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Megadimension Neptunia VII out now!
Nep U will be released for Steam on 21th March
Geki Noire have been announced for Steam releases.
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>>135477095
Hi nepnowayfag.
Praise Lastation!
>>135477139
Who and why should I care?
>>135477232
Sure thing, nepnowayfag.
Please, just leave me alone.
>>135477232
You're being baited by PHR again.
Iffy is ugly, stupid, and smells really bad.
>>135477651
I like that Nowa. I'll trade you for this one.
>>135477774
>>135477651
Don't tell me that you are now trying to collect rare Nowa.
>>135477919
I'm collecting #rare Nowa.
Tsunako is my waifu
>>135478447
Prove it.
>>135478616
>nepnowayfag getting desperate
Pathetic as usual.
>>135464998
>drank heavily to celebrate end of school quarter
>get call from friend saying there was update to project
>professor fucked up and expects us to redo our work, but that's okay he'll extend due date by one day!
>already planned to leave for trip tomorrow
>quickly do the drawings i'd said i'd do cause still want to do drawings while impaired
>currently still fixing the hours calculations by hand, sobbered up a bit due to anger but fuck my fucking life.
>>135478860
AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>135478860
fucking shit, jumped out of my chair!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
>>135478870
I like it
>>135479054
Words cause that picture is blurry as fuck
Panel 1:
>Draw Nepgya offering to make Neptune's face the greatest in all of kori-I mean Gamindustri
"Or you will GYAAA"
Panel 2:
>Draw Kurome and Uzume
"If we're black and white, how are we different?"
-shrug-
Panel 3:
>Rei Ryghts cosplaying as ooyodo kancolle
Panel 4:
>More Perfect HeartGave up half way with this one sorry
Also Here's the other side
Panel 1:
>Lowee Family in school swimsuits
Panel 2:
>Neptune in AustrailiaI can FEEL the actually good drawfags judging me
>>135479326
Hilarious, mate.
So...which thread is the real one?
>someone posts a legitimate question in the other thread
>I don't even care which one the real thread is because both sides are being retarded
>answer question with explanation
>get called some kind of retard samefag by imbecile faggot
>>135479594
>>135479649
Go to this thread otherwise this op will keep on calling all people samefag just because people don't obey his demand.
>>135477954
>>135477954
>>135477954
One too many threads
I hope a janitor comes by and deletes one for us.
Required in every thread
Because unpopular pairings need love too
>>135479326
It's okay. We all start at the bottom.
At absolute rock bottom.
>>135479594
>>135479649
>>135479769
>this thread's pastebin
A Guest
>that thread's pastebin
NEPNOWAPROFAN
More likely this one
>>135479851
>>135480107
>>135480107
Somehow that makes me really mad and also really smile. The latter mostly because Blanc is blushing at what she assumes is male Vert
Anyone else going for 999 in V-II? I'm in the 700s and that Big Metal Dogoo grinding is starting to come to a crawl now.
>>135479594
This one, it isn't made by nepnowayfag.
Remember last time nepnowayfag tried to make his own thread? I do.
Friendly reminder that nepnowa is dead 5ever.
>>135482047
>everyone i don't like is the same guy
When are you fucking off crying, nepnowayfag?
Dammit.
>>135482320
>>135482649
Do you have enough memes?
>>135482701
>HDN1 version of Nepnep will never return
>>135482747
Only in fangames.
>>135482093
>>135482047
PHR vs Nepnoway
heaven vs hell
let's rock
>>135483202
Hell no, nepnowayfag can fuck off back to /u/ where it belongs.
Back from wherever I was.
Crying Neps are still cute.
>>135483379
That's all kinds of sad and slightly pathetic. Look at Nep, having lost control of her life, eating pudding in front of the fridge come midnight.
>>135483490
But also cute. Don't tell me you wouldn't pat her head and hug her while whispering "it's gonna be okay", because I wouldn't trust you.
Crying neps are so cute.
>>135483554
>>135483379
I don't like seeing my waifu cry. Delete this.
>>135483635
Nah.
>>135483379
Clearly this is Nepko being discovered after Histy choked off her pudding supply for not doing any work.
>>135483742
This is CP.Corporal Punishment.
>>135483909
I ate some CP earlier.
Cheese pizza is good, mate.
What with Marvy's pupils anyway?
Anyone up for a L4D2?
>>135484076
It's probably cancer.
>>135484334
Cancer can cause that? I though it mostly attacked the lungs.
>>135484256
Yesif you're not SA
>>135484405
Eye cancer is a thing
>>135484431
I only know Felix and he's offline.
What's wrong with SA?
>>135484492
nevermind
abolish daylight saving
>>135484470
Spooky.
>>135484610
Fine. I'll just play alone then. With bots and retards.
>>135484906
good luck have fun
>>135484256
why can't there be more australians/sheepshaggers in this general
>>135485037
Already got too many goatfuckers.
>>135484906
whats your psn
>>135485147
I don't have no PSN.
>playing L4D2 on playstation
Are you sirius, black?
>>135485214
Are you gonna tell me you play neps on pc?
>>135485258
I play FPS on PC like a true member of the master race.
>>135485307
OK.
Give me your gabename
>>135485258
I play Nep on PC unironically.
>>135485412
>toilet paper roll next to the computer
DISGUSTING
>>135485412
Is that a pink dildo next to the brick phone?
>>135485492
No, that looks like plastic glue. He probably does warhammer or something like that.
>>135485435
>not wiping after you poop in your sock so you can keep nepping while having a clean anus
I didn't know you guys were so unsanitary.
>>135485258
Are you sincerely telling the class that in the Year of Our Lord 2016, you're NOT playing neps on the PC?
>>135485542
>sockshitter
>clean
I don't know where to start.
>>135485563
>Year of Our Lord
Did you mean Common Era
>>135485638
Why do you try to give Nepgear a bad name by shitposting in her name?
>>135485661
Nepgear's reputation has already been stabbed through the heart multiple times, much like all her friends and family.
>>135485735
Now listen there you little shit
Are you neptards going to give me your steam names or what
>>135485856
Not in a hundred years.
>>135485638
>Use a system based around the year Our Lord Jesus was born made by the Pope of the Christian church
>Calls it Common Era
>>135485856
Not with that attitude, young man.
Anyone can resume what happens in VII? I only got little bit of infos such as "shit happens, the Shas have awesome asses, and nobody in the Ultradimension can help. Also, the CPUs go insane and try to murder the candidates except Vert so careful with the bad ends."
>>135486023
What the fuck do you want to know? The entire plot?
>>135486023
Worst girl dies.
Happy ending in all endings.
>>135486023
I'm sure most people can call the plot points before they happen. You mainly just play for the character interactions and such. And the bad end is piss easy to avoid. You pretty much have to just be lazy to get it by accident.
>>135485638
>>135485920
I will keep referring to it as Anno Domini since calling it common era reeks of revisionist agenda.
>>135486103
Kinda, yeah. Why Noire has to discover cardboard boxes, what the Shas are, stuff like that.
>>135486117
>I'm sure most people
If they have the game, yeah. I just want to be on the same page than everyone else.
>>135486114
Nice try but all the candidates get shrek'd.
>>135486146
Fine.Neptune discovers a Dreamcast console lying around. It whispers to her, she thinks that's pretty cool, so she takes it home and tries to play it with Nepgear. Lo and behold, the console opens a portal to another fucking dimension, the Zero Dimension, and away they go.
Shit proceeds to happen.
After said shit happens, they're thrown back into the Hyperdimension, which is in the middle of the "Shift Period", in which all citizens get bored with their current goddess and write mean things about them online. All the goddesses congregate and decide that gladiatorial combat is the best way to increase their shares during this fragile period. Unfortunately, the -Shas show up and wipe the proverbial barnyard floor with them.
To make matters much worse, immediately after these fights, history is rewritten by an unknown figure (with blue hair named Kurome). Suddenly, it's as if the -Shas have been the goddesses all along. The Neps have been scattered through the land for some unknown reason (because solo routes, fuck you) and must individually try to retake their nations by solving the -Shas problems with the power of friendship.
They do just that. Not very exciting. Then a dimensional portal opens up connecting the Hyperdimension to the Zero Dimension. It is then revealed that the two are on a collision course and Bluzume is basically going to kill everything for shits and giggles. So the goddesses go to the Heart Dimension, where they're trapped in happy delusions by Bluzume and are forced to attack and kill their sisters. Only Nepgear gets away, and she narrates the destruction of Gamindustri. The end.
>>135486619
That's pretty dark, mate.
Ifthe Shas wipe the floor with the CPUs, then what are the candidates good at? I though they were supposed to take the crown.
Wow there are sure are lot of uppity Christians here
Jesus must have a lot of share energy
>>135486776
Via the power of CH writing, they're not mentioned during the fight, despite participating in the festival surrounding it.
>>135486831
You do know that Hyperdimension Neptunia is the most played game in the Vatican?
>>135486857
I don't even know what to answer to that.
Except that fanfictions will end up making more sense than CH's writing.
>>135486776>history is rewritten by an unknown figure (with blue hair named Kurome). Suddenly, it's as if the -Shas have been the goddesses all along.The candidates aren't remembered either.
>>135486943The -Shas would have wiped the floor with them, anyway. You deal 1 damage to them during the fight, and they kill you in one hit each. Miraculously, despite being at full power, they're much easier to defeat down the track.
