Slablands/CoC General

>>133437072
Snakes yes

Pulling on a catboy's tail while he's cumming until he starts becoming masochistic

>>133437367
Fluffy snakes.

>>133437480
>>133437367
Snake girls giving you a tailjob

>>133437353
no. The only pork buns I wanna see are the ones that are firmly attached to a pig boy.

>>133437570
Surprisingly uncommon.

>>133437675
Only fluffy tails are allowed to do it.

Solving murder mysteries

Where are Garudas supposed to live again?
Wanna know where to go to get the bird dick

Cute prince who's easily manipulated

>>133437939
Cute prince who has problems talking to other people and is very shy and bashful, also easily manipulated because he doesn't have any friends because of that so when you befriend him (or more) he trusts you completely.

>>133438149
Oh.
That's better than just my "cute prince" idea. Let's go with yours.

>>133438285
And you can dress him up like some sort of doll and completely control his life if you choose to manipulate him.

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>>133438548
>we will never have a dressup minigame since Slabland is just textbased

Peasant whose thrust game is so magic you'd think he was a wizard.

Hey, maybe you guys can help me
>>>/r/14247914
There's got to be one decent site that also allows loli, right?

>>133441273
Offering to pay him more gold than he's ever seen so he puts every single ounce of effort into fucking you.

>>133442731
Can't say I know any.

>>133442731
Keep on chasing that dream. Let us know if you ever catch it.

>>133443296
>>133443847
Oh darn.

Teacher that seems strict and no nonsense but is secretly a huge slut who'll flirt with and fuck his student (PC) the moment the two of them are alone.

Garuda boys

Ghost girl thrills

>>133452251
DILFs building mansions

Our house, in the middle of our street.

Cute boys asexually dominating you.

Teaching nerd boys how to eat you out, because God knows they'll never learn it on their own.

Burying yourself in your snakehusbando's coils

inception was a shitty movie

>>133470513
Yeah but Cillian Murphy was in it

Two-faced bears

>>133460698
OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

>>133455506
SPOOKY

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How short does someone have to be for the main character to have to kneel to button their shirt?

Me sleeping intensifies

>>133437842
but why

>>133437934
in hell

>>133485460
So volcano part of the eastern continent?

>>133437675
but whhhhhhy

Cuddling with a pile of sleepy cat boys and having their fluffy tails tickle your nose as you shift around

>>133437570
snake girls trying to seduce you by rocking side to side

Snake girl belly dance

>>133437367
snake no

dead pool girls

>>133437072
>fluffy snake
what

>>133501107
What's not to get?

Fly me to the moon

Let me play among the stars

Let me see what spring is like

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her face when

>>133513005
never. I'll never looked shocked when I see a raging hard-on, that's looking a gift dick in the mouth.

drunk girls

>>133513781
That almost makes it sound like you're looking at the dick while it's in your mouth or something.

>>133514280
If it's not long enough that I can do that, it's not really a dick.

>>133513005
source?

>>133513005
Cute cat hat

>>133515031
Sorry, I got it off a thread on /a/ a while back. Probably a sadpanda or some other hentai related thread.

>>133515031
Pleasure Delivery Service by konchiki

wizards getting boners whenever they talk to the PC because they're turbo-nerds and even being in the same room as a girl is farther than they've ever gotten before

Fuck being sick

>>133518732
fukkin same bruh

Nursing waifus back to health.

Sleeping is for the weak

>>133523681
Nursing my dick back to health

>>133523681
You're sweet hon, but I'd rather just stay sick.

>>133523751
True.

So noob anon here how do you actually play this?

>>133527445
There's a download link in the OP, it should be self explanatory since it's just clicking.

>>133515868
oy thanks m8

Getting shot at with arrows and just punching them out of the air.

Cute boys taking questionnaires for shitty classes.

In the middle of the street

Sucking a cute boy's dick and watching all the flustered faces he makes.

diamond girl

Why are female pirates so sexy?

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>>133546738
Cuz they know good booty when they see it.

Bowgirls

>>133546978
Drunk sex too.

>>133546978
>that image
All dese fetishes of mine.

>>133551329
Drunk rough sex that leaves you sore but satisfied.

>>133470513
thos

>>133552073
God yes, more of that stuff. I can't remember how rough the bondage elf was but I don't think it was rough enough 4 me.

>>133547014
No.

