/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

First for vlandia

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>>135927585
first for feastin

>Want to auto-resolve pointless battles
>ALWAYS take 5-7 losses which would never happen if i control the game
>have to AFK while my allies win for me.

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fourth for conga lines

First post that actually matters for Battania.

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>>135928951
>Battania

New blog!

https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/15

Is there a modded version of native that's like floris, but isn't floris if that makes any sense? I like the expanded armor and better AI of floris along with some of the other mods, but good god some of the other shit is annoying as fuck.

>>135929180
I hope you break both of your hands on release date.

>>135930417
Don't blame me, blame gingernigger for not releasing blogs more often.

>>135930198
Native Expansion, maybe?

>People posting in the last thread who don't know the bump limit on /vg/

/v/ GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>>135930782
Don't sling shit. This sub is a friendly place.

>>135931053
>sub
god damnit

>>135930198
Silverstag

>>135927585

Does FI2 still take like 5min of loading before you get into the main menu?

>>135931273
Seconding this. Silverstag is a pretty great mod desu.

Looks like in Bannerlord you still can't have your cavalry adjusting their pace with the infantry, and your whole troops maintaining formations. Meanwhile 1257 already has a workaround for it.

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This is the only time I found a decent-looking woman in Viking Conquest. Why do the women always look like shit in Warband?

>>135931714
The real question is have they opened up modding well enough that it can easily be implemented.

>>135931827
i think the objective of VC was to make women look as ugly as possible

>>135931827

historical accuracy
no makeup for barbar womenz desu

>>135931875
You're thinking of 1257.

>>135932063
the women in viking conquest are worse
they're the worst female models related to M&B

>>135931862
Possible with scripts, but scripts eat up performance.

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ded already

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>>135934885
Just waiting for warsword. Come join us, anon

Xth for Khuzaits

>>135934885
That weapon gives me roses nostalgia.

So what is everyone playing?

I'm getting tired of trying to take over the entire map on native diplomacy. Especially because I keep getting raped by an entire kingdom when I take over my first city.

Recommend me something new plz

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>>135937417
Gekonewer

>>135931143
See, they're literally /r/eddit.
Fuck autospam detection.

>>135930782

That was me, i ask for the bump limit, i fail to see the problem with this.

>>135937417
straight up taking it is the meme way

If you want an easier time, this is how I game shit.

Start female.
Farm renown and honor until you have tons.
Join a faction, you are not automatically granted a fief as you are female. This is a positive thing.
When the game checks the lords votes for who to receive a fief, they weigh renown against current number of fiefs. So basically if you have a ton of renown, capture Dhirim(or wherever else, go Dhirim; don't be a pussy) personally; make sure to vote for yourself and ask your "friends"(easy slut lords who liked your easily obtained honor). You'll most likely get it.
Then you fuck around growing stronger, but concentrating on sticking an almighty garrison in your one city fief.

At this point forever onwards, and even earlier, always try to make friends with lords, get as many as you can to reasonably high levels, this is the most important numeric value for making your own kingdom.

Once you've banked an army you feel will allow you to weather the meme wars upon declaring your own kingdom, go off on a storm and capture like five castles for your faction; ideally they'll be near your main city and you can garrison them, but that's just icing. You keep taking shit even if you have no means or intent to hold it longterm; you ask your liege for every single castle and village. You will eventually be denied because your renown:fiefs won't be acceptable enough.
You'll be denied a fief you captured and this is then grounds to rebel. Rebelling in this manner and only this manner allows you to keep your holdings for your new kingdom, most importantly; the garrisons within. From then on it's just tens of thousands of men from every faction running into your 500 rhodok sharpshooters forever. Eventually you'll gain lords as your friends come over to your side. Keep capturing more fiefs to give away to entice them over.

>>135939310
>capturing a city that used to be Battanian

Gross.

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what's the best troop combo for a Genghis Khan play through?

Native Expansion btw

>>135938038
He's implying that the fact that you were unaware of the value is indicative of you being new. He is afraid of new people because he wants his generals to be more like /ksg/ or something.

>>135939656
Khergit Lancers and Khergit Lancers

What are the Khergit units good for? Should i bother to get some in warband?

This is a serious question

>>135940943
the bandits are annoying as fuck to fight as the player, but on the field with their actual troops against other actual troops, it's fair to say the khergits are the worst faction possibly tied with the vaegirs

>>135940943
absolutely nuthin'

>>135940943
>>135941214
This is true but their lancers are pretty good. They're cheap and quick to upgrade. They end up being fairly reliable heavy or medium cavalry. They don't compare to Knights or Mamlukes obviously. But the Khergits obviously lose a ton of land to the player's faction because they're shit outside of auto-resolve. When you're in their land the lancers are great for replenishing

>>135941214
>>135941524
>>135941552

Yeah, i thought so.

>>135931273
SIlverstag is buggy and crashes for me, but until I realised that I was having a lot of fun.

Not sure why but I'd chase down bandits with my army of 40 and when I got into battle it was always just me against them. I'm willing to consider maybe I missed a per-battle troop loadout option or something, but to have the default be just me is also pretty stupid.

