Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Better to run than curse the road

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PICK ME!

>>135619816
I don't get it

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defend this

>>135620001
princess celestia :3

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>>135620001

Better to run than curse the road

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>wex quas wex!

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You can remove 1 hero from your team pool (they wont be able to pick it) who do you choose
i think i would go with sniper or drow

>>135620689
storm or ember spirit
both are worthless garbage

>>135620689
>purge will never ravave your boypussy

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Doom's changes have been some of the most anti-synergistic shit i've seen yet.

Lvl death to infernal blade I can understand, some pros, some cons, losing range and free linken breaker for arguably higher overall output.

But then icefrog slaps Doom with 2.0 BAT and his attacks become a joke, against Enchantress she's LITERALLY untouchable.

Honestly, all the other nerfs whatever is fine, but at least revert him to the standard 1.7 BAT, maybe make infernal blade ignore evasion. And a scaling doom cooldown of 140/130/120 would help too, rather than this herplongerCDthanblackholederp

As someone who has loved the hero since the 6.66 patch days, the current Doom is just downright trash, it's heartbreaking.

LMAO KAIPI

Reminder that Bone7 and SingSing will NEVER EVER play on tier 1 team again

>>135621769
idk senpai pieliedie ended up winning in shangai
anything can happen

>>135621057
Got more Fwoshy cute pics?

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FIX ME D2G

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Huskar is one of my favorite heroes, but he seems really bad this patch. Where do I lane him and how should my play style change as a 6.86 huskar player?

>>135621057
>that fucking hairline

Get this piece of garbage out of here

>>135621880
He's a good player who managed to improve

Sing is a reddit memelord

I actually like Bone7 and he has some crazy ideas, but he is considered the worst offlane in the EU scene and now he shifted to carry position, not doing good.

>>135621939
Boring heroes should stay in the traschan

>>135621939
base int increased by 2

>>135621939
Base damagee +1

>>135622152
Uhh what's wrong with her hairline?

>wreck some russian slark picker with juggernaut offlane
>he goes on a russian flame rant after his 4th death
>after splitpushing and taking the tower, go see how the other lanes are doing with drums s&y at 18 min
>batrider 0-7 mid
>luna with half my farm safe lane
>slowly start losing the game, our batrider loses gem in the river for no reason
>finally lose after slark eclipsed me in farm
>"HUESOS JUGG EBANYI PIDAR"
>"TY TRASH FOR 25"

it shouldnt make me mad anymore but it does

subscribe to my blog pls

>>135621939
just give him the same starting hp regen ogre has

>>135622389
each time i see russian hieroglyphs i instamute
its just fucking distracting, you should do that too

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>>135622389
>be bad
>get good
>win

What is the reason why people go Phase on Mirana if you want her to be semi-carry? Wouldnt Treads be better?

is kpopgasm dating s4 or smth

what happened with g?

>embrace the blinkdagger cancer
>build it on every carry
>start winning more
dotards?

40 minute urn ladies and gentlemen

CWM dota

>>135622686
Phase boots are often useful on potm. You can go treads if you need tank more than anything.

>>135622806
>blink
>cancer
you what
its avoided by retards like you because "muh 0 dmg"

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>>135622992
>gypsies

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Reminder that supports are sluts

>>135622692
She is, yeah

Got any pics of her?

>>135622389
>be zeus
>oracle on my team is ganking and helping the other lanes wreck face
>got his lycan safelane first blood
>clinkz and bristle are doing work
>we take bot rax at 14 minutes
>their invoker is complaining about his shit team
>so then our lycan buys an armlet for "damage"
>doesn't want to kill towers with us because muh farm
>the enemy slowly starts regaining their deficit through splitpushing and killing Lycan when he shows in lane
>soon the Ursa has BKB and Basher
>Lycan won't buy BKB because it doesn't give him enough damage, even though the Jakiro Euls-Ice Path is making him die every time he tries to fight
>refused to buy Necro because he needs "damage not push" against a team that will rape us lategame
>they rape us lategame

>>135623085
>0 manacost
>12 second cooldown
>superb mobility
its broken
and you know it

>>135622686
Same reason manta rush POTM or battlefury BH is still a thing. Leftovers of what people used to build back during dota1 days.

