/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

We need to talk about higgus

lonely boy seeking life advice ls airport..

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2nd for more 80's and 90's cars

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Make San Andreas Great Again

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>has ghosted you
L M A O

>>135565634
Say fuck it Anon.
There are certain people that are always going to push the limits. And fuck it gets you across that line. That ability to push past the rules. A lot of people like it safe. You don't get credit for being safe in life. You didn't take any risks. Well to take risks, you've got to go fuck it. Most men who met their wives it was a fuck it before they went up to her. It was a moment where, she won't talk to me but fuck it. I've got to just take the risk, put myself past what I would normally do. And there are certain people in life that live in the realm of the edge and everything else is boring, but how do you do it? I can not possibly. You see mountain climbers. Those mountain climbers are saying fuck it. It can hurt you or it can harm you. You can say fuck it and kill yourself. You can say fuck it and ruin your life. You can gamble too much. It's that danger. It's that edge. And in that edge, which is so dangerous and so profitiable on the other side, is where creation lives. It's where it all happens. Whether its taking a risk on that thing or you making a mistake and driving to fast and killing yourself. That point where it happens that's where everything happens. If you don't ever go there you just live a different kind of life. Some people need it. You've got to go fuck it.

7th for why are you guys so shit at actually shooting people?

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Hi friends

how can I do jobs online with people for money? I would like to buy a yacht.

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Just found out that you can crash through the glass at the movie theater, this amuses me.

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>>135565782
Are you back in the crew yet?

>>135566101
Never ever coming back

>>135565882

Don't buy a yacht, it's just a useless money sink outside of privacy prevention, after afew times you will use the bar and the tub then never use em again, ontop of that you will get $1200 in addition to your regular houses taken from your bank account to pay for the yachts "services".

t.rused yacht owner.

>>135566348
Good. That makes it better to play something else.

>>135566076
you can also crash through the bus stop windows
also the telephone booths
i don't think there's any glass in this game shatters instantly (besides bottles and windows if you aim through them)

>>135565882
why the fuck would you want to own a yacht lmao

anyone can just land on your yacht while you aren't there and chill on the deck until you show
up

literally paying to be kuck'd

>>135565882
Yachts are retarded, I would only recommend buying one you've got hackerbux, otherwise you will be incredibly disappointing.

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>>135566348
Weren't you supposed to be talking it over with holo?
What happened?

>>135567161
>>135565882

Even then, plenty of excess HB. The extra services fees add up if you spend too much time in freeroam.

>>135565406
Daily Reminder that 4chan is populated by Autists with ZERO impulse control, who have no friends in real life thus have no idea how to interact with others. So don't be surprised or act indignant when you are inevitably stabbed in the back when you play with them.

Join GTAG at your own risk

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>>135566348
>>135568246
>>135566626
I'm rejoining right now, getting tired of pic related thinking it's "ohh soooooo very funny" to kill me
of course, it's funny until I start flinging shit where shit is due
I never wanted to come back, so blame literally pic related

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Daily reminder that if you play as a woman you might as well order your hormones and makeup already

>>135568905
>I'm getting killed, better join the crew even though I never wanted to in the first place and didn't really want the attention this whole business is giving me, not at all

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ho boy

>>135568748
i love when people get stabbed in the back and rage
very funny

>>135568905
>1 vs 1

So you attacked him first, sounds about right.

>>135569259
I'm deleting the notice of Nessi getting kicked now.

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>>135568905
>>135569259

>>135568905
What do you do when you see a random player?
You kill instantly kill them.
This case is not any different, deal with it.

Oh wait, you couldn't deal with it, that's why you went crying to your friends to add you back to the crew.

>>135569667
If you guys are in a crew there shouldnt be any reason to light them up, unless they are shooting at you. Kill shitters in jets and insurgents not randoms minding their own buisness youre the reason gtao has such a shit community. PSfag that only kills people if they are acting like faggots and actually have conversations with randoms like a normal person.

>>135568905
Just like it's oh so funny to kill holo? Crew killers are not welcome and you will not last

>>135568905
All I was doing was the dumb kill the VIP minigame I wasnt trying to make you mad

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Post your license plates boys...

