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>Breakout
>Customs
A quarter of /hg/ has done their duty. Have you?
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Thread.
Second for memays
hg needs to sleep, and to not watch an anime called only boku.
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>>135667982
hg/tage preview edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP2XH6hrtss
This preview only has a few of the multi kills and none of the memes.
There's still a lot of clips to be added and a lot of edits to be made. I'm anticipating the release to be in the middle of next month. I'll start using adobe premiere pro instead of movie maker.
If anyone has any clips where they lag and die during the beginning of a round in breakout, send it in. Any custom game clips are welcome as well. There is no current deadline so I'm still accepting and reviewing universal clips whether you're in the spartan company or not. If you're not in the spartan company, send it to me again.
>>135677561
Haha time for-
Oh, alright. Uh, thanks?
Fucking normalfags need to leave NOW
>>135678557
>not available due to some bullshit in my country
Great!
>>135678557
Just remember the a key and the c key are your friends. (to cut videos and then go back to normal mouse)
Also like >>135679407 said, you may want to use royalty free music so everyone can see it, copyright music is kinda poopy to use on youtube.
And if you have any questions I'll try to answer them if I'm around, but I may not be around too often
>>135673272
When I go to waypoint, I counted all of the Rare and Uncommon shit (not the emblems), and ended up with 309 or some number near that, which I heven't unlocked and then divide by 2and multiply by 5000 gets me 1,595,000, I may be a retard and not accounting for something.
Arena REQ Bundle is on sale on Amazon for $12, better price than shitty gold packs, I might buy one and save the code till I finish Silvers and then use it to get a headstart on the gold grind.
> tfw finally done with Gold packs and can finally start saving up for the next update without getting backlogged
>1 week
i wonder what playing with bronze ranked players is like
POO
>>135678557
>my clip is the first one
feels good man
>>135680432
Is this real or staged in customs?
>>135680595
Real bronze, never seen the ducking behind cover strat before
>>135678557
>tfw i'm in the preview
nice
>>135680432
If this were a world without energy shields, that'd be a really interesting gunfight.
>>135678557
>that time muffin rammed a banshee into like seven guys
>I was there for that
>even saw it happen
>I'm in the clip
That was a hearty laugh he had. He went fucking nuts.
>It's been 7 games later
>Halo 5 is STILL retrieving data
>>135679407
I'll make sure it's available universally when the final version is out. sorry family
>>135679587
Thanks bro, I appreciate that
>>135680539
your clip is not the first one, I cut the beginning
>>135681260
Nigger just quit your game over the Dashboard and restart it
>>135680539
>>135681312
unless you just meant in the preview
gonna go to bed now. I'll answer anything else tomorrow morning then I have to go to work.
>>135681529
>Implying I should be proactive towards solving my problems instead of just sulking
It's like you WANT me to take responsibility.
>A literal who right now
>Gold packs giving me rocket and gauss hogs
good thing I never use warthogs because random teammates can't be trusted.
>>135681851
Would you not take responsibility with your waifu?
>Halo 3: Spark says Chief is forerunner explaining that forerunners were ancient humans which is still ambiguous since there's no definite confirmation since Sparks is fucking crazy although it explains a lot
>Halo 4: Lol no Forerunners and humans were separate but humans had a war with Forerunners and lost and then got cyber-enslaved to fight the Flood but for some reason were chosen to succeed the Forerunners anyway
>Halo 5: Did you want us to acknowledge any of the stuff we said in 4 besides Cortana dying? Lol, what?
>>135684218
Don't forget the big one
>Halo 4: humans made the flood, despite it being previously implied that the forerunners did it and tried to stop the flood out of shame for their own creation, rationalizing why they thought it would be a good idea to nuke themselves
>>135684218
>>135685843
Halsey:
>Once this is done, ONI will order you to kill us both
>ONI proceeds to have absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the game, outside of what's mentioned of Locke's background
>>135684218
It was dubious, but most lore fans on B.Net well versed in the canon believed there was a definite distinction between Humans and Forerunners (though we now know that behind the scenes it wasn't necessarily the case). Regardless, the solution that both were based on the same Precursor concepts is a nice way of bridging things, I think.
>>135685843
>Halo 4: humans made the flood
What? Humans were running from the Flood.
>despite it being previously implied that the forerunners did it
No? IRIS stated up front that they were extragalactic.
>>135686225
>Locke's background
Not even, they literally just do nothing but issue the original order. The only other thing ONI does in 5 is be a medium for the colonists/Arbiter to rag on you in those silly forced non combat missions.
>>135686842
>What? Humans were running from the Flood.
Waypoint video said humans "were running from their own creation."
>No? IRIS stated up front that they were extragalactic.
Before 4, Flood were Precursors who used biological warfare on themselves as a suicide tactic to take the Forerunners to hell with them. Since the Forerunners started the war in the first place, they saw it as their responsibility.
>>135687128
>Waypoint video said humans "were running from their own creation."
I haven't watched the Waypoint videos, but there's a high chance that the quote is wrong. Halo 4 in itself exclusively says that humanity was running from the Flood and doesn't fill us in on the details of their creation. Silentium did (or it at least supported the ideas present in Cryptum and Primordium), and it came out after Halo 4.
>Before 4, Flood were Precursors who used biological warfare on themselves as a suicide tactic to take the Forerunners to hell with them. Since the Forerunners started the war in the first place, they saw it as their responsibility.
Not necessarily. Flood was an accident by the Precursors, but the ones that didn't go into stasis did end up repurposing it as their revenge. Forerunners did not make the Flood in any way, shape, or form outside of being their food.
>>135688775
>but there's a high chance that the quote is wrong.
Well, it's a direct quote from the Librarian. I've had this discussion in /hg/ like four times before, so you can go watch the videos yourself this time.
>Not necessarily. Flood was an accident by the Precursors, but the ones that didn't go into stasis did end up repurposing it as their revenge. Forerunners did not make the Flood in any way, shape, or form outside of being their food.
What I said last post is exactly what happened, why it happened, and how the Forerunners took it. It was their fault and "their" creation.
Ggs, ya memespewing cucks
Any groups playing ? Questioning whether I should get on or sleep
>>135689289
>>135687128
>Waypoint video said humans "were running from their own creation."
I've never seen this video you're talking about, but I know specifically in Cryptum it's said that the humans found the flood, didn't realize how bad it was until shit got real, and started fighting Forerunners and their "allies" to escape it.
In Primordium, the Flood are said to be a Precursor creation designed to destroy the Forerunners, mostly out of spite.
>Before 4
The Forerunner Saga was written in conjunction with the new stage of canon, Primordium is entirely a flashback aboard the Infinity IIRC (haven't actually read Silentum yet so I'm not sure how it ties in). I'm not sure why you would think anything in 4 could somehow invalidate something in Cryptum.
>Well, it's a direct quote from the Librarian
She was probably referring to the fact that the humans allowed the flood to breed and go from what was basically weird space dust to the gestalt zombie intelligence that we and the forerunners know.
Have you seen Prometheus? You know how what would become the facehuggers and xenomorphs came about because michael fassbender started fucking with them and basically bred them? That's sorta what happened with the Flood. The Precursors literally created the substance that would become the Flood with the intention of doing so, but humans were the ones that directly allowed it to manifest.
>>135689289
I'll play with you bb :3
>>135689720
>I've never seen this video you're talking about
Well, go have fun.
>She was probably referring to the fact that the humans allowed the flood to breed
No, they never mention the part about feeding precursor urn ashes to their dogs. The context is quite clear. And yes, that's something 343 did. That's not an exaggeration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
>>135689815
Sorry anon, I ventured into /b/, watched a porn webm, and got hard, and after I Jack it it's like instant sleep . maybe tomorrow anon
>>135689157
>Well, it's a direct quote from the Librarian
It's not. Transcript from Reclaimer:
>Librarian: "Mankind spread into the stars with an unexpected, desperate violence. Entire systems fell before the Didact's Warrior-Servants rose to halt the aggression."
>Librarian: "When the Didact finally exhausted the humans after a millennia, his sentence was severe."
>Librarian: "We had no way of knowing that the Forerunners were not your only enemy."
>Librarian: "Humanity hadn't been expanding. They were running."
>Librarian: "Weakened from our conflict, we were no match for the parasite which pursued you."
>What I said last post is exactly what happened, why it happened, and how the Forerunners took it. It was their fault and "their" creation.
