorups
>The Furfaggy Furfags
>even more pony
>shrek group
>Undertale General (/UTG/)

how do we get this reddit furry brony squid guy to fuck off, lads
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>>136046065
>/utg/
why is that still a thing
why
snowshoe was also part of it, pass it on
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>>136045919
>MFW people still use "m-muh culture" as an excuse to shitpost
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>>136046065
Shit i still need to clean my groups out im just too lazy to remove them one by one

a lot of those a run by people i know tho so im just kinda there

out of that list im literally active in none of them. lmao
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>>136046191
>Why is that still a thing
Go ask them yourself
>>136027328
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>>136046287
is that general still alive
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>>136046329
It's faster than This one
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>my team of rank 1's gets matched with all higher ranked players in a 6 queue

?????????
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*shake shake*
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>>136046551
"Matchmaking"
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>>136034795
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As a Spy, can I pretty much only get kills while people are distracted? If so, why isn't the CnD more recommended?

I just really don't understand Spy and I never have, but I'd like to play him at least a little well. It just never goes well for me when I decloak near them and they hear it no matter what watch I use or I decloak too far and their team or themselves see me before I can get to them after I'm visible.

pls explan
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>>136046986
why use the c/d when you can be a retarded and press M2 to not get punished
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people keep saying thet keys have plummeted, but they look like they're at 18 ref to me.
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>>136034795
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*plummets*
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>>136046986
With CnD, you tend to spend a lot of time just standing around waiting for your cloak to refill. It's fun if you have the duck journal or some sort of noisemaker, but not much otherwise. Stock and Dead Ringer outclass it in just about every way.
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>>136047071
Check what people are actually buying for, right now the best you could get is probably 16.66 for keys. They were 19.66 a week ago. The price drop honestly isn't that much, but it'll probably go even lower.
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>>136034795
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>>136047508
MINE
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>>136047247
What's causing this?
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>>136047508
>>136047570
>shitven pooniverse fans in my tf2g

*fucking pukes*
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>>136047508
>>136047570
Leave now, cancer
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>>136047834
>poo

what are you twelve
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>>136047834
post camp counselors instead
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>>136047987
Do you like my outback steakhouse man
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>>136034795
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>>136047987
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>>136048159
>>136047834
literal autism
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what's the setting that causes invasion 2fort to crash again
its low models, right
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>>136047987
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>>136047987
I need more Stranges.
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G'night TF2G


remember that /vg/ was a mistake and TF2 is a dead game
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>>136048372
waifu sticks make this game great
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>>136048527
Die in your sleep
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>>136048701
thats rude anon

holy fuck that picture
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*ude
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darwins danger shield nice one
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am i a nice one
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i think you are nice and i like you a lot
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>not owning a beta pass
There's no excuse for you.
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>>136051101
How do I get one? Ive been away for a few days
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>>136051101
You need to beg for one
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>>136051715
either get lucky and get a drop, or have friends who can give you an invite
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>>136034795
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>>136034795
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i feel weird
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>>136047987
I enjoyed the puns.
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http://tf2r.com/kvhd3g1.html
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http://tf2r.com/kihvmam.html
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Damn contracts are fun
why didnt anyone tell me?
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Any of you anons wanna help a yuropoor shitter out of fresh meat hell?
/id/flaminta/
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>>136051101
>needing one
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>>136059070
>literally who begging for a pass
>>
aaaaaaa
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>>136059369
>wanting to be known on an anonymous imageboard
he isnt even begging for a pass. Hes begging for a carry. try reading next time nigger
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>>136060458
fuck my bad
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>>136060515
fuck now you made me feel bad for calling you a nigger

i hate this board some times

sorry man
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>>136060746
>>136060515
ha ha ha you fags gonna kiss and make up? ha ha ha you fags gonna get gay married and adopt a child together? ha ha ha you fags gonna live a long gay life together? ha ha ha
>>
>>136059070
So many things wrong with this profile don't help this fool
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>>136060947
who said anything about me being a guy
fuck you
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>>136061241
fag
taking pills doesnt make u a girl
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>>136060947
>betafag trying to bully someone on internet
lmao @ ur life
>>
I'm losing my sanity tf2g I'm slowly losing it. It's coming to an end lads this is it
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me too
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>>136039432
dude what
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maybe like 20% of this thread has actually been tf2 discussion
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Post tf2 videos where you appear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SEdp4TwP4U
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>>136038906
maybe this will help idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXHWImVlpk
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>>136038906
Well what's your sensitivity at?
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I'm so tired of Razorback-wearing Unusual Snipers who never fucking miss a shot.

If I ever get ahold of a time machine I'm going back and slapping Robin for even considering putting Sniper in without any sort of meaningful check to his skill ceiling.

That or pushing whoever came up with the Razorback in front of a train.
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is the loadout thing disabled/broken by the mm overlay?

on a fresh pc, didn't see it in thread info / couldn't find it on google
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>>136065385
It's called the Revolver nigger.
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>>136065435
loadout ZOOM thing

seem to have missed that detail
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>cp_orange_x3 | 100% crits | 10x stats | Randomizer | RTD | Low-gravity
Fucking why
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>>136065385
>wanting to put a cap on a skill ceiling
Thats not possible. People can always get better
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>>136065718
That's why the Sniper Rifle needs a cap on its potential. Add inverse damage falloff, require more time for the Sniper to be scoped to be able to score 150 for a headshot, etc.

Quickscoping is a plague and it needs to have a stake driven through its heart.

>>136065475
Counterpoint: gyfcat QuickGorgeousAnura
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>>136065013
twitch tv/ wiffle_sniffler
I'm in a good bit of tf2 streams on there
he regularly plays cactus canyon
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>>136065251
Like 4.37 I think, can't check right now.
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>>136066019
I forgot Cactus Canyon, that map was actually pretty fun. I disliked the removal of stage 2 though.
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>>136034795
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>>136066321
It just needed a bit of tweaking and making a single choke a but wider but no they decided to remove it
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>>136065475
>Just shoot him nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFXyE8SLHww

Hey hey
Ho ho
Razorback has got to go
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>>136066723
Not that guy, but I doubt razorback will be removed. Just give it an unattractive downside.
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>>136066808
UHHNG
THICKER
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>>136065013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA1pmsOGv40
I'm in the chat at some point.
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>tfw the autists who take this game too seriously and are just ungodly good make you consider using cheats just so you don't burst a bloodvessel after they pull off some bullshit Matrix-style shit for the Nth time
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>>136067331
Nah, I know that.

