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Final Fantasy Edition

>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon

MWSF:
- Cancelled

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
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>>135202191
>final fantasy edition

gross
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what's the speedgame you regret speedgaming the most familia
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Reminder that Pyatters is more alpha than you
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*cries about /srg/ on twitter*
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>>135202295
Talk about being narrow-minded
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>>135202491
something something, bees
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>no soylent gf to speedrun into your heart
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>>135202752
its 2016!
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>>135202752
Based Matlock
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name drop me
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>>135202895
was it sliding off intentional?
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just finished my first Undertale All Memes% run
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>>135203193
you (the person reading this)......
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*vapes soylent*
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>tfw I'm the LeBron James of speedrunning
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>>135203116
now THIS is a blast from the past
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>>135204207
>still hasn't switched over to Initial D posting
you're not even a speedy speed boy on this night of fire
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>>135204526
>3 years ago is the past
kill ___me__
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>>135205125
>A bullet in the head of EVERY tranny nutter.
Wording this so hard rn. Preach gurl
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This one goes out to my boy PeterAfro.
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>>135205414
cybermemer OUT
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Daily dose.
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>>135205874
Delete this. It is no longer the world record, you cannot quote it or otherwise refer to it any more.
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##-IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT-##
NEW WIND WAKER WORLD RECORD!
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http://strawpoll.me/7084427
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>>135209031
heard from this on /pol/ of all places
source
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You know why Cosmo's been pissy lately? He is at the stage of HRT where his libido completely dies. Dude can't get an erection anymore so he has to shove things up his ass and try to hit the prostate.
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>>135210183
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/705159962327015424

>tfw notch will be the next to transition
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>>135210717
Yup reduced libido. Unless you are asexual that shit's going to drive you crazy
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>>135209773

www.(bitch).tv/chaotic_ace/v/54434835?t=03h57m48s
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Yo it's Monday so I thought I'd write a pastebin.

So the month of mushrooms and masterswords has been a blast so far, but it's got me thinking about two things.

1. I really like being able to casual games without any pressure to win. It's way easier to chat with people and take my time with a game.

2. I really miss grinding for speedruns.
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>>135211036
'asexual' isn't real
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>>135212618
>mfw
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>>135212949
>not pies boyfriend.jpg
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>>135213141
he's really into asians, huh? yellow fever
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>>135213314
And he lusted after 2dos too
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>>135213484
yo dude buy green screen kid's ep
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>>135212949
>de bowl cut reddit man
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Legal GBA emulator?
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>>135215361
wii u
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https://twitter.com/CockbotSRG/status/567048471199633408
https://twitter.com/CockbotSRG/status/550786632941862912
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Wats with all the deleted posts? :/
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>>135216462
tfw no one will ever be thirsty for you
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>>135205125
>>135205532
>>135205880
>>135206274
>>135206345
>>135206472
>>135207276
>>135207296
>>135207559
>>135207614
>>135207812
>>135208027
>>135208457
>>135208921
Why did you delete?
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Y, niqqa? Shiiit, I thot u'd neva axe (nigger pronunciation of ask)...

BECUH HEAD-CRAN SAID SO
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wtf why would you delete
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>>135217705
medievil
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>>135217705
Gender b how u defines it doe
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>>135211523
Holy shit busty asians make my dick diamonds. I would give up my left foot if she would date me
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>>135218090
azn chicas aint date no weebs doe
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>>135218090
kill yourself you fucking loser
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>>135221069
who?
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slayera streama
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>>135221069
>cosmo has started a chain reaction and the amount of trannies in the world is literally going to triple
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>when you find new tech that changes everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6it1W4bZasc
any better feel lads?
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>>135221069
disgusting brain-damaged failed man betamax sexy sissyboy cultural Marxist piece of trash
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>>135223764
this game looks like shit wtf is wrong with you
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>>135223764
see
>>135222507
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>>135223764
hunting real dinos
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snowmeme stream tftd right meow
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>>135224560
stop forcing yourself meows
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why are you guys not watching the latest speedtranny, coooookie, stream?
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thank God that post doesn't exist anymore
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>>135204207
What a BEAST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkSRJSUY0vs
>you will never be this based
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>>135227104
based on?
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did m_ transition too? why did he delete his twitch??
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>>135227738
partyv&
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>>135227738
he said he was having bad anxiety attacks on stream but idk if thats why. hope hes okay doe
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>>135227738
>>135228157
im pretty sure he just has life stuff to do, it's not exactly the first time he has just up and left for a while
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>>135227738
I think it had something to do with his anxiety and panic attacks.
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>>135228157
What a faggy attention whore
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>>135227104
this shit is disgusting holy hell
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>>135228157
>>135228323
>stream anxiety
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hows the grind tonight fellas
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new mememick! pb

6 is very soon
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>>135230956
is that bad ending
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>>135231051
yes
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>>135230964
Thanks Mr. (((Goldberg)))!
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>>135230964
you forgot *tweets the whole thing for attention and inevitable positive reinforcement from subhumans who think this shit should be encouraged*
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new dinos

http://speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
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>>135234158
>"new"
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>>135234158
dino mite
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>>135234158
Slayer your wr sucks get a new one
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slayer your wr is dino mite
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>>135239951
mom.......
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headcrab how does it feel to be roasted alive
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>>135241189
terrible
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mhc stream NOW
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>>135241189
he banned me so i couldnt even say anything what the hecj
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>>135242193
but trihex is live right now!
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where were you when slayer laid the SMACK down on headcrab
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>>135243576
link it less retardedly and we'll talk
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>>135243858
spam filter beat me
put a dot after webm
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>>135212949
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>>135243576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SW02FyO9Bl
Here's a non-retarded version
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>>135245738
>14 minutes
fuck off
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>>135245853
Well that's how long it goes on for
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>>135221069
please stop this
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bertin strim
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>>135248070
stream what
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>>135248213
sonic heroes or shadow with mhc skype call plz
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noir being partnered on twitch is such a joke. i get more viewers than him. did he just let some twitch staff member fuck his boipucci or something? wtf
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>>135249212
staff and admins hang around in his chat all the time and sub as well. fake gay trap gimmick works wonders somehow
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>>135245738
headcrab please listen to this full clip multiple times until it sinks in
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>>135248070
>>135248313
fuck off you pathetic nuthugging faggot
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>the wr holder of mm3 (who plays on emu fucking lol) refuses to do the new, fastest route because he is shit
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>>135222739
*The internet

>I'm so happy since I've transitioned
>I get to finally be myself
literal greener grass syndrome
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need a muse
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i'm going to stream to no one for nothing and act surprised and hate myself when no one cares.
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is goldeneye the biggest meme in the history of speedrunning? how could anyone possible think looking at the ground makes for a good speedgame?
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>>135259343
because "looking at the ground" is a red herring used to immediately trivialize the game as easy to be good in. just because that specific action isn't very difficult in itself doesn't mean the rest of the game isn't typically nuanced and challenging. granted, much of the "challenge" for levels like streets and statue and some other levels with not much going on is a direct result of intense competition and not exactly because the level is hard to begin with. the only reason streets is hard to get a WR in, besides the luck factor, is because its been grinded so much that if you lose like 1 or 2 frames on a bad turn you could be fucked. its a skill to be good at this, but not very interesting skill. on the other hand, you have levels like silo, facility, bunker, train, archives, etc. that require a high level of movement skill akin to what you would consider to be a quality aspect of a "good speedgame".

