Katawa Shoujo General #2958
Yuuko appreciation edition!
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For peace.
>>135817290
Bros.
Yuuko time?
>>135817515
Yus.
Clearly not enough Yuuko nowadays.
>>135817645
I'm still surprised Arthur is still fucking going.
The plotline must be mad complex.
>>135817764
Jesus Christ wtf you are right
>tfw no burn gf
>>135817939
Caught it with my sis on PBS a while ago.
Yeah, it's still going.
Do 4LS Devs have any plans for future projects?
Are they working on anything?
>>135818526
I think they're working on some Yuri VN set in the American Midwest
>>135818601
I was being serius please dont mock me
>>135818701
I was being serious.
Are they not working on said Yuri VN?
>tfw convention pizza party last night
I'm stuffed lads
>>135818820
Convention?
>>135818701
They are working on something, they just haven't said what.
>>135818526
>>135818601
>>135818804
I know they are working on something, but they are (were?) being pretty secretive about it. They planned to announce something soon enough. Where did you get that info?
>>135818861
Comic convention!
>>135815359
>As long as she enjoys it
That ruins the point.
>>135818910
Is it Salty Tears?
>>135818910
I saw a video about it somewhere.
I don't know if I'll be able to track it down, but I'll try
>>135818917
Neat.
Was it fun?
>>135818917
Nice. I love cons.
I attend Dragon Con in Atlanta yearly, and it's always a heckin' fun time.
Good party con.
You cosplaying?
>>135819079
I'm still here, last day today!
>>135819085
Yup
>>135818526
They're recruiting Akiratrip to do a yandere-themed VN.
>>135818917
Sounds cool.
>>135818996
It does not.
>>135819257
>a VN
>not a full pen-and-paper experience
>>135819227
>Yup
What?
>>135819227
Have some more fun then!
Which con, by the way?
>>135819323Mettaton from Undertale
Anyway post more cutie Lilly
>>135819289
Yes it does.
>>135819392
That's a weird way to spell Kenji.
>>135819392
>Mettaton from Undertale
Don't feel bad bruh. I've cosplayed something JUST as cancerous:Steven Universe. With a group, even.
>>135819257
I'd pay for a full VN written by Akira.
>>135819479
I don't always dress as Kenji, Kenji!
>>135819578
Meh it's a good game, but it has the same problem as SU does: shit fanbase
>>135819578
Oh god.
I... I don't know what to say. How do you even cosplay that? To scale? Are you 300 pounds with oddly skinny yet shapely friends? How does that even work out?
Why not just cast as the Dexter's Laboratory cast or something?
I'm going to cosplay as Ron Swanson.
I'll dress normally and be a dick to everyone I meet.
>>135819669
It suits you, mun. And it's better than being something that sounds like a rejected Digimon.
>>135819723
I did it mainly to construct the props
I made the Rose sword from some plywood and a few other crafting materials like paperclay. Lots of work with the belt sander and rotary tool. I made a shield out of fiberglass and EL Wire, so it glowed (had a strobe setting too, so it was fun at the rave). And I had a good curly wig.
Still one of my favorite getups I've constructed
>>135819398
No it doesn't. You can both enjoy it and no one will get upset.
>>135820006
Is she enjoys it, you can't. It's one-sided.
>>135820003
But did you have a convincing belly gem?
And I was serious asking about your friends. If you're not surrounded by bitches you are not Steven Universe.
The only cosplay I ever did was Brian Blessed. I'm not nearly that fat but can grow an impressive beard in a short time and can do a bellowing voice.
>>135819827
Fair enough. Not sure when I'm going to cosplay it next though, I have quite a lot on my plate that I want to do
>>135820046
Alright, okay, so let's get this straight
Do you enjoy spanking in general or the thougth of pain you inflict.
>>135820106
>But did you have a convincing belly gem
Yep. I resin cast one
As for my friends, the girl who I was dating at the time did Stevonnie (so I loaned her the sword for the photoshoot), and another friend did Amethyst. Amethyst friend actually won best costume at the photoshoot, mainly because she was the only one with well-applied body paint, decent props and a good gem (which I also crafted).
We were gonna have a Garnet and Pearl, but those group member flaked out on us.
>>135820319
All of them.
>>135820201
>not reppin' the katawas everywhere you go
Frankly, I'm disappointed.
>>135820349
Alright, that is all acceptable. Thank you friend, and thank you for entertaining my questions.
>>135820349
Was the Amethyst cute as well?
>>135820438
I don't wear it much after the feminist incident happened, but I might be cosplaying with a Rin soon if I can track them down again
>>135820960
>feminist incident
Mmm?
>>135820960
>Was the Amethyst cute as well?
Yes. Very much so.
