/dbg/ Dirty Bomb General - Memes edition

first for fuck all vaselines

ded general

File: 728px-Man-Signals-OK-While-Boy-Cries.png (464KB, 728x485px) Image search: [Google]

464KB, 728x485px

Honestly I've just gotten bored with it all. I have all the mercs. All the loadouts I want in skins I like. There's nothing left because there is no real reward for comp and pugs are boring nowadays.

Thanks SD, I really appreciate all the bullshit and broken promises.

File: ruseman rides on rainbow kitten.jpg (17KB, 232x231px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 232x231px

>Get free elite case
>It's a fucking silver card fo VASSILI

File: 1447212998240.jpg (143KB, 646x1024px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 646x1024px

>>134954325
I got silver ice cold Rhino

>>134954325
I got redeye. I don't have redeye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uZQeMfO_4U
Wtf was that?

>>134955090
You dc'd

>>134955281
But whyyy~
Never had this shit before

>>134955332
You internet dc'd, how the fuck do I know why

>>134955514
But it didn't, my internet was fine. But nevermind, shit happens, I see now.

every morning I wake up and wish I was dead

>>134958253
why

could someone post that "what i bought/what i got" redeye pic?

File: redeye.png (400KB, 1001x502px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 1001x502px

>>134958623
It's a combination of crippling loneliness and the realization of who I am and what I do every day.

Plus I usually feel like shit when I wake up.
>>134958915

>>134958623
I keep fucking up my attempts at lucid dreaming.

File: 57457448945414.jpg (249KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 1920x1080px

Whats the status

>>134959216
loneliness is a blessing
> realization of who I am
And who are you?
>>134959230
Try nootropil.

>>134959602
I don't want to talk about my problems to strangers on a Cantonese sandwich artistry site.

File: Untitled.png (1MB, 1922x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1922x1080px

BASED REGULAR CASE

>not playing based Vassili

hahaha cucks

>>134960003
But it seems like you do: >>134958253

All problems are solvable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-0ETX4z_DU

>>134960364
but video games

>>134961571
Doesn't matter where you found the solution.

File: NLbAJpu[1].jpg (34KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 720x720px

>>134961828
>dirty bomb general

>>134962058
shh now, it's okay, it's gonna be alright...

File: D75.jpg (281KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 1920x1080px

driess :^

File: Untitled.png (1017KB, 1920x1078px) Image search: [Google]

1017KB, 1920x1078px

>>134962226
stark

hi Retro

File: 333930_20160312164823_1.png (967KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

967KB, 1920x1080px

>>134954325
Pic related...

>>134962226
Driess is a great gun tho.

Def the best semi auto

>>134963231
Not this shitposting again. Just fuck off.

>>134963332
Whats the matter shit can? cant hit headshots?

File: 1456768907432.gif (2MB, 300x204px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x204px

>>134963561

>>134963713
Nice gif why dont you fuck off back to le reddit already

File: CR73.jpg (277KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 1920x1080px

>>134962524
crotzni

>>134964641
Pretty good but it would be better with a driess

File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

WAKE ME UP

>>134965895
your doing fine familiar, just rush the point

>>134965895
>lvl 6
>lvl 5
>lvl 11
>lvl 5
>lvl 7

Wow you must sure be a great sniper

>>134966209
We won somehow despite the other snipers camping

>>134966268
It was to show off my teammates, not my score.

>>134966268
>implying levels mean jack shit
>implying I haven't been destroying high levels since level 5

File: B83.jpg (238KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 1920x1080px

Kawaii-16

>>134968030
>implying levels mean jack shit
I kind of agree when we're talking about headclicker. His playstyle doesn't change when facing better opponents, so there's no need to adapt your tactics like you would on an assault or fire support merc.

He's literally just
>throw ball
>click heads

He's one of the mercs that can destroy anyone if you're decent.

File: 1457278526512.jpg (10KB, 275x200px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 275x200px

>>134969292
but I play aura

>>134954325
Got a useless Silver for Skyhammer.

File: M92.jpg (295KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 1920x1080px

P A R T Y
S T A R T
S H E R E

>>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
>http://pastebin.com/ePz8VnJd
Wait, singleplayer? Does this mean you just go into a private match alone? How do you even do that?

>>134974360
>Open the console and type in the following:
switchlevel OBJ_Map_Name
The names of the maps are: Map_6 = Dome Bridge = bridge CanaryWharf = Underground Trainyard = Trainyard Victoria = Terminal Whitechapel = Chapel

>>134975528
you forgot dockyard and exe_ maps
unless they removed them in this current game build.

T

>>134976439
Dockyard is removed from game files, dome was renamed to obj_dome. Who gives a fuck about cancelcution?

>>134959532
not great, but could be worse

this game sucks now tbqh

Burst Rifle Bomb

>>134982271
get gud scrublord

http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/24985/serious-ranked-matchmaking-bug-endless-game#latest

>>134982271
Do people really run into burst rifles that often? I still see way more M4/SMG bomb.

