/vsg/ - /v/scape general: Hoipercroisis u fuckin cunt u edition

>>129078189
oi u cheeky cunt

>>129078189
bump

>>129078189
bumppp

>>129081034
fuk mate

>wen u dont give seridor the air talisman cause he aint the head wizard and he loses his shit at u

thx /v/

>>129082826
ikr

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>>129082826

>>129082997
omg

i actually forgot how god awful the pathing is in OSRS
>click somewhere
>character flies off to the left, stops, turns around, runs back to the click and then does a 1080 and moonwalks towards where i clicked 2 mins ago

>>129084042
It was so much worse in vscape back then. The features were everywhere.

>>129084526
shut ur fokin mouth u dirty cunt u

>>129085375
Never reply to my post unless you have something positive to contribute to our thread with meaningful discussions.

>>129085442
>dis foking cunt m8

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I feel like I'll never get a vissy drop but I've gotta keep trying.

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Who's the biggest shitter and why is it (you)

>>129087458
Me because im pooping rn

>>129086908
and you never will you fucking attention whore

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>>129087458
I cringed.

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meanwhile, in staff discord

>>129093898
Hon hon hon

thread is dead

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>>129086908

>>129093898
What does this image mean?

>>129099017
Pikols and Odel are actually Latent's other split personalities, as he suffers from multiple personality disorder compounded by amnesia with each personality episode. What this means is that Latent is the sole developer of vscape and its entirety, hence why only Latent is under "everyone". Latent is also a master multilogger, creating the illusion that he is more than person, even if it means pming himself.

That feeling when the irc has been forgotten, again.
Not enough g in this server to make it stick I suppose.

>>129102951
Hi bitterness

>>129102951
Hi bitterness

>>129102951
>irc
Put that shit in the OP and people will start using it

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Still had some leftovers from last night

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>>129105985
I-is that...ketchup...o-o-on scrambled eggs?

>>129107871
It's nice.

Not even best rice, white rice.

Absolutely plebian.

>>129107998
RICE*

fuggin hell don't do this to me phone

>>129107871
Yeah I make my fried rice with egg, halal sausage, and top it off with soy sauce and ketchup for that sweet goodness flavour.

>>129107998
>white rice

>>129109031
>literally eating shitskin rice

>>129109590
"It has the word brown in it that means its for shitskins haha!" - you

>>129105985
Enjoy your heart attack.

>>129110970
How is that unhealthy?

>>129114658
>snib posting his "BTFO" for 100th time
What else is new?

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the bantz are reaching critical mass
the community is straining to bear its own weight
vscape's death will not result from low population, but from dank bantz

>>129114763
hi mango

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>>129116676

>>129117489
nice shop

>>129117489
>global chat isn't current

can i play this on my mac

>>129118193
READ

>>129118279
THE

>>129118358
WIKIPEDIA

>>129118279
>>129118358
>>129118435
can i

>>129118798
All you had to do was read the wiki

How much do whips run these days?

>>129118193
>>129118798
>mac users are so incompetent they don't even know if they can run .jar files

RoW increases chances of clue scrolls, right? Does it also remove empty RDT table entries like in realscape?

>>129119264
"1m" t. Poor newfags

>>129119264
2m if you don't want to wait for Drugoon to farm another few hundred of them :^)

>>129119264
750k-1m any more and you're being jewed

>>129119343
That's how it works, yes.

ded

>>129123037
Truly a cancerous place filled with filthy statpadders

i just made a new char someone join me

>>129127216
depends who you are

>>129128051
im nobody

>>129128328
damn right you are.

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>disregard

Who are the dag king shitters

>>129131232
all me

>>129130769
shitbric being a beta fucking autist like always. fucking shitter.

>>129130769
dis retard

>>129131879
N O B U L L Y
O
B
U
L
L
Y

>>129131957
Fuck off slut

i was never a member and never got far in runescape whats this guthix page 1 worth? or should i keep it for that book

>>129133879
Guthix book is fine but zammy book is best for the most attack and pray bonus. Do what you see fit.

>>129133879
Guthix pages are worth about 100k ea, btw

>>129132042
Never reply to me again.

>>129137682
Never reply to me again shitlord.

>>129137895
Never reply to my posts again.

>>129138092
Never reply to my posts again shitlord.