>>133455506
Haunted house dungeon?

>>133552429
Is the human mob too rough?

>>133556948
you know, I don't think I ever got his content. where is he again?

Gettting arrested and just punching the cop in the face

>>133557485
A couple of cops/town guards that are actually really fun to be around and don't take minor violations too seriously.

Airship

Sleepy girl

>>133562189
Shipair

Telling jokes

>>133567186
Why?

flps

>>133557036
Plains or countryside I think?

>get jumped and have to suck some dude's dick
>stuck in a rest loop, no matter how much I sleep I'm still exhausted
damn, I need to get dick like that more often

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/1d2f3fe6c59c43fd83d18723de3c1546.jpg

Bless this artist for his love for the spooky loving girls butt.

>>133575902
That ass is barely contained.

>>133572520
Countryside it seems.
Gotta say though, out of all the projects the line
>With your faces this close you can practically taste his salty tears.
really speaks to me on a personal level.

>>133576007
He does good butts

when gravity falls and earth becomes sky, fear the beast just one eye

>>133580027
That show already ended tho

>>133575902
10/10 booty would plunder.

>>133580159
it never ends

>>133584180
tru
I still wanna fuck that triangle

>>133580159
Friend of mine's been marathoning it on his stream site thing.
It's pretty fun.

Solomen girls

ambos

LAST DAY

cute goblins

>>133591748
Elly a best.

The amount of Iowa porn being made is beautiful

>>133593871
I just watched meme porn and I don't think anything is beautiful anymore.

Fucking the loli pope

Creating a private study where you keep all of your forbidden knowledge

Lumberjack girl

Goblin lumberjack girl.

Oni girls

Horny girl with big horns

Finding a girl turned to stone and still self aware and molesting her.

Cute ant girls.

Ripped unicorn girl

Chicken harpy girl

>>133577212
yep

>>133584180
ever

if you were going to write something for this, what kind of wordcount / depth would be ideal?

>>133617004
Depends what you want to write. Iirc a sex scene for us requires at least 800 words, but nothing else has any requirements beyond what you think is best.

>>133616249
never

>>133619464
Tomorrow

husbando who can cure your respiratory infection and save you from all the gross coughing and mucus

What are some of the good Triple-Q mashups

>>133593976
I meant the new ship from that ship girl series.

Glorious American ship girl is glorious.

>>133625180
post her

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Fish.

>>133628569
>Foxfish

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>>133625256

>>133634979
BASED BURGER SHIP

>>133634979
I'd fuck that ship

>>133634979
America ship have the biggest tits?

>>133636015
Not just any burger. Burger made from 100% freedom.
>>133639583
Get in line.
>>133643045
That seems to be the case.

>>133634979
She should wear flag panties

>>133647393
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/7665f7bc5deb307b56e008a955d28700.jpg

The legion of Kancolle fanartists got ya, senpai

>flying cloak
>its special ability is that it crashes the game

wew lad

>1-3 study for next midterm
>4-6 nap
>7-9 write the husbando content Slablands desperately needs
>0 take some quizzes and dick around until dinner

>>133634979
God this reminds me of the guy I see posted in /blog/ all the time where his costume is the American flag and lingerie.
I wish I knew what he was actually from and not just that he looks ridiculous.

>>133647806
sweet cloak

>>133647806
the flying cloak of crashing

Oh my fucking goD WHAT DID THEY DO TO CONKER

>>133655773
What?

>>133655773
>head is now most of his body
well ok

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Unfortunate surprises.

>>133656774
No forehead though.

>>133659197
>Unfortunate
They look like an eat-out champion with a tongue like that, are you kidding me?

>>133662920
You won't get to enjoy it after she poisons you to death.

Where are the links to CoC?

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>>133665484
>implying I haven't been using toxic dildos and gradually increasing their toxicity to make my vagina an immune super-cunt

>>133659197
>Snek girl with a long tongue to wrap around your dick
>Bonus points if she has big tits and can give you a tit job while her tongue is wrapped around your dick at the same time
>unfortunate

I see nothing unfortunate about this besides maybe her poisoning you, but only uncivilized sneks do that. She appears to be dressed nicely, so she's no savage.