So I know if you target the top of the EV as arty or Kira you'll do more damage than if you hit the side, but what about Stoker's fire? Does it do the same damage if the EV is all the way in it if the EV is only one pixel in it?

File: fletcher flowchart.jpg (80KB, 757x594px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 757x594px

what the heck guys

>>134987925
Why not just shoot him?

>>134987925
most fletchers have shit aim

play any class that can outgun an e9 at midrange and you'll be fine

Anyone else frames going to shit after the last "update"?

>>134995548
Can someone explain why snipers attract shitters in every game? Is it because of the 360 no-scope MLG trickshot COD generation?

>>134996538

It's incredibly attractive on paper. You have the ability to 1 shot kill people who can't fight back against you because you're too far away from them to do anything.

However what most people forget is the amount of aiming and positioning skill required for it, and the fact that generally they're so slow that you have to carefully select the best target and not just go for whoever is easiest.

File: Untitled.png (10KB, 136x46px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 136x46px

Who the fuck is this? GM? Dev?

>>134996538
>>134996732 What this anon said

It's immensely satisfying to one shot headshot people, especially in a game with a higher TTK like Dirty Bomb.

I don't mind people playing Vassili, even if we have 2-4, as long as they toss their wallhack balls out here and there. Having information on who is flanking us is super comfy. Sometimes they even get kills, or at the very least bodyshot enemies so I need less bullets to kill them.

What bothers me is when they try to act like team captains, which is pretty often. I'm not sure what it is about being a sniper, but it gives people the audacity to think they can start ordering everyone around. Of course no one ever listens to them, but the fact that they bitch the whole time about the team while being useless themselves is what irritates me.

Next in line for people who think they are team captains are suicide Proxy players. They rush in while the whole enemy team is alive, then whine about everyone not covering them. Whatever it is, repairing, planting, defusing, it's always our fault because they rushed in without thinking about how many people were alive.

>>134999428

Dev

File: cobaltCR81.jpg (171KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 1280x720px

Just did this trade up. I much prefer SM41 as I'm notably better with the SMG9 and M9, but I'm definitely happy with this loadout.

>>135002449

That's the card I use on Nader. It's pretty good.

After all the Crotz nerfs, Quick Eye is actually useful since you kinda need to sight to hit people who have any sort of distance on you.

>>135002449
It's alright. Bigger blast doesn't really do anything, fail safe and quickeye are situational.

PDP or MoA /dbg/?

>>135003347
Play redeye if you want to use the PDP. Vasilli has the snipers because he's the sniper.

>>135003347
FELIX, F23 in particular

>>135003347

I like the MOA more because I'm a shitter who misses like half my shots, so when I do hit someone I want to make sure it counts.

I'd rather use Redeye with his M14 then use the PDP. If you're really good with headshots the PDP is probably the way to go though.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=641369643

new guide for this dead game.

>>135003347
PDP is the best weapon in the game.

>>135005725
kek-10*

>>135005623
>failing to list the meta 3 for redeye
>failing to list the meta 3 for vasilli
what a failure

>>135005623

>dick rides the deagle the entire guide
>turns around and says the caulden is the worst sidearm

Why? They're both the same shit.

>>135005623
>not realizing spotter is pretty fucking strong perk on vassili

>>135006379
i dont do meta i just list the augments/weapons and some braindead color commentary along with gay shooped pics of these dumb unbalanced characters in this pathetic dead game kill me.

>>135006386
deagle > caulden no turn around. that being said id rathet take a caulden w/ a dreiss since the caulden is like a deagle with 20 in the clip.

File: 1449723399762.jpg (58KB, 556x556px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 556x556px

>>135006674
>clip

>>135006674
i mean the DREISS is like the deagle with 20 in the MAG

>>135006545

post it in the comments you homosex
but you're right i wasnt thinking clearly its ok

>>135006796
sorry daddy

>>135006674
you literally listed the meta loadouts for phantom but not vasilli or redeye. They all have a few that stand out. If you really need me to list them.
>Vasilli: F12/F23, M011/M093, P13/P92
>Redeye: P75/P52, D75, G41

File: 1403389156683.jpg (26KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x400px

>Want to play comp
>Internet keeps going down

I have 35k,
Do I buy Arty or hold out for Kira? I'm getting sick of Aura.

Did they fix the performance in this game? Or are the performance tweaks good to use again? I remember I quit when they broke the particle system for Redeye and I could no longer play at 60fps.

>>135009429

Kira is Arty but with a smaller hitbox and a useful ability

>>135009565
Ah, that makes it much easier. Thanks anon.

>>135009565
>arty
>not a useful ability

what is wrong with you?

>>135009429
Arty dictates match result, Kira is a meme.

