/gtaog/ Grand Theft Auto Online General

>>135956148
>>Thread archive
>Pre split
>https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>Current
>https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
Slippery slope mate, better to use the other format in case it's not /gtaog/.

Anyone on PC?

>>135956275
wasn't aware it was changed, i'll update my .txt

>>135956275
>>135956341
As autistic as the split was, and even supporters agree it was, it was needed. Because mods were even more autistic than the split, their autism forced this autism. They were deleting posts with online characters and shenanigans because "avatarfagging", which is generally against the rules on 4chan except for rare cases, like the game being all about that shit in the first place, think /tsg/. GTA:O also falls under this exception, but being part of GTA series as a whole, mods just deleted posts and banned. Therefore, forcing it to GTA:O only was the only way to stop it.

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>get banned 10 days for cheating
>come back
>they took my 11 millions
>check garage
>they forgot

kek

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>>135956814
Investing is the best way to keep your money.

>>135956282
Will be soon enough.

Also
First for "Post your Outfits"

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>>135957409

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marry/fuck/kill/ignore

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>>135957409

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>>135957409
how's my new look

what triggers you, /gtaog/

>welfare launcher
>armored kuruma

What is the new policy to abuse

>>135957718
>people using cars that are bulletproof from behind and exclusively attacking you by backing

>>135957718
passive mode, its so easy to abuse.
insurgents backing up.

>>135957718
fight shit with shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpogUikM9s8

>>135958059
>SUPER FUN MATCH!!!!
>1.000.000.000.000.000$!
>999.999.999.999RP! SUPER
>FUN!!!!!!
This shit should be an instant ban

>>135957718
armored kuruma, I always blow them up, no exceptions
yes even crew, fuck you niggers

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>>135959167

>>135957569
looks like a cool dude
>>135957554
neat senpai
>>135957453
8/10 tbqh

>>135957532
ignore second from right
kill left
marry right
fuck second from left

>>135959327
If I hold a sticky bomb out the window of my car and someone shoots it. Do they pay the insurance fee?

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Is the feltzer a lost cause or can it be done right?

>>135957718
>heavy rifle kiddies
>blindfire OHKs
>crew driving off with my car
>respawning 1000000 miles from what I was doing because of a freemode event
>more motorcycle helmets never
>all of my gtag crushes are taken

>>135959729
who are your crushes

>>135959863
Too many trannies to name

>>135959863
Kaz, goznozzle and crimefighter

I haven't been on for 2 days, the crew leader has changed and the feed is full of drama, someone give me a tl;dr of what happened

>>135960531
It just reverted.

>>135960531
higgus.

>>135959994
>goznozzle
foite me m8

What's the current meta on the guns?
AP Pistol still best gun?

>>135961476
Machine Pistol's better. Anybody who disagrees is just too shit to make use of its higher damage.

>>135961576
Regular Pistol is better. Anybody who disagrees is just to shit to get headshots

>>135961751
Takes too long to kill people with it compared to the machine pistol.

>>135961751
Unarmed is better. Anyone who disagrees is just too shit to get in melee range.

>>135961864
>needing more than the first shot
You're just bad at videogames

>>135961906
A single headshot is not enough to kill people in some circumstances.

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>>135961871
Walking into people and pushing them off cliffs is better. Anyone who disagrees is just too shit at running

>>135962168
Jets are better. Anyone who cries about them is just bad at the game

>>135962336
You're doing it wrong

what do you fuckboys take a horn honk for?
I've noticed whenever I honk as a greeting, crew members tend to get in my car/follow me, then act surprised when I don't take them somewhere specific

>>135962336
Horris is better. Anyone that disagrees is just shit at freeroam challenges.

>>135959403
yes.

>Nobody actually posting reasons for why the machine pistol's shit
Not what I expected, but it's pretty telling at least.

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>>135959994
>>135961374
Settle down there, kids

>>135957532
>>135959327
w-why do people want to fuck me?

