Mass Effect General - /meg/

liore
jeg
morondo
assley

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>135669562
that hawke cosplayer is extremely qt

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>>135669647
bit slow old-timer

>>135669816
connection at the hotel is shit tonight

Taliara J. Vakarian best waifu

>>135669893
too much MTJ in the toobz

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>>135669816
wait, blue cock?

>>135670062
also check the thread theme

>>135670728
nope.

>>135671139
fucking click on it before i come through your computer and kiss you on the cheek

>>135670332
>>135671125
>>135671432

>>135671257
while I'm at work?? y-you wouldn't dare!

>>135671520
fuck off

>>135671675
>not maining /meg/ but keeping /dag/ in another tab

>>135671528
you're going to feel really silly when you get home from work and see the thread theme

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>>135669731
>Hawke ...
That's Lady from DMC.

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ayy what's good /meg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glhdcJ7K3XM

>>135672289
thanks, lots of new fap material for me

FUCK

>>135672534
listening to better music than you

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>>135672534
nothing much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMhCyFc-msc

>>135673237
NOT HARD

>>135673365
:):):):):)

>>135673237
not much of an accomplishment

>>135669562
just checked the thread theme and it isn't Real American, OP you fucked up so hard it' may be one of the biggest fuck ups in your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo

hostile this evening

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>>135674646
was much worse during recent days.

>>135675245
good OC

Does /meg/ cosplay?

>>135675484
we post cosplay sometimes

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>>135673237

yeah alrite m8

>>135673323

kek, you really fuck with that horrorcore shit lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtHjY3K5g1E

>>135675484
I cosplay as a normal, functioning member of society every day

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>>135675362
it's part of an older one I edited

why does /meg/ have such shit taste in music ? does your waifu approve of the music you listen to?

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>>135676685

>why does /meg/ have such shit taste in music

Does it matter? Post something instead of being a shit cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48OYTEZQR9U

making an arrangement

>>135677172
noice

jack is into classical though, it's canon

>>135677476
to stop posting inarticulate statements?

>>135677961
never

>>135678094
it's a bad arrangement then

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>>135677881

>jack is into classical, it's canon

True? I always figured Jack for the hipster-folk type.

Classical strikes me as Miranda's bag.

>>135679169
nah miranda likes death metal

massive mating tubes

>>135679425

>Miranda likes death metal
>not black metal

does she even try to not be an absolute shit-tier waifu?

>>135675621
Of things you've done yourselves or just other people?
>>135675706
Are you passable as your character?

That boy, he's cute .. I want him.

>>135680392
there's a point where they just get too large to handle. It's unwieldy.

>>135676685

>why does /meg/ have such shit taste in music ?

Do you really expect a bunch of autists shitposting about a dead vidya series to have not-shit taste in music?


>does your waifu approve of the music you listen to?

I'd say it speaks to her.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jruwA-nAWa4

B B B
S A M A R A
B A E E E
M
B A E
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B A E

playing mass effect right now

>>135681904
Who, me?

>>135686137
haha what a loser

>>135669647
Could it be? Am I not the only one here?

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This is still my favourite general on the board

>>135691783
why

Waifus...

>>135692039
no thanks, I've got plenty stocked up for winter.

>>135692904
Mine...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arO5a7b98wc

>>135693269
What are they mining? Did waifus get sentenced to years of hard labour?

>>135694617
They are mining the congealed BT foam out of you're waifu's gingey

i am so in love with you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS9RDJJxdfU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBmROluwLkc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWN_KnYJBek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_sK_D1PIY

>tfw been watching a bunch of autists arguing for 50minutes straight
what am i doing with my life

>>135700030
Watching autists arguing for 50 minutes straight

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>>135699414
pretty accurate representation of /meg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bFiyVi91Es

>>135701218
We should be chasing our waifus through the forest, though.

>you will never graduate from david bowie's meme school

just did a relatively small poo, needed lots of wiping though so that was mildly annoying

>>135675652
>>135672534
>>135677172
I dunno. Jack strikes me more as the isolated type.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiYXNaQ4Fbg

Dohoho

>>135677881
She never listens to anything classical in the entire franchise. What makes you say that?

>>135679169
>Classical strikes me as Miranda's bag.
She likes classical as background noise. When she wants to listen to music, she prefers to listen to Opera.

>>135679425
No way.

>>135696725
Super cool and relaxing. Jack wouldn't like it, though.

>>135698108
I don't know what to make of this. I like it.

>>135698540
Song that 16 year old girls dance to when going to the club to enjoy their alcohol free drinks and making out with their boyfriends. Or something out of a teen movie. Either way, terrible.

