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Joja Bluu Edition

Latest version 1.05
PATCH NOTES
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150/announcements/detail/842542556770852896

>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

>Overhauled marriage candidates portrait mod 1.2.1
https://mega.nz/#!MVtwQSxD!xu_Y0O3W-degIrtMIjFqyJPoG_MVM3343EAmedJyB5Y
Preview: https://a.pomf.cat/nseeob.jpg

>Anime-style portraits (WIP)
https://mega.nz/#F!4hcECSpC!fleN3YPVUP1wE_ukg2eRBg

>Curly hair Maru resprite
https://mega.nz/#!m5QhHAqY!4wNZhNfMapfFB5jN4SUpoeUrTqcpbIYnItWExp9BQwM
Preview: https://a.pomf.cat/dmqbsd.png

>White Demetrius
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-white-skin.109186/

>Cleavage Mod
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/penny-cleavage-portrait-mod.108210/
and
https://mega.nz/#F!vohDhTRI!IBSmn-fp1t29nK838-GVDQ until moderators bring it back (previews are inside each .zip)

>Leah
https://mega.nz/#!PhwWXCLR!TWYk7NrSpc5Hp23jusTua5Og-6U3HYTF-c8TxxQ9pxw

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC (WIP)
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first for /balt/
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Fuck Clint
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Near the top for licking Penny's oxidized pussy
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third for racist farming simulators
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Shane still has affection for Joja company.
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Can someone confirm if prices for keg products have gone down?
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>>134817315
>clint trying to mack on emily

didn't I see something in the last thread about she and sandy being an item?

or was that just anon having a giggle
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>reposting in new thread cause don't know if people will see question in old

Does leaving the barn/coop doors open at night have a negative effect on the animals?

I used to just leave them open since they go inside at night and in the rain anyway (its summer so its not cold) but then started noticing once in a while my cows or chickens didn't produce for a day or so and I don't know why. I've been closing the doors every night now before going to bed and opening them in the morning but don't know if that does anything.
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>>134817462
he just wanted the 10,000g prize money

so he could buy more joja bluu
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>>134817508
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PCG: Finally, are there any secrets in the game that you haven't seen anyone find yet?

EB: Yes.

PCG: Yes?

EB: Yes.

PCG: And you're not going to tell me what that is, probably?

EB: No, I won t tell you. [Laughs] I haven't told anyone.

PCG: Is it significant?

EB: It's not super significant, but it's kind of just so weird and obscure that I don't know if anyone will ever do it.


what did he mean by this
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>>134817594
joja cola is more important than women
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>>134817594
What even.
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>>134817508
>Emily
>Being with anyone other then me
no m8, i think you're the one havin a giggle
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why can't I just buy iridium stuff from clint instead of spending all my money on upgrades I don't want
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>>134817804
>why can't i just go down to my local 7/11 and buy a brand new Ferrari instead of buying confectionery i don't want
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>>134817804
Because progression is a thing that exists in video games anon.
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>Sebastian's bong has been replaced to a vase after so many SJW complaints
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blueberries really are gamebreaking aren't they?

i mean, it feels great. i'm literally getting an erection from how many of them pop off the vines, then again when i see how much i made that harvest, but this feels like cheating.
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>>134817969
i don't like driving

does 7/11 sell horses

>>134818048
don't shill for clint
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>>134817315
how do I take e tired of arm is not are
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FUCKING CLINT MAN
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>>134818052
I thought they were supposed to be 420 blaze faggots?
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>>134818164
didn't get any (you)s in the last thread eh?
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>>134818164
Should have been Pierre
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>>134818052
Wow Really? I thought they were prodank?
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>>134818223
last thread is past the limit
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>>134818052
I personally didn't like the bong. But I don't like drugs anyway.

But removing it seems like an odd idea. You can just mod it out.
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>>134818286
Oh no! can't have that!
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>>134818021
That looks comfy as fuck.

Try using the more solid paths, and mixing other paths in the center for a pattern of some sort, make it look really nice.
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>>134818164
I got this but it was for a fish with Emily.

what the hell is it with this quest
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>>134817620
I'm suspicious about the feast of the winter star, because willy specifically mentions stardrops and uses the icon and everything... but I'm sure people have found that by now if it's real
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>>134818205
Too exhausting.
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How do I into combat? Is the slingshot overpowered? Never used it before but it sounds like it. Should I take Fighter or Scout?
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>>134818052
>people got angry about weed

I don't even LMAO WEED 420 and I don't understand what there was to get mad about. I thought it was 2016?
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>>134818143
I never saw that mod. The one that marked BOS as nazi's stayed up though, kek.
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>>134818370
Would be a pretty good looking dress if it wasn't made for landwhales.
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>>134818370
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>tfw no hot goth or scemo chick to romance
>have to settle for boring tumblrina
abby's kind of cute but boring and stereotypical, though the one tourist chick who showed up at the fair looked alright
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>>134818474
it's just a XXXL long "skirt" with a t-shirt on top, I think . you can see her stomach skin poking out
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>wife's been holding on to a stardrop this whole time

Just tell me where the Stardrop tree is.
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>>134818106
muh min-maxing
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>>134818370
>average tits even though she's that big

Some people just don't luck out with fat distribution.
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>>134818570
>there are 10 potential spouses in town
>10 potential stardrops right fucking there
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>>134818570
She coulda just bought it, and wanted to surprise you with it. The romance level was just the trigger to make her hand it over.
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>Going to name my cat Dude
>The naming thing pops up and Dudely is already in it
Woahh
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>>134818819
>not naming your cat 'dog'
Its like you don't have a sense of humour
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>>134818819
For some reason one of the random name is "Fucko"
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Finished the Sam mod I was working on, just posted it in the forums. The only things is I wish it showed up a little bigger in the portrait box in-game, but I dunno how i'd go about fixing that. Oh well.

Also super weird to see art i've been working on for hours in my own game now.
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How come this ugly son of a bitch Ghostfish won't bite?
I been getting trash, trash, and more trash.
I'm fishing in the lava water on the 100th floor for him.
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>>134818890
>Not naming your cat Schrodinger and your dog Pavlov
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>>134818890
10032 pls

>>134818819
I named my cat Mori, as in memento mori, but it seems to be an endless existence that only grows in affection for me and rewards me with occasional ️s/meows rather than reminding me of my mortality or even requiring any upkeep
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Is wild bait worth it?

Also, I see a lot of photos of farms where you plant flowers near bee houses. I understand that changes the honey from wild to x type. But does that actually increase the value in anyway?
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>>134819214

Those are all I catch on 20
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>>134819214
They dont really spawn on 100, only on 20 and 60
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where the Chub at?
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>>134819252

Yeah, flower honey is worth more than wild. Each flower honey has a different price as well.
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>>134817315
>Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
protip for the GeDoSaTo thing if you want to take superhuge screenshots and not have the message bar at the top shitting your prettiness up, set messageSeconds to a lower value (default is 10) like 1 or even 0 in the global config or a user profile
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stardew valley mods now have their own section in the resource thingie. huh.
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>>134819274
>>134819317
Oh okay, thanks!
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>>134819374
>>134819252
fairy rose honey seems to be the shit
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first for

IF YOU MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD BACKLINK IT AND POST IT IN THE OLD ONE

JESUS CHRIST
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>>134819343
I think they're trash fish that show up in the lake section (below the mine)
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>>134819742
what the fuck are you on about?
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>>134818052
>SJWs genuinely think that a programmer living in a small country town wouldn't blaze it

It shouldn't have been a big deal. You can brew wine for christ's sake.
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>>134819742
ur dum
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Is Leah's 10 Heart event bugged or something? I can't get it to trigger.
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>>134819849
>>134819979

no backlink though
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>>134819921
weed crops
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>>134818558
I hope you got the goth mod for her, at least.
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>>134820036

old: >>134788476


happy now?
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>>134820075
using hemp as a basis for a crop would be cool
DUDE WEED LMAO would probably not fit very well, but using hemp for cloth, fibre, even animal food and recipes would fit
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I kinda want to fuck Clint. His gooniness is kinda cute
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Do you have to catch all of the other legendary fish to catch The Legend? The one book in the library kind of hints that's the case, but I remember other Anons stating they caught it without doing so.

Not having any luck trying to catch it in the spring rain at the moment.
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>>134817315
>mod not in the pasta
>literally made mod for this thread
monster
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>>134820084
you know, I haven't installed any portrait mods or anything yet - I should try some out, link? unless it's one of the ones in the OP
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>>134820193
No, I caught it and I'd only caught the mutant carp and glacierfish beforehand. Didn't read the book either

Are you fishing from the bottom of the second island in the lake beneath the entrance to the mine? Fish into that log that's there, when it's raining, and you should find him.

Trap bobber and bait recommended
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>>134820267
>Are you fishing from the bottom of the second island in the lake beneath the entrance to the mine?
Isn't that Glacier Fish? I could swear that's Glacier, and Legend is south of Leah's.
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>>134819207
why is he so smug

isn't he supposed to be a loser who keeps getting owned by the nerd emo
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The hell do I do with ancient fruit?
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>>134820328
I got Legend in the mine lakes, idk mang
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>>134820336
>why is he so smug
Because Penny is his personal cum dump
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Alex dont give a fuck about Haley
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>>134820246
I have no idea where the link is, but someone else in the thread might have it.
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>>134820373
fuck you Sam is a pure boy
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>>134820387
Alex now fucking Maru.
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Uh oh.. Poor Kent.
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>>134820349
huh, I'm actually retarded.

You're right, I just always see people posting pictures of the mine lake when they talk about Glacier.

My bad.
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>>134820267
I have the Iridium Rod and I can't reach the log from the second island.
I'm as far down as I can go on it, and I'm falling short even with Max swing.
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>>134820503
>cant marry best girl even though she hates her life
>you will never save her from her miserable existence

why live
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>>134820554
use the WASD keys to aim the line, you can adjust it to reach it.

Max cast is still required, though.
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>>134818106
Cranberries beat blueberries but only by a bit.

>>134818052
Honestly I'd actually bet Chucklefish told him to remove it to avoid parents getting butthurt when their kids play the game.
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>>134820267
Yeah, I've been fishing there since the day began. Went through two bobbers. Does it require 10 fishing skill to trigger or something? 'Cause I've only got 9.
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>>134820554
are you steering the bobber in the air with WASD? or is it still not reaching?
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>Penny's 10 heart event
>"Anon, go to the bath house at night"
>"You know why I want you here right?"
>Kiss
>Fade to black
GODDAMN IT APE, DID WE FUCK OR NOT? WTF IS THIS TEASE, YOU ASS?
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>>134820554
You don't have to hit the log. Just be near it.

Legend has a really low bite rate. Took me 3 days of rainy day fishing from noon to night to get him.

This is probably anecdotal but I was fishing at level 9 fishing the entire time. On the third day I ate the Dish o the Sea giving me +3 fishing and he bit the very next cast.
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>>134817620
Someone on Reddit thinks they found the secret.

It's [Pic related] and it's from the box behind the Blacksmith.
You need to use an item on it for it to open and the clue he gave was 'super'.

