/utg/ - Undertale General

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fuck the poilce

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sans

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nth for voidman

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>tfw no goat dilf boyfriend to give you hugs

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nth for best dog

I want sans to fill me with his cum!

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did somebody say "asrielfag"?

>>135777963
get out

go back to tumblr

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Hey guys!

Who wants to talk about being turned into a lustful cockslave by mind-altering demon goat musk?

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No pedos in sight yet. Thank fucking christ.

Proceeding with skelebros~

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is this good or bad?

>>135778056
But I don't have a tumblr to go back to.

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>>135778005
>>135778074

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>>135778074
leave

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nth for Omega Flowey

>>135778105
>no pedos
>>135778005
>>135777990
>>135777773
>>135777715
sounds legit

>>135778074

FUCK OFF

>>135778136
What the fuck happened to Undyne

>>135778136
>tumblr
>fat fish
I'm not surprised.

>>135778136
Would it be too much to ask you to delete it?

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>>135778194
phew i knew i was in the right place

>>135778136
Did Alphys draw this?

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>>135778210
>>135778356

>you will never get drunk with your favorite contentfag

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>>135778210
fuck the
police

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Found him

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TAOG EHT KCUF OT TNAW I

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>>135778005
>>135778074
>>135778105

lmao

nice timing

>>135778524
hey, that's pretty good

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Would you accept it?

What would you give in return?

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>>135778210
>>135778531
>>135778529
Frisk me.

>all these pedos
I hope the FBI arrests all of you

Whats a grooty?

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Marrying the goat!

>>135778687

My undying love and compassion!

>>135778440
feels bad

>>135778529
U WOT?

>>135778687
I would accept it and then smash it on the ground in front of him.
In return I'll bleat him up.

>>135778687
I'd give him this dick tbqh

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>>135778763
fuck
that
police

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>>135778763

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>>135778687
>>135778779
The frisk of his life.

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>>135778256
>>135778290
>>135778431
This artist draws the character thick or fat. Which can be a good thing or a bad thing.
they also draw this MTT

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>>135778356
Yes, indeed. I don't post often, but gote is only for cute and cuddle.

Asriel was a mistake

>>135778886
He only had six souls you retarded pedophile

>>135778687
I'd accept it, though only as a friendship gift.

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>>135778763

is it time to post this again so soon?

>>135778964
Condom broke, blame the size of Asgore's dick

>>135778927
Except it's a bad thing because those characters are not that

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>>135778658
you forgot this

>>135778989
it's a meme you dip

>>135779012
Anon stop i still haven't recovered from the last time

>>135778440
>you will never be anyone's favorite contentfag

>>135777537
>http://www.strawpoll.me/7121168/
The hell is the point of this in the OP

>>135778687
I'd give him a kiss on the snoodle

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>>135778210

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>>135778923
Wowie wow, Friskie, that's really rude!

I kinda... like it, though?

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>>135778927
That's not how you draw thick Mettaton

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>>135779186

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Do you recognize other anons based on the filenames of the images they post?

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>>135779207

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>>135779012

FORBODEN

>>135778687
I actually wouldn't, no. Don't really care for Asriel in the slightest. Now, if it were Papyrus, that's be a whole other story.

>>135779154
Wrong link lmao
http://www.strawpoll.me/7121168

>>135779207
Frisk me chara.

>>135779353
>>>r/undertale

>>135779130
you're my favorite

>>135779265

there's an asrielfag who posts the same kind of mushy goat love posts with crybleat pictures that all have the 'default' imgur filenames from his big folder where he puts all his stuff

also the I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT guy and the 'Marrying the goat!' guy

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Back from family stuff, gonna hop right into writing the alternate ending again. I've finally started the actual differences now, so it's all fresh writing.

Looking at my outline again I don't think it will be as long as I had feared, so I might still be able to release it only a single long chunk rather than multiple.

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Ask not, if anons have performed their rites.
http://pastebin.com/sPXfjtV1
If they're doing them properly, you shouldn't have to ask.

>>135779265
Kinda, asvore is obvious most of the time, there's one dude who titles things like "Asgore (35)" and that sans poster always has one letter file names but he also just posts sans so

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Can't stop the goat

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Thanks for making us hit the image limit at 500, Asrielfags.