>>135698583
You took Eezo out for a walk. You get home to see Jack looking out the balcony, all dressed up and ready to go, this song playing all the while. She has a cigarette on her hand and seems to be deep in thought. She wants to find a way to make this place be just outside Grissom Academy so she could return to you, instead of taking a 5 hour shuttle flight every Friday night. You let Eezo off his leash and he goes off to sleep on one of the couches, too tired from the walk. You walk toward Jack, spin her around forcibly, so much so that her cigarette flies out of her hand and she has a mean look on her face, but it all goes away as soon as you shove your tongue in her mouth.

Why do I feel like watching "Only Lovers left Alive" again, all of a sudden?

Great choice.

>>135699926
I got nothing. Takes too long to get into, not very redeemable once it does.

>>135701218
Fucking Portishead. Will never not like Portishead.

>>135703371
all me

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>>135703371

the SUPERIOR bloodlines track, family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff1DjBe3LOM

>>135703950
ooh, i was always a big fan of this one myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0alKpVnHhk

>all these links
what the fuck are you guys posting? I can't be bothered to check them all on my phone

>>135704113
kill yourself

Hello /meg/ How's it going?

>>135703301
I wonder if all toilets in ME have the quarian mass effect cleaning field stuff.

>>135704252
not very friendly

>>135704353
don't think i ever advertised myself as being friendly, chump

>>135704350
suits all have built in waste containers so that you can just shit or piss whenever you want and it uses the waste as fuel to power the suit's various utilities

>>135704447
alright tough guy

>>135704524
>implying i'm a tough guy

awfully presumptuous today, aren't we?

>>135704572
>today
it's night time buddy
did we forget our medicine?

>>135704447
/meg/ is not a place for unfriendliness. Please calm down.

>>135704513
I could accept that, but the suits are so small that there's no room for any sort of pipework or burners or generators. Only explanation I could have is that suits are biotech, a living membrane that absorbs waste and stuff like dead skin and such, and uses that energy to power itself. The quarians were shunned not only for the Geth but also for their bio mechanical creations that many see as abominations; considering the racni used similar biotech.

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Did Sheploo have a micropenis before being reconstructed from Space Dust by Miri?

Did she rely on stereotypes about virile heterosexual african-american special forces space marines and in so doing give him body dysmorphia?

Anyone else saving up for the Penuma implant?

>>135704763
i'm only playing around with him

you lads must be american or something

>>135704049
I really like that one.

>>135704350
morning eddrf

>>135703301
POO IN LOO

>>135705327
When India becomes a space power in 2020, will they have a designated shitting floor?

>>135705364
it's 2030

>hey WG got time for a 16 hour shift?
>s-sure...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cb9C-b6U

brehs...

>>135705286
Morning.

>>135705364
They'll have a designated shitting room. Where you have to dodge hundreds of watery curry shits.
Naturally most don't want to enter the designated shitting room, so they do it under the equipment drawers, where the shit is lodged in the vents underneath.
Eventually all the dried shit stuck there will shift the stations center of balance and they'll quickly run out of RCS fuel when doing orbital maneuvers.
The station slowly plummets back to earth. Frantic attempts to refuel the station are thwarted by vast heaps of waste bags taped into the airlock. The solar panels and radiation wanes rip off as it begins to enter the atmosphere. The atmosphere inside the station become blisteringly hot. All the shit in all the little nooks and crannies vaporize and fill the steamy interior with a pungent odor of curry, indigestion, and hinduism. The skeleton crew still aboard suddenly feel at home in the sweltering heat. They paint red dots on their foreheads and worship a piece of beef in the sweltering heat.
The atmosphere heats up the station to such a degree that all the shit on the outside combust violently, coupled with what little thrust the engines can still provide. The station skips of the atmosphere while slagging half of the habitat section in the process. The shit explosion is so well fed with fuel (Indian shit contains its own oxidizer.) that it becomes less an explosion and more of a violent feces-blow torch.
The communications dishes and docking ports melt into nothingness as the furious shit-torch propels the station into an orbit far away from earth. Years later it is captured by jupiter and becomes one of its moons.
At that time, new new Delhi is officially recognized as a proud province of india. At that time the station's lone female has been gang-raped so many times that the crew is nearly 90% infants. In the years to come the infants grow to be the first to experience the horror of living in a Designated Shitting Station.

>>135691896
>needing a reason to like /meg/

something is very wrong with you

>>135707556

Is that a prosthetic hand?

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>>135704350

Doing good, heating up lunch.

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>>135707652

I guess so, these seem to be XanaToast OC.

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In all seriousness.
Please guys help.
What's the best for the galaxy? To cure or not to cure genophage? Please help me understand.
I love Mordin with a passion but I feel as a spectre my duty is to think about they galaxy, not me.
What the fuck should I do, and WHY

>>135708807
you should unequivocally not cure the genophage

>>135708807
Curing the genophage will lead to mass krogan rape of alien females, including humans. What do you fucking think?

>>135706124
>They'll have a designated shitting room.
Oh lord... which aliens are the Indians of Mass Effect? Elcor?

