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/pdg/ Payday the Heist and Payday 2 General

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Phone game edition

Previous heist in custody: >>134357019

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (needs new maintainer)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
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First for Hoxton being best hesiter
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>>134810776
Oh god it's horrible.
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>>134811405
Welcome to the FUTURE
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fourth for dea with 4 comments
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>>134811659
I wanna go back
This is why I'm not "upgrading" to 8/10.
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6th for Dragan being the sexiest heister.
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>>134675514
>>134678894
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>134811189
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Skins on popular weapons when ? I'm quite sure people would be more hyped for a weaboo skin for the baby deagle instead of more skins for the Val or Cuckmando.
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>>134814851
We already have shit like the Midas Touch.

Baby Deagle can't really be called popular if only a tiny fraction of the remaining populace owns the Point Break DLC.
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>>134815194
>inb4 we get more Lion's roar and Cavity 9mm skins in the future.
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>>134814851
>>134815614
Now that I think about it though, a cool skin on a weapon could probably encourage people to buy the corresponding DLC instead of just using the unlocker. Maybe make the manhours a bit worthwhile.

Who knows, maybe OVK will finally make at least one good skin that doesn't look like speckles of poop and we'll finally see an increase in interest.
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>>134813117
Do you have pictures of all the achievements saved on your computer or do you go to payday wiki for them?
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How does pd2 do on sales? They shouldn't be able to pull all this crap off if people weren't buying their shit.
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oh wow.. it took me all this time to realize overkill's greatest and last laugh. it's in the name, "payday".
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>>134815825
>Do you have pictures of all the achievements saved on your computer or do you go to payday wiki for them?
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>>134815902
Considering how much the game is filled with shitters at those times of the year, very good. Make sure to lock your game in friend-only at all costs.
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>>134818061
>2016
>hosting
I join pubs. Mostly DW pubs. I've found a ocuple of non-russian people now and then. the rest are hacking russians.

I wonder what's with Russians and hacking, everywhere they go they hack. Dark Souls, CSGO, Payday, MMOs. Even BRs are lessbad
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>>134818373

Because they just can't hack it otherwise
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>>134818373
Don't mind him, he's like that weird CTV user joining your DW games
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>>134819328
shit, meant for >>134815825
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>those people who aren't even infamy and are doing a dodge build
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>>134818373
Some people just need to win by any means. Some games tend to draw this crowd and make cheating easy.
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>>134816125
http://esportsexpress.com/2015/10/new-payday-2-heist-involves-stealing-millions-from-fans-of-payday-2/
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>>134820098
Rather have them with a half-ass dodge spec than fucking around slower than a bulldozer caught in molotov flames doing fuck all the entire game
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Today i will remind them. I will have my loli heister
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>>134820098
>those people who are infamous and are still using the CTV
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THE NEGRO IS INDOLENT AND LAZY
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>>134816125
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guys I think I've found Dante
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>>134823363
I like that she's supposed to be the kid's mom. I also like that while she's young, the kid isn't 6, but rather looks 18-20.
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who's this qt?
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>>134824245
That's almir.
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>>134824245
Just a gumer girl who were on of the first people to find the Overdrill secret
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>>134824069
>Le reddit castlevania mask,
>Undercover Overkill,
>Jiro.
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>>134827675
I liked Le castle vania songs
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sokolpost
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So why aren't you playing Bomb:Dockyard and cooking meth /pdg/ ?
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>>134830439
Cuz i'm playing an actual good heist and cooking meth
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Is that audio mod any good ? Thinking of downloading it.
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>>134833134
Hawk's sound repair is better
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Daily reminder to download the best mod of the game

http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=1541
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Happy One Year Jacket.
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>>134837137
happy release-day cutie
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DEAD GAME
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46th for Tribe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB1PekxOPPg
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D
E
A
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>>134840097
>>134841257
Ded game, ded menu, ded AK 7.62.

We /hitman/ now.
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>possibility to pick up sentries,

feels good man.
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>>134842079
two years late
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Is it true all the players in a game share the same health-regent cooldown for the Gambler perk deck ? I keep hearing those weird informations.
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>>134828072
Cloverpost
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>>134843337
cool post friend
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>>134836465
Is this what reddit finds funny?
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>>134842079
>melee drill restarts
>dominator becoming core default
Casualisation
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>2016
>expecting OVK to put out a Linux port
>when it takes them 4 weeks to fix a critical crashing bug
>when they don't even maintain the console ports since those guys don't get to be up to date on updates
What a delusional faggot
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>>134847879
>implying the game didn't cross the line already with the +140 damage deagle.
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>>134850327
>just now
that was you, you homolord
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>18%of the community use grinder,
>Yakuza and infiltrator perk deck are only at 0,5% each.

Ayyyyy
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Haven't played in a few months.
Are shotguns still shit?
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>>134852450
shotguns are the best in the game you jagaloon wtf do you mean shit. lmao get a load of this guy
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>>134852450
Predator 12G and M1014 were shit and will always be shit, rest is good and DW viable, especially with the enforcer's skills.
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>>134852340
>tfw my most used deck is Crook and Infiltrator is second
>was a big fan of Gambler as well
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Daily reminder infiltrator is the second most P2W perk deck of the game.
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>>134853396
>not yakooza
step up
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>>134847879
>not wanting to bring back domination as a passive

faggot
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DED GAME
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>>134853396
what's the first one?
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>>134854943
grindr im guessing
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>>134847879
>he didn't play PDTH
off yourself desu senpai
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>>134852854

m1014 isnt shit youre shit
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> used to come to this general daily
> haven't seen it in weeks
What happened to me?
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>>134856272
You stopped heisting.

You should fix that.
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>>134856272
A prescription of first world bank, Firestarter, bomb dockyard and Rats Lab should fix it
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>>134860457
>That happy dallas,

10/10
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>>134860457
where did you get that?

are you making a 2D payday?
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>join game
>host has disconnected
>join game
>entire team runs around like retards and dies instead of focusing on objectives
>join game
>game crashes
>join game
>"you have been kicked from the game"
>join game
connection to host lost
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>>134866405
I am making some payday sprites with LISA style
i am not making a game tho, but there is a bunch of people making LISA mod on Rpgmaker, i can give it a try
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>>134867151
Why don't you host? I would host a game for you anon, but my pc is a potato and cops become dumb, taking 10 seconds to shoot at you.
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>>134867151
>entire team runs around like retards and dies instead of focusing on objectives
This is the only reason I join Hoxton Breakouts.

I rack up several hundred kills in a 40 minute long Day 2, and hog and use up all the keycards.

It is great. It's like Rats or Cook Off without the risk of blowing up the map.
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>>134867206
Also
I forgot the fucking inage
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>>134867526
>implying this wouldn't make awful heists such as goat simulator somewhat enjoyable and fun.
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>>134867151
>join bank heist lobby,
>host is level 36 but still decide to help him because we all have been shitters at one time in this game,
>that feel when he just decide to quit the game after it turns loud.
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Spring break when ? I want my hotel heist.
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>you will never be inside trashly
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Post your favorite mask /pdg/
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>>134843337
literally tumblr, who the hell thaught them this "art". it was fun in an ironical way in newspaper mocking politicians but otherwise its puke inducing
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>>134876314
>you will never be inside Bonnie
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>>134876623
Easily the best.
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>>134833134
>>134834723
what'sa sound repair? he doens't sound like his dog died naymore?
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>>134876897
You beat me to it.
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>>134843337
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>>134876897
>mfw remembering all those attempts at getting this mask while getting hyped by the track,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgacIgqmAU

To be honest, Car Shop is not that much of a bad heist.
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>>134877537
>finishing with one second to spare
Never have I laughed so triumphantly before.
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>>134852685
fucking dumbass, go play deathwish with your stupid shotgun and see how well you do there.
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>all 3 of us get arrested
>last person alive throws loot in van,I tell him to just escape
>he runs back to get more loot by himself
>gets killed by the massive swarm of enemies
>I get kicked from the game
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>>134876897
C-can I join guys?
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>>134855137
>PD:TH
>good
Shit taste, but who am I to talk when I'm still playing overshill garbage.
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>>134852340
can crook get a buff already? It's long overdue.
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>>134879297
>hating on the true heat experience,

Locofag detected
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>>134879297
Tell me, how in the fuck pd2 is better than pd:th in it's current state?
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>>134879497
Not yet, devs still believe that having a shitty armor and dodge bonus at the same time make it balanced enough for DW.
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>>134879290
Acceptable.
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>>134879516
>community isn't dead
>feels less grindy than PDTH
>skill trees allow for more variety
>larger array of weapons to use, even without DLC
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>>134880108
>you just need 3 friends to get a lobby going
>what is infamy
>min maxing mmo bullshit
>just a few are viable, valance is all over the place.
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>>134880108
Only thing i regret from the first game is the lack of weapon mods that lower the reload time, like with the Compact-5. Also the stryk 18c with its right color.
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>>134880330
>needing friends
>pd2 is a mmo
>hurr optimising builds is anti-fun
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>>134879286
just send them an invite to the autism awareness group, that will sure show them.
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>>134879696
Fucking hell they just need to add some more bonuses to it and it's good to go. More armor regen or dodge would be nice or maybe something original like what they did with the other decks. I like the deck a lot, medium armor with some chance of avoiding damage and plenty of mobility. It's a nice feeling compared to shooting at things mindlessly and regaining tons of health or running through enemies praying I don't get a bad luck streak and insta-die. The problem is its terrible at its job and it's barely viable in deathwish.
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>>134880584
yeah, because when I think of payday, I think of how much math I'm gonna do to make the game easier!

fuck off autist
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>>134880330
>I don't have 3 friends
>I've never grinded for infamy, I just play DW and just get it when I hit 100
>You can make plenty of builds that are viable in the game
>True, but even the viable weapons make up for more than PDTH's weapons
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>>134881105
>I think of how much math I'm gonna do to make the game easier!
Yeah, because mixing and matching mods until you get 40, 46, 90, or 181 damage is *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* much math.

