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Developing console versions with embezzled funds and BURN GDC edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically decrease the stability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=top+gear+mexicans
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive!)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/ (mods still in development and WIP)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png (1.0.5 deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
Snek BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, scatterer-san, and planes are also welcome ITT. Gay snek weddings definitely are.
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>>135406459
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun
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>>135406665
No soul
No personality
No reason to be hereIf you're just joining the thread, this anon's name is angry anon and we are going to break him and it is going to be spectacular
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Your honor, it's clearly the case that the developers always openly invited piracy to the extent they could within the forums they were speaking. For you see, they knew they would never be able to complete a finished, marketable game, so instead they took in all donations as profit and then worked as charity for five years, slicing off little pieces of corporate profit as paychecks and bonuses and contracts no lawyer ever laid eyes on.
You see, they are still working on faith -- faith that money will continue pouring in the bank, and that, your honor, is what makes Squad's use of tax shelters, misappropriation, deception, malfeasance, embezzlement and fraud totally legal. KSP was never meant to be a finished game.
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>>135406773
Pretty sure that's Snek again, he got procedural parts when he updated to 1.0.5.
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>>135406665
>building explosion effects are still significantly better than rocket explosion effects
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What's GDC?
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>>135407675
Game Developers Conference, KSP is there at the Razer, Microsoft and Flying Tiger booths.
Bet it's the ONLY thing at the FT booth as well.
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>>135407761
FT has simply got to be a front
>pour millions in
>have developers being funded by early access investments develop game
>force people who funded development to rebuy game
>book FT profits as 100% revenue
I bet Max thought he was smart when he set this and Deported bv up. Too bad he got his ontology mixed up and felt the need to brag about his deception in order to feel accomplished and fucked the entire sheep in the process.
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>>135407407
>adding building explosions in a game that hasn't left alpha
I swear to fucking god someone should just get on a plane and murder these motherfuckers
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>>undefined
Neat
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>>135407346
I have a pet spider :^)
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>>135407278
It's not and I didn't and space is fun Kerbal is fun Squad is fun
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What just happened? I saw a post (deleted now) that was blank and had:
>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined
For it's date/time/post number and then part of the thread got duplicated
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>>135409158I added something for youand forgot a comma
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>>135409063
Spiders don't count
What else do you have?
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old thread is rapidly shrinking, I think they're gonna bring it down to 725 posts then delete this threadreminder GDC is tonight
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>>135409231
Glitch of some sort
Usually I only see this happening in /utg/ for whatever reason, I believe this is the first time I've seen it happen anywhere else
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.20 WHEN?
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never forget how naive we were
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At least Badie is just lazy instead of Evil
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Did I remember correctly or someone very affectionate with the whole burn squadcast/gdc stuff threw a tantrum when someone made a thread 10 posts too early a few threads ago?
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>>135411065
Hey, look, an angry voice appears!
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>>135412391
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>>135410468
Is that badie?
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>>135412481
>dumb fucking impact font meme
>made on imgur
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>>135412523
bet ur ass it is
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>>135412692
>made on imgur
>made
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>>135412732
How do you know that?
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>>135412850
It's from her twitter
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this shit looks literally unplayable.
https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/710180617401425920
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>>135413505
>https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/710180617401425920
>instant yellow clock on launch
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>>135413505
I don't know how you were able to spot differences with the PC version, let alone judge if the thing looks playable.
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>>135413841
>has to use an on-screen keyboard to type
>playable
Pick one.
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>>135413841
the part highlighting technique will be clunky and useless, as you can see from the way it lurches around, and he was literally unable to make a fairing and just gave up and launched
then the launch was off target and the UI takes up 80% of the screen now.
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g-guys it's t-totally p-playable
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>>135414038
>that background
Did they book the booth yesterday and is it in the back of the Denny's across the street?
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>some tweakables are symmetry independent, like unlocking steering for wheels.
>part highlighting technique seems to be entirely focused on a centralized stack
Not enough info to call it yet but I can already feel the lack of QA clusterfuckery on the console versions
Sure is ironic a game developed within a new economic model designed to allow transparency and openness between developers and early investors has led to a incomplete version being developed on a console in complete secrecy with no input from the fanbase on differentiation between pc and console and no use of the fanbase to beta test the early versions even though the game itself was borne out of the idea that fans and early investors should be kept in the loop and involved.
And as long as we're pointing out mental discontinuities, let's examine exactly how FT's business model could possibly work.
Either they are being paid a flat fee for the conversion, or they have been promised a percentage of the profits from the console versions. In fact, the second verison is the only possibly legal one, as if they were paid a flat fee for the conversion, Squad would be double dipping on profits by making the PC funders fund the console versions.
So, let's assume they get a percentage of the profit and are working "for free" (which we know isn't true based on the length of time 1.1 has taken and their casual admittances that the devs have spent time working on 1.1)
If FT were working on this legal model, we would have seen or heard from them by now, as they would have a vested interest in promoting the game so they can maximize profit.
Any anons wanna tell me what I'm missing here?
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>>135415330
>goes for certification
>before PC QA is over
>before PC experimentals and pre-release entirely
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>>135415483
What version of the game are the console ports based on? 1.1 or 1.0.5?
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>>135413648
Looks green for me.
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>>135415483
>signs contracts with sony nintendo and wii
>before even looking at the certification requirements
>>135415330
*casual admittances that they devs have spent time working on the console versions instead of 1.1
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>>135415956
they claim 1.1,math doesn't add up though
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@catfucker, this is for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tgz6UUEffT
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>>135415330
>In fact, the second verison is the only possibly legal one
Are you literally retarded or are you just pretending?
>If FT were working on this legal model, we would have seen or heard from them by now, as they would have a vested interest in promoting the game so they can maximize profit.
Have you ever seen anyone other than the publisher/owner of the IP advertising a game?
>Any anons wanna tell me what I'm missing here?
A brain
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>>135416817
>responding seriously to bait
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>>135416756
Is that a cat cumming while purring?Regardless, I still got a boner just from the purring
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>>135416946
I can't help myself
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>>135416817
I see a lot of anger here but not a lot of substance.
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>>135416976
https://youtu.be/eLMDO1fiYns
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>>135417378
I don't know, that's kind of a weird-sounding purr
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>>135417378
>100 decibels
My cat is listening to this video and freaking the fuck out
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>>135417301
Wait, let me formulate the post again so you can understand
- on what basis the first option would be illegal?
-same
-same
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>>135417378
Just imagine that motherfucker coming to you in the morning while you sleep and purring like that in your ears.
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>>135417145
You're an idiot.
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>>135417586
>- on what basis the first option would be illegal?
Hey look, it's a sentence formatted by a Euroslime.
Paying to develop a product with donations from a different product is considered Fraud in the first world, anon.
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>>135417998
Now go pick the definition of donation and tell me how it applies to people paying for a game.
And no, those are not investments either.
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>>135414641
>you now realise that Squad's primary business before KSP was making booths and interactive electronic displays for other companies
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>>135415330
>Squad outsourced console KSP development to Flying Tiger.
>Flying Tiger out-Squadded Squad and have been sitting on their thumbs all year raking in the cash
>tfw FT were the ones embezzling
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>>135418738
hey that's better than whatever
>>135418191
is trying to justify...
"money" "doesnt" "just" "magically" "appear" "if" "you" "use" "different" "definitions"
Squad is committing fraud, tax evasion, embezzlement and is lying to children about their dreams.
Let me guess, that's okay because they're mexican and the world has been doing it to mexico so now it's okay for Mexico to get back at the world, right?
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>>135419172
Why are you not suing them and getting your money back?
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Please stop responding to him ffs.
All you do is fuck up the thread.
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>>135419427
:^)
Burn GDC, anon.
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>>135419172
That's ok because there is no law anywhere that says that what they are doing is illegal.
Get over it, Perry
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>>135419172
>go to store page titled "Store"
>click "Buy" button
>"It doesn't count as buying if it's in early access I only donated REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>135419839
It's almost like something blatantly false is bait or something
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M'snakey
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>>135420141
Silly!
Why are the eyes so milky?
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>tfw no qt satchie gf
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>>135419839
The crux of the argument has nothing to do with buying versus donating versus investing, I just dropped that in as bait to throw angry anon off the trail.
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there is no business model FT could possibly be operating under that isn't fraudulent in some way.
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>>135421175
>i was only pretending to be retarded!
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>>135421327
What pets do you have?
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>>135420141
Cute!
>>135420607
Shedding.
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>/scg/ dropped off the board entirely
kek
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>>135421908
hey at least I don't need to pretend to be an American to fit in :^)
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>>135423485
Was that the Scam Citizen General? Sometimes they merged with Elite Dangerous General.
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>>135426038
/edg/ died ages ago, I think.
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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
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>>135426658
hi snek
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>>135426873
Why reply to him here? He posted before.
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>>135426658
>screenshot69420
I'm not quite sure if this is a joke or you're completely mental.
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>>135427768
dude 420 BLAZE IT 69 le sex number
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>tfw your friend likes cats because they can only handle being on the receiving end of abusive relationships
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>>135428352
>tfw your friends likes dogs and is basically retarded
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>>135428352
For every bully there's a person that gets off to being bullied.
Isn't the world a marvelous place?
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>>135428567
>being so mentally damaged as a result of abuse as to believe people who like dogs are retarded
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Can anyone tell me what should I change here so Kerbin isn't completely covered in clouds?
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>>135427031
I see someone is keeping track of the /kspg/ social register
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>>135429116
>not being mentally damaged
>in kerbal severe psychosis general
lmao what a normie
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Okay, let's settle this debate for once.
