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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
http://pastebin.com/rUEPg8AW
Megadimension Neptunia VII out now, but not on PC.
Nep U will be released for Steam on 21th March (SOON).
Geki Noire have been announced for Steam releases.
MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies release date: NA-April 26, 2016
Cyberdimension Neptunia Online has been announced. More news on April the 14th Dengeki Playstation.
*something about memes*
Did someone talked about memes?
>nepgear's Neptune's sister
More like her personal maid.
>>135583764
No bully
>>135583787
Hitting Neptune with a bottle isn't bully, it's discipline.
Reminder that Noire isn't into little boysor high school girls.
>My sister's best friend
Just fuck my shit up.
>>135584029
For a moment, I though it was a long-haired Kei.
Then I saw the hairpin thingy.
>>135584029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiKhT1TgpwA
>>135584067
Long haired Kei is literally just Nepgear.
Like Shiori, Tiara, and Neo Origami are literally just Nepgear too.
>four Nepgens in the catalog
Good going retards.
>>135584194
>Shiori
Who?
>Tiara
Who?
>Neo Origami
And who?
Who are these girls? Are theyspankable?
>>135584302
But do you who Sega Saturn is?
>>135584343
Yes I'd Sega Saturn hard in front of the other girls.
>>135584263
It's so confusing.
>>135584513
>still no icons for the items
CH is lazy.
LAZY.
Is this even the right thread? Where do we post?
>>135584581
>HEART CHEST
>>135584671
>Is this even the right thread?
In case of doubt, check the pasta. If it's a guest pasta, this is the right one.
If the pasta belongs to some gutless scum named NepNowaProFan, you need to evacuate immediately.
So yeah, you're in the right thread.
>>135584671
>Noire using an axe
WHAT
Also, damn, that Shas is really a raging lesbian. The only canon lesbian in the entire franchise.
>>135584778
We're gonna need some mods for Nepgen.
I love Neptune more than anything in the whole entire world!
>>135584021
I would love to dote on her and perhaps date her, But Id have to fight with Vert for the first oneAnd probably the second as well.
>>135584895
Well, there are some for Civ 5, others for Alpha Centauri, L4D2 has some, but they're mostly just model ports rather than real mods.
>>135584895
Histoire is the cutest!
>nepnowayfag complaining in the other thread that the pastebing "cannot be editted"
That guy is either a very good troll or a real retard.
which thread is the thread which is the real thread
>>135585194
This thread, as it has the most posts.
That's a solid indicator, and it's usually what mods look at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuua_DG1uyY&t=74
I can't handle being alone.
wherem am i
Is Chika cute?
>>135585131
>the other thread consists solely of Nepnowafag bumping it with picture spam and shittalking "the outdated pastebin"
Top kek
>>135585654
And whining about how it cannot be "editted".
We have L4D2 players here, but what about Dominions 4?
we made the new thread
please talk about neps
>>135585436
ye
Is Purple Heart the strongest one of them all?
>>135585884
Not quite. She does get owned in the first game when they all gang up on her.
>>135585884
Of the main goddesses she's supposed to be, but that doesn't always ring true.
Besides, it hardly matters when she doesn't have an active interest in fighting them since before HDN/RB1.
>>135585965
In 3 on 1 scenarios, she loses. That's not unexpected.
>>135585884
She's not UNRIVALED like Next Black, so no.
>>135586075
She's strong but not that strong. That's what I tried to say.
In 1vs1, she's probably the strongest. In 3vs1, she get humiliated.
Which raises an interesting question : why does the laziest piece of ass the strongest?
>>135586154
I fucked up.
Why is the laziest goddess around, also the strongest?
>>135586154
Because she has the power of being the shujinko.
When she was temporarily robbed of that power by Nepgear in mk2 she was a lot weaker.
>>135586287
>shujinko
The main character?
>>135586439
Why is Neptune so fluffy looking?
>>135586570
It's her hoodie. It makes her look fluffy and huggable.
>>135586625
>>135586570
And her hair.
>>135586671
And her hair too. But I prefer long hair.
>>135586753
>Always like Long Hair more than short
>Always prefer others to the Genki
>Always love Kana Asumi roles and her voice
>Always like the little sister over the older sister
>Always enjoy the supporting cast more than the main character
>Always loved white and blue as colors and a color combination
>Play Neps
>Suddenly fall in love with Neptune instead of anyone else
>Pretty much everything I had ever known was a lie, and I'm okay with it.
>>135586154
Neptune might just really hate paperwork, but she might be okay with physical military training.
Nepgear's good at :
>being bullied,
>being spanked,
>crying,
>being badly treated,
>suffering bad treatement,
>getting called names,
>being looked at funny.
>>135587028
Kinda makes sense. Compared to the other goddesses, she's pretty energetic and is probably more fit than them.
>nepnowayfag is crying in the other thread
>again
Blame yourself.
>>135587071
This is Nepgear.
look at this nep
Good morning, nepgen
>>135588487
It's a pretty good nep.
>>135588487
if they were going to give her a move like that, you'd think they'd take the time to remodel her ass to look at least decent
i mean fuck, that close up just exacerbates just how poor her model is
wouldn't look out of place on a PS1
>>135588827
The similarities are uncanny.
>>135589318
well maybe a ps2 then
>>135588572
Morning, Waifu Heart
>>135588827
And this is why I hope CH got some good modelers after the V2 recruitment ad
Who's funnier Dogoo man or steamax?
If you were a nep.
Would you fuck a dogoo?
>>135591427
yeah man
>>135588487
She's a cute nep.
>>135591292
AnonydeathSteamax
>>135591427
I would fuck the Dogoo Lady
>2 nep threads
WHICH ONE
http://discord.me/nepgen
http://discord.me/nepgen
http://discord.me/nepgen
I NEED MODS
>>135585827
Yep.
>>135593308
there's like 6 people in this server and 30 in the other
why are there even two
>>135594337
>30 in the other
WHAT
LINK PLS
DAMNIT THERE'S NO DISCORD LINK ON THE PASTEBIN
>>135594395
https://discord.gg/0sCq3OFgafjjI8Jd
>>135594447
thanks.
>>135589509
I WANT TO SPANK HER DAMMIT
>>135593717
Neat.
What IS discord?
>>135594883
i have no fucking clue but so far it's like real time /nepgen/ but with usernames
>>135594950
All interest dropped.
Ram has the right idea.
>>135595001
yeah i don't like the username bit at all, but so far it's been alright
it's only a matter of time though
>>135595148
Without me, sorry.
Give me some time to wake up and I'll resume the Neptune mini-quest through.
>>135594950
>>135595001
YOu can set your username as "anonymous"
>>135595223
yes please
Who is your favorite nep and why is it Nepgear?
>>135597389
>>135597389
I honestly don't know why Nepgear is my favorite nep. I'm still trying to figure it out.
>>135597389
Nepgear is pure and innocent!
>>135597389
There just something alluring that I don't get from neptune.
>>135597389
I feel sorry for Nepgear
She don't deserve all what is happening to her at all
Kei is handsome, no other nep can compare.
>>135600080
That's Anastasia though
I want to have some special time with Anonydeath.
>>135597389
That's not Linda
>>135597389
Because FEET
>>135595136
The only one in this picture that should be spanked is Ram
Do we really have to do this dumbass two thread thing every fucking time
>>135602268
Yes we do!
>>135580768
>implying there aren't actual onipotent gods like Inousys (input-output system, not apple shit) and of course Baioz
Vert please
>>135602268
Other threads have that problem too, there is always one autistic manchild that has to make the thread or they'll have an idiocy seizure
>>135602404
>forgetting about the Old Gods like Oxo, Spacewar, Nim, and Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device
>>135602782
I don't get those references / names
Come to think of it, the true goddess' original name in Overheat was also Bios but spelled differently
I thought that was clever
>>135587587
>>135587587
Shadowless version pls?
>>135602186
Really? What about Histoire "Bring me shares or no desserts"?
>>135606790
POSTING
>>135606790
She's the spanker, not the spankee.
>>135585827
Right here. I run my Neptune as goddess of Ermor/Lemuria.
>>135606978
Good taste.
I guess you get ganged up often in games?
>>135606895
True.
I should change the caption to "Everytime you post in this game, Neptune get spanked."
>>135607132
Real Purple Heart experience.
>>135607716
You.
I like you.