>>135487018
I don't really approve that gameplay design of having boss being unbeatable.Since I let Black Heart kill me the first time I played the game since I though it was mandatory.
>>135487265
It's fucking stupid, but this is the 10th game in the series. Kind of used to it by now.
>>135487308
So anyway, the Shas, are they good or bad to begin with?How well does gameindustri fares under their iron grip?
>>135487390
Lowee and Planeptune fare poorly under C-Sha and B-Sha respectively.
>>135487472
>C-Sha
The one who sits on Dogoos?
>B-Sha
Pacwoman?
>>135487579
C-Sha is the blue one with tits/Capcom.
>>135487579
Come on, man, it's in the names. C-Sha is Capcom, and since you've seen their designs, you should be able to tell which is which.
>>135487390
They're literally just random schmucks who get roped into a stupid-sounding prophecy that Neptune had read and laughed at and chucked on the floor two minutes earlier.
>>135487643
>>135487645
Ha, yeah. The one that get abducted and almost raped before Blanc saves her ass.Shoulda let her.
Good news.
One of these day, I'll be able to make lewd animations of CPUs spanking each other instead of still pictures of CPUs spanking each other.
Progress, OH!
>>135488132
Not smooth animations, if your .gif is anything to go by.
>>135488132
No, draw Neps winking instead. It's simple and brightens everyone's day.
>>135488526
It's literally my first try. Photoshop is simpler to use so far.
>>135488697
Eueurhgh no. What's next? Handholding?
Fuckin' gross.
>>135488132
SFM tier or just kill yourself
>>135488829
>Handholding
YOU MONSTER! EVEN THE DEVIL WILL BE DISGUSTED BY YOUR FETISH
>>135488829
Nice tits. Who is this woman?
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
>>135489431
A succubus from a monster quest.
Daily reminder Kurome is a good wife.
>>135489581
By that logic, the daleks are perfect waifus.
>>135489581
If you've got a mariticide fetish, then yes, she is.
>>135489581
Literally WHO?
>>135489819
What a cute little piece of art.Who's the drawfag?
>>135489581
Found the perfect song for the wedding :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoo8EyNH3GM
So if I got things right, the Heartdimension dreams (the one where Nep is adorable, where Vert has sisters, where Blanc has boobs and where Noire does stuff I don't know) takes place while the CPUs are threatening to kill the candidates?
>>135489921
Some drawfag from the drawfag threads from /a/ no joke
>>135490486
Yea
>>135490769
That's so accurate.
Kei is unquestionably the most handsome Nep!
>>135492272
>you will never have Kei's boipucci
>>135492272
>you will never touch Kei's butt while she's carrying lots of papers, leading to her yell "EEEK" loudly while dropping everything
>>135492638
Just imagining that cute reaction follow by her stern disapproval is making me excited! I want to commit sekuhara!
>>135492878
Damn. Now I want to write that story about the undying love between________and Kei.
>>135492972
if anyone deserves more love it's Kei.
>>135492878
Try seppuku instead
>>135493064
Too bad I can't write anything here without the yurifag reporting me.
Maybe I'll write it in a pastebin instead. But then I'll be accused of wanting to shill it.
>>135493165
I'm starting to question your dedication to Kei
>>135493165
Do what you like
They don't own the thread
>>135493278
There are two things that I currently like, in that order :
- not being yelled at,
- Kei.
>>135493316
If I never got banned for reporting yurifags shitposting, I would believe you. Unfortunately...
>>135493447
That actually looks like a military uniform. A silly one, but an uniform nonetheless.
And I though people working in the basilicom were closer to priests and civil servant than soldiers.
>>135493649
>Kei is a Nazi trying to overthrow Noire
Hey spankfag.
You gotta make Kei spanking one day?
>>135493796
No.
Don't have a model.
>>135493278
But I'll try to find one and see if I can rig it just for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3GrHLOgF3c&index=38&list=PLqyzqHbjpDCwospM0vVbR2VUEWaXWhyJd
why is this song so good?
Reminder that Noire is perfect.
>>135495242
Noire is a derelict
I want to marry Nepgear.
>>135495372
N-nopan?!
>>135495770
That calls for some sisterly guidance and lots of punishment.
>>135495925
I can't see Neptune doing that.
>>135495979
You're wrong, Neptune is totally the kind of girl giving unfair handicaps to Nepgear.
Like playing golf blindfolded, or forcing her to play a character she doesn't know.
Neptune looks cute and all but she isn't.
I love Neptune more than anything in the whole entire world!
>>135496809
Good taste fellow nepgenner.
>>135495770
Panties are overrated
>>135497829
They're hot.
Is it explained how exactly the basilicom work?
I remember reading somewhere that in HDN1, there are nobles and a parliament mentionned, but Rebirth 1 seems to drops them and have the goddess sitting on an dictatorship where they have all the powers.
While Lowee seems to be the only nation having an army.
>>135497871
Nopan is pretty hot too
>>135498181
I find it more erotic when there are panties involved.
>>135486619
Jesus christ that -Shas plot part is so immensely stupid, I now have a constant stinging pain inside my head
I'll stick to muh fanfics for plot
Overheat when
>>135498131
And whatever happened to Celestia???
>>135498752
And The Proposal too.
It's gay shit but it has some hilarious moment anda Neptune that works hard, which makes it good by default.
>>135498131
HDN1 is seperate from HDN2 and up
>>135499157
That does not answer my question in the slightest.
>>135499157
"MK2" and up*
>>135498943
I fear no Overheat anytime soon because authors libreoffice puked all over itself and erased what sounds like the entire chapter
It hurts to live
I would give proposal a try if it wasn't about NepNoire, I don't really care about that pairing, never did
>>135499238
Simply put, any information regarding HDN1 might/probably doesn't apply to anything else in the series, as they're entirely different universes with different rules and limitations.
So no, nothing really is explained in regards to the Basilicom.
>>135499238
The basilicom is full of bunch of glorified janitors and maids.
>>135499285
It isn't just about Nepnoway, otherwise I wouldn't recommend it, given how much of a blight nepnoway is to this thread.
Through it's sadly 80% of the story.I'd like to read a KeixHistoire story once, so out of curiosity.
>>135499359
Ha, okay. Apologies.
>Two threads
Okay. Just whose keikaku it was?
>>135486857
>>135486943
But it was mentioned, the festival had a battle tournament that resulted in all the Candidates losing somewhere down the line and the final four being the Goddesses.
They were about to do a free-for-all for the finale whenGold Third interrupts and kicks their ass something fierce. Before anyone can react, world gets altered.
>>135486619
>wordvomit
This better be bait. Not even the writing in DBZ was this awful.
>>135500102
It's overly simplifying things, but it's not too far off.
There's a lot of fleshing out of things and details that are important to the story.
It's sort of like someone telling you that Moby Dick is about a guy angry at a whale and wanting to kill it.
Yes, that's the case, but you're missing 95% of the context and story behind it.
The synopsis is way fucking worse than the actual plot, but it's not like the plot is great to begin with. It's standard Neptunia fare though.
>>135499673
This was the first one made, and it was made about ten posts prematurely. Someone went ahead and made another when the last thread was actually past the bump limit, for some reason. There's also some kind of conflict about the shit in the OP but personally I don't really give a shit about that.
>>135486023
>except Vert
Well, its not like she was any exception. She just doesn't have a candidate... so she was going to murder all the leftovers (IF, Compa and the -Shas)
>>135499673
This thread is the real one, with a OP pasta purged of nepnowayfag's autism.
The other thread is irrelevant, we don't talk about it.
>>135501505
What even is the difference in bins anyway? Missing some things?
>>135500102
But DBZ was constantly altered to fit Kaira's shitty editor, or so I heard.
>>135500557
Vert so stronk she can take on several people at the same time instead of only 1 or 2 like the other CPUs.
Black Heat is the best nep
>>135501535
You "missed" something important. Let me repeat it.
>purged of nepnowayfag's autism
>>135501701
Purple Heat is the best Nep
>>135501701
>>135501840
>black heat
>purple heat
Guys...
>>135501665
Several weaklings.
And its not like the other CPUs couldn't. They just wanted to give their sisters some extra "love and care"
Vert was jealous, as usual.
>heartdimension
>instead of being a famous writer, Blanc just wishes she had boobs
>instead of having a family, Vert just has a batch of clones
And I don't even know what Noire's dream is, but it must be pretty shitty as well. Only Nep has a nice dream that isn't shitty writing or LOL le funny maymay
So what exactly do I do after playing the Rebirth games? There's like 10 other stuff of supplementary and alternative material. Where do I start?
Why ASIC didn't built a wall around graveyard to stop compa and if from going there?
>>135502143
More like Fartdimension
Any "neps as adults" art out there?
>>135502143
having friends
>>135502672
Wait. There's nothing shitty about having friends. There's gotta be something bad about it. Please tell me there is.
>>135502790
> There's gotta be something bad about it
Noire
>>135502790
She wants to give up as the head of her nation so she can have friends and be popular.
It felt like they were wanting to make everyone's dreams some sort of joke on their character, but decided to reverse it for Neptune to make her out to be some truly good girl.which she is.
The other three scenes are entirely played for humor.
>>135502672
Seriously?
That's bullshit, instead of trying to develop the characters, CH just went for the memes.
Except for Neptune, she's the only one who get a good dream.
>>135502954
>That's bullshit, instead of trying to develop the characters, CH just went for the memes.
Do you know what series this is?
