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DOTA 2 GEN IS NOT AN OFFICIAL THREAD MIODS edition

INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/

DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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3rd thread already
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Reminder to not post in Dota 2 Gen threads Gulagites
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>>135677062
I don't.
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>threadwars
it sure reeks of /v/
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When did you guys realize Dota 2 is a piece of shit game?
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>tfw polite non-toxic Dota 2 player
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>>135677458

My compatriot!
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WHERE THE FUK IS THE SPRING CLEANING PATCH LA
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>>135677441
There is no thread wars, people that aren't Reddit know that DOTA 2 GEN umaru threads aren't /d2g/ and to report and not post in them
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>>135677451
In 2011.
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>threadus generalus trigonis!
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>>135677607
i haven't been here in months so yeah, it seemed to me that there were thread wars going on
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>>135677738
>i haven't been here in months

Hey dude, do you have that old Jugg pic with him sniffing money and saying it smells like coke and hookers?
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>>135677738
Same guy always trying to make them with DOTA 2 GEN and an umaru pic, I made the thread not for warring but because we needed a proper one.

welcome back though remember not to post in DOTA 2 GEN threads
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>>135677458
i spammed a bunch of support games at 4k mmr, conduct summary updates and i have 0-3 reports and 4 commends

play support d2g
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>Dota 2 Gen spergs still thinking their threads will ever be accepted
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>>135677823
there you go, familia
>>135677914
but what's exactly the problem with that? not like i care but it does look like warring
>tfw gents is gone
;_;
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>>135678083
Because it's not official, we're Dota 2 General - /d2g/, not DOTA 2 GEN. He realizes it annoys people so he always tries to do it. Luckily the Gulag isn't infested with weeaboos and Reddit right now so it didn't take off.

It's the principle you see
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>>135678083
Holy shit, dude.

This image was lost in the passage of time.
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>>135677562
>seaniggers
>caring about a patch or two
like you would go do some metaforging when it comes around
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>>135678386
But I already did.

Jungle troll into Battlefury is my new meme.
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>>135678083

Forced meme OP pic , the same 1 guy trying to force his shit in, he has been trying since... lastmajor ? or something
also this is /vg so all threads should be X general not X gen
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>>135678470
never heard any of it
then again, anything's viable on your server
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>>135678303
>>135678483
ah, yeah, i don't like weebs either so i'll remember not to use that gen
>>135678319
>this isn't relevant anymore
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https://youtu.be/0C_ygIH4o60?t=17m53s
Envy is a god of dota.
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>>135678654
Here's a catch up of metas and their memes depending on how long you've been gone. And thanks for doing your part to the Gulag.
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>>135678002
same tbH except i mostly played offlane
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esports when?
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nth for ppd
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>>135678739
watch from 17:53
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>>135678898
~6 hours fami, VP vs Col
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>they still aren't playing LD
Uhhh, Dotards? How do you explain this?
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>>135678864
I have been playing sparingly but I dislike memepush so I'm waiting for a patch now.
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>>135679046
>h
>i
>g
>h

>skill
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>>135679046
Same reason I don't Lycan or Enigma; I don't have micro for fucking pets.
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William 'Blitz' Lee
@Blitz_DotA
Room service guy comes in @Arteezy lying in bed with me says ' ya we gay we getting it' rofl
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>>135679140
LD winrate only goes up with skill brackets.

What's your excuse, stupid puck poster?
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>>135679316
RTZ is a confirmed butthole buccaneer
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>>135679046
>a hero is able to win with only brown boots and a 2000 gold item
uh
dotards???
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>>135679513
i know you're b8ing but i really wish dotardbuff would find a way to show the bear's items on pages other than the match page
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Sniper has literally nothing going for him except attack range. How does that make him a hard carry?
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I think what Dota2 needs is 2 seperate solo MMR numbers, one for when you try hard and one to play when blazed.

I've got 4k MMR and I just wish I could smoke some kush and get some chill games but I always have to tryhard when I'm not smurfing.

Why can't I set my MMR to 2K or something when I feel like it?
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>>135679692
He is the best pusher/highground defender in the game probably
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>>135679739
same reason there's no solo q, this game is a joke
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>>135679739
unranked you fucking waste of space, kill yourself
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>>135679692
Pick heroes that specialize in playing Bouncer for him and he'll hammer people to death when he has items and can use them without being bursted down.

Centaur, Spirit Breaker, even le balanced stove man are good with him because they hold people in place and make it hard to initiate on.
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>>135679739
its called unranked you dumbo
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>>135679692
He's hardly a carry
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>>135679845
>>135679880
>replying seriously

don't feed the (You)monsters
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why does mana void do so much damage
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>>135679739
>Live in DUDEWEEDLMAOistan
>Still no weed
>Too autistic to maintain dealers because they all wanna sit and chill for 30 minutes with their friends there every single time

I play a great support stoned too, I'm a lot more careful with my warding and pulling.
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>>135679845
>>135679880
But my unranked games are almost as hard as my ranked games.

Do I really have to throw 100 games first to tank my unranked MMR?
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>>135680145
get a smurf account
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Sheever is honestly doing a really good job. She's not an expert analyst, but that's not her job. She's a really good host and does a great job at keeping everyone on track and continually gives them good questions for them to answer.
It has nothing to do with her gender, but the reception she gets from the community is pretty disgusting.
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>>135680607
she's not gonna suck ur needle dick fuckboi
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>stack with a couple of friends and some randoms
>get matched up against a 3k tryhard stack
>go jungle am for shits and giggles
>end up demonlishing them
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>>135680703
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cf/Slark_kill_04.mp3
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>>135680776
>tfw you all call out the same person on the enemy team and the stack starts infighting in all chat
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Why does this char have such a shit winrate? he is absolutely OP If you get a early midas you are pretty much promised to win, enemies can't kill you without MkB, you have a crazy Slow and a Burst damage nuke, You shit on mid, You shit on offlaners, You get 3 rapiers and Can't even be killed. He's not even that hard to play Just get necro 3 and micro like you have a brain.
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>>135680857

what the fuck is he even saying
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>>135680906
>You shit on mid
rofl

no creep clear
no harass
reliant on gank rotations
shit lasthitting

this statement alone shows what a fucking 2k retard you are
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Reminder
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>>135681305
my discrete math teacher keeps telling me to take linear algebra.

is it fun?
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>>135681305
Know why this pic screams Australia?

Copious quanitities of Pepsi Max
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>>135681050
"go on get out of here"
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>>135681370
You're focusing on the wrong thing man, you won't need linear algebra when you have F R E E E G G S
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>>135681579
>free protein for my mi gong
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>>135681305
>elevating your monitor that high
>pepsi
>messy as fuck wiring
>keeping empty cups, cans, and bottles on your desk
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>>135681579
>gamer gear
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>>135680906
>bully him with a ranged orb from your creeps
>has no armour
>literally can't do anything except use magnetic field then wait 50 seconds for it to come back

lol.
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>>135681214
So you're one of those that don't know how to play arc warden or what he does. THere's a vid for you actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgJCmPaNWx0
"nobody to blame, but yourself"-Arc Warden
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>>135681579
F R E E S A L M O N E L L A
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>>135681829
>What is attack range?
>what is Flux?
>How do i use Spark Wraiths?
>What is level 6?
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What kind of fish is Slark??
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>>135682295
>How do i use Spark Wraiths?
I def agree with What is Flux and Level 6 though since double flux is literally a free kill but spark wraiths are flat out useless for damage until you're super high level and even then they don't do enough DPS to be useful
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>>135682540
I don't personally use spark wraiths to kill, I think i've only ever gotten a few kills with them, But the enemy will go wherever the fuck a spark wraith is not. So once they are fluxed you Spark wraith off their escape routes and they are literally fucked in every way.
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>>135682415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuLOUufHdaU
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>>135681305
>housing commission.jpg
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>>135681840
rofl that literally a russian account booster in the 4k bracket

end yourself you fucking retard
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>>135682295
>what is Flux?
>how do I use spark wraiths?

Neither of them work if you're near your creeps unless you place the Wraith PERFECTLY only in range of your hero.
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>>135681370
I don't understand, you can graduate without "taking" linear algebra?

Where I come from, you have 100% obligatory signatures such as discrete math and linear algebra, you cannot avoid them
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I do get the sny meme for sven for memefighting and dagger is like a core on him already, but if we can't memefight early, should I ditch the sny and build dag + daedalus + extension instead? Btw what neuts to HoTD are useful for sven aside for stacking?
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>>135682995
I'm IS&T not CS
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>>135682865
Because in Dota 2 the mid laner never checks runes, Never leaves lane or anything. Also Arc warden hits level 6 and You have to take 2 Arc warden's auto attacks or run away.. You literally are fucked no matter what you do against him
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>>135680906
>needing to use the keyboard
No thanks.
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>>135681305
I used to worry about cracking open a freshly laid egg and seeing a half developed chick fetus in covered in yoke, but then I remembered that eggs have to be fertilized by dudes and now I'm pretty calm about it.
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>>135682861
What does that have to do with anything? he still shit on mid and if i recall correctly he was around 5-6k?
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Why is the FGC a much better community than you DOTARDS?

Why do you always have to be such manchilds?

You should take a look at the FGC as an example. If we had a community as good as them for sure DOTA wouldn't be a dead fucking ass kusoge.
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>>135683169
I literally Lol'd mate.
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>>135683276
I-I think you mean roosters anon. Fertilized by roosters, not guys.
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>>135683281
First off the dude can pick anything because he's a 7k player playing vs 4k retards

Arc warden does not shit on mid, watch your own fucking video it's entirely reliant on ganks and the mid being a fucking retard not understanding how the hero works
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>>135683350

What the fuck is FGC , FaggyCocksuckersClub?
stupid weebshit
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twitch tv broxy_tv
this nigga broxy i swear to god
he just tied up his tshirt into a turban and now hes playing oriental songs
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>>135683457

Fighting Game Community, doturd.
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>>135683452
Ok so name a hero that Can win mid if the other mid is better than them and playing a character that isn't completely countered by them. You're literally saying "Arc warden doesn't win mid! that guy is just good!" pretending like you don't have to be better than the other player to win lanes. Like jesus dude stop crying and accept it.
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>>135683452
Also you think one fucking instance of a person doing well defines the hero?

he has a fucking 33% winrate for a reason, not because he's complex or difficult it just not that powerful
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>>135683143
>Because in Dota 2 the mid laner never checks runes, Never leaves lane or anything

I don't understand your logic, Zet has the upperhand at runes which occur every 2 minutes, so there's no point for the enemy laner to go for them if he's shat out wraiths on it.