>>135960531
assholes happened, especially >>135961296

>>135961476
AP pistol best drive by weapon, yes, even better than the Tec9 just from RPM alone
how rockstar nerfs weapons is the most stupidest shit on the fucking planet
>lets nerf the tank
>remove all its armour
>its still OP in everything but absorbing explosives
>lets nerf the heavy sniper
>literally just lower the limb multiplier to 0.2, but it still does more damage than a chest shot from the L96/DMR
>its still a OHK cannon to chest and up
>lets nerf the AP pistol
>give it 5% more spread
>its still the most accurate, rapid fire, anti-armour, high DPS cannon in the game
If it didn't have the spread it has right now, you can use that gun exclusively up to 140m (aka same range as the ARs/CMGs) and it will probably beat everything else from RoF alone

>>135961576
higher damage per shot maybe

higher dps than ap pistol lol no

>>135962791
That's exactly what I meant yes. Obviously I would use DPS if I meant DPS.

>>135962394
I just honk to greet people, even randoms

Aralich, what settings do you use for Shadowplay?

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>>135957718
Public sessions

>>135962851
>AP pistol damage
>25
>Tec9 damage
>27
real fucking funny right, if you had a brain you'd use the oldest automatic design
>Revolver
>160 damage
haha! but not quite
>Marksman pistol
>220 damage

Just so you know, heavy sniper does 216 damage

>>135963151
What the fuck are you even saying you faggot. All I see is proof that the machine pistol's better and some fucking irrelevant shit.

>>135962438
m8 pls no

>>135963151
how come the revolver is so fucking good against vehicles

>>135963151
>heavy sniper does 216 damage
and doesnt suffer from falloff damage as much as any other weapon except explosive launchers maybe

>>135963381
>capable of taking out back rotor of helicopters with one shot
based heavy revolver

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>>135963249
All I see is the fact that if you had one guy, and you shot him in the head, it would be exactly one bullet from each pistol
If you grab the same guy (whos a faggot) and you shot him in the chest, one bullet by one, he will take the same amount of bullets, unless hes over level 100, in which, he needs an extra bullet from AP

>>135963404
>falloff damage
biggest bullshit in the game
>CMG does 45 damage at 1m
>CMG does <10 damage at 120m

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niggus what the fuck did you do with this girl, dude

>>135963736
>All I see is the fact that if you had one guy, and you shot him in the head, it would be exactly one bullet from each pistol
Where is that fact then? Can you quote it please, because I do not see it.

>If you grab the same guy (whos a faggot) and you shot him in the chest, one bullet by one, he will take the same amount of bullets, unless hes over level 100, in which, he needs an extra bullet from AP
Can you provide a source for that?

Also, the Machine Pistol is more precise. Allowing for easier and more headshots.

>>135963736
o-oy cecemel, time to bother you for that takeoff webm

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>>135962525
I'll settle YOU down.

>>135963832
>source
ingame, shooting a bastards face off, and nipples off

>precision
i don't even, spread is non existant on the first 2-3 rounds, which is why the new AKS, even with its shit spread can be precise by just shooting in burst

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>>135963859
>Nessi's name is Cecemel
Melle Mel

>>135964204
So you're bullshitting, again. Oh well, at least I know now that you're a fucking faggot.

>>135962394
I honk at people too when I drive past, but if someone stops to honk at me, I'll follow them

>>135962573
I just set up the question, the best outcome would probably be:
>marry moopoke
>fuck lewd
>kill nessi
>ignore crafty

>>135964340
>that awkward moment when you and another gtag pass on the street and circle each other for a few laps trying to decide who is taking the lead

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>Rockstar brought back insurances
>hackers immediately bring back bank-drainers

its like poetry

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>>135964276
feels tasty man

What is the policy to abuse ??? Who is running gtag

Any girls playing online right now?

I feel like my voice chat doesn't work, but the voice chat tab in settings and in the quick menu are fine?
any idea what the fuck is wrong?
Kinda want it to work now that I know you can just set it to crew & friends only

>>135964971

rockstar talked about it with their lawyers and confirmed they cant get sued over it

>>135965747
source

>>135965897
I think he's joking. Even Rockstar wouldn't be stupid enough to think only about lawsuits and not about player fun as well.
Right?

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>>135966009

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>>135962525
>I was the preacher at an online wedding that resulted in the suicide of the groom
wew
>>135964971
Lubby most handsomest man

>>135966217
>>135966009
When you think about it, Rockstar themselves might really be good guys. But TakeTwo are the jews.

