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Super Mario edition

>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon

MWSF:
- Cancelled

>Remove
Yarumasi
Headcrab
Narcissa
Yashichi
Skeletonbill

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
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based bjw
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>>134986858
>when da soylent hit u
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Reminder that slayer should be streaming comfy monhun right now..
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Hot things to watch right now:
German Speeden Hausen 2 at twitch tv/elmagus
Super Mario 64 120 stars speedrun(2nd in a row, first one took 13 hours) at twitch tv/okikurume
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>>134987512
dropping a thick turgid word on this post right here
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$720
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medi evil
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how much did watchmojo offer to have you in their video slayer?
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Medievil? I hardly evil!
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>>134989535
nkr wakes up: the post
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>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
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>>134990559
dievil
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Yo slayer do you still have some mh IL's up anywhere?
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cosmo es una mujer
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>>134990920
mexicrab
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https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/708789168760090624
is lurk losing it?
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>>134991415
put him on suicide watch
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>>134991415
You just exposed yourself as an idiot.
If you want to scan a manga, you need to microwave it or use a blow dryer to debind the book. He's planning on making new scans for the Dragon Half collection he bought
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>>134991794
that sounds illegal, I'm calling the police
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>>134991415
>>134991794
if this lurk samefagging i will leave /srg/ forever
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>>134992036
I'm not lurk, I just hate retards
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>>134992036
is*
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>>134992036
you caught me!
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>>134991794
seems to me that you just exposed yourself as a fucking weeb
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lurk stream xcom w/ slayer voice
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>>134992430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIh3y9iGEGI
farewell
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expoed
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>>134992546
yaru...
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>>134992686
goodbye srg :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFrJ7fJxWHo
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>>134993007
M1...
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>>134993280
https://twitter.com/m1_account/likes
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>>134993496
SotC my nigga
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>>134993496
smb2
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>>134993496
this thread
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>>134993496
sm64
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>>134993496
chocobo racing and most musou games
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i want to die
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>>134994027
slayer stream
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*makes suicide joke for the 1884th time*
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>>134994285
>joke
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*gets mad at video games*
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>tfw its a night time sectoid terror mission episode
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>>134995076
Here's a blast from the past! MOTI
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>>134995076
Would you say you are mad... ON THE INTERNET? (just imagine that the image that always accompanied these posts is there)
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>de_cat
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>>134995840
absolutely furious
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http://strawpoll.me/7066049
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http://strawpoll.me/7066066
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>>134998189
>no removed option
transmysogynist
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>>134994285
1488
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>>134998806
slayer...
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brb soylent
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>>134997952
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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to ESA this year.
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>>134999996
what is that
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>>135000123
lucas
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>>134997952
>7 people in this thread are not virgins
OUT OUT OUT
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>>135000123
a runner so bad he's trying to convince everyone that a much better runner is actually a cheater
probably autistic
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>>135000503
>probably autistic
he's got the look
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Is there a Zelda discord channel?
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>>135000503
You don't even run the game. How do you know Ilias isn't right? Who are you asslicking? How autistic are you?
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>>135000658
yeah man pm me for an invite
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>>135000503
>52 minutes behind the record
didn't knew it was that bad
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>>135000717
go away furry gorilla
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>>135000921
He's cheating. He makes so many mistakes and he's still faster. It's ridiculous. You must suffer from autism to not see that he his game is botched.
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>>135000658
There are separate ones for each game. Which one you need?
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>>135001460
are you talking about caveman?
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>that tfw (that face when) when no slayer stream
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>>135001845
>getting cucked by caveman
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>>135001948
just kill yourself pablo my man
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>>135001845
Kyle magically saves 50 minutes on a legit runner who grinded or 1500 hours. You have to be extremely autistic to believe he is legit.
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>>135002313
or maybe hes not a stupid fucking GRIND MONKEY
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>>135002313
he could just take 2 hours of his life and make a bust video
fucking cucks i swear
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>>135002525
LOOK AT THE FUCKING PROOF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYSHRoGbHrU
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>>135002313
reminder that 1 millisecond equals 0.1 seconds
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>>135002972
The fuck is this nigger saying?
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>>135002972
>something smelly is going on
dumb germans
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>>135002972
>gta
autism
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>>135002972
what a silly voice hahaha
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snugboom
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Hello I'm looking for WoW tool assisted speedrunning tips
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Has zfg lost his magic?
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>>135004958
only a matter of time before clint comes and swipes that wr
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found a few quick skips in Harvest, shaping up to be an epic speedgame
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>thought clint was closing in on zfg
>apparently his PB and best possible are over 5 hours
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>>135005283
oh nevermind he's using a meme split thing that lists PB/Best per section, that's dumb

also who calls the end 'ameno'
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>>135001648
four swords adventures
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>>135005429
He calls it that because he plays a song called Ameno every time he reaches the end on PB pace. He uses it as a "meme" that viewers can easily latch onto and laugh along with.
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>>135005697
God damn pie should take notes desu senpai
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>>135002736
but he did provide a video

He calculated that kyle is modifying his cars to be 4% faster. So he did it to his own cars and made a side by side comparison. In the parts where they have equaly good driving you can clearly see ilias car going faster.

If that isn't proof enough, you should stop sucking kyles willy.
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>>135003004
this triggers me, who is responsible for this protomeme
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>>135006087
now maybe you just worded that like an autistic retard, but what you yourself have just said is that when gorillas edited his cars to go 4% faster, they went faster than in kyle's run, meaning that kyle hasn't cheated

maybe you should rewrite that post
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>>135006423
He worded it like ilias believes it
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>>134993007
>if you wanna see more videos of me you can subscribe to my youtube which is called SydtheSquid

sometimes I wonder if this world is real
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>>135005697
typical post-millenial
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You can't speedrun Tetris.
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>>135010395
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WORLD RECORDS
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>>135013025
stop posting that thing
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Haha, but seriously, who is MelonBug?
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>>135013316
how new?
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harvester speedruns 4 slayer
twitch dot tv/
moephistopheles
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>>135013025
he's got those mk ultra eyes
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>>135013824
>commercial spam/advertise
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>>134990920
ARIIIIIIIIBA!!!!
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>>135014081
thanks for the late response!
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>>135014030
fuck off you piece of shit we encourage speed streamsters here. he's not commercially advertising he's posting Video Game Speedrunning Content that we should all discuss and welcome you asshole god damn i'm pissed
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wording this post
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45 IPs
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>>135014642
that's how i like /srg/
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>>135014265
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this'ing this
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>>135014265
you havent speedrun in years stupid cunt

cry harder
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>>135014996
i've never spedrunned you piece of human trash i'm the runner of this shit and shit like you needs to get the shit out of here FUCK
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>narcissa hasn't tweeted in 24 hours

