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How the fuck did Naver beat Secret? How bad did Jacky fuck up? How retarded was Puppans draft?
Angry ALL CAPS spamming retards edition.
What's happening in the OP?
Why didn't RTZ get radiance this game? The miss chance is so good vs OD and all the Chen and Beastmaster creeps
who cares about this honeypot garbage 2bh
>>135770551
nothing
keep buying hats
>tfw stalking your next meal
>culween's most delicious bratwurst!
Guess my MMR
DUDE
>>135770487
It wasn't. Secret got OD, Earth Spirit, Spectre and they still lost.
>>135770561
not good vs OD and jugg
and they were gonna get pushed to death
if he went radiance he would have probably lost before it made a difference
>>135770551
Beta, named after the second letter of the Greek alphabet, is the software development phase following alpha. Software in the beta stage is also known as betaware.[2] Beta phase generally begins when the software is feature complete but likely to contain a number of known or unknown bugs.
>>135770561
Chen heal and jug ward fucks radiance
>>135770731
low to mid 4k instantly demanding safelane
Navi vs MVP grandfinal confirmed senpaitachi?
EG is playing like poop
>>135770731
2.6k
>stupid replay nearly missed a potential kill on SumaiL
This is why Dota 2 and replays do not mix. Shit happens way too fast to be able to find a moment that allows you to replay anything.
>>135770332
I dont get the picture
>>135769536
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHOLE STATS OVER CRIT ON JUGG
>5% increase in crit chance past the first point
Stats over skills for Jugg is as old as time.
>>135770731
1.2k
RUSSIA = BEST EU
People who live in the north part of Americas?
>>135770567
>mizuryu kei
Why do you do this to my dick anon? I'm in the middle of finishing an important task.
>>135771014
what has rtz done this game
>>135770567
>that anatomy
>pick OD
>win
uhhh dotards?
>it's a CIS is EU episode
>>135771227
he fucked your mother while it was paused
Arteezy is seriously garbage
>>135770731
smurfs don't count
>>135771014
stats over prebuffed spin or prebuffed ward, sure.
stats over crit at lvl 21?
if by old you mean retarded, then its super old.
>Nobody prepared for the slavshit teams
>>135771291
That's rude.
>EG loses
>Trump posters suddenly quiet
>>135771349
Literally my account since beta, but I'll take this as a compliment
>>135770874
>>135770887
>>135771017
3,9k
Wby are white Americans so bad at video games?
Every good esporter from NA is black or asian
B-but the bug!!
At least secret won the first game. EG fuck up game one with an invoker and sumail playing at his best. Burgers you are fucking shit. Upsets are everywhere.
why is PPD outdrafted all the time recently?
even some 16yo russian pubstars now destroy his shit drafts
>MVP is going to win an International LAN
What the hell is going on in this tournament?
Senpai ...
this is literally the most scripted lan that has ever been
>turn rates
>crowd-funded prizepools
>P2W events
>paid mods
>no Ahri
>no porn
>dead game
>no monthly updates
>no new champions
dotards?
I hate sumail so fucking much. I love seeing him lose on one of his only viable heroes left. Fuck sumail.
>>135771629
What was wrong with the EG draft? RTZ just played like shit. Why didn't he get a radiance against four blinks?
>>135771362
jugg with manta/abyssal/bkb/battlefury going 4-3-1-3 stats at lv21 does more damage than if he leveled up crit
gotta remember that stats gives you attack speed too
Name one ( 1 ) reason Arteezy should be on EG.
>>135771673
HAHA LAN IN EASTERN EUROPE EASTERN DOTA WINS XDDD
Kill your'e selves yurocucks
>>135771805
fucking racist
>>135771805
I hear you. EG would actually be more likable without that paki trashcan
But now I want them to lose even when they are against russians
>>135771362
Their objective was to take buildings
Jugger pretty much only damaged buildings. His crit was not a factor whether they win or lose a teamfight, he wasn't farming either. He was there hitting buildings
crit does not help you hit buildings
stats give you and your illusions damage which makes you hit buildings more, attack speed which makes you hit buildings faster, health and armor which makes you and your illusions more durable which in turn gives you more time to hit buildings
why is this difficult to understand?
Make EG great again
>>135771865
To contain him from entering good teams
>>135771865
It's been pretty obvious since the beginning that ppd allowed him on the team because fear wants to see him win a TI, and wants to be with him if he does.
>>135771626
RUS > NA >>>>>>>>>>> EU
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ALL YOU KEKS
>>135771772
DOTA needs better non tumblr artists.
Jesus christ that Windranger loading screen with Fatranger.
>>135771819
LMAO YOU THINK HE HAD THE FARM? HE LITERALLY ONE OF THE BOTTOM NET WORTH
>>135771918
>>135771953
I'm paki myself. But I hate sumail because he's such a cocky edgy faggot. Love seeing him trashcanned even though he's my only representative in dota.
>>135771840
I mean, let me rephrase what I said
The jugg with stats will do more DPS and have more HP while the crit jugg will have a chance to deal more damage on a single hit
but overall the stat jug will outDPS crit jugg
It's so fucking obvious that blitz and cap think durka is retarded lmao
Get that esports app
LOL
5k player here
is spectre's late game potential highly overrated?
yes a 6 slotted spectre is almost impossible to deal with but you will almost never see a 6 slotted spectre because she farms extremely slow and is a huge target for the enemy team throughout the entire game
>>135771772
They come from their twitch streams to our twitch streams, just like they come from their threads to our threads.
Why? No one knows. It's a mystery, really. Their game has an estimate of 5 times the playerbase (No, it doesn't have 300 million monthly players with 30 million daily players), they have more streams, they have so much to do, but what do they choose?
They choose to go on d2g and say that their game is better. For no reason.
May the day that Dotards go into Leagues most popular stream on twitch just to troll never come, because honestly, I don't think we're as cancer as League fans.
>>135771772
I read somewhere that armour that's moulded to fit breasts is a really dumb idea. Can't remember if it's if SJW propaganda.
>>135771865
Merchandise and stream revenue
>>135772108
lol u smelly brown ass hole
>600MMR retard friend is in med school
How?
>>135772210
it's true, the force distributed from incoming blows would be focused around the sternum and destroy the wearer's ribcage
>>135772184
She's scary because she can get inside the fight at any given moment
>>135772236
Some people are just slow and can't click things, that doesn't mean they're dumb/
>>135772184
if you get a radiance then 6 slots is pretty achievable
>>135772236
Because he's better than you
>>135772184
the badman build is getting predictible and pros are adjusting to it
pros must go back to a 12 min radiance for easy early ultra kills and snowball
>>135772184
Well you can use a courier or your stash to get more items like refresher orb.
It's happening again lads
>>135772225
Shut up slav. You'll be back to choking in no time.
>>135772210
Armour in general is a fucking idea
how about you fucking retards stop fucking fighting and killing each other then maybe you wont be needy for armour for your fucking tits
You are face when the best NA team is 3/5 swede cuckoo?
>>135771362
>+6 to all stats
or
>+3/20 more crits
Wow, this skill really sucks past level 1.
>>135771865
sacrifice for the better good
>>135772438
lol u mad rajeet
>>135772184
4.5k here, people have figured spectre out
last 20 spectre games I was in were losses for the spectre
lots of fast paced deathball lineups just rolling over your team
>>135772184
Spectre farms heroes fast because of her ult which is how she gets an advantage. You can get a kill almost any time your ult is up so you don't need to hit creeps as much. Once you get radiance you actually farm pretty fast by using dagger to get between camps.
She is a huge target but she's also quite hard to kill because of dispersion/dagger over terrain/and ofcourse ulti. A Spectre with ult is actually almost impossible to kill if the player knows how to abuse reality.
>>135772332
Same but with ancients.
>>135772236
I'm 1.5k and got into med school. mmr means jackshit. mmr reset when?
>tfw no dota DnD RPG
LMAO NICE CROWD DOTARDS
what the fuck is this
>>135772514
Yet she will still be nerfed because of reddit.