>captain
Picard > Janeway > Kirk > Archer > Sisko
>second in command
Spock > Riker > T'Pol > Kira > Chakotay
>doctor
The Doctor > Crusher > McCoy > Bashir > Phlox
>opening
Voyager > Enterprise > Next Generation > The Original Series > Deep Space 9
>main ship
Voyager > Next Generation > The Original Series > Deep Space 9 > Enterprise
But to be fair, the Enterprise E is best ship, but that's not in the series so it doesn't count.
>series
Next Generation > Voyager > The Original Series > Deep Space 9 > Enterprise
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Often times in other boards a "age, sex, job, salary" thread pops up and there are usually a few people that always accuse the OP of being some kind of data miner.
What gives? How could someone use unverifiable data taken from 4chan of all places? Is this a meme or there are legitimate reasons to believe someone is trying to harvest valuable data for unknown purposes?
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>>135430519
>>series
>Next Generation > Voyager > The Original Series > Enterprise > Deep Space 9
Made a little error there myself.
>>135430640
A tin foil hat is always a good idea. We live in strange times.
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why didn't i just fucking nuke them
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>>135430745
Yeah but I mean, I'm trying to see the logic behind that.
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>>135431154
Simple. Verizons smart cookies, or whatever the hell they're called, tracked you no matter what, even on an Argentinian basket weaving discussing website, such as 4 chan...
They've been doing it for years, look it up...
Just imagine all the other hands your data passes through, and how many companies pay to see what you do, just to display you targeted adds.
And then take solace in the fact that you don't even see those adds, because you use adblock.
You do use adblock, don't you?
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Mexicans won (again) the first place of the Robotchallenge 2016 (most important Robot competition in the world)
https://www.robotchallenge.org/robotchallenge/resultate-2016/
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>>135432269
Doesn't explain how someone could rack up valuable data by being on one end of a thread where people from all over the world can post and possibly say all kinds of bullshit.
Your cookie scenario would work if you are being tracked on your own computer, but how would that work from OP's side? How can OP (even assuming OP is posting as an employee of a big comms firm) make sure that the things people write are true and verifiable?
I don't know, it seems to me that your idea raises more questions than it answers
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>click on link in game launcher
>internet explorer opens
>2 tabs
>link I clicked and some idotic start page
>pop up opens if I want to set up IE or if I want to do it later
>close pop up
>page full of advertisment
>pop up opens if I want to make IE my default browser
>close pop up
>close IE
>pop up opens asking if I'm sure if I want to close 2 tabs
I've seen it all.
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>>135430519
>>135430519
>Chakotay
>after Riker
>even after T'pol
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>>135426873
Hullo
>>135427768
A joke, because the filename was already taken on my phone and I don't like overwriting things
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>last sentence in the third option
Oh man, I've been waiting for something like this since I founded this great nation
Time for Zoophilistan to live up to it's name
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>>135433587
>based sexy beard guy
>super cute vulcan
vs
>space indian
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>>135434273
Yes
YES
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>>135434273
>>135434504
Lel, I already allowed that ages ago.
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>>135434528
One step closer to mandatory zoophilia for all citizens
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>>135434504
Delete this
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>>135435923
Hey, I just legalized gay marriage too
You should be happy that the fags in my country can marry each other, even if I don't let them adopt
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>>135436008
>f word
DELETE THIS
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>>135436168
Hey, I'm a fag too
Granted, I'm only gay for animals, but you can't say that a guy that sucks dick all day isn't a fag
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>>135436327
HE SAID IT AGAIN REEEEEEEE
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>>135436512___
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>>135436512FOG
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>>135436512
Do you sometimes touch your bf's benis?
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http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/16/11246488/ula-brett-tobey-tory-bruno-sexist-comments-blue-origin-aerojet-rocketdyne
What the FUCK
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>>135437948
>this man directs one of the most important, if not the most important aerospace company in the world
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>>135437948
How is this even remotely sexist? I don't even get it.
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more evidence Bezos has bribed and coerced his way into US history
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>>135432967
Sorry for late response, but here goes, actually, I'm gonna type this on the puter, once I'm done smoking, gimme a min.
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Is jeb bush autistic?
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>>135439770
seems it, but trump also seems like that guy from tard camp on South Park,
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>>135432967
ok so here goes...
>Doesn't explain how someone could rack up valuable data by being on one end of a thread where people from all over the world can post and possibly say all kinds of bullshit.
doesnt matter if its bullshit or not, an IP is an IP. so if they can target that IP with ANY kind of data that they might be interested in, its worth money. http://www.dslreportscom/shownews/Concern-Arises-Over-Verizons-New-Sneaky-Stealth-Cookie-131034
i deleted the dot between dslreports and com.
finding out what age group, or sex, or job, or income alone would do well, but combined, it is a gold mine...
>Your cookie scenario would work if you are being tracked on your own computer,
you are. period.
>but how would that work from OP's side? How can OP (even assuming OP is posting as an employee of a big comms firm) make sure that the things people write are true and verifiable?
OP wouldnt give a shit if its right or wrong. its still data to sell tagged to an ip. or in worst cases, a UIDH.
and dont even think that just one company is doing this.
>I don't know, it seems to me that your idea raises more questions than it answers
it seems to me youre blissfully ignorant, and like it that way...
ever heard of room 641a?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_641A
t. telecom employee
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Good night, /kspg/!
I hope you all dream well.
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>>135440819
Can you talk about CPNI?
Also any horror stories?
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>>135436890yes
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>>135440819
so the hypothetical data miner OP is not actually getting any data by himself, he is just allowing someone else to track your answer directly from your computer?
jesus christ this is advanced fuckery
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/kspg/
Redpill me about Wireless Electricity
http://www.pcworld.com/article/3019437/ces/hands-on-with-witricitys-wireless-charging-for-laptops.html
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>>135442240
>not using guided wave transmission anywhere it's practical
It's like you hate efficiency.
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>>135437948
>attempting to get extra clicks for an obvious gender-bait article
why
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>>135441130
>customer proprietary network information
forbidden, sorry. why would anyone want to share that anyway?
>horror stories
eh, people die in my line of work, but only due to mistakes. heard of a guy a few years back that repsonded to a call to down lines at night or some shit. the guy was setting up his truck to fix the problems, and his truck came into contact with power. being that our shit isnt insulated (from power) the truck became energized, and therefore found him as the path of least resistance.
consequently it blew his feet off. he is lucky to have survived.
>>135441661
yep. just like everything else on the internet, always question it. even me...
oh, i should note, that room 641a shit... my crew and i once went to install a fiber optic cable into a bank from two directions once (whats called a ring) and were unable to push it into the building through the pipe all the way. hours later, the bank manager reluctantly let a single man into a room (supervised) not on any drawings to take the fibers in, and then pass them through to the room they were supposed to go to.
creepy shit.
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>haven't failed any contracts
>been taking multiple two-star rep contracts
>reputation has actually dropped from 14% to 13%
what the fuck is this bullshit?
"ready for 1.0" my ass squad
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>>135441385
I knew!
>>135442240
Let me be a fucking smartass and tell you.
Everytime you charge your handy or laptop using a charging cable you use wireless eletricity.
The electricity from your plug has to go through a transformator and goes through a coil. That coil is next to another coil and "sends" it's electric energy into the other coil, without any wires connecting them. So the connection is wireless, but with a wire connecting both end.
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>>135443768
WHAT THE FUCK
just saw that declining contracts loses you rep now
sorry for not wanting to rescue 500 kerbals from orbit in a row you retarded mexicans
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How do you do spoiler text on clover? I don't see a button for it.
Or do you have to type out the spoiler tags manually?
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>>135444286
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>>135444584
I'm using the new version and it doesn't have those buttons.
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>>135442240
>You can imagine a future where your entire desk is a charging pad and the only effort required to charge your laptop, phone, eReader, and smartwatch is to put them down.
But what if you spill something
Also, I like the subtle Apple shilling
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>>135445140
Forgot pic
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>>135445403
Can you link me to the store page for the app?
Oddly enough I just tried to look for Clover and it doesn't show up anymore.
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Oops.
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>>135445562
Nevermind, I just googled it and it looks like the app was removed from the store because it violates rules on pornography
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>>135445395
Yeah, It's a shame nobody invented waterproof materials and coatings yet
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>>135446490
>>135445403
if only there were some sort of web based interface one could use instead
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>>135446847
What if you drop something on it?
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>>135447131
What if you drop something on your computer/phone/tablet/glass table/car?
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>>135447423
Dropping something on your computer is different from dropping something on your desk
And glass tables are stupid anyway
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>>135447113
Dude have you tried using the mobile 4chan site for more than 10minutes?
It's a fucking pain.
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>>135447591
If only there were some sort of device better suited for web-based interfaces one could use instead
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>>135443978
>declining a contract
At least throughout all my lows and lows I never once fell so far as to need to get validation from a random text generator
>>135447591
You have no idea.
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>>135447527
Well you pay more fucking attention and, if you really can't help yourself, you don't make your whole desk out of a wireless charger.
>>135447664
Are you the same guy from like two days ago that didn't come to terms with touch screens?
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>no qt bf to play simulation games with
why live?
