Abyss..
>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
MWSF:
- Cancelled
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
cosmo is going off the deep end
gone nuclear
>>135998958
hey I said I was making the thread
>>135999283
sorry about that, but we've had enough homo threads
No memeing I haven't payed attention to speedruns for about a year. Is mike still dead?
>>135999136
me on the right
>>135999409
fair enough
>>135999421
its unbelievable, mike surfaced from his mmo lair to attend agdq for a few minutes this year
>>135999181
dude nice
how long is the complete run?
whatever happened to bonersaw?
>>135999938
ran off and married his cousin
>>135999913
I'll know when I've actually finished a run
watch this space
i am a black man and i deposited my seed into a white woman this past sunday
how does this make you feel
>>136000301
like fapping
how did i do?
>>136002041
no narcissa DONT
>>136002041
seems short desu
if you are practicing the knot its ok i guess
Thoughts?
>>136002689
he's not dead?
>>136002689
Autistic.
>>136002689
His breathing tips really helped me out.
This is stupid. It's like there is a one way invisible wall to stop you getting down there.
>>136004860
monster hunts
when
Name one good female speedrunner.
Bonus points if they have avagina.
>>136005270
thats not gayer thats toiarus
Ori Tbh
>>136005270
>>136005419
Guess again.
>>136005368
who is essentia?
>>136005502
ur cuckye
>>136005368
Narcissa :3
i thought ckeys was gonna learn smb2.
>>136005870
>female
Remember to unfollow anyone streaming Dark Souls 3 on wednesday as they are clearly a sell out looking to cash in on those launch day viewers.
Remember to unfollow anyone streaming anything at any time, as they are clearly sell-outs looking to cash in on those Twitch and Hitbox viewers.
FUCKING LMAO at all these wanna be sellouts such as TOUFOUL and USED 'DOUBLE PENETRATION' PIZZA SHILLING DISCORD WITH THEIR DISCORD HOODIE SELFIES
>plz take a pic wearing our stuff!!!
>wanna be sellout posts out of character selfie
WORLD RECORDS
reminder schizophrenic people should not partake in the marijuanas
>>136007273
leave toufool alone, he's already been exposed as an insecure little bitch who tries way too hard on Twitter
>bingo
>>136000301
nkr stop shitposting already, this is getting weird
>>136006945
>Hitbox
>Viewers
pick one
>>136007875
"stop having fun and playing video games on your own terms I DEMAND YOU ONLY EVER DO WORLD RECORD ATTEMPTS 16 HOURS A DAY"
>>136007875
>bingo
>randomizer
>beta quest
>"_______ RTA"
>race
>tournament
>practice
>>136009535
You forgot "blind" runs or races.
>>136009535
and that's why I use Mergioâ„¢ only on Speedrun.tv
imagine creating your online handle with the name of a sonic character
>>136009535
>RTA
Easily the worst. Pretentious cunts OUT.
narcissa wright
>mfw the HUGE announcement at NASA is that the LGBLT community will be hosting a speedrun marathon with Cosmo as the main event.
fuck you boulders
>>136010332
death to ALL trannies
>>136000301
like it matters, she's just gonna get an abortion anyway
whos gonna post some anime honeys
>>136010664
strim?
>>136010748
except croni
emulator is disgusting
>>136013365
u too
>>136011058
what anime are you after senpai
http://pastebin.com/jW7xww2u
>>136014816
our boi's autism at it again
are they dating again
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/712080303032930304
>>136010332
me watching
>>136014816
he should really retire from pastebin
>>136015086
we were never and are not dating. he is far too short
>>135999028
I still do not understand. Why does a chicken hatching from an egg represent the birth of someone? They're not the same.
>>136015086
>going back to old flames
The sign of loneliness and depression.
wut games does sumichu play
>>136015432
thanks for the late response!
*pretends to be croni*
>>136015086
I thought she was gonna let me feel her butt. And now she's going after other guys...
baka senpai
>>136015537
Nothing. She's a gamer gurl
is twitch chat broken or just me
>Almost the 22nd
>Only 36 dollars raised for SRL server costs
Is this hobby dead?
I HATE CALEB BLOOMER
losing the will to live
>>136016532
get with the times, senpai. I've already lost the will to live
>>136016532
most of us already have, catch up
>>136016394
i save my money to donate to streamers dude. who uses furryrunslive anyway
>>136015086
doesnt really compare does it
>>136016251
Works in Firefox but not Chrome.
what is it like to be a girl
>>136016723
it works on speedrun.tv
>>136016937
>supporting degeneracy
>>136016893
squishy
>>136015635
I'm trying to get a real response here. Either answer my question, or fuck off. I seriously want to understand why people post a picture of a baby chick coming out of an egg, and name it "the birth of squid". It makes no fucking sense right now. NONE.
>>136016893
salty bags of sand
>>136016893
die
>>136016893
strange how Croni, the only girl here, hasn't chimed in yet
i really wish croni would stop posting about himself
>>136017461
croni is a man, and even if he was a girl he wouldn't be the only one here
>>136017667
there aint even no other girls here doe
you're my only friends
>>136017083
Shut up
>>136017667
>>136017772
Literally everyone from /srg/ who claims to be female is a tranny. Cronikeys, Ari and Shunpuk, all trannies
>>136017851
can you stop being gay mate? lay off the soylent
sleep tite miss wright :3
>>136018245
bullet head trannys dead
>>136017920
um what about our girl thickezia?
>>136017920
except croni
>>136018582
um i don't read the thread
thanks
>>136020328
post thighs
>>136020401
u first u spunky little latina
>>136016532
Have 10 beautiful White children.
I need a new speedgame, boys
what's good?
ya'll seem to be having a huge fun deficit!
you should all be sent to fun camps desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T30T-F5anRI
>he needs notes
>>136020680
momodora 4 or salt and sanctuary, get in now before all the runners drop it for new FoTM shit in a week
>>136020680
klonoa
>>136020680
jackal for nes
>>136021871
>stream monster is the cute girl
:3c
>lurk /srg/
>watch speedrunners at least once a week
>know a bunch of games' routes thanks to twitch
>have played the said games and tested out glitches and skips
>still don't have the balls to speedrun a game
>>136022740
you can do it anon, you just need to take that first step.