>>135502569
Tsunako drew an older p-ko and puru with huge boobs
There's a few fan arts of older romram
I'd post one of these if I didn't have over 10k unsorted files with 4chan file names.
>>135502954
You do know the whole no friends thing has been there since the first game right?
>>135503106
No, it was invented in Victory, not even with the same Noire.
>>135503160
>it was invented in Victory
Ahahaha okay man whatever you say
>>135503092
>>135502569
This one is too delicious not to post.
>>135503106
>You do know the whole no friends thing has been there since the first game right?
PCuck detected
>>135503092
>>135503278
daily reminder that puru is best goddess
>>135503254
>fat Rom and Ram
>>135503278
>probably the only time tsunako will draw big ploot
>>135503385
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
THANK YOU JANITOR
Remember to use the pastebin in the OP, guys. It's the only good one.
>people telling straight-up lies and misinfo about V-II
so now there is a homebrew launcher fro 3ds what happens to a neep when you install cfw?
>>135504130
Ram and Rom grow a few years and get some piercing and tattoos
Histoire is small and adorable.
>>135504128
Honestly, to me it doesn't matter what people think about it.
It's by far the best Nep game to date on all fronts.
Give me some dubbed Uzume webms.
>>135504314
Yeah, but God hates liars, and you should too
>>135504314
>he never played HDN1 and his superb story
>he prefers "lol tits" and "lol muh imouto" from VII
>>135504463
Wrong board nepnowayfag.
>>135504479
Neptune is my goddess, and nothing gets her down.
>>135504314
Second best*R;B 3 > V-II > V > R;B2 > mk2 > R;B1 >> HDN
>>135504643
But she already has the downs
>>135504652
RB3/Victory is fucking shit, Luigi
>>135504652
RB4 will truly be next gen.
>>135504643
Leave me alone five minutes with her and I'll get her down and crying.
>>135503254
I planned to redraw this for a while, but closer to what I'd imagine them to look like
>>135504652
R;B3 is trash tier. Made the combat worse and that was the one good thing about Victory in the first place.
V-II > R;B1 > V = R;B2 > mk2 > R;B3 > HDN1
>>135505181
How?
>>135505613
Eat all her pudding
>>135505613
I can't tell you, it's magic.Through it involves hitting her butt with a wooden flat instrument.
>>135505725
a pizza peel?
>>135505829
That could probably work too.
>>135505829
I shouldn't have googled that. That looks painful.
>>135505613
Mock and berate her for nearly killing her own sister
>>135505829
Maybe a flute or the back of a violin
>>135506079
That's just cruel.
Someone here has a link to the japanese neptunia app for iOS? (.ipa) I don't want to make another itunes account.
So, canon-wise the CPUs are supposed to be strongest, goddesses even.
So why do they get beat so much?
>>135506179
Egg-Zackary, the goal was to get her down and crying, remember?
>>135506287
[picture of CH shitting on canon and lore]
Here is your explanation.
>>135506324
Yeah but spanking her is less traumatizing than reminding her she tried to kill her sister.
>>135506287
The villains all lie, cheat, steal, and touch trains
I want to protect Neptune from everyone who wants to hurt her.
I want to protect that smile.
>>135506287
Their powers often are directly derived from Shares, and the locals of Gamindustri are so fucking fickle with their faith that if some other Goddess comes around and kills ten Dogoo, you would switch religion immediately. It's not the Goddesses' fault mere humans are shit.
>>135506542
Then start training to protect her from CH.
>>135506767
Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to hear the word of Lady Noire?
>>135505815
Fuck off NepNowafag.
>>135504517
How is that post NepNowafag?
>>135506409
>>135506816
>being this fucking mad CH doesn't cater to your autism
>>135507093
Vert has bigger boobs.
>>135507093
Plutia is the only true goddess. She keeps all other goddesses in line.
>>135507182
Is it autism to wish for a story with less plot holes?
>>135507537
According to these threads yes.
We're not allowed to have depth, we can't have competent and threatening villains, we can't have the CPUs have their faults they AREN'T willing to admit called out. None of it.
We have to remain kusoge.
>>135507208
Is that all that matters to you? Then boy have I got the Goddess for you!
>>135507537
What plot holes?
>>135507672
Nigga, what
>>135507672
And OC isn't allowed, we need to repost the same exact shit, and it has to be Japanese. If it comes from a western Anon, it's shit.
>>135507672
That stuff exists regardless of what people want. Are you saying Rei or Kurome weren't competent or threatening?
Are you suggesting the CPUs are perfect? Like, "Perfect Heart" posting aside and all that, they're all pretty fucking flawed and overconfident.
Just because some idiots will kick and scream against any sort of commentary like this doesn't mean these things aren't there.
i want to reform Lindanot by spanking
>>135507962
>Rei
>competent or threatening
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>135507137
Lesbo porn on a blue board.
>>135507962
Rei wasn't competent.
>>135508079
How else are you supposed to set her straight?
>>135508079
>i want to reform Linda
Good decision
>not by spanking
...
>>135508106
>>135508121
Way to refute the rest of his post
>>135508296
>>135508317
By love and attention
>>135508585
Okay. I'll put some flowers on your grave after she stabbed you while you were raping her, and I'll say "I hate to say I told you so, but I did".
>>135508585
>This is what lindafag actually believe
>>135508731
>love and attention = rape
>>135509237
Well, you don't think she's gonna stick around long enough for anything else do ya?
>>135509237
how big is yourLindafolderanyways?
>>135509351
i didin't made a special folder for it
>>135509552
>>135509764
Well. she has only like 6-10 images
>>135509874
Must be hard having a literal who for a waifu
>>135510017
IT IS!
Blanny Blanny Bee
>>135510543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2t101gJj9I
>>135502143
>instead of having a family, Vert just has a batch of clones
It's a lot deeper than that though, it's more like Vert does want a younger sister and all but she also wants to depend on someone and be doted on, instead of being the big sister figure all the time. Hence why there's three of her.
She wants a sister to dote on.
She wants to be doted on.
She wants to be able to do both.
Because really, for all the loner jokes, Vert is actually the loneliest Goddess, and not Noire.
>>135510696
>Cyber Online reveals Windows, Vert's long-lost older sister
>>135489431
A Lilim from MGE
>>135510836
>Vert
>Ever getting a sister
It'll be a running joke forever.
>>135510836
She'll be written out after Xbox officially leaves the Console race next generation.
>>135511153
Just like Uni will, right?
i wonder how spankfag's heart dimension dream would look
>>135510836
If only.
Vert needs more love.
>>135511305
If we're following how each dream has been, it would probably begetting spanked.
>>135507962
>Are you saying Rei or Kurome weren't competent or threatening?
Yes.
Tell me one thing either of them did in story or in battles that made you say 'Oh Shit, the Neps MIGHT ACTUALLY LOSE!'
There's no tension. There's no sense they're villains and not just 'cute girls/Milfs doing not as cute things'
>>135511706
Nepnowayfag's dream would be reaally funny
>>135511842
>Tell me one thing either of them did in story or in battles that made you say 'Oh Shit, the Neps MIGHT ACTUALLY LOSE!'
Rei nearly destroyed Hyperdimension and began bombarding the fuck out of Planeptune, creating massive destruction among civilian populations.
Kurome got even closer to that, and succeeded in an ending. She literally brainwashed the CPUs and forced them to fight their own sister.
What sort of 'tension' do you want? Are you literally autistic and are incapable of understanding stake or scale maybe?
I don't get what you want. Grimdark? Go find another series.
>>135510696
Vert has the deepest lore
>>135512479
>those eyes
Oh my god, is Chika the Red Ring of Death? I've never really looked at her.
>>135512080
There was an anon that wanted a villain that was so hyper-competent that he knew the Goddesses inside and out and was super-powerful and everything. Wouldn't surprised me if it's a similar idea or even the same person.
>>135512591
She's an Xbox fanboy
>>135512080
>Rei nearly destroyed Hyperdimension and began bombarding the fuck out of Planeptune, creating massive destruction among civilian populations.
Then you beat her 1 2 3 BRRRRR APPLEDOUGH NEVER NEP UP and we go on like nothing happened.
>Kurome got even closer to that, and succeeded in an ending
An ending that is about as canon as Dragon Ball Multiverse, and I actually do care what's canon unlike the rest of you "NEPGEAR'S FOURTH REICH, NEPGEAR DIDIN DU NUFFIN" Fags. Also once again 1 2 3 Beat her, BALEEB DAT, back to normal.
>I don't get what you want. Grimdark? Go find another series
I want the Neps to be heroes, to face adversity and take it as such not another 'Oh look according to the clock outside the fourth wall, it's time to win!'
Give me a reason to think the Neps are heroes and not just cute girls doing cute things and then sometimes do something heroic because the plot said so. Make them struggle to win, make them lose but get back up and keep trying even if it's pointless and they lose again. Show me they care about protecting their people even if it means their own lives.
>>135513207
The Shas plot is that.
>>135513492
The Shas aren't the main characters though, and will probably never return. ESPECIALLY K-Sha.
>>135513751
No, I mean the Shas made them lose, struggle and get back up.
That scene in which Noire saves the soldiers even though everyone treats her like a criminal was one of the most heroic scenes I've seen in Neptunia.
>>135513207
I'm starting to believe some of you don't even play the games you talk about.
That is literally the plot of V-II. They lose everything and fight their way back because they care about people, regardless of if they care about them.
You don't even deserve responses anymore.
Friendly reminder for everyone interested that tomorrow we're going to try to organize some L4D2 games.