File: tempAlice_Cheer_082314_0018--nfl_mezz_1280_1024[1].jpg (194KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 1280x853px

>>135009429
ARTY! ARTY!! HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T DO IT HERE TAKE AMMO!

seriously pick arty he can disable EV better

>>135009718
>only good for one section on two maps

File: 1457831794105.png (43KB, 138x171px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 138x171px

>playing anything besides Chapel and Bridge
i shiggy

Arty can still be used to great effect on every map besides underground
>inb4 arty gud on underground

>>135009429
So far I actually like Kira more.
feel like its easier to aim her Orbital than Arty's Arty

>>135010983
>he's bad at arty

If you could only play one merc for the rest of time who would it be?

File: widowmaker-noire.jpg (295KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 1920x1080px

>>135012452
widowmaker

>>135001206
>blueshark.jpg

>>135009429
Save up for Stoker. He also has a Stark with a really good card for it, which is the better of the two burst rifles. Skyhammer is great at taking down EVs too so you're not really missing a huge amount with Arty, but Stoker is great for indoors and pushing.

Plus both those mercs get automatic weapons as well.

all these Proxy rush

>>135015473
Yeah I wish I would've held off on Arty.

>>135010983
Do you honestly believe this
Arty is an amazing ability that can be used on every map

xd xd xddd

C51 or C94 for Phantom
also bump

>>135016960
It's true. His ability may not always be useful on every part of a map, but it always is useful on really crucial areas.

>>135024574
C94 for me. I like the longer cloak duration and Untrackable is nice to run past mines and trip them without uncloaking. Plus I like having the Katana and I prefer the S&W to the Deagle. C51 is still a nice loadout though.

>>135025928
Oh I misread it, I was thinking of CR94.

I prefer C51 over C94. Enigma and Sneaky are way better than Chopper and Cool.

are we ded yet?

Why is there no Grandeur loadout with Drill?

>>135034270
because sd gave up and picked random perks for redeye's loadouts, therefore most (all) of them are shit

File: DreissBoy2016.jpg (283KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 1920x1080px

>>134962226
Same, senpai.

>>135011394
He's useful for clearing out enemy deployables in the first plant and somewhat useful at defending the second, but yeah, not very.

The Cuckri is the fucking worst.
It somehow manages to have as much range as a knife with the attack speed of a katana. Useless.

File: CIsbtSdWEAEwDPI.jpg large.jpg (48KB, 894x775px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 894x775px

>>135037189
Worst weapon in the game.

OH SHIT THIS THREAD IS 2 SPOTS FROM THE LAST ON CATALOG.

SAVED

File: CdY2YM2UYAAR_lU.jpg large.jpg (206KB, 1024x1365px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1024x1365px

>>135039913

>>135043725
I still find it weird that they already transferred her over to lawbreakers, something that isn't out yet.

>>135044672
It makes sense to me. I doubt they believe much in Dirty Bomb. I bet they essentially consider it a loss in the making. Might as well put the hot girl on the up and coming game and hope it helps get it attention.

>>135044672
LawBreakers is nearing closed alpha launch, they already have playtests with nexon and splash damage staff involved etc.

File: 1457605021081.gif (2MB, 250x173px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 250x173px

>When using a burst rifle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU_ef7DQgs

>>135010079

Arty's artillery is better for disabling EV, but you have to be pretty lucky to hit good players.
Kira's laser is better for hitting players. You can sweep hard to reach areas and then quickly readjust the laser course so it hits even experienced players.

>>135046414
Arty's ability to me, outside of EV/generators, is more for forcing people out of a position, neutralizing stations/mines/turrets near important spots and covering a plant site. More area denial than straight up killing power.

File: Untitled.png (356KB, 728x307px) Image search: [Google]

356KB, 728x307px

CAN'T WAKE UP

>>135034941
They didn't pick random perks. Some of his loadouts used to have Undercover which they removed and replaced with the usual filler perks, resulting in some loadouts consisting of filler perks entirely.

>>135048361
you're the sixth Vassili Losion
fuck off

>>135048361
I sometimes enjoy matches like that, because it means I can skip out on playing medic and not feel guilty

>>135044672
>that dead fucking glare in dirty bomb videos
I'm glad she's gone

>>135034253
>killing a proxy with her own mine counts as suicide and not a kill
>you can't hurt anyone else with it
I hate this

File: 1379379_447370855379500_400940743_n.jpg (126KB, 485x532px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 485x532px

>>135048768
You are dead to me.

>play nearly 20 minutes in ranked match
>win
>connection to server lost
>rank didn't update

IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR PIECE OF SHIT GAME TO BE SO DEAD, THEN STOP FUCKING AROUND, SD

File: 1447227168356.jpg (73KB, 615x759px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 615x759px

>>135051203
roflmao git gud

>>135051203
cam down it's just a beta :^)

>>135051203
it's only a game calm down :)

>>135051203
my friend experienced a server drop as well, I don't remember that happening to me before at all
did they fuck up the game even more after the """maintenance"""?