Is it finally over?
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she's just busy and hasn't had the time to tweet. not everyone wastes their life away writing toxic posts about a person they have never met on an anonymous forum
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>>135015058
Even worse. you're a squid chat shitter who picks up a horrible game just to fit in and flaunt that you're a "real speedrunner"

Faggot
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>>135015309
>person
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>>135015325
hello? are you an retard like seriously the guy you think i am is busy speedrunning. stop it with your cliquefag elitism and get the fuck out of my /srg/ there's a new sherriff in town and his name is me
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You sure as DUMB lol
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>>135015309
>she
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>>135015309
>person
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>>135015058
beneziaa
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>>135015309
>life
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same 2bh
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>>135015309
put on a tripcode already you hideous little freak
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>>135015309
>busy
doing what, he ain't got no job lmao
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>>135015446
u aint even me doe
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>>135018086
does headcrab stream or just post in chats and be epic?

dude has like 8 different accounts with different prefixes to "headcrab" so its hard to keep track

nice shitpost by the way, keep spamming it in every thread thanks
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>>135018564
this isnt me btw
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"this isnt me btw" -guy who is me
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Roadblock was shit, Brock V "Bray" speed match of 10min
how's everyone else's night going?
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can someone invite me to the four swords adventure discord?
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People who talk like this are annoying faggots:
>>134991569
>>135000434
>>135018564
>>135018086
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>>135019904
>people
that's all the same person, and even then they aren't really an actual being, more of a human "bean" i'd say if anything
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>>135019904
all those dead leaks
thanks for banning him and exposing that fag, mods
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Stop being a bitch headcran and stream xcom.
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>>135020710
see
>>135020493
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when is lurk gonna stream himself microwaving animes or whatever
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Night.
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>>135022025
secondary shit
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>>135022025
night night
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>>135022025
bye
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>>135020685
aint nobody got banned doe
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>>135022706
secondary shit
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>>135022745
you keep evading
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>>135022757
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>>135022757
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normal people cant tell the difference
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>>135022943
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>>135024017
Baited for this EXACT response
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Reminder that TriHex supports the furry menace.
Next thing you know he's gonna tuurn on his stream and play DDR in a full yoshi fursuit.
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>>135026148
Reminder that Trihex's says he will "get better" in his Yoshi's Island PB comment. Reminder that was 9 months ago.
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>>135026148
Yoshi aint even got no fur doe
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>>135026148
Bertin said he went to a bronycon once no memes
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>>135028645
by >he I mean trihex
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Please speedrun. I promise I won't make fun of you and will support you!
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>>135029198
thats a lie. Give it up. Speedrunning is fading from this place as time goes on. Time to find a new place for speedrunning.
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>>135029198
all yall do is turn niggas into maymays doe
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>>135028645
TriHex unironically watched like the whole first season of MLP a couple years back. Remember him talking about it on stream in like 2013 or something.
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>>135029387
fuck off naysayer literally everyone is nice but you. i bet you have no friends except for shitty ones who'd turn their back on you in a heartbeat if someone of more importance came along. you're nothing.
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>>135029589
yeah I remember he got a mlp-related shoutout at sgdq2013, he must have been pretty big into it
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https://youtu.be/vOM8a0WpYmQ

"Someone found out that if you walk through a door you warp to the end of the game. "
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>>135030683
the fact that you saw this at all makes me think you're a memey underage piece of shit
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>>135030683
>>>/v/
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>>135030683
this makes me homicidal desu
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headcrab go to califurrython
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>>135032732
snomeme stream tftd
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>>135032796
im dying right now, sorry
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>>135033956
gz
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Slayer stream
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night night /srg/
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*cums in slayer*
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>>135036091
o_o
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>>135036291
o_o
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>>135036091
>>135036291
>>135036325
o_____o
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stop THIS ffs
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>>135037005
*cums in you*
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>>135035213
>tfw its a saturday night and slayer isn't on steam

what a fucking normie
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>>134413073
np mate
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>>135037283
thanks for the late response!
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Slayer should be streaming fc3 or monhan attempts rn..
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>>135040045
Please, if you want to see someone who actually is passive aggressive and a whiny shit then go to MvG, shitwix is tame by most standards.

Trihex is garbage though either way
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>>135040618
Trihex is bad at Yoshi's Island, bad at Mario Maker, and overall just kind of slow. He's clearly not a smart person, and his Louisiana shit-tier education didn't help.

It's also clear that he's wasting all of his money, getting cat-fished, and taken advantage of because he's kind of dumb and too nice.

Despite that, Trihex is still a likeable person.

Witwix is just a piece of shit that has built his stream on a pile of lies and deceit from the obvious viewbots he used last summer/fall, to the constnat fake giveaways, and lies. His stream is entirely a reflection of it.

I'm having the grandest time right now watching Witwix's miserable face as he plays Meme Maker with zero enjoyment or passion while his toxic chat is just there for the memes and fake giveaways. His obese body surely aiding in his lethargic and pathetic state. Reminder that Witwix got cucked hard last year at Twitchcon also.
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fw you and slayer would make a good monster hunting duo
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Why are all of slayers old vods gone? I wanted to go for some comfy fc3 today :(
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>>135042212
You didn't do shit and you know it lol, get over yourself
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>>135042423
it's just an avataring attention whore from jp btw
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S14478029#p14479849
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>>135042367
>SPEEDRUN general
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World Rekky
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>>135040989

>spewing this much autism and saying someone else "is clearly not smart"
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>>135045969
>de hippie spacing
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>>135040989
>His obese body
Nice body shaming, you freaking retard.
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>>135006423
just like ilias would do?
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*imports a chinese cheat machine*
*plugs in hori*
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>>135046453
*beats you on VC*
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>>135046263
remember that time you were still obsessed with what witwix is doing 2 years after he stopped speedrunning :^)
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emulators are BANNED

*runs on vc*
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slayer please stream fc3..
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need to create an image, and a gimmick