>>136022740
speedrun Lode Runner 3D (N64)
>>136022740
don't think of it as competing, just do the best you can do
you might surprise yourself, but you'll never know unless you try
>>136022740
medievil
yo someone toss me a good stream to watch
What is the best length for a speedgame, and why is it 30 (+/- 5) minutes?
>>136023872
medievil
>>136014147
pretty much whatever day-su
shut up already
A bullet in the head of Cronikeys!
>>136026678
why croni is based
>>136027346
on what?
>>136027504
on the things she says and does
>>136027504
name ONE (1) way that croni isn't based
>>136027670
>she
>>136027754
>tranny
>trump supporter
its like your favorite food being steak and telling people you are vegan
>>136027767
>>she
>>136027910
both of those things are pretty based family
Croni is reaching Minion levels of annoying ITT
She just doesn't have a trip
>>136028274
do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>136028274
not me
cronikeys stop posting
>>136028416
just stop
>>136028416
this is me tho (not cronikeys)
not sure why I quoted myself (not cronikeys)
choose my next speedgame
preferably something on the PS1
>>136028903
Little Big Adventure
>>136028903
Jinx (PAL PS1)
Bugdom (PAL, PS1, Mac)
>>136028903
>buying amiibos
Die
>>136028903
of those I think Men in Black is your best bet. It's nothing like the movie, but that's probably a good thing
>>136029402
You know I haven't actually played it properly since I was a kid.
An alien themed resident evil style game.
I got to the arctic level and one part freaked the shit out of me and I haven't played it since.
I don't know how but I actually have 2 copies of the game but only one case.
>>136029932
if you decide to run it let me know I'll help you out
>been invited to a discord
catch you losers on the flip side ;P
>>136032151
please im in 2 discords........
can we stop pretending mario maker isnt speedrun related
>>136032546
We were never pretending.
>>136032546 (You(Yes... YOU))
>>136028903
I looked up Firo and Klawd, run that
>>136033539
top game
I ran through it earlier today, just too see the size of the challenge
>>136027910
>>tranny
https://twitter.com/heeheex2/status/712131708208832512
>>136034087
grats heeheex2 aka weedman69! :)
>>136034087
isnt heehee like 21 lmao
>>136034087
>someone is actually marrying this memeing pile of shit
>>136034087
NORMIES OUT
>>136028903
blue dragon
>>136034087
haha i bet the marriage lasts 2 months tops until he gets bored and moves onto something else, just like his speed games.
>>136034087
Is it gonna be on VC or emulator?
dss is right bertin strim
>>136036458
Fuck you
>>136034087
>heex4 is getting married
>you still live in your parents' house and spend your day shitposting on a vietnamese imageboard.
Out of the blue, but what the fuck happened to 0xa101, Adrian? Literally dropped off the face of the internet.
is this place still shit or can I start posting my stream on here again
>>136037258
That's what happens when you dump the most famous speedrunner. You become irrelevant.
I miss adrianposting though.
>>136037258
>>136037450
>>136037450
there was some a bit back
>>136037569
>>136037581
wew lad
>>136037450
Yeah but her streams were still awesome. Might be why Cosmo went off the deep end too.
>your relationship is in the process of crashing and burning
>heehee's getting married
man life blows
>>136041223
sorry laz
reminder that minion has been balls deep inside cronikeys and you haven't
>>136042375
who cares I dont want to fuck another man (cronikeys)
>>136042612
>not wanting to tap that fine piece of ass
based gaybro
>>136042819
he has no ass as it is, theres no meat on that boy
>>136042898
>he
>boy
>>136042951
cronikeys is an m->f transexual
>>136042898
he need some milk
been chatting to a fellow speedbro for the past 4 hours
he ran me through his game, explained all the tricks and invited me to the discord
why can't you be that nice?
>>136043418
noone ever asks me for help
>>136043530
this
>>136043418
>>136043530
literally just this, no one ever asks me then cries on twitter/somewhere else about no help
>>136043418
i erp instead
>>136043418
i'm pretty nice. you don't fucking know me.
>wake up in middle of night
>no mhc stream
uh?????
completely and utterly bald
cutefluffybunny more like cutefrickinboy
When the fuck do we get some streams? Fucking hell...
*streams*
moofin? more like muffin after obesity laid the smackdown on his body
>>136045685
i meant someone good.....
>>136045839
It's genetics
>>136045613
whenever I get added to the list :/
slayer stream right the heck now
>>136044474
can someone explain this post??
>>136046331
there is not one hair on his head
>>136046331
>>136046428
We get it, you like sheep canoodling.
Cosmo.
alright
>>136047193
>>136046428
come play tree bee
egg cum lee
betty cup ball sheep
>>136046428
>mfw I got it
maybe some day
it's somebody else's turn to bump
tfw you have a dream where a girl has her arm around your shoulders and is holding you close to hert. sane healthy male
stay safe yurobros
>>136051739
Stop White genocide
*speedruns a party game*
the meme where you have a 100% category for a game that doesn't have a % counter is getting pretty stale
can someone run shadow warrior classic redux
i'd really appreciate it, thanks
>>136055712
Wording this
>>136051739
thanks, vote trump
>>136056618
I would if I could figure out a consistent way to do all the new clips.Also, would it be possible for you to include keyboard inputs in future videos?
>>136057908
yeah i can probably start doing that
i've also been meaning to make a little tutorial vid for some of the new clips just because they're a bit more awkward then the usual "hold back against door and fire"
>cyfgher came out in support of trump
B A S E D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4
>>136058974
<find game to speedrun
<lose interest before i even start the download
<tfw like the idea of speedrunning but cant bring myself to do it because i dont have autism
help
That's right. I'm a girl AND i play games
Don't hit on me you silly cis scum
>>136060832
Does Narcissa still have a penis or is he actually female now, like can he get pregnant?
