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Anime edition

>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon

MWSF:
- Cancelled

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
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>5 posts
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new mememick pb

best time on emu lmao
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>>135726395
tfw will never be smothered between some qt elin thighs

why even live, senpai
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Could Cosmo have been saved, or was his transformation inevitable?
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>>135726865
go away cosmo
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>>135726865
he was always a faggot
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>>135726395
What is the meaning of this image? There are elin but they have no delicious thighs.
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WORLD RECORDS
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>>135726865
End cultural marxism
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>>135727057
tfw you nut to some plump elin thighs
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10 IPs
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11 IPs
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Excuse me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence to pay respects to the late SDA IRC.
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>>135729128
>>135729204
how many ips would we get if lurkers counted
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>>135730824
9001
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>>135730824
i literally only come here to ctrl f my name
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If Noircat and Cosmo did the fusion dance, they would be Noircissa.
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>still making these threads

lol?
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name one reason slayer isnt streaming monster hunter right now
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>>135733081
He is trying to fight both of his fists into his anus and so doesn't have a hand free to play video games with.
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>>135733226
o_o
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>bounceyboi, the FIRST 1:16 in SMS is suddenly QUITTING speedrunning after he got cucked out of SMS by a better player and couldnt hold up the TP HD charade any longer

MY
SIDES
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Anyone know if Zfg is there?
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>>135734379
Look at ZFG, do you really thing he's someone who would willingly leave his house?
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slayer there is no turok tutorial highlighted. Can you do another one?
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>>135734379
nuke that shit
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>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
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thick elin thighs bouncing on your lap while you PB
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>>135736627
tolarus....
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>>135736627
don't do this, senpai. My run anxiety will start to act up
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>>135736627
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Could you guys please tell slayer to do tutorials of all his speedgames? thank you
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anime is trash
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i love anime!!!
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I love japan period
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i love getting backstabbed
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and smile.dk!
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Speedrunning is degenerate
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I want to kiss slayer
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i want to catly lick slayer
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>>135741398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM3d2WCVa4
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"speedrunning" JRPGs
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making an overlay
playing with OBS settings
buying new equipment
chatting with other runners
this is what speedrunning is all about
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>>135745110
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>>135745680
it is NOT about buying new equipment, only the original console allowed!
*plugs in chinese memory card*
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>>135745680
dang right
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>>135745680
>buying
you fucking cuck
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pie
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die
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bie
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qie
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lie
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tie
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vie
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yarumasi
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fry
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hey bois, wanna come over and hav a gud time?
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>tfw comfy slayerofbabies stream
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i hate waking up
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>>135753627
>>135753607
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>>135753206
we can play smash over the net fella
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>>135753805
slayer hates my guts.
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Slayer stream fc3 routing :3
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>>135753993
i don't think slayer is capable of feeling hatred
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>>135735795
When is this going to change to the steph curry of speedrunning? Lebron is an old man past his prime now.
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would twitch let me speedrun princess trainer?
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thats it

give me a stream to monster right now or im gonna do it
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so no highlights right now?
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>>135757073
Ennopp
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34 IPs
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>>135753206
>>135753878
the only thing i'm gonna smash is this trannies head in
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Reminder that there's nothing wrong with doing runs on VC, but there's everything wrong with doing runs on emulator.
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>>135753206
how long until the HRT starts doing something besides fucking with his brain?
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>>135761869
that's all it does

men are not wired the same as women
men taking women's hormones just fucks theirs brains up. Like a virus combating a foreign body, they just can't cope with it.
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so how about those videogames, fellas?
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>>135761862
VC is emulator, you contradicted yourself.
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>>135761869
all it will do is give him weird fatty tits and make his face look subtly softer, which will take at least a year. by that time, his mind will be completely destroyed.

watching someone go through a "transition" is like watching someone succumb to a heroin addiction or something. it's kind of morbid because you know they can only go down from here and this will likely end in death.
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>>135762521
One has endless permutations that could be used to speed it up, the other doesn't.
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>>135762861
They are both emulators, what would be more correct is to say only official emulation should be allowed (VC)
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>>135762168
*blurts out a random buzzword intended to stop you talking about this*
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>>135762168
OMG I can't believe it's the current year and people still say things like this
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>>135763490
VIDEO GAMES
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>>135763843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM3d2WCVa4
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really enjoying this erection im having rn
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>>135764553
i know who posted this and he is a massive faggot
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>>135764695
oh i'm massive alright ;)
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>>135764695
kiss my black ass fuccboi
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>>135764695
smame
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>>135764936
is there any consensus on what the definition of a fuccboi is?
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>>135765054
it's a definition-fluid term
fuck your binary roles
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>>135765205
damn thats a good answer, id give you reddit gold if i could
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has cosmo tweeted about us recently?
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>>135767281
not yet anyway
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any PSP games worth running?

I kinda just want to justify buying a PSP
are the 3000's the best? I've heard the screens have issues
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>>135767816
Prinny if you can mash fast enough for quick-kills.
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>>135767816
is ppsspp allowed for most games? and if it is, how much slower is it?
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>>135767816
3ks are the best but the only one that has a proper tv connection is the 2k
look into vita tv potentially for any download titles still possible
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>>135764340
thats a really cool robo voice. wheres it from?
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>>135768179
I seriously doubt it because it doesn't even remotely emulate lag in most cases
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>>135767816
speedrun the locoroco games
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>>135768970
ayy, thats not a bad idea
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>>135769027
speedrun a fat guy falling down the stairs
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>https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/707371468498165760?lang=en&lang=en
1 million cucks telling him self-mutilation and delusions is the way to "happiness"
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>>135769192
why the fuck would anybody take this pathetic general to heart?
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>>135769192
holy fuck he just keeps making it worse
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i hate cosmo
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>>135770193
upwording this post
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>>135770193
or you could jump off a bridge
t b h
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>>135770193
you tell em gatcha-nime
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>>135771042
fucking weeb
loser
virgin
nerd
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>>135768970

gonna give this a big ol' word. locoroco games are great for speedruns
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>>135771312
>de hippie spacing
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>>135770193
you tell them, anime
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>>135771226
>he doesn't stand for justice
smdh tbqhwu familla
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lol
liberals btfo
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>>135771817
absolutely loving this speedrunning related content my dude
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>>135772037
why don't i speed run ur liberal face with my fist
lool
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*boots up m speed game*
*gets to slow part w/ unskipable cut sceen*
*type out a post w 1 hand b cuz other hand mashing thru tex lol*

how u guy s doing tonight this fine satuurday eve. im pretty well myself been good. thanks
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>>135772273
how did u do the captcha?
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>>135772363
i forgot my dude its just pic the rite things what have a palm tree in it. ezpz. ne ways hows ur runs goin
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>>135772134
who said i was liberal
just go to /pol/ to talk about non-speedrunning politcal stuff
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>>135772482
i don't speedrun or watch speedruns
right now i'm watching pro dota
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>>135772583
croni can i PLEASE feel ur butt please i am begging
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>>135772758
I will slit ur throat, queer
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>>135772848
im male and croni is female

