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>What is this?
Ace Attorney Online! Allowing anons to unite to talk, shitpost, perform AA-like trials and have fun overall.
Our server is Attorney Online Vidya, come join us!

>How to download this?
The following document has all download links and information:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ihsVxLVarPMPgGcU4W81CQyv3gPkLvS63GK7k0N78Qw/edit

>FAQ & Tricks
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18cYwIzZDNQafru7k4Kif5uUTc2f0_j7lWpxFDMfVuAY/edit

>Gameplay footage WHERE?
Streams are almost always running. Ask in the thread!

>My client keeps crashing, what do I do?
Check the FAQ & Tricks document for help!

>[music/character] WHEN?????
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mOUWhMcUVk8l0kJj1fEbmzsDa6-wQ6NdHV8NsQoJD1c/edit

>How do I play [x] role?
http://attorneyonlinevidya.wikia.com/wiki/Guides

>WIKI
http://attorneyonlinevidya.wikia.com/

Previous case: >>134938831
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First

Friendly reminder to watch this if you want to learn how to play lead defence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6MeUsemOCI
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>>135229330
when /v/eekend comes back we'll need it.
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>>135230380
This just reminded me of how god tier the original AA OST is. It almost always set the scene perfectly.
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>>134939703
SICKFRAN I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE.

Know that you're missed and we love you.
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>>135035510
EMASS I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE.

Know that you were missed and we love you.
But you're better and back now so.
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This may sound silly, but I think it'd be funny if we found a spritesheet of Mario and put him in the game.
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>>135232225
Put these tiny Marios in there, as is.
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>>135232653
Instead of talking, he can just jump up and down on the bench.
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>hotel dusk music
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>>135232903
Imagine
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>>135233763
LUPA MAKE IT HAPPEN
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What happened to that guy who said he was making a pokemon trainer character that threw pokemon onto the bench?
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Is it okay to be a namefag if I'm a case organizer and doc maker?
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Every area is dead.
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>>135227957
Judging from http://strawpoll.me/7054927/r a good portion of people want me to be a mod so you should get on that.
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>>135235916

this is exactly what we don't want happening after moving to /vg/
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That game of Change was pretty good.
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Area 3 is attempting to case build, We have a lot of space still on our doc. Swing by and ask for it.
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Should area 4 be deleted? People hardly ever case in it anymore.
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>>135241459
I say open up area 4 whenever we have a /v/eekend
>server is full
>ask for another area to open
>server is barely half full
>everyone only stays in 2 or 3 areas
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>>135235916
Source
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I'd like to write a case, any good templates?

First time writer, pls be gentle ;_;
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>>135245073

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tiAk49PKpe99_PVBsQiFmtRZes0Tv7OqWgbs5_ivv5E/edit
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Need det and witnesses in area 3.
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Hahaha! Great post!
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>>135244007
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=25532
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>>135245821
Well meme'd, my friend.
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all right, im going to make a /v/ thread
mods better be kind to me
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>>135246042
>making one now

/V/KENDS ONLY ANON

MODS ARE GONNA RAPE YOU
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>>135246117
ok i wont
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>>135245978
Hahaha! Great post!
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>>135246117
This IS on the weekend.
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>>135246617
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>>135246773
I have no mouth and I must scream.
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>>135246773
[muffled well meme'd]
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Area 3 needs witnesses and we can start.
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>>135245797
THIS.


FREE BLOW JOBS
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>>135248597
blowjob face
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We need just one Witness peeps!
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>>135249285
FREE BJS!
R
E
E

BLOW JOBS!
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>>135249285

where?
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>>135230981
Before /v/weekend comes they'll need to move the rec room to area 0.
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>>135249285
HOW'S ABOUT ANOTHER PUZZLE, LUKE? EH LUKE?

THE PUZZLE LUKE. ITS UP MY BUM LUKE. USE A HINT COIN TO PUSH IT IN FURTHER. OR GET IT OUT. JUST DO IT LUKE.
Luke, you have underrestimated my powers. I will now eat you like the birdman I am. I will now do the ceremonial dance of my people and begin the buttoning.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PUZZLE. I CONTROL ALL PUZZLES AS WELL AS THIS ONE AND EVERY BEFORE ME. NOTHING CAN STOP ME.
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Since last time this led to somehow interesting discussions in the Rec Room...

Your main.

Your personality(you can use MBTI types, take the test on https://www.16personalities.com/ )

Your favorite role.
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>>135251054
Forgot the pic, fuck

As for myself... Reposting from last thread

>main
Trucy Wright, she's a cutie.

>personality
Taking the shortcut, INTJ.
Or basically, great logical thinker, good at theorycrafting(when I have enough to back it up), strategic planner and shit at asspulling.
I usually want to rush cases if I can already see how they are going to end and detective asspulls are like cancer, they kill my fun

>main role
U S E F U L Suppprt

I liked this idea on the previous thread, so I will probably keep posting >>135251054 myself instead
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>>135251054
As for myself... Reposting from last thread

>main
Trucy Wright, she's a cutie.

>personality
Taking the shortcut, INTJ.
Or basically, great logical thinker, good at theorycrafting(when I have enough to back it up), strategic planner and shit at asspulling.
I usually want to rush cases if I can already see how they are going to end and detective asspulls are like cancer, they kill my fun

>main role
U S E F U L Suppprt

I liked this idea on the previous thread, so I will probably keep posting >>135251054 myself unsteady
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Is Layton a mod-only character?
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>>135252390
Did my previous post just undeleted itself or what?
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>>135251432
>detective asspulls are cancer.

Confirmed for never playing AA
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>>135252940
They somehow made sense in AA games.
In AO, they mean instant win for one side most of the times and make the entire case until the asspull feel completely useless.
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>>135253305
>Caring about winning
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>>135253678
Nope, I don't care about winning. I care about the case being not yet another giant trainwreck, will mostly happen because of detective asspulls
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Rip my router. I hope greg can pull this alone.
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>>135253929
Objection!
If your router went out, then how are you still able to post online?
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>>135253848
Most of the train wreck cases I see happen because of a lack of evidence. Which leads to arguing for 2 hours before the judge gets bored and declares a verdict.

Detective as spills can help revitalise a case by introducing new thing's to consider. They should be things the defense can useto theory craft.

They can help the defense indict a witness, but they shouldn't completely confirm their guilt.
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>>135254768
Hold it!
I have phone matey
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Hey guys, if you're a fan of Hotel Dusk, you'll want to see this.
http://www.arcsystemworks.jp/chase_tooikioku/

bgm rip http://www.arcsystemworks.jp/chase_tooikioku/sound/bgm_05.mp3
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/330858420#top
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>>135254921
Look, I am not absolutely against detective asspulls, but most of them are a literal Game Over screen, or "case over, move on the next one" message
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>MIA DOES SUCH A GOOD JOB THAT A PERFECTLY GOOD TESTIMONY IS TOTALLY DESTROYED
>WITNESS DOESN'T WITNESS THE ACTUAL DAY OF MURDER
Holy shit.
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>>135255741
Thats how real life works
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>>135256291
They could've prevented it, but instead they accepted it.
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>>135257914
Impossible.

Mia was too strong.

Too confident.
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>>135251054
Sherlock Holmes, I do play other characters but if I had to pick only one main I'd definetely go with Sherlie

INFP, but honestly I feel like it's too reductive to have only 12 personality types, shit is more complex than that

Co-def
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>>135259052
>I feel like it's too reductive to have only 12 personality types

There are 16 of them, but yeah, there should be some in-between types or something
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>the defense presents kung fu
it's right
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MAX IS THE MOTIVE
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>>135235916

Fuck off
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I really do hope that the guys working on the browser client add in macros to allow better sound and visual effects in the courtroom.
Having just finished Edgeworth Investigations, I think I may have been spoiled to the concept of more punchy visuals and effects.
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>>135262512
!!!
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>>135251054
Not my main, but I want to try Alba for a bit.

Dunno about the MBTI, but I feel I tend to overlook things or overthink one particular aspect of evidence in a trial once things start to pick up to the latter half of a trial. I've been playing AAI and AAI2 to try and find better methods at managing my thoughts.
Sometimes when I fail a case, I fail to remember that the "You failed, it's over." bantz is all a roleplaying act, and beat myself up after it's done. But overall I try to have fun making a case as hype as I can. It's kind of why I like playing transformable characters.

Lead def.
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Welp, Case of the White Jelly was fun. Night everyone.
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>>135268640
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>>135268750
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>tfw have a real life mock trial soon
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>>135268996
Tell us how deep you reach for that asspull when you get the verdict you're looking for.
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>>135268865
I don't even understand this one.
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>>135268640
>>135268750
>>135268865
Love it. Where's WhiteJelly2? Where is the Mia Bukkake?
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>>135269150
I'm playing prosecution solicitor so I'm just going to pass notes The Castle style
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>>135269609
White jelly 2 was the Kay bukkake but the quality was bad so i skipped it
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Area 3 looking for witnesses


And giving free Blowjobs
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>>135271714
No other roles available?
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>>135272124
supports, and we probably need a steno

but witnesses most importantly.
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>>135272124
Free BJs man.
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What are the commands for shocked noises etc?
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Would you guys want this fatass in?

http://imgur.com/a/zs22E
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>>135272556
Is this this new "fat iris" I've been hearing about?
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>>135273013
No he's a character from DGS, his name is Hutch Windibank
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>>135272556
Potential comedy gold
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>>135271714
Are you still searching for peeps?
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>>135246773
>>135246617
>>135245978
>>135245821
shoo shoo, impersonators
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>>135273509
Yep.


Blowjobs are still being given out
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The problem with dtective asspulls is that they're at the end.

Granted, it's hard to preempt some trainwrecks, but others can be easily averted.
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>>135273743
Why not be a witness for area 3 instead?
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>>135251054
I only have flavors of the month.

I don't remember what the code is, but I was the Campaigner type.

I don't have a favorite role.
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>>135274050
Irrelevant.
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>>135275101
>free blowjobs
>irrelevant
TOP KEK
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>>135252390
>>135251432
More like Tworucy Wright.
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>>135251054
Max Galactica

INTP
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How do you guys deal with the raging boners you get from Rhoda/Kay/Mia/Trucy/Cammy players that know how to seduce you?