So if someone has a Super Cucumber try it and report back.
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>>134820758
>>134820913
isn't there a time limit for the day, and he stops spawning after like 10AM?
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>>134820906
>naked
>alone with a love interest
>kissing

Read between the lines anon jesus christ.
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>>134820554
This is completely anecdotal, but I never got him on a max cast, just between max and the last notch on the bar. Try that? I didn't have max fishing or anything, but that's definitely the spot. Needs to be raining too.
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>>134818570
>Not trivializing stardrops entirely with the abundance of stackable food items in the game
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>>134820959
Which box?
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>>134821260
I'm not sure personally.

Either it's behind the Blacksmith himself or his house.

But there are multiple boxes hidden around the game which have the interact icon when you mouse over them and they may all have secret ways to open them.
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>>134821258
Changing Harvey to Bran now.
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>>134821260
The one you can hover your mouse over and it turns into a hand icon but you can't pick anything up from it.

There's one of those in the pub in the kegs behind the arcade.
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no haley stop

fair skin is best
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>>134821401
>abigal explicitly states she hopes to avoid getting a tan in the summer
not ideal, but a best
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>>134821334
This is in the Saloon for example.
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>>134820652
>>134820762
>>134820913
>>134821116
Okay, today it's raining and I have Good Luck today.
The spirits on TV had that Star symbol.
I have 10 Fishing lvl, so I hope it appears.
This is like the best day to get it.
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>>134821439
yeah but she's dragonkin. i dont trust her
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>>134821508
wait shit, really? fucking
DROPT
R
O
P
T
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>>134820913
Cool, so you can be level 9. Guess just no luck for me, bastard never spawned the entire day.
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>>134821334
>>134821260
Probably this
There's another one of these behind Joja Mart
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>You can now dance with your spouse at the Flower Dance.

fucking finally
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>>134821598
just marry Jas instead
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>>134820959
So you slip a super cucumber in the box, and out pops a new creation? :^)
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>>134821657
don't you think I tried? she asked if I was playing a joke when I handed her the bouquet... she's a little young, but give her a couple years and she might warm up to me, right? RIGHT?

actually that would be a nice addition to the game, I don't know if it happens currently, but old people dying, children becoming delicious teenagers, etc
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>>134821792
Meanwhile the Farmer stays eternally young. Fueled on by Grandpa's ghost, you will never leave the farm. You didn't inherit it - The Farm inherited you.
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>>134821792
I just want to make Jas smile forever ;_;
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Is it just me or most of the remodeled portraits never reach the quality of the originals?
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>>134821901
>Stardew Valley has turned you into a Fisher King
>You may never leave the lands touched by the power of Stardew, but you are forever young, and immortal
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>>134822058
>never reach the quality of the originals?
And good thing, because the quality of the originals is pretty bad. Especially for the females.
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>late night in the skull caves
>amassed 30 geodes and 15 iridium ore and a fuckton of other good shit
>1:40 AM
>activate totem
>rush inside
>collapse in house less than 20 tiles away from bed
I should never have upgraded, now I just have to walk even further every morning and night

>>134821901
if they should grow weary, tired of outliving loved ones that grow old and wars that grow cold, can the Farmer seek out another to take their place? or must they first transcend to Grandpa and wait for their successor before they can truly die?
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>>134822058
eh, it's not like there were going to be a plethora of top tier sprite artists around the corner waiting to pounce on this game.

it's mostly just new art-style options, the quality is variable. it'll get better over time, but i'm mostly satisfied with the anime one. and i was very impressed by the unteralterbach-styled/inspired portraits. even if that art-style doesn't particularly appeal to me, the sprite work was very good.

more options is (almost) always a good thing, especially when it comes to custom mods.
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Would you?

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/portrait-mod-kawaii-jas.109261/
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>open Haleys bedroom door with the wooden mallet equipped, looks like i broke her door the fuck down
>dont even talk to her, just hand her the mermaid pendant
>"its just like i always dreamed"
>immediately leave to fish with my bae Willy

Who /alphafarmer/ here?
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>>134820959
Cool, I have one Super Cucumber saved for a moment like this.
Will test, BRB
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>>134822426
Jas is cute enough as default
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>>134822426
not bad, but i preferred the one that was posted earlier.
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>>134822439
ITS ALMOST HARVESTIN' SEASON
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>>134821334
>>134821454
>>134821642
Unless you guys can find it, I can't slip in my Super Cucumber.
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>>134821992
whoa whoa whoa, where the fuck can i get this jas portrait??
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>>134822854
Here
>>134821642
Not sure how he got back there though
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why is my goht sad

I give it dry grass and touch it and take its milk every day
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>>134822891
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/mikumon-villager-portrait-mod.109177/#post-2815538
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>>134822952
It's just realistic representation of animals.
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>>134822952
It's because you didn't even capitalize his name.
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I have to be fucking Japanese to beat this game without dying.
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>>134822854
>>134822892
Got it.
I didn't see any word "Super", but the Super Cucumber worked.
In the middle on the right behind the tree you can slide in through the fence.
Here's pic related.
We did it, /sdvg/!
I'll post pic of it in menu next.
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I'M GONNA USE THE BAD SPRINKLERS

I'M TIRED OF WATERING
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>>134822892
>>134822854
Woops sorry
The entrance is behind the horse
There is a gap in the fence
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>>134823127
NO YOU DON'T
GRANDPA WILL KICK YOUR TEETH IN IF YOU DO THAT
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>tfw
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>>134823108
>>134823145
Guess it'd help if I had the pic, lol.
I'll post the menu text next.
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>>134822134
Wow, Nakama is shit.
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>>134823231
Is that a rarecrow?
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>>134823231
>>134823302
Doesn't really say anything.
But yeah, the Super Cucumber worked on the box.
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Now all that's left is Haley. Not sure how I'm gonna do since I'm gonna basically need to recreate her sprite from scratch. Ah well. See you in 20 years when I get that done.

At least I feel like I'm improving.
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>>134823460
Looks good. Could do with some freckles tho imo

best of luck
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>>134823376
That things raises even more questions than the strange box
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>>134823460
Can't wait to see best girl. See you in 20 years!
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>>134823296
I actually like the idea of Nakama. I just feel like it's missing something, like a reunion after your final life. Something to bring closure, as the other 3 are essentially just immortality and adventure.

Hell, Nakama could make for one hell of a game series, now that I think about it. Don't let people know what's happening, but, over the course of X games, you experience so many wonders, you have your friends always with you, until the final game brings about the end, and reveals everything.

>>134823460
I like the clean, simple details of this, but it also feels so flat to me.
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Just a legitimate farming business.
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>>134823376
I can throw him on the ground, but I can't interact with it.
I didn't get a hand or anything when I hover over it.
Guess it's true from what ConcernedApe said, it's nothing really too significant.
Unless I can use it on some other box somewhere to unlock some massive mysterious side quest.
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>>134823376
>>134823707
Does this work for the box in the back of the saloon?>
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>>134823707
well... I wonder about those other boxes
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>>134823648
>implying opium
>yellow
Seriously?
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Just hatched my first void chicken.
What should I name it?
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>>134823648
>no bees for "poppy honey"
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>>134823760
I know there's one behind JojaMart, and another in the Saloon. Check those with more Sea Dildos?
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Where's all the stardew valley rule 34? I'm surprised that there is none.
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>>134823527
It does have freckles. They're pretty light colored so zoomed out they're tough to see. I can go in and try to make them a tad darker though!
Freckles are a best.

>>134823618
I'll try not to disappoint.

>>134823640
Thank you. I see what you mean. My shading skills are still pretty bad, but I'm working on getting better and I'll make sure to come back to this to give it some dimension.
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>>134823648
You'd think that a field of flowers on a farm would look nice, but apparently it looks like shit.
Not your fault though, it's just that the fact that you can still see the mud between the flowers that makes it look kinda ugly.
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>>134823640
I think it's quite cute and vaguely lewd but your friends dying off in each reincarnation is kinda weird. If they are all THE BEST FRIENDS, does it really matter who your true love is? And honestly, living with your memories of your past lives sound like a bad end.
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>>134823760
>>134823754
>>134823707
>>134823903
Well nothing happens.
Maybe more Super Cucumbers would work, but I only had the one saved for emergency.
I know how Haley gets.
Anyways, unless you other guys got any more and test it on other boxes?
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>>134823707
There's another box behind Joja Mart
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How do I get my chickens back in the coop?
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>>134823932
>none
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WHAT DO I DO WITH ANCIENT FRUIT
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>>134823991
>>134823986
Nothing here either.
Guess we need more items.
I just don't get how someone figured out putting a Super Cucumber on the box behind Clint's.
We need more people on the case.
Let me restart the day.
I'll slip my Super Cucumber in other boxes and see what happens.
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>>134824112
Throw it in fridge and hope your significant other makes you a breakfast with it.
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>>134823932
>>134824110
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Breed with offspring mod when?
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>>134823932
>Feel like drawing some stuff with the game characters
>Look at the time
>9AM

Guess it's for tomorrow then.
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>>134824183
IT'S MY FIRST SUMMER
I HAVENT EVEN MADE ANY FRIENDS YET
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>>134823932
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>>134823986
I'm in the wrong season, and new playthrough, don't have any. Sorry man.

>>134823954
The shading isn't bad. I really do like the sprites, even if they change Penny a lot. It just feels really awkward compared to how detailed the rest of the game is.

>>134823983
I don't think they die off, but more they never return. True love is probably more along the lines of your perfect partner, who you both will never do anything to hurt one another, as compared to the friends who would be your best of the best bros, someone you'd trust everything to in a platonic way.

The remembering everything for your final life would definitely be heartwrenching, but, remembering all that you've done, everything you've experienced and all the joy you've had... It seems more melancholic than it does a bad end.

That's why I was thinking it needs closure. You've lived through all this, only to be left alone with your animal companion, until you finally get to reunite and have peace after it all. Sort of a Heaven is Ideal scenario.
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with the fall festival whats more important quality, or price? Like is a diamond worth more or less than a gold fire quartz
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>>134822134
I'm torn between Road Eternal and Fisher King. Fisher King is the obvious choice for me, but the thought of going to parallel Earths for Road Eternal is extremely tempting.

A couple thousand, ten thousand, or hundred thousand years in the Fisher King scenario may end up being grating. Maybe even end up being the last human being alive eventually.

For Road Eternal you could always just go to a new Earth though. Shame it'd be always human, would be interesting to wind up on a giant bug planet, with you being the only human.
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>>134824383
both.
To win you need 90 points. You get 14 points automatically, each item from specific categories presented gives 5 points, one for each quality level: 1 for no star, 2 for silver star, 3 for gold star. This makes the lowest score for 9 unique gold star items from different categories: 72. However in addition to this, points are awarded for the value of the item (20, 90, 200 will each give an additional point, etc).
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>>134824347
Then you most likely don't have a seed maker either, so store it in a chest until you have one.
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>>134824458
You could kill yourself in the Fisher king.
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Fuck I had a stack of 9 cucumbers and used one on the box and it replaced all of them with this stupid statue. They were all gold as well, fuck me I got a retard in return
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>>134824383
It depends.

Diamonds alone have a higher value than Fire Quartz, but I don't know how much value a Gold Star adds to the Quartz.

What's more important is diversity, so you get more full-points, instead of half-points.

>>134824458
I'm personally split between Fisher King and Nakama.