Computer hacking

you keep getting notes from some nerd who thinks he's being an anonymous secret admirer (even though you can see him leaving them on your doorstep every time) and they're all poorly written and thought out "romantic" or "sexy" lines. Like
>I want you to step on my with your light up shoes
or
>I wrote a list of what I like about you, but it was a short list. Here it is [scrap of paper that says "Everythign"]

A place where you can get magical acrylic nails done that boost your unarmed attack because holy shit you have pink glitter claws now.

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Finishing up the first draft for the harpy thief expansion. I'm quite confident people will enjoy it once I can show it. For now, the next thing to do is the expansion for Ausbund and Imke, and then I can get to work on editing everything I've done this winter, which has been quite a lot. I'll be honest, I'm a little scared because it's a lot of words, but I think I can handle it. Wish me luck, /slabg/.

>>133674393
Good luck

>1-3 work
>4-6 "work"
>7-9 steal some condoms from the library
>0 lay on the bed and try to become one with the mattress so I no longer have any responsibilities

One of your husbandos getting jealous from all the boys paying attention to you so they drag you into an alleyway and fuck you until you don't even remember the other guys.

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>>133674393
You can do it, no sweat.

Vampire with those Nosferatu fangs that he gets made fun of for all the time. All the other vampires with normal teeth but sharp canines stuff carrots into his locker because he has bunny fangs

God, the music in Danganronpa is so funky.

How do I kill submissive Holli?
inb4 kill yourself
inb4 fenforums

>>133678071
Yeah, it's definitely one of the OSTs I made sure to download in full.
I'm biased tho since my husbando's in it.

>>133679690
Who is he?

>>133679875
Eyebrows
Him AND corncob hair, desu

>>133680027
Good choices
They were taken away from each other too soon.

>>133680635
The world wasn't ready for such a torrid bromance.

duck girls that quack

Cute boys with bushy eyebrows who just want to help you be the best you you can be, but get a little too energetic about it

>>133683515
QUACK QUACK

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>prof talking about a coding event, says something to the effect of "you can bring anything you need to work: laptop, phones, raspberry pies"
>think it's a joke and laugh
>stumble on raspberrypi.org later by accident
I'm getting my fucking degree in CIS and I'm this fucking stupid, jesus christ

stupid boys who don't know anything in Slablands when?

>>133686476
Aren't those really old things?

>>133686542
probably. I've always been more focused on the programming side of my degree so I never pay attention to the hardware aspects. One of my classes we have to use servers and I keep trying to get everyone on my team to explain it to me like I'm six and it's still not clicking.
lot of anxiety and imposter syndrome going on desu but this isn't the place to talk about it. I was just impressed by my stupidity enough to make the first post, plus I haven't gotten a change to use melted_anime_girl.jpg recently and that's a crime

>>133686791
>Software side only
TYPICAL NERD ALL BRAIN AND NOTHING TO POWER IT

>>133687261
hey man, someday I'll meet a nice IT guy and/or girl to do that part of it for me

my shoujos would never lie to me, right?

Priest who keeps trying to stay pure but keeps getting seduced by the PC until he pops Pavlovian boners the minute they walk into his church.

Also christian memes are some weird goddamn shit.

becoming a world famous thief with a dedicated guard/detective trying to track you down. What starts as begrudging admiration turns into obsession into one-sided love and all of a sudden he has to justify his feelings for you with his sense of duty and there's a big climactic moment when he catches you and he's trying to decide what to do.

flip

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>>133470839
jesus christ she really is my soulmate, the fuck

>>133687459
They would.

Sneaky fox slipping you the dick and you don't even know until he's already cum inside

>>133686197
>Not honk honk

>>133699496
That's geese, you doof.

>>133674393
luck

>>133669634
with my dick

>>133665863
An owl would be a cool pet. Owl girl with big hooters when?

>>133659197
Those are some big pans

Getting cocky

>>133656774
WHY GOD

>>133654193
The flying cloak of fun

>>133647751
Doing it right

smug girls

healthy girls

>>133697315
I've had a longer relationship with shoujos than with you, I think YOU'RE the one lying to me right now

>>133634979
10/10 would fuck while she sings the nation anthem and waves a flag.

>>133724130
Smaug girls.

>>133732679
Smoke girls

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More fluff snake.

>>133678368
Can't. She's permanent.

Lewd spiders where?