>>135607620
>in this game
in this thread
pls end me
>>135586098
>UNRIVALED MANEUVERABILITY
[x] We got shares.
Histoire's eyes are piercing your own eyes. You feel completely naked in front of her anger.
Well, you ARE naked, but that's beside the point.
"Okay, we ate outside of the basilicom yesterday, but we got a lot of shares, so it's fine, okay?"
After what seems to be an eternity (ten seconds), Histoire shakes her head.
"Shares aren't the problem here. Just look at Neptune."
And you do so.
And you wish you didn't.
Still sleeping, Neptune has a cute, satisfied smile on her face.
But she's different. Her hair, instead of being all purple, now has a few_____hairs here and here, around the ears. Just like your own hair.
"Histoire?"
"It starts with the hair. Look at yourself now."
Flabbergasted, you stand, and walk to the closet, where's there's a giant mirror installed. Histoire does her best to ignore the walk you're naked and have your dick dangling around as you walk.
Just like Neptune, you're different too, but in a more drastic way. Instead of just having a few purple hair here and here, the top of your head is coloured. As if you tried to dye your hair but only dyed the top.
"Histoire, what's going on?"
The blushing oracle answers while not looking at you.
"It's a matter of faith and shares. People are recognizing you as Neptune's husband, and are believing in the two of you. Together."
"That doesn't make sense."
"It's a mini quest posted on N-chan between two pictures of me spanking Neptune, of course it doesn't make sense."
"Then what should I do? I want to stay who I am."
"Get away for a while.
"..."
[] Holiday time.
[] Time to visit another country.
[] Go to Nepcathlon buy a tent and go hitchhiking.
>>135585884
>>135586098
>>135608953
It actually refers to Next Black as the most powerful, so at least in their next forms Noire is stronger than Neptune since Next Purple's page just says "The Evolved Blade That Slices Through Delusion" whereas Next Black's outright says the most powerful.
>>135608953
Yeah, because you have to spin your playstation around to make it work.
>>135609329
[X] Time to visit another dimension
Plutia to the rescue
NU PAGADI!
Uni is also a good little sister. I want to spoil her over Noire's disapproval and console her by telling her Noire really is proud of what a hard-working, reliable little sister Uni is.
>>135609332
>Strongest
>Fastest
>most compassionate
>extremely beautiful
>honest
>hard working
Truly, this is a goddess I can pledge my life to without any doubts!
>>135608953
>Minagi will never do more art of the neps.
>>135609332
>The Most Powerful Evolving Sword
penis_name_generator.png
Which nep is most into anal
>>135609708
wypierdalaj
>>135610042
Probably Vert. I'd imagine she's the only one who would have even tried it at this point.
She seems a lot more "open" sexually than the other Neps.
>>135609512
After talking with Histoire and arranging the whole thing, you tell her you're going on a vacation in the Ultradimension, as far from Neptune as possible. That way, you won't have to wait for long before the Planeptune citizen stop worshipping you.
"It makes sense, but you have to be careful, the Ultradimension is even more hostile than this one." She says.
Good. You'll be able to recover some of your pride that Neptune savagely beat out of you.
Histoire just stares at you, with a "what-the-hell-are-you-saying-you-idiot" kind of stare, but without saying a simple word.
You kiss sleeping Neptune before leaving. You already miss her.
"Ha, the Ultradimension! Its CPUs, its lack of candidates!"
"Grrrr..."
"And its monsters. Okay, where is Planeptune?"
"GRRRR..."
"GaaaaAAAAAAAH!"
You run.
[] Toward that purple tower in the distance!
[] Toward that black tower in the distance!
>>135586570
>>135586625
>>135609329
[X] BECOME NEPTUNE
>>135610042
Nepnowayfag. He's so easily butthurt.
>>135610160
>[x] Toward that black tower in the distance!
Always the best option.
Noire, too.
>>135610093
tam twój wykop ->
>>135610160
NOWARUUUU
>>135610353
Nowa?
>>135610353
>>135610204
Nobody translated that Korean comic, right?
>>135610516
Nowa nowa no
Nowa nowa nowa nowa
Nowa~ nowa~
>>135610160
[X] Toward that purple tower in the distance!
>>135610352
You run.
You run like the wind.
You run like the solar winds on the Sun's surface.
You run like a hurricane.
A hurricane that is out of breath and shambling.
Say what you want about Neptune, that she's dizzy, clumsy, and a little naive, but at least, unlike you, she's fit. She could easily outrun that monster.
"Haaa, Patrasche, I'm so tired. This is my end."
As you slow down, the monster catches up with you and hit your back. You're thrown forward, and falls head first in the dirt. You probably lost some HP here.
"You fucking piece of shit" is what you want to say. But because of that mouthful of dirt, all you say is "Grgmrmgmmmbm."
Another hit on your back threatens to knock you out, and you feel the monster's weight crushing you.
If you were in a story, this is where someone would interfere to save you.
"Get away, monster!"
Oh FUCKING HELL.
The weight on your back disappears as the dogoo is slashed into bit.
"You okay?"
You raise a hand and try to speak. "Mmmmmrrah", and begin to stand.
"That's good then!"
You take a quick look at the girl who saved you. She looks like the averagest average adventurer. "Thank you."
"No problem, helping people is my stick! Where were you going?"
"Lastation."
"That way!" She says, while swinging her sword around.
You feel like she's going to cut you if you're not careful.
[] "Thank you."
[] "Can I follow you for a while?"
[]"Who are you?"
>>135609810
She's gonna waste all the money from the taxes you pay on her cosplay hobby.
>>135611170
Well, thank her, and ask who she is.
If it's ponytail Falcon follow her.
If it's short-hair Falcom go on your way.
If it's anyone else, go on your way.
>>135611170
>[x] "Can I follow you for a while?"
>>135611170
[X] "Seek the Hand of Darkness. Take the Eye of Night. With these, the neps will be yours to command."
Battlenep Gothic: Armada
>>135611471
what
>>135611170
[X]think about what the fuck happened - i am becoming neptune?
>>135611578
We are about to give Falcom a side quest that will lead her to damnation in Blanchammer 40k.
>>135611797
No, you're becoming purple haired, and would probably come to take on some of Neptune's personality traits, and her yours.
>>135611170
[x] Fuck Nepgear in the butt
>>135611930
then why the fuck care?
>>135611170
>planeptune left again for nepu
>shares goes down fast as fuck
>character returns and makes nepu do something
>shares skyrocketing
>now everyone praises him even more
Histoire done goofed
>>135612093
Well, presumably self-insert-kin loves Neptune for who she is, and Neptune loves him the way he is. Supposedly this self-insert has a big sense of self-identity, what with him going on about pride and whatnot all the time, and therefore he finds it necessary to preserve his distinct sense of self by leaving Neptune for a bit.
To be honest it seems very selfish to me. I mean, sure, Histoire is back in the Hyperdimension, but self-insert ought have explained things to her himself. And then he probably would have been swatted for being selfish. Histoire presumably has her own reasons to keep Neptune as Neptune.
>>135611458
>>135611471
You decide to have some fun at this girl's expense.
"I am looking for the Hand of Darkness that will allow me to control the goddess of this world and unite gameindustri under my dominion, to a bright future!"
There's a small silence before she answers "Okay, Lastation is that way, good luck." And then she turns around and leaves you.
"H-Hey, wait, can I follow you for a bit? I don't fare well against monsters."
She looks you up and down. "Okay, but no hand of darkness on me or I'll tie you to a tree."
"I'm already married."
"I see. Is it someone I know?"
"Probably not."
A few hours later, after a few things that went wrong and one that went extremely wrong, you find yourself tied up to a chair in the middle of an eggplant farm while the girl disappeared earlier when said farm's owner turned into a dragon.
And now, that owner is in front of you. Thankfully, she's no longer a dragon, so thank Neptune for small wonders.
[] "You should free me, I have no money."
[] "Do you often attack travellers for no reason?"
[] "What with the knives? Are you going to cut something in small pieces?"
[] "You wouldn't like me, I'm all bones and nerves and no meat."
>>135612358
No OC self insert was ever well-written, in all story of mankind.
>>135612582
>[x]realise that this is arfoire, your mother-in-law
>>135612582
[X] Untie me at once, o Deity of Sin, for a grim future is upon us. Soon DRM will take over if we let this land fall to ruin. New monopoly will rise. In the new age where will be only DRM and mobile games.