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>>135447664
>someone makes a shitty mobile version of a site
>it's the phone's fault
Ok
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>>135442240
imagine a coil of wires, next to another coil of wires, and then charge one side with ac voltage.
because of inductance, the uncharged side coil of wires will be electrified with power now.
its how power gets trasmitted to your home, the top wires (usually around 7k volts, low amps) are fed into a transformer (grey round can atop some poles)...
this intro voltage is in a coil inside the transformer. and the output coil is much more tightly wound, which steps down the voltage, but ups the amperage.
it is quite possible to create this same effect on a flat surface, as it has been possible for years to steal power from the power company just by laying one (or a few) extension cords directly parallel to the power lines above. although nowadays they can catch the gaps with the RFID meters, so its kinda pointless...
inductance is a helluva thing...
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Which graphics engine would Scatterer run best on? DX11 has a bunch of bugs that made me uninstall the mod...
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>>135448089
while the idea of "redpill, redpilling, redpilled" etc is fucking retarded pol-tier dialogue, it has a pretty specific meaning that you clearly don't understand.
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>>135447664
adwords.blogspot.com/2015/05/building-for-next-moment.html?m=1
Get with the times gramps, it's been a while since mobile traffic has surpassed PC traffic.
Google is even lowering the pagerank of sites that don't have a mobile version because of this.
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>>135447935
>>135448072
>>135448889
Literally the only thing touch screens are better for is on mobile devices
If you have access to a mouse+keyboard, you will always go for that instead of a touchscreen, unless you're a moron
Smartphone/tablet shills pls go
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>watching north korean documentary
>flying minmus mission
>forgot to reattach solar panels except one
this is gonna be a long one
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http://libraryofbabel.info
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Divisible by 3: Play witcher
Else:
Evens: Continue watching this enron documentary for an assignment
Odds: Play Ksp
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>>135449625
I sorry mister
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>>135449625
Witcher 3 it is! This game is getting a bit tedious, though. I felt the same about Witcher 2 after a while.
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Evens, play KSP
Odds, finish Starship Troopers and Leviathan
0, kill myself
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I'm starving yet I'm not hungry
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>>135449353
>Literally the only thing touch screens are better for is on mobile devices
Yeah no shit
>Smartphone/tablet shills pls go
Liking a generic device without using names is shilling now. Ok.
Anyway I'm in bed right now and my laptop is literally sitting closed right beside the bed.
Phones are superior for casual internet browsing, there is no debate to be done here.
If you have an aversion for smartphones then I'm sorry for you, but they are getting better at doing every mundane shit by the day, whether you like it or not.
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>>135450098
>Anyway I'm in bed right now and my laptop is literally sitting closed right beside the bed.
But why
I use my laptop in bed all the time, it's the comfiest thing ever
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>"You have to"
Listen to the very last thing scott says:
https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/710240249549422597
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>>135450348
"How're you finding those controls?"
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>>135450318
It's because you don't like smartphones, because if you did, you would know that laying on one side, tucking yourself under the covers and casually browsing the internet with one hand is 100x more comfy than using a laptop.
You even get self adjusting screen brightness for that added comfiness.
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>>135449945
deep
>>135450348
wew
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>>135450527
This needs a penis shafted photoshopped on like pronto
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>>135450658
Browsing the internet in bed is about one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever done
After about 5 minutes my neck, wrist, arm, or some combination of the three gets tired/starts aching no matter what position I'm in
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>>135451060
*shaft, thanks autocorrect
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>>135449582
So I used the image thing, looked up an image I had, and tried to copy the ID so I could post it here
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>>135450348
How do you fine-tune those controls
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>>135451109
I don't know how you can end up like that, I'm perfectly comfortable in pretty much any position I could try for reading on a phone, and it's not like I'm working hard to avoid pain.
I just lay down however if feel comfortable, pop out the phone and read.
You are missing out m8
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>>135451323
You can bookmark images.
http://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/imagebookmark2.cgi?babelia_frthadvncmntfhmnty
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have you ever encountered an ass so fine it fundamentally changes your life?
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>>135452020
Not really
I have encountered a dick so fine that it's done that, though
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>>135452020
Carnal pleasures are ephemeral and not important
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I'm starting to realize I don't actually have any actual friends in real life.
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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Alright homies, lets get drunk!
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>>135234039
>>135452895
>replying to 1 year and 150 day old posts
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>>135453174
>tfw only a pinch of whiskey
Fuck this
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I would like to alert the thread to the fact that I am indeed smoking the marijuana
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>>135454978
dude memes lmao
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>>135454978
ayy weed lmau
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>>135454978
dude ayy lmao
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What criteria make up a good place to die?
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>>135453174
>>135454978
>getting intoxicated
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I really can't wait for the Wii U version of KSP
This is my favorite Mexican indie game.
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>>135455619
>being sober
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>>135455546
>No atmosphere
>Lonely
>Cold
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>>135455701
Yes
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>>135455678
kys
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>>135455810
Hey look it's the roadmap for KSP
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>>135455810
It would help if it was on the dark side too.
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>>135455919
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>>135455810
>tfw you will never live on an atmosphereless body
>tfw even if you did, your bones'd turn to talcum powder
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>>135456041
>you will never have the privilege of letting space turn your bones to talcum powder
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>>135456007
Nigga, where are the stars at?
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>you will never nuke a city from orbit
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>>135456171
And since all of the Apollo missions landed on the near side, where that pic was taken there should be enough reflected light from Earth for the ground to be visible
>>
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>>135455810
while looking for a source for this image found this, thought you guys might find it interesting.
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/files/03-Whitley-Explanding_the_Definition_of_the_Lunar_Exploration_Scenario.pdf
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>>135456778
Are you telling me that the Moon is brighter than the Earth?Well, it probably is, but a half Moon is more than enough to be able to see around you, so a full Earth is probably enough
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evens, funky ommelette
odds, burger
zero or nine, wildcard
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>>135453836
Ha, you missed one!
I wouldn't have known if you hadn't linked it.
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I honestly hope humanity never manages to extend it's corruptive reach to the Martian biosphere any more than it already has.
We are a cancer
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>>135459054
You're deluded, we're the best critter ever. Have some pride, are you a Bern-victim or something?
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>>135459054
>literally just alt tabbed from the original Doom to see this post
huh
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>>135459248
Humans are the planets only moral actor, hence humans are by default the source of all evil. Thus a world without humanity is a world without evil.
Checkmate, philanthropes.
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>>135459248
we pollute our own reserves, elect the most vile of us to lead, and we kill anything and everything around us intentionally and unintentionally
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>>135459478
Best we gradually move the majority of our activity to a lifeless rock, then.
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Whether or not you think humans are good depends on whether or not you think that something is always better than nothing, even if it's bad
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>>135459478
Yeah we're sloppy, so what? Name a single non-human that appreciates the natural beauty of a galaxy or nebula.
>>135459427
By that definition we're also the source of all good. We're one of the few animals that has the decency to kill our food before we eat it.
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>>135459054
>it's
>martian biosphere
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>>135459478
Leadership is a vile job.
TRUMP 2016
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>>135459997
Is humanity's collective good greater than it's collective evil?
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>>135456171
>>135456301
Like this?>opened up paint.net to do this
>decided to use high res milky way skybox for stars
>open it in paint.net to use it
>copy it
>paint.net freezes
>watch ram usage jump from 200mb to 3gb in a matter of seconds
>jumps up to 4.7, ram usage at 97% now
>suddenly entire computer freezes
>have to hard restart
>takes a full ten minutes to start up and another ten minutes to log in
>everything is sluggish as fuck
help
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>>135461314
I was going to do it on Photoshop someday.
What the fuck though?
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>>135461314
switch to linux, use pinta instead.
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>>135461314
>>135461480
>>135461491
>
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>>135460312
thank you. i am embarrassed
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>>135461314
that's what you get for downloading the universe anon
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>>135461279
Good and evil might as well be fictional. Morality is relative, just like everything else in this crazy universe. Now that we have the capability to end our own species, it's pretty plain that we need to kick this can as far as we can. There are no guarantees another species will ever leave this planet. It may well be that neither will we, and our only legacy will be the machines we create.
Do we have what it takes to be gods? It's doubtful we will survive our creations.
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>>135463695
and therefore we are cancer and it's best if we just got it over with and snuffed ourselves out.
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Still up, playing witcher 3. The most I like about this game is the contracts. I like just being a professional, taking care of these creatures that are worrying the villagers, and collecting coin. The villagers are almost always grateful and I get money to buy what I want. Its honest work.
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Requesting Scott Manley in a convenience store in L.A.
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>>135467276
>he doesn't have a .txt file with all the copypastas on it
I saw Scott Manley at a convenience store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be an asshole and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Snickers bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by hulloing really loudly.
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>>135467413
Thanks, this always gets to me.
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nuclear holocaust whenI just want it to end already
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>>135469410
god that would be so nice
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>>135469682
indeed
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Buncha whiners, I swear.
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Fuck, wraiths in witcher 3 are such a fucking pain. I turn down the difficulty because I do not like spamming the dodge button just to beat these fuckers. The amount they teleport should be toned way the fuck down.
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>>135470220
fuckoff
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>>135470778
Wahh I have all these fingers on my hands, I guess I'll just use them to complain!
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>>135471751
>Not using it to touch the keys on a keyboard to complain and to touch the keys on a grand piano
Do you even /fingering/?
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>>135472115
>not using it to touch the keys on a keyboard and to touch the keys on a grand piano and to touch your cat's dick
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>>135472165
>having three hands
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>>135472240
How can you expect to please anyone without a minimum of 3 hands?
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>>135472165
>not ignoring us while having the cat play piano and you touch your own dick
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale
:(
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>>135474548
There's this guy at work who has a really high loud voice. He's nice enough, but I don't hang around him too much. He's a little touched in the head, so to speak.