>>135516136
>Neptune
>enthusiastic as ever
>Noire
>midly interested
>Vert
>not being amused despite having the biggest firework
>Blanc
>just stares at Vert's boobs
>>135516441
>not being amused despite having the biggest firework
She seems a bit amused to me.
>>135516682
She's only pretending to not disappoint Neptune.
The truth is that her feet hurt, she feels lonely, she wishes she was at home playing video games and getting New Year unique drops, and she hopes Chika will come pick her soon.
>>135516441
Noire looks happy.
Like she's thinking about something entirely else or daydreaming.
>>135517916
Probably wishes she could be doing this with Uni without shattering her "cool big sis" picture.
PRAISE THIS NEP
>>135518609
NO, PRAISE THIS NEP INSTEAD
>>135518778
CUTE
BEST ROLE
FULFILLS MY NON-SEXUAL FAMILY FETISH
>>135518609
AFROIRE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>135519621
Looks like this comes out from In The Abyss.
>>135519621
What a beautiful mother and daughter :^)
>>135512691
It's probably the same person. Autistic writing style is too distinct.
The part where he complained about Nepgen not wanting muh competent villains was especially telling. Because if Nepgen rejected my edgy cringe OC villain that must mean they don't like any competent villains right?
>>135517978
She doesn't have one post-V-II.
>>135519985
Whut.
>>135520212
Her cool big sis image has long been crushed beyond repair.
>>135519985
I think that we can all agree that Uni is the better lastation
>>135520432
I think we can all agree to disagree.Kei is the best Lastation.
>>135520708
I want to touch her butt while she's working.
>>135518778
>>135520708
What's the name of the thing where you can see the buttcheeks from the front?
>>135520818
Red is the nep deserving a spanking the most.
>>135520901
A broken spine.
>>135521075
Not the one you posted, certainly.
>>135521075
>LINDA
>LINDA
>LINDA
but really - after linda i preffer red and puru
>>135520708
Don't forget the furryI don't have any CC2 pics
>>135516682
>>135521881
>Marvelous
Shit taste : the Post.
>>135520818
I want a drawfag to draw her in a Keima-esque "I can see the ending" cut-in, seeing how they both operate on the same awesomely silly premise of seeing everything like a dating sim.
Well, in HDN anyway.
>>135521075
IF andYou
>>135521945
i like how much you called his taste shit because of marvelous but not because of Noire
>>135522053
GYAH!
>>135522262
>Smiiile...
Why does that get to me so much?
>wake up
>this happens
wat do
>>135522716
Roll with it
>>135521075
Vert, Rei and uhh... Mages, i guess? Or Chika.
>>135522716
>Neptune's perspective
This is the big day. Next to you, is Neptune, all dressed in white.
You're wearing a very classy tuxedo that Noire helped you pick. You can see her among the spectators, she's crying. Just like Blanc, next to her. Vert isn't crying, but she has a very broad smile.
As the priest asks, Neptune answers "Yes".
As the priest asks, you answer "Yes".
You're married to Neptune.
A few months later, as you're trying to work, you feel the weight of your wife attaching to your back as Neptune pretends to be a jetpack again.
[] Play video games with her.
[] Take her out to an arcade.
[] Take her out on a quest for shares.
[] Take her out and 1v1 her at Nepcraft 2 : Legacy of the Void.
>>135523245
ONE VERSUS ONE
>>135521075
Rei
Mina
Falcom
>>135523245
[x] Cheat on her with Vert and Chika
>>135520432
Nope.
She's a boring piece of shit that brings absolutely nothing to the series except "I wish I were like my sister"
And don't you dare say she doesn't do it in V-II because yes she does.
>>135523245
[X] RAPE
>>135523245
Screech like a baboon, beat your chest and commit uxoricide.
>>135523245
[x] FLY
LIKE A BIRD
>>135523928
I had to look that up
>>135523245
This doesn't work well.
I liked this better when you were one of the Neps. And I think Noire would kill me instead.
>>135523245
[x] Cheat on her with her best friend and break her heart
So.. what he does in VII?
>>135523308
"Fine", you says, as you put down your pen.
Neptune laughs happily, and ask if you're a bad enough dude to challenge her.
You answer by launching Nepcraft 2.
"Oooh, a RTS, huh? Imma smash you like a bug in a windmill."
Before you can comment on that weird expression, she already went to her room and started her own computer.
And before long, it's a fierce fight between the two of you. Neptune picked Lowans, an average faction, while you picked the Dogoss, a futuristic and easy to use faction.
And yet, despite that, Neptune is giving you a really hard pounding, mercilessly harassing you constantly and destroying all your mining bases with small groups of units.
And you though she was a clumsy type, but when it comes to video games, she's a true goddess.
The party ends with your final nexus being targeted by nine nuclear warhead, six of them being overkill, but you guess Neptune wants to humilate you.
And given that loud laugh, she's proud of herself.
<Neptune said : Wanna have a salty runback?>
[] <Yeah. I'll teach you your place, naab.>
[] <Yeah, but at Supreme Nepmmander>
[] <Let's invite Nepgear and have a 1v1v1>You plan to ally with Nepgear and overthrow the pudding tyrant.
[] <Nah, something else.>
>>135524325
[x] Cheat on Neptune with Noire
>>135524325
Lemme smash
>>135523245
play video games with her
>>135524325
>[X] Realize that Arfoire is my mother-in-law now
>>135524325
>Neptune is giving you a really hard pounding
[X] Nah, something else.
>>135524325
>[X] Play new Archon Mode with Neptune
>>135524325
Invite Nepgear for a 2v1.
>>135524495"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", you scream in utter anguish as you realize that you're the Goddess of Sin's nephew.You best never make Neptune cry, because then you'll be dead meat, and then maybe even turned into an undead and tortured some more.
>>135524630
?
>>135524164
Yeah, but it's just to pass some time.
So,l4d2 tomorrow then?
>>135524716
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Archon_Mode
It is pretty fun mode actually.
NepuBuran
>>135524658
You ask Neptune to wait a bit, then pick up your phone and quickly asks Nepgear to connect to NepNet.
You don't care if she's in Lastation or not, you really need her.
No, it's okay if she uses Uni's account.
A few minutes later, after pleading your case with Neptune, she finally agrees to have a 1vs1vs1. A giant free-for-all.
Poor little woman can't even imagine how perfect your plan is.
Or so you though.
Turns out Neptune is really a monster. Despite Nepgear going dogoss, you going Learg and Neptune keeping the Lowans, she still manages to beat the two of you, even after your attacks went from coincidencials mutual attacks to frank cooperation between you two.
[] You're tired of Nepcraft. Let's play Nepreal.
[] Let's go outside and kill some dogoos.
[] Let's do a quest.
>>135524948
Sure.
>>135525029
Sounds extremely hard as balls.
>>135525254
Let's GET BACK TO WORK
>>135525254
Play Nepreal
>>135520952
>Red is the nep deserving a spanking the most.
False. That is always, always going to be Ram.
>>135525254
do a quest
>>135525793
Who the fuck is Ram?
>>135525254
Give Nepgear another call and tell her that you appreciate her taking time away from her day and being with Uni to help you out. She's a lovely little sister that deserves all your love, and you want her to have a fun day with Uni.
>>135525454
>>135525412
Fine then. She wants to play it rough? Damn, you'll be rough.
"Neptune! I challenge you to a duel at Nepreal 3! You and me, instagib, Serpentine, right now!"
"I never back down!"
And so you fight.
And so you lose, 50 to 0.
Your virility is in pieces, like your pride. You always fancied yourself decent at FPS, but to not mark a single frag is humiliating.
As you cry the loss of your manliness on your keyboard, you decide to get back to work. At least this is something you'll always surpass Neptune at.
After a few minutes, she comes into your office.
"What's wrong? You gave up?"
You try to hide your embarassment.
"Yeah, I mean, you stopped me in the middle of my work, I must finish this."
"Boooooring." And with that, your wife leaves.
You're alone with your work, and your broken virility. You got pounded so hard you're pretty sure your penis retracted into your body.
Damn you, Neptune. You'll have your revenge.
>>135526182
"Hello, Nepgear?"
"Hello,______. That didn't went well, huh?"
"Yes. Neptune is impossible to beat if she gives it your best."
"That's my big sister!"
"Thanks for your help."
"No problem, it's always fun to play with Neptune anyway."
And with that done, you plan your revenge.
[] Buy Xeno : Isolation to play tonight, with Neptune watching over your shoulder in terror.
[] Buy Nepenstein. The violence will scare her.
[] Take her out for a quest. The perspective of being forced to go outside will traumatize her for sure.
>>135526471
I want to play Xeno: Isolation with nep watching over my shoulder
>>135521075
Nepu
Puru
Rei
>>135526471
>[X] Buy Nephammer 40k: Dawn of Nep 3 and play co-op single player campaign with her.
>>135526471
Fly over to Lastation to harass Noire with Neptune.
>>135526916
It's out?
>>135521075
>>135521212
>>135521881
>>135522616
>>135522750
>>135522774
What is this garbage? Fuck off, jannie.
>>135521075
Neptune
Nepgear___Uni
>>135526471
[x]Play with neptune game called "who will not eat pudding longer"
also pretty please to make next "session" something with underling :3
hello neppy neps
>>135527335
I don't know Linda enough for that.Plus I kinda want to make a sequel to the Kei one.