I have a rather important request for the followers of the Mount & Blade General.
My question must get a response. For I don't know how long I will be able to walk on the mortal plane.

I have searched far and wide and could not get the answers I was looking for.
So I come here.
The black corner of the internet, the so called internet hate machine, the website with many vile names I dare not the write with invisible ink.

Mount & Blade General,
can you answer the question withconfidence, and know that I will very much cherish or despise the answer I will get.

If you can live with the burdens of my request, then I am deeply honoured, for so I was raised by my caretakers.

Alas my time is almost over, so let us be quick.
My request is to know the whereabouts of the download link for Dark Souls armours in Mount & Blade Warband.
I was told that no such place may exists and I am willing to use any alternative methods if it remains the the realm of possible requests.

As such my request come to an end and I will be waiting for a response in the near future, for my sanity is depending on it.

>>135942475
k

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>>135942475

>>135942475
You asks last thread. WE DONT HAVE IT. look harder you ninegagger

>>135942475
got that (You) for you, family

>>135942816
>>135943019
>>135943264
>>135943272
I know for certain that you all are hiding it from me.
Now, stop being so hard and open the vault of modules, for everyone deserves something so great.

/mbg/! What is best in life?

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>>135942475
Reddit is that way >>>/v/ , my good friend

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Anyone got that screencap of the PoP dev sperging out, from the right side of this image?

>>135943673
>everything i don't like is reddit!!

>>135943493
fuck you, you act like you are entitled to my 180gig folder, but i worked hard to collect those mods. i bet you are a bernie sanders cuck

>>135943802
no you fucking idiot, he obviously isn't from here, and where do most people hear of 4chan? Reddit. he should go back to where he came from, as he isnt going to get what he wants here.

>>135943594
Crossbows

>>135943594
FEASTS
WITH LOTS OF BUTTER

>>135943878
It does not matter for who I vote, as it is an entirely different subject.
What does matter is your enormous greed, in what appears to be a module collections of gigantic proportions.
If only you could share the Dark Souls module, my life would become more comfortable.
I hope that you are a being of reason and will think about my proposition.

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>>135943673
>le plebbit boogeyman
maybe you should go to >>>/v/

>>135943594
>>135943997
This and 2h swords

>>135944406
Vedditors do visit /mbg/ for the memes.

So what's battania and what is the empire?

bannerlord is gonna be shit

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>>135945306

>>135945306
Bannerlord is also coming to consoles as well.

>>135925850
once they run out of food, there's a 10% chance every day that they will all get knocked out and the castle is instantly taken

the strategy to starve out a castle is to buy a bunch of cattle and station them next to the castle because if you abandon the siege for more than 2 or 3 game hours they start to replenish food

however, it's sufficient time for you to be able to kill some cattle to replenish your own food and check up on the status of the enemy garrison

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>>135927585
https://mega.nz/#!lsx0nK4J!TLyOitVpgHuZbI1k7bLEyKIfpW4R08jqNtCoWWsLcmw

Russian female faces mod + iboltax male faces mod:
adds: 18 female faces textures, including elderly textures, 2 new hair textures, 19 new hairstyles, and a new high detail female head
+ iboltax male faces

To install:
move resources and textures folder and skins.txt into any module folder that doesn't add new races

skins.py file included if you want to change the hair color and body color settings

female only version:

https://mega.nz/#!M1ZWhbJL!vxRJZlv77_egFEXM_hkq2Pl3qZ2QYTVAnm_1ydmU5U8

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Fucking Gsanders after all that sperging out is still posting.

This guy is a gift that just keeps giving.

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>>135946590
Also which one of you butterlords did this?

>>135946705
Damn, he forgot to sign his post. How will we know who made it this time?

- GS

post Mount & Blade memes pls

>>135942475
/r/IAmVerySmart

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>>135944321
>>135944406
>>135943673
>>135943493
>>135942475
>>135943802

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>PCGamer event was 2 weeks ago
>still no official blog update

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>>135939656
>>135939917
Why don't people for once try to play native WITHOUT Knights/Mamelukes/Huscarls?

How would a full Khergit army play like (maybe with a little of Vaegirs)?

>>135948330
>Full Khergit army

It's shit.

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>>135948330
Why don't you do it and tell us all about it?

>>135948330
Like shit unless you want to excessively micro the horse archers

Anybody know how to make custom troops recruitable in towns?

>>135949271
micromanaging the horse archers just isn't worth it. their AI is just too retarded to actually do anything

>tried to get them run circles around camping rhodicks
>most of the time they just running around not shooting for shit
>tried to wheel it closer so they'll feel threatened by the enemy and finally engage
>they did engage but with SABERS
>tried a more traditional approach of shoot n scoot (move - stop - fire - move - stop - fire)
>turns out their archery skills is just fucking absymal and half of them ends up charging with their sabers again anyways

d

>>135950383
ICK WEED

What mods out there affect combat AI the most?

>>135950512
Brainy Bots

>>135950512
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=322504.0
Only one that comes to mind

Fuck, I broke away from my faction before I have enough right to rule and now everyone (well, the Vaegirs and Sarranids) wants me dead. What do?