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did 1.1 come out yet?
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>>135478723
Not yet.
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Is an engine with higher thrust more efficient for Kerbin escape burns than a more efficient engine with lower thrust?
It seems like I'm burning more fuel for less altitude.
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>>135480062
No, higher thrust only means you take less time doing the same burn, but you will burn more fuel regardless.
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>>135480062
The higher the ISP the more efficient the engine.
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>>135480062
>using the poodle
Literally why
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>you will never operate a remote KGB numbers station with your qt satchie gf
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the ded is here
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>>135412732
She looks like someone who works nothing all day and then asks her coworkers to do the work for her in a cute voice and then continues to sit on her phone.
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>>135455810
>you will never put a giant straw between earth and moon so all the atmosphere flows to the moon
>you will never sit on your comfy rock in space watching the eart suffocate
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>>135484721
>all these implications just by looking at her face
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>>135485510
Face? No.
Expressions and usage thereof? Yes.
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>>135485570
Oh yeah, that silly duckface is the typical duckface of someone who does nothing and makes people do all the work for her.
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>>135485674
>duckface
She may be bad, but she's not that bad
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>>135485674
>posts lol so random image of herself for the whole internet to see
>doesn't look like someone who uses her "beauty" to make others work for her
I didn't say she actually does it, I just said she looks like she does it.
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>>135448129
>DX11
>graphics engine
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>>135487554
>orangoutan.jpg
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>>135487703
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What game are you playing at the moment /kspg/?
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>>135489160
Nothing. I'm just sitting arround wasting time. I should do something productive.
Maybe I should go outside and remove some moss. Yeah, I gues I'll do that now.
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>>135489160
Is that DCS or space-engine?
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>>135489931
DCS
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>tfw no qt satchie cm
Seriously, why didn't they? At least satchie understands English and knows how to play the game.
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>>135490592
>implying satch still cares about failed indie games
The only one who hasn't moved on is you, anon.
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>>135489240
Why? Only 50 minute hve passed? It felt like I was working two hours.
Atleast now there's less moss.
>>135489160
Going to play Elder Scrolls Online now. It's a shitty game but atleast I can flee into a fantasy world.
>>
What do you guys expect from 1.1?
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>>135492917
>60fps
>no physic lag
I don't wish for more. That's all I want.
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>>135493060
I'll swap the FPS for better loading times, to be honest.
I have another question, why the FUCK aren't mods like Kerbal Engineer part of the base game?!
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>>135493060
Forgot
>no random crashes
>less bugs
>>135493339
>I have another question, why the FUCK aren't mods like Kerbal Engineer part of the base game?!
Squad told us there would be deltaV metres in the VAB in 1.0. Another lie.
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>>135493396
How hard is to make that when you buy/update/piratethe game Kerbal Engineer is inside the gamedata folder? They don't have to do anything, it's already done.
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>>135493527
Apparently too hard.
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>>135493527
Probably licensing reasons and not wanting to pay for a mod that shows data that is already calculated in game.
So it all comes down to weird commercial or scope-related issues, because the game already calculates deltaV, they just need to make it so it shows on screen
>>
15 hours ago: The Most Serene Republic of Poppulia arrived from The Conglomerate Islands of Bibisee.
15 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Advanzia arrived from The Conglomerate Islands of Bibisee.
15 hours ago: The Colony of Flerovus arrived from The Conglomerate Islands of Bibisee.
15 hours ago: The Dominion of Astatos arrived from The Conglomerate Islands of Bibisee.
15 hours ago: The Incorporated States of Natriallum arrived from The Conglomerate Islands of Bibisee.
15 hours ago: The Federation of Stelennia arrived from The Conglomerate Islands of Bibisee.
15 hours ago: The Federal Republic of Astrascientis arrived from The Conglomerate Islands of Bibisee.
What the fug
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re
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>>135495027
>they remove all my badges
fuck you too
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>>135495669
Same here. I got 16 badges before and now I got fucking 3.
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Rate my OC.
Her name is Jebilia-
She's a better pilot than Jeb, can repair ship on her own and loves to do all kinds of science!
She's also 10 times more popular than Valentina and Jeb, Bob and Bill have a total crush on her because she's so cute and clever.
No steel please.
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>>135495027
Aren't those all the samefagging nations from our founder that he agreed on not bringing in our region?
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>>135494535
Not only is it already done internally, they've already released it and a pile of other useful tools for KSP Edu.
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>>135497085
Those are different devs though, aren't they?
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Space is fun
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>>135498436
Yep. Squad doesn't own any of that code. The KSP Edu team has a contract to redistribute KSP bundled with their own closed-source addon.
The issue isn't that it's difficult to build a dV meter, it's that Squad have made a gameplay choice to withhold that information for fear of turning KSP into a numbers simulator like Orbiter (one of Harv's favourite games).
KSP unique selling point has always been seat-of-the-pants, "try, fail, adjust, retry" gameplay based on something close to real-world physics. Squad walk a difficult line as they try to add features and realism to that mix, trying to add depth without saddling new players with complexity up front. The new aerodynamics system is a good example of this: The simulation is much improved by its inclusion, but new players have no idea why their rockets flip at 12km. On the other side we have the resource system. It's hidden away late in the tech tree and can be ignored by people who don't want the complexity. It can afford to be much more realistic than it currently is.
tl;dr, they should make an unlockable dV meter.
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>>135498552
And Squad is fraud :^)
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>>135499358
>The KSP Edu team has a contract to redistribute KSP bundled with their own closed-source addon.
So squad gets to keep early investments AND sell incomplete work to another distributor who can then sell it for their own profit
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>>135499358
That's what I said, the code is already there, the game already calculates deltaV (the only visible instance being the burn metre when you set up manoeuvres) but they deliberately choose to hide that information.
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>>135499980
No, Squad is fun.
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>>135500726
>deliberately
Just like they deliberately chose the unity engine so they could have something to blame for their inadequacies? Or the way they deliberately didn't keep Bac9 on as creative director? How about the deliberateness of 1.1 taking 8 months or the deliberateness of adding exploding buildings and bomb bays? And don't forget how they deliberately cancelled resources.
Squad is a master game maker and this is all part of their plan. 1.1 will truly amaze us allat how you can spend 8 months working on something only for its optimization to decrease another 30%
>>
1.1 WHEN
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>>135472240
>Not doing that consecutively instead of simultaneously
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>>135501087
>its optimization to decrease another 30%
Wait, lemme add this to the list of all the [citation needed]s you will reply to with le angry anon meme
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>>135501254
>Turning and turning in the widening gyre
>The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
>Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
>Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
>The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
>The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
>The best lack all conviction, while the worst
>Are full of passionate intensity.
>Surely some revelation is at hand;
>Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
>The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
>When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
>Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
>A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
>A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
>Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
>Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
>The darkness drops again; but now I know
>That twenty centuries of stony sleep
>Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
>And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
>Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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>yellow clock
>craft is miniscule
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>>135501585
So no difference with the PC version then
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>>135501585
Oh, please god no.
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>>135501585
How do you click on the map all to close it with no mouse?
Did Squad really not change the ui whatsoever for console ports?
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>>135502002
>no mouse
But you control the mouse cursor with your d-pad.
As far as I understood the console version is exactly the same.
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>>135502148
They use part highlighting in the editors now, control groups will function differently, and I imagine there will be context menus considering a controller only has so many buttons.where should I go today /kspg/?trying to be healthier
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>>135501275
>not shitposting on 4chan while having sex with your pets
catfucker pls
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>>135502148
>dpad
Could be worse I suppose.it will be bad on the xbone and wii u if they don't ha E pressure sensitive buttons because there would only be two speeds
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>>135502295
Visit the streets at night and fight crime.
Give yourself a cool name an wear a mask.
I can help with the costume design if you want me to.
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>>135502295
Through a bridge and back
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>>135502362
>>135501275
>>135472240
>>135472165
>>135472115
Who are you quoting?
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>>135502580
Don't bring this meme to kspg. Theres a limit to what can be considered a shitpost.
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>>135502580
What do you need?
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>>135502465
If I make it to this point, I've succeededInstant-regret.jpg
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>>135503116
Are you biking, walking, running...?
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>>135503252
Biking
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>>135503650
Nice, be sure to hidrate yourself if you're going to run more than 20km/12mi
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>>135504028
Hydrate.
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>>135504076
Thanks for correcting me.
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Why are you guys such fags?
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>>135504408
Because we were lied to and had our money stolen
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>>135504408
We also have a literal fag who is marrying another literal fag in a few days/hours
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>>135504408
Why aren't you?
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>>135504570
The word "fag" has nothing to do with our anon's love of the male phallus. Please stop trying to associate those two things.
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>>135504408
Because I think guys can be prettycuteand adick in the buttfeels good.
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>>135504703
Pic related, result for faggot
It has everything to do with men loving other men's cocks.
It's just not a politically correct term obviously, but it is used correctly.
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>>135505185
Delete this
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>>135506591
Ree
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"bridge"! he saysthis hill is the worst part
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>>135507227
There's a good reason bikes have gears. Use low/middle and middle/big on wheel.
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next time I should go into Brooklynnow I get to ride down the ramp fast
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>>135507227
Hullo
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>>135507227
>taking sneak photos of man butts
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>>135508247i have noooo idea what you are talking about :^)
>>135508024
hullo. I feel a little skinnier and a little tighter
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Evens, go for a 10km ride
Odds, go for a 20km ride
0, go for a 50km ride
Prime number, go for a 100km ride
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>>135510681
>I feel a little tighter
L-let me try out!