I had the exact same opinion as you and much of the speedrunning community until I actually tried the game myself with an open mind. its not the greatest speedrun ever or anything close (and much of the-elite will admit this), but it is certainly complex and challenging in many respects. much of the criticism goldeneye as a speedgame receives is a deflection from the community itself. just because they make outlandish videos and take massive pride in achieving records in sometimes not all that great levels doesnt mean the game itself is bad as a whole

all in all the game is nowhere near a bad speedgame, but it's surely overrated because of the community surrounding it. thats what happens in any game with massive attention though
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>>135259343
because I spent an entire 2 weeks of school holidays when i was 9 trying to get facility 00 agent invincibility and muh nostalgia
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where did this "speedrunning = autismo" may-may come from
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>>135243576
>>135245738
a truer word has never needed to be dropped headcrab and his ilk need to be led out behind by the figurative barn and have their skulls infused with hot lead. if someone were to cut off headcrab's hands, there would be ten straight days of celebration for every finger.
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>>135262746
https://youtu.be/gsSNh23SwPw
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>It's a bilingual streamer switches between english and french episode
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>>135263026
a BULLET in the head of EVERY headcrab nutter
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what the fuck is this https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/709701860299399168
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>>135264832
mental illness
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>>135264832
CUTE!
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>>135264832
Narcissism Right
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>>135264832
I swear to god this was just Narcissa testing out her followers, like checking out if they support whatever she does even if it's shit. Her followers failed the test, no sane person would think this is cute. I think she subconsciously knows that and that's why she goes to 4chan every so often: to take a peek into reality.
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>>135265690
Looking like a drugged up version of Nickelback's lead singer.
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>wake up
>yeah, today i'll do more narciposting
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Another day, another thread where cosmo samefags about himself and complains about being bullied on twitter.
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>>135265690
so this...is the power of soylent....
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>>135265690
spoiler that shit. god damn
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>>135265975
Maybe she's trying to pull a Brianna Wu and get donations for claiming that she's getting harassed. That would explain why she keeps bringing up "sexual harassment" when it's only a pinch on the cheek: it makes her SJWtard followers have even more sympathy for her.
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>>135266181
as far as I can tell, it's just rich kids swapping money with other rich kids. nobody is being exploited
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>>135211523
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need a (You) for luck
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>>135269458
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>>135268002
DAMN he put on a ton of weight in the past year. this boy needs to eat less taco bell.
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>>135245738
wording this, im super patient and would never actually ban someone but geez, of late headcrab has been way more epic than normal. in the past it seemed like if he actually tried he could use chat like a normal functioning human being but it's reached the point where it's too much.
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why do you guys talk about pie so much? he doesn't even speedrun
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>>135271753
That's fine, no one here does either.
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>>135271882
I do
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carpe diem
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>>135265690
holy heck...
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>>135271882
ive speedrun most every night for the past 3 years, ya feel me?
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>>135265690
so brave *__*
a literal unliteral fuck you to all the haters
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WORLD RECORDS
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>>135265690
>Narcissa
>she
>her
back to Tumblr faggot
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>>135245738
exposed
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Can someone spoonfeed me the "greetings from germany" meme?
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>>135273360
nobody likes foreigners so we ridicule them

also srg is all american at all hours
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>>135273360
Where did you come from?
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>>135265690
honestly thought that was kurt kobain
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>>135273457
was watching some old agdqs and such.
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greetings from my cuckshed
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>>135245738
Cran got owned so hard, what was he doing that was so annoying?
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>>135273646
Sweden....
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>>135265690
>her
STFU fucktard
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>>135245853
Too bad it wasn't 2 hours like trihex intervention.
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>>135245738
Who was headcrab trying to expose
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how many alts does cran have??
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>>135274226
too many
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new meme:

just stop being epic

just stop

thoughts?
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>>135274670
shit
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>>135245738
headcrab, don't let these jealous people keep you down. you are a strong independent woman who don't need no man to support you. keep being you. just ignore slayer. he hasn't been the same since he jumped and tried to kill himself.
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>>135245738
imagine listening to this and not being affilated with /srg/
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tfw none of ya bois are streaming
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>>135275126
is "headcwab" this man's son

he sounds very disappointed in him
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>first 1:16 is super mario sunshine any%

imagine this

>first 1:44 in sm64 120 star

completely irrelevant, completely outaded, and it's a pathetic attempt to remain relevant despite not even being the record holder
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>>135245738
absolutely based
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>I never speedrun but I want to put on a good showing for x meme game despite not being skilled enough to even play it at a high level, because I never speedrun
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Why did you delete the post with the pastebin? Who created that anyway?
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*hols up*
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>mfw cumcrab getting absolutely DESTROYED by his friends for being such a colossal /b/ tier 13 year old who just discovered the internet
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>>135278768
Dude, it's been like 2 weeks since slayer talked about it, get with the times.
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>>135278768
>that hairline
unreal
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>>135273662
headcrab kept telling people to shut the fuck up and then furryyiffer asked someone to ban headcrab, so headcrab told furryyiffer to shut the fuck up, so furryyiffer asked someone to ban headcrab, so headcrab told furryyiffer to shut the fuck up, etc.
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>>135279274
d*ng guess i'm not cool enough to watch streams all day everyday to keep up on the current happenings
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>>135278768
headcrab is fucking cancer, every chat he posts in he feels like he has to bring up some stupid /srg/ meme about eceryone he sees. Seriously needs to stop being so epic, cancer like that kills /srg/ stream hopping
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>>135281148
sounds like a circle jerk of people got ass blasted by headcrab and are embarrassed to admit it
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>>135279334
well she isn't actually real....
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>>135282165
thanks for the (You)s senpai.
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>>135282165
holy fuck
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>>135282165
tfw slayer started the epic police meme
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>>135281824
Shut the fuck up headcunt
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>>135282624
stop being epic
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>>135282759
You first pussy nigga
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>>135282857
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>>135228157
>>135228323
i just meant the mario games were stressful, that's all.
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>>135279274
the audio clip is from a stream last night nigger
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>>135284130
thanks for the late response!
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>>135284358
>2016
>still being racist
nkr you already got exposed hard by Caveman, get the fuck out already
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>>135285145
>>135284549
>>135284358
>>135284130
see
>>135283492
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>>135285265
U da only 1 bein epic af doe
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someone PLEASE namedrop me
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>>135285979
*drops ur name*
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*bes epic*
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hol up