File: the great thing of playing nader is not making everyone explode, it's showing everyone that I did.png (74KB, 441x495px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 441x495px

>enter pub match
>dominate everyone with Knife Nader
Why is Nader so fun?

File: 1454775734671.png (205KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 1920x1080px

>>134953881
Holy fuck the match making in this game is shit.

Every single guy on the opposing team was a higher level then every single guy on my team except myself. What the fuck. How is that balanced. Couldn't even leave the spawn we were getting raped that hard.

I will be smiling when Nexon shuts down Splash Damage and throws those shitters onto the street and force them to suck cock for $5 a pop just to survive.

>>135052634
git gud

Page 11 here we come!

File: you dont belong here.png (97KB, 413x144px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 413x144px

>>135054267
This sub really needs 20 pages...

File: 1457834483116.png (430KB, 352x515px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 352x515px

>>135048451
that wasn't me I was asleep

but I would have been

>>135052634
you mean the whole 2 person devteam?

>>135052559

I think you just said why it's fun for you, so there's really no need to ask such a question.

stopwatch is the worst

every time I try to vote a shuffle all the high levels cry that it "won't do anything" despite having destroyed them in 5 seconds and are now spawn camping mercilessly

>>135058792
>all the high levels cry that it "won't do anything"

That's me.
Truth is, I just know that I'll be switched to the losing team and I don't want that.

>>135059096
Fuck. You.

People like you force me to have to switch by myself every fucking game, and it's usually not enough so I just end up on the losing team. WHO CARES IF YOU LOSE IF THE MATCH WAS FUN? HOW IS SPAWN CAMPING FUN?

>>135058792
Only big babies vote to shuffle.

If you are getting raped, just sit back and take it. It is as simple as that. You asked for it by not being good.

>>134954320
>broken promises
What promises?
The last time they've published a roadmap of sorts was over a year ago and all those tasks in that map are already done.

>>135059440
>victim blaming
nah nigger

I'm good, but I'm not 1v6 good

>>135044816
>and splash damage staff involved
Why? SD doesn't have anything to do with that game.

>>135059269

There are two kinds of games in pubs.
One where I stomp the enemy team and my team does the objectives and I win.
One where I stomp the enemy team and my team doesn't do the objectives and I lose.

>>135059756
But they are, they are responsible for the game optimization

>>135060172
Interesting. I bet they have more people working on that than they do on DB.

>>135060106
I'd wager it's closer to one type of game: You don't help your teammates complete any objectives and expect your pointless kills without finishes to somehow magically make your team win.

News flash champ. You have never won a game, you've been carried every time.

>>135059269
>HOW IS SPAWN CAMPING FUN
Well spawn killing is a vital part of competitive play so at least I'm practicing that.

>>135060383
>You don't help your teammates complete any objectives

What other help should I give if not killing literally everyone between objective and enemy spawn?

>>135062356
Exactly my point scrub

>>135062664

Do my five other teammates literally need me to hold their hand planting the bomb or something?
Go back to being the objective slut and be quiet.

>>135062806
No problem, I'll continue to carry scrubs like you for the rest of the time I play DB. I just thought you should know you aren't helping.

>>135063297

I bet you're a DPS on MMORPG's too.
You all know tanks are the real heroes.

>>135063891
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're the one acting like a DPS shitter.

/dbg/ and the subleddit really are indistinguishable

>>135064437
Well, we have a lot of leddit shitposters come to this threat over months and shit it up.
Most good posters have left this thread because shitposting is encouraged.
Soon this general will be on the level of sc2 general and you have only yourself to blame.

oh no the mission timers are different what the fuck

it's now 2,5,8, and 11
how does this impact you?

>>135067025
>implying it isn't already 2,5,8,11 on some people's ends

>>135067185
>implying anything east of the east coast matters

File: GTAV Heists.webm (2MB, 848x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 848x480px

>10 again

File: thiskeepshappening.jpg (222KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1600x1200px

Started playing Dirty Bomb
>Join random server
>explosive spam everywhere - get raped at spawn by lv 20 ppl
>"gg"

>get to lv 5
>find out there were MAX lv 5 servers
>all of that pain could have been avoided

>join server
>lv 20 - 30 level ppl all on enemy team
>spamming explosives and taunts
>get raped
>"gg"

>get to lv 10
>finally think I´m getting good

>join server
>everything going well
>lv 50 guy joins

why is there no balance in this game?

File: 1451328728227.png (147KB, 305x267px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 305x267px

>>135071938
>getting bullied by ashur

>>135060258
Ignore the retard you just responded to. They just help out and provide an opinion before the harsh public judgement, that's all. For good relations and shit.