>>133742979
forest or cave area maybe?
I too lust for the arachdick

>the lady who did all those books about snogging died
aw man, those books gave me unrealistic expectations of my future life which made me feel like something was wrong with me.
sad to see her go

>>133738327
can't handle

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>>133738327
sweaters for sneks who don't have fluff

>>133751310
Man people that pet snakes do it entirely for ego, they're not even pets. They're show pieces that don't give the slightest shit about you and would eat you if they could.

>>133751423
man people that have "pet" snakes*

>>133751423
Wow, you just described cats.

>>133751310
Cute snek.

>>133751883
Mad snake owner confirmed.

>>133752020
More like realistic cat owner.

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>>133752128
You got something against snakes?

>>133752673
>>133752128

>>133752713
God what a cutie

I'm glad old british emos can be on youtube and get a decent fanbase. At least they have somewhere to go.

>>133754532
Elmos?

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I honestly don't know which one I like more

>>133757978
yes, those guys. the red guys

>>133758387
>Mature 17+
I didn't know google play offered those kinds of games desu

>>133757978
>>133754532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jbFWmd8bs4
Although emos does make sense since I did see a thing that basically said Brits are all one trend behind us, so there's still a bunch of Scene and Emo Brit kids running about. Poor bastards.

Today is a day.

>>133763581
where trump wins yet again

bat girls

Getting a throatful of tasty dick

>>133766010
When the caves go in

Possum blowjob when?

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>>133766010

>>133766652
Motherly titjobs when

>>133766032
Choking on tasty dick

What's the best kind of dick to suck? Nerd dick, brother dick, your own dick?
I main big bro and shy virgin dick, myself. Sometimes also evil dick, if the mood strikes.

>>133769010
Pouty noble dick

Magical necklace that boosts CHA and Leadership dramatically but increases your chances of being stalked, sexually assaulted, and proposed to.

how many monstergirls can i impregnate

>>133767158
Not soon enuff

>>133770532
Monstergirls? Just Elly.

>>133766285
Hanging out with possums when?

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Cuteness.

>>133778951
No

>had a dream
>some dude was following me while I was discovering I had secret powers so to try to disarm him when I confronted him I walked up and said he was handsome
>turns out he was the tutorial guy and he flirted hard with me while teaching me how to control my powers while everyone watched and gossiped
regret
>1-3 work
>4-6 write
>7-9 wrest
>0 wreturn to the dream so tutorial guy doesn't miss me too much

>>133778951
I guess it's kinda cute but, having sensitive and extremely ticklish feet myself, I can't condone the abuse those disembodied hands are inflicting on him.

>>133784310
oh no

>>133784615
She asked for it.

Give me the butt

>>133784615
>him

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So as far as I can tell Slablands hasn't been updated recently, which is understandable as updating games takes time and and energy both of which people don't necessarily have to devote to a text porn game, but I don't see anybody writing for it or even actually talking about it.
Did I catch you guys in a lull or is this how things go around here?
??????

>>133793808
Little of A little of B.

>>133793808
Most people don't talk about their writing here much until it's done, it seems like, but if you look up >>133674393 you'll see a writer talking about stuff.

Deer girl who has antlers and is self conscious about it.

Frail albino boy with bruises who tends to repeat what others say and is also my son.

Sans serif fonts

>>133803038
hands

>>133799231
Albino boys in general

>>133766652
I'd fuck it

>>133778951
she wants the dick

Banging a nun who body was basically made for sex.

>>133767158
yesterday

Creating laws against sex in a town just to supercharge how much girls want your dick.

>>133752713
Shut up snake

Motherly soft titjob from a stacked milf or athletic body worship from a multi armed girl?

>>133738327
She needs to put that fluffy to use on my dick

is there a gold cheat for this game? It's a drag to sell 500 chunks of ore one at a time to make money.

Pls

Elf girls

>>133824872
Did you beat the desert dungeon?

Man, we really need more ways to make money. We should do one of those weekly writing activities with a money based focus or something

>>133699879
HONK HONK

>>133835410
Chen pls

>>133686476
I hate that image.

does it count as snout if the girl is a mindflayer

Me.

>>133843121
You won't get away with a mind flayer.

>>133831305
Fel girls.

Stumbling on a hidden Garuda village and accidentally proposing to one of them without knowing because of weird customs.
Accidentally proposing to the biggest nerd in town who can't even look at you without turning bright red.

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Cute but slightly creepy frog girl.

>>133834212
> using Rambles as collateral for a loan
> losing Rambles after not being able to pay back the loan

>>133821343
N-Neither?