>>136060965
lmao
>>136060965
>is he actually female now, like can he get pregnant?
>female
>he
im laffin
Males can get pregnant, shitlord.
>>136061680
Lmfao
>>136060965
>>136061680
>>136061889
>Director: Ivan Reitman
>Reitman's parents were Jewish; his mother survived the Auschwitz concentration camp and his father was an underground resistance fighter.
>>136058352
Cool, thanks.
Will keep an eye out for that then.
>>136058974
>>136058974
literally who?
>>136061889
>3/4 names at the top are jewish
Imagine being so out of touch with reality that you deny the existence of arthritis and tendon damage.
>>136065212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmhw43ratxA
>>136065212
Imagine being so out of touch with reality that you think people are calling into question the existence of diseases when really they are doubting the words of a lying tranny.
>>136065407
I've seen people on here say that hand pain isn't real. Think for a minute about how retarded that is, and stop injecting Cosmo into every conversation.
>>136065547
post a fireden link then
>>136065212
>>136065547
Imagine being that much of a pathetic beta cuck that you actually support the idea of people using the hand excuse when they are being outplayed in their speedgame.
An actual fucktard claiming that pain cannot be felt in your hands.
>>136065924
Give me your hands then, bitch boy. I'll stomp them flat and then we'll see how well you do in your speedgame.
>>136065924
Imagine being so dumb you think injuries don't objectively decrease performance in activities that use the injured extremity.
Let's just ignore the most basic medical knowledge ever known.
>>136024458
One anime coming right up!
>>136066078
Hand pain from playing VIDEO GAMES you fucking moron. It can't happen.
>>136065973
hello 2nd place
>>136066481
just shut up already squid
>>136066548
not him, but if you think playing with a controller can give you hand pain then you are deluded. it is an excuse that people use when they cannot compete
>>136066481
Of course it can. Just like it can happen from playing piano or virtually any type of repetitive strain. This is well researched and an established medical fact. Ask your doctor if you don't believe me you feloniously stupid cunt.
Of course it can. Just like it can happen from playing piano or virtually any type of repetitive strain. This is well researched and an established medical fact. Ask your doctor if you don't believe me you feloniously stupid cunt. - A furious cry baby who plans to use the hand excuse when he gets exposed
>>136066391
Blue is my favorite flavor
>>136036038
im the official post underrater and i gotta say
u n d e r r a t e d
post
"Hand pain isn't real." - low IQ, no social skills skinny bitch weiner kid in his early 20s who thinks he understands human physiology better than doctors and established medical science.
>>136066481
My thumb sometimes gets sore from the joystick desu
>>136067546
(((esablished medical science)))
>>136067816
Yes, established medical science.
Ask your doctor about "repetitive strain injury" the related literature.
it seems hand pain is real after all - mash monkey after 5 years of refusing to use a Turbo button
>>136068340
Ask a scientist about the holocaust and he'll tell you it's real too
>>136068673
Because it was real.
Jesus christ you people are fucked up lmao
>>136069007
>Because it was real
LMAO
>someone finds a faster route for me
>don't want to practice anything new
>know that everyone in the community will unquestionably accept my verdict on the matter
>tell them it's slower and go back to grinding the old route
>>136069220
did you actually expect effort from someone like this?
>>136069220
ask him for the information he used for timing if you don't believe him
>>136069007
How much personal research have you done buddy?
>>136069161
>>136069163
>>136069349
stay redpilled friends
>>136069504
you know it
>>136069161
can someone explain this post??
A bullet for your thoughts, /srg/.
>>136069653
Excuse me?
>>136069349
I have a master's degree in history.
I assume the extent of your research amounts bullshit you read online.
>>136069718
history books also teach that jet fuel can melt steel beams
>>136069718
Woah look at the big tough guy with a marxists *ahem* masters degree in "history". He sure knows the facts. You probably speedrun too
>>136069837
>>136069856
Hey look it's the tinfoil hat brigade. Keep working hard guys, you'll get your GED someday.
>>136069927
>someone with a master in history looking down on others' education
now THIS is comedy
>>136069927
face it, you've wasted your time memorizing lies
>>136069927
>Everything they told me to think is true because TIN FOIL HAT AND RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I bet you don't have a single world record
>>136069560
This post is nkr explaining to people on cosmo's youtube about how the idea that you can be whatever "gender" you want is asinine and that cosmo still is in fact a male with mental health issues.
Also as an observation: once cosmo stopped speedrunning, his descent into madness sped up. Could speedrunning actually be helping legit mentally unstable people from getting worse? Another example of this is pvtcb. While he speedruns, he remains calm and mentally stable. Once he stops speedrunning for a period of time, he spirals into depression and other mental problems.
Speedrunning is possibly saving people from going crazy or worse.
>>136070240
Speedrunning is a symptom of crazy
My marxist jew professor told me so it must be so.
>>136070869
Same! *snips off dick*
>>136070240
It's just a proxy for work but the world is so fucking kiked you can't do value producing work easily.
Reminder to support your speedfriends.
>tfw you make a spicy new alt
>>136071091
Wording da phuqq outta dis shyt
Backstabbin niqqaz need 2 leave Tbh
real talk: does anybody else miss duke_bilgewaters speed streams? I dreamed of him last night
which is a better run, dark cloud 1 or 2?
>>136068673
>yeah well i bet your doctor will say the holocause was real.... shows what doctors know haha gotem
holy fuck is this really the best you idiots can do on the hand pain thing
>>136058974
DM me (Cronikeys) if you want to hop on the Trump Train but are afraid of any backlash. We're forming a Fast American Gamers Get On Trump Stump coalition
>>136073376
I'd rather hop on the croni train if you know what I mean
>>136073112
Who do you hate more, the muslims or the trannies?
>>136072504
i do
maybe if hotline 2 wasnt shit things would have been different....