>>135058792
Stopwatch is the best, but it's hard to balance the games. I had a 6v6 the other day and the teams seemed unbalanced on paper in favor of their team, but despite me being the only person over level 10 on my team, my team was rolling through their ~20 team. We made 2 people rage quit, so I switched to balance out. Me and this other guy proceeded to roll through my previous team like nothing. Very rarely is there a total balance of skill. I try to balance it when I can, but it often doesn't help.

>>135060383
>>135063297
There's a lot of assuming going on there. I know what the other anon is talking about to a degree. Though not doing any objectives at all is pretty bad. I plant if I can, I deliver if I can, I repair if I can, especially if I wipe the team, or the remaining members of the team.

But it can be pretty frustrating. I'll kill 6 of the 7 players, they have 10-20 seconds till they respawn, and I'm fighting the last guy who I either die to, or just am busy fighting. If I die, I often watch my team sitting there closer to our side than the bomb plant waiting for the enemy team despite 0-2 of them being alive. All it really takes is one eager engineer who rushes in to repair/defuse/plant to make use of the kills I get. I wouldn't say I carried in those games, but I wouldn't say the engineer did either. It would be both of us doing the work required with our teammates taking bullets for us.

>>135071938
>8v8 objective
There's your problem. That just gives high level pub stompers more meat for the grinder, and with so many more players, they can flank much easier.

talk about game

File: granddad.jpg (318KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 1920x1080px

post pubstomps

File: ez game.png (2MB, 1913x1075px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1913x1075px

>>135081258
>Asia
Hi Jackie

File: blackape.jpg (343KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 1920x1080px

>>135081258

File: 1455131316439.jpg (975KB, 1920x2160px) Image search: [Google]

975KB, 1920x2160px

>>135081258

File: indiankid.jpg (319KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 1920x1080px

>>135081258

File: sexylesbian.jpg (271KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 1600x900px

>>135081258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hySoCSoH-g8

>>134954474
I got a random useless silver Rhino card. H52.

>>135012452
THUNDER
HUNDER
UNDER
NDER
DER
ER
R

File: 2016-03-13_00001.jpg (175KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 1920x1080px

They really need to add a better way to mass buy cases.

File: 333930_2016-02-23_00003.png (959KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

959KB, 1920x1080px

Can I be the next subz?

File: 2spooky4me spooky.gif (960KB, 338x350px) Image search: [Google]

960KB, 338x350px

>playing levels 1-4
>p cool game, rekking everyone
>level up to 5, new matchmaking braket
>get raped to death every millisecond

This is no fun anymore...

>>135083490
get gud shitter

patch when?

>>135083490
Well now you know how the people who you rekt, felt like, but now when it's you who needs to gid gud, it's suddenly unfair

>>135012452
Stoker.

>Good ability
Good against players, good area denial, decent against generators and EV, good indoors and outdoors
>Good weapons
Best burst rifle, two automatics
>Loadouts
S95, M61, T52, S51, M55 are all ones I like thanks to various perks. S95, M61, TR2 all have Mechanic which is nice since I wouldn't be able to play engi.
>Design
Love his design, especially the ammo station hips.

>>135083440
76 lead
16 iron
6 bronze
2 silver

Eh.

>>135083954
that's almost exactly the %s written on the box
in fact, you did better than you should have

>>135084039
I got more bronzes than I should have and 1 less gold.

It wasn't a bad haul at all, just nothing spectacular.

File: 1455522080455.gif (357KB, 263x239px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 263x239px

>Tolen MP is just Hochfir without the stock, the foregrip and the muzzle brake

>>135083820
I just feel kicked in the nads by level 40 people going 100/12.

So why were Fragger's and Thunder's MGs swapped, exactly?

>>135084257
>1 less gold
nah .4% rounds down to a solid 0/100

You got
>1 more iron
>3 more bronzes
everything else was pretty much right

>>135084920
I thought gold was 1.5, my bad. got it mixed up.

>>135084824

Because Fragger is more for killing and Thunder is more for support.

I think that's the idea anyway, they probably expect Thunders to blind people and do suppressing fire instead of actually killing things.

>>135084781
Remember this feeling the next time you think you are some hero stomping low levels and maybe you wont turn out to be a cunt.
On the side note good luck with git gud.

>>135084824
>>135085306
Better question: Why did they make the choice to give one dude all the useful stuff and the other all the useless stuff?

>>135083670
Next week maybe soon™

>>135085703

Because SD Balance.

>>135085703
Thunder got better perks for his loadouts and the Stark which is better than the BR. Thunder also got the M9. Caulden and Deagle are about on par. Simeon is way worse than the M9 and they both have the S&W.

It's more about his hitbox size and ability that bring Thunder down.

>>135086121
>2%

>>135085523
But I wasn't smurfing! I just came into the game and I can play shooters bretty OK. I picked this game because it seemed to have breddy low PC requirements and I'm currently stuck on a Thinkpad T520. I get like 20 to 30 FPS at lowest settings when I turn off all other programs.