Fisher because, even after the world has ended, you have a way out, or you could have expanded to the point that you could have the continuation of civilization in your home. Nakama means you can never settle down, never have a life with another. At least Fisher lets you marry and have a family, and you could possibly pull a Howl's Moving Castle to have doors to everywhere.

Nakama, as you've probably seen by my posts, would be utterly amazing if it had the closure.
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He's the next romance candidate, right?
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>>134824383
But for what purpose? What good is holding onto a plant to make seeds for a plant that's only apparent use is making seeds for itself?
Based on its name I was expecting something cooler.
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>>134824365
>>134824179
Well the one behind Joja Mart doesn't even have a hand when you hover over it, and didn't do anything.
The box in Gus' Bar does, but the Super Cucumber didn't work.
Maybe it's a different item?
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>>134824509
Yeah i read the wiki article but how does the whole price rewards scale, diamonds go for 750 and gold fire quartz goes for 150 which is 5 points but is the diamond 4 or 5 or even 6?
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>>134824718
It'll all become clear in time, grasshopper.
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How do you move animals from one barn to an other barn?
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>>134824842
Go to animal. Fondle them for the day. Fondle them again, click top menu item. Move to new barn.
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>>134824810
Why does everything around here have to be a goddamned riddle, fuck man I knew I should have stayed in the city.
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>>134822993
I love it, thanks a million
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>>134824771
Try other rare fishes.
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>>134824778
This was worth 105 points.
All gold star
Star fruit
Ancient fruit
Sunflower
Cauliflower
Pumpkin
Fire Quartz
Mayonnaise (used a large egg)
Goat Cheese (used a large goat milk)
Crimsonfish (legendary)
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>>134824919
>Only have 1 of a rare, valuable plant
>Make seeds of said plant
>?????
>Profit

You got this, Carl.
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Is there any benefit to traveling around town to sell shit?
Or should I just be dumping everything I want to hock into the bin by my house?
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>>134824919
if youre already in summer dont plant it. Save it for spring then save the fruit and use it on the seed maker machine to get more seeds, Once you got enough start turning the fruit into wine. Best is to plant them in the greenhouse
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>>134825167
do you want profit now, or at the end of the day. Thats the only difference
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>>134825167
I think there's still some debate on whether your relationship level with the shopkeeps affects sell prices, but, for the most part, just box them.

I know you can only sell the weapon/ring/shoe drops directly to Marlon, though.
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>>134825096
>Crimsonfish (legendary)
>In the bumpkin county fair
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>>134825267
You mean
>Crimsonfish (male)
Right?
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HOLY SHIT BLUEBERRIES ARE PURE GOLD
THANKS ANON
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>>134825165
speaking of making seeds: is it more profitable to turn starfruit into more seeds, or just go and buy them for 400 apiece?

at first glance I thought it was a great idea to make my own seeds, but since there's a chance of only getting 1 seed back from the fruit then you're effectively waiting twice as long before you see any money from the first seed you planted to produce that fruit. The wine sells for 3600 anyway, but I wonder if some mathfag will figure out which way is the best.
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>>134825267
Hey, Marnie was bringing her "A" game. Did you see the size of that cheese wheel?
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>>134823932
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what's the best speed buff? spicy eel seems to last 5 minutes along with the luck buff, but it is hard to get unless you are constantly farming the skull cavern, while coffee only lasts 1 minute but is cheap and always available

is there another source?
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Anyone have a link to the shota mod?
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>>134825165
Yeah, I ate it.
So yknow, jokes on you buddy.
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>>134825363
Get ready to be bored of the game because you have too much money
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>>134824348
sauce!
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>>134825329
Everyone who isn't a jokester knows Crimsonfish are only females. I swear you fucking degenerates are going to drive me up a wall.
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>>134825496
G A Y R I G H T S
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>>134825251
What debate?
If you're thinking of the difference between what it says on the shipping tab and when it sells for more when sold directly to Pierre, then it's because the tab lists base price with no bonuses.
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>>134825429
Super Meal (Kent) and Poppin Peppers (Shane)
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>>134825442
>ruining Leah's cute side ponytail for a reference to mongolian comic strip
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>>134825405
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>>134825396
Only use the seed maker on "showering you with fortune" luck days. Then you get 2-3 seeds every time.

That or make your own luck. And by that I mean make pumpkin soup which gives +2 luck.
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>>134825442
>mega milk mods
Oh yes, i am fucking ready!
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>>134825492
paheal. There isn't much right now though
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>>134825429
I can't seem to get a speed boost from coffee for a while after it wears off, like real caffeine

>>134825545
damn, looks like I have to make friends... any clue how long those each last?
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Does anyone know if you can go over Best Luck Day Luck? Like if its the max +2 day can you bump it up to +5 to lucky meal?
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>>134825442
i have womyn's problem with money
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YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ARE GIVING CHUCKLEFUCK MORE MONEY.
Did you learn nothing from Starbound.
Holy shit this meme is to much.

Enjoy never getting a full release or updates. ever.
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>>134825637
food can bump your skills over 10 so I've always assumed luck works the same way
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So what the fuck does hearing my fortune told do for me?

Also
>TFW you wake up and it's raining
Fuck you, crops! Time to go mining!
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>robin slaving away on the rain
AYY
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>>134825396
I'd say, as long as you aren't growing exactly the same number of Starfruits as you are brewing Wine/Jam, it's worth it. You can slowly build up a stock of seeds, and buy replacements, to cut down on costs, and eventually make yourself independent from Sandy.

At worse, you only get enough seeds to replace what you use. At best, you get so many that you can eventually start over-producing Starfruit.

>>134825436
You might be dead, then.

Don't worry, eventually the Gypsy will sell a seed for you. Check every Friday and Sunday, she has good wares

>>134825529
Debate was the wrong term.

People were talking about whether selling to a 10 heart pierre, or just boxing, would give more money. I never found out if anyone experimented and got a definitive answer.

Either way, without how easy money comes, it's a moot point.
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>>134825720
Chucklefuck aren't the devs. We already have a full release and updates are constant.
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Visiting the forums today as a bad idea. I can't understand how there's so many idiots everywhere!

>>134825720
The game wasn't developed by Chuckefish.
The game is released.
The dev is working almost nonstop at patches post launch.
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>>134825720
But Anon he just released an update like yesterday. We don't need a patch ever again now.
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>>134825720
We've got 5 updates in less than 3 weeks, you mongoloid.

>not knowing that cucklefucks had literally nothing to do with development
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>>134825720
>implying i didnt torrent the gog version
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>>134825720
I know jackshit about Starbound and CF. Care to explain?
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>>134825545
>>134825429
Definitely Pepper Poppers. Easy to make in bulk because primary ingredient is red peppers. I have hundreds in storage.
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>>134825629
You might be drinking it too late in the day. I know once it hit 12AM, I got no effect from it
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>>134825720
I know you're trolling but I have 70 hours and counting and it's been nothing but enjoyable. 4 updates in 2 weeks, go fuck yourself.
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>tfw you will never own a farm in South America and buy a loli harem with the profits
why live?
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>>134825834
Starbound was in an eternal state of 'Early Access', or beta, or whatever you want to call it. Even despite being 'released' it was still missing a lot of promised features, and some of them never really came around. Google it if you want to know more than that.
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>>134825720
>There have been tons of patches
>Dev manually fixed saves of some guys
>Dev is a qt
>Dev said in interview that Chucklefuck had no involvement in the development, just the business end like PR, etc.

If you're trying to justify pirating it, there is absolutely nothing wrong with piracy. I bought the game
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So I agreed to have baby on Fall 14, I actually backed up save and fast forwarded and had it on Fall 25 or so, but after reloading save

I've recieved the message saying I'm pregnant but now its winter and still nothing, what's happening?
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>>134825834
Anon thinks that dead early access vaporware they developed is the same as a full release of a game they published and had nothing else to do with.
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>you will never get to officially marry emily
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>>134825938
My apologies.
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fak, I forgot to get my things after festival judging.
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Wait, seriously?
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>>134825834

A shit ton of people paid for an early access game and are surprised and butthurt they got an work in progress game
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>>134825957
Yes, you will tumblr. Emily and Shane will be the first marriage candidates added, screenshot this.
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>>134825926
>released
wait, what? isn't it still in "early access?" I don't think those chucklefucks will commit for a while, if ever
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>tfw you graduated high school and can play video games nonstop for 4 months
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>>134826035
George is misunderstood
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>>134825921
At least the cartel won't behead you for growing drugs for the wrong gang.

Mature women are better than brown lolis, anyway.
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>>134825761
>as long as you aren't growing exactly the same number of Starfruits as you are brewing Wine/Jam, it's worth it.

I've actually got 40 kegs making wine right now, sourced from 48 starfruits growing in my greenhouse all year long.

I think I might just use the whole greenhouse for starfruit. And in the summer my whole farm will just be one huge field of starfruit.
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>>134825957

Until CA makes her marriageable which he said will probably be the first new female marriage candidate he does
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>>134825784
>>134825807
>>134825809
>>134825813
>>134825831
>>134825834
>>134825918
>>134825936
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>>134826096
Oh, shit. I stopped looking at actual release notes for it a long ass time ago honestly. Someone told me it released, I didn't bother to fact check them because I'm done with the game.

You're right though, still Early Access - disgusting.
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>>134826201
Look, I too can post images instead of actually discussing anything

>>>/v/
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>>134826152
I've got everything but the left and right columns as Starfruit, while those are Ancient Fruit and Sweet Gem Berry respectively.

Take those 8 leftover fruits, save them for a lucky day, pop some luck food you made yourself as well, and convert them. You'll be getting a lot of seeds, to offset the costs from Sandy.
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>>134826116
>Mature women are better than brown lolis
no.
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when will we have a competitive farman ladder?
E S P O R T S
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ7O-0H4pUk
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>>134826086
I'd feel bad for Clint.
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>>134826201
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>>134826086
Shane I can see, but not so much Emily.
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>>134826035
He doesn't understand what you do but he wants to support you anyway.

Maybe he ordered that stone from a landscaping service for you.
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>>134825739
Makes it easy to give her gifts though. And spaghetti? After getting a cow and planting some tomato plants during the summer, she gets all the spaghetti she wants because it's one of the easier Best Gifts to make.
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>tfw you keep getting shit in mail.
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>>134826391
Why? He's a fat, annoying faggot that does nothing but whinge and takes days to do the only thing that makes him relevant. You only take geodes there because you feel bad for him, not because you're incapable of doing it yourself. Fuck Clint. Worst character, behind none but Pierre.
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>>134826450
I prefer my imagination of him trying with all his might to pick up rocks despite his useless legs and mailing them to you, believing it to be helpful
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>Sandy still sells deluxe speed-gro at the pre-patch price

this bitch is so fine, why can't I marry her instead

bought a stack of omni geodes from her the other day because too much dosh
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WHO BULLIED LINUS
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>>134826026
W-why
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>>134826574
>He's a fat, annoying faggot that does nothing but whinge and takes days to do the only thing that makes him relevant

so he's me
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>>134826830
Yeah, but I like you.
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>>134826574
what's wrong with pierre?