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so how many person vehicles blowing up does it take before you get bad sported

t. currently addicted to proximity mines outside customs, it never gets old, also the butthurt that ensues

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>>135965268
Never nerf revolver

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>>135966254
it happened, advanced autism

>>135966679
did you get kicked

>>135966009
well you're effectively being robbed of your money

imagine putting 50€ in your steam wallet, then due to some exploit some random person removes it, and steam doesn't recompensate

>>135966679
>accidental
I think you got framed.

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>>135967145
Nah, I never get punished for crewkilling

>>135967227
Technically I wouldn't say "robbed" because the other person doesn't gain shit, but yeah.
I don't see how this is really relevant to my post though.

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>>135966254
>tfw you'll never have an online wedding

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haven't played in a few days

is nessi still bannu?

>>135968570
no
and crew killing is legal
and my actions brought down holo

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>>135968570

No, but I'm still on the lines of willingly leaving the crew for purposes

>>135967352
yes, they did
remember, I'm talking about the person you paid

in the case of the steam wallet, this would be steam
in the case of the GTA$ it'd be rockstar (shark cards)

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>>135969114

please don't leave :3

>>135969114
check commissioner chat

>>135969861
I'll follow you.

>>135959671
It clips too much with everything and its bumpers sink into the ground.

Oops_1, you are friends with Valorcall, that is how this salt factory keeps getting into our sessions and reporting everyone in gtag.

>NPCs have nice dresses
>players are given vomit
Fuck you r*

>>135970549
yes, that is how that is happening

LADS

I'm gonna be running through pacistan heist for a short while

Just need to do the last setup (bikes) and then the heist.

Lemme know and add me: Aerack

>>135970946
Go to sleep senpai.

>>135971136
LubbyChudder

>>135970549
Yup

>>135971204
Probably have you already, I'll ne hosting in 5 mins

>>135971136

Sure I'll help

HairlessEagle

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmdKulzSbkA

>>135971136
still needing one?
sc: kazreetsu

>>135959994
Who are you mystery man?

>>135969502
I'm sorry, what the fuck are you trying to say?
Who did what? Who are you talking about? Who did I pay? How does change that the guys removing shit don't gain shit?
And how is this relevant to my post still?

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>lowrider theme dlc
>they aren't RPing a gangbanger

is using cheat engine on races still a thing

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>>135971980
We've staged multiple drive bys on the ballas and vagos already though

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>>135972720
Gangbanging is a full time job nigga

nice screenshot

>>135971913
you're mentally challenged, nvm and go hang yourself

>FULL SESSION WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN A QUEUE?
>FULL SESSION WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN A QUEUE?
>FULL SESSION WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN A QUEUE?

Fuck you, Rockstar.

>1v8
>they still can't use anything other than heavy sniper, rpg or AP pistol from armored cars
what a meme

>>135972879
No, fuck you. Don't say shit that isn't fucking related and/or makes no fucking sense.

It's not technically robbing, and it's still not relevant to my post.

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>>135971136
Has this not started or did I miss the invitation

>>135973010
No fuck off, if I explain it even further you're just going to say the same shit
it is related to your post because it's the same subject as your post

seriously go hang yourself

>get into hydra
>targeted by 10 welfare launchers at once
why is this allowed

Anyone willing to do an impromptu for a few mil?

>>135973362
>if I explain it even further you're just going to say the same shit
Bullshit. Why don't you try it and see? As long as you don't say the same shit, I most likely won't say the same shit.

>it is related to your post because it's the same subject as your post
I didn't say it's not related, I said it's not relevant. Learn to read you dipshit. It's the same topic, but it also doesn't change anything about my post. It's like responding to a post that mentions laying on the grass by saying that grass is green, nobody fucking cares.

Also, your post was hardly even in English. You're talking about "they" and shit, while the only thing that "they" could reference didn't mention anything about multiple people, among other problems that I already mentioned.
I still don't know what you were actually trying to say, so please explain it in clear English. Or just shut the fuck up and accept that you're an illiterate retard.

>>135973606
zalgo wykurwiaj xD

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Last night's races were pretty fun even if they were short lived. Made some shit memes out of it which I'll dump.

Why the fuck aren't the Manana, Peyote and Tornado lowriders???

>>135973761
Is that a yes?

