/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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I really like this armour

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{Hello!}

{I hope you have a good day today!}

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post Tin Can Battle Clan

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xth for no boyfriend


>>128687560
can you carry me around on your shoulders and protect me from all the evil in this world?

>>128688038
You too cutie

au ra boypussy

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ETERNAL

>>128688201
generally if you're a guy who acts like a girl you
aren't going to get a boyfriend because gay dudes want do date dudes

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>>128687968
>>128688171
Tin cans are the best right now.
Having flexibility is better though.

>>128687917

Yes I am a male. My wild wood is a male. If you wish to see him. I'm getting off work now and going home.

I'll be right outside Ul'Dah's GC vendor's in 20 mins. ^^

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lizards

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>>128688298
>gay marriage

SCH or AST? I like having lots to do and lots of off GCDs.

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xth for Emina matters.

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>>128687968
I really like the scale mail. Though I can't say I'm fond of the celata. I much prefer the sallet.

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Hmm...

What should I level today?

Ninja?
Gunner?
MOTHER FUCKING WARRIOR PULLING TWO OR THREE ROOMS AT A MOTHERFUCKING TIME?!
Bard?
or Dragoon?

nth for feel like killing myself but want to see the bullshit le balmungers will believe anything excuse it will have in few weeks first

Koata "I don't play for relationships but I bench a new catboy every month" Carvaggio

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Hot potato

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>>128688416
>my wild wood

auri boys

>>128688256
I wonder if au ra pussy would be scaly. Just soft, slightly rough leathery scales covering the labia majora.

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>>128688445
Staring longingly.
Sour green apple and grape.

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xth for playing the Cactuar MB like a fiddle

god bless those gilbuyers, every one of them

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>>128688445
>ada has handle bars
My dick isn't ready.

xth for c@grills moew moew
>>128688565
You can pull the same amount as drk
>>128688595
I wish this was auto deleted

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>>128688201
I already have plenty of au ra's to protect.

>2 shitposting avatarfags talking to each other in the thread even though they are friends in game

poetry

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>>128688376
ok
tell me where it is

>>128688724
>getting off to an obese NEET retard because he acts like a slutty girl on a video game

>>128688718
are you the nerd with all the relic mats on the board

whoever that is is making mad shekels

>>128688747
*clears throat*
Cuck
*leaves thread*

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xth for 6 million gil holocaust.

>>128688724
horndlebars*

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>>128688778
But I'm getting level 59, I was just taking a short repair and shit post break.

>>128688717
>tfw Mosscat is already in a relationship
Whelp, that's one less reason on my list of reasons to not kill myself.

>>128688565
Level your erp skills with me bby

>Courtesan group starts up
>Leaders make strict rules about not being in relationships and being available for play/events while you log into that character
>A few weeks later one of the leaders is in a relationship
>A week after that they start allowing males to join
>The leaders all move on because they either got into some actual roleplay, got into a relationship or see that the group is dying
>After 2 months the entire group is dead

Every time, senpai.

tfw you have lots of nice friends but none of them are into the idea of a real EB and no cute cat/Au Ra to love and protect

Why live? Who can I defend now?

>>128688974
I don't understand what kind of human makes this post.

Are you bored? Autistic? Doing it ironically?

I really don't understand.

>>128688846
>Getting this upset because you gets no erp

>>128689054
what is eb? do you like elezen?

Why does expert roulette only have 2 dungeons? It's not much of a roulette when there's only two choices of dungeons. They should have kept Fractal and Neverreap in for Expert roulette.

>>128689106
I don't understand what kind of human makes this post.

Are you bored? Autistic? Doing it ironically?

I really don't understand.

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>>128688974
I'm not though. I'm single. In life and in game.

LOADING SCREENS!!!
I can't be the only one with this issue and I've seen multiple forum posts about it but no solution.
2-5 min loading between zones
Once you get there you need to wait another minute for the NPCs to load
If I can't fix this in the next couple of days I am cancelling my sub even though I still kind of want to play. Please someone tell me they've experienced this and found away around it
Just tried Pingzapper and it didn't help at all. Pinged ffxiv servers and got 0 packet loss
kill me

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>>128688863
Post proof

>>128689157
I like people admitting there dirty Dorito theives

>>128689198
God bless having this game on a solid state drive. 5 second loading times is bliss.