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LONG MAY HE REIGN

>>135952345

I don't know, maybe join to another faction as a mercenary that's at war with either sarranids or vaegirs?

>>135952345
Join the nords.

>>135952695
I could try that. How much right to rule should I aim to achieve before I strike out on my own? Ten companions will get me a total of 30 rtr, I can then get married for 33 total.

>>135952992
The Nords are the second strongest faction after the Vaegirs so that might be a decent idea. If I take a city, then join the Nords, will I keep my cities/castles/fiefs or will they be redistributed?

>>135945306
it can be literally at least just as good

I have a bit of a problem with Gekonewer. Sometimes when a battle has dragged on a bit, the "fire now!" command stop functioning.

I can use is "Fire at Will!" and "Fire at my Command!", but the rest of the fire commands are just gone. Is there a fix for this?

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>>135953178
>The Nords are the second strongest faction after the Vaegirs

>>135953950
Swadia has been eliminated - mainly my fault since I was a Vaegir vassal and rek'd the Swadian with their own troops. Now the Vaegirs have the most land, just ahead of the Nords.

>>135954136
I've played a game where swadia got eliminated by day 60 without any intervention from me as a player

>>135953950
>tfw I just rekt Vaegirs with my butter maymay armies.

e

>30 days with no war
>in 1257

Jesus christ this is so annoying.

>>135955440
>we haven't been at war for 30 days
>like, what the fuck, I joined this army to kill people and rape peasants, not sit around on my ass and eat provisions all day
>fuck this, I'm leaving this party and joining the one who fights all the time instead so I could die in seconds because my lord has no surgery
What kind of fucked up logic is that?

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Is Silverstag playable for a complete campaign or not?

I've heard that only two factions have updated troop types and generally tend to crush the opposition.

native troop trees are some of the most retarded garbage i've seen
khergit horseman: level 14, 4 power draw, hunter horse
uprades into:
khergit horse-archer: level 14, 3 power draw, steppe horse

how the fuck do your troops upgrade into troops with the same level but worse stats and equipment? same question applies for bandits upgrading into recruits

>>135955741
Becuase I wanna play the game? And I am not in a army I am a lord of a kingdom.

>>135943690
Bump.

>>135956381
I'm talking about how morale works in the game.

>>135955440
you can ask your king to go to war with another faction if he likes you enough and agrees with your reason

does taunting do anything in 1257AD?

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>>135943690
woah, what's this about? something to do with the elf-sucking writer? man, I hate that faggot and his special snowflake elves. Just let the players play however they want, jesus

a

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>>135953928
Please, guys. Any help?

>>135955440
>>135955741
>>135957062
Is like you peasants never provoked a war. Just attack the other factions until they declare war on you

>>135962970
>get quests from one lord to start a war with every other faction
>Kingdom fails to respond
>Kingdom fails to respond
>Kingdom fails to respond
>Kingdom fails to respond
>Kingdom fails to respond

>>135948150
Fucking dropped
I've had it with their shitty marketing policies

>>135963147
Looks like captaincrust is planning on releasing the blog very soon. Check the forums

>>135948150
FUCKING GINGER JEW

RELEASE THE BLOG
and
SHOW US SIEGES

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>thread is inactive and dying

Time for the Aserai to finish it off just like how the Arabs finished off __Rome__

>>135966062
Fuck off Ahmed

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>>135966062
>tfw you will never unite the Iberian Peninsula under the Caliph of Portugal

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>>135966062

t. alberto barbossa

bannerlord will be everything you ever wanted

>>135966062
but the turks are rome and they still exist racist

>>135968021
Oh look, this one still has hope. Cute.

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post carpets

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>>135969967

>>135970115
I miss unlimited corpses option from vanilla M&B.

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> and now, a look inside the TW studios in ankara

>>135970526
>the Turkish Ambassador, Emir Scurrypest has decline to comment.

>>135970115
>>135970257
that isnt mount & blade

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>>135970805
oops

>>135961680
somebody's butthurt

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>when you want to be legion but you only have peasant recruits

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>>135971271
>teaching children the Roman history instead of the glory of Islam

haram (pbuh desu)

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>>135971047

>>135953928
I think if you tell them fire at will, the other fire commands go away till you tell them to hold fire again

>>135973302
But that's just it. The only options I can see are "Fire at Will!" and "Fire at my Command!" and even if I use the second one again, I still can only see those two.

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Is there a way to disable the new weapon animations in Floris? Pic related, this is the gayest shit I've seen in many a moon.

>>135974798
http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,148144.msg3700397.html#msg3700397

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>>135976626
cheers bigears

>>135976626
>while retaining the pike brace animation
Not the one you're replying to but that's Bullshit. It makes spear brace unusable

>mfw it's impossible to get a dragon head on the prow of a ship in Viking Conquest
Why do this?

HOW DO I CHANGE MINISTERS

>>135974798
who thought those were a good idea
they're terrible

is it okay to discuss nw? or am I only allowed to do that on fse.

>>135978443
what is there to discuss

>>135978562
^This 2bh

>>135978562
servers, regiments, events, there is plenty to discuss

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Oh god What have I've done?