You're the autist, anon.
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How do we fix tech tree? I don't want 2 sets of useless deployables, I just want my fucking bulletproof. I don't mind it being top tier, I just want some usable skills on the way up.
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>http://imgur.com/a/iLwDa

/hype/
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>>134881610
wait for the skill tree rework beta, wanker
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>>134883541
What is this supposed to be?
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>>134867151

>Join Game
>Lobby has been filled
>Join Game
>Stuck trying to connect until it times out
>Join Game
>This game is not currently joinable
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>>134880664
>You can't invite poeple to the autism awarness group anymore

Enough.
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>>134852340

Why is infiltrator so low? It's such a good deck, I like it alot more then muscle.
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>>134876763
they came up with the shitty art style by themselves, you should try it yourself
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>>134852854
M1014 is deathwish proof, you just need to time reloads
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>>134852854
M1014 was always DW viable but just fell to the wayside to superior shotties.
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D E A T H W I S H
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>>134813117
>>134815825
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Error fetching Side Jobs list (empty_side_jobs_list)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>134889893
Well that's new.
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>>134890720
OVK seems to have fucked the Side Jobs feature both in the game client and on their server due to the update.

Only weekly and monthly jobs showing (because no dailies), and they're both listed as Daily Jobs lasting 5 days.
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>>134892437
I can click all of mine normally, though I still have yesterday's dailies up.
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>>134883541
what happens if you try to equip them?
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>>134883541
What about the common ones
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>>134891779
Jesus, what's with this meme mod ?
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>>134843337

Clover mods best mods
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>>134889195
C A S U A L
A
S
U
A
L
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>>134898627
Its just a bonnie remodel lol
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Get the fuck up!
Get the fuck up!
Get the fuck up!

Get the fuck up!
Get the fuck up!
Get the fuck up!
I have the worst luck with inspire
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>blimp escape
>throw bags through vault ceiling
>"wtf the cops are stealing the bags"
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>>134898627

This is now a lewd thread.
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So, HAPPENING when
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>>134903289
We need more payday/hotline 34
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>>134887258
>getting invites to /v/ groups
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Who ordered a Lightning Bolt?
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>>134907693
>Not Magic Missile
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>>134903289
Every time I see this pic I want to fap
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We ded
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What is the best hud mod to use ? Heard some could increase the fps for reasons.
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Boring
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>>134919957
>Heard some could increase the fps for reasons.
What
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>>134903289
We /lewd/ and with a death wish
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>>134919960
Yeah, let's play an interesting heist like Watchdogs DW
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151th for proud meta deagle
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>>134922992
>meta
>not even the broken babby deagle
lol
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>>134922992
>That skin
>! signs
>Silenced
Shitter
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>>134923337
>tfw I will never get the (!) signs to stop
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>>134877286
id put my dick inside him
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>>134923087
Can't put myself to add the IPSC compensator on it, it's so ugly and sad.
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>>134924963
I know that feel
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>>134903289
did he ever do more? the fact that you just need to draw the mask instead o the face oughta make the work easier
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>>134923757
>48 damage while the actual breakpoint is 46
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>>134925542
48 is a breakpoint too you stupid
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nigress heisteR?
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>>134925675
Yeah realized it too but with the new stat system, you need accuracy more than ever, especially for snipers and units at more than 10 meters away from you.
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>>134925756
>using AK5 ever
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>play Go bank,
>hear bain saying "there is a police counterstrike on the way"

Even better than those valve jokes.
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asian heister qt and type95 when
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>>134927867
Never, we got pic related coming in the next weeks anyway.
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>>134928262
>australian
im ok if she speaks super fast and I can't make out what the fuck she's saying

anyways there'll probably be a "girl's power" achievement were you have 4 girls doing a heist, or maybe 3 girls and sokol.
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>>134929424
>tfw the "sokol a girl" argument is almost canon for the community
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>>134931210
>community meme
Since his voice is so similar as to that of a guy who likes to take big dicks up his ass, I try to enforce the "girly sokol" notion. I do not know where the whole thing came from. Maybe many faggots play this game? There are various handsome men desu. Save for Jacket. Poor Jacket.
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Escape sequences with cars to drive when ?
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>>134931210
so? does he look worthy of a cock in his face?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqPQV9jGqyo

Would you ?
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>>134932365
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>>134932705
>gotta google that reference
being tyoung is good
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Rate my ICTV + Bulletproof + Muscle + Hostage taker basic build. Am i invincible now ?

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mqnLhJeGBcDa:eroLIjEFgcDa:tspmhIJeFGBCda:ibcdea:pM8:::
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>>134933207
>no sprinter aced and shinobi
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>>134932705
im pretty sure they're all at leat 76% more muscular than that
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>>134933207
>can't use shotguns
>can't use pistols
>slow
It doesn't look any fun... I think ex president is enough, jkust kill tihngs.
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>>134933701
Could always get a 10% speed bonus with the joker skills, beside it would be more of a Assault Rifles/SMG or RPG loadout.
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>with NATO on weapon mods don't add any stats anymore
fuggg
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>>134933207
Rating: [Spoiler]Doesn't matter cuz the game is fucking dead[/Spoiler]
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>>134933906
>not editing your stats to have 100 acc, 100 stab and 80 damage and just using wathever the fuck you want or the default weapon
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>>134933937
http://steamcharts.com/app/218620
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how can I edit weapons to make them swing faster?
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I want Sokol to be my Russian mail order bride.
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>>134935354
Use Richard, he got the fastest swing speed/fire rate
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>>134931373
>his voice is so similar as to that of a guy who likes to take big dicks up his ass
What about his voice gives you that idea? It's not like he has a gay lisp
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>>134935465
he's too big and manly for my taste, im more a link kind of guy.
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>>134935584
>not convincing your future wife to follow the trap-mode aesthetics guide
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>>134935546
>gay lisp
You don't need to talk like a faggot to enjoy dicks, anon.

>>134935782
>wanting your peak phyisical condition bride to become a useless phatetic creature such as a trap rather than maintaining that strict regime and you yoruself becoming an exmaple of human perfection along him
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>>134933937
Shitpost rating: Ctrl+S / 10
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>>134935876
I just don't really get any homo vibe from him?
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>>134937537
>liking dick makes you gay
love this meme
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Hey. What is a good non op ammo pick up for weapons in general? I gave shotguns and snipers 2-5, launcers 1-2 and everything else 5-8 and it seems like really damn high. Still, much better than having to run over a cementery to get some mags.
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>>134939285
Look at this fucking cheater
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>>134939214
wh-what
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>>134939285
Just give yourself unlimited ammo maybe then you'll stand a chance.
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>>134939285
kys
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>>134935465
you have to share him with everyone, including the cops
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>>134943080
DON'T DEFILE MY WAIFU
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https://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/4a31lg/possible_hardcore_henry_movie_tiein/
>the next update is going to be ANOTHER movie tie-in
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>>134943151
he's a whore :)
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just
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>>134944305
If they get Sharlto Copley to do the voice, I'll buy all their DLC at full price.
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page 10
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>>134952632

page DEEZ NUTZ
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That slow saturday
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>>134943080
>>134944450
DONACDUM
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>>134939285
>Hey. What is a good non op ammo pick up for weapons in general?

Any ammo pick up without fully loaded aced, it's simple as that.
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Very bad news guys, the trailer that the Chains and Dallas Actors hyped us for months was just a promo for the Hardcore henry movie.
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Wolf ?
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Could someone make me some webms of the guns with visible ammo deplete being unloaded please?
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>>134935354
by using PP
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>>134961708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8_T-z8NS0Y
I'm not sure if that's what you're looking for
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>>134962138
I just wanted to see the transparent magazines getting emptied.

Why does this game have so much attention to detail in the animations and stuff while still being a disappointment?
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>>134963089
>Why does this game have so much attention to detail in the animations and stuff while still being a disappointment?

Because devs can be talented but have the weirdest priorities. They're not evil or bad but damn they're doing PR damages that could be avoided easily.
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>>134963089
They probably have different teams on different stuff. According to leaks around last Crimefest they have a crapload of people, but most of them are interns. They probably just color skins or somesuch while the vets handle arbitrary tasks that would justify their paychecks.
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>>134964939
>Overkike not dumping all the work on unpaid interns while the paid employees sit back and suck each others dicks or whatever it is swedes do.
Putting too much faith in them.
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>>134964939
>They probably just color skins or somesuch

Surprisingly, they have an art team in charge of designing the skins and such. Too bad they don't want to recognize most of the skins are not adapted for all the weapon mods, the most laughable exemple being the bipod mod not colored at all.
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>>134961708
>Why does this game have so much attention to detail in the animations
>implying people will say the same for the Mosin Nagant reload animation
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>tfw still can't hear three way deal 2016 and home invasion 2016 in game
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>>134969345
Original versions are better anyway. Only Gun metal Grey 2015 seems to stand out from the others.
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>>134967969
>still being butthurt over a single extra bullet
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AAAAAARRgghhhh medic i neeeeed a medicke bag
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http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/877446168733420567
No spring break event but something else with "free" stuff
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>>134925675
>48 is a breakpoint too
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>>134969676
What if people didn't want to offer that extra bullet to the rng gods ?
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>>134973301
>No. We won't be doing a Spring Break event again this year.A lot of the community members were unhappy how it ended up and how we decided to do things. We want as many people as possible to be happy, so we decided to scrap that format.