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>>135512265
Control yourself anon!
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>>135511472
uh oh
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>>135511472
>100km
that's impressive. you've done that?
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>>135507227
>>135507992
Where is that?
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>>135513116
Williamsburg bridge
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>>135511472
Evens, city
Odds, county
>>135512974
The only hard parts are the uphills, and controlling your speed at mountain curves
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Rate my space station.
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>play Zelda II
>get into some town next to a river
>every second person says "Hello" and turns into a bat attacking me
I don't get it. Are they vampires or something? Is this a glitch?
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>>135514728
www.google.co.uk
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>>135514597
Peter Watts/10
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>>135514597
>>
Remember when anon was posting livestreams of women trying to play KSP?
Can we have that again? I always got that one shewhale to orbit
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>>135515413
*almost
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>>135514846
Silly you.
>>
Early Access title rankles on consoles:
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO, Recent reports indicate that Monkey Squad's Kebab Spess Program has caused mass riots across the globe, as angry consumers demand a full return of the money in exchange for having the digital download wiped from their machines.
Console companies Sony and Playstation have issued statements that no refunds will be provided even if proof of deletion is provided, as it violates their policy.
Nintendo corp, on the other hand, having been sold the right to market the "DEFINITIVE" version of the game, has issued a statement that they are disappointed in Monkey Squad's intention to sell an incomplete proof-of-concept as a finished game, and they will be offering full refunds to everyone who purchased it and making it available for free on the nintendo store.
Squad, when reached for comment, stated that "I don't handle press talk to Kasper." And when the non-squad representative known as Kasper was finally tracked down, he said that "Squad hasn't even paid me for the past two years of work, and I'm still a consultant." Kasper gave us the information of one Adrian Goya, who when contacted, could not be understood over the sounds and screams of the raging sex tourism industry in Thailand.
Amidst accusations that Squad never even planned to finish their proof-of-concept developed within a false paradigm, they have begun taking down their online presence on the Steam store, GoG, Curse, Amazon and more. As of the writing of this piece,
Kerbalspaceprogram.com just loads endlessly, but sources indicate this might be the default behavior, no one's really sure.
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>>135516498
>still hyphenating "proof of concept"
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>>135516498
What happened to it being a false dichotomy?
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>>135517531
It's 'artificial parateleonomy' now, stop living in the February.
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>>135517504
>>135517531
>still replying to him
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>>135517762
I don't think those count as serious replied tho
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>>135517727
It's a false anacoenosis you incredible idiot.
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>>135518213
Didn't read lol
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Is dialectical neoremedialism the most memetically bankrupt movement in the history of kspg?
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>>135518324
>being proud of this
It's illegal to browse if you're underage, anon.
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>there will never be a button that centers the camera directly behind your craft
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>>135518891
Doesn't the locked camera do that?
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>>135519057
I mean snap, not lock
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>>135518603
Feel free to fill the dead air with your own shitposts, anon.
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>>135518737
>being this mad that someone doesn't care about your links
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>>135519398
Not my links. Stop assuming you know who is posting :^)
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>Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women
Wonder how many confirmed kills he had.
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>>135519885
>not "screwer of many women"
There's goes a chance to be more epic and poetic
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>>135519787
Stop assuming you know who is replying to the replies you made to someone replying to someone else's links
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what is wrong with this picture?besides it being ksp
>>135520450
I would be interested in having a bonfire. When and where would should I go?
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>>135521445
*-would
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>>135507992
>graffiti says TARF
Of course, why didn't I think of that?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpqOWO6ctsg
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page 10
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>there will never be a g-warning that actually knows your spacecraft tolerance and sounds an alarm when you begin to approach it
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>tfw no qt bf who hugs me tight on cold winter nights
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>>135518213
>ROMA
>OMAR
>MARO
>AROM
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>>135525275
Do you know your spacecraft's tolerance?
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Is there even a Squadcast today?
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>>135527673
Jesus it's Thursday already?
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>>135527145
Both are already at my side on day and night!
>>135527673
>>135527712
Holy fuck, I thought it was Wednesday.
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>tfw no qt satchie gf tohug to death
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>>135528059
Hearing another person breathe and feeling a heart beat next to you is relaxing as fuck.
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Pretty comfy in here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztdoHfbTRsk
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What just happened?
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I sense another KSP.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/271240
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>>135530935
>Release Date: 12 Feb, 2015
Already heard about that game.
It's just an early access Anno with little content in space.
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>>135531163
That's why I sensed that. I don't want to give my shekels to any kind of early access game.
>>135531207
Are you le retarded?
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>>135531362
>Are you le retarded?
>believing anyone in this thread isn't literally autistic
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>>135530584
What is comfy? It's not comfy in here, it's your life you shitlord :^)
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>>135530783
fuck, I just opened a new window, but if there are in fact some new janitors who don't check the IRC, they should knowsome shitposting hives are not to be trifled with
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>>135531673
No. It's comfy in here. My life is a bit comfy, but not much.
>>
How are you, /kspg/?
i have somecute pantiescoming in the mail tomorrow, i'm pretty excited
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wew lad... I like my new dormToo bad I'm limited to 4GB/day...
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>>135531927
Are you a grille? Or a cross dresser?
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>>135531927
POST IMAGE OF THEM NOW
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>>135532072guess
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>>135532158
Gommies didn't do anything here yet :^)
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>>135532106
Not in the mood, sorry.
Althought you might as well had bought them from a gonewild girl or some shit.
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>>135531935
Did you fix your fucking facial hair or what?
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>>135532284
I think I dida few months ago
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>>135532092i dont have them yetthese are them though: http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Stripe-Panties-Cosplay-Underwear/dp/B018VOKZS8/ref=pd_sim_193_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=41ezBhPFAZL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL200_SR160%2C200_&refRID=0Q9AJM88TEVA69XRG82M
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>>135532892
I had boyshorts. I don't recommend wearing them. They're very tight around balls.
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>>135532892
What do you need shimapans for?
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>>135532892
I rate 9/10. I hope you're not a grill though.
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>>135533028
to go with my anime grill cosplay i'm wearing to an anime con next week
>>
squadcast in 5 minutes I guess
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>>135533395
Which anime grill?
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>>135533650
>sorry guys
>canceled
>we forgot what day it was
>don't forget to turn on next week
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>>135458964
I would have known. I can't climax unless the reply comes.
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>>135533395
You best post that shit when you're wearing it.
Just like Snek best post his wearing attire.
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>>135533007
Do you think satchie wears boyshorts?
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>>135533395
Are you the skinny faggot who's >18
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>>135534230
Don't start this shit again. She doesn't wear tube tops and she doesn't wear boy shorts.
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>>135534230
>satch
>wearing underwear
chose one
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>>135534367
What's wrong with boyshorts on grills?
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>>135533751
generic anime grill
>>135533912
your wish is granted
>inb4 straighten your hair
im getting it done next week before the con so i can have maximum cute hair during
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>>135534863
cute, but you still look under 18
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>>135534863
Y-you're a cute boy.
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>>135534916
>>135535084
thanks~
i know i look underage, but i'm really not; i turned 18 like 8 months ago
sucks being called underage in pics online, but is nice irl
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>>135533785
they pushed it back an hour no warning lol wtf
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>>135535936
Isn't that normal?
>>135535720So, your panties are not here yet. Does that mean there's nothing under this skirt? :^)
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>>135535720
Nobody ever asks how old I am when I'm buying booze anymore...
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>>135534863
What a faggot
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>>135535720
>You will never grow a need to cross dress
>You will never look like a hot lanky girl
>You will never be 18 again
>You will never focus on other things instead of your feelings for girls
Hold me, crossdresser-kun
>>
>>135536297m-maybe
>>135536935
i just do it because it's funand lewd, and there's tons of crossdressers that are a lot cuter than i am
not everyone can be perfect anon, you just gotta leverage what you goti wish i could cuddle with you, anon
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>>135536935
>tfw you forgot your age on occasions and have to think about it for a time because it's just not relevant anymore
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>>135537454
I'm 26 and that happens, forgot it was my birthday last year, was a few days after and I remembered it.
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>>135537578
Same thing happens to me, but a few close friends make sure to remind me.
They clearly dont understand i don't give a damn, but i usually throw a dinner for their sake, otherwise they get worried or think im depressed.
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>>135537914
>but a few close friends make sure to remind me
ree normies get out!
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>>135538062
No, that's actually sad as fuck.
There were times I forgot it was my birthday too, just because I had my mind far away from myself or because I didn't feel like thinking about that stuff.
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>>135533912
Do I have to
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>>135538316
Yes.
>>135537914
I don't know when the last time was I celebrated my birthday.
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>>135538272
>having close friends who want you to be happy
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squadcast in ten minutes I guess
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Good night, /kspg/!
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BURN SQUADCAST
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>>135539492
good night comfy awoo!
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>>135406459
Fucking Rayry
>>
squadcast is live
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>>135539492
Nigga its like 7pm
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Joe: I can't see the chat
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>>135534863
DELETE THIS
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>>135251598
I dont see any Republicans voting for Hillary.
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>>135540813
why?
>>
Yay the rocketparts are uniform
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>>135538976
>Not having moral support to accomplish your dreams
>>
lol Kasper forgot to add crew to his rocket
>>
and turkey is a Jew apparently?
>>
>Sending an incomplete game to the ISS would convince people to get interested in space
>>
Dr. Turkey is on his way to some important meeting and just spilled shit on himself, pretty sure that just happened.
>>
>>135542638
>it overheats and causes evacuation and eventual deorbit
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>>135541923
What?