>>135978712
play on servers that aren't dead and don't join regiments or do events because they're filled with autists
that's all there is to discuss

>>135978726
Is that Doge Graveth running away from your party?

>>135978859
but events are fun, and not everyone in a regiment has autism

>>135978947
No I am a vassal to him.

>>135927585
I want to play Gekonewer but I don't like the larger parties feature. Any way to tweak that back?

>>135979230
yeah i love standing in a line while a 13 year old officer spergs out

>>135979387
not how it happens most of the time but okay

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>>135978947
>Doge Graveth
Harlaus made me do it

Started playing Silverstag, just how much do I have worry about this game crashing?

Also, how the fuck do I recruit cav?

>>135979564
its okay if youre autistic no reason to hide it lad

>>135977420
PLEASE HELP

>>135979651
I don't have autism, I just found a small reg full of friendly people that I like to do events with, gosh no need to be mean.

>>135979564
>stand there and shoot at each other
i couldn't think of a more boring thing to do in warband 2bh

>>135979754
t. 1st rddt regiment

>>135980193
>reddit reddit reddit reddit
>reddit

might as well name the next thread reddit edition desu

So, I just allied with West Seax in viking conquest and I have to take a castle in the middle of enemy lands.

How the fuck am I supposed to do this? I have no regular income because my liege jewed me out of a fief when I swore vassalage and I gave up my days of raiding monasteries and converted to Christianity.

Do I just raid the irish subhumans to fund an army?

>>135980783
That's the name of an actual regiment fagtron

>>135980783
take a chill pill autismo

>>135980873
The Irish aren't even subhuman. Anyway, welcome to the shittiest part of Viking Conquest's storyline. You're expected to take the castle and hold onto it for a month while NO ONE helps you.

You can also raid the Welsh, since you'll be taking their land anyway for the story.

>>135980873
i actually lucked out and west seaxe took the castle of their own volition, so i did fuck all

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>tfw remembering playing Mount and Musket and a bit into Napoleonic Wars
>wrecking other regs with simple but effective practised bayonet drills
>cutting frogs to pieces with well executed cavalry manoeuvres
>sneaking up on other regiments and completely wrecking them with close up volleys

In total I'd say it was barely worth it because some battles you'd be dead for half an hour after getting an unlucky death in the beginning, the training sessions were pretty fucking boring and the people who ran the line battles were idiots most of the time. Still a lot of fun times. It seems I struck pretty lucky with finding regiments that struck a decent balance between discipline and fun.

>Napoleonic Wars was released 4 years ago
Jesus christ

>>135981490
>>135981697
Fuuuuck, should have spoiled it for myself. I would have been able to do it easier when I had a larger fleet but I sold a couple to hire some mercs. Now I'm just going to have to alternate between raiding villages and hoping for good mercs.

I pissed off all the lords of Christian persuasion by raiding almost every monastery and selling the monks as slaves so I can only recurit from a few fiefs.

>>135982078
Should have joined the sons of Ragnar.

>>135982078
if you have a negative rep you can hire bandits though

>>135979320
>W
PLS Resbond

>>135979637
>just how much do I have worry about this game crashing?
Not at all? It doesn't crash for me. Are you starting the game using WSE? Everytime?

To recruit cavalry you need both a horse unit and either a peasant, mercenary, or veteran unit in the settlement you want to recruit from. Horses take a while to spawn in the main cities at first. You'll want to let some time pass before the game starts giving them to cities.

>>135979320
TweakMB.

>>135983442
Thanks

>>135982195
By demanding they join you right? I've also got some rando events that let me grab a few.

Think I'm gonna raid, build up my refuge and train some bizsnitches

>>135984925
yeah, i think if your rep is bad enough they'll even join for free
as a char with a positive rep it was dead easy for me to get warm bodies, i just went from monastery to monastery recruiting the plebs from there, and bandits always had farmers and shit as prisoners

>>135985139
Don't think I'm gonna take a castle with farmers and wimmen

>>135987319
i had like 200 men and the enemy had about 90, managed to take it due to my companions, the few good men i had, and all the farmers just acted as fodder

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>tfw carry my entire team
feels good to a be winner

>>135960349
What?

>>135989415
But your team is losing. Getting a bunch of kills on shitters don't matter if your entire team is dead.

>>135971390
>Rome:
Destroyed and forgotten.

>Islam:
Leading religion in the planet.

>>135990006
Don't bully.

>>135990430
Hey it feels good to kill a bunch of shitters. Firmly places you in the above average bracket. It's a nice place to be. But losing aint winning familia.

easter is a fucking stone toss away
where's my warsword
what's fucking keeping them?
i'm tired of slapping elves around in pendor, i need to move on onto greener pastures

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>>135990126
>Leading religion in the planet.

>>135990930
they multiply like rats so he's not wrong

>>135990930
It's getting that way anon.
Christianity is far too broad and divided to be really be considered the largest religion. Denominations exist in Islam of course, but when in Christianity you have traditional Catholicism matched alongside Mormonism and Pentecostalism, its hard to call it the same thing.

Plus you have to consider that Christianity as a faith is declining because of the decrease in adherents in the developed world and the declining population of those areas. Counter this with North Africa, India and South East Asia and Islam.