>>135709059
>>135708997
But the people that made the genophage now feel to restore the things the way they were before ;_; there must be a reason for that. Also, you get war assets.
Krogans were toyed around ever since they were discovered, isn't it ethically wrong to keep the genophage around? Also, they're bound to discover a cure or to skip it with evolution. Then what? We still get trillions of krogan, but fucking angry and seeking revenge

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>>135709059
>What do you fucking think?

That's a yes, right?

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>>135708807
>that image

>>135709336

It doesn't matter whether they were wronged, what matters is their brutish appearance and niggerish behavior.

The krogan is the kid that kicks others in the back of the head because he gets a laugh out of it.

>>135709860
>not wanting to watch your waifu experience the joy of BKC

never talk to me or my wife's half-krogan son ever again

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>>135710652

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>>135710652

>>135672534
>>135675652
>>135677172
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>>135703950
can't you get some new jack pics? you're posting the same dozen ones in every single thread.

>>135713017

Let him.

>>135713017
>jack will never massage your prostate with space magic while you're in a tense business meeting

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A waifu getting horny after working out?
Having sweaty post-workout sex with waifu?

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>>135713017
i only save ones i think are decent

>>135713742
THICKER

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>>135714016

Cooking's done. Sauteed mushrooms and onions, little bit of olive oil, some thyme, oregano and moscato white wine.

Pork fillet, skinned of all the fat, grilled with a pinch of olive oil, some more thyme and lemon

Roasted potatoes in thyme and oregano.

All in all, I'd give it a 7/10. Too plain tasting. Nothing that really wowed me. Lack of salt, possibly. Will look into salmon, now, for tomorrow's dish.

>>135703476
No doubt.

>>135703950
I like them all. And I bet Jack would too. But I think Isolated is more iconic of bloodlines. Thus the joke.

>>135705487
We'll be side by side. Me answering calls about why the router isn't loaded with internet, since the customer had it plugged in all night and you cleaning after sandniggers bombing the third floor.

>>135706124
>They'll have a designated shitting room
Oh dear God. I can smell it from here. Why did you do this to me, eddrf?

>>135708807
Change the "What I got" with "What I expected" and you got it down to a tee.

>>135713742
She's always horny when she's worked up a sweat. But that's after the 3rd body hits the floor. She's comfortable enough with fucking to like it and want it often, though, regardless of workout.

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>>135714314

>Sauteed mushrooms and onions, little bit of olive oil, some thyme, oregano and moscato white wine.

>Pork fillet, skinned of all the fat, grilled with a pinch of olive oil, some more thyme and lemon

>Roasted potatoes in thyme and oregano.

Sheeeeit, I had fried potatoes and bacon with mayonnaise for tea.

>>135714314
Meat loves salt, and salt loves meat. Even the potatoes need it. You really need to give it the beans in regards to salt.

>>135714613
I'm on a diet. So I'm no longer eating carbs, sugar, salt and starch. The roasted potatoes were nice. I salted them properly, but I just had a baby one, since potatoes have starch and therefore I'm not allowed to eat them. Watching my brother eat them, though, was a blast. I got cucked out of roasted potatoes

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/it-would-cost-only-10-billion-to-live-on-the-moon-2016-03-17

>>135714314
>thyme, oregano
I don't know why people put that on meat, it's just too plain but also changes the taste of the meat into a direction meat shouldn't taste.
use a pinch of curry spice and dried+powdered sweet bell pepper next time.
or leave it completely plain and just with salt, that's how argies eat it (and the czechs probably too).

also if you catch the gravy and add a bit of salt and cream to it, it becomes an awesome gravy sauce. it's pretty tasty, my mum always makes that for christmas. the meat can be plain then, the sauce adds up to an incredible taste.

>Lack of salt
did you use no salt at all or not enough?

also I had some chinese food from the asian restaurant around the corner. it's pretty average but I needed something to eat for my shift and the kebab shop was full.

doing my best

>>135715007
>did you use no salt at all or not enough?
No salt. At all. Forbidden. Loads of lemon, though. Don't think curry spice would have been good with that.

>>135714961
>>135715007
oh never mind, you are on a diet. wouldn't chicken be the better choice then?

>>135715158
Keep it up, anon. The world needs it.

>>135715234
I can only eat so much chicken. Also, not allow to eat tomato sauce. Releases too many sugars when cooked, so toning down on lots of legumes as well. Had peas and lints already, this past weak. Spaghetti and rice are also out, due to carbs.

>>135714961
Roast cauliflower next time.
Or are you fully no carbs? Because you're going to feel like shit soon.

>>135715429
There's more carbs in peas than tomato sauce. Same with lentils. Are you doing low glycemic index or low carb?