I didn't expect this. I guess I'll just have to do homework.

>>133821343
>>133857223
Nobody is here at 9 am. I'm in the mood for athletic body worship myself.

Stress

Getting stretched out by a thick dick until you feel like a turkey getting stuffing fisted into it

Detective waifus

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Horror stream starting:
at cytube, on the Doomhole channel

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>>133853981
Don't forget her similar but less creepy cousin.

>>133853981
Stumbling across a poison dart frog guy carrying his son on his back and his loli little sister in the deep jungle.

If you ignore the off putting vibe they give off, they'll cook you a nice meal and offer you a room in their treehouse for the night.

You can choose to stay up to talk to the dad and fuck him or wake up early and get whisked off into the jungle by the little sister for some weird, athletic sex.

Laggy waifus.

>>133869980
You had me at DILF

>>133839763
I think it looks preferably to be the original. Who doesn't love Meltwoman with the power to melt?

>>133873989
I'd rather have She-Flesh.
She's super strong, and super naked.

>>133813621
>nun breaking vow of celibacy to get at your dick
I never realized how much I wanted this until now.

>>133853981
>>133867156
Eating out a frog girl and tripping balls as you go balls deep.

>>133869980
>wake up early and get whisked off into the jungle by the little sister for some weird, athletic sex.
I'm sold.

MONKEY BUTT
O
N
K
E
Y

B
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T

>>133878971
Best butt

Spanking monkey butt as you pound it.

>>133880661
I've been considering writing a monkey dude but they just creep me out too much. Sapros would have to do it for me or something, he likes to write weird stuff right?

>>133878249
Oh god this has great potential too.

>>133878429
How weird should it be? Feeling tropical insect crawl all over you while you feel her legs wrap around your waist and her moist skin against yours? Webbed, elongated fingers sticky on your back as sweat drips down your body from effort of thrusting into her?

>>133881285
I think I could write a monkey girl but a monkey boy would be harder. For the girl I'd just copy the image that gets posted here a lot.

>>133880661
Spanking boy butt while fucking him would be great.

Pick the best girl/scene

http://strawpoll.me/6978737

>>133882424
Insects are a no.

>>133882424
>How weird should it be? Feeling tropical insect crawl all over you while you feel her legs wrap around your waist and her moist skin against yours? Webbed, elongated fingers sticky on your back as sweat drips down your body from effort of thrusting into her?
Works for me except for maybe the insects crawling everywhere bit.

>boy butt
Not my thing but I know there's plenty that will like it.

>>133883181
>pick one
So this is hell.

>>133882424
what about being on the receiving end of the spanking while fucking?

Timed underwater escort missions

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He's TOO bishie, reel it back a little

doing lines of medieval coke off a bara's pecs

>>133883181
>tie
Come on guys, don't make me have to choose

>>133893234
Looks like monkey butt is one ahead now.

>1-3 enjoy the shitty creepypasta
>4-6 enjoy writing the shitty dick
>7-9 do work
>0 watch shitty show so mum will stop screaming at me about samsquanches

Best name for a prince?

>>133898257
Bananaman

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Giving your ship girl the big stick

>>133900587
America is taking Japan by storm once more.

>>133898689
I can dig it, tho it's a little long.

>>133893234
The problem is that they're all pretty great.

Hugs

Heating up a small pot of water for your small girls to bathe in.

>>133898257
More teasing princes and seeing them getting huffy.

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Doesn't someone here like this girl?

>>133910184
its not that futa is bad, its that the people that write them are prone to being huge faggots

>>133910432
Nah, it's bad, and you replied to bait.

>>133910243
When does an annoying Prince become too annoying. Where's the line between making him learn his place and abusing him until he's a shadow of his former self?

>>133910247
i do now

>>133910247
Looks like the guy from that anime. He has like red stitches everywhere and barrettes/hairclips and white hair I think. No idea the show or name.

>>133910630
>bait
>Inb4 I was unconsciously baiting myself without realizing by making my post digitize into bait

>>133910247
Yas, I do.

>>133912097
Enjoy the picture

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I mean, I guess you're right? At least he's not a fuckboy.

So I guess this general is now dead.

>>133913132
>Someone just posts a poll about what project to write
>UR DED
You don't even try.

young lamia enchanter with lewd golem guardian. she's too naive to realize her golem "beats off" attackers instead of actually fighting them, and prefers to stick to her studies and work

yes or no

>>133914161
So wait. She built a golem girl that jerks you off? Sure why not.