>sells you seeds cheaper than joja
>helps you get laid, doesn't even mind if you're seeing multiple bitches
>always glad to see you
>lets you win the grange display even though you've given him more than enough gold star items to grand slam that shit every year
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>>134826764
i'm sure the Harvey did everything he could
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>>134826954
no her eyeballs
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someone have that image with all the favorite items?
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>>134826924
some people just prefer walmart I guess
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>>134826494
>Makes it easy to give her gifts though.
Just as long as she's not working in the foundation of a large enough building you can't even reach her to talk.
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>>134820959
There is no interaction with it and a super cucumber.
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>halfway through 2nd spring
>profits from crops starting to come in
>don't know if I should save for final house upgrade, or finish repairing Bus
Tell me what to do anons,
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>>134826954
Holy shit I just noticed those are pink long sleeves on her dress.
I always thought it was sleeveless.
Mind blown.
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>>134827124
Proven wrong
>>134823108
>>134823231
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>>134827179
bus gives you access to glorious starfruit seeds

and what do you want a kid for anyway, you're going to have your hands full tending all your starfruit plants
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Fighter or scout? I'm a bad fighter.
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>>134826924
>isn't a massive jew on prices but shoves it in your face so often that he might as well be
>is the only thing standing between you and caroline
>always faking a smile to earn more shekels
>has the nerve to enter the fall festival even though all of his products are bought

FUCK PIERRE
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>>134819214
You could go bully ghosts, they have like 10% chance of dropping one.
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>Jodi sends me a fresh cauliflower in the middle of fall
Tell me your secrets.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pavV53yGxLs

>autism skull dungeon speed run
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>>134827327
tumblrhairoline is shit tier

jodi best milf. you know she's not letting kent touch her pussy any more, he gets 'nam flashbacks whenever he takes his pants off
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>>134827440
it's the same califlower she asked you during the first month of the game
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>>134827442
But why?
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>>134822854
OK. To the right, hidden behind a tree is a gap in the fence, and you can put a super cucumber in the box to gain an item.

Honestly, though, it is a bit silly to put obscure items in places in hopes of a reward.
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>>134827629
Dude I like solved it right away.
I posted like 10 pictures of the whole adventure.
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>>134827442
>not using speedboost
casual
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>rough day at the desert mines
>come home to this
Made me smile
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>>134827497
I just don't feel it with Jodi, buddy.
Her entire family is a wreck.
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>no more letters from Mom or Dad after midyear 1
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>>134828019
>4AM
>finish playing
>shut down PC
>look at your bed
>try not to cry
>cry a lot.
>>
>>134828104
A happy holidays note in late winter would be nice.
>>
>>134828104
They finally got rid of you
>>
Haley just called me Ducky. That's not my character's name.

Is it supposed to be a pet name or did the game fuck up?
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Morning peep
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>>134828019
Cute
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>>134828104
They hate you
Wasn't the literal pieces of rock a solid enough hint
>>
>>134828235
that's my name
last night was too intense I guess
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>>134828235
>get cucked by Haley
lel
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>door is on the left side
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>>134828469
We don't know anything about stardew country's driving laws
>>
>>134828469
And the driver is an alcoholic.
What side the door is should be the least of your worries.
>>
Mill when?
Sugar beets when?
You can get your own corn oil, so guess that's a start.
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>tfw you dont know how to plan your barn

is it a bad idea to have all your buildings in the same general area? Like in a straight line?
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Damn, I just found out the refrigerator works as a chest. How did I miss that?
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first for hard wood
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>>134828770
It's not going to look pretty.
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>>134826557
>chocolate cake
>contains no chocolate
>>
>>134828770
That's what I did anyway. My house, a coop, a barn and a silo inbetween the barn and coop.

Now if I had to change it I think I'd need to build new ones and demolish those and I don't want to do that.
>>
Anyone have the picture of angry Pierre? I just went through the last 10 or so generals from the archives, sure I'd find it, but I'm coming up dry.
>>
I've got to say I'm pretty ballsy for fishing up a chest at the same time as catching a 90 difficulty fish
>>
Should I get the galaxy sword or should I donate the prismatic shard I just found?
>>
Mushroom or bats?
>>
>>134829237
sword first
>>
>>134829237
Gunther needs that prismatic shard, Anon. Don't you care about your local museum?
>>
>>134829259
Bats if you're too lazy to plant fruit trees, Mushroom if you want to get mine mushrooms easier.
>>
>>134829259
I made the mistake of going bats because I thought it'd be more interesting. It's not. It's fucking useless. They always drop shitty bush fruit that you can get all-fucking-year round anyways.

I don't know, or care, which mushrooms the other one gives. It absolutely has to be better than the useless fucking bats though.
>>
>pig found 3 truffles in 2 days
Thank you pig
>>
>>134823376
what does HMTGF mean?
first thing that comes to mind is "harvest moon ____ girl friend"
>>
>>134829259
If you think you chose badly you can edit a config file and get both.
>>
What do I do with repeated artifacts? Does anyone like them as gifts?
>>
>winter
>bored
>use flute blocks to play wind scene

this is fun.
>>
>>134829472
Clearly Harvest Moon Transgender Girlfriend.
>>
>>134829472
Harvest Moon's True Gaming Future?
>>
Cork or trap bobber for legendary hunting?
>>
>>134829472
>Hot meal then gay fish
>>
>>134829440
>he fell for the animal meme
Bet you chose Penny too
>>
>>134829492
Only found a use for marble in this one.
>>
Mod that turns all the guys into qt fem fucbois when?
>>
>>134829568
trapper all the way
>>
>>134829568
trap bobber
>>
All the mods I use are in SMAPI, but there's a couple that are on storm (durable fences and calendar in the clock) is there anyway I can get all in one platform without having to make all the mods myself or will I have to wait until the modding people stop being retarded and flock all into one API already?
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>>134828469
>pam asks for a pale ale
>hand it to her at 9 in the morning as she's walking to her job as a bus driver and she drinks it on the spot
I know it's just an ale but still.
>>
>>134829472
>putting super cucumber in a box hidden in a patch of forest
>metaphor for sex
but anything can be a metaphor for sex
>>
>>134829612
I needed 3 truffles Anon. One for shipping, two for making truffle oil.
Also I married best girl.
>>
>>134829695

>>134763238
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>leave house on first day of third year
>all flames on grampas shrine light up
>inspect it
>get the statue
>lolwut
>go back into house
>the cutscene plays and he congratulates me on a job well done
I'm pretty sure I'm nowhere near 12/13 great honors
Did CA also change the conditions to get the statue or what?
>>
Winter is such a relaxing season. There are no crops to water and you can use the whole month to work on your farm layout and go desert mining
>>
>>134829492
Just sell them
>>
>>134829262
>>134829316

That's not unanimous. Explain yourselves.
>>
>>134829980
>Hoe the desert in winter
>Get Snow Yam
>>
>>134829967
Wouldn't want babbys feeling to get hurt knowing that they didn't get all the items. Now everybody gets a trophy!
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Would getting several levels of fishing at once fuck up the proficiency of what level you really are? It's almost hard for me to not go from 1 to 3 on the first rainy day of spring.

I just don't want my shit to be below what it says because it tried skipping a level or something.
>>
>>134829967
>Grandpa doesn't berate you for being gay
So progressive!
>>
>>134830052
>being this bad at detecting obvious sarcasm
If you're that retarded you may as well stay on track and donate it to the museum.
>>
>>134830052
Sword is useful for spelunking harder. Museum first gives you nothing.

Museum is important sure, but it will still be around when you get another.
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Which? I love treasure, but 50% more would net me so much money!
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>>134830139
You mean make the sword
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>>134829568
Trapper all day erry day, every other bobbers are objectively worse.
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>>134829440
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>>134829262
>>134829316
>bought 250 omni-geodes from sandy earlier
>opened them all on extra lucky day and after eating a spicy eel for a bit more luck
>got exactly 2 prismatic shards
>>
>>134830162
>fishing for money
i love this meme
>>
>>134820107
how to backlink?
>>
>>134830185
mmh
>>
>>134830217
>Not being a foraging fisher so you can have pure Penny
>>
>>134830162
PIRATE
By now you shouldn't need the money from fishing anymore
>>
>>134830139
Stop bullying me pls.

>>134830154
Thanks, I'll do this.

>tfw i have to find two more if I want to ship one
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>>134829920
>my dick is secretly making portraits
Who knew?
Thanks anon
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Does this mother fucker ever leave his cabin when it's raining or am I shit outta luck?
>>
>>134830391
>COME OUTSIDE AND LOVE ME ELLIOT
>>
>>134830391
>Dude let me in
>I'm a farmer
>>
>>134830515
>Don't you believe in farmers?
>>
Does fishing boosting food work with level 10 fishing?
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>>134830162
Trapper

>>134830217
Please, its decent early money if you know when and how
>>
>>134819214
100 is lava eel
>>
>>134830504
>>134830515
I just wanted to give him a birthday gift, I've got the lowest amount of hearts with him.
>>
>>134830563
Yes, works for other skills too
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>tfw i'm making 2000 a day on my crayfish empire

i'm too lazy to go to the pier every day
>>
Someone post all known locations of those weird boxes.

So far I've got

Saloon back room
Behind the blacksmith's
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>>134830589
>barely managed 5 digits
if you say so
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>>134830741
>2000 a day
Cute.
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>>134830780
Since i took trapper route and all, yeah i would say its ok.. And that in a day just fishing nothing else, early in the game
>>
>>134830092
I personally don't care about the evaluation but I'd be pissed if I got an asymmetrical candle setup on my farm just because I didn't give a fuck enough to find every artifact or catch every fish.
>>
>>134830797
I bring money from the dead, empty ponds on my farm.

You're not even my real Dad.
>>
So apart from adding stuff like orchards and farms to give it a comfy look, should I be doing anything other than mass-farming ancient fruits to make wine? Or does winter destroy all my plants and fuck everything? In that case should/could I have a seed maker farm in a corner somewhere to mass up ancient seeds for spring?
>>
>>134830753
above linus' tent
behind joja mart
>>
>Can't breed rabbits
Guess you need to give sheep some sort of buff.
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>>134830873
>the dead, empty ponds
>Clearly full of crayfish
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>>134830960
Winter fucks everything
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>>134831062
Don't tell ConcernedApe
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>>134830960
That's my plan.
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how do i force all the animals back into their respect coops/barns?
>>
How long does it take to level up from 9 to 10 mining.

This is getting ridiculous. Am I doing something wrong?
>>
>>134831150
Wait for sundown, they return on their own.
Then you can lock them in.
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>>134831150
Go on their own after 5pm unless you let them free roam and they're too far.
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>>134831216
>>134831225

gracias
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kek
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Who else made Sebastian their fuckboi?
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>>134831472
>>
Damn, a Lingcod gave me almost as much trouble to catch as a legendary.
>>
Putting a calendar next to my bed was the best 2000g I've spent in this game
>>
I wish I could slaughter my rabbit and cut off its foot.
It's the last thing I need for the Community Center.
>>
>>134831570
>picking a known drug user
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel there, m8
>>
>>134831472
>gender neutral
What does this even mean?
>>
>>134831472
Just play the game holy fuck
>>
Will Winter fuck my greenhouse too, or is that safe?
>>
>catch all the fish you can in winter
>day 2
What am I supposed to the rest of winter?
>>
>>134828019
Eyes open
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don't worry Jas I'll dance with you
>>
>>134831692
I tested it with a single ancient fruit planted in late fall, it survived the transition to winter
>>
>>134831635
>weed

yeah man he's really out of control. what a badass.
>>
>>134831472
It's really amazing that we live in a day and age where someone can be made uncomfortable by a binary gender choice in a video game.
>>
>>134831472
You can already take female clothes and hair as a male and all of the options are androgynous enough already, what the fuck

why would you expect a developer to put in dozens of hours of work to put in something that would cater to less than 0.1% of the population?