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>>135779353
this meme doesn't belong here

go back to /r/Undertale, faggot

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>>135779207
>>135779471
oopsies.

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>>135779121

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>>135779645
This is some weird cult shit
>>135779665
>here's one dude who titles things like "Asgore (35)"
sup

>>135779493
Thanks anon but I know you don't mean that.

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>tfw your bra hurts and your kids are dead

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>>135779690
t.mad characterfag

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only the void can save this thread

>>135779858
>only charafags like posting pictures

>>135779645
when do we drink the flavor aid?

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>>135779694
S-stop it Frisk, please. It's making me feel funny.

>>135779858
more like the fags who post the same images over and over in every thread. This doesn't apply only to asrielfags.

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>>135779574
Hey welcome back. Do you know when the alt. ending is gonna be out?

>>135780006
Too bad he couldn't SAVE himself.

>>135777537
>"Asrielfags were a mistake. They're nothing but trash."-Toby "Radiation" Fox

>>135779858
DUDE

>>135778313
yes.

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Heya /utg/, just posting my pastabin stuff.

A new and on-going Flowey fanfic, "Papyrus' Brother Is A Smiley Trashbag".

Ch. 1, Pt. 1 http://pastebin.com/MgmD0usH
Ch. 1, Pt. 2 http://pastebin.com/ETdBGtnK

Then, a short battle fanfic, thanks to /utg/'s votes.

Papyrus vs sans http://pastebin.com/yuACXWAs

Feel free to leave feedback. Enjoy /utg/

>>135780380
>"Oh god it's fucking huge." -Toby "I like cocks" Fox

>>135780670
Eat a dick.

>>135778923
Source?

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>>135780259
I don't have definite day or anything but I'll be working on it for the rest of the night and probably all of tomorrow. I don't want to undershoot it so I'm going to say another week, maybe? Maybe more. Work is hella busy this week because of the holiday.

It's essentially an entire chapter, so it'll take awhile.

>>135777537
It's been almost 7 months since you first experienced True Pacifist, and not a single thing has changed.

What makes you think it ever will?

>>135781016
well i've gotten a shitload more fanart and fanfics

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>>135781294
that tumblr is awful

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>tfw nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

why can't I kill yellow lizards

I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?

Wow this thread is so dead atm

>>135781529

me

>>135781529
Muffet on Mettaton's baking show

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Are we still in cute hours?
>>135781529
Frisk eating nice cream with papyrus

>>135781529
Undyne with a giant shish kebab using her sear as the skewer.

>>135781529
sans playing fetch with a gaster blaster

>>135781529
Papyrus and sans making snow angels.

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>>135781529
Draw underswap papyrus like a scientist, with gaster. similar to how sans is usually portrayed.

>>135781486
Frisk loves to lick those scars

>>135781486
true
t. former fatso

>>135781529
Underswap sans playing with a bunch of floweys

>>135781210
Point taken.

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>>135781528

>>135781528
cuz toby wants us to suffer

>>135781529
Asgore and Toriel walking through the park with Frisk in between them

>>135781529
your self as a robot

>>135781529
Flowey and Annoying Dog

11,000 plus words into my Undertale theory essay. Send help.

>>135781797
what kind of help?

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>>135781629
>Are we still in cute hours?
sure

>>135781486
Pizza is pretty good, tbqh being real skinny is overrated

>>135781529
Flowey watching Frisk and everyone walk out of the cavern in TP and committing suicide.

>>135781529
How about the bone brothers in kid form with Sans pulling Paps around in a red wagon.

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>>135780156
Please chara,

>>135781529
Frisk dressed up as a bumblebee and Asriel wearing a flower costume.

>>135782183
>Literal baby bones

I chuckled

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>>135781681
I second this request.

>>135781294
>ARADIA
0u0

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>>135781528
because it would hurt her purpose of pandering to the tumblrite audience

though ironically he made her so bad that not even they like her

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Why is Frisk so cute?

>>135782376
0u0
no that look stupid.

>>135781930
Psychiatric. It's possible that I may have a problem.

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>>135782467
Hugs?

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>>135782467
because they are determined to be

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>>135782467
Frisk is the best character, but no-one wants to admit it.