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>>128688858
relic mats, 1* crafting mats, 2* SB gear, mastercraft minions, expensive housing items

i'm a 2* LTW/ARM and 1* everything else, it's not hard to HQ stuff. i don't even farm the mats, i let the idiot masses do it for me and sell it for pennies on the MB where I buy it up and turn it into items that get me 2x-5x return over mats

>>128688846
>implying fantasies at any point intersect with reality.
You're one of those folks who gets a raging hate boner for fur fags arent you anon~?

>>128688905
I stand corrected. Do you play them as having feeling? Or more as a nail type?

>>128689026
Talking about the coven or forge? I know the covens dead but i thought forge was doing okay.

>run into 2 full 210 welfare queens with anime relics
>one does as much dps in thorx as if this was week 1 prog in i195 average
>one doesn't even know that people can switch job after joining pf and expect everyone to afk on their same job for an hour waiting for party to fill

fuck if a relic means wearing a huge "i'm a shitter" neon sign then I don't want to do it anymore.

>>128689335
Hard as nails with a scaled/ribbed dick

>>128689228
I'm responding to it.
;^)

>>128689198
Play on a SSD.
I can teleport from Idyllshire to Limsa Lomina in less than 5 seconds.

>>128688983
Due to Boorus, torrents, various boards here, all types of -tube sites, I have not found ERP to be... erotic anymore since the days of everquest.

I will however remember my days fondly of being a dwarf warrior going up on some elves however.

But still, sorry.

>>128689198
Ram? Ssd/not? Video card? If you're having trouble with loading screens it's an issue on your end, it has nothing to do with the servers or connection.

>>128689321
Are you a dirty Muscle Memory peasant or are you a king among boys and use Maker's Mark?

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xth for never getting fixed

>>128689292
what? I dont understand your answer

>>128689451
Plz s-stap

>>128689335

Coven specifically but I've known others go down the exact same way.

>>128688565
>Gunner
Come on man.. get it right.
Also, WAR, or MCH. One of those two.
Need more MCH players though.
Also. Should I buy Eso accessories first or get all Left Side for my WAR.

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>>128689198
also when I load in sometimes (like now) I just get TEXTURES because it for some reason needs another 5 minutes to load.

>>128689309
>>128689457
I saw a couple of other posts saying they had SSD drives and experienced the same problems.

I used to have no problems loading and occasionally it works fine, 5-20 sec loading times. About 6-8 months ago this bullshit kicked in. It dies down around late night time usually, but it's been worse recently I feel.

>>128689505
Have plenty of ram my video card is all right though I want to replace it. My "hardware issue" guesses are something like videocard problems or failing harddrive, neither of which I think are happening.
I am going to try reinstalling, maybe it'll work, though I've done it more than once over the past few months.

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>>128688308
But I dont act like a girl.

>>128688775
Oh,sorry for bothering then..

>>128689680
It can be worth picking up a ring early-ish.

>>128689604
Don't play coy, you ate my Doritos!

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>>128689832
Might get that next.

>tfw level 42 and haven't melded a single Materia
Should I really bother with them? Cause all I have are shitty little +1 str materias.

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>>128689848
Does this look like the face of someone playing coy

>>128690083
No

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Maybe I should be less passive aggressive.

>>128688038
who is this cute lala

>>128689663
Literally impossible

>>128690083
no
materias are barely used at all
nobody melds them until they want progression or super expensive accessories

>>128690083
you need to have the equivalent crafting job at the appropriate level to even meld stuff

>>128690162
On the bright side, you didn't get kicked for calling them out on it.

>>128690217
Are you online atm??

>>128690083
Right now materia's only good for end-game gathering and crafting gear, along with crafted accessories for tanks, but ONLY if you're super min-maxing for progression.

>>128690094
No it looks like the face of someone trying to hide the Dorito dust on their lips!

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>>128689540
I'll use Muscle Memory on non-star items because its quicker, and Maker's Mark on actually important items

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>>128690313
I only wish they kicked me.

>>128690319
Yes

>>128690642
>i want to experience the boss first

i dig that, but its immediately apparent what's going on. holy shit i mad

>>128690737
It's the only reason I got mad, since it's pretty fucking obvious how to handle that fight after the first round of adds.

>>128690642
dear lord

>>128690642

>i want to experience the boss first

Understandable, I guess. I wouldn't give someone too much flak over it. I mean when was the last time you had to use an intractable object for 100% of a fight?