In between those two minutes though is him getting shit on by the other laner because of harrass and superior base damage.

Tell me how he lanes against any meme mid like OD, Invoker or TA - even less common ones like Viper would shit on him.
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>>135683350
>fighting game cuckolds

>literally cucked by SMASH of all things

>NINTENDO has just as many games as CAPCOP at EVO this year

>Smash will probably claim the highest viewercount

>fighting game cuckolds claimed smash would never be at evo
>then they claimed nintendo would never have more than 1 game

>SFV is a sales disaster and a complete joke
>EVO still has miserable tier prizepools with pay2win because the FGCuck community is all poor minorities
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BROXY GOING FULL ISIS ON THE STREAM
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>>135683350
It's actually funny, the Dota pro scene has a lot less rage than the FGC. I mean you guys got manchilds ripping the fucking controller out of the console, People like DSP at fucking events, Crying on stage and all that shit. Dota pros are really fucking calm and chill and our biggest rager Arteezy isn't half as bad as most Pro players. As far as the players as a whole? you're gonna need to pull out some statistics to prove there's not as many ragers and babies in the FGC. otherwise you're just speaking from anecdote and have no point.
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queueing in ranked as drunk

is it a good idea?
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>>135683784
kill yourself, nobody cares
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>>135683784
is fun idea — good luck my drunk friend
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>>135683805
ayy lmao
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>>135683675
Good job ignoring the rest of my comment. And Arc doesn't win mid against TA or invoker. He can win mid against OD cuz OD shouldn't be able to even get close to arc in lane.But what you don't understand is Arc wins mid if he even gets some last hits. cuz if arc gets midas before 10 minutes the game is basically over.
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>>135683605
fuck off you peruvian fucking retard

I already told you why arc mid is weak and your counter argument is a youtube video of a pubstar
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>>135683350
dumb animeNEET
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ANELE
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>>135683421
He's referring to a fucking stupid /r9k/ meme that surfaced 2 weeks ago when a russian guy posted a fake video of him putting his own sperm in a chicken egg and making a moving worm creature. Yes /r9k/ believed this was actually possible. Everyone on that board is a sad piece of shit and they all deserve the garbage lives they are living.
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>>135683940
it looks like he provided evidence to support his argument and you're mad about THAT
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>animeNEETs think they're part of the FGC.
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>>135684032
What is the context of this shit?
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>>135683940
Sorry mate i countered all your arguments and you didn't even address them and then your only comeback was "well he was better at mid that's why he won" as if every midlaner is only supposed to be carried by how OP the character is. I'm sorry that YOU aren't good enough to play arc mid (or even understand how he works) but thankfully i am.
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If I random ogre, should my starting items be 5 mangoes and a shield, or six mangoes?
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>>135684032
>shilling on d2g
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>>135684118
good argument, keep replying you're totally makign solid points on how arc warden is good
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>>135683784
DUDE

BUD LIGHT
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>>135684030
Hey, fuck YOU, dude.
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>>135684060
I wasn't referring to that. What the fuck have you been watching!
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>>135684270
that wasn't even me. jesus christ calm down.
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>>135683457
>>135684030
>>135684119
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>>135683923
Only reason I ignored it is because it's irrelevant.

You're going to get out CS'd and denied, which means the enemy laner will hit 6 before you and have superior kill potential on you.

Two of his abilities are countered by being near your creeps, how would you ever lose to that in a 1 on 1 lane?

I'm not saying the hero is shit, he certainly isn't, but you're completely disregarding his weaknesses.

If the enemy mid gets a good start and starts snowballing, the memepush is already knocking on your tier 3s while you're still-on a brown boots, midas and necro 1s.
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>>135684389
t. assblasted animeNEET
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>>135684373
yea yea nice one look at me guys im foaming at the mouth that means im wrong right
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>>135684315
actually coors light
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>>135684338
dumb animeNEET
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>>135679739
ikr
but just play unranked
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>its an od np spec invoker pickers every game episode
I hate reruns
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>>135684402
>get midas at 10 minutes
>at minute 20 have necro 3 and desolator
And this was a match where i got shit on mid by a silencer that was just frankly better than me, On a side note though Starting build for Arc warden mid (at least for me) is a Wraith band a faerie fire and a iron branch And a couple Tree salts from my allies. damage isn't too bad then.
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>he's still playing Peruvian Pick (AP) and not Whites Only Mode (RD)
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>>135684469
Sorry man, I was just havin a giggle at your expense is all
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>>135684469
You're wrong because you have no point.
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>tfw next patch will be the same thing with 6 other heroes becoming cancer
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hey guys look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfXKWDbQnu4

this proves magnus is a good mid hero, so why aren't you play him?
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>>135684060
this kid got trolled so hard he's still posting about it 2 weeks later
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Why aren't you watching Tokido body every American shitter LIVE right now, gulag?
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>>135677458
lol fuck back to the reddit loser
i bet you're the casual who says "chill man its just a game"
fuck u
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>this merlini game
Holy shit if this game doesn't prove that you are the only constant I don't know what does.
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>team mate doesn't say what lane he's going during picking phase

Seriously, how hard is it to click on the map?
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>>135684973
>wasn't picked once at Shanghai

Ouch.

Not to mention Arise has fucked himself because he's spent all of his time being great at one hero that he's crushed any comp viability he has.

At least Jerax can play heroes other than Earth Spirit because otherwise that one ban at Shanghai woulda fucked him.
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what should i be buying against a farmed spec with dif/radi as a support? die and take it up the ass? i have problems getting euls/force and i think that's because i over buy wards and not getting enough last hits when a lane is free
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>>135685098
How mad was Dire

>Shit talking after getting mid racks
>Lose after having megas for 15 minutes to a carry Tree and Lion
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>>135684973
It's actually funny cuz you did make a point there, just not the one you wanted. Magnus is a good mid hero and that's a good mid player playing that good mid hero.
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Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the storm
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give me a hero to meme for my placement matches
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>>135685459
If you're Shadow Demon, aghs, if you're anyone else, lube.
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>>135685610
aether lens skywrath is disgusting
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>>135685462
They lost to GrandGrant. They're probably on suicide watch.
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>>135685031
That is so impressive.
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>Tokido just 5-0 the entire American team

LMAO!
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>tfw 6 reports in mylast conduct summary
>just because I don't speak portuguese
Why is dota so unfair?
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>>135685362
why wasn't magnus picked at all? isn't he a good hero?
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>>135685253
im not an anime person but man, i would love to shove my dick into nonon's mouth. god.
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>>135685690
To be honest rushing a Veil is better since the massive INT buff.
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>>135685896
on that matter I think it depends on what your comp is yeah? Aether Lens is better if you're having to be an annoying zoning cunt, and Veil is better when you have to drop a sick cunt ult
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>tfw slow mo one shotting an Enchantress with Enchant Totem and Daedalus

FUCKING DOE CUNT GGETTT REKT YOU FOTM SHITTER FEELS SO GOOD
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iron talon or gloves of haste first for midas rush on np?
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>>135685765
Do you want me to teach you Portuguese, dudester?
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>>135685896
The big thing about veil is that it raises Skywraths armor to positive levels.
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>>135686102
you can also get tranqs for that reason
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>>135686075
eu falo un poquitinho already
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>>135685986
I think Veil is always better first, makes Sky one of the only supports who can solo cores more reliably - his spell range is already really good and now he doesn't have the benefit of the magic resist from Aether.
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>>135685537
>Magnus is a good mid hero
rofl

you really have no fucking idea what a good mid hero means, but yes magnus is a better mid than arc because he can spam waves, harass and get kills without rotations

however since he's a melee fucking hero he gets shit last hits and can get harassed the fuck out, a decent lane matchup will fuck him

I've watched arise play magnus tons of times in mid and rarely "wins" mid lane instead just farms decently and gets kills when rotations come
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>>135686296
>aether
>magic resist
LMAO
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>>135686264
The correct way would be "Eu já sei falar um pouco".

You've got a lot to learn. No wonder you're getting reported.
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>>135686410
so what, you think you're so tough you lil bitch?
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>>135686296
>doesn't have the benefit
>doesn't have the benefit
>doesn't have the benefit
>doesn't have the benefit

Reading comprehension?
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>>135686450
did you read his post
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What are the best heroes for someone comes ng from league? I've played a few games and have the some of the mechanics down but im pretty new.

I love Ogre Magi and Tidehunter so far because they are a bit tanky so I can fuck up. Viper and Zeus are fun too.
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>>135686554
meant for
>>135686450
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>>135686593
Meepo is a very easy character for beginners to pick up.
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>>135686593
meepo since league is all skills spamming
I have a friend who came from league and the first hero he played was meepo, went wrecking shit
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>>135686593
Pudge.
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Why there so many Spanish or BRs or whatever in my games? I'm in US East preferred but pretty much every team has someone I can't communicate with. Are there no Latin servers?
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>>135686593
wraith king
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>>135686572
>support
>not enjoying any form of magic resist
even more LMAO
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>not playing exclusively against bots
No children
No foreigners
No bitching
No LOL I REPORT YOU
No MMR epeen bullshit
Can abandon whenever
Is actually somewhat fun because you can relax and play/experiment as you want
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Tune in to swayzesghost to watch the forging of a new meta build.
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>>135686717
do you think Latinos are rich enough to afford their own servers? of course not, use your fuckin brain
that's why they come to our servers like the illegal immigrant they are
see how dota reflects real life
fucking illegal immigrants
this is why we vote for trump
so we can have a pure white server
sv_pure 1
sv_white 1
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>>135686738
>bots
>fun

rofl, they just group up as five past ten minutes
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>>135686717
Even third world browns don't want overexposure to other third world browns.

