/meg/ - Mass Effect General -

liara best waifu

>>128711789
>One loved you the moste
Of any waifu? I think you're forgetting someone

>>128712098
>comic-anon all sneakylike trying to get the first post but failing horribly

>>128712489
comic-anon a cute!
cute!

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night meg, have a good one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo
this was second choice for thread theme

>>128711856
top music choice

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>>128712240
>Of any waifu? I think you're forgetting someone
>Not keeping up with meg culture
>1994+22
I shygidiggy

>>128713354
mfw

>>128714241
i'm doing my best m8 i've only been here since july

>>128714367
Well, this one's on me;
Miri may not have loved you the most of any waifu, but she loved you the moste. Also, pobody's nerfect.

>>128714880
>moste
is this related to "succulente"?

>>128714981
it most definitely could be so

>>128715354
i feel like you're being deliberately obtuse anon

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>>128711856
>old posters returning

I have really tried to stay away from /meg/ and 4chan generally. It seems that I just can't do that. It won't let me. We are all here forever, aren't we.

Anyways, whatcha doin, /meg/?

Is the great bread question already resolved? Liara best waifu and Czech bread best bread

>>128715479
>Liara best waifu
Good lad

>Czech bread best bread
Bad lad

French bread is best bread and you should always put a bit of salt in your hot chocolate

>>128715604
>French bread

Trying to learn French for the last few weeks. Utter faggotry of that language amazes me every day (how they managed to fuck up their numbers like that is beyond me). Also what the fuck is with not reading half of a sentence. Other than that, it has been fun. More fun, than trying to learn German.

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>>128715965
I tried to learn French and gave up after a year because no fun. Then I tried German and gave up after 2 years. German has some absolutely ridiculous things about it

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>>128716108
I think German is more "no fun allowed" mode for me.

Anyways I hope you are all faring well.

>kind of want to write a short fanfic
>don't want to at the same time

/meg/ orgy when?

>>128717536
When we get enough women to not make it a gangbang.

>>128717616
>Women
>On /meg/

>>128717720
there are at least three that i know of

>>128717790
There are barely three people at all, let alone women.

>>128717790
Are you including that disgusting trap boy?

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>>128713665

mang!

fucking love bill withers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS94BzCaba4

>>128717858
there's 9 people here right now, and it's friday night in american and obscenely early in europe

>>128717919
no

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>>128717937
like the instrumentals on that. shame he quit so early in his career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM
also love the little intro bit on this

>>128718307
>>128717937
Do you guys like Tom Waits?

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>>128718307

my favourite al green number

wish i could sing like this cunt 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOxFl4dna3o

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>>128718719
he's top tier

>>128718587
never listened

I'm worried the janitor is going to come in here and have a heart attack

>>128718587

i haven't ever really given him a shot 2bh

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Consortium is on steam for free. I watched the trailer, looks like absolute shit but apparently the story is nice.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/264240/

I mean it's free, what could possibly go wrong, right guys?

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>>128719208

>your decisions and actions will *actually matter* in this game

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>>128719208
>another game in my library that i don't have time to play

A waifu leaving you and loving another

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>>128720509

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk7_HY9svAw

>>128711856
If Tali is exiled from the Flotilla, is it possible to save both the Quarians and the Geth?
I feel her getting exiled is more interesting dramatically, but I would like to be able to save both in the end.

I know you have to reach a certain amount of flags by taking certain options, but I also heard that if Tali is exiled, its just flat impossible to save both. Is that true, or if I take all the other right options will it still be possible?

>>128724067
It's downright impossible

>>128724067
-Rewrote the Heretics (0 points)
-Destroyed the Heretics (+2 points)
-Tali is NOT exiled (+2 points)
-Tali has been exiled/You did not do the Loyalty Mission (0 points)
-Resolved Legion/Tali conflict either using the Paragon or Renegade options (+1 point)
-N7 Mission: Save the Admiral on Rannoch in ME3 (+1 point)
-N7 Mission: Destroy Geth Squadron on Rannoch in ME3 (+1 point)
-Completed Legion's Mission in ME3 (or no peace)

If Tali is exiled then she doesn't have the authority of an admiral and so she's not of any use.

>>128712098
Why would she go all glowy if she was just going to shoot it?

Somewhere between Bioware's shit animations and this comic's shit panels, there's a Mass Effect universe where organisms interact normally.