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This was posted a few days ago

>>135565882
Sauce?

>>135569667
are you implying stuff? even outside the crew I treat all crewfags like .... crew, and im getting tired of getting my face shot up by that one pest the past 2 days

>>135570257
what do you mean last? I will not last? come again?

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>>135570806
Pic is dedgen because It's all I had on mobile.

>>135571246
You will not last

why do you guys avatarfag so hard?

i understand making your guy or tranny look decent but you fucking make it appear like it's some kind of fucking fetish, it's disturbing

>>135571678
They don't have enough attention in real life so they seek it in an anime image board.

>>135571678
Remember when you played with dolls as a kid (yes you played with dolls as a kid, don't lie)? Well it's kinda like that.

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>>135572058

is there an group of people here that aren't desperate for attention?

>>135572171
No matter how I say yes it's gonna look like I'm desperate for attention.

>>135572171
A person not desperate for attention wouldn't bother posting at all

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Freemode events would be 200% more fun if they disallowed Insurgents and Kurumas

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wew lad

>>135460304
While not an R34, the Stratum is basically an R32 Stagea, which is just a station wagon with the GT-R's RB26 and ATTESSA-ETS.

>>135466126
>TRD N2 Futo
Gimme this NOW.

I also have a couple questions. So the Armored V12 Schafter shows up with 4/5 armor upgrades already installed. If I get 5/5 on a non-armored shafter, would it be the same effect? Is the armoring just for show, essentially?

Also, my internet has been shit for a few weeks. It's fixed now, and I wanna get a Monroe. Who wants to pacstan with me tomorrow at some point? I can't host it atm, but I'm down to do pacstan however.

>>135572902
and buzzards and jets.

>>135570815
>Random anonymous post
ok?

>>135572391

no anon, that's a loner or someone who doesn't like discussing shit about a game that's somehow so fun to play yet so broken. just like payday 2 before overshill fucked it

avatarfagging and trying to make your chick look "cutey" and spamming them like your begging isn't discussing the game.

>>135572138
it's kind of like that just i didn't obsessively take photos of my dolls doing sexual shit or owning whatever bad guy that was in my head as a kid.

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>hot property comes up
>guy in an insurgent picks up the briefcase
>attempt to kill him and die, give up
>1 minute before the event ends he invites me to be a bodyguard
>get 4500 because he won
Sometimes things turn out alright

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>>135573505
whats a hot property

also did anyone else play that new game mode where you hide in the dark and then get warm goo forcefully pumped inside you when the guy with the shotgun finds you?

>>135574015
Hot property is basically capture the flag but with a briefcase

Is it normal for randoms to invite you to their VIP group just so they can kill you?
I don't trust randoms.

>>135574340
It's uncommon, but I've seen a few orgs where the VIP is just killing bodyguards because they spam right next to him, and its usually with the M134 or assault shotgun

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>stopped playing after heists were shit
>came back now, like 100 years later
>play for like 2 hours and I'm bored already, at least 1 of those hours was spent creating a waifu character and then masturbating to her
what is there to even do in this game?

>>135575058
nothing stay gone

Dropping by to say this has been my favorite game for over a month. Shouts out to GTA V

>>135575947
thx mr r* employee

>>135575947
runt

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>>135575058
>masturbating to gtao characters
if you're gay you can make some pretty cute guys but almost ever chick looks like a mutant tranny doomed to have a jennifer lawrence face for eternity.

>>135576127
desu having square jaw is preferable to having a face that looks like a squashed donut

>>135573101
No, the armor edition model actually makes it survive 2 rockets.

If anyone's Heisting and needs an extra cuck I'm always down

SC: ShigshamGigsham

>>135577061
survive 1 you mean?
the second will make it ded

who was recording the comfy at lsia?

post wembs

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>>135575058
>tfw ive spent like 7million in clothes
>could stare at the highlights and hair combinations forever
>wish gta5 had black desert online character customization
>everyone just yells at me constantly for taking too long to change clothes and chucks grenades into the clothes store

>>135576127
I can confirm this

Crew killing session when?