I'd rather have it changed drastically. Remove the backstab protection, so Spy can actually counter Sniper now - but the flipside is that stabbing the Razorback causes the battery on it to explode, dealing 60 damage to the Spy and lighting him on fire.

Also I guess maybe a hidden attribute that prevents any "On Backstab" effects from completing if you do stab a Sniper wearing the Razorback.

>>136065013
I wouldn't even know how to find out.
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>>136067360
>they're better than me
>that makes them autists
I'm not even good but you're salty t b h.
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>>136067360
>putting time into things to improve yourself is autistic
uh
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>>136067574
There's being good at something and then focusing so intently on being the best at it that one questions the sanity behind putting that much effort into a video game.
>>
Had my pass for well over 30 hours already, didn't generate a single gift pass yet. How does this shit work?
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>>136067628
Mine came with a gift pass and I got another one the next 2 times I got on.
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>>136066808
My wiener is sore now, thanks. I want a girl who could kill me with her thighs.
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>>136067628
I heard that only so many passes were gonna spawn.
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>>136067360
I'm that autist
I've played for 7 years
I have 9000 hours
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>>136068119
Is that a zombie Rigby?
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>>136067602
im pretty sure im questioning your sanity right now
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>>136067360
Some of us are just good no hard feelings anon
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>>136066168
Dpi? Either way id reccomend lowering it, do it a bit at a time itll take time and your aim will be off but stick with it and youll be happier
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>>136068561
Dpi is 1000.
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>>136068160
Yes
I've played the game so much that it's basically my life. I tend to use dead edgy things as avatar because It makes me feel closer to the sweet taste of death that I crave
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>>136065013
not tf2, but I played with the maker of this a couple of years ago. When he is dying he says my name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6i4Pjyeso
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>>136068660
You sensitivity doesnt really seem too high, i forget what my ingame is at, what are you having trouble aiming at? With what class?
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>>136068660
dpi only matters if youre using a non native step for your mouse because then the mouse starts doing funny things to your cursor movement
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>>136068678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
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>>136069380
Heavy and Scout is what I play usually, so both flicking and tracking. I guess saying that I suck with Heavy's aiming is an overstatement but I still make dumb mistakes and often lose to scouts that know to jump over my head and stuff. Scout I'm pretty much completely terrible at and never get any meatshots 8).
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should i make specialized kits with fabricators or should i just sell the parts instead
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>>136070441
Professional kits are all that's worth getting, go big or go home desu lad.
>>
0-4 tf2
5-9 dr*gs
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>>136070535
i just have a lot of specialized fabricators in my inventory right now is it worth it to make them i have a lot of parts too and i can just buy a cheap unique killstreak item to use in it
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>>136070151
For some reason whenever I pick Heavy I become this unstoppable rape machine because everyone underestimates Heavies. They'll get close enough for every single fucking bullet to hit them. If they try to jump over me, they end up hovering a bit before dying. Even Pyro's can't touch my ass most of the time before they die above my head.
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Is Pyro really as terrible as everyone says?
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>>136071172
>>/uglychicksgreattits/
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>>136071172
Pyro just needs a buff right now, after the nerf of the axtinguisher/ degreaser it just became mindless w+m1.
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>>136071279
How'd they nerf it I haven't played in a while
I usually go Degreaser/Flare/Axe.
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>>136070151
For scouts that jump over your head the advice i can give you is just do your best to keep with them, i follow them straight up then rotate and pull down quickly, it sounds like yiu need to work on leading your targets a bit better, how many shots out of 6 can you hit with your scattergun?
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im an engineer mister *solves equation*
>>
mmmrpm hudda dudda *mruda*
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=4389

Get ready
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why hasn't tf2 done collabs with designers yet?? i just want full rick for my mercs!
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>>136071427
I always tell people who use viewmodels to aim with the actual gun itself, just poke it into people before firing
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>>136071172
Pyro is not great. He needs some new mechanic to help him keep up with the other classes, speed wise. Maybe a bit of damage too, because all the other major classes outdamage him as well. He just doesn't have much going for him.
>>
mmmph!
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>>136071550
Pyro really only works if you completely ambush someone or you have the advantage in terms of surroundings.

In a long corridor you can fuck up most people by repeatedly Flare-gunning them. In the open you have to be really good at prediction though.
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>>136071514
Ooooooh, shit, prepare for a huge price spike!
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>>136071659
its already happening
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>>136071514
thank the lord i crafted one
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>>136071427
Like 4/6, only one of which will be more than a glancing blow.
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>>136071648
Scout has really taken over as the ambush class, because he's so much faster and does more damage. Pyro's dps just isn't quite enough. If he hops on an unsuspecting Soldier or Demo, they can still outdamage him before he can get the kill. But you cant just up his damage, because Pyro also does AoE damage. Reflecting is a blessing for Pyro, but if there's two Soldiers or a Demo, hes gonna struggle to protect his team, much less himself. He really needs some mechanic changes.
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>>136072153
you have it wrong
you can jump away from a pyro easily
you cannot jump away frmo a scout
hitscan is unfair
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>>136072153
Maybe make him more of a zoner/zone denial class by giving him an oil sprayer, can spray it on surfaces and people and light them on fire for a while.
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smug prick has crafted: Buck Turner All-Stars
selling these because i NEED to craft
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>>136072147
Go practice fan scout on orange
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>>136072307
>last point is now a fiery inferno of stickies and oil while 2 heavies sit on top of it surrounded by 4 level 3 sentries
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>>136072441
Sounds like fun to me.
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human can you post your soldier loadout
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>>136072402
can it be soda popper
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Make it so Flamethrower costs more the longer you use it but its range also keeps increasing, at its maximum range it would reach at least 3 times further but also burn through your remaining ammo in seconds.
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>>136072569
Anything with 2 shots really
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>>136072902
I dont like that.
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>>136034795
I stole this from my pet retard
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>>136072956
How about
Some kind of mechanic where Pyros can extend/retract the range of the Flamethrower, and the ammo cost depends on whether it's longer or shorter.
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>>136073027
maybe for an unlock that might work, but for stock that wouldnt be good desu. how about airblasting while m1ing gives you burst range/damage?
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>>136073191
That sounds kinda neat.
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>>136073191
This one also makes sense conceptually. I mean, a compression blast is a blast of gas.
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I just want my boom boom queen
>>
id?
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>>136072337
I'll give you a unique one for it
I want things to show off on my loadouts
>>
are you at least over 16
>>
yes!
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>>136073812
fuck yes send me a trade offer id/basketballin
>>
/id/hotmoney
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lol thats silkee's page
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>>136071172
He's just balanced around pubs. If Spy was a stronger class than Pyro's ability to counter him would be more valuable.
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yo why the fuck are pyroland weapon cases so high priced right now i should have saved mine
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>>136075153
I really dont know, maybe people stopped selling?
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>>136075153
Probably because they've stopped dropping. I imagine they'll go back down.
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>>136075479
should i sell now or wait
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>dominate guys in pub
>they so mad
>i am so good
>destroy everyone
>they say that i'm just tryhard
>but i'm not even playing, i'm banging their moms on my keyboard
>and then i be more good and make 1939 dominations in one round
>and they all leaving the server cuz i'm super pro platinum volvo pub monster
>did you ever notice that no one tell stories like this but about them being outplayed or just then enemy are better
>they always better at everything and enemys act like retarded 7yo kids
>but i'm so much cooler i swear a god
>they kicked me for hacks but i'm not a hack lol get rekt nigger

