Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>Dotapit with Ultra playing in the backround

1st for why no tide picks

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DAILY REMINDER TO BUY 3 DRUMS SO YOU CAN OUT-TEMPO YOUR OPPONENT IN ORDER TO MEET YOUR TIMING WINDOW AND CONTROL THE ENEMY WIN CONDITION

>>135752215
>one guy chanting navi

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>tfw you enjoy twitch chat because you aren't quite autistic enough to take it at face value

TriHard music man

who /mainer/ here

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Reminder Tobi and Joindota are based and no amount of Moonduckshitter crying will change that fact.

wait isnt this a russian crowd? why the hell do they have english commentators in the stadium over the russians

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>>135752457
>autistic dondo fan

Fuck off.

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What the fuck happened to these guys?

>>135752567
don't have interesting ones

>>135752518
desu i want her round butt on my face

>>135752531
there aren't any croatian ones

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Does anyone know any Dota Gay Bars in Manila?

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>>135752518
>not liking both Moonduck and JD while disliking BTS

>>135752578
y-(You) too

>bad rider dendi

GG

>>135752748
the manila major

Honestly, Shanghai was shit. Games were low quality, plays were bad.

And it's pretty clear why. There was basically no high tier dota played on the patch, so every strat was played with a huge degree of uncertainty. As if every single team was picking a pocket strat every game.

Which is also the only reason Secret got as far as they did - Puppey is the master of cobbling together retarded strategies that won't work once the meta has stabilized.

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What if Secret EG and OG are all eliminated? Would dota be saved?

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>>135752518
> you will never do pushups drunk while a hot long ago short haired girl sits on your back while your friend shouts to you to not be a cuck

w8 i did that and i fucked her later :3

>Chen

yeah gg

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>>135752807

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>>135752215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JljuE5jMIp8

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>>135752567

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>>135752685
I miss soe

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>PUPPEY CHEN

>>135752410
.. Why is LD Cortex?

eat shit EE i just KNOW secret's gonna lose this series and i bet 4 euros worth of items for fuckin nothing
again fuck you EE you goddamn retard never failing to baffle me

>>135752890
DELET THIS

>>135753002
Reminder that Valve bullied her out of dota

>>135752881
Dota will be killed.

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Where are my aura effects gaben you fat fuck

>>135753148
where are my impale / fissure linken interactions gaben you fat fuck

>>135752890
congrats on being emotionally void you fucking chad.

>play pudge in any lane that is not mid
>win

nice game dotarudos

>>135752854
>this is what og-fags actually believe

>>135752890
Why would you lie on the internet?

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>>135753109
Did they do it to save her?

>>135753148
>>135753226

Gabe here, go buy some more hats and I'll think about it. In the mean time we've got some great Dota Custom Games coming soon to the store, watch this space!

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>>135753080
Hahahahaha the only reason I'm watching is for EG vs Secret

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>it's a "backwoods based boy gets picked" episode"

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>enjoying moonduck

I have $15. What should I buy in the DotA store?

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>he fell for the "secret is good because they won a honeypot" meme

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> tfw Croatian

feels good mang :3

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>>135753406
>tfw no bat to fly around on

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TEMPO
CONTROL

>>135753629
Juggernaut items

FUCKIN TEMPO CONTROLLER ABUSER SPAMMER

>>135753148
They were removed in early beta because muh visual clutter.

>>135753629
a hud and a pet

Balanced OD and Spectre
Against shit heros
I want to believe Navi

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>Offlane Abaddon

>>135753629
half of an arcana

>>135753640
Secret fans don't give a shit about what secret has won. We only care about el classico and amazing plays that they offer us. Secret give us amazing dota to see. EE WATCHES ANIME LIKE ME LOL HAHAHAHA

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>see this on your team

What do

NAVI???

>>135753641
That is a horrifying looking pizza famy

>d2g acolytes shaping the meta once again

>>135753641
why are you allowed to smoke inside building?
fucking savage subhumans

Navi looks so lost iwhtout enchantress

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>>135753675
tfw no smokin hot gf with bat as my wingman

>>135752613
They became the best CIS team? Uhh, did you watch Dotacinema and Weplay?

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>>135753641
Why is Europe so bad at pizza?

>>135753695
The face of the valve employee/USA government agent who got BTFO

>>135753641
how can u take such a bad quality pic
wtf lol do you have parkinson's

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>>135753883
>there are now people too young to remember when people smoked indoors

That feels weird.