>>135086121

I wish I could have a Drilled/Spares/Tough LMG loadout on Fragger like I can on Thunder.

>>135086429
Agreed.

Or Quick Draw, Spares and Unshakeable on an M4 loadout.

>>135085306
>support
>doesn't give ammo
>doesn't heal
>doesn't revive
???

>>135086921

It's kind of a different kind of support then that.

He weakens enemies, or finishes off already weakened ones, sometimes he blinds people or disables stuff as teammates run in somewhere to help them a little bit, sometimes he stands infront of bullets to tank damage for them, on rare occasion where it works he can lay down LMG fire in a direction to possibly keep people from pushing in (this rarely works in these games because the LMGs are usually so inaccurate that people just push in with Assault Rifles and kill the LMG guy with ease)

Now, would he be far more useful killing people himself instead of doing any of these things? Yes. Is SD going to change that? Probably not.

>>135087528
Thunder's nade should disable guns and invert controls on direct hits.

>>135088348

Personally I was thinking it should disable skills in the same way it disables deployables and give everyone maximum accuracy loss for the duration of it as well.

>>135088348
what if it hid the hud/objective/player markers as well? (pretty sure it doesn't already)

>>135088726
it does on concussion, but not on flash.

There are two distinct functions of the grenade

>>135088487
Ah I'd like that a lot. Max spread on direct hits.

>>135088726
Would be nice. It should really just get rid of the hud all together on flash. I'm sure that would be easier than making it disable a specific part of it.

>See server that looks pretty good
>The server is full
>Try the next one
>The server is full
>Try another one
>The server is full
>Look at my loadouts for a bit, then refresh and try another few servers
>The server is full
>Decide to give up on playing for now and do something else, click exit
>The server is full

>>135094638

Just filter the full servers.

>>135094638
>near full server
>join game
>waiting to spawn, you lose
>backs everyone to lobby
>everyone leaves
>dead server

you cant win

>>135095061

I do, it's always ones that say they have one slot and then they don't.

>>135096340

Well obviously that gets outdated pretty fast because quick join throws people in them all the time and people like you specifically pick those servers in the serverlist.

I think I'm done playing this game. Before I was always dealing with shit teammates and imbalanced matches but at least I could hold my own, but since I wasn't able to play for an entire day due to that maintenance I can't preform well anymore, because I'm the kind of person who can only do well on these games if I play every single day. So now I'm getting shit teammates against stackfags but I can't even attempt to turn things around and carry anymore.

>>135097247
just get good holy shit one day is nothing

>>135097247
>t.shitter

>there are two Thunder on their team
>they alternate spamming flashbang

Turtle/Aimee when?

>>135100981
2021

File: 1453757182430.png (237KB, 500x382px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 500x382px

do people keep getting there missions instantly refreshed? I keep completing mine and even though I have an hour left I get new ones

File: a day in the life.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>135102040
post great minds at work

>>135101831

When will SD make it so that doing this gets you the kill instead of just a suicide for the Proxy.

File: two level 15 vasillis and a mentally disabled skyhammer.webm (1MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1366x768px

>>135102239

>>135102553
what recording program are you using? fraps?

>>135102553
ShadowPlay, though fraps works too, especially if you're not on a laptop.

>>135102936
for
>>135102773

>>135102936
>>135102553
it freezes in the middle. Is that how you actually play the game? Also what converter, because you only utilized like half the available space

>>135102310
It sometimes does, but I think it's only with explosives.

>>135103282
The freezing actually happened in the game. It doesn't happen often, but it shouldn't happen at all.
>filename

>>135103964
>-useallavailablecores
launch option

and lower your settings

Am I the only one here who doesnt like Kek10?

>>135104607
It feels as if I wasn't actually shooting. It's a combination of the sound design and no recoil.

>>135104607
It seems like a sound weapon, but I can't seem to get the hang of it, I always do way better with the crotz or smg9

>>135102040
how do you have that aim center dot while stealth?

>>135107123
get a mumble overlay

>>135107382
ok, thanks for the cheat tip, anon!

>>135107559
Devs said it's not cheating.

Really though there's no reason not to, the ingame crosshair has like no modification options

Is B81 the go to loadout for Arty?

>>135107653
>Devs said it's not cheating.
Noice! Cheating and not banned!
Like when i toggle the aimbot.

>>135107791
S72 or S82

>>135107848
Can you seriously explain to me how having a different crosshair is cheating?

>>135107791
yes B81 is the best don't listen to this fag
>>135107964

>>135108875
You choose an inferior gun to have drilled. That's wrong mentality. Arty doesn't even need drilled if you play him correctly, meaning sniping enemies from distance.

>>135109337
>sniping from a distance
>playing arty correctly
pick one and only one

>>135108708
when hidding with phantom the crossair don´t appear, so aiming with the invisible weapon or dot it´s a clear ventage over other phantomeme users.

