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DOGS! Edition

Previous timeline: >>135907006

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon

-Straw Poll
>http://www.strawpoll.me/7121168/r
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HAHA TIME FOR FLOWE
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Send help Im so tired and I just want to sleep but I cant
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happy goats and humans!
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no, time for THICC
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Haven't had dog OP in a while, good one m8.
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Nth for cozy z's. Goodnight utg!
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Anyone got that pic of Sans playing the trombone while Frisk is trying to sleep?
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Drink up. I need this but with kids souls.
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>>135925636
>you will never have a qt mini OF to look after
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>>135925658
Same
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>>135925454
Would you fuck a dog

Would you fuck Dogaressa until she came in ecstacy while Dogamy watches and cries in despair
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http://strawpoll.me/7141667

important poll!
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oh boy I finished another picture
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>>135925636
okay!
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>>135925809
I like it when you're around, tonguefag
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Fangs on Papyrus: okay or nay?
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>>135925809
jesus christ im dead
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>>135925774
>not wanting a threesome
Degenerates, all of you.
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>>135925809
This shit here is weird

But your art is pretty okay

Peace out bro
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>>135925809
Nice to see you return, too bad it's Asriel's tongue though.
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>>135925809
jesus
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Continual perpetual shitposting
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>>135925809
MAN_DRINKING_LARGE QUANTITY_OF_WATER.JPG
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>>135925809
Don't care for tongue but
>dat Frisk
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>>135925878
This is always a sex thing, so nay.
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>>135925878
I kind like fangs when they're cute and nubby instead of sharp
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>>135925809
i want asriel to eat my soul
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>>135925774
>Would you fuck a dog
Yes
>Would you fuck Dogaressa until she came in ecstacy
Yes
>while Dogamy watches and cries in despair
No, I'd be sucking his dick at the same time
Cuckfags pls jump off a building
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>>135926083
What I just posted isn't very sexy.
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>Thundercracker knelt and carefully removed the front half of Mirage's spark chamber, which didn't hurt at all, but once it was off, Mirage's spark was naked and vulnerable. Mirage looked away, humiliated beyond measure by having this horrible Decepticon examining his spark.

What is this
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Escaping. Goodnight ya crazies
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>>135925809
>Soul lewds.
Do some more without the tongue stuff some time Anon
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>>135926187
You think I don't know what sinful things young girls can think of?
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>>135925809
ohno
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>>135926218
FUCKING WFG
FUCKING NIGGER I'M IN BOTH THREADS STOP DOING THIS.
I keep getting confused
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>>135925726
It hurts
>>135925658
Go to sleep anon
Have cute dreams about your favourite character!
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>>135926307
Oh hey, that's pretty sweet

I've always wanted to see Undertale characters as the TF2 classes
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Is Muffet a child? That's what this tweet seems to imply, but I have a hard time believing it's canon, given that she's a small business owner and hired killer who is much larger than the other spiders.
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>>135926218
Why are you posting transformers porn here
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>>135926453
I sure hope not, since I've drawn mettaton fucking her
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>>135926043
rip papyrus
you bastard better bring him back one day
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>>135926362
>have to not only make characters a minority
>have to give them diseases/special snowflake features

I am no longer disgusted or disappointed
Just a feeling of resignation and dismissal
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>>135926453
Unrelated, but has she updated her comic yet?
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>>135925809
Your presence is a blessing anon.
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>>135926550
hi biorobo
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>>135926518
it got posted last thread and I'm just going through it now
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>>135926575
Welcome to the party.
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>>135926449
I've done a few, but I know some of my choices don't match up with other folks
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>>135926550
biorobo you are great
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>>135926218
spark = transformers soul (you can fuck up a transformer pretty extensively, but if you destroy the spark they're dead forever unless it's Starscream)

TF fandom did soul sex way before UT

>>135926624
>>135926675
c:
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>>135926449
There's a bunch out there. Including from Koreans. Said artist husbandos both Demoman and Papyrus apparently.
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>>135926453
She might've been designed that way, but it isn't implied at all ingame.

I guess being playful and having pigtails is pretty childlike.
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>>135926453
You could argue that Muffet was designed as a child but implemented as an adult.

>That you can have tea with
But you can't. TOBYYYYYYYYY
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Oh, hello anon. I was just about to go to bed. You know, I was having a bad day until I saw your beautiful face again. You talked to me, had a laughs with me, and made me feel better. And now your even here to tell me goodnight? Anon, you are the best.
I love you.
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>>135926564
>no Season 3 of Wander Over Yonder
Feels bad man.
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>>135925809

So uh, what's an anon gotta do to see more of that Frisk there?
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>>135926453
It's not very clear, she owns a business and carries herself like an adult, so I'd assume she's whatever the monster equivalent for adult age is.
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>>135926518
That's warframe bro.

>>135926043
This better not suck faggot!
>fucking sans
I thought you were better then this.

>>135926575

I got more anon. I got one where he is a white and nigger mix and has patches of white like a freak.
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Here, since I'm gonna start comin back after not being here for months I guess, here's this thing I did a few weeks ago.
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>>135925809
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>>135926824
I'm going to hug you and kiss you and spoil you rotten anon, just you wait.
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>>135926886
>tfw 2 of those posts are mine
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>>135926873
Is it a business though? I thought it was just a fundraiser to get the spiders in the ruins out of there.
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>>135926914
>Alphys isn't already in the can
Wasted opportunity/10.
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So I did a semi genocide run where I kill everything but the bosses... And after that I got a neutral ending and I spared flowey... After that I did another neutral run, and flowey doesn't kill asgore... but instead asgore kills himself...
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uh, howdy everybody!

i was wondering if you kind folks have any more of those pictures of Frisk. for a friend!
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>>135926846
don't remind me, anon

;_;
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>>135926043
Please post the previous one. I'm always seeing them every other time. Better yet you could just post a imgur album.
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>>135926824
I want to nurse this cute anon back to health!
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I wonder if Flowey occasionally taunts Toriel with his Asriel voice.
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>>135927030
>tfw I want to pretend that you are actually him
end my life
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>>135926043
when are you finally going to die?
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>>135927030
Don't tell Chara.
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>>135926550
Do you ever plan on doing Mettaton fucking Papyrus or anything like that?

A lot of people have been bringing it up on here, /y/, Tumblr, wherever that for all the lewd Papyton out there very little has Mettaton topping, and that too much of it gives him a schmagoo which actually annoys a lot of trans people because the whole reason they look at slash is to avoid cunt stuff.
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>>135926662
>firing gun with mouth

Great way to break your teeth and end up vomiting on the floor as a stock gets shoved halfway down your throat. Let me guess, he uses his tongue to pull the trigger.
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im doing work right now not allowed to draw mettaton can i request some bot babes?
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>>135927030
Those pictures? Like this?
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>>135927030
Get out of here Groucho

I'll never forgive what you did
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>If I had to jerk off either an elephant or a bull, I would choose a bull.
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>>135927017
Furthermore Flowey wanted me to not kill anyone during that run... So many mixed messages
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>>135927158
I'd say he'd risk outing himself, but since I guess he can imitate everyone's voices it wouldn't matter.
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>>135927049
or this http://mspaintguyfromdoorchins.tumblr.com/
>>135927185
I'll never die
I'll outlast you all
I'll be the last dancer on the stage
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>>135926886
>That's warframe
Niggersans don't you start.
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>>135927030
wait a minute...those ears
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well shit that is a lot of replies

>>135925872
>>135925886
>>135925983
>>135926045
>>135926360
>>135926603

glad that you guys like it!

>>135925960

I know it's not everyone's thing, but thanks!

>>135925961

yeah school was rough this week
I actually was thinking of another idea for an OF tongue pic, but I have so many ideas right now and 20 requests in my inbox
mostly asriel

>>135926076

Thanks! I'm not confident drawing humans so I was actually worried about how Frisk would turn out more than anything

>>135926107

let's not go too far now anon

>>135926328

yeah maybe
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>>135927215
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I don't dislike it.
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>>135927194
I hate papyton, sorry
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>>135927030
>>135927226
I can get on-board that.
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>>135927296
There's a man who knows how to hedge his bets
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>>135927472
my nigga
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>>135927472
Fair enough. I'm not really a fan of it either. But there def is a need for more top Mettaton in general.
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anon i'm horny
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>>135927030

Hey anon, I hear you can find plenty pictures of Frisk for your friend by searching the word 'undertail' on the internet!
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>>135927331

Ayoooooo *smacks lips*
Hol up hol up. *eats watermelon shapped hotdog*
So you be say'n... you be say'n that der no warframe!? *has fannon sans nigger sex with white frisk*
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>>135927472
You ever consider drawing the skels or Undyne?
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>>135927405
Ah well, don't sweat it. Judging by the pic you just posted, I'm willing to wait however long for a fully colored pic of Omega with that kind of line art, jesus christ that's good.
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>>135927454
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>>135927671
no you're pure
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sans
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>>135927609
I'd draw him topping Napstabot or something if people want that

The problem is when it comes to porn, I don't do furry, I have no interest in skeletons...I'm mostly a robot fetishist

>>135927740
Ye I could draw them (something not porny)

Not tonight though, it's late
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>>135927780
Comparatively, it's one of least bad looking of the saucy humanized stuff I've seen.

Also, source for that gif?
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>>135926847
I dunno
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>>135927702

WE WUZ SKELETONS AND SHEEEET. LOOK AT THEM KFC CHICKEN BONES!

>>135927854
Real sans over here anon, I don't know what that is.
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>>135925809
WHY AM I LAUGHING
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>>135927854
Claim your waifu/husbando time!
The void belongs to me
but i'm willing to share
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>>135927454
Goats into humans is bad form.