nothing queer about that.
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>>135773030
putting on a dress doesn't make u a female
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>>135773030
no croni is a male, you want to touch a male butt

nothing turns a male butt into a female butt
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>>135773158
>>135773240

its 2016. grow up
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>>135772758
tfw croni will NEVER let you feel her butt
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>make one tiny mistake
>everyone leaves like they were just waiting for an excuse
thanks!
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>>135773274
sorry but in the "current year" it's still not possible to turn a physically male butt into a female butt, it's still gay
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>>135773274
its 2016. come out of the closet
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>>135773394
I'm such a supportive speedfriend though!
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>>135773686
i'll come out of the closet with my fucking 12 guage
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>>135773394
nice meme we only watch slayer now
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>>135771817
HE DINDU NUFFIN
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>>135771569
what?
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>>135774013
thanks, I noticed.
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>>135773274
>de hippie spacing
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Committing sudoko live on stream:
/chaotic_ace
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>>135774318
dude epic
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Please watch Hippie.
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>>135774318
ok this was good
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>>135774318
olol hes SO FUCKING MAD damn
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>>135774168
Whats your stream? some of us still like speedruns
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>eat some din din
>check twitch
>pie and spike arent live with windwaker yet
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Just imagine if you would have used the hundreds and hundreds of hours you spent on grinding a few more seconds down on that obscure japanese 90s game and had instead spent that time on the guitar or the piano.

But I guess people like you are always appreciated to help us others look better.
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>>135768762
medievil
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>>135775602
i don't speedrun and have in fact been putting many hours into the guitar
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>>135775602
are you subtweeting the 1000+ hours into samurai warriors 1 bro?
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>>135770193
*turns off White genocide*
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>>135775718
okay snowy no one cares
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please talk about me (Cronikeys here)
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>>135776843
Cronikeys, will you help build Trump's "Stop White genocide" wall?
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>>135776843
you're kind of gross and weird, but I appreciate the things you do and your Trump affinity
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>>135776843
Will you let me touch your butt if I do?
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>>135776843
stop listening to such boring music
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>>135776952
YES. I think he should do a buck-a-brick thing and imprint peoples' names on each brick.

>>135777127
I'm more than "kind of" and I appreciate your appreciation friend

>>135777356
Well it's like touching a soft, scrumptious sponge cake.. you probably wouldn't like it

>>135777372
Name one thing boring about this: https://youtu.be/p1ZMTwPim_s
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>>135777803

>de blog post
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>>135777803
>you probably wouldn't like it
I can't say that unless I've tried!
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>>135777910
>de hippie spacing
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>>135777910
This is a 4can AMA fucker

>>135778061
well OK but you'd have to ask permission first and get riton consent
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>>135778103
>ask permission first
that's what I'm doing now though.....
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>>135778216
well this all depends on how attractive and rich you are. I wouldn't let an ugly poor person touch it (for instance)
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>>135778390
Well I've got the money part down, and lots of girls wanted to kiss me all the time when I was a kid...
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>>135778496
are you an american? I WILL NOT date a candian
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>>135777803
>western prog rock
>not boring
YAWN
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>>135778636
No. You'll have to come to ESA :/
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>>135778724
>western prog rock
>he's never seen jaws
just fuck off you fucker i'll shoah you a good band

>>135778731
aww I like Europe if you're from there. Maybe qtheart
Ok AMA is OVER. Go back to discussing speedruns. By the way, Lode Runner 3D (N64) is a free World Record.
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>>135778897
>Lode Runner 3D (N64) is a free World Record.
brb getting wr
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>>135776843
>>135777803
hi mom I hope you're having a nice day
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>>135779005
please do. load runner is an underrated game. I grew up with the original on PC, but the 3D one looks pretty good (better than Frogger for PS1)

I think there can be some pretty good optimization in it. Not a lot of glitches do to its 2.5D gameplay.. if you work on it post stream!
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>>135779021
yaru stfu
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>>135779161
>if you work on it post stream!
That will make me a bully target. No thanks
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>>135779336
I promise you I'll kick the ass of anyone who bullies you. This thread sucks ass when we don't have people posting streams. You shouldn't be afraid of anyone except a couple oldbois who don't even stream (looking at you Yashi [I know we made peace but you're still a public enemy but not a private one])
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Why are people on /pol/ keep posting our boy Carl Sagan?
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>>135779592
http://pastebin.com/qK1Y7wkV
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>>135779171
no! that's very mean of you, you are becoming a big bully
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>>135779592
link it fagut
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>>135779537
I'm not sure I can trust a girl to kick anyone's ass desu
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>>135779649
nice* idk how I wrote "not very mean" lel
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about to go live with harvest moon wish me luck
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>>135779954
good luck senpai!
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i want to gnaw on bene's thighs
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>>135779686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOy1tuVv3w
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>>135779592
its just a coincidence they have the same name. carlsagan is not that much of a liberal nutter and is actually our boi.
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>>135778897
>aww I like Europe if you're from there.
I hope you're fine with a Scandinavian
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>>135779730
Well we'll never meet in person and I win every argument online. You really don't have to worry, friend. I'm the Putin/Trump of Speedrunning. I even got Goose's endorsement after annihilating him over the Canadian issue.

>>135780365
Only Denmark
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>>135780204
is that carl? how far the mighty have sunked
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>>135780464
>Only Denmark
Why would you want those fagbois?
That's it. I'm out.
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>>135780818
hard stance on immigration. how do I know you're not a terrorist ahmed?
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>>135781386
Because I'm white as snow and mudslimes should be rounded up and shot.
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>>135780365
F U C K O F F tranny loving swedecuck
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>>135781547
Joke's on you I'm not Swedish.
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>>135781547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM3d2WCVa4
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>open thread
>cronikeys is blogging again
>close thread
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does anyone know when pie will be live
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>>135783541
when you die
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>>135782408
there is NO making fun of my gf. so stop.
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>>135783719
That's a man, man
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Reminder to join the official /srg/ Discord https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqpJ5k9l
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>>135783970
so?
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>>135784135
?
you have to make an account?
fk that
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>>135783970
>he fell for the croni's a tranny meme
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>>135784846
>he fell for the meme they aren't
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>>135784135
what did you make me join oh my god
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>>135784993
Beautiful. Just beautiful! I'll say it, I'll say it - no one else will - that little girl is beautiful. Proud!
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>Croni will never be your wife
end me senpai
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>>135785316
wake up Chen!
It's time to speedrun!
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https://twitter.com/Keizaron/status/711370528078962689
help this lil bitchnigga out
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>>135788531
>literal reddit shit memer that posts srg things for attention
get the fuck out of here you cunt, go fucking die already
thanks for fucking tainting battle network with your shitery
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>>135788896
you should tweet him that
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>>135776843
>>135777803
Shut the fuck up you disgusting, irrelevant tranny freak. You have no relevance to speedrunning or this general and you are a filthy tranny that needs to be curb stomped. Everytime you post dumb shit like this I already lose even more respect for someone who already deserves to have their brain spilled over the pavement by a good boot.