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>>128690642
>not dropping the moment you saw the frist time message
You wouldve saved yourself atleast 15 minutes man

>>128690715
no search results found so i assume in a duty

>>128690931
But the boss literally hit an enrage. You'd think that in that amount of time even a child could work out that just hitting the boss isn't cutting it.

>>128691029
just got out

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I may as well repost this from a couple weeks back while on the subject of bad DRGs.

>>128691003
I was hoping it was the DRG that was the noob bonus who then left early on, not the tank and healer as well who were both 54ish.

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Hmm outside Uldah FC office but no delicious Highlander around. Guess my elezen spends another evening soloing about.

should I just use a fanta a give up?

>>128690642
>>128690737
>>128690859
>>128690931
Doesn't the NPC tell you what to do right before the boss drops in? There's no need for Google when the game tells you EXACTLY what to do. "I want to experience the boss first-hand before getting advice" doesn't excuse that.

>>128690931
if you cant work out what the fight wants out of you in 30 seconds, you should probably kill yourself or take a less intense hobby, like watching paint dry

>>128691029
>>128691072
ayo leme watch this

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>>128691116
I couldn't recall. If they do say something relevant it's only in a speech balloon (which aren't logged), since there's zero NPC dialog in my log for the duration of that dungeon run.

>>128691102
I need to Fate grind to 43. Wanna team up for a bit?

>>128691102
>lavender eyes
I would jump your bones in a new York minute if i wasn't stuck studying.

>>128691070

True. No excuse for that.

>>128691116

Eh I just Googled it. I can enjoy a fight just fine while knowing the mechanics beforehand. Never noticed if any NPCs were saying anything.

>>128691169

Calm down it's just a game, and at most an extra 10 minutes of your time.

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>fate grinding for anima
>bumping into old friends and new people who like my name
>make new friends and get 6 crystals over the course of a couple hours
successful blog is successful.

>>128687708
who is this handsome midnight man this is probably the best elezen ive ever seen
>>128691102
dont go away from elezen, its good!

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>>128691075
>adds weren't dying that's why we wiped

I FUKIN WONDER WHY

>>128691331
Most of these duty finder people have the situational awareness of a lost dog.

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>>128691285
>it's my sub i'll play how i want
>...nah

>>128691321

Like that huh? His eyes used to be bright crimson red but I touched him up a while back and went with that eye color and added to my Back story it's from spending all that time living in Mordona and the Aether all around just absorbed more into him until his eyes changed.

Yes yes I know I am ripping off the Fremen from DUNE but idc.

>>128691331
>kill yourself means im mad meme

n i c e. i dont have issues with people making mistakes, especially when they're new. he wasn't making a mistake because he was new, he was being ignorant. there is no excuse for ignorance. please kill yourself, friend.

>>128691075
>"gotta do best dps" = raiders talk

Holy shit, that kinda pisses me off. One of my friends went from always wanting to do her best to "if you're trying to do the most dps you're capable of, you're trying for big dick parses to post on FFlogs". Kinda pisses me off especially since she only says it to me and yet, she still tries to do the most DPS regardless of job but when I do the same exact things she does, I'm apparently trying to show off. I just don't understand.

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Oh are we sharing frustrating chat logs, now?

>Doing copperbell
>Am WHM, doing dps and very rarely healing
>Halfway in the arcanist starts healing
>Whatever can go full dps now. Probably tossing their DoTs and healing while they tick
>Notice they're not even tossing DoTs

>>128691473
I always had to grab two adds and kill them myself as healer in A1N just so I could at least guarantee we wouldn't wipe to two missiles blowing up at once.

Sometimes I wish casual-fight mechanics specifically targeted each DPS individually only so I can't carry them, and they'd be forced to learn.

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>>128691679

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>>128691628
They were much better without a horrible backstory, senpai.

>>128691457
maybe soon you'll leave the thread since you already left the discord

>>128691102
Ah nevermind, you're level 60.

>>128691293

I would but I've Fate grinded the whole last weekend getting my relic Awoken. Kind of burned out on it right now.

Sadly have no other classes up there or else I would def then. :(

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>>128691745
I only wish I was into pot to make my runs less sufferable.

Despite me being a passive aggressive asshole when telling people how to play their job right, people sure like to give me comms.

>>128691795
No worries. I ran up to you and waved a little while ago but I guess you were alt-tabbed. Anyways, good luck out there.

>>128691457
A fossil as far as this thread is concerned. Normally lurking around uldah with other long necks.
Thank you for the compliment.