Thanks fucking community, these kinds of events were the only way to get more than just a single free heist for every three months, now we're stuck with the dlc, the only free content left being the promotional characters packs.
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>>134974024
>these kinds of events were the only way to get more than just a single free heist for every three months
The only "free" heist we got was Car Shop and nobody plays Car Shop because IT'S A SHIT TECH DEMO.

HoxRev was also announced with The Dentist stuff so it doesn't count. And The Dentist was also a huge sequence of paid DLCs.
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>>134974024
>Hype train
>Free
oy vey goy of course it was free. please continue to speak out against the entitled bad goys.
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>Any Update Coming Soon?
>Yes, instead of Spring Break, we've got an event featuring free content, no strings attached. More information coming soon.
;) no strings attached so that somehwat confirmes that there were strings attached before
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>>134975017
No, that just meant there were stuck with like 2 weeks worth of content or with a specific agenda. Now they're free to put little to no content since they made no promises that the community can put pressure on.
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>>134972440
Relax, Jim, you gonna be fine.
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>>134976616
It's not like there is a lot of content left for payday 2 anyway. Recent updates clearly show that ports of PDTH heists and various tie-ins and collabs are main type of content we gonna get from now on.
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>>134973301
welp, this this "event" is possibly going to be another collab, now with "hardcore henry" movie that is gonna come out,
so it will be, one heist, one new heister, one perkderk and one gun.

10/10 is alright, overkill will fuck it up somehow.
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>>134977839
2 more years of payday were a mistake
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>tfw trying to help friends to get the goat simulator achievements but they keep disconnecting
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I feel you bbk
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DId I do good?
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>>134943080
soviet policemen take their time?
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>>134986762
in the uncensored pic he's got two dicks in him, implying they couldn't wait their turn.
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>>134944450
m-moar
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>>134987170
http://imgur.com/a/ttICH
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>>134967969
RO2 did that right. I was so happy to see my soldier placing lose bullets inside the clip holder thing when you didn't deplete your 5 shots and hit R
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>>134961708
what game is that? aren't those magazines that actually let dirt get into them retarded? or that only counts in the desert?
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Here your Ozaki 8 guys, the eight challenges that puts you above the average shitters:

>Stealthing the Alesso job DW without touching the guy on the cams,
>Cooking 7 bags of meth and stealing 11 money bags on Rats DW,
>getting all the paintings and gold on Framing Frames DW while finishing the three days loud,
>Completing Doctor Miserable achievement,
>getting 7 bags of coke and collecting at least 30 money bundles on Nightclub DW,
>Completing Meltdown DW while using only the forklifts,
>Stealthing the Diamond DW with at least 15 bags of artefacts secured,
>Completing the Overdrill challenge,
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>>134989557
those are screenshots from payday2, from the animation update,
and no, dust or sand would not damage your magazine.
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>>134989557
>magazines that actually let dirt get into
What? This is the real product that magazine is based of off, it's a plastic window, not just a hole.
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>>134988105
It's not fun if it's not censored. You're just adimiring it, not doing lewd things.
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>>134990089
>animation update
so it never happened then?
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>mfw there are more lewds of Sokol than there ever was of Clover.

Shit, even pdg-tan easily beats that irish prick.
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>>134990474
the FIRST PERSON animation update.

Man, is like none of you where here in that time.
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jacket's voice stopped being cute months ago

why didn't they make bodhi a mexican? at least his accent would have been more fun than that uninspired shit
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>>134990878
>TASER DIED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
where is bodhi from anyway
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>>134990772
I got the game for free on 2014. Didn't really play it until I learned about the DLC unlocker around mid-2014. I never payed attention to the news and iirc this general was bombarbed to 150 anime images with 500 posts.

I assume you mean the update that replaced the reload animations. I only remember the pistol one because it really bugged me and the new one is less annoying.
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Is there even any chance we gonna see more captains?
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>>134991049
He's the president of something and he looks a mixed race. When I first saw his character and mask I thougt he looked like an Aztec, so I was expecting a Mexican.

The promo image reminded me of Sleeping Dogs so I also thought it could have been another asian.

However, the wiki states that he's Venezuelan. Now, I think I've never heard a Venezuelan speak English(with me knowing he ws from there) so I don't know how the fuck they sound like, but I know how they sound when speaking Spanish and I can assure they do not sound like that. At least the ones I know sound alive.
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>>134990878
>Dude, that taser got destroyyyyed,
>Fuck you ninja cop !,
>big guy over here,
>i'm giving you great stories for party ya all,

He's surprisingly decent and if you don't like it, this mod is always an option:

http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14985
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>>134991442
>sniper captain
>roofs are crawling with tan snipers who do 6000% more damage
>all the troops have their small arms replaced with snipers
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>>134991691
At least game will become challenging again
For a while, until we get another dlc that allows you to facetank and oneshot this captain
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>>134991442
Game hinted it before but don't except any until 2017 to be honest considering the reaction time of the devs.
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>>134991519
I thought he has a new zealand accent
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>>134991572
I would use that mod, but the postal dude's voice sounds like is coming from inside my head, and it's fucking loud as fuck.
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>>134991572
>autists using muh pdth hud
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>>134991998
>don't except any until 2017
But payday won't be supported in 2017
In fact they probably wrap things up before christmas 2016, no?
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>>134991998
I like the captain's voice. Evil captain when
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>>134989747
tl;dr tryhard shit
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>>134989747
>stealthing
>alesso
stopped reading there.
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>>134925756
a fat negress heister would aactually be pretty funny. Imagine the voice lines.
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>>134989747
>only 14 money bags
>Dr. Miserable without specifying OVK or DW
>implying there's more than 6 bags of coke on Nightclub
>forklifts on Meltdown DW are hard
>not stealthing all artifacts
This is a stupidly easy/dumb list.
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>>134994305
why not a qt? at least someone who uses that next gen hair phyisics
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>>134994792
Speaking of hair. How much dosh you oughta dump on that head for it to look like that insted of almir's jew dick hair?
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This general still exists?
Are you anons just shitposting here and reminiscing the old days?
Or do the newfags keep this place afloat since they don't even remember the time before the bomb heists?

Anyways how pathetic. The game is a mere shadow of its old and you still cling to it like rats to a piece of wood after a shipwreck.
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>>134995249
>people like things I used to like
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muh stopping powa
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I just realiezd how good this game's OST used to be. I guess that's waht kept me playing way back.
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>You can actually grab the coke/goat in the evidence room of Firestarter Day 2 through the wall
WEW
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>>134991998
I still think they should focus on making new normal units before more specials. Killing the same four cannon fodder units over and over and over has gotten boring.
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>>134889893
>>134890720
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hot Lava 2.0 (bob_8)
- Yeah He's A Gold Digger (yeah_hes_a_gold_digger)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>134995249
I cling to life like "rats to a piece of wood after a shipwreck".
What's your point?
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>>134999019
>accidentally finish these jobs all the time
>can't evne remember to redeem them
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>over 800 hours
>no im not anime cheater
>join homosex dw
>kicked
That's weird. Can that scat mod allow you to kick people using a certain perk deck(ex pres), build(masterfor) or weapon?
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>>135000306
yes, not sure who would kick ex pres though.
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>>135000418
They could've kicked him for his level.
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>>135000534
So the legends of being kicked for being XXV-100 are true. Tbh in my experience it just ended up in jokes by people who don't you can get an infamy a day if you waste a handful of hours with high leveled friends.
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hey guys I want the ability to equip a melee as if it was a fire arm so I could swing it and run and interact and shit

is there any way to use only that feature from melee revamped? I really don't like the others, or is there a standalone mod doing this?
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D
>>
D
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What if we had a Jamaican heister? We have 2-3 female heisters but only 1 black guy.
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E>>135006510
shit accent desu, nigerian would be ok.
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fun

-- Infinite stamina
function PlayerMovement:_change_stamina( value ) end
function PlayerMovement:is_stamina_drained() return false end
function PlayerStandard:_can_run_directional() return true end


never run a filthy dodgefag again!
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>meme guy is actually a shit weaboo
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198034110120

I actually don't dislike him anymore. He's still garbage but I like gentai too.
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>>135007490
How?
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>>135006510
>>135006782
Afro thunder heister when?
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>>135007075
how do you do this but with a value rather than making it infininite?
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Essential mods?
I currently run Lobby Player Info, Goonmod for my goy coins, Poco and Hollywood.
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Haven't played this game since CrimeFest ruined a lot of things. Any new reason that people keeping posting "Overkill is shit" on their Steam updates or is it the same old reasons? I might start playing again once they release the new character.
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how can I get rid of the cancerous "auto itneract" pocohud has?
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>>135009059
Better Bots
>>
;(
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What's the ammo pickup difference between a full muscle with fully loaded and one without? 10 bullets?
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do you leave a game the moment you get downed? I do.
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>>135018607

why on earth would you do that
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>>135018942
it means its a bad day, if I go down once I may do it again. might as well leave that game and start from scratch on another
>>
DEAD GAME
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You know, I'm pretty disappointed that OVK is doing another stupid movie tie-in.

It's just...come on, we have 25 million crossovers. Why not put in some original content? Is the studio that strapped for cash to do a third (or fourth?) movie tie-in with a movie that nobody has even heard about?