Please help.
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>>135276614
I seduce them back and get them to jerk me off.
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>>135276614
>Cammy players
There's two at most.

One is . . . . and the other is never here.
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>>135277215
>I seduce them back and get them to jerk me off.
What do you do about the boner after your fantasize?
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>>135277487
How does that help my boner?
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>>135277694
are you implying cammy player's aren't actually jerking me off?
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>>135278368
What about all the OTHER semen demons?
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>>135278432
do the work yourself desu
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>>135278484
It's just difficult typing in a case while furiously at it
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She began to bounce on his length and as her pace quickened her moans got louder. Apollo offered himself to help Ema who was still playing with herself to match her sister's pace. She grabbed one of his wrists and pushed his fingers deep inside of herself. Wetness seeped out onto Apollo's fingers as he moved them in and out of her. Lana seemed impressed by her sister's sudden dominating of the attorney.
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>>135278810
L-lewd
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>>135235916
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>>135278862

The sisters were back in the same position they were when they'd undressed each other. Now though they were rubbing their hands down each other's chests and beneath the fabric of the thong. Again, Apollo squirmed. It was so unfair… They stripped off and crawled either side of Apollo. Lana began to stroke Apollo's cock again while Ema teased him, dangling her breasts in front of his face and moaning as she slid her fingers into herself.
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>>135278810
CONTINUE
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>>135280729

"Can we do something to try and get Ema there Apollo?" Lana climbed on top of Ema after laying her back on the bed. Only she was sat just above Ema's pelvis. "It's ok little sis." Lana assured before calling Apollo over. "We've done all the work so far attorney, make yourself useful." Lana crawled alongside her sister and allowed Apollo to enter Ema again.

He used one hand to support himself and not drop all his weight on top of her, he used the other arm to lean her head against so he could see her pretty face. He was close as well but he knew that after pumping her a few times Ema would climax.

"You ready?" Apollo sought conformation, she responded with a nod. Lana leaned against the bottom board of the bed and could feel more pressure building inside of her. As Apollo continued to pump Ema cries of ecstasy filled the room. Both Ema and Lana cried as they climaxed and the final tightening almost did in Apollo. He eased himself out gently, not wanting to hurt the wannabe forensic scientist.

Both girls pushed him back and his head hit the pillows with a soft thud. He tried to stifle the ungodly groans that wanted to escape his lips as the two sisters licked up and down his length after removing the condom. His chords of steel finally came in useful as he did come as he screeched. Semen covered his sheets as he crawled underneath them with the two sisters.
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>>135251054
Actually took the test for it so my answer makes sense.
>Main
YoungEma/Vera

>Personality
ESFP it seems, surprisingly.
I find I'm alright at theory building as defence and I don't lack confidence nor do I really get nervous when I play.'
As a prosecutor I prefer countering the defence with logic rather than relephants.
Otherwise I'm somewhat happy-go-lucky when I play.
I also tend to ask a lot of questions though.

>Main Role
I end up playing Co-Pro a lot, but my favorite role is Co-Defence.
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>>135251054

Sho, Sebastian, Gregory, Ryu, Ema, Apollo, Gundam, Asougi, 999's.

INTJ

Tie between co-def, lead def, and witness.
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>>135281096
>>135280574
>>135278810
MORE
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>>135282553

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5289994/1/As-sisters-we-share-everything-poor-Apollo
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>>135276614
>Mia players

There's only one dedicated player, and they probably don't know how to seduce people.
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>>135251054
As for myself... Reposting from last thread

>main
Trucy Wright, she's a cutie.

>personality
Taking the shortcut, INTJ.
Or basically, great logical thinker, good at theorycrafting(when I have enough to back it up), strategic planner and shit at asspulling.
I usually want to rush cases if I can already see how they are going to end and detective asspulls are like cancer, they kill my fun

>main role
U S E F U L Suppprt

I liked this idea on the previous thread, so I will probably keep posting >>135251054 myself unsteady
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>>135251054
Sebastian, Manfred, Shing Shang "Not so fast, your honour" Lang.

INTJ, but I'm not sure how true that is.

>>135284629
Stop.
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>>135251054
>main
Athena and Holmes

>personality
INFP

>favorite role
prosecutor, witness is also fun.
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>>135251054

Shih-na, Yew, Lana, older girls in general but I try to mix it up when I case.

ISTP
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>>135251054
>Your main
Don't really have one, but most played are probably Redd White, Badd, and Matt Engarde

>Your personality
ENFP

>Your favorite role.
Witness or Detective
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>>135251054
>Main
Adachi, Wellington
>personality
INPF-T
>main role
B A N T Z are the part I'm best at in AO, so I usually like playing co-Pro. When I'm completely awake and thinking, lead or co-Def can be fun (especially as an asshole like Adachi or Wellington), but I have to be in the right mindset for it.
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Remove Lewdposters/Recreationposters
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>>135291115

why?

are you afraid of your waifu being posted?
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>Just want to case
>all the areas are either dead or shitposting
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>>135291946
Then start a case.
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Looking to start a case in area 3
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>>135284383
>not wanting to sexually dominate Names as punishment for a poor performance in a case
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>>135292501

>Names
>always plays the same characters
>nonstop asks for feedback every single time but never takes it and uses it to be better
>trying to force some retard "lore"
>every single time a case ends, "WOW I DID SO BAD"

getting annoying desu senpai
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>>135292964
This t.b.h
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>>135284773
Oh you are the "no fun allowed" guy
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>>135294032
Not him, but fun can be had without reposting the same post three times in a row.
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>>135251054
>Mains:
- Hobo Nick
- Gant

>Personality:
ENTP-A

>Main Role:
Detective/Witness
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>>135230131
>>135230131
>>135230131
Tuesday stream
twitch tv/guardlytheguard/
Get ready for a literal and figurative trainwreck
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>>135292964
>"lore"

What? How can there be "lore" in AO?
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>>135294858

>he doesn't know

AO lore is pretty much a bunch of accidental jokes, but some cucks try to force it on others.
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>>135294373
I didn't mean that.

I mean he is the guy who is "no fun allowed" DURING cases.

I saw some people talk shit about him for a little bit on area 2 yesterday
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>>135251054

Uncle Ray.

ENFJ, some "Protagonist" bullshit. I like cases. I also like to think I handle pressure well but who knows right?

Lead Defense.
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>>135295731
>ENFJ
We all love you, senpai
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>>135295873

This is all vaguely worded bullshit to make people feel better about themselves, right?
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>>135296097
Yes. Just like horoscopes and blood types
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The technology is here
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>>135251054
Jeffrey Master
ENFP
Co-Prosec

ALTHOUGH I REALLY WANT LEAD BUT THEN EMA SHOWS UP AND THEN IT'S LIKE "ok ill be co"
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>>135296097
Not really, but it doesn't hold much scientific value

We still all love you, senpai. And we definitely know you think the same
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>>135296329
I was told I should join and be prosecutor then you came in out of nowhere! But hey you were basically the pro because I was awful
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>>135296703
Wh---What? Nonono, I just asked questions and made a bunch of baloney. Nothing noteworthy.

Th...Thanks though...
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http://strawpoll.me/7091326
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>>135294692
>it really did become a trainwreck
We're not even done with the detective
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desu i think most cases go to shit because no crime photo like in the original game and map with no details
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>>135300004
Crime photos would help quite a bit.
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>>135299874
Literal trainwreck.
Would send detective to Microsoft Support.
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>>135300775
>>135299874
>dat Rhoda testimony
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Ooga booga where the cases at?
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>>135303328
Area 2 has currently a trainwreck going on, I would recommend checking it out
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>>135303328

somebody start case making in 1 or 4

2 and 3 are in the middle of them
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>>135301025
What was wrong about it? Really? I'm the Rhoda. I'd like to know, so maybe, you know, I can fix it?
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>>135292964

>gives weak bantz and meh job at prosecuting
>"WOW NAMES YOU'RE SO SAVAGE"

these people have never seen proper savage
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Area 3 could use a docfag real bad. Case is about to start too.
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Gregory scale of Case Trainwrecking
-9 Gregories: The action has solved every single Japanafornian case in its entirety.
-1 Gregory: The action taken has solved the case with a Not Guilty verdict.
-.75 Gregories : The action has broken the final boss. Not Guilty incoming.
-.5 Gregories : The action taken has solved a certain problem in the case.
-.25 Gregories : The action taken was all according to the keikaku of everyone.
0 Gregories : The action did jack shit.
.25 Gregories : The action slightly disoriented everybody, but not enough to derail the case.
.5 Gregories : The action taken has fucked up a testimony, but not the case.
.75 Gregories : The action undertaken has fucked up the case, but the Judge can still get it on track for a verdict.
1 Gregory : The action has turned the case into a Trainwreck.
-- MYTHIC GREGORIES --
1.25 Gregories: The case turned into a trainwreck, and was thus taken as fast as possible to the verdict.
1.5 Gregories: The action has killed everyone involved in the case.
1.75 Gregories: The action has killed everyone in Japanifornia.
>2 Gregories: The action has killed practically everyone, but nobody is able to write it out. The eventual and written end of Ace Attorney Online.
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What the absolute fuck is happening with the Area 2 case?
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If anyone wants to complain all the shitposters from the thread are in Area 0 right now.
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>there are people in this very thread who don't know of the Blue Badger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts
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>>135306159
>Being this mad at banter
>Attacking the player directly midcase

Did Names kick your dog or something Apollo?
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>>135265538
The little 'smack' damage noise and screenshake is already planned as a thing. Not sure about other effects such as dramatic text delays or franzibald's whip strikes because those may play hell with the chat scrolling systems, which is already something that doesn't like to behave. I'll see what I can do!

Sorry about the lack of updates...
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>>135309501
Please tell me we are getting def/pro side chats and copyable IC chat?
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>>135309998
>>135309501
I just want a working Evidence panel, or for it to be taken out.
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>>135308473

i'm not even that Apollo

Names wants feedback, i just don't sugarcoat it.
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>>135295105
>>135294032
In response to being called out for shitposting, instead of accepting it and moving on, you're saving face and inciting drama by bitching about a non existent boogeyman.

>>135294858
Memes and gimmicks.