>>12891535
I love how every attempt to educate is wasting their time as though theirs is any more valuable than the rest of the parties.

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remember to protect and stand up for those smaller than you

>>128691457
please sit on a bench and /cpose

daddy needs this

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>>128691745
>prepareth the bong
every time

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Oh boy, part 2 of lvl50 roulette noobs begins.

>>128691939
if youre the duskwight, i just really like how (for lack of a better word) NPC-y you look.
good stuff, anon!
>>128691983
{/no}

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>>128691967
{Defender Stance} {Order}

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>>128691745
>niggas still smokin flowers

baka famalamadingdong....

>>128692034
you have this really hilarious habit of feeling like you need to let people know whenever you find something funny and it's the stupidest shit

>>128691679
god i wish i'd saved the chat log of me going drk in praetorium and another drk whose only other level 50 was bard yelling at me to put grit on. while he has grit on.

>>128691752

always so cruel little lizzy?

I've never RP'd it out. More of a head canon idea then anything.

why did you blink for your picture? :<

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Let's see those huds guys.
The space is where the chatbox goes.
Also level 59. One to go. Then no more paladin hell.
>Blog end

>>128692220
let me guess, he still lost threat to you

>>128690642
So what if it happened once? Did it keep happening over and over? If no he learned. Then what's the problem?

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>>128692128
oops i kept my name on oh no also i didn't know s m h got fuckin word filtered wtf?

>>128691654
She knows you want her ass and she's sick of your friendzoned crap.

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>>128692194
whats the point in posting anything if you dont want a response

>>128692093

>Putting up with newbs at level 60 rewards you with 70 absolutely useless tokens!

This needs to change.

Is anyone willing to craft me a level 56 gathering set for free? Or in exchange for something other than gil.

>>128692093
You have to be a special kind of retarded to fuck up Snowcloak, though. As long asthe tank positions second boss properly the rest of it is piss easy.

>>128692331
He apparently didn't learn since he asked to be spoonfed after the wipe.

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>>128691075
>>128691285
Do people normally get this pissy when you try to remind them of buffs?

Because I forget sometimes after going through multiple dungeons/trials/whatever and it all starts running together. Nice to have someone bothering to remind me I could be doing more damage.

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>>128692429
>he isnt doing his relic
>he doesnt have autism
>h-he doesnt want to kill himself

>>128692429
>useless

They're good for relic, at the least.

>>128692470

Do you really have no Gil at level 56? What the Hell have you been spending it on?

>>128692332
s m h, t b h, f a m, are all still filtered irrc. Cuck was too but I think that one is gone

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>>128692095
Thanks again, i try to "embrace the mundane" and make characters look world fitting. Glad to see someone picked up on it.

>>128692596
sick ass sky pirate gear

>>128692473
Tank can't hold hate on fucking anything. I had the first boss on me despite using Quelling strikes.

nearing 2nd boss.

>>128691457
I finished the Atma portion last night in an hour and a half or so, too bad the weapon is worse than anything you'll have until you've put serious grind into it.

When does its ilvl stop being a joke compared to dungeon gear?

>>128692220
>grit
Pussy.

>>128692596
Been helping a friend out with his craftijg classes.

>>128692656

Fair enough. What server?

>>128691654
I wonder if the people who say those kind of things really reflect on what they actually said.

Always try to do your best. What other area of life is that actually not a commendable attitude? Why is it bad in a video game? I really can't think of any situation where that's a bad thing.

>>128692470
Just do blue scrips until you can get the 58 set. Even with shit gear you should at least be able to do Old World Figs reliably

>>128692756
Crafting* rather.
I guess I'm too nice.

> pushed into erp because I'm too nice to tell them flat out I don't want to do this

kill me

>>128692709
2nd steps boosts it to i200, which may or may not be better than eso weapon depending on secondaries. 3rd step boosts to i210 which may or may not be better than Thordan weapon depending on secondaries.

>>128691285
It's a speech balloon, but the cannons are also an indicator on what to do. It may be hard to notice, but it doesn't change the fact that the player was being willfully ignorant.

>>128692826
Adequacy issues, perhaps? That's the only reason I could think of.

These people that update their raid prog everyday in whatever ls they're in..

Dude we're aware, being 20 ilvl overgeared with relic and eso you're finally clearing thorx week 10 and a3s week 30, you don't have to remind us every day as if this were twitter.