Humans into goats however
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is there anything more pure and comfy then soul absorption?

sharing a body with your fav undertale sounds amazing. you could chill out in their body whenever you want, you could comfort them whenever they feel lonely or afraid or guilty. you could have long conversations in their head while being warm and cozy in bed

there's literally no downside
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>>135927454
Damn that's nice.
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How angry would you be if there turned out to be a mexican in THIS THREAD stealing your hard earned image posts
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>>135927978
share with me
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>>135927978
Chara
But u belong to her
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>>135927919
>I'd draw him topping Napstabot or something if people want that
Sounds like a plan. Especially if it's with Underswap Napstabot.
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>>135927949

>>135927978
sans is just a friend man no skeltal husbando for me
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>>135928054
BUILD WALL
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>>135927978
ASGORE IS MY HUSBAND
OTHER BITCHES NEED TO LEAVE HIM ALONE
HE'S MINE
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>>135926449
I have a small folder if you want some more
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>>135928192
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>>135927978
Flowey.
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>>135927978
Claiming Papyrus before all the freaks and rapists can get to him.
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>>135927978
shotagote
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>>135927978
Fish!
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>>135927978

Chara tho
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>>135927978
claiming shotagote's snootle
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what the fuck is this board anymore
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>>135928192
>>135928284
It's stupid how well this fits over the OF fight
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>>135927978
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>>135926816
the tea is spiders

the cup is spiders

the teacup is spiders too

at least the doilies are normal, right? wrong. spiders.
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>>135928337
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>>135927763
>spoiler
Thank you I really appreciate it!
Especially I was actually getting really frustrated with the coloring on this one, I had to take a break from it for a couple days

and hopefully I'll eventually be able to deliver on that, I still like how that previous sketch I did turned out so I really would like to finish it sometime
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>>135927978
oh no I'm late

>>135928332
NO
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>>135928192
>>135928284
>>135928424


I love this meme due to trump being a cute little guy who we all want to save and then frees us all in the true end.

TRULY, ASRIEL MADE THE UNDERGROUND GREAT AGAIN! Just like trump will make America great again,
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>>135927978
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why was Asriel best friends with a psychopath
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>>135928424
The question you'll have to answer (not in the thread of course) is he the hero or the villain?
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>>135928430
>teacup

teapot

I can't type with all these spiders
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>>135927978
lizard
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>>135928430
The game is coded by spiders with spiders for spiders. It's spiders all the way down.
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>>135927978
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needs more frans
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>>135928560
Spider based esoteric programming language
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>>135927978
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>>135928545
>>135928560
Soon enough, she'll eat you and turn every nutrient in your body into spiders. Then you can be part of the spider horde! Uhuhuhu~
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>>135928590
Woah, hey.

People who like Asrielle don't get the goathusband.
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>>135928537
emotional abuse and attachment issues
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>>135928537
my sister was friends with one too senpai, as two lonely siblings you dont really get to choose
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>>135926816

>no tea with muffet
>no marriage with mettaton

What is toby even good for

zootopia was right, all foxes are criminals
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>>135928672
excuse me
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>>135928470
I'm looking forward to it! I don't think I can thank you enough for actually considering this and trying your hand at it.
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>>135927978
The GoatFrisk will be all mine.
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>>135928560
How much longer does it take for us to get so absurd that we start postulating that on a sub-atomic level everything is spiders and that is the key to a whole new wave of scientific discoveries.
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>>135928537
Maybe not initially a psychopath?
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>>135928818
>this desu
Living with gote family would make me a psychopath too
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>>135928741
Pack your bags

the goat is mine
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why are you all saying desu
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>>135928807
The length of time is the time it takes 1 spider to walk across the entire universe.
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>>135928898
haha nope im not going anywhere
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>>135928962
It's cute desu senpai
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>>135928962
baka desu senpai
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>>135928962
4chan has a word filter. t/bh I believe is desu
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>>135928962
wordfilters and people unwilling to type out "to be honest"
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>>135928962
sayfam sayfml saytbh
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>>135928898
We may need to borrow him occasionally m8
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>>135928962
we've been invaded by facebook, if I were to give you a frank answer.
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>>135928463
Run a background check through all of them for any history of abusive behavior or sex crimes, stat.
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>>135929063
its too much work tbqh
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>>135928769
It's no problem!
Like I said I enjoyed doing the sketch.
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>>135928962
It's memespeak. Normies wouldn't understand.
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>>135929169
no it isn't

you've just forgotten irony is supposed to be ironic
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>>135928463
>Who the fuck are all of you
>And why is my son in a dress
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>>135929249
idk wym senpai
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>>135928208
Any Pyro?
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>>135928982
estimated length of the universe: 91 billion light years

average speed of a land spider: 1.17 mph

91 light years to miles = 5.3495490896e+14 miles

Multiply that by spider speed

Amount of time, of course very estimated, is:
6.098485962â‹…10^14 hours, or 2.541035818â‹…1013 days, or 0.696174197â‹…1011 years, or 6.96174197â‹…108 centuries
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>>135929423
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More Frans
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>>135929423
r/theydidthemath

Have an upvote friend
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>>135929423
>miles

triggered
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Someone asked for Mettaton/Grillby last thread?
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>>135928962
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>>135925809
oh yeah
the tumblr post has the three images separately,
in case anyone just wants one of them or something
http://lewdtale.tumblr.com/post/141414428753/so-i-had-this-idea-for-this-one-not-sure-how-well
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>>135929423
this math doesn't seem sound
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>>135929715
which floweyfag drew this one
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>>135929531
i know sans shouldn't be shipped with anyone but this is my favorite ship cuz i like qt frisk and i self insert as sans, im fuckin horrible
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>>135929762
it's probably horribly wrong lmao

i barely passed college algebra
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>>135929801
they don't come here anymore
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>>135929657
That's hot as fuck

Nice to see sans getting cucked
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>>135929851
at least you went to college
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Goodnight /utg/! I love you!
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>>135929423
you should divide the distance by the spider speed, not multiply i think
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>>135929835
It's too cute though
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>>135929965
love you too boxboy
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>>135929657
It's weird, but it makes sense
Being a robot, Mettaton's the only one who could take the heat
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So i found this and i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2X96gtQIs0&ab_channel=XenomorphicTendencies
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>>135929360
Uhh nope
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>>135929924
It's for the better considering most Sansby portrays Grillby as a rapey abusive seme and Sans as a weepy submissive who you can never tell whether he actually wants it or not.
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>>135929965
Fuck off you stupid fucker go choke on your own spit.
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>>135929657
Holy shit, this is great.
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>>135930067
true, they would work well together
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>>135929657
Source?
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>>135930271
ow the edge
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>>135930271
Don't be mean to that sweet little boy
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>>135930456
>>135930067
>>135929835
Begone pedophiles.
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ah, young love
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Shh, don't tell anyone
But I love you anons
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>>135930649
Die you stupid ugly fucker.
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>>135930631
Yes, young love
Always full of innocence and jpeg artifacts
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>>135929965
Goodnight and no you don't.

>>135930631
Your gote is dead. Let his spirit rest.
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>>135930574
Tumblr pls go and get mad Sans doesn't want to rape your self-insert somewhere else.
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>>135930574
I dont ship smol frisk you dunce, i just dont save pics of ships so friend pics are all i have that's relevant
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>>135930649
I love you too
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>>135930730
malicious lies and slanders
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So do monsters reproduce by shooting magic into a bucket or something?
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>>135930457
http://yakukid.tumblr.com/post/141302468427/so-apparently-i-m-the-only-one-who-ships-them-i
It's the only pic they've done so far.
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>>135930843
SOUL
SEX
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>>135930649
i love you too senpai
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>tfw no psychopathic yandere loli lesbian lover
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>>135929854
but who are they? do they have a tumblr or something
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>>135927454
gijinka a shit
go snootle or go home
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>>135930950
pic unrelated
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>>135930574
what's that? It needs more cute?
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>>135929657
whoever drew this
their linework gives me a boner
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>>135929007
>>135929014
>>135929060
>>135929063
>>135929097
>>135929128
>>135929220
But desu doesnt even mean "to be honest" in nihon land...
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ded?
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>>135931445
ehh
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>>135927978
the lovely goat woman is just that
lovely
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>>135931445
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>>135931445
a different kind of thicc
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Who else here is sleepy? Also post some void.
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>>135931407
all it's meant to do is stop people from spamming shaking my head to be honest family.
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>>135931407
It's just a meme desu senpai
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>>135931415
The little girl had unbuckled herself out of the barrel organ and it clattered wheezing to the floor. She ran forward and knelt and gathered the great shaggy head up in her arms and began to rock back and forth sobbing. Most of the men in the room had risen and they stood in the smoky yellow space with their hands on their sidearms. Whole flocks of whores were scuttling toward the rear and a woman mounted to the boards and stepped past the bear and held out her hands.
It's all over, she said. It's all over.
Do you believe it's all over, son?
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would you a goat in your backpack
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>>135931415
skeleton hours
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>>135931646
>whole flocks of whores
what the fuck
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>>135931760
no

pretty sure they would get fur and/or feces in it
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>>135931517
This anon understands
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>>135931407
people end their sentences with desu and to be honest a lot of the time. it's culturally similar enough
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>>135931760
no but i would a skeltal bro
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>>135931804

Fucking cringy as fuck. Fuck this fannon sans in the ear and the artist.
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Kiss the skel
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>>135931804
sans is not that skinny
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I need to taste your voice in my mouth
I need to taste your voice in the air
And I need to feel your skin against all that I retch out
And feel your voice all over everywhere