>>135109857
When you have an AR and a long range ability you're supposed to take advantage and stay away from SMG range.

>>135109945
>when hiding the crosshair doesnt appear

But it does appear though.

>>135109945
It doesn't go invisible though

>>135110251
When you're playing a fire support class you're supposed to be in the action, not hiding like a bitch.

>>135110543
>When you're playing a fire support class you're supposed to be in the action, not hiding like a bitch.
Explain. Are you one of those guys that calls artillery at their feet? Also I never said hiding, I said to keep distance. Good Arty abuses walls to call artillery, you don't need a line of sight on your target.

>>135110543
>>135110472
ok maybe im wrong, but when use the ironsight, the invisible weapon dont have a dot and makes the aim much harder

>>135111374
It only goes away if you ADS, but otherwise it's still there. Basically, don't ADS while invis and you'll be fine.

Just line up with hipfire, uncloak by firing then immediately ADS.

>>135111374
this
>>135111776
you're right in that an overlay crosshair still works, but that's all the more reason to use one

>>135111776
>I use the aimbot but i don´t shoot so i don´t cheat.
Cheater.

>>135112440
A crosshair doesn't change your ability to get kills like an aimbot, you fucking sperg

File: cringe.jpg (26KB, 382x424px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 382x424px

>>135112597
>getting baited this hard

File: 49460056.jpg (78KB, 567x564px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 567x564px

>Its a free Vassili week

>>135112597
>>135112649
XDXDXD

>>135112440
What? I'm talking about the default crosshair you silly. It's present while cloaked until you ADS. I'm saying you line up your shots with hipfire while cloaked, then uncloak into ADS.

>>135112597
>>135112806
>t.cheater

>>135112731
It's always Vassili week. It feels no different. Just like it always feels like free Proxy week. Those two mercs are so attractive to shitters.

Both are 30k.

One is a sniper.

One is a cute girl.

Fuck, marry, kill?

Mine: fuck Nader, marry Proxy, kill Kira

>>135113756
Fuck Fletcher, Marry Fragger, Kill Sparks (she knows too much)

>>135113756
>>135114451
I'm pretty sure that nader and fletcha are the kind of people to do the fucking, rather than being fucked.

File: Nader shows her leg strength.webm (593KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

593KB, 480x480px

>>135114614
>tfw Nader rides on you

>>135114614
>>135114614
Well, to me, fuck in this case is just have sex with. Girls play Marry, Fuck, Kill too. Of course Fletcher would be the one doing the penetrating.

>>135113756
Fuck Kira, Marry Sparks, Kill Nader

>>135113756
fuck Nader, marry (and fuck) Sparks, kill Kira

>>135113756
Fuck Jackal, marry aimee, kill kira.

File: 1455944877161.jpg (56KB, 346x427px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 346x427px

Hey fags, have they announced Turtle yet or a fix for the south spic servers? thanks.

>>135118949
nope

>>135118815
you mean javeline?

Friendly reminder using a mumble crosshair is equal to using an aimbot

File: 123452525.png (2MB, 1553x1015px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1553x1015px

>>135122585

File: 20160313113225_1.jpg (291KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 1600x900px

Why is execution so anti-fun now? It wasn't so frustrating on release.

>>135124906
it really was

Why don't people ever push?

>>135130512
Because they're afraid of dying.

>playing x rounds in Execution mode
I hate this fucking mode

File: nader.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>135130512
CS:GO
>>135130897

File: friendly reminder.webm (1MB, 1920x812px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x812px

>>135131023

I don't come here, but I do play the game.

I just want to say FUCK VASSILLI FREE WEEK.

>>135131054

CS is the worst thing to happen to shooters.

>fucking hate fragger
>got him from humble bundle
>constantly fucking missions to get billions of combat xp with him shitting up my squad

I JUST WANT TO THROW PEOPLE HEALTH AND AMMO HOLY FUCK

>>135133627
Go play a dota or overwatch if you want to be a healslut.

>>135134103
I'd love to play overwatch but they won't fucking give me a beta key. Holy shit.

>>135134103
nigger if i wanted to play a piece of shit moba i'd be playing a moba.

what is with this fucking bullshit where you exit to the main menu and then none of the fucking buttons work

splash damage you stupid fucking kikes

File: clip+(2016-03-13+at+10.01.30).jpg (6KB, 472x31px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 472x31px

Have you ever watched someone and wondered if they've even touched a keyboard before?

He sat in the elevator near underground last the entire game, shooting the buttons instead of activating them.

>>135134307
i know the feels anon.
mercys worth the wait though.

or zen if thats your thing

>>135136908
Yeah, I had a vasilli that did nothing but sit on a mg the whole match.

>>135104508
>-useallavailablecores

Will this increase performance on lower GHz i7s or is there jank that will fuck me?

>>135134307
Don't worry it's shit.

emergency bampu

i have autism and i think dirty bomb is a good game!

