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Jerry Edition

Previous timeline: >>135998364


Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon

-Straw Poll
>http://www.strawpoll.me/7121168/r
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FUCK JERrY
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GOAT

FUCK YOU JERRY
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Fucking Jerry.

POSTING SKELS
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>>136027395
>>136027418
stay mad
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>>136027328
sigh
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comfy goat siblings
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Let the pedoposting begin, I guess.
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sans
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FUCK YOU! We were so close to being free!
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I was actually gonna make the thread this time
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Time for a horrible comfy thread.
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Goddamnit Jerry, we were supposed to have a Gaster thread
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>gasterfags got cucked
LMAO
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>>136027328
Each and every one of you Anons is uniquely wonderful in some way, I hope we all have an excellent thread together!
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Good night, /utg/~!
I hope you all had an amazing day today, and did your best to make the most of it! Have a wonderful day tomorrow!
I love you all!
>>136026664
Part 7 > 6 > 4 > 5 = 1 > 2 > 3 but I completely understand why four is a common favorite.
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>>136027542
SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE 800 POSTS
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>>136013586
Last one for today.
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>Jerry
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>>136027418
are we posting goat frisk?
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>>136027480
FUCK YOU
>>136027542
AND FUCK YOU FOR NOT BEING FAST ENOUGH
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>>136027542
It's ok anon, I still love you
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How to delete thread?
Gotta delete Gaster before mods find out
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If you already have pets, you have no reason not to at least try touching their genitals just to see how you and your pet like it
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>>136027631
>part 6 that high
Nice, I get why some people don't like it but it has my favorite protag and I really liked the supporting cast even if things got weird near the end


>>136027780
You can't anymore, just let it die naturally you won't get banned or anything.
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>>136027683
That's pretty good. Thanks.
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This game has several hours of content.
And yet months later it's still one of the more popular threads on /vg/.
What do you guys even talk about? How has every possibility not been covered yet?
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>>136027683
Marvelous. Thank you for blessing us with your presence once again.
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>>136027683
you're too good to us petite
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>>136027508
ok
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>>136027613
I love you too charaposter!
You really make my day better, I just wanted to let you know that.
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>>136027694
perfect
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>>136027780
Check the box in the OP, press the delete button at the very bottom of the page

I think you can still do it, just not if anyone posts in it
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>>136027683
how sweet
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>>136027874
S T O P
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi2FOXsCIpY
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>>136028032
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KICxoMzm5o
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>>136027954
Nah, already tried like 4 times, doesn't work
Oh well, next timeline maybe
For now, lets post void, in honor of the cucked thread
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angstrom

where the stream at
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>>136027919
I'm not the same Charafriend, but I'm very happy that I made someone else feel better! I always strive to try and make these threads enjoyable.
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>>136028110
why are you doing this? just boop his snoot man
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>>136027874
>>136028110
Jesus man, I work in a school
Are you trying to get me fired?
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>>136028153
Thanks for posting void thread even if got deleted, just like Gaster.
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>>136027694
Sure.
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I think I have appendicitis.
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>>136028110
GOTE IS NOT LEWD REEEEEEEE
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taking stupid quick requests
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>>136028353
Scout Flowey
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>>136028285
It was strangely appropiate
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>>136028353
big edgegoat butt
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>>136028298
Go to a doctor immediately Anon, that can be very serious!
If you can't get to a vehicle yourself, call a close friend or family member to drive you.
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>>136028353
sans telling asriel to stop being a little bitch
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>>136028353
Chara eating Asriel whole with realistic digestion and scat
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>>136028353
Cute butt
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For those that missed it, the short battle fanfic "Undyne vs sans" is done!

http://pastebin.com/cJ4R0rJv

I've got a long day at work tomorrow, along with the rest of the week. What I'm trying to say is, since I won't have enough time to finish Part 3 of my main fanfic...

I'm making a new short battle fanfic poll! Let's do this shit.

http://strawpoll.me/7150465
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>>136028353
Asriel being protective of anon
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>>136028157
Showtime in like 5 minutes, my dude

We're gonna finish some stuff from yesterday, Do a couple things I got asked for last night, and then maybe some SUPER SECRET STUFF...

picarto.tv/AngstromArt
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>>136028332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu929OGZwcw
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>>136028353
sans flying a goat 18 wheeler into the sun while eating a burger and singing stairway to heaven
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>>136028494
Heck yeah I'm already hyped
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>>136028494
please tell me she's sitting on a dick
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>>136028587
That sounds fucking awesome
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>>136028473
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>>136027874
i get triggered as fuck when people mess with babygote
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>>136028268
The fuck you browsing 4chan at a school?
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>>136027508
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>>136028431
I can't afford doctor. I will wait until tomorrow. I hope I don't die...

If I die, I will never get to play Undertale again, I'll never see Asriel again...
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>>136028428
>>136028460
lol i cant draw butt
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>>136029182
wut
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>>136029182
hot
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>>136029154
Lucky.
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>>136029182
If I wanted to I could probably fap to it

keep at it and draw lots of big goat butts until you have mastered them

lord knows there isn't enough edgegoat booty
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I want shotagoat to eat me!
I want to melt away in his tummy!
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What did I miss in the last 16 hours, /utg/?
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>>136028804
Thanks frick
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>*The heroine appears.
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>>136028394
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>>136027874
>>136029083
>>136028110
why and how do people get off to this

they practically dont even have genitals yet
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>>136028153
void!
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>>136029486
Toby said he was taking a break from Undertale after the artbook comes out, and was gonna surprise us sometime with the alarm clock and whatever the other thing was

other than that, there was a lot of comfyposting
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>>136028469
Gotta mention, poll closes in like 30 minutes, because I've gotta go to sleep on time this time around. Throw me a bone /utg/. Help me help you. I'm having lots of fun with the fics.

You have any other ideas as to what to write, feel free to let me know! I'd love it.
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Friendly reminder that Chara is a war criminal and even if she had survived should have been executed
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Can I post that fat Undyne and fat Mettaton image?
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>>136029615
>Even Asgore makes his wife thicc
good taste goat dad
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Attempting to reclaim thread with comfy/cute
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>>136029486
Toby saying he was pretty done with UT, and that we should look forward to a clock or something.
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i love this goat!
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>>136029826
Not sure what you're attempting to claim it from but sure why not
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>>136029841
Source, or is this a new spicy meme I missed
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>>136029795
Post whatever want just keep it good
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>>136029741
>sans vs Omega Flowey
who would win if you wrote this?

I've always wondered how the UT/US/UF skelebros would fight each other
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>>136029826
>posting gotes

You're doing it wrong.
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>>136029939
I love (you)
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>>136029973
I don't have the pic, but someone else will probably post it. It was posted on the kickstarter page, from what I hear.
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Dingaling > Toby
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>>136029973
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>>136028448
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>>136029951
NEEDS
MORE
BABY
GHOSTS
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>>136029951
Claim it away from
>>136027874
>>136028110
This shit
>>136030108
Post whatever comfy to get away from that. Goat, void, skeleton, whatever
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>>136030071
I would assume Omega Flowey, otherwise it would be your typical sansfic drivel that you see everywhere else in the fandom.
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>>136030229
Oh I see, well take a tea party to help comfy it up
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so anyway i had a dream about sans

basically i wandered into a graveyard and there was a delicious looking burger and fries sitting on top of a tombstone, with plenty of ketchup, and a cup of soda

I suddenly felt like i was being watched, and I looked up, and i could see Sans about 30 feet away from me glaring at me, half his body covered up by another tombstone

I look down at the burger and fries, and the plate is empty, practically licked clean.

I look up.

There he is. Sans, right in front of me, sipping on the soda

"nothing personal kid" he says.

I blink and he's gone.

I woke up hungry as fuck :/
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>>136030198
fuckin excellent. thanks frick
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>>136029826
Comfy couch sitting?
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>>136030071
>who would win if you wrote this?
That's a VERY good question. I don't know, I'll wing it, see what happens. I'll make a separate simply to answer that question.