Absolutely not. Forerunners never shouldered the blame of the Flood's creation on themselves. They did, however, blame themselves for enforcing the "fairy tale" Mantle that left the galaxy in an almost dystopian state of pure order (which is detailed by the entire Builder plot in the Forerunner saga, and was hinted at by the Librarian's negativity in the H3 terminals). The exact thing that happened, as the Primordial said it in the Forerunner Saga, was that the Precursors somehow lost to the Forerunners. Precursors either hid via stasis or dust that would allow them to return to full power later on. The defective dust ended up defiling them, but they saw the opportunity and repurposed it for their own benefit (i.e. what the Gravemind says in Silentium when he says "they found it good"). That purpose being revenge on the Forerunners.
The Forerunners were never the "creators" of the Flood, as you stated here: >>135685843
>despite it being previously implied that the forerunners did it
It seems like you're getting this lore confused with that ridiculously convoluted rainbow theory that Lord Snakie character was throwing around the Bungie Universe forums years ago.
>>135689872
>During the twilight of their civilization, a handful of Forerunners were convinced that the Flood was actually the last remnant of an ancient race of beings--Precursors, the original creators of both humans and the Forerunners.
This is a direct quote from the Waypoint page on the Flood.
>>135690386
>It's not. Transcript from Reclaimer:
This entire bit is moot, because you're pulling a quote from the game, not the waypoint videos.
>Forerunners never shouldered the blame of the Flood's creation on themselves.
Except they did. There was even a book on it, which you claimed to have read.
>The Forerunners were never the "creators" of the Flood
They instigated the conflict that created it, and accepted it as their fault. It wouldn't have happened if they hadn't tried to steal the mantle.
>guy boards my Scorpion
>no grenades so he's punching my tank
>I back up into a wall
>it doesn't hurt him
>I SHOOT THE WALL HIS BACK IS TO, the explosion not even a foot away from him
>it doesn't hurt him
>I shoot the wall FOUR MORE TIMES
>he doesn't die
>he destroys my tank
I'd love to see 343 fanboys on Waypoint defend this.
>>135690849
>This entire bit is moot, because you're pulling a quote from the game, not the waypoint videos.
Are you trolling? Halo 4 says absolutely nothing about Flood creation, in the terminals or the actual game. The Forerunner Saga, released concurrently and even after Halo 4 (the reason for the delay being to fit Silentium better into the canon) also support my argument.
>Except they did. There was even a book on it, which you claimed to have read.
They didn't. I think that's a suitable counter to your "but they did" argument.
>They instigated the conflict that created it, and accepted it as their fault. It wouldn't have happened if they hadn't tried to steal the mantle.
They never, even once, state that they blame themselves for trying to "steal" the Mantle originally from the Precursors. In fact, the societal view (from the few who actually spoke of such matters) was that Precursors were the ones that struck first, and the Forerunners reacted in self defense.
I'm not arguing that it isn't their fault- I agree from a cosmic point of view it is- but they're certainly not directly responsible for its creation like you implied in your original post. Precursors/extragalactic forces were the culprit ever since IRIS dropped in 2007, and that hasn't changed at all. If we want to end this argument right now, the official Waypoint page proves you wrong directly: >>135690794
>>135691467
>Halo 4 says absolutely nothing about Flood creation, in the terminals or the actual game.
Go check the waypoint videos you yourself said you haven't seen. Even if I posted a clip, you'd keep whining shit like "oh, it doesn't have the full context" until eventually you have to watch it all, anyways. Go have fun.
>They didn't.
We've already established you haven't watched the videos or, now, read the books. There was an entire book on them arguing about how it was their fault. Go reread it, since you feel like trying to paraphrase it.
>They never, even once, state that they blame themselves for trying to "steal" the Mantle originally from the Precursors.
There was a book on that.
>the official Waypoint page proves you wrong directly
And there isn't even an official waypoint page on the precursors because they aren't in the games yet. Weird, right? It's almost as if 343 is extremely fucking inconsistent.
>>135691007
I'm pretty sure it's always been like that. You can't defend yourself from someone who's boarding you. Teamwork, yo.
>>135691880
You can shoot them off. I've seen several people try some fancy shit. Anon just got shat on by the system.
>>135691764
Alright, so you are trolling. You got me for a few posts then; commendable in its own way so nice work I guess.
where the fuck is the CTF, Assault or Strongholds lobby?
>>135692250
Believe what you want. Shame that you're wrong.
>>135691764
>>135692349
Seems like you're the one who's wrong senpai
http://www.halopedia.org/Flood#Origins
>>135692552
>while judging the Forerunners unworthy. Refusing to accept their creators' judgment, the Forerunners staged a massive rebellion against the Precursors.[8]
>The ensuing conflict ended with the Forerunners successfully wiping out all but a few Precursors.[9] The few Precursors that escaped from (or were spared by) the Forerunners either went into suspended animation or transmuted themselves into dust that would regenerate into their past forms at a later time.
>However, over time the dust became defective, creating sickness, disease and biological mutations in other organisms that came into contact with it. With this new form — the earliest stage of the Flood — the Precursors vowed that none of their creations would rise against them again.[8]
You, uh, wanna run that by me again? Because that's everything I've said.
>>135692739
>You: "343 said humans made the Flood when it was originally Forerunners that did"
>Reality: Precursors made the Flood
>Forerunners never made them
>Humans not even mentioned in their origins
Face it famalam you went full retard
>>135692878
>Face it famalam you went full retard
The wiki also only lists one canon for Reach, and has another page for "inconsistencies".
Even if it's not on the wiki today as the chosen canon, it was after 4 came out. The only one that's full retard is you, saying that stuff didn't happen in the books, despite trying to use those books as evidence of prior claims, trying to say that videos are wrong, despite having never watched them.
In the day and age of 343 saying that the 7 year limit on smart AI is a chosen limitation and not a limit humanity wants to remove through science, you want to say this?
How can people like Assault over the normal Warzone? It's so unbalanced and lopsided, the maps are too small, and spawning is retarded.
>join as the attacker
>we have to capture the garage
>we fail to do so
>now the defenders have to destroy our base
>they don't
>somehow, WE win
It's like Thunderdome
>>135693159
Because blowouts don't take 20 minutes to finish, and it gives more RP per minute.
>>135693159
Because one of them is quick, and the other has Warden steals and lockdowns.
>>135693127
>T-the w-wiki is wrong
>M-my literally nonexistent sources are better!
You probably already have another /v/ tier "I know jack but you're still wrong" response lined up before I even post this one
>>135693396
>T-the w-wiki is wrong
When did I say the wiki is wrong? Please, Kakashi-san, quote me.
>>135693468
>trying to weasel your way out of a clear implication by asking for a quote
>weeb trash
Exactly as I said
>>135693627
>can't pull a simple quote that would make his post not a strawman
>can't even do it
You're REALLY bad at arguing. Everything you do is just going "nuh uh" then shoving a source in my face that proves me right.
>>135693794
>Everything you do is just going "nuh uh" then shoving a source in my face that proves me right.
This is the exact opposite of what has happened in this thread
Where is the video brah? If you discussed this multiple times before, you MUST know where it is at least right
>>135693939
>This is the exact opposite of what has happened in this thread
Even though you keep citing books, videos, games, and then even wiki pages saying shit, then anybody who has actually read, watched, or played those know it's the opposite of what you said?
>Where is the video brah?
You yourself have said you know the video, you just haven't watched it. You're now actively choosing to avoid it.
>>135694046
Where is the video? Why do you keep dodging this?
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-za/halo-channel/channels/learn
Or is it not on the Waypoint channel either :^)
>>135694115
>Where is the video? Why do you keep dodging this?
It's on waypoint and the youtube channel. You claim I'm dodging this, when it's right in front of you. You know exactly where it is. You just don't want to watch it.
>>135694115
BTFO
T
F
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>>135694208
You're right, I found it, but in the video it says "this video is non canon" at the end
Seems like you really don't want to see the video, so you'll have to take my word for it
>>135694450
You're really this upset, huh? You can't even post a link yourself because you're afraid of posting something else that proves you wrong.
>>135694208
You're really this upset, huh? You can't even post a link yourself because you're afraid of posting something else that proves you wrong.
my dumb ass friend wants to join /hg/ he's played with us twice i think
>>135694649
>so in a nervous frenzy that you misquote
Great job there. You've already said you know the video, you just chose not to watch it. Me posting a link doesn't make you watch it, and me not posting a link doesn't make you not already know exactly where it is, how you can find it, or watch it.