Fuck off.
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>>135789284
thanks for the late response!
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>>135789372
Shut the fuck up you cunt.
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Is this really Cronikeys?
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>>135789468
No, that's Ashley.
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>>135789468
yes they confirmed it themselves
sorta makes me ashamed to be an eagle
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>>135789468
looks a little too young
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>>135789468
why is she throwing up gang signs?
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reminder that the only way to help a tranny out is to bully them until they hurry up their inevitable suicide
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>>135789889
for what possible purpose would you want Croni to commit suicide? she's hot, votes Trump, does shit for the speedrunning community, and hates shitters like Ari and Cosmo
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>>135790079
it's birdxbrain
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https://twitter.com/Keizaron/status/711387744400842752
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>>135790079
>>135790148
He isn't relevant, he is not involved in speedrunning and she probably encourages Ari & Cosmo. Cancer. Bullet. Stop crying about it you tranny fucker.
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>>135790079
>she's hot
stopped reading there
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>>135790312
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>>135790312
>not involved with speedrunning
doesn't speedrunning and isn't a speedrunner, but helps with marathons and cheerleads for all of our bois. fuck off if you can't acknowledge that

>>135790336
t. faggot
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>>135790546
Being a stream monster is NOTHING to defend you fucking beta, absolutely REACHING. Off yourself as soon as possible, you are absolutely pathetic.
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>>135790546
>t. faggot
t. thirstfag
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>>135790709
>wanting a hot tranny is thirsty

>>135790705
over half the people here are stream monsters. you only hate croni because she probably call you out on some faggoty thing you partake in
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>>135790352
what animal will squid turn into in 2017?
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>>135790878
a minx
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>>135790878
a crab because crabbros (only oldfags will get dat 1)
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>>135790079
she looks like a guy with long hair despite getting plastic surgery multiple times. her attention whoring is obnoxious if you're not a desperately lonely /v/tard. she doesn't speedrun. she's already tried to kill herself multiple times, and is still suicidal, so why not get it the fuck over with?
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>>135790874
once again
>hot

why the fuck do you think he's getting plastic surgery? guess what, it's because even he recognizes that he's ugly.
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>>135791191
Croni fine af doe
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>>135791309
yeah we get it cronikeys. you're narcissistic and like to post about yourself.
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did cronikeys snip her peepee off????
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Jesus christ, are you guys fucking sicko trannies & tranny defenders?

End Cultural Marxism
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>>135791485
no she's just hiding it in my mouth :3c
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>>135791637
oh my goodness!!!!!
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>>135790874
I hate Alan because he constantly forces himself despite acting like he is aware that he is not relevant outside of the thread. He is a mental freak who literally can't help but thirst for attention, and for whatever reason, he has chose this place to hunt for it, probably because it's filled with pathetic faggots like you, who also need to be hung.

Stop posting about yourself, Alan the Man, you are fucking pathetic.
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>>135791272
I don't think she should get surgery. Are you blind or just a fag?
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nkr probably has a secret crush on croni............
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what would u give up to hold hands with cronikeys for 1 minute.. id give everything i have desu
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>>135791191

1) no she doesn't

2) she posts once a day tops and manages our team list

3) who gives a shit if she speedruns or not. she's done a lot for the community
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where will you be when downie brownie cucks ion into 3rd place in ape escape 2
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>>135792005
>de hippie spacing
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>>135791756
>being called a man is an insult
you're a man, too. BURN amiright
>>
any community that does ironic gay posting eventually becomes full of actual fags thinking they are welcome
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>>135792005
Yes he does.

There is NO justification for attention whoring, especially about IRRELEVANT shit in a place where you are not RELEVANT. The team list is fucking bullshit, why would anyone care about heing in a tranny list? Fucking disgusting.

He has done fuck all for the community. Finding a few odd bits in Banjo-Kazooie about 4 years ago isn't doing anything for the community. If he really wanted to do the community a favour he would off himself ASAP.
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>>135792163
liking a post-op transsexual who is based as fuck isn't gay
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>>135792303
you are incredibly gay, just come out of the closet its 2016
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>>135792056
gathering monkey images to discredit his hard work
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>>135792257
>he has to kill himself or I won't respect him
faggot

>>135792406
he has tits and looks like a girl what's the problem
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>muh community
>don't bully the trannies!
>only cultural marxism & liberal social agendas allowed!
>self-mutilation and hormones are totally normal :&)
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i have never been more disgusted at a thread in my fucking life, fucking kill yourselves
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>>135792480
only in your gay mind he does
>>
imagine croni getting straight up SLAMMED in the rear by a big ol black fella
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remember when people just ignored this and didn't make it worse than it is now?
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>>135792831
>ywn see the MHC gangbang croni video
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>>135792056
hopefully watching my boy's stream when it happens.
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>>135793020
>werster left out in the corner playing gbc and also frowning

make it happen
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>>135792626
you first narcismo
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>>135792626
I can't kill myself yet. I still have to make sure an offspring comes into this world so I can have a lite version of me continuing to plague this world.
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is any% dead for real now
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>>135793518
>imperial measurements
How to spot a cuck 101.
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>>135793704
>eurocuck
don't talk to me
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>>135793539
jesus christ. please don't remind me that the people who post in this thread might reproduce someday. i try not to even think of them as human beings who breathe the same air as me.
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Can someone please start a "Speedtranny General" on /lgbt/? I think it would help clear the discussion up, without stifling our freedom of expression.
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>>135793928
wording this. there should honestly be a containment board for all attention whoring trannies and the faggots who are desperate enough to speak to them.
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>>135793884
I won't just have one small version of me running around plaguing this world. I'll have TWO
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>>135793879
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>>135793928
remember when someone made a Twitch Drama general and it didnt even last a day before dying and those faggots started coming right back over here?
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>>135795365
i think "i" do anyway
basically tried feeding off of remove horror and doing more
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>>135795365
How did it die when it's what keeps this general alive?
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>Croni is the exact same as all of the tranny SJWs in the community
She's the last bastion of hope fucking retards
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>>135795821
because nobody wants to admit that all they wanna do is gossip about internet drama so they mask it as speedrunning content
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>>135796313
ignore whinefags. goal right now is to get more people to post streams and splits. there are 5 or 6 faggots who like causing trouble, but most of /srg/ before they got all pissy was comfy and a nice way to meet cool new runners of obscure games

shine on newfriends
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>he uses livesplit
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>>135797253
lmao, there is literally no reason to cling to any oldboisplit they are all objectively worse, uglier, and with less features
>>
twitch.tv
/snowfats

xcom wr attempts
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>>135797253
>he's a carefag
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last year around this time, SDA would have an average of 90+ active people on their forums, the year before they would have an average of 130+ active people on their forums.

they currently have 40 people logged in right now.