>I've always wondered how the UT/US/UF skelebros would fight
Fuck yeah, I would love that, although I would need to read more fanfics in order to get to know those AU's more. If anyone can suggest any to read so I can get a better idea of US/UF, post em.
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>>136030162
Actually, I'm very ok with this. I'll be waiting patiently.
>>136030451
>>136030342
YES
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>>136030162
/utg/ is kill, then
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>>136029614
>they practically dont even have genitals yet
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>>136030451
>that stylish red sofa
>used by Toriel, Napstablook(kinda), Mettaton, and Asriel

red sofa is killing it out there, the others don't even stand a chance
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>>136030162
And so the wait begins....
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>>136030550
so good
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>>136030453
This one has Papyrus fighting Underfell Papyrus in it. It's pretty good.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5291093/chapters/12267059
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goats and humans
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>>136030636
Orangeish Sofa has Frisk, Gaster and Asgore though, Its the sofa I would choose.
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>>136030453
Alright /utg/, separate poll, because people debate who would win in battle a lot. So, who would win? sans or OF? Make that call!

http://strawpoll.me/7150568
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>>136030518
Pretty much, yeah. If the clock wasn't ticking down before, it certainly is now.

Some anons have already bailed, it seems.
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>>136030765
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>>136030803
OF can reset
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>we finally got confirmed new content
>people are freaking out and ditching
You fucks are retarded
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Dating app but for hugging only when?
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>>136030795
I would probably trade Mettaton or Toriel for Asgore

he's the powerhouse pick here, unrivaled couch cuddling ability
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>>136030713
Oh my, I read this one. I loved it. It's the only UF fanfic I could tolerate so far.
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>>136030803
OF. One or two save/loads and sans is toast. Plus the human souls won't help him.
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>>136030803
There isn't really a debate to be had here.
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>>136030513
>I'll be waiting patiently

...for what?
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>>136031076
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdSL3IdUAAAv47W.jpg:orig
please use :orig or :large at the end of twitter links so you get the full size
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>>136030071
>sans vs omega flowey

the only reason frisk beat flowey was because the human souls he possessed rebelled against him since they didnt want to hurt a fellow babby human

they wouldn't have given a shit with sans and flowey would have worn him out pretty fast

but then again sans is smart as fuck and flowey has proven to be pretty short sighted so i wouldn't rule out sans finding some way to out-think him
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>>136031249
>>136030162
>And then, in the future, I'll revisit this world, and they'll suddenly surface out of nowhere...
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>>136031251
2
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>>136031176
Looks like the poll says otherwise.

I always find it strange how every single time OF vs sans gets brought up, the debate goes on longer than it should. I just have to know what /utg/ officially thinks. It will definitely have an impact on future UT fanfics.
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So we're okay with sans in canon still being a loving brother to younger papyrus, right

that doesn't contradict too much with his character in the game
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>>136031403
FRICK YOU MAGNIFICENT MAN
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>>136031007
If we can only pick 4 then I choose
Frisk= canonically gives the best hugs in the world and is just a cool dude
Asgore = Best cuddlier + husbando, no brainer tbqh
Papyrus = best skelly would be a blast to watch movies or play games with
Last choice is the hardest but Napstablook would probably be my choice
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>>136030950
Wait what
When?
What new content?
Toby finally stopped being a hack?
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>>136031374
It's not really a matter of intelligence, that didn't really save him against an 8 year old with a knife.
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>>136031397
3 (last one)
someone handmade these doll.
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>>136031492
you are literally me lets hook up
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>>136030803
Though they both cheat, OF can keep going on indefinitely as long as the human souls don't turn against him, and that was only because Frisk called out to them. Sans has limited stamina and would get tired of dodging his attacks incredibly fast.
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>>136031550

http://imgur.com/xhv7GMT
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>>136030950
where and when?
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>>136031550
>>136031664
see >>136030162
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>>136030803
>people think sans wouldn't immediately one-shot omega flowey
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>136031661
>i was working on the comic
>then i decided now wasn't the best time to do it
>maybe later lmao

NOPE. STILL A HACK
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>>136030453
the AUs aren't really that hard to understand
underswap: papyrus has the personality undertale sans and sans has the personality undertale papyrus

underfell: basically evil versions of the bone bros

I guess he US & UF versions should have slightly different attacks than their undertale counterparts. I've seen korean fan art of giving UF sans a gaster blaster gun thing attached to his left arm
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>>136031748
sans does 1 damage
cactus god has a lot of defense but it doesnt really matter when frisk has a shit ton either because he just does 1 damage.

cactus god has a shit ton of health though.
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>>136031748
>people think OF wouldn't keep loading and killing sans
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Dunno if this has been shared yet. Just found it today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukKB3soKq68
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>>136031758
Post Robot
Dresses encouraged
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>>136031392
hehe
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>>136031748
Some people just can't accept the facts.
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>>136031947
pic related
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>>136031794

I'm still glad he wants to take a break. I've had Undertale on the mind since it came out on Steam and I can't imagine being everything Undertale for 3 years. Like, holy shit.
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>>136030765
>>136030940
Reminder to purge race traitors and report all interspecies activities to authorities!
KEEP HUMANITY HUMAN!
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>>136031492
Out of all of them, let me see...

Asgore is a definite. Asriel too. Dadgoat + littlegoat on the same couch would seriously boost comfy levels. Undyne too, if we're watching a movie or something. I can't help but imagine watching stuff with Undyne would be hilarious.

This couch could already be called perfect, but I'm gonna pick Frisk lastly. I feel bad leaving out Napstablook, but Frisk would just complete that couch. That there's a good audience.
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>>136031986
MUSICAL ANON ARE YOU OK
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>>136031951
Like 30 times.
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>>136031575
but flowey doesn't seem to have the ruthless determination that frisk/chara has, and if he lost a few times he might give up

if sans could pull off any kind of victory, even if it was just sapping the enjoyment out of the fight, flowey could potentially fuck off

it's what sans tries on you, actually, but he doesn't count on you being a REAL PIECE OF SHIT
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>>136031748
Seeing the void...

Last poll, since it's almost midnight. Void related. If the short battle fanfic is going to be void vs pun skeleton, how should I portray void skeleton?

http://strawpoll.me/7150644
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i love the goat!
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>>136031986
p3n0r
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>tfw you can't lucid dream
>ywn dream of sans impregnating you
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for all the goat lovers out there
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>>136032239
he's not real
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Any good recent remix?
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>>136032296
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>>136032314
I laughed harder than I should have
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>>136032167
Are you forgetting about sans' 1 hp and low stamina? Besides, Omega Flowey's determination overrides Frisk's, or are you forgetting that as well?
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>>136032296
I can't lucid dream or have undertale dreams at all apparently :(
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>>136032136
Good taste
>>136031607
Thank you, its nice to meet someone else with such great taste
>>136032296
good
>>136032563
>sansfags having played the game
I like Sans but OF would just destroy him in a real fight
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>>136031473
i try

>>136032121
fuk u char
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>>136032581
It's a sad night for both of us then.
Oh well, good night /utg/
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Aaand the winner is...

Void vs pun skeleton!

Now choose whether void is evil or not!
>>136032179
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>>136032296
well you still could have a dream of it
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>>136032675
boil
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>>136032732
Void should just be void. sans doesn't know why he's attacking him and doesn't wanna fight back but void-dad is awesome.
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>>136032581
I don't even dream at all bro
Feels bad
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>>136031403
I'm impressed by this and I'm not sure exactly why
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>>136030837
that's a depressing feeling.
I'm going to stay as long as the wonderful contentfags keep producing stuff. Hell I'm learning how to draw because you fine folks inspired me.
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>>136032675
A-anon don't do this to me

also, for the drawfags here, we need an Asgore or Gaster version of pic related
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>>136032137
>>136032291
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>>136030162
HACK
HACK
>HACK
HACK
A
C
K
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>>136032937
aaaand now im sad
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>>136032179
Void has all the knowledge and is just doing what he knows he has to but doesn't particularly enjoy it but he's the only one who can stop it.

something like that.
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>>136032581
have you tried writing down what you dreamt about right after you wake?
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>>136030162
>I think that would be the most fun for everyone
FUCK YOU TOBY NO IT FUCKING WOULDNN'T JUST GIVE ME HARD MODE YOU FUCK
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>>136033142
nope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfGXVxXALa0

Muffet is Gaster

C O N F I R M E D
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>>136027694
Yes, post more goat frisk.
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>>136032395
i still love him!
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>>136032662
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>>136032581
>Just want to dream about cuddling the edgegoat
>Try and try for months
>Nothing
>Out of the blue have an incredibly lewd dream about Asgore
>Become half dadfag

Don't do lucid dreams, kids
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Once again, I'm in trouble with my only friend
She is papering the window panes
She is putting on a smile
Living in a glass house

Once again, packed like frozen food and battery hens
Think of all the starving millions
Don't talk politics and don't throw stones
Your royal highnesses

Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat
Well of course I'd like to stay and chew the fat
Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat
But someone's listening in.