>>135694795
I watched it though, it said the exact opposite of what you said, thanks for proving me right my man it's been real
>>135695014
>it said the exact opposite of what you said
Really? Then post a quote, like I already gave.
>>135694747
Didn't you already tell him no?
>>135695051
>"this video is non canon"
>>135695214
You're just that mad, huh?
It's okay, anon. You're not filling out the name field with "lemmingscanfly" or "dragoneye vii". It's anonymous. Be wrong and fade back into anonymity.
>>135695349
Dude I'm just posting a quote from that video, don't project and blame me
>>135695456
Anon, this is just sad. Just stop posting.
>>135695590
Sure, you proved me right already anyways
>>135695771
You've done nothing but post sources that prove you wrong.
>>135695836
Then it's so convenient that you showed me one that proves me right
>>135695985
You're trying to sound clever, but by your logic, I've shown you nothing that proves you right, and you keep calling on sources that prove you wrong.
>>135696083
But you made me watch the video that proves you wrong
Thanks for that btw
>>135696165
Anon, we get it. You were wrong. It's okay.
>>135696197
But you proved me right
How do you explain that?
>>135696309
We both know that's a lie. Meanwhile, there's like 91 posts above this one that show you giving sources, sometimes with links, and then just being wrong.
>>135696397
Where though? Give me a breakdown
>>135696425
You refused to give quotes like two posts above the one you made before, saying that I claimed the wiki was wrong. Why should I go through and highlight like ten posts?
>>135696506
Where did I do that?
>>135696674
So?
>>135696715
So you can't stop being wrong. No matter how much you post, you're still going to be wrong.
>spend 320K Requels on the new pack
>still dont have both 343 skins that could be exclusive to this pack
>the other skins may or may not be released in the future
>could have probably finished golds
Empty inside teebeeh
>>135696781
But you just proved me right?
>>135697017
Like none of the skins look good, anyways. They'd be much better without the emblems, but the emblems are the excuse for making the skins.
>>135697023
Yeah, it's pretty obvious you're done. Go to bed. Being a failure must be tiring.
>>135697104
But I thought you were going to defend yourself
>>135697104
The Noble one is decent, and the shark skins are really nice, but I just wanted to get them while they were available.
>>135697224
Noble's great everywhere but the emblem. But we both know that they're going to be made "public" sometime around the summer update. And I say "summer update" because there's no way that shit isn't going to combine the April and May update and try to pretend like it has content.
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-long-would-the-us-military-last-in-a-war-against-the-rest-of-the-world-2016-3
BRITBONGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Hey there Spartan :)
Silly question, but who is the announcer in Warzone?
>>135700862
Palmer. Gotta have your strong womyn in vidya, goyim
>>135701441
Is she qt? I honestly don't remember
>>135701879
Not really. She's pretty much a self insert of the woman who runs Halo now (Bonnie Ross? idk). She's quite literally your stereotypical strong womyn who don't need no man. Examples;
"I thought you'd be taller" upon first meeting Chief
"Ladies and... other Spartans" when addressing all the Spartans aboard Infinity
Worst character tbcaqthwyf
Anyone ever hear about Eldewrito? It's a modified version of a russian pre-alpha port of Halo 3.
Despite all that it actually runs quite well and has pretty much all the Halo 3 multiplayer maps and weapons. It doesn't have campaign but it has it's own server browser as well as dedicated server support.
You can get it here, it just needs to be unzipped into it's own folder and run with "DewritoUpdater.exe"
MEGA: https://mega.nz/#!055BwJ4A!3rmuKpf5LZ-FKV3xZFNRW-PrBt7h4tRDSpmnjK9yAhU
Halo.cafe: https://cdn.halo.cafe/ElDewrito_0.5.0.2_Release.zip
>>135702386
That's Halo Online you dumbass.
>tfw no /hg/ anon to watch news with
>>135703616
It's called Anvil Online now
>>135677304
115th for where's muh Oceanic?
>Warzone is filled with Achilles teams
>Team Arena is filled with 4-mans
>Slayer, SWAT, Breakout, FFA, WZ Assault and even BTB doesn't work because Region Lock
>Griffball is underwhelming and Fiesta gets repetitive
>>135693794
Fuck off Napalm Donkey
>got mcc today
>playing halo 2 right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>No Half-Jaw squad member
>Instead we get team diversity
Ermm....Halotards?!?!?
>>135707763
But I just woke up.
Good morning from bongistan, had a dream I was in the First World War and I wouldn't stop making Blackadder references.
>>135680432
When I was tanking my breakout games, about game 7 or 8, it's almost difficult to die they're so bad.
>>135711738
>bronze ffa
>get to 24 kills and stop playing
>match time runs out before anybody catches up
>>135712008
I can only imagine how bad ffa is.
>no base and marine upgrades in warzone
>>135712008
i want to see replays and clips of bronze matches
i wonder if anyone fights over the power weapons or if they sit there for 20 seconds before someone walks over and picks it up off the pad unopposed
>>135712701
>it's harder to rank down than to rank up
>"I had to lose 35 straight games in a row to get to Bronze 1"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPK7otDc4Iw
>>135712701
The only one they seem to care about is rockets.
>>135712856
How far has this guy made it?
>>135712856
So can I drop from a silver to a bronze?
>>135713039
if you try hard enough
>Can't play as Elites in H5:G multiplayer
>Killer Instinct has the Arbiter as a playable fighter
>>135712962
he's silver 2 as of the 20th game, hasnt posted a new vid since march 1st though
>h2 anniversary nailed everything in terms of aesthetic
>h5 shits all over those positive choices
WHY
>>135713893
Be more specific
>>135706002
gotta fill out that req system
>>135706002
I want solo queue badly.
>>135714053
>keeps the feel of the original bungie designs
>improves anything that "needed" improvement
>elites look the best they ever have
>chief looks the best he ever has
>soundtrack was on par with the original
And then Halo 5 ruins it with all it's crappy new designs and terrible soundtrack
>>135714374
Five's soundtrack was just a different subspecies.
>he's still playing halo 5
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fodder-holiday-shipping
Does anyone here read the canon fodder pages on waypoint? Some of it is pretty cool.
The Sangheili have larger ships than the Infinity again.
>>135714374
Halo 4 and 5's designs of elites go along with Reach's designs I think.
Pretty much all of their spartan armor sucks
>>135715252
Oh hey it's shit
>>135715252
>>135715386
>>135715568
>>135715802
Explain these skins?
I bought the arena reqs because they were on sale. When do I get my next set of packs?
>>135716696
good goy putting more money into the req system, cant wait for halo 6 to have customization locked behind shitty randomized packs again!
13 days of playtime for an odst helmet was fun for sure!
>>135717227
You seem upset.
>>135717380
for the death and the franchise and anons contributing? Sure am!
pic related, me
>>135717442
It's the equivalent of 42 gold packs for the amount of money I can make in a little bit more than an hour.
The Warzone grind got dull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hwOtI5zRik
Never in my life have I laughed so hard.
>>135718620
How did 343i fuck the MkV armor up so badly?
>>135718924
How has nobody been able to make a good Mark V helmet?
>>135718620
>4 FPS walkthrough of H2 New Mombasa
Okay then
>>135718995
what's wrong with that one?
>>135719039
The massive chin.
>>135719213
If it weren't for the baseball cap, reach would be perfect.
>>135719382
I'll concede in saying Reach was the closest we got to a good Mark V rendition.
Posting for Sweaty. Looked through my DVR clips to try and find any half decent ones, I know you said you looked but I'll just list ones I found in case
tons of rocket kills
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686763
nice grifball overkill with jump
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686465
pistol killtacular
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686959
Railgun triple
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686636
Most of my clips are goofs though, so not sure if those are eligible. I'll pick a few and post them later just in case
>>135719421
CEA looked good though.
>>135719382
JUST
Should the HUD be customizable?
>>135719587
It looks pretty good if you use the Mark IV helmet instead. All it's missing are the ammo pouches.
>>135719574
It looked a little too big, if that makes sense.
>>135719703
The shoulder pads greaves and gauntlets are awful, and they're way too thick
>>135719768
I agree, but the actual helmet model is quite good. CEA's Chief has some weird proportions (hands in particular are way too small).
Should I just spend the 40k req points I got on silvers, or go ahead and grind to 80k?
>>135719536
Pick any you like, they're mostly all short clips
Non Goof
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686483
Sort of Goof
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686431
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15806110
Goofs
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15806179
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686424
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15687166
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/13182199
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686701
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686667
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/13182195
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686737
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Unknown%20Kai/video/15686617
>>135720093
There's only 2 of the exclusive skins per pack. Just work on your silvers.