Has Wtfmaster surpassed Randy yet in terms of being a FUCKING FAGGOT

>>129138675
hi autismbeast

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FIX WHEN!?

>>129138675
>not liking randy

>>129138675
randy is nice desu

vape scape

>>129078189
Who is this guy? I'm just looking through the catalog and see that beautiful face. Post more for me please.

>>129118798
You can, yes.

>>129118913
>someone further up complains about low pop.
>see this

>>129138773
>>129138773
hurr durr autism beast haha im autism master 93 haha every post is hypebeast haha

>>129142064
>wahhh spoonfeed me endlessly or this server is shit

>>129142260
I don't play this though nor do I know what it is. Some small time dwarf fort like community I'm guessing. Just wandered in looking for more pics of the Op.

>>129142649
u got it boss :)

>>129142649
>imblying any community can be like that of the greatness that is dwarf fortress' community

>>129143024
I didn't mean to imply that this was good, (im guessing this is runescape?) just a 'small' community. My husband enjoys it so it can't be horrendous.

>>129143814
PLS BE IN
L U M B R I D G E

>>129143814
Is this Wiggins' wife (who has a son that isn't Wiggins')?

>>129144076
I meant he plays Fort sorry that reads wrong. I thought Fort was a one person game so I don't know what he calls himself in their forums/threads/whatever.

And I'm guessing nothing more of op is out there?

>>129139583
I'm pretty sure I've gotten a random inside a bank as well.

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So is Hypebeast the main vocalist in Ringo Deathstarr?

>>129142064
>>129142260
He does have a point, we do constantly push away new comers, we could at least TRY to be POLITE about telling them to read the wiki.
>Implying we want retarded macfags anyways

>>129145251
If someone's oversensitive enough to the point where they get offended if they're told that the answers they seek are already available, what makes you think they'll even be an effective player and won't quit within a day?

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>>129143814
>doesn't read newcomer guide/FAQ as a newcomer
>uses a mac
>can't even use a mac without help
>female
LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE

>>129145662
>>129145595
THIS

>>129145595
>>129145662
>>129145734
this desu senpai baka
We want players, not zombies

>>129145662
But I only came here to ask for more of the OP and only because reverse search gives me nothing. Not to offend you but I wouldn't play this. I'm sure you'll continue with that train of thought even though all I did was glance through your thread after my first post.

P.S.A

Randy Marsh the fucking mexican is actually [Odel?]

>>129146346
Do not EVER respond to my post again

>>129146346
There's nothing else, quit wasting your time in here.

>>129147316
Cheers sweetheart.
>>129147270
This sounds so /tv/ I giggled

>>129147603
Go back to reddit lad.

who is this bearlad faggot and why is he shitting up my yell?

>>129148267
>bearlad
kekked

>>129148267
"Bearlad" is not proper ign and is insulting. Bobster not Bearlad ok hes a mod praise Odel

>>129146346

his name is brandon and he lives in /soc/ now go

Hello is President Bush there?

>>129153859
NoOOoOoooOoOoo

>>129146156
But zombies can pick flax :^)

>>129154754
Nice post, next time don't post such a worthless comment.

I was thinking of getting into this, any tips? Lag issues? Where is the server hosted?

>>129156571
Listen, kid, NEVER reply to my posts again.

How many people actually play /v/scape on average?

>>129156676
Server is hosted in Chicago and even then we have many Australian players so the connection is good all around, for beginner tips read the wiki linked in the OP.

>>129156745
its literally just one guy who mass multilogs so he won't be lonely

>>129156884
Good enough for me.

^
All me

Your primal self expected that you’d be born into a l33Thax0r tribe with MEME MENTORS, pepe role models, and transformational rites of passage that involved wuttwutt in the buttbutt.

Your primal brain expected to find itself in a sexual culture with fun m8ing rituals and a decent chance of finding a GF after puberty. As it should have. That kind of sexual culture had been the hunter-gatherer norm for hundreds of thousands of years. Unfortunately, you never got any of that good stuff your ancestors got. Thanks Obama.

No, you got fed a bunch of bullshit by single mom (cuz u a loser neet), priests, professors, and politicians trying to tell you what to do, usually in service of some kind of D E V I L I S H agenda that had nothing to do with your health, happiness, or mating success.

Your culture should have taught you long ago that to be successful in mating, you simply have to become the kind of man that women have evolved to want.