I need to paste your skin around the mailbox
And hold the postman in your smile
I need to fill your lungs with smallpox
And fill the glow of a sick and distorted life

Beautiful baby
All filled with angels
Beautiful baby
All filled with angels
Beautiful baby
All filled with angels
Beautiful babies
All filled with angels

We are wrecking in your rover
We are swimming in your speakers
We are sticky stuff all over
Coming out from all your features
For free

And I say I want inside you
Because there's nothing on the surface
But it hurts to have to hold you
And all your holes they hold no purpose
For me
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>tfw no funny depressed skelly bf
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>>135931795
He turned. The judge was standing at the bar looking down at him. He smiled, he removed his hat. The great pale dome of his skull shone like an enormous phosphorescent egg in the lamplight.
The last of the true. The last of the true. I'd say they're all gone under now saving me and thee. Would you not?
He tried to see past him. That great corpus enshadowed him from all beyond. He could hear the woman announcing the commencement of dancing in the hall to the rear.
And some are not yet born who shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's soul, said the judge. He turned slightly. Plenty of time for the dance.
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i want somebody to hug me like goat hugs frisk!
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>>135932098
>tfw no depressed anon bf
>tfw no anyone
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>>135932062
anon thats lewd
>>135932098
>tfw youre all these things but its actually unattractive irl
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>>135931964
Something something pedophilia.
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>>135931095
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>>135932224
wait monster kid and frisk have the same skin color, right?

what if frisk never was a human at all

he was just a monster that got amnesia and came to believe he was a human

deepest lore
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>>135932383
Not really, MK is a bit more pale than Frisk
Oddly enough, he's actually closer to a human's skin tone than Frisk is
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I ain't studyin no dance.
The judge smiled.
The tyrolean and another man were bent over the bear. The girl was sobbing, the front of her dress dark with blood. The judge leaned across the bar and seized a bottle and snapped the cork out of it with his thumb. The cork whined off into the blackness above the lamps like a bullet. He rifled a great drink down his throat and leaned back against the bar. You're here for the dance, he said.
I got to go.
The judge looked aggrieved. Go? he said.
He nodded. He reached and took hold of his hat where it lay on the bar but he did not take it up and he did not move.
What man would not be a dancer if could, said the judge. It's a great thing, the dance.
The woman was kneeling and had her arm around the little girl. The candles sputtered and the great hairy mound of the bear dead in its crinoline lay like some monster slain in the commission of unnatural acts. The judge poured the tumbler full where it stood empty alongside the hat and nudged it forward.
Drink up, he said. Drink up. This night thy soul may be required of thee.
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>protopap will never be your waifu
just end me now, guys
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>>135931774
>tfw I wanna stay up and share cute skeletons but have to get up early every Monday morning
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>>135929270
Nothing wrong with boys wearing dresses Gaster.
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>>135932176
this desu
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>>135932176
>wanting a depressed partner
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He looked at the glass. The judge smiled and gestured with the bottle. He took up the glass and drank.
The judge watched him. Was it always your idea, he said, that if you did not speak you would not be recognized?
You seen me.
The judge ignored this. I recognized you when I first saw you and yet you were a disappointment to me. Then and now. Even so at the last I find you here with me.
I ain't with you.
The judge raised his bald brow. Not? he said. He looked about him in a puzzled and artful way and he was a passable thespian.
I never come here huntin you.
What then? said the judge.
What would I want with you? I come here same reason as any man.
And what reason is that?
What reason is what?
That these men are here.
They come here to have a good time.
The judge watched him. He began to point out various men in the room and to ask if these men were here for a good time or if indeed they knew why they were here at all.
Everybody dont have to have a reason to be someplace.
That's so, said the judge. They do not have to have a reason. But order is not set aside because of their indifference.
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>>135932772
>you will never hug Protopyrus and show him he's loved

He deserves to be happy
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>>135931760
I'd rather he be in the frontpack
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>>135932253
ayy, love these dorks
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>>135932983
>not wanting someone else in your life who understands your pain
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>>135932887
>Oh, i know that
>In fact, i have here a pic of my boys wearing their dresses
>Aren't they cute?
>I meant to say Wedding dress
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I just had a bad day, guys please post your most gay/cute pictures :c
Charisk are so welcome
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>>135933214
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>>135933214
Gay you say?
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>>135933186
I've had it, and it's not as fun as it sounds

Misery only loves company like 30% of the time, the other 70% is wanting to be alone and being paranoid about stupid things
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>>135933214
I hope your day gets better anon, stay strong.
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>>135933214
I really need someone to color this one
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>>135933214
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He regarded the judge warily.
Let me put it this way, said the judge. If it is so that they themselves have no reason and yet are indeed here must they not be here by reason of some other? And if this is so can you guess who that other might be?
No. Can you?
I know him well.
He poured the tumbler full once more and he took a drink himself from the bottle and he wiped his mouth and turned to regard the room. This is an orchestration fro an event. For a dance in fact. The participants will be appraised of their roles at the proper time. For now it is enough that they have arrived. As the dance is the thing with which we are concerened and contains complete within itself its own arrangement and history and finale there is no necessity that the dancers contain these things within themselves as well. In any event the history of all is not the history of each nor indeed the sum of those histories and none here can finally comprehend the reason for his presence for he has no way of knowing even in what the event consists. In fact, were he to know he might well absent himself and you can see that that cannot be any part of the plan if plan there be.
He smiled, his great teeth shone. He drank.
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>>135933214

Charisk comin right up

I need new Charisk I have too many pictures that are old/seen before. Help me out, anons
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>>135933051
>protopap is less existent than gaster
He deserves everything good he can get, hugs included.
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>>135933214
here's to a better tomorrow man
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>>135933186
I'll tell you from experience Anon, a depressed partner is really stressful and unpleasant for both of you.
Partnerships should be happy and positive, partnerships based on negativity don't end very well.
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>>135933332
Maybe you're right anon, maybe you're wrong. I'll just have to find out myself.
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>>135933454
You're right, I don't mean to be discouraging

it is nice to have someone understand what being depressed is like
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>>135933380
I keep hearing their ship name like chariskma
>>
what is the thing on alphys desk, i forget what the text said.
is it a little yellow lizard figurine or some kind of anime figurine?
>>
When did musk start meaning body odor and not musk?
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>>135932983
I think it is very unlikely that a chronically depressed person would get along well with ANY partner on the long run. However, someone experiencing only mild depression might actually benefit from intimacy and a romantic relationship and hopefully develop a healthy sense of self-worth and a positive outlook on life.
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>>135933594
When "musky" became a word to describe things other than actual musk
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>>135933214
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>>135933214
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>>135933594
when it became a meme

like all asriel memes, personally i blame frick
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>>135933580
If I'm remembering correctly I think it's a teacup in the shape of a lizard?
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>>135933059
what is papyrus doing to that goat
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>>135933768
reminds me of Catherine

hey quick question, asgore is flowys father right?
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rip /utg/
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>>135933865
thanks.
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Heya /utg/, the short battle fanfic anon here.

I took my medicine too early and I'm falling asleep SUPER fast. I'm going to have to finish up the "Undyne vs sans" battle fanfic by late noon, or even before noon. Whenever my body decides to wake up. Unless you all want a huge jumble of disorganized random paragraphs all over the story. I will say this much though. I have a great feeling about this one.

Good night /utg/, sleep well! And good morning to the rest of the world. Have some skel and fish. Pic is related, because Papyrus is relevant to the story. Can't wait to share the story with you soon later today /utg/
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>>135933312
>>135933317
>>135933352
>>135933354
>>135933371
>>135933380
>>135933391
>>135933768
>>135933769
Thanks guys, this heals my soul so mush.

You all deserve a huge load of chocolate.
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>>135933962
he wanted to know if the goat would fit in his front pocket. it did....sort of
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>>135934208
Good night. Cant wait to read it, I've always thought about Undyne vs Sans even though she hard counters him but i cant wait to see what you've come up with.
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>>135933214
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>>135934209
One more gay for the road
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>>135934209
>You all deserve a huge load

Stopped reading right there, lay it on me
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Sleep well, partner!
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>>135933141
horrifying
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>>135934342
damn, ive always loved that one, so comfortable to look at
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>>135932772
I want a Protopyrus dakimakura.
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All Goat Family Members are good goats, POST MORE.
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>>135933962
It's Underswap Papyrus so probably rape.
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>>135934701
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>>135934701
dont have much
but have this
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>>135934701
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>Think goteXhuman is wrong
>Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b1PxiLzdrk
>Can't help but love it

HELP
ME
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>>135933196
Your boy wants to be someone's beautiful blushing bride!
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>>135935057
You need to be cleansed.
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>>135935057
missed the best one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTEIAZf6_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbW68a7lM60
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>you are in the undergrownd
>keep moving till you find a glowing cave
>you see a blue flower and remember that someone told you how they are called
>you talk to the flower just because why not
Tell me /utg/, what did you say to the blue flower?
http://orikaru.net/echo-flower
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>>135935616
"Dicks, pass it on."
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>>135935616
>reading flowers
>"You just lost the game"

why is this still a fucking thing
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>>135935616
Why live when time itself is in a twist? No one can save this, not even them.
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>>135935616
I feel like this site would be better if you hovered over a flower and MLG Daniel started to say the text out loud.
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>>135935780
>Current year
>Not knowing about reverse game
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>>135935780
fuck I haven't thought about that in years
I guess I just lost the game
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Just bought new lightbulbs and dropped all of them and cut my feet up. Now im bloody, sad and in the dark. Post the character that fucked up real hard so i dont feel as bad
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>>135936092
Here you go man
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>>135933818
this
he turned the asrielfags into an even bigger meme
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>>135936092
>tfw You remember you can never be in the perfect fictional world you love so much.
>tfw You can never physically love your favorite character, and tell them it will be all right because your there.
>tfw You can never be with them, no matter how hard you try.
>tfw You can never give them a simple hug.
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>>135936092
That's saddening as heck, I'm sorry anon.