GDQs officially killed speedrunning. GDQs killed sda because all the admins and mods are too concerned with making money through GDQs than to revive and grow sda as a site. so now sda is slowly dying. the sda irc is on the verge of being completely deleted. this is the sign of the times. gone are the days where people played video games for fun. now are the days when people will only care about speedrunning if they can get popular.

it's been a fun ride anons, but it will take a miracle to salvage this hobby. too much damage has been done via GDQs. the greed cannot be stopped. even mike uyama himself bailed on this community, except of course when he needs to collect his $100,000 paycheck.
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>>135798519
what does gdq have to do with sda forums dying? it's way more about sda as a site that's been surpassed by many other sites and resources that are more updated, more relevant, more modern, etc.
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>>135798986
This, there's so many better resources out there that who gives a shit about a spambot-infested forum with a dead-as-fuck IRC?
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>>135798986
im guessing because all the gdq boys are the sda admins and they don't give a shit about sda anymore. why care about a site that doesn't make you money when they can focus on gdqs that give them enough money a year to live comfortably?

sda had its chance to remain relevant but they decided to focus on gdqs instead. this is the result of that decision.
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night night hope i never wake up!
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>>135801437
wow same! goodnight!
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dfw no1 words ur post
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Y, niqquh? SHIEEETTT u already kno da name o da game...

BECUH HEAD-CRAN SAID SO
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>>135803694
stop being epic
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>>135803694
>>
>>135803880
>>135803934
i wudnt even doin nothin doe
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>>135801437
>>135801493
>>135802208
dis shyt aint even speedrun-related doe
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mhc strim
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imagine a world without doracrab
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>>135806172
*bird laughs*
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>>135806354
how is squid in the same pic twice?
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>>135806423
>page 10
rip /srg/
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I'm just posting to give this thread another unique IP.
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It's a comfortable sunday why isn't slayer streaming Monster Hunter, FC3 or Saints Row 2 right about now
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>>135814648
thanks it really helps us out
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brb soylent
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guys a streamer banned me can you raid him please :(
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>>135786973
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i wanna die
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>>135775602
>I'm not fast enough to get laid for my times
Just as expected of a speedcuck
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now dont ever ask me to stream xcom again
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>>135825406
>falling for shitters memes
you have only yourself to blame
>>
turbo controllers are bad!! fuck japan!!!

*mashes through 12 minutes of slow text in unskippable cutscene*
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tfw no comfy kint stream
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>>135830580
iktf, please come back kint
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>>135831485
Meows exposed him as a grind monkey doe
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>>135832965
>2016
>grind monkey

give it up ion, you got bested
>>
Read Pvtcbs Twitter, someone report it to the police.
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>>135833984
hahaha
>>
This is the year

The rest of the cuts https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B0mH5ZjXvhhgpsiR-PsIB2fxo8WXyH4VX_t529KX9nc/edit#gid=0
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I used to love Trihex but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.

He hates being the nigger but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. Super Mario Maker, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real streamer, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken stream, his bitch girlfriend walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.

I think he'd kill himself if not for the SMM money, but with his girlfriend's reputation I doubt he's maintaining any of it in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
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>>135836708
Forgot my pic lmao
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>>135830934
my man
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tfw no anime to cuddle with
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tfw no 10 little White daughters to raise
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>>135839123
iktf
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>>135839123
sad feel
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>>135839123
nkr....
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>>135839123
M1...
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>>135839123
Medievil...
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>>135839123
squid...
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>>135839123
Alan...
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>my speedgame has been dead for months
>now, 2 runs in 2 days
>new WR
suddenly I feel like playing again
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*gets carpal tunnel syndrome*
A-at least I'm not cheater who uses Turbo!!!
>>
*cheats*at least i don't have carpal tunnel syndrome
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>>135842518
>Turbo controllers literally TIED to the console
>not official, you are cheating if you use it

>VC, iQue, Tingle Tuner
>it's faster and official, you are not speedrunning, if you don't use them
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>>135842938
forgot pic
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>>135842938
who cares besides autistic neckbeards such as yourself and cosmo?
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>>135843442
>waah waah I've been exposed
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our girl just went online lads
she's looking so cute today
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tfw ur girl sowwie keeps banning you
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>>135845287
We're gonna need a lotta rope to fix this mess
And a tall tree, in case you didn't get my point.
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>>135845287
no monochrome filter
he must be feeling pretty fuckin good today
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LOL!
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twitter dot com slash bad layouts
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>>135847110
based blueglass giving us a stream
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>>135847134
very wasteful indeed

we don't all have bandwidth to spare on black squares ya daft cunt, make every pixel count
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when is my time
>>
hey i hope someone kills me soon!
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>>135848161
depends, are you for or against Donald J. Trump
>>
She's looking pretty good.
>>
>she
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>>135849482
It's just a pronoun. Why do you care?
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>>135849529
this isn't a fantasy world, marxist
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please just let me die. please.
being alive is just pain all day
just end me.
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>>135849639
right back at you, nazi
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Making some progress on this trick
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>>135849974
dude nice
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pvtcb you have my support through thick and thin
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>stats for nerds
>resolution
>framerate
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>>135847454
how do you make "every pixel count" with 3 squares in a square display
retard
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>>135849974
this is NOT monster hunter
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>>135852082
us nerds right?! xD
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>>135755072
curry is a meme
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>>135852334
It's also the bad stalker game
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>>135852816
bad stalker game is redundant lol...
>>
What anime are you looking forward in the spring season?
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>>135852678
thanks for the late response!
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>>135852975
sorta, more things for group watches
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>>135852127
I ain't a mathematician, but there must be a more efficient way than that
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kill me pls
>>
>stream
>viewerbase consists of typical twitch stream monsters
>everyone has a bad sense of humor, cant relate to them etc
>watch srg streams
>its like theyre all really friends and such
>have dreams of streaming and chat being fun
>stream
>le reset xD Kappa
>>
*has meltdown on social media*
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>>135854580
post your stream when you go live then senpai
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>>135854580
what game
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>>135855149
boring shit you wouldn't like
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>>135854580
People on srg are good at pretending to be your friend when they have their names attached to them, but if you give them even a little bit of ammo they'll use it against you in a heartbeat to get everyone to turn against you. At least random stream monsters are watching you because they have some kind of interest in what you're playing, you should be thankful. Also unless you're some kind of epic thread meme or involved in some clique, most people from srg just open your stream so they'll show up in your viewerlist.
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>>135855274
hotline miami?
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>>135847454
i know this is a shitpost, but x264 encoding is efficient, between keyframes that black space consumes a negligible amount of bandwidth. this isn't the year 2000.
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>>135854580
>>its like theyre all really friends and such
lmao
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>>135856271
shut the fuck up meows
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>>135857104
Go look at the srg team right now. The only person with viewers is the FOTM tranny.
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>>135854580
fuck you man i would be happy to have any viewers.
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>>135857432
you weren't crying when those "backstabbers" viraled you to your precious sixty viewers
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>>135857432
Slayer gets triple that and he's hardly FOTM.
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>>135857847
thanks for the update slayer
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>>135857432
I make it a point to not support ANY srg streamers.
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>>135858092
thanks for the update slayer
>>
your going home you fucking fag
>>
I want to FUCK cronikeys. I don't even care if she has a penis
>>
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
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>>135858727
word dude WORD
>>
>>135858624
woah buddy cmon, thats a bit too far
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>>135858773
Croni is the one who can bring about this change:
>Goose's endorsement
>Pac's endorsement
>Cosmo's endorsement
>Donald Trump's endorsement
>GDQ's endorsement