>>135772210
>6dmg 6ias
vs
>15% more overall DPS
yeah it sucks, who needs that 60 or whatever damage anyway senpai am i rite when you can have 6 attack speed
>>135772236
>dotards
WHERE THE FUK IS THE SPRING CLEANING PATCH LA
So now that the match is over, can we all agree that SumaiL fucked up the most? Arteezy memes aside, SumaiL missed a lot of Sunstrikes on Astral Imprisoned targets, which forced EG to commit more to a kill. At once instance the OD got away with barely 150 HP because SumaiL mistimed the Sunstrike, which led to a Sanity Eclipse. OD still died, but had he not gotten off that ult EG would have won the fight pretty hard instead of getting away with a few trades.
Universe also had an off game, but that was more on the Lion just focusing him hard in fights and making sure he's useless. Good on ALOHA for that.
>>135771636
>international LAN
>literally a honeypot LAN that's monopolized by a casting studio
>top teams revealing their strat in this honeypot LAN
>taking this one seriously
I mean, if the 1st prize is just 100k and you're going to a LAN in the same month with a $500k prize pool, why bother going all in? Why not just enjoy the nice vacation for a while making the teams that beat you think that they got a chance?
>>135772369
Thanks for that. I did feel like it was true but wanted to make sure.
Where did you find this out btw?
How do you stop 5 man deathballs that are in every single 2k pub games ? By ratting and forcing them to disperse ?Wolves need no armor ?
>>135772659
is midnight now
wat do u expect?
>>135772184
You clearly don't know what the word ''potential'' means.
>>135772691
>>135772467
misquote
>>135772703
>dotards
>>135772236
>gameshitter thinks mmr means anythingI feel ashamed posting anime after EE fucked up
>>135772808
Pick Lycan or NP or Terribleblade.
>>135771221
ghost is not for sexualising
>>135772828
you're right I used a wrong word
WHERE THE FUK IS THE SPRING CLEANING PATCH LA
>Lion was good last game, I better pick it XD
Can this trash even draft?
>>135772863
you haven't been the same since you got that sex change, Tresdin.
>>135772816
it's 1:16 actually
>Enemy picks terrorblade
>Tell my team to not get fucking sundered>they get fucking sundered
>>135772775
basic understanding of physics desu senpai
>>135772954
>Tournament becomes tier 3 by day 2
>>135772521
unranked is basically just ranked with the number hidden retard
also the rate that queue searched for potential players is quicker because it will broaden the search faster than ranked. I.e. ranked will spend five minutes looking for a game within 500 MMR while unranked will spend 5mins searching for a game within 1k MMR
these numbers are estimates but thats how it works
someone post the 'I want to breed harbinger' pic pls
>>135772808
I've been finding DP to be very effective in stopping pushes and gaining map control. Most pub teams don't have any coordination like a pro team would, so when they see a DP ult they shit their pants and struggle to fight around one.
>>135773069
>enemy picks zeus
>tell my team to not get fucking zeus ulted
>they get fucking zeus ulted
>>135772521
[citation needed]
>>135772917
What hero is he even good at?
He can only play the flavour support of the month.
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah muted
these kids are shitters
>>135773076I feel kinda dumb now thinking about it.
>decide to give US server a chance again for ranked
>Mid player intentionally throws and mutes everyone after dominating mid and ganks
>Jungle LC blames everyone
>My team's push lineup fails due to infighting and the enemy's WK, AM and Spectre all get fed due to feeds
I should have never left EUW server...I'll take Russians over toxic NA players who are even worse than Peruvians
>>135772691
Yeah, against players only.
>>135773389
>push strats in 2016
baka stupid euro
>>135772808
TA, lycan, ember are all good 1v5 heroes
>>135772917
You realize Lion has cost EG a lot of games, right? They can play against OD, Invoker, and other fotm picks, but when they don't ban Lion and the other team gets it, their chances of winning drop dramatically. It's an embarrassing thing to acknowledge, actually, which is probably why they're so stubborn to try and win against it. Other teams can lose and say it was because they can't handle strong or signature heroes; EG get bodied by a position 5 support that doesn't seem to bother most teams.
Is Blitz falling asleep?
>>135773389
>blogging during tier2 esports
>>135773345don't worry about it, it's the kind of thing that seems more complicated than it really is at first glance
>pick nyx against OD faggotry
>1000 damage mana burn on a 4 second cooldown
>dont even have to be late game
>opponent team first picks spectre
>his team mates pick bounty and omni knight support
>I first pick spectre
>my team mates pick jungle naix and roaming mirana
WHY
>>135773345
>>135773076
You fucking homosexuals get a roomI'm so upset after good teams are losing for no reason
>>135773389
Have the sam experience every time I try EUW, they're the worst pubbers every it's so sad.
HOW DID EMPIRE BEAT EG IN GAME 1
>>135773574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy1Ds2D-myw&t=12s
>>135773485
Given that the enemy had Invoker, AM, Spectre, Wraith King and Kotol, its perfectly legit
My team was Jugg, CM, Bara, TA and LC, we could force engage fights and win before the enemy got too fed. But nope, it failed due to team toxicity
when is best gril going to come back lads?
EG seems to need him
>>135773574
>>135773716
Ez cyka blyat
A REPEAT PERFORMANCE OF RTC SPECTRE GG.
>>135770798
WEAVE
>>135773716
Americans have the freedom fries to lose if they want to
>>135773793
>LC
lmao kankerneger
>>135773706
Why are you triggered by reaction images.
>rtc spectre
just bring aui back
>>135772872
lel i bet you're 2k
>>135773640
Im not good at his skill builds
>>135773926
Having a conversation during esports that heavily implies sexual attraction between each other and both of you clearly being male. Fucking homosexuals.
>>135773706
shithead you either win or you lose if you are good then you shouldnt lose if you lose then you're not as good as you used to be jesus chris a good team never loses to someone worse than them unless heavy rng/bugs are involved because if a 'good' team loses to a 'worse' team, then the 'good' team simply isn't 'good' in that very game and the 'worse' team is actually the ACTUALL good team.
tldr suck my cock
>WAKE UP
>NO PATCH
maelk is a retard
>>135773914
I dont get that hero at all. She functions as a lane bully and can snowball, but isnt quite ideal as seen by her less than 50% win rate.
Yet shes popular anyway and yet people take her jungle, why not lane and destroy the other lane?
>>135773823
poppan is going to steal him away desu
you know what fuck it i want dream team shitrekt back - i don't even care if they cant work together emotionally
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niMxkET9zTE
GOATmaybe not s4head though
So now we establish RUS is best dota EU will /d2g/ start showing us respect properly or continue be babies
>>135771375
>tfw unprepared for Grace Kelly posting
>>135774060
There's a break mate. No games at the moment.
>>135774071
I'm not gay like you, I can't suck your cock sorry.
>>135774006
Unless the enemy team is FIVE intelligence heroes, it's Q_E_Q_W_Q_R_Q_E_E_E_R
If five intelligence, just max mana burn first.
Nothing too complicated here.
HOW IS FAIRY FIRE BALANCED
>>135774101
Idk, not even rated as a Jungler in her description, doesn't make sense
Is PPD capable of NOT FUCKING KILL STEALING AS A SUPPORT?
>>135774320
>Kill stealing
Back to league it goes
post your dota gif that's most confusing to LoL players
>rubio dropped out
Will we finally get a Trump hero in the white house?
>>135774320
This isn't league, you dumb reddit nigger.
It's called a kill secure.
>OD standing in lane with 60 hp
>Walks up to CS with 65 hp
>dies
?
>>135771772
>no generic foxslut #6823149 who got her lore reworked so she wouldn't be such a huge fucking slut
Your game is a waifu war simulator
>>135774205
Uh, so I presume what happened in this gif is an SF who built full damage with daedalus and one-critted hmself?
That's something I never see before
>>135774205
mana boots > aether > ??
blink if youre balling outta control and aghs if you will have to defend high ground at some point in the near future
is dagon a good option?
Why are Paki so shit at all things in life haha stupid smelly Paki go home
HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU DO THE DK CHALLENGE IVE ALREADY PLAYED LIKE 9 GAMES AND EITHER I CANT DO THE DAMAGE OR I DO THE DAMAGE BUT LOSE
Guys talking about dota, wich one is the best sonic game?