Unimaginative shit like this is why I started using the unlocker after the Golden Disappointment Casino.
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>>135023082
>Why not put in some original content?
This is original, new, content goy. It's just inspired by the movie. ;)
>Is the studio that strapped for cash
Woah now goyim. Are you implying Overkill receives any money for their partners during adver-I mean crossover events? Excuse me 4chan mods I believe this man needs to be banned for spreading disinfo.
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this game is so shit, if at least they made the safes contain something interesting like tazer armor or something like that
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>>135025614
I liked the wolf skins though.Too bad we will have an hardcore henry skins collection with edgy patterns and all.
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>>135023082
>Why not put in some original content?

Well, it's not like it won't be Point break 2.0 with two different heists and a new character. Unlike Goat simulator or Alesso, the Birth of the meme and beneath the mountain were actually cool.and involved new features.

Still, the movie seems to be awkward as fuck.
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>>134932549
Too much of a hassle just so that you can use single weapon
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qt asian heister when
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>>135018607
I never go down
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what's with vlad's family guy laugh now?
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>>135029630
Never, next heister will be a man (for free like bodhi though)
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>>135029630
We already have Jiro.

The real question is when will we have a qt [insert stereotype here]?
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>>135030407
wasn't it that blonde bitch?

>>135030424
>qt
if it's female, never
if its male, probably soon
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>>135030571
>wasn't it that blonde bitch?

Yeah, she will come sooner or later but the devs are adding one of the Hardcore Henry characters named Jimmy first. Can't get a clue about what his perk deck will be about.
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>>135030731
>Hardcore Henry
more dodge faggotry I guess
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>>135030571
We've still got Sydney to go. I hope she turns out to be alright.
I hope her VA gets her shit together and just uses her normal voice instead of doing the whole "Aussie doing an accent that Americans think is Australian" like she did for Vanille in FFXIII.
That was a fucking trainwreck of a voice acting job.
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>>135030817
>Armourfags thinking they're ever going to get anymore perk decks related to them when Muscle, Armourer and Infiltrator effectively mean there is nothing you can really do anymore.

At least Dodgeusers can still benefit from new perk decks having sweet secondary effects at the cost of having a slightly lowered dodge chance.
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>>135030896
I only know how they sound from playing vydia with them, so I assume something lke this would bre accuracte. And I wouldnt mind struggling to udnerstand what the hell they say.

https://youtu.be/xmFA1q9KxfA
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>>135032108
We have Jiro speaking Japanese, I think letting her use her normal accent instead of pandering would be fine.
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so is overkill making another game or something? have they made anything anyways? I know I'm never purchasing anything from them anymore but pd3 in "diesel 2.0" would be interesting to see
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>>135032706
They're making a Walking dead game which should be basically Payday with zombies. Apart from that, no news on their other games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XODpYDs61rQ
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Good music a never again?
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>>135033726
that busty fat whore in the begining looks hot, im surprised they haven't made a "zombie mod" for payday as a test
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>>135033752
Joke on you, i liked Drop Zone and the goat heist tracks.
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>tfw a filthy sub infamy 25 tries to tell you what to do
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>>135009059
>essential mods
a rope to hang yourself with you fucking cheaterfag.
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>>135034498
>tfw a level 66 russian player orders you to stealth Four Stores VH and you use accidentally use shaped charges on a safe,
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is ex president really that good? I find not better than muscle


is armor worth now?
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>>135037014
tbqh I use yakooza with zerk, bulletproof, and ictv and just let my armor do all the work
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I just got kicked by a hacker after killing the endless cloakers and dozers he kept throwing at us ;(

I wonder what went through his head.
>if anon is just so damn good without hacks, what am I doing with my life?
>I better kick him!
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>>135037154
>yakuza
it actually looks pretty good, even more so if I drop some points into memezerk but the recovery rate only triggers at 25% health
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>>135037014
>is ex president really that good?
No

>I find not better than muscle
You found right.

>is armor worth now?
ICTV is always worth it.

>>135038162
He was basically griefing. He gets his kicks from dumping the Cloakers onto pubs who get downed. You ruined his fun.
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>>135038162
You're just as pathetic as him grasping to put yourself on a high horse.
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>>135038162
his lobby, his rules. You should still send him an invite for the autism awareness group.
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>>135039014
I meant Armorer
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>>135039087
You're just as pathetic as me for typing your fedora so hard
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>>135041272
>typ
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>>135041176
>>135037014
Armorer is worth a lot if you're going berserker aced but otherwise, having an health regen is three times better since it's basically a life saver.
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>>135038337
yeah you dont need health if your armor is tank as fuck and recovers in ~3 seconds, speed boost also helps you move quickly out of sticky situations. Also being able to constantly zerk is incredibly powerful.
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CROOK BUFF WHEN
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>>135041713
Never, devs hate Cockston.
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>>135041713
Just cleared HM pro on DW with crook Technician/Mastermind, perfectly viable and doesn't need a buff.
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>tfw the infiltrator perk deck finally manage to infiltrate the game with its meta bonuses without people even realizing what it was worth.
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>>135043919

Why did no one ever use the deck?

Even before the perk deck changes it was great, the update just made it even better.
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>>135044030
No real ideas, maybe it's because it was more of a armor perk deck while people where more interested in dodge or grinder later and also because most people prefer the huge health bonus from the muscle perk deck although infiltrator is just as good in the end.
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>>135044030
Because at first glance it seems like Sociopath lite and like a less reliable alternative to Muscle.

It took me a while to decide to finally try out and after a couple of heists with it it became my favourite perk.
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Are there any mods that allow me to ban people who join certain groups?
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>>135045671
Should be some black-list mods somewhere, it definitely exists. Dunno though.
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>>135045671
I wish, so i could ban everyone that are inside hoxhud groups.
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Election Day Trump remake when?
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>>135046395
>The amount of self righteous liberalism that would be spouted in that heist.
No thank you.
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>>135046546
>>135046395
>steal from trump
>blame it on liberals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuLBA-ZSZxI
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What kind of mask they'll give him?
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>>135047019
Literally who? Next fucking meme character?
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>>135047019
A helmet with a GoPro strapped to it.
Or more sunglasses
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>>135047019
If they actually gonna have Sharlto Copley to voice character it will be amazing
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>>135047312
Copley's known for taking roles just for the fun of it, and he already did some voice acting. Fingers crossed.
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post yfw Henry is killing Twitch and attacks payday gang
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>We're currently creating the character's style, writing her lines and making sure she kicks ass. Our goal is to release her later this year.
What the actual fuck? She was announced ages ago, how come they still "creating her style"?
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>>135047384
>implying we won't get another pair of sunglasses like with Wick.
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>>135047830
shit, meant for >>135047019

Rumors are going for two new heists related to the movie so we might meet him or something like this.
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>>135047830
We may get this bad boy though
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>>135047893
>those depressed eyes
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http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15659
>shadow raid loud
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>muslim heister never ever
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>>135049721
>that mod,

Removing of the time limit on Car Shop when ? This heist is truly the worst from the game.
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Daily reminder the AMR-16 is pure love.
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>>135001380
I meant that you were probably kicked for being underleveled since you were only 800 hours. But if you're XXV-100, then I dunno. Maybe they really didn't like Ex-Pres.
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>>135052730
>that skin
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>>135046546
>Trump
>liberalism
What?
>>
>>135046546
>>135052992
here we go
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>>135052954
>what is skin unlocker
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>people still bitching about DLCs and collabs
>not even glad that devs are still putting in some sort of content into this dead as fuck game
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>>135055156
I think that's called milking the game
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>>135056380
They're not exactly getting anything out of milking a dry cow, though.
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>>135055156
Personally i'm not against it, i just don't want to end up as a mess or something not enjoyable on DW like the Goat Simulator day one. Still, waiting for the dlc first.
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Best heist for farming xp ?
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>>135061571
White Xmas and Cook Off if you have a team who knows when's the proper time to make like a banana and split before you're out of supplies.

Maybe even Hotline Miami.
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Can the ihzma be good?
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>>134973439
>not being able to hit 182 with both primary and secondary's

this game has been 1 hit kill since the weapon "revision" and even the endless nerfing didnt change this but it did make a bunch of guns utterly shit
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>>135064010
No unless you want to use it with some shitty silent killer build
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>>134989747
>overdrill
>miserable
>FF D3
>hard
staying awake is the hard part
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>>135064010
Yeah, just use all the enforcer's skills and the 000 buckshots to make the damage decent.
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>>135046376
and pdg
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>>135047312
>>135047375
And will he able to cope with overkill's bullshit? They may just go for an actor that will be available to do constant updates.

Unless this really is gayday's last year.
>>
>>135053347
>red cheater tag
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>>135065838
ah, I remember a time when the furry autists spaming this imager were around

it wasn't much better a time but gey negger supporters didn't go full apeshit
>>
>console payday
is that still a thing?
>>
>>135068015
Overkill makes plans. When they got Pete Gold back on board, they had him record lines for preplanning even though we still have to listen to boats and water every time we close that screen, I'm sure they'd think ahead for at least a year worth of updates. And, quite frankly, I don't think the game will last this long.
>>
suddenly there are too many flashbangs in
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why did they make hector evil again? and make him go full edgy at the end?
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>>135068653
for consolecucks yes. Still, i suggest to everyone to try the free demo of the 360/PS3, it's like a totally different world.
>>
why does every single thing I shoot have to stumble or fall on its ass? it makes follow up headshots difficult, especially when only their heads take dmg
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I'll be in the /pdg/ chatroom giving free codes out once again for like half an hour or an hour or something.