Damn these salty kids giving me a boner everytime
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>still in escrow
>even after 14 days
gg valve
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>>136076005
Keep your eye on em. .25 is a lot more than they were before. They might go up a bit more, but I imagine not too much more.
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>>136076040
But there was already a post in this very thread about someone getting mad that someone else was better than them.
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keep your eye on me
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>>136076152
idk my man it's looking pretty crazy
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don't want to, you are pretty ugly 2bh
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mfw i CRY
>>
I cry because no one likes playing with me
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>>136076958
>>136076386
>>136076212
I care.
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>>136076386
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Doing MvM finally pays off

im so happy i could die
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reminder that i'd still really like a pass thank u
/id/avariellla
if someone is generous enough to gib one ill do some loadout roll draws later today
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>>136077460
Are you gonna make it, or just sell the fabricator?
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>>136077460
>"Yey I can finally sprout fire out of my eyes everytime I pop a killstreak!"
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>>136077460
I got one of those on my second tour 8)
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>>136059070
is this tf2 player a boy or a girl

http://steamcommunity.com/id/flaminta

http://strawpoll.me/7153574
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>>136077619
I dunno whatever sells the most, i should be able to fabricate it if thats what sells

>>136077719
>>136077650
Just let me be happy for once
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>>136077776
She's pretty androgynous.
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>>136077847
this 2bh
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>>136077776
cute
but as a boy
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>>136077946
>it
:x
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>>136077946
can you post those lewds though?
i missed em
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>>136077579
If I make someone with a pass add you will you draw me an avatar
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>>136077847
Androdgyny is cute.
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>>136077776
i really hope Daesh find him
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>>136077776
Trap/tranny. I'd wager FtM
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>>136078010
>>136025147
>>136028705
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who is the most balanced class?

also I want to die
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>>136078167
thanks love
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>>136078189
sniper with darwins danger shield, machina, pocket vaccinator medic, standing next to a sentry and a pyro
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dont posts peoples nudes without permission, it is kinda mean
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i HATE p*rverts
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i LOVE to kill
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>>136078167
Ah, so it is a girl.
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>>136077650
You said it like it's something bad
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>>136078167
did she give the lewds for the pass?
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>>136078323
coming from dotsy who posts peoples pictures without permission
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I hate the culture of this general
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riddle me this

why are there no elite grade wrenches or medi guns?
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im elite
*pwns*
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>>136078778
Not enough item skin sets yet. If they do the skin thing again, we might get them next batch.
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>>136078730
Yeah it's pretty bad, but that happens to every general on /vg/ in different ways.
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>ywn have a bf or gf that plays tf2 with you
>ywn make a friend through tf2 and find out you live near eachother
ok
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what the heck why are factory new strange killer bees still so much
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>>136077795
Congrats anon
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>>136071532
are you me
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>>136078947
>play <<
meant play MM
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>>136078636
Nope. We had some fun, that's all.
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>>136078947

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/60/Spy_DominationMedic04.wav?t=20100625234625
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Anyone need a beta pass?
/id/Bumwhip/
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>>136079050
Elite grade, so not many get unboxed. Supply and demand.
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>>136079641
Can I have it? I mean you dont have to give it to me. Its ok.
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i bought some panties today
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>>136078947
>>136079641
Me!
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>>136046986
>If so, why isn't the CnD more recommended?
It's frequently used in 6v6 when people do decide to run Spy.

That said, a lot of the time simply running another class is more efficient than being a C&D spy, or even a spy in general
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>>136079641
C:
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I just joined the group and it was on my main menu, what are you anons doing wrong?
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 697yqf3e3d9e3ej6d80y34y7jqh
>look at your keyboard for a pattern
WHAT
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anyone need a beta
ill sub for anyone

>>136079932
this artist draws very cute toho
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mad milk should double donk

game needs more double donks
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>>136079774
Are you a crossdresser? Sorry if this sounds rude.
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how do we fix /tf2g/?
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>>136079315
you wish
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k6bgbqw
please think of me when you wear this big and cool hair
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>mfw grinding trading cards worth .15+ each
I've been slacking on this. I've got a bunch of games with cards still. I bet I could squeeze a key out of all of em.
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tfw i leech
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squeeze me
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>>136079641
2 left
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>>136080583
thanks i was gonna buy mercs mohawk i hope i win it
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>>136080583
Is your icon a boy or a girl?
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is my heavy epic or epic fail
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>>136080885
i dunno
looks more like a girl to me
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>>136080895
Not digging the green. Other than that, it looks sorta neat.
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>>136080895
epic i like it
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>>136080895
looks neat

post heavies
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>>136071279
>>136071550
Pyro needs

>Bugfixes: Fix the bug making reflected grenades minicrit Pyro, and fix the bug where Degreaser is giving less swap speed than it says it does, and fix the bug where flamethrowers cannot airblast for a brief time after swapping weapons. (gfycat LiveImmediateHound)

>Backburner buff: Now has 50% self-damage reduction like the Gunboats, to make reflect jumping and detonator jumping more useful

>Buff the Spy: All Revolvers' damage increased by 10, except Ambassador which has its damage penalty reduced by 5%. Razorback wearers can no longer be overhealed. Buffing Spy will make Pyro's ability to counter Spy more relevant

>Buff stock Flamethrower: Afterburn only on this weapon is increased from 3/tick to 4/tick (same as bleeding)

>Nerf the weapon unlocks which make the strongest classes stronger. In the event that all weapon unlocks are allowed, the 4 most powerful classes after Tough Break are Sniper, Soldier, Scout and Medic. Stuff like Darwin's Danger Shield, Disciplinary Action, and Vita-Saw needs changing.