>>128726705
I don't even question it anymore.

>>128719208
It's like a Garry's Mod Mass Effect if you never left the ship.

i wish i had a femkro waifu right now

>>128724067
>is it possible to save both the Quarians and the Geth?
why would you ever do that?
why would you ever save the quarians?

>>128725508
you know, that table doesn't mean squad if you don't mention how many points you need.

>>128726705
m-maybe she just activated warp ammo?

>>128726937
is that good or bad?

>>128728712
>I wish I was dead right now

Anybody else playing Dragon's Dogma? It's pretty fun so far

>>128730352
5 points but even then if you don't have save Tali from exile then what does it matter? You can have 5 points and still not be able to do it.

Andromeda's trailer shits all over Johnny Cash. It would be appropriately if it were for a manly RPG like Fallout NV filled with rugged bearded American men, but this is for a gay Canadian progressive Star Trek space opera with multiculti cast of women and queers. It is a deliberate insult and lame attempt to channel an essence that is not theirs.

>>128730419
Nope, playing Endless Space, but I'm going to sleep now.

>>128732998
>Andromeda's trailer shits all over Johnny Cash.
that it does.

Hey guys, first time coming to /meg/. I actually started playing Mass Effect two weeks ago, after buying the whole trilogy. 40 hours into ME2 at the moment, and I can't have enough of that game. I simply love how rewarding it can be in if you dedicate enough time and attention to all of its many aspects. I'm glad I didn't pay attention to it until now, as everything feels as fresh as it can get, especially since it aged so well (in my opinion, at least). Any advice for a new ME player?

>>128736046
No advice necessary, they aren't particularly challenging games, just enjoy them and don't let the shitposting get to you. Who are you waifuing?

>>128736245
>just enjoy them and don't let the shitposting get to you
I see, thanks.

>Who are you waifuing?
Liara T'Soni. Just invited her to my ship in ME2, by the way. I'm actually feeling horrible, as I was homing in on Miranda and then suddenly heard that she was in Illium. Seeing how she turned out in 2 was a very pleasant surprise.

>>128736046
No ME3. Imagine your own ME3.

>>128736727
I think I'm going to listen to the other guy and not let the shitposting get to me, but thanks for the input.

>>128736796
That's great, buddy.

>>128736634
Good choice, Larry is canon waifu 2bh

>>128711856
Is the cosplay guy with the defined nutsack an inside joke?

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A cute, stacked Asian waifu?

>>128715479

Not much, just came back from a short workday. Getting some coffee.

>>128716391

Hot damn, who's that? It's not Marina, is it?
>dem goddamn abs

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>>128726705
>there's a Mass Effect universe where organisms interact normally

TAKE ME THERE, ANON

>>128736046
Upgrade your damn ship all the way if you have not already done so.

>>128744890
>there are people who actually did the 'suicide mission' without fully upgrading their ship or making sure everyone was loyal
>there are people who lost half of their squad, if not more

>>128741334
so how you can't even see anything

>>128745292

How right you are.

>>128745221
>there are people who didn't have common sense when choosing squad leaders, the biotic, etc.

>>128745221
I did that...... Was my first time playing the trilogy.

>>128745492

Was it your first time playing an RPG, or even a video game?

>>128745596
First RPG. :^)

>>128745676

Jesus. So, what went through your head, "Let's rush through this game, and not explore as much as possible/upgrade everything."?
Or was it "You know, I could give the ship all THREE necessary upgrades, but let's not"?

I'm genuinely curious, here, I really don't get it.

>>128745883
The first.

>>128726705

biotic barrier

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DED

>>128745883
More like he didn't knew or understand that people could die by not upgrading.

>>128748858

The only upgrades that are needed are armour, shield and cannon upgrades. If you don't get those, then what the hell are you doing?

>>128749189
Honestly, on my first playtrough half of my squad died too. I highly doubt anyone got them all to live on the first try.

>>128749867

I lost one dude, but was because I wasn't paying attention when they explained the infiltrator. Retarded mistake in hindsight, but I still got all the upgrades.

>>128749867
The majority must have had everyone live on their first try, people can't be that stupid

Every Mass Effect girl is cute

>they say me3 is shit

>mfw theres nothing wrong with it
>except its too easy

>>128751205
Enjoy your krogan females pal...

>>128751304
Femkros have nice personalities

>>128751747
Eve was nice.