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>>135621939
remake him into a fun hero instead

>>135623129
lewd expression
when i support i imagine im helping females with feminine dicks that i get to suck if i behave nicely

>>135623187
>not building armlet on lycan
lmao this shitter

>>135623581
>good ideas from hon will never be assimilated by dota
when will that shit game die so icefraud can do it

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>tfw no deep-thinking hero

>quills now slow by 5% per stack with a base slow of 10%
>goo replaced with a useful ability

"Better to run than curse the road"

What the fuck does that even mean

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>Queue up for unranked.
>Get this.

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>>135623949
>better to back off than to get caught out because you were too far up

how retarded can you be you fucking dipshit?

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>>135623150
>Got any pics of her?

Nothing else that google can show you.

She looks like KPOP and her voice is sexy as fuck.
Not ashamed to want a gf like her, she's fun, good looking and likes video games.

Fuck ;_;

>>135624141
She has an instagram but it's locked

;_;

>>135623730
Enigma

>win 9 games in a row
>first game i lose we lost 5-53
ehhh

>>135624069
>Curse the road
>Road
>Not lane
>Not path
>Not Team
>Not Mid

How much of a cuck for bad lines can you be?

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>>135621939
How to fix Bristleback: Bristleback's passive now has an active effect - Bristleback can now curl into a spiked ball mode that the player controls. Costs 75/125/175/225 to activate + 20/25/30/35 mana per second.

Bristleback gains +5/10/15/20% movespeed while in Ball mode. Each time he comes into contact with an enemy, he deals his attack damage to that enemy and that enemy gets hit by the current level of Quill Spray. Bristleback cannot use Nasal Goo while in Spikeball mode unless he has an Aghanim's Scepter.

Consider him fixed

>>135624729
>road is not synonymous with those terms in 99% of instances

is english not your native language cuck?

Who's gonna win Dotapit? I'm pretty sure based PPD is going to destroy everyone with his drafts and R-god will play godly

>>135625030
isnt that literally a league hero?

>>135625030
I forgot to add that while in Spikeball mode, his damage reduction now extends to all sides of Bristleback using the maximum value.

>>135623949
It's mean that's it better to make the best out of a bad situation than spend your time pissing and moaning. Nigga got lit on fire and turned into a skeleton. So what does he do? Whine and complain? No, he sets fucking arrows on fire and runs super fast

>>135625054
>Dies to Clinks
>"Fuck this road" - No-one ever

People like you are why Valve still make goy coins with shitty content

>>135625176
I have no idea.

>>135625272
Thank you based burning sonic

>>135619596
better to run than curse the road

>>135625176
>>135625389
Yeah, Rammus, rolls fast at you and stuns on contact

>>135621939
Make his passive spines proc on pre-reduction damage rather than post.

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Is this gif not relevant anymore
should it be the other way around now?

>>135625696
Well it doesn't matter to me whatever shit League has. It has no bearing on my idea.

>>135625787
so almost every damage instance late game?

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>>135619596
Better to run than curse the road

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>>135612748
You are correct. I think spells that use channeling to prepare for an effect should be converted to long cast animations for Elder Titan, Sand King, and Tinker. Every other hero with a long cast time or channel actually does something if the animation gets cancelled, or it doesn't use mana or go on cooldown. Echo Stomp, Epicenter, and Rearm are literally the only hero spells left that do this.

>>135625903
yes

Everythread.

>Hur fix me d2g
>Any hero in the game

Nice game...

>>135625903
Well everyone has fuckhuge armor by then so itd at least make Aghs a more attractive option on him since you can more reliably get quills out.

which female hero has best feminine dick
is TA nice?

>>135626521
LC

she is clearly compensating for her tiny post op dick

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>guy named Bloodseeker on team
>avatar is picture of Bloodseeker
>firstpicks Bloodseeker

>>135626860
What happened next?