I'm thinking of something stupid like playing games wearing a helmet or a suit of armour. Something to make the kiddies laugh and bug their parents for money to subscribe.
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>>135049393
hrt
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>>135049393
Apply for soylent sponsorship.
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>>135029784
>witwix deleted the VOD
please tell me someone saved it
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>>135050075
what in the ever loving christ
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I'm looking for a fast game to speedrun. preferably playable on the PC. any suggestion?
(no sonic plz)
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>>135051627
Quake
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>>135051627
half life 2
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>>135051627
Far cry 3
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>>135051627
Hotline Miami, Deadcore, Jet set radio
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You can slay any monsters you want slayer!!
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Anyone listening to this bong autist on Snes Super Stars?
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>>135043447
congratulations on officially becoming a speedrunner, i'm sorry for your loss
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i wish people liked me.
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>>135052603
I like you not
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>>135052303
good morning
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>>135051627
sonic 3 and knuckles
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>>135052603
who are you
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>zfg losing runs to rock skulltula
is he done?
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is it true if i start speedrunning castlevania 64, i'll eventually turn into a shemale?
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>>135052231
legit thought this was a picture of caleb from the thumbnail
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>>135056896
i thought it was until your post
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Who is the lee sedol of speedrunning?
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>>135051627
xcom
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9udwuRN9-g
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yo someone toss me a funny speedtwitter to follow
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>>135061129
>funny
>speedtwitter
speedrunners by nature are socially inept and undesirable males, they do not have positive qualities like "humor"
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>Getting mad at a video game

I seriously hope no one here does this
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>>135059742
>creative mode
lol?
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>>135061421
no
I get mad at my own inabilities
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holy FUCK
i did it
fucking sub 20
sub 19 even
FUCJ
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>>135063857
dude nice
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77 IPs
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>>135065678
79 now!
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https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/709053005144850432
go for whirl rekky lurk!
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>>135059742
Holy f*ck that was cool! Good job!

Run seemed nearly perfect, but do you think you can save any time?
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brb soylent
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SlaysYa
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SoylsYa
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how common is autism, homosexuality and trannyism in the speedrunnning community?
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>>135071241
what a ridiculous question
you should be ashamed of yourself
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reminder to join the tranny clique
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>>135072340
cooooooooookie.......
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Slayer stream monhan to fight afternoon depression
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slayer stream these nuts
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Is it true that there exists a "glass ceiling" for non transsexuals in the speedrunning community? Would I be better off to start transitioning now if I want to start speedrunning in the future?
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>>135073186
i wish someone would put every transexual through a glass ceiling and then shoot whats left of them
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>>135073115
(This post was made by FairHeadcrab.)
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>>135073749
>de slayer post
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roughly 10% of the post ITT mention slayer
roughly 100% of slayer posters should take their own lives promptly
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There can be no hope in this hell, no hope at all.
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jesus christ, pick up all these names
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>>135074746
why would anyone do this when both of slayers videos are still online?
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>>135074746
why did you delete?
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>>135073541
Narci based af doe
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>>135071307
aint nothin wrong about getting off a good nut doe
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>>135080114
Squidgeotto
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>>135080773
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>>135080114
>>135080773
>>135080923
>each post is exactly 90 seconds apart
hmmm
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>>135080114
>>135080773
>>135080923
lmao
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>>135080773
kek'd
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Does anyone have a webm of Narcissa's sub notification?
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>>135082385
Narci aint even speedrun-related doe
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>>135083105
MHC Power Rankings:
Bertin
DsS
SJ
Adam
Kirbymastah
Werster
Trihex
Ringrush
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>>135083467
kirby isnt a member, guess werey takes that spot then
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>>135083685
oops forgot about Werey, he's the real Power Rankings:

MHC Power Rankings:
Bertin
DsS
SJ
Adam
Werey
Kirbymastah
Ishmon
Werster
BigJon06
Trihex
Lil_Duke_Duke
MBisonFute
Ringrush
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harvesting a wr

http://speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
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>>135083887
>bertin and dss top
>werster not even top 5
lets players OUT
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>>135087562
depressed Aussie lesbian defenders OUT
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gunner is a legit autist tho
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gunner is a legit speedgod tho
>>
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>135083887
>tfw when the BigJon06 part isn't bait anymore
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>>135066406
you forgot to samefag
>>
Headcrab tell slayer to do monster hunter later
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>>135090950
Cran aint even read da thread doe
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>>135015309
>narcissuspicious
>>
Hey guys, how's it going.
Any speedplans today?
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>>135084785
*supports you*
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Jealous /srg/?
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>>135095106
tfw a qt asian grill will never have a cartoonified version of yourself with a neckbeard on her t-shirt
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>>135084785
~~wr~~
http://www.speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies/v/54287967
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Witwix really deleted that VOD. Damn, right when I wanted to get some juicy cuts from it too. He totally wouldn't 'blow up at a viewer' that's why he had to delete the VOD that way the viewers keep donating during the 'Waifu power hour' he 'hates' so much but keeps doing it for 'the people' (and the hundreds of dollars but who's counting)

He has to finance that sweet Prius somehow
>>
why do you guys never support my stream? do you guys just not watch speedruns anymore?
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>>135095106
I actually kind of am.

gg Pie, this point goes to you.
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>>135096056
I bet Pie has jerked off to that photo and I don't blame him
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>>135095960
>speedrunning
IT'S 2016
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>>135096195
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>>135095106
dat aint even Pie gf doe
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>tfw Ysalamiri got the rekky in Mysteries of the Sith
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*lets the doggy die*
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>>135100328
*resurrects the doggy that should just be left to rest peacefully*
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>>135101360
you scared me you fker!!!!!
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>>135046348
lmfao 4chan aint no safe space go back to tumblr
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Reminder to pick up Harvester as your next speedgame
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>>135100949
Ash is pre-transition Croni
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is metasigma good at anything
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>>135103413
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>>135103541
being a ponyfag
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Why aren't you watching our boi?
https://www.tw
itch.tv/speedgaming
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>>135105661
>gets exposed from all his games
>our boi
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Happy with this time till slayer bops it, time to learn a real speedgame now
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>>135108840
>-41 gold on an 18 minute game