>>128751220
>mfw theres nothing wrong with it
Diana Allers.

>>128751816
Dont let her on your ship then

>tfw can't write.
>tfw trying to replace shitty bits of a fic.
>tfw only to add more shit.

>>128751931
She exists. She's in the game files, she shows up on your screen. There is no getting around that. You can't mod her out. She is in there, festering, ruining the game, the mechanics, the plot, the characters. Slowly but without fail. It cannot be salvaged.

>>128752120
She pops up for 1minute while i tell her to fuck off, and never shows up.

Im sorry for your game experience.

>>128736634
Top tier waifu

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>>128752257
>Im sorry for your game experience.

>>128730352
>i sacrifice the biggest fleet in the galaxy just because i dont like quarians

>>128753581
>biggest fleet in the galaxy

95% of that are liveships that don't do shit, and even they do, they break just by looking at them.
Militarily wise, the geth is the better choice, if one has to choose.

>>128753581
The quarian flotilla is basically a whole bunch of retrofiitted civilian and military ships modified to hold as many quarians, and the infrastructure required, as possible.
They don't even have spinal guns. The spinning section is in the way. They use piddly little turrets.

>>128753670
>>128753762
you payed any attention? they mounted guns even on the civilian ships, making them dreadnaughts. in the game it is explained that the flotilla is uses as a support role, like artillery firing from the back ranks.

besides who is cruel enough to do this to tali?

>>128754046

Couldn't give less of a shit about her, man.

>>128754160
wow so cool and edgy

i bet you area pretty fun person

>>128754291
>doesn't care about your waifu
>cool and edgy

Wow.

>>128754372
tali is not my waifu
but is one of the few characters from me1

>i go betray the one of the main characters who sided with me against saren and the geth and the collectors just because i am such a hard guy

>>128754046
They've only got three liveships though. And there's no space to mount a big spinal gun because of the big spinning globe.

Tali a qt.

Sup you filthy third worlders?

>>128751220
>nothing wrong with me3

That's not just incorrect, it's idiotic.

>>128755183
Sup nigga. Wanna talk some shit?

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A Kilimanjaro Dreadnought and a Alamo class Frigate on a Mission.

>>128760680
>African suicide commando

>>128761594
where?

>>128736634
>Liara

You did good son, you did good.

>>128754595

If it gives me a better military power against the Reapers and I can't choose both, sure. I didn't even want her in the first place, Bioware continually forced her on me.

>>128756312
Please elaborate

>>128765605
i see your point and can accept your opinion.
have a good day.

Dreaming of holding a waifu in your arms?
Waking up and realizing you are alone?

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its snowing /meg, i can finally play noveria with cookies and tea for the unltimate comfy feeling

>>128772081
At least I'd had the dream.

A waifu having an anal orgasm?

>>128774824
>tfw so busy with college and work you can't play games on comfy mode.

Well atleast I can still lurk threads while on the job and when doing projects

>>128774824
>tfw no planet where your waifu comments on the cold, but brisk and nice, heavy air

I was around -8 degress celsius when I rode my bike home, yesterday. I could feel the moisture in my breath freezing on my beard.

>>128777625
resulting in her wanting anal much more often?

>>128780235

Walking in on her fingering her butt when she doesn't expect you to be home?
Making her knees weak by rubbing her butthole outside of the skintight clothing she wears?

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So I have finally read through this:
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8077623/1/Introduction-to-Asari-for-Humans

And apart from some minor stuff, I think it is fairly well written and interesting. Do you anons have something similar for reading? I don't really like story fanstuff, "facts" are much better.

>>128781982
What's with her eyes? And why is some of her skin violet?

>>128781982
Nothing too similar, though I wish I did, I very much like that analytical, 'scientific' style.

>>128754595
you were forced to take her in ME1. you could ignore taking wrex and garrus, but the fucking quarian is a forced addition and you can't get rid of her? fuck that, there's finally the reckoning.

>>128783185
Yes, exactly. Even fanfic ME lore can be really great, shame most of the stuff is cringy dickery.

>>128781982
Who is this

>>128784621
Lara Croft

>>128784980
I'd raid her tomb if you know what I mean haha

>>128785650
haha yeah. no I don't.

>>128785850
I'd break into her tomb and plunder it for jewelry and shit

>>128786014
But she is not dead, anon.