>>135754026
mroe liek why is europe so bad at food in general

>>135753641
Are cigarettes considered a pizza topping in Croatia?

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER D2G

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LET THIS NIGHTMARE NEVER ENDS

First blood! Ohoho, let this nightmare never end! Aha hahahahahahah!

>>135753641
that shit looks like literal vomit mate holy fuck

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>Secret tilting


WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TIER 3 DOTA FOR THE REST OF THE TOURNAMENT. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. GODDAMN IT.

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FUCKING
ANIME
IN
FLAMES
>THREAD DIES

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Sonneiko is a GOD.

>>135752545
alright you failed abortion

heroes still have nieches, there are still heroes that can split push, heroes that rely on an early gold lead but suck late, there are still gankers,still win lane/lose game heroes, there are still carries that are night unstopabble if you don't end soon enough. WHAT FUCKING HERO NIECHE HAS BEEN REMOVED THEN YOU COCKGUZZLING SACK OF SHIT?

how is the fucking jungle turning into a version of leagues jungle by moving a few camps and adding 3 more fucking patch

HOLY SHIT INVIS AND SPELL RESIST! IT'S NOT LIKE IT HASN'T BEEN NERFED INTO THE FUCKING GROUND COMPARED TO IT'S RELEASE.WOW 8% DAMAGE,NOW IF MY COMBO DID 1K DAMAGE BEFORE IT'LL DO FULL HD DAMAGE NOW, ICEFROG HAS LOST IT. I don't see you crying over crimson guard because it's absolute garbage 99% of the time

You want proof your shaved spawn of kelly? Centaur ult rework(GLOBAL DARK SEER SURGE, I'M SURE NO ONE SHOULD PICK DS EVER AGAIN. AND IT STUNS AND DOES DAMAGE), drow rework into global furion and subsequently nerfed to shit. Treant global aura into fucking early game aegis until it was nerfed to shit. AND IT COULD AND STILL CAN HEAL TOWERS WHICH NOTHING COULD DO SO BEFORE.

Small drakes were never MI,neutrals have resist auras so a few flashfarmers couldn't recover from being destroyed in lane you penis polishing cockgoblin. ALL CREEPS DON'T HAVE MAGIC RESIS THOUGH, YOUR RETARDED ASS CAN NOW STACK AND RAZE THE SMALL CAMP OR PLAY TO RNJESUS

UNIVERSAL WAS JUST PURE THAT PIERCED MAGIC IMMUNITY AND COMPOSITE WAS SLIGHTLY NERFED BUT IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE BUY MASS GHOSTSCEPTER TO COUNTER A LESHRAC OR TECHIES BEFORE THE DAMAGE CHANGES NOW DID THEY


YOU ARE LITTERALY RETARDED AND I'M PISSED AT MYSELF FOR ACTUALLY TAKING YOUR SHITPOSTING ASS SERIOUSLY

>>135754026
>go to america
>friend wants to show you 'real NY pizza'
>it's literally just cheese
alright then

what happens if navi wins this series?

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>>135754026
is that a... greenbean zucchini pineapple-ring pizza?

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Who here watched purge plays all night back in the first beta?

>>135754326
You missed the point.

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>>135754303
nice autism

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>>135754303
itt: 2.5k players get triggered thinking they know dota

>>135754358
They get to go to the next round.

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>>135754269
How are we supposed to watch EG vs Secret if they lose here?

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WOW
HE JUST PRESSED W
AND WOW
NICE
NICE JOB SHITREKT

>>135754326
>go to europe
>order pizza
>its literally just bread

>>135754237
>>135754138
>>135754060
>>135754026
>>135753883

all the(you)s

btw its not a cigg its a fucking pepper you mongoliods

>>135754138
in all seriousness, never order pizza in croatia, its literally just a crust with razor-thin, sahara-dry topping. people will pay for that shit just cause they call it pizza.

>PLD again

>>135754492
no it has toppings. That's what makes pizza. Yours had nothing but cheese

>>135754492
No it's not, it has multiple toppings.

how does navi fuck this up?

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>mfw a Na'Vi invite to the Major is a possiblity

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>tfw too busy being vaporwave to learn how to play Earth Spirit

SONNEIKO
JUST PRESS E LOL

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Is navi back?