>Put the Axtinguisher back to the way it was before Tough Break. This will help Pyros get the odd pick

>Buff the SVF: Afterburn damage done with it now heals the user, and can overheal. A survivability option for Pyros who can ambush well

>if all this goes well, nerf Powerjack a little so that people actually use different melees. 50% less carried secondary ammo on wearer

Voila, now Pyro is slightly less shit and more skillful/threatening.
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>>136078167
For those who care: she sent me another lewd.
http://pastebin.com/Sc4YkrK4
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>>136080885
It's an androgynous girl. Androgyny is alright.

>>136081047
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>>136081047
Might sell my die regime for a heavy hunter.
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>>136081016
its green like the cyberdemon
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>>136080895
mom said im a cyberdemon/10
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am i a cyberdemon/10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcvwjV03OSs
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>>136081421
Ah, thats cool then.
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>>136081736
melonpan makes me wish i was a swiss accountant
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>>136080895
like looking into a mirror
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>>136081165
That apricot scrub is some nice shit but I've heard it isn't good for the face. Facial skin is very prone to injuries and the abrasiveness of apricot scrub is too much. Won't hurt any other skin. I still use it as a face wash.
Anyway, who is this fag? Unless she's a prominent TF2 player this has no significance.
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:a
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>>136081047
heck yea
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im still new. never spend any money in the game yet. should i? the only thing i think i should buy is the key
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>>136082186
>who is this fag?
>>136077776
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>>136082334
buy a key, trade it for ref. Its nice.
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>>136082334
Key for what? Might as well just look and see what you want vs just hoping you dont get shit, plus shit is cheap now
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>>136082334
don't do it
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>>136081047
>>136082329
didnt take my image for some reason
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>>136082334
You could buy keys to trade for dumb hats, but their value is tanking right now. You could use them to uncrate, but that's straight gambling.
>>
>>136082334
Buy a key, trade it for every weapon in the game. Buy a couple more keys to spend on hats.
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>tfw at work and cant post hoovy man
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>>136081047

>>136081270
Yes it is alright.
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>>136081047
r8
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>>136082815
100 dollar
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im a fucking worthless waste of fucking skin. I wsih hitting myself and stabbingm my leg made me better and gave me fucking friends
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>>136082815
trash man/10

https://youtu.be/Qcc6ooMrVKA
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>>136082984
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>>136082984
I hope you don't actually do that. No one deserves that.
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>>136081047
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I want to be a girl and never will be without being a freak. :(
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>>136083176
I dont know what else to do when practicing and doin the possible best i can do at any given moment isnt fucking ebnough. Ih ate ths fuckign god damn world and myself
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mm is just full of stacks i wish there was a stress test so there could be more poopers playing
>>
reminder that /tf2g/ is not the place to vent on random unrelated personal problems, try >>>/adv/
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I dont want to go to work i want ot fucking kill myself or cry in fucking bed all day can i do that god please why doi have to earn fucking moeny to not die i didnta ask to be fucking born
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>>136083293
You just gotta go above and beyond your best, Anon. Come on, you can do it.

>>136083308
This is why I haven't even bothered asking for a pass yet.
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*twirls skirt*
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>>136083293
Maybe you should find someone to talk about it with, like a family member or a therapist.
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>>136081047
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>>136083641
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>>136083753
i dont want to do that again im gonna drink heavily instead
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>>136083826
nigger just craft it
unless you're talking about a golden tomi in which case stop being rich
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>>136084053
>requires a brass beast to craft
>I don't have it, either
>golden tomi
i fucking wish
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>>136083826
sent ;)
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>>136084336
then try using tokens
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>tfw been goin to the generals for years and no ones ever payed any mind to you :,(

Im dying from this depression
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>>136083826
What's your id? I might help you
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>>136084336
Uhh what are you talking about? It's half a scrap why don't you buy it?
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@136084615
>pay attention to meeeeeeee
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>>136084615
well I can say I'm pretty certain you're a better person than most of these fags since you visit the thread without attention-whoring
>>
>>136084480
>>136084760
>>136084765
do you guys not know what escrow is
>>
>>136084940
If I give you an item you won't need to wait 14 days
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>>136084440
what the fuck is that banny
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>>136082984
If you let me hit/stab you I'll pretend to be your friend.
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>>136085541
no its me
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>mfw a scout attacks me with the wrap assassain
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wrap me
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>>136085976
why this shit is not a hentai
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>>136086126
Just cus she has big boobs doesn't mean she's a slut.
>>
I just wanna sit back and watch some great gameplay on youtube while I eat. Got any good links?
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>>136086362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ike-seIUMB4
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>>136086275
every japshit stuff should be a hentai t b h
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>>136034795
>tfw you don't wake up until half the thread is done
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>>136083826
>>136084760
It's okay. Another anon has helped me out with this.
Thanks anyways.
>>
Are there any versions of Funke's HUD out that work? Apparently the ones on Gamebanana and his steam community are bugged
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>>136086818
B u r g e r s
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>play battle engineer
>enemy soldier starts targeting me
>enemy pyro starts targeting me
>enemy battle engineer starts targeting me
>my team wins the game
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>>136036643
>whats so good about a wire

first mistake, it's what's (what is), second:
>dead batteries just as you're pushing last
>interference from your microwave
>low lifespan In my experience
>generally shit DPS
>2-3 buttons
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>>136086362
https://youtu.be/LQwEstjraUI
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>>136037467
I'm pushing 1000, and have only gotten a single name-tag

quit your bitching
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>>136083272
Why? Men are superior to women in every way. Don't be a faggot, faggot.
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>>136087270
i dont play in my kitchen
batteries have long af lifespan and plenty of warning before they die
I wish i had more buttons, i only have 5
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Keys are now back up to 17, compared to the 16.33 they were last night. Should I hold out for them to go back up, or sell now? I just wanna buy dumb hats.
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>>136038906
MGE works wonders. Play scout v scout and that will improve your hitscan dramatically.
>>
What is your LEAST favorite hat?
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>>136087506
what does it matter in the grand scheme of things
>>
>Sniper mains

https://youtu.be/HA9oHefHmOY
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>>136046986
L'Etrange + stock > C&D
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>>136087730
air headshots are literally easier to hit than any player with decent movement

t. sniper main
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>>136087270
>>136087468
I don't know how you guys can stand having so many buttons. I rock with a really standard mouse. Maybe I cant handle it cus I steer my mouse with my thumb mostly.