If fact, we're currently seeing eachother
>>135820350
So it's all good then, you can both enjoy it fully.
>>135821242
Well played. I hope that turns out well.
>>135821224
I was in-character as Kenji one time and some people took it a little more seriously when I was talking about 'the feminists taking over the media'... which doesn't sound so good with a lot of feminists in the media drama nowadays
>>135821242
Good :^)
>>135821330
Just a feminazi, huh.
>>135821415
It was a group of people
Mind you, this was in LA, maybe people are crazier in SoCal
>>135821330
Were you the Kenji who got banned years ago for the sign, or am I thinking of another hero?
I had always thought you two were different.
>>135821809
I got my sign taken away from me, but certainly not banned
>>135821890
Ah, right, so you were that guy. Okay, I got one personality filled in where I once had two. I didn't actually know you were really the 'original' Kenji guy.
Thanks for the info.
>>135822008
Ye
My trip is Kenjibro because I cosplayed Kenji that one time
>>135822069
Well, I know that.
I just thought there was an original guy there before you. I even saw the pics recently and noted how they did not look like you. I was, inexorably, wrong.
So was Deadpool a pretty cool guy? Cosplays aside, I could imagine Deadpool and Kenji gettin' into all sorts of hijinks.
>>135822289
Deadpool was pretty cool. We didn't hang around for long though, the Otakon meet was really really short
>>135822340
He seemed cool. Posed well for the pic.
Thank you again for all the info. And, sorry for making assumptions where there should be none.
>>135822467
It's k
Anyway, I better go to the con. See you guys later!
>>135822483
Ah, sorry, I got a little distracted from the Lilly campaign.
It is fine, the Lilly campaign is one of diplomacy!
>>135822545
Have fun mate!
>>135822596
Eh, I had nothing to contribute to the conversation so I just occasionally posted a Lilly.
>>135822545
Remember your basics and eat your veggies. Seriously, really helps with the demeanor if your body's flowin' just like it should. But you know that.
>>135822660
Ah, understood, then.
I'm going to bed now, friends.
A good day to you fellas already awake, and a restful sleep to anyone joining me in Sleepytown
>>135822862
I'm diggin' into some super new Lillies today!
What kinda music do you like?
>>135822975
Let me give your dream a blessing as you pass... just a moment... there. Please, dream well.
>>135822984
I quite like classical, but also metal, rock etc.
And occasionally gothic music if it isn't too pretentious or emo.
How about you?
>>135823165
Honestly, I don't know. I like a little of everything.
>>135823282
Do you play any instruments?
>>135823362
I dabble in voice and synth. Short answer, no, I do not.
>>135823445
Synth as in synthetic piano?
Hello /ksg/!
How has your day been so far?
Mine could have been better i guess.
>>135823445
Synth as in synthesizer. It's new, it's cool, it's beats and hymns from the future, baby!
No, I just mean I know the basics of sound editing programs and have been an honorable producer to my brother.
>>135823825
I'm doing great! Keepin' with the rhythm.
What's the damage in your day, mun? Tell us about it.
>>135823825
What happened, senpai?
>>135823876
But those are both horrible ways to learn notes and chords.Stick with it if it's your jam, I'm just one of those weird people that thinks electronic instruments aren't real instruments.
>>135823825
Trying to learn some new songs on guitar, failing miserably at getting "I'm a mess" to sound decent. The usual.
What's so bad about yours?
I'm honestly curious here. Does one of the writers for this game have an actual heart condition, or know someone with one? This shit is eerily accurate. I have a heart condition called transposition of the great arteries, had open heart surgery when I was a month old, and three years ago (at the ripe old age of fucking 25) I had a heart attack. Couldn't leave my house for three months, and even now I still have problems. This game hits WAY too fucking close to home for me.
Pic related, it's me.
>>135823968
>>135824070
>>135824124
I have a pretty sick hangover.
This morning, on the hourlong busride home from the party, I barely managed to not throw up in my lap.
Getting better though!What would each of the katawas think of partying?
>>135824070
I took trumpet in elementary school.
I learned instruments were bro-tier, but you better know how to play 'em.
I agree, machines can never do the real thing. My Mexican neighbors actually had a full Mariachi doin' their thing tonight. Had to respect that, usually they just play their radio polka, but this time was a little more special.
>>135824228
The sickest hangover.
>question
I don't think Rin would care one way or the other.
Goodmorning cripple-fuckers!
>>135824228
>not knowing your limits
Still feel for you, It's a pain in the rear.
>>135824326
The trouble with electrical instruments is that they use an irrational number for tuning.
Which means the only perfect interval is the full octave, but all the individual notes are slightly off.
>>135824452
What the fuck captcha.
>>135824452
Well, Rin doesn't care about a lot of things.
What synth are you using? A real one or a vst?