>>135626313
probably because of the way the game has been balanced recently
>slowly buff 10% of the pool patch after patch so in 5 patches time they're broken
>harshly overnerf the 10% flavour of the month heroes until they're fucking awful
>throw in some spicy memeshit that nobody has any idea whether it'll be good or bad until a month after the patch because it's so fucking wacky

>>135626970
we lost

>>135626860
>Didnt commit and name himself "Strygwyr, the" so it fills out the (Bloodseeker) if he kills someone
Lame

>pick slark
>win

this is actually really fucking difficult why does this hero suck so much now

>>135626860
>play ranked
>enemy randoms od omni and zeus
we won because OD and zeus went duo mid

>>135622692
what's her name
googling kpopgasm and dota doesn't give anything

>>135627279
because aoe explosions and burst damage everywhere

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>>135625918
>Preacher

God I love Preacher so much, too bad the TV show looks like it's gonna suck ass, I'll always have the comics though.

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>>135626521

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>A chink in my armor

Does this trigger the chinamen?

>guy randoms
>complains all game how bad his hero is
>blames other people all game

just fucking remove randoming from ranked

or make it so you have to complete the all hero challenge in order to random

or play ranked at all for that matter

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>>135627965
>mfw killing Jews as Spectre
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6b/Spec_attack_02.mp3

>>135628147
>making it mandatory to finish the all hero challenge to play ranked

nah fuck that

i mean kind of a cool idea but fuck that

>female hero
>caster says he
THE NAME IS FUCKING BROODMOTHER
NOT A HE
FUCK

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this is better then dota
prove me wrong

Wait, why is liquid in a tournament with a bunch of unknowns?

>>135628303
>they are referring to the player
>you are this retarded

>>135627279
Is this bad bait? hes the hero im using to grind some mmr

>Tfw 2.8k mmr and slark is perfect for capitalising on peoples lack of map awareness and throws

>enemy picks riki
>3 hits our support at level 6
>cant even kill him because of le balanced damage circle of invulnerablity
i though that riki was bad
why did you lie to me d2g

>>135628813
Force staff/Eul's

>>135628813
>hero get's rework
>d2g says it's shit
>it's OP as fuck
every time

>>135628813
>Support stood in the death circle for three (3) whole seconds
They're making a post on Reddit as we speak right now.

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>Team that picked Dark Seer bans Oracle
>Caster doesn't understand why

>>135629092
Is there Esports going on?

>>135628303

>Drow Range supposedly Tobi's waifu
>Always says droe

>>135628951
>supports have force staff at level 6

>>135629069
>implying you can walk out especially with the cloud

he can literally walk under your tower and ult, kill supports, then blink strike to safety when it ends

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>5 man deathpush memes in all my 2k pubs
>watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbWrP6b3WY
>actually win against deathpushers
Memes are strong in 2k, anything similar ?

>>135629092
I can't see the direct counter in that other than purging surge and holding the fucker still, but Fortune's end isn't even instant missile. And that is only during the laning phase too.

>>135623129
>expecting CM to initiate

S H I T T E R
H
I
T
T
E
R

>>135629597
It's not the same when it's not in caps friendo

>>135619596
Is clinkz a viable pick? Or is he a more situational pick than other heroes

>>135629741
i've lost all motivation to go on

>>135629751
Clinkz is 100% single target with not much HP

weaver is going to be a better pick overall

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>>135629790
You just gotta power through it. I've been making a Draperposter memeoire and he's posting maybe once a week.

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dud

>>135625903
It might mean tweaking the stacking rules but I still like what I'm saying. Plus it's physical and this >>135626412 is true.

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>teammate says "i feel sorry for (You)r fingers tinker"
is tinker supposed to be mechanically intensive/exhausting according to mobabby standards or something?

redpill me on memestealer

It seems OP against certain lineups

>>135630254
it means youre a tryhard faggot and should kill yourself

>>135630254
He kinda is.

>>135629606

HE PURGES FUCKING ION SHELL YOU GIGANTIC RETARD

>>135624262
>>135624141
>>135623150
>>135622692

Are you retards talking about dotagasm?

Just send a request, she literally accepts all of them. Has neat pictures of diving and food and scenery actually.

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LANs won after leaving C9:
>Singsing: 0
>Fata: 1
>n0tail: 2
>Aui: 3
>Misery: 3
>Envy: 3
>Pie: 3

>>135630368
i mean, i wouldn't know, even though i was only a silver league shitter @ stardiaper 2 i didn't even notice tinker to be any more difficult than the rest of the cast

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>>135630617
woow lane counters

>>135630902
dark seers only good for winning most lanes and getting good farm

if he doesn't get that he's absolute trash you braindead mong

>>135630797
AUI won 2 lans. Dotapit was online.