That's how I explain there being so many RUS on my EU servers anyway.
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>>135686717
Portuguese is the 6th most spoken language in the entire World.

If you don't know Portuguese by now you should literally seriously consider killing urself.
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>>135686679
>>135686680

Come on y'all. I might be new and coming from league but help me out instead of spouting Meepo memes.
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>>135686738
The bots on your team feed like mother fuckers though.
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>he doesn't anime
you fucking peruvians
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>>135686816
>online
>fun
rofl, they just group up as five immediately to grief the fuck out of you at the very beginning
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>>135686862
it's not a meme you dumb nigger
go try it out, minus the macro, he's suitable for league players
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>>135686921
at least they're creative
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>tfw no farting power hero
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>>135686593
night stalker
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>>135686859
English is the 3rd most spoken language in the entire World.
If you don't know English by now you should literally seriously consider killing urself.
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>>135686863
Still more fun than playing against people.

>>135686978
>griefing
>creative
lel
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>>135686859
>huehueheuheuehueheuehueheuhue
>algun br
>hueheuehueheuehuehue
>gib monies
>report x
>report y
>peruvians on my team
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Is omniknight's god the real god, or is chen's god the real god? Or is there no god at all like dirge says?
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>>135686859
t. Alberto Barbosa
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What's with all the anime posting tonight?
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>>135687206
There's only one God and that's the God Emperor of Mankind you filthy heretic
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115 tinder matches

too autistic to get 1 date
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>>135687271
Anime runs this shit
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>>135687271
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>>135686510
garoto voce nao comprendei que meu portugeish e muito muito ruim agora pero em veranao eu voy pra praia and falo com muitas garotinhas, eu aprendao muito rapidao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bWoLqJiZUE
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>>135687023

But I know English.

What's your point, mongoloid?
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>Bloodraged Bloodseeker one shots Riki with Dagon

This Merlini stream is all sorts of meta forging.
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>>135687432
At least I have my dotafus
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>>135687437
how
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>>135687206
What if you were an all powerful entity that could be anywhere at any given time and all you had to do to get the entire world united is appear to each person and chat it up for a few seconds, but you don't do that because you either don't exist or you're that big of a dick and shouldn't be worshipped anyway? What then?
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>>135687416
Trump?
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>>135677451
when Overthrow was released
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>>135687490
That sounds like shit Brazilian.
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>>135687437
spamming anime doesnt mean you run anything
just as niggers with their OOGA BOOGA BLACK LIVES MATTER dont run Seattle

you are literal niggers
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>Spirit Breaker upgrades his dagon while having regular boots and not a single strength item for the rest of the game
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>>135687701
buttblasted normie
get outta here
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i just randomed ancient apparation what skill should i max first
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>>135687271
¡We run this shit! ^_^
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>>135687271
I crank up the anime posting when I'm horny, and I'm horny because of Gawker getting rekt.
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>>135687826
bloodstone
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>>135687826
Repick.
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>>135687619
"God works in mysterious ways bro™"


my favorite part is that god stopped doing miracles 2,000 years ago COINCIDENTALLY® after people became literate and scientific
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how do I get to that API that records what I said in dota matches
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>>135688085
yasp.co
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>Merlini's stream is bullying weeaboos
I-I thought Merlini was cool.
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>>135686862
You think they are joking but even if meepo has a high skill ceiling he also has a low skill floor, he can function as a hero without much micro, the only thing you have to micro at first is sending a meepo to base during laning to regen him, just that.
A friend who came from league of legends liked 3 hroes at the start: Skywrath mage, puck and meepo, cause they're pretty spammy and don't run out of mana easily.
>>
Is spamming omni the only way to win games?
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>>135688289
reminded me to get 100% OJ
that shit seems fun
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>>135688338
its idiot proof but you can also try getting gud instead
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>>135688338
Spam silencer.
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>>135688289
Merlini is Reddit.
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>>135686410
Explain how arc can't harass, how arc can't get kills without rotations. Also you have no idea what a good mid means because "They're melee" isn't a good reason. beastmaster is melee, brewmaster is melee and both of those will fuck almost every hero mid every time.
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>>135686862
they aren't trolling any 1k shitlord can play quadrupe heart of trasque meepo
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I haven't played since august and mostly play support is there a guide that will get me up to speed with the map changes?
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>>135687507
Learning a language besides the lingua franca international tongue is by definition a niche interest.
Anyone that matters world wide speaks English, including the shittiest of the third world shitholes.
>my face when speaking with a particularly well off goat farmer in Pakistan
>in English
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>>135688419
Silencer in this patch is very weak, his E is shit now, and aghanims not worth it
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>>135687206
In Dota lore the closest thing to a god is actually Arc Warden.
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>>135688614
ppd made a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDRgLpFHK2s
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Hey guys i've been doing this experiment in which i mute every single motherfucker in my game at the start and then play normally.
So I'm constantly updating every time I get a conduct summary. You could say that the results are already officially "consistent".
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>>135683660
>he has a fucking 33% winrate for a reason
Just like Earth Spirit while Jerax spammed him to 6k, it's because the people playing as, playing with, or playing against Arc Warden don't know what the fuck they're doing.
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>>135688730
Who's talking about E, press R and ride your Force Staff to gain W and atos for your slow teammates.
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>>135688768
whats the point? is your win rate going up?
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>>135688704
B-But your brain gets stronger if you l-learn another language!
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>>135688880
You will start to notice whenever you hit 4k that people will just bkb and fuck your shit up if you really wanna use that stragegy

bkb= no ulti, no atos you dead game lost
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>>135683660
>this hero has bad winrate therefore hero is bad
>Skillcaps don't exist
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>>135689243
I forgot that you are playing games with 10 bkbs and ult that can't be used after bkb.
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>>135689243
That's not even 4k, as a 1k shitter i can say BkB is a pretty popular item here too.
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>>135684684
>greedy lineup that can't lane for shit for 20 minutes
>lose
Your fault tbqhsmh
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>>135689015
it is, but it might be random noise for all i know.
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>random Drow
>instant spirit breaker, tusk, slardar counterpicks
>wait till the last second
>repick into lifestealer

haven't had a good lfiestealer game in a while lads, feels good to finally get it out
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>>135685992
Match ID or webm pls
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>>135689451
SMASH EM HULKSTER
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>>135689363
>I forgot that you are playing games with 10 bkb
not 10, but definetly 1 up to 3, at least in serious games without 3k retards
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>>135689116
Shut up Alice, all you need is English, only losers learn other languages.
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>>135689476
>here I gave up and paid the russian booster 5 dollars
ftfy
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>>135689593
On my 4k the MAGIC OF TIMING exists, that and some magic powder gave me a lot of wins.
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>>135689451
SMASH 'EM, HULKSTER!
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>>135686787
ok anyway this is the new meme. the enemy team was DOGSHIT so this win doesnt matter (high skill roflmao!!) but anyway

the meme is aether lens offlane medusa.

medusa:
>takes too fucking long to come online as a carry, literally forever
>does NO FUCKING DAMAGE forever with anything except snake
>is in a meta against heroes that drain mana
but
>does EXCELLENT DAMAGE with snake, one of the best spells in the game, overbuffed
>is a good offlaner with mana shield and her range and decent auto attack
>can farm obviously even when not given primary farm roles

this is similar with what has happened to some other heroes recently, the meta has pushed them into earlier fighting roles, and it has become apparent that that's how they should be built now

safe yourself the humiliation of not building this now. when it's in every pro game at manila you will bask in my prescience
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>>135689451
>censoring freedom of the press
>a good thing
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>>135689713
it's not a boost haha, i just went legion jungle for like 15 games and won them all...
check my dotabuff if you want.
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/252716515
Those games were all played by me on a South American server.
And don't even bother saying shit like >"normal skill"
I know i'm bad at the game, i'm not discussing that.
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>>135687206
There are multiple gods in the Dota world.

Omniscience may or may not be a pretender but it is fairly powerful regardless.

>>135688731
Arc Warden is just a third Ancient.
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>>135689647
Hey, don't bully that dude, man.

I'd teach that dudebro Portuguese any day of the week.

Provided if he sucked my dick that is.
>>
Is Love live good?
>>
What do you think of xiao8, d2g? Can he "save Chinese Dota" like the Chinese fans say he will? Is he a bad enough dude?
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>>135689918
No. Unless you like Bake, then why are you asking? You'd eat literal shit and think it's good.
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>>135689845
>Umaru shitstain reads Shitaku

Why am I not surprised.
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>>135689881
yeah but he was powerful enough to imprison the Dira and Radiant ancients or some shit.
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>do well
>talk shit to the other team
>don't lose
>get muted for literally a week
Worth every single bit.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2232306174
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>>135689753
On my 4k the MAGIC OF TIMING exists
in 4400 exist some kind of timing coordination indeed, but that's not the point

If some fucking retard does that ult-atos-force staff into the brawl, any 4k player would react by getting bkbs and fucking your shit up though

Thats the point
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>>135689914
Portuguese is just drunk Spanish; and it's the worst out of all romance languages desu
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>>135689918
It's actually really good.

Go watch it. It will even make you better at DOTA.
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>>135689845
>freedom of the press
>fucking shit SJW websites
>bad
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>>135688704
that goat looks like fucking Joe Biden lmao

also, i would like to learn german as my 3rd language, i feel like knowing 3rd languages is pretty fucking cool, i would love to be able to say that i do.
and i'd love to go visit switzerland or something and thats an advantage.
>>
Why is the matchmaking in this game so shit?

Every game it's either my team stomps or the other team stomps. Every game. They are never close.
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doe turd!
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>>135689960
team line-up: xiao8, iceiceice, Mushi, fy, Hao

done, I single-handedly saved asian dota
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>>135688494
Arc can't harass because he has no fucking harassing spells, his only "harass" is flux which is reliant on mid being a retard or your teammates rotating in to force him out of position.

why do I have to explain that

>Also you have no idea what a good mid means because "They're melee" isn't a good reason
I was talking about magnus, who is reliant on those first CS in order to get his bottle. Which means he has to walk to the creepwave and take a bunch of harass

Meanwhile both beastmaster and brew have skills that help them get their bottle which is why them being melee isn't a huge downside to them, not that I ever said that you fucking mouth breathing retard.