One per person.
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>>135072680
it's called "threatening" it's a mechanic in the game that makes cops lose their balance when you shoot them
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>>135072784
then 0 threat is best?
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>>135072838
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>>135072838
so, low threat with suppressor for minimizing suppression effect/threatening yeah
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>>135073119

When you hit a cop they always enter a fully threatened state as far as i know. Threat just makes it so it applies the effect to enemies in the area.
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What's the maximum dodge?30?50?
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>>135074520
70 while running with most of the skills
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>>135075192
Thanks.
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>>135072723
fuck, just missed it.
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>>135074520
Dodge is sooo 2014, take grinder instead.
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Updated damage breakpoints?
ovk
40 for 2 headshot tan
80 to 1 headshot tan

dw
40 to 5 shot grey and tan
80 to 2 shot grey and tan
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>>135079813
Add 121 damage for DW in order to kill in one headshot the grey swat units. That one is as much important as the 40 damage for the tans on Ovk.
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>>135079813
don't you need over 90 to two-shot tans on DW?
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>>135081107
With a 90 damage colt I can 2 shot them.
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so ded
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>>135046376
>pedo image
Opinion discarded.
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>>135051020
>a game made by a swedish company where muslims are depicted as criminals
Never ever.
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>>135085376
That indian guy would be good though. I dig the goofy accent with a bitching beret and a kickass moustache.
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>>135079813
When did they change the breakpoints? i thought they only changed the guns
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>>135088134
I assumed all this charts were outdated as fuck. But according to pocohud enemies have 120 health so maybe not.
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>http://pastebin.com/QgTQ7wDw

Looks like it will be point break all over again
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I love all the hate in the overkll comments section but if so many people are assblasted, are even more people still enjoying jew foreskin? Or are they all closeted goyim?
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>>135091203
>He comes with an SR2 Veresk smg that can be akimbo'd, and a ballistic knife for a melee weapon.

>He comes along with 2 new heists, currently codenamed 'mad' and 'dark'. One (or possibly both) of the heists feature a new Russian police force with new lines. This includes the special units.
might b good
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>>135092002
>Spetnaz
>Look badass
>Op as fuck
>Literally just gas everything
>No hostages
>If you get out of the gas you'll be buried under an avalanche of lead
>Whole town is on fire already
>Twitch was evil all along
Hypè
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>>135091723
Skins and community market are a tricky subject: it has its "success" but not as much as you would want, it's more of a poorfag public it has instead of people avid of expensive skins.
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>>135089858
Considering how units didn't have any changes for their health, the charts are not that much outdated
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>>135083036
>try to host a Car shop DW game,
>nobody wants to join,

Yeah dead/10
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I need more AKs thingies, StG44, AN-94, AEK 971, AKM, AK-74, AK-47, AK-12, Sako rk95, Valmet M76,
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>>135081335
>I need more AKs thingies

RIFLE IS FINE
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>>135088134
>80 dmg is unreasonable for most guns
It feels like yesterday, doesn't it?
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How do you pronounce FAMAS? Is it fuh-mas, senpaitachi or fei-mas?
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>>135096901
>being unable to pronounce FAMAS
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>tfw hitman finally got buffed
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>goat simulator
>meme masks
>doge
>alesso
>dodge
were did everything go so wrong?
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>>135096901
Shitmas
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>>135099894
now what is wrong with dodge you crazy cunt
>>
SHITTERS
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>>135061571
>>135062961
Infinite heists aren't optimal because they require you to not fail, there's no checkpoint so one bad encounter can turn the entire run to zero.

Also Cook Off and White Xmas give you less exp in 30 minutes than a Rats PrOVK so it's not worth doing over Rats PrOVK/Pro DW.

Just do Rats.

I'd also finish the Rats instead of quitting after Day 1 because the money is really good and it's only an extra 5 minutes for an extra 30% exp added to whatever you made in Day 1.
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>30 minutes long boring alesso dw heist>
>game begin to stutters like nothing ever stuttered before
>loading bags on zipline
>crash
>open the faggot's profile to try and join from there
>private
gg
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>>135072680
AIM FOR HEADSHOTS YOU SHITTER

>>135072784
>>135072975
>>135073119
>>135073329
He's talking about when you bodyshot the cops and they fall over on their asses because of damage, not because they're cowering or diving for cover from Threat.

Stop giving shit advice when you can't even read two sentences.

>>135074520
Base Rogue Suit Dodge = 35%
Sneaky Bastard max dodge = +10%
Sprinting = +25%
Total: 70%
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>>135101352
trivializes the game, you may as well go watch an anime where no one hits each other from 10 meters with automatic weapons
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>>135104503
Exactly, my "shitter" friend. It becomes very difficult to score two or three headshots in quick succession if after the first one the enemy is already on his ass or giving me his back.

I remember a time when I could quickly double tap lmb and get a kill. I believe it is my fault for needing Opressor in order to climb the Enforcer skill tree. If I ever become a faggot I might try doing a dodge build and perhaps threat will not be a problem.
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>>135104826
Consider using one-shot, one kill weapons.
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>it was true all along
never would have guessed
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>>135105916
How does it react to the extended mag stuff from technician?
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>>135104826
Threat only makes the cops crouch and shake their head (with Muscle) or dive for cover. Anything else like stumbling sideways or falling backwards is damage. They took a significant hit of damage but didn't die.

It's all explained in the Long Guide.
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>>134936520
Doesn't matter because the game is dead
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>>135099894
>were
>>
>carry dw match
>host a shit but good ping
>everyone goes down a million times
>you inspire everything
>go down once to a cloaker after 20 min of hard work
>entire match is practically over if no one inspires you back
and that's why pubs are fun, fuck having an Expendables team
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>>135105916
I did notice the magazines no longer had the amunition looking the other fucking way
>>
why are the jobs all cluttered and stacked on top of each other in crime net
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>>135112523
One of your mods did it.

You fucked something up.

Delete them all, then install them back one by one.
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ngbto is the most autistic mod i have ever seen
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>>135112523
p'oco hud go to the jobs something option
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>>135115934
chile is hte most autistic coutnry I've ever seen, I never really hated spanish but holy shit fuck those guys and fuck spain for creating them and the indians who lived there for mixing with them
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yeh
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>you will never fuck clover sideways
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>>134999019
>>134999396
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Earn Some Pocket Money (earn_250k_cash)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

This week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Big Deal (big_deal)
Complete this job for your chance at an Infamous quality The Grin mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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i got hit with 3 back to back flash grenades on hoxton breakout day 2
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>>135104595

Dodge trivializes the game and armor doesn't? It's a trivial fucking game.
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>>135121247
Just wait until everyone starts calling Armorer a game changer
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Someone the skins website to see the previews?
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>>135110436
As long as it wasn't big oil loud is bearable.
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>>135125658
No, you make me fucking sick
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>>135126182
Is this better?
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>>135126481
>DMR kits
Fuck you man, I just ate.
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>>135125658
>>135126481
>Being this much of a shitter
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>>135126747
>not having fun

>>135126671
>dmr
It changes the ammunition type so it does more damage but has 10 less rounds, default has 30. It doesn't make it a DMR. The bipod doesn't do anything.
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I was rebalancing m weapons and I came across a thought. Should I go full retarded and make everything hit 80dmg or keep the shit at 40 and the good where it is?
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>>135130161
does it really matter
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>>135125658
>>135126481
Why are you not using PP at that point ?
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thinking logically, why would hector have gone full autismo?
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>>135132757
but, anon. that would be chating im merely adding features
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>>135130161
I've decided to merely make everything hit 40, things like pistols and smgs that hit 80 will remain 80. But things like the para or mp5 will reach 40.
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>>135132780
He was stuck on the wall and couldn't escape his situation so he just felt he could go full retard since he knew someone would come to kill him anyway.
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>>135135690
you can actually hear him pronounce "muy" rather well.

and what the hell was his situation? i bet they wanted to add hector as a heister and then almir got aids from that mexican he sucked off last night and got angry
>>
>that guy who calls guns by their ingame names rather than irl
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>>135136824
He just got caught by the cops.

FBI wanted the Payday gang and offered Hector a deal. Bain and Payday gang for Hector's jail charges going away.