>>135715535
No carbs. Well, actually, no. Eating rye crisps and rye pita bread sandwiches with just low fat cheese. I'm not completely without, since these are in pretty much every food, but I've cut them down as much as I can. Having lots of dairy products as well.

I can't remember if I've ever used cauliflower. Probably not, then.

>>135716178
Don't eat low fat cheese. Low fat anything is almost always full of sugar.
Low carb is diretic. You're going to have to replace electrolytes somehow if not from salt or you'll cramp.

>>135715007

I'll call my bank right away and tell them I only need a small loan of 10 billion dollars.

>>135716386
I can guarantee you it doesn't. It tastes terrible and not sweet at all.

How about juices?

>>135716862
What is the brand and type? Juices are a no go. It's the refined part of the fruit/veg with no fiber. Get flax seeds, drink tons of water, make sure you get fiber through vegetables (broccoli, asparagus, bell pepper for sweet, arugula, etc). No carrots or other root vegetables, no potatoes, no beans, no peas, no bread, no fruits (aside from honeydew or cantaloupe and berries). Learn to really like eggs. Take calcium supplements. Heavy protein in dairy will cancel the calcium effects. Possibly supplement with magnesium.

>>135717468
Not sure whether the same brand exists wherever you are. So here.

Nutritional value per 30 grams: Calories 80, Carbs 0 gr Protein 8.3gr, fat 5.2 gr

Hate sweets. Only ever ate chocolate. No cookies or cake. Rarely ice-cream. I love eggs already. Is cucumber any good? Celery? Lettuce?

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>>135718001
>all those penis and balls shaped fruits and vegetables

>>135718001
Yeah to those three. Nut butters with no added sugars are good too.

>>135718317
What can I say? The best tasting things are always shaped like male genitalia. Bread

>>135718410
How about cabbage?

>>135718571
Yes, yes to pickles too, and tomatoes, and tomato sauce (again, with no added sugar. Watch portions.) Oh, and no dried fruit.
What's max net carb intake?

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>>135714016

But she's already thick!

>>135719575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQG4At6Km8

>>135718992
I don't like pickles. tomatoes are good. I eat them raw. Never added sugar to it, even when I made tomato sauce. I know about dried fruit. What about nuts? Pistachios? Almonds etc? Are all other fruits >>135717468 a big no no? Apples? Pears? Peaches? Watermelons? Melons?

>>135720058
I'm going on the assumption that you're trying to hit ketosis, so 20-30 net carbs? What is your goal here and how long are you wanting to stay on it?

>>135720058
many nuts have quite a lot of fat

>>135720409
I don't know what ketosis is. For now, I'm just staying away from stuff that don't mash well with cortisone. The thing is that, because of my condition, I will need to be /fit/ for life, if I can.

>>135720806
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketosis

>>135721982
Yeah, I was looking into it already.

>>135722164
A what?

>>135721982
Man, I didn't understand shit. It is bad or not? If it's not, can you run it indefinitely?

>>135723602
I'm just gonna go see a nutritionist at this point, either way, guys. I'm gonna leave it to someone who's already done the studying and just tells me what to do from there on.

fastes way to loose weight is drinking and doing alot of drugs

>>135724438
That's what I am trying to do. I just don't want to shit up /meg/ anymore. Throwaway emails are just email addresses that you only plan to use temporarily and have none of your personal information on them.

>>135723094
summarized, the body adapts to other sources of energy than carbs. search for it on google in your own language if you don't understand it (or switch to your language's article in the sidebar of wikipedia if there is one), it is a good thing, but not without side effects when the body is adapting to it in the first few days (headaches etc).

>>135724931
You use fat instead of carbohydrates as energy. Sometimes it takes weeks to adapt and it can be as bad as feeling like you have the flu.

>>135724931
I've been at this "ketosis" thing for 30 days now, if all it takes is staying away from carbs for 3 days. Haven't eaten any of the carb stuff since early to mid February.

>>135725213
Nothing like that, at all. On the other hand, I was on drugs so even if I was, wouldn't be able to tell. Like literal drugs. Narcotics. Prescripted, but still.

Cute Asians.
>>>/wsg/976972
Slurping is the etiquette, there.

>>135726236

Holy shit, she's built.
>>>/wsg/981533
>tfw you'll never feel the strength in her arms

>>135725357
You ate peas and lentils.. and rye. From what you've said so far you aren't keeping up with your daily intake totals. Anyway, it depends on if you're trying to lose weight and how much as far as how low you want to go with net carbs.
I'll leave you with this since no email: ashwagandha root has been shown to repair neurological damage. It regulates blood sugar and pressure and makes your body more efficient at handling stress (cortisol). Schisandra chinesis berries also deal heavily with keeping cortisol in check. Both can help with anxiety, etc. Take weekends off of them. See a doctor after 3 months to see changes.

>>135727242
she looks like she felt awkward in her body

>>135727996

Looks more like she feels awkward to be infront of the camera.