>>135580521
Going on right now, just join soemone and start cuckin away

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The new AK pistol is the tits.

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>vehicle access STILL doesn't have any options for organization
I just want my bodyguard pals to be able to ride with me but not some random fucker

claim your crush gtag

>>135581826
you

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>tfw someone borrows your car and it comes back missing a wheel
I didn't even know this was possible

>>135581826
Lewdyuri

>>135581980
WTF SORRY
GO GO

>>135582191
thats your car? jesus its heinous and

>t20

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>>135581826
moopoke

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>>135581114

>hotline miami clothing

>1970s, early 1980s land yacht

nice car though

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>>135582191
Turns out it was so damaged the game actually considered it destroyed even though I could still drive it
>>135582381
I think it looks nice
>not having a t20 for when you absolutely positively need to get somewhere as fast as possible

>>135582809
>having a shit t20

>>135582809
why do you need to get somewhere as fast as possible in a game where theres so little to do?

>>135582949
Show me yours then loser
>>135583083
If you hate this game so much why are you in the general?

>>135583201
I don't hate the game mate. I just think that its a little lacking and curious to why you'd min-max one of the few things that is enjoyable in GTA

>>135583201
well it's not ugly, i just dont like it. certainly better then the randoms

>>135583301
I don't always use the T20, I see it as more of a tool than a car to enjoy. But when there's a package to be picked up I don't want anything to stand in my way of getting it so I grab the t20.

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is menyoo safe to use now?

>>135583670
If you don't want to get banned, don't use menus.

>>135582624
gta5 is severely lacking in the 80's vehicle department.

Only one I can even think of off the top if my head is the Futo

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>>135584207
And the Primo, how could I forget.

>>135584207
Is the Ruiner an 80s car?

>>135584492
thats 90s stfu

Why are Kuruma and Insurgent drivers always really bad shots? They always take at least 20 seconds to kill someone and that's after they've repeatedly rammed them off the road and gotten into point blank range but they still have issues getting shots off.

I will come online again in 11 hours.

>>135584919
I will be waiting for you <3

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>>135584679

its 80s, fuck your dumb meme

>>135584537

yes and a damn good car too.

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>>135584537
>>135584537
Yeah that too.

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>>135575058
bump for answers

what is there to do

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>>135584679
Shut up nigger.

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>>135585349
>those pants/boots with letterman jacket
>fox mask

>playing in public lobbies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVS6PANfv2o

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>some anon just got some guy to measure his dick

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>>135587039

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>>135587039
>some anon sent some anon his dick pictures

>>135587039
oh yeah. i did that.

>>135581826
aurora
who is actually a girl

>>135587380
too bad blater has claimed her already
wish i was a top dog of gtag so i could get all the cute girls

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>>135581826
probably digital or aralich

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>>135581114
Literally me

>>135588126
How'd you get in Franklin's house in Online?

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>>135575058
Playing with friends

wow gta5 offline is fucking boring lol i beat the main storyline in like 4 days then got bored

>>135588318
It's actually a custom deathmatch a friend of mine invited.

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>>135588126
step up nigga

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>>135581826
Snapdragon x Me

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just gonna dump some shit and have everyone yell at me about it next morning

>>135588826
>Zootopia.jpg

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>>135588826

>>135588826
motherfucker, i keked nice and hearty
yes i changed the filename

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:^)

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>>135589183

>>135589513
9k is nothing, why did you think this was a worthwhile post?

>>135589707
because i trigger aurora with that car.

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>>135589635

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>>135589932

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>>135588116
you look familiar...

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>>135588126
Only because I'm never playing GTA5 during July 4th for the wolf mask.