>>135678557
My clips, didn't see your post
>>135719536
>>135720157
>>135720093
work on silvers
>>135720451
>>135720291
Thanks for the advice la familia
>>135691880
>>135692060
I'm pretty sure 343 made it so you have immunity from the vehicle you're boarding so it doesn't matter what they do, a teammate has to shoot you off or you have to get off.
I've only ever been shot off from the vehicle I was boarding once, and I can't exactly remember what happened, but in Halo 4 I definately remember you can shoot off your boarder if you back into a wall and shoot; that actually made boarding tanks dangerous because they could just shoot you off like nothing.
And a little unrelated, I think if you bard a tank from behind, you should have to punch the exhaust covering off before you can plant the grenade. I think that would give tanks slightly more survival chances.
>>135723109
I concur with the last bit. Idk why they ever did away with having to hit it before you could plant it. I guess so people would have to buy more
>Stop playing for a couple of weeks because live ran out
>Come back to Halo and get absolutely rinsed every game
It never ends
>>135724231
I've lost 8 warzone/wza games in a row this morning. Idk wtf is going on.
So after the rings fired were forerunners reseeded along with the other races?
>>135727302
new canon or real canon?
>>135727302
They weren't. The few that remained left the galaxy, according to Rebirth and the H3 Terminals.
>>135677304
I'm back bitches.
People still playing this game, or is it dead?
>>135730581
It's dead.
We're playing Trackmania Turbo now spider bro
>>135729876
After they left where did they go specifically?
>>135731983
Unspecified. Rebirth just said they were leaving, and the H3 terminals vaguely mentioned their own "Great Journey."
>>135730581
I play it, Danny Snusman.
Anybody wanna see a grifball dual montage?
I'm uploading to JewTube as we speak.
>>135732837
Mite b cool
Am I the only one that hates all the fucking armor and helmets?
They look horrible, cartoony, designed in 20 seconds and ""SCI-FI""'ed the fuck up.
>>135733089
My friend and I have this technique that we've discovered that works every time. You'll see it when this video finishes processing.
>>135732837
Lemme know what you nignogs think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHVY0ihrNMw&feature=youtu.be
>>135733178
I'm not a fan myself. 343i have really lost the point of Halo's aesthetic being rooted in 21st century military designs - I wouldn't mind the designs so much if they were consistent to the original trilogy's appearance. I recall a line in The Art Of Halo 3 saying the designs were meant to be 'chunky, tactile and utilitarian' - very few of the newer designs follow that principle.
>>135733178
I dislike 343's design in general, they make everything look like an anime. They should make it look like Bungie's designs. H2A had good designs
>>135733676
>>135733789
Reach had the best designs imo.
>>135733891
Can't argue with that. At least the armour design looks progressive from Halo CE to Halo: Reach.
>>135733612
Pretty good.
Clever too
>>135734293
Thanks dude
>>135733891
Reach worked well because it was one base armor set and each variant was extra tacticool giblets added.
Halo 4/5's armor looks half-finished and barely functional
>>135734526
That's what I loved, you take a base armor and can tack on a load of cool shit.
At what rank do I unlock all le silvers?
>>135714563
The fuck is that last ship on the covie side?
>>135735650
Covies went ham with the Incineration cannon cert
>>135735591
>le silvers
The rank outside the door.
>>135733612
>the same song
It's good, but you could have picked something else.
>>135735591
I finished somewhere between ranks 72-80
>>135736453
Yeah, I got the song from the Beta montage that somebody made.
I like it, okay?
>>135736560
There's probably something else you can pick. Maybe a little more zany. Maybe even a space jam remix, if you're willing to go outside the classical theme you got going on, because of all these mad dunks.
>>135701879
She's got a dildo named "eggheads" if that answers your question.
>>135736728
Haha recommend me a song and maybe I'll redo it.
>>135737114
For reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWRKJjISrck
>>135737114
smack my bitch up by prodigy
>>135736315
It's only ironic friend ;^)
Anyone playing the videogame? Just got back after a four hour drive, so I'm ready to job.
Anyone hosting parties? Just finished H2A and now I'm down for some reqel grinding
>>135712884
They probably can't get kills with anything else. Imagine a Bronze player trying to aim a Sniper.
sometimes I wish we had more qt anons who camwhore for hg
So what's gonna be in the Reach update
So my reqpoints are now at 0.
Why?
>>135738459
Grenade launcer, Emile's armor, Gorge's armor, maybe Jun's armor. One or two maps
>>135738701
>Gorge
Triggered
>>135738673
Just wait a few minutes famfam. Itr probably the halo servers. Or quit the game over the dashboard and restart it.
>>135738815
fug, I forgot how his name was spelled. Just realised my mistake
>>135738459
>>135738701
When's the update comin' out so I can save up my REQels?
>>135738701
>count down
>sword base
>power house
>forge world
>>135739705
>>sword base
>>forge world
Gross.
>Dad, there's a loli in my closet!
>Son, loli's aren't real.
>Dad, she's gonna make me do something on the bed!
>>135739859
>implying they won't add " fan favorite sword base"
>implying they won't add forge world because it would be easy
>>135739705
>A Halo 5 update with more than one non-Forge map
Never gonna happen.
btw shouldn't there be a new Community Update by now?
There's just the new Cannon Fodder
>>135740340
So they really did pull a shitty fast one with the map promises
>free content for a year
>jk 8 months
>20 free dlc maps
>15 are fucking shittily made forge maps
>>135740113
>sword base
>fan favorite
Not even Reachtards like that map.
>>135740340
Bravo's at Worlds.
>>135740626
but anon, it was the most played map in the game! people must have liked. look at the data!
>>135740340
We should've gotten the new req list yesterday but instead we got more MLG bullshit
>>135738701
ROBO ARM!
>>135733612
literally whos
needs to be a lot more exciting as well desu
>tfw no R34 of Sarah Palmer in pure white panties with little pink buttlefly bows on the sides
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf that opens up to you after a long day of work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer who lets her guard down when she is around you
>tfw no Sarah Palmer to make her feel safe by holding her in your arms
>tfw you will never cuddle close together in bed, after breakfast for dinner night
>tfw Sarah Palmer who is shy but playful in bed
>tfw never kiss her goodbye in the morning as she goes to work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf to protect my smile
>tfw worrying about her when she goes on a mission
>tfw thinking she may never come back
>tfw knock at the door
>tfw two UNCS officers standing at the door with a UNCS flag
>tfw no dead Sarah Palmer GF
>tfw no funeral
>tfw Spartans go MIA
>tfw never move on from her
>tfw never find her unwashed butterfly panties behind the dryer
>tfw it will never smell like her
>tfw never almost move on from her only to have her come back only just to see me again
>tfw she'll never tell you "you're the only reason I'm here"
>tfw never marry Sarah Palmer
>>135740525
Would almost, almost be ok with the Forge remake maps in BTB if they were good, faithful remakes.
Longbow was one of my favorite maps in the series and Recurve completely mangles/ruins it.
>>135740735
>large event is going on
>waaaaaaaaaaaah stop talking about it and show me muh recks
>>135741206
>tfw no Anders porn
>>135739974
Oh no Oh no
i fucking hate this website so much
>>135742091
t b h f a m
>>135742091
I must agree tbqhwyfam
>>135741206
Holy shit dude
That's some deep seeded illness
any body have the picture of the little kid with an AR at the halo 4 midnight?
>>135743087
>>135743351
severa a shit
lissa is better
>>135743271
>>135743271
>>135741684
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=halo+wars+anders+rule+34
Would expect a lot more of that once Halo Wars 2 comes out, assuming she's in it
>>135743589
>>135743676
thanks senpaitachi. my next Palmer shitpost will be much better
>>135743881
Wait, shit, google doesn't return the expected results
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=halo+wars+anders+rule+34&qs=n&form=QBILPG&pq=halo+wars+anders+rule+34&sc=1-24&sp=-1&sk=
>>135741206
Sweet jesus.
You might want to get that autism checked.
>>135743881
>inb4 Sanders is killed off in the cryotube, Aliens 3 style
If Mater Cheif was gay would cortana have made penis?
>>135743676
>>135743271
>>135741206
You ok?
>>135741206
what the fuck am I reading
>>135743881
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Ellen_Anders/1
That is some shitty porn.
Fuck, man.