I hope you got the glass out of your feet and bandaged up at least.
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it's crazy to me that people could claim undertale's a social justice game when it so blatantly appropriates japanese culture the way it does
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>>135936256
Kek thanks.
>>135936343
I feel you man, its rough.
>>135936352
Yeah i patched myself up, thanks for the concern.
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>>135934895
>goat stubbornly hugging you, pressing into you from behind
>goat clinging as you try to pull away to do anything
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>>135936343
>I will NEVER hug Chara.
>I will never even hug a cute Anon.
Well now I don't even need to lay on the floor to feel like garbage.
>>135936624
Sorry Anon, I haven't got any images handy but I hope you aren't hurting too bad and I hope you heal up quick!
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>>135936624
Oh, this is probably my favorite Undertale image and I've been looking for it for a while. Thanks.

Can I buy you a new pack of lightbulbs or something? I feel bad for not having any Alphys to cheer you up.
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Good morning, /utg/! I promised something over the weekend and with a little bit of insomnia, here I am to deliver!

'They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're altogether ooky--
The Dreemurr Family'

http://pastebin.com/PJiTY9rG [Pre-Undertale Evil Goat Family shenanigans]

Requests will reopen ~Wednesday, once I can get a few updates for current projects out. I hope everyone's doing alright!
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>>135936814
I'm here for you chara.
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you guys need to stop being so sad

post comfy pics and enjoy each others company
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>Get gidted this game on STEAM by a friend
>Decide to try it out
>Get attacked by flower
>See furry goat shit in game
>Nope
>Close, uninstall, defriend
>Continue on about my day as normal
>Sleep when it's time to go to bed
>Wake up as a skeleton
>Flowey looms over me and starts raping me
>I puke spaghetti
FUCK THIS GAME
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>>135935057
Don't worry, liking cutesy shit is just a phase that never ends
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>>135936814
Its okay, I appreciate your kind words just as much.
>>135936824
Nah man I couldnt accept them, I'm heading to the store again tomorrow anyway. Glad i could help you find the pic though
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>>135936992
Papyrus will you marry me? Please?
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Daily reminder that best character in game is Flowey.
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>>135937127
this is true, asriel is the best character in the game
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>>135936343
>You remember you can never be in the perfect fictional world you love so much.
But you can experience it in vivid dreams or hallucinations in the right circumstances. You've certainly been thinking about it enough to influence your subconscious mind.
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>>135936908
You're such a sweetheart Anon!
>>135937034
Glad to help, glass to the foot is a bitch.
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Would you share a body with your favourite Undertale?

What would it be like?
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>>135937260
>sharing a body with sans
Pretty much my life already except now there's two of us and its a little awkward cuz im not gay
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>>135937260
>Undyne
I sure would, I'd finally be able to suplex boulders.
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>>135937260
>Sans
Im twice as lazy and better at crappy on the fly puns
Nnnnnothing else changes honestly
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>>135937260
Backseat soul piloting sounds annoying, so no.
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>>135937415
what, you think him and you being the same would give you a boner? come on, just grow a spine already. i mean if you look at it, it could be quite humerus.
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>>135937243
Im glad i could make you hape
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>>135937260
you do not know what i would give to be a qt immortal fluffy goatboy
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>>135937529
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>>135937243
>>135937597
More hugs for chara.
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>don't have pics on laptop

fug

Marrying the goat!
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>>135937260
Uh...
It sounds nice in theory, but the concept of Papyrus knowing everything I'm thinking at all times sounds uncomfortable.
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>>135936864
This is exactly how I imagined it and I love you for it.

>Grillby as Lurch
Fucking perfect.
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>>135937746
>>135937597
>>135937243
Also, can i be your cute anon?
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>>135937260
>Undyne or Asriel
No, they'd just get this body thrashed before its time and the latter would do it in a really lame way, too.
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>>135937671
oh come on, you know i'm just ribbing you. it's so obvious what i'm saying has got tibia joke.
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>>135937790
I'd rather marry adult frisk
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>>135937992
why is she wearing a striped shirt then
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>>135937790
i love him!
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>>135937260
>sans
that depends on who's body. if I were in his body then I'd enjoy having a dick but have the burden of moving with twice the effort cuz of sans' lazy ass. if he were in my body then well he better start enjoying feeling his titties rubbed like everyday. I can't masturbate without doing that.
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>>135937992
nnnnnnnnice
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>>135938025
oh shit, guess im a pedophile. time to off myself
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>>135937790

what do you get out of posting 'Marrying the goat' in every fucking thread

you have actual autism, kill yourself
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Good night /utg/ One last Goat before i go,
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>>135936343
>tfw Your anguish from just how powerfully saddening the thought is causes a suzumiyan break in reality, causing the character to appear in vicinity of you.
>tfw You have to try and explain to them that you don't know why they're here either, but you think it might be your fault.
>tfw You explain the capacity in which they're known in this world.
>tfw You watch them break down in whatever way is appropriate for them, when they realize the implications of being "a fictional video game character brought to life in the real world".
>tfw You have to tell them you don't know how to send them back, or make this world like theirs; that you didn't know you could do what you did, and that you don't know if you could do it again or in the reverse.
>tfw You can tell they know you can't really be held at fault, but nevertheless, they hate you.
>tfw You approach them, as they start to walk away, and you tell them your affect of, "I don't know why I was able to bring you here. I don't know what god would allow a human to be able to do this, or even whether or not I'm a god. And, it may still mean something terrible to you, but I think you're only here because I love you; because I was shown what was allowed in the game to be known of you. Over and over, I've either befriended or killed the ones you love, and in doing so I've grown connected to you. I've grown tired of my own life outside of that game, so please. Even if you hate me, I'm telling you to protect you... don't go out there. You don't know how the world would treat you out there."
>tfw You hear them say, "Of course I do... They'll treat me like I shouldn't be here."
>tfw You yell to them, "Let me help you. Let me try. "
>tfw You watch them leave whatever way they do, without a response beyond a grim look.
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>>135937826
I'm not sure you'd even be conscious Anon, Asriel absorbed Chara's soul and during the brief time he was alive it was never indicated that she could do anything to influence him or even continued to exist as a conscious entity. It seems that monster dust contains their consciousness but not their emotions, and can be returned to an automaton form of life with the addition of determination. Meanwhile human souls have no more intellect and act as a massive quasi-sentient magical fuel source.
>>135937867
All Anons are super cute!
>>135937983
Very punny Anon.
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>>135938096
Let me help you with that.
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>>135938071
>his body
>enjoy having a dick
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>>135938125
Thanks chara.
>>135938120
It hurts to think about that, knowing they don't even love me back.
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>>135938071
anon this is too lewd stop it
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>>135938113
>he doesn't want to marry the goat

sounds like you're the one with actual autism here
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>>135938120
What, do you really think I'd let them leave, just like that? That's not funny, anon.
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>>135938286
>frisk wearing sans' jacket.
who is cucking who here?
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>>135937848
Thank you, glad you liked it! It has definitely been one of the most fun to write so far.
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>>135937790
I give you permission anon! Be together!
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>>135938120
>tfw You pull out glock and hold it and gunpoint
>tfw You hand it over the the government
>tfw You benefit from the massive increase in science and technology as the mechanics of magic are understood and applied in everyday life

semper fi
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Why are people so attracted to Mettaton's legs? They're just 3 ton chunks of cold metal.
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>>135938383
Everyone. Literally everyone is cucking everyone anon.
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>>135937260
Probably not. Papyrus is a fun guy but he wouldn't be so fun if I was with him literally every second of my existence.

>>135938071
Weird, I get nothing sexual out of grabbing my tits but then again to this day I'm one of those weirdos who's never masturbated to this day because even touching my crotch doesn't really do anything unless it's that time of the month in which case even wiping too hard after a piss can hurt.
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>>135938648
excuse me it's actually an "open relationship" thank you very much
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>>135938630
>there's no art of mettaton crushing a watermelon between his thighs
shame desu
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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
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>>135938734
alright guys, we need to nuke france

its the only way goatfucker stays gone for good
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>>135938705
>there's no animation of mettaton crushing a series of increasingly resilient things between his thighs

some things are too good for this world
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>>135936938
I know you're trying to cheer everyone up anon but people don't just 'stop' being sad suddenly unless they have brain problems. They need to take a little time to stop.
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>>135938734
The goat is for cuddling, not fucking.
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>>135938676
why are females so gross?
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>>135938572
But anon we could never use magic in this universe because it all runs on natural laws which can be quantified, observed, and measured with enough work.
Magic by it's very nature is incompatible with reality because it defies what is natural. If we could measure it, understand it, and implement it then it wouldn't be magic, it would just be technology.
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I think we should all be a little bit more like Asriel
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>>135938734
I WANT TO EAT OUT THE GOAT MOM

How's it going, dude? Doing well?
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>>135938274
but think tho. in his body I can now know what it really feel like being on the penetrative side rather than always being the receptive side. I don't know if sans will enjoy pusspuss orgasms. come to think of it, is there even a difference between vaginal and prostate orgasms?
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>>135938903
i thought that was a stomach asriel was in for a second there

now im dissapointed
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>>135938286

no, fag

the SAME motherfucker posts 'marrying the goat!' with the same picture of the stupid fucking goat (except this one time) almost every fucking thread

its fucking autistic, don't encourage it
>>
>>135938903
i don't wanna be dead though
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>>135938676
I like to knead mine a bit and fondle the nipples a lot. gets me wet all the time. have you tried working your clit or tightening your legs around it?
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>>135936092
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>>135938940
Guys cannot experience anything as intense as a girl's orgasm, they've got far fewer pleasure nerves across the board so to speak. I'd assume this is an adaptation to allow guys to spread their genes more efficiently.
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>>135938860
>mfw used to have to clean the womans bathrooms at work
>Blood everywhere, tampons fling in around like toothpicks, and cant tell of its makeup on the toilet paper or something foul
For most it was hell, for me it was Tuesday, oh well
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>>135938903
nah, asriel's a low self-esteem cuck

we should all be more like frisk, they're a real go-getter
>>
Fic: http://pastebin.com/dZXZJ3pR

"Bio-Game Geronimo - Chunk 1"

" -.- ... ... _-_ " means frisk typed something
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>you will never give asriel a hands free prostate orgasm as you shoot thundagas up his ass
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>>135937260
My dreams have come true.
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>>135939137
I worry that this is an upcoming theme in a story
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>>135938903
dust?