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>>135590790

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>>135591278
last one
for nowooooh spoopy

still not banned :^)

>>135591846
forgot tripcode :^)

>>135591846
>>135591918
good to know

>>135591997
thanks ryu :^)

>>135570827
it's an edited scene from Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko

>>135570815
Kek, that was me bud
I just said it as a joke

>>135588116
>probably digital or aralich
aralich is mine
MINE

>>135581826
Crimefighter

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>>135592621
pfft
he's mine

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>>135592818
You're already dead

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>>135593072
fight me

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>>135593157
let's settle it at the skatepark then

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>>135593274
let ara decide

With insurance costs being back, and menus and hooks working and shit, what's stopping people from just draining your bank account and sending you to bad sport now?

>>135574015
that sounds like something i might enjoy

>>135575058
all i do is hang around in free drive lobbies .. wait for some retard to kill me first, then hunt him down killing him over and over until he leaves the game

>>135581114
have you seen zootopia? and how fun was it?
joke aside - ak the new AP pistol?

>>135595010
New AP pistol only on bikes.

>>135581826
literally every single """""""""female""""""""" character in this crew looks like utter dog shit so none

you may think i'm memeing because I used the more than 1 quotations meme but i'm not

>>135595010
>>135595039
>AP Pistol
>Implying the Machine Pistol isn't better
Git gud.

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>>135595109
>I meme'd but I didn't meme

>>135595131
can you use mini ak while driving?

>>135595460
Apparently you can use it only on bikes.

>>135593893

> Getting bodied

>>135576127
I'd go gay for vanilla.

who here not putting armor on his cars?

>>135596427
Me why even bother people are going to use welfare launcher or sticky bombs to destroy PV anyway

Just a con to make you send more money

>>135596427
That's fucking stupid anon.

>>135587626
Why do people think there is anything between us? or that he's a girl

>>135596549
>not feeling the need for speed

>>135596836
But you don't go faster without armour. I'd say armour only helps you go faster considering it helps mitigate damage to wheels and shit in the off chance that you do crash.

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The ban expired and I still have 6 Mill, a Yacht and a bunch of Supers on my garages. One of them has all the Benny shit fully upgraded too. Can't wait to sell all that trash.

Thank you, R*.

>>135596984
>But you don't go faster without armour.
except you do

>>135597343
oh hey it's me

>>135597410
[Citation needed]
It only affects weight, and weight does not actually affect speed.

>>135597495
no it's me

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>>135597495
>>135597660
No, it's Becky

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>>135570806
props to whoever gets the reference.
>>135581114
Nice government plates
>>135581826
Claiming best twink

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>>135585898
That's not the Primo, this is.

I'm buying another Stirling GT so that I don't have to have the retarded wheel on my freeroam Stirling GT. Is that stupid or not?

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>>135592684
No. Rethink that.

>>135598931
If you want to go full tryhard on racing, sure.

Don't forget to make it 0% armor, no bulletproof tires, default suspension and all that shit. Because those cars are useless beyond racing.

>>135600683
>Don't forget to make it 0% armor, no bulletproof tires, ... and all that shit.
But those help with races mate. Armour helps in all races considering it mitigates damage so you'll have to respawn less, and bulletproof tires help in the on GTA race you do.

Got the suspension as well just because though.

>>135600683
>default suspension
Why

>>135600765
Then make two racers, one for regular, one for GTA.

Armor supposedly adds weight and bulletproof tires have less traction.

>>135600880
Low suspensions make the car oversteer.

It differs from car to car, some have terrible understeer and the suspension fixes that, but most cars are pretty much okay with the default one, which makes them oversteer with the adjusted suspension.

>>135601073
>Then make two racers, one for regular, one for GTA.
lol, that's fucking retarded. Just for bulletproof tires?

>Armor supposedly adds weight and bulletproof tires have less traction.
What the fuck are you basing that on? It's completely retarded mate.

>Low suspensions make the car oversteer.
Dude, how many baseless claims can you make?

>>135601073
>bulletproof tires have less traction.

yeah i'm gonna need a source for this one

>>135601151
>What the fuck are you basing that on? It's completely retarded mate.
one of the devs has confirmed that any form of car armor reduces speed by 5%

>>135601151
>What the fuck are you basing that on? It's completely retarded mate.
On shit others have posted on various sites over the time GTA has been. I don't trust it much myself, which why I said "supposedly", so call your autisms. Mate.