>>136073625
>i literally have no argument and have been proven wrong
nice
>>136074341
that's literally you reddit boy
>>136074513
keep replying with no argument as a testament to your idiocy, it makes me glad.
trump 2016
*streams anime*
>>136076250
post your picarto
>>136076250
I could go for a snuggy anime steram
>be european
>get blown up
Shyttt i aint wanna admit it or nuttin... But yo...
nkr wuz rite Tbh
https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/712316858301440001
is lurk dying?
>>136078141
- a European
Y?? Dayum niqqa smdhrn u dum af tbhwu...
BECUH HEAD-CRAN SAID SO
brb soylent
>>136015086
Is that a girl?
>>136015086
>nkr immediately responding
lmfao this kid is so fucking thirsty
>>136079306
"yes"
>>136079306
We won't find out until the wedding night.
>>136071091
>60 viewers AGAIN
how does he do it???
>>136028903
do rugrats
the world record for it is fucking garbage and it'd be good to see a decent run for it
a bullet in every muslim
>>136081751
Muslims are peaceful people
slayer stream watch dogs routing
>>136081926
wording this so hard, brother. Allah akhbar
>>136079413
>yfw nkr is the one who asked if they are dating
>>136081926
that would just make my job easier desu
>>136082119
wasn't me
does nkr want to nut in a tranny?
>>136074341
what's your argument? what evidence have you provided that hand pain isn't real outside of your anecdotal (and thus biased and unreliable) personal experience?
>>136082584
Croni sent him nudes and he fell for the fake tits meme
>>136082584
croni is jewish
>>136083008
thanks for the late response!
>>136083406
no problem little dude..
>>136083175
everyone has nudes at this point so why fall for it
>>136082584
who wouldn't want to nut inside croni desu
>>136083493except me
>>136083634
literally just tweet asking for them
I think srg is actually the worst vg thread.
about to go live with harvest moon wish me luck
>>136081926
If they attack ESA will we finally be free of these europoor shitposters?
about to go live with Super Mario 64, wish me luck
>hand pain isn't real
>cronikeys isn't a woman
*bird laughs*
>>136084071
imagine nutting inside croni making her give birth to 10 beautiful white children
>>136085319
nkr...
>>136084441
Both of these are fact, take your neo-srg headcrab memes out of here.
>>136085371
marxism
D E A D H O B B Y
>>136086253
ZeroMaster010 is doing doom 2 on nightmare
>>136086253
I'll be live in an hour buddy.
>>136086253
don't worry, friend. I'll fire up my stream right now!
>>136086387
>ZeroMaster010
is he a shy newboi
>>136086540
>>136086618
ok thanks slayer
>>136086910
no, just a doomboi
>>136086540
>>136086618
what do you both run
who's ready for some ESPORTS SPEEDRUNNING this weekend at Californiathon? can't wait to see EPIC mario maker races!
yo slayer is there a different version of CoP that you're using, other than the steam one? Curious as it doesn't show up on your profile + interest in the game
>>136087883
>californiathon this weekend
has duke tweeted out his classic "i havent speedrun all year but im going to run in a marathon xD" shit already?
>>136088513
twitter.com/Duke_Bilgewater/status/711983333140336640
Close enough B) B) B)
>>136088418
the in-game version number is 1.6.02 but it's actually 2.0.0.12, the latest gog release. i'm not sure if there's any version differences, aside from one possible glitch i've read of where you can underflow your rubles, which i can't seem to recreate, whether there's more to it than what i read, or it only works on the base version of the game, i can't say
>>136088746
>tfw I go months at a time away from /srg/ and nothing changes
>>136089463
squishy
>>136089463
bags of sand
>>136089712
>>136089764
tfw you will never get to feel croni's squishy bag of sand butt
>>136088986
although, this seems to be a version difference, as this is happening repeatedly across multiple installs and files of this version, enemies appearing in yanov station, something that i never had happen on the CD version or the Steam version
could be that they broke some shit when they tried to fix the online
>>136090762
They may have changed the spawn distance of mutants around Yanov station, so that there's a chance mutants can spawn inside the station. Or they messed around with the sectors.
>>136084649
me on the left
>>136090762
Stop speedrunning
good morning speedbros
>>136093279
good night
>>135998570
so just like ilias?
>>136094229
Why did my post get deleted?
>>136095397
problematic
what's your good luck charm?
mine is a stuffed lizard
Anybody ever looks up the Duke_Bilgewater is one cold ass nigga pastebin http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
And wish they were nick? Having suceeded in commiting suicide AND got to know the one true speedboi Duke_Bilgewater irl. Even if he'd shit about you, it's mans biggest dream to experience such a great person
No but seriously what would jodi(e)_Bilgewater Tolan senior think about this?
>>136098086
this meme was never good, please stop
>>136097984
a glass of soylent before every stream
>>136098086
what
>>136098086
He'd write a screenplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7hvXeOAKw
Reminder to call Brussels and ask how they're doing
>>136099552
lmao
>>136099552
Why did you post this?
>>136098438
i forced this shit for months don't talk shit about my meme dude
>>136100261
your meme is garbage dude
>>136100261
What's the actual story behind this? Like how did srg get their hands on it?
plump elin thighs
>>136100379
it was a pastebin someone posted a few times before i picked it up and started forcing it
someone traced it back to the place the system thinks is spam
my mind wanders
Here are your bullets, /srg/. You have 5. How do you use them?
>>136102882
coolheadcrab
fairheadcrab
cuteheadcrab
elementalheadcrab
slayerofbabies
>>136100046
probably because it's hilarious senpai
>>136102882
Mikwuyama
Yashi
Cosmo
Trihex
Myself
>>136102882
muslims
>>136102882
trannies
>>136103134
traitors first mate
>>136102882
Use all of them on narcissa so I have no chance of missing
>>136103490
except croni
>>136102882
To finally blow my brain the fuck out of my head (someone just end me already)
is cronikeys trans
>>136104462
>all these cronikeys obsessed newfags who don't know any of the lore
the fuck happened
what game do you think is the most respectable to speedrun? reason doesn't matter. whether it's because of the skill level needed or it being the least degenerate game, etc.
>>136104740
just got a computer sorry mate
>>136104875
most respectable: my game
least respectable: your game
Is the doggy finally dead?