>>135708807
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>>135710652

I had this sudden realization the other day while masturbating, that Krogan infact represent the nig-nogs.
Just think about it.
Africa was colonized and the nogs were given technology and social contructs that they were not yet ready to use properly.
Hence all the genocide and civil war.

Now, with the mass immigration to europe they reached the stage where they just colonize already inhabitet lands and start trouble.
So what is the solution? A sterility plague aka Zika virus that is transmitted in Africa though mosquitoes.

Mass Effect is redpilled as fuck.

>>135709336
>muh ethics
yeah look where ethics got Germany

>>135728937
makes sense, but don't let it hear your local Blockleiter

>>135729382
>Blockleiter
what?

>>135729540
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockleiter

>>135727925
It's not stress. It's spinal disk injury. I've lose 8 kg in 4 weeks. I'll heed your advice. See if it helps. Will look into ketosis as well, but I'll feel more comfortable after I've talked to a nutritionist first.

>>135703476
All the good ones were me though

>>135714314
Shit OCD, that's fancy as fuck. I just fried up some sausage and corn. No pasta, I've been getting awfully soft around the belly..

>>135714314
>Why did you do this to me, eddrf?
Because I can OCD. Because I can.

>>135715158
Good work anon, you're doing great!

>>135731202
hey now eddy, don't get too ahead of yourself, you can't say somebody is doing great if you don't even know what they're doing. that just makes it obvious that it's a false platitude.

>>135731578
That's an excellent post anon. well done! You deserve a gold star. Great work!

>>135731725
love you too babe, keep it up

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>>135728937

But after the Salarian uplifting, the Krogan essentially saved the galaxy from the Rachni. There are some parallels but it's not a fair comparison anon.

What did post-colonial Africa save the world from?

>>135731202
>Because I can.
That's something Diana Allers would say.

>>135731906
The depression that would follow when the colonial powers left africa and saw it prosper and grow into a beautiful new continent. A superpower in trade, tourism and simple human happiness. A tropical paradise.
That what post-colonial africa saved the world from.
I'm sure there are exceptions in africa of course.

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>>135706124
reminded me of this a bit

>>135731906
they saved all other continents of becoming the worst.

>>135731906
>saw it prosper and grow into a beautiful new continent. A superpower in trade, tourism and simple human happiness. A tropical paradise.

what is this fiction? where is this africa?

this >>135732902
to >>135732354

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>>135703371
>OCD actually listens to everybody's music all the way through

>>135732631
I wish I could write that well.

>>135732313
As she rots away, leaving only a black stain with fifteen or so bullets now free from their horrendous stay within her body?
The very next day she's sighted again, climbing out of a dumpster trailing rotten food and garbage. Her dress shivers and all the stains vanish, her cheeks puff up and she sets her sight on a nearby bar. She'll eat her fill tonight.

>>135732902
I meant that the colonial powers were saved from being depressed that the indigenous people made africa better place than the colonials ever did. Instead they got to watch the clusterfuck from the sidelines.

>>135714314
>Cooking's done. Sauteed mushrooms and onions, little bit of olive oil, some thyme, oregano and moscato white wine.
>Pork fillet, skinned of all the fat, grilled with a pinch of olive oil, some more thyme and lemon
>Roasted potatoes in thyme and oregano.
go back to /ck/ with your basic ass

>>135733475
not everyone can be a gourmet chef like you anon

Eddy can you write a spookyfic for me? It can be as long as you want and whatever genre you want

>>135727242

Now, that's a waifu I want to see in Andromeda. It actually looks like it'd hurt if she drove a buttstock into your face.
Fuck, she's sexy.

>>135737129
>that arm warp

>>135737875
grummel83 is an absolute pro

>>135735512
A spookyfic?

>>135713742
What most arouses waifu in her workout?
The power and vigor of her muscles, the bounce and shake of her curves as she moves?
The perspiration running slow, delicate, but persistent trails along her firm body?
Her deeper heavier breathing, her grunts of effort and satisfaction?

>>135741373
Yes, an "I don't want to sleep tonight" fic

>>135742387
the idea of others staring at her?
the knowledge of her husbando admiring her dedication?

>>135745282
>want to post that pic just now
>error, duplicate file

>>135742387
her tight revealing work out clothes?

currently in the styx theta cluster

turn up if you want an ass kicking

>femshep will never whisper "fuck me hard" into your ear with a lusty smile

fuck this gay earth, and fuck you /meg

>>135749267
on my way

>>135749267

What if I want an ass licking?
Do you have waifus over there?

>>135750923
I don't know yet, that's what I came here to find out

I've been travelling across the galaxy for days trying to find the perfect waifu, and I've been to every cluster in council space except for this one and two others and no perfect waifu has revealed herself thus far

>>135751439
You're looking in the wrong places anon

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>>135751439
I would just like to remind everyone that pic related was voted several times game of the year for 2014. This was the pinnacle of the gaming industry in 2014. And if it was good enough for EA, in 2014, it's going to be good enough for EA in 2017 as well.