What more do you need? Cronikeys is the leader we need at a time like this.
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>>135858773
>we
>>
*gets ammo on u*
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>>135860162
please put that back
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You can only speedrun games where you hold right and press jump sometimes 'til the end.

You scrubs probably don't even have frame perfect tricks in your casual speedruns.

#nintendohard
>>
*drops casings*
oh sorry about that
>>
oh yea well see how funny it is when your working at mcdonalds in 3 months and im still streaming
>>
>>135858773
thanks for the namedrop it really helps me out
>>
A bullet.

A bullet in the head of EVERY tranny nutter.
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>>135863080
no, the bullets must be used on the grind monkeys
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>>135863080
word word WORD
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>>135854580
i wish i had friends too.
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>>135858773
ion is about to be knocked to 3rd in ape escape
>>
im getting an ique for the baller CHN sf64 voices wish me luck
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>>135845287
>she
>>
>>135865669
thanks for the late response!
>>
When's the next Croni rally?
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>>135845287
>I'M A GIRL!
>bleaches hair
>doesn't take care of roots
>doesn't change appearance in any other way
>>
>>135866108
uhhh he's taking pills, didn't you see the tweet??!?!
>>
if cosmo tries to go to a speedrunning marathon... i'll be there. and i'll be ready to do what has to be done...
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>>135866502
Hug or bullet?
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>>135866502
are you skilled?
>>
>>135863080
stop talking and DO IT
>>
>>135866757
We'll see.
>>135866972
I'm about as autistic as adam lanza if that gives you any indication of my attitude and motivation. =)
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Just! Fucking! Speedrun!
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>>135868883
I'm scared
>>
someone hold me
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>>135869241
faggot
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>>135869171
Then fucking leave! This place is for speed running!
>>
>>135866502
What, you gon suck his girlcock dry?
>>
>>135869171
>>135869241
it'll be okay.
>>
>>135869720
fuck off fag
>>
>>135869720
i dont believe you this time
>>
>>135869995
thats okay. i still believe in you.
>>
>>135869720
>>135869995
>>135870160
fuck off faggots
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>>135870160
prepare to be let down
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>>135870237
shh shhhhh
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>>135870543
okay.
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Please just talk about speedrunning...
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>>135866502
Word, if you need a partner just let me know. I got your back for whatever happens, dude.
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>>135872009
kiss the nails
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>>135871053
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>>135863080
except croni
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>>135863080
can you hurry up and actually do this shit thanks, I'm waiting
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surprised at the communities for such niche games desu

they're very small but they're very vocal
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>>135871053
>>
>>135872009
kiss the bullet
>>
Malos stream Super Mario Land (GB) or Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA)
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>>135873281
whats your stream, LBA is one of my favourite games
>>
>>135874318
I can't. I still haven't gotten my new anxiety medication.
>>
You can't get anxiety from speedrunning.
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>>135741248
>>135741002
>>135740159
>>135739232
>>135739076
AND GAYBANG!!!
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>>135875708
jay raaawwwkk
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Slayer please stream
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>>135875768
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>>135874318
i will when i have more free time to dedicate to them (probably in a few weeks).
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>>135876414
Ok thanks m8 I love em
>>
I fucking hate all these people, everything they stand for and the content they produce both on social media and their stream but they played a video game once with a timer running so now im bound by law to follow them on twitter and watch their streams all the time
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tfw ur banned for ur girls sowwies stream :/
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Isn't it curious that nobody except our pet monkey ever puts the big speedrun games like SM64 or OoT in these blogsquares?
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>>135880000
Those games are overrated nintenyearold garbage. Real men speedrun masterpieces like Doom and GTA. Also, nice quads.
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>>135880525
madam...
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>>135880525
Word
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>>135878763
his name is ari
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>>135880000
>oot
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>>135880525
GTA is shite tho
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>>135880000
nice quads
>>
>>135881938
>>135881631
>>135880754
>>135880525
dropping a thick word on these posts
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>>135877454
same>>135882039
thanks slayer
>>
>>135882240
im not gayer (who should stream)
>>
Why is /srg/ so negative sometimes? It's not like people chose to be born transgendered.
>>
Why doesn't slayer stream? It's not like I choose to have nothing to do right now.
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>>135849974
how much does this skip
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>>135883207
because he's supporting our girl soe
>>
>serg is finally dying
thank god
>>
>>135883435
I'd support soe
With my dick lmao am I right guys
>>
speedrun breakdown
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>>135884064
oct 15th
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>>135884061
fag
>>
Is soylent kosher?
>>
>>135884064
the site actually went up not too long ago: twitter.com/narcissawright
>>
imagine if squid never found this place
>>
anyone got a flashcart for n64? thinking of getting one from krikzz

im wondering if it gives me (functionally) infinite saves, like for instance i could make a dozen copies of the rom for my speedgame, give them different filenames or something, put them on sd card, and they'd all be given separate saves.

can you do this? if you cant do this for whatever reason then its kind of a dealbreaker

also what other flashcarts do you have and are they any good?