>>133914161
Doesn't fit our setting. It's not a sex driven setting, so the idea of stuff that just fucks for no reason doesn't fly.

>>133914161
How hard is he gonna beat me off? I don't want crushed dick.

>>133914161
Change up how the golem girl works, like there is some way to trick it into lewd or command it to do lewd acts because of her fuck up.

>>133914274
Isn't that how the Christmas Elves kinda work, tho? They just show up DTF.

>>133914462
Those are people deciding they want to have sex with you, not a golem defeating people through sex for no reason.

>evens finish an entire scene
>odds just do some writing, no need to set a goal
>zero ur trash, take a trash nap

>>133914547
the golem could be the one deciding to have sex with you, tho. It just says the lamia is naive, not that she instructed him to do one thing and he just happens to do another. It could be a generic "deal with them" command and the golem's just like "well the best way to deal with them is jerk them off till they get tired and wander off"

>>133914718
Sex combat isn't exactly a thing either, you know. The logic that someone wants to steal your stuff or kill you stops because you swayed your hips was something that was said to be what we wanted to avoid.

>>133914274
>>133914393
>>133914547
Alright. Thanks for the info.

>>133914718
I'm toying with an introduction right now, basically you come across this woman being robbed by bandits, but one of the thieves is across the golem's knee being spanked.

>>133914854
but it's not because of the PC's charisma. it's because the golem wants to jerk them off.
you seemed to be implying that if they wanna fuck you it makes sense, maybe he just wants to fuck you because it's the easiest way to distract you/deal with you.
you're taking it to some sort of weird exaggerated extreme
>>133914963
sounds good to me, especially as I support corporal punishment for bandits

>>133915072
Jerking people off to defeat them is the same concept.

>>133914598
>realize I forgot to account for 2 loss scenes when making the outline
well shit

>>133915189
I don't think you have to write those if you don't want to.

>>133915232
Nah, I know a lot of people who like that kind of content don't get it in Slablands so I make sure to include it.
I'm just upset it went from a manageable sounding 8 scenes to a double-digit 10.

>>133883181
Can the monkey girl scene involve some light tail pulling where she ends up wrapping it around your arm?

>>133915120
I don't agree

>docs has a voice typing feature now
time to start yelling at my computer about getting fucked in the ass

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>when the cute guard who's been flirting with you all day drops his pants and you see what you got to work with

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>"you have to watch this show, it's great"
>www.dailymotion.com/video/x3s717y_mountain-monsters-s04e04-thunder-brothers_tv
and to keep it not off-topic, where do the hillbillies live in Slablands? Beside the swamp biome

>>133919609
Nowhere hopefully.

>>133919698
But the cajun patois slinging gatorboys!

>>133919791
They're so inbred your kids would still end up retarded from all the genetic trash they'd inherit.

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>>133919894
>having kids

>>133912174
You can't make him,

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>>133910247
Yeah. She's cute as fuck.

>>133911129
???

Dark yet darker waifu

ninja waifu

>>133925516
Wolf girl ninja in the works actually. I think she was a wolf girl anyway.

Using your shadow magic to hide in a girls shadow and fuck her

>>133902164
Banananananananaman

>>133930969
Still a little long. What about Rupert?

>>133895046
Monkey butt is supreme

Telling a girl that likes magical baseball to take a swing with your bat

>>133883181
based monkey

An orgy of cute boys, all impatiently waiting for their turn to fuck you in the hopes of making you cum

>>133936561
what

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Don't drink your waifus bath water

>>133878971
year of the butt

>>133877917
It's why they exist.

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Holy Knights

>>133867156
pretty cute

Boards moving pretty fast today

>>133853981
>Implying creep

>>133945171
Poor guy.

>>133953919
Proto-Saber.

>>133960236
She tried to warn him. His fault, really.
And it's funny how close they resemble each other.

>>133838762
Hquack honk

Mummy boy that should have been a respectable dried corpse, but a curse stops him from mummifying as is befitting of a pharaoh and instead leaves him as an immortal, very human looking, guy wrapped in bandages. You don't mind, though, because he still has a nice, thick cock for you to bounce on instead of some sad, shriveled thing.

>>133953919
Holy night

>>133949950
Well my dick certainly appreciates it.

Half goose duck girl