>>135525059
mmmmmmm dem nep legs
>>135527595
O-okay anon... ;_;
>>135526471
[X] Ask neptune when i will meet her parents
>>135528671
>She takes you to the Sharicite
There
>>135526864
>>135526945
Suddenly, you have an idea. A really evil one.
You know Neptune is weak to horror games, and that she enjoys teasing the Lastation goddess, Black Heart.
You buy Xeno : Isolation and add it to your online account, and then you pick your phone.
"Lastation Basilicom, how can we help?"
"Hello, it's_______here, can I speak directly to Lady Black Heart?"
"Nice try kid, you're only the third one today pretending to be him."
He hangs up.
That little shit.
You hold the phone against Neptune's mouth.
"Heyo, it's Neptune, I want to speak to Noire asap, allegro presto fantastico basilico, and I want it now!"
"Immediately, Lady Purple Heart!"
Giving Neptune a thumb up, you walk away with the phone, trying to ignore her unladylike way to stuff herself with pudding.
"H-hello, Neptune? You're not disturbing me at all, I was working."
"Sorry, it's________. Neptune's busy."
"Oh." The disappointment is so painfully obvious.
"I wanted to know if Neptune and I can have a sleepover at your place tonight. I asked Histoire, she's okay." You didn't.
"Neptune is always welcome. Maybe she'll be able to get Nepgear out of Uni's room. I'm ready to bet these two are building something big in there."
"Okay, see you this evening, then. Have a computer ready, we'll play something nice."
A few hours later, while pretending to be horrified, you're actually pretty proud. The five of you (Neptune, Nepgear, Noire, Uni and you) are sitting on a sofa, playing Xeno : Isolation, with the controller changing hands each time someone dies.
And that happens very often.
"Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOO!!" Screams Uni as the Xeno ignores her flamethrower and bites her in the head.
"My turn, Uni!" Says Nepgear, with the eagerness of a little sister decided to make her sister proud of her. "Is that a robot? My, it's very cute and very human-like and OH MY GODDESS WHAT IS HE DOING TO ME?"
"You're becoming hysterical." Says the robot.
>>135526471
>>135524716
>>135528671
>Ask her why Momfoire wasn't on her wedding
I'm part of the Neptunia lifestyle.
I'll admit it.
"You lost, Nepgear, give me the controller," you say with pride, eager to recover your manliness in front of your wife and your step-sister.
If only you knew about the facehugger. That high-pitched scream wasn't manly at all. But to your defense, you got pretty far before that fleshy spider covered your screen with that giant vagina of her.
"Pass the controller to Noire, that's her turn."
"I don't feel like playing this game, I'm going to sleep."
"Aaaaw," says Neptune, with the expression of a sadistic cat who just captured a mouse. "Too scared to play an innocent game?"
The following argument was fierce but short. And Noire's game was even shorter.
"What do you mean, I can't use the cattle prod on it? That game's awful, it's doesn't make sense!"
"Come on, Prodding Heart, if you watched the movie you would know it's resilient to electricity. Okay, gimme the controller! It's my time to shine."
The rest of the game is stuff for legends.
Even days later, you still can't believe it. Through what is either pure skill or extreme luck, Neptune finishes the game on her first try, without dying once.
Your virility as a gamer is dead, buried, eaten by the worms, and probably reborn on another plane of existence.
That night, despite Neptune trying her best to console you, you feel like your pride has been trampled by a giant messy-haired undead elephant with a fondness for pudding.
[] Tomorrow. Her. You. In the fields. Killing monsters. Getting shares. See who can get most.
[] Tomorrow, you'll ask Histoire if she knows of Neptune's weakness.
[] Tomorrow, you'll improvise something. You don't know what yet, but the writefag wanted more than two options. You hope he'll have an idea if that option is picked, or this story will be dropped quickly.
>>135530325
[X] Ask Histiore.
Histiore should know if Nep has at least one weakness.
How fast gamindustri would collapse if histoire was replaced by croire?
>>135531387
you know Croire is a good guy again and is a harder worker than Histoire.
>>135531453
>harder worker than Histoire
That's possible?
>>135531387
in about three days
>>135531637
That girl is the reason V was good.
>>135531604
Maybe she doesn't have to deal with a lazy nep constantly holding her back
>>135523097
Not in a million years.
>>135531958
But she has her own lazy Nep who literally holds her back.
>>135532056
Trashtalking Rei? That's a pimp slap for you.
>>135532180
Maybe he means Big Nep?
>>135531637
>>135532414
At least its just an eggplant... It could be much worse
>>135532414
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>135532414
>Bez nazwy-1.jpg
lindafag went insane
>>135522716
Give Planeptune a new candidate
I know there was an official IF poll but is there a revent strawpoll on /nepgen/ about who the favorite CPU's were?
>>135533636
Neptune always wins every poll, she's the most popular waifu in both the western countries and Japan. If you made one right now, she'd win.
>>135533636
Let's put together a list first.
Neptune
Noire
Vert
Blanc
Nepgear
Uni
Rom
Ram
Plutia
Peashy
Uzume
Rei
Do we want any more characters like makers on the list?
>>135533636
>strawpool
>reliable
http://strawpoll.me/7083248
>>135534226
People always posted Nepnowa and other pairings and there was no issue. Why should it be a issue now?
>>135533973
I never said anything about reliable, I just was curious on where /nepgen/ stands
Here is the poll
http://strawpoll.me/7109434
>>135534364
Cause it floods the thread.
>>135534364
just curious
some people didn't like pairings (and fighting about pairings) either
>>135534467
It will disappear sooner than you think
>>135531939
I don't know why, but I like V Histy more than Mk2 Histy.
>>135534680
Little Histy is genkier
I'm about to rewatch the Animation. Tell me why I shouldn't.
>>135534929
You could be playing the games
>>135534929
I haven't ever seen it. Should I?
>>135531275
"It's work." Says Histoire, while holding your head down against the paper. "Both of you are allergic to it."
"Okay, maybe I forgot to ask you if we could-"
"WORK!"
Now you understand why Neptune said she was going to stay in Lastation for a while. And you fell for it. Again.
Your wife is manipulating like a puppet. It's a little embarrassing and extremely painful for your pride. But then again, males in gameindustri are usually very passive and don't bother much with politics.
"Hey, Neptune!"
"Mmm?" She turns around, a spoon in her mouth and a empty cup of pudding in the hands.
"Let's work a bit!"
"VADE RETRO ARFOIRE!!" Screams Purple Heart at you.
You barely evade her blade. This was too efficient.
"Okay, so how about this? We work a bit, get a few things done, and I bring you out tonight!"
Purple Heart just stares at you for a while, and then she leans and move a finger down your tear, almost touching your lips.
"You should've started with that. The other me enjoys food." She quickly transforms, and you find yourself facing your wife. "So, what do you have in mind?"
[] Pick a fancy high-class restaurant.
[] Pick a fast food.
[] Pick a Lowee restaurant (poutine, french fries and maple syrup with pancakes).
[] Pick a Lastation restaurant (porridge, potatoes and pepper steak).
[] Pick a Leanbox restaurant (white beans, tomato sauce, lots of cheese and tea).
[] Pick a local restaurant (pudding, chocolate pudding, and more pudding).
>>135534981
Compelling.
>>135535198
[X] DIVORCE
>>135535198
Local pudding is obvious choice...
[X] Fancy High-Class restaurant
That fancy high-class restaurant better have some fancy high-class pudding
>>135534382
All hail Vert
>>135525793
Niggah why are you so wrong.
>>135535198
[X] Pick a Lowee restaurant
>>135536601
It's a shame they don't have Blanc Manjū on the menu
>>135529958
I'll nep you for breakfast *clap* WOOO
I'll nep you for lunch *clap* WOOO
I'll nep you for dinner *clap* WOOO
>>135536881
Too much pudding recently?
>>135537035
Not enough pudding recently
>>135536881
I'm just happy someone understood me
>>135535625
>>135536601
Gotta have to pick one of these two.
>>135537273
Nep is deserving of only the highest of classiest restaurants.
Does anyone have that VR webm where you're watching a video while sitting next to Nep?
>>135537409
So you would bring an underage Nep to a fancy restaurant meant for adults?
I love Beru
>>135537736
I'd bring Purple Heart
What did she ate /nepgen/?
>>135537736
>Nep
>Underage
CPU Nep despite looking underage definitely isn't.
>>135535885
A bit preemptive with the announcement of victory aren't you?
>>135538058
Candidate-making pudding.
>>135537691
Nep-Nep Dreams Collection when?
>>135538339
Vert doesn't need numbers to be a winner
>>135537691
This one?
If anyone knows where the source where I can download this game, I'd be forever in your debt.
>>135538643
Yes, that's the one. Thanks babe.
>>135535625
Maybe you'll try a foreign restaurant next time, but right now you want something that will keep Neptune motivated.
"How about that new restaurant, the Omelette Au Fromage? I heard it's expensive, therefore good."
"Ha. Yes, I guess." To your surprise, Neptune looks a bit disappointed.
"They have twenty different kind of pudding."
"I LOVE YOU!"
That was easy.
The day goes uneventful. You pick several high tier quest, trying to avoid the one throwing you into combats as you're pretty much a dead weight, and you gain a lot of shares doing so.
The evening at the restaurant goes eventful. First of all, Neptune goes straight to the desserts, orders twenty cups of pudding, and proceeds to taste them and review every one of them, one after another. Turns out the basic taste, vanilla, is the best.