>>135745072
be the change you want to see
>>135743412
fuck you rentaroo
Someone inv to play pls
>no March update
>no Community Update post
it's almost like 343 wants /hg/ to die
>>135746997
It really does seem like they're actively trying to kill the franchise sometimes
>actually try to win with a core kill
>proceed to triple their points without needing the core kill
>>135746997
>>no Community Update post
Because HWC
>Alert Carry isn't in H5
>>135748360
>machinima controls
>>135749146
>controls
>it's Saturday
>nobody's playing
No fun allowed
any party's up?
>>135751175
Sorry senpai, the TMT beta is up and I love me some trackmania
Any /hg/ parties going on?
Any /hg/ parties going on?
Any /hg/ parties going on?
Any /hg/ parties going on?
Any /hg/ parties going on?
...Any /hg/ parties going on?
>>135752514
>>135752604
>>135752649
>>135752728
>>135752754
>>135753235
kek underrated comment
>>135753235
Only if you give source
>>135752514
>>135752604
>>135752649
>>135752728
>>135752754
>>135753235
>>135753235
can I get an edit with Sarah Palmer?
>>135753475
What movie is that from?
>>135753657
I believe it's from 2009's Moonman
>>135753569
>>135753657
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
actually just a trailer for it, the scene and line doesn't appear in the movie
>>135711091
>Meanwhile in an alternate reality:
>No black human squad member.
>Instead we get team swords of sanghelios
>tfw I sell all my REQs
>tfw Ii put hours into WZA to the point where I hate it/become numb to it
>tfw I did all of this just to get all the skins from the Spartan Armory
>tfw the main reason I do this is so I can provide /hg/ with pictures of the skins
>tfw I know they are going to hate/call me a cuck for doing it anyway
>>135754291
Tel Vadam, Usze ‘Taham, N’tho ‘Sraom, and Buck
>>135754804
Did you at least post them?
>>135755342
>>135715252
>>135715386
>>135715568
>>135715802
I'll have the rest by tomorrow.
>>135755759
Should have asked one of the neets to post pics instead of selling all your reqs.
>>135754804
prepare to not unlock the sharktooth grin skins
initially nobody got them, then some people were getting them, and now nobody can seem to get them again
they're shown as part of the spartan's armory picture, but they were first shown in the ghosts of meridian teaser, so chances are they'll be part of that expansion on the big picture of all the reqs
tl:dr don;t waste points for another pack if you have everything but the sharktooth skins, they're all you're going to get for now
>>135756112
So now you can't get them again.
343 are such fuck ups.
>>135756112
I just unlocked Sharktooth for the pistol
>>135756112
Along with that I know at first they were only giving two skins if you had everything, then they fixed it, now from what it seems it's back to the way it was in the beginning. Like how do you even fuck it up after fixing it?
also why is the sharktooth pistol skin grey, while the ar is green wtf
>>135756312
AdjacentBias on suicide watch?
>>135756112
What all skins came out?
>>135756298
Is that hatsune Miku???
>>135756584
Yes.
>>135756453
Wait so it's back only giving two skins a pack?
Guess I'm not getting a refund.
>>135756689
Your first mistake was not letting all the idiots buy the packs in the beginning to see if the reqs are fucked up as they usually are when released.
>getting stomped by Trump
Who /NormieCuck/ here?
>Who /NormieCuck/ here?
Who /NormieCuck/ here?
>Who /NormieCuck/ here?
Who /NormieCuck/ here?
>Who /NormieCuck/ here?
Who /NormieCuck/ here?
>Who /NormieCuck/ here?
>>135756460
I already have both.
I don't give a fuck about the UNSC, Nobel, or 343 skins.
Should I start a lobby?
>>135759201
>>135759201
>>135759201
>>135759629
>>135759709
Fine I won't then
>>135759201
>>135760021
>>135760021
But, do though, I wanna hop on for some gaems and get some Reqqels.
I never played the Beta, the menu music is fucking great though. Why did they scrap this? Seriously it's amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPT7rtxDdxM
Get in this lobby right now.
>>135761008
How many you have?
>>135761193
1/12 ;_;
>>135761193
lmao not joining then till more come
be awkward with just us two.
>>135761437
THEN WHAT DID I MAKE A LOBBY FOR
>>135760749
I'm really critical of everything 343 have done but the music in Halo 5 is flawless
>>135760749
They hired people who hated halo.
>>135761727
Nobody told you to start a lobby.
>>135685843
I'm pretty sure it was established that the flood wasn't "made" by anyone. It's precursor dust that got mutated
>>135761727
Haha, there was loads of people posting here about 30 mins ago.
I thought they were waiting for a party aswell so I was expecting about 6-7 people joining up.
Sorry senpai.
>>135760749
you're just used to it, I mean the one on the actual game has ships flying around with the infinity in the background, and I think there is even a planet behind it too. And if you wait long enough a grunt drifts by XD.
Highest-quality meming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
>>135762932
You can try delete you posts, but I will always see them.
>>135763161
deleted it because i forgot pic...
>343industries
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Chaosdroid%202/video/15838401
>>135764360
You glitching fuck.
someone should go into theater and count how many hogs they spent
>>135764519
I know, I'm the worst.
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/j%20king345/video/15838496
>j king
>cookie
>tabris
ALL YOU FUCKS ARE PLAYING TOGETHER AND NOT STARTING A PARTY UP WITH THE REST OF US. FUCKING
R
E
E
E
E
E
>>135764861
People actually want to play with me?
>>135764975
YES I WAKE UP EVERY DAY JUST TO JOIN UP WITH YOU AND SLAY SPARTANS.
ITS THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY LIFE AT THE MOMENT.
>>135765161Credit Card-chan? I-is that you?
>>135765274
GIVE UNTO ME YOUR REQS.
give me your debit cards.
>"I don't miss the gayposting"
>tfw no /hg/ anon to bake cute foods with and have flour fights then we sit around shirtless while our clothes are in the wash and our cakes are baking
>>135765786
>>135765797
>>135765884
NO GAYPOSTING.
ANOTHER SHOTA
>>135765786You're cute.
>>135765925
YOU DON'T LIKE GAYPOSTING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
halo 5 on xbox live still have a lot of people playing?
i've been thinking about buying an xbox one.
any other good multiplayer games worth geting?
>>135691880
Except its not, you could always shoot the guy off of your tank or wraith, but now they're immune to any damage you do. But none of your teammates will notice fast enough or even care enough to kill the enemy before they plant a grenade.
>>135766113
YES, I DON'T LIKE GAYPOSTING.
>>135766130
Yes it does.
Gears of War is good, CoD maybe, Battlefield 4, Destiny TTK, Division.
>tfw no /hg/ anon to take turns playing halo and when I get in a firefight he tickles me and I die so to get him back I distract him while it's his turn by sucking him off
CAN YOU GUYS STOP POSTING PICTURES AND
>START
>UP
>A
>PARTY
>>135766448
>>135766598
>>135766664
That was a good one.
>/hg/
>>135766948
>final caption
Thread
Who's online?
Anyone wanna party up for WZ/WZA?
>falling for the bernie jew
>>135767612
Male Shimakaze is cute
The correct way to eat pizza
>>135767801
fuck off adjacent
>tfw Dobatch doesn't know which traitor in his party is gayposting
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BUBU TAKE MY DUBU ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>not thinking weevil is the best yugioh
>tfw maybe im really autistic remembering all these imagenames with the people who posted themOr maybe Im just not retarded like most of you faggots
>>135768030
>not having a deck made out of little girls sitting on muffins
>>135768052
It'd not just you, it's one guy posting nearly all the images, and I know who ;)
Will we ever see a day tjis thread isn't gay/anime posting?
>>135768431
T
>>135768460
No
At what rank do you start getting Silver Promotion Packs?
>tfw I was waiting next to the shield door of the armory waiting for it to open once we capped the garage
>garage caps, door opens, I pop the two marines and start capping
>get 80% of the way through before the enemies can get in and stop me
feels good fampai
>me and /hg/ anon
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/j%20king345/video/15839609
So I bought [spoiler>Halo Reach[/spoiler] again and also got a new power supply for my xbox 360S, I have played one game so far and did alright then I went ahead and checked my files for nostalgia and old times sake. So far its been feelsy.
Wondering if someone still plays it that wants to play customs and such
>>135768996
Fuck off hombre and whine about the breakup with your bf.Faggot
Hey guys, what's going on in this-
Webm dump????
maybe i'll just go alphabeticaljk a game just started so you'll have to wait
>>135770174
Just people shitting up a dead game's dead thread.