You're a joke. Get out of this thread faggot nuthugger
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>>135108840
Speedrun Tal'set's Big Dino Adventure
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>>135108840
good job!
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>>135109034
I cut three whole rooms out of my run for unsafer strats, hence the big time save
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>>135109602
waa waa ive been exposed so im jumping through hoops
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>>135108840
Good job senpai!
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>>135109239
>>135110797
samefag
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>>135108840
Great job m8... but how safe do you feel it is?
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>>135112029
Stay based Yaru
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>>135112029
I think it can probably be beaten, still some stuff I'm unhappy with. Might go at it again tomorrow
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>>135112140
y-you too
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>>135112029
>>135112140
You two are absolute cancer, go die.
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>>135108840
literally bopped already
>>
>>135112260
its just got beaten get owned fuckboy
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>>135112520
you cant prove it yaru and pyat doe
>>
this mmx race is a mess
>>
>>135112520
yeah you're nobody, don't ever reply to me again fag unless you tell me who you are. I will never be owned by some LOSER nerd online
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>>135112260
I got EXPOSED
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>>135112779
you think you're a somebody? the only somebody you are is somebody everyone laughs at. no one likes you yaru, go back to rebbit.
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>>135113047
>everyone that replies is that person
im enjoying our time together but you're miles off
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>>135113179
>backpedaling
must be pyatters then
>>
>>135113047
I bet you find Headcran annoying too. You're the reddit faggot - open your eyes
>>
>>135113047
>>135113531
we're all faggots at the end of the day. literally all of us have at least one insufferable trait
>>
>>135113531
why do you like headcrab? is it because he sucks your oldboi dick? be honest.
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>>135113652
Headcran supports every stream
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>>135112029
>>135112140
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>>135113804
shut up pyatters, you're the last person who should be talking about supporting streamers mr. copy and paste pms.
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>>135113979
dont bully any of the bird or cat boys ever again or i'll take a dump down your throat fag
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>>135113979
>tfw no one ever copy and pasted those cringy pms into pastebin
I never associated with the faggot so i dont even know if it is true or not
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>>135113804
If you call shitting up a stream chat with shit memes and not even showing the slightest interest in the speedgame "support" then I think you have a very warped definition of support
>>
>>135111780
wrong. Cute try though!
>>
>Hating on Pyatters and Yaru
/srg/ has really gone to shit if you support the only remaining runners
>>
>>135114424
its the newblood disease
>>
>>135109034
>>135110012
>being this buttblasted over fucking nothing
heyy lol
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>>135114074
>>135114424
one of the first things i did upon coming to /srg/ was successfully bullying pyatters into getting rid of his original avatar.

i fucking run this shit from behind the shadows and all of you don't even know it.
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>>135114424
It don't matter if you speedrun if u be acting like this
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>>135114784
any more pics?
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>>135114752
>one of the first things i did upon coming to /srg/ was successfully bullying pyatters into getting rid of his original avatar.

see ask.fm/pyatters faggot cant stop being a faggot
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>>135040989
hey pizza, pick up a speedgame and stream
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>>135114752
who are you masked anon???? who?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
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Requesting the "Onii-chan on the streets, imouto in the sheets" picture.
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>>135115624
>Yes, I've had several
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>>135115624
w...what does this mean? P-pyatters you're not... a.... a pedo are you?? what the ...
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>>135115652
>
>>135116210
those dont look like cats
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>>135112029
>>135112140
>>135113804
>>135113938
>>135114752
>>135114784
>>135115624

These posts pass inspection. You can continue to shitpost.
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>>135116483
thanks inspector
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>>135116483
thanks inspector
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>>135116483
thanks caleb
>>
>>135116483
>de hippie spacing
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7076980
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>>135117086
>1 vote for poon slayer
Pyat...
>>
>>135115624
what a fag
>>
That's it boys. Drive Pyatters away from /srg/.

Make /srg/ great again!
>>
96 IPs
>>
Please just let this place die.
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this is nice speedgame
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new wr

http://www.speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies/v/54326369
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>>135095824
congrats slayer dino mite
>>
I wish I was a part of /srg/ in 2013. Seems like things were a lot better back then. Myself, I've been an active member of this general ever since December 2015, when I learned of narcissa's existence from that Kotaku article.
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>>135119749
congrats slayer dino mite
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>>135120046
That must be depressing. Absolutely nothing of value has happened here since AGDQ '16.

And nothing will probably happen until this place becomes SGDQ General in a few months.
>>
96 IPs
>>
Myself, I've been an active member of this general since September 2016, when I learned of Narcissa's suicide from that Kotaku article.
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>>135120434
Nothing of value has happened here since horror
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>>135005283
>>135004958
who is this cutie
>>
>>135120663
shut up oldboi
>>
>tfw people guess your post wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c
>>
>>135119779
>>135120216
thanks cronkeysd
>>
>>135120046
do you speedrun? if so what game I'll give you the full 2013 for $5
>>
>>135120046
I hope this is bait
Sadly it probably isn't
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>>135120497
word. im glad everyone decided to stop speedrunning after that.
>>
I'm glad Pyatters didn't go to ESA. Faggot acted all creepy towards soe___ (then Ari at the time) even though it was public knowledge he was 14. Stay exposed you baby dicked LOSER!
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>>135120979
I've been practicing some techniques to start running Mario 64.

>>135121069
It is both true and bait.
>>
>>135121817
dang py@ hit that 14y/o tang? sounds like you're just jealous af lmao
>>
admit it, 2013 sucked just as hard
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>>135121942
nice hope you post your stream once you start running. Mario 64 is a grade-A speedgame

fuck off contrarians that reply to this
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>>135122192
speedrunning is fucking stupid
>>
>>135122192
at least >we removed horror
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>>135122424
a whole lot of sucking duke's cock and attention whoring to get banned off twitch to get to that point

if that happened today it would be fags like yarumasi putting remove horror in their twitch title
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>>135122319
mario 64 is the purest speedgame. just pure execution. just look at the man puncayshun the best player (you can find him at twitter.com/puncayshun thanks)
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>>135122794
puncayshun is a weeb hack noob
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>>135122919
>puncay
>weeb

lol
>>
>>135122978
he's a wee weeb
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>>135122978
If Trihex is a brony, Puncayshun is a weeb. Deal with it.
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>>135122192
at least people ran something and everyone hopped from stream to stream
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>>135123194
we still do that, you are just a faggot who hates every person in the community you cling to. fuck off you fucking hatefestered little shit you're like a klingon turd
>>
>>135123360
current circlejerk streams do not count
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>>135123461
don't whine about lack of community then call a literal community circlejerky

such a fucking faggot god damn LEAAVE
>>
fw m_ will never stream or be alive in your lifetime again
>>
>>135123194
why do oldbois constantly bring this up when they're the ones to blame for this? when the 2014 newbois streamed, no one streamhopped between them. you all ignored them for your already established circlejerk.

the fake sr6 was the definitive proof of this, the only streams you faggots went to were your own circlejerks.
>>
>that one guy who stays mad because he's not invited
what's his story?
>>
>>135124132
he's now a she and goes by narcissa
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>>135123716
i went to kulus' and tolarus' streams during sr6 and i enjoyed it

sounds like you're just mad about nothing
>>
>>135123716
List of people that I can remember doing runs for fake sr6:
>slayer
>duke
>cfb
>kulus
>tolarus
>moofin
>coookie
>therio
>pjoxt
>jy
and probably some other people I missed due to having to leave. Hardly an established circlejerk.
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>>135124927
dont forget lurk and cook
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>>135124927
>>135125154
Okay let's give you the benefit of a doubt and pretend most of those people aren't irc circlejerkers.