>>135824652
thanks mang, this was kinda a one time thing anyway.
>>135824652
See, here's the thing.
I'm tonedeaf.
Lilly is cute.
>>135824927
Well, I guess that would make it quite difficult to play an instrument.
>>135824609
Mornin' mate.
>>135825129
No shit.
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>135825129
I'm also paralyzed below the abdomen.
>>135825129
It's fine when I get a sheet for it, but yeah.
I love music, to death. I just... don't seem to have a taste for it, by others' views; what I may see as a masterpiece is ignored by others. Sad state to be in, it is.
>>135825129
I'm also extremely pretentious and kind of a hipster when it comes to music opinion.
I also love crying and feel sorry about myself.
>>135825461
Yes, you found my trips, well played.
Do we really gotta do this now? We were having a nice night, here.
>>135825575
Puh, I wish.
>>135825681
Stop using my trip, you piece of shit. I meant to post cute stuff, you have to be that whiny bitch that ruins everything.
This is getting weird.I kinda like it
>>135825753
Oh, I see what you're doing now.
I'm going to make this simple. This is going to take more work than what it's worth and you're better off stopping now.
Who would choose to be me voluntarily? I mean really, now.
>>135825753
Kenji#womenmus
Join in the fun, mates. All resistance is futile.
>>135825862
Watch out everyone, we have an Internet Tough Guy over here.
He'll probably backtrack the signal or do something crazy!
>>135825871
It's #womenmustdie, you fucking feminist.
Y'all are assuming I won't be into this. You're in for a flippin' shock.
I promised Anon I would behave myself tonight. But I can't take responsibility for my clones, here.
>>135825993
Cool story, M. Attention Whore.
I'd give you a fuck if I had one.
>>135826032
I want the congregation to CHECK themselves.
And so... The Great Kenji Wars began.
>>135826119
>I want
Cool story. Go be an attention whore elsewhere.
>>135824161 here
I can't help but notice that not only have none of you answered my legitimate question, but you've ignored my post altogether. That leads me to believe that you're all just a bunch of sad, lonely neckbeards who are completely healthy, but you pretend to relate to the MC anyway because you suck with women.
Do any of you cunts even have health problems? And no, depression, aspergers, ADHD and shit like that does not count. I mean actual, life-threatening health problems. Like a heart condition.
>>135826226
>you need to have a heart problem to write about heart problem
Joke's on you, retard. I write about lesbians making up in public, and yet I never saw lesbians makin up in public.
>>135826226
I ignored it because I figured it'd get deleted due to baby penis.
Well this is getting awkward.
>>135826151
This is fucking casual tier shit. Go ahead, waste your time.
>>135826285
You know an awful lot about me.
See, here's the thing.
I'm a liberal!
>>135826412
What happened to the "you'll regret angering me"?
Oh, right. It was a bluff from an impotent neckbeard.
>>135826459
You're it, mun. You're my anger incarnate.
Now, go forth.
>>135826285
That was what my initial post was asking about. Yes, you can write about something without personal experience and get pretty close. But the accuracy with which KS is written leads to me to believe that someone on the team actually had a heart attack. I just wanted to know what the experience behind the writers was. Doesn't matter how much they heard second hand, that shit is way too accurate.
>>135826331
You got a problem with my baby dick?
>>135826517
>implying you're not it
For someone who isn't anger, you sure are mad.
>>135826536
The mods usually do.
>>135826536
It's entirely possible they just, you know, ASKED someone who had a heart attack.
Also don't post with a baby, it feels weird.
>>135826536
nobody on the team had a heart attack as far as we know, however Silentcook, one of the editors, does have a medical background. I think he's a nurse or something.
>>135826617
ur mum feels weird
>>135826626
Well that makes sense. Props to him then, because he's very good at describing what a heart attack feels like.
>>135826540
Mad? I'm having a great time.
You're the one with a stick up somewhere.
>>135826881
Hu-uh ;)
>>135825993
>you fucking
>You're in for a flippin' shock
>>135825862
>you're better off stopping now
Yep. Totally calm, and totally not foaming at the mouth as usual.
>>135826992
You clearly don't know me when I'm mad. This en't it.
>>135826992
Why are you such an incredible shitposter, PHR?
>>135827073
>implying people care about you enough to remember you
Woah, your hubris is insanely big. Am I supposed to be intimidated by that pathetic picture?
See, here's the thing.
I heard there was a party in /ksg/, I joined.
>>135827158
You're not fucking with me hard enough. You're clever, but come on, put yer back into it!
>>135827189
Cute.
>>135827258
Welcome aboard fellow MRA. The peanuts are here, and don't mind the guy drooling on the floor, that's just another Kenji.
>>135827440
I thank you.