Hector gave them Hoxton, FBI was like WE WANT ALL OF THEM
Hector set up the gang on Watchdogs.
Hector then went and killed off the Mendozas because muh pride
FBI tried to get the gang several times during the Mendoza hunt but failed
Then the gang broke out Hoxton in Hoxton Breakout
Then the gang found the FBI safehouse and killed Hector in Hoxton's Revenge

Apparently the Hector in HoxRev was just the janitor or something instead of getting the original VA back.
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>>135137232
>that guy who calls gun by their names from other games
>>
After messing with new hitman for a bit with berzerker, I'd still rather use yakuza or armorer. Deck needs something more then akimbo's and armor regen to make it good.
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>>135137232
>>135140764
>that guy who calls his flamethrower "Der Juden Cooker" or a variant of that
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>>135141163
Went to the same conclusion, although i consider a 90% armor regen bonus would be top tier.
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>>135104595
So you prefer nanomashine armor, that become harder with phisical trauma?
You can't be hurt anon anyway.
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>>135122314
But that one second and a half of invincibility is game breaker. Totally ruin the balance of the game.
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>>135141163
Honestly, it just needs to give a dodge boost to suit users.
Having Akimbo is a perfect set-up for dodge and actually being able to dodge mid-fire while suppression is being shat on would actually help.
>>
Clover a cute. CUTE.
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>>135145604
Hitman is the opposite of the fugitive skilltree, it's supposed to be a cheap way for akimbo to armor users, not some dodgy perk deck.
>>
So, what's happened in the last few months? Just read that they finally buffed hitman, armorer and gambler, are they comparable to grinder now?
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>>135149153
>Hitman is the opposite of the fugitive skilltree

Akimbos give way too much in the way of good conceal to be anything but used for dodgebuilds.
Also now that you get your armour back after five seconds. Actually being able to dodge would help tide you over until you can get your armour back since even as it stands now. Hitman is still fucking useless.
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>>134992219
April 2017 is when the contract expires
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>>135137321
>Just the janitor
>>
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>>135154596
based wolfy
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>>134992219
>In fact they probably wrap things up before christmas 2016, no?
That implies planning and organization on Overkills part. They'll most likely be working on the Gage Future Warfare Pack #03 when they get a call saying the funding for Payday 2 is cut off.
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>>135141610
I always call it flammenwerfer due to that meme image about german weaponry I saw once
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>>135148190
I be that's liz with a photoshopped mask
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>>135155092
>not funding pd2
aren't there enough autists purchasing these dlcs already?

in my eyes it's a lot like this
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>>135155554
Bioshock Infinite was a cancer to the Bioshock franchise and SFM porn scene.
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>>135155641
My Steam activity page used to get spammed with dozens people buying PD2 DLCs. Not anymore.
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>>135156448
your furry comrades joined the cause? well, what about the rest of the retards? hopefully they fix the game, or release modding tools before going bankrupt
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So Hardcore henry dlc in three day ?

Also what are the odds it's 6,99 again
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>>135156838
they were saying bbc lover next day for the past week now, no I dont mean sokol
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>>135156838
nerve gas?

desu I don't hate the art, well done tumblr.
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>>135156838
they're not gonna give us HH until April. We'll probably get something closer to PD's own universe first, and a collaboration later.
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You think Sydney's gonna have the most Crocodile Hunter like voice possible, or will Overkill actually have the actor sound normal?
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>>135156989
the person who did that drawing is actually pretty based and against tumblr's bullshit
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>>135157362
I want a bogan from western Sydney
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so every voice actor has left now?
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>>135157362
The only way to get an accent right is to make it really damn hard to understand because that's sadly what an unfamiliar accent does. Hopefully, they will keep her realistic in a "Hoxton" way.

In example, there were things I could never udnerstand in Killing Floor unless I read other people citing it.
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>>135158219
what?
>>
buff grenades damn you overkill
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>>135158364
Wolf is gone, and Bain/The Cloaker isn't exactly working for Overkill anymore from what I heard. Not that he'll stop voicing him though.

>>135158301
dun talk back ye twat
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My autism always refrained me from truly ernjoying this game. The retarded amount of cops we kill every game is just so high. I wish they at least added robots as canon fodder or something like that.
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>>135158607
Simon/Bain will come back if he's needed and if they'll pay him
Wolf is gone because his brother's a dick
>>>2 voice actors = EVERYONE
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I wish I could dress like a normal policemen and be a dodge fag, with the hat and all.
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>>135158936
the gensec guy set also looks sweet
>>
I think the enemies should move more and be less static, it is far too easy to land headshots.
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>>135159217
Just stack threat on all your guns and use Muscle.
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>>135159217
They outta just be more conservative in general.

Why does there need to be a Captain to suddenly make every unit decide that hanging back behind cover and using Shields as actual shields to move forward is a better idea than wandering around.
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>>135158607
Simon is still working on the game, just as freelance so he can get more money and freedom of work.

Wolf's VA had to stop due to personal issues and how the company went too big for him (not in financial aspect or the MT subject though). He prefers now to work on smaller, much more personal projects.

Apart from these two, all the other voice actors and some really want to stay in the game like the Vlad, Chains or Dallas VA.
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>>135160265
I hear Sokols VA is quite the bro too.
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Oh boy do I love to suck dicks.
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>>135159217
I think the ennemies should be a lot more strategic in their moves, acting more like in the Death Wish trailer instead of what we have right now where it's kinda the anarchy on their side.
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524th for YOU'RE GONNA BUY THAT SPOTTER FOR ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvBfLuFdAAo
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>>135163932
someone post the copypasta
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Awesome, it's printing away nice and steady again!

dont die on me
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>>135157362
>Clover,
>Rough Voice, looks like a junkie,
>Bonnie,
>Cool VA, looks like an orc,

Got very bad news for you anon
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>>135171473
>Clover
>bad thing, bad thing
>Bonnie
>good thing, bad thing
>Sydney
>????
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>>135166031
You crop a motherfucking attitude with me one more time, nigger, and you're all the way gone. Fuck you. I will kick you so hard in the asshole you will taste my shoelaces. I will find where you live, and I will feed you to my fucking dog, you god damned nigger. Don't you ever say shit like that to me again. You think you're hard? Do you think you're hard?! Motherfucker! You ain't shit, you ain't shit! I could fucking execute you where you stand right now, I can make a phone call and kill you, don't you ever fucking talk to me like that again, you motherfucker. You ain't in charge of shit nigger, you're a terrible fucking leader, you need to keep fucking mouth shut for the rest of your god damned life. Not unless somebody tells you to open it so that they can put their cock in your mouth you worthless motherfucker. Yeah that's not the way you handle it when we still have zipties motherfucker, so you can go ahead and die in fires is what you can do, you dumb motherfucker.
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>>135158936
I wish i could dress like a cloakers and be dodge fag, with the jumping kick and all
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where is that video at they were teasing
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>>135176734
Dunno but they showed an hotel, an empty hangar and wolf attacking an armored transport.

The message on the fbi files should give the background of that trailer.
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Let's play a game /pdg/, guess which skin is it and how much it's worth mint+stat ?
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>>135178339
looks awful but isn't jumbled with tacky shit, probably over a dollar but below four.
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>>135179009
Quite close, Fire pixel 0,88$ for its best.

Now, here's where it's getting interesting. See how it's similar ? Guess the price now.
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>>135179389
Oh well, here's the answer anyway, i'm not making this up.
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>Admit it. You tossers missed my beautiful English accent. Did you? Wankers!
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Any ways to stealth Counterfeit ?
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>>135171473
>looks like a junkie
Dooood...
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>>135184016
answer the phone
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>>135179659
What?
>it's real
>people are demanding much higher prices for other skins
WHAT?
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>>135186772
http://pd2stash.com/inspect.php?type=r93_wooh
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>>135156838
Not sure who 4 people on the left are
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>>135187469
Bonnie, Dallas, Jacket and sokol
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>>135185849
heh
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>>135186772
>he doesn't know about the best part.
>http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/218620/CAR-4%20RIFLE%20%7C%20Safe%20Crasher%2C%20Mint-Condition%2C%20Stat%20Boost

And modding it turn it into a totally different skin too. Can't accuse the devs of false advertising but damn it's close.
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>>135185849
Just a simple easter egg and also a feature that fans from the first game asked for years.
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dont die
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>>135171473
I actually like Clover and Bonnie as a whole. They look like how a career criminal would look like after nearly a decade.
>>
akillerbump
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>>135194385
28 DOWNS
8

D
O
W
N
S
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>>135194782
I think someone beat it sometime before crimefest 2? With 36 or so.
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>panic room and diamond heist remakes won't have crew banter at the start
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>>135195007
>tfw no more synchronizing time on someone's mark
>tfw there is nothing in the air
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>>135195007
>we wont have the tactical wear in the remake of diamont heist.
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>>135195270
what if we start at the party, without masks
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>>135195587
who invited us to the party?
>>
ashley actually a best, people hate him her because they play bad?
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>>135176082
>jump kicking your shit teammates
yes
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>>135185406
her skin looks nice, is the body as good as the one in game? sometimes ugly people can be hot, like ava adams(hueg tits and large body, not fat) or amai liu(tiny tits and body).
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>there will never be more of best voice actor
>you will never again spam his spot button
>no more hector jobs
>elephant never
>butcher never ever
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>Pawesome, it's printing nice and steady again!
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>>135196994
>wanting more spic contracts
>wanting more grandma contracts
>wanting more /pol/itician contracts

You could've at least mentioned the dentist to redeem yourself
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>>135196994
At least the Elephant didn't become a memelord like Vlad. Butcher seems to prefer to jew the payday gang by selling overpriced bows and weapons.