Explain then why you fags started a skeletonbill raid. That was the point where I shook my head and just left. Fucking proof that you fags just cling desperately to 2013 and care about nothing else.
>>
Only thing wrong with SRG6 was the lack of donations
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>>135125887
cronikike...
>>
I hate what /srg/ has become

I miss when Duke and Bill streamed every day
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>>135125696
this poster suffers from intense autism
>>
>>135125696
i dunno why you can't just have fun sometimes family, it can't be good for your health being this serious all the time
>>
>>135126105
>>135126113
>two non-answers
Amazing. I don't know what I expected. I hope you two realize how pathetic you are when you're on your deathbeds wishing it was still 2013 and you were watching skeletonshit
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>>135126367
>>
our boi on pace for a WR twitch tv /freddeh
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>>135126631
???
>>
>>135126367
i haven't once said i wish it was 2013 it sounds like you're strawmanning an argument that i'm not making

skeletonbill raid is just a shitty inside joke, if you don't get it that's fine but you don't have to get angry about it

you seem like you'd be a real hoot at a party
>>
>pretends to not read the thread
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>>135124808
kulus no one liked your 3 hours memegame run...............
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>>135127415
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>>135127473
im not kulus and i liked his space memegame
>>
duke stream
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>>135127769
kulus stfu
>>
>>135127865
i wish headcrab was a deadcrab
>>
>>135127928
see
>>135127865
>>
does anyone else just wake up & feel like there's nothing ever going on & every day feels the same
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>reads every post of every thread with fervor
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>>135128274
no, because my entire life isn't /srg/
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>>135128274
Yes and I want to die
>>
>>135128290
nice rabid dog
>>
>>135128290
:3
>>
>>134986858
USA's equivalent of a Brit.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7077816
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>>135126367
this post reeks of cronikeys' nazi agenda. you never even speedran, please calm the fuck down. no one cares about your opinion.
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>>135133540
but i care doe
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>>135133625
>im a lonely desperate faggot who has never actually made eye contact with a female human being
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>>135128274
I did when I was a useless godforsaken NEET
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new WR
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>>135135625
This is a pretty good meme.
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>>135137951
pick it up family
>>
Viskiv
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>>135138640
>>
More like Friskiv lmao
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>>135138640
he vaped girlcock too hard
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>>135138442
The Ukrainian sims are first on the list.
>>
>>135135625
congrats slayer dino mite
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>>135139390
stupid cronikeys, you don't know anything
>>
>>135139390
not slayer o:
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>>135135625
gz (insert chocobo pic)
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>>135140149
why did you headcrab face
>>
>>135140318
thanks for the (You)!
>>
>>135140397
>(
>>
It really fucking sucks being the only person running a game. It's got a small enough community that the dev team got in touch with me about bugs and shit i was experiencing.

Most I can do is shill around for more people to play, but until then I can act like it means something to have WR.
>>
>>135140490
what game
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>>135139881
sorry who
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>>135140713
moe
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>>135140568
My extremely unoptimized WR is 1:13:37.69 on arcade casual. Buy it and beat it so I can start practicing something for once.
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>>135140762
o sorry moe i'm on ddrrugs
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>>135140856
> 1:13:37.69
come on you can at least come up with better bait
>>
>>135140859
party on alison
>>
>>135140942
I wish I was kidding. I don't remember the time I improved on, but that's currently the record.
>>
>>135141167
if thats true its legendary, dont beat it
>>
clint stream is pretty comfy desu
>>
it's been 3 or 4 years, why did THOSE shitters who don't even speedrun come back to circlejerk in these threads?
>>
the king is live
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Great news - Jumpyluff has quit streaming

He hasn't stepped down from moderation roles though on speedrun.com like the fag was known for ruining but this is good news regardless
>>
>>135142564
His last stream was a silent stream where it just said goodbye and other overdramatic shit. He also set up a gofundme to move in with some stupid woman in the UK. He is bitching about working a 40 hour work week... really dude? 40 hours? lmfao
>>
>>135142564
>He hasn't stepped down from moderation roles though on speedrun.com
So nothing has improved then. If anything that makes him worse.
>>
>>135037387
np mate
>>
>>135142564
reminder that saboom probably let this tool win their races at SGDQ 14 because he's have a meltdown otherwise
>>
You know what spedrunners? I'll take your word for it. Yes at this point I know that if you spend 1700 hours of your finite life, a huge amount of your limited free time, you can play the game about 1/5 the time a person would normally. Don't you know how absurd this sounds? You spend much of your life doing the same thing so you can spend less time doing that thing. You are missing the forest for the trees.

It's not even competitive, its a symptom of autism. Actual competitive games pit your skills versus an opponent; an equal battleground where people outwit, outmaneuver, adapt and react to each other.

Speedrunnings' ultimate goal is to press the same buttons the exact same way at the exact same time. Any possibility of tactics or improvisation is thrown out the window because there is only 1 fastest permutation of luck in the game. There is no skill involved, only patience.

Look at the demographic of speedrunners, by any metric it is filled with the biggest losers of society. Meetups where participants are at their most presentable become humiliating embarrassments of social misunderstandings and meltdowns.

The viewership is comprised of infantile shitters and endless memers.

By watching speedruns you are contributing to, supporting and promoting this mental illness, this leech on society. Speedrunning is the least productive thing you can do. Judging by the litany of tantrums and breakdowns of speedrunners it stops being enjoyable long before people quit. They feel obligated to by the fallacy of sunk cost, when in reality they are just digging deeper the pit of wasted time. They feel obligated by their viewers, by the monetary incentive, by the sad little communities that are jokes of social interaction where communication boils down to spamming 1/2 cm emotes at each other for hours.

If you still want to speedrun, participate in speedrunning communities then you are deluding yourself. You have no honest justification of your utter waste of free time.
>>
>>135143997
>Speedrunnings' ultimate goal is to press the same buttons the exact same way at the exact same time.
yeah maybe in games for grind monkeys where theres no variation ever at any time (which doesnt exist except for shit like barneys hide n seek)
>>
>>135143997
>trying THIS hard to be like (ou)RWhiteGoose after watching his video
lmao
>>
>cosmo browsing 4chan while streaming

hey lad if youre reading this fix your fucking stream layout.
>>
i love you narcissa
>>
narcissa put on some sarah mclachlan I want to jam out
>>
>>135146020
source?
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>>135140856
>another lolsoretro sidescroller
And you're wondering why no one plays it?
>>
>Waaah Waaaah look at all these people callin me a tranny, hugbox!!!