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>>135974006

>>135974065
Because you're gay.

>>135974086
its go back to karachan idioto xD

>>135974316
k

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>>135974219

I'm starting a crew session right now, add me if you want an invite sc:Only.In.Dreams

SOMEONE MAKE A FUCKING CREWSESH

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80's and 90's car update when?

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>>13597449
It'd be nice if you could actually rotate the words rather than just being able to only scale them.

>>135974685
You still haven't killed yourself, so not yet.

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>join session
>skiddy gonna skiddie
>wasn't able to equip weapons for some reason
>go to switch character
>pic related happens
the fuck, im staying away from pub until next update, fuck that

>>135973717
I'm sorry you're too retarded to understand what I meant

also as for the related relevant shit, you should have known by now that this is usually the case for 4chan, just because I quoted your post doesn't mean I'm specifically addressing you, but just the discussion you're participating in

and what the fuck would rockstar care about the play enjoyment anyway? if they cared in any way shape or form they'd have brought out like a million changes people have been asking for

>>135974948
>no flying exp
I knew you were shit

>>135975017
>you should have known by now that this is usually the case for 4chan, just because I quoted your post doesn't mean I'm specifically addressing you, but just the discussion you're participating in
Fucking bullshit. If that was the case you would've just said so right away anyway.

But, considering you still haven't tried to explain what you meant, I can only assume you're literally mentally retarded.

>>135975215
I assumed that you knew, seeing as it's basic knowledge
I was just stating that getting lawsuits over this isn't all that farfetched

>>135975473
>I was just stating that getting lawsuits over this isn't all that farfetched
As did I in the post that you responded to, in case you did not notice.

>>135974006
>>135974219
>>135974492
>Spoiler

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>>135974764
this is all I've got for now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E

anyone for prison break & setups?

>>135975675
Sent :^)

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Requesting to join the pc crew Social Club: trollvink

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>>135962954
>NPC drivers

>>135976027
I gotcha

>>135976226

well considering car repairs only cost a universal $300

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>>135976226
there's nothing wrong with them

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>>135976447
Literally nothing.

>>135976769
>Webm stopped to buffer right when the NPC steered right
Ultra kek.

>>135976769
needs moar [gtag]

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>>135977545
Maybe if I weren't so lazy. Anyone else can feel free to though.

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[chicken noises]

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>>135978945
I look the best

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>>135978945
>that kiss on the cheek
NIPPU ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>135974948
I'll wait for you bby

>>135978945
>tfw not popular enough to be in the circlejerk

>>135979567
who cares

>>135979449
>no make up
GOD DAMNIT, I JUST CLOSED THAT SHIT GAME
be there in a moment!

>>135979680
wat

>>135979680
>>135979759
nevermind, I have to go to hospital right now, i'll be back later

>wat
you don't have redonkulous make up + coloured hair
best glints

>>135976769

Who thought it was a good idea to make peds intentionally try to hit you?

>>135980007
That wasn't me that said wat >>135979759

But alright, see ya in a bit.

>>135970549
Valorcall just got into a crew session and said he reported us all. Jesus Christ, this salt is too much.

>>135979656
You do apparently, fukboiiiiii.

>>135979163
>tfw no 3rd tacticool buddy
cmon higgus

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>back to being broke

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>>135980593
>$209

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>>135979359
poor nippu

requesting to join pc crew: papabose

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>>135978945
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6S-hHNn1Ns

>>135980374
I asked higgus but he didn't think I was tacticool enough :(

>>135982749
do you have an armored kuruma?

>>135982920
yes, why?

>>135983078
request denied

>>135982920
I have 45 cars can you really blame me for having 1? I never even drive it anymore its just there judging me

>>135983170
sell it mate
be free of your burden

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>>135982281

>>135983276
I want to keep it as a trophy of my troubled past

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>>135983383
>tfw you'll never be comfy again

>>135983383
You realise Higgus is meming 90% of the time? He wouldn't seriously bother downloading menyoo just to crash someone.
At least he said he wasn't going to ever use a menyoo after he got b& for 10 days.