>>
Kasper:
>You, a Mexican, are going to lecture me about hard work?
>>
>>135543165
Did someone ask for a live commentary or something?
Who fucking cares
>>
i salvaged a garage door motor, what should i do with it anon-kuns?
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>>135544921
Auto-Dildo
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>>135545000
good idea
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>>135544921
Not much, since you need whatever control unit was attached to it to make it work without blowing it up.
>>
Joe doesn't know if delta-v readouts are in 1.1
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>>135545159
>2 relays
>relay driver
>microcontroller
i did it!
ironically i'm a mechanical engineer but i know more about circuits than doing my own metalworking
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>>135545310
Of course they aren't.
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>>135545353
I don't know, a single motor doesn't give you much room to go crazy with robotics for example.
Chances are the motor is geared for high torque and low speed to move heavy ass garage doors, also precision will be non existent (it's probably not a stepper motor)
Really, there is not much you can do with that motor alone.
You can use it to power some kind of R/C car/robot though, that's really the only good application I can think of
>>
>>135546275
high torque motors are the only good motors, the second you need a gearbox your diy project is dead
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>>135546545
But that motor probably has a gear reduction inside already.
It's probably good as a piece of a bigger project, but it's not going to do much alone, unless you want to make a comically overpowered desk fan
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>>135548232
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>>135548232
How the fuck did she not overheat and die
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>>135548526
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http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/03/senator-asks-pentagon-to-investigate-troubling-launch-contracts/
BURN IT DOWN
>>
10
>>
evens burger
odds chinese
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>>135554251
this is why we need trump
>>
>>135554527
they build good walls though
>>
>>135554647
the israelis are the only ones with real modern wall building experience
based kikes
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>bikefags in /kspg/ other than me
Nice
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>>135555548
>yfw it's man
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>>135556198
"No"
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>>135555548
How many kilometers a week?
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>>135556425
Getting to and from work on weekdays totals at about 40 km, and I try to get longer rides in on the weekends. In total, anywhere from 40 km to 70 km a week.
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>>135559136
Nice.
I don't even go out that often to amount that mileage in a week. There are times I just do 40km all at once.
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>>135534863
poust burd
>>
jesus christ wake up
>>
[can't wake up]
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[save me]
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>>135551085
>>
a
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>>
Space
Kerbal
Squad
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If I get dubs I livestream my suicide for /kspg/
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>>135570226
Maybe another day than.
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>>135570226
there was a 1% chance of this post getting dubs
>>
>>135569221 x fun
>>
kerbal * fun = #DIV/0!
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>>135571436
stock kerbal * fun * work by Squad = nonexistent result
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>>135570437
slightly less than that actually, because one in ten of those dubs will actually be trips
>>
>>135573398
never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread
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>>135573465
Don't fucking reply to me neither, do you think you're opinion is worth shit? Tell me on a scale from 1 to 10, how many fucks do I give about you? That's right, none.
>>
evens drink energy beverage now and regret it at work
odds save for morning
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>>135573582
That doesn't change the veracity of the statement "one in ten dubs will actually be trips".
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>>135573772
Think outside the box, faggot. Maybe you'll finally be someone worth my time someday.
>>
>>135573772 (You)
"none" literally means "not one", which could in fact be a number between 1 and 10
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>>135574000
this poster is a spider
>>
>>135574231
No lad, it's not necessarily an integer, so "between 1 and 10" is still a good description. Assuming 1 is "no fucks", being the bottom of the scale, all we know is that he's offering some number of fucks greater no fucks, although we can't accurately determine how many. Based on the context of the original statement I suspect it's a pretty low number of fucks though.
>>
>>135469410
>>135469682
>>135469927
http://defconwarningsystem.com/
>defcon 3
Looks like we might actually get our wish
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>>135575068
You're right, there's no way my reply to you wasn't a result of the low percentage of fucks of mine given to you. But it is still pretty low, anon. In fact, that low number is persistent, it just might be from 0 to 1, but not equal to 0 in any way.
>>
TRUMP 2016
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>>135575732
You're telling me you can't get the fact that my giving-fucks number is low enough to get off the scale?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktbuAnDdu5w
>schizophrenia: the album
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>>135577814
>Dem Beats
>No beat at all
>>
Odds: Heat
Evens: Alien
>>
SAVE ME
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>>135581786
from what?
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>>135584790
>replying to 50 min old posts
>>
10
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>tfw you go to space for the first time
>>
1.1 will be a joke.
>>
ivan going ham http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/130821-anyone-else-recently-build-a-bad-pc-in-reponse-to-upcoming-11/&page=11
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>>135590890
Good!
>>
ded
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Where is Artyom?
>>
Evens: Ksp
Odds: Xcom
Number divisible by 23: negate result
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>>135593556
DON'T DO IT ANON!
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>>135593556
Phew, that was a close one
>>
>>135590890
>calling Billy a billy
>explaining to Billy what a billy is
Ivan, no. Just... no.
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>>135593556
This is the end, my only friend, the end.
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>>135593986
>defining billy
>not just using this pic
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>>135593986
>using 4chan lingo outside of 4chan
Might as well use meme arrows
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>Two luminous disc-like eyes appeared above the rim. A huge, rounded bulk, larger than a bear, rose up slowly, glistening like wet leather. Its lipless mouth quivered and slavered - and snake-like tentacles writhed as the clumsy body heaved and pulsated.
Would you?
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r8 my penis
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>>135596056
But you didn't post it.
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>tfw nimble navigator
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>>135596379
Is that lingo for small "pilot"?
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>>135564945
Should've put TRUMP in secondary headline
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>>135597093
Its lingo for TRUMP 2016
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>>135596379
>>135597093
>>135597215
>>135597559
>tfw SMOOTH CENTIPEDE
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1.1 is an impossibility
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>>135590890
>forums turning into /kspg/
That's another horseman of the apocalypse
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Have you ever been in love, /kspg/?
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>>135598892
Yes. It was fun while it lasted and it still hurts to this day when it was over.
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>>135599261
You weren't in love thenbecause you let it end.
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>>135599335
And you're a fucking asshole for saying so.
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>>135598892
Yes.He will come here in exactly 84 days, 18 hoursand we will rub our beards together :33
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>>135599602
>beard rub
what a sexy and intimate thing that only two men can do
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>>135599594
Love means never saying never, anon.
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>>135599978
Do you have any idea what you're talking about? Because it doesn't seem so.
Go fuck yourself.I didn't want it to end, sadly he did.
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>>135599660We will hold hands too!
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>>135600148in all of my situations like that I've effectively changed my headcanon enough to believe I was the one who ended it.It's probably harder living the truth
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>>135600260
Sounds like you never were in love then, to use your words.
>>135600194
What if he touches your butt?
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OH no eth has dropped substantially! HOLD HOLD HOLD
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>>135600393
That's the real trouble with it, the criteria for determining if you are "in love" is both subjective and objective
>>135600418
So much for "money in the bank"
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>>135600393
STOP BULLYING ME!
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>>135600718
someone doesnt like getting their butt touched!
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>>135600808
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>>135600718__No.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
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>>135600854
>kawoshin
nice taste. :^)
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>>135601112
Well thank you!
Didn't even watch the animu tbqhwyg.
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>>135601158
You should. But it's not really "gay".
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Reminder women are just dickless men with longer hair and tits
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>>135602059
>women have to have tits
>guys can't have long hair
>women can't have a penis
What year is this? 1562?
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>being a human
>not having a penis
wow that must suck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvgVsxaqYgA
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>>135602468
>wanting to have a penis
>not cutting it off
shitlord
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>>135595325
Only if I'ma qt satchie
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1.1 is a joke
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more like gay ess pee gee
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>>135604338
>implying we're all not just a bunch of fat grills pretending to be gays
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>>135604429
>implying we're not catfuckers alter egos
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>>135604179
But is it a good joke?
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>>135606668
what do you think?
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>>135606894
A horrible joke!
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>>135608750
I guess we'll see!someone post Scott Manley 1.1 face
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>>135609393
DO THAT WITH ME
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WEDDING
H
E
N
?
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>>135610941
Where did you get this image of me?
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>>135610528T O M O R R O W
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>>135611131
:3
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>>135611131
Have we seen Snek in his qt brides outfit yet?
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>>135611131
squeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>135611131
I hope you got pretty wedding rings.
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>>135611681
I dont want to post it since it's just casual clothes
>bride
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>>135611964
Everybody knows that you're the bottom. :^)
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>>135612039
Ree.
I did get a nice haircut yesterday
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>>135611964
>snekfags husband carrying snekfag in a white dress through front door while kissing him with passion
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>>135612390
Will you wear qt dresses though :^)
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>>135611131
>/kspg/ not invited
Congrats though snekfam, glad to see you happy.
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>wedding in casual clothes.
I was hoping you were a cheap ass only when buying shelters for your snake, apparently you decided to be one on one of the most important days of your life.
gg.
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>>135614135
fuck off angry anon or I will false paradigm post
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>>135612629
No
>>135612808
If anyone is in tucson they can come
>>135614135
It's a comfort and convenience thing angry anon. Everyone has casual clothes, not everyone has formal.
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>>135615183
aw.
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>>135615006
I'm sorry Mrs. Snek Secretary, do as you please, I don't give a shit
>>135615183
I mean come on, it's your wedding, go rent a nice suit if you don't want to buy one that will probably collect dust in a wardrobe for the rest of its existence.
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>>135615183
You know what's near Arazona? Mexico.
Know who is in Mexico? A certain shill.