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Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

https://imgur.com/a/67niR

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tfw no Zootopia hero

>>135630837
>i mean, i wouldn't know, even though i was only a silver league shitter @ stardiaper 2 i didn't even notice tinker to be any more difficult than the rest of the cast

Playing tinker at top level is exhausting. Since all you do is teleport around the map constantly and mash bottle, soul ring, rearm, march, blink, BoTs hotkeys.

There is no downtime in Tinker splitpushing.

What do you do if you are solo support against a gank heavy team?

Can't ward without getting ganked and cant afford the items required to survive because of all the wards but if you don't ward carries will die and you lose anyways.

>>135631331
>I'm gonna steal farm in every lane the whole game then bitch when we lose because my team has no farm

Tinker players should be shot tbph

>>135630797
>>135631121
Fixed version:

>Singsing: 0
>Fata: 1
>n0tail: 3
>Aui: 4
>Misery: 4
>Envy: 4
>Pie: 4

Majors count for 2 and TI counts for 3

>>135631289
I hate fucking hate Reddit

>>135631010
so what if dark seer can't use ionshell on lane? he is almost like a ranged hero with 522 missile speed with his surge

How do we end the memefight meta lads?
it has been going on for 5 patches

>>135631584
No he's not, he's less than a creep without his ion shell

>>135631576
This was created here.

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>>135631523
This is wrong as well. EE,PLD, and misery won 3 lans. They won the QUALIFIER for WCA.

You fucked up twice already. Just stop.

>>135631504
nerif 2.0 internet defence force get out
>b-but he's actually shit! don't nerf my freelo hero, look at these global winrates with shitters who buy garbage like dagon eblade, b-buff more!

>>135631584
-d2g

>>135631716
Kill gold reduced by 50% and tower gold reduced by 50%. Glyph refreshes whenever structures lose 25% of their health

>>135631716
hero gold is now unreliable

Is twitch down right now?

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>check the liquid game
>it's a lamadownunder cast
>it's actually not lamadownunder
>but it's still a lamadownunder cast

what the fuck, whys there 2 shitty aussie female caster now

>>135631716
Promote pacifism. No gold loss on death. Kills only give 100 gold to the murderer and 50 gold to the accomplices.

>>135631734
a ranged creep with 6 base armor

>>135631802
>Majors count for 2 and TI counts for 3
Can you even read you fucking autismatron?

- gold is back to 1g/sec
- neutrals spawns at 3 minutes, every 1 minute
- buyback cooldown reduced to 3 minutes
- ethereal blade project speed increased to 3000
- ancients now spawns every 3 minutes
- tower damage and armor will increase each 5 minutes
- every building has its own glyph of fortification
I've just saved this game.
You read it here first.

>>135625842

Burdening is trash and EE is a god so someone needs to fix this.

yfw d2g started the whole f a m, t b h, l a d mene

>>135632248
This is trash. You're promoting memefighting. I can't stand this genocide.

>>135632510
Team fights are 1000000% better than pushtrash, who the fuck wan0 minutes.

>>135632761
I hate both memefights and memepush. Dota has become shit because of both. Right now we have 75%memefight 20%memepush and 5%4protect1.

>>135632142
Yeah I ignored that because it's retarded and arbitrary.

>>135632106
BECAUSE THEY HVE A SLIT INSTEAD OF DANGLY BITS SO THEY ARE RELEVANT YOU FUCKING SHITLORD

>>135632905
Memefight is flashy and colourful excitement to titillate spectators. It's not going anywhere.

I'm new to dota, I'm picking up the grasps of it
What should I do against an Ursa in early game? Keep in mind since I'm a shitter, I play with shitters too, who can't help but feed the motherficking bear.
Should I just avoid it?

>>135632761
pushing is LITERALLY the win condition of dota

there is nothing more sophisticated than memepush

>>135633116
Don't stand near him. If you're a shitter and you're laning against him as another melee hero, switch lanes.

>>135632905
4p1 was never viable, it was simply a remnant of dota1 proplayers having skill levels of current 2k shitstains

>>135633116
>pick invoker
>cast icewall all game
>cast Fspirits all game
>win game

This easy.