>>128787530
She's from a rich asari family. I bet they have their own family crypt that's completely loaded with riches

>>128787776
B-but Lara Croft is not asari. How can you plunder her tomb.

>>128788071
See:
>>128781982
>>128784621
>>128784980

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Threadly reminder

>Cerberus best dressed
>Miranda best waifu
>Sentinel best class [spoilers]Infiltrator cool too[/spoiler]
>Feros worst ME1 planet
>suicide mission highlight of the series
>Genophage was entirely necessary

If need clarification or further insight for any Scar Opinions™ you may ask

>>128788257
>asari appropriating our culture

Fucking disgusting.

>>128788904
>Miranda
You mean Liara

>>128788909
>not wanting a qt humanboo gf

>>128788904

Fuck off, please.

wew /meg/ it's snowing so much literally Noveria tier

Friendly reminder that:
Miranda cannot have children
Miranda was not born
Miranda does not have a mother
Is she even human?

>>128788904
>Cerberus best dressed
no, alliance best
cerberus soldiers just look like roid my shit up

>Miranda best waifu
pls check the thread header and reevaluate
but fits to the roid my shit up statement

>Sentinel best class Infiltrator cool too
infiltrator best tbqhf

>Feros worst ME1 planet
agreed

>suicide mission highlight of the series
partially agree, since me2 is totally pointless and there is no reason to pass the omega relay

>Genophage was entirely necessary
agreed

How common are male human/female quarian relationships?

>>128789932

Not common, because neither are quarians.

>>128789615
>unprotected secks ftw
>no need to worry about gifts
>no awkward family dinners

what makes a human a human?

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>MEA will bo on frostbite

How does it feel, knowing our game will now run smoothly on the greatest video game engine ever devised?

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>>128788904
>Cerberus best dressed
Acceptable. Dem Asari Commandos though and Alliance blue.

>Miranda best waifu
Liara best waifu. Miranda is fine though.

>Sentinel best class, I can't into spoilers.
Nope.

>Feros worst ME1 planet
Bit Lovecraftian. Not worst.

>suicide mission highlight of the series
Nope. Those calm moments on the Citadel, when you are wanting to be there IRL, but you know you can't.Only in your sleep and after you die.

>Genophage was entirely necessary
That is quite debatable.

>>128789932
One is too much, anon.

>>128790056
>call moments on the Citadel
Sitting at a cafe on the presidium and talking to best waifu?

>>128790040
She's more like a mutant/abomination desu

>>128788904

Alliance blues are pretty good though

>>128790336
How do you feel about the STT prevention thing in the OP?

>>128790213
>mutant/abomination
beggars cant be choosers

>>128788904
Vanguard is pretty cool tho, charging from enemy to enemy if pretty fun in me3
i have yet to try the others, infiltrator sounds boring af

>>128790043
>run smoothly
not on my laptop

>>128790438
I'm being discriminated against. I should be free to infect whoever I want.

>>128789932
There aren't a lot of quarians in the galaxy generally and thus not as much interaction as there would be otherwise. But quarians who have left the flotilla often seek human males for mates, and humans inclined to quarians will usually find them very receptive.

>>128790552
Please Thanemancer, leave some human waifus for the rest of us.

What would Thane-kun think?

>>128790552
Hiring a qt prostitute and surreptitiously infecting her when she arrives at your hotel room? Telling her that she has the wrong address so she doesn't even get paid?

>>128790526
>vanguard
the class where you use one OP power and one OP weapon for the entire trilogy, boring as fuck

>>128790809
Once I underwent STT I developed a natural urge to spread the disease and infect as many as I could.

Thane-chan understands that it's not my fault and I can't be held responsible for any of my actions ever.

>>128790915
Doing this several times a day, infecting hundreds of people in the course of a month?

>>128791541
what's a STT ?

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>>128791541
Don't be a mean.

>>128791541
Eventually spreading to every human female? Wiping out the human race?

>>128791668
Sucking Thanemancer's Treats

>>128791474
specify

>>128791668
:^)

>>128791761
I've always been a mean.

>>128791792
Mutating the disease so it can spread to quarians and asari?

>>128791792
Thanemancer doesn't have any treats, she is a femtur.

Wicked, flesh-rending talons=/=treats

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>>128791951

>>128792027
Talons are treats too you fucking racist

>>128791935
charge plus biggest shotgun (dont remember) and you just run though and beat it easily on insanity

no challange, no mixup
everytime power plus left click = dead enemy
fun for a while but gets boring fast

Do you guys have any good ME fanfictions to share?