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>10 days

>>135991601
what

Yall niggas need to stop feeding that islamroach troll

RELEASE DATE
CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I swear the last great battle of this world will be the forces of Western civilization vs. Islam.

>Outlook: Grim

>>135991310
Your too quick to forget south and mezo americas
Also ROSSIYA

>>135992279
>last battle
>religion of violence becomes dominant
>expecting peace under Islam
Nah.

>>135992279
>Western civilization with nuclear warheads vs stoneage muzzies with guns from WWII
the problem is that western civilization won't attack islam desu

>>135992425
Forgot to add that the next big war of religion will probably be Saoudi vs Iran
Mark my fucking runes

>>135992279
We'll just get some Italian crossbowmen, French knights, and Scandinavian huscarls. We'll be fine.

>>135992425
They aren't Christian per se. It's folk Catholicism. They have the culture shaped by Catholicism, but they aren't strictly Catholics. It's pretty much Pentecostalism without the guys in suits in huge stadiums talking about how amazing Jesus is. Look up "Santa Muerte", it pretty much sums up what I'm talking about.

>>135992187
Nah

>>135992451
>the west attack the poor brown farmers with all force
>eradicates islam
>the west runs out of reasons to wage war
>economical collapse

never gonna happen famalam

>>135993786
>>the west runs out of reasons to wage war
that isn't going to happen

>>135992425
very few people in south america are actually bible-thumping church-going christians

t. spic

>>135993901
The US should give the muzzies a break and go bully China.
God knows they're never gonna run out of retarded highschool dropouts ready to die for muh fredums and the u s of a and the consttshn.

>>135993929
>bible-thumping church-going
you don't need to do that to be considered, except the church going if you feel like you need it.
t. arab eastern-orthodox
>>135993786
>>the west runs out of reasons to wage war
lolno

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>>135993786
>human beings magically turn their backs on conflict
We'll all make a global decision to become vegan as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pmMZDko60&feature=youtu.be

>>135994405
holy shit it's the pussy eating guy

>>135993901
>>135994284
I meant a direct reason.
Who can they falseflag and fight if they stopped the war in the middle east?

>>135994405
I meant it as a hypothetical situation.
the west would turn their back on conflict if the middle east's resources suddenly vanished

>>135994623
>Who can they falseflag and fight if they stopped the war in the middle east?
the ruskies? the chinese? human conflict is never going away unless we can no longer form our own opinions
and the US hasn't been in an official war since WW2, everything since hasn't been declared an actual "war"

What causes the "You want me to shed blood for a fortress while others stand around and watch?" line when asking a lord to help siege a fortress? I have 13 relation with the marshal and I just need to take the fortress, but if I tell everyone to go there it's just a matter of time before the marshal calls a campaign right before the siege begins and pulls all the lords away from the fort, since he's the only one that refuses to come.

>>135995108
>the ruskies? the chinese?
Neither of those two are nearly as weak and divided as the middle east.

>everything since hasn't been declared an actual "war"
It's still war.

>>135995424
>Neither of those two are nearly as weak and divided as the middle east.
and? it's still conflict
there could also be the african warlords or the mexican drug cartels

>>135995927
african warlords seems more logical

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>>135994405
You do know that M.A.D is a thing right? We are never going to have an actual war ever again. At most the countries are going to have little spats where they spend just enough men to die to see who would get the upper hand or to feel like they showed they werent a bitch and then everyone would call it off.

I wonder how long its going to take before somebody gets upset that theyre sending to die for no reason.

I for one am of the belief that the invention of M.A.D is the first step on the long road to global peace.

>>135997401
Humans are too edgy for it to be a safe viability. We'll also refuse to damage the sand niggers too harshly so we can keep going back for more meme wars. Meme wars are still war.

>>135997401
>implying fanatics would mind destroying everything for their idea
If you think beyond death, then m.a.d. isnt a big problem

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>tfw will never go back to 2011 mount and musket

ded as a dodo

>tfw I'll never know the glory of pacifying Rhodoks irl

when will this suffering end?

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Can anybody help me understand enterprises? I was told to build a dye works and it'll pay for itself within a couple of weeks, but I keep losing money. I built mine in Jelkala and keep losing between 300 and a 1000 denars. Do I have to keep it stocked up or did I just build it in a bad spot or was everyone lying and are enterprises shit?

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the 9th page

>>136002405
are the rodoks in war right now?
if the villages that produce raw silk nearby are raided, you'll be paying the cost of the silk and lose money

>>136002405

Have you been fucking around with the menu? Dye works are easy money.

>>135993786
>the west runs out of reasons to wage war
There are always the asians, or the subsaharan africans, or the russians

>>136002612
Right now they're at work, but even in peace time I don't make shit
>>136002620
What menu? I don't think I've been fucking around with a menu other than one time getting some dye and raw silk and putting it in the inventory.

>>136002405
Did you actually read how much profit was expected before buying it? If you're playing a mod, there are some that change the profits so that certain enterprises do better or worse in certain towns.