>>135633102
There's nothing fun about watching one team kill the other over and over again. You're probably an American EG fan because those are the misogynistic games that team is good at.

>>135633269
Burning pulled it off at Ti5 and Ti3. And those games were awesome. Miracle does it very often. I'm a secret fan but I like how miracle can 1v9.

>>135633485
burning was never relevant kid

he's about as "good" as beesa or badman

>>135633116
Pick Viper

when he ults
use viper strike
walk away lmao

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>>135630772
>implying I have normiegram

Fuck off normie.

Do people play with auto attack / auto attack after spell?

>>135630772
Does she have any semi-lewd pictures?

>>135633714
There is literally no reason to not have auto attack after spell on

>>135633714
I always played with auto attack on, would feel weird without it.

>>135631887
>LET THE BODY HIT
>LET THE BODY HIT THE RAX
>LET THE BODY HIT THE RAX
>LET THE BODY HIT THE RAX
>LET THE BODY HIT THE RAX

>>135633714
No, there's no point.

Reddit does though https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/475uam/please_stop_treating_wards_as_a_spell_it_honestly/

Fucking bad player crybaby retards blaming game instead of themselves.

>>135633793
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgqdrfi7U4M

dotards?

>>135633542
that's just your opinion my man.
Nothing personal kid.

>>135633889
if you hate pushing so much make a thread on reddit about making destroying an enemy ancient not being the only game objective
you fuckign retard

in one post you complain how dota is too fun and pandering to invading LoL refugee shitters, then you whine that pushing is toxic of knowledge

>>135632106
>lamadownunder

Make it fucking stop

>>135634176
>Player is bad.
>Doesn't even know what all his settings do
>loses
wow

>>135633116
Keep in mind keeping vision of the rosh pit. Don't let him smoke and get it for free, especially since he's so predictable when doing it. Keep in mind he's really vulnerable to getting kited, so pick heroes that can break his legs. Respect his lane power.
Or, if you're fine with coming to the dark side, spam him yourself. You get an understanding of his strengths and weaknesses far faster than playing against him.

>reminder
The new LGD offlaner is the best pheonix player in China. 1.2k games with 66% winrate on pheonix. What will you do now white pigs?

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been winning your games, son ?

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>>135634429
win TI6

>>135634469
Fuck off black dad.

>>135634526
Don't talk about my million dollar prize pool.

>>135634429
Xiao8?

He is dogshit

>>135633791

No.

But you could google Dotagasm and see what she looks like.

>>135634176
>>135634368
this is the reason Overwatch doesn't have a fov slider

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>>135634553
ok, son

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>>135634526
>Washed up fuckstupid backstabbing memer winning anything ever again

The fact that even PPD posting has dropped near 100% should tell you he's finished

>>135634526
only xiao8 can fight puppey and ppd. This is the last chink hope.

>>135634680
But it does though????

>>135625030
Rasmus pls go

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>medusa will never make your dick rock hard
>medusa will never coil around you on a cold night to get warm
>you will never pet medusa's hair
>you will never breed medusa
>medusa will never teach you how to use a bow
>you will never farm the woods with medusa

what's the point of life? is there even a point?

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>>135634668
no. Xiao8 brought him in. Look at this
>>http://www.dotabuff.com/players/89598554

>>135634801
anime posting is back

>>135634680
you mean why dota doesnt have a zoom setting

>WAAAAAAAAA ITS UNFAIR BECAUSE PPL CAN ZOOM OUT SO THEY CAN SEE MORE THAN 3 INCHES ON EITHER SIDE AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO

>>135635104
looks like a feeding retard. probably not even 8k. even RTC is a better phoenix by far

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>>135635072
>He can't lucid dream

Enjoy your shitty reality nerd LMAO

>>135635249
Xiao8 knows more than you ever will you faggot. SHUT UP

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>guy named mid only
>doesn't get his mid
>feeds from minute 0.
SENPAI.

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>>135635110
what if there was a hero with the camera more zoomed out but couldn't zoom in?

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190 /d2g/ users

~10 of them are 5k [Diamond League]
~70 of them are 4-5k [Gold League]
~100 of them are 3k [Silver League]
~10 of them are literally 1-2k [Bronze League]

If you are NOT Diamond Master Race then you shouldn't discuss tournaments and pro-level. And do not fucking post screenshots of your games, thanks.