And that doc full of names that people keep posting.
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>>135310163
Evidence should be easy enough to implement.
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>>135231162
KEEP POSTING THIS SHIT AND I WILL INTENTIONALLY DIE FASTER
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>>135268865
What the hell
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>>135309501
>Already planned as a thing
Looking forward to it greatly then.
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>>135309501
>People are actually fixing the client
Oh my god is this heaven?
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>>135231162
>>135311891
SICKFRAN I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE.

Know that you're missed and we love you.
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>>135313864
SHIT, WHAT ARE DOING? YOU KILLED THE SICKFRAN
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>>135309501
how is the evidence system going to work? custom images with a description or being able to choose from a predetermined drop down list? or both?
is it opensource?
also were you umineko or someone else?
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>>135314218
SICKFRAN I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE.

Know that you're missed and we love you.
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>>135309501
Do NOT force screenshake, if you're putting it in, leave an option to turn it off.
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>>135309998
Copyable IC chat should be easy to do.
I've heard mixed responses for def/pro side chats because people say that they like being able to see both teams whispering to each other. I'm still on the fence but if I did decide to do it, it would be easy enough to implement. Witness chat is, however, more likely to be a thing because it's the one situation where the witnesses need to be able to communicate with each other to keep things kinda straight sometimes but also the one role where they need to keep the 'whodunnit' aspect of it under wraps amongst themselves. Still not sure how I could actually stop people from double-clienting to watch the chat on every bench and circumvent bench-specific chats if I DID put them in, though...
>>135310163
Working evidence is a planned thing! Current design is that the judge will be able to choose the evidence picture from a gallery of evidence images hosted on the server, give it a description for the case, and then add it to the court record that everyone in the case can see/present. The judge will also be the one that has the ability to update old evidence in the court record if needed. Evidence will probably be one of the harder things to be put into the game so I'm a little nervous about it, desu.

>>135313791
It's not fixing the client, it's a complete rewrite, but please don't build too much hype or get too excited because it's still in very early stages and fan projects like these tend not to come to fruition even if I'm confident in my ability to do so. I won't even be able to make progress on it again until this next weekend because of work-related reasons. I don't want to disappoint people too badly if it doesn't all work out for ae stupid reason or I have to abandon the project.
>>135314297
In order: See above, Yes I plan on making it open source, and someone else. I can guarantee you've never heard of me because I never speak in the AO chat and don't trip unless someone asks a question or I got an update.
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>>135314895
alright cool
i wonder whatever happened to umineko but it doesn't matter since his isn't open source
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>>135314784
Noted! I'll put it down for my list of things to do for when I get around to actually putting it in, but that's still quite a ways off.
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>>135309998
Copying takes me longer than typing in some cases.
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>>135309501
Please add mirroring sprites as an ini option.
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>>135315412
depends if you just copy a line or an entire page
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>waiting for cases to end.gif
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>>135317942
>Signing up for cases as an impatient person.
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>>135315626
Two things:
1) Mirroring sprites is already planned as being a thing. Check a box to flip the sprites. You can also select any bench with any character to help compensate for the loss of .ini swapping. I plan on trying to make as many 'features' of .ini swapping as possible built into the actual client, because...

2) .inis will no longer exist, and will be replaced with .jsons that exist serverside that will enforce proper emotes/buttons/timings clientside. Adding new characters to everyone's client is should be as easy as the server operator uploading them to a folder on the server and then reconfiguring the area/courtroom to allow that character as a viable char select option.

Most things will be stored on the server (Or on Youtube for the case of music) and then cached in the client when called for, which allows for whoever's running the server to have the ability to add new characters, emotes, or buttons without having to take down the server or make gigantic content packs. Instead, people just send them the .gifs, buttons, and a couple of lines to put in the character's .json (to label the .gifs as pre/post animations and give them timing for sounds if they need it) and the server will automagically have everyone's clients cache the new characters/animations the first time somebody tries to use them.

Do keep in mind that since I plan on making this open source, if you want to make fully-functional characters and then send them to lupa or whoever's running things in a mega file, you can totally do that by just hosting your own local server to test things on. I am not planning on adding or making any new characters on my own, but I will likely create a helper program/script that will fully or partially convert old .ini files into new .json files so that the new client won't only have like 2 characters on it and most or all of the existing characters can be ported over.
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>Lupa still doesn't put dates on the update file
>No updates archive
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>>135318317

i mean, waiting for cases to end so you can actually join one.
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>>135314895
Couple things: Color palette/wheel instead of a button to cycle through them.
Make a queue for IC text. Hitting enter puts your message at the back of the queue.
Mods retain the ability to redtext, and are the only people who can redtext. Redtexting will put your message at the front of the queue instead of at the back. This will help mods be able to case without interrupting everyone, while still letting them cut in during cases to do their jbobs.
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>>135319190

The queue idea seems terrible and easily abused. What's wrong with what we have now?
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>>135318380
Please stop. You're getting my hopes too high.
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>>135319190
I honestly don't agree with the queue idea just because it will make it even harder for the Judge to get everyone to shut the fuck up.

"Order! Everyone be quiet"
>4 more messages that were already queued play immediately
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>>135319190
I don't plan on removing any colors or changing color functionality if I can avoid it.
Not sure on if queueing things is a good idea, either, but I'll think about it I guess?

>>135319468
A-anon, no please!
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>>135319335
>>135319503
>>135319721
Go to a really heated case where all 3 DAs, all 3 pros, and the witness are arguing. Try to say something as the judge. Watch at it takes 2 minutes for your message to go through because the DAs all respond to the bantz which makes the pros bant more which makes the DAs respond more.
Or, with a queue, you'd hit Enter and your message will be locked in for you to say "Shut the fuck up and let the judge talk"

I would direct you to Tables, Ladders and Chairs but the recording was deleted.
I ended up giving both sides 5 penalties JUST to get them to shut up long enough for my message to actually send.

As for the colors, you wouldn't remove any of them, just change how they're selected. And the only functionality change is the mod-only color which becomes the only color that can interrupt users.
If you've ever been in a case with a Klavier who constantly cuts you off before a single letter in your message gets sent, you know how infuriating it can be.
With my proposed change, only redtexting would interrupt, which would only be used for moderating purposes.
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>>135320334

What about the issue that anon >>135319503
just pointed out? With your system, the Judge is lost in a sea of queued messages because no one will shut the fuck up. A queue will NOT solve this issue, Leads controlling their benches and penalties meaning something will.

That and if all of the Defense and the Prosecution is talking, they're just fucking dumb. The queue idea is bad and easily abused. Do not want.
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>>135318380
So, what, they would be buttons under hold it/objection/take that?
Wit, Def, Pro, Hld, Hlp, Jud, with a checkbox for mirror?
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>>135320779
Probably something like that, yeah. Certain buttons such as the judge's gavel, GUILTY, NOT GUILTY, REBUTTAL, and the Testimony/Theory/Asspull tickers will be exclusive to certain benches.
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>>135320670
What about a function for judges that temporarily clears out the queue/silences people for 10 seconds? It'd probably need a cooldown so it wouldn't be abused, but judges already have enough trouble calling order as it is.
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>>135321739
I've been thinking of making that a part of the gavel or triple gavel.
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>>135321801
pls no
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>>135321739

While that's a decent idea, the queue idea itself has more than just that problem. At first glance it seems alright but it really could be easily abused and in general break things all for very little gain.
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>>135251054
Miles Edgeworth

INTP-A

Lead Defense.
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>>135321739
>What are penalty bars for
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>>135323085

I think the issue is that we don't have judges ending cases on penalties enough. Or at least threatening to. Hell, Judges themselves will say

>penalties
>mattering

When they deal them in a case. At the start of the case if a Judge makes clear they have no qualms ending a case on penalties, then I think that alone will give their word much more weight.
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>>135323317
As someone who once had a Judge on the final boss say he would penalize pointless pressing, I say yes. That shit does matter a big deal to me.
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>>135323317
Part of the reason for that is how much flak Judges get for ending a case via penalties. I can understand that somewhat, like if a Defense bench and witnesses are doing fine but the Prosecution is just shitposting and then they get penalized to death, but a lot of judges are afraid of giving out actually lethal penalties.
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>>135324058
It honestly depends on the judge. Thin Ice should NOT have ended on penalties the first go around since the judge was overwhelmingly biased towards the prosecution the entire time. But in a case like pic related, where one side stops giving a fuck, it's fine.
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>>135324058

That's another issue as well. Judges need to grow a thick skin and realize that no matter what they do people will be upset. I've seen too many judges let shit slide because "oh well people in the anonymous chatroom were mean to me before when I did that".

You can either be everyone's friend or you can be a fucking judge, man, pick one and only one.
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>robot starts talking in morse code
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>>135318380
>Most things will be stored on the server (Or on Youtube for the case of music) and then cached in the client when called for,
Can't we at least keep the sounds so it get fucked over by shitty internet?
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>>135325104
so it doesn't*
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>>135324910
>MORSE CODE
>not binary
Am I even alive?
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>>135325104
The sound files aren't particularly big. It's the music that's the killer and also something you don't necessarily want to be hosted directly on the server, either (since most server hosting places absolutely despise people hosting music).
The normal game sounds are pretty tiny and will be cached on your client the first time they're played. The music tracks should be streamed to you through youtube's API at whatever quality you normally get from youtube. Trying to figure out what to do with sprites was easy. Same with sounds (because your average boop, bip, or objection noise is actually really small filesize-wise). Music less-so. I'm not entirely convinced it should be a problem though, since you should cache the youtube video once it loads and it's not like people are going to be playing the entire music list in every trial. Most of the time less than 20 songs get played from what I've seen. I really don't wanna fuck over the poor canadians that have capped internet if I can avoid it, but I'm not canadian so I don't know how much bandwidth each of the various solutions would use, so it's difficult to gauge.
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>>135320334
>>135320670
>>135319190
Holy shit no, that is a retarded idea. The problem is the text speed being slow as fuck. Make the text speed way faster and I'm sure you'll.have way less people talking over each other.
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>>135251054
Kristoph G.