>>135774463
always get dagger, always
usually utility items like force / glimmer / gs
Aghs is core later in the game
never go dagon
>>135774447
Yes, that's what happened.
>>135774463
Soul ring > Urn > Arcane boots > optional
Aether isn't bad, and dagon is very viable if your team lacks damage.
Blink is also pretty good, and agh should be avoided unless the game is going VERY late.
>>135774447
classics of meme, featuring town portal expert
Hey guys, we need 2 people to get a full stack, we are just playing for fun at around 2k mmr, I'm playing support so you don't have to worry about that shit. Anyone interested?
>>135774791
no ur penis is too smelly
>>135774708
The pinball one.
Ah shit, disregard that skill build, I meant to type Q_E_Q_W_Q_R_Q_W_W_W_R
>>135774791
What region, nerd?
I'm 4k
>>135774958
no spin offs
wtf fear summoned fire spirits and did now throw them
What beats do you guys listen while burning niggas?
youtube.com/watch?v=XmC4KDyBCs8
>>135774791
What region im 2k
this peter meme is really shit
how did fear's underwear selfie surface?
>>135774534
embrace the memes
>>135775286
tab back in rtc
>>135775286
t. peter gignerbeard
reminder its like 3am where they play its no wonder everyones playing like shit
>>135775021
3d blast
>>135775297
no one even knows anymore
>>135774078
>be woman
>play support
wew
Okay, Tobi may act autistic at times, but that Maelk riff was pretty based.
>>135775195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGflUbPQfW8
The only correct answer
Reminder that he's in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>135775195
Anything as long I'm not maxing sun ray first
>Sunray is balanced.
>>135774205
>that fail skewer
>town portal expert
gets me every time
What do I do if I'm getting harassed like a motherfucker, with my support doing nothing about it?
Jungle? What if I have a hero that can't jungle early game?
How is Sunray balanced?
>>135775481
kek why
WHATS WITH THIS FUCKING VOID MEME SHIT
NOTHING HAS CHANGED ABOUT HIS DAMAGE
MAX E
BUILD MOM INTO MAELSTORM
AND SOLO KILL NERDS
Fear deserves better than this
>>135775727
I know you've never done this in your entire left-leaning life, but you need to man up and command your cuckold in lane.
Either commit murder, or get gud so you can last hit under the tower.
EG is shit
PPD picking heros that die to a sneeze
game 3 soon
>>135775794
it requires phoenix to sit still or move forward during the duration and if he stops it, he has to wait like 30s
and because the other stills are so good and you want to level and use those
and phoenix is slow as fuck at turning during so lol nigga how is sun ray real haha just walk out haha
>>135775874
old void never won game as pos 1 carry
why do you think he was remade to fit the offlane more?
>Ursa
>not a Jungler
dotards???
>OG, Secret, and EG losing
clearly they didn't give a shit about this tournament
>>135775874
And gravity defied
I can not believe my eyes
That thing can bring the tides, hey
And round and round clockwise
Like come here, we go right
I wanna go all night, yesJust because you can doesn't mean you should, there are better heroes that can do what you described.
>>135775665
Yea I have 160 ping
>>135776164
>Argentina
>White
pick one
is anyone streaming on youtube? twitch doesn't work for me
>empire
WW@
>>135776127
he won games all the time doing that shit
And old void went offlane & bought that shit, eventually being able to solo kill nerds with his ult
this blink vlads meme is fucking dogshit
>>135773105
no it's not.
Trump esports are on
Live stream of anti-Trump protestors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA&feature=youtu.be
>invoker is literally goodClinkz
Nice game dotards. Invoker is superior to everything.
>>135775481
mirin'
>>135776127
Are you sure about that?
>>135776253
Whitest country in SA fag
>>135776253
we white senpai
Maelk analysis is dota circa 2012
it's really annoying
Looks like EG is doing well again. But it's actually disappointing watching then only win because the OD fucked up with his blink
>>135776489
>Chile
>Urgay
>>135776448
>VG:Black
it hurts , if he finds a team now it will be with Jimmy tier players and/or NA trash
These bitches love Sosa
O End or no end
Fucking with them O boys
You gon' get fucked over
Raris and Rovers
These hoes love Chief Sosa
Hit him with that cobra
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa
You boys ain't making no noise
Y'all know I'm a grown boy
Your clique full of broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
We GBE dope boys
We got lots of dough boyThese bitches love Sosa
>>135776625
>chili
>urbrown
>white
LOL fuck off chileno
>>135771772
>muh E-peen
>Muh tim
>I'm in the wrong mmr!
>me ooga team booga
>can't even leave a bad game
Glad I don't have to deal with you shitters in my game
>>135776691
Black is the real underdog of the pro scene right now. Hope he can find some sort of a decent team since I love watching his streams.
>>135775959
What if I had a viper/venomancer in the enemy team?
What then?
Literally can't even stay near creeps for xp
>>135776489
whole america, NA consists on mexicans, niggers, muslims and canadians
hell, the president of cucked states is a nigger
>>135776841
Im not even from SA
>>135776868
>what if I was fighting two heroes who havent been relevant in a decade
Then you last hit the creeps, or quit picking melee carries.
>>135776853
>he likes watching black
>he likes watching some autistic man try to interact with his chat and fail miserably
>he likes watching bad dota
???
>>135776874
>muslims
they are almost non existent in NA
>try to support
>carries can't farm
>they can't see obvious ganks
>try to carry
>no vision, lucky if supports but courier
>no roaming or no ganks, there are time when I have to fight for last hit with supports
how do I escape 3500k guys
PATHETIC INSECTS
why is the venue so fucking empty. i thought europe loves dota 2
Did the coach just give Sumail drugs?
>>135777038
Bad dota is what we're watching right now. What the fuck is with all these loses?
So? Did anime win?
>>135777006
>t. albertino barbosita
>>135777137
DELETE THIS
>>135777140
>What the fuck is with all these loses?
What do you mean?
You expect a game of dota where nobody loses?
>>135777076
>"The trench never ends"
^thats not a joke
>>135777108
it's like 2am there, they've all left already because the culling begins at 3 AM. Such is life in soviet soil.
>>135777201
No. Anime fucked up
>>135777076
You actually learn how to play well instead of thinking you know shit.
WTF IS SUMAIL A FUCKING CHEATER
>>135777201
>tfw you'll never have a Miki gf
JUST
>>135777108
Croatia has a nation curfew. You have to be off streets by certian hour or get arrested. Also the bydlo rape gangs come out late hours.
>2am local time
>tourney still going
nice game dotards
>>135776691
>Jimmy tier players
so immortal god tier? he'll be ok then
>>135777312
Everyone knows all the western pros pop adderall.
>>135777383
>eurocucks
>>135777074
yeah you're right ahmed, now lets watch our na player sumail play for the american team
A D D Y
D
D
Y
what does playing on a nice dosage of adderall feel like?
is it like the matrix code vision?
>>135777294
>anime already knocked out
Better at a honeypot LAN than a real event I guess.
>>135777676
you literally see the future and the whole screen turns into playdough
What is the secret of high GPM LD jungling? Iron talon into Midas? Stout into Radiance? How?
>>135777676
Basically meth ask dadskyl
riki crowd
When will Bristleback be good?
reminder that we're rooting for empire
>>135777676
like this m8
yo does anyone have that purge image of him in 2012 and in 2015
>>135777923
"no"
fuck bydlo faggot trash they are worst in my games and pollute my server
>Wake up
>Secret lose to Na'Vi
Na'vi is back guys?
>>135777676
It's like that movie Limitless. You can multi-task way easier and comprehend tasks in nearly an instant so checking mini-map, hotd stacking, rosh timings, enemy positions, becomes peezy easy. along with that adderall also increases your potential reaction times so ability/item usage is completely on point. i find that a low-moderate dosage is best though as doses higher than 40mg just make you jittery and paranoid.
t. literally climbed from 2k to 4k from this
>>135777272
Why was he wearing a fucking neck brace?