thanks in advance speedboys
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>>135884743
imagine if none of us ever found this place
imagine if none of us ever found speedrunning
what kind of wonderful accomplishments could be have achieved?
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>>135884743
>>135885364
>tfw you indirectly led wally to this place
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>>135885364
I'd be a lot more bored and would've probably offed myself desu senpai
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>>135885364
we* haha woops
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about to go live with harvest moon wish me luck
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>>135886274
What kind of a culturally Marxist name is "Harvest Moon"? And why would you want to live with them?
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>>135886454
good one. filtered
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>>135885364
i had some good times here so i dont regret it.
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>>135885364
i was incredibly depressed when i found /srg/ and speedrunning, so it occupied my time for a bit
i'm better now though, so i've been going on serg less and less, which is for the better tbqh because it is going to shit
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>>135871053
you're welcome for the late reply
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>>135882825
die
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>>135884245
there isn't anything more kosher
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sup fám hmu with some of those (You)s i really could use em rn
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>>135875167
/DocPaisley
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when's easter speedster
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>>135891137
April 16 - 23
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you
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she said its lack of sex thats bringing me down
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>>135893334
Excuse me?
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is highlighting still fucked up for anyone else?
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>>135871053
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>>135885476
and he dragged me down into this
this is all your fault
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>>135895294
This is important; will we get fucking memed on?
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>>135873868
>oni
Anon, who are you
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>>135899813
that's everyone's boy radgecast
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>>135726329
The text is really hard to read. Can you change the color?
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happy birthday striker
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>>135884743
Been here since the /v/ threads and have done nothing but speedrun regularly and gain thread popularity due to consistant streams. Keep crying about that one post you think was me though.
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>>135903528
>being a laughing stock = popular
lmao fuck off loser
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>>135903528
thanks for the late response!
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>>135903919
The jealous tears of baby stream monsters on 4chan aren't people.
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>>135903528
You're only "popular" (20 viewers is not popular lmao) because you made sure you were the center of attention for a year and a half. Get over yourself you ugly egotist
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>>135904062
...
You're right. Tears aren't people.
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*bird laughs*
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>>135904062
>insulting your only viewerbase
Reminder this is the same kid that wanted everyone but himself off the /srg/ list because he's a jealous little monkey who needs all the attention for himself.
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Imagine Squid's first job interview.

>so it says here you're pushing 30, never had a job, still live at home and have ugly holes in your mouth. care to expand on that a little further?
>UHH EXCUSE ME? I AM LIQUIDXSQUID I PLAYED APE ESCAPE FOR 9239485432 HOURS DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK???
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Did cosmo delete his suicide not video?
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>>135904198
>>135904290
>>135904336
>>135904371
>>135904686
here lies a list of people who need to hang themselves
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>>135905440
*bird cries*
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>>135905440
if everyone that hated you hung themselves you would get 0 views
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>>135905440
see:
>>135793539
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based goose
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>>135905669
stop crying
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Hi all speedfriends,
I am jug jug and I want you to all know of my new speedgamer group. It's exclusively for Juggalos. Please reply if you want to join. Don't bother replying if your a hater.
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>>135904686
>a flustered NEET with no job wrote this about someone who is more attractive than them and and actually has a job
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>>135906303
grinding 18 hours a day isn't a job
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>>135906912
>doesn't argue about the attractive part
deadcrab...
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>>135906912
squiddles aint even be active doe
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>>135907119
i'm not the guy you responded to so i can't comment on the looks part
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>>135907119
squid is pretty gross desu
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70 star
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can you faggots shut the fuck up, you're clearly being baited by someone
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>>135906303
as opposed to a NEET with a job? lol
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>>135907490
It's not bait.

I am clearly more attractive than you, have more WRs than you, more friends than you, and could have fucked the girl that you all wish you could fuck. Stay fucking mad.
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Reminder that Squid did LITERALLY nothing wrong and this is just Yarumasi shitposting because he's salty he got exposed
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>>135908062
considering squid shitposts about everyone, it was pretty fair of yarumasi to assume so
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>>135908062
can we draw attention to the fact that yarumasi was shit talking squid on his private twitter while sucking up to him in his stream before and after someone leaked the shit talking?
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>>135908062
Squid is an asshole but all you have to do is unfollow him. posting about him just gives him what he wants
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>>135908274
imagine actually thinking you know who is posting. imagine being as retarded as yarumasi
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i just acheived a personal best.
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>>135909298
congrats senpai!
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>>135908535
seems ok to me

>>135909298
what game?
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>>135909298
good job
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did condemned 2 ever get a PC release?
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>>135909298
u aint even no speedrunna doe
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who are >we watching?
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>>135910747
is this a serious question?? spike and pie.
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Slayer does your meme category include resolving the Sultan Beard conflict or not? I'm looking at routing the pre pripyat stuff.
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>>135910957
WHY DO FAGGOTS ALWAYS COME IN PAIRS???
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>>135910747
Top speedstreams right now:
>darbian
>biinny
>chaotic ace
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I'm going to go learn a new strategy so I can compete with World Record. Wish me luck!!
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>>135911103
Good luck senpai!!
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OK, so I'm still new here. Can someone please explain to me: who is this "squid" and "headcrab" people keep talking about?
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>>135910747
my life flashing before my eyes.

>>135911103
luck
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>>135911226
squid speedruns and is our boi: tv/liquidxsquid
headcrab is a shitter stream monster who has like 20 accounts and doesnt speedrun
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>>135854580
flattery won't improve your poor reading skills, you absolute nothing
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>>135895659
Lol
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>http://krautchan.net/int/thread-33853650.html

Alright, which one of you motherfuckers did this?
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>>135913450
>Oh come on. Trihex is maybe the single most nice negro out there.
Germans are so dumb desu
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>>135913450

idk but im triggerd af
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>>135914262
>de hippie spacing
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>>135914530
>so they won't know if ive been samefagging Kappa
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>>135910982
most of us agree neutral is the best ending if it's possible to do in a run, if you want to shoot the shit about the route with pyrius and me add me on steam http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198050612553
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>>135913450
>krautchan
poopfist
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1r9bgsKtZuiDupzpf9phCpHZZHbFvv7_pUui2T8SfZJQ/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
Here's the schedule for Easter Speedsters! Get hype guys! HOIP
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>>135917004
easter and speedster DO NOT rhyme
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what makes you happy
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>>135918176
a comfy slayerofbabies stream
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>>135918176
breaking the rules. not the law, but the rules
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>>135918176
this one person who watches my literal who stream every day
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>>135918176
benzos
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>>135918176
I don't know of anything that makes me happy
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>>135918176
being above it all
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>>135919331
birdxbrain...
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>>135918176
>>>/pol/68156545
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>>135920348
>Mexico
Doracrab...
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https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/707786359126171648
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>pretends to not read the thread
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>pretends to not be a man
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*vapes the thread*
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*rapes the thread*
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/srg/ - Dispensing "sleeping pills" to tranny nutters since 2013
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>>135914142
>nobody reports on this because it's a white chick sexually assaulting a white man
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>reads every post of every thread meticulously
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>when the bot network is offline
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>>135926221
Croni why don't you like trannies if you are one
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>>135926609
I don't hate anybody
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>>135926747
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/661672952136601600

but also https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/696839961241235457 desu
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So I'm new to this sort of thing and one of the streamers I watched said "glot" a lot and I don't know what that means. He used it in too many contexts for me to try to ascertain what the acronym is for. Any help?
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101 IPs
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>>135926609
>>135926747
to EXPAND on this answer, I dislike people who define themselves by physical attributes instead of personality, hobbies, knowledge, skills, whatever.. I find it hard to believe the "stuff" (to use an official ShakeSpear word[1]) life is about boils down to one mental illness

like cancer survivors where that becomes their sole identity- hella gay, and I don't dislike cancer survivors. Same goes for people with the speedrunning gene