Once again, we are hungry for a lynching
That's a strange mistake to make
You should turn the other cheek
Living in a glass house

Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat
Well of course I'd like to stay and chew the fat
Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat
If only, only, only
If only, only, only
If only, only, only
If only, only, only...

But someone's listening in...
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>>136032179
I can't see Gaster as evil or good, take your time and figure out a good scenario for why an eccentric but scientific mind would fight a lazy person

and not because they're lazy
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>>136033363
>an incredibly lewd dream about Asgore
green text it you fuck
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>>136033301
If Toby trolled everyone that masterfully, I wouldn't even be mad, just impressed
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>>136032563
Are you forgetting sans sweet ass reality warping dodges? but yeah anon I guess OF's determination was greater than frisks, and flowey was just too cocky and his toying turned against him

OR WAS IT? MAYBE FRISK WAS MORE DETERMINED ALL ALONG

but anyway, sans would probably just get his shit fucked up by OF, but i still think there's a slim chance he could pull some bullshit off to come out on top. kind of like a AU of an AU kind of thing.

but who cares about that? there's much more interesting matches

what about omega flowey vs papyrus?

what about omega flowey vs wingdings?
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>>136033305


>>136033363
>have been having regular lewd asriel dreams for the past 3 months
>starting to affect waking life

dreams are sin
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>>136033348
>tfw you'll never have a friend like Chara
>or be someone's friend like Chara
>or be Chara's friends
pretty shit honestly
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>>136033306
aww okay ill let it slide then, only cuz you're cute though
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>>136033067
yeah
I did that for months
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Does Mettaton remind anyone else of David Bowie?
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>>136033052
Sorry bro.
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>>136033601
why would you ever want to be friends with a psychotic murderer?
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Alright, ya hoosiers, it's been a wild ride, but I'm getting off. I had a lot of fun with you guys over the past few months and wouldn't trade it for anything. Thanks to all you contentfags for supplying us with some great fanart and fanfiction, and thanks to the rest of you who hung out here and kept this place alive. Take it easy, guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjQuZCTLAv4
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>>136033475
His reality warping dodges would get him nowhere in a bullet hell style environment.

Papyrus would lose because he doesn't actually want to hurt anyone, that's just a cruel matchup.

Gaster is up in the air because we don't know what the fuck he's capable of.
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>>136033601
>wanting to be friends with someone who doesn't actually give a shit about you and just uses you to achieve their half thought out revenge
Come on anon you deserve better
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>>136033601
>become friends with Chara
>she emotionally and physically manipulates you to do her bidding
>eventually gets you killed
>feels no remorse

b-best friends f-forever...?
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>>136033301
Does that mean Napstablook is gaster too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzglIRcc8A
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>>136033601

>pretty shit honestly

Couldn't agree more, anon.
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>>136032950
nice
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>>136033363
One time I dreamed about sucking shotagote's dick
Don't know why, don't particularly care about the gote kid, and I don't believe I've even had any UT-related dreams prior to it

In the dream I was licking the underside of his dick, and I woke up just licking the roof of my mouth and felt disappointed
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>>136033425

>>136033475
sans literally is just sidestepping straightforward single point attacks from a child, and he gets tired after dodging about 16 of them. he never uses teleportation to fight for whatever reason, maybe it just uses too much energy.

any OF fight is kind of rigged because of save/load fuckery, but without them, they could be interesting. papyrus can take a good amount of damage, defensively on par with undyne, so he could put up a decent fight discounting save/load. we don't know anything about the void besides blasters so that's hard to say.
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>>136033684
im sorry who are you
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>>136033671
I have no self-worth and wish to serve someone.

Normally I'd be put off a bit by the whole "they might kill you" scenario but they could just keep my SOUL.

>>136033704
>>136033705
See these people know what I'm talking about
>She
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>>136033301
no but im pretty sure the only person muffet could be talking about during her fight is gaster

the idea that its flowey or mettaton is retarded
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>>136033776
I want to see riverperson vs gaster more than anything tbqh
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>>136033634
naw but that's cool
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>>136033601
I know I can't compare Anon, but I'll be your friend if you really need one!
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If you're going to do something tedious, at least make it entertaining.
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Post muzak to wind down.

I'm going to bed anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQbX3WnC6k&ab_channel=RichardMatulis
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>>136033524
fuck you bro you made me dream pringle dick
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>>136033719
Muffet liked Blook's music and commissioned him to make it for her.

Mad Dummy too.
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>>136033891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21exnGWN-uI

The first verse of this song reminds me of Asgore.
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>>136028353
pic related with bugerpants as khan

hank and his buds can be whoever you feel appropriatee
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>>136033858
mettaton literally says he hired people to kill you, and his face can change, i'm not sure how he could be more clear

gaster makes literally no sense from a plot perspective and we don't even know his real form
>>
I'm so jealous of everyone who has Undertale dreams

I can't seem to dream about Undertale at all or even fandoms in general

I've been playing Pokemon for 17 fucking years but I can count on one hand the number of Pokemon dreams I've had

but no, I just get awful nightmares and anxiety dreams all the time
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>>136033798

Dude don't you know him? Everyone knows that guy. Way to be out of the loop.

Just another anon you'll forget about don't think too hard.
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>>136034091
different drugs might help
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>>136033684
see you next week, anon
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>>136034091
I had a dream that I was Mettaton and that I was killing people for whatever reason, it was also kind of lewd which was a little disturbing.
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>>136034091
i had a dream that undyne killed me in once. undertale dreams arent always great man
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it is not sleepy time

post sleepy
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>>136033684
Croc please go
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>>136033524
I saw some thick booty Asriel pics in a thread this morning and got some more that are significantly more lewd from another site and it's all I've jacked it to since. It's okay anon.
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>>136034091
I've had one Asgore cuddle dream, one where I was hanging out with Sans and then one nightmare with Asriel.

Could be better I guess
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>>136033429
It wasn't eventful enough to do a greentext about. It was Asgore making me smell his sweaty jockstrap. Only for like a few seconds. But I woke up and had to fap before I could go back to sleep.

It probably sounds disappointing, but that's a big favorite of mine and it really did a number on me. I didn't even lewd Asgore before then.
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>>136034221

Here's this picture again
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>>136034221
Sleepy pic + Not sleepy moosic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UIYMxZRLf0&ab_channel=sobeknefru100
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>>136034221
Can do
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>>136033601
>you'll never get abused by chara

end my life fampai
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>>136034262
That's still pretty hot senpai, I'm jealous
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hello there, anon.

it's been a while, wasn't it? is there anything on your mind?
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>>136034306
>No Asgore
shit cuddlefest tbqh
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>>136034142
I don't even take any drugs

>>136034212
better an Undertale nightmare than something with some random monster after me
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>>136034221
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I'm gonna have to keep the void poll up overnight. As much as I want to keep it a surprise, I'm genuinely curious about /utg/'s view on void.

I'ma have to go to sleep, I'm staying up WAY too late. After work sometime in the afternoon, I'll start writing "Gaster vs sans". I should be able to deliver by Friday night (Eastern Time).

Have some void /utg/!
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>>136034091
lucid dreams my montenegro
>>
Okay guys let's be gentle now...