Make it happen you beautiful faggot.<3 you
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>>135617738
Your pathetic occupation of this general has come to an end.you dont even have memes, you are nothing. the less you post the comfier and happier we are. if you died tomorrow we probably wouldn't notice except for how continuously comfy it will become
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>>135619052
>you don't even have memes
That reminds me. 1.1 when?
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>>135620086
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1.1 is a monument to all Squad's sins.
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>1.1 never existed
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>>135598482
Ivan's a former/current /kspg/-er.
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>>135619052
Keep crying on my dick you little shit
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>tfw no qt satchie gf topost epic memeswith
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I love memes. Let me post my favorite
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>tfw cutest event of the year
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>>135623696
Depends if I can have sex with it.
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>>135621367
I made that post with full knowledge of that
>>135621526
Nice new meme euroscum.
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>>135623696
>tfw asslight is ded
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>>135624615
He posted the other week
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>>135624727
No, he didn't post a single uniquely identifying thing. Rocks don't count.
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>>135624875
I take that back, he posted the Soviet hat but that's a pretty easy to find commodity
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>>135624970
was it this one?
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>>135625416
No, he posted the hat with several succulent plants.
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>1.1 is shit
>1.2 in 2017
>Console version fraud
>but trump gets elected
Net win tobh
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>>135627969
Because 1.2 will be able to give blowjobs, right?
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page 10
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Whatever happened to that minecraft server idea? I'm fucking bored.
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>>135632274
you know exactly what happened to it. We vetoed it unanimously
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Hey guys, is there a list of mods that will fill out the community tech tree?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdRlu-PYNJA
A few minutes to go
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>>135635029
Don't think so, the big three that use it are KSPI-E (I think?), Near Future and anything Roverdude makes.
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>>135635260
And by minutes I meant an hour
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>>135637214
Fuel where?
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>>135635260
really interesting choice of background music
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>>135638846
mods not us :^)
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>>135635260
Freedom version with the correct language:
http://www.ustream.tv/nasahdtv
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launch when?
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>>135640598
Dragon V2 will launch in 2017. All other launches are irrelevant.
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>>135641409
>SpaceX shill
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im pretty sure they decorated for Snek's wedding
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>Here's a stick to press buttons, don't drop it
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>female reports crew are feeling fine
>female reports crew are feeling fine
>female reports crew are feeling fine
must be hard being a woman
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>>135588152>factorio will never have you managing an interplanetary empire, creating von neumann factories that spread and wipe out all life entirely automatically just to make more copies of themselves
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Why are russians such shit
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>>135611254
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>>135637214
>clearly designed for in-gravity use
>not spun in any way
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>135643850
good catch
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>>135643850
>le artificial gravity generator
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>>135643850
>not noticing the retarded cooling fans on the outside
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Reminder that George Soros funds Black Lives Matter.
George Soros funded Occupy Wall Street.
Now he's funding Democracy Spring.
These "grassroots" campaigns are not the people taking their country back, they are the financial elite taking our country from us.
George Soros funds Hillary.
George Soros funds Bernie.
George Soros funds Kasich.
Geotge Soros funds Cruz.
A VOTE NOT FOR TRUMP IS A VOTE FOR THE ENEMY
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>>135646670
CATFUCKER 2024
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>>135646670
Feel the bern, degenerate
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>>135645187
>>135646515
>underwater
>scooped flat nose
>space thrusters
>steam coming from vents at the front and bottom
>Neuromancer
Yeah, nah.
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Odds, play KSP
Evens, watch Gaki no Tsukai
0, sleep
Prime number, kill self.
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>>135637214
>>135643850
>>135646182
You are all faggots.
Thats a Coffin Hotel concept art for Neuromancer (the book that created teh term cyberspace/ defined cyberpunk/ predicted the internet.)
It's meant to be a part of a large lattice of stacks. This one is for the SPRAWL, which is the Eastern American seaboard to midwestern region.
You are all fucking retards.
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>>135648442
It's a derivation of this concept.
Not meant for space, not meant for underwater. You autists just saw something vaguely futuristic and 'sperged out
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>>135648442
>>135648706
Though I will concede this is some real fucking faggotry not found in any of William Gibson's books.
Like seriously. What the fuck is the point of this. What does this accomplish? Why on Earth would you fucking need this?
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>>135648442
you are all faggots because you don't share my exact reading predilections
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>>135648706
>You autists just saw something vaguely futuristic and 'sperged out
You're defending Neromancer fan fiction artwork which reimagines coffin hotels in space.
>everyone else is autistic not me
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>>135649551
No, you are all faggots because you immediately went ITS A SPACE SHIP NO ITS FOR WATER NO IT NEEDS ITS OWN GRAVITY
That's why you're all faggot.
>What it should look like/ far more practical
>The whole point of coffin hotels was to be cheap, not this flying shit
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>>135649738
It's not for space.
It literally says on the artwork what it's for. Not space.
I didn't expect you guys to know that. I'm just calling you out on immediately assuming everything is a fucking spaceship of some kind. Not everything with thrusters is a fucking spaceships, faggots. Especially in sci-fi.
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>>135648924
Every now and then you have to recharge at the local soccer ball
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>>135649751
would it not need gravity in your scenario?
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>>135649751
>6 thruster pod on the rear
>docking clamps
>"Dude it's definitely an exact recreation of what was in the 80s book and not some random tumblerite's reimagining of it in space"
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>>135649990
aaaaaaaaaanggggrrryyyy
too bad you are quickly becoming irrelevant. no anger on its own is not a meme and we already have that capitalized anyway
also if you posted a robot pony in mlp and then was like ITS NOT A PONY ITS A ROBOT... well, you'd get called a fag and asked to leave
so can you please leave?
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>>135649990
Same artist.
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>>135649998
Eh, it says "hyperdrome" so it's probably a shopping mall. Why you need to take your house to a shopping mall, I don't know.
>>135650051
Well, seeing as it's *not is space*, no it can just use Earth's gravity.
The real design problem it has is the total lack of control surfaces.
>>135650175
It literally says what it is. It says it's a coffin room for the Sprawl. I know what that is.
It's nowhere near an exact replica, >>135649751 is FAR closer to the source material. I literally called it out for being some serious faggotry with the whole "flying to places" things.
>>135650356
Don't get buttmad because I called you guys out on being autistic as fuck. It has fucking exhaust fans on it, ergo Occam's razor says it's not for space or for underwater.
>>135650380
Visual developments faggots cannot-into-value composition.
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>>135650546
>It has fucking exhaust fans on it, ergo Occam's razor says it's not for space or for underwater.
See image >>135646182
Soft sci-fi fags don't give a shit. Fans go on the outside of the ship because it looks cool, floors always have gravity so you can walk around, engines are an oversized V12 mounted in the crew space attached to a blue glowing block on the outside.
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>>135650981
You do know those ships are capable of atmospheric flight?
You do have a point though. When it comes to rote concept art, typically it's the difference between someone who knows what they're drawing, and some kid who got decent at drawing and then decided to make concept art for their life.
Also
>>135646182
http://starcitizen.wikia.com/wiki/Intake
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>>135651413
>http://starcitizen.wikia.com/wiki/Intake
Oh yeah I'm sure the dozen or so atoms of hydrogen they pick up from vacuum is totally worth it.
Just because they added a shitty excuse for their shitty design afterwards for them doesn't mean they make sense.
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>>135651779
Oh no, I wasn't implying it made sense, but at least there's a reason for it. Kinda.
A better in lore explanation would be LACE capabilities during atmospheric flight. That's be fairly easy to handwave away the more technical side of.
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>>135651413
I'm well aware of the capabilities of Star Citizen's ships. Having fans on the front is even worse when taken in that context. It's stupidly unaerodynamic in atmospheric flight, and for hydrogen gathering it actively shields the intake from capture, both blocking and deflecting anything approaching it.
>no but they can just run the fans at high speed and suck all the hydrogen out of space
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>>135652134
>implying lampshading makes everything ok
RSI acknowledging that they're retarded doesn't make them any less retarded.
>A better in lore explanation would be LACE capabilities during atmospheric flight.
That would've been a cool way to do it, but they still would've had to make the intakes look less like the PC fans the artist was clearly staring at when they modelled them.
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1.1
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>>135652770
But muh greeble
Muh lazy kitbash
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>>135652770
I'm not saying it's lampshading, I'm saying they were put there for a reason, even if the reason is retarded. At least it's an excuse compared to a kid thinking it would be cool.
People doing shit for literally no reason is the fucking bane of visual design. It's like a comic book artist who puts chains on everything because he thinks it's cool.
I don't think LACE system would even have up front, it would need a precooler first. Hell, the fan design itself is retarded.
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>>135653178
>People doing shit for literally no reason is the fucking bane of visual design.
So you dislike the Star Citizen designs too then?
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>>135653178
>People doing shit for literally no reason is the fucking bane of visual design
Fucking this. Greeble is why we'll never have good sci-fi ship design.
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>>135653281
They're really not that bad. They think of reasons for something, and they put it on. It's fantastical, but it could be a lot worse.
>>135653328
LIKE THIS SHIT
It makes sense on planet sized stations, it makes NO sense on a fucking warship or something that gets exposed to any kind of elements.
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>>135653328
Greeble has it's place, kitbash bullshit that a lot of 3D artists (typically the concept artists) rely on just looks garbage in nearly every case though
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Favourite fictional ship designs?
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>>135653843
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>>135653843
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>>135654224
Considering it's supposed to collect debris, it should probably offer better protection for its thrusters. The front ones are shielded.
