/hg/ Halo General

https://store.xbox.com/en-US/Xbox-One/DLC/Halo-5-Guardians-Halo-World-Championship-REQ-Paket/70ef0815-4488-44de-beed-d2852df07399

Enjoy your pack.

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>tfw no /hg/ anon to watch finals for me

>tfw no R34 of Sarah Palmer in pure white panties with little pink buttlefly bows on the sides
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf that opens up to you after a long day of work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer who lets her guard down when she is around you
>tfw no Sarah Palmer to make her feel safe by holding her in your arms
>tfw you will never cuddle close together in bed, after breakfast for dinner night
>tfw Sarah Palmer who is shy but playful in bed
>tfw never kiss her goodbye in the morning as she goes to work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf to protect my smile
>tfw worrying about her when she goes on a mission
>tfw thinking she may never come back
>tfw knock at the door
>tfw two UNCS officers standing at the door with a UNCS flag
>tfw no dead Sarah Palmer GF
>tfw no funeral
>tfw Spartans go MIA
>tfw never move on from her
>tfw never find her unwashed butterfly panties behind the dryer
>tfw it will never smell like her
>tfw never almost move on from her only to have her come back only just to see me again
>tfw she'll never tell you "you're the only reason I'm here"
>tfw never marry Sarah Palmer

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>!Rekt

>>135889458
Thanks fampai.

>>135889458
Kek saved me from watching that bullshit mlg shit

Thanks famfam

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Comfy

Anyone else watching HWC?

>>135889942
Yup
Had to mute chat, shame. Spam is actually lagging the video

>>135889942
No, literally no one else, you're the only one ever, good one you anon

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>>135889458
Fucking thankyou. All internet in ten miles of me is down. I thought I was going to miss it and have that glaring empty spot in the armor lineup for the rest if halo5.

>>135889942
A total of 80-85k viewers atm, cool for a console game.

>>135890042
I never have chat up on twitch streams, literally always cancer.

>>135890173
I can guarantee for a fact most of these people are only there for the req pack pack and don't know about the link

In other news challenger isn't half bad though I wish I could get rid of the decals.

Added
/hg/ room
to twitch as a chat room if anyone wants in

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>things start to go sour a tiny bit
>3-4 players leave
This is inexcusable. You should either be locked out of leaving like in some fighting games, or you should be slapped with a 24 hour ban for leaving. When a system is abused, that means it's not strict enough.

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>>135889470
I'd watch with you, anon. Can we cuddle while watching, too?

>>135890363
You can. Challenger is literally just the Protector set with emblems on it.

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Thread.

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>>135889458
came here to post this

doing gods work son!

Wait, did they add in an overtime?

>>135891194
That happens in CTF when there's a tie.

The HCS emblem's actually pretty spot on

>>135889248
Why is Luke Cage looking at me like that?

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Pretty shit desu, the emblem's nice though.

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>>135890914
Adjacent confirmed

>>135891510
This pack is better than the first one imho tbqh f a m

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Let the memes commence :^)

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>>135890661
We can do more than that.

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>>135891742
Real dank hours, who up?

>>135891742
C-can I get an invite?

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>>135891879
l- lewd, what do you mean anon?

You're a big fireteam.

>>135892237
For you

>>135892189
>>135891879
>>135890661
this is why you don't have friends to watch HC with.

Place your bets, who's going to Win next round?

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>>135892189
Cute Girl

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>>135892363
>implying I want just friends
I want more than that, anon. I want love.

>>135890042
My shits super laggy, and I have good internet. How do I mute the chat?

>>135892651
press the settings icon and click hide chat
or be the one person to join the /hg/ chat room

>You are five fingers
>We are a hand.

Holy shit the momentum in this game is fucking terrible.
>use a boost
>it takes literally 3 seconds to shift in the other direction

>drive a mongoose
>it literally takes 3 seconds to reach max speed

>can't ADAD because of this
We seriously need Bungie back

So if /hg/ had an mlg team who would be the top 5 people who would be on the team?

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>>135892189
I don't really know, I just wanted to sound cool.

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>>135891742
SEE THIS!!

SEE FUCKING THIS!"