>>136087626
Because I wanna get the most out of my money. That's why I bought CSGO keys to trade for TF2 keys + some metal.
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>>136087603
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>>136047987
>tfw the only redeemable part of my loadout is the S. KS Rifle
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>>136087452
Posts like this make me feel better about being a man, and make me wanna be a faggot a bit less.
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>>136087893
There is literally nothing wrong with the robohats.
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>>136087890
You don't deal with good players, then.

Further reading: Airstrafing, aircrouching model issues
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>>136088205
Theres something wrong with that one tho.
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>>136067360
There's a reason I'm named Salt Pork

This is that reason
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post your face when you get some hoser using the huntsman on your team in a mm round
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>>136088263
It's better than the original hat which is barely visible on the pyro's head.
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>>136087603
This is the absolute worst piece of shit to ever be let into the game. It's a fact. Prove me wrong.
Protip: Fuck you.
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>>136088398
:s
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>>136088398
He sat there the entire game
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>>136088159
Why would you ever want to be soft, weak, inferior? Men are perfect.
There are good things about being female, sure, but it's not what it's chalked up to be. I feel like trannies fetishize women and only see the cute, vulnerable aspects instead of the bad that comes with it.
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>>136087603
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>>136088482
why do you hate me
>>136087452
this
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>>136088482
The pony hat is worse. The chin doesn't shit all over any of the other cosmetics.
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Does this spy look good
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>>136088829
yes if you use business pants instead of gold
no if not
>>
do i look good
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>>136088616
Because I really just want to be desirable and lusted after. You don't see that happening with men nearly as much as you do with women. I think that's sort of the appeal for crossdressing and junk for a lot of guys. They just wanna be seen as beautiful, and think they need to be feminine to get that.
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>>136088829
nope, the colors ruin it
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>want to play on community server
>have to wait until 3:30pm

Where do all the adults go to play?
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>>136088938
>>136089007
now the rose just looks weird
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>>136088718
The pony hat is at least limited to a few weeks a year. I feel like Halloween items get a pass from being considered bullshit and out of place.
>>
is it just me or are teams absolutely always unbalanced in match making? either you stomp or you get stomped.

even regular valve servers are more balanced than this
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>>136089241
I'd say you can keep the rose yellow without it looking weird, cus thats how yellow roses actually look..
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>>136088718
i dont think comparing items to the pony hat and being like "well the pony hat is worse therefore this other item isnt bad" is a fair thing because that fucking hat is a steaming pile of shit
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>>136089473
yes
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>>136071279
Did you know that if you predict and pre-fire, you can nial flare punches with the stock flamethrower and flare gun?

>>136081107
I like you, Anon. Except that if the Powerjack is nerfed, suddenly, there will be a shit-ton of 3rd Degree pyros running around

>>136076059
Just get the damn authenticator/Geel remake

>>136087010
what?

>>136087468
What I meant was that most any radiowave will fuck with the mouse. If you have a LAN party >implying irl friends and three people bring wireless mice, the signals are gonna be fucked up

>>136087892
I play DOTA 2 as well, and I've gotten to having my weapons bound to the 1-4 thumb keys. It's quite nice, tßh, just takes a bit to get used to.
>>
>>136088482
Fat chin is only limited to engi and not *that* apparent. The festive tree hat is all class and even uglier and in your face.
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>>136089310
Probably because people like to queue with their friends and no autobalance.

>>136088996
But men are desirable and are lusted after. It's not as much, since women tend to have higher standards than men plus a lower sex drive, but it's definitely there. Ugly chicks don't get that kind of attention (and most traps who take HRT end up as hideous "girls" and more miserable than before since their fantasies of being a petite qt3.14 have been shattered)

Put in the effort to look attractive and you WILL be swimming in pussy. You're a man, so try to see the good things about being a man, instead of wanting to live your life as an attention whore.
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>>136034795
>make the normies upset
got it
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comp mm is full of pubstar soldier mains that don't know how to protect the medic. they just rush in alone and die

post yfw >soldier mains
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>>136089934
>sand king

for what pvrpose?
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>>136089818
We need to kill the monstrosity before something really bad happens. And it is pretty apparent.
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>>136088398
FaN scouts are more common, and in a way more infuriating since they're so close to being effective.
>>
>>136090442
this, cuntsman I can deal with, but having a scunt blast me from mid back to choke with one meatshot is infuriating. Especially when they are hopped up on Critacola. That shit just isn't cool
>>
>>136088398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA2pTrmzfA4
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>>136034795

falco best
>>
wheres gasol
>>
wheres the caveman
>>
>>136090068
he's got a certain mature charm to his personality that I like
>>
where am i
>>
i like my tf2gfu
>>
>>136091449
>>136091381
>>136091125
>>136091096
those are the worst types of posts on all of 4chan
>>
>>136091658
my tf2gfu is the BEST
>>
>>136091204
>You were expecting... Sandy Claws?
>mature

Yeah I get it, Dazze is still best hero though, ya just can't beat the Weave/Shadow Wave combo in a team fight
>>
>Mfw i was hoping they would fix the arms in viewmodels for mm
>mfw they just restricted arm fov to 75
>>
>>136091939
look at those hands
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>>136091939
Valve what? Why the fuck would they do such a thing?
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post rocket mans
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*sleeps*
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>>136089030
Find a good server group that isnt dead and isnt shit, ive played on the same server for 5+ years with adults and sane poeple.
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>>136092132
U.S.A.
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>>136092084
they think its a good move to restrict as much visual customization as possible for matchmaking
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>>136092301
the kringle collection is really ugly
dont use it
thanks
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>>136092132
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>>136092301
correction: I have a Vintage Escape Plan now, and replaced the Panic Attack with a S. KS Shotgun and the Blue Mew with S. stock rocket lawn chair

Yes, I'm a strange whore
>>
i just got kicked off a hightower pub for running at people with the three rune and screaming

it was fun, someone called me autistic and told me to get cancer
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>>136092132
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>>136092132

>>136092561
screaming at people while running at them is fun, they get pretty scared
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>>136092132
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>>136092415
shit taste/10

What would you have me use instead? the Antarctic Parka?