Lets go full Neptune.
>>135612582
[x] "Just take my virginity and then leave me be!"
>>135612889
Hang on a bit.
That emo goth excessive makeup.
That love for eggplants that your wife finds disgusting.
That unrequired hostility toward everyone else.
You recognize that woman, it's Arfoire, your step-mother!
Did you said "step-mother"? No, it's impossible. You live in the Hyperdimension where Arfoire is a big bad that you're not even supposed to know, and this is the Ultradimension where she's just some hag that hates CPUs.
Why do you think she's your stepmother? Sounds like that dogoos beat the intelligence out of you earlier and left you very confused.
>>135612919
You decide to try flattery.
"Please untie me at once," shit, find something, "o you very old and wise hag. Soon, some stuff will happen, and in the new age, there will be only stuff."
You completely fucked that up. You were never good with recitating under stress. And worse than that, it seems Arfoire took offense to you calling her a hag, given how much she's frowning.
She frowns even more when she hears the laugh coming from the next room.
"Very old and wise hag! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Worried, you look as Arfoire leaves the room. There's a horrible noise, and you hear the toilets flushing several time.
"What did you do?" You ask as Arfoire comes back.
"Took care of a huge walking rodent."
[] Try to untie yourself before she drowns you in the toilets.
[] Try to threaten her before she buries you alive.
[] Try to just stand and run away, taking the chair with you before she burns you.
>>135613581
[x] Offer to Arfjord, unzip dick.
>>135613581
[X] I would like to listen to gothic poetry that you wrote
/nepgen/ - Gary Stu fanfic general
>>135613581
>o you very old and wise hag
>>135613581
>[X]Offer to Arfoire
>>135613986
Even as a Nepfag, I'm just going to mostly ignore it.
I don't like these sorts of things either. But thankfully the hide function exists.
>>135613843
>>135613869
>>135614571
Okay, I guess we're taking a break for now.
Next time : Escape from Eggplant Bay.
Friendly reminder that we're going to have a lot of retards barging in this thread once nepnowayfag's shitty thread dies.
>>135616514
>Escape from Eggplant Bay
I kill you with my pudding cup
Next time a new thread is made, why don't you add both pastebin, that way everyone will be happy.
>>135616881
I'm not him, but he should add your pastebin if he makes the thread too.
Shhh, the nep is sleeping
>>135617023
No. We talked about that earlier, we're all done using that retard's pastebin.
No matter how much you whine, you're done.
>>135617093
Why do you BOTH have to be such raging faggots? Give it a rest already.
Keep in mind that you are arguing over a dumb pastebin.
Don't you feel your time is more valuable than that? No one else really cares either.
>>135617224
And there it goes again, playing dumb.
>>135617271
Not everyone who disagrees with you is Nepnowafag. Sorry to break the illusion.
>>135617364
If you want to whine like a bitch, go do it in nepnowayfag's shitty thread instead of doing it here, you damn hypocrite.
>>135617364
That guy is probably beyond help, but I admire you for trying to reason with him.
>>135617502
How about you just shut the fuck up.
I think that'd be the best for quite literally everyone.
Everything stops there and everything becomes decent again.
>>135617692
Keep whining like a bitch. That won't fix nepnowayfag's constant spam and attempt at misinformation, but at least you'll have the impression you're trying to help.
Also,
>"shut the fuck up"
You're the one who started whining here, in case you can't remember. Why don't YOU fuck off?
>>135616729
They haven't waited for the other thread to die before barging in.
>>135611170
Why don't you take this to Akun?
Nepgen/ - Original content not allowed.
Why the hell would anyone defend nepnowafag? That guy is worse than Ghost, Drew and the spankfags combined.
>>135619016
What original content is being told to leave here?
>>135619726
The story.
>>135619839
Are you a small child? "I don't like thing" does not mean "thing should die and everyone who likes it should too."
I don't like the story either. I hid it. It's called an opinion. People are free to have it. People are also free to like the story and for the writer to post it here.
If you do not like opinions, quit whining and find another chan, board, forum, or equivalent site that bans people from having contrary opinions.
I personally hate quests, so I don't want to see it or deal with it, and hope the thread doesn't get consumed by them, but god forbid someone dislikes something you like.
Alright guys,who is ready for some l4d2? We have already some people willing to play but more is better. Id : kritzkriegg
>>135620035
All these words just to say "I don't like it therefore it should die because it offends me".
Let me guess, you're the same faggot who's okay with giantess pictures but whine constantly once tickling is posted.
>>135620261
I literally said people are free to have it in the thread, but let people have their opinions.
>>135620248
(Also sorry for the russian anon,wish i could do something about the situation)
>>135620389
I don't mind people having opinions. I mind them whining constantly and shitposting about them quests.
But I have to agree, /vg/ isn't really about quests, the writefag should move to /tg/ or maybe 2x4chan.
>>135620248
>>135620403
I presumed this was being held off until later, since quite a few people had interest.
I was also hoping we could find some EU players so that RU-anon wouldn't be alone or have terrible ping.
>>135620574
yeah,so you're in?
Would you fuck Arfoire?
>>135620557
I actually think that it's short enough to not be a huge issue, as long as it stays short. The mini-quests are only like 20 or so posts a thread. I can hide them and not be bothered for exactly that reason.
But if it starts getting bigger, then I'd definitely agree.
>>135620754
Of course.
>>135620754
I did it already
guess how cpus were made
>>135620665
I'll be an hour, but if you guys are still playing/haven't started yet/more people come along, I'll join.
>>135620813
I dunno, while I enjoy them a lot (through it could use some work and stop being "you're in gameindustri, do something stupid"), strictly speaking, that isn't video games.
Then again, all the lesbians pairing and waifufagging aren't strictly video games discussion and yet are tolerated by the janitor.
So I dunno if it's relevant or not, in fact.
But one thing for sure, I'm tired of people whining about it. There are some real issues with that general (like the yurifags, through it's less and less of an issue thankfully), or the pastebin war, and yet people prefer crying about the only original stuff we got recently that isn't spanking and thus can be enjoyed by more than three people.
>>135620954
we'll be waiting for you,just add me and we're set
>>135621132
Does double-chan even allow fanfic? I posted a few pictures there, they all got erased.
>>135620754
>wanting to bang old hag
>>135622182
>not wanted to have sex with an experienced woman who knows more about sex than you and will easily make you her bitch
>>135622352
if i wanted to be a sex slave i'd rather go to Iris Heart
>>135622182
>not being into /ss/
>>135622589
But Iris Heart is unexperienced with sex. She only knows of whipping and light bondage.
She's avirgin.
I saw that picture on Pixiv.
Wasn't aware there was someone else able to use Google Translate.
alright we're starting death mountain campain,2 guys needed. Id :kritzkriegg
>>135583284
This can't be about nepgen can it?
Do IF workers browse these threads?
>>135624414
We already confirmed that IFI workers [not IF, the JP Dialogue says something similar, but not exactly the same] lurk here
I liked their localization, best job so far [except for a few gramatical errors here and there]
>>135624748
Its talking about the stock market, you idiot.
>>135624748
Explain further
>>135625561
Noire just got rich. Her stock market shares went way up.
>>135624414
How fucking new are you?
nepu
>>135624414
The localization editor apparently does. His job is to crawl through the general to find 4chan shitposting that can replace 2ch shitposting.
Perfect Ass.
>>135624092
Have you guys started yet?
>>135628343
We finished Death Mountain, started No Mercy.
>>135628028
>implying
NEXT NEXT Black Heart when?
>>135628826
Fuck off.
Is there already a /nepgen/ steam group?
>>135630391
Think there is, but no idea how much it's used.
>>135630559
I see.
>>135630627
Kind of sad I missed you guys playing that map. I've played it to death, but it's still lots of fun.
You guys got the disco fever, right?
>>135630818
The one that unlocks the golden sunglasses? We did.Not that I cared, we were all in the red and it was almost the last boss.
>>135630893
Are you playing on Expert?
>>135630997
No. Bots can't handle custom maps.
>>135631105
Sometimes I guess not. I've done that map alone with bots several times and never had too much of an issue, but like I said I've played that map like twenty times so I'm probably just too used to it.
Though god forbid you get marginally separated and grabbed.
>>135631528
The third floor is awful with these fire barriers. They trigger when you're really close.