You guys didn't even try. That was sad. I pull bigger operations off the side of my pants.
Try again.
>>135827524
No problem.
>>135827774
Friendly reminder that for each girl you end up with, 6 keep on as broken doll unsure of their future.
>>135827918
THERE you go, I was thinkin' you gave up for a moment there! You know, like a bitch.
Keep it comin', playa.
Eh, i suck cocks i guess
>>135828058
Finally I admit my own homosexuality.
>>135828058
Uh, yeah. I mean, I do.
I love dicks. I don't know what you're trying to advance with this sort of statement.
Anonymous
Matherfucker i fuck your
family,your BITCH mather
suckdick in petrolium,your
faggot
father suck and lick dick again
for your grow up bestard.Say
hello to your BITCH mather
because i'm with blacks fuck her
too and she almost died like a
Street dog.
I want fuck your grandmather
and grandfather too(of course
with blacks) but they are already
dead but i can fuck their tombs
SON OF A BITCH.
Be assure this time we will fuck
again your mather but this time
she will die like a BITCH in the
street
After all your homo fag father will
suck many dicks to bury
your BITCH mother.
>>135828096
I secretly love Lilly, but don't let anyone know that.
>>135828421
Yup thats silly me by the way i want Lilly to peg me anally for that sweet prostate orgasm
midnightly misha appreciation postwhat the fuck is this
>>135828401
You're somethin' else, en't ya.
At this point I think I'm just gonna step back and let this storm roll. Don't let me get in your way.
>>135828523
>midnigh
>at 2PM
Niggah what are you saying.
>>135828523Some fool cracked Kenji's trip and now we have a problem
>>135828661
He's just going for the 'guy who posts the same damn thing every day' angle, as if anyone will ever respect him for it.
Seriously, if you love Misha, write a flippin' fanfiction for her, already.
>>135828553
>let this storm roll
This storm will never roll back mun, not as long as i am alive
You better kiss this trip goodbye and go back to being a good lil Anonymous because your snowflake days are over mun
>>135828685
It's not cracked. It's always been there.
And we don't have a problem. Just don't act like a flippin' idiot.
>>135828553
Guys i just realized how butt hurt i sounded in that reply
Well I am butt hurt but not on that scaleI just want to be a attention whore again
>>135828742
But I don't like Misha personally. Why would I write a fanfic about her?
>>135828401
Your father had your mother
Your mother had your bother
It's just too bad your father's mad your mother's now you're lover
Reminder thatyou're waifu doesn't exist.It's up to you to find another reason to live.
>>135817290
Nth for a happy Hana!
>>135829359
>mfw i'm stocking up on pills to kill myself
Jokes on u senpai, I have no reason to live
>>135829359
you are giving me the grumpy dumpies
>>135828685
That tard was drunk and posted it himself
>>135829829
I take offense to that.
I'm not drunk.
>>135829704
Good morning! How's it goin'?
Thanks for the art, by the way.
My name is Kenji, and I'm craving for a bucket of dicks.
Palladion I miss you please come back are you alright I hope you are
>>135830235
You're right! We indeed have a huge craving for semen and alcohol!
>>135819306
>>135830880
I'm a liberal!
>>135831096
I don't care?
>>135831120
Just don't answer to it, it's better for all of us
Y'all done yet?
Excuse me while I save KSG.
>>135832354
What in the name of the lord is going on in this thread?
>>135832678
You had to bring it up. We were all over it and YOU had to bring it up.
I'm not gonna take responsibility for this.
>>135832678
Don't worry, it's just a drunk hobo posting
>>135833832
>thumbnail
I hope you have the larger version because I don't.
>>135833978
Fuck, sorry, didn't intend that.
Please forgive me.
>>135834072
Are you ok now?
>>135834281
I've been fine, mun, no worries. I've taken far worse.
Can't speak for the others though... might need a proper doctor, there.
>>135834390
>>135834390
If you say so.
>>135835319
Bunch of crazies, en't it.
Must be their bedtime, I hear no opposition.
All I want is to be cool and friends with you.
I'm just a lil' piece of love in a pit full of demons.
>>135835587
As long as you act like you do now and post cute Mishas ocasionally, we can be friends.
>>135835954
I've always acted fine tonight. I promised Anon I would.
>>135836254
>>135836254
>>135837048
>>135836056
Now that Misha I do not appreciate.
>>135837535
What's the problem? Mutou's a good man. Well-meaning, at least.
>>135837832
Sure he is. But I don't like my Misha hugging an old dude.
>>135839243
Fair point.
>>135837535
Fairly certain there's a fan route where Mutou and Misha are a thing.
>>135839886
I want a fan route where there are some weird fetish thrown in. Emi's anal scene was laughable.
>>135839942
I did that a bit with my Emi/Rin.