FOUR(FOUR) SPACES OPEN AND YOU KEKS DONT INVITE OTHERS

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>135892520
>tfw too many people joined
>Crashed my shit
>Get kicked from the fireteam

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>>135892605
>gomenasai
Also
>girl

>>135892806
Fuck off shitter.

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No gayposting.

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>>135892520
>tfw game glitched and I couldn't switch emblem

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>>135892848
It's okay anon, we can learn what you meant together

>>135893160
Worked for me :)

>>135892806
>Wanting post Destiny, departure of key talent edition Bungie back
No thanks.

Kick everyone not in the party and also the literally whos. Lets get a proper party going

>>135892841
Dragoneye VIII
AdjacentBias
Magic Muffin x
Crusading Dude

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>>135892903
What are you implying anon

That's a girl is it not

FROSTY NO RESPECT

>save up 90k for special req packs
>use it for the current limited edition pack
>get some sweet fucking gear
>grind my ass to get a second pack
>finally get it in just one day
>1 stance, 2 takedowns, an emblem a repeat shitty helmet with shit variation
Fuck my life

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>>135893037
>thinking you can tell me what to do
I'm starting to think you just want attention from me, anon.

>>135893407
hey there Crusading Dude :^)

forgot, when do you turn 18, again?

>>135893407

>Dragoneye VIII
kek good one

>AdjacentBias
KEK GOOD ONE

>Magic Muffin x
KEEEEK GOOOD ONE

>Crusading Dude
Yeah, that's reasonable.

>>135892894
Get better internet, or at least patch things up with your parents so they let you move out of the basement and closer to the router.

>>135893349
Taken King is better than base Destiny

>>135893719
>garbage is better than shit

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>>135893419
Of course it is anon, it has a feminine penis

Seeing all these cute pictures of manga/anime girls is giving me a little spark of initiative to draw something quick - nothing much, but I kinda want to know which one I should go for or if there's something brand new you'd wanna see.

I may listen to some Bob Ross.

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>There is no live event available right now
>Please try again later

Is it really over? Did I miss out on the exclusives reqqles?

>>135893407
Literally 3/4 of them are shit though

>MLG players losing 17 to 39
Jesus christ

>>135893814
Well, yeah, it is. But you said
>post-launch Destiny
Which implied pre-launch Destiny Bungie had talent, whereas the pre-launch team made the base game, which is worse than the part that post-launch Destiny Bungie made.

>>135893904
>not 4/4

Kek

/hg/ confirmed MLG

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>>135893854

>>135893891
try twitch

>>135893891
twitch/halo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnLdrAvb4w

>10 years
>now 11 years
Naded on suicide watch

>>135892770
How do I do that? That might fix this choppy connection. I don't really watch twitch.

Starting up a WZ/WZA party.

Post yer GT's and I'll invite you.

No need to watch that MLG shit since the REQ pack is here: https://store.xbox.com/en-US/Xbox-One/DLC/Halo-5-Guardians-Halo-World-Championship-REQ-Paket/70ef0815-4488-44de-beed-d2852df07399

>>135894293
what's your twitch and I'll send an invite
Anyone else want to see frosty teabag someone? He could fucking do it

>>135894040
>>135894172
ayy ok

wonder why they'd put a non-functional link on the dashboard

>>135894438
Xbox doesn't care about Halo anymore.

>>135894380
Inv Me

Gt Dont Fire here

>not Keith David

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>>135894605
>but it's a different, previous Arbiter guys!
>voice is clearly an imitation of Keith David

Okay, that was cute.

>>135894819
It's a different subspecies of Keith David.

spence such a bro

>bonnie on stage
>no sarah palmer gf
>"we brought esports to console"

>>135894819
that excuse was so much Bullshit, but they are not going to admit that they didn't want to pay Keith extra cash

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>buy more REQ packs and be cool like me, Major Nelson!

>>135895038
>>135895084
What are they talking about, something important?

Phil and Bonnie mopping the floor with Nelson's corpse, top kek

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>>135894819

Bonnie and Phil remind me of wholesome Mormon parents

>>135895424
nah, not really
"warzone firefight" being premièred later though

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>>135892841
i would love to be in a team w/ rabbit and me
but it's been a while

>touching their rings with her fingers
>Bonnie v 4 horny teens
The pants are off

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>>135895484

>>135895718
leave the match

>>135895718

Laugh.