>>128692898
Run for the hills anon, backing out after doing it once it's even harder.

>>128692898
anon don't be a dumbass, if you don't want to do it say something.

>>128691679
I had a newbie tank in sastasha once reminding me to remember to heal him.

I think he got mad that I was only ever dpsing, never healing him. Not once The rest of us kinda laughed like, yeah okay sure little buddy. I don't even need to heal him, there's no reason to, Eos does all the healing he could possibly need there, yet he still felt the need to remind me what my role was.

>>128692795
Balmung

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>>128692709
i completed the first step about a day after patch for my first weapon and i think i have more luck this time around. ive got 9 so far so hopefully SoC stops fucking around and actually tosses me 3 so i can never go back until autism strikes
>>128692654
it just seems that your character seems more out of place but still 100% lore friendly. it doesnt look like the typical PC and looks more like the guy who stomps on your hand when youre reaching for a weapon in a cutscene. dusks are dickish, man.
>>128693013
>tfw classes i play the relics arent BiS
yeah well jfmsu, SE.

>>128692323
nah he was 2/3 slaying/fending so he just barely had enough strength to beat me.

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someone helb

>>128688595
>popoto

>>128693146
I got atmas in 2-5 Fates so I just assumed they had radically increased drop rates for the really old content.

>>128693013
Yeah, that's light years away when I have to grind out 9 of these books now.

It definitely feels like a pointless thing to do until you come back as a 60 who needs something to do or if your relic ends up being bis for your class.

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>parsing a1n
>pretty good parse
>1313, 1058, 939, 911, 754, 684, 467
>look closer
>3 and 4 are the tanks.

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Guys, new to tanking in this game and thinking of trying DRK to fill my big sword lust. How do I be not shit for my first time and what cross class skills are must haves? Found this through googling but don't know if it's enough or what.

Been monk pretty much since my first day.

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>>128693267
{ Soon }

>>128693629
for DRK you'll want provoke, convalescence, blood bath and mercy stroke, with either foresight or awareness, though i think foresight is usually better?

it's a pretty fun tank

>>128692704
Well, tank continued to hold hate on nothing throughout most of the dungeon off my BLM, but fortunately the WHM actually knew how to play his job and carried the group with his heals.

Particular note being when the tank decides to pull 5 dragons in the last pack and not stunning any castbars, which I then pulled hate on three of them while they all spammed their aoe. Healer earned my comm for that.

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>>128693146
Haha
>steps on your hand.
Yeay pretty much, not the nicest fellow most of the time.
>dusks are dickish
I like to think we keep it situationally appropriate..

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>>128693629
it looks good. as drk, just keep up grit and darkside. spam unleash and blood price to keep up your mp. as you get comfortable with the basics of pulling and aggro management, play with using the other combat skills to be more efficient/higher dps

>>128693116
problem is this person always talks in fucking song lyrics and i dont feel i can atually have a real conversation with them.

im literally doing it right now, just started I guess and I would feel like a shitty person saying "yeah I don't wanna do this" because then they'd just think I was trying to lead them on

probably autistic but whatever, just needed to say that.

>People who die to obvious shit then go 'haha'

>>128694348

I always say FUCK

>>128694348

>Person dies
>'Ow'

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>battle music kicks in
>all of those off-model facial expressions
>this stupid fucking bullshit

What a magical quest arc.

>>128694331
it's time to ditch lei/stratos and find someone new then

>>128694454
>person is taking more and more damage
>"ow Ow OWWWW"

>erp with another female
>don't even get wet during the whole experience
sigh... I need a big smelly dick

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>>128693629
you dont have to mark shit, chief
other than that it's pretty good

>>128694418
same desu

>>128694331
well, don't let them try again. Just say you didn't like it or something. Kind of weird to communicate with song lyrics but i've heard of weirder i guess.

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>>128694562

>Getting aroused during erp

It's like you don't just do it to fill your empty life.

>>128694562
Nah just let mama roe take care of you, she's got magic hands.

>>128693629
Someone please tell him how to use tanking cooldowns effectively.

I still have nightmares about that DRK tank I had that didn't know what cooldowns were.

>>128694564
>sane
No, you blame the healer for your shitty tanking when you die

>>128694562
do you like aura...

>>128694738
there's a lala named kiki involved in this

>>128694348
I respond with "I deserved that" since it usually means I wasn't paying attention at all.

>>128694348
I usually start cursing comcast and level3 montreal's sissy slap fight bullshit.