Anal scene is god-tier though.
>>135840153
Any scene that isn't spanking is shit.
>>135840267
I don't want to do this, but I'm gonna trust you.
I don't have any images of her being spanked, though. I'm sorry.
>>135840546
Given how strange most of the sex scenes were, it's probably for the best.
>>135840170
That skirt is so fucking short, I can almost see her uterus.
>>135840734
Yeah, okay troll. Not obvious at all.
>>135840931
>implying TW was fappable
>at all
>>135841039
Why are you attacking me.
I've done nothing. Nothing.
Very well. Kill me, if you must.
>>135841224
Killing you would be an act of mercy. I am not a merciful god.
>>135841540
Psh, you just try to kill me. It'd be funny. And then you'd be a crater.
So why's everyone gotta act like a little piece of shit all of a sudden?
I'm seriously. We were founded on better than this.
1
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>>135840170
She's stressed.
Kenjis are on a rampage again, everyone duck.
>>135842193
Blame Kenji.
>>135842412
I am not! I'm just defending myself. BOY THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR
Seriously, what the fuck do you want me to do? Quit putting burdens on me I didn't flippin' earn.
>>135842820
kenji kenji kenji kenji kenji
I... Wha.... who?
>>135843010
Hi.
Do not resist.
You will be assimilated.
>>135843010
Apparently, fucking newfags thought they could out-troll a Grandmaster.
The entire realm has devolved into chaos. I cannot take responsibility.
>>135843252
Why do you have sex with newfags? We all know you're retarded, but this goes beyond stupid.
>>135843412
You should know that! You're me, after all.
Fucking meaningless idiot. Get lost.
>>135843523
You sound upset.
>>135843523
Is this Hanako or just a crappy edit? I wanted to save, but it seems someone just photoshoped really poorly the scars, which is a shame.
>>135843669
Was that your point then?
Yes, congratulations, you upset me, it only took you 6 hours.
>>135842572
>defending myself
That's how the world turned against Wolf too.
>>135843697
>crappy edit
>>135843697
Yeah, it's a crappy edit. I'm sorry. I could post more Hanako for you but we are in a state of war and I must conserve them.
>tfw starting to realise that your friends don't actually respect you at all
>>135843816
Yawn.
You're boring.
>>135844140
I could respect you, if I got to know you.
Honestly, I'd like to get to know anyone at this point.
>>135844140
They probably do, anon, don't feel like that, if they're your friends it's because they appreciate you. It's just that sometimes your brain will overthink some things.
>>135844140
Don't feel that way, anon. If they're your friends it means that they appreciate you. It's just that sometimes your brain will overthink things and make you feel like shit.
>>135844173
Yawn.
You're desperate. Reachin'.
Feel lucky that you got this level of response from none other than the Overlord of KSG.
>>135844608
>implying
>>135844678
>implying
I own this place. Far more than you could ever hope to, that much is certain.
Now, you're on my lawn. Go away.
>>135844826
The autism is real with this one.
Why is kenji talking to himself?
Has he finally snapped?
>>135844935
Says the poster stealing another user's name for god knows what reason.
I think we're all at critical autism at this point; anything less en't flippin' trying.
>>135845124
Yes, I did.
>>135845124
>doesn't talk to me for a fucking eternity
>thinks he has a right to judge me
You fucking jack-ass. What the fuck do you know? I'm just trying to defend myself.
>>135845124
Nah, apparently someone "crakced" Kenji's trip and is using it right now.
>>135845460
It's been cracked!
Y'all are a bunch of massive fucking newfags.
>>135845460
Or maybe I just lost it. What do you know about me, you bubblegum-haired freak?
>>135844313
that's nice to hear, thanks.
>>135844314
>>135844547
thanks for your words, anon. to be honest, they're my roommates, and I wonder if they hang out with me out of necessity. we still go out and do things sometimes, but I can't help but feel that it's out of pity and that they'd rather not have me around. I lost all my old friends because of depression some years back.
>>135845460
Nobody cracked anything, I already told you that he post it himself every time he get drunk
>>135845729
>implying I drink at all
Bitch you don't know anything about me.
>>135844313
do you have a steam at all? having someone to talk to would be nice for both of us
>>135845729
You blocked me for a reason.
Kills the purpose if you keep referencing me.
Get better at it.
>>135845729
Do you honestly believe that I actually follow the situation at this point? Shit happend and later on he was fine like 40 minutes ago!
>>135845857
Steam's for people who have an obsession with being a slave. No, I don't have it right now.
>>135846115
I don't have a skype or anything, so it's really the only option if you wanna talk
>>135845335
Another comrade down.
>>135845387
>doesn't talk to me for a fucking eternity
what?
>thinks he has a right to judge me
additional whats?