HOL UP
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"trannies disgust me"

*spends endless hours researching on the internet including articles by doctors and the personal blogs of transgendered people in order to post about it in the speedrunning thread of the video games subforum of an anime image board*
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>>135287481
based
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>>135287481
just look how delusional these people are. you dont have to even look very hard >>>/lgbt/5869070

let me just assume randos on the internet know what they're talking about while I put hormones and drugs in my body after I've already sexually matured, sounds like a great idea

i wonder what that guy speedruns tb h
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>>135287741
thanks for the (You)!
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>>135287973
don't fucking remind me that jewt pandered to all sorts of degenerates instead of killing them.
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>>135288374
its a containment board, its a good thing. you'll notice how everyone site wide has the same attitude about that kind of thing except that board, its the same as mlp
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>>135288487
Not exactly true, the more female boards like cgl or fa sometimes differ
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reminder that turbo is cheating
*gets carpal tunnel*
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>>135288850
"my hands hurt" - pussy bitch that got cucked out of a WR
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>>135289502
"repetitive stress can't cause hand injuries" - guy who doesn't even speedrun
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>>135289556
maybe if you have weak ass estrogen twig wrists
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>>135289556
You can't get wrist pain from fucking video games, stop being a fucking baby and stop making excuses for being shit at speedrunning and being a low test beta with no motivation after you got cucked out of your meme game.
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>>135289556
funny how these "injuries" always happen to the people who aren't working the most and consequently aren't on the top.
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>>135290929
>>135291423
i thought we stopped this meme?
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im skilled
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>>135265690
>"Hey pretty boy. Wanna speedrun?"
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>>135284358
Hey, it's been like 5 days since I posted that u racist
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what did headcrayon do
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>>135292385
call it a meme all you want but it's a common excuse you also find in people who are learning to draw or play an instrument.
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>>135292385
It isn't a meme. People use it as an excuse when they get outplayed. Look at everyone who's said it then apply yourself, faggot.
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No.
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>tfw can't successfully do wall jumps in Metroid Fusion, let alone single wall jumps.
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I don't tolerate Reddit tier scum.
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>>135295672
im sure our guy kirbymastah could help you out with that bud!
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fw can't get good but too scared to ask for help
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>>135295905
People can't help you get good.
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>>135295697
>hating on blast
how low can one person sink. whoever posted this is a fucking permafag
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>>135296110
Shut the fuck up you nuthugging fag, that Reddit tier shit is all over my feed every fucking day from so many different people and it makes me sick. Anyone who jerks it over this overshilled doodle needs to be hung.
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Imagine your dad finding all these tranny pictures you're spamming here on your PC, anon.
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>>135296340
you see it all the time because its just minimal and cute. only a truly evil person would hate on silly doodles
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>>135296080
its just one trick though.
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>>135296395
nkr's dad would probably beat him
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>>135296405
It's Reddit and disgusting. Only a bird fucker would defend that over-done trash.
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>>135295697
>tfw cant block twitterfags on 4chin
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>>135296919
Only because Squid refuses to use a trip.
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>>135296850
>reddit
theres that buzz word again
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>>135297046
>I came from Reddit, I admitted to being a Reddit fag, I drip of Reddit, my mannerisms are oh so totally Reddit, but I insist it is a buzzword

hol up
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>>135297289
I dont even know how you deduce half the things you wrote but please stop crying already. some stupid jap draws pictures that people like and your first reaction is to make a big whinefag post about it lmao
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>>135297381
Stop your pathetic little hissy fit because some gook you toast the nuts of got called out for forcing his overdone shit all over Twitter where the Reddit tier community laps it up. I've put up with seeing it for a long fucking time, it's about time someone laid the truth on this awful shit. Stop nuthugging, you are pathetic.
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>>135297289
why are you using a weak argument like calling someone "Reddit" or telling someone "go back to Redit" instead of making a strong argument to tell someone that you think they're an idiot? it's like ad hominem and strawman arguments rolled into one short shitpost.

in order to make the argument at all that content is either Reddit or not Reddit, you must logically visit Reddit yourself. all youve said about this guy is "its Reddit" so you must be an expert.
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>>135295783
Nah I figured it out. I held on the button for too long in the direction.
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>>135297593
Stop crying, you reak of Reddit, which involves being unfunny, liking awful mainstream memes and nuthugging. Get out.
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>>135297576
Being a twitterfag is on the same level as being a Redditor, especially if you use it so much that things like this ruin your day.
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>>135297776
>which involves being unfunny, liking awful mainstream memes and nuthugging

Wait how do you know this?
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>>135297839
I hardly use it but evertime I do check it, there it is. It doesn't ruin my day, I just know this place is infested with Reddit tier nuthuggers who would cry after I laid the truth down.

I was right, look at all these pathetic nuthugger tears.
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>>135297576
waaaaaaah waaaaaah ive been exposed
-you've been exposed
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>>135297729
*thumbs up*
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>>135297972
All I see are angry Twitterfag tears.
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>>135297972
>>135297776
>>135297576
>>135296850
>>135295697
https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/525428263686897664
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>>135297576
*bird laughs*
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/srg/ - twitter
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/r/speedrun is more relevant to speedrunning than this general desu
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>/srg/ has been a blight since 2013 though, been getting harassed from there for over 3 years.
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>>135299062
Dat aint even true doe
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>>135298923
this is now a blast_kun thread
evacuate the squid crybaby
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>>135299294
Except it is
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>>135298624
>Listening to Kike182

End it you early 00s pop punk Avril Lavigne loving faglord
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>>135299321
>>135299330
I like these!
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>>135299405
>a place where all fags do is post other people's world records
>relevant
nah.
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>>135299445
Avril Lavigne is based, kill yourself
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>>135299321
personal favorite
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>>135299445
yeah u should listen to aryan approved music like taylor swift
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>>135299445
dude ranch is okay.
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You can stop now snowfag
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>>135299503
>>135299530
everyone loves blast! its natural