Do you think Toriel was a good mom before the death of Asriel and Chara?
>>
Pls don't go
I'm crying irl right now
>>
tHiCk
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>>136034403
i'm writing lewds for the first time. the sin is overtaking me. i need to be woshed clean.
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>>136034082
I always thought the one "Changing forms" that Muffet mentioned was Flowey
It didn't even occur to me that it was actually Mettaton until someone mentioned it here
Also, damn, it's been a while since i last posted Flowey
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>>136034472
Yes
>>136034221
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>>136034472
yeah
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Goddamn it.

It's been six months.

It's all still here, the pain. The tears.

It won't fucking. Why asriel, why toby, why?
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>>136034486
I'll always be a shoulder to lean on anon, even if i must rest soon. Know I can be there for you when I'm not posting.
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>>136034487
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>>136034472
She tried
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>/utg/ - a normal place for normal people
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>>136034221
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>>136034410
I guess i feel you lol its not the first time ive been murdered in my dreams. One day you'll get a sweet UT dream anon, i believe
>>
have the past couple threads been shitty enough to warrent a jerry thread?
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>>136034403
I really want Omega Flowey to destroy my body, making use of the save and load function to load back to that moment to repeat the process and kill me in excessively brutal ways.

I am also writing a fic about this, I don't think I will release it though.
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>>136034442
I've tried
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>>136034548
have you considered committing suicide?
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>>136034410
Well start taking some!
>>
>>136034552
This picture bothers me in multiple ways
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>>136034552
why are they both so fat

why are a robot and a person obsessed with training fat
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>>136034552
Undyne is fucking hideous
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https://plus.google.com/116752799246785179388/posts

Holy shit hahaha what the fuck
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>>136034642
please release it because that's my fantasy too
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>>136034548
Fuck MGS V honestly
>>
>>136034091
Most of my dreams are just weird abstractions of real life
The last couple notable dreams I've had were ones when I was driving somewhere and got lost and just sort of explored around some unfamiliar town
>>
>>136034403
I can't be arsed to do my schoolwork even though its crucial. I'm losing the small amount of motivation I had to do anything in my life. I just need to have the shit slapped out of me I guess, I really don't have a lot of hardship in my life compared to other people and and it has made me lazy and complacent. /blog
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she came
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>>136034634
thanks anon, maybe tonight

>>136034641
yes

>>136034659
nah, I'm not that desperate yet
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>>136034472
Both goats were probaly pretty okay parents but unequipped to deal with someone as broken as Chara and unable to recognize or ignored the signs of Charas coming suicide mission (I imagine Asgore didn't notice anything wrong and that Toriel saw some warning signs and ignored it because she didn't think a child could be as fucked up as Chara ended up being)

>>136034221
okay
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>>136034552
>To denounce the evils of truth and love!
>To extend our reach to the stars above!
>Undyne!
>Mettaton!

it
doesn't
WORK
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>>136034486
me too anon i'm sorry
lets cry together
at least we have more merch to look forward to
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>>136034715
>Story
>Tagline
>Hello my child I'm toriel caretaker of the ruins
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>>136034715
>https://plus.google.com/116752799246785179388/posts
Meh, some autist's Google+ profile
seen worse
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>>136034548
Can't you see it, Kaz?

This is the weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
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>>136034642
>>136034731
what a weird thing to fantasize about

you get literally no sexual pleasure out of that
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>>136034548
Six months, and His Theme still gets me cloudy-eyed the moment the strings come in.
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>>136034647
Every single day of my life.
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>>136034403

>anything on your mind?

Chara.

Chara is always on my mind.
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>>136034775
Mine are either like that with the occasional weird random shit thrown in

or otherwise they're really surreal and hard to describe
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>>136034715
That's like 1/10th as bad as some of the people in this general
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>>136034939
you don't know that

maybe i'm a masochist
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>>136034715
>Name: toriel dreemurr
>Power:i can shoot fireballs in no time!
>Loves: humans and monsters,being nice and making pie
>Dislikes: wars, asgore, people who are mean
>Dream: that everyone loves eachother no matter what they are


lol what is this shit
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>>136033703
>>136033776

I guess you're missing the point with papyrus

could flowey really kill him over and over? and glean any satisfaction from it?

could papyrus, thought sheer force of sweetness, neutralize flowey?

I'd wager if flowey actually could say he liked anyone at all, it would be papyrus
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>>136034959
This. Can't get over it
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>>136034939
Ah but anon, you are not inside my head. You don't know what turns me on and what doesn't.

Besides, I never claimed to be normal.
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>>136035091
Why is Asriel doing the splits?
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>>136034403
I want the goat to throat fuck me!!!
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How glitchy do you like your fishy?
http://imgur.com/a/BjJ50
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>>136035082
its funny she (because obviously its a fucking she) still uses Asgores surname
>hates asgore
>thinks everyone should love everyone no matter what
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>>136034775
>tfw your dreams usually consist of shooting people, or losing a gunfight and getting blown to pieces like Robocop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV3PhvCf_Jg

no but it does worry me sometimes
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>>136034959
>>136034927
>>136035130
everything hurts, mn.
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>>136035069
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>>136033634
i thought this immediately too
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>>136035201
>is hypocritical
Idk anon seems pretty in character to me
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>>136035069
That's not masochism. That's instant death. So unless you can get off post mortem, there isn't a sexual release there
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>>136035252
Hatred was a shit game and i bought it on release.
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>>136035167
last one, gotta go full throttle
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>>136033634
I used to request Mettaton EX in Aladdin Sane makeup for a while

I forgot how much I wanted to see that until now. It never got drawn.
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>6 months later
>soundtrack still hasn't gotten stale

feels good
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thoughts?
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>>136035163
I didn't even see Asriel until I posted it.
That must be really awkward for Toriel and Asgore.
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post music that you're enjoying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO5eMM-kEHM
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Still trying to learn the guitar

Think I've got the E and D chords down. A is giving me some problems but I just need more practice.

No fucking idea how to change chords yet tho
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>>136035167
I love you. <3
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>>136035474
>Platform: Determination

I'm losing it
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>>136031590
wow!

source?
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>>136034091

>First dream of Undertale is just visiting the Waterfalls, no enemies or anything
>Second dream is just a Smash Bros pixel flash video i found on Newground with sans in his priest get up fighting people
>Third dream is sans still in his priest get up giving me a anti-sex propapanga pamphlet in my own home after i forced someone in the street to give me oral
>Fourth dream is sans and Asgore killing everyone in the neighborhood with machine guns except i wasn't affected at all

I think the only reason why i dreamed of sans that way is just because of all those priest confession posting some months ago. I doubt I'd want to meet a Character with all the crazy shit that can happen in my mind, but for some reasons it's just fit that he appears this way.
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>>136035486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
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>>136035487
maybe undyne could let you play her instrument
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>>136035163
>>136035476
He's running, not doing splits
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>>136035119
Yeah, I didn't really consider that since Flowey is literally incapable of feeling love or compassion, so I think even Papyrus's infinite kindness wouldn't be able to work.

Flowey does say he liked playing with Papyrus the most, but whether that's because he genuinely liked being around him or because he was the most fun to break due to his seemingly endless optimism is up in the air.
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>>136035326
where did you get instant death from

the other anon said they wanted to be killed over and over "in excessively brutal ways," they never said it had to be instant. it could be slow and painful too.

plus OF would keep resetting, and i would presumably remember everything through resets
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>>136035643
i walked right into that one didn't i
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>>136035586
http://frozencrafts.tumblr.com/
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>>136035486
https://youtu.be/FZK9Zi26Izc
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>>136035201
She even explicitly tells you not to call her Dreemurr in her text messages in the true pacifist end.
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>>136035610
>after i forced someone in the street to give me oral

Hahaha holy shit
Thanks anon, that got a genuine laugh from me
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>>136035721
you wanted to play your instrument but you ended up playing yourself instead
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>>136035486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ60al8xXoA
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>Online retailer fucked up and just gave me a graphics card for my new pc for free
>The entire system is automated so no human will ever see my order
Feeling pretty good right now
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>>136035610
stop I'm fucking jealous I can't even have ONE

I don't even care how weird or nonsensical it is, I just want an Undertale dream already
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>>136035486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
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>>136031590
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Posting this then taking ma somnapure
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>>136035712
It was going to just be writing practice, but I'll consider releasing it if you're being serious. I already made an OF fic but that's not enough, and it didn't involve the same things as the one I'm currently writing.
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>>136035842
If it wasn't for the overall comedic tone of the ending, Tori would come off as a massive bitch, I dunno how people elevate those aspects of her.
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>>136034262
This is for you anon, not my work.
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>>136034082
yeah, mettaton freely admits he hired them to kill you, and would have zero reason to conceal his identity

and there's literally nothing implying that once mettaton changes into his new body that he can change back

face it, muffet had an encounter with none other than the mystery man.
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>>136036098
>tfw you will never sniff shota gote musk underwear
Why live?
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>>136036143
Did you watch the TP end credits?
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>>136036098
Is that Frisk or Chara?