>>135938860
not that grill but i wish i wasn't one desu
it's disgusting

>>135939129
leave while you can.
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marrying the goat!
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>>135938940
that sounds interesting but also super weird to me, but i think its cuz im happy with my current genitals. you're still hella lewd though knock it off
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>>135936092
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>>135939036
Nah. The few times I've touched my clit it gave off a strong sensation but not exactly pleasant. And I'm just not really interested in sex enough to care trying again.

I'd love to try pegging though. Even if I don't really get anything out of doing the act myself, the idea of giving my partner sexual satisfaction somehow does.
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>>135939187
im afraid its too late for me
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>>135939129
It's all just memes, like usual. You should probably run, though.
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>>135938846
Moreover, no one is supposed to be happy all of the time, that's insane. Sadness and depression are important drives to avoid further involvement with people who have hurt us or circumstances which are detrimental to our own best interests. It's not really a problem until someone is actively avoiding new people and experiences because they don't think things will work out.
>>
>>135939091
you're this world's true hero my friend
>>
>>135938924
Bretty gud, what about you?
>>135938848
>cuddling
>not fucking
faggot

>>135938795
kek
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>>135938860
The human reproductive system is messy, shitty, and inefficient. Its supposed to encourage us to stick together and protect one another, because if we didn't then we'd go extinct really quickly.
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>>135939174
not quite
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>>135939339
Dude, at least wait until they're older.
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So I played the game and enjoyed it. It was worth the price.

Why is there a general for this game again, sorry? What is there to discuss?
>>
>>135939187
just become a guy then. one of us, one of us
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>>135939476
well i guess theres stuff like this
>>135939091
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>>135939476
to make such high quality posts like
>>135939380
>>135939201
>>135939137
>>135938734
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>>135939339
I'm alright, reheated some stir fry It was a microwave disaster and I'm just sitting here, posting, watching netflix. Most of everything is pretty chill.

How's your fuck quest fairing?
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>>135939476
Containment and OC creation.
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>>135939476
cancer containment
waifufaggotry

>>135939478
i would if i could but i'm not going to mutilate myself. i'm just playing the cards i'm dealt.
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>>135939476
To circlejerk about nothing, the same point for any general
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>>135939476
Think of the most sexually degrading, inappropriate, physically questionable, lewd act you can perform on your favorite character.

Vice versa, think of that character doing thought thing to you.

That's a good template to start off on.
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>>135939201

Fuck you! That's my line
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>>135939476
I'm here for the memes. It's always been about that.
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>>135939476
Feelings and fan made content mostly. But sometimes people want to discuss the intricacies of this or that character arc, e.g. 'isn't Alphys just as bad as Mengele?', 'Why does X kill Y?'...
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>>135939452
>asrielfags are pedos meme
Asriel is older than most of the characters and have a teenage form
>>135939476
Constant waifu posting keeps everyone in this shithole, run while you can
>>
>>135939476
There is occasional good OC, heated political debate, and then 85% shitposting. I come here because socializing and memeing Keeps the crushing weight of sadness and depression from flattening my will to live
>>
NEED
SEXY
TEM
HELP
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>>135939676
>Asriel is older than most of the characters and have a teenage form
This is what pedo goatfuckers actually think
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>>135936864
>Skunkle Gaster

Heh. It's alright Milka. Got me to read it at least and I don't read many fics here.
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>>135939060
oh. what a shame. do guys "spasm" though? I haven't seen it in gay porn before

>>135939218
but I enjoy lewd!

>>135939231
maybe you touched it too hard? us women can masturbate in 2 ways you know. try the one where you squeeze your thighs

I've always wanted to do pegging too. with a dragon dildo! I fucking want to know what it feels like to penetrate and have a shaft. aah
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>>135939476
the fandom is making more content from itself to keep itself going, with the slightest hint of multi universe people create new ideas and themes
or just talk about goat and skelly fuckers
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>>135939591
At least you seem pretty chill, i wish you luck with your horrid feminine ways
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>>135939021

>being this mad
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>>135939819
I wouldn't know, ask guys. I don't watch much porn either, just doesn't do much for me.
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>>135928818
>living 2 years with toriel telling you snail facts EVERY SINGLE DAY and stopping you whenever you do anything fun

I would become psychopathic too tbqh
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>>135936864
Nice.
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>>135939819
>avatarfaggotry
Sanskin pls go.
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>>135939819
i "spasm" occasionally tbqh, only a little though
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>>135940027
>People have undertale "kin" now.
Please anon, this isn't true is it, there aren't people who actually believe they are undertale characters, right?
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>>135939476
• asrielfag containment
• charafag containment
• strawpoll containment
• to express our dislike towards soriel
• to express our dislike towards alternate universes, unless we created them ourselves
• to express our dislike towards [INSERTCHARACTERHERE]
• to express our dislike towards alternate universes being based around sans, giving it a rare x3 dislike multiplier
• board furry containment shared with /fnafg/

but mainly we're here because /trash/ already has /sug/ and having a full /utg/ AND /sug/ on the same board is dangerous
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>>135939091
Sorry to hear that anon. I just stick to pads because I don't want to stick anything up there. Tampons are overrated anyway. Pads usually do the job just fine and you never have to worry about blood poisoning with them.
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>>135939676
I guess you know yourself best.
Personally, I figure a shota is a shota no matter how old they're supposed to be, canonically, because the fetish seems to be more about appearances and demeanor rather than actual measurable age.
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>>135940070
You've never seen the drawfags on here like llicornia complaining about all the kin shit she gets on her art, or all the people in the Undertale tags screaming at artists for portraying other "thems" doing things they don't like?
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this threads getting to much for me
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>>135939021
>It's a fucked up post
>in a fucked up thread
>every anon judged by their fucked up head
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>>135940070
oh sweet anon.
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>>135940070
I dunno about 'actually' but sure, it's been a thing for a while. Like otakukin.
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Did the guy here ever write about Chara cumming on Frisk and Papyrus thinks they're melting from determination?
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i havent been here much the last week or so anything exciting happen
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>>135940192
holy shit i dont even know like 30 of the words the people(?) in that pic used
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>>135940283
and then they were suffocated by Toriels boobs
the end
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>>135940070
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sanskin
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sans-kin
I'm sorry anon.
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>>135940192
I've reached a new low.
Even garbage feels better than I do at this very moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdzCR_7RR60
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>>135940301
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>>135940319
oh damn, thats actually kinda funny
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>>135940372
Why are Sans fangirls so fucking terrible? Every time I think they can't get any stupider or douchier I find out they go and reach another low.
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>>135940336
>anything happening in the land formed by the hack himself toby "yeah i dont FEEL like it" fox
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>>135940368

>refuse hug after next reset
>"eheheheh... did I getcha'?"
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>>135940027
it was just a reaction image m8

>>135940070
lol no.
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>>135940410
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>>135940232
>whites can't be kin to non-whites because its racist
>but its fine the other way around
>>135940467
>why are fourteen year old girls so terrible
fixed
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>>135940372
why can't they just like him? is it just not enough anymore?
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>>135940471
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>>135939572
Got less active than usual recently but i'm still at a minimum of 2 pastas a day so I guess it's ok.Real life is normie-tier but still boring as fuck tho
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>>135939819
depends on the orgasm

prostate stimulation does it for me

>>135939231
blowjobs might be easier

http://jessfink.com/EroticComics/WebAlbums/Power/
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>>135940467
I'm a sans 'fangirl' I guess he's my favorite character but I don't go to tumblr so i can limit my autism. Also being kin isn't a new thing with undertale, it's done with a shit ton of other things.