>>135782521
0_0
w0t

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>>135781620

>>135782951

thanks!! i'll cherish this

>>135782951
this is cute, I'll pretend this was for me.

Did Undertale keep you from killing yourself?

>>135781681
thirding this but with riverperson in gaster's place. there was an ask blog that noted that gaster would be riverperson and vice versa in underswap

>>135783258
>Alphys was disintegrated.

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>>135783365
Nah, I'm too much of a coward to do that anyways!

>>135783365
Nope. I just did.

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>>135783462
Chara wants to fuck the goat.

>>135782951
so envious

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>>135783507
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I hope you are a cute ghost now.

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>>135783365
Nope Jojo part 4, Persona 5, Nier 2, and ZE3 are whats doing that at the moment

Reminder we made an official /utg/ Discord
Join it anons!! https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqpJ5k9l

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>>135783569
>implying

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>>135783569
She fucking does not. She only has love for her partner.

>>135783648
I want to smooch them!!!

>>135783473
FINALLY

>>135783365
Nah it just made the next few months more tolerable.

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>>135783473
there is justice in the world

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>>135779207
Have the transparent version. Not sure who fucked it up

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>>135783684
This picture makes me realize sitting down with Asgore for a talk would be one hell of an experience

Wonder how much shit his Psychiatrist would have to deal with

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>>135783726
this guy gets it
you don't truly love someone until you take control of their body and commit mass murder.

>>135783703
It didn't work last year, it won't work this year

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>>135783713
>>135783726
Ok, better get ready

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>>135783458
That sounds fucking cool actually.

Does riverperson still wear their huge cloak under a scientist lab coat? That sounds kinda funny.

>>135783998
>that waist

way too much

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>>135783903
Writefags get on this

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>>135783998
post a less shitty artstyle maybe

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>>135783998

Just sucked a dick. I'm not sure why women say it's difficult because it wasn't hard at all.

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>>135783903
I'm sure things are better for him now that he doesn't have to live in constant dread but yeah I imagine he'll never last a night without nightmares.

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>>135784089
>>135784121
Blame some other anon, i only found it, its the last frisk i have anyways

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>>135783998
It sucks because the shoulders-up is actually not bad.
That waist just does not fit the chest and hips.

Does anyone else prefer flat-chest Frisk?

>>135783258
WE

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goat

>>135784207
It's difficult because they only suck human cock
Sucking off, for example, a cat, isn't really that difficult at all

Of course, it does require some finesse in order to do it well, but you can still get the job done without any prior experience

>>135784207
Well im glad you're good at something anon

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>>135784304
Me

>>135784304
Frisk is slightly chubby with budding breasts

Chara is skinny and toned with a completely flat chest

>>135784513
Good taste, anon.

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>>135784304
i like non lewd child frisk

>>135784447
Thanks Dad.

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>>135781793

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>>135784635
>Asgore complementing your dick sucking skills right after he came in your mouth
hot

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Hi /utg/ how are you doing? I have some free time so any requests?

>>135784414
This turns me on more than all her Rule 34.

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>>135784623

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>>135780686
The Papyrus vs Sans story was really sweet. I think I'll read some of your other stuff, too.

>>135784806
post TP Asgore and Flowey bonding over watching dumb soap operas

>>135783365
The world won't be rid of me until sweet death comes for me.

>>135784816
P U R E

>>135784697
oh!!

>>135784806
undyne on a dirt bike

>>135784816
Dicks / bbobs are nice but sometimes a character just in their natural setting is best

>use real name
>all my mistakes
>all my triumphs
>Asriel's confession.
Goddamn it.

>>135784806
Sans playing his trombone in an effort to soothe Frisk to sleep, but it's only serving to annoy them.

>>135784697
okay this is perfect! Thanks for fulfilling my request.

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more goat

>>135784028
the ask blog didn't show riverperson but they showed gaster in riverperson's cloak. and he's tending the boat.

I guess underswap riverperson would be a lab coat with a hoodie?

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Post adorable-ness!

>>135783903
Friendly reminder that his life is only moderately less-shitty post-TP.

Friendly reminder that the things he truly wants from life he can never have.

Friendly reminder that you should just put him out of his misery.

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>>135785460
Nah

>>135785460
You can be the son he lost.

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>>135785447
Okie dokie!