But I really like the Kokoriko Village, I wonder if there's a survival map for it.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/nep4dead2
so,here is the group we can use to set a bit more better rhe meeetings and stuff,i hope we get a lot of player with the time
>>135631784
So Killing Floor, Killing Floor 2, TF2 and L4D2. What else?
I think Serious Sam 3 : BFE has some Neptunia skins and allow coop gameplay, but I never tried it online.
Otherwise there's Chilvary : Medieval Warfare, but it isn't coop.
As far as coop goes, I'd like to recommend AI War, but it's a RTS and it's really peculiar.
Civ V has pretty comprehensive Nep civs, but is a nightmare for multiplayer.
There's UT2004 that has Nep models, and 2004 is a ton of fun and can be played against bots.
>>135632076
Besides, I always wanted to try having a chain of 6 peoples using the link gun, so yeah, add UT2004 too.
>>135632190
>Link Gun
>With bots in the game
You're a madman.
>>135632245
Just have a team of human players and a team of Godlike bots.
>You're a madman
Every UT2004 game I play has Instagib and Super Berzerk turned on. It's kill or be killed.
>>135632076
Not to mention mods don't always work for some reason, and Civ itself doesn't really work for short games.
Keep in mind it's mostly co-op.
>>135632808
UT2004 can be played coop against bots pretty easily.
Also, Civ mods CAN work, it's just... a nightmare, and can also be coop.
>4 goddesses against angry real world conquerors.
>>135632076
What affinity would the Neps pick in BE?
>>135633117
BE?
>>135633353
Breast Expansion
What else is coop?
Anyone here play Magicka, Castle Crashers, Mercenary Kings?
>>135633762
Theorically, any RTS can be used for jolly cooperation.
That means all of the strongholds.
Noire NTR's Nepgear by dating Uni.
>>135633481
I'm not used to Vert looking so expressive
>>135634128
Nepgear's a doormat.
She will cave and turn into a cuck before she even realizes.
>>135584873
That's the hilt of her sword ya tard
>>135634713
Do NOT cuck the Nepgear
I gotta present for ya!
>>135636507
>that hateful glare
Spooky.
Nepgear is for loving and spoiling, NOT for hurting.
Uni and Nepgear belong together.
>>135636507
I never noticed those bags on the edges of her eyes before
Post Neptunias pregnant pics please.
>>135636654
No.
>>135637025
Sorry, Noire instructed me to not take pictures of her right now.
Neps belong to BBC
>>135637401
You're mistaking Doctor Who and Neps.
>>135637045
Yes.
>>135637401
I DON'T LIKE NEPS
>>135637605
Nep, nep, nep,
NEPPY SPAM
LOVELY SPAM
>>135637475
Exterminate?
>>135638130
Don't make me take off my belt.
>>135638130
Got a better idea
>>135638302
But why would a kamen rider TAKE OFF his belt?
>>135638302
Trial of the Cute Heart.
>>135638373
To give Kurome a well-deserved whipping.
>>135638373
Because he is the destroyer of worls and wants to help her
>>135638373
Is Arfoire a Predator Plants?
Which nep would you spank?
>>135610204
>>135610353
Went to sleep, forgot Nepgear.
>>135638784
>destroyer
>helping someone that wants to unite worlds
>>135639150
I'd say she's like Magician girls, shoehorned into everything for no reason
>>135639814
You don't need to get jealous. Ask Secretary to get one yourself.
>>135640092
Really, I thought she wanted to end the CPU's and their gamindustry as revenge
I will stop brazilian night!
>>135641242
HUEHUEHUEHUE HUAHUAHUA
you wake up with no memory of the last 72 hours, and noire is there telling you you got her pregnant.
what do you do?
>>135641993
be confused and be excited at the same time
>>135641993
Take responsibility. Marry her, raise our child, and become the best husband I could ever be. Reflect on how wonderful my life has been fifty years down the road. Spoil my new little sister, too.
>>135641993
>>135642225
>>135641993
Stop being Neptune.
>>135641993
Demonstrate my wizard powers to prove that I don't lay with any harlot.
>>135642225
Oh, and make more babies later, obviously. I want at least one boy and one girl.
>>135642225
This
>>135641993
Give her a 6-hours long spanking until she stops lying.
doing a second run of l4d2 now,someone else is up?
>>135642928
I am up for it
>>135643015
id : kritzkriegg ,add me,also calling more people to make the group,we´re waiting for everyone
>>135643249
Can you post the URL to your profile? Steam search is useless
>>135643450
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kritzkriegg/
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/nep4dead2
first is the profile,second is the group
>>135642928
I'm up for it if you guys still play, do I need to download something or can I use vanilla L4d2 for now?
>>135644708
Look at those two besties
>>135646084
>>135644708
We need more Noire/Neptune scenes, whether they are yuri or not.
>>135646683
Really? I was just thinking the opposite.
I feel like I got nothing done today. And my goal for the day was to get nothing done.
boredom ensues
>>135647410
>>135647613
OH LAWD
>>135647410
>seen the full image
>noticed Blanc's right leg is fucked up
>>135647878
>>135648745
Man, I want to be that ice cream
>>135648745
see you in 3 days friend
>>135647410
>>135647613
>>135647918
>>135648393
>>135648745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gYu-Q3_288
>The SJW is here
>>135647613
>>135648393
Fucking hell I love Haru
>>135649861
>>135649460
i thought dogoos were supposed to assist in these matters, not cover things up
>>135650341
i am still so fucking envious of whichever guy managed to put this together
Which Nep would you nep?
>>135646683
I really enjoyed the Nep and Noway scenes in Rebirth1, what a shame about RB2 where they weren't the main characters.
>>135650789
Noire
Black Heart
And Compa
>>135630818
what's that campaign?
i restarted playing l4d2 again not long ago and the main ones get tiring after a while
>>135651225
Death Mountain from Ocarina of Time.
Stop posting lewd neps right now
>>135650973
Man, when they do those X-ray things, it's such a turn off.
>>135651389
Thanks, any recommended campaigns that isn't serious?
kind of tiring to always fight in empty custom cities
>>135652151
Define serious?
I can recommend a ton of campaigns, but I'm not sure what you mean by that.
>>135651389
>want to get l4d2
>too scared of playing with randoms
Finally finished The New Order. That freak is going to give me nightmares.
>>135652729
Customs servers are worse than customs players.
The worst player I got incapacited people on a pub server before starting a votekick as soon as other people joined.
>>135653187
seen worse
>>135652257
any campaign that just take place in a video game map or weird universe, no more realistic places just like any left 4 dead campaigns
>>135652729
Play with me then!
>>135652729
Playing with randoms gets easier with time, you just need to train yourself and be better than them
t. /kfg/ anon
>>135653368
I don't have the game yet, I'm waiting on a sale.
Do you think we can exchange Steamids meanwhile?
>>135653314
Yeah but the stuff that guy did...
>>135653348
There are several, I think. I remember a Mario-themed map.
Let me tell you the following: NOWAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH
>>135653348
There's a few.
-Fire Temple/Forest Temple from Ocarina of Time
-Resident Evil's movie version
-Resident Evil 3
Beyond that, Questionable Ethics 1 and 2 are unusual and more Half Life than anything else.
>>135653415
On top of this, play Last Man on Earth, or if you're extra hardcore, Lone Gunman.
And by hardcore, I mean masochistic
It'll really teach you how to make proper use of hiding spots, melee, signals, and running your fucking ass off to escape whatever's coming your way. It's genuinely good practice.
>>135653519
The Mario map is downright terrible. Only worse map I've found was the Minecraft one because of the visual vomit and armored zombies.
>>135653512
Join the Nep L4D2 server group that one anon created.
>>135643648
>>135653929
Done, though I just hope I don't get kicked out of inactivity.
>>135653929
The amount of players ignoring how much you can do with shove staggers me.
>>135653348
so far the doom series 1/2/3
source port is optional
>>135654203
People tend to do dumb things and not be very good at simple video game mechanics. I think some people also overuse the shove and quickly run out.
>>135654062
I don't think you will be. That'd be kind of pointless.
>>135654759
Yeah, but more than once, I lost health because people tried to aim for a smoker instead of just shoving me.
>>135654759
I have huge problems approaching people, but I'll do my best once it goes on sale, thanks.
Tell me about Nep. Why does she wear the hoodie?