>>135753164
dragon age has always been shit graphically, i don't think anyone cares at this point

>>135753164
the animations enhance the story telling

>>135753164
>>135753368
they need to spend more time on graphics and less on fucking writing though

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>>135753368
Well, you best get used to them looking the same from now on, since both of them will be using Frostbite.

>>135753450
Especially the horror elements.

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>>135753164
haha what the actual shit

ME3 is a cut diamond in comparison to this

>>135753815
this "progressive" haircut on that "female"

MEA will only bring pain

>>135753368
that doesn't absolve them of delivering a half-finished product though

>>135754195
Probably EA's fault though let's face it

having a look

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>>135754449
4 years in production. And they had to pull DICE employees in the end. Totally EA's fault and not just Bioware incompetence anymore.

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>>135754748
>>135753815
>implying Mass Effect is any better

>>135754748
>incompetence

i think they just spend far too much time on shit no one cares about like the codex

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>>135754449
the long gone days when you opened up a game and said "EA Games, challange everything" along the intro expecting only joy and entertainment for the next few hours

>>135754993
>"EA Games, challange everything"
That always made me cringe.

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I liked that one, or how all heads in the shadow borker room on the normandy always looked towards the drone during conversations while it was floating around the room

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>>135754860
>implying any Bioware title is exempt

>>135754952
All the talent left long ago. Now all they have is overworked wage slaves that don't give a fuck because they know they're getting fired as soon as the game is out the door.

>>135754748
>>135754952
they wasted a lot of their budget on putting up ads, commercials and trailers on literally every single site on the web, I was kind of surprised there weren't any on 4chan except for the shilling

>>135755182
>they made Ashley's hair brown

WHY

>>135754860
Lel
who is the whackjob touching shepards's waifu?

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>>135755473
>they wasted a lot of their budget on putting up ads, commercials and trailers on literally every single site on the web
That's money reserved for the marketing campaign. They wouldn't go towards the game either way. The modern ration of $ spent on marketing per dollar spent on developing is 3/1.

>>135755794
But Jack's not in that picture.

>>135756430
>But Jack's not in that picture.
maybe she is searching good character design

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>>135756613
Huh. Guess she didn't have to look very far, then.

>>135756430
>That's money reserved for the marketing campaign. They wouldn't go towards the game either way. The modern ration of $ spent on marketing per dollar spent on developing is 3/1.

it hurts when you realize its because aggresive advertisment actually works and the sheeple just blindly buy every shit

>>135756769
why does she have no nipples?

>>135757040
So OCD don't get banned again.

how do i sex

>>135757228
that reminds me, I am still area/permabanned on /v/ at home, but not at work.
will have to test out all other boards later on. guess it's that shitty German Telekom LTE causing it, which is funny considering I have a static IP and only post on /v/ every few months.
OCD do you have a clue how this works? Did they area ban the receiver station that's 500m down the road?

>>135757990
What probably happened was that /v/ was at some point DDoS'd/spammed by a large number of IPs from your ISP and has since blocked everyone from said ISP posting on /v/. Provided /v/'s server is separate from other 4chan board servers. I'm guessing you have a problem with more than 1 board. Do you have the same ISP at home as at work?

>>135758761
I can post from work just fine, it's just at home that I can't post on /v/.
Should I try and ask a mod over that 4chan IRC channel to undo it?
Pretty sure last time I posted on /v/ was like last month.

>>135759113
So only your home IP is permabanned on /v/? What error message are you getting?

i'm 26 and i've never had sex

>>135759464
pretty common nowadays

>>135759438
>Posting from your ISP, IP range, or country has been blocked due to abuse.

>>135759464
excellent, keep up the good work

doing a poo

>>135759464
>the obligatory beta loser post

at this point, just fuck a hooker

>>135759934
>Posting from your ISP, IP range
Either someone in your general area fucked up or a large number of fuckers from your ISP shit it up. I'm guessing it's the former. You can talk to an admin, but I don't know if that's gonna help.

>>135760425
>implying i want to have sex, especially with a whore

do you even asceticism?

>>135760481
yeah it would be hilarious if no one using German Telekom could post on /v/ any more, I pretty much doubt that, since it'd be 50% of all German households then

>You can talk to an admin, but I don't know if that's gonna help.

Probably not, will still try later when I'm back home.

>>135760735
Why did you bring it up again?

>>135760834
Do you use a VPN? If so, that's probably why. If you live in an apartment, it's likely somebody else in the block got banned, they usually ban the entire IP range.

>>135760985
>again

sorry i'm pretty new to /meg/

>>135760992
That'd be really shitty. Usually you put up a VPN to avoid such things.