>>135926912
first tweet - DSM-V is a joke. One of my first wake-up signs that leftists were growing dangerous

second tweet - i think i was joking about shunning squid or something on snapchat

[1] The Tempest (Billy S)
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>>135927507
>I dislike people who define themselves by physical attributes
then why do you run narcissa's website?
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>>135927507
wooah didnt ask for a novel there bradbury
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>>135927507
he lied to you don't try to cover that up tell us what he lied about
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>>135927865
I bought the domain so one of those hackers from redit wouldn't. We've made peace and I'm a unifier. It's how I got Goose's endorsement for Speed President after calling him such things as "Canadian" and "Ryan"

>>135927992
day of the soft rains incoming and you'll be sadbury

>>135928013
We worked it out.. besides I don't want to associate with pedos (not that he did that)
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Sometimes i wonder if Croni takes these stances to curry favor with Sergians and what not. I hope it's genuine and she's not just hiding her pain.
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Next GDQ when
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>>135928117
>We've made peace and I'm a unifier
No, you're two-faced and are playing both sides. Narcissa has made it 100% clear that he hates srg and what it stands for.
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>tfw hopelessly in love with Cronikeys
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croni and cosmo are equally mentally ill
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>>135927337
Maybe he was saying "glod" which is an epic corruption of "gold"? As in a gold split, meaning the fastest segment time obtained so far
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>>135928298
>he hasn't read taotd
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>it's an irrelevant tranny blogging about xerself episode
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cronikeys why do you mess with these poor guys hearts

the fuck is wrong with you stop playing with there heaeds
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>>135928739
>weakling who doesn't defend his honor
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>>135928878
why did you delete?
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>>135928642
>I have no point so I'll post a meme
Guess what, making one lukewarm tweet to Narcissa doesn't make you a unifier, you fraudulent tranny.
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>>135929251
what meme? it's literally a part of the art of the deal.

there's nothing fraudulent about me. we've had numerous conversations and have each extended our own version of an olive branch. i disagree on a lot of issues, but that doesn't mean I'll disrespect the opinion of others. You'll get one-sided echo chambers otherwise. You wouldn't want that anon, would you? if so then fuck off
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>>135928891
answer the fucking question
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>>135928891
>>135929674
I love these guys. They're my people
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Did Cosmo have a meltdown here? I heard from a different general that Cosmo or Narcissa had a meltdown recently and would like some links to it please
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>>135929802
his entire life is a meltdown
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>>135929802
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/707364939300675584
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>>135929802
twitter now leave and never come back
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>>135929914
Cool and thanks

Anything else
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>>135926221
What breed is that cute doggy?
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>>135929914
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>>135929802
what a fucking retard posting that screencap. that just shows that he reads /srg/ and what they say upsets him.
doing that will make it 10x worse for him now, grats retard
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>>135929536
Your "multiple conversations" have boiled down to shit, and from what I can see from Narcissa, all that was conceded is that "Everyone from srg is shit EXCEPT for Cronikeys". Even beneziaa has taken a more staunch position than you.

>You'll get one-sided echo chambers otherwise.
This is srg, not twitter. No one here wants the tranny agenda around.
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>>135930294
>tweets are liderally the only place you can have a conversation
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>>135930435
Yeah, I'm sure he has totally reversed his opinions of srg and not just extended his "own version of an olive branch" like you said! Good job!
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>>135930791
You're a spritely little tard. You're mixing together like 4 unrelated things

olive branch: me buying domain
convos: private
anti-srg tweet: reply with a joke
this convo: you're conflating my patience

long short of it is you're just a whiny, argumentative guy who enjoys fighting even when nobody is really sure what you're fighting for so i'll just say

>>135929990
Papillon :) He's a qt
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based croni laying the smackdown on birdxbrain
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>>135916063
I have two people i know irl on my friends list. I'm not adding you shitters.
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>>135931045
>wahh I've been exposed
You've been exposed
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>>135931296
as what even? god expose guy is the worst

you're the worst expose guy. i'll through you in an empty well and leave you down there
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>>135931045
>>135931351
Yeah, you've done nothing for this tranny shit and just want people to think you have. You can fuck off with the self-righteous shit now.
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>>135931440
what tranny shit what the fuck are you even talking about?? you're relating like 3 different events
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>>135931493
and they all have to do with you and narcissa, who has pretty much completely destroyed the public image of this general
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>>135931989
>destroyed the public image of this general
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>>135931989
the only people who are destroying this general are the people who literally cannot stop replying to shitposts and giving attention to irrelevant people. you're destroying the image of this general, anon.

you are. but still cronikeys needs to fuck off and find somewhere else to get attention.
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>>135931989
what the fuck are you on about i'm dipping out of this convo ???


night night guys
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>>135932502
And PLEASE stay away you attention whore, tranny freak.
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Everyone calm the fuck down or I will do it.
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>>135932871
just do it so you stop wasting posts threatening to do so and move on
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DIE trannies DIE
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>>135933140
i created this meme and i will fight you to the death over it
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>>135933170
Except croni
>>
Belkin stream
>>
the doggy dies tonight
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I was just out ️ and I got complimented on my new skirt
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>>135927507
Is it impossible for trannies to write a coherent sentence?
>>
just got partnered lads

what should my sub alert be?
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>>135941113
Zelda jingle followed by "Cool beans"
Or a clip of you going "FUDGE MUFFINS EVERYTHING NOOOOOO"
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>>135941113
goatse pooping out cosmo faces with knitchan saying "can you stop" loudly on repeat for 20 seconds
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>>135941113
HassanChop
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I-I love you, anime! Please go out with me!!
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>>135942443
>>
Slayerofbabies more like do a turok tutorial
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>>135946478
Watch a run and imitate it, stop being so fucking lazy.
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>>135947972
Fuck off it's not about being lazy, some people are just interested in how the mechanics of the game work (and learn from the experience of others) rather than just blindly copying runs you retard.
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>>135948185
No, fuck off, none of this is necessary. If you want to understand, play the game, just like he did. There is no such thing as 'blindly copying runs'. This is how you learn how to run the game. You are literally learning how to run the game but watching what he does and doing it yourself.
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A BULLET (ammunition) in the head of EVERY tranny (transgender) nutter, (ESPECIALLY croni)
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>>135948839
so when can we see some results from you?
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>>135948839
nutter butter
>>
There is no such thing as 'blindly copying runs'. - brainless avian simian chav
>>
i've been gone for a while, who are people referring to when they talk about birds?
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Rare photo of cronikeys and squid.
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>>135952383
me.
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>>135950432
there is no such thing as an avian simian
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post yfw someone misgenders ya girl
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>>135953582
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>>135883396
This skips the final two sections of the hospital that can take roughly 5-7 minutes to get through.
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>>135953582
>>135953769
epic samefag. get out with your headcrab memes
>>
>>135955714
calm down buddy
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>>135948839
except croni
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>>135948839
croni is cute, CUTE!!
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>>135956247
ESPECIALLY croni
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>>135956495
delete this marxist tranny propaganda
>>
who am i allowed to nuthug in this itt
>>
>>135948839
Croni aint even trans doe
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>>135959148
members of the mhc like kirbymastah and big jon
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>>135959148
NKR
>>
reminder that this is speedrunning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aksZ9PVfT0
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>>135959628
speaking of big jon, he continues to cry on social media about nes golf not getting a chance in marathons while it got accepted into NASA and he dropped out because he realized he couldn't grow his "brand" from NASA since no one will be watching NASA.
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>>135960376
reminder that you made this reason up for him dropping out. its not unbelievable, but nonetheless, you made it up.
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>>135960615
just like they made up that grommr stuff. srg just likes to start rumors.
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>>135961117
grommr stuff had real evidence. this is just literally made up. like he dropped out, and then someone made up a reason.
>>
>>135960376
>>135961181
to be quite honest, if i was big jon and the same people who made fun of you for your gay big belly fetish were hosting a marathon, i wouldn't go either.
>>
>>135961720
Honestly lying about the grommr stuff was worse than the stuff itself.
Especially such an obviously false lie--I can't believe there are actual nuthuggers who accepted his excuse.
>>
tfw you have 2TB full of slayers past broadcasts :3
>>
tfw ur banned from your girl sowwie's stream :/
>>
>>135962361
>>135963415
die faggots
>>
I want to buy ds3 on the day of release, but no doubt will most streamers have their lets play stream on that day