Are you mentally retarded or something? I forgot you're from peru or some shit
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>>135690134
It's actually more eloquent than Spanish. Sounds a little more rough than Italian though, but overall it is a extremely well constructed and polite language.
True Portuguese is an extremely Patrician language.
The Brazilians fucked it up though, since they are literal jungle monkey niggers.
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>>135690251
Because making it fair and good would take a bit of work and Valve is too busy printing money to work
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>>135690056
Huh, I didn't remember him saying he was the one who imprisoned them but it seems you're right.

Still not sure if he's the strongest but we could put him up there.
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>>135690134
I like portuguese because if you focus a little bit in the text, your brain takes away or add a few letters and start reading in spanish

Also, speaking is way more complex than it looks like
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>>135690251
Valve has bots that join games to force 50% so people who are shit at the game don't feel shit, and then go buy hats, and people who are good at the game feel they need to improve further, and then go buy hats.
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>>135690304
It's funny because I'll never sew my mouth onto her anus to be right there in the thick of it when she decides to grace the world with her fresh doturds
>tfw you'll never cuck an entire planet from having her ripe doturds for itself
Feels bad, man.
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>>135687884
Fill me in?
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>>135690636
Gawker owes Hulk Hogan $210,000,000.00.
$150m ruling + $60m in punitive damages.
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>>135690636
Gawker posted a film of Hulk cucking someone, then ignored a court order to remove it.
Hulk responded by delivering a running leg drop worth $115 million.
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>>135690713
Holy fucking shit
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The Optimus Prime of SJW news sites got literally raped by based hulk in court today for literal gorbillions, GG has won now and forever and vidya is saved.
Also, dota 2.
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>>135687826
Cold Feet, then Chilling Touch unless your team comp is worthless for it, then Vortex but get a single point in Vortex early.
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>his game has no waifus
Explain your existence, dotards.
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>>135691006
I'm only here for the funposting, dude-STER.
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>>135691006
That's what anime is for
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>>135687826
>lots of range heroes or ursa: chilling touch
>lots of magic damage:ice vortex
>none of the above:cold feet
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What's the best support to play in pubs to grind MMR? Dazzle? Silencer?
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>>135691006
>implying implications
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Friendly reminder to create a new thread when this one reaches it limit and to not ( N O T ) post in any DOTA 2 GEN threads.
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>>135690251

No idea. When I played CSGO (even though I only ever played to DMG) the games were sometimes one sided but I remember having a lot of good matches where comebacks were possible. A lot of close, fun matches.

It was possible in this game around a year ago as well but the patches over the past year have been fucking atrocious. Every game now is finished in 30 minutes and the game is decided in 15-20.

You can still gain MMR and shit but it just isn't fun.
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>>135691129
>falling for the ward buying jew
Kill yourself, cuck.
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all of them situationally
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This game will be dead soon. It doesn't earn new players and the existing players are constantly punished with mutes and lpq. The game only exists for 6k+ players and their fun. Low pool is just cancer, there is no explanation for it. The game has much much better dynamics than lol-shit but it will always bleed.
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Which hero can be described as "u wanna fuckin go m8"?
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>>135690806
Will they actually die from it though? Like is this enough to ruin them or is Gawker too big? I never thought of them as hundreds-of-millions successful but I literally don't know anything here.
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>>135691368
Lycan.
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>all these actual neogaffers in here pretending that this is a place where they can just ask questions
>all the retards responding to them
I hope your daughter gets raped by muslims on prom night, TbH fami.
>>135691413
They probably won't die, but it's a gigantic hit anyway one could look at it, and you can be sure they'll be much more careful about what they put out from now on.
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>>135691291

They just need to come up with

A) A better ranking system

and

B) Better matchmaking

80% of games shouldn't just be stomps. Hell look at the Dotabuff guide matches and most of them are "won a stomp 12 hours ago"
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>>135691291
>This game will be dead soon.
every thread

>703,145 playing 26 min ago
>1,291,328 all-time peak (within the last 30 days)
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when dragon knight is in dragon form,can he benefit from precision aura for ebin drow memepush lineups?
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>>135691413
>>135691565
Pretty sure it was already struggling. I seriously doubt they're going to be able to come up with a hundred million to just throw away.
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AYO CAPTAIN
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>>135689116
Math or any other sort of pattern recognition does the same thing.
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>>135690365
>What is attack range
>what are spark wraiths
>what is level 6
Why do you have to pretend you know what you are talking about on the internet?
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>>135691782
>when a hero is ranged, can he benefit from ranged damage bonuses?
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We have meta, guys!
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>he's about to ask a question google can answer
>he's about to not post an image
>he's about to use a word he barely understands so he doesn't get called a faggot and told to kill himself, despite his evident new-ness
>he's about to post an opinion generated from his 2k worldview
Stop.
>>135692102
>normal skill
>winning as naix
>ever
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>>135691368
Beastmaster
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>we need tanks
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>>135692014
Im more so meaning does he get it automatically or do I to use precision aura again to make him get the bonus?
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>>135692014
>My Dad beat me so hard I'm gonna be condescending on an Egyptian dog grooming forum
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>>135692163
>normal skill
It's very high and thank god it's not ranked.
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>>135692214
when terrorblade goes ranged, does his manta cooldown go up?
yes. yes it does.
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>second highest range in the game after sniper(techies is not even a hero)
>poor str and agi, but good int and great flash farming ability
>FREE 170 attack speed and perma phase boots
>high damage, good range nukes

Why aren't you playing lina as a right clicker instead of going for shit items like euls and aghs?

bottle treads daedalus skadi
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>>135691704
Anon, the civilized world is all that matters. Dota is losing players in EU and NA every passing moment.
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>tfw you lose a game when you're 18-3-9 Spectre 20 min in but because you've smoked so much you puke on your keyboard and your team doesn't pause for you while you clean up the mix of Ayran and half digested tuna egg sandwiches
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>>135692296
Good I think Ive found a frontliner for the drow memepush strategy.
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>>135692341
NA doesn't even play PC games and Dota2 is growing in CIS
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>>135691368
I feel this most accurately applies to me when I play Beastmaster
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>>135692341
>master race leaving Dota
Nice try, that would never happen.
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>>135692330
You get euls into blink to gank and get kills, then build her for right click. I don't know why people go ahgs on lina except in certain matchups though so i'll give you that.
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>>135692342
>setting the """herbal""" jew on fire and inhaling
Deserved it fampai
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>>135692424
EE probably already tried that when he was spamming Drow+Visage with Aui.
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>>135692547
I was just doing one with friends. Furion Od Drow Wd enigger
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>>135692463
>CIS
>not NA
>not EU
Who the fuck cares about third world white niggers?
They contribute nothing to the scene besides retards in pubs, streamslut and viewbotted streamers that do degenerate shit like boosting. They don't even have a proper tier 1 pro team even though they probably have the most players with China numbers dwindling.
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>>135692473
>play beastmaster
>solo offlane
>see enemy trilane
>yell "I BITE" and start auto attacking carry
>carry panics and runs under tower
>other support tries to desperately stop you
>orb of venom Boar level 1 2 gud
>chase under tower and die to tower but Enemy carry is also dead
>type "worth" in all chat
Every beastmaster game
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Why do people play WD when he's really just bad Shadow Shaman?
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who's the best Overthrow hero to shitfuck shitstains?
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>>135692706
You've got to bite to eat.
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>>135691368
Meepo amd Visage
>wanna go?
>lmao I'm like 3 heroes suddenly
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>>135691368
Bristle, Tide, Doom as well as Lycan and Beastmaster as others have pointed out.

Whenever I play those heroes, I can't stop myself from going all in at every opportunity.
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>It's a "eurocuck with open mic lets you hear jamal fucking his wife" episode
>>135692330
>treads on a hero that gets five free hyperstones
>daed that gives no mana regen to farm with and nothing to stop you from getting sneezed at and dying
>skadi like you'll have money for that after buying daed like a fucking retard
>why aren't you playing lina as a squishy gold piniata instead of going for objectively core items like euls and agh
Gee I dont know famboleovey
Lemme know when you get out of normal skill
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so I play league but I really want to learn about dota, what's some stuff I should know before I play?
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>>135691368
Ursa
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Hey /d2g/
do you guys get /lolg/ shitposters often?
>>135692396
your anon is in our yard, its no big deal was just wondering if you could come pick him up
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>>135692985
yes

>>135692957
>>135692985
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>>135692985
we shitpost so much and call eachother dotards so often that I wouldn't even be able to tell if lolers were here
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>>135692957
You'll learn a lot more from watching 100 of purge playing and listening and applying what he's saying than you will just playing initially. Make an effort to learn items and their recipes and every hero's abilities.
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>>135691368
You know who
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>>135692512
obviously you only do it when your win condition isn't reliable on the mid lane hypercarry's tempo control
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>>135692735
>have to LITERALLY stun yourself for five seconds to hold the enemy down for that long
>countered by attack speed or just being a ranged hero
>completely countered by bkb
>can either use wards to push or defend, not both
>will only win if your team could've won 4v5 anyway
>>135692985
Yes, but they disguise themselves with anime reaction images
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>>135692985
We have a regular ahriposter but he's fine because he posts ahri
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>>135692957
https://chaqdota.wordpress.com/2015/04/04/chaqs-new-ultimate-guide-to-avanced-middle-lane-solo/
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>>135692009
arc warden has 40-50 base attack and 800 missile speed, gets outcs'd easily by most heroes. Not to mention he has Z E R O starting armor so good fucking luck trading hits with anyone outside of techies.

Spark wraith isn't reliable damage either? has 3 second set up, huge mana costs and can end up being wasted on a creep wave. His starting mana pool is shit so he can't spam it. And the damage isn't even huge. Honestly even suggestion that arc should max his wraith while running him mid just fucking retarded, even your pubstar player knows to max flux.