>>136102882ben_cn
ben_cn
ben_cn
ben_cn
ben_cn
>>136107573
I started this meme, the bullet in the head of every tranny meme and every worthwhile meme in this pathetic shit hole.
>>136107920
This place is like new /scv/ though, how old are you?
have you submitted your game for SGDQ yet?
>>136108078
how dare you tripfag in MY general
>>136108317
I went out of my way to come visit you.
>>136108436
filtered
can we go back to talking about narci now
>Speedrunning
qt anime butt
*takes another gentle sip of my soy treat*
will there be a soylent booth at Californithon this weekend?
Bottoms up
does anyone have that half-life quicksaving webm?
*lays the smoochdown on u*
*exclusively eats estrogen-filled soylent*
*thinks he's a woman*
PURE COINCIDENCE!
croni stop looking for glitches on ty pc
I want it to be console only
New PB. :)
>>136113186
congrats moofin
>>136113186
GJ senpai
>>136113186
congrats senpai!
>>136113186
Get off this forum and stop speedrunning loser
>>136113686
Uhhm hello?
>>136113686
i dont get it. is the nigger you?
>>136113186
I'M IN LOVE WITH ZFG!
>>136112970
it's already not console only the load times are like 5x as fast and save & quit is now viable
>>136113686
>>136114117
>>136114356
*installs to ssd*
>>136114117
>>136113686
dont bully
*feels a special connection with /srg/*
>>136114305
We know, Yashi.
*has baby penis*
>>136111932
pls be rollqt..
>bullying the only person to post their splits
lol?
Fuck this cancerous general
>>136115202
post splits
>>136115354
that's besides the point
>>136113140
grats on wr!
>>136115576
>>136115589
t-thanks
does anyone have good bathroom trip optimization strats to share
piss jugs? wireless controller? play in bathroom? pls help my game is 3 hours :/
>>136116525
sig strats
>>136116525
lass laufen
>>136116584
that seems messy and unhygienic
>>136116707
Its fast though.
>>136116525
>can't hold their bladder more than 3hrs
>>136114356
>load times
>save and quit
this is what happens when you let non-runners have a say
>>136117150
fuck off kryssstal
Also, which bathroom do I use if I have a girlcock?
>>136116936
I cant hold it for more than 30 minutes if I have drank something, I think I might have a serious problem.
>>136117301
family bathroom
>>136117301
I use female bathrooms regardless. It's a good way to speedrun seeing things I like
tfw you want to reply to actual speedrelated content, as you actually care about speedrelated content on this speedrelated general, but you're hours late and it'd be a thanks for the late response desu :/
>>136117301
Whichever you like of course!
>>136117651
giving you an early response
>>136116525
what game?
>>136118810
super deep throat all girls
>>136112970
reminder that the ty community refused to test the xbox version even though it ran faster with better load times
Steam ded for anyone else?
>>136119238
Nah Cujo stream working just fine.
>>136119238
as dead as i want to be
Give me a (you)
>>136119615
Here you go senpai
why cant smash faggots fuck off away from speedrunning like moba players and other fighting game players do
why do people pretend smash and speedrunning are similar or paired in some way
fuck off
Dear /srg/
Is speedrunning competitive in any way shape or form?
>>136120079
It makes sense. Sig and Narci were basically the founding parents of competitive Smash, desu.
>>136120079
it's disgusting how people genuinely think smash is anything other than a party game
Video games are not competitive.
>>136120079
>>136120267
>>136120295
its just the same as people thinking of smash as fighting
and this all can be linked together to a specific blame
>>136120417
the madman how did he even do it? trihex isnt a speedrunner nor does he play fighting games.
>>136117790
we used to call them unisex toilets
>>136120417
(IT'S REAL NIGGA!)
>>136122224
excuse me, it's called unigender
>>136122456
oh my fucking lord
this was never a problem before, why is it a problem now
>>136120079
Smash is a party game for Nintoddlers
of course it's big among speedrunners
>>136120417
thank you for being a part of swag support
heres a selfie with justin wong
>>136123083
what the fuck
hello?
>>136128279
is it me you're looking for?
>>136128279
when's hotline
>>136128279
It's me
>>136128279
vertigo
>>136128389
i can see it in your eyes
>>136129053
I can see it in your smile
>>136120079
>fuck off away from speedrunning like moba players
i have bad news for you anon
Comfy Darb stream.
>>136131612
base
https://twitter.com/CockbotSRG/status/645075387588980736
>>136132262
cockbot is the biggest pyatters nuthugger
cockbot vote trump
Reminder that Pyatters has "dresses" set as a word to nickflash him. wish i could find where he said it on stream and when it happened
>>136131612
just what i wanted someone reloading a save state every 1/2 second wow cant beat this comf
>>136133851
It was comfy before you joined, nerd.
Reminder to stand up from your chair and take regular, small walks to prevent blood clots from forming!
>>136134005
why? dvt sounds like the perfect quick death.
Bring Back Pie Posting
>>136134091
blood clots can be painful, senpai! Please don't let it happen! The people who love you will be sad!
>>136134005
I've been eagerly waiting for the day one of these degenerates that do 24 hour streams get a blood clot caught on webcam
>>136134434
fuck off pie literally no one likes you
name one person who likes pie
protip: you can't
>>136133456
https://www.twitch.
tv/pyatters/v/53433716?t=07m00s
watch with chat replay
>>136132262
word
does anybody ever wish they just dropped dead on the spot?
>>136136572
slayer thats nice and all but you should really be streaming
>>136136739
i wish i was as popular as slayer but im a massive faggot so nobody likes me
>>136136838
well he's one too so you're almost there
>>136137161
i'm not a stalker, i was the one who asked him
>>136137161
He's European. It's just part of their culture.
>>136137405
guy...
>>136137596
his name is gaywith for a reason
>>136073106
hello??
>>136138342
I wouldn't really care as long as he had fun desu.