should i just not buy it and watch them
>>
>>135965705
Buy it and start speedrunning it right away. If you already have partner status and a decent number of viewers, you can easily follow in the footsteps of Weewee and Trihex and transition to a let's player.
>>
>those fags who aren't speedrunners and only play splatoon or some shit and still list 'speedrunner' in their twitter bio

kek?
>>
my speedgame has an in-game timer, but you can only see it when you save the game and check the file
thing is, once you finish the game, it takes you back to the menu
the very last point that you can save the game, it still requires inputs to finish and trigger the ending

should it just be timed in realtime?
>>
>>135967525
>using igt ever
real time my dude
>>
>>135967525
*posts irrelevant sonic footage*
>>
Stop White genocide
>>
>>135885068
i have the n64 everdrive and i dont believe it does any sort of save states. id like to be wrong, save states would really help me cheat in my speedgames
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>>135970242
I actually meant real game saves, not states. Say you want to practice trick x/y/z on console without having a certain condition triggered/consumed etc, being a certain point into the run. This would be an alternative to needing more than 1 cartridge of the actual game
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>>135845291
>>135878763
>>135963415
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>>135970542
oh, yeah, if the game uses cart saves, then yeah.
>>
http://nytimes.com/2016/03/21/technology/flinging-emojis-twitch-chatters-revel-as-julia-child-cooks.html
An outsider's perspective on twitch
Disgusting desu senpai baka
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>>135972260
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
im gay
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>>135975574
same
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>>135975574
we know meows
>>
nkr loves fucking boy butt man
i get it i epic but i get not a thing for slayer man he a fagot bro
>>
>>135975615
post kik
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>>135975574
i am too
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>>135975794
what the fuck is kik
>>
>>135975937
this is sparta *kiks you* LOL
>>
>>135975937
an IM platform for fags and pedophiles
>>
>>135975978
haha lol!! :)
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>>135975915
hc post your kik
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>>135976215
i dont have one
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>>135973082
every video streaming site does that

the only thing twitch has a monopoly on is KAPPA KEVINTURTLE HYPE
>>
>>135975574
out
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>>135975794
you first
>>
zfg stream please. it has been almost a week.
>>
>>135975661
backstabber
>>
tfw no anime to cuddle with
>>
>>135980006
you can cuddle with me
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>>135979194
zfg is busying doing route changes and actually progressing oot hundo. unlike clint, literal grindmonkey.
>>
>>135980245
do you have a cute butt?
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I can get into this damn room but I can't get out.
If I could find a way out that would save so much time.

What a ball ache.
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>>135982538
weow i loved that game :O
>>
>>135982538
>>135982962
what game is this?
>>
>>135983354
little big adventure
>>
>Jontron/projared/any youtube fuck reviews your niche speedgame
>suddenly it's littered with meme-cringe
>yfw
>>
>>135986461
What game?
>>
god i fucking hate myself.
>>
>>135987880
why?
>>
>>135987880
I like u doe
>>
>>135980313
He should still stream himself timing the route.

>>135986529
Sonic Adventure 2
>>
>>135987880
u alright desu
>>
>>135980006
>>135980245
>>135980412
Dis aint even speedrun-related doe
>>
>>135988248
whats your stream? i might drop the first one and just run that one.
>>
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BREAKING NEWS!
>BREAKING NEWS!
Narcissa aka Cosmo is organizing an all LGBT speedrunning marathon.
>Narcissa aka Cosmo is organizing an all LGBT speedrunning marathon.
Only members of the LGBT community and their allies may attend.
>Only members of the LGBT community and their allies may attend.
>>
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>>135988929
Bullshit
>>
Can I join the LGBT if I'm not a homo or a tranny?
>>
>>135989425
just say you're *insertmemeoftheweek"sexual and cry a lot and demand support

they'll let you in
>>
http://kotaku.com/nintendo-deletes-every-stage-by-prominent-mario-maker-s-1766213101
>>
fap then run
or run then fap
>>
>>135991249
can i get a pastebin please
>>
>>135991468
fap run fap
>>
whats up cfb
>>
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>sunday afternoon
>literally zero ( 0 ) good streams
>>
>>135991249
that fag deserves it.
>>
>>135992576
its monday you dweeb.
>>
Hello super mario maker / anime general have you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozC5aru8tYw
>>
>>135991249
What a fantastic non-story
>>135992576
Marco is live
>>
>>135992967
trash game
trash anime
trash girl
trash life
kys
>>
>>135992967
qt
>>
>>135993029
tell him to stop speaking baguette
>>
>>135991249
You can't speedrun Mario Maker
>>
>>135994042
thanks croni. your opinion, as always, has been noted.
>>
>>135991249
This is why you NEVER base your livelihood on Nintendo ANYTHING
>>
>>135994042
>doesn't know about the sick 'unlock all course creation tools' category
>>
>>135991249
Will Narcissa kill itself over this?
>>
>>135991249
>koTICK-TOCKu
>>
>>135991249
It's POO a cabaret entertainer?
streaming is just a hobby to him because he gets to entertain people and play vidya

I'm glad gawker is going under
>>
>>135852127
get rid of chat on screen put webcam over the bottom corner of gameplay since that's not really used in smash
>>
>>135988929
And after all, you're my wonderwall
>>
what anime is that?
>>
hold on guys, I'm making the new thread
>>
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>grrlll gamur on speedrun
>not even playing
every single, goddamn time
>>
>>135998958
>>135998958
>>135998958
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>>135998570
she has nice teeth
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