What's a game winning support
I'm 4.4k
>>135778071
>>135778187
>It's like that movie Limitless.
So it's shit?
>>135778089
>preferring a team with a literal sandnigger in it
>>135778187
Thats how I am without any drugs at all desu
>>135778215
Earth _____
>>135778215
venge, omni, lion or disruptor
>tfw if eg are first to 10 kills and then lose your inventory ends up back where it started at the beginning of the day
>>135778261
Fuck you racist faggot. I am Pakistani raised in England.
>>135777921
mvp just use bb to upset OG
how the fuck secret lost to navi of all team?
>>135778215
5.4k support player
lion's fun
omni's game winning but boring
venge is alright
i'm too lazy to learn how to play oracle but that hero probably owns
>>135777108
it's past 2am here
Daily Reminder that a fucking African from Cuba built a Techies bot that reached 6k mmr in NA.
>>135778253
indeed
>>135778215
Chen is fucking OP.
>>135778215
Visage/Earthshaker if you have any skills at all. Omni if you're a fucking retard who wants mmr more than fun.
>>135778261
>m-muh raycism !! !
edgy
all I care about is how good at dota he is, and he is pretty fucking good.
>>135778460
proof?
>>135778523
>Visage
>good
go mid or don't play him at all in pubs
>>135778460
6k NA = 8k EU = 1k RUS
>>135778384
EE riding off the high that was Shanghai so he EnterBaffleMode more often.
Nobody takes Na'Vi seriously, so Secret didn't think they'd have to give it their all until it was too late (which was made apparent with Puppey's desperate Chen jg pick).
Na'Vi actually bootcamped so much that they're decent now, and a decent team can knock out a good team if the good team is careless.
>>135772897
there's nothing sexual about hamburgers
>>135778460
I'm calling bullshit on this one.
wasn't rtz on addy during summit 2?
>>135778384
Its a rigged tournament
All tournaments are rigged to try to develop """"""""ESPORTS"""""""
You are essentially watching digital wrestling
>>135776448
>VG.Black^
DUDE, IT STILL HURTS :C
>>135778849
>>135778629
He got to 5.7k (top 200 NA). I think his name was BROX BOT or BRAX BOT or something. An anon ages ago posted about making a techies BOT and screenshotted the leaderboard a couple of days ago
>>135778849
What are you talking about? It's old news, dummy. Just go through the archive.
>>135770567
>that feet
>>135779073
Protip my reddit friend: That "bot" was me and I'm from Peru.
>>135779073
That's hardly enough evidence.
Is YASP's vision overlay not working for anyone else?
>>135779175
Then fuck off newfag.
>>135779094
I did, and there was no proof. Stop forcing this meme, it will never catch on.
is this the worst panel in the history of DOTA
Part of it is due to the sound echo
The wolf is at your door
>>135779073
how is this proof?
>guy autistically mains techies
>gets good
>lol guys I made a bot xD
>posts mmr months later
>'omg nice bot!!'
yeah, sounds like fucking bullshit
>>135779073
Yeah, the bot that doesn't expose public matchmaking, that had a stream once where the creator said what was going on that nobody can find.
>casters talking about aus
>don't mention adelaide
disgraceful
>City of Canberra
NICE SMOKE
Tobi trying to avoid what he thinks DP is
>>135779582
that's because they know adelaide is mine
dotards?
>>135779578
>Nobody can find
Ayy lmao
>play 3 rankeds
>win mid every time
>but lose game
jesus christ, why are my safelaners so fucking retarded
its fucking enough if you pick decent hero and build normal items but instead i get slarks who rush orchid and 6/14/6 juggernauts
Um, Tobi? What are you on right now?
damn if universe just manned up on raptor that would have been his kill
>>135779331
pls respond
Why don't pro players even try to dodge the Earth Spike?
why not just have the enchantress sitting in the offlane and stopping lycan from farming there?
why are cis shitters insisting on jungle enchant?
>>135779978
autism
>Play support
>Carries are idiots
>Play Carry
>They have no grasp of supporting at all
Nice game dotards, just as I reached 2,7k all the players became 200% more retarded
Juggernaut and CM lose to antimage+invoker in lane.
>>135779952
>comfy lan on
>get on /d2g/
>some fucking retard baby nigger is ooga boogaing about his 2k games
jesus christ, why are blogposters so fucking retarded
its fucking enough if you cope with it durin e-sports downtime but instead I get these fucking niggers during every LAN
>>135780174
>be 2.7k
>think teammates are holding you back
haha! good one. very epic! nice.
>>135780221
fuck off gamburger, my boys navi won and thats all that matters
>>135780221
No one cares about, watching games, are u some sort of twitchcuck? kill yourself
>>135780306
holy fuck that man is seriously tempting fate
jesus please spoiler this type of shit you fucking animal
>>135780174
>My team is holding me back
Lmfao stop being so bad at this game.
This argument only starts being true after high 4k
>>135780306
I'm literally the reason for winning 75% of all my games, not even trolling.
>wake up
>Na'Vi beat Secret in a Bo3
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>>135780520
you mean 6k, right?
If enchant had just sat offlane
she would have the same farm as slark
and lycan would have been forced to jungle
q/w invoker is retarded
void offlane is retarded
why force this shit?
>>135780562
yeah if you're 2.7k you have no understanding of how the game works on any level
Why can EG only win honeypot LAN?
>>135780387
pretty much the opposite famalam, if you still play this game then you're either a newfag or a loser that should get a life ASAP as possible.
Dota is now a spectator game.
>>135780562
alright dude ima level with you
i understand why you think that but youre wrong, you are bad at dota and no matter how well you do in a 2.7k game if youre not climbing then you are a 2.7k player just like everyone else there
if you wanna win you'll accept this, if you wanna blog on 4chan you'll reply to this post with something along the lines of "but what can i do, i play good its just not possible" or w/e
>>135780616
>q/w invoker is retarded
Found the 1k shitter
>>135780610
The trench never ends anon
is there anything Tiny can build to deal with spectre?
>>135780616
>void offlane is retarded
>>135778187
>t. literally climbed from 2k to 4k from this
lmfao
you used performance enhancing drugs to get from coma patient tier to trash tier
>epic pushing ghost lady, epic 12slot bear hero, and the ebin wolf of push
>on the same team
DISGUSTING CANCEROUS GARBAGE
>>135779804
Why does an observer ward have a movement speed of 300
>>135780815
a blink dagger and then FUCKING GANK HER
get an aghs, manta and ac/moon shard and bulldoze towers
>>135780330
wait a minute
secret LOST?
ayyyyyywhose fault?
>>135780815
butterfly sort of
How do you loss early fighter with ths line up!?
>>135780885
Guess who.
Americans?
>>135780885
I find it bafflingly stupid that you ask
What's a good 1 vs. 5 hero?
>>135780815
yeah build whatever wins you the game before spectre gets too fat. Since you're a tiny you shouldn't have problem ganking her and tempo controlling your way to the throne.
>Sumail running into pit without smoke
Good job retard, you got your team wiped and the Rosh stolen.
the entire EG team should just make necrobooks
>>135781035
Kill yourself Peruvian
>>135781035
>1 vs. 5 hero
The Sad Panda.
>>135780909
>5 (You)s
nice
>>135780909
>mad about six different posts
chillax m8, wanna talk it out?
what if Phoenix AND Enchantress same draft?
>Niggling
>had this Niggerling in my mind
TOBIS AT IT AGAIN.
>>135780881
Tried mid Tiny, owned OD mid and killed spectre at least 3 times but he caught up with farm anyway
>tfw 5/14 od got carried
>>135781303
can anyone actually tell me what the thing is that hes holding in the pic on the right
>>135781236
Easiest (You) of my life, thanks reddit
>doubting your captian
>>135781329
>going late against spectre
ayyyyy jajjajj
WHY THE FUCK IS EG PLAYING SO BAD HOLY SHIT, THIS IS SO LACKLUSTER
>had this nigger-baby-dipped-in-acid on my mind
could there possibly be a less exciting final 4 for this tournament? not going to watch day2 tbqh
When I play for MMR, I first pick Omni always with the following items:
tangos, 2 wards, courier, mango, soul ring recipe
I finish my soul ring first, and maybe get boots before that depending on the situation.
then it's mana boots, mek, and so on
I've been winning a lot, any suggestion on how to improve?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW PPD SHITTERS???