>>136138641
both are pretty bad really, at least dark cloud has a bunch of neat glitches, dark chronicle is pretty much just play the route out and get lucky
>>136138342
i suppose it depends if my son is a cute femboi or not, if he was, i would support his choices wholeheartedly
if not, i would not hesitate to tell him he wouldn't ever pass and should instead just start lifting things up and putting them down
>>136138907
figured as much :\
oh well, id probably do 1 since it's the one i remember the most
>>136139042
apparently at least one of the glitches used in 1 requires a particular model of ps2, there's a VERY detailed pastebin on the srcom page for the game
dg5 wr attempts
twitch.tv
/licensetobill
>>136140261
now this that shit I DO like senpai
>>136135821
me
cfb
spike
>>136142139
>spike
he's just doing this as a publicity stunt
>>136142273
frick off spike is based
>>136142357
im sure youre bullshitting, but spike is actually a good guy, whether or not he sells out
>>136142139
spike will do anything for "speedcred"
cfb likes everyone
you don't exist
>>136142628
so is pie
iateyourpie is the white version of blacks who keep saying "ayy" and "nigga" but he says "yo" and "dude"
>>136143131
lmao so true
FUDGE MUFFINS
>It's a anon spends hours trying to get past the first fucking screen episode
>Cronikeys stops streaming
>shitposting starts
hey y'all AMA we got AZ
>>136148414
not bad
croni should just post his nudes here and get it over with desu
>NASA NEWS ALERT:
The registration fee is $25 ($20 is you bring a TV). You can either pay in person or pay here:
http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/thread/imhy6/1#lzwyc
>>136148920
is it cool to hate NASA yet? im sure by the time the marathon starts it will be, but what about now?
>>136150316
/srg/ agrees that Naegleria needs to drop his "speed crusader" act. Aside from that, it isn't cool to hate it yet.
>>136150316
You can hate NASA because it's being run by Naegleria
>>136150487
srg aint even agreed on nothin doe
>>136148660
>his
fuck off cislord
is croni a weenie-snipper?
>>136152617
>croni
>weenie
pick 1
>>136148414
who is we?
>everyone goes offline at the same time
What the heck!
>pretends to not read the thread
>>136011375
is this a meemee or is croni actually a tranny
>>136157997
#aboveitall
Are we just going to pretend these pictures aren't happening?
k.
What's the most hated speedrunning game ever?
Preferably one that is boring and no one wants to watch?
>>136158486
yours
do >we like negro streamers like the MHC?
Someone else buy fucking Insanity's Blade so I can pretend to optimize while you beat my horrible fucking WR.
>>136159242
Sell me, what is it
>>136159242
looks alright i might buy it
>>136159530
It's basically Castlevania. 2d sidescroller with a retro vibe. I run on arcade mode set to normal difficulty if you need a benchmark. There's too much text fuckery in the story mode.
>>136159720
I saw it and it looks like boring indieshit so I'll pass desu. I was hoping for some sort of overlooked late 90s/early 2000s action RPG based on the title
>>136159242
doesn't look terrible actually. if I'm looking for pc games to run I'll keep this in mind
2000 viewers. Our boi pie is making it big lads.
>>136159242
seems a bit too long of a run for what it is
>>136161227
he'll be going offline any moment now
moistsj
>>136159242
only if you tell me your split font name because its cool
>>136162473
Alagard. I think it'd on DaFont or somewhere. I'm probably going to use it if I ever get around to making this game I've had in my head for a few years.
>>136158056
how new
You're out minding your own business when this suddenly beats the PB of the last game you ran. What do? Keep in mind he has over 1 million YT subscribers and has the House of Caravan, X 17, and Zombie Hell 2 WRs.
>>136168384
I refuse to believe that's cr1tikal
Are there any good tutorials for bhoping in Half-life 2?
>>136150316
NASA is pro tranny and had an irrelevant tranny have a yes or no say on what games get in despite the tranny not even being knowledgable in speedruns or even a speedrunner himself.
what's most accurate gba emulator? i'm trying to run hamtaro heartbreak
>>136162182
The King appreciates your recognition, anime.
Keep reaching for the stars.
>>136085319
>>136085371
delete this shit now
>>136104963
lol
>>136107920
>I started this meme, the bullet in the head of every tranny meme
But I started it
>>136183586
Thanks for the late response!
>vomit inducing autist speedrunners with facecams
why is this a thing
why has this probably become more of a thing lately
>>136184224
cultural marxism
>>136184224
say that to my face not online and see what happens
>>136168384
he only plays meme games under 3 minutes
>>136185195
mods are asleep post anime!
>>136183854
False.
>people actually buy the hand pain excuse
Reminder that Bouncey 'First 1:16 in SMS Any% Whoa I Got Bopped By A Better Player and Suddenly My Hands Hurts Too Much To Play and Now I am Quitting Speedrunning' Boy used this very excuse after he got exposed by Toubou.
>people actually buying the hand pain conspiracy
See you in 5 years when you've fucked up your hands.
>>136186907
>>136189949
2hu isnt anime
>>136190079
dont make me say it
fw your on a good run but the run anxiety just wont let up and your thumbs and left wrist startin to hurt real bad
FACT: Hand pain from video games DOES exist. It ONLY occurs when the user presses buttons too hard and grips the controller too firmly. Pressing lighter and having a looser grip will allow you to enjoy games longer without having painful hands.
>>136191832
you're talking about arthritis?
>>136191832
murdergrip helps your inputs
>>136189338
>Boy used this very excuse after he got exposed by Toubou.
except the part where he had been struggling with hand pain consistently before that. oh, wait, this is SRG. i forgot we were shitting on people for the sake of being edgy. carry on...
>>136192540
its easy to forget that WE are supposed to be a dick to everyone and a blight on speedrunning!!!
>>136192238
Anon, let me tell you a secret...When you get older, your joints don't work as well as they used to. For older speedrunners, you start having a harder time doing multiple fast inputs manually like you could in your early years. This is why the JRPG speedrun community allows the use of turbo. Many of us have arthritis and by using turbo we can still play JRPGs with only minor pain. Once your hands start to hurt, it is a sign your body is ready for a nice JRPG.