Sure arc might be able to get a kill with his ultimate if if he has a full bottle, he has all his spells off CD, and probably needs max mana too. But who gives a shit at that point, the other mid laner should already have free farm and maybe killed arc once or twice.

Why are you pretending you know ANY fucking thing about dota? You have yet to give a single fucking reason as to why arc is good in the mid lane or how he stomps other mid laners. Arc is COMPLETELY fucking reliant on his team rotating to gank mid, otherwise he just does nothing except farm.
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>>135693086
well me i guess i understand but that other dude seems genuinely curious

>>135693138
i DO hear youre starved for waifus
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>tfw want to get drunk
>tfw no friends to drink with

drinking alone is still okay r-right?
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>>135693242
no, that means you're an alcoholic
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>tfw wielding a timely 13 minute midas as the midlane
>tfw losing lane to a phase necro
>tfw getting reaper's sycthed
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>>135692957
>what's some stuff I should know before I play?
Try to unlearn some of the shit you assume about strategy based on your lol experience.
For example, supports are NOT ward bitches. If all you do as a support is buy wards and couriers and mekansm, you failed.
Also, if you ever say "we need tanks" and we're in the same game, I will subtly throw the game and report you afterward.
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>>135692957
that spectre is OP is the only hero that you should ever bother playing if you want to win games.
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>>135693164
Ok So for your first point
>What is attack range
Your second point
>i don't know how to use spark wraiths therefore nobody does
For your third point
>I have no idea how arc's spells or ulti works or what he needs to do them but i'm a expert on how the hero performs
And for your 4th point
>reliant on team... all i need to say is "git gud"
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>>135693242
>drinking
>at all
Are you retarded, my man?
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>>135693614
I mean you can just admit you're wrong dude
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>>135693164
Every Single one of your points translate to "I'm not good enough and can't be bothered to learn the hero therefore the hero is shit"
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>>135693207
we have top tier waifus but they are somewhat few in numbers
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>>135693667
it makes me happy okay leave me alone
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>>135693614
not him but holy crap are you shit at making your point
try explaining your opinion instead of being condescending
I've watched the video posted earlier and all I saw was a good player stomping some retards like that witch doctor who can't drop a coconut to save his life
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>>135693242
drinking games exist anon.

Go take a shot for every blogpost and greentext you see in this general.
Take 2 shots for every anime picture
Take 3 shots for every frogposts
Take 4 shots for every /lolg/ shitposts
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>>135693760
Didn't even say the hero is shit, just a shit mid laner
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>no hero with cute feet

Explain this Dotards.
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>>135692945
you don't need euls to farm with lina, just ferry clarities

trust me it's more gold efficient
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>>135693667
offtopic: I once saw a movie about niggers and their drum/band showmatches and I forgot about the title. Help?
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>>135693775
Dunno man looking at this thread seems like theres more of an obsession with your man characters than anything.
Not convinced. You got monster girls?
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>>135693869
K here. Arc warden has a pretty amazing attack range, if you have a proper starting build your damage isn't that bad. his spells aren't bad either especially since once you hit 6 you can literally just get a free kill on the enemy mid with flux. And your only goal in mid as arc warden is to get your midas. Literally every argument against arc warden boils down to "Well i'm shit at the hero therefore nobody can play him well" Even arc says it himself "nobody to blame, but yourself" that quote fits the hero perfectly. P.S. I wasn't taking his argument seriously because if you actually read the thread i shit on his argument already earlier.
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>>135693995
CM with arcana has very hot feet mate
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>>135693995
Death prophet
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>>135694051
but you need euls to set up your stuns against not shitstains, you shitstain.
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>>135694062
Wow dude congrats on your first post in our dark spoopy corner of the deeep web, I'll bet it feels good to say the N-word in a public forum
Are you thinking of Stomp the Yard?
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>>135693931
He's not tho, you're just trash. Sorry to tell ya

>>135694051
Euls is good for farming the enemy heroes doe.
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>get mad
>dont abandon the game and keep my cool and play it out
>go to next game
>music too loud to hear the queue pop
>24 hour ban
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>>135694189
Nice bait.

>Stomp the Yard
nope, the one I had in mind had Drumming as the focal point of the movie. Afaik the finale happened in a soccer field and the teams duke it out with their band choreographies n shit.
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what the fuck cm looks so ecchi in this
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>>135693925
alcohol poisoning and getting drunk are not the same, anon
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>>135694464
Literally Drumline?

continuing offtopic: Is Brianna Wu a legit woman, I've only seen pictures of her and swore she was a tranny
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>>135693242
>posts anime
>wonders why he doesnt have friends to drink with
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>>135694556
>not a slither of skin in sight
>ecchi

back to tumblr
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>>135694610
just very ugly
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>>135694610
>still unable to post images
Yes, most internet-enabled whores are actually transvestites.
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>>135694458
use "bring to foreground when match found" function
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>Slark lets a no boots Centaur walk straight up to him and hoof stomp
>Instantly I drop all my items on the ground and feed 15 deaths

Sorry but when I picked my role I didn't realise support meant "teach you how to play"
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>>135694761
was shift-tabbed
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>>135687701
>trying to make 4chan your home again
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>>135694767
>CHOOSING
>A
>KEKOLD
>actually feeding
You deserved it, please kill yourself.
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>>135694556
are those fuckin fingerless gloves?

direct me to the workshop link so I can downvote it
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>>135694870
i dont understand what ur trying to say
my point is i just dont like anime posters lol
4chan isnt and will never be my home, i only come here for d2g and d2g has been shit for a long while
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>>135694652
jesus christ like its not that she got burned in a fire or had a stroke or something thats just how she naturally looks? thats unfortunate
>>135694729
what do you mean still unable to post images, do mods police for trannyposting that hard?

oh hey while im here i know nothing about this game but me and my fps friends love this video you guys seen it?
https://youtu.be/juTpWe3vIxk?list=PLRhVLAi8bsZxQYRCgg7QbEta5rt0RWVsW&t=51
good part is at 50 seconds or so but maybe since you DO play the game the bits before it make more sense
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>>135694985
It would be just fantastic if you could communicate in english.
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>>135676704
select all breed?

what the fuck does that even mean
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>>135694985
>posting cosmo
Opinion = discarded
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>Dragon Lance is now stackable

viable?
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>>135695221
>can be consumed, non stackable

now it's viable.
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i'm done guys, psg out

will be selling all my items very soon, going to be a laborious process, if you want anything in my account i will give discounts to d2gers somehow

i realized something evil about dota tonight

when i was a kid video games were my only refuge...for a person like me who didnt fit in anywhere they were my only friend. my way of making friends online etc. obviously that made a big difference and here i am today

but "behavior score" has once again taken that and turned it into something thats only for "normal" people..and people like me arent even welcome in a video game, that i love so much

i honestly feel so sad and betrayed and psychologically crushed by this revelation, i cant play anymore

if anyone wants to spectate my last game you'll see the straw taht broke the camels back. i beg enigma to get mek, he refuses. teamfight mid. i beg teammates to hit bloodseeker, they try to run...give up 4 kills for 1 because they wouldnt just hit him. enigma has a blink that wasnt used in the fight, instead of the mek which would win the fight for us automatically

i immediately analyze what needs to be done in the situation and everyone i play with panics. 2 auto attacks would have killed the BS and my team ran?...

I will never be able to play with people of my own skill level because a large percentage of the games I lose are purely out of frustration and hatred. This game isn't for me, and I'm not for it. I tried, but I wasn't wanted. Final behavior score: 542.

I'll miss you.
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>>135695181
dude looks stupid af doesnt he
>>135695146
??
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>>135695281
>eating a lance
Lol
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>>135694969
>my point is i just dont like anime posters
Maybe you shouldn't browse a website were anime was ingrained into it's culture from the very conception. Post's like yours were very uncommon 5 years ago.
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>>135695316
Who care...
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>>135695337
>eating trees
>eating space stones
>eating heroes but do not die in the process
Lol
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r8 meme

Aghs, Octarine, Blink/Shadowblade Gyrocopter.

With level 3 Ultimate being global on a 34 second CD you can literally kill a whole wave across the map. You are as good as Naga Siren.

Nuke wave's location or where they meet your creeps = full gold, all killed. Do it again when up.

Use flak and rocket barrage to quickly clear another wave and retreat to jungle.

Repeat until 8 slotted.
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>>135695337
>Moon shard
>Eating a literal chunk of the moon
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>>135694875
Deserved what?

are you implying the loss I forced was deserved- even after working for it? I guess it was deserved then.

Unless of course you're saying that I deserved winning as the outcome? We didn't win though because I never fail.



You arguing is actually awful. Has anyone ever told you that? You can't blackmail things that people don't want. You understand that right?
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>>135695403
this isnt ufkcing 2chan kiddo, most popular boards now are completely unrelated to anime.

AND MUST I REMIND YOU FUCKING RETARD WE'RE ON VG THE VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION CHANNEL BOARD IRC CHAT?!?! HELLO?
i cant believe you fail to see how moronic you are
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>>135695316
why do people even play dota if they don't have fun? Just play custom games fuck
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>>135695458
>wasting all that money just to farm
>farming more items just to farm
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>their game doesn't have waifus
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>>135694615
Typically it means he's autistic but too self aware to be blissfully ignorant with the typically clinically insane anime clubbers.
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today is gud day

can i finally enter very high skill
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>>135695432
>>135695464
>not wanting to be high on moon dust
???
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>>135695679
This is pretty nice.
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>>135695679
adelaide?
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TOP 200 NA WOOOO

AFTER 3 YEARS OF PLAYING

WE FUCKING MADE IT GULAG
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>>135695545
>this isn't 2chan
Never stopped everyone from posting anime pictures from 2003-2016
Get out normalfag
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>>135695551
it has some kind of value, it has some kind of attraction, where it feels like being good or winning matters

i did try to get better and i did want to be good...but what's the point if i never have a team the same skill as the enemy team due to behavior score?
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>those south americans you lost to
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>>135695919
>top 200 NA

That's the same as being 3k MMR EU, shitlord.
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why do people get octarine on Luna, literally lost a game just because stupid bitch got Oct instead of mkb vs wr
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>>135695919
>>135695316
beautiful in a way.
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>>135696046
it fits her playstyle
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How to fix Doom:

Option A
>Devour now decreases the manacost of Neutral Creep active abilities by 25/35/35/40 percent

Option B
>Doom now inflicts scaling damage based on the target's max HP (2.5/3.0/3.5 percent of MAX per second.)