Also I dont want to fuck him and reader/sans is shit.
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>>135940467
Because he's the new Onceler.
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>Adult Asriel is a private eye detective.
>Called in to investigate the disappearance of a monster.
>Walks into the missing monsters home, observes the bedroom for a brief moment, turns to his sidekick Frisk.
>"It smells dusty in here."
>Frisk looks up at Asriel.
>"Neighbor says they didn't seem to worry much about maintaining the place."
>"Frisk that's not what I mean." Asriel's face becoming more grim by the second. "It smells Dusty in here."
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>>135940675
>It smells Dusty in here
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>>135940621
>Dont want in the bone zone
thats news to me, I just want to chill and take naps with the guy
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>>135940621
>not wanting the blueberry flavored ecto-dick
good taste
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>>135940621
>and there she was... a light shining in the darkness
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>>135940732
>you will never save Rando
Feels worse then Asriel tbqh
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>>135940839
>you will never save Sev
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>>135940941
anon dont fucking do this to me
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>>135941084
Don't worry, in the new canon Sev was still alive last we saw him
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>>135940941
Anon you have to stop right now.
STOP.
STOP MAKING ME FEEL THIS.
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/utg/ is officially dead
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>>135938940
I've heard it being speculated that if a man could experience orgasms like a woman they'd either die or go crazy. Their brains wouldn't be able to handle it.
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>>135939476
Containment. I don't even read these threads literally 99% of the time, today is the first day in weeks I've done more than just quickly skim for pictures. Reading is just too cringeworthy.
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>>135941225
rip
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>There are femanons in here right now
fucking disgusting
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>>135939137
Thundagas? As in Thundaga the spell from final fantasy? What the hell Frick?
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>>135941084
>HE'S MY BROTHER I CAN'T LEAVE HIM
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>>135941328
fucking dont

>>135941318
really.

that's the part of the sentence you're unhappy with
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>>135941318
>still being shocked that Frick is a meme
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>>135941309
>you will never date a utg femanon
settling for girls i meet irl just isnt enough man
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>>135941440
why must you hurt me this way
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>all of this loli frisk fucking recently
what a time to be alive
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>>135941395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEZZjYneQqQ
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>>135941503
This isn't a lewd Frisk is it anon?
She's just got a fever right?
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>>135941484
sorry friendo, have a hug
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>>135941503
I wish pedos would kill themselves tbqh
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>>135941517
>you will never bully scorch with sev and fixer

goddamnit

god FUCKING damnit
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>>135941546
thanks friend ;_;
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>>135941440
>can't go out with a girl who has played undertale because she'll think im an autist trying to imitate sans
TOOOOOOOOOOBYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>135941603
Why would they think that unless you are trying to imitate sans?
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>>135941539
Yeah, Asgore is also there to make sure she's okay!

>>135941549
Not with all of this loli in the world.
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>>135941503
artist name?
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>>135940017
Thank you!

>>135939797
I feel intense amounts of shame for that one. Thank you, honestly, the fact that you checked it out, despite not reading much around here is already a worthwhile achievement.
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>>135941603
i feel you man im the same way
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>>135941698
>Asgore is also there
I fucking hate pedophiles
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>>135941716
>paheal
>being incharge of tagging
choose one
i checked pixiv too
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>>135941769
It's either pummeling a pre-teen's flower or spending all eternity alone, anon.
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>>135941856
no
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>>135941225
It would be better off dead than it is right now.
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>>135941503
i feel you
all we need is some futafriskdom and we're good
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for those of you who are still awake/just getting up, a double dose of THICK from tonight's stream!

First we have Fuku in more outrageous swimwear!
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>>135941440
Don't bother, I'd probably bore you to death IRL or out-autism you.
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>>135941947
I miss the not so blatant goatfuckers and when Charafags were just edgy little shits instead of out and out pedophiles
>>135942056
save this thread please
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I made a art.
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>>135942059
Don't worry, all you need is a mouth.
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>>135942119
9/10
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>>135942056
that's hot
>>135942059
my life quite literally can't get any more boring senpai
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>>135942056
And also, the rare and sought-after BOOTY FISH!

This week is Spring Break, so I'll be streaming even more lewd shit around the same time tomorrow, and hopefully every night this week! woooo
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>>135942076
Did I come at a bad time? Cuz I got some OC to dump here I guess. Been busy all the last two weeks with IRL work but I finished that Undyne pic I was working on for the /utg/ superhero AU.
Aside from topping it off with a possible supervillainess Muffet pic we're probably ready to get started with the AU.
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>you will never be a qt brown slightly chubby loli
>you will never have a qt blushing yandere loli gf
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>>135942056
>>135942236
THICK UNDYNE and a raging bonfire
What a great stream, I am pumped to see what else will be pumped out this week.
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>>135942256
That's really cool Anon, but this thread is in desperate need of woshing/erasing.
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>>135942282
>you will never fuck both of these loli's, cucking both at them at the same time
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>>135942236
Do you ever consider to to things naked? You seem like the kind of guy to do a sexy slit with no effort but still works.
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>>135942236
you're fuckin based my man
>>
You think Toby would ever trust anyone to do additional official content for Undertale? I mean, the big problem with this fandom is that it's based on just one media installation and has no indication that anything more is coming. It'll just self-cannibalize into obscurity without an authority pushing things out.
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>>135942313
>>135942319
wow, no kidding
My fellow Woshuaposters, it's time again
We need to wosh this thread's sins away
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>>135942319
That isn't how cucking works
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>>135942378
Well the t-shirts and the like don't seem to be from art by him, GGDG or Temmie so he's probably already got a bunch of guest artists working with him.
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>>135942378
nah its pretty much toby or nothin, which sucks cuz he's a hack
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>>135942396
Nothing here is clean! Exterminatus this entire planet!
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>>135942434
>Woshammer
Needs more spikes.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbqKs5NycrU

Muffet's new anthem
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>>135942378
In terms of actual official games, it'd probably end up something like Chrono Trigger unless Toby changes his mind.
Toby won't work on it anymore, but he won't let anyone else work on it.
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>>135942236
the butts you draw keep getting bigger and bigger

hyper soon
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>>135942378
It's a crazy world out here, I'd say anything is possible.
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>>135942326
The problem with drawing naked chicks is that you can't post em on a blue board and I love seeing my shit posted here.

I still do ACTUAL lewd stuff sometimes, but I really should start drawing more actual straight-up porn. Drawing various girls with huge thighs can only be done so many times

>>135942287
Me neither! So far Iv'e got no idea what the next streams will hold(except for the thing I stopped drawing halfway through tonight ofc)
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>>135942313
Eh. I'll probably post it again tomorrow during less dead hours. I need to head off to bed anyway. I've stayed up way too long already.
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>>135942378
No, Toby basically said he would never do anything else with it unless he was sure he could actually add anything or do better, I doubt he would trust someone else when he's already satisfied with it enough that he doesn't want to do more

Not everything needs to be a big ongoing series anyway, Toby already ensured fans will be jerking off to headcanons about the game for a long time with all the intentionally mysterious sans and Gaster shit
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>>135942543
Like I said in the stream, if you're taking requests.
My one request is a belly.
But I must sleep now.
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>>135942543
If you draw anything spreading legs I will hunt it down no mater where you post it. Just draw two versions, one with panties on and one without. Post the worksafe here with a link to nsfw.
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>>135942592
who's belly? anyones?
Tori belly?
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just filter 'loli' 'shota' and 'cuck' and you can filter out /b/ kiddies

stop whining and encouraging the very posts and spam you don't like

fuck sake
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>>135942701
>implying I have the self control to not unhide the posts when I see them
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>>135942543
>Drawing various girls with huge thighs can only be done so many times

pls don't quit drawing simple fat asses, I love them so
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>>135942665
Any of the females would work for me really.
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THICK snowdrake when
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>>135942326
he was in the middle of taking my request
(asriel fucking fem chara and frisk) but he had to go so he's finishing it up tonight I guess
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>>135942950
REMOVE
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>>135942997
I agree, snowdrake is a cute bird kid not whatever that is
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>>135942956
Where can I find these lewd things. For science.

Science of how rock hard I can get.
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>>135942650
Iv'e done that before with pic related, but for when there's actual fucking involved that simply won't do. The best you'd get with that is crops, but that's fine too i guess

>>135942835
Don't misunderstand, anon. I won't stop drawing girls with huge asses, I'll just put dicks up said asses also

>>135942903
u gettin' tori then. Addin' it to the stream queue

>>135942950
uh, right now apparently

>>135942956
tonight is a strange concept when it's 5 AM.
>>
https://twitter.com/omarunonaka/status/711740083590696960
I want to eat the fish.
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>>135943083
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>>135943058
what about dicks hotdogging said asses

either way there'll still be the odd plain ol' butt pic, right?
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>>135943048
he was streaming himself draw for the past 6 hours
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>>135943083
vore is disgusting anon dont do it
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>>135943083
This is my fetish
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>>135943168
Well I wasn't there. Is there someplace I can find all his stuff?
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>>135943058
can you draw r63 lewd asriel?
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>>135943164
yes and yes!