>>135781329
>played aghs tiny
>didn't splitpush all of spectre's towers
jaja..
>>135781462
you say that and then you see how many towers empire has
>>135781523
>medic mains
>>135781462
>jetlag
>food poisoning
>uncomfortable beds
Pick your excuse.
>shit hero like lone druid dies trying to team fight instead of just farming a lane or jungle
JUST LIKE MY PUBS
There's no way Navi loses this LAN
>>135781507
not watch the based navi
>>135781462
Then Na'Vi beat Secret.
COULD THE HONEY POT PROPHECY BE TRUE?
At first I thought it was a meme but Sumail really is a one hero fucking player
God damn this guy is bad
>>135780753
I don't think i'm GOOD or skilled. I'm just not an idiot.
Only way to win is to play support, and pray you don't get a fucking retarded carries. I'm the 1% in 2-3k who knows what supporting is.
Rest of them just stand in your stand in your lane and build an urn against Nyx+Clinkz+Mirana which they'll never get a single charge too.
FAT PEOPLE DOTA LMAO
>>135781564
>ld
>shit hero
baka
the slark is getting out of control
>>135781357
It's clearly a spoon you fucking retard. Are you so poor that you don't even know what a spoon looks like?
>calibrate at 1.8k with friend 2 years ago
>a few month ago he started smurfing
>is now playing very high skill/high skill games and calibrated recently at 3.4k
>decide to do the same
>get paired with literal retards
Had I not picked slark, which can pick off zues and enemy heroes easily lategame, and is good against spectre, we would have fucking lost
It'll get better from here on out r-right?
jesus I didn't know silver edge also had a 40% damage reduction.
Does this mean ursa heals for 20% damage done to target if he attacks out of SE then ults?
>implying EG cares about this honeypot lan
enjoy your shitstain tournament slavniggers
>>135781760
call me new but how exactly does a slark snow ball?
Once again Russia is best EU
Suck my muscular Slavic penis
>>135781329
>only 200 CS
>bkb vs no stuns
>assault vs all magic damage
>ONLY 200 FUCKING CS
>ONLY 500 GPM
>ONLY 15 kills vs 3 squishies that you should have killed way more
noob
THE BEDS ARE TOO HARD
PEOPLE ARE SMOKING WEED INSIDE THE VENUE
ADDY IS LOW QUALITY
FOOD ISN'T MAC AND CHEESE
you were warned
>>135781462
They're not fighting with their ultimates because mana issues. It's either fear or Sumail who can't ult in fights, which is costing them a lot. They need to pop both to wipe them.
>>135781558
You say that and then see how well Empire can defend on highground. EG needed to snowball and take towers before Empire get enough farm to contest their push. Now it's a struggle for EG.
>>135781576
Please stop I need to finish working on a proyect before midnight
Are there any GOOD streamers/youtube channels with >6k mmr replay analysises and live commentaries? Other than Bren.
>>135781873
slavs are pretty much filthy subhuman trash, I wouldn't touch your penis with a 10 foot pole.
Uhhhh gamburgers?
>>135781865
with a 800 magic damage combo at level 10
>dead
>>135781873
>disruptor and bambi walking into chrono
????????
>>135782013
?
theres ZERO ability for empire to win vs these heros
they have a fucking offlane void
a "support" enchantress
a "useless raptor"
and a midas safelane slark
No need to mention the q/w invoker, q/w invoker loses every game
How did Empire fuck that up.
>>135782053
>best EU dota
>king of all EU
>trash
LOL mad
>>135781105
I'm just trying to get out of the trench my man
>le balanced french ghost slut
INVOKER BLASTED PHOENIX FAR AWAY ENOUGH THAT VOID MISSED CHRONO
PHOENIX GOT HIS EGG OFF
EMPIRE ACTUALLY RAN INTO THE CHRONO SEDCONDS AFTER IT WENT DOWN
HOLY SHIT WHAT A THROW
>>135782220
>best EU dota
>one joke TI
lmao this slav logic is why their barbaric countries are so backwards, you can't put these animals in charge of anything
>armlet on lycan
?
Who's this Slaag hero
>>135782361
Its an old build.
>>135782403
slark you fucking 2k shitter go choke on a dick and leave maelk alone
>>135782347
Sound angry and cucked probably a Swede
>>135782361
for enchantress probably
Has anyone else noted that the team with Oracle ALWAYS loses?
baddazzle confirmed
how did slavs throw this
void mega daun
>>135782154
???
>>135782692
they were never ahead
>>135776491
>>135776253
Would it be possible to create a custom game that would be a 1v1 mode where you wager items in your inventory?
Just beat a free farm jugger that went 9/0 in 18m
Just goes to show ulting people is no substitute for skill
>phoenix flies into the trees and hits absolutely nobody with his egg instead of sunraying forward to hit somebody
a r t e e z y
>>135782692
>sylla farmed up radiance
>one fight near rosh where slark pops ult and jumps into ppd to get instantly stunned
>meanwhile sumail pops exorcism and void chronos half EG and half of his team so his team can't get to the phoenix egg in time
izi
t. slav
>win fight after fight
>lose 1
>lose game
nice
>>135782320
>anyone thinking DP is OP.
Her laning is better but she still has the same weaknesses.
You blow her ass up before her ghosts can do any significant damage then you just counter her shit with armour later in the game.
empire could win this if that slark get a fking bkb
empire actually threw it LMAO
>>135782320
>>135782931
PogChamp WTF no Merlinis!? PogChamp
>>135782403
lina is a real slaag if you know wot i mean ;)
>This is the third game in a BO3
>Time to buy aghs on q/w invoker
>Time to "jungling/roaming" on enchantress despite the fact the enemy safelane has zero burst
>Time to pick a FUCKING slark for some unknown reason, then not buy BKB vs numerous aoe stuns
fuck you empire retards
>EG won
>Looked at the game awhile it was EG 6 Empire 16
>Look at the end when the casters say EG won
>EG 18 Empire 17
LOL
How can someone give lycan, druid and dp for a void?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING RETARDED
>>135782973
can't BKB your own teammates' chronospheres
>EU
>>135783062
jump in get hex then die
this happen a lot after that first lose for empire
>>135782878
hey SHITTER
disruptor GLIMPS Fear and Fear used his ULT so he didnt get sent BACK into a giant aoe of silence and DIE
Why do slavs throw so much? Not just Empire but every slav team.
Who is the best dota player of all time? Puppey or fear?
well now im bummed empire definately threw that ez win
culda had 1 tournament without eg for once fuck spoiled yank brats
post yfw you get a successful report message and you know exactly who it was
NEVER EVAH LOSE
>>135783167
Fear and Puppey on the same team when?
>>135782878
He was about to be Glimpsed into Static, so he ulted to stay alive for the fight. Better for a Phoenix to still be around to spam Sun Rays instead of dead because he wanted to save his egg.
>>135783230
EG probably wins this LAN without secret to stop them.
>>135783158
no idea i'm a slav and i can't understand it, my irl friends do it so much and i can't prevent them from going for kills, i've just decided to quit the game after 9 years
i guess the stalingrad slav zerg rush is more then a meme
>be in custom game
>some guy flames me and asks everyone to report
is it even possible? i just left the game, he was raging so hard when there's literally nothing on the line, no stats, no mrr. wtf
>tfw you will never be as sexy as this guy
>>135783230
It was not an "easy win" for empire
q/w invoker is absolute garbage, and he built aghs on the q/w invoker
Enchantress had nothing
Void bought the meme items so he does nothing
I dnno
how did dendi win? you guys told me he was washed up and then he beats secret on invoker and ta wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwE8EZMkDto
our guys uploaded a new video
>>135783441
I don't think reporting in custom games does anything.