You try to divert her attention from the pudding to talk about shares, but it's quickly very obvious she only sees shares as something to calm Histoire down while she plays video games. Oh well, as least she's happy, and watching her eating is somehow soothing, even if she looks like a gluttunous little girl trying to fill her stomach as quickly as possible instead of looking like an amateur appreciating a good pudding.
You're so happy being with her you pretend to not notice Nepgear, Compa and IF looking at you two from the other side of the room. Maybe you should have invited Nepgear after all. Since Neptune was her sister and stuff.
The night is hot and steamy, just like during your honeymoon.
The next morning, Histoire is staring at you as you're waking up.
She looks pissed.
[] "Are you pissed?"
[] "I did my work! I swear!"
[] "What's the problem? We got shares! Lots of them? Why are you staring at me like that? WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING? STOP JUDGING ME! STOP STARING AT ME! WE DID NOTHING WRONG! NOTHING WROOOOOOOOOOOONG!! STOP STARING AT ME WITH THESE EYES!"
[] Go back to sleep.
>>135539946
Neptune is pregnant - Calling it-
>>135539946
[X] "What's the problem? We got shares! Lots of them? Why are you staring at me like that? WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING? STOP JUDGING ME! STOP STARING AT ME! WE DID NOTHING WRONG! NOTHING WROOOOOOOOOOOONG!! STOP STARING AT ME WITH THESE EYES!"
>>135540454Shut up.
video games
holy shit why is neplunker so hard, you literally die from jumping
>>135541245
Welcome to old games, kiddo.
>>135541245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sf_6Kf7dBM
>>135539946
[X] "I did my work! I swear!"
Is it just me or does
>[] "I did my work! I swear!"
>[] "What's the problem? We got shares! Lots of them? Why are you staring at me like that? WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING? STOP JUDGING ME! STOP STARING AT ME! WE DID NOTHING WRONG! NOTHING WROOOOOOOOOOOONG!! STOP STARING AT ME WITH THESE EYES!"
seem almost identical but the second is a far more dramatic
>>135521075
Super Noire
Hyper Noire
Ultra Noire
>>135540454And she's carrying my child
>>135541376
Only a sadistic mother fucker could make such a thing
Nepgear is a good girl.
>>135542036
A good girl who deserves a good older sister
>>135542036
Nepgya is a better girl
>>135538643
Someone on /agdg/ was working on this but it never got anywhere, no download.
>>135542365
I wish Lady Vert would be my older sister
>>135544419
>you and Vert will never endlessly spoil one another
>>135544345
Even though you dashed my hopes... thank you anon, I need the truth
5pb was sexy. Will we ever see her again?
>>135544419
>>135544574
Good.
I love not seeing Vertfags get anything they want.
>>135544936Never.
Goodnight, nepgen
>>135540614
>>135541395
Gotta have to call it a night. Sequel tomorrow.
Good night 'n' stuff.
>>135545359
sleep tight blanner
>>135544574
I don't think I could know how to make Vert happy, i'm a really good cook but that's about it
>>135545104
I remind myself every night
>>135545438
And I don't get a goodnight kiss too? You're mean.
>>135545628
You had more than enough kisses already
>>135545584
>I don't think I could know how to make Vert happy
You could try being a little sister.
Aside from that, I don't think you could do it.
>>135546047
You could dress up like one of the people in those butler bars she goes to while playing games with her...
>>135546528
>implying anyone here is ripped enough to be pleasing to the eye as a naked butler
>>135546743
well if they want to make Vert happy they are gonna have to get ripped enough to do such a thing
Best HeartGreen Heart
Why doesn't this CYOA Anon go to Akun or some shit?
>>135547116
Best Heart? Best Heart.
>>135547116I agree
>>135547496
Noire's breasts are better than Verts
>>135547116
>>135547496
>Perfect Heart
>Best Heart
>Great Heart
What do we have for Blanc?
>>135546743
I can do it! I've got swimmers bodybut just need to cover my face!
che rudeza postea """""""""""""""""annoyed nep"""""""""""""""" jasjajsajkajsjakjaa
>>135547873
Waifu Heart?
And for Plutia?
>>135547873
Greatest Heart
Congrats on maybe getting a game, Vert.
Hopefully Dengekiko can find a place in it too. She already has the SAO inventory.
>>135548301
>Waifu Heart?
It works.
>And for Plutia?
Mary Sue Heart
>>135548301
Irredemable Heart I guess
Or Irresponsbile Heart
Or Irritating Heart
>>135548587
CUTEThat's new right? You are back?
>>135548301
Irate Heart.
>>135548301
Painful Heart
>>135548465
Stop posting that shitty shop
>>135548301
Irresistible Heart.
>>135549010
>big tits, fat bottom Blanc
Why is this so good?
>>135549010
okay, that one looks far better anyway
>>135548717
>Irredemable Heart
I like it.
What about Yummy Heart for Peashy?
>>135549512
Well either that or YEAAAA DEM TITS Heart
>>135549512
Worst Heart seems like a better fit.
>>135549163
Because it's double not real
IS IT TIME?
>>135549841
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>135549841
It's always real neppy hours somewhere
If I wanted to enter this series with a game that wasn't Rebirth 1 or MegaDimension VII, what should I play? I'm not too worried about the story.
IT'S TIME
GREETINGS FROM CHILE <3
>>135549829
I could have sworn White Heart had a pretty nice butt
>>135550259
>you will never party with nepgenners during nep hours
>>135550365
Mk.2/R;B 2, it's the one that starts the ongoing canon of the seriescaptcha was 911, nice
>>135549841
yes
real neppy hours continues
real neppy hours never end
Sorry guys I can't play its bedtime, enjoy real neppy hours without me
>>135551769
No true scotsnep has a bedtime
How nep are you?
I'll give Rom the best time of her life. I enjoy Rom.
Gamindustri gets invaded by another dimension like it but the goddesses there are all PC related
Steam, Origin, etc
I'll make sure Ram never gets bored. I relish Ram.
>>135550523
Well, you were wrong.
>>135548301
fluffy heart?
sleepy heart?
>>135548587
Ssssssssaved
>Perfect Heart
>Best Heart
>Greatest Heart
>Waifu Heart
>Irredemable Heart
>Yummy Heart
What else we got?
post cropped neptunia lewds
>>135553935
NSFW
>>135553189
Make alternate Gamindustri the Western Market so you can change the CPU's personalities
>Blanc censors herself, never curses and memes like Neptune in a sugar rush
>Vert pretends to be "in" to appeal to the masses
>Noire is still Noire
>Planeptune is now Steamland
>>135553935
I can't get this girl out of my mind. All day, every day, my thoughts just drift to her.
Send help.
Or cute Nep pics.
>>135554898
do not lewd rei, rei did nothing wrong
>>135553189
>>135554673
These ideas are terrible.
If anything, a universe where Makers run the show and there's a lot more nations would probably be far more interesting and could flesh out these underutilized characters even if its alternate universe versions of them.
You could even also have a Nep maker since SEGA's out of the hardware biz.
>>135554938
>>135555073
That's exactly why you should lewd Rei
>>135554673
Or just male them appropriate depictions of the companies
Blanc would not censor herself, she would censor everything lewd or violent in the media by government law
Girls and men would also not be allowed to show skin in public. Old school, from 1960, swimsuits at the pool.
All under the guise of protecting the children when in fact it's just Blanc wanting to dictate who gets to see what
Vert would constantly try new things and deviate further and further from gaming to the point where people are basically only following her out of youthful ignorance and visual appeal. She'd be extremely envious of Blanc, too.
Noire would create a nation where everything is expensive. Taxes are sky high, everything costs an arm and a leg and is needlessly cutting edge despite almost nobody being able to use this cutting edge tech.
Neptune would run a country that is in shambles and has less than 1/1000 of the people living in other nations, basically like a ghost town. She keeps pushing out the same rehashed products and fucks them up every time because she doesn't know what she's doing. She's also deeply jealous of Blanc since the old days.Suddenly everyone is extremely unlikable
>>135555167
>You could even also have a Nep maker since SEGA's out of the hardware biz.
Literally Older Nep is this
Is Nepgear good?
>>135555167
>A universe where makers run the shadow
SENGOKU NEPTUNIA 108 (Title in all capslock to make fun of sengoku basara and suikoden)
>>135555420
She is evil... Nepgya is far better
>>135555073
NEVA
>>135555420
Yes, she's a cute and diligent girl that anyone would love to have as part of their family.
>>135554938
Don't worry anon, i'll call a doctor to take care of you
reminder to buy an Uni because she is best nep
http://vita.corgiorgy.com/
>>135555631
I want Nepgear to be my little sister. I would spoil her sometimes and let her take care of me sometimes.
>>135555941
I want Uni to be my little sister. I would act out oreimo doujins with her.
>>135555853
This one?
>>135556113
Just in time, anon over there is in need of help, you gotta do something doc!
>>135556332
>>135556113
I just need my dose of Nep and I'll be okay!
>>135556113
I would like some physician-assisted suicide.
>>135556430
>>135556467
I got a drawing laptop. I'm going to work towards drawing so that I can draw cute Neps.These aren't Neps.
>>135556065
>oreimo doujins
The only thing that show was good for
Still mad
Any idea of now much neptunia U will cost?
>>135557189
Probably $30
I feel sick guys, pls help?