>>135654872
And I'm overly aggressive about getting people to do things that I like, so I'm sure this will go well.
>>135654871
That's life with bots as well. Or when you're right next to someone and getting grabbed by a smoker, and they look around trying to find the smoker instead of meleeing.
>>135655104
That's reassuring. I might just get it before it goes on sale, but we'll see.
Is there a Nepu PC geimu coming out at the end of this month or the next?
>>135656020
Monday
>>135656020
NepU comes out next monday
>>135656020
Yeah, a garbage one comes out soon
>>135656081
Someone spanks Peashy.
>>135655104
Oh I forgot.
Is it okay if I don't have a mic?
>>135656539
I don't think anyone that's playing has used a mic yet.
>>135656435
>>135656757
Okay maybe not.
>>135656731
Alright, gotcha.
Goodnight
Goodnight, nepgen
>>135656148
>>135656193
>>135656336
Do I revel in this garbage like some masochist or do I press square and SKIP?
>>135658089
Be a masochist
The game is fun, albeit shortNow PP, that's a shitty game
>probing Noire with various instuments
>twisting and forcing my way into her
>I put my fingers inside her>and pull hour her old HDD and replace it with new one
Man I should've done this sooner
>>135658362"pull hour" not "pull out"
what did I type?
would you a big nep
>>135653813
Vert's sister!
>>135658636
In the butt? Sure.
anyone have a comprehensive list of nep4ded stuff to get?
>>135658832
Really?
>>135659367
Look Adult Neptune's item collection.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/NepNepPurpleHeart/myworkshopfiles/
Try to ignore the painful autism in the description.
>>135658636
Would I what? Play games with her?
>>135659694
Pick one :
>spank
>take out for a date
>love
>like
>make love to
>watch a movie with
>fight to the death with
>>135659808
If I chose love, will that lead to make love to?
>>135660010
Unlikely.
>>135660010
No.
>>135659367
The important stuff is the 8 pack that replaces the survivor's models, and the voice packs.
Everything else is whatever
>>135658636
All the benefits of Neptune without the worry that she'll live forever when you will die someday. Only downside is no loli bodytype.
>>135660081
>>135660148
D'ah Craype.
>>135653813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss_Jf9ZQK8
>>135659808
I know what I must doForgive me, Big Nep
>>135660963
>makeameme.org
>not making your reactions pics yourself
LAZY
>>135661125I didn't make The Rock's theme song either
>>135661287
I'm deaf, so I don't care about that.
NepuBuran
Why are there two threads?
>>135661717
The other thread is using a pastebin hogged by an infamous unstable retard. That thread uses a public pastebin that cannot be erased.
>>135661508
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>135663075
Let's not cheat next time, okay?
What's stronger? B-Sha's power of love for money, or K-Sha's power of love for Noire?
>>135663243
K-sha's love forpachinko
>>135663075
>vert model
I missed that one in the workshop.
feed_this nep
>>135663350
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=376011439
here you go fampai
>>135663385
I'll rev up thoseeggplant leftovers
>>135663607
Nvm, I found a maid pack.
Just my fetish.
>>135663075
No one even questions why there are two verts
>>135594883
It's a chat system similar to TeamSpeak, but it's free and has a browser mirror application.
Popular new video game chat system.
>>135663954
Oh. Like Teamspeak or Mumble?
>>135663994
It's very low memory and isn't quite as inconvenient to install or join channels with.
>>135663994
Yes.
>>135664213
This.
It's like a pumped IRC chat client that allows Voice comms and a few other fun features.
>>135664213
>>135664494
Sounds like good soil for circlejerking.
>>135664836
Are you fooling me? Is that a DAL?
There are no cute girls that you like better than the neps, right anon?
>>135665203
Date a Nep
>>135665304
Neptune is my waifu, so no. Not a chance.
Blanc is objectively the best nep.
>>135664582
Quite literally what it's used for.
Not anything for anonymous posting, it's more clans and group chats.
>>135665989
Okay.
Fuck it then.
We should get Sr. Pelo into the neptunia series.
>>135663243
Which of the Shas is best suited for my fetish?
>>135652729
>People exist who didn't get it for free.
>>135666605
oh no you fucking don't
>>135665304
I'm so sorry Nep, there are even more precious things in this world.
>>135666605
We should DSP into Neptunia.
>>135652729
You want me to jump on this bandwagon too?
I haven't played L4D2 in a while.
>>135667115
There's like twelve people in the group.
Only four of which have played the game together to this point, I think.
>>135667221
I'd like to try some Supcom with other nepgenners soon.
>>135665984
I would like her in the games if she was as expresive as in the mangas
>>135667323
Never played it, but sounds like a dumb enough game to be enjoyable.
>>135667436
>dumb enough
But it's a hard as ball game. Not as hard as EUIV (through that one does have a Neptunia mod), but you'll get rekt as fuck if you goof around.
>>135667518
Well if I can't goof around why play it?
>>135667668
For the joy of crushing the enemy base with giant robots that you called "lil' Joe", "the midget" and "mini-gundam".
For the joy of sending real, big nukes at the AI's base.
To crush the enemy, to hear the lamentations of ther women.
>>135667921
I'd rather play something dumb like Age of Empires 2 and make my "No Girls Allowed" Tree Fort.
>>135668072
I'd rather play Galactic Battlegrounds. The basic units can shoot lasers and yet it plays like AoE2.
>>135667221
>>135667115
The group apparently isn't just for L4D2 (despite being focused on it), it's supposed to be just a group to help organize nepgenners play games with each other
>>135668235
Yeah, but I can't tree fort in it. Way better for messing around and making your friends get really confused as to why you're not on the map.
>>135668732
And tree fort is?
>>135668682
It's mostly focused on L4D2, but I try to have it about all coop games.
>>135668907
You take a catapult or siege weapon, and carve your way into a large forest and build a fort, then destroy everything else of yours so that only the fort inside the woods remains.
Since there's no flying units, and a 1 tree path is really tiny, nobody can usually spot the path and you end up being in this ridiculously stupid spot until they know you're there.
It's only fun with people who have never had it happen, but the reactions are always priceless.
>>135668907
Presumably hole up in a forest somewhere.
>>135667221
>>135668682
Can I not join the group but still play?
>>135669101
>>135669123
How dirty.
>>135669176
Sure, you'd have to add someone though, or post your steam, otherwise it'd be kind of impossible to add you.
>>135669189
I don't play to win, I just want to have fun.
>>135669284
Who are the mods? People we know from the general?
>>135669671
Don't believe so, the admin just put random people as far as I can tell. Just add the admin if you want.
>>135666790
oh yes I fucking am.
Let's doot.
Imagine all the [pain] and mini neps.
>>135669284
So what's the group called?
>>135670526
/nepgen/Co-op HQ (nep4dead)
Is 4 Goddesses Online Vert's game?
>>135669671
>>135669798
I am one of the mods of "/nepgen/Co-op HQ (nep4dead)" and literally every mod so far is from nepgen
>>135670715
No one knows.
Maybe. Possibly, even probably.
Hopefully not.
I assume Black Ops 3 isn't there because it's dead on PC? I better on console anyways..
>>135671516
Those are mostly games with Nep mods.
>>135671516
I'm*
>>135671598
makes sense. I haven't been able to find counter strike neps, though
>>135665304
Sorry, but the neps just can't compare to perfection.
>>135672132
Neptune IS perfection to me.
>>135670526
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/nep4dead2
>>135672716
>camisole
hhnngh.
>>135672132
>murakumo
>perfection
out of all of the characters you could pick...
Daily reminder that this Ai-chan belongs to Compa.
>>135673156
Only the cutest and best of the best.
>>135673556
I thought you were a proper Noirefriend.
>>135665984
Damn straight.
>>135673461
Is IF good?
>>135673461
noted and ignored
>>135673823
wat
who can deliver a sister to lady vert heart
>>135674870
Cute!
>No one on L4D2
G-guess I'll check back some other time.
>>135675212
I'm playing a Last Man on Earth map to pass the time.
>>135675212
I'd play with you butI don't own and have never played that game or the first one
>>135674870
>>135675198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yHuuBZgif0
>>135675413
>Haven't played L4D series
Nigger you what. It was the best casual team fps to play for years. How did you not have a few people peg you to play it?
>>135673461
Daily reminder that Blancanon obtained their dreams.and that Blanc is best CPU.
>>135667518
It even has the best girl faction.