I still report people who pause the game though q:^)
Yfw Navi is the strongest team in the world
Navi>Secret>Liquid>EG>other irrelevant team
>BSJ
>Start building blink dagger on Juggernaut
>my Winrate on him rose alot
When is Blink Dagger bad on Jugg? It allows me to just jump in and omnislash an important enemy member to death
>>135783667
dont hate on our guy mate
>>135783603
that blazer thing makes no sense, is it meant to look professional? or is it a sexy attire to show off curveS? weird.
i mean you wouldnt see that around an office
>>135783514
>high exposure photo hiding any imperfections
You know men can take photos like women do right?
>>135783005
>300
Weird that there arent any DP pics of DP
>>135782320
>>135783005
>>135783514
>a brown manlet indian with power hunger issues otherwise
yeah no
>>135783809
hes shit
Do you think RTZ will quit dota when he gets kicked from eg?
>people who start spazzing out like epileptic fucktards whenever you show up in their lane to gank as bounty hunter
>>135784026
that's what makes him our guy
>>135783514
>no mouth
>no jaw
>pubes for what little facial hair he has
dotards?
>>135784176
kek
some filthy spic that browses here gives me a spanish sentence to copy paste to filthy subhuman spics whenever they open up their filthy spic mouth on my servers reminding them of how garbage their country is how they are lower than animals and how they will always be second grade human beings because of the colour of their skin
thanks in advance you subhuman shit
>>135783986
why are so many indians power hungry little shits?
like really. So many indian men that come to america seem like the skeeziest little bastards ever
>>135783667
>EE
>>135783830
>he hasn't met the "marketing" department
being a woman is easy a shit, free money for doing nothing except playing dress-up
WHAT CAN STOP THIS TEAM
>>135784395
in third world countries society is a jungle of eat or be eaten
>>135783167
>>135783514
>non-white
>sexy
AHHAHHA
I'd rather be dead than not white.
Is there any doubt that EE is our guy?
>>135784587
>sxsw
2/3 reddit's teams eliminated on day 1, I'm pleased. Waiting for EG to get shat on next.
>tfw you make a net profit for the day
>mfw I remembered i own a next gen console
why did i buy this fucking thing when i have dota
>>135783686
because phase sny/manta is the same shit
unless enemy team /slippery/
>>135782534
awww, are you trying to look down on someone?
you're a slav boy, literally nigger tier, don't ever forget that when addressing your superiors.
>>135784317
jajaja
>>135783360
when ppd gives up
>>135784912
>owning a ps4 or xb1
should have got a wii u family
>>135784912
I hope you're talking about something Nintendo
>>135775481
That's a nice cock. Hopefully he'll get to use it with Kelly Milkies.
>>135785176
>>135785115
wii u seems to be the only one with games and it's terrible. should have gotten that instead. RIP consoles.
>>135783441
>not muting everyone in your team at the first glimpse of toxicity
bad anon! bad!
>not getting DS or PSP for based Japanese games
Japanese games are the only games worth playing these days desu
>>135785263
sorry senpai, my next post will be a blogpost about my 2k solo queue matches with peruvians
>>135785465
>not just waiting for the pc ports
>>135784372
gracias por carrearme la dota jajajjaaj saludos
how do i escape the beaners
every single game i play all i hear is some nasally ass voice screaming "concha tu madre"
i try my best to communicate with them but there is no penetrating their thick, bean soaked hide
>>135785465
are you fucking kidding me? kill yourself. >>>/katawasouju/
>>135785657
call them anti-gamers
they get real upset at that
>>135785657
sos medio inbecil o te haces estupido noob
aggg
tmr
>>135785657
that shit is actually delicious tbqhwy
just mute them and enjoy your game famalam, communication beyond pings is overrated as fuck in this game.
are you cute d2g?
because i sure am ;)
>>135785952
fuck off nigger
I've last 125 mmr tonight
No matter what i do theres at least 2 people who are 100% retarded, like they should be in triple digit mmr.
dual offlane dies 10 times in 7 minutes and abandons
>y-you are the only constant, git gud
fuck you
>>135785952
>tfw 3 months on treatment
>>135785952
nah I'm hot, muscular and manly
>>135786043
nice 2-3k mmr
>>135785909
Shitskin beaner detected
Ctm sucko a dicko pendejo
>>135786004
>responding to cancer-tier bait
>>135786004
no bully doturd!
>>135786094
nice one qt :)
>>135786292
get aids and die
>>135786171
sorry m8 you're spanish is lacking..
stay mad and though bitch gringo jajajaaj
I guess I'll ruin some sperglords game on USE before going to bed lmao, stay cucked on your own servers.
>>135785952
Every time
>>135786345
after u fuccboi :3
>>135786398
but im fit af
>>135785952
No, Im not.
>>135786171
jajaaja le salen llamas del orto a este gringo, mad af
>>135786470
>but im fit af
suuuure I mean why would anybody lie on the internet right?
fuck off fatso, I bet you really enjoy being mistreated by anons here because it's pretty much all the attention you'll get this week.
>/d2g/ right now
>>135786470
no seriously go to the filthy part of town where you belong, suck off some bald pimpled skinny faggot like you fantasize about and get HIV and leave this world
What does /d2g/ feel about brown anime?
>>135786780
fuck off
What heroes can be first picks in non-captain mode?
>>135786623
why would i lie, im cute af
whats with the insecurity tho? u seem really mad
>>135786648
i repeat, NO BULLY!
are you a BULL?
>>135786780
appealing :3
>it's a position 1 disguised as a offlaner episode
When will this stop?
>>135786171
jajaja puta madre gringo
>>135786780
>>135786916
at this point im actually convinced that this is, in fact, the samefag
>>135786989
any 2 man combo if the draft favors you
or just some op support
How good is kotl at the moment?
>>135786992
yeah what the hell go have intercourse with animals and catch a rare instance of cross-species incurable disease I dont care
just die a slow and horrible death, nobody will mind the wait as long as you're in agony
HOW THE FUCK
is there not a shopped pic of AA throwing a bowling ball down a lane. or some OC or ANYTHING? how was this missed?
What do you guys do to handle the morale dip that seems to happen as soon as you lose a few teamfights? People get irritated, commit themselves to feeding more, and it all goes to shit - even though you have a perfectly good chance of winning.
Weekday dota everything seems to be fine, but weekend dota is full of these people that QQ at 20 minutes because the enemy took T1 top, despite us having most of their outer towers. It's like playing with a bunch of teenagers (that's actually it, isn't it?).
>>135785657
Only asian servers are peru free, they're seen even on EU pubs
They ruin games on Brazil server too even you remove english and spanish from matchmaking, giving them a server in their own country wasn't enough
>>135787374
rude
>>135786992
fuck off
>>135785657
EU here, and for me it was an MMR thing, as soon as I got to nicer pastures most of the incommunicable disappeared.
>>135787759
BULL-Y
get it? nyaheh
>>135787347
pretty shit, unless you draft around him
>>135787784
Does grass make you better at Dota?
>>135788024
The soft support of wet grass on your naked butt prepares you for any and all dota games. It's truly a resplendent way to play.
>>135787393
Thanks for the idea, anon. I'll draw and post it on reddit tomorrow :D
>>135787926
why this girl looks so much like ppd???
>>135787697
show me your winrate on that hero
>>135788189
>leddit
what's happened to this fuckin board
>>135788745
anime shitters
>>135788745
i dont even fucking know man
i dont get any of it
anonymity was a mistake for dedicated topics like 1 single video game
it just doesnt work
>>135788201
rednecks fucking their relatives?
>>135788998
anonymity is always a better idea than anything like leddit.
>>135772184
spectre is shockingly bad against lone druid late game that i think you would never want to take it late vs LD. LD is just the antithesis of spec. spec is probably the worst pushing hero in the game in terms of farm/push ratio, and lone druid is top 5. lone druid has battle cry which means dispersion suck ass, and LD benefits from a massive power spike from his auras since hes got 2 units that can deal damage and can't be locked down by spec because savage roar can be used on his bear to prevent spec from manfighting.