>>135770415FUCK OFF KOOLAID
>no Trayvon Martini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErr_CmU1Z8
>>135770623
>>135770932
dumping as i walk into lane :^)
>>135771323
>>135771601
I really hate being a 5'11'' manlet
>>135678557
Editing that in WMM doesn't mean it should be that choppy. As someone who's made multiple montages in WMM, you can easily put transitions between clips.
>>135771916
damnnn webm conversion settings?
Who else watching the HWC?
>>135767801
>pizza
>posts pic of stromboli
haha these hwc commercials are tight
>>135771758
>tfw fucking 5' 7"
>>135771916
>>135772021
I make them myself, no program
KO
NO
SU
BA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6sWKMlFMM
>>135772391
>>135772348
I'll weep for you friend
>>135772614
>>135772827
>>135772695
I'm only 21, but I've come to realize and accept that I'll be single for the rest of my life.
>>135773045
>>135772391
>I make them myself, no program
So you handmake the webm bit by bit?
>>135773162
Just go gay. I mean it is 2016.
>>135773243
>>135773268
basically. I hand tune them
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oUayHP3FXfU1QE-80DE7B5VXMjcGlSa-QWe-nH7kGs8/edit?pli=1
>>135772457
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Dragoneye%20VIII/video/15840556
MONTAGE
Do any of you guys know any good porn sites for good HD POV porn? Other than Pornhub and eporner, I don't know where else to look as most other sites have quite low definition videos.
>>135773487
>>135773536
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/j%20king345/video/15839609
>>135773650
why? you shot a weakened player in a ghost over a man cannon and someone who wasnt looking at you albeit lagged for a second. why not just submit ones from your old account they'll still be on dvr
>>135773487
>7 page guide on fucking webms
naww I'm good famalam
>>135774137
>>135773894
enjoy ur low quality then mister
>>135773698
>fapping to 3DPD
>>135774507
>>135774998
TY SAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>135774998
>>135775095
w
h
o
The theatre mode is so bad
>>135775187
Jesus are you getting boners from posting these
>>135775187
Go back to battlefield and stop posting your shit webms.
>>135775430
>>135775361
Well I was countering the gays so I'll stop since I'm playing games now and they seemed to have peaced for now
buh-bye
>>135775476
lel
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/bBazzaH/video/15840762
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/bBazzaH/video/15840966
SWAT was pretty comfy tonight.
I wasn't ban evading you stupid cuck.
I haven't played the 5 campaign, the only campaign's I've ever completed are Halo CE, 4, reach and odst, I'm ranked in gold 3 and average 50% accuracy a game
I'm currently on a 5 game losing streak
fucking kill me
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/LoneWhiteRabbit/video/15841145
>fateshit on mic
>>135776349
Fuck off, Rabbit.
>>135776349
What camera work.
>>135776449
Its the fucking Theatre Mode. It switched always to the enemy I was aiming at and not to my cam. Thats why I posted
>>135775269
>>135776393
>>135776626
>no option to follow projectiles/hitscan lines in theater
Would be pretty tight.
>>135776814
>expecting useful things from 343
We Dance Hours now
>>135777394
me on left
>>135773698
Somebody?
Please?
>>135777394
Me naked on behind
Here you go party
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VHzrZKcbyTM
Is party in arena or warzone? Is there space?
>>135777834
This just further proves what a bunch of fags you are.
>>135740113
They'd probably add only Zealot, just to have another Midship variant. And why not just go ahead and throw Heretic in there for good measure? At this point it legitimately would not surprise me.
>Halo: The Midship Collection
I can see it now.
>>135778761
Ever since CE midship and it's variants have been best maps.
>>135741206
Gross. She probably literally actually has a dick, and not the feminine kind, either.
>>135778361
NO THERE IS NO PARTY, THERE NEVER FUCKING IS
ALL THE KEKS IN HERE PLAY SOLO FOR SOME CUNTING REASON AND DONT INVITE OTHERS TO HAVE A 12 MAN AND SMASH WARZONE TO HELP FORWARD THE COMPANY THE FUCKING NORMIE FUCKERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135779415
I'll be hosting then. 1/12 for the sweet and unending reqle grind in either Warzone
>>135779415
Go get us a shitload of first strikes and promethean kills faggot
>>135779415
>play with /hg/
>they whine all game
So, anons. Thoughts on the Challenger skin? I'll be getting it for the sake of collection and completion, but it'll sit in the Armoury along with the Athlon Champion set being neglected.
>>135779415
I'd honestly play if my messages got through to people, senpai. I've checked my NAT, the fucking works. I'll try a few more things and then just give up.
>>135777834
>>135779415
It sounds like there is party.
>>135779750
is the only way to get it to watch the competition stream?
>>135777531
>>135762932
God damn. We are living in the age of Meme, boys. Meme is back on the menu, and there will be no survivors.
>>135779750
i really like the HWC decals on the shoulders
it looks better than the athlon set, that's for damn sure
WHAT IS THE PARTY PLAYING
>>135780638
your mom
>>135780637
>i really like the HWC decals on the shoulders
>>135779548
Sorry about the wait, senpai. Had to verify my H5 download after redownloading my profile. I'll join you when you're back in the lobby.
At least now I know I can receive invites now.
>>135781012
it's a visually appealing logo
>>135781279
I bet you wear branded shirts too.
>>135781560
REEEE
I FUCKING HATE NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135781123
>That h-manga
I still regret reading it.
>this party
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7WyJ8CQl9I
>>135781947
I prefer the cross country loli rapemobile one.
>>135782036
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?
>>135782407
Halo 5: Guardians with hg
Can you derank from one tier to the next?
Like gold to silver?
>>135782634
No, you can only derank numbered ranks within a tier, like Gold 5 down to Gold 4.
https://youtu.be/UQOyeDD5yTE
What commendations do I work on other than first strike?
When does season end?
>bubu take my dubu
>>135782975
Prometheans, grenades, play swat for reversals and headshots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F7OgOCzph4
>12 year nostalgia trip
>that fucking gravemind
>>135781560
as long as it's nasa
Reminder to join the /hg/ Discord https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqpJ5k9l
>>135785393
full of literal whos
>>135785393
Dude Discord is like my favorite MLP character.
Not that I hate the current weapon skins but, am I the only one who wants just "normal" weapon skins such as chrome and camo patterns?
>>135785393
>already has full blown gay anime porn being posted
No thanks
>>135713893
Because H2A was outsourced to two companies, one for the reskin of the campaign, another to make the multiplayer which is basically a modded H4.
>>135786315
>Modded Halo 4
What's your source?
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Rentaroo/video/15843094
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>135786627
>mantis not crouching to get through the tight spaces
>MANTIS ASSIST
What.
So when is Halo wars coming
>>135787049
It literally came out for BC 2 days ago.
You live under a rock?
Mom get the camera.
>>135786412
Playing the game and the dev interviews with IGN. H2A multiplayer uses assets from H4, but the H4 engine is slightly modified.
> Dragoneye joins the party
> fucking betrayals everywhere
Jesus, now I understand why you lot hate the fucker.
>>135787274
Preview tho
>>135786412
Are you fucking serious?
>>135788638
But down't yew unduhwstand? It's yowr fauwt!
stats of that last company we just played in WZA
Did I hear we need more Fate shit?
>>135789295
>>135789297
>>135788142
>that resolution
>>135789295
>>135789297
>>135789502
>>135789504
>>135789116
Yes. I'm at fault for him fucking about with meme strats and running me over.
Nigga needs to go to fucking Specsavers.
>>135790260
Don't diss the scouthog.
How long does it take for a game in BC preview to get to regular people
>>135790597
I'll diss it for as long as there's a handicapped fucker behind the wheel.
>>135778982
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Sarah Palmer so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to Sarah Palmer every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Sarah is love" I say; “Palmer is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Sarah Palmer
>I called him a dirty Unggoy
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Sarah Palmer
>I am so happy
>she whispers into my ear “I thought you’d be taller.”
>She grabs me with her powerful Spartan hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Sarah Palmer
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Sarah Palmer
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Sarah palmer
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Sarah Palmer looks him straight in the eyes and says “Buy more req packs.”
>Sarah leaves on her pelican
>Sarah is love. Palmer is life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4upoLs-i6A
Why so swatnums so much better than normal swat?