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>>135983952

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who /sick flip/ here

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>>135983964
>t. cat

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>>135984221

>>135984437
that's aurora

>>135984437
higgus said he really really likes this, good job

>>135984221
>returning plane from prison break setup
>pretty bored
>decide to fly upside down for a bit
>plane DOES NOT LIKE THIS
>start plumetting
>sweating heavily while trying my hardest to recover

>>135984671
dude WAT

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>>135984221

>>135984671
>Extended mag

>>135984671
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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>>135984221
.

>>135986331
What are your shadowplay settings?

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>>135984221

>>135986434
Shadow (1 minute) and manual

>>135986565
I mean quality wise

>>135986615
There are quality settings?

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>>135984221

>>135986749
Yes, you probably have enough space for those big ass files, but I don't ;_;

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>>135985818
>prison break finale, pilot
>ground team take a solid half hour to get out of the prison
>get hit by missile because i zoned out for like 20 seconds

the plane held and we were able to finish the thing but damn

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>>135984437

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>>135986094
>>Extended mag

>>135986959
Oh, it's at 375mb/minute
I never keep the source files though. Only the webms.

>>135987095
the fucking banana mag

>>135988074
I know what an extended mag is, I'm not sure what's wrong with it though.

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>>135979359
>>135981737

Stop it.

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>Join Random Heist
>it's always Prison Break

>>135988527
>one of the worst payouts for the hardest heist
Thanks Rockstar

>randos who force-close the store and kill you while you're making outfits
why?

>>135990193
PLAY WITH ME I'M BORED

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>>135984221

>cop keeps spawning on the bus inspection mark during prison break finale

wat

>>135990459
I don't know whats worse, the quality of your .webm or the fact that you took an armored kuruma on Deliver EMP.

>>135990193
>gtag'er did it today
didn't know what to think

Any sessions yo guys playing in?

>>135991231
I'm in a session with three gtag

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>>135990858
>implying that's my gameplay
>implying I made that webm

>>135991231
Crew killing session starting now

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The Compact Rifle's a Draco pistol, right?

>>135991413
better with the audio

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I sure hope no insurance meme pops up

>>135976447
>taking a fwd econobox down the toegay

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>>135978945
>>135979359
>>135981737
>>135988445
Kaz x Dreams?

>>135988792
>the hardest
not sure about that
in terms of difficulty for the finale yes, absolutely, however in general series a is even more annoying imo
nobody ever wants to do series a setups but the finale is so easy

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post sneaky shots of unaware people :3

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>>135992128
I prefer the type of skiddies that just give you money & do stupid shit like superman

>>135990193
This shit is 200.0% haram, a sin against Man and Allah.
When a random does this I make it a tactical fucking priority to push their shit in so hard they can taste what they had for dinner last week.

>>135993069
oww i missed the lazlow stream

>>135988205
it looks fucking stupid

>>135978120
Im more concerned about that black guy that vanishes from the plane of existance.

>>135994369
>black guy that vanishes

In the perfect world.

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What are some nicely driving, good looking, variety giving cars I'm missing?
Should I pick up an old timer, and if so, which?

>>135994559
Voltic, one of the few electric cars. Great handling and Acceleration.

>>135994559
If you want good looking you're gonna need a new garage.

Is there a huge difference between the Supers other than price?

>>135994559
Jackal

>>135994827
Is there any difference between you and a rock other than that you waste more space?

>>135994559
I love the Stirling GT. Sounds amazing, drives nicely with the spare tire.

>>135994827
Check Broughy1322's videos and the spreadsheet. the super super super top cars have differences of fractions of sections between lap times.

>>135994813
feel free to post your garage, homo

>>135994559
The pigalle is a gift from god if you need a sports classic

>>135994132
But it has more boolits.

>>135994559
Fugitive, Faction, Comet, Blista, Stanier, Warrener, Rebel, Ruiner, Phoenix,

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>>135957718
when i just ordered a car and someone blows it up
>mfw

Does buying vehicle armor also affect the vehicle's deformation or is it just extra health?

>>135995823
Maybe you should get not bad at shooting.

>>135994559
The Alpha, its smooth, fast and heavy, it's super underrated and I've literally never seen anyone drive it outside of the first week it came out

>>135996017
extra health

>>135996017
doesnt deform as easy and gives it extra health

How do I get the colored bike glitch to work more often? Only got to work twice and got a blue and green scorchers

>>135994559
Out of all the shit I have the ones I use most are probably the Warrener, Carbonizarre, Huntley S, Shafter V12 and Ruffian

Is there a crew session going on? Don't feel like getting skiddie'd

>>135996024
Sometimes there are just too many enemies to kill with one magazine man.