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>>128694817
that was once because he let me die multiple times when i didnt fuck up, so when i fucked i memed
but u wouldnt get that because u dont know what jokes are

>>128692336
What?

>>128692826
I always try to do my best all the time. I don't want to waste other peoples time. Just kinda irritates me that she only says this to me.

>relatively new
>come back to game after building new, capable PC and ditching toaster finally
>forgotten my ID and stuff
>used ticket service
>no e-mail sent to confirm i'm in a queue or anything like that

help

>>128688565
eat shit mexicant

please diaper me!

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>no one kills the bubbles in more than a feeler
>no one pays attention to any guildhest mechanics at all

>>128695518
did he even admit to doing that? that name is pretty common

>>128693629
>, new to tanking in this game and thinking of trying DRK

no. you're going to level paladin to 34, then mrd to 22, THEN try drk.

If you're a monk, you know the basics of what the dps need you to do, which is position shit in a way that minimizes dps travel time and allows them to hit at least one flank and the rear.

>>128695631
You can completly ignore them and finish faster.
It's not the players fault, it's shit design
that's why the playerbase is shit

>>128694869

Good eye, good eye.

>>128694738
Please consder using more libre and protable format than the majority of formats produced my Microsoft® Word™. Please see http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/no-word-attachments.en.html , http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/microsoft-new-monopoly.en.html and https://www.fsf.org/campaigns/opendocument/copy_of_index_html for more information.

>a character literally named "Diapered Lalafell"
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>128691102

What server..?

>>128695214
Did you forget your password? CAuse you can login to the mogstation using your email address instead of the Id and it'll tell you your ID when you are logged in.

If you forgot your password too, you can just tell them you forgot it and get it reset by using your email.

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Thav or gold dance?
>>128693629
Just try it out and see if you like it, cross classes are not as important right away. Do the stuff read your skills and go into bukkake mannor a few times, if you like it go back do gla 1-24 for provoke and mrd for bloodbath/foresight. Its a video game and an adventure go in balls deep.

>>128696118
s/protable/portable/

who /pegging/ here

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>>128696226
Gold dance, the thav dance is fucking boring.

>>128696218

Yeah I totally forgot everything, but I've used one email to open a ticket.

If I don't get a response in a couple of days I guess I'll find a contact number and try to use it there.

>>128696118

I have openoffice/libreoffice but multi-line copy/paste from ffxiv doesn't work for some reason, so I use Word.

>>128694657
kk well I stopped it early on, made some bs excuse, feel bad but eh.. Guess I'm going to watch some friends while I have to log off.

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>>128696226
Gold.

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>>128696118

What do I need to know about triple triad to grind mgs

>>128696479
You can use the forgot my password thing then tell it your email, just guess which one it might be and then go check that email and see if you get a letter and do that one by one til you find the right email, then reset the password with the link they sent you and log in using your email and password to get your ID.

The one thing to really keep in mind though is for some reason, the email is case sensitive. That shit tripped me up. Apparently I have 2 accounts bound to the same email address only difference being one of the emails starts as with a capital letter and the other doesn't same damn email though.

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alright laddies give me some rocket league tips, i suck at the game and need to be better

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oh hey
It's me, that shitty elezen who just got his tablet.
I can't into digital art, but I'd like to practice drawing your characters?

Post close-ups if you want me to try? The drawing may take a while.

I'm only really okay at drawing faces, but i can't draw girls very well

So is Ramuh the only "good" primal

>>128696501
I'm sorry to hear that. Please consider opening a bug report or supporting an existing one if one already exists.

>>128696532
Great! Shame .docx is the default. While technically open, Microsoft's awn implementation seems to be very lacking. It'd be best if it offerte odt by default but what can you do…

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>>128696890
See me in lethal league instead and ill give you a tip or 2
>>128696979
Ravana is a good primal even though its just a scripted dance
>>128696445
I kinda like it, formal and cute. Maybe its because i got gold first

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>>128696890
Hit the ball with your car, you gay cunt.

>>128696501
now that ms office saves in opendocument formats, there's no reason to have openoffice if you've already bought mso, because mso is superior.

>>128696975
I remember getting my very first pen tablet.
You'll get very used to it in a few days.
>>128696979
Titan and Shiva, too.

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>>128697163
just how default do you want it?