Option C
>Infernal Blade stun duration increased to 0.75 from 0.3

Option D
>Base HP regeneration increased to 3 from 0.25
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>>135695919
holy shit brofsky
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>>135696046
people go octarine on... luna? Wait that's not even the worst part... people play Luna?
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Why don't people build Maelstrom on WR anymore? I can never seem to farm decently without it, autoattacking and powershot seems so inefficient.
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>>135695952
Yeah, dota is just gambling. But don't have to worry because i play dots and fate, and if i ever had the urge to play dota i can just play imba for a better stress free experience. Even if things get bad i can leave without getting an abandon.
Just a game
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>>135695919
please tell us whether or not Arc Warden is a shit hero, I'll trust your judgement
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Is 5:50 good midas timing for alchemist?
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>>135696304
Why would you build AS on wind?
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>>135696404
Because it lets you farm faster and wrecks people in team fights.

I get how Blink/Aghs/Daedalus is great but the problem for me is getting there without having Maelstrom
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>>135696404
to farm, idiot.
Youre never gonna use ur ulti on a fucking neutral creep or smth like that plus it costs a bunch of mana
maelstrom is good but i personally dont like it. but it is good.
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>>135695919
congrats fami

shitposting aside having your name on one of the leaderboards is a v big accomplishment regardless of which region
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>>135694069
Naga siren
Medusa
Enchantress
Broodmother if that counts
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>>135685031
I wonder if there's actually someone with a higher report rate out there.
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>>135696386
why would you rush midas as opposed to rod of repick
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>>135696536
>>135696469
>one of the strongest early ganking carries
>"I'll just itemize to spend my time in the jungle senpai"
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How do I achieve 11k networth by 25 minutes, doturds???????
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>>135696254
game was 70 min I gave her all the time with my Zeus skills, but she barely did anything to the enemy team so we lost
70 min wasted on that shity game
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>>135696742
thats just 440 GPM, learn to cs and push some towers or play alchemist if you're really bad
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Relatively new player here. Can someone explain the reasoning behind buying Octarine Core instead of Refresher Orb on Tidehunter? Like when to buy which, etc? I saw Merlini do it on stream, but I wasn't sure why he did.
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>>135696971
dont be so hard let yourself go
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>>135696742
Arc warden mid.
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>all these new retards
>>135696971
Would you rather have TWO ravages on a three minute cooldown, or one ravage on a 100-ish second cooldown?
Refresher orb, hands down.
If the game extends to 80 minutes then feel free to purchase both.
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>>135696971
Your mistake is thinking that washed up chink is good at dota, ignore everything he does
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>>135696971
Refresher is good when you know you'll need double Ravage to win teamfights. Octameme is good when you already have blink-GG greaves and you feel confident that one Ravage every ~113 seconds+some extra tankyness/mana regen will be enough to win fights. Plus you can always get refresher later.
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>>135697151
which game was that?
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>>135695919
>you only need 5700 MMR to be in the top 200 of NA dota
NA dotards?
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wew i almost feel sorry for burgers
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>>135697419
>muh inflated mmr

it's harder to get mmr in NA
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we're a thousand miles from comfort

we have traveled land and sea

but as long as you're with me

theres no place i'd rather be
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These bitches love Sosa
O End or no end
Fucking with them O boys
You gon' get fucked over
Raris and Rovers
These hoes love Chief Sosa
Hit him with that cobra
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa
You boys ain't making no noise
Y'all know I'm a grown boy
Your clique full of broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
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>>135696971
Full octarine before refresher is bad mainly because having 2 ravages in a single battle is much better than lowering the cooldown of ravage.

Buying some of the buildup to octarine before refresher can be good though in order to build up the mana neccessary to meet the costs of 2 ravages and 300 mana for the refresher use(while also using your other skills).
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>>135697419
lowest on china and SEA are ~5800 so not much difference. for some reason the lowest on EU is ~6300
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Silver edge is the best item in the game, in any way you can measure it.
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>>135697602
It's because China MMR stays in China but EU and CIS apes come to American servers, steal our MMR and then lose it on EU servers.
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how do i into slark?
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>>135697802
Don't fall for the blink meme
Max pounce first
Farm heroes when it's safe to do so
Soul ring is 10/10 pretty good
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2231947693
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>>135697602
It's probably just that EU has the most publords.
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>>135698039
>normal skill
>shrimp slave region
>choosing four of the worst solo queue heroes in the game and expecting to win
>letting AM and alch ride out the game while getting welfare from an abandoned visage
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>>135697908
why max pounce first

shouldnt you max pact so you can farm jungle after 6 as well
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>>135698194
Why are you farming jungle after 6?
That's the time you need to start committing murder.
We max pounce first because that 8 second cooldown lets us move in and out of shitty situations and over cliffs while we don't have the HP pool to spam dark pact.
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>>135698194
just watch solitude or matumbaman replays, don't listen to soulring memers
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>>135698360
solitude?
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>>135680906
>bad laning plan
>rush midas every game
>bad coordination
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>>135698616
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/11473065
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>tfw just got lost my only arcana on a bet

;_;
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>>135696742
Lycan.

Just don't stop farming, don't stop pushing.

If we're talking purely creeps, that's about 450 gpm, if a creep gives about 40 gold per last hit, that's 11-12 creeps a minute.

So supplementing your early laning with jungling is a must. Towers are also a must. If a tower is exposed then you must take it down the first chance you get or run off to farm.

Farming ancients also speeds things up. It's not that hard, I got it on my first try.
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>>135698751
>42% winrate with pudge
>good player
'ok'
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VP OR COMPLEXITY?
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was there some PSA at some point to click on enemy heroes to aggro creeps onto your ranged creep because i feel like every 2k shitter does this for some reason
Maybe it's just on accident
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>>135696742
i did it as roaming bounty, surely you can do it as an actual carry
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>no hulk hero
dotards?
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Why does it feel like all the good supports lay in hiding until and alchemist is picked, wherein they all come out to suck his dick?

In the games I play, none of the supports know about stacking or pulling, unless alchemist is in the game.
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>tfw no one to gift me a Terrorblade set
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2232514404
DOTARDS????
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>>135699541
League has a Hulk Hero....
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are we hype?
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>>135699871
>honeypot LAN

Not really, no.
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>>135699871
why did MVP agree to this, this will exposed them and they wont get a direct invite to the next major
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>>135699826
>slardar has shyvas
>not ac
>veil rubick
>thoose shit zeus items
Im not sure what was furion doing that fucking game
Based carry treant tho, best shit
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>>135699826
That Slardar costed them the game with his stupid item choices.

>>135699869
DKP.
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>>135699871
English announcers?
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VP or COL?
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>>135700065
not this guy lol
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>black Argentinian made a 6k mmr Techies bot
nice game dotards
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>>135686738
https://youtu.be/2Rp9Gp2KGmQ

Keep telling yourself that.
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>>135700175
It just proves that this system is shit to begin with.

MMR is literally nothing more than a half-ass metric that can be bent through brute forcing. If you invest all your fucking life into playing this kusoge, then eventually you will start to break even and climb the ladder, even with the forced 50 coming into play.
It will take a year, or maybe two, but through brute force, and no skill whatsoever, you too will be able to reach the glorious 5k.
This is no different than playing a farming game to be honest. It's a literal MMO EXP tier grinding mechanic.
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>>135693135
That fucking nigger probably got that qt to neigh like a horse that night
FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>135685031
holey fug
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>tobiwan shilling Unreal ASSFAGGOTS on his Twitter
How many shekels do you think he's making?
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>>135700065
tubby+the rest of JD are casting

>>135699975
if MVP can beat OG they have a good shot at the finishing top 2, from what we saw at shanghai it seems like a pretty even matchup
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>>135700679
I'm still blocked on tobi's twitter for making a joke about him floating in a pool due to his weight.
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>spam offlane Tide for 10 games
>win 8 of 10 games

Why is he so based?
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Toby Dawson@TobiWanDOTA
Can someone give me the command to mute Roshans attacks?

Toby Dawson@TobiWanDOTA
Can someone give me the command to mute Roshans attacks?
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>>135700962
Because a well-timed Ravage can turn a losing game into a winning game just easily as it can turn a winning game into assured victory
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>>135700962
>initiate
>get tide ulted.

>don't initiate
>get tide ulted
He's fucking cancer but his shit laning makes up for it unless you're melee with a shit support.
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Post cute phoenix pictures thanks
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>dissing pounce soul ring silver edge slark
Fresh game for all you doubting 2k faggots
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2233078935
Even being muted and having a shit lane, still got an okay timed shadow blade and balled out from there.
t. pretty good fish convict picker
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>>135701210
Phoenix, you say?
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>>135699871
I'd rather watch Final Round to be honest family
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>>135701338
My negro
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>>135700156
PJSalt
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>pick fire bird offlane
>let my teammates know im going offlane
>tell my retards that I need levels and it's a clear victory if I get levels
>STILL get a lane buddy
>lose game
>die
>lose the long dream
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>>135701338
This.
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>>135696971
Merlini is a retard who doesn't even know how to theorycraft properly. He got on by with his old fame and is only where he is now because his teammates keep carrying him.