>>135996017
both

it also makes the vehicle harder to push around

>>135956148
So I know the crew wall says 800 members, but how many players are really on PC?

>>135996017
It effects how susceptible it is to deformation and loosing parts; by how much or if there's a difference between 20 and 100, I'd loke to know too.

>>135996356
>>135996496
>>135996653
Thanks.

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>>135994559
Elugy R8 man, I think you can get one for free by following the car shop on social club. Looks sick when you mod it and handles well.

gonna be hosting some custom races after i drink some coffee(wall runs, stunts, RPG vs X)

>>135996806
That's all PC silly.

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>>135995770
>that webm

>>135995997
It's worst when you have just ordered a car, and then a shitter kills you before it's delivered.

Not only do you not get your vehicle, but they dont even have to pay for it's insurance. You just have to wait 5 minutes to get another delivery.

>>135997073
>Freddy120
>Skiddy cuck

Remind me why he is here?

>>135997671
because crew killers are all whiny, as soon as they get kicked they complain and moan (not like a female, imagine a half ded dog) and stuff

>>135997142
Yeah, but a lot of them aren't online anymore, and or are just new accounts of the same member.

>>135997798
what if they moan like female half dead dog?

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>>135998017
Purge soon, gonna have to come up with a good way to show your active so you don't get kicked. I wish it said how long it's been since X user signed in, then I could just remove anyone that hasn't played for months.

have to clear space so i can invite mradois and pungle when they get PCs

lonely boy looking for suicide pact partner..

>>135998251
you're* active
dammie

>100% armor ruffian: 8 autoshotgun shells
>0% armor ruffian: 5 autoshotgun shells
Personally I'm disappointed; this means the armor must be additive per vehicle rather than a global percent health increase, right? Unless 100% is actually a 60% increase or something deceptive like that.

>>135999045
i just get armor cause it keeps your wheels from getting jammed up in your wheel well and dragging when you hit the random npc that turns left from the right lane in front of you at the last second

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>no timer or nothing
>just stays like this
thanks cuck*

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I am sorry to bother asking, and i dont care if R* bans me, but is there some kind off money/car duplication glitch on ps4 after the update?

Thanks guys

>>135999948
punishment for wearing tacticool gear

>>136000147
no

>>135999045
Update:
26 shells on unarmored ruiner
34 on 100% ruiner

claim your gun-fu, /gtaog/

>Heavy Revolver
claimed

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>>136000448
HK416, best AR coming through

>>136000448
SMG

>>136000448
I could be a douche and claim Combat MG, but I'll stick with my Bullpup Rifle.

>>136000448
G36C

>>136000197
we were all wearing tacticool gear tho

>>136000840
Your raifu a slut

>>136000350
I should mention that the unarmored ruiner popped it's hood after 2-3 shots and the 100% didn't pop at all. (Shooting just above the inside corner of the headlight box.)
I guess armor is for offroading rather than shootouts.

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>K/D ratio has increased from 1.16 to 1.29 in one evening solely from proximity mines

and the reactions are always beautiful

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>>136000448
Except I never get to use it because anything above level 90 degrades into Sniper v. Sniper.
And anything above level 120 degrades into Sniper v. Sniper v. Minigun.
You fucking faggots do this all the goddamn time.

>>136000448
Advanced Rifle

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>>136001827
Hi, digi.

>>136001827
>DM with this fine beauty
>shotgun someones chest 5+ times, at 10-20m
>only did 30ish% damage
>they shotgun me once, insta-kill even from long range
this games netcode is beyond saving

>>136002040
No shit it's me, I'm the only one crazy enough to rush them down.

>>136001816
Can you not blow me up again? LSC is usually already dangerous enough desu

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>>136001827
Just use it anyway.

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>skiddy ruins yet another session

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when the operating starts getting too intimate

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>>136000684
that feels like so long ago

>>136002663
I miss you, but then again I also miss Joacim, Moo, Soyeon
why do I have to have many crushes on gtao?