>>135654238
>Would tear itself apart at High-G/10.
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>>135654525
>ship
>Posts lander
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>>135654604
>Would tear itself apart at High-G
Uh, I think you'll find that it is in fact made of pure handwavium.
>>135654863
Does it not ship humans from one place to another?
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>>135653843
Lighthuggers
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>>135654604
The version in the anime did indeed have shields for the aft thrusters also.
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Greeble done right.
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angry anon is a gigantic faggot
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>>135655016
That's retarded
F-111 had it right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8l79lSjVMg
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>>135655649
Greeble does make more sense on not-atmospheric capable, non combat space ships.
But as the artist clearly new, less is more.
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>tfw sci-fi spacecraft are always >95% pressurised crewed compartments with propulsion as an afterthought
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>>135656146
It makes no more sense there than anywhere else.
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>>135656440
To be fair, without the atmospheric escape vehicle crew quarters take up a much larger portion of it.
Now if you had SSTO with some sort of advanced thrusting system that saved on fuel storage...
>>135656934
>being this retarded
Get out of here, you don't even play Kerbal
Spaceships and stations based on our current tech have a certain amount of what could be seen a greeble
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>>135657175
>what could be seen a greeble
It's either greeble or it isn't: pointless space-filling material to give a fake impression of complexity. It's not even specific to technology.
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>>135657175
Greeble is useless junk added without reason, solely to add "texture" to otherwise flat surfaces, everything on that pic of the ISS is there for a reason, be it storage, science expierments, radiators, antennas, EVA handholds, attachment points for robot arms, thrusters or whatever. The ISS doesn't have a shitload of dead weight attached to make it look more interesting.
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>>135657758
>>135657782
It's an attempt to bestow a visual quality. It's got a place in art. Just not everywhere. But on the surface of a render of a space station? Absolutely.
You can't fucking expect an artist to know all the same shit we know. I mean, I do, but I'm the only illustrator among all the ones I know that conceivable could draw everything with a purpose in situations like this.
The purpose of art is, to a certain extent, to deceive the viewer.
Greeble becomes egregious when it's everywhere and when it clearly would hinder optimal operation, or would be an unnecessary weakness. Which is pretty common.
>Implying I don't know the ISS has a reason for all of that stuff
nigga this is /kspg/
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Cute!
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>>135658226
>But on the surface of a render of a space station? Absolutely.
That's a photo you dumbass
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>>135658328
Hey retard I was referring to this >>135655649
Go fuck yourself
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>>135658419
You didn't state that and the post was a reply to a post about the ISS, context lead me to believe you meant the ISS, especially since the Hermes isn't a station. Hermes is a just a kitbash of the ISS with a centrifuge, the antenna array from 2001, some propellant and an engine attached.
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>>135658750
I didn't recognize where it was from initially, I just knew it was a render.
I was the one who posted the picture of the ISS to show how the very stuff that greeble tries to emulate is very much on spaceships. Of course, that isn't greeble, but I should know you were autistic cucks who needed me to spell every single little thing out for you guys.
Not necessarily you, unless you're >>135657758 <because that's some high grade internet autism right there. I literally wrote "what could be seen a(s) greeble" Which is me literally saying it's not greeble, but it looks like greeble. Which is the point of greeble; it's supposed to look like that stuff.
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>>135658226
>You can't fucking expect an elephant artist to know how many legs an elephant has
You're making excuses for mediocrity anon.
Greeble is a decades old trope of fictitious spacecraft design that people have grown to accept due to its ubiquity, in much the same way they accept that non-atmospheric spacecraft should look like either ships or aircraft with wings, and floors to walk about on.
It's a trope that needs to die out, like multi-element lens flare in first person shooters.
>>135658419
There is no greeble in >>135655649
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>>135659183
Oh look, someone whose not an artist trying to tell artists how to do their jobs.
I'll just go ahead and phone everyone I know that does sci-fi and tell them they should get degrees in aeronautical engineering just to sooth your aspergers.
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>>135659369
Appeal to authority, your argument is invalid.
Please try again.
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>>135659369
>wah someone reminded me I'm shit at my job
Why do you want to defend mediocrity so badly?
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>>135659489
Your argument has nothing for it either, and I'm not appealing to authority, I'm insulting people. I'm not apologizing for knowing way more about the process of making illustrations and concept art than you.
This isn't a debate. You aren't artists. I don't ask joe schmoe on the street for fucking drawing advice, and I don't ask a middle aged housewife who dropped out of high school the intricacies of artillery deployment.
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>implying I use greeble
lol strawman gonna strawman
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>tfw Squad is posting in this very thread
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>>135659935
>implying I'm not an artist
>implying you know best because you have more experience
>implying non-artists aren't allowed an opinion because they're somehow not qualified
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>>135660265
He's being an autist about it that's for sure. I despise greeble (or rather, overdetailed kitbashing from the people that copy Vitaly Bulgarov, the two are kinda related) and I can see why people use it (scale and texture). For fucks sake the spaceship I posted had the most actual greeble on it (>>135655254) though there's no way for anyone to have known that.
It tends to looks shit when blatantly out-of-place stuff is used as greeble, and making bad excuses for its existence (the fans on that Star Citizen ship) is just being a pleb.
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>>135660265
It's entirely possible to design a plausible craft without using painfully clichéd lazy space-filling like >>135653328 and >>135656934
You don't need to be a rocket surgeon; ten seconds on google image search is enough to discount ignorance as a defence. Look at >>135655649 >>135655442 >>135654525
>>135654224 >>135653843
The mixture of high- and low-frequency detail is what gives them a sense of purpose, rather than being a loose grouping of similarly-sized pipey bolty things attached over every surface.
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>>135661307
Not all greeble looks like >>135653328 dumbass
>The mixture of high- and low-frequency detail is what gives them a sense of purpose, rather than being a loose grouping of similarly-sized pipey bolty things attached over every surface.
...so... well done greeble?
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>>135661307
A big thing about design that a lot of artists who over-rely on "greebly" detail is the overall form of the the thing they're designing. Let's take some things always used as examples when talking about greebling, the Star Destroyer and the Millenium Falcon. They are covered in greeble but the basic shape of them both is iconic as fuck. But bad artists think it's the greeble that makes things look cool, and then you end up in Michael Bay Transformers territory, especially in motion.
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>>135660048
The more I look at it, the better it gets.
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>>135661890
This, this exactly.
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>>135661890
Using it tastefully and not overdoing it is what good artists do.
What I don't like (and have said a few times since I fucking hate it so much) is bad artists overdetailing every fucking surface with all sorts of garbage.
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>>135653178
a bigger problem is star citizen ships aren't aerodynamic/capable of stable atmospheric flight and have the shitty VTOL landing system.
VTOL is a cop out in sci-fi. it's just used because they don't want to have a big airfield or taxiing or etc, rather just a magic fucking carpet.
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>find list of counties with their risk of being targeted and/or destroyed in a nuclear war
>find mine
>Very High Risk
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>>135661890
Exactly. Rushing head-first into a design without the bare minimum of knowledge of what the major components of what you're designing do is what I object to. If you at least know that your elephant has four legs, your plen has wings and your rocket doesn't, you're not going to have to spacefill with the artistic equivalent of "tl;dr".
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>>135663583
How does it feel to live in Norway?
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>>135662376
>VTOL
Eh, sometimes they do an acceptable job handwaving it, like the ship uses its RCS for the actual VTOL and still relies on aerodynamic lift and thrusters outside of a short hovering maneuver.
Where they get the powerful RCS then becomes the issue instead, but considering how they have ion thrusters producing several Gs worth of thrust with specific impulse in the millions that work both in and out of atmosphere...
It only becomes a problem when they insist on bringing their entire aircraft carrier - sized spaceship down onto the ground in the first place. Good scifi has atmospheric shuttles instead and just park the big ship in orbit.
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>>135662376
not to mention the fucking
>b-but it's fly by wire
>b-but it's in the future.
>b-but This is supposed to be the best SPACE GAME EVER(tm).
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>>135662376
Elite at least gives lip-service to craft design: The chunky, angular ships aren't a million miles away from current hypersonic craft. The weapon bay doors on craft like the sidewinder are just painful though.
>sure, we'll just let this visibly thin sheet of metal be the forward hull. Things will move about internally in space-inefficient ways because animated poppy outy robo guns are cool guise!
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>>135663583
Congrats on your second rocket North Korea
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>>135664131
>Elite at least gives lip-service to craft design
No it doesn't, they're throwbacks to the original games that ran on computers less powerful than a potato.
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>>135664048
>they insist on bringing their entire aircraft carrier-sized spaceship down onto the ground
This. It's the equivalent of building your aircraft carrier to pop out tank tracks and drive up on land when it reaches its destination. Dedicated space craft have little reason to be built for landing. You could, but it would be bad at both, and pointlessly complex and expensive.
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>>135664194
thanks! i'm practicing everyday !
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>>135664048
eh, true.. still with regards to star citizen, some have pointed out(in other threads and other sites) that quite a few of the ships are un-aerodynamic in such a manner that they would basically fall apart at anything close to transonic speeds. (that and they look fucking retarded).
Now I think a good thing to hope for is Rogue System, though I'd need to see more of their ship designs in order to tell.
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bread here
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>>135664240
The original 1984 game was drawing inspiration from the hypersonic craft both planned and flown at the time. But hey, I'm willing to believe it's just dumb luck that the polygonal, blunted rear craft designs that were the simplest and most recognisable happened to bear some resemblance to real-world hypersonic craft designs.
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