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>naded getting out pistoled

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>>135895718
>tfw joined that fireteam 5 minutes after the screenshot and didn't get into the meme pic

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>>135895993
>still watching stream

>Tfw getting an invite to the /hg/ main meme team

>ALLEGIANCE ON THE BOARD
ALLEGIANCE ON THE BOARD
>ALLEGIANCE ON THE BOARD
ALLEGIANCE ON THE BOARD
>ALLEGIANCE ON THE BOARD
ALLEGIANCE ON THE BOARD
>ALLEGIANCE ON THE BOARD
ALLEGIANCE ON THE BOARD

This match reminds me of my time playing HCE on MCC
could not leave my spawn points because they had total map control.

>Emblem armor color matching the visor color
God damn it Sigmund

>>135895993
ALG ON SUICIDE WATCH
CONFISCATE ALL BELTS ASAP

>allegiance

>>135896049
>wanting to be in meme pic

>>135896049
it an old pic

>>135894909
If ALG get 4-0'd this Finals is gonna be so underwhelming.

Naded getting cucked so hard.

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>THEY'RE SO FUCKING BAD BRO

THEY'RE SO FUCKING BAD, BRO

Is the website the only way to get the pack?

FROSTY FUCKING DID IT
HOLY SHIT
FUCK

Frosty is a try hard little bitch

Dont like Frosty

>>135896508
Nope, you can get it on the Xbox Store, just look for it.

>>135896537
What'd he say?

>>135896462
>>135896479
Who said that? Gib clip.

>>135896631
teabagged and meleed a corpse while winning round 3, shouted they're so fucking bad
i thought he said mad but /hg/ heard bad
no respect AT ALL

>>135896631
>after killing cratos with a second on the clock
"they're so fucking bad"
>whole stream was listening to team speak
>twitch chat blow the fuck up

is that song in the ost? the one with the req pack?
anyone know the name?

>>135896049
>left two minutes before

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I downloaded the req pack from the store and got it, I tryed switching to my brothers account to see if he got it too, since we both were connected in the same console at the same time when I downloaded it and he didn't got it.

Any help?

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>>135890914

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>>135897269

>Implying it isn't rigged to play out all 7 games

>>135897269
JUST ANOTHER SHOA

>the xbox live stream is up g- guys...
top kek, why bother?

What happened to Allegiance? Did everyone else they play just suck?

>>135897663
Naded has been cucked for 10 years, did you really think things would be any different?

>>135897663
clg just too stronk

I haven't watched it yet. What mode are they playing? Breakout?

>>135897954
Breakout isnt played competitively anymore, too shit of a mode.

Theyre playing CTF

what sensitivity and deadzones do you guys use?

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tfw no /hg/ bf to cast explosion on me.

>>135897954
A new mode called "Holocaust"

>>135898061
>tfw no /hg/ anon to *steal* from me

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>>135898061

>>135898030
sens 6, deadzones 0, 1 accel

>>135897954
ctf
kek, that shit would've ended too fast to build up hype

>>135898030
5 Sens
4 Accel
Inner 6
Outter 5
First set ive been pretty happy with since they released the deadzone adjustments

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>>135898061
>tfw no /hg/ anon to play with

>all of those ledges you can climb over on Fathom
I never knew.

>>135898030
3 sensitivity. Turn the acceleration all the way down. Lowest deadzone for both.

If 343 would give us separate X/Y sensitivities like they said they were MONTHS ago, I'd drop the Y sens.

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>>135898061
>reviving the thread with best girl posting
Just for that I'll consider being your /hg/ bf, anon.
I'll "explode" on you, too.

>>135898259
tree house is my favorite area, makes me feel like Jackie Chan climbing up walls

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ONICHAN BUY ME GOLD PACKU!!!

THREE MORE GAMES

;_; poor naded

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>>135898272
Best setup right here.

KEKED 4-0

So now Halo is officially dead right? This was the last event keeping it relevant.

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NADED ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>135898272
Turn speed is so slow though.
It's nice for long range though.

>>135898769
that dude always looks so spracked out on some amphetamine during tourneys.

>my Internet takes a shit right at the end

>>135898914
Buy more reqs for Halo Pro League

Why didn't you compete, anon? Didn't you want to win 200k?