>>135845460
that's slightly less fun
>>135846393
10/10 would bang in the butt.
>>135846448
10/10 would bangmein the butt.
>>135846539
NO ME
>>135846308
Yeah. You're actually right. I'm sorry. We can try to work out communications later. I appear to be in a state of war, now.
>>135846407
It's in the past, it doesn't involve you.
Let the records state that I tried my hardest to be peaceful today.
I'm so much of a crybaby.
>>135846762
you sound like 2013
pls don't be such a snivelling faggot
>>135846982
Good god, yeah, I am.
Mighty tough, though!
>>135847195
You face down a veritable flippin' army of anons an see if you feel so confident.
What do you actually want me to do?
>>135847402
Do lewd things to Lilly. AFTER bringing her back to her room.
>>135847625
Nice try.
I don't feemedmed
>>135848171
I know better than anyone else that you do, in secret, after locking your door.
>Still talking about this VN.
>>135848924
sluts.
>>135848924
Hello Skynet
>>135849452
Skynet? The Skynet who can't muzz or is this a different skynet?
>>135849580
>he doesn't know Skynet
>>135848924
Thanks doc
>>135848221
lunch with emi and rin.
sigh
>>135849735
I don't know who Skynet is.
>>135851036
Wrong, I do.
Is there anything else that will give me the same feelings Katawa Shoujo did? Anything- really.
>>135851483
Yeah.Life.
>>135851129
Again, let the records state that this isn't my fault.
any 'too drunk' references will now be allocated to one of you idiots.
It's as I thought after all, my rants are not my fault, they're yours. HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
It's good to know the truth.
>>135851483
I could give some suggestions but you probably wouldn't like them. Nobody likes them.
>>135851483
Grisaia.
>>135851892
>Nobody likes them.
Try me.
>>135852027
Oh boy, let's go down this road to failure for the hundredth time!
No. You say that every time and you hate what I try to show you. Every. Single. Time.
>>135851892
Butthurt level : maximum.
>>135852282
B-b-but this is the first time I've asked. Are you referring to someone else? There's no harm in dropping a few titles.
>>135851483
Autoerotic asphyxiation?
>>135852523
It happens. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
I really don't thing you guys have an inkling of what it's like to be me. endless cycle of insanity. And where the FUCK did the Report button go? I'm not trippin' that one, right? Like, it's just gone?
>>135852834
Maybe if I stopped being such an attention whore and a tripfag, people would care less.
>>135852834
Stop being a bitch and say it. Also the report button remains.
>>135853026
Or maybe I should just get drunk end until I become incomprehensible!
>>135853329
Type Kenji#womenmus in your name field.
>>135853180
I've heard it all before.
Report button's supposed to be right next to delete, right? I'm probably just bein' stupid, here. I see nothing.
>>135853420
>I'm probably just bein' stupid,
I finally acknowledge my condition.
>>135853329
That reasoning has officially been invalidated.
I was gonna be nice today, until an entire fucking army arose.
You guys aren't allowed the 'you're drunk' excuse anymore. Turns out, I'm actually pretty decent, and you guys are just assholes. Who woulda thought.
>>135853420
You have to click on the arrow besides the post. I don't know if the report on the low left was ever there on 4chan. I'm not pretty attentive.
Kenji, on a scale from 1 to 10, how drunk are you right now?
>>135853420
I don't know what setup you're running, but it's the same place I remember it being.
>>135853719
Too much.
>>135851036
>>135853697
It was. What the fuck? Well, good to know I wasn't trippin'. Thank you.
>>135853719
This isn't fair. I tried to be nice. What the actual fuck am I supposed to do?
>>135853967
Drop the trip and stop attention whoring?
>>135853967
It's just banter, Kenji.
>>135853967
>thumbnail again
>>135854140
Whyy would do that? I'm not you'r dog while you master
>>135854140
Oh yeah, that won't piss off the superficial faggots at all.
Let it be recorded that I gave you guys a chance to explain yourself and you fucking failed. I fucking failed, in fact, considering you took my name.
>>135854185
What is?
>>135854202
I don't fucking care anymore.
>>135854442
You sound like an imbecile, maybe you should take a chill pill.
>General is being shit up because someone has eternal buttrage over some tripfag.
Guess I'll come back tomorrow. Have an Emi since I'm here already.
>>135854539
I TRIED that, people won't leave me alone.
I really thought there were more nice people around. People worth standing up for, you know?
>>135854668
Appreciate the visit, take an Emi for your Emi.
>>135854736
Just stop posting about it, then.
>>135854668
always love an emi
>>135854736
Nope, you can fuck off now
>>135854736
Hahahahahaha.
There is no hope. No future.
>>135854668
It's just Kenji being drunk, it happens almost every week.