>>135299445
>comparing anything mark has done to avril
nice try. how was dancing alone in grade school loser lmao
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>>135299530
I like this one.
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>>135299691
nice try squid, but wrong. also its at least 4 others than me so stay silent minority as usual
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>>135299959
>at least 4 others
>and none of them are snowfurry
yeah right
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>>135299513
>posting and discussing speedrun-related content
>as opposed to posting worn out memes that have over stayed their welcome and discussing people who do not speedrun
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this is Big bacon!!!
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>>135300147
there's no discussion on r/speedrun, only nuthugging
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>>135300085
many active srg users follow and retweet blast by the way. some of which are people you personally like
>>
literally every single thread of this general is the exact same

i know speedgames attract repetition but DANG
>>
I bet birdxbrain is typing up some wicked shit right now
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/srg/ - twitter
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>>135300241
zast...
>>
you can stop now being epic
>>
>>135300480
squid going in on slayer is pretty normal so hopefully it continues
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>>135299525
>>135299645
>>135299660
>>135299772
I used to think Cultural Marxism was just a maymay but you niggers have changed my mind

1738 brother
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>>135300595
Aint want 2 doe
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>>135300725
this is such a b post
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>>135300852
nobody likes you
just stop already
>>
>>135300693
TayTay is literally a white rights advocate kys flaseflagging juden
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>>135297729
Why don't you play the superior metroid game?
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>>135300595
Like, um, EXSQUEEZE-MOI the proper term is "eric" tyvm
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>>135300480
>>
>entire thread is senseless spam
wew i miss moot
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>>135301158
Get the fuck out you triggered little cunt
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>>135301158
same
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>>135301158
since he's at google now, think narci will get a 2nd chance?
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how come every single school textbook on history mentions the holocaust but none of them mention the german revolution
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>>135300937
U just copyin slay slay doe
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>>135301365
don't worry about it
>>
dude this place fucking sucks>>135301437
>>
i used to respect a lot of /srg/ runners but after this whole sexual assault scandle on a woman just because she's trans* and popular made me wake up to just how evil this place really is
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>>135301158
when have these threads ever not been this? holy shit you people are fucking delusional
>>
>>135301652
>woman
>she
>>
tranny genocide when?
>>
>>135301652
I am wording this SO HARD right now.
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>>135301652
>woman
>she
>popular
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>>135301341
he got a job at google because he installed google spyware (recaptcha) on this site.
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>>135301652
bullet, head, etc
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>>135301487
I don't know it's pretty worrying like someone is trying to create a narrative instead of relaying the facts.
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>>135301341
How the fuck did he get a job at Google

Or are you just memeing
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>>135302114
you're sounding like a conspiracy theorist friend, but worry not, the state has your best interests in mind
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I can make the thread do whatever I please without fail every single time.
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>>135301815
space colonies
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>>135302305
>Under new guidelines, the FBI is instructing high schools across the country to report students who criticize government policies and “western corruption” as potential future terrorists
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is furryyiffer's trannydeathsquad accepting applications?
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>>135302621
who are you quoting?
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>first pic so bad makes me wanna delete tweet haha!!! insecurity about acne and eye circles and lighting and my big nose

#justnarcithings
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is 0xwas our boy?
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>>135301815
except croni
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>>135302702
google it
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>>135302930
yeah
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>>135302949
especially croni
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>>135303096
No. If Japan had their own Reddit varient, he would be it.
>>
*stops being epic*
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>>135303370
oh boy the reddit scapegoat again instead of an actual argument... who would have thought
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>>135303096
>started the shit chinko meme years ago
>nuthugged by the community for being JP
>doesnt even speedrun anymore but still gets nuthugged for no reason

yeah no
>>
>>135303978
your just jealous that he looks better in a skirt than u...
>>
*chooses to discuss lgbt issues on the video games subforum instead of the lgbt issues subforum*
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>>135303138
never croni
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>>135302271
https://twitter.com/moot/status/706920544831197188
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>>135305021
always croni
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is there a /serg/ discord
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>>135304818
but that board is literally gay. jerking it to and discussing traps on /vg/ isnt
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>>135305102
multiple sub groups
there's still mumble
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>>135305076
>Captcha is only temporary
fucking jew
>>
>is there a chatroom for a thread on 4chan
>is there a place that will kill the general by creating clique bullshit

kill yourself

its already happened starting with ion, wally and moofin etc but kill yourself anyway
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>>135305076
>I'm joining Google! *posts tumblr link*

>>135305102
you can join Croni's secret underground click if you like being a capable individual
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>>135305828
srg is by definition a clique you dumbass
>>
>>135305967

>beleving this

i bet u say we unironicly 2 nerd
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>>135306096
srg is a sub group of people who click with one another because of shared views or interests
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>>135306096
>de baiting for exact response
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>>135306310
we watch/play speedruns and browse 4chan
that is our only link
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>>135306310
You're mean to everyone not in your clique though.
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>>135305828
/vg/ itself is no longer 4chan, it's a glorified forum. the exact same things everyone hates about online forums happens here: nuthugging well known individuals, feeding attention whores, creating cliques.

This board is inherently shit, there's no fixing it anymore. Only thing you can do is ignore it and try to have fun with the topic in your own way.
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>>135306524
complaining about stuff is his way of having fun
>>
>>135302271
>>135301956
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>>135305265
I'd wager over half of the site is too new to remember this false promise.
>>
death to ALL flying grind monkeys
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>>135305828
How could you forget the original circlejerk that thankfully fucked off after they realized they have no real talent or passion for the hobby. This place was clique bullshit since day 1.
>>
Why can't you GUYS talk about speedrunning?!?

Your constant namedropping is the reason this general is dying and fucking sucks!
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>>135307618
Whinebabs like u b da 1s fuccin shyt upp doe
>>
slayer geurge yarumasi bill squid

*namedropping*
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>>135307846
fw didn't make the list
>>
fw never make the list
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>>135305882
>click
kill yourself for being actually this illiterate
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>>135309545
>he's not part of the click
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/serg/ am i ur boi?
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>>135309665
if you're 2a sure. please stream btw
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>>135306524
/srg/ has some attentionfags and identityfags but at least it doesn't have unironic namefags and tripfags like some other /vg/ generals do.
>>
My wrists hurt after speedrunning, but that's only because I do ten push-ups for each reset.
>>
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkGc7R-wxHU
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>>135309847
word
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>>135309847
wtf is an identityfag?
>>
roxio or elgato
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>>135310125
shoo shoo syrup jew
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>>135308236
you'll always be on my list.
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>>135310215
startech. only a true moron goes with name brands
>>
>>135310215
avermedia
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>>135310289
the cool guys with big dicks list?
>>
>>135310125
Why don't you run pulseman any%?
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>>135310472
yeah sure.
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>>135310341
>>135310440
i have startech and avermedia, startech is better in pretty much every way
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>>135310604
thx m_ u da realiss
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>>135310341
that's good to hear
the one I'm looking at is a rebadged startech
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>>135310764
;)
>>
>>135310843
yeah if its micomsoft/pexhdcap then its good. just depends on if its pci or pci-e.16 or whatever it is, if its basic pci it doesnt do 1080p 60 fps but considering you arent going to stream beyond 720p realistically it doesnt matter
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>>135309847
I agree, /srg/ at least tells bloggers and the major attention whores and beta orbiters to fuck off.