>>136002405
That's because Jelkala produces velvet too.
Dyeworks is not always the best choice.
Build one in Rivacheg

>>136003051
did their inventory run out

>>136002405
Dyeworks are the best thing to build UNLESS you are buying an enterprise in a city that doesn't belong to the Rhodoks.

>>136003464
but the nation that owns it doesn't actually matter, only that they get the material supply
which is why the next best option is dyeworks in rivacheg

>>136003464
Fuck. I was thinking of two different threads and combined them.

They are the best thing to build in cities that AREN'T Rhodok original cities.

>play l'aigle
>the same 3 maps every fucking battle
>generally shit

alright lads, what mod should I play that is mostly complete?

>>136003227
Nah I was eagerly awaiting to get back in the fight against the sand niggers
>>136003334
I'll save some cash to make one in Rivacheg and I'll also read how much I will possibly make
>>136003385
It did, but when I did stock it up I barely even made 500 denars
>>136003464
Alright, I'll relocate my shit and thank you anons for helping me out

>>136003843
what timeperiod do you like

>>136003843
Gekokujo ?

>>136003843
3 maps. 3 years. L'aigle.

>>136003874
>No I didn't read
>I just did what I was told by random strangers on a Taiwanese fingerprinting board and ignored the guild master saying "hey faggot, if you buy this you'll lose 500 denars a week"

You have only yourself to blame here.

>>136003912
Any really

>>136004037
Not entirely into Japan, played Gek before but don't think it's my thing

>>136004192
1257 is good if you like medevil europe, but a bit bland
warsword is good if you like fantasy with elves and shit

>>136004464
I want to unleash my inner perfidious anglo and fuck shit up
Can I do this?

>>136004683
yes

>>135992445
I for one hope that a muslim europe will usher in world peace but the natives aren't converting fast enough but one fear would be if the natives convert that they would become wahabi or some shit like that.

>conquer town
>"wow finally my 5000 denars per week party thirst will be quenched"
>week ends
>town rent: 500 denars
>town taxes: 550 denars

yeah you know i wish there was an option in "manage town" that was "decimate townspeople and install state police to eliminate thieves in the government"

>>136005809
Play a mod without a retarded economy.

>>135971271
That's pretty damn adorable.

>>136005809
>decimate townspeople and install state police to eliminate thieves in the government
>install state police to eliminate thieves
>install state police
>state police
I wasn't aware you could have a non-state police force.

>>136006759
the roman empire's finest legionaries aren't adorable, they're a force to be reckoned with.
barbarian

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i need to do throwing builds more often

>>136004109
Yeah but he got the boot laces the regulation length for the 38th Régiment de Ligne as they appeared in the Walcheren campaign of 1809, anon.

>>136006898
oops i meant a secret police like the gestapo

you know what i mean dickface

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>>136007474
Winkie face.

>here, take this random fief you don't want OR ELSE
>here, take another random fief you don't want OR ELSER
>Oh, you actually want the one you took yourself? I think you have enough already...
I know there's mods for this shit but goddamn.

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>>135971271
>>136006759
>tfw i'll never be a super cool history teacher that brings awesome material for the classes so the kids actually want to learn
>even if i was teenagers today wouldn't care or would call me crazy
>and even if it all happened i would go hungry because teachers get paid shit

life ain't worth living lads

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>>136007271
wew

>>135966062
>Arabs
>finished off rome

>>136004683
You're in luck. England is one of the most powerful kingdoms in 1257ad.

Unfortunately, so is france, and she's your next door neighbor.

>>136008003
Well done anon, you managed to four shot a random mook with a limited use item.

>>135991310
Islam in Indonesia is actually declining. Moreover, those who are just Islam in census (aka non-practising Muslims) are also growing.

>>136008156
>there are people who don't just yolo and build a longbow mercenary company which you use to dictate factional borders

>>135991310
>I know so much about religion look how smart I am
>doesn't realise that Islam's denominations are just as different as Christianity's

>>136007871
history classes always focused on the dullest most inane bullshit as opposed to awesome stuff like rome's greatest battles or the crusades
fuckin teach that shit, get kids hooked on the awesome stuff. the rest will follow as their curiosity grows.

niggas don't even know how to teach

>>136008540
Do you even read any history books? Battles would be as equally boring for kids most of the time. Army, logistics, etc. accounts. Army placements according to eyewitness accounts. Possible conflicts with archeological findings. Possible hyperboles by pre-modern authors. And so on.

The fault is in the teaching method, i.e. pedagogy.

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Where can I get the latest version of the 16th century mod?

>>136008158
i thought it was funny since i got it over a shield twice
i haven't done thrown much, need to get better at it, it's fun though

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>tfw personel Deathstack

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The last character you played in any other game has to fight your Warband party.
Who is more fucked?

>start game
>ask king for task
>he tells some unknown peasant to collect taxes from london
>6000 gold within the first couple of days

feels like cheating desu

>>136012324
>a band of seven samurai
>against an endgame XCOM squad
HMM, I WONDER

>>136013029
No doubt the samurai, using their honor and Bushido code.