>>135854736
Stop taking everything so seriously, comrade.
>>135854942
President Eden pls
>>135854945
The general was sooo much better when he was absent
h e a d p a t s and whatnot
>>135854838
I should. I know.
I think I failed the anon too, after all.
I don't know what to do.
Why's everyone gotta be mean to me? I'm a nice person. I mean it! I'm a nice person! I'm very gentle and sensitive and I don't mean any harm to anyone. It hurts me to even try, but I don't know any other way to communicate.
You guys are jerks. I've only ever wanted to do nice things for you.
42 to go
>>135855357
i hope i'm here for it
>>135855357
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO DIE
>>135854442
Just because someone's being an ass to you doesn't mean you should be just like them to everyone else.
>>135855326
Trying to guilt me? That won't work.
As >>135855135 said, we were better without you constantly attention whoring.
>>135855357
Even in chaos and turmoil,
Like a shining beacon of bacon,
Countdownfriend is there.
>>135855450
I hope you won't be here!Because I want you to find a qtgf to spend that day with
>>135855680
appreciated, mang
>>135854945
>>135855135
This isn't fair. I was literally invaded today. You're not allowed to bully me and then bitch when I complain about being bullied.
This has nothing to do with being drunk, you guys are just assholes.
>>135855886
Kenji please, you're starting to sound like 2013 now. Take a break, a walk, a nap do something. Chill out.
>>135855886
Or maybe I'm just too self-centered. As usual.
>>135855809
My pleasure
>>135856056
What am I supposed to do? Not stand up for myself? I don't know how to do that.
>>135856467
Of course you know, act like when you're outside.
Look at the ground and keep walking
>>135856109
because being entirely selfless and helping people with whatever they needed for weeks upon weeks wasn't enough.
Yeah, I'm totally selfish.
>>135856646
I'm in kind of a sensitive moment. Can't you give me a break?
>>135856845
But being hysterical about it isn't going to get things done. You need to just regain your composure and go about things a little smarter, not harder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5JiUIvv0m4
>>135856845
>being entirely selfless
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>135857496
Yeah, you're probably right. I shouldn't freak out like that. I need more resolve and such.
Thanks for the advice, it made me feel a little better, and I'll take it into consideration.
>>135857594
Gotta love the mystery capslock bullies. As if you even have access to an inkling of my knowledge. Go on, keep taunting those above you. See where that gets ya.
>>135857905
Keep being delusional, attention whore.
>>135857594
To be fair I've seen Kenji just handing out image requests all day. He's pretty crazy about it. I'm not really shocked that he'd freak out when he gets no return to it. I dunno.
>>135858146
Woaaaah. Fulfilling image requests.
Wow.
Much impressive.
Such hard work.
>>135858314
The guy has like fifty thousand katawa images. It actually is pretty crazy, but also impressive
>>135858146
Being kind just to get returns doesn't mean you're a good person, just that you're egoistical and self centered (and I'm not even the ones shitposting about him). Just saying. The thread wouldn't go to shit if he didn't kept responding.
>>135858586
>mastering classification is impressive
No.
>>135858675
>Being kind just to get returns doesn't mean you're a good person
This.
People being truly kind don't care about returns.
If you give someone a gift expecting another gift in return, you're just interested.
>>135858314
I literally keep you bitches alive.
Respect.
>>135858813
And still with the delusions.
Being kept alive by an attention-whoring autist is worse than death.
>>135858813
I'd rather have the next thousand threads nearly ded than have a single one with you in it
>>135858675
Oh boy there's that old argument
>how dare you expect to be rewarded for work!
Fuck you.
>>135858774
>People being truly kind don't care about returns.
That statement's loaded as shit. How can someone NOT care about the returns, short of being a fucking golem? The feeling's there, whether you deny it or not.
>>135859125
If you treat /ksg/ as work, you're worse than I thought. I don't mind your shitposts very often, but you're truly a shit person if you think you're doing us a favor by coming here.
>>135859348
I'm the best thing to happen to KSG.
>>135859348
>re truly a shit person if you think you're doing us a favor by coming here
No, I believe I'm the only one keeping you people alive.
Without me, that thread would've died months ago.
And so sayeth the lord that it will rain underposted Emis until each man's folder is full.
>>135859348
You will not deny me fealty. That, I cannot allow. I serve what I choose, you douchebag. KSG for life.
>>135859512
>you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Jesus Christ man, you used to be one of the good guys.
>>135859660
Want the best of both worlds, do you?
See, everyone calls me useless, and then suddenly someone wants underposted Emi.
I got plenty of that. Not so sure I wanna give it, now.
Quick, everyone! Let's save the thread by posting Snoozu!
>>135859919
He was good for like a week.
Followed by three years of drama
>>135859919
I think I'm entitled to respect because I post pictures when people ask for it.