INTJ-A

Only tried Co-pro so i cant confirm what i do and do not like.
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>>135326330

slow text speed is a good thing, forces everyone to stop and read what people are saying instead of blazing through.
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>People doing Whose Court in area 0 when there's an entire area dedicated to the game.
I don't understand.
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>>135251054
>main
>implying

>personality
INTJ

>favorite role
Witness or Detective, most useful, one of the harder ones, and most fun.
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>>135327292
Because we can.
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>>135327539
Enjoy being interrupted by shitposting and spam then.
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>>135327292
>>135328158
>Dead area
>Complaining when someone uses it.
>>
>plenty of people in area 0 and 5
>no case building
WEW LADS
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>>135328517
It's called the basement for a reason
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>>135325898
you can't speak in "binary" idiot
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>>135328520

THEN GO DO IT
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>>135327292
The people who don't like the circlejerk in Area 5 made their own circlejerk.
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>>135328798
>you can't speak in "binary" idiot
Wew
>>
>trick solves the case as judge yet again
Why
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>>135332472

>solves the case
>presents conjecture-laden bullshit that would get shot down by any half-competent Prosecutor
>but he's judge so it's forced as fuck
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>>135328798
01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 00100000
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Quick!

Claim your slutfu before someone else does!
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>>135335212
Everyone.
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>>135335212

EMA IS PURE
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>>135335212
First for Uncle Ray
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>>135335212
i claim you
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>>135335212
Mia NOT for sexual!
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>>135335678

NOT FOR SEXUAL
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>>135335212
Claiming Cammy..
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>>135335582
You get Olbag.

>>135335642
Pure Slut.

>>135335702
You get Grossman

>>135335745
LOL
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>>135335212
Claim kay, I'll keep her safe and pure.
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>>135335212
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>>135336889
2 late...
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>>135337215
>>135335908
I see.
I propose we settle this with a SUDDEN DEATH TRIAL.
One penalty, One Witness, Final Destination.
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>>135337346
Fite me (even though I dont do cases)
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>>135335212
Is AAO the sluttiest community?!

It's literally ERP
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>>135338156
That would be PSO2 General.
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>NOT GUILTY
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>>135338907
>Frozen judge
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>>135338907
>>135339380

>Short Statement. Prove me he's guilty
>''HE DID IT''
>ok
>not guilty
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>>135338907
>>135339380
>>135339551
At least the asspull was good.
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ROUND 3 !
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>>135342403
Can you just not.
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>>135342403
>Still not on there
Thank god.
>>
hey, niggas
this is a message from one of the real niggas up top
listen
i love all of you
but you all gotta stop worrying
games is games, nigga
it's all a good time
just relax, have fun
holy shit
stop the drama
>>
>>135342694
Thanks Optilex.
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>>135342694
no
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>>135342694
Don't you have fan fiction to read on stream?
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>>135342694
Hi Adam
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>>135342403
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>>135342403
Time, knock it off.
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>>135342403
Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>135345332
Ban Time and none of this will ever happen again.
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>>135345332
>even Lupa is calling you out

Time to kill yourself.
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>>135343127
but bitches and whines about it instead.

Wow, it's fucking nothing.
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>>135345507
This desu.
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>>135345507
>not banning Lupadim
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>>135342403
Fixed
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>>135342403
Still too new to be in this.
Not sure how i feel since i love HG
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>>135346416
>wanting to be a namefag

Leave.
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>>135342403
>>135346395
>tfw still not on this
Thank goodness.
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>>135347452
You have to be a depressed shit to get on it.
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Is there any cases going on?
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>Area 0 killed by soundspamming
>Area 5 also dead
>>
any cases need a player?
>>
so wheres the stream? any archives? I want to see one of these things in action
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Hosting 4 hour case in area 2.
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>>135354371
What roles?
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>>135354371
CASE IN AREA 2

FREE BLOWJOBS
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>>135354371
Ace Attorney Investigations cast case in AREA 2

Free Blowjobs
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AREA 2 RIGHT NOW
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any areas just starting up, or need people?
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>>135361698
I AM FUCKING DEAD.
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Fucking case 2
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>>135327416
>INTJ
>detective/witness

Making shit up at the moment for your type truly is suffering, or do you just plan testimonies earlier during casebuilding?
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This fucking detective
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>>135364513
Best line.
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>the 2 areas with people already have cases up

Just when i had time to play.
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Retarded Detective, and a witness who counts seconds. Why.
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>>135366218
are we here just to suffer
Godot did nothing wrong
>>
>MEGAshit
thanks for the spyware dicks
>>
>4 hour case
>Det and wit sabotage it with convoluted testimonies.
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>>135363019
>>135367309
>Taking screenshots of yourself.
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>>135326032
You can estimate it by finding a program to monitor how much bytes you're downloading/uploading per second.
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>>135368554
>Special needs detective
>Autistic Alita Second Counter
>Payne Train Triple Witnessing
>>
>Kristo doing math
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>TFW played all games except PWvsL and no more cases to play

I hate this feel. AAI2 was good though. The last murder was dumb as fuck tho.
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Case just ended, anyone have a case they want to do/docfag
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HOLY FUCK THERE'S A CASE IN AREA 2

GET OVER HERE AAAAAAAAA
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Gotta bump while everyones sleeping

And not playing

Like the Case in Area 2

don't die /aog/
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>>135380858
Don't worry, we will resist at least until this summer
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>>135364513
>mfw reading his testimony.
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You are our only hope bump-chan
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>>135386519
My lazy pasted together update.
http://i.imgur.com/PsXhPpn.png
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>>135387765
>I got a quote in
Look mom, I'm famous!
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>>135386519
>That Young Nick quote

Thats LSP1
Was that shit recorded?
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>>135383232
Diego and Mia Defense Case when?
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>>135383667
I want to FUCK that sherlock
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>3 witness case
>first witness has a maximally decisive testimony
>"I was there and I saw the defendant kill the victim"
>incriminates the defendant completely
>people think this is good
>>
Some of Young Ema's sprites seemed to be fucked up in terms of their icons. It was an easy enough fix, so I'll be putting it in the suggestion doc.
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>>135391865

He didn't identify the defendant though
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AREA 3 CASE

FREE BJS
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>>135391865
>witness says the defense should have asked the right questions to his four line testimony
>witness then fucks off to sign up for the case in the other area
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Hello everyone, sprite Guy/Inimod here. I've gotten some suggestions for new sprites and such and i'm wondering what you guys want the most?

Feel free to vote on what i should work on first.

http://strawpoll.me/7098387/
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>>135396089
Great poll, Payne.
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>>135396089
Great poll, Payne.
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>>135396089
Don't forget to vote. FREE BLOWJOBS
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>>135395370
Don't forget
>Detective required back in to tell the court the witness is a lying fuck
>witness backreels and says he pressed an EMT button, then he talked to the defendant who made the call
>Detective required to state that EMT are required to report stuff to the police
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DGS team vs Von Karma team with JUSTICE witnesses is gonna happen in area 3
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>>135397760
Need Apollo "JUSTICE!" Justice as either detective or 3rd witness.
(Or someone else if you don't want to be on the meme theme team)
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Area 3 Case is stlil building. Could use a Detective still.
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>>135397886
Stop taunting me, I can't get on AO for another two hours.
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>>135396089
>No fixed holmes sprites ever.
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>>135396089
>putting cute option in a poll
>expecting others to win
>even making a cute vs non-cute poll with 1 choice

You fucking simple-minded twats
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>>135398442
At least you're getting this plus flipped emotes
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LIVE DAMNIT
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>>135398802
Where's the cute option? All I see is a skanky whore alongside lolis, LSP, and characters that people will actually use.
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>>135396089
>implying adding LSP requires effort

http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/Franzyadri.png.html

http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/Kaysfirstkiss.png.html

http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/Francest.png.html

http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/lilKaylilfran.png.html
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>>135401040
>SUNDRESS Trucy
>not the cute option
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>>135401094
Even more


http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/Emay.gif.html

http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/Caliina.png.html

http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/jeaniris.png.html

http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/kayfran.gif.html

http://s935.photobucket.com/user/Auraion_V/media/spal.png.html
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>OOC yelling at me for contradiction
>Case ends
>I already stated it but no one was listening
why does this happen every case. It always happens, and sometimes it doesn't even matter at all. I wouldn't have won that case 99% at that point. I'm sick of this shit, I wish OOC would just fuck off sometimes.
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>>135402157
We have to add this one
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Area 2 here.

Man, fuck M O E,

[Spoiler]Everyone else was fine though[/spoiler]
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We need someone to play Holmes in Area 3.
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>>135404032
Original Holmes here, it looks like my internet died and isn't coming back anytime soon. Sorry 'bout that.
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GOOD CASE BOYS
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>>135404394
That's a shame but honestly Ryu and Asougi defending together is still pretty fucking cool
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>>135404705
>nitpicking a whinge
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Shilling for Faris.

twitch dot tv slash capt_faris

Area 3 case being streamed
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>>135407834
Damn, so much for my stealth stream.
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>>135396089

>new Shields animations

PLEASE

Uncle Ray depends on you
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>>135408560
Make some Lewd Uncle Ray sprites while you're at it.
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>>135396089
>Sundress Trucy is leading

I fucking hate all of you
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Posted this the other day but posting it again because some guy said it was shit and requested I make one just from one of the sprites. I can definitely sympathise with not wanting fanart put in to the game but I want to know what the popular opinion is. I don't want to submit something that most people don't like. If the new one proves more popular I'll make the non-lip-flapping version (wish I'd done it the other way around I guess). See next post.
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>>135411920
tl;dr, fanart Franny or cropped Franny
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>>135412149
I much prefer this one. Mis-matching art styles kill my case boner.
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So are these cases just improv? Because I see a few 'cases' on the wiki but most of them are just a few sentences at most, and it seems like people basically just go in whatever direction they want.

Which is cool, I like that, but I don't want to fuck it up when I play.
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>>135413274
Almost everything is totally improv nowadays. We set up premise, evidence, and cast beforehand, but after that it's all up to the players to come up wtith something.
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>>135396089
Why don't you just add all of them you fucking cuck?
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>>135415691
The guy has to make them first senpai.
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>>135415691
Because you can only have one zoom reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>135415850
add both and people can use what they like.
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>>135402587
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>>135415691
It will take time, and i wanted to know what order people want them in. Fuck off.
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The prosecution is getting so much bullied in area 3 right now
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Where do you guys keep these nice doc templates?
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>>135251054
Sissel

ENTJ
"embody the gifts of charisma and confidence, and project authority in a way that draws crowds together behind a common goal." and "characterized by an often ruthless level of rationality, using their drive, determination and sharp minds to achieve whatever end they've set for themselves."