There's other generals I go to where people actually get praised for blogging and nuthugging them is just widely accepted. It's disgusting.
>>
>>135310845
How big are ur gauges
>>
>>135311462
>anime fags telling anyone to do anything
the ironing
>>
we're all winners in the HUMAN race :)
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>>135311525
i don't remember, i took them out when i was 16.
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Anime runs this shit.
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>>135311798
transgender people are not humans
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>>135311747
>hating on anime on an anonymous anime imageboard
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>>135227104
https://twitter.com/CBSNLive/status/709771090768187394
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>>135202478
traps need to stop doing that stupid fucking pose
>>
>>135311959
>people
>>
will headcrab ever recover from getting the smacdown laid on his ass so hard by slayer
>>
>>135310616
good job
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>>135314608
ty senpai
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is zfg washed up?
>>
>>135315114
he's oiled up if you know what i mean............
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>>135315180
The phrase you're looking for is "greased down".
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I humbly request that one of my fellow brethren streams at this moment in time. Thank you in advance.
>>
>>135315942
what would you like to watch?
>>
>>135316058
Billy preferably
>>
>>135315942
Im streaming a weeb samurai game..
>>
>>135316842
link?
>>
>>135317135
birdboi
>>
>>135317352
>birdboi
but samura1man isn't live though?
>>
>>135317920
she meant nosraef aka falco lombardi's lover
>>
zfg pls reset
>>
>>135317920
choco not rio
>>
>speedrunning dynasty warriors or samurai warriors

fucking lmao
>>
>>135319618
snowfats im about to kick ur ass
>>
>>135319618
made it in calithon
>>
>>135319618
>hating on shadowjacky
fag
>>
>>135319618
Im lmaoing at u rn Tbh
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Cosmo had a thing, he was a good runner and a pretty cool dude

now he's this thing. why do people go insane like this.. makes no sense s m h
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>>135320989
poor guy
he never had a fucking chance
>>
>>135320989
Soylent and weed
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>>135320989
*vapes soylent*
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>>135320989
>de teeth spacing
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Anon had a thing, xhe was a good runner and a pretty cool xude

now Anon's this thing. why do people go insane like this.. makes no sense s m h
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>>135321778
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>>135325368
>>
Going top
>>
hit me up with a namedrop
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>>135325783
yarumasi
>>
>>135319871
>>135319929
>>135320206
>>135320290
Go back to the meme huggers chat and pretend to be black daniel
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>>135325587
thanks!
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>>135325883
i hate birds try again
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>>135315561
>>
>>135325783
HERE COMES
ONE (1) HELLA
FUCKIN
EPIC
NamedROP
GET READY
FOR
yashi
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>>135327879
absolutely yashi but still incorrect
>>
Fuck off Yarumasi, you don't speedrun.
>>
>>135328552
what was the point of this post
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WAHOO!
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>>135328552
ya I do nerd respect ur elders
>>
we won Florida lads
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>>135330682
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>>135330682
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>>135330682
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it's over

i'm doing it

cya
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>>135328923
Doing one shit run once doesn't give you infinite immunity, fuck off.
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>>135332445
>one run
>>
respect ur elders - a reddit newboi
>>
Why do Croni hate muslims so much?
>>
>>135331703
please be cosmo
>>
>>135332703
He's afraid they wouldn't let him partake in tranny degeneracy if they got into power.
>>
stop being epic
>>
>>135332703
I don't hate Muslims. I hate Islamic radicals, Sharia Law, and economic migrants posing as desperate refugees in order to mooch off Europe, America, and all of the western world.
>>
I hate reddit newbois - guy who relies on speedrun.com for all his information
>>
>>135330682
Go Hilldog!
>>
>>135333123
Shut the fuck up you disgusting tranny freak, you are not relevant, polotics is not relevant, fuck off.

>>135333370
Stop crying, you do not speedrun, fuck off.
>>
>>135334319
So edgy oh my
>>
>>135334319
the first 200 times you've said this didn't convince me but THIS time did.. I'm out of here /srg/ you FUCKING bullies this is out of control bullying
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>>135334319
>stop crying
>won't stop crying about yarumasi
hello?
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>>135320989
why would he take a picture at that angle, with his mouth open, knowing that his nose and his teeth are his most hideous features

this is why he'll never make it as a girl. he doesn't even know how to take a flattering selfie.
>>
>>135335762
>first pic so bad makes me wanna delete tweet haha!!! insecurity about acne and eye circles and lighting and my big nose
they acknowledge the fact but still do it for the pity attention
>>
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SERG dies tongith
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>>135335940
this is why hugboxes need to die. i'm sick of seeing ugly people being encouraged to take selfies because the people that they surround themselves with feel the need to lie to them and tell them they're attractive.
>>
>>135303978
Someone doesn't speedrun and its not 0xwas..
>>
Devil May Cry games are shitty boring speedruns
>>
#food
>>
>>135336690
this is why PC culture needs to die. people need to be able to say "You can't speedrun Tetris." without being bullied by leftist scum
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>>135337832
dang that's a heckin classic
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>>135333123
girl somehow you always know how to make me rock FRICKIN hard
>>
>>135337832
>tfw I made this over a year ago and barry is still posting "yummies" on twitter
>>
>>135337832
it's pictures like this that make me glad I drink 100% soylent
>>
>>135337832
What is the last split in that speedrun?
Is it when they finish the food or when their poop becomes solid again?
>>
>>135338292
ngl the recent yummies aren't bad

some of the homemade meme food looks fucking horrific, but I'd eat the shit out of the fast food
>>
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>>135337832
Fucking christ. Every time
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>>135337832
idk what the big deal is, all of this stuff looks good.
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>>135338876
Here, Barry made this home-cooked meal just for you! Please enjoy it!
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>>135340782
spoiler this shit for fucks sake
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>>135340782
Those hotdogs look bretty gud actually but I sincerely hope they're for four different people instead of four hotdogs for one person
>>
>>135340782
ngl i'd eat the dogs, the fries, and the dessert
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brb soylent
>>
back
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>>135350426
>>
tfw spending an average of 4-9 hours a day on this weeb game...... where is my life going........
>>
>>135351062
the same place as pie's
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>>135351265
at least pie makes money off his terrible stream....
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>>135351321
you could do it too. you're just not rattling your tin can hard enough
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>>135351623
He posts here, so he's probably not talented or charismatic enough to be successful like our boi.
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>>135352115
>our boi
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>>135352115
>our boi
jesus
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>>135334739
>I don't like being told to fuck off so I'll call it edgy despite being irrelevant and constantly forcing myself

>>135334837
Shut up you tranny mess, stop posting your unrelated bullshit here, stop namedropping yourself and hurry up with the suicide.
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>>135353028
thanks for the late response!
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>>135353028
do u ever wonder how mad u are
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>>135353559
1st: literal who?