>>128792173
prove it

>>128792054
Your waifu crying as she painfully transforms into a femtur?

>>128792173
Agreed! :^)

>>128792173

Talons are disgusting, you deviant fuck.

>>128792295
ok

>>128792432
>she painfully transforms into a femtur?
n-no, please

>>128792321
Yes but I'm not sharing

>>128792750
Meanie

>>128789932

Practically none, Quarians stay in the Migrant Fleet after their hajj and they can't really have relationships with non-Quarians because of their suits.

>>128792432
>Your waifu crying as she painfully transforms into a femtur?
I'd still love her desu

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>>128792321
adrian DELAWARE

>>128792672
It takes a few days. Agony the whole time.

>>128792940
You can still look her in the eyes if a turian stares back at you?

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>People actually think Femshep's voice acting is good

>>128793598
>You can still look her in the eyes if a turian stares back at you?
I'd be uncomfortable at first but I'd adjust as long as she is still the same person

>>128730551
Why would they both give saving tali from exile points if its already required?

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>>128793606
>right about to launch attack on reaper fleet orbiting earth
>and she "screams" FIRE

>>128793606
anon, dont start this shit again, seriously

>>128793606
watch out before you trigger the frecklebeast spammer's autism

>>128793980
>doesnt like femshep voiceacting
>plays triology with femshep to the end

are you retarded?

>>128793768
A true lover of his waifu.

>>128793979
Because fuck ME that's why

>>128793598
When did you realize you were becoming the femtur?

>>128794325
>Youtube isn't a thing

>>128794325
I can't say I don't like something without trying it, anon

>>128793606
andromeda teaser is spoken by hale

guess who is more representative as shepard?

>>128793598
Did you get fired after you left the hospital?

D-did your husbando dump you when he found out?

>>128794325
>>128794591
too late for >>128794232 it seems

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best

>>128794540
so you tell me, you played though 3 games entirely with a protagonist whos voice acting you dont like?
i dont get it

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>>128794715
beste

>>128794591
>guess who is more representative as shepard?

What does this mean?

>>128794495
My skin started changing color and I got very itchy; that's when my skin started to shed.

>>128794638
It's illegal under Citadel Council law to fire someone for turning into a turian

Of course not, he's dead

>>128794493
>A true lover of his waifu.
I would sometimes look at old photographs of her/us wistfully though

>>128793178
>adrian DELAWARE
more!

>>128794889
EA biometric scans though origin has confirmed that more people enjoyed playing as femshep than as mshep.
therefore they chose hale to represent shepard in the andromeda teaser.

>>128794856
I didn't say I hate her voice, I played this game to see all romances with both male/female shep options (never attempted homo romances, I'm homophobic), try different stuff etc.

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>>128794591
>male shep on cover of ME1
>male shep on cover of ME2
>Male shep on cover of ME3, with femshep being non default option
>ME:A trailer with male

Lol

>>128795140
Did you like that story?

>>128795097
She asks you in that mournful, dual-toned voice if you still look at her the same way she was before.

Can you respond without a hint of doubt in your voice?

>>128795140
>more!
I don't know if there are more, eddy if you're here pls tell

>>128795217
target group for marketing
more males than females play videogames
a male protagonist generates more potential buyers

>ME:A trailer with male
not the protagonist, check your facts

also read>>128795148

>>128795440
What could you say in this situation without lying or hurting her?

>>128793606
god why is this image so funny? I HATE king of the hill!

>>128795293
yes, and need more ADS.

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>>128795695
king of the hill is the most based cartoon tbqhf

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>>128795521
>target group
Exactly, so femshep only a shitty secondary option with liara thrown in to make her romance options not seem like shit

>not protagonist
Still, bro in trailer.

Face it you cuck, Hale's best voice acting in a military role is in fucking halo 4

>>128795828
what is going on here? never romanced her in 3

>>128795917
Tatoos

>>128795852
>Face it you cuck
what does anything discussed have to do with cuck?
i think you are a bit overprojecting my little beta companion, now go run and never come back

[OPINION DISCARDED]

>>128795917
citadel DLC, she visits your apartment and tattoos you, I don't want to spoil the rest

A waifu with a fantastic pair of tits?
>>>/gif/7949169
>>>/gif/7949260

>>128789323
No I mean Miranda

>>128789407
Lick my shaft

>>128789750
>cerberus soldiers
I did not specify soldiers. Their entire organization is best dressed. Solid color scheme and design choices.