Lead Defense.
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If I wanna be FINAL BOSS, should I write testimony ahead of time or wait for the case to progress and see where it goes?
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>>135417709
Here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14gc38VJu0igrVgVW92QWj3DJnrwZrntmpjLxah7Udck/edit?usp=sharing
Except there's nothing on it for now. If those who have blank UNEDITABLE templates could post a link to them here it'd be greatly appreciated.
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>>135418840
as long as your testimony fits in with the case then there shouldn't be any problems
you can pre-write it and re-write it to fit others testimonies
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Question, this counts as a general for the games as well right?

I just finished the third game yesterday. I should move on to apollo then the edgelord games right? Or do the edgelord games comes before? chronologically
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>>135418050
>ENTJ
>Lead defense

Great combo, I hope I will get to support you one day, maybe with a INTP co-defense for quick contradiction hunting
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>>135419470
The Edgeworth games are the next, chronlogically. AJ is next in release order. Doesn't really matter which one you play next, but AAI2 is frequently considered to be one of the best in the series.
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>>135419842
Alright. Damn. I just did the first case for apollo to. Guess ill put it on hold for a bit
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>>135326032
TBQH, the youtube music thing sounds awful. The current system, where you download all the songs at once, while seemingly pointless and slow at the beginning, is much quicker and efficient in the long run, as you don't have to worry about shitty internet speeds fucking up the music, or people putting on random garbage from youtube that the server hasn't approved.
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>>135419910
it really doesn't matter. Yeah the Edgeworth games are chronologically first but you're not going to miss out on anything playing AJ.
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>>135419910
You don't have to stop playing AJ! Just play whatever appeals to you most for now. There are no connections between AJ and AAI, if that's what you're worried about.
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>>135412149
this one is so much better.
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Any cases going on?
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>>135422324
Area 3's case is going to end soon. Holmes is attempting to incriminate the Detective.
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>>135422845
Is it a "detective sucks at his job so much he should be indicted" case?
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>>135423743
No it's a case where the witness did not plan ahead and now nobody knows what to do after pointing out the contraddiction
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>>135411920
>>135412149
They're both good.
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>>135423854
Did they try the "is it relevans?" way out? I don't really have a doc or anything, but if one points out a contradiction it should have some kind of impact.
And witnesses not planning ahead. Ugh. Those are literally my bane.
If a witness has no idea what the value of their words is, they generally are making the case longer just by details.
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Never forget.
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>>135425194
GOD DAMNIT MILES
YOU FUCKING TRUTHFAGGY MOTHERFUCKER
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>>135425194
>>135425786
fuck this case was a blast
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>>135425194
>>135425786
>>135426358
Truthfag Miles here, I didn't even plan to Truthfag until I saw how much of a hardass Franziska and Manfred were. All I did was give the defense a fighting chance.
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>>135426509
to be honest the defense weren't very good.
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>>135426759
Hence why I had to give them somewhat of a fighting chance
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>>135426509
>http://strawpoll.me/7098387/
Oh man I remember that one.
That was a fun case to witness.
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WHY WHY WHY
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>>135426952
Whoops, took the strawpoll with me as well. Oh well.
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>>135427189
Click "View problem details", post here the result.
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>>135402879
You were Debeste, my man. You and Jeff were really good to have on the side. Jeff when he stopped doing the defence's job, and let them have their awkward silences.
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>>135427589
>Problem signature:
>Problem Event Name: APPCRASH
>Application Name: AttorneyOnline.exe
>Application Version: 0.0.0.0
>Application Timestamp: 534bee2c
>Fault Module Name: KERNELBASE.dll
>Fault Module Version: 6.3.9600.17055
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>Exception Code: 0eedfade
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>OS Version: 6.3.9600.2.0.0.768.101
>Locale ID: 1033
>Additional Information 1: be8a
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>Additional Information 3: 2e34
> Additional Information 4: 2e34f64a1ebd050dfdb99f32f89c326c
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>>135251054
>maining
>ever
Just kidding, almost Trucy, but I ended up liking Ema Skye better in general

>Personality
INTP-T according to that personality test in the OP

>Main Role
I like to Co- or 3rd-Defense, but mostly just let Lead lead unless he's missing something obvious, or if he didn't ask something that I would think is important.
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>>135427864
Did you even replace the files when you downloaded everything? The screenshot shows your portsman didn't load.
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>both Area 0 and Area 5 are getting used
Does that mean we can finally get rid of Area 5 and put the barroom background on Area 0 instead?
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>>135251054
INFP-t

I usually roll co def as Debeste.
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Mod's namefag tier list.
http://pastebin.com/VjJyxGwq
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>>135429389
yes
if this was just a matter of the sprites not loading, then i could manage, but if i just sit and not do anything for not even two minutes it'll crash
then again people are actually using area 0 now, so that might contribute
i honestly don't even know
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>>135429756
I object to that list.
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>>135430114
Some people are taking jokes way too goddamn seriously.
>>135429756
And you are retarded.
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>>135430114
>>135429756
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>>135429756
Adam I swear to God are you drinking on the job too?
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>>135427864
O-oh

I see, I see...

Yes, that makes sense...

Try what's at the FAQ
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A5poster Rhoda a best.

Post here if you love Rhoda.
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>>135431184
Keep it in your pants, Rai
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>>135431184
Go away Rai
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>>135431184
Only Rhodafag please. We all know it's you.
She is cute. I'll give you that.
>>135430797
And this is after running it in admin. Going to restart and try again.

> Problem Event Name: APPCRASH
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>Application Version: 0.0.0.0
>Application Timestamp: 534bee2c
>Fault Module Name: StackHash_be8a
>Fault Module Version: 0.0.0.0
>Fault Module Timestamp: 00000000
>Exception Code: 00000000
>Exception Offset: PCH_24_FROM_ntdll+0x0003D2EC
>OS Version: 6.3.9600.2.0.0.768.101
>Locale ID: 1033
>Additional Information 1: be8a
>Additional Information 2: be8a50e5e2f13f570cb23bd87c1622bb
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>Additional Information 4: 2e34f64a1ebd050dfdb99f32f89c326c
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>>135431184
Is this that one guy who has a crush on her? This is too much, guy. Quit this shit.

>>135431418
Have you tried deleting and reinstalling the client?
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>>135431264
>>135431328
>Rai
Wrong.
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>>135431184
She's okay but I wouldn't date her or anything.
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>>135431972
Are we talking about porn in the ooc rhoda? She's a good defense but has bad taste.
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>>135431972
>>135432628
>she
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>>135432971
I'm secretly a girl:'')
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>>135423854
You mean it's a case where the defense got butthurt when the prosecution did their job countering the defense's objections, and where the defense couldn't find (strong) enough contradictions, or jump on them before the prosecution did.

That wooden crack was the defendant being thrown toward the door. Shortly after, Fulbright came from the ceiling. So how, then, did Captain Cockhead find the bottle of "drugs" in the garbage can in the corner? He even admitted he bolted the moment Fulbright came into the picture. I wonder, maybe it's because he was the real killer.
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Will we ever get the full power of Justice?
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>>135433456
INJUSTICE WE TRUST!
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Need new detective in room 3.
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Area 3 needs a detective, on account of the original one deleting the fucking document and leaving just at the start.
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>>135434151
>>135434186
Going to be at work for the next 5 hours so rip my ass
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>>135434186
What happened, exactly?
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>>135435269
exactly what I said.
>>
>I'm a meme now
>literally everything I say is construed as a form of whining
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>>135438914
Goodnight Cuft.
You can go to Areas 1 or 2 for openings. 3 is in a case.

And a goodnight to you Snaikku.
See you later. ;)
>>
Well, I read the top there, guides, and the thread.
Got kinda idea of what this is.
..still pretty sure I have no idea what I'd be getting into.
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>>135439692

Watch some cases.
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>>135439692
8 hours of fun every day
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>>135439692
Aotism.
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>>135439692
It's a good idea to watch a few cases before jumping into one.
I watched about 4 before I did my first one.
twitch tv/guardlytheguard/v/33512892
Most people use this case as an example of how a good one goes.
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>>135439969
One of my favourite cases.

And I still stand by that 4 evidence limit built some pretty good cases.
>>
How have I not heard of this game before today? The shit is seriously a well kept secret.
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>>135440662
You mean the series or the Attorney Online thing?
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>>135439969

Doc for Spelunk if anyone is interested in it

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NjSHSoTinVba8sOmQzt090kj7n06lfse2YwL8U5ptyw/edit
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>>135433456
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>>135433456
>>
I'm streaming the case in room 3 right now.

Twitch dot tv slash mraesthetics
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>>135433456
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>>135443982
You mean that case with the asshole who started all the drama?
>>
I'm going to start casecrafting in area 4. Come by if you want to help case craft and maybe join.
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>>135444379
what?
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>>135444830
The one who played Snake and bullied DocVera out of AO, then made the rest of the case shitty
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>>135433456
Those are all I could find sadly.
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>>135444991
Who cares
>>
Fuck that iron justicer


i'm out
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>>135445202
The cases that need docfags
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>>135444991
>>135445202
We shouldn't encourage people to shit on cases.
>>
Valant and Godot as of late.

INFP-T
Anyone I have played against in AO has lost the Long War. I can talk. I can talk for DAYS. I can talk to, around and above you until your Case is flimsier than a house of twigs. Although it makes me feel like a bully.

I got used to getting pigeon-holed into Witness in the early /aog/ days where all the drooling retards raced for the bench roles but lately I've been swoocing into Lead Pros. and I have a ball but Witness is still my most consistent Role probably.