>>135601151
>Dude, how many baseless claims can you make?
Suspension one is, however, true. Try it yourself before you make any baseless arguments yourself.

>>135601285
Provide the source please, because tests prove otherwise.
>>135601307
>Suspension one is, however, true.
Provide a source then please. Clearly you have seen tests that prove this.

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>he doesn't use the Kalahari in Sumo
Plebs

>>135602731
Played Sumo and once my teammate used a Kalahari. Fucker got pushed in so hard that after the first loss he just straight-up drove off of the roof on the next rounds. Brawler is a good counter to T20 and Liberator fags.

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>>135602860
Only true masters can tame the Kalahari.

>>135581826
not even trolls would claim me cause they dunno my name

Applying for PC crew, SC is autism.bux

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>>135600574
heh <3

>>135581826
Me

Im gay

When I bring up a clothes menu, there's a star next to "design t-shirts" as if there was something new, and it stays even after I scroll through all of them.
Am I missing something?

Also any new on some weekend event that would get us some limited t-shirts, caps or some other stuff?

>>135607658
>Am I missing something?
nope
I've had it since PS3
and no you can't get rid of it

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>>135581826
>mfw unclaimed

>>135608459
you seem qt, I will claim you anon c:

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Do you like webms /gtag/?

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>>135609356
>crosshair

>>135609437
this

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:^)

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Now is time for some moderate comfy.

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>>135609437
>>135609702
Why not

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>>135609865
look mane you want let me cum race you i gets big money like that i eat yo ass like groceries senpai desu
>mfw

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>>135609356

>>135610113
what

>>135581826
whoever has good memes

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>>135610218

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>>135610197
Would you be such an upstanding gentlemen to invite me to a race of that caliber and allow me to make such wealth as you have I will partake of your buttocks as if I was eating from my pantry person of close relation to be honest.

>>135588826
>>135589183
You forgot your trip again m8. We just had this conversation

>>135608459
>also unclaimed
Let's claim each other anon

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>>135610143

>>135610376
Look at the cash winnings again. See how I was the only one who got dramatically increased winnings? Yes, this only works on the person with the client.
I would if it were possible.

>>135610623
well how do i accomplish this and on a scale of 1 to banned for 2 weeks how risky is it.

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>>135610506

>>135610871
you gib email, i'll send you the shit needed
and it's not risky

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>>135608459
>>135610480
iktf

>get told character looks pretty good
>nobody claims it

>>135610281
tfw you drive a meme but nobody is willing to call it one

>>135611178
enjoy your lostboy, anon

>>135611178
Nice youtube lance

>>135611353
ty familia tbph

>>135611178
Sent :^)

>>135581826
tfw too insecure to claim bestfu

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>>135611558
i know right undiscovered talent there is a stream too

>>135609356

On android w/ chrome I can't open webms inline on the page. I have to open it in a new tab like some fucking pleb. What do you lads use to browse on mobile?

who the fuck is bsigoo and how does he have a rat loader without a bed

>>135611732
Lightning.

>>135611730
tfw you check VODs but aren't in them

>tfw your Snapmatic selfies have the wrong aspect ratio/are stretched

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>>135611815
>tfw you take the perfect snapmatic selfie to use as an avatar on SC

Is there anyway to intercept the selfie picture and replace it with something else? (Custom Image)

Like with Steam Screenshots where you can upload anything by replacing the files in the folder.

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>>135611914

>>135612117
The reason it works with Steam is because you store the screenshots locally and then upload those files so I doubt it.

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>>135612252

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>>135610927
>freddy120 killed higgus

>>135612550
Not even with some cheat-engine?

>>135612669
Theoretically it should be possible but the amount of work and knowledge to do it is too high

>>135612669
The closest thing I could think of would be making your crew logo a picture you like and smacking that on somewhere. If you want to use any 512x512 image as your crew logo just let me know, I can change it for you.

>>135581826
debbie.

>>135612862
Could you just post a guide on how to do it?

>>135613245
I can't. I use a paid service and that's the only working method I've seen after rockstar fixed most everything you could do. I'm embarrassed about paying for it but I try to make the most of it and change people's emblems if they want.