I thought you said you were good?

>>135898781
what fucking gun is that supposed to be?

fire fight when?

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>>135898582
What is that thing?

Is there anyone playing now with free space?

Fuck, was rooting for allegiance to even get 1
Frosty such a cunt

>>135899107
Maybe an early SAW concept?
Not sure if that art's for Halo 4 or 5 tho

>11 years
Is naded the new Leo?

frosty looks like a cunt

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>>135899240
It's gotta be 5 since it's MexiChief

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GIVE ME ALL FORMS OF CURRENCY YOU HAVE.

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>>135899046
I don't see it.

poor naded

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>Naded MVP

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After tuning in to the stream, how do you redeem your pack?

>You have no unopened packs

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>>135899398
Get back in the closet.

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I like challenger, I just wish it didn't have the decals on it.

>>135899245
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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POST-HWC WARZONE PARTY STARTING UP

POST YOUR GAMERTAGS BOYS

>>135899801
can I join?

>literally just warzone with AI only
kek

Am I the only one that noticed for warzone firefight that only crawlers gave commendation medals? Correct me if I'm wrong please.

>>135899398
you're cute

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>reqs in firefight

I'll finally get to use a lot of them!

>>135899604
Gotta get it from the Xbox Store, should have its own banner.

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KILLTACULAR AND DID BETTER THAN RABBIT
IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS
FUCK

>>135899665
The base armor is protector

>>135900313
:(

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>>135900313
>not being in the party too
Europe pls

>getting emblems in req packs
Why is this allowed

I thought there was supposed to be req packs and shit? They even said keep your controller handy. The fuck?

I'm not talking about the shitty hcs one.

>>135898781
>hg anon vs normies.jpg

>>135900313
>tfw yuropoor and not in the party

I KNOW THERES SPACE. LEMME IN

>>135900656
They also said MCC would work

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>>135900527
>>135900663
Actually in Commiefornia
And this is the reason for the Europa in the GT

Are reqs down?

lobbies up mein negers?
lotsa people on but i dont know if they're full

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SOMEONE FUCKING INVITE ME TO A PARTY.

IVE BEEN HERE 4 HOURS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO START ONE UP OR ASK FOR PLAYERS TO POST MY GT BUT NO, NOBODY WILL MAKE ONE. THERES 42 PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD.

MAKE ONE.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135900229
>wanting to use single use cards against ai enemies
Fucking blows dick.

>Join the party despite my better judgment
>Get slapped in the ear with cuck,wife's son, ANODA SHOWA, and they don't stop comin'
K

>>135901420
>implying it was gonna be anything different than usual

>>135901684
yeh but what was the point of telling me to join?

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Why the fuck am I not getting my req pack even though I downloaded it from the store and watched the whole thing!

>>135901684

its never this bad, fuck off

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>>135901765
because I missed you, senpai

>>135901108
Hahahahahaha

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>>135902042
Maybe later, right now I'm pretty halo'd out

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Mic spam general

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>Firefight

when though?
fuck that shit if this is true

>tfw not in party

>>135901108
You're obviously the kid who got picked last in gym class lol

Britbongs on suicide watch.

>>135901108
Post gt and I''ll inveite you

>>135903170
Tabris the 17th

>>135901420
It's 4chan, of course they're going to spout shitty memes in party chat, although I do think overuse of the word cuck has turned it into the catchphrase of the terminally pathetic at this point.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

>pancake game
Do people enjoy this?

>>135902684
I hate this image. That girl is from Atelier Ayesha. Her name is Tanya. She doesn't say "onii-chan" once the entire game.

This is the most alive we've been on a sunday in awhile. Damn why can't hcs be every weekend :(

>>135903486
No.

>>135903536
She doesn't say it in the image either sperg.

>>135903756
She does in the other one

anyone got that reaper gametype?

>>135903971
So you hate the image where your problem with the image is fixed?

>>135901420
and they don't stop comin'

>left bumper craps out
>try to get to MS support
>they tell me to fuck off
>look into DIY fixes
>lol hope you have a soldering iron because fuck you
>also 2 motherboards for no better reason than to make it less accessible to anyone but our own technicians that you have to pay!
>I'm out 50 bucks because, for the third generation running, MS demonstrates that they're shit at making hardware

I fucking hate Microsoft. I really, really do. I'd switch to fucking Linux if it had the market share to support video games.