>>128696226
>>128696226
>>128696226
>>128697193
>>128697193
>>128697193

>>128697229
>giving money to the electronic jew

>>128697532
I'm not going to say MSO is worth paying for. But if you already have it, there's no reason not to use it, because it's better.

>>128697532

>Implying I paid for MSO

>>128697443
Hey bud you got game discussion to go with that shitpost

>>128697610
yeah this only applies to 2016 which last i checked had no crack.

i actually work in an office so i...well i don't really need it but it makes sense to HAVE it.

>>128697443
idc I love seeing that cat. Best looking cat in the general.

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>>128696890

just practice hitting the ball in the general direction you want it to go, against the medium difficulty bots since they are better at hitting the ball than low level human players

get decent at this and you will be the ronaldo once you pvp

>>128695631
Ignoring bubbles and having tank pick up the adds > killing the bubbles

Is there a single good reason to bring a machinist over a bard or is it PLD levels of obsolete?

I mean, they parse lower and hypercharge doesn't have shit on requiem

>>128697434
Well, if you set it to default to that yourself then I'm happy. I mean default without any customisation after the user runs the software the first time and any time thereafter unless he the user changes it explicitly. But you're doing OK yourself.

If you're using a libre format anyway, consider using libre software as well unless you rely on features provided by Microsoft Word® but not a libre editor. Many people do not! I you do, that's OK! That's what you pay for and that's completely fine!

>>128697434
>>128697783
but not provided by a libre editor*; sorry, I'm pretty fucking drunk

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CUTE

>>128697992
it's a wash, really. you have more physical dps than magical dps, but their buff for magic dps is stronger. depends on the skill level of your party and how reliant you are on healer/tank dps. i wouldn't bring a mch if i had a paladin, but i also wouldn't bring a bard if i had an astrologian.

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>>128697992
mch is strictly worse than bard except for specific areas of prog where it might shine or for pinpoint focusing/padding a parse on your melee

>>128697992
The huge advantage BRD has over MCH now is Rain of Death. As long as healer DPS is a thing, BRD will always be the superior choice.

>>128698079
>>128698216
serious talk, the way i see it, open source software is cool and all, but the real problem in tech is lack of interoperability. CDMA cell phones, proprietary document formats like ms loves to use, all the complete fucking bullshit NVIDIA does, anything that reduces the number of choices in the hardware or software that you use. as long as my choices aren't restricting anyone else that i work with's choices, i consider it fair.

check this article out on nvidia's bullshit though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcF36_qMd8M

What's the price for pteradactyls/leather on balmung now? it was about 20K for each dactyl last time I played.

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I want one!

>did all the Beast Tribe quests available to me
>Reputation: 15 of 150
I just regret.

About how long does it take usually to hit max rank with a beastman tribe?

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>>128699393
A month or so, give or take. I found it much more manageable to do three quests from one tribe and three from another. It felt less of a chore.

>>128699393
A month or so.

Okay serious question. Is it worth it to take Fracture on PLD still?

>>128699393
1 month

>>128699621
It was never worth it.

>>128699720
It was.... in T13

>>128699621
nope. straight dps loss vs royal authority.

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>>128699612
>>128699627
Alright. Not so bad, I guess. I guess the higher ranked ones give more rep per turn in?

>>128699573
Actually, I really only want to rank up with the Slyphs. I find a lot of things about them amusing. I don't really care for the fish people or lizard bird people or the coal thingies from Spirited Away.

>>128699621
No, the only classes that benefit from using Fracture are Warrior and Monk.

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>>128698364
CUTE

>>128700218
>MNK fracture
>WAR fracture outside of berserk

lol

>>128698792
I'm well aware of nVidia shenanigans and that video has been in my recommended list for weeks though only because I've been watching CS:GO videos recently, a game I have never played nor does it run on GNU/Linux I'm afraid./spoiler]. My main issue is that I can't spend more money with AMD and get the same performance with their free GNU/Linux driver than I can with spending money with nVidia and using their proprietary driver. In other wants, if I want high performance, I have *no* choice but to choose nVidia and their proprietary driver. I'd have little trouble spending few hundred dollars more simply to support AMD as long as this few hundred dollars couldn't be put towards a better card with whatever drivers. So right now I run GTX 980 Ti becase AMD cards just don't watch it.

But this talk was about open formats rather than companies and their drivers so I don't know if we should get even more off-topic…

>>128700636
Fracture is higher potency than either of their base rotations.