MY DICK
>>135675871
>Nigger you what. It was the best casual team fps to play for years. How did you not have a few people peg you to play it?
>casual team fps
People I play games with don't play fps. Its not that hard.
>>135676012
Huh?
>>135676090
O-oh.
>>135676438
I am not Famicom.
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
>>135676978
EVIL
>>135675212
Are you in that group? Add me to it and I'll play later tonight.id/nasodshadow
>>135677376
Guess I'll join why the fuck not.
Post if I don't see you ingame on the page.
>>135677376>Played RB1 for over 8k hours
H-h-how!?
>>135677774
Guaranteed majority of that is just idling while the game is on.
>>135677774
Dedication to Neps.
>>135678004
Truly the neppiest, even if >>135677893 is the case
>>135677774
>Leave game on
>Go away
>24 hours added to your game
I for one could never even bring myself to do that.
>>135677893
That being said, he has 18637 hours, which is nearly 2 years more than the games have been on steam.
>>135678004
I guess we all show our love in some way.
>>135677774
>what is cheat tools
>>135660268
>not wanting your waifu to stay forever young
>>135675212
I can play with you. You still up?
>>135677774
>mfw those in-game achievements on NepV (Ps3)
>mfw left characters running around in a circle at the Lastation factory for days
>mfw they still didn't get the full tier unlock off of that
>>135679478
Not him, but I'll play.
it is more okay to sexualize big nep than nep classic
>>135679478
Part of the group?
I'd be able to join, or if anyone else from the group does since I just joined it.
Listening to radio anyways.
>>135679748
Join the chat, probably easier that way.
>>135679713
she is an adult so yes
>>135679713
It's not okay to sexualize any nep.
Ever.
>>135679748
>>135679629
*sigh*
barge in the chat
>>135679713
>why not both?
Man, the Animation is even better the second time around, I don't understand why you guys don't like it.
>>135680183
The music is good, that's all really.
It's got Neps neppin about, what's not to like?
>>135679926
Yes it is.
Always.
Goodnight nepgen,have a nice rest
>>135680454
The lack of a second season because of jojo
I like jojo but I need more neps
No HQ version of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIz0GpFjvEw
>>135681239
>jojo blocked neps
What?
>>135681341
Oh wait, never mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0cI2t9dXU
Snakes.
>>135674870
This took way longer than it should've
>>135681595
the company that made the Nep anime made the Jojo anime
hell, people were PISSED that David Productions were making a Nep anime instead of Stardust Crusaders
>>135683035
Okay.
>>135683179
Oh wait what?
Ahaha, didn't actually know that.
Well they got their next season, but I really doubt that Neptunia would get a S2 anyways.
>>135683326
I could clarify, the 2012 Jojo anime
not the rushed Stardust Crusaders anime
or the really bad Phantom Blood movie that had Hikaru Midorikawa as Dio:
https://youtu.be/Q-3R4FAcpkw?t=276
>>135684242
Yeah the recent one.
Praise Vert
Praise Blanc
>>135686645
Vraise Pert
Braise Planc
>>135687056
>big hair that needs lots of washing anddaily brushing
>flat as a plank
>>135687449
Give me some of that!
>>135686645
>>135676978
>>135677183
Oh hell no.
>>135676978
>>135677183
R;B1-3's evil eyes are shit-tier compared to V-II's
>>135686559
Cute
>>135688410
yes
>>135688597
Stop staring at me like thatsecret negative forms in a mainline game pls
>>135688597
Good good.
bgawk
>>135688597
>>135688995
>The story of two sisters destined to kill each other...
>>135689186
What even was the context of this picture?
which nep wud u
>fugg
>hatefugg
>rape
>make sweet love with
>>135674870
>>135683172
I enjoyed doing this.
>>135689625
Anon what are you doing?
>>135689625
These keep gettin better, Shine on your crazy diamond.
>>135689585
>Histoire
>Noire
>Blanc's hat
>Nepgear
>>135689585
I'd braise Neptune.
>>135689360
Someone once told me that in the LNs, Neptune and Nepgear are from different dimensions
Nepgear has her own sister to go home to when her school term is over, Neptune doesn't.
Don't know how true any of this is, though, translation fucking never
>>135690440
I see, that's kind of sad.
Someday I'll finish learning enough kanji to hopefully do some rough translations ;_;
>Walking down the street
>Enter an establishment
>Look around
>See this
>Realize that you entered the wrong place
What do you do?
>>135674870
>>135683172
>>135689625
What is this new nepjoke?
>>135691414
Order cake? It's some kind of pastry shop I wandered into, right?
>>135691414
Get out of Lastation
>>135691414
Curl into fetal position and begin to cry heavily in an attempt to get some pity cakeand perhaps more.
I don't mean to interrupt anything but this is a permanent invite link to our discord, I would really appreciate if we could put it in op thanks
https://discord.gg/0sCq3OFgafijBqxH
>>135691448
A new age of dank
>>135693001
Has the time come
>>135693001
>>135693079
I'll make some more tomorrow.
Don't worry, new memes are coming.
>>135693079
>>135693397
I love it when Neptune says "meme"
Is there a masterclip of every instance of Neptune saying "meme"? Because there should be
>>135693546
Nothing says "I love you" like beating the crap out of your kid.
>>135693186
Imma make another one by end of tonight then.
But like >>135683172 gonna take some time to find a good photo to shove Uni in
and we need a name..
The Only Weapon Uni-d?
I dunno...
It'll write itself eventually.
good night nepgen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2-gohzavgA&ab_channel=BrawlBRSTMs3
>>135693754
Night? This is just the beginning.
How do I get more plans to actually get some good weapons? And the materials? I'm still in the split story section
>>135689625
>not good enough to shoop out handle
Fuck it
>>135693001
>>135693079
>>135693625
I made this prior to the Uniday. I think characters from video games work a lot better. Iunno.
Which Nepgear is this Vert?
>>135694472
I'll do what you say
J-Just don't hurt me!
My last one for the nightWe all knew this was gonna happen eventually
>>135697484
NEPTUUUNYU!
>>135697484
Seeing the way Neptune is holding Uni, I want to see Noire hold Nepgear
>>135698015
>>135698091
You wouldn't?
>>135698270
Wouldn't she die from having Noire holding her?
>>135698549
I wouldn't think so... what makes you think that?
>>135698643
Nepgear is a very fragile girl.
MOST POWERFUL
UNRIVALED MANEUVERABILITY
should we get a list of custom campaign to download if we start playing l4d2 in the group?
i'd be crazy to say we should make a server that allow more than double amount of survivor
>>135698910
She is a CPU candidate, she can handle being held
>>135699493
Yes make a list please, I joined the group yesterday but I have no idea what I'm supposed to download
WHAT IS HISTYS THING WITH THE NUMBER THREE?
WHY CAN NO ONE ANSWER IT?
HOW CAN THEY HAVE SUCH A SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER TRAIT IN A SERIES FULL OF REFERENCES AND NO ONE KNOW WHAT THE REFERENCE IS TO?
>>135699878
Calm your tits.
>>135700991
What if they are flat chested?
>>135701228
Then we call spankfag and he'll calm that Nep for sure.
While the americans are asleep, post cuties.
>>135701842
Blanny is cute.
>>135701998
Cutest than Nepgear, that's for sure.
>>135701842
>While the Americans are asleep
Ha ha, nice try, but I never sleep
>>135701842
The waifuest of waifus, Waifu Heart
>>135702107
>wedding dress
YES
>wedding miniskirt
My dick is now confused.
>>135702092
Nothing a karate chop behind the head won't fix.
>>135701842
Sure
>>135702216
>>135702192
It's probably so that she can have easier time chasing anyone that wants to ruin her day with "You're flat" comments
>>135702051
Id invite Nepgear in for... Iunno. Pudding is to Neptune= as (unknown) is to Nepgear. Id invite her in for that and dote on her and give her the attention and loving she deserves.
>>135702391
Or to defend you from monsters.
Come to think of it Blanc may be the nep with most wedding dress pics, all I need to be happy now is to have Haru draw Blanc in wedding dress too
>>135632076
I'm honestly not too fan of civ V because it mostly felt like a mobile game gameplay wise, how well "written" are the nep leaders?
I want a long lasting friendship with Blanc
>>135702548
They will all betray you.