>>135760992
no, only my brother and I hang on the same router, but he assured me he has never posted on /v/ at all.

>>135760834
>still paying the Telekom

step up your game, bruder
no cable?

>>135761567
It's not the router that matters, it's the modem and where NAT takes place.

>>135761718
the ruhr area is a virtual wasteland when it comes to highspeed internet, you don't really have a choice, besides it's pretty okay compared to others, here at work they use Versatel and that is absolute, absolute shit.
a friend of mine uses gelsennet it breaks down every other week.
what are you using then?

>>135762142
I really don't know what that means, I'm not a very smart man when it comes to internet stuff, I usually let my brother handle it since he worked for the telekom for a few years and knows literally everything.
(that's why we use it still by the way I just remembered, because we still get the employee perk for some reason so we pay less)

>>135762617
unitymedia
I can get 100 mbits in my kuhkaff
guess you have to wait until they upgrade your networks
still, telekom is the enemy to netneutrality, wouldnt support them tbqh

>>135763160
My neighbour uses Unitymedia and he has the same problems as my friend who uses gelsennet but it's a bit crazier for him because he has everything from Unitymedia, TV, phone and internet and it's all connected so if one breaks down, all of it is down.
They're also pretty retarded. my parents used it until 5 years ago and switched to something else, but with their old receiver they can still get all expanded Unitymedia channels from the landline because they forgot to chop the line or something, their neighbours as well.

and I get 50 mbit and could probably upgrade to 100 if I wanted to, but neither my brother nor I have looked into it any more since we got the 50mbit package. LTE is pretty nifty and I don't really have any problems with it, it's just that area ban that bugs me.
I think we could upgrade to 100mbit DSL but with every package change there is a risk that someone at the telekom notices that my brother doesn't work for them any more and then we'd have to pay full price.

i wish i could tell when people on the ship actually wanted to talk so i dont have to spend 15 minutes running around the ship looking for people and spamming space in case i miss out on a conversation after every single mission

>>135765512
you and me both brother

*fist bumps with you*
*holds fist there a little longer than would conventionally be considered appropriate*

Have any of you tried this mod? http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/350/?

is it stable? is it good?

>>135767775
never even heard of it

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>it's a Jack is best waifu episode

>>135768878
>this episode has never been shown to a wider public after outrageous reactions from test screeners

>>135770075
>It was deemed too lewd for public viewing

get fucked quaricucks, fucking piece of shit xeno scum

>>135771374
I miss Talicancers somehow. it was fun compared to what we have now.

>>135771608
Tali has the cutest boobies

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>>135771608

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>>135770075
>outrageous reactions from test screeners

>>135771374
Gerrel firing on the dreadnought in ME3 while you were still inside is what made me really hate those shits.

>>135771816
What makes them so cute? I agree.

>>135774913
Their size and consistency

>>135775657
doesn't strike me as anything special. maybe you're just special snowflakes

Hitler

>>135780508
Western, tell us a story.

Give me the waifus, please

>>135781429

Na nigga you had your chance

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>>135781307
I've finished reading Berserk to the newest chapter

>new chapter in summer 2016
>literally updates every half a year with just one stinking chapter

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What did she mean by this?

>>135783817
she wants the D

>>135782860
Is it worth the wait? And why so long in between though?
I'm reading Ritual by David Pinner. It's the one that the old Wickerman movie was based off of.

>>135783817
the funny thing is she says this even if Shep romances her

>>135784269
turian D is like a clawhammer, she got a deathwish

>>135786080
If Shep romances her she's down for a wobbly H

>>135786080
why would anyone romance her in the first place?

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>>135786058
I hope it's worth it. I really do so.

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>16 hours

you do that shit regularly, OCD? you'll die before you are 40.

>>135786167
want to watch femshep get dominated and clawhammered by garrus's turian dick

>>135787472
I hate having to wait for books to come out in general. I couldn't do with going several months between for single chapters.
>tfw Peace Talks is taking an eternity to come

>>135788942

Didn't read thread, what'd he do?

ah, sweet page 10.

>>135789034
>I hate having to wait for books to come out in general.

yeah that's pretty bad.
it's usually working out with comics though, since they're on a schedule, but manga are totally unpredictable.
and then there's Robert Jordan and George R.R. Martin.
not that I wait for anything Martin writes, but he's his own category.

>>135794814
he regularly does 16 hour shifts, I just did one, I feel dead but I can't sleep yet.

>heart pumping so hard i can feel my head shaking

what should i eat meg?

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>>135795925
stop living, it goes away then.

>>135796568
food

>>135797002
yeah but what kinda food, i don't feel like eating eggs for the 1000th time

>>135794841
Jordan bit the dust though, didn't he? Terry Goodkind is evidently pretty good.
>>135794987
Sleeping pills.
>>135796568
Grilled cheese.
>>135795925
Lay down and take slow deep breaths.