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>>136002246
I fired point blank at numbers/goatse in a shotgun only team deathmatch early on in the PC release of the game. Didn't even damage him, just got cucked myself, same story for others in that TDM, but his was the one that made me call BS. Never liked shotguns since then, probably a one off fluke, but they are forever ruined for me.

>people complaining about skiddies

Not everyone with a menu always kills everyone in a lobby or spawns dozens of jumbo jets and puts you in bad sport. Some of us just have more fun with menus, it's convenient to have around and offers protection from other menu users.

>crash plane and jump out over the start of the weekly race thing
>get one star
>military guard from Zacundo starts running at me
>call Lester to get rid of the star
>military is not actually programmed to guard the gate, but to guard the area he's in
>we're on the middle of the bridge and he accuses me of tresspassing, gives me a 4 star wanted level and shoots me
Jewstar please

>>136000147
Use creator editor bug!

>>136002893
>Things skiddies want you to believe

>>136002887
So that's where all the think skin fuckers came from who started talking about comfy.
I cannot wait for this purge.

>>136003103
I don't blame you for being frustrated. I would too if I was as powerless as yourself. You basically hate us because we are gods.

>>136002663
>that peeping cop
cute desu

>>136003167
I can't wait for crew killing spergs to be purged too.

>>136002882
am I one of your crushes?

>>136001052
I'll fuck you up m8

How do I woo someone in /gtag/? Should I kill them constantly to show my dominance or show off my Chrome T20?

>>136003481
Neither

>>136002647
tfw me and Kaz survived in Blista

>>136003638
a jew got locked up in the jail near us

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>>136003253
bow down to the 10 dolla gods

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>>136002887
That alone is why I don't trust shotguns and use SMGs instead, they're unreliable.
Remenber the day I told you that you missed all the game mode DMs and stuff?
Biggest BS on the fucking planet
>Type56 deflecting off heads
>non working shotguns (but i was getting insta killed)
>this, that, this, etc
this is why I get discouraged from hosting game modes

>>136002893
I'd rather every single skiddy fucks off or die, than having to deal with any of them.
It's fucking BS that in order to deal with them you need to menu yourself

>>136003360
this, please oh please this, i fucking hate those faggots

>>136003405
I have too many crushes to name, but at the top are those 3 desu, and glints is an on/off because never online >:U
we got drunk and naked together, in her apartment a few weeks ago, also we watched TV

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>>136000448
D R A C O
R A C O
A C O
C O
O

>>136003771
Wow you sound like a gigantic faggot

>>136000448
special carbine

too bad it's S H I T against players at anything but close range

>>136003938
no u

>>136003771
Thank god it wasn't just me. I knew something was up with it. Fucking point blank and they live, couldn't get a kill at all tb h.

>>136002893
when people say they hate hackers, they also don't mean all hackers
there's also white hats doing good shit, but ofcourse you won't specify what you mean

it's pretty obvious who's meant by skiddies

>>136003813
Please tell em you're wearing the shitty looking baggy black jeans
because that's literally my outfit too

>>136004004
you are too slow >>136000840

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>>135992651

>>136002893
This is kind of like "black guy" and "nigger". All niggers are black guys, but not all black guys are niggers. All skiddies are menu users but not all menu users are skiddies

>>136003329
:0
Who are you?

Hey by the way crew inviting into heists seems a little bugged so please add me if I haven't added you already
SC OfficerAida

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Not sure if someone made crew sesh already or not, but I got one up.

Add Glints and I'll invite you

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>>136004143
It's the game in general, every weapon is prone to that shit but, and you guessed it, snipers and explosives
I've had SMGs, ARs, Shotguns do absolutely 0-20% damage on people who are at point blank, yet they somehow insta-kill me. And that shit is frustrating.
>pic related

It's even more frustrating when the other person is lagging, since it would be some sort of soft god mode

>>136003938
I am a gigantic faggot, what are you going to do about it?

>>136003360
Don't worry, I relaxed the rules and encourage gtag to gang up on and treat these cunts as randoms until they say they are finished being cunts, go passive, or leave, but if they prove to keep coming back for more every session and are repeat offenders, I'll kick them. I just don't want these kicks after one incident where they sperg out then they get reinvited after saying sorry in the thread. Kicks are meaningless now.