And "dozens of hours" is being extremely charitable, in reality it'd be more like "hundreds" since adding one line of code can inadvertently fuck up ten others

not to mention dialogue changes and everything
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>>134831729
get v& already, fag.
>>
>>134831692
It's fucked man, there is a very high chance event where Vincent rocks your greenhouse, effectively killing everything there.
>>
Does anyone have any tips for collecting all the artefacts?
>>
>>134831472
Please stop posting this shit from the Chucklefuck forums.

I lose my faith in humanity more and more.
>>
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Year 3, Fall day 6, 100+ hours in game and still no Dwarf Scroll II.
>>
>>134831701
winter is for fishing/mining/socializing

also a good time to plant trees
>>
>>134831665
It means they're a special snowflake that feels they never recieved enough love as a child, while simultaneously lusting after both dicks and de pusi.

It's a term for someone that feels they don't identify with either gender.
>>
>>134831787
is this good or bad?
>>
>>134831834
There is? That's kind of cool.
I think you're pulling my leg though.
>>
>>134831701
Tend to the animals, build more stuff, etc.
>>
>>134831787
Jesus I didn't know DOTA 2 has so many players.
>>
>>134831806
Is only dancing mate
>>
>>134817315
what is this shit.

I don't want to befriend Clint now.
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So, which person in the graveyard is the one that crashed their car and died?

>>134831887
Very good.
Hopfully it stays like this.
>>
>>134831787
>Division
Is that actually good?
>>
>>134831865
Look where you can get them.
>>
>>134831959
It's actually really awful.
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>>134831472

>Pick a gender between male or female
>Picks male
>Still can not decide what it is

>Pick between a glass of orange juice or apple juice
>Pick orange juice
>Still not sure what you picked
>>
>>134831959
It just came out and normies have been sucked into the meme.

I played the beta and there's no way I'd play full price for that fake MMO bullshit.
Destiny is better.
>>
How many tiles of grass do you need for animals if you want to leave them outside permanently? (not counting rainy days)
>>
>>134831959
No
Not at all
>>
>>134831912
Free->>134831959
to-play works wonders.
>>
WHERE SHOULD I PLACE ??HMTGF???

PRISMATIC SHARD ALTAR IN DESERT??

IN THE TUNNEL??
>>
>>134832109
Fucked up my comment there.

>>134831959
Maybe I'm just biased because I play CSGO, but the fact that the PvP is gear based triggers me. The gunplay and level design was bad enough to make me not want to play it but the PvP was a deal breaker in itself.
>>
>have 4 eggs in inventory
>have 1 void egg
>cook fried egg
>this kills the void egg

well time to start that day over again
>>
>3 days into after the farm cave cutscene
>my bats still didnt get any fruits
W-why? ;_;
>>
>>134832468
>he didn't bloop the thing
>>
I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW
>>
>>134832468
>bats
go away.
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>Get to 8 hearts with Abigail
>She starts spelling out "I Anon"
>Already bought a bouquet
>I'm too straight for this
>>
>>134832578
I will die before I make tomato wine, anon.
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>>134832578
Eat your veggies.
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>>134832578
>>
>>134832603
Whoops, didn't show up. Was meant to be "I <3 Anon"
>>
>>134817315
This game is really weird...
>>
>>134832603
The playing flute in rain event and this event made me fall for her.
>>
>>134832583
Contain your autism.
>>
>>134832720
Your autism spilled all over the carpet the moment you picked bats over mushrooms.
>>
>>134832659
I don't mind that snails and octopi and squids and such are considered "fish" because the game doesn't have categories for them, really anything that comes out of water is "fish" to it

but there's already a category for fruit
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>>134832578
>being triggered by that
>not by this
>>
>>134832758
I have both from config editing
>>
>>134832769
Sea cucumbers are other, while super ones are fish.
>>
>>134832758
This.
>not picking mushrooms to get the ez exotic foraging bundle
I'll have an autism burger with a side of McKeks.
>>
>need to do shit with animals in order to get all the bundles done

fuck

I want to farm, not ranch
>>
>>134832524
>>134832583
I just wanna know why arent i getting any fruits..

>>134832758
Thats not even me

>>134832803
Hey are you getting both? Is so, how? Care to share please?
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>>134832468

>He picked the fruit bats
>>
>>134831959
its shit
>>
If I marry Maru will the kids be black? Cause thats a deal breaker.
>>
>>134832718
pretty much this
>>
Ultimate bisexual power ranking:
>Alex
>Leah
>Abigail
>Sam
>Sebastian
>Penny
>Maru
>Haley
>Elliot
>Harvey
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>>134832718
The way things went with me is that she went where I went most of the time, so I figured I might as well rack up heart points with her for convenience sake.
But now I know she has a crush on me. I know it's autistic as fuck but I feel nothing. I don't want to marry someone I feel nothing for.
I hate to be an attention whore and re-iterate "I'm too straight for this", but that's more or less why.
Sam and Sebastian are both cute to me though but I'm at square zero with both. The logical person in me says fuck it and marry Abigail anyway because I've already come this far.
Good god I'm autistic.
>>
>>134832895
It's random.
>>
>>134832865
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/info-for-modders-on-how-to-toggle-bat-mushroom-cave.108018/
>>
>>134832989
Never marry out of pity
>Mfw no cute brown boys to marry
>>
>>134833028
Do you get both, the mushrooms and fruits? How long do you need to wait for fruits?
>>
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goddamnit and now she's doing this. This is so awkward.
>>
>>134832989
Follow your heart
>>
>>134833091
Fruits spawn a bit less because of the mushroom squares taking up space. So a bit longer depending on your luck.
>>
>>134833107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFjLzVKVdk
>>
>>134831924
Shane got him and Emily roped into a commercial competition for 10000g

Funnily I got this scene after Joja mart was driven out of town.
>>
>>134833126
So i just change <caveChoice>2</caveChoice> into 1 for fruit bats and ill get both then? Nice
>>
HOW DO I FUCKING FEED THESE CHICKENS
ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING HAY
>>
>Nearing end of first summer
>Total earnings almost 50k
>Just now starting to actually upgrade and organize my farm
>Just unlocked D.I.Y. achievement which my friends have had since day 2
>TFW unlocked The Bottom before DIY

Not sure if I'm playing this game properly...
>>
>>134833270
Put it in your hotbar.
Hold it in your hands.
Go to the coop.
Go over to the bench-looking thing. There are four spots for hay.
Put the hay down.
>>
>>134833245
Yep, have fun.
>>
>>134832635
If I can make hot pepper wine I can make tomato wine.
>>
>>134833270
Put it on the hay shelf in your coop. It's the elongated brown shape against north wall.
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>>134833107
>gay
>getting hearts for everybody
>Penny says to meet her in the spa
>uh oh
>she confesses
>spaghetti spilling into water
>"uh yeah same"
>she goes for the kiss
>oh god
>oh no
>i gotta, i can't not
>stand in locker room showers until 1am
>>
Anyone got that picture with all the marriage candidate anime sprites?
>>
>>134833362
>>134833340
THANKS
>>
>bean hotpot
>only needs 2 green beans
>gives 125 energy, 50 health, and +2 max energy

holy fuck
>>
>>134833367
M or F, anon?
>>
>>134818052
i don't think that has anything to do with SJWs
>>
>>134833354
Woah nice
How long does it take to get some fruits in? Is it really luck dependant?
>>
>>134833419
I don't think that means what you think it means
>>
>>134818052
>Date a druggie
>Get angry when they use drugs
Where's the joke?
>>
>>134833474
Either I have bad luck or fruits despawn if they appear where a mushroom is.
>>
>>134833431
M. I just want everyone to like me, it's getting out of hand.
>>
>>134833367
Tbh it should not be possible to get to 10 hearts with love interests without giving them bouquet.
Or at least make the game check for the condition before triggering the event, for fuck sake. the game already keeps track of it.

>Be married to Penny
>Get 10 hearts with Sebastian somehow (gifts? community center? Heck if I know)
>Stumble into his motorbike riding scene
>Nice view, eh?
>Yeah, nice.
>Btw I'm gay for u
>embrace, fade to black
>>
>>134833594
But you are getting some fruits?
>>
>>134833667
Yes, just picked up 3 when I checked today.
>>
>Pam just casually sending you half grand batteries
How is she bad again?
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>>134832989
>>134833089
>>134833112
>>134833367
>Now I'm farming frozen tears for Sebastian
>This is getting out of hand
>>
Can I plant fruit trees just before winter starts and have them not be destroyed? I want my cherries ready for spring but its already the 28th of fall
>>
>go to skull cave
>find lots of good stuff
>get to level 59, get out of cave get in to bus
>game crashes when leaving the bus

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>134830504
>>134830515
>Elliot is a guy
What? this is like that time I thought that elf was a girl
>>
>>134833715
She's a barfly and lives in a trailer. You're supposed to despise her or feel sorry for her.

Although someone gave her a rather hot portrait in previous thread.
>>
Where the hell is pilapia? Wiki says it's on the beach in summer but I've been fishing for 12 days there already and still haven't seen one. It's the last fish I need to rebuild community centre. Also, where to find soundtrack?
>>
>>134833816
Yes
>>
>>134830563
>>134830668
> 10+ skill
For what? Better efficiency?
>>
>>134833849
Elliot is worst girl.
>>
>>134833880
Thought higher fishing increased the bar?
Was I mislead?
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>>134833880
bigger green bar.
less chance of trash to consume bait/tackle

>>134833915
>Well, he's a guy, so...
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>>134833873
>tilapia
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OK so, what happens when you plant continuous crops in the greenhouse?
They grow once and just keep giving produce all year round permanently?
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>>134833873
Its tilapia, silly anon, try to get some on the east pier, the one you can access when you repair the bridge with 300 wood

>>134833880
>>134833952
The bar increases a bit and more chance to get better fish i think
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>>134834048
Yup.

It's nice having infinite Blueberries/Ancient Fruit to feed my gambling addiction.
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>>134833880
what exactly does efficiency do anyway? reduce energy cost?
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>>134834107
He should fix it in the next patches.
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>>134834220
Uh, why?

The Greenhouse is designed to grow any plant, in any season.

If a plant continues to produce until out of season, why shouldn't it produce when there's no season for it to be out of?
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>>134833286
>The Bottom before DIY
OneBiteSteak.jpg
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>>134834069
First try and catched it. Jesus almighty, 12 days. Thanks anon.
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>>134834220
Do you not understand what the purpose of a greenhouse is in the first place?
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>>134834281
Well it breaks the game. He can just make it so that plants will continue to grow for two seasons and that will be good I think. It'a abuse of game mechanic.
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>>134834000
My siiiides
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>>134833614
I think it's events that break it, not gifts or daily talk.
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>>134834220
Are you fucking stupid?