>>136092561
You're doing it right
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>>136092743
>What would you have me use instead? the Antarctic Parka?
Of course, it's the best cosmetic in the game.
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>TFW your team doesn't know how to take down a sentry
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>>136092660
cute soldier best soldier
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>>136047987
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>>136047987
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>>136093147
Voice(me): Thanks!
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>>136092132
spook specs
cuban beard
dead of night
original
conch
escape plan
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>>136093441
You know you're supposed to take a screenshot, right?
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>>136092132
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>>136093656
good taste my man
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>>136093656
naic
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>>136093656
I'm jelly desu
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>>136093563
but i don't even have dead of night and original.
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>>136093656
10/10 loadout
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>>136094034
That's why loadout.tf exists.
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>>136094129
whatsnext.loadout.tf

ftfy
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eu pub yes no ?
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>>136094129
i think pretty much everyone here doesnt need screenshot to imagine how does it's look
it's just like it >>136093656 but with beard instead of mustache
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>>136094228
post
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>>136093656
holy shit this looks so fucking good
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>>136093656
can i steal your look
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>mfw i hit the best market Gardner of my life after a quadruple rocket jump with ramp surf
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>>136094408
>>136094408
>>136094228
>>136094228

146.66.158.168:27038
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>>136093441
>>136094385
you're a massive faggot
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Retard, here. So basically
>tomislav
>less DPS than stock;but more accurate
>"b-but silent killer"
>flanking as a heavy
>brass beast
>50% slower spinup time
>which can be easily compensated
>60% slower movement speed
>but 20% more (insignificant) damage per bullet; unless in dick range/übercharged
am i missing something here or tomislav is shit
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>>136095340
For most primary weapons, except in weird cases like the medic's kritzkrieg/quick fix, stock will be the superior choice in just about every situation.
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>>136095340
No, it really can't easily be compensated for.
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>>136094553
Sure, and the pub medic attention grabber.

Hardly ever works.
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>>136095340
TF2 isn't played in a vacuum and Heavy vs Heavy is never at point-blank.
The increased accuracy gives the Tomislav more damage the further the enemy is compared to the other Miniguns.
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is the caber viable again
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>>136095146
what is that supposed to mean
>>
I'm off to go fail at Spy. Wish me luck tf2g
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>>136096321
that you're a lazy ass faggot

What did you think it meant?
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>>136094690
>mfw demoman can market garden
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>>136096587
see
>>136096206
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>>136096206
If they took off the ridiculous swap-to speed penalty, it would be. But they haven't, so Scotsman's Skullcutter is currently a better weapon with longer range.
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>>136096657
lmao it doesn't even kill a scout
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>>136096206
not yet, it's still shit, but it's slightly less shit htan it was before. This video explains why perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQGTUY7ruvo
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>>136071514
let's do this motherfucker
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>>136096739
Literally why wouldn't you use skullcutter anyway. It's the best demo melee to pair with stickies.
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What items go with the breather bag, i crafted it and i actually really like it
>>
am skrub

what maps should i have downloaded to play 6s and highlander
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>>136095340
Tomislav lets you react faster to scouts and divebombs, where things move very quickly and the faster spinup sometimes makes a difference.
And no, brass beast spinup cannot be easily compensated for, either you're crawling at glacier pace or hundreds of points of damage behind the enemy by the time you start firing.
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>>136096587
Yeah, but shit eating soldier grin doesn't bring the kind of pictures i had in mind.
i really need to get the hang of airstrike+gunboats rocket jumping
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>>136097262
product, sunshine
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>>136096989
Because they slapped a swap speed penalty on that too, which combined with the reduced speed while out is enough to make it a sidegrade to the Bottle in the eyes of most comp players.

Before Tough Break you were right, there was basically no reason to not use it, but now it's more balanced because its downsides mean you can get more fucked by an Ubersaw Medic while trying to pull out your melee or run away.

If they take the swap speed penalty off Caber, it'll be better than Skullcutter for the specific purpose of finishing off one low health enemy per life, quickly.

>>136097262
koth_product
badwater pro
granary pro
warmfront (low priority)
probably ashville, coalplant, and metalworks depending on where you live
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>>136097262
>>136097620
Product, motherfuckers. Product.
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>>136098301
MUSCLE
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The name product confused me for so long, I think I might be retarded guys.
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>>136097175
Breakneck Baggies, Special eyes

you like the Division, right?
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>>136098301
Corners > Product
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Buy my thing on the market, please.
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>>136095340
I'm still this anon. Come to think of it
>damage increase in machineguns
>which is literally 1 - 4 damage increase (at best) in most situations
>spinup time
>situational; yet can make a difference (if you are caught unaware)
>movement speed: not really a big deal... unless you are dealing with a shitter
>accuracy increase seems to be a placebo/minimal (like 1 ~3 more chances to hit a bullet from a distance)
With that said
>Natascha
>damage penalty; yet a chance to inflict a (placebo-tier?) slow debuff
>20% damage resistance;while dealing 25% damage
Considering all that, and the fact that a direct hit from a soldier's rocket/demoman's nade/everything else deals 65'ish damage and the damage/bullet from machineguns is pretty shitty (20 at best) ... natascha is the best weapon for heavy overall.
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>>136098827
id?
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>>136099583
You trollin?
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>>136099583
>placebo tier slow
that shit is suffering to get hit by
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>>136099583
>Natascha
>Placebo
It ain't no joke to get hit by natascha, son. Stop crunching numbers and try them out for yourself.
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Yo what's up, /tf2g/?