>tfw Lead Def never
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>>135445783
meant for
>>135251054

because I'm a super retard
>>
>>135445523
We shouldn't.
But you know better about how this thread actually behaves, especially considering "namefag" drama into the mix.
>>
>>135444991
what no i'm not that snake what the fuck.
>>
>>135445968

But it's literally never namefag drama. It's always retarded bullshit, but there's never been "namefag is upset at x" or whatever.
>>
>>135447478
it's because it's easier to shitpost when there's no name to match you to
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>>135447478
This
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>>135447478
I put "namefag" in quotes for a reason. Docfriend Vera is likely the Vera I knew from before and she did have an OOC name that she was referred to at times. So that's really all that's needed for the usual shit. A "who cares" is rather light on the 'shitposting cases due to perceived notions about certain players' scale. But let's change the topic to something positive.
Favorite in-client song that's rarely used? Mine is Kitaki Family.
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>>135448673
Nobody uses the Confrontation music from AAI in testimonies.
Why?
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>>135449140
Presto is for the "final final" testimony.

The moderato/allegro are used semi-frequently.
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wew lads
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GET IN AREA 4 NIGGAS I'LL SUK YA DICK
WITNESSES AND JUDGE NEEDED. SUPPORT DEF AND CO-PRO IS ALSO OPEN
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>>135251054
Young Mia

INFP-T

Lead Defense
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>call the detective back in to confirm the defense's theory
>detective says "oh yeah, the defendant was in the bathroom the entire time the murder was happening"
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I should have never ventured outside of AO.
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>>135452105
Finally. Get in the game, cases need people.
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>>135453056

What?
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>>135452565
>Defense Attorney building up hype
>Got the Pursuit theme going and everything
>Theory is all lining up according to keikaku
>Defense goes, "All we need is confirmation from the detective."

>Detective nullifies everything
>Doesn't even put a twist on it to make it an obstacle that the defense can then surmount and hype up again
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>>135452565
godot here
fucking wake me up
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>This case
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>Greg wandering autistically around the store
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>The moment detective single handedly solved the whole trial
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recently I feel like only like 1 case out of 10 is actually fun in the end

am I the problem?
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>>135454120

Yes
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>>135454120
Maybe.
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>>135454120
No
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>>135454120
what was the question again?
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>>135454120
Irrelevvant.
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>Area 3
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>>135233763
Lupa do it
I'll pay 500 lupacoins to make this happen
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http://gamebrew.org/wiki/Ace_Attorney_DS
So I just found this
Gonna look into it's viability into making cases. I might make a few GREG cases based on him in AAI2.
Anyone know of any other resources for the homebrew outside of this? Can't seem to find any actual cases made for it to try.
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Heading off work now. Any cases that need/have an opening?
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/aog/ I seem to have nowhere better to turn for this

I need that webm of Athena in AA5
You know the one
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young mia fey is best girl tbqh
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>>135463501
play a fucking case names
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Rec room was a mistake.
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>>135463630
no
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AREA 3 needs more people.

FREE BJS
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>>135464121
>>135464121
What this guy said.
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>>135464121
Judge, Detective and Witnesses needed

FREE BLOWJOBS
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>>135464558
Judge filled
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>>135464558
NEED DETECTIVE

FREE BJs
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>>135439692
>>135439969
I'm in the same boat. I came across this because the absolute absurdity of online AA was something I couldn't comprehend, but I really want to try this. It seems hilarious and fun to get into.

I think I'll try this when I have more time.
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Send help Area 3 is frozen.
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Area 3 is frozen. Move to area 2 I guess.
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Need hot fresh bitches for area 2
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>>135466462
Perfect
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People try so hard to become a meme and post their own screenshots in the thread. Embarassing.
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>>135470358
Are you just that angry? There hasn't been an in-game screenshot in the thread for the past 3 hours.
Here's your (You) nonetheless have a screenshot too.
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So is this like a fan made AA game?
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>>135470358
If you become a meme, it either means you're retarded or that you're a bit more known than others. I don't know if that's a good thing.
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>>135471060
It's a badly coded chat room client, that uses sprites from the AA games to represent your dialogue, and courtrooms as the backgrounds.
People use this coupled with some actions (Such as cross-examine button) to roleplay a court case.
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>>135471256
>roleplay
where
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>>135471417
When you shitpost in area 0/rec room as your favorite character. chances are you are roleplaying an idiot
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>>135471196
>been capped at least 3 times
>every time it wasn't me
I'm not sure if I should be honoured or not.
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>>135470552
>tfw I literally took that screenshot, dimensions checks out
I was co-def in that case too, The OP is also from that case, I didn't take that however.
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>>135471773
>capped only once
>it's the lamest, most unfunny screencap

Well, guess that's what happens when you try to take cases seriously and only joke around in the part between opening statement and detective
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>>135471773
>>135472989
>Been capped maybe 10 times
>None of them were me
>Some of them are from area 0 or rec room
Do I have a stalker or am I actually funny?
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>>135433456
After i'm done with Sundress Trucy, i could add fulbright to the list for my next poll.
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>>135474668
Don't forget about Barnham

Are you planning to put the sundress Trucy in her folder or make a separate character for charswapping, anyway?
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>>135474860
I'll make her a seperate folder for iniswapping.
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>judge
>>
>it's that kind of witness
>basically making up everything
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>>135477525
>implying that's how you shouldn't make a testimony in improv
All you should do is construct a testimony using the initial evidence, and then fix up any glaring contradictions. If the witness clearly didn't look at the evidence, or fix any glaring flaws, then that's a problem.
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>>135477525
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>>135471196

I think Froggy is the most capped player here. But i don't know if he's truly retarded since he's self aware of it ,or if he's a screen-bait player because his line feel genuine when say them
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>>135483226
An idiot couldn't come up with "we are lawyer". It's comedic genius.
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>>135483773
>>135483226
...or someone unable to speak English
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>>135483226
Frogpollo's just a guy with a disposition towards showmanship and a loose grasp on the english language

Those two make for perfect material for screencaps
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>>135483226

I've done some case with him, and i can say he's not retarded. He's clearly here to do a good show. And i mean in the way that if there is some obvious trap and bait in the prosecution sentence/witness testimony he will jump on it, even if he's going to be bullied, asking stupid question that at first look don't seem relevant during the trial that will suddently have relevance , but he will suddenly change mid-trial/end of it and starting to make good point or create a turnabout.

And the other thing i love with him is the fact that he know how and when to use each emote.
Something a lot of player don't know how to do
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As a thought, would it be possible to add a smirk to this anim at all?
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>Replaced AJ's Suspence theme
>Changed it to http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wAnpzma8Sp
>Because the original file for Suspence is only 49 seconds, it loops every time after that long
>Can't play the whole thing
It's what I get for fucking around with the playlist, but still.
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>>135485939
You mean instead of the talking or while they're talking?
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>>135486746
While they're talking, preferably.
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>>135486746
>>135486790
That is to say, instead of the serious frown while talking, she'd be smirking while talking, if that makes sense.
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>>135484854
>And the other thing i love with him is the fact that he know how and when to use each emote.
>Something a lot of player don't know how to do
I've personally been trying to improve on that. My personal problem is with damage emotes. It's a bit hard to have them during a debate, or if you personally know an answer to something. Or hell, just in general knowing when to time things is a skill. I've barely been using my fingerpoint, or the second page of emotes as Phoenix, simply because of how common the first page emotes come up. It's something I have to applaud Frogpollo for.
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Oh god the Crossbows. Ill have nightmares for weeks.
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>>135488228
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>>135488290
>only good witness was detective
>fucks up at end
>runs away
>no detective
WEW LAD
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>>135232653
Why is there an old grey dude with a staff on there? Raccoon row
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>>135488421
Hold Down and press B to turn into a statue as Tanooki Mario. You become invincible for about 6 seconds.
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>>135486790
>>135486963
To clarify do you want her teeth showing like the first one or mouth showing like the bottom one? Also I can't promise anything will be finished but I'll at least try.
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>>135488495
Eh?
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>>135488548
If it could be something closer to this.
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>>135488495
I just looked it up, I never knew you could do that.
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>>135488290
>my name is in the cap
Why would you do this to me anon.
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>>135489121
You are now a namefag
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Hahaha! Great post!
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>>135491598
Well meme'd, my friend.
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>>135488290
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Docfag needed in Area 2.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIGHgrDOZiI
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>>135493506
I fucking hate Athena, holy shit.
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Apparently Area 3 is frozen. Mods please help.
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>>135494425
Why?
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>>135467169
>>135439692
You guys should definitely watch some old cases, and spectate a few current ones (maybe even help casebuild, if you want)

After that, Support on either bench is the generally accepted newbie spot. You're still on the sidelines, but can contribute to the overall case.

The key here is that Support has to deliberately go out of their way to fuck up a case, which is probably what every new player is worried about (I know I was).

Other than that, it's a matter of getting cozy with the other players and committing ~8 hours for every case. After a one or two cases, you should feel good about trying other roles.
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>>135493506
Man, AAI will never cross over into AA, will it?
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>>135497978
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>>135493506
I can't be the only one who thinks that the new prosecutor was designed to be a contrast to Blackquill.
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Area 3 is unfrozen and we are case building. Get in here. All roles open.
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>>135497335
Wait, this can last up to 8 hours?

Holy moly I need to take a day off to try this out or something.
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Which characters count as support?
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>>135500371
Litterally any character.
Just change side in the character's ini to "= hld"
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>>135500371
Seriously, you decide what character would make a good support, but obviously the canon ones.
Be happy to put creativity into it though, like Will Powers or some shit. (could even be pic related)
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AREA 3 NEEDS PEOPLE UP IN THIS BITCH!
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>>135500635
THIS.