Sorry, I didn't care who he want until he put on the mask.
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>>136035984
Now here's the million dollar question:
Do you ACTUALLY like this, or are you just posting this for "WOAOA HARSH NOISE IS SO OUT THERE BRUH" for those sick (you)s?
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quickly, post your best undertale memes! i need them for reasons!
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>>136036098
tell me about frisk

why does he wear the mask?
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>>136036223
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>>136036098
anon this is lewd stop
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>>136036098
Was getting lewd part of your plan Anon?
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>>136036223
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>>136036093
>would come off
>would
>implying she already didn't
I didn't really like her before the ending but I sure as hell didn't like her after.
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>>136035986
I don't know why I laughed so hard
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>>136035962
gg anon!
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>>136036223
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good night /utg/
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>>136036098
But you merely adopted the musk
I was born in it
Molded by it
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>>136036098
I already love that picture
I didn't lewd the shotagote before it either, this fetish ruins me. It's still the only lewd shotagote I can enjoy, though.

Also I really appreciate the thought <3
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>>136035979
>>136034091

Your best bet is looking up guides on lucid dreaming. Try to focus your mind on what Undertale would look like in 3D before going to sleep.

It's work pretty well once you find out how to trigger your lucid state.
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>>136035167
i want to marry THAT undyne! >>136032950
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>>136036223
you shall receive.
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>>136036047
please do

was the other one you wrote the one with frisk getting killed by OF over and over until he gave him his soul?
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>>136036206
I think it's futafriskfucking asriel while wearing his musky shota undies

>this will never be you
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>>136034221
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>>136036495
Nice Thumbnail

>>136036223
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>>136036212
Neither, I just think it's hilarious. Makes me giggle whenever I hear it.
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>>136036495
Ahhhhh, well shit. I dun goofed. Take this instead
>>136036594
I know.. Forgive me senpai
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goodnight /utg/
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>>136036517
Painfully accurate.
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>>136036569
>this will never be you
I know
tfw I will never be the shotagote
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>>136036447
Yeah I've had people tell me this, but I've tried lucid dreaming long before Undertale and I just can't seem to get it work for me
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>>136036517
The more things change the more they stay the same
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>>136036636
You'll love this, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTbycx2Pfo
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>>136036678
Sweet dreams Anon, I hope you wake up feeling refreshed and ready for whatever you'll be doing tomorrow!
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>>136036517
the mspg part gets me every time
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>>136036562
Yes. I recently changed the ending to that so it isn't a copout anymore, I realized how stupid of an ending the original one was.
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>>136034221

>>136036678
Good night anon
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>>136036692
tfw i will never sniff and eat and pound your shotagote butt
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So /utg/, if you had to be eaten alive with realistic digestion and scat by one Undertale, which one would you pick?
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>>136035486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sJx7s4sesw
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>>136036787
>>136035984
>Gaster decides to join the Music industry
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>>136034984
Same here.

I love Chara so much.
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>>136036859
Asgore
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Goodnight, /utg/! Post fishdick or else I'll have bad dreams!
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>>136036813
Link?
>>
I like how Croc is actively participating in the Angstrom stream right now btw, so everybody who said "See you next week Croc" were ACTUALLY RIGHT

lmao
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>>136036813
oh, that one was good. i didn't see the changed ending though, i should read it again.
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>>136036223
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>>136036787
>STOP GIGGLING, CHICKENSKIN

oh my fuck

thank you anon
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>>136036938

Never felt this way about a vidya Character before and I think I like it
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>>136037013
Hes been posting here all day fyi, he probably just meant that he was done writing for this place and used that to tell people that were expecting updates that he was done.
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>>136035486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLbQ9XOZ1Qk

>>136037041
see >>136037048
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>>136036817
Why live?
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>>136036143
his face changing could be his display changing in his box form, and he has plenty of reason to hide his identity, he's keeping his betrayal of alphys a secret, he only ever reveals it because you actually confront him at the end of the core and it's dramatically appropriate.
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Good night
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>>136037000
>>136037032
http://pastebin.com/0btz9PK4

Nothing was changed other than the part past Frisk's final death being deleted.
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>>136036964
k
http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/image/268860.png

http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/image/268858.png
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>>136035486
https://youtu.be/mB4bvGMZbFU
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>>136037264
DO NOT
FLOWE A CUTE
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>>136037248
As much of a cop-out as it was, I though that ending was a kinda cute in a twisted way.
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>>136037264
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>>136037248
i actually liked the older ending
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>>136037264
there is nothing sexual about the flower
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>>136036859
Can I be shrunken to the size of an ant please?
My answer depends on which character has the best breath
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>>136037214
this is pretty damn funny
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I want to rub Edgegoat's paws as he relaxes and enjoys my massage!
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I can't stop thinking about her.
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>>136037461
>>136037536
Oh boy. I'm not going to change it back but do you really think the older ending was better? I felt like having it be a dream was too easy. Can't win 'em all I guess.
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>>136037763

Don't stop, anon.

Don't stop.
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>>136037741
I want to rub my cat's ears as he puts his head in my hand and starts purring
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>>136037789
Well "it was just a dream" is always kinda a cop-out, but the fact that it was a recurring thing made Frisk's submissiveness more believable.
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>>136037583
Oh my goodness, someone please give this poor flower a drink
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>>136037789
personally i did like it more before

while the it is all just dream thing is kind of dumb most times i liked how it was done there
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>>136037763
i can see why you can't, she a cute
>>
Good night.
Thank you for talking to me.
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>>136030280
You have to live with two of these anons, who do you choose?
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>>136037997
>PSMD
nice
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>>136038309
I only recognize like 4 of those people.

Most of them must have left long ago
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>>136032314
I want Asriel's tender and delicious meat
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>>136038309
MSPG and Dworven

they're like the only ones I know and they're also p cool
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>>136037892
>>136037968
Understood. This will be something to keep in mind for the one I'm writing now. I have the whole thing pretty much outlined and thought out already but I haven't gotten that far into the actual story because I don't want it to be another Frisk / OF thing that turns out to be a dream or something.
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>>136038309
Crybleat and Spiderman
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>>136038309
mspg and skull. they seem alright
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>>136037997
I thought this was Emily's Away at first
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>>136038336
thanks
it's fun
>>136038550
it's megaman
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>>136030280
Who the hell are these people

No seriously, someone tell me who these people were, I want to know
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>>136037741
I want to be pudge on his body!

I want to be part of those paws!
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>>136038264
sweet dreams anon, i love you!
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>>136030280
I just realized I'm two people on this image
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>>136038309
I don't even know most of those anons
so Crybleat and Sketchanon I guess, they seem like nice people with nice art
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>>136038613
I will never understand this aspect of vore, shit makes no sense
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>>136030280
>tfw you will never be part of this image
feels pretty damn good
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>>136034296
Why do you have this shitty version with no transparency, take a good version from the guy who made it
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>>136038264
Sleep tight.

>>136038309
skull and pbanon
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>>136038778
It's vore.