>filename
stop being epic
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Can we compile a list of speedrunners and which candidate they support for president?
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>>135354259
over here >>>/pol/
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>>135354259
Narcissa is ready for Hillary
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boy i sure could go for some comfy dark souls co op right now
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>>135354259
Trihex is a Berniebro
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do you guys ever watch twitch streamers and get inspired by their fashion?
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>>135357293
did he lose his sleeve in a fight? pretty based if i'm to be honest with you all
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Somebody forgot to turn their viewbot on
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>>135359340
BUSTED
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>>135359340
supreme gentleman
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>>135359340
I wonder what the overlap of pie-viewers and clint-viewers is like
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On speedrun.com if you hold the WR for a game and you want to submit a new WR video that substantially beats your old time do you get 1st and 2nd place, or do they just replace your old time with the new one?
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>>135355519
most blacks don't understand Sanders and vote based off of the Clinton legacy
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>>135363431
what does that have to do with trihex
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>>135363306
use your head dummy
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>>135363924
why can't I hold 1st and 2nd place?
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So can someone clue me in as to why Kryssstal deleted nicholas' run from the speedrun.com alttp leaderboards and unmodded a bunch of people
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>>135364641
Dog bless xer
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>>135364069
no records allow you to hold 1st and 2nd at the same time besides arcade machine high scores
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/pol/ shit, tranny cunts and irrelevant non-speedrunning Reddit faggots trying to promote their casual stream with absolutely no speedrunning bois to speak of. Please for the love of fucking Christ, let this shit die, it makes me sick.
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>>135368952
hi cosmo
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>>135359340
Guy was getting a consistent 2k viewers for around 3 months, ever since Amazh started pimping him out. Never understood how he, or any speedrunner, could get up to 5-6k if we're being honest doing a straight speedrun.

2-3k viewers and 1k subs is nothing to sneeze at, though, but I do wonder if either he or someone else viewbotted for that little stretch there of a few weeks, when he got shitted on by Sig and the team of OoT meme runners and furry crew.
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>Cosme talking shit about us in his stream again
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Is Clint Stevens a Trump supporter?
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>>135370551
yes
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>>135370551
Nah, he's part of the cruzcrew.
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JUST
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>>135370998
Looks awful in both pictures.
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>>135371121
also looks like a dude in both pictures
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>>135370998
he could've done something with those green eyes

rip genes
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>>135371341
hopefully someone will impregnate narci, that person being me
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>>135370998
they look a lot happier
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>>135371528
>they
Shut the fuck up.
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>>135371528
That's because one image he is pulling a happier face, it doesn't mean anything libcuck
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It's ironic how there's more speedrunning related discussion in Narc's chat than here.
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>>135371528
who is they?
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>>135371721
XD
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Is it just me or is he getting dangerously thin?
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How do I get a Soylent sponsorship like narci?
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>>135371827
cosmo has always been a hungry skeltal
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>>135371653
Give me whoremoans and shove a cock down my throat, then I'll shut up.
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slayer, are you playing mh4?
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>>135371827
he literally only consumes liquid soy
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Is it webm wednesday yet?
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>>135371827
if cosmo was an actual woman he'd be getting close to not being able to menstruate at that bodyfat%, good thing hes only a man pretending to be a woman
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>>135372432
Are we bringing those back?

The threads being dead will make my normally boring webms seem interesting.
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>>135372876
final fantasy webms will never be interesting
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>>135221069
when will faggot/nigger culture end?
>>
[muffled memes in the distance]
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>>135370945
>that whole sentence
Lemao

>>135371528
Yeah, that left image has some life in it
>>
Who would you invite to Cosmo's intervention?
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>>135375651
siglemic
>>
Can we sue the soylent company for ruining speedrunning?
>>
[distant bird laughter heard above it all]
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>>135372876
They made the thread more boring with the same shit being posted every week. Fuck off.
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>>135375306
they're talking about he hair colour
not the 'mones
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Who would you invite to Cosmo's funeral?
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why is saboom constantly on shit runs, he keeps fucking up everything all the time
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>>135378280
>Cosmo
Will this meme ever die?
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Post speedy webms
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>>135378281
hes one of those runners who play out a lot of shit runs regardless of PB pace or not
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>>135378280
MDE for a speech and funsies
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>>135378280
Mirrored
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>>135378917
So he's an idiot
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>>135378280
trihex
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>>135381239
its just rote memorization and muscle memory
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>>135381284
>its just speedrunning
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>>135381428
me too thanks
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>>135381239
this is not speedrunning
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wow this thread is absolute shit
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>>135382035
>playing videogames fast is not speedrunning
Gotcha mate ;)
>>
Guess the streamer from their chat rules. Here's an easy one.

>Don't act like an idiot.
>No bigotry.
>No sexual comments about real or imaginary people/characters.
>Don't insult the moderators (or anyone else for that matter).
>No Backseat Gaming. Do not tell me how to play the game or give me unsolicited advice.
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>>135382140
>>No sexual comments about real or imaginary people/characters.
whoever this guy is sounds like a tremendous faggot.
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>>135382140
i think that's caracarn if my memory of chat rules posted in serg serves me right
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>>135382443
Correct

>I'm generally willing to talk about the SDA marathons, so please feel free to ask questions. I'll specifically state if I don't want to talk about something marathon-related
>Twitch faces are fine, as long as if it's not a bunch at once or obnoxious ascii art.
>Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, and prejudice in general are not tolerated.
>In general, no politics talk. There's a million other places to talk about politics that are better than a stream chat. The only exception is if I somehow start the politics talk.
>No link spamming or porn links.
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>>135378448
Deadnaming isn't a meme, it's a lifestyle.
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>>135378280
John Fucking Numbers
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>>135382140

>1. Don't call me c*smo
>2. Don't post that one emote, you know which
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Now that the dust has settled, who was the best overall /srg/ speedrun streamer?