I'm bored as fuck and wanna practice my Scout impersonation. Gimme something to say.
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http://strawpoll.me/7155924
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>>136099583
>Natascha
>placebo slow

<20 hrs detected
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>>136099959
suck my ass
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>>136099959
He was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious
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>>136099959
I'm a death machine
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>>136099959
it's a pile of donkey dicks
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>>136100169
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/de/Scout_taunt_nun_63.wav?t=20140620234755
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>>136099959
who do you think you are i am?
>>
What the fuck? Can someone please explain why a S. KS Quick fix is suddenly 7 USD?
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>>136100868
matchmaking
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>>136100868
ez for meds in public comp
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>>136100868
Oh. They were only like a dollar a while back, too.
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>>136100074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ElbskQkoUn

>>136100132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1waNsm6t76o

>>136100169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xspy8eQhYd

>>136100416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jDon2Q8yWj
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>>136092132
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plz?
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>>136101331
replace "new" with "balanced" and ill sign your petition
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>>136101331
We don't need new weapons.
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>>136100169
http://picosong.com/AzVV/

>>136100289
http://picosong.com/AzVm/

>>136100132
http://picosong.com/AzVJ/

I had trouble with this one for some reason, so I just tried ranting in character.

>>136101243
Goes without saying, but this aint me.
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>>136101134
>tfw I bought mine at 3.26 USD
>mfw
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what's up with all these shitty posts?
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>>136034448
>finally realized lag issues was from new router and not port fowarding
>now a KILL machine

BOY
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>>136101769
> Dawn hat
> Kanto badges
WHYYYYYYYY????
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>>136101753
match making brought /v/
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>>136101879
to trigger /vp/
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>>136099959
You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
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>>136101879
hownew.ru
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>>136099959
>so close to quints
"I'm a man! Just like you- only I don't look like a faggot and speak all educated."
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>>136092132
R8 my cowboy preacher
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>>136101448
plz?
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Wait why ?
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>>136102387
Why not?
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>>136077460
>Sheen: Meme Green
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>>136102158
looks like my grandfather. Would copy/10

r8 my cowboy nigger
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>>136101694
holy shit dude i love it
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>>136102585
basicallymine/10
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buy my Festive FT Blue Mew rocket launcher pls

I really want the S. KS. Carbonado botkiller, but lack $2 USD
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>>136102387
I had the luck of owning a strange one before the update, so I ain't complaining any

I have the same luck with my strange all-father, and I'm just hoping more classic cosmetics get put on the multi-class list
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>>136101694
holy shit this is great
you are great
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>>136102936
Are you shitting me I was selling that one last night
Even with soome bullshit parts for free on it
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>>136101694
skipped >>136100074
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>>136101694
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>>136101694
10 out of fucking 10 dude
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it's been a while are the squids gone ?
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>>136101694
someone sfm this shit
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>>136103439
See the top of the thread.
>>
wow the bone dome has 2 styles now i had no idea
>>
now that omphud is dead, which hud should i be using for the matchmaking stuff in the main menu?
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>>136078652
but dotsy was banned from /vg/

or so he said
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>>136101937
This one was really hard to do, for some reason and I'm still unhappy with the final take, but I'm just tired of saying it.

http://picosong.com/AzjJ/

>>136102104
http://picosong.com/Azjb/

>>136100074
>>136103293
Didn't want to scream that at the top of my lungs because neighbors.

I got over it though.

http://picosong.com/AzjH/

Thanks for all the compliments, guys, and the practice.

Throat is starting to get soar from some of the screaming takes though. I might do a couple more, but I don't know. I will come back occasionally, though. Always pop by here to bitch about our favorite game to bitch about.
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>>136104221
For the time being minimum stock hud is best for MM.
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>>136104396
>>
>ignore awkward, embarrassing steam friend until they just remove you from their friends list

fuck yes, now i dont have to feel bad
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>>136104778
>tfw some annoying guy keeps messaging me
>at one point just message him "holy fucking shit dude" after one of his rants that I never respond to
>silently just removed me last week

Thank FUCKING god iktf, it's such a good feel
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>>136104396
something about scout saying "faggot" is glorious
>>
>TFW I'm probably that annoying guy
Maybe I should just stop trying to make friends.
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>>136102158
Having a blessed Monday?
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>>136105534
you're probably also that one guy who thinks too harshly of himself
youre a good duder, duder, dont force yourself to not feel good
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>mfw all the idiots out there I used to profit off are too stupid to use the authenticator or straight up lose their phones

this kills the trader
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>>136105160
>>136104778
I've had to remove people from /vg/ who got annoying like three times and every time they whine about it in the general. Take a hint.
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>>136105820
>TFW too little capital to start seriously trading
I've got about $10 in shit to sell on the SCM and that's it.
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>>136105820
>mfw some kid gave me 4 skins for a nutcracker flamethrower
>mfw he didnt cancel it after 15 fucking days
>mfw
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>>136105534
no, it's good to be outgoing. that can be a positive trait.

it's different when i'm greeted with *nudges from behind* straight outta nowhere. i dont wanna rp with anyone, let alone someone who i need to question the sanity of.

he literally sickened me, and that's not something i say everyday
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>>136105535
we are ALL monday on this blessed day
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>>136105975
shit son, start playing the economy game. ol' buy low sell high does wonders

anyone know where to check for items that are getting updated models tho? some guy here was hoarding Dead of Nights since februrary
>>
>>136106532
I'm not very good at managing money. I've just been making spec ks kits. Current batch only ran me like 2 keys and some change, so I think I'm doing good. I'm doing good, right?
>>
>>136105534
You shouldn't just dump your problems onto some guy who just met you. Have some self control.
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>>136106710
I don't talk about my crippling self-loathing, anxiety, or my lack of skill with video games to hardly anyone, though.
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>>136106868
Not directly speaking to you then, just anyone who happens to do that and mysteriously has friends disappearing.
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>>136106703
You're making peanuts, son
Those cost like a key to make and sell slightly above a key
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>>136107084
>They cost a key to make
No they don't. They barely cost a dollar to make, and then you sell them for like $2. I'm just poor, okay.
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Post Tejano Machine-men
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>>136107771
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>>136107212
You'll join the big leagues eventually. Just remember it's all just pixels and moving money, other people's poor decisions are your profit.

stay the fuck away from unboxing as well
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>>136107771
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>>136107771
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>>136107771
Still trying to decide on these

I love B to bits but it really doesn't suit engie's character
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>>136108357
Left is definitely the best.
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>>136107771
Out of all my outfits, I'm most proud of this one.
>>
I really want goggless engi and maskless spy miscs.
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>>136108984
Engi without his goggles, maybe, but no maskless spy please. Spy's mask is as much a part of his character as pyro's suit and Soldier covering his eyes.
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>>136107771
>>
id love a less fat heavy

or a less gay medic
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>>136109107
>as much a part of his character as pyro's suit and Soldier covering his eyes.