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>>135753641
>mfw euros and ameribros alike will never know the joys of eating pizza from Pizza Pizza
I'm pretty sure they are the McDonald's of pizza: very quick, cheap and probably putting extra sugar in the dough and tomato sauce to addict me to their way of making it.

>>135754604
If Chen gets enough farm for his push

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>>135753641

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Whats a good item to buy from the DotA marketplace if you're fishing to flip items for profit?

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>eurocuck defense force so tries to ignore the game by arguing about pizza
Never change shitrape fans

>>135754376
bananas

>that W33HAA taunt from batrider

GG

>>135754604
Picking a melee mid vs OD
Picking Gyro

>>135754665
>Na'vi
>ever back

Only to the trash.
Secret is playing with their food.

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>>135754480
Puppey is losing on his signature chen.
I'm losing my mind. It's not like navi is relevant or going to stay good, but goddamn it what a waste of a TOURNAMENT.

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HOW MANY YEARS
HAS THIS FUCKING HERO BEEN IN THE GAME
AND RETARDS STILL CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT'S NAME CORRECTLY

IT'S NOT

'A-BAD-ON'

IT'S FUCKING

'A-BAR-DON'

FUCKING MORONS

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>Team Reddit losing to fucking Navi

>>135754619
it isn't

I wish they stopped giving invites like candy, just give out 4 or 6 and make proportional qualifiers too (some regions are shit, don't give them as many quali spots)

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>>135754770
i'm not sure if that's better or worse

>eating any other flavors besides cheese pizza and vanilla icecream

kystbh

>>135754696
Why the fuck would you name your chain Pizza Pizza?

>>135753148
>v-visual noise, unreadable
*adds in pets*

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>computers will never beat a top dota team

- swindle, 2016

STARCRUMPETS & GOTARDS

BTFO
T
F
O

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>when the pizza ingredients are perfectly balanced with a thin and crispy base and flowing in oil

and then there's the disgusting american "deep pan" pizza pie

>>135754026
this is why you have colored people in your country :3

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Post yfw Sla'vi gets an invite to manilla major and secret doesnt

>>135753641
why do you croatians eat swastika shaped pizzas?

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>>135752215
>Myrault's Hinder-Gast!
Best Edition desu familiarizonapepperoni

>>135754898
because they sell PIZZA, duh. idiot..

*raises paw*

What the fuck is that flickering in the top right? It's impossible to no get distracted by it.

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>Thread in flames

>>135755019
(You)

>>135754954
Only the Mediterranean master race knows the joys of olive oil.

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>>135754954
>jannie trying to bait me into pizza posting like that cop that tricked that kid into selling him marijuana

nice try, I'm not getting band for three days again m80 m8.

>>135754567
If a pizza can't taste good without toppings then it's not a good pizza.

its literally over already by the way

spectre is exactly where she needs to be t this stage of the game to autowin

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>>135754898
We are not known as a nation for our creativity.

w33 literally ran back into 3 heroes to die

> mini skirmishes

i am fucking triggerd

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Secret are relying on EE to win again...

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>>135755152
LITERALLY honeypot pizza posting.

How is their roaming BH level six already?

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>TP INTO SAVE YOUR OD
>DIE
>OD DIES ANYWAY
DEFEND
THIS
SHITREKT
FANHOMOSEXUALS

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SECRET IS SHITTTTT
SHITTT.
THE MOST INCONSISTENT TRASH IN THIS WORLD.
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR ROOTING FOR EE. FUCKING BAFFLER. SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

>SECRET WILL WIN WITH A 1 FOR 1 TRADE

what is even going on with durka

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>>135755248
Only your cuckoldry

1-1 navi gets more money = Secret wins the fight.

>>135754303
>UNIVERSAL WAS JUST PURE THAT PIERCED MAGIC IMMUNITY
your a retard

>Sanity, Hand of God and Haunt for Call Down and Lasso
Navi can reset much faster

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>secret starts losing
>thread becomes /pizza/ general

How butthurt can you be?

Holy fuck was that ever a miscast fight. Durka needs to apologize for that one, I wish he was like SHEEVER right now.

>>135755372
I hope you don't microwave those anon.

1-1

AMERICA WINS

E
A
S
Y

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OFFICIAL REMINDER SINCE THE LAST PIZZA POSTING SESSION

the reason most american pizza is fucking awful is because they put WAAAAYYY too many toppings on. Margheritas with good ingredients is fucking beyond godlike.