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I've had two people have loud fucking sex on the floor above me when I'm playing Halo 5.

I've recorded them going at it, thing is, I really don't know how to go about this, should I send it to the office at my apartment complex or something?

Why it always gotta be weird custom?
>tfw no ctf on blood gulch

>>135905256
After you post it on the internet, jackoff to it, sure.

>>135904847
If it makes any difference, Sony is supposed to be better at hardware but the DS4 is even more shit than the Xbone controller.

>sticks, triggers and shoulder buttons easily wear out and break
>entire controller creaks and flexes in your hands

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anyone else just stopped using scope recently? excuse that glitch kill, I accidentally dash boarded to try to record.

>>135905256
let's hear it, vocaroo that shit

>>135906095
I only owned a PS4 for four days, but I can attest for the fact that it doesn't creak and flex like the DS3 does. Can't say how it holds up to wear and tear though.

My mouse's left click started crapping out, and you know what I did? I opened it up. I didn't have some proprietary bullshit or intentionally confounding and convoluted design made specifically to be as inaccessible to the layman as possible; I unscrewed five phillips head screws and the cover popped off, with a simple motherboard and ribbon cable.

>>135906785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AZdPMangDq

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http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Rentaroo/video/15866281

oy oy we've got enough to go back to WZA

>>135902721
Can TheSourestCream join? He's at my house playing biddy games and likes customs.

Unless you guys are about to do WZ/WZA

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>sweaty wants me to spout random memes
You realize it'll cost you right?

>>135907930
Could you ask him if he's open to talk about the sexuality of starfish?

>>135907076
>Fully expecting my eardrums to be blown out with bait
>It's real, but I can barely hear shit
>Even with volume on full blast
Get a better recorder, scrub

>>135908332
You know it

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>reqs in firefight

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>Challenger is just Protector

>Monday 21st March 2016, 02:16 am
>not betraying your team mates

You guys fucking suck, can't beat retards in pubs.

And your map fucking sucks, uninstall the game now.

Make Halo Great Again

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>Challenger is all new set
>Jk it's just Protector with a new coat of paint

I want customization for Arena. I mean come on, it's 2016.

PLAY WARZONE ASSAULT FOR CHRIST SAKE.

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>tune in to get an exclusive req pack
>it's actually in the store

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>>135911565

>shit kicked in by randoms in btb
>manage to get the most kills on our team when i am probably the least skilled

i didnt know i could get this salty

isnt btb supposed to spawn you in the other base if they're crowding around yours?

they couldnt have sacrificed 5 people to sit in the spawn locations on their side, like holy fuck

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>tfw no megumin seiyuu gf

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Tfw no /hg/ roman anon.

Just got home, was there a video on WZ FF that I missed?

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>Darkness will never show you her lewd underwear

>>135912351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bddeydgVlw

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>>135911565
>bought DmC when it was on sale for 20 bucks
>it's actually pretty good

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>tfw no /hg/ anon to hold me and whisper sweet nothings to me while I play halo and makes me lose, so I fake getting mad at him and he bakes me cookies to cheer me up

>>135911516
No fuck you assfuck

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>>135912662
>tfw no /hg/ anon to squeeze me tight whenever he gets the Protector medal on me

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>>135912536
>darkness
>not best girl megumin
I bet you fuck boys.

>>135912573
I'll laugh if we even drop in the same way, with a pelican and Palmer saying that prometheans have breached our defenses and our base is in lockdown.

>>135912662
bv will never love you tackless

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tfw no /hg/ anon to cuck me.

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>>135913082

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CX3jRxP8a4

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>>135913082
>cuckshit and gayposting

>>135913431
Dragoneye was trying to save us from this cancer.

>>135913235
Who is this semen demon?

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>>135913374
>lol no money for vending machine oh well!
>lol better wear ear protection in dark building with zombies!

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>>135912859
>a literal child
What can I even say that hasn't already been said?

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>>135913582
Mashiro-tan is cute!

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>>135913721
>megumin
>child
Fuck you Hansen, she's a beautiful adult woman.

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>>135913721

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>>135913721

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>>135913894

>>135913894
She's 13 anon.