By average gamer I am referring to the scout warthog pro gamer who plays maybe100 times a week, when they are busy withscout warthog school. This is evident in the choice for multiplayer they have made in Halo 5. CSRs based off ofhow well your scout warthog tower looks, matchmaking that focuses on speed over quality of scout warthogs so that there are always those well above or below your skill level in a hog.These so called seasons and the rest you have to go through in order to rank so that you can hopefully have a match with players of similar skill level and enjoy itare amazing.All of this shows they are catering to the proscout warthoggamer crowd and those who it is their major hobby in life. This leaves the average gamer with an excessive enjoyabletimeor totally enjoyable experience. They send out surveys butwe should never, never, never ever, ever, ever talk about the surveys. For all these reasons I say 343 does care about you. Now on a side note I am not a 343 hater, I rather enjoyed Halo 4 and even the MCC (when it worked) and I am not a Bungie fanboy. I am just a guy who likes the Halo games and universe and am excited to what's to come.
>>135772614
I'm pretty sure that gun is the only thing that can beat The Answer one on one
>Be me
>Been using the Xbox Elite Controller for a couple of months
>Sticks seem to start drifting
>Triggers feel wobbly to press
>Down D-pad doesn't always respond.
>Time to get a replacement
>Contact Microsoft support
>Get told they can't replace my controller for free because the warranty ran out
>"You have to buy a new one, sir"
>"Oh well, thanks anyways"
>Get an Idea
>Go to the closest Microsoft store
>Buy a new Elite controller
>Go home
>Get the new controller out of the box
>Put the busted one back in with all the parts
>Went back to the store
>Got a refund for the broken controller
>mfw I'm still using the new controller to this day
>>135791154
This is the same as that shrek is love story.
What is my life.
>>135792038
You didn't know about this? It's a few months old, if not a year. I'd be OK with it if it were the XIII Lightning, and not the Dorito-chin super-Asian XIII-2/LR Lightning. They ruined her look.
>>135792023
holy shit! somebody give this guy a gold star or banana sticker
>Lords of the Fallen is free on GWG
>/v/edditors shilled it at launch, saying it was better than Dark Souls 2
>downloaded it
>pick the cleric dude
>chromatic aberration
>low framerate
But whatever, I've been with consoles my whole life. I spent 5000+ hours on PSO at 480p on my Dreamcast, it's nothing major.
>keep playing
>weapons feel like they're made of tissue
>the roll is so. fucking. slow.
>to heal you need to press X to cycle through items, then hold X when it says I've highlighted the potion
>cramped hallways
>everything is ridiculously dark
>Diablo 3 equipment management wheel
Who in their right mind thinks this is even close to Dark Souls? Holy shit.
>>135793391
This desu the game is pretty bad imo (also buggy)
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/LoneWhiteRabbit/video/15815036
>>135793391
I told a few of you the other night that it was dark souls taking place in a pot of molasses featuring unnecessary dialogue, but no, y'all just didn't listen!
>>135793391
I don't see why you chucklefucks never play Killer Instinct. Especially with Arbiter and his six outfits coming up.
I wish anime was real.
>>135795302
Me and you both
>>135794568
>Were it so easy
>>135795932
>can't come up with a motto for my Conquest base
>go with "Were it so easy."
If anyone every wants to visit Dyu'evenn Lyft, let me know.
And yeah, we should play KI sometime.
>>135794568
>fighting game
Sorry I'm not a nigger.
>>135794568
Arbiter?
Don't you mean !NotKeithDavid
>>135796175
We'll just pretend he's another Arbiter.Then we use him to play dress-up.
>>135796240
He's a sub-species of Arbiter.
>>135796464
Don't say that.
>>135796464
Fuck off 343
>>135796240
>his alt costumes
Just 10 more days nigga
I still don't understand why there is a medal for just kills and assists.
>>135800039
>there's no medal for slam-dunking a grifball
>there's a medal for having three guys in a warthog
>tfw Security helmet
>tfw you're an actual big guy for /hg/
Aussies or Germans?
Who's gonna win?
>>135800687
7-1
>>135802982
heh
But they're getting rekt
>>135796089
confirmed underage who didn't grow up playing Mortal Kombat 2 and Street Fighter 2.
I don't play fightans anymore, but they were kind of a big deal in these things we used to have called arcades.
bampYOU WILL NOT TAKE IT FROM ME
>>135806881
How old are you gramps?
Hey there Spartan :)
>>135807089
27
I was 14 when Halo:CE launched. I'm guessing that's about how old you were when Halo 4 came out.
>>135807961
y-you too...
>>135808036
>27 on /hg/
>>135808036
I can't believe some people here never experienced Halo ce when it first launched.
"I was 11 when odst came out" -crusading dude
>both my mouse's left click and my controller's LB start failing on the same weekend
Fuck this, I'm going to join the amish.
>>135808591
Was the controller an older one, without the 3.5mm jack?
If so, it's worth it to get a new one anyway, new ones have improved bumpers which feel more like the 360's, less required pressure and don't click so loud$3 from Microsoft deposited into bank account
>>135808427
>I was 11 when odst came out
fug
>80,000 RP
Did you buy one, /hg/?
>>135809384
Yes.for $10
>>135809161
Nope, it's my new, 2 goddamned month old controller. I'm wondering if the changes they made to require less pressure to actuate may have caused it to become too flimsy, because the worst this controller has ever been through was a 2 foot drop weeks ago. Was working fine yesterday, now it's not.
I guess I could send it in for repairs, but the idea of paying to fix their shitty manufacturing makes me want to keep my pride and buy a new one entirely. And yes, I know how retarded that sounds.
>>135809384
I did. Definitely not worth it.
Got the Locus helmet and Spirit of Fire skin for the magnum, which look cool, but don't justify the 8 Gold packs I should have bought instead
>>135809384
I've gotten 3 so far, 2 of which were glitched, so no. They were not fucking worth it.
>>135809384
I bought 8.
>>135810031
Thanks for contributing to the destruction of the franchise.
>>135810201
Crashing this series.
Handing these bumps to the Euros
>>135814479
>tfw can't count on euros to bump thread
>ded halo thread
Bumping in the name of our King
>>135680432
Oh look, they added bots in Halo 5
>>135791367
Because reversals actually happen.
When Warzone bros/Grifbal hop on?
>tfw no /hg/ anon
>>135823737
>>135809384
I did it for /hg/
>Breakout game
>Die 5 times, dealt 110 damage
>I only got one kill, an assassination
>KDA -3.6
>Team loses with the highest on our team having 15 kills and 1 death, 14.3 KDA
>I go up from Plat 2 to Plat 3
ripperoni pepperoni
>>135826039
>Tfw no euros doing their job to keep the thread alive
What a twist
>Tfw peaked in skill at Halo 3
>Tfw get shit pushed in every game
SAVE ME
>>135822530
underrated post
oh ok
Halo died, went to hell, and the skins look gross.
>At work
>Guy needs help loading a fridge into a car
>As I walk out the door guard says that we're a couple of good big guys
>turn around and say "For you"
good day
I pray to God DOOM 4 has modes without perks or custom loadouts
>>135832701
of course it will
>tfw going for Breakout commendations
>tfw I got rank platinum
Fuck you for making it to where you can't go down in divisions, 343i.
I didn't even do well when you ranked me.
>>135834085
I lost all 10 games purposefully and still got bronze 5
>>135834748
>Let's make the ranking system inconsistent
>People who do average at best will be placed in Gold-Diamond
>Players have to purposefully do shit to get bronze and work their way up to where they should be to get good results
>Make it to where if your shit and stuck in a division, you can't go down a division
>Also, there is no reward difference towards your rank at the end of the season, so everyone gets the same shit
>>135781560
I got all Columbia clothes on right now. They're so comfortable and cool.
>>135835665
That's bronze is the best place to finish your commendations. Especially the outnumbered one and whole games without dying.
>>135836025
Columbia is maximum cozy
Who here is having a HCS party :^)
>>135836196
If this >>135680432
is anything to go by, I believe you. I just have to wait till April now.
>>135755759
Cuck
>>135836196
>Try to go after Immortal medal
>Enemy team realize this
>They stop capturing the flag to hunt you down just to stop you from getting it
>Plan on playing some Halo
>Sudden;y get a call from dad
>He decided to visit town unannounced
>He'll be over at my apartment in 30 mins
I hate it when people do this, especially when its people who should know you hate that shit
>>135830305
What subspecies are those?
>>135841995
Wow, what a shit dad, I can't believe he thought he could visit his own son without needing to schedule an appointment first.Just joshin' you, my man
>>135838687
>breakout games where someone goes for the flag
Those exist?