Fix your fucking head retard. Like look in the mirror. Can't wait for the day you say something wrong and your hugbox, the only thing you have left, turns on you like all SJWs do.
>>
nudes when?
>>
When's Cosmo going to speedrun again?
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>>135146828
long ago
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>>135146770
>this delusion
maybe you should stop repressing your inner feelings
>>
>>135146828
>>135146883
post that nude drawing he did that's totally not a self-portrait
>>
I wonder how fuckable Narcissa's going to wind up desu
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>>135147018
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>>135146883
I almost forgot about this.

Why did you have to remind me.
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>>135147289
better times
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>>135147368
How the mighty have fallen.
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>mfw cosmo and his chat
LMAO
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>>135147847
>mfw trihex in the chat
LMAO
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>>135147885
LOL ITS REAL
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING
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>>135147649
is there any credibility to his alleged arthritis?

or is it just a pre-written excuse as to why he no longer speedruns.
I.e. he knows that's what fans want, but he doesn't want to do it any more, but he can't outright say that without losing subscribers.
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>>135147885
>when you cucked so hard even narci seems attractive
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cosmo actually improved his voice acting yo

too bad he'll always be ugly as fuck
>>
why is it that mtf trannies are always always into typical male stuff?

>I like beer, monster trucks, red meat, video games and hookers, but I feel I'm a woman.

I know how women behave, I have 3 sisters, and mtf's do not act like women for the most part.
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>Hitler wanted to exterminate this
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>>135150820
yes
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you think he lives fulltime as Wanda?
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>>135150589
Because old habits die hard

>>135150820
Im not entirely sure whats he holding there
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>>135151141
its a buttplug or something
>>
i don't want to be alive anymore.
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gg narci
you are the best at everything and always will be
without question
fuck the haters, I hope they get caught by isis and disembowelled in front of their families
such intolerant pricks
<3
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Bullet to the head of every tranny and trannyposter
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>>>/lgtb/
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>>135152471
Poor crab
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>>135146757
I never said "I wonder why nobody plays this?" fuckass. Take that shit to the back of the line.
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>>135150589
Because they're men? Kind of a no-brainer.
>>
can you guys talk about me now? thanks in advance.
>>
why do people treat streaming as an industry and not just a hobby?

people setting up branding and franchises and shit when they have an average of 5 viewers
what's the point?
just play video games if that's what you're here to do
>>
>>135150589
Autogynephilia
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>>135154472
that's been disproven because the evidence was unpopular
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>type message in chat
>streamer is a subhuman subvocalizer and has to shut his brain down to read it
>ruins his run
>>
whurl reccy baby, check it

C:/Users/Fabien/My Videos/BAC 2016-03-14 06-43-38-09
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>>135156990
nice
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>>135156767
Name 2 times this happened.
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>>135153949
Hubris
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>>135135625
good job!
>>
bullets/head
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>>135150820
Those fucking teeth jesuschrist.

She looks hideous, I mean with all the money she's spending doing laser surgery, pills and buying that soylent shit that tastes literally like shit she needs to fix that asap.
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>>135161067
>she
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>>135143997
>Speedrunnings' ultimate goal is to press the same buttons the exact same way at the exact same time.
This same descriptor can be used for the majority of high level musicianship.
>>
super mario 64 is overrated.
>>
>>135161781
wording this so hard rn
>>
https://youtu.be/CSA1dQIIyGg?t=13m53s

It's Narcissa saying "I deserve to die". Can someone here make something funny from that?
>>
canteNOPE
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>>135163147
omg that would be so fucking funny and cool lol
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>>135161781
It's the best speedgame though regardless of what your hipster mind thinks
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>>135164037
define "best"
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>>135164075
deepest movement with very little rng, very high skill cieling and tons of actual competition. its the best, stay mad, case closed
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>>135164161
define "deepest movement" and explain how having deep movement makes a speedgame intrinsically the "best."

also, i'm not mad. i'm trying to discuss speedrunning on a speedrunning forum. you're the one getting defensive.
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>>135164161
I am wording this SO FRICKIN HARD right now.

>>135164269
Mad baby
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>>135164161
>very high skill cieling and tons of actual competition
i'm also not sure why these things would make a speedgame the best either. i can name a number of things in life with high skill ceilings and competition that are completely retarded and unenjoyable.

not saying sm64 is retarded and enjoyable, just that your argument is bad. you probably think the quality of a book is measured by how many pages it has.
>>
>>135164269
>>135164750
marxbois.......
>>
>>135164750
The more big words you read, the smarter you are.
>>
I just put in my password on stream like a retard
how do I delete it
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>>135164037
how can sm64 be the best speedgame if super metroid is the best speedgame???????
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>>135166193
2/3 dimensions, 2/3 skill
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>>135166278
Wording this. All you do in Super Metroid is hold right and press the jump button when prompted.
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>>135166278
It makes up for the dimensionality with advanced techniques and glitches, whereas SM64 speedrunning is indistinguishable from casual play.
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>>135166428
>beleiving this

sometimes you press left too retard
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>>135166278
it runs at twice the frame rate though
(2/3)*2 = 4/3rds the skill checkmate faggot
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>>135166451
Dat aint even true doe
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>>135166693
n64 controller uses values as integer betweeen -128 and +128 for two analog stick axes

256*256 = 65536 discrete inputs that the controller can provide and the game can differentiate between

snes has a directional pad (8 directions)

65536 / 2 = 32768 difficulty score (sm64) compared to metroids difficulty score of (2/3)*8 = 5.334

thus
32768 / 5.334 = 6143.2

sm64 is over six thousand times more skillful than super metroid sorry bud
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>>135167184
*half presses A*
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>>135167184
D*ng yo u just hit dat niqqa wit da ether
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>>135167184
that's not how skill is measured.
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>>135167184
you forgot to include fps into your calculation also sm64 is gay lol
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>>135167184
Even if it was more skillful, which it isn't, something being difficult doesn't necessarily give it value. Plenty of things in life are difficult to perform, this doesn't mean they are necessarily better than everything that is less difficult.
>>
>>135167184
I don't think sm64 actually uses the full input range...
>>
So many bird-brained Marxists ITT Tbh
>>
>>135167184
ps3 controller uses a signed 16 bit integer for each analog axis (4,294,967,296 combinations) , so ps3 games are 65536 times more skillful than n64. and this is only for one analog stick, not counting the fact that the face buttons and shoulders are pressure sensitive, you can literally half press 6 of the buttons.
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>>135167184
[-128, 128] contains 257 numbers you mongoloid.
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>>135167831
you right. the highest positive value is 127 for both axes, so all the other numbers are still right.
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>>135168096
you're*
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>>135166451
>sm64 speedrunning is indistinguishable from casual play