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>>135785447
>03/19/16(Sat)20:17:58 No.135785447

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>>135785561

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>>135785460
What >>135785561 said

>>135785561
or the wife

>>135785561
Nah, I'm good. Because I'd rather been the husband Toriel lost.

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>Showing your favourite undertale your favourite treat from the surface!

Do you think Toriel or Asgore ever wondered if Chara was a bad kid? Before the buttercup incident or any of that, you think they ever talked privately, wondering if it was a good idea to let Asriel get so close to someone who's a little off?

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fresh koya

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>>135784868
Thank you anon! I was originally going to finish it today, but last night I couldn't help myself, and I ended up staying up working on the battle fanfic.

I regret nothing. It was super fun. Glad you like it!

>>135785670
How the hell? I didn't type that.

>>135785760
Nah, they were really, really fucking stupid. And Asriel never got the chance to tell them they adopted the Spawn of Satan.

And boy did they pay the price for it.

>>135785832
You've been hacked its because you had it highlighted

>>135785760
Chara took an interest in gardening and knitting.
Also, nearly all monsters are morons.

>>135785745
Yo there's a hidden message on that pic

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>>135785760
Monsters are really dumb.

>>135785793
damn i gotta get me a potted plant if it gets me bitches like that

you've always loved asriel since the second you saw him on the TV as he emerged from the underground with his monsters. you joined all the asriel fan clubs, made countless stories and art depicting your love for him. he was your everything. one day you go to the local bar/pub and order a drink. the bar was full of monsters and humans alike but your eyes were pined on one monster out of them all. he was a white goat monster siting next to a female goat monster and a human. as you walked up to them to get a closer look your suspicion were confirmed. it was asriel dreemurr siting next to the human ambassador frisk and a female goat monster you assumed was his mother toriel but she was to younger and skinny.
you got incredibly nervous . you always dreamed of this moment, seeing asriel up close, confessing you feelings to him, running away together. but you never thought that would happen.
but here he was in the bar with you talking to his friends. you got yourself together, remembered the words you had planed to say to him if this situation were to ever happen, and approached him.
he didn't notice you walk up to his table. "a-a-asriel" you muttered. "yeah?" asriel said. "is something wrong? you want an autograph or something?". "n-no there's something i-i need to tell you in privet." you told him. "well im visiting my friends so if you need to tell me something you can say it in front of them". you nervously continued "w-well a-asriel i-ive always l-liked you...ever since i saw you leave t-the mountain". you could see frisk's confused look on the corner of your eye and asriel's annoyed face. you looked down and continued loudly "and I've always dreamed of meeting you like this and confessing my feelings...ASRIEL I LOVE YOU!" the whole bar was silent.

>>135786009
>pictures all blurred
What's that a ref too, its fucking familiar but I can't put my finger on it?

>>135785698
>implying Toriel is gonna want your tiny 5 inch dick
good one anon

>>135786093
the silence brock with frisk's laughter. "whole shit asriel this faggot is trying to hit on you!" the whole bar busted into laughter asriel was the only one whole wasn't laughing. he had a pissed look on his face as he put an arm around the female goat monster who was siting next to him. "im here with my girl friend faggot get the fuck out of here!"
you back away in surprise you "W-W-WHAT" you yell. asriel is standing now "im not gay dumbass now fuck off!" he pushes you down. crawl out of the door crying. you walk to the ally next to the bar and cry for hours until you hear someone.
"what's the noise? I think someone is crying back here" you hear frisk's voice. he see's you and frowns "oh its just that faggot who tried to pick you up". "lets fucking kick his ass he embarrassed me in front of my girlfriend" you hear asriel say.
you tried to run away but the ally had a dead end and could do nothing but let them beat you down. you walk home in sham, this was your lowest point. you walk to your bedroom and look in your nightstand. you pull out the pistol you kept in there incase someone robed you.
you thought about writing a suicide not but when against it because nobody would care. all you had in life was asriel and he rejected you and beat you down. you put the gun in your mouth and ended your life.
fuck you goatfuckers you ruin utg!

>>135786093
you could've just posted the pastebin famalam

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i wanna be flowey's best friend!