>>134834325
No problem anon, glad i could help!
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>>134834424
You just went full retard Anon.
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>>134834281
Not him, but fun thing about greenhouse is that it counts as every season and spring, fall and summer crops can grow side by side.
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>>134834445
Even so, it should be fixable by adding a bouquet check to the affection check. The game clearly keeps track of who you gave what quest item to.
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Are there any other similar games on PC?
I don't have any consoles or handheld shits with 2 squared inch screens.
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>>134834424
>This breaks the game
>Not the hundreds of Starfruit Wine brewers that can make quadruple the profit in a single harvest
>Breaking the game in a Singleplayer comfy farm sim designed to do what you want

Holy shit. Did chucklefuck forums find us?

>>134834430
Glad to make you laugh, Anon. It was too good to pass up.

>>134834479
This is what I love.
My Greenhouse is filled with Strawberries, Blueberries, Cranberries, some different flowers, and even some Melons. I like the variety, and it just looks nice to see all these plants co-existing.
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>>134832635
>Tomato wine
It's called ketchup you heathen, and it's the perfect condiment dozens of dishes.
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>visit the gypsy in the woods
>hes selling an iridium sprinkler
O LORD ITS TIME
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>>134834598
Unless you're counting emulators, no.
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>>134834551
I'd put the bouquet check on the level 10 event, so it doesn't trigger unless the bouquet has been given but still allows reaching level 10 affection with everyone. Mostly for that achievement.
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>>134834551
^This.

If he wanted to really put in work, make two different level 10 events. One for Romance, the other for Friendship.
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>>134834679
Good bait.
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>>134834686
>he
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How long till multiplayer?
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>>134831472
>so you could go in either one
This is the jew menace in action fellas.
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>>134834798
If I had to guess, months.
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>>134831472
Or, you know, have two save files? Pick whichever one you're claiming to be for that session?
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>>134829823
someone, please?
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>>134834798
>NEVER EVER

Probably a couple months, at the earliest. CA said it'd be awhile, and we don't even know how it's going to work.

I'm personally hoping for a "new" map kind of deal, where the farm is replaced by something and you ride into town on the bus to do your business.

I really don't want to share farms with my friends. I just KNOW they'd find some way to ruin everything.
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>the fishing minigame's pool is literally full of trash

disgusting area to live in
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>>134832787
>pickled wheat
I didn't unlock the keg yet, I thought fermentation would make beer.
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I bet it is, and right before work, too!
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>>134835036
Pickling is done via the preserver, so, no pickled wheat.

In fact, wheat can only be put into a keg, to make beer.
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Really?
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Priarie King multiplayer and expansion when?
I hope he adds more arcade stuff
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That's a nice farm you have there, farmer.
Would be shame if something were to happen to it.
By the way, I heard you've gotten pretty close with my wife, yes?
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>>134834962
>Congratulations [NEW EMPLOYEE NAME HERE], and welcome to the MegaCorp Joja Family!
>You and [NEW EMPLOYEE NAME #2] are being dispatched to one of our branches in Pelican Town to revitalize our operations in that area.
>We expect you, and your new co-worker, to help maximize our quarterly profits at this branch.
>As you have chosen to work on commission, a percentage of all of your sales will be deposited to your personal accounts!
>Annual evaluations will take place to ensure that you are appropriately working to help the MegaCorp Joja Corporation. Bonuses may be rewarded for excellent service to the team upon the end of each year.
>Have a safe trip, and once again welcome to the Joja Family!
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>>134835228
>threatening the farmer who has tons of fertilizers and know how to make bombs.
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>>134834992
>tfw all the fishing you did there gave no exp
Shit fair.
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>>134833286
Wait, fifty thousand by the end of first summer?

How in the fuck??
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>>134835137
>ding
Roll credits.
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Does blowing shit up count towards foraging?
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>>134835420
Blueberries if planted at day 1 can make you quite a bit of money very fast.
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>>134835104
I could've sworn I pickled some wheat.
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>>134835420
blue berries
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>>134835436
It does for mining.

I feel like the XP for mining/fishing/froaging/farming is based on what you collect, not what you actually do.
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>>134835420
>parsnips
>potatos
>potatos
>potatos
>more potatos
>potatos
>summer
>all money into blueberries
>become stardew's local crime lord
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>>134834795
I thought her earrings were a mustache for a pretty long time.
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Blueberries really need a nerf desu.
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>>134833838
>59
how? lots of bombs and stairs?
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>>134835104
You can absolutely pickle wheat.
But you can also pickle Bixite and Glow Rings, so I'm guessing it's some sort of bug.
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>>134835647
I've had holes drop me 13 levels at a time once. As in 13 levels with one single drop. He likely just got pretty lucky with them.
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>>134835581
but shewaddantaboxer.
if she were a gypsy man she'dbeaboxer right?
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>>134835471
>>134835497
>>134835515
Thought he meant that in how he made so little.
Since that route would have certainly made more than 50k total.
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Can someone tell me why a wall made out of literal stone will fade into nothingness within 60 days?
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Can't stop listening to this OST while playing.
Send help.
https://youtu.be/AQGZO8--vjk

Soundtrack mods when
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>>134835228
Guns update when?
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>>134835601
>Pretty much miss out on the Blueberry train because I didn't pay attention to the threads until half way through summer

kill me
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>>134835798
They're even more stupid if you save up on the things.
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>spirits very displeased
>1 week strong now
WHAT DID I DO
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>>134835601
don't you fucking dare touch my blue berries anon.
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>>134835739
Pelican Town has a sapient magical chemical mixture in the air that deteriorates all non-organic things above ground level. It hates your walls, so it chooses to eat them faster than iron fences. It loves the hardwood fences, but you know, it does need to eat.
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>>134835864
I'm going to tell Ape how broken they are and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>134835739
Reasons.

Actual answer is that it degrades for some semblance of "realism" and progression/objectives.

If fences became permanent, there's nothing to then maintain on the farm, besides checking animals and crops.

Also, 60 days is a long time in this game. Could easily be a mechanic meant to represent erosion and damage from age, animals, and weather.

there should be an option to reinforce fencing somehow, though, so that it can last longer/be permanent. I like stone walls more than hardwood.

>>134835859
Oh, you know, fucker.

You know.
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>>134835859
Why does it matter exactly?
What the fuck does fortune do or mean??
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Whats the best to put into Preserves Jar?
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Guess his devotion to yoba is worth one diamond
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>>134835859
>Now realizing there's no prosciutto recipe in the game
I really want there to be now, but since Ape got cold feet on butchery...

>>134835947
I think it's things like geode drop chance, ore vein chance in the mines, and the frequency that stairs appear after breaking rocks.
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>>134836026
Higher drop rates, easier fishing, rarer items. You know, the classic luck things.

>>134836014
>Give Bro-bus a Void Egg
>Says same line

I think the Void Chickens may just be gods to his people. To be blessed with one of their eggs is to be chosen by god.
>>
I placed a collectable in the library and it's in a corner spot where you can't check it. Did I fuck up because it doesn't seem to let you move anything there.
>>
Anybody tried putting the super cucumber robot thing in the display stand at the fall festival?
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>tfw I've already given these three fuckfaces the two gifts of the week
>gave Sebastian 2 frozen tears
>still at 1 heart
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>>134836212
Next time you go to donate, you can pick it up and move it.

Just make sure to do it without closing the donate menu.

Also, the description should be under the item in your Collections tab, anyways.
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Money? I just take out my sword and go wild at my fence.

Then 1.05 comes and fucked my income,
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>>134836283
did he have his birthday that week?
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>>134836405
Nope sadly. Was too late. I don't pay enough attention to the calendar.
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>>134835979
Based on highest sell price it's Starfruit, Pumpkins and Melons in that order.
That being said, the process on average only doubles the sale price of them, so by pure percentage of profit the best are Blackberries which more than quadruples the base sales price. Hops are close second, then Beans and Peppers are triple original sell price.
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Can the 8 empty tiles requirement for trees overlap with other tree's requirements? Which is to say, can my fruit trees be place in a row like
>xoxoxox

with 'x' being trees and 'o' being single empty tiles?
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>>134836324
Oh nice, thanks.
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>>134836406
C-CUTE!
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>>134836450
I thought both the Sweet Gem and Ancient fruits sold for more than Pumpkins+Melons?
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>>134836515
Tried it and I don't think so, no.
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>>134836515
No, fruit trees are bastards and need XOOX. Regular trees (for tapping) can be place XOX though.
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>>134836393
Wew lad
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does anyone know where to read the values of each item for SMAPI?
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>Sold Lava Katana
>Only got 750 g back
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>>134836406
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>>134836575
Well shit. This'll work at least, right?
>mfw I already bought another 4 cherry seeds in anticipation of fruit trees not being dicks
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why is haley asking me to tell alex she's busy

what's going on

why is this game such a cuck game
>>
>Try to get brown eggs for alien bundle
>Three chickens
>all white
>Name the fourth one "RNGsus pls"
>It's brown
>Praise RNGsus
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>>134836674
Since the game allowed you to plant them, yes.
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>>134836674
If you can plant them, it works. The game will tell you if you try to place them incorrectly.
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>>134836684
>why is haley asking me to tell alex she's busy
it's the nice way of her saying that she's not interested in him anymore
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>>134836715
Ape should add an option to choose chicken color
I don't want any eggs that don't stack
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>give Abigail earth crystal
>How'd you know I was hungry, this looks delicious!
What did she mean by this?
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>>134821992
Jas's kawaii levels are through the roof. She and Haley best girls.
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>>134836871
I hate this fucking meme
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>>134836932
It's a legitimate question, not a """meme""".
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>>134835581
>I thought her earrings were a mustache for a pretty long time.
fuck
it isn't?
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>>134836871
I dunno man, she kept eating the tulips I gave her, as well... like this one really weird black girl I knew in high school, did shit like cover herself in sharpie and draw weird things, probably ate random flowers too
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>>134837004
>He doesn't eat flowers
You have no idea what you're missing out on.
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>>134836973
Your phrasing was an attempt at the meme, and you know it.
>>
Guys I lost my starting hoe, how to get it back?
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>>134837297
>Insert Penny Joke Here
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>>134837297
How the fuck did you manage that?
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>>134837370
Should have seen that coming.
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>>134837297
I have an extra. A side-hoe, if you will. Was getting mine upgraded and Lewis snuck into my house and left a hoe on the floor. It was weird.
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>>134837370
"There are two living in a trailer, did you lose all three or something?"
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>>134837447
It helps that that EXACT SAME JOKE is from the last thread.

The guy can't even be original.
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T-thoughts on this?
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>>134837781
finish it?
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>>134837781
looks good so far
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>>134837781
Not leah/10
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>>134837781
>Artist Unknown
>Long Tits
>Cyclops
>Armpit Hair
>TagMe
>>
Why is the dog's default name 'Snooch'?
>>
25th day of first summer, prepping for fall, I have 15 advanced sprinklers set up ready to be planted around, have 10k save up, wondering if that's enough for 120 seeds?
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>>134837297
You can't. From now on you'll have to till your soil by using explosives.
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>>134835515
Still pissed off that the original pastebin faq:
>So the shitty intro is done and you are standing around looking at a mess of a yard with just five hundred bucks and wondering "what do?". Start planting. Go to Pierre's and buy some seeds. Kale. As much Kale as you can.
>"What about potatoes?"
>Kale
Parsnips and potatoes are the way to go in year 1 spring, so much more xp plus since they have high turnover the profits are put back into more seeds.
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>>134838017
vinny PLS
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>>134837781
It's nice to see someone draw Haley. Looks good so far.
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>>134837969
That's some really simple math you can do yourself anon
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Why even live?
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>>134838235
>it is the CURRENT YEAR and people still don't know what the Print Screen button on the keyboard is for
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>>134836147
How many potatoes you pull up out of the ground, the seed extractor, even the videogames in the arcade are affected by the spirits.