Not to say toppings are bad, I pretty much like anything on a pizza but if you want top tier quality you gotta cut that shit out and focus on the fundamentals.

>>135755482
They turned an initiation ONTO them into 1-1 + tower. It was a win.

>>135755431
thats what you get for farming shaker in jungle

I know Secret likes to give their opponents a chance, but can they secure their win already? This isn't funny anymore.

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ONLY W33TARD CAN USE THE AOE LAGUNA BLADE AND HAVE IT DO NO DAMAGE
>>135755372

>>135755372
>2x170g

what is this? pizza for ants?

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Is the pizza lobby trying some new viral marketing itt? I'm starting to get some cravings...

>>135755565
I oven them. It says like 20 minutes 200C on the pack but they cook in like 11 minutes.

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>>135754696
pizza pizza is trash its super thin super crunchy no layers whatsoever

i prefer pizza hut or dimonos

go navi

>>135755629
THIS IS SHIT

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okay. its official, i lost my fucking hats
how can u win a fuckign major and then go on to lose to NAVI jesus christ secret thank god i quit dota and dont actually need those 4 euros but jesus christ you are real fucking morons secret you are some real fucking morons especially EE like this guy is just such a fucking idiot i dont udnerstand how hes still such a prominent player and invited to various teams like this guy didnt have this whole fucking BAFFLED fiasco created after him for no reason this guy is obviously a fucking dumb idiot weeaboo who thinks he's doing some revolutionary shit every game he plays when really he isnt he's just a fucking idiot and baddie
misery is such afucking burden right now its not even funny hes such a bad offlaner i dont think ive seen him doing good on any hero he plays bad on fucking slardar and apparently hes terrible at everyo ther fucking hero like earth spirit what are these dudes' fucking problem im sick i puked in my fucking mouth a little
i dont think it is humanly possible to lose against fucking na'vi when they have been a shit tier constantly for the past literal 2 (TWO) fucking years since ti3. actually its closer to 3 years than 2 fuck you navi you fucking washed up retards you have been an absolute fucking failure and NOW you fucking shine? NOW? when my useless 4 steambucks are on the fucking line, you have no respect for your fans you fucking assholes this is my fault actually how could i not see this coming, ive been so unlucky with betting and i cant even fucking win an 80% chance match god fucking damn it you are real pieces of shit navi man you really ruined my fucking night actually i was having an already terrible night and you just made it fucking worse im pretty sure this is the closest i've ever been to contemplate suicide THIS IS WHAT YOU DID TO ME NAVI YOU MADE ME ALMOST SUICIDAL YOU FUCKING SLAVS FUCK YOU

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>it's a spectre just braindeads to victory episode

>>135755529
Sad thing is they could and should have gotten mid lane as a response to losing theirs. Secret's ult's are on cooldown for way longer, and Na'Vi had theirs back on by the time they got back in lane. Yet they didn't go for it. I think they're starting to lose confidence in their teamfight.

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>>135755152
i dont have anything to say I just want to linus post too.

man these games are shit. also no hype whatsoever and shitty casting/production value.

give me one reason to keep watching this low level shit show dotards.

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>>135755737
pizza is supposed to be thin and crunchy

STOP POSTING PIZZA YOU FAGGOTS

all those replays are useless a fuck

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DUDE

this isn't the first time the gulag derailed into pizzaposting.

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>secret fans on literal, figurative, and metaphorical suicide watch
I didn't know I had a rape fetish

What is bounty hunter's weird looking weapon called?

>>135755825
And that last gank confirms it: what the fuck was that? Fiend's Grip into Lasso? They actually stopped trusting each other.

>>135755802
(you)

>>135756032
Throwable pizza,

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>>135755941
im pretty sure food shouldnt resemble cardboard

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
Secret, DO SOMETHING.

MAN IM LITERALLY GIDDY WATCHING SEAKEKS BEING BTFO

Whos the shitstain casting with blitz?

>tfw I unironcally love papa john's

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>>135755737
>pizza
>layers

>envy
what
i don't
what?

>>135755991
>Posts redditfrog
>Is a degenerate

pure coincidence

>OG get BTFO of Shanghai
>Secret about to get BTFO Dota Pit
Major curse is real?

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>team reddit losing
My dick cannot be calmed

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>>135756101
thanks i guess man i kinda needed that, shit.

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>>135755872
>nobody ever wants to post luke

>secret getting btfo by a ded team
>"They are so good guys!"