>>135786093
yes yes, you're very proud of your self-forced meme, we get it

>>135786227
>Frisk who is canonically friends with two gay monsters calling anyone a faggot
non-canon OOC this whole story is shit

>>135786227
>>135786093

You don't slow your pace - you're extremely close yourself. He locks is face with yours, so you can see every little detail in the light on his adorable little mug as he reaches orgasm. As you thrust, you feel his insides clench HARD around your cock, and you can feel his body writhe and contort in pleasure as his balls pump his seed hands-free onto the bed sheets. As this is happening, you never stop your pace, and let Asriel make all the noise he wants. A mixture of boyish gasps and swears escape his lips, pointed directly at you, his orgasmic cries driving you crazy. You start to feel your own orgasm welling him as Asriel shows you his every sexy, lust-filled expression. What sets you over the edge though is Asriel's final spurt, where he changes from 'Ahh!'s into one single, solitary goats' bleat. Asriel 'baa's right into your face, completely on accident, and you let out your own series of grunts to signal your orgasm.

>>135786178
>implying Asgore could even get it up
Why do you think she left?

>>135785745
>>135785998
Who Morbi

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>>135785760
Chara reset a million times and couldn't bring down the barrier alone, and by the time they sacrificed themselves to get Asriel through the barrier they were so batshit crazy and angry at humans they flipped out. Asriel only has memories of this Chara, so he recalls him as a bad person. But Chara was only like that because they were trapped in the Underground for a long time

>>135786271
>befriending a time traveling mas murderer

You've got some shit taste in friends, famalama ding dong badoodang diddlydoo.

>>135786351
>implying I care about Asgore
Anon you can';t even get a real girlfriend what makes you think a high class high maintenance woman like Toriel would ever want your ass? You aren't a child anyways so I doubt she would even give you the time of day

>>135786227
Wow the author of this story sounds completely ass-blasted. It's like a testimony to their autistic tantrum caused by people that want to bone a fictional goat and that is hilarious.
Kek

>>135784405
ARE

>>135786439
>not wanting to befriend a time-travelling mass murder

lets be real famitsu, that shit would be dank

>>135786492
V-R TROOPERS

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>>135785361
Maybe the riverperson could wear gaster's clothes but the white turtleneck could be a white hood instead. I like the idea of them still being really faceless and having a weird hood on.

>>135786492
THE CRYSTAL GEMS!

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Alright /utg/, let's do this again.

Next round of short battle fanfics poll!
http://strawpoll.me/7130450

And yes. We all know that OF vs sans diverges canon the most. Let's keep it civil.

>>135786414
I like it

>>135786454
>projecting this hard

>>135786362
http://morbart.tumblr.com/

>>135786492
THE

>>135786698
>can't counter what I say so results to trying to turn it around on me
Stay cucked anon

>>135782215
imagine the combined flirting power of both of them?

>>135786414
>pic
Jesus. I didn't need that

>>135786535
>befriending a time-travelling mass murderer
>not becoming one

>>135786626
>OF vs sans
OF can SAVE and LOAD, Sans can't.

>>135786789
>>135786698
resorts to trying to turn*

>>135786439
Eh, most of what Flowey flaunted was likely just trying to impress Chara, appealing to his personal image of them. Like that whole, 'my uncle works at Nintendo' thing kids did in the 90's. I mean, he's undoubtedly a cold hearted bastard considering what he does to Asgore, but when you think about just how little presence Flowey has when Frisk arrives, it kind of gives an idea of the state of the Underground as Flowey would like it.

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Check out these guns

>>135786789
>being this overly defensive
You are a strange, strange little man.

>>135786856
Also normal Flowey has killed Sans

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>>135781735

Got back from work and tomorrow is an easy day so let's chill and feel for a moment. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v56MhdEHBzQ
Anyways, On-topic: If you were one of the minor character monsters, who would you be and why?

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>>135786953
check out these guns

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>>135786953

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>>135786953
BIG GUNS

>>135787078
Thank you!

>>135786251
>famalam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbjyuDYtAtk

>>135787078
That's so adorable.

>>135787182
but this is the last word anon

>>135786414
You can practically hear Chara's heart breaking. No fucking wonder the next step most players do is a genocide run. Chara's soul finally breaks.

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>>135787071
After his "fair share of resets." For all we know, Flowey may have only killed sans only once with a sucker punch or vine or something or other.