>>128790056
>quite debatable

Not at all, Krogan are a plague on the galaxy. They breed far too fast and live far too long and their behavior after the Rachni Wars completely validated the 'phage

>>128790336
But not as pretty good as Cerberus

>>128790526
>infiltrator sounds boring af

No way. Lining up the shots in ME1 and one shotting fools with dat Widow is incomparable. I miss the reticle in ME1 so much

>>128795148

That's literally wrong, though.
>EA biometric scans

DUDE WHAT
Do you even know what that is?

>>128795521
>>ME:A trailer with male
>not the protagonist, check your facts

Are you talking about the dumb theory posted here about being hunted by the N7 guy?

>>128795852

DESE EGGHEADS

>>128797039
LOL

>>128797039
>DUDE WHAT
>Do you even know what that is?

what is a joke?

>Are you talking about the dumb theory posted here about being hunted by the N7 guy?

no im talking about the official statement from bioware

>>128797272
>this comic
>insinuating that Asari weren't dirty information hoarders that kept Prothean tech for themselves and acted high and mighty

>>128795847
for you

So I just got the games and before I play all I wanna know is if my choices in 1 game affect the later ones, if so I think im gonna love this series.

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>>128797892
Where did you get this picture of me

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>>128798207
disgusting

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>>128798267
<3

More The Division gameplay:
>https://youtu.be/I4AYQDo7Z60
They could buff the assault rifle just a tiny bit, it doesn't seem to do much more damage than the pistol. I like the trigger discipline in cover and during reloads, though, that's a very nice touch.

I still don't understand how the people at Machinima can be this terrible at video games. It'd be like if Jeremy Clarkson just barely knew how to drive.

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>>128797869

Muh waifu version.

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>>128797869
>>128798207

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>>128798790
How can this even happen?
brb i have to bleach my brain

>>128798918
if I read this shit one more time

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>>128798992
>How can this even happen?

Like with every other romance in Mass Effect, it all boils down to not being an asshole to the person. They'll drop to their kness, and suck your dick right there.

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>>128799673
it's okay anon i'll still love you if you hit me

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>>128798403
It looks like utter shit and that bulletsponging enemies are nearly too much painful to look.

>>128799673
disgusting

>>128799998
Cute!

>>128797869
Was this in the game? Or is it just art somebody made?

>>128799673
It always bugged me a bit that there was no option for just pure biotics. I mean Jack utterly destroys that prison ship with nothing but her biotics but in gameplay shes just a worse vanguard.

I think it would be cool if in Andromeda there would be an option to go gunless, nothing but biotics.

>>128801676
Fan art. There are version for every waifu and for non-faggots too.

Also fuck insomnia. I am going to work in a few hours and just can't fall to sleep at all.

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>>128801829
>mfw getting my first night's sleep in a week

>>128801828
there were so many gun cutscenes though they'd have had to invest extra work into gunless scenes so that's not on the agenda. I mean they didn't even manage to give you the right gun, instead it defaulted to the avenger or shuriken or predator.
I'm still mad that samara, tela vasir and liara could basically fly while you, as one of the most powerful biotic in the galaxy (according to liara) had to stare after them and take the long walk down.

>>128802323
>there were so many gun cutscenes though they'd have had to invest extra work into gunless scenes

they didnt even pput work in those, everyone always had the m8 and standard pistol...just lazy desu

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>>128802036
went to sleep at 8 in the morning, slept the whole day until 9 in the evening, now I'm at work again, but the first time in weeks I feel fine and I actually caught quite a long day of sleep for a change, not just lying awake.

>>128802687
>working on sunday night
what are you doing, if i may ask?

>>128802872
>sunday night
>living in a meme timezone

>>128802632
that's what he wrote in the sentence just after

>>128802872
hotel deskjob

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>>128802036
Congrats, anon. Good for you.

>>128802687
Glad to hear that, Germanbro. I am currently working a job similar to yours (handling security cameras and team in a very very rich gated neighbourhood, it's night/day shifts) so my sleeping schedule is fucked beyond belief.

Gonna try to get some sleep, good night /meg/. Waifu dreams.