It's not like it ever made sense.
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>>136038687
gee bill
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>>136038309
Doogle and someone else because I don't know anyone in that picture
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>>136030280
I'm still mildly upset that doggo shit anon got on this picture and I didn't
I mean, that guy barely even posts
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>>136038309
None of them because they're all massive faggots.
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>>136038825
>tfw you kinda wanna be part of the utg squad but have no distinguishing traits
>tfw you'll always be just another anon
sigh
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>>136038485
That's an odd combination, why those two?
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>>136038595
some people who did stuff and some other people
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>>136039074
Crybleat is based and Spider is nice
Also, i don't really know most of the anons in that pic
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>>136039062
That picture doesn't even include everyone, I don't know what the criteria was for getting on that image but I'm glad I didn't make it on there.
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>>136030803
>omega flowey
>winning anything
The souls rebel a few minutes after Flowey seizes their power. Flowey himself admits on repeated neutral playthroughs that their rebellion is inevitable, and he doesn't even try to fight you in that form again.
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>>136030280
Free man?
Colour blind anons?
Tall anon?

I've never heard of these and I've been here since November
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>>136038841

Thanks for this
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>>136030280
>only recognize a few of those people
Neat
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>AU where Sans has hair
>AU where everyone is Jackie Chan
>AU where Undertale takes place in Australia
>AU where Asgore is good at naming things
>AU where Flowey eats Frisk
>AU were Sans gets fired for slacking off
>AU where Toriel bakes brownies instead of pie
>Au where Chara's name is Jesse
>AU where Burgerpants secretly steals money from the till
>AU where all monsters are tiny
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>>136039062
why though

there are alright people there but some of them were just stupid faggots and i don't even remember a couple of them
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>>136039265
i demand an updated version featuring me, "anon"! who you be tho?
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>>136039327
The only reason they rebelled is because Frisk reached out to them and called for help.
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>>136039401
y'welcome senpai'ly
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>>136039496
Just another anon.
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>>136039062
If you have a pet, all you have to do is diddle them and shitpost about it here
And bam, suddenly you have a distinguishing trait
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>>136039437
I dunno, just wanna be part of the ship, part of the crew ya know?
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Good night /utg/! I love you!
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>>136039658
I love you too anon, sleep well and have a great day tomorrow!
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>>136039658
Nightgood, Anon
Have some happy skellies
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>>136039650
I'm the hunk of shit behind shitty sans(least these ones) I always go by anon.
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>>136039514
Sans would probably call for help from the souls, too. I'm not sure they'd be willing to help a monster, though.
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>>136031334
Not that anon but thank you!
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>>136039658
sleep tight anon
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>>136039624
excellent name, i love it!
>>136039629
>tfw i used to have one before i came here
>>136039758
kek i appreciate you more than you know
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gimmie more requests
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>>136039436
>AU where Chara's name is Corey
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>>136039958
Toby Dog winning an Oscar
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>>136039958
chara bullying papyrus
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>>136039958
Living with crybleat and Spiderman.
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>>136039650
no

if you actually make something then cool but if you are just look at me i can say a word please include me you are dumb

aside from that the picture is old and doesn't include everyone anyway

>>136039758
you are my hero
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>>136039958
Omega Flowey accepting and going out on a date with Frisk.

>>136039970
pic somewhat related
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>>136039958
draw sans ectodick
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>>136039436
>AU where Undertale takes place in Australia
How do we know it doesn't?
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>>136039658
You're a sweetheart Anon, good night, have good dreams and get plenty of rest!
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>>136039958

Underfell Asriel and underfell Asgore hanging out.
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>>136039958
chara with absurdly long hair
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>>136040178
This picture but with underfell asgore and underfell asriel.
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>>136040141
Because it takes place in the Underground.
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>>136039958
>>136040287
meant to request directly
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>>136039214
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>>136040362
Who says Mt. Ebott isn't in Australia, though?
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>>136040428
s t o p
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>>136040178
>>136040287
>>136039958

Holy shit do this, any draw fag, please!
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>>136040048
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New HELP_tale bullshit.
https://soundcloud.com/user-987004245/help_tale-d-e-c-l-i-v-i-t-y
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>>136040523
Ok.
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>>136040772
Amazing
thanks Frick
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>Papyrus, after TP route, starts a blog. He talks about himself, stuff that happens to him, himself, stuff that interests him, himself, how great he is, himself, and spaghetti.

Would you watch?
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>>136040842
wow normally that doesnt work
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>>136041079
I'd definitely watch the video blog of any Undertale character except Alphys
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>>136041079
yes
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>>136041084
What can I say.
I'm a responsible and considerate memer.
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>>136040059
i dont know how this is bullying papyrus

chara fucked with the spaghetti or something
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>>136041254
I think the vlogs of a lot of monsters would have a fuckton of followers duriing their first weeks/months in the surface, then the number would drop after the novelty wears off

But yeah, watching Pap talking about himself and telling his followers to always believe in themselves sounds nice. Also, i think Alphys and Undyne's anime reviews/unboxing videos sound cool
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>>136040234
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>>136041471
it's spaghetti squash
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>>136037997
Undertale on modded 3ds?
>>136038587
>It's megaman
Fuck.
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>>136041471
thanks senpai
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>>136039958
Young Asriel being held by his ears by an irate looking adult Frisk.
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>>136041254
I feel like Alphys' video blog would just be her angrily bitching about bad anime for the entirety of the video and then getting cut off at the end
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>>136041471
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>>136041471
>Putting memes in Pap's spaghetti.
Knees are weak, arms gettin' heavy...
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>>136042357
reminds me of this
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>>136040383
>>136040570
god i hate underfell
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>>136042581
all of Alphys' sprites can be improved like this
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>>136042603
same but this is so good, excellent work
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Wanna hug an anon
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>>136042603
Jesus christ make another. I need more Frick. MORE
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>>136042603
holy shit this is exactly what i wanted. and nice touch with the fanart, that's what i wanted as well.
this is amazing. thank you frik.

thanks for putting up with our underfell bullshit and doing it anyway.
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Wow, is it void time yet?
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>>136042925
Go for it Anon.
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>>136042809
dont fuckin touch them
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>>136042925
It's never a bad time to post void.
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>>136042974
Will do, buckaroo.
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>>136042925
It's always void time, anon
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Hey guys, just checkin in to say that im still gonna brutally murder all of you one day. Good night.
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>>136042357
woah
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>>136043025
Gonna hug an anon
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>>136043051
That's some good void there, anon. Saved.
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>>136043541
Hug cats instead, they're cuter and fluffier
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>>136043541
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>>136042842
give me more
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>>136043541
Physical contact makes me extremely uncomfortable
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>>136034403
I'm turning 25 tomorrow.

It feels like Ive let me life slip by and I wont do anything with it.

Shouldn't I be sad?
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>>136043541
Has anyone told you how nice your hugs are Anon?
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>>136043785
stop giving me lewd thoughts frick
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>>136043898
Happy early birthday anon. Hope you achieve something this year
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Goodnight /utg/. Sweet dreams.
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>>136043898
>25

it hasn't even begun
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>>136043898
Happy early birthday, Anon
have a happy Goat
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>>136044085
i would never
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I'm back! Who missed me?
Post Goats!
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>>136044209
Goodnight, you scary motherfucker
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wanna draw void or skelebros, any requests?
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>>136044646
Little void blob sits ontop of Papyrus' head while Paps tries to remove him in vain.
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>>136044646
Gaster lazily scrolling through some thread in 4chan
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>>136044757
how will he react?
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>>136044397
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>>136044930
dissapointment/disgust
He's browsing /utg/
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>>136043051
>why can't i hold all this goop
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>>136044996
oh, and a little bit of happiness because of the Gasterposters
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>>136044646
underswap papyrus carrying underswap sans, underfell sans, and undertale sans

or
underfell sans and undertale sans inside each of underswap papyrus' cargo shorts pockets (one on each leg) and underswap sans in underswap papyrus' hoodie pocket

please~
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okay im done for the night
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>>136043898
>tfw still 23
senpai help me
tell me what i can do in just two years to avoid ending up like you
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>>136027478
>Sans forcefeeding anon
Well that's a change.
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>>136029841
>I'm gonna take a break for it now but then I'm definitely going to finish it at a later point even if it's after the hype's faded
>done
>mfw /utg/ can't into reading comprehension
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>>136044146
>>136044257
>>136044282
>>136045820
Thnaks. /a/non's, I gotta start something.
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>>136045820
Volunteer.
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Marrying your goat
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>>136045820
join the army mate. most anons will call you a dumbass (which is probably true) but you'll make friends and shoot guns sometimes. pretty good option to make life more interesting imo
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>>136033634
Nigga the threads were full of robot the day Bowie died.
>>
MUSICAL fishthicks
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>>136039436
>AU where Undertale takes place in Australia
I never knew how much I needed this.