If you are NOT from Gold League then you should not discuss gaming mechanics, balance and match making.

If you are NOT from Silver League then you should restrict yourself from talking about item builds and abilities.

If you are from Bronze trench then you should just stop trying and install League of Legends or HotS.

>>135623581
I played HoN but his skillset seems the same with Bristleback, no?

what's the difference

>>135635407
5ks are the new 4ks idiot

diamond is 6k now

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>be bad
>steal viable build from d2g
>win

>>135635403
I wonder if kuro felt right right at that moment.

>>135635527
the joke is its the same

>>135634469
Yes black dad but im mostly playing EleTD
fuckin NWLE strat is working quite well

>>135635535
troll battlefury?

>>135635104
Gosugamers lists Xiao8 as the new offlaner though

post your best gachi

>>135635535
carry abaddon?

ayy lmao

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Ketchup makes you worse at dota

Try to prove me wrong

you can't

>>135635535
MoM voker ?

>>135635535
Meistro the tempo controller?

>>135635535
Drums on Weaver?

>you will never cuddle with pugna
why live

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what went wrong?!

>>135635535
support gyror ?

>>135635863
that would be hard to captain through. Offlaners don't really have time to give orders, EE in C9 was an example

>>135635535
hotd tinker for easy access to jungles instead of THIS IS A FUCKING ROBBERY PUT ALL THE FARM IN THE BAG?

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Who /comfydota/ here?

>>135636217
ember built deso

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Cucks on a suicide watch

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>>135636192

>>135635527
because hon plays far smoother he feels about fourty times better to play

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moar like this

>>135636393
but cap is a certified cuckold

>>135635406
New Hero: Taskmaster

Q: You mark an enemy target forcing all creeps around them to attack that target for 5 seconds. During this time affected creeps gain bonus movespeed and damage. Affects buildings.

W:passive, Gain increased vision radius for you and your teams creeps and map zoomes out

E: Teleport a group of creeps to your location. Has global range

E the second: Teleports creeps around your location to target point. Does not have global range.

R: Causes a massive wave of creeps to spawn. every 0.3 seconds each lane will spawn a random creep (70% melee 25% ranged, 5% siege) for 3/5/7 seconds
Hire me Icefrog

>>135636424
quills have no castpoint

why the fuck don't global twitch emotes work with gif emotes

I wanna spam RareParrot

>>135636765
Yeah this is totally not cancer or anything

>>135636765
>Enemy can't pull creeps off the tower anymore
>You can TP supercreeps to other lanes
LET THE BODIES HIT THE RAX

>>135629903
>with not much HP
His ult gives him a very significant amount of HP early on. He also has very high armor.

>>135631802
>>135631523
>>135630797
can we just agree on common ground that singsing is overrated and unfunny bad memetrash

>>135631470
Venomancer

>>135635535
shadow blade + necro 4/0/4 invoker?

>>135636829
Snot has and turning in HoN works differently from Dota

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>>135636393
I've only watched one video of Thorin's after it was linked here and it was some overview where he talked with the guy who choked Loda of what had been happening in Esports in the past week or so.
There was something about Nahaz being a whiner and then Thorin recounting his attempt to break the ice with a bunch of dota pros by telling a really long-winded joke about Loda travelling to the spirit realm to meet his ancestors and finding a way to lead Alliance to victory again during the choke-out.
He then complained that nobody laughed and made him feel unwelcome.
Besides that I know nothing about him expect that he's some kind of banterman in CS:GO.

>>135637223

Tumor, the carcinogenic

Spreading cancer: Passive. Every 3 seconds Tumor releases a wave around him reaching a 750 radius distance. Any ally hit gains +3 permanent max health. At 40 minutes mark if the game is not over your team loses the game.

Would that be an interesting winning condition while giving extra tools to fast push?

>>135637837
Wow

Post that video

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>>135636765
>not just porting deadlift
valve please

gg report peru

>>135637837
he's boring shitter trying to force his bad memes

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What's the most memey-build gulag ?