Hi meg. Are you buying ME4, despite the game being written by a fucking racist fucking piece of shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW1lHd-hA0M

I'm just saying.

>>128804118
I'm not watching that but I'm not buying it because it'll be shit

>>128804118
pirating it first tbqh

>>128804118
>15 minutes
Why don't you give me the tl;dr version

>>128803393
yeah the switching shifts is what's killing me. at least I don't have to do early shifts, they are the worst, too much actual work to be done.

>>128804118
no sound here, who is the "racist fucking piece of shit"?
not that being racist is a bad thing

>>128805426
Manveer Heim
Being racist is a bad thing you wrinkly old kraut

>>128804118
Pre ordering limited edition.

>>128805591
>Being racist is a bad thing
kek

>>128805591
>Heim
Heir*

>>128805128

Some guy on Youtube is pissed about that Bioware dev Manveer Heir and his allegedly anti-white tweets.

>>128806065
b-but tumblr told me you can't be racist against whites

>>128807851
>tattoo

No

>>128808712
>No

Okay

>>>/aco/297696

scar if you send me TM's treats I will literally send you 50 dollars

>>128811015
Anon! HeT!!

>>128811015
i read that as TIM's treats

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>>128809083
lovely

>>128812910
that looks half drawn, half ingame graphics

>>128813076
It's in-game I think. Maybe some sort of filter applied

>>128813397
possibly

>>128813756
regardless, she is very qt

>>128812910
who is this

>>128815095
you

>>128815095
ARE YOU BLIND??? IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE FILENAME!

>>128816165
c5c25967dfbfc021baf747663 best waifu

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>>128816293
it's c5c25967dfbfc021baf747663310b5a9. keep your shitty minimizations out of this thread!

>>128816782
>keep your shitty minimizations out of this thread
ok WG

>>128816883
I was being facetious

>>128817171
i am aware of that

>>128817171
more like FAGtious lmao

>>128818018
wg literally wrecked

>>128818018
>>128818764
y-yeah haha.

need a waifu to cuddle with

>>128819790
what's your phone number bb

>>128819852
you aren't a waifu

>>128819910
but i can be, just let me into your heart

>>128819995
how

>>128819790
I'll be your waifu
if... a femtur is okay

>>128820121
ok but you have to promise to not talon me

>>128820121
how do you kiss a girl with mandibles

p-please teach me

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>>128820670
VERY carefully, look at those teeth

>>128820823
The teeth are the best part of the kiss though.
>running your tongue all along the cool, smooth surface of every individual tooth in her mouth, one by one, and teasing around the sharp bits

>>128821369
Getting your tongue bit off by a zealous femtur?

>>128821752
Don't know about getting it severed but if she playfully bit down and scraped a little bit down the middle I wouldn't mind too much.

>sit at reception all evening/night
>check outside first time
>snow

holy shit man, I'm happy and sad, happy because finally some snow, sad because I'll have to shovel it. FUCK!

A waifu sitting next to you, holding your hand as you lie in hospice?

>>128823175
Did she get a bit too overeager with her teeth?

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>>128823361
#justfemturproblems

>>128821983
Pathetic wavecuck

>>128823850
Wagecuck*

>>128823581
Problems I would gladly submit myself to for the chance to date a femtur

>>128823850
sorry man, not everyone can live the NEET life

>>128821983
How much did you get?

>>128824883
6 inches, the same size as the dick in his throat right now

>>128824429
>not having a real career

>>128824883
not much, maybe 2 cm of easy snow, had to clear it out anyway.

>>128825390
You could have just driven over that

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>>128826048
northern countries/states a best

>>128828090
yup

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>>128821983
think of all the refugees in their tents who want to go home now, get comfy

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>>128826048
I can't drive up the stairs to the hotel's veranda

>>128828090
definitely. should move to iceland or something.

>>128828829
that is a great feel.

>>128829007
i don't think it snows a ton in iceland, northern sweden, norway or finland would be better options. or alaska

>>128828829
>think of all the refugees in their tents who want to go home
You mean WG's mom's house right?

>>128829007
>liking snow
Triggered

>>128829903
>not liking snow
Triggered

>>128829903
want to see a femtur in a sweater now

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>>128830040

>>128830228
that's not a sweater !

>>128830482
you're her sweater
you keep her warm and comfortable, as she snuggles into you