>>135943168
was it really 6 hours? jeeeez

>>135943226
angstrom-nsfw.tumblr.com
I'm about to go upload tonight's stuff, so ill throw the WIP up there for ya. It's just a really messy sketch though

>>135943261
I CAN
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>>135943226
it was a live stream but he posted the 2
finished drawings >>135942236>>135942056
the third lewd one will be finished later tonight
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>>135943226
http://angstrom-nsfw.tumblr.com/
this is his nsfw tumblr
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>>135943058
Tori sounds good to me, NOW I gotta go to bed
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does anyone have that pic with the two sanses and a hand giving them a tootsie roll? I need it for reference for this thing I'm doing
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>>135943330
Hell ye

I don't know what I'd do if you stopped drawing cheesecake
>>
Big butts n boobies are all I need
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>>135943330
I was in the stream
what's frisk doing to the drawing she doesn't seen to be having sex
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>>135943449
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>>135943481
I just need big butts

booby is a bonus
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>>135943532
this guy gets it
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>>135943449
Wish I had toon boom to make sans bjs
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>>135943524
>It's my livelihood on the line

fucking kills me every time
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>>135943506
She's waiting for her turn and enjoying watching Chara gettin' it good

here's a link to the WIP
http://angstrom-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/141423360558/stream-stuff-33-someone-wanted-the-wip-for-this

now i gotta go to sleep, gnight
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>>135943524
ahh thanks! I needed this for size reference

>>135943609
heh. toon boom can do more than just sans bjs ;)
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>>135943764
Goodnight angstrom

ilu
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>>135943764
nice job
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>>135927215
Hey
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>>135943891
*smooch*
>>
Oh no! I read Transformers sex slave porn and now I got a boner!
>>
so i need some opinions

im buying a friend an undertale t-shirt and i was curious if an undertale t-shirt is something any of you would wear if you got one

my friend absolutely loves undertale and everything to do with it but im just concerned that maybe they don't love it enough to wear a t-shirt of it? i dunno. gift giving is stressful.
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>>135944138
we all get aroused by 18 wheelers here anon its okay
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>>135929657
YOU ARE A SAINT
THANK YOU
My robot-fucks-daddies collection grows.
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Good night /utg/, drive 6 hopefully wrapped up by tomorrow
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>>135944123
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>>135944214
Goodnight.
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>>135944214
Goodnight dad, love you.
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>>135944202
You're a sweet friend Anon, I'm sure they'll appreciate it if they love the game that much.
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>>135942547
That's a cute villain Muffet.
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I am Sebastian Daniius, a scholar of Daggerfall University. A rare opportunity has arisen for me, an active Oblivion gate in the Wrothgar Mountains has been sighted. One, according to legend, only to open for but few days every 75 years. Information about this plane is scant, shrouded with mystery and fanciful tales from Orsimer locals; tall tales about a monarcy ruled society of daedra. Tomorrow shall be the day where conjecture lays to rest, for we shall take a brave step into this realm and plunder the secrets so alluring.
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>>135944202
I wouldn't wear one, personally. The farthest I'd go to outwardly express interest in any vidya is a key chain or something.

I'd recommend a custom coffee mug or mousepad.
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>>135944379
this randomness always gets a giggle out of me
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>>135944202
it depends on the person. i bought the mercy shirt and wear it in public with no issue but then again i wear anime shirts and have zero self respect
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>>135944202
Depends largely on the type of shirt anon. If it's simple and sort of obscure I might wear one but not at work or anything.

Don't give them a gift of autism with like a huge sans in the middle or something. Even if they like UT they'll be better off without one.
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hey utg wanna be friends
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>>135944517
>>135944550
The key is subtly
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>>135944316
>>135944409
>>135944517
>>135944550
I know that they really love Chara so I was going to get them this one but I have no way of finding out if they already have it or not. This is another classic example of how I both love surprising people with presents but hate trying to surprise people with presents.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/coolguyenzo/works/20819299-undertale-chara?grid_pos=3&p=t-shirt
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>>135944623
ya ok

what are you into
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>>135944623
Friendship is nice
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>>135944202
I'd only do it if the friend wears shirts like that often. Game shirts, anime shirts, etc.
If they do and it's the ones with huge designs, get them one like that.
If they try to hide their powerlevel, get them a shirt with a subtle design.

If they never wear graphic tees, get them something else.
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>>135944628
i mean i have a shirt that has the main cast of madoka on it and i dont think it's very subtle at all
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>>135944623
We're all friends here anon. You're already our friend. We just have friendly squabbles and sometimes friendly sex___
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>>135944623
no u smell
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>>135944694
Gotta be honest with you anon. That shirt is right in the autism zone I was talking about with the example of "huge character in the middle". Not to mention he's gonna get attacked by other autists if he wears it in public.
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>>135944715
well i like undertale otherwise i wouldnt be here would i?

>>135944730
<3

>>135944760
gross i think i need an adult

>>135944774
fuck u nerd
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>tfw no cute anon to snuggle with

Good night utg
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I have to get up in less than 3 hours. Should I even bother trying to sleep?
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>>135944694
>I know that they really love Chara
Well we know he has shit taste so i'm sure he'll like it regardless
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where the cute flowey posters at
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What do you guys think about this AU?
http://imgur.com/a/KTGwj
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>>135944623
I'm not sure why you would want to be friends with us, but sure
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>>135944885
I'm not a flowey poster
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>>135944936
idk some of you are really sweet people i think there was a skype or discord channel or something way back
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>>135944885
mostly omegaposter but i occasionally floweypost
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>>135944879
I would say no. Less than 3 hours of sleep is going to make you even more tired. Unless you've been awake for more than 24 hours. In that case it'll help at least a little bit. Having been through the army where I went through a week with about 1 hour of sleep every night I say it's better than nothing but you can hang through one day easily with no sleep.
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>>135944694
Personally whenever I get a shirt for a game, I try to be a little lowkey with it. Like, I have a Grifball shirt from Halo, but unless you were overtly paying attention you wouldn't notice things like the gravity hammers on it. Though if your friend doesn't care about that, go for it.
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>>135944962
please do not sexualize the flower anon, he is pure
>>135944983
omegaflowey is fine too
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well shit now im even more conflicted about getting them the shirt than i was before. fuck.

i really hope the person i want to get it for isn't in this thread i'll hate myself forever for being that stupid lmao
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>>135945057
just get something subtle like the crest on toriels robe
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>>135944885
Here! Here! Hello cute floweyposter!
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>>135945049
Flowey was actually created by Alphys and therefor is quite literally made for sex
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>>135945005
OK, figured as much since it usually takes me over half an hour to fall asleep even on a good night.
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>>135945080
>>135945057
The delta rune is at least more subtle than that but get ready to face a bunch of people mistaking it for some new Zelda triforce thing and asking about it constantly.
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>>135945049
sweet. it's big best friend time
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whats your favorite track from the ost utg?
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>>135945085
That explains the vine tentacles, actually.

So I guess #MadeForSex is the only good thing Alphys did.
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>>135945186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA_DvZ8kQRc
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>>135945084
hooray cute floweyposters!
>>135945085
no anon he is pure
>>135945165
for some reason i dont have much omega flowey, i guess i never saved much of his form
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>>135945186
tie between it's raining somewhere else and sans' secret room. technically the same track but i consider them different
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>>135945186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8E8NQCErg
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>>135945186
It's a hard choice between Death by Glamour and Hopes and dreams but at least Death by Glamour doesn't make me want to cry so I like it at least that much more.
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last
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>>135944694
That's a very bold shirt, and it wouldn't be the easiest to explain that it's related to Undertale to someone unfamiliar with it.

Graphic tees are about making a statement, whatever it may be. Are they the kind of person who would show off that they like Chara, or are they the kind of person who would just want personal reminders of Chara? Also, are they male or female? I think a girl would more easily pull that shirt off.

Also, it's the thought that counts. Even if they just hang it in their closet forever, they'll see it sometimes and think of you and Chara. They'll be thankful either way if they're a close friend.
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>Does a neutral run with no kills
>Reloads save and befriends lizard and does true lab
>True pacifist ending
>Oh gee that sure was fun
>True reset
>Genocide run
Am I bad person?
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>>135945231
if you want more omega pics i can certainly help you with that lol. but if you prefer his lfower form that's cool too
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>>135945340
It's a video game but yes
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>>135945310
Good last image anon. Usually it's something horrible.

>>135945317
Yeah a woman can get away with a lot of wierd t-shirts but a guy is always thought to be a deviant. Especially if there's a little girl in it then he's going to be judged as a pedophile.
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>>135945340
no

that content is there for a reason
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>>135945340
Literally the worst.
Call your parents and tell them they raised a disappointment.
Inform any friends that the camaraderie will cease as you are unable to be trusted.
Quit your job, for you cannot listen.

Contemplate joining Chara in the tomb of golden flowers.
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>>135945340
Yes but don't worry about it too much. If you have the stomach to start a genocide run for earnest then it's not like you loved the characters as hard as some of us autists do anyway.
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>>135945186
Hopes And Dreams

every time the guitar kicks in I remember how much I loved the game
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>>135945340
You've done a bad Anon, but I'll forgive you.
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>>135945340
Killing Undyne is prety fun.
>>
why were there mummy wrappings in the coffin after the pacifist run?
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>>135945340
Tell me your personal details, I will ensure that you are blacklisted from all the jobs
>>
What kind of shitposting would your fav do?
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maybe i could commission someone to do a drawing of his favorite character and then frame it or something? or have it personalized or something? is that something someone would like if they like the game?
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>>135945764
Because Chara came back to life as an immortal lich as sequel bait
>>135945775
Nice posting
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>>135945791
Absolutely, but it's a little outgoing. That's like a birthday present kinda gift.