>>135637551
>unfunny bad memetrash
Sure
>overrated
I'm positive everyone rates him correctly at the garbage player he is at this point

He himself realized it and doesn't even try anymore because he's reached his limit years ago which is obviously not enough to win anything

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are we being raided by hong again?

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>>135636250

witness the death of ur game dotards

www.twitch tv/forsenlol

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How do I overcome my anxiety to queue ranked and stop playing custom games?

>>135638171
>hon general

Does such a thing even exist?

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>>135638105

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>>135638471
>I have fun with custom games
>I have anxiety with ranked
>what should I do to play ranked instead of what I like?

>>135636217
>ember building deso
>ember having only 300 last hits in an hour long game
>venomancer with shadowblade AND blink, but no aghs
>brewmaster with aghs when he could have built an AC using that money

>>135638529
>tfw

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>>135638512
that was the joke anon

>>135600494
Yeah i see what youre saying.. Its just something you develop over the course of playing, that quick thinking and everything.. I have a friend whos playing dota for years and he still doesnt have that while he was watching me play once and was like 'i see it now' and he was just stunned by it and all..

>winning a 60+ minute match
is there a better feeling in all of dota senpaitachi?
why are long games the best?

>>135638529
XD

>>135636217
2 shitters buying desos
and 3 feeders on 3 useless heros

>>135637979
https://youtu.be/VPmxa3VlpdY?list=PLpaD0ybYH0S0iJ3ZyN9-6P3RSxcPRl6T3&t=5810

I decided to dig it up since I had nothing better to do during Friday night.

>>135638529
did qop die
did you won the game
i need to know

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>techies has insane mana requirements
>people buy soul ring + arcane boots on him and when using soul ring they drop arcanes then pick them up again for free mana
>tinker has insane mana requirements, even with free tps to and fro
>people don't build arcanes to go with his mandatory soul ring to get more mana (arcanes also builds into Soul Ring 2 aka ggreaves)
?

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>>135638792
>>135638990
>>135639161
i won

it was ages ago though

>>135638529
Aghs-blink-refresher-bots in 45 minutes on a melee support seems optimistic
Judging by the state of the map I'm guessing the enemy just dragged the game out instead of finishing and then fucked up the teamfight

>>135639290
Tinker has access to the fountain at any given time. /d2g/ made GG boots Tinker but it takes a lot of farm to bridge the gap between the unrearm-able (AKA useless) Arcanes and the useful GG boots.

>>135639439
He probably jungled and got an early midas.

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>>135639439
midas
and you can farm jungle with no items easily as lifestealer when you have nothing else to do


This is my newest iteration of supp lifestealer

aetherlens is also good pickup

Is using Euls with Cold Feet suboptimal because of how you lose the damage? Would Atos be better?

>>135639795
Depends if you need to purge shit too. It also gives move speed.

>>135639613
>unrearm-able (AKA useless) Arcanes
2.20 INT gain per level

The problem with Lifestealer aghs is that Lifestealer doesn't need aghs to meme. If he was a naturally less memey hero it would be more viable.

>>135639915
>one of the lowest of int heroes

How to fix rubick:
>4.1 int gain

viable ?

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Thanks Reddit for this great matchmaking

>>135640232
What if
>Rubick gains a portion of the INT of people he takes spells from

>>135640232

Actually yeah

>>135640232
Don't buff the Reddit hero.

>>135640379
>full blown redditor
>says "thanks reddit"
>on d2g of all places
top literal fuckek

>>135640232

-Rubick aghs fix
By double tapping "spell steal" it cycles the ability between "spell steal" and "item steal". By using "item steal" the aghanims in your inventory will gain the active of the last item used by the target hero.

y/n?

>>135640630
>implying i am
actually dont have a reddit account, kid

>>135640857
yeah, you got yourself banned

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What if legion commander was a man?

Would he be too OP?

>>135640985
;)

so a redditor no longer

Is now a good time to come back to dota or should i wait for the next patch

>>135641373
It's a great time to switch to Paragon!

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>>135639915
>>135640009
>Dumb blonde support slut and a pyromaniac flying on a bat learn faster than a fucking scientist

>We do actively break up matches when we detect players have been losing too much. We don't do anything to prevent a group or team from winning too much, however. Losing streaks are bad and ideally we could minimize these. We try to put a person who has lost many times in a row against players he/she is more likely to beat. We can't always guarantee that win, however.