>>135789312
>lone druid has battle cry which means dispersion suck ass,
how does this make any sense you retarded buttfucker
spectre does 100% fine vs LD
Reminder that white bois cant rap
>>135789229
there must be a middle ground
>>135789643
spectre is shit vs tanky dps
>>135789693
>implying
>>135787784
I'm 4.2k but i've been stuck here for so long, I don't even care about increasing mmr I just want to be able to communicate with my team
>>135789875
a midas into radiance lone druid is neither
>>135789790
Anonymity with flags is the best. No id though.
>>135790072
>>135790072
>turning every board into /int/ circlejerking
go suck a dick
>guy hovering carry
>he picks timbersaw
>he meant to pick tiny but he typed "tim" instead and just clicked instantly
>watch him do everything wrong all match long: he misses trees on timber chain almost every time, uses buzz saw after all the creeps near him are dead, throws his spinning-pizza just short of the target every time and then instantly returns it
>he can't even do non hero-specific tasks correctly: he uses dust when he is 1,200 feet away, he feeds 0-8, doesn't know how to farm, doesn't carry tp
How the fuck was I supposed to win this game? This game was entirely unwinnable. This guy did every single aspect of every single detail of the game incorrectly. He fucked up literally everything he attempted. It was 4v6 because of his feeding. The enemy team actually had a carry unlike us, so we just instantly lost at 20 minutes.
>>135789904
LOL CLASSIC
whos tc
Why the fuck do I deserve -25 when I outfarmed my fucking carries as a position 4.
WHY.
I WASN'T EVEN STEALING FARM, THEY JUST ALL WOULD DECIDE TO SIT AROUND IN A LANE DOING NOTHING FOR 5 MINUTES.
WHY.
Wonder how is Dendi feeling killing his former captain Puppey
>>135790382
>Why the fuck do I deserve -25 when I outfarmed my fucking carries as a position 4.
are you retarded
>>135790339
elder titan
How do I piano?
>>135790382
what's a position 4? :3
WE NEED FUCKING IDS UP THIS BITCH
JANNY SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISORS OR WHOEVER THE FUCK
>>135790652
>>135790615
a cuck
>>135790516
Read the rest of it retard.
>>135790318
Some games are unwinnable, man. That game sounds like one of them. When one of your teammates can't even pick a hero correctly, you should just resign to the loss mentally.
how come there is less focus on the mechanics of tower pushing?
theres no real intricacy or elegance any more. even if you have a catapult, its not exactly a game changer. teams should be encouraged to protect their catapult and push at this interval, but from what i see, pushing with or without the catapult seems to be largely irrelevant.
melee creeps do 14.7 DPS to towers, catapults do 22.5 DPS to towers.
it is almost inconsequential.
melee creeps do 21 DPS to creeps, and catapults do 15 DPS to creeps. Wow, fucking overrated. Catapults have a BAT of 2.7 too,so they benefit way less from attack speed auras and lane creeps have a 1.0 BAT so they're much better with attack speed auras.
I really think catapults need a buff.
>>135790917
you're the retard
when your carries don't get farm you lose
welcome to dota
>>135790535
ohh tauren chieftain how can i forget
Ohh how the times have changed when he was considered OP
>>135791076
So why do I deserve the -25 even though I was stacking every fucking camp for them and they still wouldn't just go FUCKING FARM.
>>135791208
you don't "deserve" anything
you got the -25 because your carries didn't get farm, which is their fault
>>135791208
dota is like life
you dont get the things you deserve all the time
>>135789904
this happen every time when new patch come out
Lel how the fuck did secret lose to the washed up shitters
Shame that I changed my bet from Navi+1.5 to secret winning the series
Oh well.
>>135791126
well yeah TC was overpowered as fuck, he had an aoe 5 second stun on 6 fucking cooldown
and 0 mana cost reincarnation, how is that balanced??
also 30% ms / 15% as aura lmao everyone just fucking ran around on crack
>>135789693
das raycis
>start game as a mid lina
>internet stops working
>get an abandon
>join the game when the internet starts working again
>buy all wards smokes etc
>die a lot because i'm a lina with literally no items 20 minutes into the game
>peruvian nyx says 'gg lina kitea y fedea noob reporte' or something like that
>keep on playing anyway cause my p.a is a pretty cool dude
>we win
>-30
>get 3 commends
>everyone reports nyx
>get a message 2 minutes later saying valve has taken action agaisnt someone i reported
holy shit that felt good
the low priority games are worth desu
>>135791651
Forgot pic desu
>>135791754
no he wasn't it was atral trekker that had the skill set
fucking new shit
>>135792019
are you mentally handicapped?
tauren chieftain had a war stomp with 5 second stun on 6 cooldown and 0 mana cost reincarnation and 30% ms / 15% as aura
astral trekker did not
>>135791971
rng wins games
>>135791879
whats the difference between vpgame and dota2 lounge
>>135791208
>So why do I deserve the -25
Like when you 'deserve' the +25 when you play like shit and get carried?
Man, Malik sure is a lazy fuck
>>135792236
More stuff to bet on, better odds and payouts imo
>>135792108
WARCRAFT != DOTA
>>135792263
I wouldn't deserve the +25 in that case either.
This is the lazies fucking ranking system I have ever seen in a game.
>>135792448
>I wouldn't deserve the +25 in that case either.
But people don't complain about that shit here.
People NEVER post games where they get carried after playing poorly.
It's always ME OOGA, TEAM BOOGA / FORCED 50% posts, it's fucking dumb to complain about.
why the dota scene doesn't have a cute,akward, broken-english speaking asian girl like Eloise from heartstone? why do we have sheevur?
>>135785827
ayyy te rompi el orto
jajaja ctm
la wea
>>135792708
who's the magic amy of dota???
Is there anyway to take advantage of the fact that picking phantom lancer has a 100% chance to cause the enemy to pick earth shaker?
>>135791971
>>135793046
dont join predictable teamfights when you know ES still have his ult
if youre split pushing pop manta and fuck off back to jungle
get a blink dagger if you have slow as molasses reaction time
>>135793046
yeah you dont pick phantom lancer LOL
ok no but really you just put an observer on a convenient spot behind a tower that you plan to splitpush to not get caught by es blink
if theres 2 towers in a row you want to be hitting then you put it between them or whatever
also memorize tp cooldowns and echo slam cooldown
>>135793149
A little too late with the joke>>135792569
>>135791971
i dont like sheever but that was pretty cute tbhfam
WHO COUNTERS VISAGE
I KNOW NOBODY PICKS HIM BUT I'M BAD AT THIS GAME
>95% win-rate was a slight exaggeration
still waiting on that 85% big boy
>be support
>against roaming bounty, techies & riki
>first picker ursa crying gg in jungle
>ward the shit out of jungle
>during teamfights place crucial sentry to avoid mass rape by techies
>keep up sentry at mid
>tp every 2 minutes mid to save him
>poor all game, just buying sentires
>game ends
>radient + dire say wp to carry/mid, commend and tip eachother
Support is truly the most thankless job there is. Im still sweating from this game.
>>135790837
Adelaide?
>>135793852
Gyro and Medusa can kill all his familiars by accident. Sniper can pick them off.
Also, anything with damage over time shreds the visage main body.
>>135793978
>didn't just buy a gem
???
LOL
>>135793995
No.
>>135792236
The better payouts are the shit.
>>135794142
Oh, there is sfv today, thanks farn
>>135793560
Yeah I'm not so sure about the first sentence
I'll definitely take the second one thanks you filthy animal
>>135793878
If you're waiting for that, don't look at the next game lol. My team can't handle slarks and ursas.
>>135794142
>570,000 in game
>ded
>runescape still exists
the fuck?
so when is puppey kicking this fucking autist?
>>135794120
thanks bud
>>135794208
is there an option in VPgame to change your email?
i fucked up
>>135794290
>Ursa
My nigga. Is he any good? I'll download the replay ifhe kills you at least once :3
>>135794289
Try google translate sometime you inbred racist fuck. The first one is literally the second one but better
>>135794478
nevermind me
>>135794467
Anko a cute!
>>135794363
gameshitters are not people
>>135794621
Shut up you literal monkey you don't tell me what to do
>>135794517
I'm downloading that first recent loss now. Ursa gets a 6 minute rosh, then proceeds to destroy everyone while Invoker does the same on the other side of the map. I wish there was some way to find out how many smurfs there are.