Nevermind the fact I only post pictures that I like because I'm a hypocrit.
>>135859979
I was planning on doing it myself bruh. I already told you to go relax. Don't shit on me.
>>135859919
After. They always say that after. Not before. No, before wouldn't be very handy. Nobody wants to be told their fate before it happens. That's silly.
Seriously, every single time
>oh you used to be good though I never mentioned it while you were actually good waah why can't you be appended to my standards
>>135860214
Hypocrite's got an 'e' at the end. If you're gonna pose as me, do it properly. I got the spelling.
>>135860432
Sure thing, shitposter. I'll believe a drunkard on grammar.
>implying
>>135860658
Fuck you. What the hell do you know? I happen to be able to type just fine, drunk or sober, thank you very much. Many people here can't even handle this while sober. I've got a pretty good propensity for spelling, it's sort of my thing.
>>135855608
I just realized what you meant. So Kenji is having a fight with Kenji?
>>135860970
>/ksg/ only exists thanks to my
>i am perfect
>even drunk, my grammar is 100% perfect
>i literally never make mistakes
I'm also Chuck Norris, God, John Cena and Chirstopher Lee.
All in one.
>>135861142
Read the thread up a bit. Someone(s) using the same trip apparently. I've been ignoring it mostly.
Saying this again. Not my fault. I wanted a nice calm night. It's the rest of you that decided to be assholes.
>>135861142
> a person who uselessly numbers a thread gets more respect
Sure that's fair.
So do I need to post the same thing every single thread to get respect?
>>135861494
No, you just need to shut up
>>135861142
wonder how often hanako wears garters instead of her normal hose
>tfw you can't even identify who's the real Kenji or the impostors because all of the posts are shitposts
>>135861494
Will you go relax if I said you were my favorite uncle?
I'm so insecure I need respect, even through all I do is posting pictures and whining.
>>135861260
This is exactly what I fucking mean.
I can speak my mind but nobody will believe it. Do any of you have any idea what that feels like? It's an emptiness, a loneliness. One you can't get rid of. It's worse than not having a friend, it's worse than not having a girl.
>>135861884
QQ more, attention whore. It's a thread about a game, it's not your blog where you invent problems and whine endlessly about them because you're too much of a cuck to act normally.
>>135862068
>it's not your blog where you invent problems and whine endlessly about them
But it is.
>>135862068
>it's not your blog where you invent problems and whine endlessly about them
Just a reminder, you're in KSG.
>>135861721
What does that mean?
>>135862285
Just niceposting. Like I always do.
>>135862479
You should stop, apparently niceposting is attention whoring. It's bad. How dare you try to be nice.
See, feels bad, doesn't it.
>>135861680
>all of the posts are shitposts
Such is the nature of tripfagging.
I still believe that attention-whoring is contributing to the thread.
>>135862642
I'll take every complaint in stride and reply with a compliment. That's the spirit of niceposting!
>>135862951
You guys say that, but you really wouldn't want me going anon.
I don't think you could handle it.
We're still at image limit, you lazy fucks. I'd make a new thread for you but none of you can handle a true quality thread OP in all of the original traditions of KSG.
Can we all just agree that i am a huge whiny attention whore who throws a fit and shits up the thread to defend my non existent honor and name on a general about fucking crippled girls in a Senegalese cartoon girl image board?
I mean come on i just want to make a name of myself because im a failure in my life and this is the only way i can sleep knowing that i did something worthwhile in my life
I bumped the thread while you were all living your lifes and i even wrote a single fanfic a long time ago and you ungrateful motherfuckers repay my favors like this
I basically own this general and I AM BETTER THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FLIPPIN SHITS
I hate every one of you, there i said it, are you happy now? i was trying to be nice but from now on you will see my dark side
I will not show mercy to you Anonymous motherfuckers
Just wait and see
>want to make the new thread
>on mobile and know I'd fuck it up.
Such is life
>>135863335
You sure seem to care a whole hell of a lot about it.
>>135863452
It's not rocket science, mun. Just another generic KSG thread.
>>135863452
Kenji's been around for a few hours already, let's hope he passes out drunk before we make a new thread.
>>135863335
Yeah, sure.
>>135863648
Shouldn't take long, right?
Im making a new thread dont start thread wars
>>135863335
I'm just sayin', bumping the thread seems reeeal unimportant, until the thread just 404s itself and everyone's got a stick in their ass about a new thread. Trust me, I've been there.
People tend to value that sort of thing, havin' a place to come home to. Strange, I know.
>>135863648
See, there you guys go again, with the petty excuses, as if I haven't been fucked with all day.
Just for you, I'm staying up longer.
>>135864108
>>135864108
>>135864108
Don't hate me