He literally does shit like build Eul's on Phantom Lancer. Octarine on Tidehunter is the same, it's something you shouldn't ever do unless you want to meme on people. Even Assault Cuirass synergizes better with Tide's abilities than Octarine.
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What did he do to get into dark reef?
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Tell us commander, what do you think?
'Cause we know that you love all that power
Is it on then, are we on the brink?
We wish you'd all throw in the towel

We'll not fade out too soon
Not in this finest hour
Whistle your favourite tune
We'll send a card and a flower
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>>135701572
Maxed his E first
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>tfw no neelix hero
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>joindota hosted lan
>no soe

why even bother
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>>135701823
>Implying Soe isn't a full time Blizzard slut now
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>>135683421
dude chickens
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>>135701747
>not maxing E first
>not stealing stats for an entire two minutes when the enemy needs stats more than life itself
The only objectively wrong choice is maxing dark pact, son.
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Who are the casters for this event ?
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>>135702081
slacks and llama
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>>135702081
who care..
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this shadow bracket is so much cancer, honestly.
why are valve making the game more toxic on purpose is beyond me
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thank for the mmr mr slardar
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>>135702123
To weed out people that use retarded buzzwords like "Toxic."
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>>135702203
upvoted
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>Did nothing wrong to deserve being put on dire side
>4 second bkb piercing lockdown and can drag enemy retards straight into his team
>Makes high ground easy
>can farm jungle
>Great cosmetics
The only thing he's missing is being able to win a game versus 9 people.
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>>135702113
2-0 CoL f a m
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FIX THE FUCKING AUDIO

JESUS FUCKINTG CHRIST CAN WE HAVE 1 FUCKINMG TOURNMANET THAT WORKS PROPERLY, JSUT ONE ,

FUCK

YOU
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>cap hosting

Is there nothing this man can do?
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>>135702752
>CAN WE HAVE 1 FUCKINMG TOURNMANET THAT WORKS
no
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>this production quality
You'd think we'd care more about this shit after Shanghai.
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So is roaming shaker just you running around throwing fissures at people?
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>>135702858
yes
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>>135702839
Marry me Kumiko
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>>135702858
yes
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why does blitz keep staring at durka's and cap's crotch
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>>135702839
its literally the first real dota tournament in croatia ever, hopefully they took it seriously, videogames are serious business and all
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>>135702858
>be useless fuck for 30mins
>finnaly get blink
>instantly win the game because you are le ebin gorilla of 6sec aoe stun
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Is lone druid a stand user?
Is elder titan one?
Brewmaster?
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>>135703023
>30 min blink
>as roaming es
What are you doing with your life
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>>135703009
He knows nobody can compete with him
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>>135703061
>Hero countered by 75gold item
I hope you get iron talon and dont waste your time.
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>>135703061
he isnt as good at dota as you are. everyone knows your ganks are an auto-doublekill.
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>no lawyer hero
Defend THIS, dotards.
Oh wait, you can't.
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>>135703245
Kill yourself
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>>135685031
>73
I believe even CLQ doesnt get that much hate. Impressive
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>>135703269
not enough gold for bloodstone
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>>135703160
>getting iron talon
>on es
>the hero that has probably the highest presence in any lane at any moment from any position early in the game
'ok', i bet you get iron talon on dark seer too dont you?

>>135703170
Exactly
Some of theese are offlane tho
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why no soe
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>>135703059
Trump is
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can I play ench out of the woods now? I wanna carry hard with her 100000 range impalus but I fucking hate jungling
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>2016
>still playing defence of the buttdevastated dotards 2 when you could be playing LoL

explain you are selves
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>>135703423
God bless
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>>135703517
ZA AMERIKA
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at least this time better than shanghai major
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>his game is so low-energy that it doesn't have a smug patriotic billionaire president hero
D O T A R D S ?
O
T
A
R
D
S
?
>>
>Maelk cast

I'd honestly rather have Llamadownunder than this
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>The slavs are already injecting packet loss into the NA team so the slavs can win
w o w
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>one mention of Trump turns entire thread into Trump thread
So this... is the power... of The Don.
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>>135703623
why are they letting some LoL manager cast dota games? Just fuck joindota they are fucking useless
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>>135703707
Trump threads are the best kind of threads
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What the fuck is up with the contrast of this stream. Holy shit.
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>>135703707
Its always a Trump thread
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>no MAGA hat cosmetic for omniknight
Step it up, valve.
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>>135703757
>All this mini map flicker
Must be an AMD card.
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>>135703282
>tfw no CLQ announcer that says "DOGSHIT" whenever teammates feed
>>
thats not what OD's astral does anymore, maelk.
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>Want to play offlane Tide
>Ask team for solo
>...
>Jungle LC
>Sven locks in last
>Says something in spanish then drunkly walks up to offlane
>Loses first blood
>Stays in offlane while a solo Mirana safe is happening
>Somehow keep game in our favor for 50 minutes after this but because of Sven refusing to go safe he has shit farm and we lose

Thanks for reading my blog and now I want to die.
>>
whys the game so dark
>>
IDEA TO BUFF OFFLANERS:

Springs in the sides of the wall near the t2 towers that you can drink from every 5 minutes for a rejuvenation buff (maybe bottle it?)
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>>135703435
yes, offlane enchantress is meta
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>>135703885
Learn spanish
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Is this stream in like 720p or something?
Everything is so blurry.
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>>135703885
>he thinks he's going to get a solo offlane at his MMR
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>>135703059
kill yourself
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Nice production quality doturds
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guys this cm skin is making my dick hard help
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>>135703973
>>135703847
The russian stream is better.
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>win condition
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>>135704043
who is this cutie?
>>
>not watching from inside the game itself
uh, dotards?
>>
>4/10

doubt it
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>>135704135
Its my bf
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>so many fucking Russians play this game
>all their teams are trash

FUCKING HOW
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>>135704025
no u
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>>135704204
Same thing with chinks
>>
god daym this stream looks like shit

whys it so dark? does it cost to watch in game?
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>>135704265
Chinks are jumping ship. LoL is much more popular now. Completely different thing with Russians
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>>135704204
loss of interest
all the slavs moved to world of tanks and all the chinks to league of legends

dota 2 is dying
by the time overwatch gets released and it becomes another esport, nobody will bother watching dota 2 anymore mark my words
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>>135704339
>does it cost to watch in game?
Oh, I just realized why you tards aren't watching it ingame. Yes.
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>>135704362
>by the time overwatch gets released and it becomes another esport, nobody will bother watching dota 2 anymore mark my words

Have you even been following that stillborn game? It's fucking 40€. It will never become popular
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>>135704362
you should leave too then, how braindead are you
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>>135704424
>40€ for TF
Why is Blizzard so shit? Why do they always have to fuck shit up?
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>>135704362
>dota2 more popular than ever
>dying
You post this every thread, who do you work for? Overwatch? Am I meant to go and google what it is? If it's that fucking TF2 clone, I swear to Christ...
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>>135704424
>40€

What the fuck.
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>>135704481
>TF was always f2p

Pay to play is great for weeding out scum
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WHY IS THIS KEK STILL ALLOWED TO TALK

HOLY SHIT JUST REMOVE HIM FROM THE SCENE
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>>135704362
>all the slavs moved to world of tanks
I wish.
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>>135704557
TF2 was like what, $20-15?
I know it was never 40€ that's for sure.
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>>135704424
not all popular games are f2p you know
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>from 4.3 k to 3.8k after one year of absence
fucking love this meta and the shadow bracket retards
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>>135704362
>>135704359
The chink loss of interest is because streaming is so huge in China, they stream Dota/League and get big bucks.

This is why China sucks at e-sports right now.

Also
>Dota
>Dying

Wut? The Major had over 200k viewers on Twitch and Dota 2 reached a new peak of players like earlier this month. Are you high?
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based Swindle
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>>135704601
I don't recall if it was even purchasable standalone, but it did come as part of the orange box, which I think was $50?
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>>135704649
u also forget that chink stream site
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>This game
On the one hand, I'm really glad our guys Complexity are winning.

On the other hand, I feel really bad for Xboct.
That poor fat fuck will never be good at Dota again.
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>>135704682
>which I think was $50?
Huh? I bought the orange box for bout 28$.
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>>135704715
Man, this was like a decade ago, I don't remember this shit.
$20 sounds low for when it was just released, I mean, that's five games.
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>>135704746
Oh, we're talking when it was released? Was about 45$ IIRC, can't remember myself.
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>>135704686
>chinks streaming games
>not watching average korean gfs eat food on afreeca tv

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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>THAT HUGE MISPLAY FROM SWINDLE
>AND VP STILL FUCKS UP AND LOSES THE FIGHT
XBOOOOOOOOOOCT
>>
BASED SPOOKY GHOST LADY
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>Dota is the only E-sport in which America is good at.

Feels good mang.
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Maelk is tripping up on every other fucking word he says. Why is he casting an english stream.
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GODZ?
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>>135704715
>>135704781
>45$
>28$

What backwards country do you live in?
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>>135704848
>What backwards country do you live in?
Wherever you live, I can assure you I live better off.
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>forgot to bet on Col

someone kill me
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>>135704953
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>Hvost wasn't the problem
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is the sound of the stream fucked? like switching from one earphone to another? thats my fucking BIGGEST TRIGGER REEE
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>>135704962
well its seem ok now
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>swindle
watch some fucking universe vods you cocky motherfucker
what are these one man vac walls
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>>135705027
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>>135704629
>he dosnt know about mmr inflation
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>30 minute mark
>1st kill
based xbox
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HOW MANY YEARS WILL IT TAKE THEM TO PORT ALL THE EXISTING HEROES. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE YEARS AGO.


RRREEEEEEEE
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>>135705194
non dota 1 fag here
how many more heroes are there left to port over?
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>>135705230
1
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>>135705194
They're trying to figure out how to make money off of Pit Wardens release.
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>>135705106
no

goddamm

i wanted my free arcanas
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hvost is so bad, its unreal
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>death prophet
>balanced
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>>135705282
>day 1 arcana and some shitty event
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>team loses because you're off pushing mid when they start the fight

never change xboct
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And people were mad at Empire for kicking this shitstain
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>hvost
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>they lost hvost but really what value has been lost
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>Xbox is 1/10
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хвocт нaхyй
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>I dun made a oopsie again
>>
should I bet on Col to take 10 kills first on the second game?
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>>135705470
XBOCT1
>>
what was hvosts final score
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>>135705539
nah theyre going to put hvost on a retardproof hero, still a 2-0 tho
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>>135705539
hvost will roam with gyro and VP will get first 10 kills

screencap this
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>>135705194
>>135705230
>>135705282
I'm pretty sure they're redesigning Pit Lords abilities.