custom coffee mug or mousepad, I'm telling you
>>
Reminder that Papyrus, Frisk, Chara, Flowey and Asriel are not for sexuallizing
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>>135945791
honestly the fact that you care so much about making it a good gift shows youre probably a pretty good friend whos putting a lot of thought into this so anything you get is something he'll like probably
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>>135945775
I'm not sure if she would intentionally shit post, but probably something involving making bad jokes, sometimes to the point of ad nauseam.
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>>135942256
YO THAT'S FUCKING DOPE UNDYNE WOULD TOTALLY BE INTO SUPER SENTAI
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>>135945791
I'm sure one of our resident drawfags could draw a super cute Chara for your friend, I think most everyone is asleep though so you might have to wait until the next thread.
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>>135945791
That'd be super but like >>135945864
said it's a pretty big gift to give. Maybe something smaller now unless it's their birthday or something.
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Alphys is the most important character to the main plot, the one with the most complete character arc and the best overall written

prove me wrong, you can't
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>>135946170
that doesn't mean she's not an irredeemably annoying shit who only drove the plot by fucking up
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>>135946170
Consider this: she's unlikable and annoying
>>
hehehe

hehehehehehe


hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

boobie
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>>135946298
>who only drove the plot by fucking up
So did literally everyone else
>>135946309
wrong
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>>135946298
>>135946309
you guys thought alphys was annoying? i thought pretty much all of the characters were funny to some extent
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>>135946375
not those anons but i liked her a lot
she's probably the most relatable character in the game for me
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>>135946440
hahahahaha same
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>>135946440
3rd favorite
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>>135946313
You're alright kid.
>>
>>135946440
>>135946467
that sucks
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>>135946375
I thought the joke was a bit heavyhanded and she updated a little too much but in general I found her on-point enough to be amusing. Plus it gave us the Coolskeleton95 exchange and Napstablook cuteness.
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>>135946509
thats life i guess
>>
I too performed illegal immoral experiments on living test subjects that resulted in literally all of them existing in states worse then death, and then preeceed to hide and abuse my victims.
That is why I related to Alphys
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>>135946375
Most people seem annoyed by Alphys interrupting their movement every few seconds right after the lab but I kind of liked Alphys and there's not that much to do in the hotlands so it's meant as pacing I guess. I felt like if anyone needed a friend in the game to make them into a better person it was Alphys.
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>>135946586
im just a dinosaur with glasses irl thats why i can relate
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>>135946635
yeah actually it would seem thats why people didnt like her

i liked it though, undertales gameplay was not exactly stimulating. i liked it for the characters and the new-generation sense of humor which is why i liked the hotlands bit with alphys
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>>135946170
Asgore is directly responsible for the events between Asriel's death and Frisk's fall, including hiring Alphys. He's foreshadowed throughout the game. He's the reason Toriel won't let you leave without a fight, he's the reason you meet Sans and Papyrus, he's the reason you meet Undyne, he's the reason you meet Alphys. Without Asgore, the 6 souls wouldn't be there, and there'd be no real threats to face after the fall.

He's also written pretty well. A man with the weight of the world on his shoulders, making the choices he believes in and sticking to them, despite all the suffering that comes with it. Alphys is just a weeb that performed experiments and hid the horrible results. Her story is the most complete though, because it's so open-and-shut.
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>>135946586
Hey!

They were perfectly legal and only slightly immoral.
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>>135946696
>>135946170
I like Asgore and Alphys and Sans and Papyrus and Undyne
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>>135946586
>Illegal
They were sanctioned by the ruling government Anon. Definitely immoral, but not at all illegal.
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>>135946761
I like Asgore and Sans and Papyrus and Undyne
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>>135946761
>>135946797
i like undertale..
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>>135946797
>>135946761
You both forgot Toriel
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>>135946813
I like you
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>>135946856
No they didn't
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>>135946856
I didn't forget
>>135946813
>liking meme games
>>
I like all of these cute Anons and I think each and every one of them has good taste!
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>>135945219
>999
My dark-skinned compadre
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>>135946375
A lot of fans found the updates and forced interruptions annoying. I thought they were cute and endearing and pretty spot on for modern shitposting culture but I can understand them getting a little grating, especially on multiple plays.

I'm a little biased too though since she's my big favorite. Heavily flawed characters with good intentions getting in over their heads and not being able to deal with it are interest, Asgore is pretty high on my list for the same reason.

>>135946586
>states worse then death

They seemed pretty happy in the ending.

Hiding them was bad but she owns up to it and gets fired in the ending for it.
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>>135946856
Asriel > Toriel = Asgore = Undyne > Sans > Papyrus > Mettaton > Flowey > Alphys

I was just going off of anon's post
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>>135946874
but im a boy...
>>
>>135947028
oh...

...i dont mind
>>
People complain utg is dying, many prominent franchise generals would love to have your traffic, especially at these slow hours.
>>
>>135946941
I'm glad you feel that way but there are a couple people here I wouldn't waste affection on. The cat guy and kid grooming anon. Hell I'd smooch the satanists rather than those guys.
>>
>>135947010
Asgore > Papyrus >Alphys = Sans = Undyne = Flowey > Toriel > Mettaton > Asriel

but I don't hate anyone
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>>135946586
>Illegal immoral experiments on living test subjects
State-sanctioned with volunteered and donated practically-dead bodies.

>that resulted in literally all of them existing in states worse then death
"Living happily with their families."

>abuse my victims.
?????

Why is it that the people that hate Alphys the most always ignore everything about her plot?
>>
>>135947195
Me neither

Except for maybe Chara, because Asriel would be alive if they didn't fall first
but I have nothing against Charafags
>>
>>135947201
Flowey sure is living happily with his family huh?
>making them watch shitty anime
>not abuse
>>
>>135947262
>Flowey
>Literally all of them
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>>135947262
He's with the other golden flowers and he clearly made peace with everything given the post-pacifist dialogue, so that's technically true.

And the tapes being sticky implies the amalgamates were willingly watching shitty anime.
>>
i think im gonna buy the game finally.
>>
Name a contradiction about yourself relating to Undertale.
>>
>>135947178
wait are you talking about catfucker and that pedo
>>
>>135947359
Just ten bucks, nerd. Go for it.
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>>135947403
Asgore and Asriel did nothing wrong, Chara did everything wrong
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>>135947359
Give it a shot Anon, it's worth the asking price.
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>>135947441
What happened to him on /feg/?
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>>135947543
i dont know, i dont go to that general

i remember the pedo guy though and catfucker goes on /trash/
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>>135947594
who's the pedo guy?
>>
>>135947643
one of the numerous Frisk and Charafags
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>>135945186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj8NkhyAeec
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>>135947543
Who, me?
Someone from /feg/ asked us to shitpost there, I did what he said for shits and giggles
I don't actually play FE or go to /feg/
>>
I personally started hating Lizard after finding out she lied to you just so she could do a self insert heroine bullshit. "Heh I sure am a fuck up, but I'm gonna risk the life of this human just so I can feel a little better about myself"
>>
>>135945186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDdR4c9vcEw

desu i could listen to this on repeat all day, must be the autist in me
>>
>>135947842
You were never in any real danger until Mettaton started going off-script.
>>
>>135947842
You literally can't die to anything she does until Mettaton tries to kill you, and it was also a ploy to stop you from killing Asgore or from Asgore killing you, though.
>>
>>135947842
>I'm gonna risk the life of this human j
Literally can't kill you, sides 90% of the main cast either try and beat you up or murder you at some point
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>>135947686
thanks
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>>135947842
nothing was supposed to happen to you until metatton started diverting from her plan
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>>135947850
my nigga.
even after i got a bit tired of some of the tracks, bonetrousle is still great
>>
>>135947842
Everyone wants to be a hero, anon
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>>135947881
>Not in any real danger
Those wrong directions and the wrong order of the lasers were a danger. But even if not any real danger it's still a bit fucked to do that. And from the perspective of a first time play though I didn't know I wasn't in any real danger.
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>>135948057
I had my suspicions from the moment i checked the hole Metatton comes out of. And even then I wasn't mad at her because I knew she had everything under control
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>>135948057
Both the wrong directions and the wrong order of the lasers is from inside the Core when Mettaton takes over, it's really obvious from how Alphys acts that things have gone out of her control at that point, and Mettaton outright says at the end that he rearranged the Core and hired monsters to try to kill you himself.

Before that if you get hurt too much on the lasers, she will actually comment on you getting hurt so much, apologize, and turn them off.
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>>135948142
It's really obvious something is up right from the beginning. Alphys being an awful liar is part of her whole gimmick, and she outright says that Mettaton 'wasn't supposed to ask that last question' after the quiz, implying she was in on it.
>>
>>135948145
And then, when Mettaton DOES try to off you, she still manages to help you get through by turning the lasers off during that one blue laser tunnel.
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>>135947842
Same, honestly. I can zip through her texts but the entire act was annoying.

I have no sympathy for people like her, really.
>>
What's this? Actual discussion?
>>
>>135948354
REAL DISCUSSIONHOURS WHO DA FUCC UP
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>>135948294
And she tells you how to make Mettaton vulnerable when you fight him.
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>>135948373
Barely up, every fiber of my body is demanding I go to sleep.
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>>135948354
Don't worry, just a few more posts and we can go back to spamming images.
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>>135948468
Ah yeah!
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>>135948348
Would you have hated her less if she was actively trying to kill you like most of the cast?
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>>135948294
But didn't Mettaton say that she disabled the CORE elevator? And if so you could have avoided all that anyway.
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>>135948490
We're so close!
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>>135948530
Do you think if sans hadn't made that promise to toriel he would actually kill you? Or do you think he would let you live so papyrus could capture you? You never know, sans could just be bullshitting you when he's like "you'd be dead where you stand"
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>>135948645
She disabled the elevators in Hotland, not the Core. When you get into the Core, she's surprised at the elevator there not being on since it was supposed to take you right up to where you would 'fight' Mettaton and she could interrupt and be the heroine. You were never supposed to have to go through the Core at all, much less with it rearranged, which is why Alphys is so panicked trying to guide you.
>>
NEW BREAD WHEN
>>
New timeline soon?
>>
Don't make me make it
>>
>>135948670
He knows a fight against you is ultimately pointless because of resets, so I doubt he would have done anything anyway until you were about to destroy the world.
>>
>>135948879
>>135948879
>>135948879
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>>135948731
Oh my bad then. I can see what everyone else was saying about never any real danger and all, but I personally dislike being lied to. But that's just me.
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>>135944202
FUCK no.

Undertale still has a huge stigma. People think only full-on autists and SJWs like it.
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>>135948670
Depends on when exactly he learned the human was the anomaly. If it was before Frisk left the ruins then he wouldn't, because he knows the anomaly could just bounce between timelines.
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