>army of 700~ is attacking my town
>I have 140~ troops, 50 amazing archers
>"well this should be easy, with these troops"
>siege happens
>HURRRRRRR HOW DO I SHOT ARROW
>FUCKING FUCKERS I CAN'T JUST HOLD MY POSITION, I NEED TO CLIMB DOWN THE LADDER AWAY FROM SAFETY BEHIND THE WALLS AND KILL THEM
>I WILL BLOCK ALL OF MY COMMANDER'S OVERHEAD ATTACKS WITH MY BODY, I BET HE'LL BE GRATEFUL

for me both attacking and defending a town is frustrating, i don't understand how they managed to fuck it up this badly

>>136013118
just break down the side door with 1/4 dmg n ctrl+h rambo dat shit

>>136013118
>why is it hard to win battles where I'm outnumbered 5-1?

>>136012324
>about a dozen or so good Roman men, giving their lives to fight the mongol hordes
>Krillin
that's a tough one desu

>>135966062
>Arabs finished off rome

I thought it was germanic barbarians and turks that finished off rome.

>>136012324
My last characters are still my all-female class from Artificial Academy 2. I haven't played anything other than 1257. They would face my 60+ Arabic and Latin mercenary army. Oh my Allah, they won't get any virgins by fighting jihad, but lesbians who broke their hymens with dildos.

>>136013805
>Turks not Arabs
lol

>>136013118
Defending varies from town to town. Defending Narra feels like cheating, just constant teal. Defending Dhirim is a fucking nightmare and somehow seems to go worse than a field battle would. Attacking becomes frustratingly easy when you realise you can just park archers or crossbowmen outside and obliterate the entire garrison with almost no losses.

>>136013978
Turks are a mixed race, not arabs.

>>136013702
If you're behind a MASSIVE WALL on a ladder that only holds ONE PERSON you'd think it'd be easy to win battles when you're outnumbered 10 to 1.

But no, since bot AI gets retarded sevenfold when the player defends, the units just HAVE to go out to get their asses shot by archers/let the enemy take the ladder-zone and swarm you.

>>136014212
arabs are also a mixed race

>>136012324
which warband party? i don't think it'd matter
>lvl 6 knight from severance: blade of darkness vs my 1257 army, my VC army, or my native army
either way he's fucked, especially since ranged weapons give you a huge edge in severance

>>136012324
>level 56 lancer vs 140 troops

eh, i dunno, she's got the explosive jump bullshit, but it's 140 troops.

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>>136012324
>150 viking warriors
>versus one black legionary
I'd watch it.

>>136014370
>>136014212
>>136013978
Every race is a mixed race to some extent, stop being retarded.

>>136014837
>severance: blade of darkness

I've been wanting to play that game but it's been taken down on gog.
Got any dl links or a torrent for it?

>Crusader States get eliminated
>half the crusaders defect to Il-Khanate
1257 is like a bizarre alt-Europe where everyone decided to just do whatever

>Typing on google Ymira first results
>Can you marry Ymira

Wish I could.

>>136015669
shit tier peasant waifu my man

>>136015132
>I'd watch it.

I don't think you'd be able to realize when it starts and when it's over.

>>136015597
How the fuck are you supposed to take a castle lad? Either my king is attacking some castle that is good, or all castles are like this

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>>136015194

Its one hell of a game anon.

It still has that Metal soul from the 90s, Classic fantasy that reminds one of Tolkien crossed with Conan.

Its quite beautiful. Only Sargon the Knight and Tukaram the Barbarian are fun tough. The dwarf and Amazon are clearly unfinished.

Quite amazing waht a couple of Spaniards did bvack then, great engine.

This playthrough is quite fun.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BqFMu054IE&list=PLjnHzR2-fqyH-24m0FwaK4PO28JTX9RZk

>>135941938
Are you sure you were running WSE?

>>136015669
>I made Alayen lord of Reyvadin and Ymira a lady of some nearby village after conquering the entire realm
I-I just wanted them to be happy together ;_;

>>136016252
not him, but does WSE even work for windows 10?

>>136016715
Yes.

>>136015856
Come on anon, a bolter magazine only holds 30 rounds, it'd take at least 5-6 seconds to empty the thing then draw a chainsword.

>>136016715
No idea, haven't bothered to upgrade to W10 yet.

>>136012324
>Geralt vs 200 Swadian Knights
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVuNA2S7daE

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We meme invasion now

Server: MountandFeast
Password: butterlord

Mod: http://www.moddb.com/mods/full-invasion-2/downloads/full-invasion-2-amber-full-version

>>136015194
yeah
https://kat.cr/severance-blade-of-darkness-2-0-0-5-en-fr-it-es-gog-t9996041.html
>>136016207
>Only Sargon the Knight and Tukaram the Barbarian are fun tough. The dwarf and Amazon are clearly unfinished.
really? huh, i've been playing sargon

>>136017295
ty based aekuck

>>136017385
>>136016207
forgot to add i actually had a few questions about the game
>why is the halberd a weapon anybody can use and not a polearm for the amazon
>there seems to be a lot of weapons that you can use on a character that aren't built for really any of the characters but still seem pretty good, should i use those or only use the weapons my character specializes in? good example is the orc sword as sargon currently, 30 power and i lose no defense, and it does a poison dot
>what the hell does the f1 menu do? can you buy skills or something or do you just get that stuff as you level?