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>>135786953
Nice gains, hot mamma

Why cant I just kill Flowey at the beginning of the game so I can take Asgore and Toriel's souls with no trable

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>>135785561
This would be nice
>>135785694
so would this though desu

Gote

>>135787190
My penis would like to thank you

>>135786414
Eat shit shitkid

>>135787236
that just made my day tbqh

im afraid of playing this and becoming a fag like you guys

how much longer do you give it? or is it homestuck tier autism?

>>135787641
It's less stuck more home

>>135787530
I know, swole Flowey gets me hard too.

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>>135786953
where's my gundertale pic

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>>135786953

>>135787273
wew

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>>135787641
It's actually good and not a ridiculous drag like Homestuck.

However a lot of """"straight"""" men have found themselves becoming gay for the small gote.
If pic related makes your peepee leak, be careful.

>>135787641
Just play the game and ignore us. I give it another 6 months.

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>>135787641
>im afraid of playing this and becoming a fag like you guys
It's funny. A friend of mine begged me to play it for months. I was playing Bloodborne at the time. Anyway, the begging was getting obnoxious, so I finally decided, why not?

I'm now Undertale trash, collecting UT artwork, tempted to make a tumblr account just for it, and writing fanfics. I have no regrets. UT stole my heart.

Play it, it probably won't trigger any sort of obsession.

>>135787914
He makes my heart leak because it's still broken.

>>135787641
The overwhelming amount of people who have played Undertale never interacted with the community anyways. Even I myself didn't bother until like 4 months after playing. You're probably in the clear, though, you did make the effort to come and post here.

>>135787892
lad

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>>135787914
>becoming gay
>implying Asrielfags are actually gay

>>135788081
Dicks are alright.

>>135788081
that's false though i've done the sex two times

>>135788081
>implying anybody here actually likes women

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Who is he called again?

How powerful would Papyrus be if he saw Frisk murder Sans and Undyne right in front of him

>>135788340
FLAMES HEATSMAN

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>>135788340
Hot firedude

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Hello anon! I'm sorry that I've been gone for a while, I've just gotten a bit sick. Anyways, I like your pose right now! It really brings out your beauty!

>>135788340
Burno Inferno

>>135788340
HEATS
FLAMESGUY

>>135788318
I-i like girls...

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Good evening fellow degenerates

Taking shitty ms paint requests for the next couple of hours

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>>135788467
Who?

>>135788340
Fireman, Heatman, Birdman junior

>>135788423
Alot

>>135788542
Burgerpants having a good life.

>>135788542
Edge Asriel with Balloons in his Robe

>>135788340
Grillsbys

>>135788494
you're cute, hope you feel better soon

>>135788542
Smol gote

>>135788494
I didn't know being curled up in a chair at an akward angle was a pose, but whatever you say Anon.

>>135788542
Asgore in a general's uniform looking serious.

>>135788340
Steven Universe. Look at that star on his chest.

>>135788542
sans eating a hot dog

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Am I here, or am I there? I don't know. Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that. But here is connected to over there. Is that right? But then, where is the real me after all is said and done. Oh! There is no real me. I guess that's it. I only exist inside those people aware of my existence. But what about this me that I can hear talking right here and now? It's me, isn't it?

What's the least painful way to kill myself? No japes, I'm going to double check this stuff.

>>135788494
Thank you, I try my best to have good posture.

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I hope everyone is doing wonderful this Saturday evening!

post music you're chilling with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeaIvjoH1FY

>>135788869
I'm Bob.

>>135788542
Papyrus training his pet rock.

>>135788893
exito baggu

>>135788893
is this some sort of quiz? how many points is this worth

>>135788940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vcx3nXAD6w

>>135788893
Take about 200 aspirin then shoot yourself. Even if you fuck it up, the EMTs will be so focused on the bullet wound they won't realize you're bleeding internally.

>>135788893
Not killing yourself.
You don't even have to do anything to not kill yourself!

>>135789090
This one is better tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw&ab_channel=FavouriteWorstNightmare

An AU where Frisk is replaced with Captain Picard.

>>135784116
:)

>>135788893
Put muzzle in mouth and aim it upwards towards frontal lobe.

Jump off tall building, making sure you'll hit head first.