Most entertaining, most dedicated, just the best over all that /srg/ had to offer. No lets players.
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>>135383895
Slayer when he played FC3/silent hill
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>>135383895
Slayer when he told headcrab to stop being epic
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>>135383895
Da dust aint even settled yet doe
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>>135383895
certainly not slayer
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>>135384358
You're gonna need to name someone else or that's a vote for slayer.
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>>135384708
don't tell me what to do
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>>135385372
Slayer it is
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>>135384000
>>135384186
>>135384708
>>135385436
No lets players. Learn to read. Your votes don't count.
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>>135385714
Fucking epic dude.
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>>135385772
It said no lets players in the original post. Learn to fucking read.
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>>135385975
Lmaoing at your life rn
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>>135378470
NAA-NAA-NAA-NAA-NAA-NAA-NAA
YOUR-YOUR-YOUR-YOUR-YOUR-YOUR
HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE

no ty
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Who is the sassiest speedrunner?
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>>135386449
Slayer
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>>135386449
me
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>>135386449
Sassy McSassafras
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>>135386449
Spoiler that shit you fucking nigger
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>tfw you meet a qt in another gaming community
hahaaaa see ya speedrunning!
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>>135388467
Witwix aint even no qt doe
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Do you ever talk about speedrunning in this thread or is it memes all day
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>>135389206
This is cosmo posting general
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>>135389845
>tfw no narcissa gf
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>>135382140
>I've had trouble finding a job lately and I'm damn near broke so I've started a "Tips = make me play games!" program! I've posted a list of games I own, along with a breakdown of what your kind tip gets you!
>>
about to vape this big fat joint wish me luck!!!
>>
https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/710091935541817344
did lurk get radiation sickness from microwaving his animes?????
>>
snowmeme stream xcom
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>>135390945
no, he's just pregnant
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the decay... of the superstar.
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>>135391684
good to see a true and honest console run triumph over the emulated jew
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>>135391684
fw this happened to me and i didnt even get a shitpost
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>>135391801
Look at how happy old cosmo is. What a sad image.
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tfw haven't visited speedrun.com in so long because it literally takes 10 mins to load because the site is poorly made.
>>
what happens if you do hrt as long as cosmo has and then realize you want to stop? can you?
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>>135392231
Yeah. Your body is constantly fighting to push its correct hormones out the whole time, if you stop hrt it just gets to do that without resistance.
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>>135392231
the rope
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>>135391997
don't you understand that xe was totally pretending to be happy the whole time because xe too uncomfortable to express hir TRUE SELF
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>>135392231
Your masculine features will come back but I'm pretty sure the titties and shrunken genitalia remain

Ex-transers sometimes need to get mastectomy to remove their mistakes
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>>135392231
75mg bullets, 6mg head
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>>135392635
>the titties
True, though tiny.
>shrunken genitalia remain
False. You just shoot blanks.
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>>135392645
Friggin savage @_@
>>
Has Cosmo legally changed his name to Narcissa or is this just a game of pretend?
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>>135392635
that's awful. all because he was too ashamed to take his cucking like a man.
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>>135393074
Take a guess
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how can you NOT be impressed by this?!
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>>135393889
>hold run and right: the game
>impressed
lol........
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>>135393889
>didnt even finish the level
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>>135383578
>de hippie spacing
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>>135394453
it's longer than webbums will allow
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>>135393889
automatic levels are one of the reasons this game is garbage
>>
>>135393889
am i only the only person who doesn't give a shit about mario maker? i own it but i only fucked with it once.
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>>135394826
maybe if your movement wasn't bad and you skipped some of those trips it wouldn't be too long :)
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am i only the only person who doesn't give a shit about Meows boipucci? i own it but i only fucked with it once.
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>>135394930
Can i have your copy?
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>>135395085
What the fuck is a boipucci? Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger.
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reminder to keep yourself properly hydrated when going for new PBs

this message brought to you by the official drink for speedrunning
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>>135397054
um you shouldn't be drinking and speeding anon.
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>>135395085
Is this what he meant when he said his speedfriends "backstabbed" him? LOL.
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>>135395904
I aint even blacc doe
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>>135397054
I thought this was the official drink for speedrunning.
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>>135397945
not anymore, there's a new boss in town.

that stuff DEhydrates you, putting your chance at bopping WRs to nill. we want you all to be winners.
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>>135397945
well Mtn Dew is a bit on the nose
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>>135397373
who's gonna stop me
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Based Caracarnvi playing a true speedgame.
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Weekly reminder that this man is making over $100,000 a year from the speedrun community yet refuses to communicate with the community at all in over 17 months now. The community continues to bend over and let this man do what he pleases without any consequences. Why do you allow this?
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>>135398956
>148hrs played in the past two weeks
>that's 74hrs a week
>that's 10.5hrs a day
What the fuck. Even full time autismal speedurners don't play this much. He needs help.
>>
*sucks girlcock*
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>>135393889
Why isn't there a timer in this webm? You know if there isn't a timer then it isn't a speedrun.
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>>135397054
>>135397945
>newfags
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>>135399168
Dat shyt Cultural Marxist af doe
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>>135399325
it looks like a delicious chocolate milkshake de-su
>>
dumb question but, is 720/60 favourable over 1080/30?

or does it depend on the game
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>>135399978
yes and yes, if the game is 60fps then the former is better for streaming
>>
>>135399978
For streaming? 720/60 if your game is 60. Barely anyone is going to watch your stream in 1080 to begin with, while 60fps is immediately noticeable.
>>
The only cure is a bullet in the head of every Marxist tranny nutter
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>>135399978
The less FPS the better. It makes pixel frame perfect tricks easier.
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>>135399978
I usually run games in 14/88 bullets/head resolution
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>>135400243
>>135400271
you guys are really making me crave a bullet in the head right about now.
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>>135399978
720/60
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>>135400271
no wonder you keep losing to console
>>
>>135399567
if you ever want to know what soylent tastes like, make up some pancake batter and drink it without cooking it, that is literally soylent, there's no positive flavor
>>
>>135398956
so why exactly doesn't anyone bring this up with GDQ people? why the fuck is mike allowed to be a part of the paid GDQ staff when he doesn't do shit? I don't know whats worse, the fact Mike is getting paid to sit at home and play over 10 hours of video games a day, or the fact that this community is so full of betas that they allow him to do it.
>>
Do any of you remember rainbowsprinklez, the wheelchair pirate guy from agdq

it's his brother again, he's starting a community / "support group" for disabled gamers, should I post that here for exposure or do y'all not give a fuck