FREE BLOWJOBS.
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>>135500558
Is she in? I'd like to take her for a spin if that's the case.
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>>135500371
I always support as Hobo Nick. Underneath his lulzy exterior, there's an actual lawyer who can help out with the case!
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>>135500939
You have to iniswap.
>>
this is what other servers documents look like.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sBV2c0GiE0whkn9YFK5TXVq8KZOPFG2-WOZHImojaVw/edit
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>>135502017
Can't access it.
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>>135502268
It just said
"The lost turnabout"
"Defense attorney: Phoenix wright"
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>>135449140
Because people in AO are stupid when it comes to music. They want to play Moderato either until the case is over or until the final witness literally says ((GUYS I'M GOING TO GIVE THE LAST FINAL BOSS TESTIMONY NOW)).
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>>135502576

>turn on allegro because this testimony is going to be a case decider
>"WOW TURNING ON ALLEGRO FIRST TESTIMONY"
>it gets switched back to moderato
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>>135502576
The fuck is stopping you from changing it yourself?
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>>135502682
How dare you play anything that isn't Questioning Moderato (DGS)? The fuck????
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIGHgrDOZiI
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>>135502765
See >>135502682
They always change it back
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>>135502786
B-but we once played Questioning DD (Moderato) and everyone was okay with it!
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>>135503000
>Playing anything other than DGS music
Remove this heathen.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AceAttorney/comments/4aqjau/is_there_still_an_attorney_online_game_or_is_it/

>"I joined and didn't know how the 'lobbies' worked, and everyone chanted i should kill my ponyfag self. i was like wow. ok"
>"Er, that sounds like you may have joined Ace Attorney Vidya, the 4chan server. Either that or you ended up with a bad bunch of people on some other server."
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>>135503708

>the nigger that ran woolwines is a redditor

Not surprised.
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>>135503708
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AceAttorney/comments/4aqjau/is_there_still_an_attorney_online_game_or_is_it/

Why are you browsing reddit
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AREA 3 NEEDS PEOPLE NOW!
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>>135504536

Because I have a hunch some of the trash players come from reddit, so I went to see if they recently had any threads about AO.
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>tfw waiting for players
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>>135504918
>Namefagging
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>>135503847
He isn't. The guy that ran Woolwines was Woolwine, a guy that recorded cases on AO to put them at Youtube. Honestly he is the one who got hundreds of people into AO and contributed a lot to the community

This guy at Reddit is someone that stole the name of Woolwine's server, copied all the assets and threw it at the server list. Turns out a server called "Woolwine's" is not really the same if Woolwine is not there

The original Woolwines wasn't exactly perfect though, it was known for having extremely abusive and power-hungry moderators that would ban any users they didn't like (which is something that happens in many other servers like TTG)
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>>135505359
>it was known for having extremely abusive and power-hungry moderators that would ban any users they didn't like
So like AOV then?
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>>135500303
That's worse case scenario, and usually involves someone very important (like detective) fucking up tremendously somehow, somewhere.

Whenever that happens, the case SHOULD end in mistrial, but because people are stubborn, they clench their anuses and limp over the finish line.

May or may "save" the case in the end, hence the ungodly length. The worse I ever experienced was 8 hours.

But, if everyone what the hell they're doing, a solid case only lasts 5 hours, give or take.
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>>135497978
>Athena ate the crucial evidence

This is Greg tier incompetence.
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MAYA IS FOR SEXUAL CONFIRMED
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>>135489163
Fuck. And because the of a case I did while recovering from being bed ridden for the last two days.

At least I had fun.
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>>135509486
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>>135508940
[Puts on Puppet Show]
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>>135506820
I see, interesting
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>>135511932
>tfw you were Greg on that case
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>>135509750
Holy shit i was in that case, anyone got the doc?
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>>135511358
ATHENA KNOWS
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>>135509895
Jesus I really shit the bed with that post.

because of a case*.
>>
>Someone being this much of a salty nigger to docshit during closing arguments
wew lad
why haven't anyone gotten on making a google docs lite that isn't retarded, yet?
>>
>Frogpollo will be second witness in A3 case

Get ready to see a trainwreck and feel pitty for the defence while they try to understand him
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Gregory from Heartbreak. I loved Hakari. I want to say Trucy did alright, but that's probably just because she wasn't there for a time and also stalled at the end. Ema was great, and competent. Adrian was terrible. Simon was a great final boss. I have mixed feelings about the detective, maybe it's because I won but I felt like you didn't asspull enough but the witness put you in a tough spot for that. And finally Miles, mah boi, not relevant desu senpai.
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>It's another case with greg
>this time as prosec
>basically shitposting the entire case
>about to indict a witness with all the MMO stuff except a solid motive in the final statements
>Greg comes up with final prosecution statement
>Explains the entire story step by step
>Shit, it actually makes sense
>Shit, this theory is actually decent
>It's actually godtier
>The mastermind has been keeping notes this entire case to create this
>Fucking obliterates defense MMO
>Guilty verdict

Honestly. I am not mad in the SLIGHTEST. Greg, you did so amazingly good out there. I can't wait to play against, or with you, again. You really did a good thing. Even though the defense had strong suggestions, your theory absolutely ruled.

Trucy is very impressed.
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>>135517634
And by alright I mean only alright, if it wasn't for the stalling my view would improve
>>135517754
I'm going to meditate for like a week in malaysia or something. I wish you the best.
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>>135518473
Sorry about stalling, but Ema told me she needed extra time so that was exactly what I gave her. If it wasn't needed I would not have done it.
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>Frogpollo just delivered a 19 line testimony as Holmes, his first time witnessing
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>>135517634
>>135517754
>>135518473
>>135519220
Hakari here from that case. I just had to the Guilty verdict after such an amazing theory that was explained perfectly.
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>>135520070
No one is blaming you.
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>>135517634
S-Sorry father.
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>>135519476

It is good?
Or it's a trainwreck?
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>>135521294
Pretty good so far
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Does changing the team of a prosecution/defense member to the opposing team flip their portrait?
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>>135521650
No it makes them face the wall
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>These team pics
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>Gundam being cucked in his own damn pic

Gg paelano
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>>135512628

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uKBrBtE_Kwwnik4A6apaH3E4ODb2_xSXUBas1gWDn9M/edit#
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>Area 3
>Frogpollo has Holmes giving long but well-done testimonies filled with use usual Frog bad english.
>Prosecution bench quiet because Vera is busy stenographing and all Miles is saying is random words of wisdom.
>Defense doesn't believe in pressing
I can't tell if this case is good or bad.
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>>135527223
As Holmes*
Not has
>>
EBIN case in area 2
get here or get square
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/area 2 is the only area for your postierarea
get the fuck in here faggot
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>>135527223

Damn. He was a 10/10 as Holmes.
I'm surprised it's his first time witnessing to be quite honest.
He really played the Crazy, but good detective part.
Also

>Frozen Sausage
Kek
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7109166
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>>135532050

Ray
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>>135527223
>Co-prosecuting and stenographing since no one else was.
>Lead prosecutor leaves to go get a coffee, saying he'll be back in ten minutes.
>He never comes back.
>Lead prosecuting and stenographing
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>>135532050
>http://strawpoll.me/7109166
>no holmes option
>>
King should've been the judge, courtney's a cuntmaster.
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>>135532863
>not expecting Hakari to be a hardass
She's the Goddess of Law, anon.
>>
Who the fuck made Zinc's objection, it's the funniest thing in the world.
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>>135532050
>no will powers
shit poll
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>>135527223

>He's second Witness as Holmes
>Got promoted as detective.
>Do a better job than the previous det.

He's doing great desu
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>>135534452

>lead def is gone
>now defending as Apollo.

T H E M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
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>>135534452
>>135534934
Is Frogpollo now just playing all roles at once?
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>>135535382

No. He was Witnessing as Holmes.
The defense and Pro argument was in circle. He got promoted as Detective since he was well...Sherlock Holmes. And answered fairly what the def asked to the previous det.And at the end Trucy was alone and needed help so he came as Apollo.

He's doing good.
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>>135534934
>>135535382
First witness also replaced co-pro.
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>>135532050
>>135532210
>>135532582
>>135533373
A separate, but equal poll.

http://strawpoll.me/7109698
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I hope you fucks are ready for detective Q
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>>135538271
>is this a tie?
>it's so smooth.
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>victim stole 500k worth of bananas from the defendant
>defense asks the detective to scan every one for prints and blood
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>>135431184
Daily reminder that A5 Rhoda a best.

Remember to love your Rhoda and tell her nice things.
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>>135538726
Fuck off rai
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>>135540239
>Rai
Isn't it Rhoda?
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>>135540838
It's either Rai who is an obsessive stalker or Rhoda who is a self-absorbed ERPing whore. Either way they need to fuck off.
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>>135540838
Rai scared Rhoda off with his aggressive creepiness.
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>>135538702

>witness comes in
>"There was a guy crying in the hallway"
>broke the det
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>>135541116
Its either rai or a troll, rhoda avoids the threads.
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Any cases about to end?
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>It's a warden witness case


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Typical.
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>>135542579
Case in area 3 just ended.
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TELL ME ABOUT PAYNE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CROWN
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>>135545647
He's a rich guy.
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>>135545647
He did a great job.
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>>135545647
Because when he was just a small boy, a man babysat him, in which case he molested him during my visit, traumatized over the fact that his assailants rape screams usually dealt with calling the kid a peasant and telling him to kiss his king's boots, he began to seek to one day overpower his "king" and become one himself.
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>>135545647
Because he's the king, baby.
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>>135230131
Might as well make a poll for Q
http://strawpoll.me/7110387

- He's from Street Fighter III:3rd Strike
- He's an enigma, little to no personality whatsoever (some people say he's a detective?)
- He doesn't talk, meaning that he kinda plays like an animal and only does actions in text and minor grunts
- His sprites are based from Gregory Edgeworth
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/aog/ time to say what you hate the most during case!

> It's a Witness contradiction is useless case
> It's a prosecution never use damage emote case
> It's a defense take 2 hours on detective case
> it's judge can't step in to stop conjecture case
> it's a witness build WALL for finak boss case
> it's a prosecution say conjecture at a theory that use evidence and testimonies and the only conjecture is tge blank in the timeline case.
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>>135549983
>it's a case
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>>135549814
>- He doesn't talk
wow nice character
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>>135549983

>its a names case
>its a detective pulls for the prosecution case
>its a defense gives up case
>its a prosecution gives up case
>its a judge gives up case
>its a meme case
>its a magician case
>its a rape case
>its a turkey, a favorite of mine case
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>>135549814
More Greg the better
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>>135550201
>It's a names case

What?
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>>135550965

>Names defense
>either gives up or loses
>Names prosecution
>weak banter and logic
>Names detective
>actually okay
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>>135551078
>okay
>ruins cases with stupid asspulls like SEMEN
>wastes time with "quirky" testimonies
>asspulls at the wrong time constantly.
>never there when you actually need them.

lol no, names is terrible at every role.
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>>135551536
This
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>>135551536
Names is fine.
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>>135550201
>it's a rape case
I remember the first case I did as a boss witness was one wherein I killed this girl's husband. The lawyer who indicted me estimated that my motive for killing him was because I was having an affair with the man, and out of anger later killed him.
The courtroom then devolved into "NO"s and "WHY"s and "SHOOT ME"s for a moment, before I told him 'No.'
My actual motive was jealousy. If I couldn't have him, etc.