File: DrilledBlues.jpg (86KB, 812x210px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 812x210px

I don't think I have enough drilled cobalts just yet.

File: fullretard.png (35KB, 704x43px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 704x43px

>>135136908

File: why keep going.jpg (63KB, 309x440px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 309x440px

>>135136908
I often play with people who don't seem to know what to do, or even how to shoot. I can't tell if they are even trying, or just sort of confused and wandering aimlessly.

I think it's sadder when they really try. Some of these players in this image were frequently attacking other players. They just lost nearly every single encounter.

See you on page 11

So why is nobody ever in the TS?

File: 1454683168660.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>135153934
>>135155025
I have a hard time imagining these people are enjoying themselves. I mean, I get that my standards might be a bit high when I say I feel like dog shit if I go less than like 1.5 : 1, but that's 30 deaths for one kill. What the fuck is even going on at that point?

>>135158925
I can't even imagine. I highly doubt it's any fun and most of those people will probably quit. What surprises me are some of the streamers out there, especially some of the girls. They are levels 20-40 and consistently go negative or barely positive, yet they are having a great time. I don't know how though. Going even is like "what am I doing with my life, should I uninstall?"

File: Best skymemer EU.webm (3MB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1024x576px

>>135136908

>>135159710
How did retards like this manage to even install the game?

File: Stoker.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>135159917
But wait, there is more

>>135136908
>>135138458
>>135153934
>>135155025
I had just had a dude with some stupid barcode name in a match. Level 3, played nobody but vasilli, ended the match with less than 600 points. Like, holy shit, you can get 600 in a single good throw of his heartbeat sensor.

>>135161136
*if you throw it

>>135161620
That's what I don't get though. Like, one of the only things DB has that's unique to it is each merc having their own special thing. You press q. It's right by w. It makes things happen and you get points.

How do people not get that?

lit

File: Nader plays.webm (3MB, 1152x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1152x720px

>>135102239

File: 1453968451529.png (166KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 400x400px

Why is the timik so bad and why does SD refuse to do anything to fix thunder?

>>135158879
Discord is the new cool thing, grandpa

>>135168401
the timik is literally fine and they already gave him 2% what more could you want

>>135168401
I think that timik will be better than M4laserbeam if your aim is shit.
But timik is the less important thing for thunder, Mk46 is the thunder weapon which needs a nerf.

File: fuck_me_dude.jpg (67KB, 1505x349px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 1505x349px

>>135168401
Because some people unironically think that he's fine.

>>135169323
>Fragger player scared of being challenged

what a surprise

>>135168982
Its really not. Even if you can aim the m4 can be hipfired and land shots at almost any range while the timik gets fucked by spread after the first three bullets, the ADS is also jumpy as hell and the muzzle flash will obscure whatever your aiming at too.

>>135168401
Because nobody wants the wrist snapping epidemic of 2015 to happen again.

No but seriously, people think that being instantly killed by a cooked frag nade is perfectly fine, but the being hindered for 3 seconds is unfair.

File: Screenshot_2016-03-14-10-44-23.png (3MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2560x1440px

>>135161882
It's finny because, contrary to what the intro video says, the tutorial and intro vid both hold your hand so much that I'd go so far as to call it insulting.

>>135169487
On release his flash was most anyoing to him due to its range. There are also so many things they could add instead of reducing turn speed like making the guns have max spread for the duration of the concussion.

File: IMG_20160312_083304.jpg (175KB, 1697x1342px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 1697x1342px

>>135169895
All I want is slowed move speed (almost stopped), at the very least.

'ts fucking obnoxious to land a perfect concussion only to have everyone do a 180 and run away.

Oh, and the usual "why the fuck can people still see hitnarkers and health bars through the flash" complaint.

>>135170230
It already does slow people but the problem is that it has to go off directly on top of them in order to do it. Impossible since they REMOVED COOKING THE FUCKING CONCS FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER OTHER THEN FUCK YOU. I cant even imagine how much worse fragger would be if you couldn't cook your nade, oh wait, I can and have whenever I choose thunder.

>>135169895
Dude, there is many things the could have done.
But what they did was HOTFIX NERF IT by removing any and all power form it and
>we are closely looking at the data for the next 6 months :^)
>wouldn't want him to be accidentally useful now would we
I fucking hate it how they can nuke nerf it in 5 days after release, but it takes them 6 months to give it buffs.

There is no competition for me anymore

What do I do when I am a literal deity at this game.

t.godzstance

>>135172214
i poop on you kid

>>135172214
Try winning a game for once

>>135172214
You keep getting cucked by yuropoors i in match making though.

t. Snake 'n Shake

>>135174020
LITERALLY WHO

>>135174125
The only one who matters.

File: 1449608978288.jpg (125KB, 640x496px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 640x496px

>>135174895

>>135174895
I feel bad for you, in your head you think you are a known and good player.