fucking

wait

hol up

HOL UP

kek
>>
>>135167184
#rekd we just witnessed some epic pwnage here folks.
>>
>>135168496
see:
>>135167827
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>>135168585
>Waa waa I've been exposed!
You've been exposed.
>>
>>135168724
Yeah, that's how it went, except you're the one that got exposed.
>>
>>135168780
I am watching from the sidelines pointing out your pathetic damage control effort. You've been exposed for all to see, bare and naked with everyone laughing at your small willy. Accept it and come back stronger.
>>
>sm64
>high skill ceiling
maybe if the game didnt run at 2 fps
pick up a real speedgame like hotline miami 2 or quake desu
>>
An average run of super metroid has around 1000 jumps, each of them at least 3 times tighter than sm64 because of the framerate.
>>
>>135169045
You're a faggot. My points are all logical and well reasoned. Learn how a debate works or get the fuck out.
>>
I don't want to think about the fact that so many people from this thread follow the cuck lifestyle.
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>>135169258
It's a 2d game though, it's way easier since it's missing a dimension.
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>>135169686
delete this nigger
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>>135169586
but dimensions aren't a measure of skill.

are you people trolling or are you actually this stupid?
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>>135169823
>are you people trolling or are you actually this stupid?

Anon, it's 4chan.
Yes they are this stupid :^)
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>>135169686
>nigger normie memes
just fuck off
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>>135169869
fuck off to reddit
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>>135170398
no
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>>135170398
*bird laughs*
>>
131 IPs
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>>135170398
posting in 4chan only requires 1/7th of the skill that posting in reddit does, because of the missing features.
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>>135171460
momo is a cuck
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>>135171642
don't talk shit about my waifu. I'll fight you, faggot
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>>135171801
did you even read the newest chapter senpai
>>
>>135171881
I did.
>>
*kicks a tranny*
>>
imagine the internet would not be real
>>
>>135173608
my life would be 100 times better
>>
i play games kinda fast
>>
>>135173717
have you ever played a game so much, that you feel you've run out of replay value?
>>
Playing the greatest speedgame of all time:
/andrewg1990
>>
brb soylent
>>
brb cultural marxism
>>
how do you get on srl homepage
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>>135174452
>Type .setstream twitch/name to link your stream to SRL, if you have not done so already. Your stream will appear on the Streams page of the site after 1 hour of racing. You may not appear immediately, as our system checks at specific times throughout the day.
>>
>>135174778
race, as in with other people?
>>
>>135175025
Yeah. You can probably find somebody here that will race you in a shitty meme game for that long. But not me, LOL.
>>
>>135174119
riveting fucking gameplay
>>
better to have a Top time in one or two games, or a Good time in many games?
>>
>>135175217
>>135175025
I don't think races is necessary anymore?
>>
>>135175710
top time in a top game
>>
>>135176318
so, something on ps3?
>>
>>135174183
Dat shyt Marxist af doe
>>
>>135176181
You need to have at least an hour of race time assigned to your account. Doesn't matter if it took you 1 or more races/ raced 1 or more games. Really weird, but better than the old 25- 50 races 'rule'
>>
>>135173717
U aint even Tony doe
>>
>>135176454
Ah I see.
Thanks for clearing that up.
>>
>>135169584
U wudnt even rite doe
>>
>>135173317
Dis aint even speedrun-related doe
>>
so, if anyone wants to race... gimme a holler.
>>
>>135176848
fuck off nigger
>>
>>135171460
>>135170160
All these soundless webms man. This shit doesn't fly back home.
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>>135177043
back to gg chan faggot
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Have you watched Zootopia, /srg/?
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>>135177232
Looks fun, I'll wait for the Blu-Ray.
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adams not dead
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>>135177115
I'm sure I will just as soon as soon as the mods decide to nuke this thread like they were doing last week when Cosmo got butthurt. Our /srg/ is slow at the moment and I figured I'd stop by and see how the police state is doing.
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>>135177551
>>
>>135177674
Serg aint neva been betta doe
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>>135176181
de marxist
>>
>>135177551
>no GTA
he is to me
>>
>>135177896
Fuck off with your shit tier trash memes.
>>
name 1 thing more boring than NESmania

you can't
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>>135178054
Dat aint even a bad maymay doe
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>>135178509
this thread
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>>135178509
cooks gb gauntlet
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>>135178721
ho shit
>>
Racing using SRL is the most confusing, bizarre thing I have ever had to attempt to do in my life. It's archaic and stupid, glad it's dead.
>>
>>135179057
yeah, IRC is so hard lol!
>>
>>135175710
Top time in one or two. Top time in many is the only way to show how good you are at speedrunning though.
>>
>>135177551
>The broadcaster indicated that the channel is intended for mature audiences.
a true edgemadter
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>>135179185
He's right though, it is archaic.
>>
>>135178702
Yeah it is. You're just too biased to see it's shit.
>>
flyingxmarxist
>>
136 IPs
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>>135179502
>waah waah i've been marxposed!
You've been marxposed.
>>
>>135180139
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>135179185
It's outdated & archaic.
>>
>>135182197
>>135179327
You can stop samefagging now, newfriend.
>>
july 6th 2014
>>
does anyone else just wake up & feel like there's nothing ever going on & every day feels the same
>>
>>135182449
ye
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>>135182449
all the time, anon. that's life.
>>
>>135182449
yeah. everything gets darker every day.
>>
>>135179185
it's arachnid
>>
>>135182449
yea then i got on antidepressants lol
>>
>>135182919
beer>antidepressants
>>
>>135183117
*klonopin
>>
>>135182197
Much like cisnormative gender roles
>>
>>135182449
>>135182523
>>135182536
>>135182590
>>135182919
>>135183117
>>135183198
go outside and do something instead of being a bum who vapes weed and sits on twitter/4chan all day
>>
>>135183289
it's so scary out there though.
>>
>>135183249
without them you'd be in a coal mine or up a chimney
>>
i wish i knew about sex as much as i know about speedrunning
>>
>>135183505
Maybe you shouldn't be a male that goes outside in skirts and drag if you dont want a reaction
>>
race me fgtz
I'll stop asking once someone races me
>>
>>135183603
Sex is mad overrated. Don't pay for it.
>>
>>135183842
I won't get it any other way though desu senpai
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>>135183842
It's only overrated if you're having bad sex. And it will almost always be bad if it's with a hooker, so I guess you're half right.
>>
>>135183249
bullet/head for all marxists
>>
>>135184117
oh shit
>>
*vapes soylent*
>>
>>135184045
Then you might as well pay for it the first time to see if you are missing out on anything. If you like it too much and want to get a hooker every time you will end up broke so be careful.
>>
>>135184342
nah, it's too late for him. if you don't lose your virginity in high school or college, you're fucked forever and you'll never have a girl willing to put up with your virgin faggotry in bed.
>>
>>135184505
But the whole point is to do it once so you can see it's not that big of a deal before you kill yourself or end up like Elliot Rodger
>>
Reminder to donate to Bills cat
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>>135184646
It is a big deal though. There's no better feeling than fucking a chick who is as into you as you are into her. Especially if she's into all the same shit you are.
>>
>>135184902
Are you speaking from experience or what? All the added stress of having to deal with some bitch all the time negates the sex. If you can get over it you're better off.
>>
>>135184902
>Are you speaking from experience or what?
yeah dude. i don't get laid anymore because my adult life is all fucked up, but high school and college were insane, and the sex was a big part of that.
>>
>>135185265
>tfw dropped out of highschool and cant afford college
if i kill myself do i get a do over?
>>
>>135183249
Wording this so hard rn
>>
>>135184731
Fuck off, hope it dies
>>
>>135185585
no but if i can hang in there maybe you can too.
>>
this thread is full of degenerates
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Reminder that Pyatters has more sexual experience than most of /srg/