Anyway, sex is very verboten here, isn't it?
I guess it's not surprising, all things considered.
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>>135552674
Sex is fine. People who turn things into rape cases almost always involve children in some way, which is shitty.
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>>135552674

Rape/sex cases aren't inherently bad, area 4 did a good one a bit ago.

The problem was during january there was a ton of rape cases and they were all memes.
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>>135553051
>tfw Prosecutors who can't trust the testimony of their own witnesses
I both love and hate this shit.
I hate it because that's totally what you're not supposed to do as a prosecutor, when your means of getting somebody tried for murder is to have eyewitnesses testify about a killing.
And I love it because I blow the fuck out of the prosecution over it every time they do.
>You don't trust your witness is telling the truth?
>Fine. You're basically saying you don't trust my client killed somebody.
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>>135553601
that's literally what edgeworth was saying for 5 minutes
that the client didn't kill anybody
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>>135545647
In AA6, the setting has no DAs, so he became rich.
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Need witnesses, judge and defense in Area 3.
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>>135553601
When I prosecute and a witness fucks up enough times to the point that what they're saying is no longer legible, I just scream about their incompetence and forcibly remove them from court for wasting everyones' time
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>>135553601
The whole thing is that it's all improv though, this is the prosecution's first time seeing the witness in action, so I understand certain situations when it's applicable.

Like when a witness reveals new information that is forced out.

Usually the prosecution is supposed to make it work, but sometimes the inconsistencies from new info are too much.
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>>135556067
Yeah, that does make sense. But In the cases I've experienced, it didn't make sense to me, anyway, that the prosecution would throw doubt on the witness's testimony.

Like, one of the witnesses was a child who basically said a shadowy figure knocked out somebody who looked like my client. The prosecution then said "We can't trust what she's saying, she's a child."
Which I suppose is a valid strategy as a prosecution, but I jumped on that and asked them if they trusted her testimony at all.

This is probably a bad example.
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>>135553601
There's a fine line between "the witness is unreliable, throw them out!" and "wait, you mean you were under the influence of hallucinogens the entire time and you didn't tell us?!" though.
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Judge is a faggot.
~ T. Edgeworth
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>>135557876
I can understand that. More importantly,

>you were under the influence of hallucinogens
Boy do I have a drug-related story to share.
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Any advice on getting the desk that appears under Defense Missile's zoom?
Much appreciated.
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>>135560162

post the ini line for the zoom
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>>135560338
5 = Zoom#defnormal#missileDZ#0#
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>>135560502
Change 0 at end to 5
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>>135560740
Back to the good ol' missingno missile
Thanks anon.
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For the new clients of AAO being made:

would there be a possibility for replays of a case to be made? That would be a fantastic feature and well worth the time, I believe.
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>It's a retard witniss tried to be fnny and write 10 long ass lines speaking in britbong australian language that no one can understand what he's saying and whenever the defense presses on what he's talking about they're called out and then they miss the contradictons case

Yes I am a little stermed even if I am not on defense. I've seen fuckrs do that with peotry shit DGS british witnesses too. It's not funny, it's annoying and completely goes against the witness guide s and ruins a case

That whole csse was a bunch of salt.

Glad it's over.
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>>135560874
np :^)
Now add the zoom files to an update with the proper zoom filename
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>>135560950
Manfred here
I did find it pretty funny, but I agree sometimes it's a bit too much to also try and follow what it actually means
>>
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Get in area 3 losers we need defence and we're good to go.
Evidence and everything has already been made.
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>>135560950
If it's warden you're talking about, then yeah I agree to a point.

Though his testimonies are usually fun, and not as long, and usually we're able to actually get through them and translate everything we need to.

This time he went a little too Australian, I could barely understand some of his statements, if at all, and I guess we missed a few things that could've possibly indicted Edgeworth, but really Warden made more sense to indict, and we got the contradiction to do that, so it all worked out.

And in the end the judge took the theory and we all got the not guilty, right?

I think he's fine doing it, just as long as he doesn't out-do it so we can still figure out what he's saying.

And if you think Sniper/Warden's bad, the Oscar Fairplay player (Donger I believe) is 100x worse, that's shakespeare, canterbury tales and stuff.

Stop being so salty.
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>>135560950
Fuck you, Oscar Fairplay testimonies are the best, and they're not that hard to translate.
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>>135560950

Uncle Ray here.

While I agree it was a LITTLE much at points, and I think it should be toned down to a "understandable but still Aussie" level, I've CE'd and indicted "Shakespearean" Alba, so it wasn't TOO bad.
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>>135550201
>Its a crossbow case
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>>135558108
>get a theory
>have so much faith in this theory i bring it up at every possible point i can, press my own witness, and bet my badge on it
>it's not even a theory that helps me
>"lol no fucking leave"
>get pissed, say that i can say it now since i'm not a prosecutor
>"lol no baliff"
>i'm so mad i even pastebinned the theory
http://pastebin.com/qaV4tmBx
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>>135562649
>http://pastebin.com/qaV4tmBx

DESU its alright but not water tight, it does take a lot of leaps such as the motive.

I rate 6/10

Also it was Swanky Kong, not Funky
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>>135561289

>investigated every banana
>found redd white/swanky's single piece of hair on one of them
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>>135562002

>forgot to thank my bench once again

Jesus fucking Christ. Palaeno and Naruto, you guys were fantastic. Palaeno, you tied my theory together with your beautiful idea I was completely stuck on. Wonderfully done.
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>>135563280
yeah i was gonna argue it with the defense to make it W A T E R tight and attempt to call the defendant onto the stand
BUT NO
"BALIFF"
and this >>135563294 is much more retarded than ending the trial with my theory
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>>135563451
>and this >>135563294 is much more retarded than ending the trial with my theory

Agreed, detective asspulls are fine but its good to give a little leeway, not just LOL WE FOUND 3 PIECES OF EVIDENCE POINTING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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>>135563579

People wanted the case to end and asked for a mercy killing.

I misunderstood what they really wanted, so whoops.
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>>135562649

Frozen: please
Frozen: never prosecute again until you've learned better
whiney faggot: >a piece of evidence that wasn't talked about since the very start of the case >conjecture
fclss: *Berating witness
fclss: *Berating Judge
fclss: *Claiming your witness is unreliable
fclss: *Interrupting judge and not being quiet
whiney faggot: everyone in the courtroom was a faggot
fclss: *Stepping out of line a multitude of times and getting penalized
whiney faggot: i'm the only true attorney here
Zetton: top kek
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>>135564495
yeah but you aren't debating the theory
some of the parts were left blanked out in it because i wanted to present it in court to fill in those blanks but >BALIFF
i got the ToD wrong but the point made with it stands

everyone is a faggot except for me
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>>135564686
>http://pastebin.com/qaV4tmBx

>ToD was wrong
>Rug was never in the barrel, dunno where you got that from
>Sword placed in the barrel for some reason(???)
>Motive doesnt make sense
>Name is wrong

It's just not a good theory man
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>>135561901
it's not that they're not that hard to translate, it's that they're fucking annoying and take more time than necessary.

it's like when you're watching porn and the cameraman zooms into the dude's fuckin asshole, you just have to turn the case off because it goes from being fun to being a chore.
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>>135565613
>Watching a zoom-in on a dude's asshole is a chore to watch in porn
I agree with this sentiment.
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>>135565153
the sword was found in the barrel and i believe someone tossed around the rug also being in the barrel, but the point of it being there was to have it bloodstained

to make a final point, i'm not asshurt that the judge judged, i'm asshurt because it's going to make a dumb incentive to ruin cases
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>>135566376
>i'm asshurt because it's going to make a dumb incentive to ruin cases

What?
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>Dramawhore in area 5 crying about fake rape while "Her" white knights jack "her" off

Just kill yourself tbph
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>>135569112
Now we're talking about alcoholism, come join anon.
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>>It's a bully Sebastian case
>>It's a /ss/ case

Why is area 3 always this way
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>>135569764
>/ss/

Did lana clone marsh again?
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>>135569764
>/ss/ case
What?
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>>135573683
Straight shota
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>>135574302
But how is it an /ss/ case?
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Dahlia from Area 3 here. Apparently I was thrown out with a few others for no reason, just continue.
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>>135575741
Uh, what?
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>>135575854
A few people can't connect to the server for some reason, and I'm one of them.
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>Server crashes
>Can't fix server with people still in it

Eventually they'll get bored and leave.
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>>135576231
You could always turn off the server.
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Busy all day.
Come home, want to do a case.
Can't get enough people.
Repeat process next day.
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Why is it that the EU users base always so low? Is it just not popular enough over there?
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>>135579952
>>135578345
Usually it is enough people around 4PM in GMT+1. Before that it's kinda dead. I would recommend checking around that time. Case building often starts at 2 or 3PM.
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>>135569112

More drama? Gimme the juicy details
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>>135583609
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>>135584573
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>>135584573
>>135584675
whoops, forget the linking.
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>>135562649
I know that feel, bro
>got a theory and plan out in advance what I need to ask to prove it
>everything matches, it also invalidates the prosecution motive
>my lead abandoned me, my support was being USELESS
>Suddenly "WE HAVE A THIRD WITNESS THAT COULD PROVE A MOTIVE WE IGNORED EARLIER"
>tfw theory doesn't work anymore with this witness
>greatest contradiction in the testimony was her holding the murder weapon
>not decisive enough, I prefer to build-up pointing out more inconsistencies first
>tfw penalized for pointing them out
>at the end, even with that it was dismissed as CONJECTURE because apparently not anyone can into deductions nor wanted to reveal an unidentified fingerprint to prove it

The only thing I can blame myself about was being too soft and not boldly refute the witness despite being unable to provide anything decisive, but seriously now? It felt like that ending was planned no matter what I could have said
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>>135586994
>>135586994
>>135586994
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