>>135797119
I don't really know what's available. you got toast? you can do wonders with toast, different kinds of cheese, tomatoes, different kinds of sausages, bacon etc.

>>135797548
>>135797701
always got toast nigga, think will make a grilled , bacon and cheese, thanks family

>>135797548
>Jordan bit the dust though, didn't he?
yes, but he was turning out new books of the wheel of time so slowly it was evident he would die before finishing it. same goes for martin

>goodkind
I can't stand him. I just can't.

>Sleeping pills.
no thanks, I don't even own any.

>>135796568

Something healthy.

>>135798129
Buy some Valerian root tea and keep it on hand for nights like this then.

>>135798129
wheel of time is garbage

>>135798432
>Valerian

sounds like some country out of a fantasy story

>>135799413
Your mom's a country out of a fantasy story.

No, just a mildly sedative herb with a nice name.

i want to be a memer

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>Just some fun doodles for some hi-tech sci-fi sniper agent concepts. Very much inspired by Deus Ex, Starcraft, Mass Effect style stealth operative motifs. Honestly despite my usual penchant for overly long back stories, I don't have any real stories for these two characters. It was mostly an exercise in costume design and lighting, and of course fat positivity by bringing some fat gals into badass scifi agent settings.

>I imagine the brightly colored one on the left is the perky, upbeat recon agent girl, and the one on the right with the darker green motif is the more cold blooded assassin focused sniper. I designed them with the idea that they would be two different characters that shared the same class, but each brought their own flavor to the archetype.

>>135802378
of course they are snipers, laying their fat asses down on the floor is about all they're capable of managing

huh? I can suddenly post on /v/ again.

anyway good night.

>>135802781
no don't leave me alone you fuck

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I'm always amazed when I hop back on to /vg/ and this general is still alive. Did anything happen on November 7th, lads?

>>135803074
No

>>135802378
Absolutely disgusting

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>>135803312
Nice.

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>want to say something
>nobody to say it to

>>135804360

What's up, anon?

Waifus?!

having a wank

>>135807097
to what

>>135807453
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVwlmTIJuEM

unironically playing mass effect right now

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Jacob, Shepard and Kaidan wearing some cozy wasteland outfits.

making an arrangement

>>135815103
can't wait to discover the results of these arrangements

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>>135815103

Always good

the most unrealistic thing about mass effect is the idea of a woman being capable of becoming a spectre

>>135816920
>being a sexist

>>135816951
it just fucks with my suspension of disbelief considering that no woman has ever been admitted to any special forces unit in any country ever

>>135816920

Truth, that's why Shepard is male in most promotional materials, including all of 1 and 2.

>>135817053
most promotional materials also show ashley as being the survivor of virmire and she ends up becoming a spectre though

Would you rather allow a femkro to rape you or allow a krogan to rape your GF?

Either one will result in an impregnation. The Femkro will force you to pay child support, the krogan will pay child support for your wife, but he'll be your wife's son.

>>135817690
the first one because if i allow her to rape me then it's not rape

>>135817002
By that logic, top spectres should be Krogan and Salarian spectres shouldn't be possible at all because they're weak physically

>>135817124

While wearing high-heeled combat boots, no less.

>>135788942
To be honest, don't think I'll last that long, either way.

>>135794987
>I feel dead but I can't sleep yet.
And now you know. I still don't know if my 22 hour patrols back when I served in the army where any better. No, actually, I do know, because, even though when I returned to the barracks, I fell asleep faster than a brick hitting the bed, I also had a fever of 40 degrees after a week.

>>135796568
tuna salad

>>135807692
>not cats the musical
I don't know who /meg/ is anymore.

>>135818283
Krogan aren't a Citadel species

>>135818937
Way to miss the point

http://orig01.deviantart.net/8dc2/f/2016/080/0/3/0397fe774dd42e8b59b323a1c7d3d2a6-d9vvhfm.png

"Two more awaken"

Much like the two before, their minds were in fog yet with eyesight was clear enough. Not only alarmed upon finding they were completely naked but also a bit embarrassed. Attention diverting to tight rough rope binding them with cold steel holding one. Arms strained, a cry was let out in hopes for some freedom only to hush upon hearing not just their moans. A cold chill began to creep up as they listen on to moans of something wished not to be here.

"Why are there husks here!?" concern rose dramatically, pondering could those things get in. Fear began its slow hold as forced themselves to accept their vulnerable state. Despite one having biotics on her side, whoever or whatever put them in this state made sure her arms were useless if attempts were to use it. Little to no choice they watched and listen with small hope rescue will come, in turn end this nightmare...

"Shepard where are you!? We need you!"

>>135818864
yeah. 24h+ stuff is entirely different, I pulled 72 hours on a battletech convention once and had to get up at 5 in the morning on monday again. THAT was some crazy trip.