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>>135914084
Come on Hansen, she's a miracle of the universe, you can't deny that.

>>135913523
fuck off dragoneye

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>>135914184
>13
She's 14, you fucking secondary.

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>>135914279
>>135914380

>>135914529
No she 13 when that drawing was drawn.

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>>135914557

>tfw nobody ever posts cute shotas

:'c

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>>135914557
Jus admit you have shit taste, Hansen.

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>>135914709
>>135914795

You must be actually deluded if you don't think that 13 year old anime girls aren't fucking perfection and deserve your 6 inch dick.

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>>135914826
Join us, Hansen.

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>>135915019
>>135915043

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>>135914826

Who here /obeying the rules and making sure everybody who doesn't gets fucked by mods/ ?

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no one can stop the love

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>>135915120
Wiz best grill

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>>135915019
>only six inches

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>>135915350
I like you

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>>135915406

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>Join /hg/ to play Halo with other Halo enthusiasts.

>End up in parties with wee/a/boos laughing """""epic""""" 4chan memes.

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wouldn't you though?

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>>135915561
>blue board

Lol I'm so gay! Give me attention lol!

Lol also I like loli lol I'm so unique lol don't call the cops lol please give me attention!

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>>135915659

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>>135915653
>it's an mac spam party of weeb shit

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Rin pleases old men for spartan armory packs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TVmtli2iYQ

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>>135915860
>not enjoying weeb shit
>on a taiwanese pottery board

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>>135916102

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>>135915521
>>135915813
Hansen is pleased

Can somebody tell me why I have such a hard time with H5?

For every other Halo, I would go positive 9/10 games whether we lost or not.

With Halo 5 I go negative 50% of my games.

I can't even play with my friends that I've always played with because I always bring the team down.

>>135916225
Are you not aiming well, does it feel clunky?

Are you choking when you're in a 1v1?

What seems to be getting you?

>>135916225
It seems like I get shot in the back almost every time.

The first thing I do when I spawn is try to get to my teammates, but most of the time I end up getting outnumbered within the first 10 seconds of me spawning.

>>135916717
>It seems like I get shot in the back almost every time.
Because 343 took the Treyarch route of mapmaking by adding a billion entry points to every "room". That, combined with the infamously sluggish Halo movement, and voila! You got Shotintheback Simulator 2015.

>All this nsfwposting
Wtf is going on in here?

>>135916225
Play with Rabbit for 3 hours everyday for the next 2 weeks.
Eventually, your asshole will acclimate to the repetitive decimation and you will learn to love the feeling of being beaten down, splaser'd, rocketed, sniped, BXR'd, hammer'd, sworder'd,assault rifle'd, SMGalvanized, Saw'd in half, pistol whipped, needler'd in your eyes, shotgunned up your bum, plasma burned, splinter turreted, regular turreted, plasma turret syndrome'd, and finally plasma pistol licked.
And that won't even cover the vehicles.

>>135916975
Well it seems like everybody else is better than me now.

There must be something I'm doing wrong.

Before Halo 5, my style of play was to stay back a bit, find a vantage point or a control point and watch my teammates and my radar for anybody coming up on me.

Now it seems like if you stay in one spot you get fucked before you can even see the person on the radar.
If you go out into the open you get fucked from a million places. It's like there is just too many sightlines or some shit.

>>135916225
>>135917260
could be radar range

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HEY CUNTS
brute plasma rifle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa728cj1A7k

>>135917438
You can't post this dude. I'm trying to study for midterms.

>>135917394
I was kinda thinking that too. Also, it seems that the magnum really changes the entire game in a bad way.

>>135916717
If you're playing with randoms, you're gonna get teamed up on near constantly, that's just the problem with going up against premades. Randoms don't give a shit about you shadowing them, and won't even switch/ help you in a bind.

All you can really do is learn the maps, shitty as they may be, and learn areas you can engage in and not be killed by two dudes immediately. Still it's gonna happen do to the maps just being a million nooks and crannies with openings everywhere. You have to have teammates to cover those constant openings.

If /hg/ played more arena, we could get some good groups going. Even shitters working together, and not memeing win against randoms.

>>135917438
Cerebral palsy dude could barely even move in response.
Poor bastard