Forced fooga doesn't exist guys.

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>what if legion commander was a man
But he is

>>135641580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ctcmH7p1TM

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>>135641519
>google it
>it's from overwatch

I laughed harder than I should

>>135640379
whats hidden mmr

H-how do I make the gold carry challenge ?
By 25min I usually have 8k

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daily reminder of simple objective truths

How can i tell if I'm playing against a smuf?

This slark just destroyed our team and carried his shit team and he only has 100hrs on his steam with the only game being Dota 2.

>playing as new riki while listening to max anarchy ost
>just running around being an annoying ass and creating space for my other carries to farm
>comfy as fuck, commends everywhere

Why aren't you playing Riki d2g?

>>135641740
git
u
d

>>135641507
>runny nose pig brawler is smarter than grand magus that can cast any spell ever
>and visibly smarter than vacuum cleaning scientist

>>135641804
because I like to win

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>kick rtz win TI6
>kick rtz win shaghai

r.i.p rtz u and ee made rank more cancer

>>135641794
>$CURRENT_YEAR
>losing to slark

>>135641824
>Physical embodiment of the fundamental forces of the universe getting killed a schizophrenic manlet in a chainsaw suit

>>135641792

>S4
>L-God
>Litterally Our Guys
>Not our guys

get out plebbit

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>>135641792

>MVP
>our guys

Damn right, even though reddit keeps trying to get Korea banned.

>be me
>be sysadmin at a mid sized commodities brokerage
>notice some odd bandwidth signatures afterhours
>snoop around a little bit
>turns out one of the interns is playing dota on the company fiberoptic net when the office is mostly empty

Well bros, do I nail this goofball or let it slide? On one hand it's a fellow doturd, on the other he might be a cancerous OD spammer.

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>>135636309
Just picked up a sixer of porter, and an italian sandwich from Jersey Mike's...best part was? Had 90 pts on my customer card so the sammy was free

We're in for a comfy night

>>135641925

>implying I'm not winning

>>135642076
install something cheeky to take a few screenshots and judge from there

>>135641792
>team secret
>reddit

>puppey
>our guys
i think there is conflict bro

>>135642041
Loda is quite literally the biggest cuck in the dota scene and is the polar opposite of our guy

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>>135641792
>meepo girls

>>135642076

Who fucking cares dude, he probably has nothing else to do.

>>135642336
When will valve add the ability to swap the genders of heros? I really want to see a female wisp

>>135642204
stuff that works in the 2k bracket does not work in the 4k bracket

>>135642330
a single player does not make a team

see: Moonmeandher, Arteezy

>>135642336
fucking cringe
i'd still fuck the one in the middle tho

>>135642480
i want to see female TA

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>>135642076
I would force him to be your supportcuck ward bitch or else you report his wasting company resources

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>>135642376

Social status tier list

Top tier: Guy that gets paid for playing dota
Mid tier: Neets
Low tier: Wageslaves

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>>135642523

>>135642497
Single shitter makes entire team shit
see: arteezy

>>135642049
If Korea took over this game I wouldn't mind. Korea lives and dies by eSports, and if Korea became the majority this game might actually be balanced around what smart players do instead of what "smart" (support) players do.

>>135642336
>That one meepo that fucks up the dance
>Looks like Marilyn Manson
>Stole the wig from the set of LazyTown and bleached it
>IS THAT A SQUIRREL?!
>Placed second in the Michael Jackson lookalike contest
I'll go with 3.

what was console command to make mouse click all the time

>>135642754
koreans can't play games that require actual thinking and adapting instead of robotically spamming one single strategy

>>135641983
>Shanghai Major mentality in a nutshell

>quit dotka months ago
>come back this week
>od and carl are fp/fb now
>ee is the #1 carry
>artour is shit
>alliance are back and our guys

How times change, pham. Grains in an hourglass.

>2663 games
>2663 mmr
One day I'll be 4k mmr

>>135642336
2nd from left objectively cutest

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Are these heroes objectively OP anons?

>>135642986
EE ain't shit. He gets carried by objectively good players.

>>135642986
EE tried his absolute hardest to make secret lose shanghai. Im not even shitposting when I say that he had literally the worst showing on the team overall