also regardless, does anyone have any screencaps of him from agdq I can use
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>>135400976
lol
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>>135400976
Depends, is he a Marxist nutter?
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>>135400976
talk to slayerofbabies, he is a disabled gamer. he could probably help spread awareness.
>>
>>135400976
are trannies allowed in the club?
>>
>>135400931
who cares. sumi 4ever <33
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>>135401068
I'll check him out, thanks
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>>135401068
do soe_ and cooooookie count as disabled too, since their dicks no longer work?
>>
>>135401068
does laz count as disabled too since his dick no longer works?
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>>135401684
His gf was disabled for about a week after AGDQ.
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>>135401840
got dayum
>>
except croni
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>>135401684
Laz's dick works, but he can only get hard at the sight of his gf getting railed by buff niggers
>>
>>135402909
Liar. Her last bull was a skinny little white kid.
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>>135403036
She fucked someone else AGAIN? no way.
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>>135403149
just memers stirring up shit
>>
I want to have kids before I'm 30 and time is running out
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>>135403374
kids are fucking awful.
>>
>>135403374
rent a womb
>>
My gf needs room mates for sgdq. I don't want any creeps harrassing her so the more the merrier! I know I can trust the speedrunning community
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>>135403812
>>
>>135403327
LMAO u wish laz you little cucklet
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Is it typically possible to recover from being "washed up" ?

Is this a permanent affliction?
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>>135404505
there are better things to life than speedrunning
>>
tfw 8 years until wizardhood.
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i dont care for lazerlong to be honest
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>>135405869
Thanks for your input, laz's gf.
>>
there are better things to life than speedrunning - guy in the speedrunning thread in the middle of the afternoon
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>>135404576
>to life
speedrunning is not my life, it is only a part of it
>>
>>135404141
>believing everything you read on srg, the one place that fantasizes about cuckolding every second of the day
>>
>>135404505
Of course, if these washed up goons applied themselves and got good to the current standard of the game.
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>>135406412
>he thinks its a meme
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>>135407324
this doesn't mean anything, just more cuck fantasy
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>>135407557
keep deluding
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>>135408287
thanks for the (You), senpai.
>>
If Laz REALLY got cucked as hard as people say, why didn't it blow up all over the internet and have subreddits dedicated to it ala Tolki/Sam?
>>
>>135408589
because no one gives a shit about a literal who like Laz. i dont know who he is beyond the retarded namedropping that happens on this board
>>
>>135408287
all me
>>
is getting cucked fun? why does everyone like to partake in it so much?
>>
our boi just went live
>>
>>135408926
it's just a derivitive of the humiliation fetish
like femdom, but more emotional turmoil than physical
>>
Reminder that NEGA runs this shit

Look in your heart, you know it's true
>>
fw you don't run anything
>>
Imagine thinking anyone on srg is a friend you can confide in
>>
>>135409882
I have literally zero people to tell
and I'm probably on the other side of the planet to you
>>
>>135409882
you should know not to do this by now.
>>
The fuck kind of name is Werster anyways?
>>
>>135407909
I miss Adrian.
>>
please kill me
>>
wally go to nasa
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>>135410561
it'll be okay.
>>
>>135410715
snowmeme its time to stream xcom
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>>135410935
headcrab its time to contract terminal cancer
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In hindsight, is there anything that we could have done differently?
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>>135411221
no since he stayed with adrian
>>
>>135411221
adrian flirted with me on twitter a lot and i still feel bad about it.
>>
>Reminder that while Zfg1 is a greasy mess at least he doesn't look like elliot rodgers aka clint stevens and DOES NOT viewbot
>>
>>135412756
Thanks for the update.
>>
I rubbed my penis and something white came out :O
>>
Cosmo can know longer get a boner. How does this make you feel? He now has one of those shriveled floppy cocks that you see on drugged up AIDs infested shemales. He is now officially useless as a man.
>>
>>135413163
How do you know this
>>
>>135413335
wouldn't you like to know ;)
>>
>>135413163
est doesn't make the penis shrink
couples with test blockers it chemically castrates you, but no physical changes happen to your junk
>>
what is the best videogame to speedrun
>>
>>135415046
Quake.
>>
Pretty please let this be the last thread. It'll be a lot better for all of us if we didn't have this place.

Just imagine all the shit you could get done if you weren't spending all your time trying to get (you)s here.
>>
>>135415176
wording this so hard. All that time I could've spent on masturbating.
>>
>>135415176
i just check the thread during unskippable cutscenes tbf
>>
>>135367214
Is this a social construct? I don't really see the logic in it. Maybe it's just my assburgers acting up.
>>
>>135415939
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>135393889
If you just push right on the dpad, all of your dreams will come true.
>>
>>135397373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J28s1t4Fqe4
>>
>>135415939
>do a bunch of runs of a game
>take 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th (someone else takes 6th) 7th 8th 9th (same guy takes 10th) (different guy 11th) 12th etc
>leaderboard is an awful mess full of everyones old outdated runs
>you actually think this is a good idea
>>
https://twitter.com/YashichiDSF/status/710195378231103489
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>>135416465
>Van Damme
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>>135416586
I'm just trying to figure it out. I've never been the best at anything else in my life.
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>>135416731
and nothing of value was lost http://tehurn.com/pheenoh
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>>135417196
none of your runs are really relevant after you pb except for big new skips or route changes, where the old route might still be interesting. and most leaderboards allow you to show/see your outdated runs
>>
>>135409882
Don't need to imagine, mai speedfriends r 2 legit 2 quit
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>>135417376
fuckin sjw indextic
>>
>>135415176
Serg based doe
>>
>>135410561
kill me too, and every tranny scum
>>
#owned
>>
>>135408287
preventing the future President of speedrunning, Cronikeys, from being assassinated is far from being "epic" you no-knowithing loser
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>>135408287
got 6 yous did anyone beat my pb
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>>135386449
hexade
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>>135400976
>>135401068
yarumasi is also disabled
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https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/709947006094024704
savage
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>>135420483
>>>/v/
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>>135420324
tfw an anime will never lust after (You)
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>>135420669
>caveman isn't a speedrunner
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>>135416826
>eating a bowl of broccoli for breakfast
gross
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>>135420483
Fuck off with your epic faggy hero, cavecuck needs a bullet to the brain
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>>135421472
emucuck detected
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>>135421472
that's your answer for everything
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>>135421562
It's the true final solution
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>>135409882
ive confided in bird boy for years now hes p based
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In honor of Caracarns grand return

>>135423065

>>135423065

>>135423065

>>135423065
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Is it happening. Is this the last thread? It has been an honor, gentlemen
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>>135423198
lol.....
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>>135417546
I can respect that.
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