>>135591918
are you requesting to join
>>135592029

>>135613470
gtaemblem? I might hit you up later

>>135613548
Yes.

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>>135613503
requesting to join what??

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wow it's fucking nothing

>>135611625
when exactly do i hold space?

>>135613920
m8 i just emailed you about this

>>135613709
>Lowriders custom classics week
>none of the cars or benny customization are discounted

thanks ********

>>135613990
>75% off bobbleheads, plaques, column shift levers
it's very random and small but it IS benny customization.

>>135613709
Stilt houses probably don't count for 10 car garages, right?

>>135613964
i know but i tried it 3 times at differnent times it didnt work do i do it before i even finish the race

>>135613709
>nessa

>>135614134
Why would you want a stilt house anyway? They're so awkward in every way.

>>135614183
>race
this is for sumo senpai have you not listened to anything i've said in this or past threads?

>>135614221
Same reason I have a yacht. I won't actually use it, and just keep some stupid cars I never use in it, but it's different.

>>135581826
Nay, for it appears my desire for companionship with the lovely creature that hath stolen my heart shall go unrequited and I therefore dare not speak her name so that I may attempt to cauterize these deep wounds my heart hath suffered thusly. Alas it is that I shall spend the rest of my days in desolation and darkness, for once the sun has set, no candle can replace it.

>>135614320
If you're never going to use it and only keep cars in it it'll functionally only be a garage, and it's very badly positioned for just keeping cars in, plus you're paying much more for the novelty.

>>135614134
I think they probably do.

There are only two stilts that aren't terribly located

>>135614514
Technically I will use it a few times for non-car storage. To walk around and shit. I don't think the negatives outway the neatness of it really, if I'd want one of the cars I'd store there, I'd just call the mechanic.
>>135614545
Neat.

>>135614494
Who is it

>>135614723
pixlefox

>>135614221
Stilt houses are a nice, but expensive, compromise between the cozy atmosphere of a 6-car house and the functionality of a 10-car apartment.

The Conker units are the best. 2044 has a nice driveway that's legitimately useful for parking PVs without garaging them or putting them at the mercy of the NPC drivers.

>niggus

>>135609356
>ARAAAAA
kek

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nice going rockstar

>>135615045
I haven't kicked higgus yet because I like the shitposting he causes

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>>135613503
>>135613663

>>135615126
>being arbitrary

You do realize that's a negative trait in crusader kings 2 right?

>>135615605
Negative. Positive. It's all relative.

>>135615605
If someone kicks him someone else will just let him back in. This is the future you chose.

>>135615816
As we've shown by taking nessi back getting kicked doesn't mean a damn thing

>>135615045
>guaranteed responses

someone pls claim me xDDD btw I have a crush on a tranny here but I'm not telling Xddd let's school rp lollll FER TRANNIES ONLY!!! XDD

/gtag/ in a nutshell

>>135615923
>>135615816
or you could just make a new crew with tighter security

>>135616051
enjoy your stay or fuck off

>>135616051
Let's yiff

>>135616051
Fairly accurate.

>>135616051
>Nobody loves me: The Post

>>135615117
not their problem that you have shit pc

>>135616056
if I made a new crew it'd have 0 security. Everyone would be muscle so that nobody can kick over some pussy nigga shit

Anyone got mods working for new patch?

I need $ bro.

pls

>>135616262
nigga the game was working just fine on version 1.32

>>135616315
You could give people the illusion of status and prestige by making them higher ranks but restrict their actual privileges to the same ones that muscle gets.

>>135615117
that looks so shit i could draw it in gimp and it would look better

>>135616396
yes and it's still working just fine
your gpu/cpu is just dying

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>>135616051

>>135616575
i dont think so cos my gpu just werks™ when playing any other game

>>135616874
RUN PRIME95 AND SEE IF IT'S YOU'RE cpu THEN :^))))))

>>135616369
Just play the damn game nigga.