2016 is Vlad and Locke's year anyway.
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>>135197547
AUsome, it's printing nice and steady again
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>>135198224
Some hot grandma action would be nice though
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Dlc when ? i want my akimbo smg too.
>>
>tfw best track of 2016 will never be added into the ost folder.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MM3P-XOqFs
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>>135202652
I like Pounce better
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>>135204512
It's a bit too similar to Locke and Load if you ask me.
>>
I hope they gonna release or reveal something tomorrow or drop some info or something
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>>135202652
>Liking WUBWUBWUB
This is literally the only song I don't like from Simon.
it does fit goat sim tho
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>>135119180
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
- Yeah He's A Gold Digger (yeah_hes_a_gold_digger)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>135211581
Half the OST is some form of wubwub. Are you saying you don't like most of the music?
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>>135198386
>Locke
he looks pretty neat
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>>135199825
it isn't a grandma only because she has the age to be a grandma, she could have a 20yo daughter who isn't a pregnant with a black/arab kid

plus grandma sounds nasty, mom is where is at
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>>135212458
I keep getting these by change and never fucking redeeming them. The rewards should remain there forever damn
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anyone knows of a good mod that buffs throwables?
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>>135217480
Why are you such a fucking shitter that needs to modify the weapons, git fucking gud
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>>135217739
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>the serbu super shorty has only 2(+1) shells
now this would have been a game changer
>>
Ded
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>>135216389
lrn2redeem

What's the point of being a greedy heister if you don't actually get paid?
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>>135220692
is was like that in pd:th (with out upgrates)

and the loco in pd2 is not even the same shotgun.
>>
>Side jobs disappear now when you finish them
Why
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmW8kHaY6Rk

Sometimes I just love watching these videos and laughing at idiots
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>>135230428
>All blue
Pfffft
>>
Does x,5 get rounded up as 1 round? In example 74,5 would be 75 or remain as 74?
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>>135230850
It would be 74.5
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>>135230927
:o
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>using any sight but an optic on you're sniper rifle
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>>135230428
>Gather empirical data. The drop chance is handled by Steam, and I don't think there's any public info.
>The safe drop rate seems to be one per week? I've only had a single safe drop so far, but I've read that people earned a second one already. I suppose drills happen just as often.
>The Lua defines fake chances (for whatever purpose) for the different item rarities however:
>Common: 75
>Uncommon: 20
>Rare: 4
>Epic: 1
>Legendary: 0.01
Apparently quality is equal chance for each. e.g. 20% for Broken-In, 20% for Mint-Condition, etc.
It's pretty amusing because the chance of getting 15 blues in a row is 1.33%.

That poor guy though. He thinks the wheel is an actual representation of his chances at getting a non-blue skin. That wheel is generated after the server determines the drop, just to give you the illusion of RNG. Just like how the card screen after every heist works. The two cards you don't select are random shit you wouldn't have gotten. It's pretty obvious when you max out your mod inventory but the two cards that you don't click on show up as gun mods.
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>>135231663
>there was a 98.67% chance he could've gotten at least one purple
>but he didn't
kek
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>>135231625
muh surgeon's sight
>>
UPDATE?
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>>135231625
>you're
>not using iron sights

pleb
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>>135241272
HAPPENING
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>>135241272
two days, keep those helmets and wallets flying ;)
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Ded
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>finish Rats DW with all meth and money secured,
>get more than 20 millions in offshore and 5 millions of xp.

today was a good day.
>>
>Thought I saw my ex-wife and my neighbor, fucked up, right?

What did Chains mean by this ?
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Daily reminder the next heister will be one of those two guys.
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>>135250179
Chains is the Big Black Cuck.
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>Still no update
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>>135250397
>PPSh-41
Yes please
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>>135252362
10 hours until the announcement.
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>>135250397
So which one of them is the hardcore henry?
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>>135255852
The guy on the left. The guy on the right is Jimmy whom we'll probably get.
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>>135257137
I'd take Jimmy over the 2cool4you fucker everyday anytime.
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http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=12842

And you know you want it
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>>135250397
>Inb4 they give Jimmy a suit instead of the uniform
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>>135250397
That's an old picture though, apparently the movie got reworked a little and Jimmy's a ganster type of guy now? He'd fit in more with the Payday universe, either way.
Plus Reddit is insisting it's this guy anyway so maybe someone there confirmed it
>>
>>135259746
Pretty sure he changes his attitude during the movie. He is shown having some kind of weird underground crazy survivalist type lair in the same trailer and I also think he's insane. Wouldn't bet on it, but maybe he's some kind of British sleeper agent?
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>tfw finding only two intels on Big oil day 2.

JUST
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>>135250397
The same guy voiced both? Or was this trailer for the movie? I do remember the trailer.
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>>135258128
>we end up getting both
>anime pedo ends his life
that would be good
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>tfw the devs implicitly admit the grinder perk deck is broken with all the peoples using it.
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>>135262925
>suit
>>
Does walk in closet still conflict with the perk deck? Do the bonuses stack?
>>
>>135263458
It does not stack with FLA if that's what you're asking.
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>>135263458
It's not bugged but was never meant to be stacked with fully loaded
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>>135262989
>implying that an insane health regen with a decent dodge bonuses isn't OP at all
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>>135263896
>>135264059
that kind of blows, I still need it to climb the enforcer tho

skill rebalance when
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>>135264138
Still not easy enough for you? Do like that other shitter and buff all your guns.
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>>135264128
>dodge
I bet you play dexmages
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>>135264360
>there are people in this thread right now who didn't edit their guns to balance them out
>>
>>135265904
>There are people that don't solo loud DW heists with an unmodded AMCAR, Chimano, no skills, tooth brush melee, playing cards throwables, and Hitman perk deck without any milk.
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>>135266257
>solo loud DW is hard
This meme is dead.
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>>135266867
I-I did it before grinder I swear!
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>>135266965
I did it too. L-let's make out.
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>>135266867
>They don't solo Infamishwish +145
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>>135267180
>they didn't finish dead space in that bullshit mode were you couldn't save and died if you hit your pinky
>>
Had nearly completed the Diamond, was loading bags into the helicopter.
Picked up a bag.
Got auto-kicked for cheating.

wut
Thanks Overkill for making me miss out on tons of xp, and wasting 20 minutes of my gametime.
>>
why the fuck do I only get cash as a drop?
>>
>>135269329
are you sure it was not the hoxhud "chater" auto kicker?
that shit is so broken, that if a desync happens while picking up/throwing a bag, it will kick you for thinking you are spawning new ones.
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>>135269416
Shitty luck. Don't try to open safes at that point.
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>>135269329
Probably hoxhud user as host. Avoid those as plague
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>>135269519
Nope, just checked with my buddy, he and I are both running the vanilla game...
>>
The gunplay is getting pretty stale for me, which is the best "revalance" mod out there? I'm not making one myself, too lazy for that
DMCWO seems like the most popular and developed, is there others I should try out?
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>>135264454
>he doesn't know the best meta feeling of the grinder-dodge build.
>>
>>135270693

Grinder really isn't THAT good anymore. Techforcer is genuinely way more reliable if you prefer that. Both are pretty good choices, armor being slow but way more durable.
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>>135270747
Other decks getting a buff doesn't make grinder any less ridiculous.
>>
Anyone tried 4x gamblers after last rebalance?
>>
>>135269525
I only got 2 drills in forever and a bunch of 0.04 safes. It's CSGO all over again.
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>>135259746
Man i would be fine with someone that uses just a shirt and had shoulder holsters
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>>135270693
I always saw dodge people as the equivalent of ana players on killing floor 2 or strenght users on dark souls.

I'm not saying strenght is good or anything but they're usually baddies.
>>
>>135271875
yeah it's a lot more operator than a dumb suit, at least on pure loud heists they should let us take it off an equip something else
>>
>>135271948
You just feel the need to be a special snowflake and say you're better than someone else for an arbitrary reason. You'll grow out of it, hopefully.
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>>135272246
Using literally the only other cumpetitive build makes you a special snowflake?
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>>135271538
Nope but should be still viable
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post your favorite crew /pdg/
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>>135276943
>Clover

I won't even bother.
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>>135276943
Sokol | Chains | Houston | Dragan
>clover AND bonnie
Please don't do this
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Whaddya think they're like in their off hours when they're not dying?
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come on you fucking overshitters drop some 3-day announcement already
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>>135279709
Too bad, come back next week
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>>135276943
>>
DID SOMEONE TURN THE HEAT UP
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>218620 Game PAYDAY 2 about 12 hours ago
12 hours ago just release update already reeeee
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>>135280726
No, don't use sprinklers you shitter let the drill burn it's a strat
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You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.
>>
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He's following you about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and start barking up prspeak
He's spitting on you
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You're looking for your shotgun but its nerfed to the ground
He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's ";)" on his face
My God, there's ";)" everywhere!
>>
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Running for your life
From Almir Listo
He's holding AMA
It's Almir Listo
Lurking in the reddit
Overkill supershill Almir Listo
Living in the Sweden
Almir Listo
Shilling for life
Almir Listo
Dodging all the questions
Actual PR-man Almir Listo
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Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
But you're hopelessly lost your payday
Stranded with a global brand director
You creep silently through the public lobbies
Aha! In the distance
A small update with a good content!
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it
But your wallet! AH! It's $4.99 DLC!
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Installing update
Quiet, quiet
It's COP safe
Quiet, quiet
Now you almost opened it
Sitting inside, Almir Listo
Counting all the moneys
Almir Listo
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But he doesn't know about your DLC unlocker
Almir Listo
You're sneaking up behind him...
Sending offensive tweet to Almir Listo
Fighting for your payday with Almir Listo
Wrestling a free update from Almir Listo
Then telling him it's garbage
Safe at last from Almir Listo
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You limp into the crimefest 2
There is almost nothing in your thin wallet
You've beaten Almir Listo
>>
Wait! He isn't dead, Almir-surprise!
There's microtransactions
And death in his eyes
But you have Skin Unlocker
(You can do it)
Save your money from supershill Almir Listo
Post a negative review to get Almir Listo
Normal Tuesday night for Almir Listo
>>
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You try to hold interview with Almir Listo
But money is draining fast from all the DLC's
He's dodging every questions, he parries with PR talk
You counter with a fact, you catch him with his lies
You're deleting PAYDAY 2 now...
You have just defeated Almit Listo
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Overkill products deleted from you hard drive forever
You fall to your knees and check /pdg/
You're finally safe from Almir Listo
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>>135281118
>>135281483
>>135281658
>>135282057
>>135282363
>>135282826
>>135282995
>>135283145
>>135283415
>>135283624
>>135283761
>>135283906
well, that was something.
what is even the original song
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>>135284080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
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>>135284387
;)
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post quality mods
http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15664
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But seriously, where the fuck is update
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>>135284408
D R O P P E D
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post lewds
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What do I do with all these safes?
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>>135286858
Nothing.