>>136039958
Think you could muster a drunken bogan Sans, surfer dude Papyrus or Undyne dressed as Steve Irwin and wrestling gators? Even Alphys bitching about Australian internet would be something, there's so much room for creativity with that idea for an AU.
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THICK Mom Time?
THICK Mom Time.
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>>136046339
>Australian au
>Gators
>>
fish
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>>136046518
I appreciate your fish post
Also: http://strawpoll.me/7151170
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>>136046498
Crocodiles then, sorry, half asleep here.
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>>136046498
>Australian AU
>Frisk falls into Australia and is instantly ravaged and killed by spiders, snakes, sharks, rabid kangaroos, emus, jellyfish, and drop bears
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>>136046438
I want to FUCK THICK mom
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>>136039062
Drawfag a little. It's not much but it's something
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>>136046687
Fuck I forgot to put an "other" option in there
If you don't like those reply a different one
>>136046704
Well now I just feel bad
>>136046764
>Forgeting the gangs and drive by shootings
>>
Am I the only one here who doesn't want to fuck any of the Undertale characters? I'm no normie and I have no problem falling in love with non humans but none of them really interest me romantically.
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>>136041079
>not e-stalking your waifu
to be honest shaking my head family
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>>136046846
I want to FUCK you~
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>>136046954
LOW TEST
>>136047060
That's fine. I'm basically the stereotypical bisexual slut.
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>>136047060
>you will never fuck anyone
feels bad desu senpai
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>>136046954
I don't want to fuck any of the main characters
Side characters and random encounters are fair game, though

Especially Temmie
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>>136047147
Get a dog
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>>136047092
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>>136047315
thats fucking gross dude
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>>136047363
tfw I just want platonic friends but my maddening lust always makes the relationship sexual

pls someone make it end
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>>136047407
Not really tho
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>>136047363
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>>136047452
>>136047363
This guy walks up to your favorite undertale and slaps their ass, what do you do?
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>monsters finally free
>they go to great the humans
>suddenly on the horizon
>a noise appears
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbNnvPBokNs
>the sound of helicopters can be heard
>Hueys and Cobras appear over the tree line
>monsters are terrified and flee into the trees for cover
>Cobras strafe the area with their 20mm cannons while firing 70 mm rockets at the trees
>AC130 Specter gunship fires its 105 mm howitzer and 40 mm cannons
>the whole area is peppered with craters and explosions
>Army Rangers and Engineers exit from the Hueys and establish a perimeter around the forest.
>they begin digging ditches and fire pot shots at any monster that they see
>monsters forced to hide in the forest in what little cover remains listening to the pained screams of those still alive
>F-4 Pahntoms screech over the area dropping massive payloads of Napalm.
>The forest burns with the monsters inside
>Rangers shoot any who try to flee
>Engineer make sure the fire does not spread beyond the area the monsters are in
>In the morning all the monsters are dead
>The Sun rises on the land of freedom once again
>the soldiers all go home to their housewives and PTSD
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>>136046518
sous on the sexy fish?
>>
best slowed down theme?

the correct answer is Snowdin
>>
>>136046954
I'm halfway there I guess. Don't wanna fuck anyone but I've unfortunately fallen down the delusional waifu path with Papyrus. It's part of why I still come to this general, because Tumblr is too cancerous to appreciate the best skeleton properly.
>>
>>136047604
edgy/10
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>>136047604
>not going rambo mode on your own race to save the monsters
You're shit tbqh
>>
>>136047810
>Betraying the best country in the word for some cave dwellers

Go back to Stalingrad Commie. Your Propaganda wont work on me.
>>
>>136046498
>grillbys is woy woy maccas
>>
>>136047873
t. Donald "Chara" Trump
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>>136047915
Make the surface great again.
>>
why do people assume Mt. Ebott is in America

I always thought it was in Russia for some reason
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>>136047636
The Temmie Village genocide theme is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THfWhYOQLvQ
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>>136047915
When the underground sends it's monsters, they're not sending their best.

They're sending their Jerries.
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>>136046928
Nah, was my fault, it was a silly mistake to make that would have happened if I had even bogan to check my post, heh
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>>136047915
"I was given a small loan of a million Monster Souls for my birthday"
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>>136048229
I thought it was in Eagleland
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>>136047612
http://marin-everydaybox.tumblr.com/
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>>136048560
Thanks anon.
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What would Calvin have done if he fell into the Underground?
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>>136048229
I bet you fags think Stardew Valley is set in the real world too
>>
>>136048229
Vegetoid CHECK mentions the USDA which only makes sense if it takes place in a place where the USDA operates.
>>
>>136048686
Hobbes would have made pithy comments as he killed everyone.
>>
>>136048524
You're weakening man. You gotta stay determined. What can I trust in this world if not you?
>>
Do I have to make more Vietnam shitposts to get this thread moving or are we going to just let it simmer until everyone gets back up in the morning?
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>>136048686
Calvin would probably fight monsters with the intent to kill until their HP was low enough to spare, at which point he'd change his mind and spare them out of pity/mercy. He'd probably try this strategy on the bosses too, meaning he'd kill Toriel, Undyne, and Mettaton and end up feeling bad about it, but he'd let Papyrus go once he spared him. Not sure if he'd try to take Asgore's soul or not.
>>
Good morning, /utg/! How's everyone doing?
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>>136049160
It's always slow around this time man, why are you surprised?
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Do you think when Alphys was working with Gaster that she got stuck with all the repetitive menial lab chores while sans and Gaster went and had fun fucking with space-time and that's why she pushed Gaster into the Core?
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>>136027972
what if the only reason flowey felt nothing was because there's no natural light in the underground?

maybe all his flower body needed to feel love was a little sun?
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>>136049195
I'm good. sorry for asking but can you post a pic of yours? I can't put the name to a style.

>>136049203
Lol nah but I put a solid 4 minutes of research into that thing to get all the gun sizes correct and I take a sliver of pride in its quality as a shitpost.
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>>136046954
Yes. The game has pretty much something for everyone unless you're some kind of ultranormie and can only get it up to adult humans.
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>>136049350
I've heard that the reason that he's so violent and can't feel anything is because there's a part of Chara in him and Chara was a psychopath too.
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>>136044397
Sorry we're pretty much at the image limit so no goats for you.
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>>136047546
i bend over and give him what he wants because hes clearly just trying to get at me through my gf
>>
>>136049547
We need to ration our images. One for every 14 posts. New stuff only, none of that shit that gets posted every single thread.
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>>136049350
There are plants growing in the underground, so there has to be some holes in the ceiling that let sunlight through. Like the one Frisk fell into.

Flowey was probably chilling around there when you fell because of the sunlight.
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>>136046954
C'mon, you don't even wanna fuck red placeholder lamppost?
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>>136049653
Those are likely low-intensity light-adapted plants. Flowey is not a local.
>>
>>136039359
There was a survey for how tall everyone was at some point and there was some guy that claimed to be freakishly tall. I'm guessing tall anon comes from that. Don't know the others.
>>
I'm still reading and jerking off to that transformers castrati rape comic dammit

Why am I doing this
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>>136046438
>>
did we just collectively forget that America actually lost in Vietnam or what
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>>136049695
In Asgore's battle it mentions the twilight shining through the barrier, which means the sun would be shining through there when it was out. There are almost certainly places in the underground that get natural sunlight, at the very least where the golden flowers from the surface took root.
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>>136049391
Alas, this is all I can give you, as I am a writefag by profession here.
http://pastebin.com/KdvwLkHz [Writefag portfolio]
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>>136038309
Crybleat and muscleanon I guess.
>>
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>>136049778

>fapping to enuchs

fucking shit taste, go trap, twink or bara or just go home and take your emasculinated shitters home with you
>>
>>136049195
Morning Milka. Anxious about going to the dentist in half an hour. How about you?
>>
>>136049778
The what?
>>
>>136038309

i just want to live with tac and frick

i have lewd goat dreams, i want to get another dreamer and try to summon something into this world with the occult

rape insues

don't know who's rape
>>
>>136049595
>Thread dies within the hour and falls into obscurity
>Alternatively the shitposting gets completely out of hand to keep the thread going and everyone fights over the image they get to post.
>>
>>136049859
twilight just means semi light. It's sunrise when you surface, and twilight only happens at dusk
>>
Goddamn I finally played this game, I can see why the hype.