>>135794859
>people playing the game don't count
>chinese """"""people"""""" watching the game count
>>135794363
Bloated to hell by item bots and third world subhumans
>>135794517
Also, how nice of you to ignore the 12 win streak and post my small loss streak.
>>135795012
chinks don't watch on Twitch so no, they do not count
>>135795287
I did that with the last screenshot too.
http://www.dota2.com/leaderboards/#americas
#184
MADMAN
A
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>>135794863
>monkeys telling human what to do
lmao
>>135795825
>no 8k sea yet
truly the most skilled region of dota
>>135794863
Enjoy telling all those "subhuman" shitters that there's nothing better than Jamal's big cock on your ass
>>135795825
*raises paw*
That's me hehehe
>>135795287
Is ward vision broken for you on yasp btw?
https://yasp.co/matches/2235176713/vision
And don't get me wrong, I'm impressed, but that 95% (85?) is never coming is it? Especially now that you've hit the Very High bracket.
can navi win eg tomorrow?
>wake up
>jacky "my eyes" lmao lost a lan
be it honepot, honeytrap, or whatever reddit buzzword that could describe the lan, it just felt so good watching ee lost
>>135796336
Yeah, it's broken for me as well.
As for the 95% comment, yes in case it wasn't obvious, I was talking out of my ass. At this point, I would have to win the next 190 matches in order to reach 95% win rate, which would put me at around 8400 mmr.
>>135797408
Well I'll be keeping my daily subscription to your blog either way, good games anon.
>>135782035
Nigga quit browsing d2g
>>135770332
what happened in this pic? hexed and then couldnt target him?
>play qop
>put points into dagger and blink
biggest mistake of my LIFE, is it ever viable??
>>135797784
I'm not sure if I'll stop at 4k or not, that bracket really is cancerous.
>still no patch
It's over, Dota's dead!
>pick natures
>outfarm my entire team
>lose
Dotards?
>>135798147
why
What the duck is this
>>135798202
normie shit
Reminder: Don't use anime girls as your avatar if you're a boy.
Your avatar is supposed to represent YOU, not what you like.
If a girl is your avatar, everyone will think you're feminine and weak.
>>135796514
Yes this is the rise of Navi
Prepare for their coming at ti
>>135798169
Try hitting towers and heroes they bring gold to
>>135798202
a screenshot from a mobile device
>>135798169
You should have won that game
>>135798169
>naturesprophetquota.jpg
>>135798375
I do though.
How do I stop Riki from building a battlefury?
>>135798496
Try hitting them harder and faster than the other team
You are the only constant
Is bounty hunter pointless if you don't get a lot of junglers?
>wake up
>Navi beats Secret
>mfw
how hard was the shitposting and anal devastation?
>>135798998
Anime shitters were crying pretty hard
Was hilarious
>>135798363
>if you're a boy.
Phew, that's a relief!
Screencap this, I will literally kill myself if a new major patch doesn't come out before Dark Souls 3 comes out in North America.
>>135774416
>/pol/
>>135799914
>he can't link boards
>>>/r/eddit
>>135799914
No bullying /pol/ friends please.
>>135799672
We need to know who you are first.
Give me a name.
>>135800113
>tfw delusional pollacks think im from reddit for not being literally retarded
>>135799914
>Cary Grant and Grace Kelly posts in the same thread
Did you know he actually turned down Bond? Every character in every film he ever played was Bond. Grant was the literal embodiment of Bond, and then Bond comes across his desk and he's like "Yeah nah brah ay I'm sweet az" and gives it a pass.
Bigger fuckup than Secret losing to Navi.
>>135800232
I'm a Canadian chink, that's all you need to know.
>>135800260
>tfw
>Not mfw
kys
>>135800448
You should probably kill yourself right now then
>>135800598
Not until the patch comes out and I can hear Purge analyze it.
>>135800448
>Canadian
>Chink
That's not how this worksunless you're a white/asian mulattoyou fucking Chinaman.
>>135800767
wow, whos the qt mate?
>>135800974
My owner.
aether lens on huskar is some broken shit
Barny is in bsj chat, I miss him.
tell me /d2g/, are you a shitter?
if your average APM is less than 200, you might as well kill yourself
>Pubs revolve mostly around which team tilts more
>Every game's greatest task is trying to make sure your teammates doesn't trigger
>That bad feel when quality of games is ruined by this
>>135800462
Doesnt change the fact that trump supporters are incapable of a coherent thought process.
>game 1
pick spec. Enemy team is two 2-stacks. One of the stacks goes arc + lich on me. My team is a 3-stack and the 'support' is a SB that keeps charging everywhere.
The rest of their team was Omni, PL and Doom. PL had a 13 minute diffusal.
30 minute gg
>Game 2
First pick doom. My team grabs 4 random heros and some guy goes abadon carry. Our mid feeds fb to 4 heros standing on bounty.
They have a nyx and pudge constantly roaming with a PL free farming.
>>135801793
Shouldn't you be in Reddit, oniifam?
>>135802003
>in reddit
Good one, oniifam :^)
>>135801793
>ameriburgers
>coherent thought process
That must be why he's winning
>>135801581
where can i see this
>>135802317
yasp.co
records
How do I learn Invoker, lads?
>>135801581
>>135802464
what the fugg
how do i have more apm with ember than your visage
>>135802464
>>135802652
dunno man
maybe you were constantly holding right click and stopping attacks all game on creeps?
who knows
I just had a game as Pugna(Nyx wasn't available in this random draft) where the enemy OD killed himself by trying to cast his ult.
>>135801581
>avg apm is 157 on necro
>still manage 14 cspm on naga
>>135802797
Nice all chat,Ethan
>>135803058
I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
>have a script that sorts threads based on most replies
>only read things with 2 or more replies
im the worst cancer
>>135801793
How are you this lost? 4chan looks nothing like Reddit.
>>135801581
>Do a bunch of unnesesary movements
>inflate apm
>???
>profit
This would be relevant if you play meepo or chen
or starcraft
>>135803509
This meme.
Pimpmuck 34 minutes ago
The epitome of all the "wonderful" channels with great "original" content who blatantly steal full games from start to finish.
The fact that this channel has verified tag, put his overlay over the ACTUAL Dota 2 Major stream and had the guts to write shit on reddit made me giggle.
I really really hope the community gets disgusted enough eventually that Valve steps up and rethinks their policy on DotaTV and how the content is owned and managed.
ov vey
>>135803962
>i-i'm not reddit guys, pls believe me
embarrassing
>wake up
>Secret lost
>to Navi
>>135804113
>the delusion
>982 posts
>page 16
>no new thread
nice game dotards
>>135804113
>this obsession with reddit
kys
is funnik the most underappreciated player of all time?
>>135804467
>o-oh no, he still won't believe me
>i better dig this hole deeper
>>135804628
If you are obsessed with someone is because you love him!
>>135801581
>bragging about apm in dota, the game that requires literally no mechanical practice at any level
rofl try brood war or sth
>>135803928
LMAO is that baneposter IRL?
>>135804930
It's actually a detriment because you're constantly moving your hero when you should be focusing on timing last hits or looking around the map.
>>135801581
>thinking APM matters in dota
>>135803928
>expecting a visage player to not play meepo and chen
micro is a festering disease
NEW
>>135805897
>>135805897
>>135805897
>>135805923
ignore and report
>>135805923
>DOTA 2 GEN
you fucking wish nerd
go
>>135806210
>>135806210
>>135806210
Fuck with me.
>>135806262
>22 posts early
report and ignore.
>both threads were deleted
lmao
extra extra read all about it!
dota 2 recently declared "illegal"!
>>135773532
EG fully relies on either Artour or Sumail(whichever had the greater early game) during the midgame. Lion just shits on that idea.
>>135806762
>>135806762
>>135806762
New thread, remember not to post in DOTA 2 GEN threads
>>135806762
>>135806762
>>135806762
>>135806837
>16 posts early
report and ignore.
>>135806279
how's it like being both vaccinated and a trump supporter
>>135778215
Any position 4.