113 IPs
>>136192983
so cosmo must be about 50 years old
>>136192983
id rather kill myself than play jrpg
they are all (100%) fucking awful and boring
>>136193431
>hasnt played ttyd
anon..
>>136193839
>ttyd
let me know when you play a real game like REmake or LA noire kid
>>136194195
b-b-but muh arthritis!!!
>>136191832
Constant cellphone and keyboard+mouse use are more damaging to your hands than video game playing with a controller
>>136194975
How feminine of you
>>136194564
thanks for your medical expertise
>>136194975
titty skittles do that to you
you'll get a blood clot and cancer next
still waiting for that bullet in the head
>>136192540
>Implying he wasn't setting this up as a safetey net as he knew his temporary WR was about to be bested
Keep an eye out for this kind of behaviour.
Here is the official list of excuses to not speedrun because someone got blown the fuck out:
- Hand Pain
- 'I'm suddenly not having fun anymore'
- I-I lost my motivation
- I-I'm too busy!
- I can't think of any route improvements so I have suddenly lost interest in running the game
- 'I'm transitioning'
>>136196473
Why can't he just say he doesn't want to compete any more?
>>136196723
because he has said exactly the opposite. the NEETs of /srg/ dont understand that sometimes people have lives. he has said he will be coming back. not that it matters.
>>136196473
you forgot the excuse of depression
>>136196473
add "This new version just isn't worth it"
>>136196723
Because these autistic fags literally cannot admit defeat.
>>136196803
>posting about yourself in third person
>>136196838
Added to the list, I will make an official post of more excuses shortly. In the mean time, feel free to add excuses.
>>136002689
He's next in line for the rope after Cosmo.
>>136194975
die faggot
Are the mods still asleep.
Cosmo should start speed running noose tying honestly.
Webmeme wednesday?
>>136198150
Post this on your twitter pussy
>>136198854
Sorry I'm not a degenerate attention whore and do not have an account there.
>>136199216
Get the fuck out you Reddit tier triggered SJW.
>>136198048
Mods are sleeping like babbies
>>136199349
>Let me post my off-topic garbage that has nothing to do with the hobby anymore
>tfw no slayer stream
>>136198838
the only people contributing to this general anymore are the webm posters and the splits posters. most of you dont even speedrun. remind me why we dont just let /srg/ die?
>>136199216
Write about it in your diary kid.
>>136199906
im a few posts down lad
>>136199906
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.
>>136200148
25 with job and was on homecoming court in highschool. Had a nice little Jewish girlfriend too when I was there too. Stop projecting your problems on others nerd. You sound kind of pissy, did you show up late to the Hillary rally and they wouldn't let you in?
>>136198048
anime is growing stronger
>>136196473
>ZFG says All Dungeons is "not fun any more" after getting his sub-optimal meme world record beaten
BTFO
>>136199785
I does (pronounced likes "dues" bc im a nigger) mad speedrunz doe
>>136200125
word
>>136196473
>de squid putting others down for not wanting to waste their lives being brainless grindmonkeys post
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna stream
just fucking watch me, I'll do it
>tfw speedsenpai says he loves you for watching his stream
>>136199216
Get out of here marxist
>>136201071
Dat wudnt even Squid doe
>>136200701
all dungeons has been watered down a ton since boat skip was found. the fastest route is extremely similar to mst now, where as before it had some original routing, with an alternate wrong warp to skip lullaby and some other reasons to exist alongside mst. now its just mst with deku moved to the end and 20 mins less cutscenes. and n64 is very obviously slower than vc now, which zfg hates.
>>136202026
you got a speech impediment or something, freak?
>>136201158
>your speedcrush will never say this to you
what's next for non-gaming content on twitch? remember- it's not allowed until twitch shills out some paid programming for it and invents a new category for it.
>>136201158
You're a faggot.
>used to be into watching speedruns a couple years ago
>cosmo's a p cool dude I guess
>he speedruns painting his nails a few times
>TRANS IN DENIAL threads on /v/ all over the place
>just found out he actually transitioned
HO LEE SHIT
>>136203206
im 100% convinced there is this one faggot that pretends to be a /v/ crossboarder that makes this post every week.
>>136202860
pets/animals
then 'gender' discussion
>>136202365
I aint even say nuthin doe
>>136201158
tfw you make your speedsenpai blush on stream :3c
a near miss or a close call?
>>136200367
>25 with job and was on homecoming court in highschool. Had a nice little Jewish girlfriend too when I was there too
>bringing up your past success in high school
everyone got pussy in high school you dumbass
you are still a 25 year old that tells people to kill themselves on 4chan. lmao pussy
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/712688252998684672
NORMIES OUT
>>136203881
LMAO how delusional can one retard be
>>136203881
>Fox news
>journalistic integrity
Everyone who posts here is retarded. Me too I suppose.
>>136204136
FOX Business*
>>136199361
redpill me on TAS
>>136204629
tool-assisted speedrun where emulator features like slowdown, rerecording, frame advanced, etc. are utilized in order to achieve a theoretically optimized time that is more perfect than a human can achieve.
>>136204705
>he still thinks the "S" stands for "speedrun"
>>136204842
smug anime posters are toxic.
>>136204971
>>136204971
>>136204971
>>136204842
It does. There are some who call it "superplay," but that term has largely become defunct. There are demonstrative tool-assisted playthroughs that are usually called "freestyle TASes."
>>136205185
>freestyle TASes
Literally nobody uses this term. For the record most TAS are superplays. The ones which are speedruns are in the minority.
>>136204971
who wants to watch my MOTAT (moderately optimized tool assisted thingy)
>srg is still here
holy shit
hi guys
>>136203449
die homo
119 IPs
>>136204971
>toxic
Don't make me curbstomp your head, marxist freak
>>136206878
/srg/ is, by the very definition of the word, toxic
>>136142631
i dont like -everyone-
you're welcome for the late response ;)
srg is a haven of love and peace.
Do not believe the propaganda.