Breakout is great but fuck everyone who is ever on my team
>>135847415
>Breakout is great
>>135848780
>like liking breakout
What's wrong with you goy?
>>135850197
>like liking
You okay?
Does anime exist in Halo universe?
>>135851221
>>135851221
I have no reason to think it wouldn't. If you can get a hold of Master Chief figurines in 2552 I have no doubt there will be cartoons and whatnot.
>>135851491
Did someone have mc figurine?
>>135851221
Why wouldn't it?
>>135843875
Baron of Hell, Cacodemon, Mancubro.
>>135851640
Thorne did. It's shown off in one of the Escalation comics, when the UNSC begins to let people back into New Phoenix.
It's a shit comic overall, but it's there.
>>135851640
Goddamn it's so painful grinding these splaser kills.
Someone regrets their purchase.
>>135853695
But it's so good.
>>135853695
>tfw got 50/50 Splasers in on day in BTB because no one goes for it
When do I watch for pack?
>>135859408
this, how do link my xbox account to twitch? Do I have to do it on Xbox?
>heard about 80k Spartan pack
>don't have any skins or anything
>grind up to 60k
>decide to google and actually see what people are really getting
>fuck that
>buy 6 gold packs
>2 skins, bunch of armor pieces, tons of reqs
>implying you'll ever reach 100% if they put time-sensitive items in the game
Where were you when you made this decision?
>>135860506
They're not time-sensitive, they're early-access.
poppop
Auuuugh!?
- Tim "tool man" Taylor
Any parties on?
Who's the leader of HaloGeneral Reserves? Is he just always inactive? I sent a request two days ago and got nothing back.
>>135866191
the one in my pants
>>135867172
Nobody is allowed to join either of the company's. You're not allowed in
>muh secret club
>>135867461
d00d
let me in
I play halo a lotpls
>>135860738
Then what the fuck is all the commotion about?
Only 15 more kills until I am finally free of this madness. So close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0obow-wqPb0
How often do you guys replay the OT?
>>135871546
I usually try to play through Halo 2 and 3 once every year
>>135860098
Just use the twitch app on the Xbox and watch it from their
2 more hours
>>135872020
>no CE
SOMEONE REMAKE BOARDING ACTION IN FORGE PLEASE.
AND HANG EM HIGH.
>Quantum Break is 720p
I hate you, Microsoft.
>>135873665
The eye can't really discern differences past 720p.
>>135873837
the differences between 720p and 1080p anime are pretty discernible
>>135875080
Today, anon was this dumb.
>>135874619
Passing means you lack confidence in yourself.
Halo World Champion shit is at 7 pm est fyi.
>>135875548
Well, we both passed, so the feeling was mutual.
>>135873665
If they had listed it as "1080p" but still give the 720p, you wouldn't know the difference.
This is exactly like tricking the audiophiles by uploading MP3s converted to FLACs.
>>135872020
Yeah, I always play through the original trilogy the weekend after my birthday. Baked as fuck. It's a lot better of a feeling on my original xbox.
I wonder if anyone will even wear the stupid new armor, with that gaudy emblem on the chest.
What's your favorite trailer/commercial?
I'm partial to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKDkKKt9Y7I
>>135877156
I'd wear it a lot more if not for the chest emblem, but I definitely will keep it on for some time
>>135878165
Never got why people liked the action figure one. I always liked this more.
Also, We Are ODST.
>>135878165
I remember being annoyed at this trailer cause it made me think that the game was actually going to explore the training Chief went through and all that, at least somewhat.
Then I got something like 4 times better
>>135878402
Which is the action figure one?
>>135878654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZGGIdpfEM
saw this on the front page in the popular threads section: >>>/mlp/26798312
>>135879819
>saw this on the front page in the popular threads section
hmm
dont talk to me or my son ever again
>>135880161
Is he your wife's son?
>>135878402
>Never got why people liked the action figure one
it's a diorama you pleb
>>135879819
I wonder if they realize how much they act like the Flood.
>>135880934
Then how did chief move?
>>135881332
CGI nigga
>Swatnums
This wouldn't be so bad if the magnum didn't fire so fucking slow
>>135881724
Swatnums is way better than normal swat fucking pleb.
HCS pack when?
C
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?
Do I have to watch the whole final?
>>135874619
AGAIN, AGAIN YOU KEKS ARE IN A PARTY AND NOT GROUPING UP WITH THE REST OF US.
FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEE
Get on the party is full oh okay, I didn't want to play anyway.
>>135882970
A spot just opened
>>135882168
>>135882970
there are a bunch of literally whos in there, fuck the party. Someone make a new one
Can I get an invite?
>>135883271
>full party
>literal whos
>people playing other games in the party
hg has been so shit lately for parties
Reminder that tomorrow is Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
>>135880934
I know it's a diorama, but the Chief was specifically a figure, and the commercial wasn't very good outside of the "wow, they decorated a table" factor. Especially if you grew up going to stores that often had terrain tables for Warhammer.
Who wants to party up?
>>135883910
You sound autistic.
>>135882970
>SAO progressive argo
patrician taste anon
>>135884074
Great argument.
>>135883910
>he doesn't like Chopin
>>135884243
Why does /hg/ like such shit anime?
>>135884510
>progressive
>anime
get a load of this normie
>>135884758
Reading LNs is even worse desu.
>juvenile writing
>shitty translations
>cliche plots
>>135884510
>Shit Anime
>Manga
>>135684218
>explaining that forerunners were ancient humans
nope
>>135884935
too late fαm
>>135885346
Read real literature like pic related.
>>135885346
>all that yaoi fujo shit
stream in 5
>tfw no /hg/ anon to buy me 1000 dollars worth of gold req packs
>>135885974
I have to download XLE I guess?
Is this the right way to watch it?
>>135885974
>It ain't Megumin
Who fucking cheats in Grifball? For what purpose? Glitching out the map with the ball, Seriously? Why?
We fucking demolished them kill wise and only lost by a single goal
>just lost 100-305 in Warzone
So how do we fix Warzone? I'm thinking
>if the enemy has all the bases, your reqs cost half the price
>instant respawn
One of those two would be good, I'd say.
>>135885636
>real literature
That hit the meme spot senpaitachi
>>135885974
>megumin
Top taste, senpai
>>135886342
Why? That would make core wins impossible.
That's the last one.
>>135885974
>please try again later
>>135886648
How much $ did you spend?
>>135886648
Did you get sharkskin skins? Are they still dropping?
>>135886772
I didn't spend a dime. Sold all my REQs tho.
>>135886775
I didn't get either one and I don't have time to get 80k again.
>>135886648
oh wow, there is somewhere retarded enough to buy skins coming in later updates
>>135886480
>liking fotm whores
Here we go.
>>135887051
>implying fotm
>implying I'm a dirty secondary
Who /MegaBloks/ here?
HOW DO I WATCH?
>click on the finals are here
>boots up XLEi
>no live event at this time
just gib armor pls
>2.5 million for playing Halo 5
Why is Major Nelson a fucking Manlet?
CONSOLE
CONSOLE
CONSOLEThey're gonna need some CONSOLing after this is over.
>>135887475
This, I just want muh REQles 343
>literally no one cares about the mlg shit but instead just want the req pack
This is all your fault 343.
!req
>>135887804
XLEi still isn't working so I switched to Halo Channel app and it seems to be working.
!req
Does !req even do anything? I didn't get my pack yet
>tfw Bravo isn't on tinder
You're on tinder, right /hg/?
>>135888408
Try entering it again.
>>135888292
>>135888131
!req
>>135887876
>>135888131
>>135888292
I think its mostly the fault of the Esports structure, 80% of it is retards talking and not the game, once the game starts no one's going to do it.
>1 (one/uno/ichi) grenade destroys a tank
How much does this turd trade in for?
>>135888292
>>135888531
>>135888534
Is this meme or do i really need to type it?
>Yfw they won't give the req till the end of the stream
>>135888526
Hahahahahahagag
These CLG look like massive faggots.
>>135887876
>ESL
JUST
Kek thats so cringeworthy
That awkward Moment where the anouncer walkes away and the mlg uggos didnt know what to do
I wanna fug lethul
https://store.xbox.com/en-US/Xbox-One/DLC/Halo-5-Guardians-Halo-World-Championship-REQ-Paket/70ef0815-4488-44de-beed-d2852df07399#gameDetailsSection
The memes end here
>>135889248
>>135889327
thanks senpai, don't have to watch this shit now
d
>>135889327
So no reason to continue watching then right?
>tie game