There should be a way to appease the spirits. Considering the level of technology that world has, spirits would probably have been studied and turned into a science at some point. Spiritology? Necromancy? Like hire a spiritual engineer and have him fix whatever is causing the spirits to be upset.

I would totally build a temple or shrine or something if it'd mitigated the -3 luck "The spirits are very displeased today. They will do their best to make your life difficult."
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>>134838305
why would you want to print your screen? besides, it says Prt Scr, you don't know what that stands for
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>Salmonberry is worth 5g.
She's selling one for 1000g.

She did sell me an Iridium Sprinkler for only 3000g, so it evens out I guess.
>>
>Can't date more than one person
>Can't marry more than one person
Fuck this.
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>Puts me in a tuxedo
>Leaves the fucking straw hat on
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>>134837781
Looks decent, you've got a bit of a cat face going on with the mouth, but right now it's hard to say if that's just lack of detail because sketch or if it needs leveled out a smidge..
>>
>>134838221
If I knew how much the best fall seeds were.
I don't.
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>>134838327
>Reach 10 Heart with Wizard
>Teaches you a ritual
>Increased Luck for X time
>Make requirements expensive/rare/time consuming to get/use

You appease the spirits, and for the next amount of time, you will always have at least Neutral spirit luck. Still have the same chance for Lucky Days, but, negatives never occur.
>>
>>134835647
>>134835647
0 bombs, 0 stairs,

go to skull cave when you are feeling very lucky
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>zooming out makes everything blur
>mouse starts slowing down when zooming out
>my eyes hurt now
why
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>>134838594
I had my trusty fedora just for the occasion.
>>
>>134838758

You char appears to be crying from the pain too
>>
>Santa shows up riding his sled when you sleep the night before Winter Star
Pretty cool.
>>
>>134837781
Looks good my nigga
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how long does the speed buff from poppers last? coffee seems highly variable, like 45 to 90 seconds
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The calendar should keep track of your wedding anniversary.

Also
>Custom room for your wife/husband gets added
That's pretty cool
>>
>>134836147
>Void egg
Is there void mayo?
>>
>>134835515
>potatoes
those have a shitty ROI though
with parsnips only you can make 14k in 25 days (without the free starter seeds)
with potatoes only you only make ~8k in 25 days
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>>134838542
>This shitty sales menu
I've had her sell me useful stuff exactly twice in a 5 seasons. NEVER LUCKY.
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>>134839020
So whats the best crop then? Parsnips? But that only works if you got enough of an infrastructure right?
>>
>>134838758
>Playing at 125% zoom
????
I agree on the other part though, zooming out feels like it could use some work.
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>>134838987
Nope.

Void Egg is useless, except for cooking recipes that require just a basic egg. They can be used in those.

>>134839065
Strawberries, if you stockplie the seeds for Year 2. Otherwise it's *I think* Parsnips and Rhubarbs.
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>mfw you can shoot diagonally in praire king
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is there something particular to do with this giant thing? keep it or sell it?
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>>134839145
>>134839065
>>134839020
Not sure what that other Anon is talking about, potatoes are better profit per yield than parsnips. Cauliflowers are pretty nice as well, could mix those in to try to hope for giant yields.
>>
>>134839347
Axe it and sell it.
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>>134839347
You need to chop it down with an axe and you'll get many little cauliflowers, it's got 21 of them in it. Spirits liked you that night and did something helpful instead of doing something dickish.
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>>134839347
eat it
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>>134839210
>tfw shooting diagonally occasionally locks your movement and kills you
>>
>>134839347
Wife it. It's more loyal than half the sluts in this game
>>
>>134839347
Jesus Christ

How?
And how do I get one?
I want a plump pumpkin waifu.
>>
Is it worth the time to plant anything in Spring? At most I'd be able to make ~120k
>>
>>134839626
Don't insult my wife. Haley is loyal.
>>
>>134831729
I need these mods already man. Jas is the purest girl in the town and I want to touch her toes__ and smell her hair
>>
>>134839910
>marrying worst girl
>>
>>134839910
>implying Haley isn't one of, if not the most pure waifus in the game
Maru is too, but well, its only maru
>>
Hold the fucking phone. I just put a pumpkin in the seed maker, and it gave me ancient seeds. tf?
>>
>>134840001
Be thankful, not autistic
>>
>>134840001
It has a chance to do that.
>>
>>134839971
Best girl

If there was more fanart of her, I would've used a really cute picture right now, but all existing fanart that I know of has already been posted in this thread.
>>
>>134839395
>potatoes are better profit per yield than parsnips
yeah, but a lower ROI
depends what you want pretty much, early in the game parsnips >>> potatoes
later on potatoes > parsnips because of space restrictions, time investment etc.
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>>134836406
CUTE AS FUCK :3
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>>134839828
Certain crops have a chance to turn giant if you plant 3x3 plots of them.
>>
Is there any advantage to casting your line at "max", or does that only affect distance (which seems irrelevant)?
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>guys
>guys it's getting out of hand
>GUYS

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/dewmetrius-valley.109303/
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OFF TO A GREAT START SLUT, IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE DAY AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING.
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>>134840295
Do we know which ones?
Going to start working on making giants of all plants.
Do they last through seasons?
>>
>>134840231
20g per seed, 35g to sell, 4 days to grow. So a profit of 15g over 4 days, 3.75g per day.

50g per seed, 80g to sell, 6 days to grow. So a profit of 30g over 6 days, 5g per day. Potatoes also have a 25% yield bonus, you should get two potatoes every 4 times you pluck one, and that's not even factored into the count above.

Am I missing something here?
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>>134840573
Cauliflower, pumpkin, melon
>>
It says corn can be planted in summer or fall, does that mean if I plant it in summer it won't die when it becomes fall?
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>>134831729
THAT'S SO CUTE I JUST WANNA HUG AND MARRY HER
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>>134840482
>married to himself
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>>134840654
Yes
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can pigs produce truffle in winter?
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>>134840541
She wants money.
>>
Does Haley cook?
>>
>>134840541
She was going to help you, and you have no plants.

What kind of fucking farmer has no plants, and then shittalks his Wife for wanting to help?
>>
Does animal happiness decay if you dont pet them as long as they have a heater and food?
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I'm still trying to figue out, Baguette is red hair or brown?
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>>134840810
She didn't water any of these and still complained.
Maybe my autistic end of season non-crop layout has confused her.
>>
>>134840904
>no giant jew nose
>>
>>134825807
Hey now, I bet that SJW is really an elf irl
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>>134840604
parsnip ROI = (35-20)/20 = 75%, or 18.75% per day
potato ROI = (100-50)/50 = 100%, or 16.66% per day
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My hope is that there's a mod that turns everyone into a loli.

Even you.

That would be so fucking cute, not even you normies in this thread couldn't say no.
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>>134840951
I have some extras in mind but not now anon, when I'm done with the sprites I will make those extras.
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>>134841029
A village populated entirely of underaged girls...
That DOES sound cute.
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>>134841029
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>tfw spring 1
>hearing the cheerful music after so much time listening to the depressing winter music
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>>134841029
Science babies or futa?
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What the heck is Leah's schedule? I want to waif her but I rarely see her. Wiki says she leaves her cottage at 4:00 PM but I'm standing outside and she hasn't left.
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>>134841124
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>>134841191
>tfw played 2 days nonstop for Spring-Fall
>it's been 3 real life days and I'm only halfway through winter
Such a boring and depressing season
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>>134841004
The first part makes sense, but I'm not quite sure what to make of the second set. I understand you're dividing the percentage value by the number of days, but I can't wrap my head around how that makes parsnips better to plant.

Saying you only had only 500g, the starting gold value, parsnips are better to go with. Once you get to 1000g spent on seeds, potatoes break even, and anything above that potatoes just look to me like they'll flat out give more returns. Not to mention they'll take significantly less time to water.
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>>134841191
Honestly, SV's winter music is way happier than the one in FOMT, which is the one I'm most used to.
But yeah, it's still more depressing than the other seasons.
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>>134841253
Well the patch notes said something about fixing her schedule but got no idea what that entails.
I always saw her leave around noon and hang near the pond to east or at the beach.
Could just wait for night and hit the bar.
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>>134841281
The only thing I miss from winter is not being able to see the dig-spots readily. They're really hidden when the ground isn't white.
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>>134841414
>near the pond to east
I mean west.
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>>134841414
>>134841482
Thanks mate.
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>>134840904
You are doing Yoba's work Anon. Keep it up.
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>>134841358
Different Anon here

As long as you have room to expand, and keep re-investing the money in seeds, Parsnips become better than potatoes.

Basically, start with 500g, and buy as many of the wanted plant as you can. Plant, harvest, repeat with more seeds. By the end of the season, your number of plants is much, much higher, leading to increased profits compared to your initial investment.

If, however, you're NOT going to expand, and instead are only going to plant a set amount, and stay at this number, what you instead want are the plants with the highest per-day gold value. Since you have a set time/space, you want to most gold you can get out of it.

Does that help?
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>>134822952
Goats have depression.

Mines are frequently sad even though I lock em up at night, interact with it every day and feed it.
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Which is better?
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>>134841805
Fisher and then pirate. Fisher helps early-game where fishing is a good supplementary income, and then taking pirate at level 10 keeps fishing relevant through extra treasures when you don't need the money from it anymore.
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>>134841805
I went Fisher to grab Pirate down the road.

Trapper just leadws to either no trash in pots, or no bait needed for the pots.
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>>134841645
No, unfortunately it does not.

Assuming 500g spent on parsnips you get 25 seeds, 15g profit per seed. Total profit from this is 375g. Assuming the same for potatoes you get 10 seeds (x1.25 yield), 30 proft per, so 360g profit.

Bumping up to 1000g spent on seeds, you get 50 parsnips, 750g profit. 20 potatoes (x1.25 yield), 750g profit. At 1000g they break even, something you'll have by your very first harvest quite easily.

Let's ratchet it up to 2500g spent. 125 parsnips (have fun watering that), 1,875g profit. 50 potatoes (x1.25), 1875g yield.

So actually I was wrong, they just plain break even after 1000g. Watering 50 potatoes is a heck of a lot easier than watering 125 parsnips though.
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Gonna start a min-maxing save to get grandpa's approval this time and fill this empty void in my soul. How has he changed, apparently the latest patch makes him less harsh?
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>>134841875
>>134841887
Ok thanks. I didn't know if crab pots were that useful or not.
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>>134841976
You can have him re-evaluate you after the 2year period for a diamond.
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>>134841976
if you offer a diamond to his shrine he'll re-evaluate you.
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>>134841976
The wording itself changed to make him seem less hostile. Even if you literally just sleep for 2 years, he'll say that's fine as long as you were having fun.