>>135699878
It's an extremely obscure and vague reference to binary execution
0 and 1 added together are 1
0 and 1 are two numbers
1 + 2 = 3
>>135703356
2hard4me
>>135703356
Where does the 3 joke comes from?
>that painful feeling when you get to the end of the anime again
>that painful feeling when you know you'll never touch a nep
>>135703518
Basically, she needs 3 day because she is running a completely binary system. She's basically a super data index but she has to search for everything in binary code, which takes forever by the way, so it's a two-fold binary joke
There might also be some kind of wordplay related to "san" which is japanese for 3 that I am not aware of
>>135704192
To be frank, that binary thing goes over my head.
>>135704192
Do you have a source for this
This doesn't seem like the sort of thing anyone is actually supposed to catch off-hand
>>135704067
I am sure something could be arranged
>>135704272
I have no source, this is the most logical thing I could come up with after I wondered about the 3 day thing myself a while ago.
And considering some of the more obscure references that are not really joke references but just there for an "oh clever" moment, this fits right in there
I mean every source sort of starts somewhere, you can take this as a new meme if that somehow makes it look more legit
>>135704219
Binary is basically a system where everything, numbers, letters, is displayed as strings of 0 and 1
for example 1 decimal = 1 in binary
2 decimal = 10 in binary
3 decimal = 11 in binary
it keeps going like that
100, 101, 110, 111, 1000
letters work that way too but it's more complicated
>>135704584
I know what binary is, I'm just confused that Histoire works on a base 3 rather than a base 8 like currents computers do.
>>135702216
Nyaruko > Nico
>>135704365
>Uni is mopey about losing to Brave
>Nepgear says that together that they can beat him
>Battle more or less is Brave 1-on-1 with Nepgear due to how he does pitiful damage to Nepgear
>Uni is almost inconsequential
Yay, team-work?
>>135704942
More like "Yay, CH can't code a game".
>tfw it's not mata raishuu
>tfw you know it's over
>>135705016
The first Brave fight could actually result in your loss in mk2 though. So, it's more like Felistella is shitty in porting Victory's system and balancing their enemies.
>>135704067
A nep daki is the closest you're ever going to get, I'm afraid.
You do have a nep daki, right?
>>135705518
No.
>>135705552
>>135705691
What's the matter, do you not love your favorite nep or something?
>>135705732
Just because I love something doesn't mean I have to be retarded about it.
You don't see me buying a golden bible because I believe in god, or a giant american flag because I believe in freedom.
>>135705785
Hating God, Neps and freedom. You're the worst person.
>>135705732
>>135705732
Would Mini-Pissty eversuggest a plan based on hopes and dreams?
>>135706119
>Would Mini-Pissty ever
Never.
Friendly reminder that all the stories we know and like will never get updated because named writefags are the worst kind of drama ego-deprived bitch queen you'll ever meet.
Removed a dead link :
http://pastebin.com/ySkmU98q
>no shitposting
>no retards
Heey, turns out it's a good idea nepnowayfag fucked off, it took all the morons with it.
>>135706640
>Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
>http://pastebin.com/ySkmU98q
>>135706851
The two threads did contain Nepnowafag to the other one. Probably wouldn't last long as one of them will be deleted or both will combine back into the next one.
>>135707384
Na, nepnowayfag keeps bumping its own thread. We're in peace for a while, until it get its shit deleted.
So what is the best time to start a quest with a minimal amount of shitposter?
>>135707764
there is no minimal amount of shitposting in /nepgen/
start it whenever
>>135708485
I'll probably start a new one soon(â„¢). The one with Neptune went poorly and Self-Insert's decisions don't make sense.
>>135707764
I just want to say, that no matter the story involved, the first choice is going to be,
[x]Steal Kei's sarashi in the morning while she's in the bath and let the hijinks ensue
>>135708670
Just let me google sarashi real quick.
>>135708614
Any decision that isn't "smother Neptune in kisses and cuddles" is the wrong decision
>>135708792
>Neptune
niggah you what
>>135708842
Blanny is cute.
>>135708842
Have good taste, that's all.
>>135708842
>>135708895
The cutest
>>135708895
Blanc has the best assin my dreams, because her ingame model is meh.
>>135709045
Wrong picture.
Oh wll, you get the idea. You aren't stupid.
>>135709213
After well over a year of you posting the same thing over and over every 5 minutes, yes, we fucking get it
>>135709283
The spankfag? It hasn't been a year yet since spanking became a thing here
>>135709283
You're exagerating. I haven't posted anything spanking-related in one billion years.
>>135709283
I don't know why you slander me so, slanderman.
>>135709334
I recall him appearing shortly after RB1 PC release
>>135709383
Are you having a giggle?
>>135706043
>>135693828
>>135693610
>>135584302
>>135594825
>>135709541
Now you ARE slandering me.
I came here after RB2 was released. Anything that happened before isn't my responsability.
>>135708727
Chest-binding stripes, because Kei binds >>135600080.
>>135709742
Just googled it, apparently it was around the abdomen rather than the chest, to prevent guts from being spilled.
>>135709774
That's usually what the guys use it for. Females use it to try and flatten their breasts.
>>135710767
The great tsundere empire!
>>135710767
>>135711038
No wonder Laststation is so shit.
Uni should go to Nepgear's Planeptune posthaste.
>>135709774
That makes it sound like guts being spilled is a common thing.
>>135711343
in nipponland it was
>>135710767
>Kei
>breast
What
Wow,so this is the thread in the morning
>>135711343
Seppuku was pretty common in Japan back then.
Shitposters were forced to kill themselves.
>>135711732
It's true, surprisingly enough for how handsome Kei is.
>>135712065
You're making me lust for a girl I never really cared for until now.
>>135711038
>>135711231
>Lastationites work day and night
>Harsh Goddesses forces them to work at maximum efficiency
>Lastation ends up with advanced technology but no creative skills to become the best
>Planeptunians work normal working hours
>Has a relaxing idol of a Goddess as an oasis of relief from work
>Gets inspired to work harder, creates most advanced technology in the continent
>>135583090
>>135583090
>>135583090
>>135583090
For those who want to post more and share more images.
>>135712304
Fuck off nepnowayfag.
>>135712105
Good, she deserves more love.
>>135712428
Except that my definition of love includes smacking her ass.
I'm not sure that something you can stand.
>>135712304
Why hasn't this thread been deleted yet? Has the shitty jannie finally given up on life and committed suicide?
>>135712460
I dunno anon, she already looks a bit like a boy and you want to fixate on her ass, are you sure you're not gay?
>>135712586
She looks like a girl to me. Otherwise I wouldn't be attracted. I'm 100% sure I'm not a faggot.
>>135712264
This is why Noire's a shit.
So, what should the next thread be about? Kei?
>>135714031
Next thread is aboutnepu
so,anyone is up for a l4d2 match later? you can join or go to the group if interested.
>>135714031
nopegear
>>135699173
Oh, finally a version without the line? Nice.
I'm surprised nepnowafag's thread is still up.
>>135715172
Janny's probably tired of his shit.
Can someone explain the trend of western fans of Japanese things hating the character that the Nips love the most?
Try doing it without simply insulting the "taste" of Japanese people (given that's entirely subjective and they'd see your taste as shit too)
>>135715976
That's just taste, it doesn't anything to do with Japanese disliking them.
You seem to think it's some contrarian teenager bullshit. It isn't. It's just that beholder eye thingy.
>>135715976
Extremely different cultures with appreciation for different values.
>>135716072
>It isn't.
I'm not so sure about that given the procivility of people here to hate just about anything that's popular.
>>135716153
NeptunexNoire isn't popular.
>>135716153
>procivility
fuckin' phone
>>135716212
So? I fail to see how that is relevant.
>>135715976
Different attributes appeal to people of different cultures. But I didn't think it was such a big deal for Neps, don't the majority all over the globe agree that Neptune is best?
It's more pronounced in something like Senran Kagura, the nips like Yumi which is just fucking absurd since she doesn't have a personality, Nips love submission waifs.
>>135716305
>don't the majority all over the globe agree that Neptune is best?
This is a very recent thing for the nips.
They used to be huge on Noire (in fact she's still got the #2 spot and is pretty close to Nep in popularity yet disliked a lot here, actually now that I think on it... its just 4chan that doesn't like Noire.)
>>135716305
>neptune
>best
I will fight and then I'll spank you're waifu.