Except almost every hat lets you see soldier's eyes.
>>
>>136109370
And most of those hats are absolute garbage for that very reason.
>>
I havnt played the game since a few months after mannconomy hit. I ended up selling most of my hats right before I quit. If im wanting to buy some hats is it still best to just buy keys and wait out the wait period? If so, does it matter which keys you buy?
>>
>>136109169
you seem to like some anime girl but i dont know of what show
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>>136107771
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>>136109453
Yes. Basic key is always the best key.

>>136109490
Keion. Ritsu is the best girl, Max just has shit taste.
>>
>>136109490
those are just generic cartoon girls
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>>136109451
You're autistic.
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>>136109612
Ritsu is cute and all but Moog is definitely best. She's the best at everything and she's got cute eyebrows.
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It seems like this site attracts two completely different kinds of anti social people: the callous ones who don't give a shit about about relationships and will just play vidya with you while cracking jokes, and the super emotionally fragile and insecure faggots who are probably closeted homos and will dump their baggage on you at any given moment.

/vg/ seems to attract a lot of the latter.
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>>136109905
I fucking LOVE thick 2D eyebrows. Perfect indicator of best girl.
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>>136110225
I'm sort of a mix of both. I don't care that I'll probably be alone forever, I probably deserve it for being a terrible person.
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>>136110241
>>136109905
>>136109641
>TF2
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>>136110241
You know it
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>>136110225
>It seems like this site attracts two completely different kinds of anti social people: the callous ones who don't give a shit about about relationships and will just play vidya with you while cracking jokes, and the super emotionally fragile and insecure faggots who are probably closeted homos and will dump their baggage on you at any given moment.

Jesus, this is too fucking true.

>Have some friends from here and /v/
>They send me a link or something
>"FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SPERG, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT."
>"L o L :^)"
>Make fun of each other constantly, cracking tons of jokes

>Other friends from here
>Don't talk to me for a month after I call them a retard or something
>Get upset and bitchy if I mention another friend
>They're also fucking gay, literally
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>>136107771
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>>136110241
You know,it's really weird seeing the eyebrows not go over the hair.
It's like a staple of anime.
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I dont understand the point of valve putting actual items in any of their ingame shops. In both dota and tf2 the market prices are always like 5-10% of the shop price
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>>136110657
did you need to quote my entire post
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>>136110493
>>136110393
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Anyone escapism here?
>tfw this shitty game has been my escape from my shitty life for 8 years
>>
>>136111036
>undertale
maybe its time you finally end it
>>
sirup boy
>>
>>136111172
Which way should I go out?
>>
>>136071447
I actually am an engineer now.
Feels weird.
I'm not gonna play that cancer class though.
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>>136110657
stop adding fags
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>>136111338
go out with me
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>>136110493
wtf where's her nose
>>
>>136111548
I hope you're not a chick because I'm gay
>>
Holy shit when I quit I sold my earbuds for over $80 in steam bux. What the fuck happened to their value?
>>
>>136111742
lots of people had earbuds
lots of people wanted to make money off of said earbuds
market lets you sell them > people try and get as much money as possible out of it > undercut after undercut until the price crashes
>>
>>136110757
start inspecting new players, you would be amazed how many (untradeable for one week) unique weapons you find
>>
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>>136112256
please rate favorite and subscripe
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>>136103138
What? The bot killer, or the kitten kaboomer?
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>>136091939
>>136092084
just don't use viewmodels
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>>136112256
me
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>>136112256
i can
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>>136107771
Yeehaw
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>>136112256
sol plays sniper servers literally all day everyday but i can STILL counter snipe him
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>>136113546
what do you want from a guy with 1inch/360
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>>136113641
how does he have that when he has a half inch resolution?
>>
Just got one more invite if anyone needs one.
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>Going on vacation during spring break
>Wearing my Mann Co. T-Shirt because I needed one that could get damaged, dirty, etc
>Go into gas station store to buy some snacks for everyone
>Some creepy looking old fucker knocks on the car's window after I get back in
>They Roll it down
>Asks my groups what the shirts means
>No one knows
>They look at me
>"It's from a video game."
>He starts talking about how it was so "confusing" before telling us to have a nice day and waddling off
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>>136112256
Let's be honest lads and laddettes. Who here can NOT countersnipe sol?
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>>136114429
did you have a nice day?
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>>136114360
http://steamcommunity.com/id/LA_LI_LU_LE_LO/

Please.
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>>136114602
Me maybe
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im epic..............man they said i was pepic but im a nepic ass bitch............................. im epic bitch................... im fuckin eric bitch.....................thats me..................epic................................epic for my eyes.....................................epic in the skies.......................if u are not epic u will DIE..................
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>>136114429
reported
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>>136114614
No. 11 hour car ride.
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>>136114684
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>>136114630
I dunno that artwork showcase kinda turned me off from doing it.
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>>136114898
Problem?
>>
>>136114630
>he uses MY steam background
you better change it before I find your ass
>>
>>136114826
where'd you go?
>>
tfw have the best steam background in the world and no one else uses it and it's only like 4 cents
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>>136115058
Skiing.
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>>136115141
sounds """""""""cool""""""""" :^)
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>>136115264
>>136115264
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>>136115105
>not having a steam background that matches your steam skin
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>>136115329
ow my eyes, that looks pretty bad
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>>136114360
how the fuck do I get more invites, got my own pass 2 days ago and I did not generate any gift passes yet, I just want to play MM with my buddy again
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>>136109169
>Kills: 0
c'mon max step it up
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>>136115105
great feel
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>finally crafted a professional killstreak kit
Hell yeah!
>Force-A-Nature
>killstreaker: incinerator
>sheen: deadly dafodil

How much worth?
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>>136116131
dunno, but deadly daffodil is pretty popular with aussie weapons, so you'll surely get a buy.

just dont make it that much more expensive than the others, if at all.
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>>136116131
>>136116364
only $12 eh? That's a letdown haha.
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>>136116958
Not really, but I guess you didn't exactly strike gold.

I was happy I got a AWPer Hand Sp. Kit. It's about $7 and I only used $4 to get it. I'm really only trying to get an Aussie, so I don't mind if I make a low profit, as long as I make enough to keep buying tickets.
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http://strawpoll.me/7157630
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