>>135553935
>>135557328
Accept Compa's treatment
>>135557326
I hope not
IT's just a spin-off, with almost no plot, and you can beat it in just 6 hoursStill fun, kind of repetitive
>>135556637
B-but these feelings are just feelings of love!
I don't need a doctor!
>>135557504
I am willing to bet it will be $30, regardless of if its a spin-off or not. Though there will likely be a sale after it gets released.
>>135557790
Oh... Then there will just be a prescription for a few cups of pudding
>>135558085
Doctor, Doctor, give me the news.
I got a, bad case, of loving Nepu.
Didn't Noire have a move that looked like Savage Wolf Fury in HDN1?
Why can't she get that back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP_QauvoeWU
>>135557478
O-Okay then..
>>135558174
...There is nothing anyone can do anon... Your love for Nep and changing song lyrics to tell me about loving Nep is untreatable... Just accept it... I did
>>135553185
>>135553383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2BjjF7lim0
>>135557910
If it's like the other releases, it should be half-off when it first comes out. I'm hoping for $20 since it's not as much gameplay as the Re:Births, but i've got a bad feeling it'll be $30 like the rest.
>>135479851
>>135480107
>>135480358
Really?
>>135558556
Guess I'll just have to live with it and love her even more to compensate.
Though I don't know if that's possible.
>>135559226
NOWAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>135559226
ohhhkay, random crossover
and this is from a guy who has aMonster MusumexNightmare on Elm StreetxKFCpic
>>135559440
>>135534382
Beru for lifenot to imply that Blanc and Neptune aren't perfect as well
Neptune and Plutia are yoga partners!
>>135560797
>>135534382 here
Buran for life
But yeah they are all perfect in different respects.
>Leaving out noire lol
>>135560908
I wonder if they can do Yoga Fire or Yoga Flame?
>>135560797
None of the characters are perfect.but I love Neptune dearly anyway
>>135561470
Noire is cute, she doesn't deserve the hate she gets.
Oh uhh hey /nepgen/, didn't you see there haha..
Its me /kfg/, ho-how you guys doing?
>>135561828
When are the Nep models going to be in KF2?
They were in KF1 and I miss them.
Get them, then we can talk.
>>135561765
No she doesn't, I don't get why she gets the hate
>>135561904
They're being worked on, stay tuned.
We'll be getting a crossover soon anyway, so look forward to that!
>>135559440
>>135559550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss_Jf9ZQK8
>>135559440
>>135559550
Hope it's something real good.
How do we contact someone from CH and get the people's elbow added to Noire's movelist?
>>135557326
Ouch, 30 USD is expensive when converted to my currency108,7 reais
Neptune and Plutia are jogging partners!
>>135563581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
Onee-chan, wait up!
*smacks Gehaburn*
>>135563132
I wanna see the Neps in WWE 2K16.
>>135561923
Because Noire is a bitch
Thats why
>>135564328
>Noire's a bitch
So she has a Black Heart?
>>135561904
King's field?
>>135564508
Killing Floor
post more cute neppy neps
>>135564101
5 more minutes...
>>135564328
>Nicest nep in the cast (aside from Compa)
>actually cares for and works hard for her people
>a bitch
How? 'cause she plays the straight man to some jokes and tries to get people focused when the world is at stake? Pssh.
>>135564761
They're fusing!
>>135565274
Into Big Neptune?
Did I fuck up? I can't invest into any nation anymore in V2. I just defeateddark orange CPU in Ontario Corridor.
This is Nepgear.
>>135565749
>This is pure evil
Fixed that for you
>>135555921
Left my browser tab open just to listen to the ED.
>>135565749
Get Holy Sword end instead. Nothing feels as good assaving Uni from Noireat the last possible moment, andyou even get to keep the items you beat out of Noire.
>>135565375
Nep has huge legs
>>135565749
And nothing of value was lost.
>>135566214
Kangaroo legs
>>135566474Wallaby legs
>>135566474
I'd say more like a Wallaby
>>135566564
>>135566608
What's a wallaby
>>135566663
"A wallaby is a small- or mid-sized macropod found in Australia and New Guinea. They belong to the same taxonomic family as kangaroos and sometimes the same genus, but kangaroos are specifically categorised into the six largest species of the family."
>>135566208
Tehepero
>>135566608
>>135566663
>>135566796
WALLABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
j a m p u
Switching seemly between VII and RB;2 on my vita via remote play.
Nep heaven.
>>135567256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfuIXSpMysg
>>135565375
I want to run my tongue up the length of those legs. They aren't quite as good as Noire's, but goddamn.
>>135567735
...Damn you anon... now I want to do that really bad
Where the butts at?
>>135569508
Only big Neptune, Uzume, K-sha, C-sha, and S-sha have decently modeled butts.
>>135569508
>>135570162
It might be due to all the post-processing covering things but V-II sure looks nice from all the screenshots I've seen.
>>135570326
It does look pretty nice. There are some rough spots for the framerate when you're on certain maps, like the Mario 3D World-looking maps in Lowee. It usually runs pretty well though, more than well enough for a turn-based JRPG.
>>135570992
Do you have any -sha asses that anon keeps talking about? I want to see how they stack up to the old models.
>>135571419
I don't have any on my computer, but I do have a Uni.
Hopefully someone else took screenshots. I haven't paid a ton of attention to the -sha models.
>>135569508
>>135571864
Noice. Noice.
>>135572892
Double thedead___
>>135573087
No, you're dead.
>>135570992
I never had any hits to the framerate at all outside of the Zero Dimension sakura map at night and the NEXT forms.
>>135559226
What am I looking at here?
>>135573360
Wrong webm, I meant to post this one.
>>135570992
>Mario 3D World-looking maps
Those were honestly my favorite new stages, and had the best music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HubJEA_vxlk
>>135573619
>best music
>not a remix inspired from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF522Q4k9t8
>>135565749
>>135573794
>momus's charm
>momus charm
>two different items
Is there any way to get my neps to look good in goddess form without gimping my stats? I always end up having to mix and match modules.
>>135574313
Yeah.
Remove everything.
Place camera so that you're looking at their asses.
Fap.
>>135574373
>without gimping my stats?
First play though on this save file and I'm playing with hard monsters on.
>>135574313
I just use Violet, it always seems to have decent to good stats on Neptune and looks nice.
I like white as a color though.
>>135574521
Why is there a guard on that katana.
>>135566796
>Big Nep is a wallaby and Nep is a kangaroo
>even though kangaroos are bigger than wallabies
Why can't CH do stylized graphics as good as CC2?
You guys wouldn't actually fap to neps right?
>>135574918
I tried.
>>135573491
KlK parody
>>135574918
no
not even to Vert
>>135575071
a part of that one scene from Kill la Kill with mr NUDIST BEACH
Requesting Rei version of this dank new meme.
>>135575276
No
Someone draw the Kooz doing pic related
>>135575567
No
Someone draw Vert doing pic related to Blanc.
>>135575772
No.
Someone draw Vert displaying as Mukuro.
>>135574918
Yes, every day
>>135576012
Is this a new DAL or FFF
>>135576012
No.
Someone draw Blanc beating the crap out of the twins at Mario Kart.
Since we're going to make a new thread soon, anything we should add to the pastebin before doing so?
>>135576381
please add a note that neps arecute not lewd
>>135573619
>>135573724
Here's a custom alternative:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rbI4xsR49Q
>>135576381
VII translation difference
Archived arguments of why Noire is gay and NepNowa is totally canon
K-sha guro
Poor English
>>135576543
That goes in the OP, not in the pastebin.
>>135576597
Hi nepnowayfag.
>>135576679
He's obviously pulling satire.
someone pls draw flat chested vert and noire
Whose bull do I have to prep to get news on V2's PC release?
>>135576725
>"I was just pretending"
>>135576864
Are you serious?
>>135574918
>not fapping to neps
>>135576818
I'd really just like news on who is doing the editing for megatagmension.
>>135576381
You can't add stuff to guest created pastes.
>>135576924
It's PHR shitposting again, just ignore him
>>135576760
Small Beru is out there, but there aren't many of them
Could we call this arare Vert
>>135576990
You can create new pastes with added stuff.
>>135576942
>>135573724
>>135576589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h713YJI3v8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MkX3z_MqZE
>>135577136
Or let the person that already have one that can be edited, to edit it.
>>135566980
>flat ass
>bulge
>>135577396
No, nobody is done with anything, no matter how much you spam this, nobody is gonna use a guest paste.
>>135577318
But you're an autistic brat. You STILL haven't removed that v2 translation difference link, despite the fact it was completely wrong about v-ii.
>>135577496
Sorry, nepnowayfag, I can't hear your autism over the sound of that thread using a guest paste and thus proving you wrong. Again.
But you're used to it.
>>135577496
>nobody is gonna use a guest paste.
Funny, I could've sworn that's what we're doing right now.
>>135577532
I'm not the one with the account, just saying a paste without account is useless.
>>135576589
>>135577294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_sNIXYBBjY
>>135577712
Just saying you're wrong.
>>135577835
Then tell me how you can edit it without changing the link everytime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ
>there are retards in this thread that would give the pastebin to a single individual
You moron forgot what happened to the last one. The bitch in charge of it pussied out and erased it. Do you really want nepnowayfag to do the same next time it'll get its dumb ass banned?
>>135578018
Are you too stupid to put a different pastebin in the OP each time?
Are you mentally challenged? Honest question.
>>135578018
Oh no, we'll have to use a new Pastebin link every time we update it, the horror.