>>135716417
>she's still got
>its just 4chan
Nepnowayfag, learn English.
>>135716417
Eh, tsunderes do typically make divides, and do seem to be more popular among nips than in the west. Not really too surprising, they pump out masses and masses of tsunderes in their media, which is pretty uniquely japanese.
>>135716465
Maybe you shouldn't be playing her games.
>>135716465
Mr. Shit Taste, this isn't the time. Come back later.
>>135716786
>Mr.
Your bad English is showing again.
>>135716827
Why don't you google it?
>>135716971
Why don't you fuck off? Nobody likes you.
>>135716827
Are you retarded?
>>135717018
Lol, struck a nerve, I see.
>>135717079
Are you 15?
Friendly reminder to use the following pasta in the next thread :
http://pastebin.com/ySkmU98q
>>135715976
It's a cultural thing, like how the West glorifies violence and slaughter while a nip slip is M while it's the reverse in Japan, where fanservice games can get away with T while zombies automatically makes a CERO D.
>>135716417
Not really, even the last popularity poll has Neptune dwarfing Noire and that was a poll for a spin-off game. People would rather want Neptune to get a spin-off game (wrap your heads around that concept) than GekiNoire2.
>>135717175
Worse. He's stupid.
>>135717249
I'd really just prefer that all other characters were removed and every game from now on featured a main cast solely of Neptune.
>>135717249
The last popularity poll was the Tsunako Museum poll. It just happened.
Noire and Nep were very close and the 3rd spot was a character that looks like Noire 2.0.
>>135717568
Completely different personality though. The only thing that they share in terms of traits, is that they both like cats.
>>135717568
I didn't vote in this one, so it doesn't count.
>Overlord got updated
Finally I can learn what happened to Overlord Moron.
>>135717890
Wrong thread?
>>135718010
You should play Rebirth 1, newfriend.
>>135717568
It's a good thing to see how it stands overall, but it doesn't really cover how one would vote if there were only Neptunia characters or it the list of Neptunia characters was larger to include everyone.
It's a good reflection of how the results would still probably go, Neptune and Noire polling high and all the Goddesses getting a good rank, but it would be interesting to see how the DaL (and FFF and TriUni) votes would go to if they weren't around.
>>135718049
I have? What are you talking about? Overlord Momus?
>>135718231
Yyyyyyes.
>>135717664
>implying appearance isn't more important
Just ask Vertfags, there's really no other reason for them to justify this.
Otherwise they should be praising Neptune instead.
>>135718336
And what do you mean by "updated"?
>>135712264
Laststation is Hell Chosun, Nipland and China rolled into one.
Would immigrate to Planeptune.
>>135718060
DaL held a poll on characters in order to promote the movie or some shit like that.
http://date-a-live.net/judgement/
>>135718394
[Sigh.ogg]
Overlord Momus is a character featured both in the manga Overlord, and in the first Hyperdimension Neptunia game (only mentionned).
[DoubleSigh.wav]
Thus, by jokingly saying the manga got updated, I intended to make a joke about the fact that, during the game, Neptune refers to Momus as Overlord Moron.
[Triple Sigh.flac]
Sadly, because of you, the joke fell flat.
[Quadruple Sigh.mp3]
>>135718473
>Laststation is Hell Chosun, Nipland and China rolled into one.
That sounds awesome. How do I get there?
>>135718568
Ahh, I see. Sorry for ruining your bad joke.
>>135717249
I do want a spin-off with Neptune. I don't enjoy the games as much when she's not in a lead role with lots of screen time.
>>135717514
I can get behind this. We can have a shit load of Neptunes from different dimensions. Nothing but Nep as far as the eye can see.
>>135718664
Funny thing is that V-II is my favorite so far of the main series and Neptune spent a lot of time in the background.
Less Nep in the front is best for me, I think.
>>135718558
DaL has three polls, one pre-anime, one post-season 1 (or was it around season 2) and one post-movie.
Kurumi didn't win the first one. Tohka actually did.
>>135718636
[Condescending tone]
Don't worry, apes like you can only ruin things.
>>135716305
>Nips love submission waifs
>Yumi
>submissive
Maybe they're retarded or something..? Yumi's certainly not the type if they want a submissive flower.
>>135718558
>all these girls
I'm going to break the five-minutes rule and post a lot more about my desire to spank them if you keep on posting them.
>>135712065
If I impregnate her, would it look like mpreg?
>>135718987
...Mass Effect joke this time?
>>135719284
No. A Wolfenstein joke. Straâ–€e (or Strasse) trashtalking you during the last level while you ruin his fortress.
>>135718558
>http://date-a-live.net/judgement/
Kurumi is literally a psychopathic bitch and yet the nips all flood to her. Why?
>>135719352
>â–€
Now this is weird.
>>135719406
For the same reason /pol/ loves Trump.
>>135718568
>>135718987
But isn't the character called Momonaga in Overlord and shorten to Momon at most and hence the joke doesn't really work because it sounds more like you're talking about fanfiction about Overlord Momus and not the manga/LN Overlord instead?
Okay, I got it wrong. It's Straße. Also written Strasse, or Deathshead, or the Butcher, or Totenkopf, or That Faggot.
>>135719476
Kurumi isn't a god among men, though.
>>135718816
Every time Nep left it was torture for me. As soon as she comes back it's euphoria for me.
>>135719117
What is Yumi's personality? She seems to just kind of exist and do things.
>>135719667
As soon as I learned I had to do 3 routes without Neptune, I considered dropping the game there and learning Japanese so I could write an angry e-mail to CH.
>>135718816
Same here. I like it when other characters besides Neptune get more screentime.
>>135719406
Gothloli-wearing, former chuuni, ara ara seductive character, uses antique pistols, manipulates time with 12 variations, wears black pantyhose with a school uniform, animal lover, extreme justice dealer and insanely powerful character.
It's not hard to find a reason why.
>>135719940
Because she has the personality of an angry pinecone
>>135718816
>>135719832
The Japanese are fucking shit awful at giving focus to non-main characters so I heavily appreciate the fact that Neptunia has an actual effort to make the other characters shine. V-II did an amazing job at giving everyone their time in the limelight.
>>135719406
>>135719476
>>135719615
>>135719940
Are you suggesting that Clock is actually a Nowa?
>>135683179
>No VII anime
>No Jojo x Neptunia crossover
After part 4 pleaseeeeeeeeee
>>135719940
>animal lover
I read "anal lover" and was extremely happy for a second.
>>135719940
and
>heterochromia (kind of)
>>135720010
I didn't know angry pinecones ara ara a lot.
HURRY UP AND GET THIS TO 750 POSTS FOR A NEW THREAD
>>135720175
I forgot to list appearance attributes after mentioning the gothic loli part.
That's usually a big hit too.
>>135720293
It's comin along.
>>135720293
There's no need for a new thread.
>>135720051
But the Nowa of DaL isEllen.
>>135718602
You just made me realize that Nowa is actually ROFLMAO and Uni is more like Deng Xiaoping.
Uni is literally small for one.
Preparing the new thread.
>>135720617
Too soon and I think the pastebin has been changed.
>>135720608
No reason, this one is not over yet.
New thread :
>>135720784
>>135720784
>>135720784
With Kei as the OP girl.
>>135720746
For fucks' sake, it was changed just a couple threads ago and it's again already?
>>135719805
Yumi believes that she is the embodiment of justice.
She's a rigid and stubborn girl who basically believes its her way or the highway. Remember that in SV, Gessen's is the canon route but the other routes exist to show characterization (and some of the events in the other routes are carried forward to EV). Just remember in the end of the Hanzo route, Asuka wins and normally the fight would end there but Yumi was determined to keep fighting until she either won or died. Kurokage had to step in to stop the fight (as Yumi was about to knowingly throw her life away since Asuka was in much better position to win).
If that says submissive to you... I don't know what to say.
>>135720801
You're right, let's fix this.
>>135720836
This is how it works, newfriend.
>>135583090
>>135583090
>>135583090
>>135720617
>>135720809
>>135720951
Fucking stop.
>>135720951
Great, now we have 4 threads.
>>135721448
Nah, nepnowayfag just tries to shill his dumb shitty thread.
>>135721621
Down to one now.
>>135721989
Two.
You're forgetting this one.
>>135722341
Ok. one?
>>135722584
Not yet.
The Overlord from Overlord would wipe the floor with Nep anyway