>>136016823
Bolter rounds are more like mini-rockets than actual bullets. They explode on contact.

Space marines don't run very fast (with their massive armor on), but if he was naked he'd probably be a lightning bolt of fury through the viking horde.

I'd say it'd take him AT MOST 4 minutes.

>>136017926
Space marines aren't slow, even in armor unless it's termie armor.

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>>136007827
Ask your demand! And be a rebel!

>>136016106
Depends on the garrison size. Cities that are historically well defended are also strong in 1257AD.

>>136018154
I've googled that they go at around 7 km/h, but that's 2 km above the average walking speed.

I googled again and it went to something ridiculous like 300km/h an assault marine.

And I just googled again and it said something about 80km/h, which sounds fine for an eight feet tall superhuman with power armor.

>>136016809
that's weird
i have windows 10 but whenever i try to launch the wseloader it tells me that i need to upgrade to 1.168, which i have installed and reinstalled

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well shit

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>>136017836

That vid I posted he explains shit.

You have unique attack combos and unique weapon special attacks. Yes some weapons are only for some classes.

ALSO you should ALWAYS carry a bow, to use in secrets. There are some Runes hidden that can only be pushed by a bow and you need the Runes to unlock the True ending.

Sargon is all about Sword\Maces and shield, my favorite character and has the best final looking armor, while Barbarian is all about huge swords and Axes, he is perfect if you like Conan, and has a secret semi armguard Manica.

OI, GEKONEWER
I dont know if its you or the base game, but these asshole nips are preferring to stab people with their kunai than draw their katanas, and that's the dumbs.

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How significant are the differences between Viking Invasion and Brytenwalda? If I just download Brytenwalda instead of plopping down 20 dollarydoos on VI, will I be missing out on much?

Is VI worth it?


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>>136020254
>That decapitation

Fucking nice. More games need to have this kind of dismemberment

>>136020254
i'll watch it after i'm done with meme invasion, thanks
>ALSO you should ALWAYS carry a bow
yeah i read the manual before i started

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>>136020254
>Dismemberment of enemies and player
>When your health gets lower your character gets progressively battered and sliced
>When some enemy accidentally hits another enemy while trying to get you, said enemy turns around and beats the shit out of the latter.
>All sorts of cool traps and ambushes
>Can climb, sidestep, roll, block, break shields and fucking grab any object and throw it to the enemies
WHY ISN'T THIS FUCKING USED ANYMORE?!

>>136022267
Oh, there's also STEALTH and sometimes several ways to storm a dungeon although stealth is pretty useless

>>136021108
is that a TW Napoleon screen run through an artsy filter?

pretty impressive desu

>>136015194
It's quite weird to get the combos right early on, but when you get the grip the games is 10 times easier.

>>136021108
it's good if you get it on a sale for like 4 dollars
main difference is that its set 200 years later and has some new mechanics

>>136022910
looks more like fall of the samurai

>>136022910

Shogun. /twg/ did loads of them.

>>136016604
He still sees her as a peasant anon. It only breaks her heart to be so near, but know he'll never let her be anything more than a companion.

>>136023484
Good because Alayen is a cunt. Lezalit and Jeremus a best.

>>136022694
Are there elves anon?

>>136019156
Get the old 1.168 exe from https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=324890.msg7669285

>>136017124
Mhh, i tought that witcher combat was kinda shit. I kinda looks like arkham asylum.

>>135937148
>bought roses
>played for a week
>release happens
>nothing I was promised gets developed
Was so beyond pissed.

Hey guys making a Vietnam war themed Mount and Blade mod. I've replaced horses with M113s on the US side and vespa scooters on the Viet side. Guns are implemented as dual mode weapons, mode first is to fire, mode second is to swing it in the manner of a staff. It's gonna be great.

>>136025014
the M&B engine is shit for automatic guns

>>136024969
>bought roses
>bullied entire servers with crossbow
>game died
it was fun while it lasted, it just didn't last long enough

>>136023710
Nah, only orcs/globins/ogres/dark knights/zombies/skeletons and golems (the last 2 get extra damage from blunt weapons like maces or hammers.)

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>>136026454
>no elves

do you know some good likewise games with elves?
I need to satisfy my obsession

>>136026625
I don't know any other games where you can genocide elfs, on other hand, there are mods for warband like persino or TLD (if you like The Lord of the Rings.)

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>>136015194

Just to give you a feel of the type of Fantasy this game evokes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yis2SN4okbA

>>136024969
it got worse
every update just made the game progressively shittier, it was sad since they had some good ideas
>>136025561
when was that? every patch one of the bolts was OP and they'd nerf it the next patch
it was pretty funny, especially when the hammerhead bolt was broken

>>136027537
the only weird thing about this map is why the great wall of khitai is facing to the west when there's already a huge mountain range there

>>136021108
I'd say play both, they are slightly different experiences. Get VC on a sale or just pirate it, it's a module after all, you run it on warband.

>>136027845
Not sure, they might be hills and not mountains. If you look at pictures of the great wall of china, you'll see many parts of it are built on mountains.