Still a better alternative than some autist holding the pastebin hostage because he doesn't like people disagreeing with him.
>>135578105
>>135578193
It's a lot of work with simply compying the OP from the previous thread without having to change anything.
And what people disagree with him? Wha the fuck are you even talking about?
>>135578193
This.
The pastebin is too much for one person, it must be easily edited by everyone to prevent the autists from deleting it.
>>135578328
>It's a lot of work
Niggah what
How much of a lazy motherfucker are you? I can't believe that, you have to be some sc/u/m shilling nepnowayfag, there's no way you're this retarded.
http://strawpoll.me/7109434
>>135578487
Have the decency to say what it's about before posting it like you would dump a shit.
>>135578334
A guest pastebin can't be edited.
Goodnight nepgen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE&ab_channel=ramiendoche
>>135578603
No shit retard.
Which is why it's a thousand time better than nepnowayfag's : even if one motherfucker tries to erase it, we can just roll back to a previous version.
No matter how much you beg, whine and cry, Guest Pasta>>>>>>namefag's pasta
>>135578715
But you don't understand.
Nepnowayfag has to be in control of the pastebin, it's his inalienable right as part of the yuri defense force.
>>135578715
It can't be superior if the link changes everytime and nobody is gonna save all the previous links.
Nobody.
The only solution is creating an account and everyone in the thread has the password, so everyone can edit it.
>>135578865
>and nobody is gonna save all the previous links.
Good thing the archive does that for us eh?
>
>>135578863
>it's his inalienable right
10/10.
I entirely swallowed the bait, chewed it, puked it back and then stomped it before thinking you might be trying to provoke me.
>>135578865
>The only solution
But that's wrong, you fucking retard. That's not the only solution. In fact, that's the worse solution, because then any sc/u/m can vandalize the pastebin.
You're retarded, your ideas are shitty, and a guest pastebin is objectively better to whatever bullshit you can come up with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlgIYNuRDac
hello videogames?
they said this was supposed to be videogames
>>135578702
>posting Risafranku 420 like the generic bitch you are
>not the superior Raiburari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVtvv3UH9LQ
>>135579025
If you were smart you should know that pastebins with accounts can be reversed to previous versions.
It's like you have never used the website.
>>135579061
There's no video games
Only memes
>>135579061
Before you build an house, you have to build the fondations. And we're currently making sure no scum can ruin it.
>>135579126
>implying that will fix nepnowayfag throwing a fit
Yeah, that sure did great when the former moron in charge of it threw a fit, heh? You drooling imbecile keep shooting yourself in the foot, that's impressive.
>>135579141
help me it's
it's just too memey
>>135576942
Did someone say D?
>>135579231
Vert caught the NOWAUUGH
>>135579214
It's like you aren't reading anything.
Everyone with the password, it's the account of the whole thread, it's a case completely different to the clever previous person in charge that you call moron.
>>135579339
Still completely retarded. It turns the pasta into a wiki page.
Using a guest pasta is objectively better, no matter what retarded excuses you come up with.
At least have the decency to admit you're wrong, but we both know you'll keep shitposting just because you don't like being irrelevant, so I'll just ignore your autism and keep using guest pastas to keep nepnowayfag from shitting on all of us.
Go lick its ass if you like it so much, sc/u/m, but do it elsewhere.
>>135579046
JUST NEP ME UP FAMSY
>>135579516
>implying it's not Nepnowafag pretending to not be Nepnowafag to try to get the thread to take him seriously for once
>>135579516
What's wrong with a wiki page now?
>>135579620
That wouldn't be below him, and that shitlicking retard isn't an illiterate fuck, so I doubt that's nepnowayfag being a retard, even if his retarded questions make me doubt so.
Next thing you'll see, he'll keep playing dumb.
>>135579620
>failing to imply that you're all just getting neckbearded on by some memeing little shit
>>135579748
>>135579694
>playing dumb
Nailed it.
I finished RB;2 for the first time! Time to do new game plus for conquest end. Out of RB;1/2 I definitely like 2 better. The fourth character makes a huge difference.
>>135579913
don't let anyone spoil the fun for you
>>135579905
So, there's nothing wrong with it, then.
>>135579913
>Out of RB;1/2 I definitely like 2 better
We disown you.
>>135579958
I loved nepgear, I'm not sure why people hated her, but loved uni. All neps are great anyways. I want to rush to RB;3 victory but I'm going to do a few more runs to savor it before moving on.
>>135579913
>Out of RB;1/2 I definitely like 2 better. The fourth character makes a huge difference.
Congratulations, you have actual taste.
>>135580156
Nepgear is fine. You will find out why people don't like her after a few more playthroughs, but you will also learn why those people are mistaken.
>>135580156
So many artefacts. Save it as a PNG next time.
>>135580156
Why are Uni's breasts the same size as Nepgear's?
>>135580332
Because 1. Uni isn't transformed, and 2. Nepgear has a wildly varying bustline
>>135580282
>The fourth character makes a huge difference.
The biggest fault in RB;1 is limiting you to 3 character in a game about 4 goddess, it doesn't even begin to make sense. You would think 4 would be the natural number.
>>135580418
So symmetrical docking is possible?
>>135580458
Finally some cute bonding time between Nepgear and Neptune.
>>135580458
>>135580538
I love seeing Neptune and Nepgear love each other
>>135580496
>symmetrical docking
This is a terrible meme
>>135580458
>"Sis, I just posted the nepnowa thing again on N-Chan!"
>"OMG Nep Jr.! They fall for that one every time! Anonymous is gonna get rekt with a capital hashtag!"
>>135580458
R;B1 has that bullshit for two reasons
One is that HDN1 had only three party member slots. The other, real reason is that Felistella is a terrible company and the original JP version of R;B1 ran like complete dog shit on the Vita with only 3 party members and they literally could not have 4 or else things would melt down. They had to call in outside help to make R;B2 possible and get an optimization patch for R;B1 out.
>>135580603
>OMG
>a goddess swearing "oh my god"
>>135580702
>>135580603
I can hear them say it
>>135580702
Someone didn't play PP
>>135580305
>Nepgear is fine
Is this the new "is Vert okay?"
>>135580603
This is why we need Iris Heart as a moderator. There will be a lot less shitposting with her around.
Umio is a good nep
>>135580538
>>135580568
Sadly they are sexualized too much. I mean i love the lewds as well, but sweet stuff is nice too.
>>135581028
I'm not into incest. I just like seeing neps acting as family.
And most often, Nepgear is treated as a maid while Uni is treated as a kid. Only the twins are treated normally by Blanc.
>>135581028
The official art strikes a nice balance. I'm sure we wouldn't all be fans of this series if we didn't like how Tsunako and her staff handled the art.
>>135581028
>purple heart
>drinks some classy cocktail
>purple sister
>just orange juice lol
>>135580967
Hope that's enough.
>>135581253
Orange daiquiris are a thing you know.
>>135581253
>classy
She probably got it as a gift from some rapper
This stuff tastes like candy. Neptune would love it if she were allowed to drink.
>>135581482
Honestly he is probably some nerd that has never seen a women drink. He woundn't know.
>>135581354
What are you trying to say with that picture?
Time to make the new thread.
Anything to add to the pastebin?
>>135580967
>>135581354
>>135581579
They got to protect this and the next thread from any future arguments and garbage posting.
>>135581685
Too early, desuwa.
good night, neppy memers
>>135581778
I wouldn't trust a cute little soldier like that with anything.
I'm sure even I can easily disarm her.
>>135581685
>>135581935
Make it last till post 750.
>>135581935
>>135582139
It's ready.
All we have to do is hit autobump.
Зaпoлни пpoпycки!
>>135582280
No, you can't send her to the goulag.
>>135581117
>Uni is treated as a kid
How is this not family-like?
>>135582280
PURU WILL CRUSH YOU
>>135582139
>>135582210
Let's use these posts wisely.
>there are people that wouldn't spank Segamin's bratty butt
FUCKING SHIT
>>135582843
>shit just got real
>>135582843
I forget when this scene plays, is it part of one of the OPs?
Are you ready?
>Walking down the street
>A black man darts past you, slaps your butt, and steals your purse
>Suddenly this green woman flies in, tackles the black man and handcuffs him
>You are so shocked that you are unable to move a limb, but you can move your mouth
What do you say?
New thread:
>>135583090
>>135583090
>>135583090
>>135583247
Thanks, Obama.
Here is the true new thread :
>>135583284
>>135583284
>>135583284
>>135580372
The autist nepnowafag made another thread nearly an hour early to try and prevent being cucked, yet was still cucked by two people.
This shit writes itself, I swear.
>>135583420
>>135583264
These two threads use Nepnowayfag's pastebin. Ignore them.
>>135583472
I'm actually going to ignore you, PHR.
>>135583420
More like nepnowayfag made two threads instead of one. How deeply pathetic.
>>135583420
Just ignore that piece of shit. It's trying to stay relevant, but everyone is so tired of its shit by now.
Except the shitsucking sc/u/m, of course.
>>135583839
>>135583635
>>135583472
Do you honestly think you're fooling anyone? Seriously. This suggests you're not just trolling, but actually autistic. Like, genuinely.
Ah, so this is how /nepgen/ dies...
>>135583931
I like how defensive you are. It says a lot about you.
>>135584020
>inb4 "MU MUH MSPAINT"
>>135584136
No, not even. He just fucked off. Can't stand the heat, I guess.
>>135584349
Watch out, he's going to ghosttrashtalk you.