His kit is pretty boring.
>>
>cant farm on FUCKING SVEN
how shitty one player can be
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>>135705605
he already proved that he can go beyond retard though
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>some 50k pricepool tournament in some 3th world eastern eu country
>flawless

>3 million $ tournament organized by Valve
>utter shit

Explain this dotards
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>>135705709
One is run by Europeans and one is run by the Chinese.
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>>135705709
>flawless
Might wanna thank CSGOcucks for that. They had to endure quality production with 3 hour delays the whole week
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>>135705709
too many cooks
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>mfw our boys play in 2 hrs
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>>135705709
It wasn't organised by valve for starters. It was Perfect World. Valve just supplied the prizepool and other funds.
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>>135705709
>3th world eastern eu country


RUDE
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>>135705795
>watching softcore porn with plastic women
Are you 12?
>>
who's the new guy and why do we hate him?
>>
>>135705836
>(130)
go back to whatever thread you're supposed to be in, this is /koreansgeneral/
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>>135705841
We know durka
>>
>>135705770
what are you talking about ?

csgo was played on DOTAPIT ?

>>135705797
>It wasn't organised by valve for starters. It was Perfect World. Valve just supplied the prizepool and other funds.


are you retarded ?

If i say ill organize a wedding and for catarer i give some hobo 50k euros and he drinks them all and shits the wedding cake.

Is it my fault or his ?
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>>135705795
As a heterosexual man I enjoy gifs like this being posted because watching attractive women dance makes blood flow to my penis thus giving me the urge to masturbate which creates a pleasurable feeling
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>>135705895
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Counter_Pit_League/Season_2
>>
>AMD GPUs
top kek
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>>135705836
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>tfw no SirMemeSlacks

this tournament is a joke, we need to meme this shit up
>>
i want to bet on MVP but i have a feeling shanghai was a fluke and OG will 2-0 them

should I go $250 on OG?
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>>135705929
DENY YOURSELF MY MAN
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>>135705954
literal based shitpost literally based shitposter bro
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>>135705795
>Tfw no Lizzy gf
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>>135705795
>plastic whore chimping out.webm
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>>135706015
which site should i bet on? does it matter?
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>>135706152
dota2lounge ofc
>>
Are our guys winning?
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>>135706152
>betting
XD
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>>135706000
Speaking of Dendi. Time hasn't been kind.
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>>135706152
im betting on vpgame

better rewards and more stuff on bet on but the site seems laggy af atm
>>
Is the Director playing in this game?
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>>135706229
Dendi is nearly 30 and doesn't look bad either.
>>
Is Puppey the only reason anyone on Na'Vi was EVER relevant?

Jesus christ.
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>>135706176
Yes
>>
Secret is winning this tournament.
All your honeypots are belong to us.
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>>135706229
Eh that's not so bad for a slav in their late 20s. He clearly doesn't drink that much.
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>>135706174
i mean real money, i dont give a fuck about hats, i never bought one in my life
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>>135706326
whats the point ?
just buy 200$ worth of arcanas and it's fun that when you win you get some random worth 20-30$ items
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>>135706283
>VP even dreaming of putting xbox on their team
What the fuck is FNG doing?
>>
>>135706364
what happened to Silent?
>>
Havost is the worst carry in the scene. I can't believe this guy made it top 2 in Ti3
>>
>>135706358
just flip coins, same kind of fun
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>>135706378
china sick
>>
>Col cosplaying secret
>picking lion and chen.
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>>135706416
>winning a lane as alchemist 1v3
>>
>>135706490
Then he should play alchemist again. Alchemist is pretty much a niche pick right now and it could work. Too bad he can't play any hero anymore. At least burning can still play antimage.
>>
>>135706490
>did one good thing 5 years ago
>consequently must be the best even now
>>
>>135706416
>I can't believe this guy made it top 2 in Ti3
>>135706595

>reading how does it work
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>>135705620
all you had to do was listen senpaitachi
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>>135706358
your arguments are so dumb it hurts.

i just told you i have no interest in digital hats whatsoever, why would i find it interesting to bet to get more of them.

or why would i spend money to get digital hats to bet with, when i can just bet with money directly then
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>>135706490
He had nothing. Didn't get to farm after that either.
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>>135706656
well then if you unironicly want to get money out of esport betting just deny urself my man
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>>135706229
why is he wearing sweatpants on camera
>>
>Maelk
What is this turdface?
>>
>>135706721
That guy who was dating Soe. Nepotism at its finest. Don't know why he's still doing it now that he's been dumped
>>
WHY DID I BET ON COL OH MY GOD
>>
>>135706781
>>135706721

Maelk has been working with JD since Tobi was thin
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>>135706781
when did soe dumpster maelk didn't they just go to china together
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What is /d2g/'s opinion on Toby "#AllLivesMatter" Dawson?
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>>135706715

I'll try to simplify this for you as much as humanly possible.

imagine, if you can, that instead of dota items, someone offered you to bet with and for Barbie nail polish and crayons (first you have to buy them). Would that interest you?
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>tfw u lost to scepter sven
i was ember
what went wrong
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>>135706961
Oh, I just assumed. I hadn't heard anythinng about them for a while. Guess that explains why he's casting though.
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>>135706964
he's the best since he triggers almost everybody
>>
2-0 by col
i tot VP is tier 2 team?
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>>135706964
he seems to be improving again like he's saying less dumb shit

someone must have been tutoring him
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>>135707005
forced 50
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>>135706964
only red pilled caster out there. pretty autistic tho. still the best after 4 1/2 years of doto2
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>>135707040
Tier 1 is top 4 consistently. VP has never ever been top 4 in anything relevant, or perhaps ever. Yes, they're tier 2. So is Col.
>>
>>135707040
>vp is the team that if you beat them it means you're tier 1 XD
mfw casters have been spouting this shit for years after countless shuffles
>>
>Sprout is balanced

Nice game dotards
>>
how do they get problems like keyboard not working?

My shit 2 dollar keyboard has worked for a decade...
>>
OG or MVP?
>>
>>135707082
he looks better fat odd as that may be.
the shape of his face when he was thin is way2spooky.
>>
>>135706721
one of the most famous players of original dota.

MYM (whose captain he was) vs Navi (when it was just formed with artstyle and dendi and was unstoppable) was the first El Clasico.
>>
>>135707118
EG tard spotted
>>
>>135707167

MVP. OG got exposed as a meme patch team pretty hard and the Koreans looked pretty good at Shanghai.
>>
>>135705836
>>135706146
What's wrong with plastic women? Are they not the heralds of cyberpunk? Will they not bring about the augmentation age? So why hate em?
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>>135707154
>shop orders keyboards from most expensive to least
>walk all the way to the end of the aisle
>grab the $9 Microsoft keyboard
>been working for over a decade
>>
CoL got 5th at the Major, they're tier 1 now
>>
>>135707167
I doubt OG have changed anything since shanghai, they still put notail on carry heroes half of their games when they need to put him on utility / more supportive shit.

Moon was fucking awful in general at shanghai, even on his common hero picks, I doubt he is gonna perform well here either.

MVP win, at best og get a game off of them.
>>
>>135707272
>What's wrong with plastic women?
They aren't related to videogames not dota.
>>
>>135707291
Tier 1 is a team that has a chance of winning a major LAN.

They went from Tier 3 to 2
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>>135707282
>have a 5$ basic keyboard which is working for literally 3 years
>decide to buy 100euros gamer xd keyboard
>stopped working after 1 month
>>
>>135707324
are little prepubescent animated girls related to Dota? if my memory serves me right threads are usually peppered with them
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>>135707389
Yes because ritsu and EE like them
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>>135707324
>They aren't related to videogames
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>this small russian lan is better organized with superior set-ups compared to a china major

what
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>>135707336
so everyone below 5th place is Tier 2 then?
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>>135707453
chink always fuck up
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>>135707282
>Not paying 999$ for Razer™ superduper x2000 nitro™ keyboard.
Dont you want to be like those professional players goy? Remember to buy those stupid racing chairs too hehe.
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>>135707423
>ritsu
>>
>>135707515
So what if I like him?
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>>135707453
> small russian
Come on now, don't insult mountain slavs.
>>
>>135707389
>are little prepubescent animated girls related to Dota?
Aside of Lina being literally an anime character, no. Anime is heavy related to 4chan tho.

>>135707437
These ones aren't gooks nor made of plastic. Anyways, cosplay can be related to vidya, but the women wearing it aren't.
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>>135707462
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>>135707515
EG should replace rtc with ritsu and sumail with rtc
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>>135707543
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>>135707343
You get what you pay for
:^)
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New patch coming hot this friday
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DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS
>>
why did he pussy out on ursa
>>
This is the first ever Big Lan in our country , so don't go hard on us for small issues ;-;
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>>135707819
cyka
>>
new thread when
>>
thats a pretty decent looking crowd

where is this place
>>
>>135707819
>packet loss na jebenom lanu
>>
>quick do a nazi salute on camera !
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>>135707819
What do you do in Croatia besides tourism?

Do you have any industry?
>>
HON TRASH
>>
TRASH
>>
>owning a twitch emote shirt
how fucking pathetic can your life get ?
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>croatian grill barbecue
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>>135707905
sex industry
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>>135707819
do you live in Kings landing?
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>>135707905
Tourism mostly, industry is very small.
We are corrupt af tho
>>
croatians are slavs
>>
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>>135708006
>>135708006
>>135708006
>>135708006
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>>135707819
How much muslims do you have in your country?
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>>135707967
maybe someone got it for free from red cross
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>>135705927
Underrated
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Nice ''''''tournament'''''' doturds
>>
>the whole twitch chat erupting with cuck spam
lmao
>>
What is this ESPORTS happening now?
>>
>>135688289
based chinaman
>>
>>135705350
>not turning it into an event-only arcana

baka
>>
>>135703615
haha le low energy xd
cuck le nigger fag spic commie cucks xdddd
>>
>>135697151
seconded, want to watch this game
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
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