It's a shame you can't just dump them.
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>>135284587
http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15660
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>>135289641
>undershit
fuck off to /v/
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now that's some dedication into shitposting
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>>135196994

>ywn play the elephant missions for the first time and mistakenly believe that the game has an overarching storyline again
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>>135290031
>ywn
Top Definition. YWN. Acronym for Young Wild Niggas, a violent Vice Lord-like street gang originating in Charleston, Missouri and responsible for most the crime ...
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>2016,
>still no akimbo stryk or judge,

At least we still have the akimbo bernettis
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I really wish they'd add in new skills to boost certain weapon types.
LMGs have basically nothing going for them and Melee could do with a bit of an overhaul to be honest.
Something as simple as a skill which decreases charge time by 50% would make my day.
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>>135294743
lmgs irl are accurate, make them accurate, make them heavy and stronk done
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>>135294983
The thing is that you don't even need to overhaul the weapons necessarily. Just give the LMGs skills like every other weapon type has.
Even Sniper rifles sorta has skills in the form of Kilmer and those two skills from the Tech tree.
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>>135294743
LMG have bipods which makes them already stable and accurate as fuck. more skills would be redundant.
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>>135284587
Christ, I just DL'd that yesterday.
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>>135294743
yeah they're pretty fun on ovk if you get close and butcher greens/tans but otherwise its shit

I think LMGs should be like ARs and snipers, good without needing skills. SMGs could be like pistols, good but needing skills. And throw those skills into Technician or something.
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>>135296785
Accurate like what? They're similar to old 14 accuracy. You will hit a few shots no doubt but it sure as hell isn't accurate.

>>135295281
Kilmer for faster reload, marksmen to decrease recoil, sights and fire modes, I think that would be enough.

At least the MG34/MG42 could have a single shot mode for fucking around on the move and auto to go full retard with the bipod on. I've no idea about the M249, the FN one, the G3 thing or the commie garbage, though im sure the RPK has single and auto.
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>>135297698
>>135297330
>>135296785
>>135295281
>>135294743
ofc ovk will never fucking do this, why even bother thinking about it?
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>>135297853
ofc ovk will never make Clover cute, why even bother thinking about it ?
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>>135298058
her thighs are qt
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>>135298229
not sure if that's some amateur liquify or a glorious example of human potential ruined by using a caipirinha to take the picture
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why is chains so rude when addressing people > :(
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>>135298229
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>>135298507
EAT DAT DIRT
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>>135301078
>he doesn't just stick to the Overhaul 2.0 version
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>>135294743
Seems the dlc really don't want to make skills for only dlc weapons. Can't blame them for this though
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>>135269329
>>135269519
Desync probably made it seem like he picked up too many bags at once and auto-kicked.

Same things happens with grenades.
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>>135301078
>Put Clover's face on Bonnie's model
>omg overhaul thiiiiiiiiick
Just go fap to Bonnie.
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>>135298229
what the fuck am I looking at? It looks like a really bad shop
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>>135286858
wait for drill to drop, open it, pray for $200
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hot cock for god
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So after studying the steam market for a while, it seems that the deagle, crosskill and akimbo bernettis are the ones that's the most popular among the community, keeping unusually high prices despite their low rarity. Any explanations about this ?
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>>135286858
you can sell them for a penny or two, whatever is the cheapest so farmers buy them, then forget about them. Your steam wallet may get a few pennys. You can then buy 12 cent wallpapers or emoticons for your steam background or something equally worthless
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>>135311829
The blue and purple skins are still trash tier prices.

The ones you're talking about have high prices because they're fucking rare.
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>>135308778
>You will hit a few shots no doubt but it sure as hell isn't accurate.

Casual spotted
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>>135269329
why bother running hoxhud?

Its useless trash and doesnt make the game any more fun, and anyone whos played the game for more than 50 hours gets no useful info from it. Its a tool for noobs.


I saw some guy running some balancing mod called YOMC the other day, it just buffs tons of weapons with minor nerfs to make everything so its as good as the locomotive and the amcar. Fuck it, what the point? Running weaker weapons is supposed to be a challenge. Starbreeze has daily challenges where they beg us to nerf and handicap ourselves to make overkill and deathwish more enjoyable, and faggots like you cant help but min/max and try as hard as you can to make the game as easy as possible by giving yourself more awareness, perfect builds and perfect dps weapons. You all sicken me.
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>>135279086
Sniper is a huge outdoors-men and hunts like a champ, Taser is a giant D&D/LARP nerd, Cloaker's a BDSM fetishist, and Dozer-sama likes to read comfy SoL novels while not looking up baking recipes online.
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>>135313110
>balance is fucked
>I-It's a challenge!

Just take the current difficulties, and tweak them a bit to be more like how PD:TH used to be.
I do agree with the rest tho
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no gay shit

or else
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>>135320513
punishment for gay shit
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>>135321713
wow rude
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Get the fuck up!
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rrer
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is this game ded yet
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>>135337464
one of the top PC games. Servers abound with lobbies that fill up rapidly. Its a game where 4 players makes a full server, you could have a hundred people play a day and it would still be active and fun.

Fresh blood is enjoying it while youre sick of it. Im enjoying payday 2 fresh in its twilight years with more content than I can handle, probably only a year away from a sequel of some sort.

Its far from dead and there's no population issues keeping you from enjoying it right now. You're just dead inside and nothing in this world will ever help you with that. Its time to check out, buy a gun or a rope and finally get it over with. There are a hundred well populated games that are very fun to play right now this instant. Some with /vg/ generals, some without. But here you are, depressed as hell, admit it.

I play some dead motherfucking games, and my reaction towards them is of love, I want the devs to make money, I want players to flock to fill my servers, I want the game to thrive and be updated. But they've been dead for years and I keep logging in every day to see the same faces, the pathetic new players disappearing as rapidly as they come. Community teams devoted to updating it and hosting events but they hardly keep the game afloat. But it's worth it because we can still play. If you don't love the games you play, then what the fuck is wrong with you? I can't imagine thinking like that. What do you get out of it? This game isn't even remotely dead. You have the tortanic disease, youre addicted to failure because of some imaginary slight. You scarred so easily. We got a cloaker over here!
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>>135341781
That's nice Trashley.
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>>135331971
GET DA FUCK UP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLC49ygpOWA
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>>135352147
That's a high quality video game rip
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>http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15669

My life on a toaster will never be the same
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>>135352147
I laughed
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>UNDOCUMENTED CHANGES
>
>Muscle
>Health regeneration has been lowered by 0.5% (now at 3.5%/s)
>
>Disturbing the Peace's chance to proc is now determined by your current weapons Threat level. (The ingame description is wrong. DtP will not trigger if you have a silencer but threat does not influence DtP.)
Musclefags BTFO
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This grinderfag just join your DW game and slap your techforcer gf's ass, what do you do ?
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>>135355445
>Carbon Blades Aced
I kick him.
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>>135355445
All those points into enforcer and he doesn't even have aced ammo bags...

Automatically kicked by NGBTO
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>>135355396
INFILTRATOR STRONK IN THE SAFEHOUSE
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This update sure was fucking big
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>>135308650
andressa soares according to google
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>>135352147
DONACDUM
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>>135355445
outrun him and forget to inspire him
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>>135358246
Someone got the "leaks"? The weapon skins and shit
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>>135358246
more than the usual 2gb of incompetence?
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>>135358863
wait until you see the update tomorrow, 3,4gb minimum
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What update are you guys talking about?

Are we finally gonna get the beta for the skill trees?
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>>134986456
i like how you tried to give them real-world names, but the models on most of the guns have all kinds of small details completely wrong.
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>cops will never use tactics and actually offer some degree of non retardness
>you will always finish a heist(long/NA) with around 800 kills
at least combos like taser+cloaker or shields covering a dozer would be fun

and of course perhaps normal cops using cover(even though this will force ovk to make cover animations) and other things rather than just walking up to you
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>>135361141
The L1A1 looks pretty accurate, you could argue its one of the hundreds of bullshit variants like the AK has.
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>>135361141
Oh, this is what their IDs are called in the game so I believe that's what they're supposed to represent.

http://wiki.lastbullet.net/Payday_2/Weapon_IDs
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>ther e will never be more wolf voice lines
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will they add a zombie before forgetting gayday for good?that may actually be fun with how retarded the ai is
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>>134833134
Its kill

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/bodhisoundrepair#announcements/detail/773852513994277880
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>>135361482
i know all that, however that doesn't make them "correct" in the most anal way possible. the "M16A4" is based off a Bushmaster Dissipator, the FAL is an imperial SLR type I with some type II features, the "SCAR-H" is specifically the US import 17S, the "M14" is an M1A SOCOM 16 with a McMillan M2A and random select fire feature it shouldn't have. the "G3A3" is a Santa Fe G3 semi-auto import prior to the HK41 imports of later years and should be semi-auto only, although swing-down conversions are possible on it.

the list goes on, but meh. every single gun in the game is decently modeled with sometimes better than average attention to detail, but some details are way the fuck off.
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>>135361971
BULLSEYE
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huh so you cant kill the captain
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I've played with the same pubs so much that I can already recognize the dlc unlockers
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>>135358797
http://imgur.com/a/iLwDa

It's not the actual models but you get a hint of what will be the rare ones
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