>>129157019
>>129157009
>>129156884
All me
-Master

>>129156876
Thanks, is this fun anyway lol

Will i get used to the x2.25? Shits too fast?
I never got into original runescape, not because i didnt like it tho, its just that i had better games at that moment

>>>/v/324552780
we dont want you here

>>129157242
2.25x actually feels like the fairest rate desu

super fast in the beginning to get you into the skill, and it evens out towards the end

>is this fun anyway

nah

>>129157454
Good, i come from the place where everyone hates fun, including me

>>129157242
2.25x is the fucking perfect grind rate, seriously whoever came up with it for /v/scape is a genius. Certain quest exp rewards will level you up through ~50 or so in some skills very fast, but at the later levels past 80 the grind goes back to acceptable rates for a good amount of longevity in the game.

I don't know how you'll find /v/scape if you've never played realscape back in the day though, but you can give it a shot.

>>129157426
Kek that post was literally me.

>>129157081
more dating advice

Want to get girls? ACCOUNT FOR THE WOMAN’S PERSPECTIVE

You obviously have your own missions and goals regarding the acquisition of feminine penis. But what so many guys fail to account for is that women have their own perspective, and it is different than yours. Instead of feminine penis, they desire DADCUM, it’s really the same thing but you will need to keep that in mind.

There’s a reason you don’t understand women. A reason why you’re a loser playing vscape right now. Women evolved to be more complicated than you can understand so they could protect themselves from AUTISM. Why do you think there are less autistic females than males? It’s just science.

But trying to attract women without understanding that and them—who they are, what they want, what they’re attracted to —is like heading out into the wildy and trying to farm greendrags without paying the coal tax. You will find yourself rage quitting and cryfagging on ::yell before you can yell SHAq pENIS.

Sure, you could be a stubborn idiot and continue wandering around, guided by the North Star of your ridiculous sexual fantasies until finally you bump into someone willing to put up with your bullshit. But that’s the fast track to becoming a oldfag on vscape. There is another option: you could get out of your head and into women’s heads—with curiosity, respect, and a commitment to mutual benefit. That’s the fast track to mating success.

>>129158165
ok

>>129157669
this is true. im not sure how odel figured it out but 2.25 is god tier grind rate.

>>129160216
it was voted on newfag

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Okay, I don't think you guys quite understood what I meant when I asked if a chick with balls would be gay. I didn't mean a man with breasts, or a woman with a penis. Just balls. So, is this gay?

>>129162768
as long as the balls don't touch its never gay ok

>>129162768
looks pretty
N
S
F
W

>>129163141
But is it gay?

>>129162768
dont ever post in my thread again shithead

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>>129162768

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>>129162768

>>129162768
but the vagina doesn't go on the front. it would be on the other side of the balls so you'd have to touch the balls to touch it. gay.

>>129165396
But balls go in the back...

>>129165725
>his penis isn't behind his balls

>>129165725
so they'd be hanging from the taint

>>129157057
You seem upset

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The loot was a nice extra, but not necessary for the enjoyment.

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>>129170197

>>129170197
You didn't have anything better to do than 2/9 drop rate (one of which was cheap alch fodder)?

>>129170197
>He wants to be Latent so badly
>He will never even come close
A tragic character.

AAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, QP FUCKING W, HERE'S A PIC OF SOME FUCKING SANTA HATS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags grind your dumb gay skills. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the thread of a private server of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

>>129170197
Can you be anymore of a Latent clone? This is pathetic. I bet you run when the real dogs are after you.

>>129172012
He even wears the 3rd age helm. It's heartbreaking.

>>129171920
Don't ever post in my thread again.

>>129170967
2/9 is miles above average for him

>>129171373

At least he tries. =\

>>129173194
I kinda like when he kills me. It saves me the monotonousness of the Wildy Agility course

>>129173441
>i like it when he forcefully sends me ::home
Found the masochistic cuck. Post yoir ign so I can laff at you

>>129170197
LATENT VS MRTOMMYGUN2 AT THIS YEAR'S WI1DYMANIA

WHO WILL WIN??!?!

Rhetorical question because we all know Tommygun is a mega shitter that can only kill skillers.

>>129174441
Even wiggins is less of a cuck than tommygun. At least he stepped up.

>>129174385
basedwiggins

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>>129170197
>Killing people that had no items

>>129176642
honestly though, who's stupid enough to bring shit to the agility course?
>oh wait