>>135616874
as of patch 1.33 rockstar implemented a better anti-faggot filter.

it overlooked like 5% of the people before.

eval(

>>135616403
Now there's a good idea

So who wants to hop on PS4 in a little bit and do pacistan with moi?

I can't host yet, but after that initial one I can.

I'ma head out to my car to finish listening to a podcast and smoke drugs, but after that I'm down.
poke me on psn if yer interested.

>>135616403
>>135617363
I'm sure rockstar will get right on that and rework the shitty crew management system to make such a thing possible

Also a question: would anyone recommend the Brawler or Kalahari? I've tried the stock Brawler in a race/test drive, and I kinda like the look of it. But I already want a Monroe as well, so should I add the other two to my shopping list?

>>135617915
prepare to get b&

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>>135617759

The monroe is really fun to drive, and the Kalahari is really relaxing to drive but I wouldn't say it's competitive (if you care about that)

>>135617915
Good riddance.

>>135618437
my non-menyoo friend is getting it too
>>135618508
:^)

>>135617759
if you like the aesthetics and don't care about competition then buy it

>>135618437
>>135617915
>>135618541
When you are banned it is an instant screen no matter what you are doing, or right when you try to get on for the first time after the ban if it came while logged off. RS game services and other errors have nothing to do with it.

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Post your psychiatric report.
You did finish singleplayer, right?

>>135618707
i know, i was joking since they use mods

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>>135618468
I've had a Monroe before; I enjoyed it, but never used it much. I tried it again recently and fell for it all over, so now it's on my shoppin list.
And yeah, I dunn need competitive; Though it'll be tough to choose what I keep in my comfy 6-car garage.

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>yfw double barrelled shotgun auto fires the second round

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higgus is cute!

>>135618915
I didn't buy that shit.

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>>135618468

>tfw when driving your monroe fast around the roads of blaine county as space oddity plays on self radio

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>>135618923

>>135618990
>>135618468
I'd love to have like, a Ferrari Testarossa-ish competitor for the Monroe. But they're prolly saving that for GTA6 in Vice City. Because how could you do Miami/Vice City without a Testarossa?

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>>135618796

I wish i could have saved my original report from dedgen.

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>>135619250

i'd want one too anon, but then i'd start sperging at all the neo-80s dorks cosplaying.

at least we got the stinger. god bless the stinger, only thing better would be an austin-healey type car so i can pretend i'm in the music video for everybody wants to rule the world

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>>135619250

I would honestly buy a shark card if R* added a testarossa

>>135619496

It's a shame it's not the Vice City stinger, but it's still great

Yo jens are you still up for the heist?

>>135619010
>rank isn't 420
So close yet so far

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>>135619603

we need more cars from the 70s/80s/90s or better mods for current cars, the fact there are no mods for the rancher xl is an insult.

that or they could fix the game but this is rockstar we're talking about.

>>135618915
>he duzzen want more dakka

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>>135582242
You must be a very masochistic person. Maybe we could hang out when I get my motherboard.

>>135619912
no lewd things please

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>>135620281
>no lewd things
Do you know who the hell I am?

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>>135618796
This is from my most recent playthrough where I used a trainer to speed through for 100%

>>135620453
Did you and crimefighter break up

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post moare webmes faggots! pls

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>>135620607
no

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>>135617759
Since I live in this thing. I would recommend it.

But you have to have the right mindset to drive it. Otherwise it will just become another useless car in your garage.

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>>135620812
No, you get screenshots.

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hi friends

what kind of things do you all do on this game

>>135621421
i want to do cmm over the weekend

>Get on GTA
>Humane Labs heist finale invitation
>"Viva, you're gonna get 10% cause you haven't done the others with us"

Fucking jews, dude. Why bother sending server wide invites instead of their other heist dudes from before?

>>135621263
>reshade

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>>135621421

>drive around and have cheeky bantz, admire the 3 year old game that actually has held up ok. AKA be a comfyfag
>car meets
>Have drama because there seems to be those kind of faggots everywhere here.
>sumo
>starting to do game modes abit more
>heists
>bully randoms in game and take over lobbies.
>purge kurumas
>bully nessi