I just got memed on by my jungle LC teammate

What should I do combat the pain

>>135756174
Papa John's used to be top tier about a decade ago, but now it's just the same trash as Pizza Hut/Dominos without the better price.

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>latest Major winner losing to tier 3 CIS team

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>SECRET ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE TO A T5 TEAM.
YOU CAN'T COME BACK FROM THIS EMBARRASSMENT SHITREKT FAGS.

>>135755737
I just like it, I'm sorry. I know it's not authentic or of quality make or whatever. I mean that McDonald's analogy on every level.

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>>135756282
t-They are just pretending to be bad to fool EG!

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>>135756219
>redditfrog
>after a hero literally gave his life to save pepe
Assblasted secret fans losing to a tier 9 team SmH TbH

NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI

>picking that useless Shitstain Spectre

Fuck you, Secret.
FUCK YOU.

wtf secret

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>durka is suddenly good
>na'vi is suddenly good

>eg win ti
>lose in the first round of a single elim bracket vs some no name slav team
>secret wins shanghai
>lose in the first round of a single elim bracket vs some no name slav team

IT
IS
A
CURSE

HOLY SHIT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

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my god
a new era of >doubting
is upon us

>batrider taunt

based

SECRET
B T F O

EE DOESNT EVEN HAVE RELIC

Stop talking about the goddamn track kills

OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO

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THESE WEEHAA ULTIES

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Is the Secret out?

KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES

? = 4 = 2

???

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NAVI IS BACK
NAVI IS BACK
NAVI IS BACK

hello i do not watch dota in very long time
how is secret lose to dendi

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>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
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SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016

>>135755968

EE

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EE?

Durka is SO FUCKING DUMB I CAN'T STAND IT
HE'S LIKE THE EURO KOTLGUY

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hahhaaahah what the fuck is going on

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>>135756380
>losing to gooks

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TEAM SECRET'S ASSHOLE
RIPPED APART
REST IN RAPE ANIME

Scientists?
Is navi back?

n-no

this shouldn't be allowed to happen...

navi is back boys

>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI

>it's an envy can't carry episode

right this is game
envy's not coming back from that kind of disrespect
he's probably frothing right now

>its 2016 and Navi is about to knock out the favorite of a LAN

>>135756623
the track kills is the reason navi is winning you fuck

NAVI IS BACK

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>finds EE
>doesn't even Lasso just teabags him with firefly while stacking napalm
>item-drop taunt

>>135756674
Ultimate Remastered 322 Collector HD Edition.

Is this a `bad teams can beat good teams` patch?

well, kuck has just been filtered

Reminder that DotaPit is the EPITOME of

H O N E Y P O T L A N

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>SECRET WINS THE CHINK HONEYPOT
>GETS BTFO BY NA'VI 2WEEKS LATER

sorry i said the game was over but i forgot to account for the EE factor in my calculations

ive been baffled

please explain to me why is ee considered a professional player?

EG BOYS - WE GOT OURSELVES ANOTHER LAN WIN

Don't worry secret faggots, we'll avenge you

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WHAT THE FUCK IS ENVY DOING IM HAVING A FUCKING STROKE

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Yeah, this game is entirely on envy

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Reminder that this shit is fixed

I was wondering whats up with Secret, then I remembered they just won 2+ million dollars.

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>Navi can easily throw this because secrets high ground is so godly.

>>135756852
cuck ?

>>135756876
he just won shanghai major

>>135756843
Only if Empire wins against EG.

BAFFLED.

>intentionally losing to Navi so everyone thinks your team is weak
>win the next major easily

Next Level strat

YOU JUST DIED THERE HALF A MINUTE AGO YOU RETARD

WHY AGAIN

>envy
suffering some deja vu right now desu

this is fucking brutal

EE's map awareness is a joke

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>SECRET

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>get caught out solo toplane in the most embarrassing fashion
>3 mins later
>do it again

>tfw u get bounty huntered

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>135756920
Not really.

Why the fuck is Secret so inconsistent. Going from winning Shanghai to losing to Na'Vi

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>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO
>EE BTFO
EE BTFO

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>Midas Abaddon

Did envy throw by going drums instead of straight urn radiance

Can we go back to talking about pizza please?

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Ok Navi, you can have this honeypot lan. I gave you permission.