despite having a babycock

If he can do it, why can't you?
>>
medievil
>>
>>135186017
That's rlly hot 2 me 2bh
>>
>>135186017
I hook up with guys on grindr all the time doe
>>
>>135186017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSwq1ETfxH0
>>
>>135186017
never really bothered to try desu
>>
>>135186017
Why would he lie like that when there are pictures of him in a maid outfit? What does he gain from saying he has had several girlfriends?

What a faggot, it's one thing to lie about being a virgin IRL but another to say shit like that on the internet when there are pictures of you
>>
#depressionbros
>>
>>135186017
I'm a failure and I rather get drunk then talk to other people
>>
>>135185585
Don't do it slayer, many girls are into disabled people :)
>>
>>135186657
bring it back. i need a friend.
>>
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>>135186657
Stay strong "bro"
>>
>>135186892
>many girls are into disabled people
no they're not
>>
>>135186406
L O N D O N
>>
How about we all fuck each other at NASA and ESA?
>>
dude this place fucking sucks
>>
>>135187726
i'm not falling for this again
>>
>>135187726
m_ simply m_
>>
>>135187726
Yeah. Gathering all the people into a crowd is exactly what a bomber would want....
>>
>>135187726
slayer....
>>
>>135187726
I aint even gay doe
>>
>>135188486
everyone knows thats a lie
>>
>>135187726
ESAfags already do that. It's gay central.
>>
>>135188626
>after a long game of Mafia, everyone is ready to go off to bed
>Flicky stands on a stool on top of a phonebook and tells everyone to wait a tick
>"Now seems like a good time to collect the additional ESA organizer maintenance fee..."
>Flicky and Edenal whip out their disgusting eurowangs and are suddenly fellated by Svenne and KennyMan666 while the other disgusting Eurobeasts form a line with great anticipation
>>
>>135183505
maybe you should do something about those refugees
>>
brb soylent
>>
>>135189429
Stop White genocide
>>
140 IPs
>>
haha but seriously, how does this general have so many IPs yet is dead as a dog?
>>
>>135191793
headcrab and beneziaa have dynamic ips
>>
>>135191793
It's mostly just people who find entertainment value in watching stupid people type things. It isn't unlike watching people with down's syndrome flop around in the mud.
>>
>>135191943
my ip is static in my dorm and at home
>>
>>135191943
Now there's two people I'd like to see drop dead.
>>
slayer stream stepmania
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Reminder that Pyatters is a shrew

Pic related: It's Pyatters
>>
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>>135193480
oh no i've been exposed!
>>
>>135193480
That's too cute to be pyatters
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>>135193751
>That's too cute to be pyatters
>>
>>135192818
U aint even me doe
>>
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1djGXmdqVroJZ
he did it, he absolute madman!
>>
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>>135194469
>scanning manga
>>
>>135194469
You can't eat Manga.
>>
>>135194469
>microwave
no wonder he's a faggot degenerate
>>
>>135194469
>microwaving a manga
for what purpose?
>>
>>135195437
mangapiracy
>>
>people in this thread are not supporting our girl

https://www.twitch
.tv/soe__
>>
140 IPs
>>
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>>135196760
Is this dude going trans too? I just heard his voice on stream and he's doing the same vocal shit as cosmo
>>
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>>135196760
>>
>>135197013
kill that fucking faggot
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>>135197013
>le name change meme
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>>135197749
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>>135197861
>>135197013
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>>135197861
>>
whats up w/ all the sissy boys in the speedrunning community as of late?
>>
>>135196760
im banned
>>
>>135198708
transgenderism is a symptom of boredom
>>
>>135197813
Get him outta here, NKR
>>
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Remember, no matter what happens, you'll always have your pride as a man unlike sissy boys and trannies.
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Jackafur > pyatters
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>>135197986
>>135198623
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>>135199035
No shit dude.

All of the tony hawk speedrunners are a bunch of posers. I don't even think moofin can stand on a skateboard without it snapping
>>
>>135197013
she has always sounded like that, but i did stop watching her stream because of it
>>
just got a new pb!
>>
Hey SRG! Good thread so far. Solid, tight. Keep it up!
>>
just got a new gender!
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>>135199247
>>
>>135199247
>>135200205
I bet the targets of these crude MS Paint images feel silly now!
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>>135198708
>>135199006
Nothing wrong with being a sissy boy as long as you're not a tranny freak or anything. Just avoid the soylent, weed, and pills and you'll be fine.
>>
>>135201094
dropping a big gay word on this post
>>
>>135201094
>>135201208
die homos
>>
>>135200453
I love this retard.
>>
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>>135201292
western civilization was founded on fucking cute boys though
>>
>>135200453
>tfw you're the worst starter
>>
how is ari so shit at mgr, he has no competition anymore and still chokes
>>
>>135201740
i got something he can choke on if you know what i mean
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>>135201740
hi beatrix
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>>135201801
I don't actually. Please elaborate.
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>>135201837
>stabs with a katana
*sigh*
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>>135201962
i want him to deepthroat my dick
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>>135201801
>>135202034
dumb beta orbiter. you'll forever be masturbating to his gay voice behind your screen while some alpha at ESA is the one getting the deepthroat.
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>>135202034
thanks for the clarification!
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>>135201094
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>>135202191

>>135202191

>>135202191

>>135202191
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>>135202150
>going to esa
>alpha
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>>135202174
working on it.
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>>135201837
was that second to last hit intentional?
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