You can also re-summon him to evaluate you by using a diamond on his altar after he appears the first time.
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I learned how to 'mod' this morning to add this hat to the game. (Pic is from my mspaint mockup because I forgot to take a screenshot of finished product)

At last, I can finally roleplay the life Waluigi dreamed of.

Waluigi loves life on the farm. His primary concern is still hoarding gold, but he is learning to bond with people the way he never could in the Mushroom Kingdom. He's learning to love others, instead of just loving himself. In fact, he's fallen for a beautiful young maiden, and wishes to plant his seed in her.
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>>134841976
You can retry by putting a diamond into the shrine at any time after he appeared once.

There's also more ways to gain points, but the same points required to please him.
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>>134842091
I assume you'll be adding a handsome 'stache and slightly elongated pink nose to that as well to make for the complete effect.
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what's the best seed for fall?
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Should I go ahead and buy the Lava Katana or can the Obsidian Edge carry me until I get the Galaxey Sword?
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>>134841963
Let me put it this way, then:

Are you willing to devote more and more time after each harvest to plant and maintain the crops?

Go Parsnips, because their fast grow times and cheap price means you plant more, which in turn leads to more money at the end of the season.

Are you wanting to just set a plot of land, and ONLY use that spot for the season?

Go Potatoes. Since you aren't re-investing the profits into even more plants than the original amount, you want to get as much money as you can from the limited space.

When Year 2 rolls around, both are beaten out by Strawberries, since they continuously produce after one planting, and sell at a decent price that they recoup the costs immediately and then some.

Buy a fuckton of the seeds from the Spring Festival if you want them. If planted immediately that year, you can get 2 harvests, and save a bunch to use with the Seed maker to get more.
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>>134842378
Obsidian Edge carried me just fine until Galaxy Sword.
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>>134841220
>need to craft a temporary futa potion
that'd propably the best solution.
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>>134842232

I think I will try to add that indeed. The moustache might be hard because of how small it will need to be... but... we shall see...
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Upgrading the watering can makes it more cost efficient?
I'm currently wasting all my energy in watering my crops. I want to get off corn crop wild ride and fall hasn't even started yet.
If i upgrade my watering can to copper, will i have energy to do other things?
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Can you get most of the museum artefacts from omni rocks?
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>>134842685
things are getting weird and this just like one of my erotic text-based RPGs
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>>134842685
To be fair, we don't really know the magical potential of the Stardew universe, so it's entirely possible. I mean, there's a fucking wizard only an hour into the forest from your farm. He's got to know something.
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>>134842761
Yeah.
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>>134842737
Just go to the bathhouse to restore energy
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>>134842737
how does watering 3 tiles at once sound?
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>>134842412
Factoring in a limit of 28 days I see what you're going for. You'll get up to 5 rotations of parsnips, and only 4 rotations of potatoes.

I just don't see how it's feasible to keep that up, however. Even at only 2500g invested in parsnips you're talking about watering 125 plants per day. You'll have that by your second crop sale if you're also harvesting.

So, yes, purely on paper I can agree with you. As far as actually doing it in-game, not quite as much.
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Angler or Pirate?
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Have you been a good goy?
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>max luck
>spicy eel
Time to go blow shit up. Wish me luck
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>>134842876
Trapper
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>>134842876
pirate you fag
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>>134842765
> just like one of my erotic text-based RPGs
oh baby
>start TiTS
>5h later
>shortstacked, purple skinned, pink goo hair, vagina-tipped tail, HH-cups constantly lactating chocolate milk
mfw
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>>134842685
I'd play a lesbian if it was possible to craft that kind of potion desu. I don't like adoption.
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how the fuck do I farm fiber?
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>>134843002
cut bushes

they spawn in your farm/the wild every year and there's even some in the caves
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>>134842964
For now I'm settled with a T2 house and cuddling in front of fireplace.
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>>134842851
upgraded cans and sprinklers go a long way to maintaning the increase, but, yes, at a certain point it's just not cost efficient.

So, again, it all comes down to how much of a time investment are you willing to put in?

Are you just starting, and you want to get a stockpile of cash to play around with, and don't care much about the rest? Or are you wanting to plant, do the daily routine, and head out to explore the world?

If the former, Parsnips work better. If the second, Potatoes.

If you're in Year 2, this is a mott point because Strawberries are the best crop, just like the rest of the berries are in each other season.
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>>134842737
Upgrade it once, then just work towards sprinklers (level 2 sprinklers, don't waste money and resources on the first ones)
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>putting corn in the keg doesn't make vodka

I want someone to fix this and increase the value accordingly
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>>134842837
nothing if it means i'm wasting 3 (or more) energy to do so, when i waste 1 watering 1 tile. I don't care about time spent at the moment, just energy.

>>134842832
Where? This game is getting closer and closer to Back To Nature everytime i learn something new
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>>134832578
Calm down Demetrius
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>>134843070
>tfw Leah mentioning quilts and cider during Winter
Just a little imagination and Stardew Valley becomes an unstoppable lewd beast.
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>>134843165
north of town before the train station
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>fair day
>shit I forgot
>fish up something gold
>gather up breddy good stuff I have squirreled away
>pic related
>kool
>put it all on green
>win
>put it all on green
>win
>put it all on green
>win
>put it all on green
>win
>um okay
>buy all stuff from store even though I got it all year one
>put the rest on green
>win
>put it all on green
>win
>put it all on green
>win
>put it all on green
>lose
>fucking finally
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How many slimes you can breed in slime farm ? There are only 4 sources of water so only 4 of them ?
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>>134843135
>corn
>not potato
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>>134842934
>Not playing TiTS like Kirk's hornier cousin, avoiding transformation and winning most fights by teases
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>>134843286
no, I always play these things as females so I can fuck up my body.
And I DO win all fights by teasing.
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>>134842934
There seriously needs to be more games like TiTs and CoC that feature pregnancy/impregnation.

Hell, even more ones like VH would be fine.
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>>134843120
I'm spending all my money in gold and iron ores atm, since i can't enter the mines (and there's no iron and gold on my floors) when i'm wasting all my energy watering corns.

I already have about 4 sprinklers, more to come. I'll fill this whole fucking farm of them, no more watering hell for me.
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>>134843086
We're talking first spring only though for this discussion. What a new player should be watering on their first spring. If you're spending the time watering even 50 plants (1000g) with a level 1 can you're not going to have as much time to go to the mines/fish for the iron ores you need to even start thinking about sprinklers. This gets significantly worse with every plant you add, until you finally get a rainy day to upgrade the watering can.

We've already established there are far better plants for second spring, rhubarbs and strawberries. We can both firmly agree on that quite easily.

We seem to have a different perception on the time component of farming, but otherwise we're basically saying the same thing. I at least understand where you're coming from now.

All of this was purely talking farming though - if you spend less time watering your dozens/hundreds of parsnips, you'll also have additional time to gather resources from other areas, which can be quite lucrative early on as well. It's a bit harder to factor this in since it's completely luck based, however, I understand.
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>>134842934
>start CoC
>inevitably end up as a purple-haired, smooth pale white skinned succubus with demon tongue, giant wings, small tits, a perpetually dripping pussy + ass, and a dick but no balls
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>>134835036
But fermented cabbage is sauerkraut.
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>not farming with megabomb
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>>134843420
I loved how VQ did the pregnancy stat upgrades. And the art was great too.
But yes, I agree. You'd think with all the technology available, we'd be able to get some H games with depth.
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do i get to keep the shit i display for the fall fair
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New pan when?
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can someone from germany hop over to /v/ and try to post please?
It says my ISP, IP range, or country is banned, and I'm curious how far that extends.
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>>134843425
You must have a lot of plants. Like, maybe too much. Can I see a picture of your farm? And I take it you're pretty early in the game, but what season?
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>>134842934
It's always about the transformation aspect. I just want a decent RPG with a decent story and companions I can adventure with by daylight and plough by moonlight. Is that so much to ask for? I'm going to have to Ape it and do it myself, aren't I?
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>>134843470
>We seem to have a different perception on the time component of farming, but otherwise we're basically saying the same thing.
Yes.
It all comes down to how much time in the day you want to devote to JUST watering and maintaing the plants.
That's it for Spring of the First Year.

>>134843609
VQ was good too, I can't wait for VQ2.

I feel like more games don't have this because they're trying to appeal to more generalized fetishes, the ones that don't take special mechanics to implement.

I mean, if you're going to make a fetish game that appeals to the masses, which would you rather do?
>Spend time rigging a pregnancy mechanic, with ways to monitor, adjust, and trigger it, that also allows characters to be added and changed?
>Create even more Anal/Guro/Watersport/TF/Etc scenes that just require writing, option selections, or certain triggers
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what can I use prismatic shards for? I've already gotten the Galaxy Sword and turned one in for the Museum, just ship it now?
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>>134843938
Pretty much.
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Slime charmer ring is great for slime ranching, but I wish it conferred immunity to the slime slow. It's still a chore when character slows down to a crawl.
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>>134843938
You can put one on a table in your farmhouse to make the room look a bit gayer.
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>>134843758
My farm is too unorganized. Everyday some of these blueberries grow, i'm making at least 5k/day this way. I just can't imagine how much more when the corns come.
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which shit do i drop on the soup so the govt man gets his belly a happy afternoon
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>>134844273
red mushroom
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>>134844167
>Everyday some of these blueberries grow, i'm making at least 5k/day this way

I think you forgot to attach a pic but yeah, Blueberries are amazing. I sell 60 at a time and they make loads of money. I intend on farming a bajillion of them next summer. Or if I get my greenhouse up and running, it's just gonna be blueberries for dayzzzz in there.

>>134844273

stick your dick in it
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>>134844335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-sIRFT7gAw
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>>134844167

check out my farm
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>>134843807
the problem as I see it is that social and sexual interaction is much more complicated than violence or puzzle conflicts.
It just explodes in complexity once you actually start interacting repeatedly with the same characters, and to solve this, you either have to make a buttload of redundant work with minimal results, OR severely limit your interaction.
In text format it's easier, but it's still a lot of writing.
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>>134844424
I totally forgot to attach a pic.
At least the money is going towards stopping water slavery.
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Kent looks like Guile.

Also, new thread when?
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>>134843718
anyone?
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>tfwyktfb
>>
here's your fresh bread

>>134844691

>>134844691

>>134844691
>>
>tfw you need ~30 artefacts for complete museum
Why can't getting artefacts be as easy as minerals and gems
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>>134844532

Holy fuck no wonder you get exhausted from watering, you must be fucking loaded. And yet, only 23k? Maybe you buy more than I do. I'm pretty jewish in this game, but that's because I'm really getting into the Waluigi character.

I like the mass field of blueberries btw. Not neat and tidy, but looks like a real farm does, with crops everywhere
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>>134844273
Gold quality kelp. Or whatever that plant is called. Hover over the plants to see which one says "it works well in soups". Put that in. It becomes super delicious.
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Hello, how to get truffle ? Should i let my pig roam free or I can keep her in outside the barn but in fenced teritory ?
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>Alex asks if we should adopt a child
>next two nights a pig and then a cow give birth
What are you playing at, game
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>>134847150
In my experience it's enough for the pig to be fenced in.
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>>134847658
I keep her fenced in for few weeks now but I havent found any truffels yet.
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>>134848493
Is she an adult yet?
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