>>135756329
I find Pizza Hut too greasy and Domino's bread too cardboard-y. Also the garlic dip you get with papa john's is tasty af.

>midas

ITS A FUCKING MEME LIGHTENING ROD U STUPID FUCKING AUTIST

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL AND I KNOW MORE THAN U

>>135756990
>yurocucks winning anything now that xiao8 is back

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>>135756481
He achieved nothing

why the fuck did EE go top again

>>135757164
>chinese teams winning any dota tournament ever again

>>135757136
Learn to use a fucking hairclip first.

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THE SULTAN IS ERECTED

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>implying gook major wasn't scripted and that secret are actually, literally and metaphorically the worst team to ever exist

>>135757212
why do women pretend to like pepe

navi back just in time for the next patch to change the meta again

>>135757140
That garlic dip is vile, it's super artificial rapeseed oil shit.

>a position 5 bounty hunter gets killed in a failed gank

322 322 322 MEMES MEMES MEMES

twitch needs to be eradicated

>>135757304
that banana looks dirty

>>135757136
>posting a dogfucker
?

>aghs batrider
time to throw this game

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Why is everyone bullying Secret?

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Alright so when is Puppey going back to Navi?

SECRET WAS A __________________

>>135756380
Lelouch, YOU can't come back from yours. We literally told you never to come back when you lost your game to Sheever onstream while playing random gold Lycan on a Lycan patch and throwing baby fits on your teammates, and yet you keep showing up for more embarrassment somehow.

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>>135757319
Why do women pretend to like anything?

>>135757307
valve scripted literally all theirf events since ti4

never forget insiderbro

>>135757480
Why aren't you sucking my dick qt?

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>every european team has lost today

>>135757665
She's a lesbian brah.

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>>135757480
We're not. We just want Navi to win.

>>135757529

that was dank

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>>135757480
because nobody on 4chan likes reddit teams

>>135757529
Real blood always looks so different from movie blood

>>135757529
ok that was badass as fuck

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>>135757480
>losing to Na'Vi

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>secret fans on the raping block

>>135757101
>Not really
Still think so mate?

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>>135757690

>>135757529
pretty sure thats chili, not brazil

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>>135757304
As a russian, why do non-russian people find russian/slav girls so attractive? I get why western men would like japanese/korean/jewish/middle eastern women extremely attactive since they're all exotic and shit, but russian? Where does that come from?

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soon

>>135757941
bane?

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>>135758030
ruski women are white women without the pretentious princess mindset

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>>135758030
because slavs a qt

>>135758018
dunno but the petrobras truck is from a br company
maybe they are just delivering shit over there

empire twitter guy here
we paid artour to throw, put your rares on us

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(TU) CANT MAKE THIS UP
SECRET FANS ARENT ON SUICIDE WATCH ANYMORE
THEY JUST WENT AND KILLED THEMSELVES

>>135757529
Did he crash by being dumb and die, or get shot and then crash due to being dead?

the entirety of reddit is on suicide watch

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>>135758018
ive always been told it was brazil by /k/

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>>135757941

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>>135757304

It's fine guys, puppey wipes his ass with more money than #1 get at this joke lan.

>>135758030
they have dank memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBE1JMhf2n8

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>>135758240
>>135757529
my dick is diamonds. I love seeing lowlife criminals die

>>135758018
nah thats hueland for sure

>>135758160
Then you haven't met one.
They always look for rich man to marry so they can enjoy western life.

>>135758240
>you will never experience GTA in real life by being a brazilian cop

>>135758160

>without the pretentious princess mindset

tip top laugh

>>135758240
this is br for sure

>>135758223
he has a stream of blood coming from the abck of his head

who the fuck is this awful caster with blitz what the fuck

>Aghs Batrider actually did something

NA'VI IS BACK

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>Double Lasso

DENDEEEEEEEE

gg anime lost

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GO TO FUCKING BED SHITREKT FAGS YOU'VE LOST TO THE WORST EU TEAM.


GET THE FUCK OUT FROM d2g YOU'LL NEVER BE ALLOWED BACK, WHAT A COMPLETE EMBARRASSMENT.

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>DOUBTING AGH BATRIDER
THANKS FOR THE RARES SECRET FANHOMOS

this bat is so fucking impatient

nvm he just won the game
get fucked you leddit cucks

G FKING G

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>S E C R E T LOSING A BO3 TO FUCKING NAVI

BAFFLED

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>>135758137