I gotta say, making me go through the entire game again for 2 worthwhile fights is a bit of a dick move but that Sans fight was worth it.
>>
>>136050132
Ah a fellow occultist. Now all we need is to find one of the charafags irl to sacrifice.
>>
is /utg/ finally dying

did toby's proclamation put the final nail in our coffin

are we going to be free
>>
>>136050051
Catching up with work, mostly. Server was down yesterday, so we have a ton of things to fill out now. Still, all my good wishes to you instead, good luck with the dentist! Minor or major procedure?
>>
>>136050167
Well that could explain why the bodies of the first six humans disappear. If twelve hours are implied to pass between the end of the final battle and the actual post-Pacifist runaround that's plenty of time to bury them.
>>
>>136050250
None of the fights were worth it in my opinion. The feel good energy from TP is the best.
>>
>>136050284
>implying charafags wouldn't kill you first
>>
>>136050348
Minor but the dentists make me nervous. Thanks anyway.
>>
>>136050362
Yeah, I don't think they ever say how long the Asriel fight takes then Frisk is napping for some amount of time then the walk around, it's possible an entire night passed
>>
>>136050395
>Implying I'll give them a chance to fight back.
>>
>>136050381
If i was playing on mute I might agree, but the music, combined with the fact that it was "Y o u d b e d e a d k i d d o" I was fighting just made it seem worthwhile.

Helps that I have 2 weeks off for Easter I suppose.
>>
>>136050472
It would also explain why Papyrus was so worried. If Frisk was unconscious for only a short time he probably would've dismissed it as a nap like Sans does the same kind of fainting that happens when you get captured and stuck in the shed. But sleeping for 12 hours would probably be more of a cause for alarm.
>>
>>136050303
Look at the bottom right corner of this thread. See the number of individual posters there? Now contemplate on what you said.
>>
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>>136050541
oh fuck
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I'm off to bed /utg/ hopefully I'll be gone of my sickness in the morning
Have a good one
>>
>>136050627
>broke 105 posters after we've been hovering perpetually around the 80-90 mark
what
>>
>>136050998
Sleep well, Doogle and get well soon!
>>
>>136050998
good night you gorgeous man
>>
AU where Alphys has bulimia
AU where Toriel has gout
AU where Chara has a car-a
>>
>>136051398
AU where Papyrus has nymphomania
>>
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>you will never pamper the goat and keep him comfy when he had some kind of magical flu

to be honest lads, tell me straight, there any point in my contined existance or should i just end it now
>>
>>136051538
nah real life sucks, just end it, go out with a bang though senpai make it funny for the rest of us
>>
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Well since we're dead I'm going to ask irrelevant questions.

Is my dick molting or some shit? All the skin is cracked and red and it stings like a bitch. Can't be an STD as I'm a virgin.
>>
>>136052029
What the fuck
>>
Hello, /utg/ how many nice posters online now?
>>
>>136052029
don't stick your dick in acid you dummy
>>
>>136052029
dicks don't molt anon. get that shit checked out
>>
>>136052113
nice posting hours who da fucc up
>>
>>136052134
I would but its done this before and I have always been fine. I just finally decided to ask someone about it.

Google says its friction burns from not using lube but I haven't fapped without a lube since 8th grade.
>>
>>136052029
You used expired lotion and got a rash. The same thing happened to me once.
>>
>>136052236
should probably ask a doctor

but it sounds to me like whatever lube you have disagrees with your dongle
>>
>>136052113
I'd say im more of a neutral poster to be honest
>>
>>136052228
Me, for now
Downloading Pokemon Platinum to play until i pass out
Also waiting to make next bread
>>
>>136052246
>>136052289
Its the same vegetable oil that I've used for a long time. Never had any problems before. When I started using lube it never did this but now its back and it fucking sucks.
>>
>>136052345
you didn't let it sit out for a few weeks did you
>>
>>136052394
Nope. I seal it and put it in the refrigerator when its done. Gives it a nice cool feeling.
>>
>>136052462
maybe your dick is actually molting

see a doctor before your dick flies away

or maybe an entomologist
>>
Tonight on post image limit /utg/! We help a guy with pavement burn on his dick!

More after these messages!
>>
>>136052462
...how long have you been using this for? Even sitting in the fridge for a month can cause it to decompose.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7151170
http://strawpoll.me/7151170
http://strawpoll.me/7151170
>>
>>136052534
I get a really small size thing with only a few ounces to it cause its cheap that way, and I don't use a whole lot, so I guess I could say I buy a new one every month.
>>
>>136052615
Do you wash it out each time you replace the oil?
>>
>>136052652
Nah dude I chuck the old one and buy a new thing at the store.
>>
>>136052113
I guess I'm a niceposter? I drawfag and have zero interest in starting shit on purpose unless it's obvious joking around.
>>
>>136052693
then i don't know what the problem is

check the expiry date on the bottle
>>
>>136052735
Thanks anyways. I'll just get some itch cream and suffer a little.
>>
POST
>>
One shitpost
>>
700 post on the thread.

700 post on the thread

post more post

post more post

701 post in thread
>>
The only canon endings are the ones where Alphys is dead
>>
http://ppotatto.tumblr.com/post/141424781879
Damn, robot gets the best artists.
>>
>>136053431
Two shitpost
>>
>>136053358
I refuse
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>>136053517
Three
>>
cute bois?
>>
>>136053572
Four
>>
>>136053517
Red shitpost
>>
>>136053640
Five
>>
Lets speed it up
the Void is waiting and i want to sleep
I already have the next bread loaded and ready, we just gotta reach those 750 posts
>>
>>136053619
No no, none of those here
>>
>>136053723
Six shitpost
>>
>>136053479
None of the Endings are canon.

The only canon one is where Chara works at mcdonalds
>>
you will never snuggle with an anon
>>
>>136053781
Seven shitpost
>>
Let's end this, post the music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmr5XJw_c7Q
Come back with me please
>>
>>136053840
that cuts deep man
>>
>>136053840
>>136053905
There's still time

>>136053876
Music time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py6PgXq0yDM
>>
>>136053876
>you will never have a cute music video worthy gf
https://youtu.be/m0psosrTuas
>>
What board/s does your fave browse, /utg/?
/x/ and /g/
>>
We going to be posting more to push this along? You know how we momfag folk are, if we can't image spam just a little bit before too long we start getting corrupted.
>>
Chara did nothing wrong.
>>
>>136054448
>corrupted

.....THICK?
>>
>>136054018
>>
Muffet is cute! CUTE!
>>
come on, just 26 posts more and then we can have pics again
>>
>>136054495
explain THIS >>136054523
>>
>>136054523
For fucks sake i said i already had a new bread ready for when we hit the 750 posts!
>>
>>136054675
Cucked.
>>
>>136054589
Chara didn't make that thread, just one of the retarded followers.
>>
>>136054701
Poor Gaster, double cucked in one day
>>
>>136054514
Maybe, but a good portion of the thic posters aren't even primarily momfags. When we get touched by the warp the results are unpredictable.
>>
>>136054706
you're just mad because you got cucked. nerd.
>>
>>136054370
/lit/, /ck/, /an/ , /hn/?
>>
>>136054370
/ck/, /toy/,/fit/,/his/,/cm/
>>
>>136054772
Wasn't my thread either.
>>
>>136055438
Cucked.
>>
>>136054523
Which Undertale is the best at making kebab aside from Toriel?
>>
>>136055542
low blow man
>>
>>136043541
me me
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>>136038309
>getting swole with muscleanon during the day
>enjoying watching dworven draw titties during the night

sign me up
>>
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