>>136207067
whens xcom my man
/srg/ is a great place filled with wonderful people such as (you)
>>136206196
Id rather watch Mofat Tbh
any comfy speedruns
soothing voices with game sounds in on the background help me relax
>>136198838
2013
>unironic tripfagging
>calling each other degenerates
>shitposting about cosmo
>20% posts speedrun related
>stream hopping
2016
>/pol/ posting
>tranny posting
>e-celeb gossip
>shitposting about narcissa
>2% posts speedrun related
>only two or three streams that all the circlejerkers shit up
>no one streams consistent speedrunning anymore
Kappa
I don't have any new speedwebms, so have this cute one instead
it's actually surreal being a part of the speedrun community and seeing it go to shit in a span of 3-4 years
dosbox a shit
>>136209982
you can thank cosmo, iateyourpie, and mike uyama for that.
>>136207286
after finish moving in also this isn't speedrunning related
>>136210105
I blame Cosmo the most out of those three.
Uyama gets the pass because a bi-annual speedrun event that raises money for charity and lets others see your run is pretty sweet in concept. Until you get to the corruption and how shitty it got that is.
Pie was fine until he ran home after sgdq 13 to get the raid and sold out from there.
Cosmo was one of the biggest streamers on twitch and he spawned so many shitters with all the donations and prioritizing webcam and personality over playing the game
>>136210105
>iateyourpie
that's giving pie too much credit
>>136209887
this always cracks me the fuck up every time I see it.
>>136201071
There is no justification for making up excuses for dropping a game when you get BTFO. Expect a properly structured list soon. Please post suggestions and possible examples.
>>136208896
no such thing sorry
>>136208896
twitch.tv
/slayerofbabies
>>136212029
>"it's not gay if i would suck the dick of a cute guy"
>elementalheadcrab in chat
this cult is so fucking gay and stupid. it's always these same people in slayer and squids chat and they go to soe__'s stream when they are not live
>>136190090
SAY IT
>>136213424
normal people etc
>>136198838
new one I pulled off last night.
>>136213725
This is not speedrunning
kys pussy
>speedfriend submits a run for a game im a mod for
>dont watch the run
>verify it anyway
man, i sure am glad no one ever cheats, that would make this a lot harder!
>>136213725
Sweet
>>136213913
>user submits a 2 hours run
>it's verified within 10 minutes
as am I
>>136199605
when's nightmare
>>136210717
neither is this thread
>>136215682
after i beat a couple of IL times maybe
>>136209509
ill bring tripfagging back if u want
>>136212029
these cutscenes look and sound fucking terrible
>>136213725
how is this speedrunning its like watching an action game do a basic combo
>>136216657
speedrunning isnt determined by entertainment
>>136216786
have you been paying attention to the events lately
>>136216786
it sucks
cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb cfb
does that mean he's still obsessively reading the thread
>>136218641
Duh
>>136218641
man I wish all trannies would just die and leave us normal people alone
>>136218641
unfollowed after this tweet
>>136218641
Imagine being this paranoid and narcissistic that you think everyone is out to get you.
>>136218641
Connect the dots:
Bullet · · · · Tranny · · · · Head
Imagine Pyatters drawing this
https://twitter.com/Pyatters/status/639607196339339264
>>136219684
imagine pyatters getting a boner multiple times while drawing this
>>136219429
can't wait for studies to find out that soylent causes schizophrenia
>>136219684
pyatters needs to get locked up
remember how he behaved toward ari?
i love memes
>>136219651
Connect the dots:
Meows...Chanzeux...Gook
My favorite /srg/ moment was Pyatters getting exposed and the backpedaling that ensued
>>136221083
D*ng u new af cuz i can name mad better moments, b
Croni getting exposed
Minion tripping
Horror
Yashi Snowtiger
The list goes on my niqqa
>>136221515
None of that is notable outside of Horror
>>136221657
And Pyatters is? Niqquh please
>>136221657
lol?
yashixsnowtiger is fucking hilarious because a) yashi was underaged and b) he was too drunk to consent, so basically yashi's first time having sex was rape.
need a (You) for luck
>>136221809
I thought it was funny that after being exposed someone found an old /v/ post about him having a babycock. Pyatters is easy to laugh at in general.
>>136222101
yashi is a fag who got raped and bragged about it so it's not that funny desu
the only thing arguably funny is that she had a cuck husband who let her slut around like that
>>136222159
good luck (You)
>>136220040
who the fuck is ari
>>136222101
>he was too drunk to consent
what kind of liberal nu-male horse shit is this
>>136223019
yashi was bragging about fuckign snowtiger
dont listen to that anon
When I'm speed running, nothing else matters.
All my troubles and worries disappear. The only thing that matters is the run. It is the most important thing in the world to me, for the brief period we share together.
We've had high and lows, we've been through tough challenges before but we always try again, and again, and again until we overcome them. I am stronger because of it.
I am a speed runner.
What's the deal with samu and that bird?
Narcissa a cute!
CUTE!
>>136222101
yashi was 18
source: i'm yashi
>>136223560
same
>>136225054
oh. then who gives a fuck lmao.
>>136221515
Add TRStanzi and her udders to the list
Why is trihexx encouraging him?
>>136225535
trihex got some of that boipucc after nwc
>>136219353
except croni
>>136225535
It's really cringy how this person's typing style changed after coming out of the closet
>>136219897
https://youtu.be/8Qi3JERmk9E?t=39
>>136221515
>Croni getting exposed
never happened senpai
>>136226187
It really didn't, though. Looking through old irc logs and even most of the older tweets, it's the same. There may have been a more "professional" feel to before the transition in that there were fewer ellipses and acronyms, but aside from that it's still very much the same.
Jesus Yarumasi tries way too hard. He's the new headcrab
>>136226458
I wonder who is behind thio post
What happened to Pheenoh?
>>136226629
waaaaaaah waaaaaah I hate having fun - you hate having fun
>>136225535
Because he thirsty af, duh
>>136226737
caught the gay from mumble crew and died
>>136226737
killed by tp
zfg will be the next one once he returns to it
mumble crew is based
>>136228470
*pathetic