Unless the fact that Slashing and Blunt debuffs don't apply to DoT effects is enough to make it less, then I don't see when you wouldn't use them, aside from TP concerns on MNK.

>>128700828
boy you fugged that spoiler up

>>128701035
I even presset C-s but seems I didn't move back enough and delete part of the mark-up… Oh well…

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>>128699621
PLD already has massive TP issues so fracture, which was already an incredibly minor dps increase in ARR, is completely useless especially when you factor in goring/RA. I still have it for when i know theres going to be a big phase where i cant strike the enemy but i don't go using it in a rotation or on a regular basis whatsoever

>>128700636
fracture should always be up for warrior.
fracture should have about 50% uptime on monk
nobody else should be using fracture.

>>128701264
fracture delays fell cleave dumbos of course its a dps loss fkin idiots

>>128701254
I even used*

[tfw drinks

>>128697163
Real talk about open source office suites: why the fuck is Calligra still stuck with KDE. God fucking damn, go multiplatform already. I love you.

>>128701257
drop it, get protect for dead people. the only situation you would use it in would be as an alternative to fast blade when you know you can't use savage blade.

if you can use savage blade, you could use riot blade instead which is 10 more potency. if you already used riot blade, goring blade is equal potency.

>>128701376
>muh-muh fell cleave
alright. fell cleave is 500 potency, takes about 7 gcds to to get to, which means one gcd is worth. 71 potency. this means using facture to 'delay' it is a net gain of 230 potency.

>drama in fc
>dis gon be gud.jpg
>they move you to another channel
fuck

>>128701685
idiot troll bait lol

>>128701376
Even taking cleaves into account, fracture is still a DPS gain on WAR.

>>128701685
yes. when i know im not going to be able to make contact with an enemy and i don't have a combo move going i'll use fracture. i'm sorry for not saying specifically when i use it except i did. protect is even more of a waste than fracture.

>>128701449
What would you suggest Calligra goes with instead? KDE normally implies Qt which is cross-platform (or should I say cross-DE?). When you're writing a program involving a basic GUI, it's already difficulti to decide which front-end to pick and once you have picked one, you're more than ready to use the front-end-specific features it offers until it gets pointed out that you have become basically dependent on it.

Just like KDE usually implies Qt, Gnome usually implies Gtk. There is no good middle-ground *unless* the developer(s) take very good care to not make assumptions that either Gtk or KDE are present – this is very hard to resist (source: programmer ;^)).

Shame really. But if you want to use the program and it uses Qt and you use GNOME, the chances they don't use that many KDE-specific features and they could accommodate environments that aren't KDE: did you create a ticket on their issue tracker? I often ‘wow it'd be nice if <the software you maintain> did <the thing they want>, I wanted this for years’ and it's the first you hear this.

>>128702148
the fuck is this

>>128702148
well, when I say you don't use KDE but use GNOME, I mean not-KDE (so including xfce and other envs too). But this is getting really off-topic.

>>128701774
>another channel
what

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>>128701784
ok serious answer.

butcher block combo is 210 ppgcd. storm's path combo is 203 ppgcd. fell cleave like i said is about 70 ppgcd. fracture is still a gain of 20 potency.

>>128702284
Drama in Voice Chat probably.

>>128702287
also it's best to use fracture at 5 stacks, for the increased crit rate.

>>128702284
on ts
I like drama but I make sure to never be involved and now I'm dying of curiosity

>>128702148
Basically you can't compile calligra against Qt for other platforms because it relies too much on KDE itself.

There are some half-assed attempts to get it free of KDE so you can cross-compile it to OSX/windows/gnome/XFCE, but so far they're not very good and haven't been really worked on for years now.

Just my pet peeve because its writing program is vastly better than libre office etc.

I just use word anyway 99% of the time, but it would be nice to have calligra as an option instead of OOO/libre.

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>>128700229
C U T E

>>128702496
They're talking about you. That's why they moved you, so you wouldn't hear.

>>128702768
>>128700229
Where do I start this memester's quest again?

>>128702779
That would be good, I like attention too
But they moved other people as well so..

Why is Royal authority in the middle of Savage blade.
Why doesn't it chain with Goring blade to make a good dps chain combo?
Why doesnt it just chain with rage of halone to make a good hate gen combo with extra damage?
Why does paladin make no sense?

i'm new to this game, and i want to play a tanky sort of class. i've seen a few people in this thread regretting levelling paladin--should i therefore start out as a marauder instead?

>>128703125
judging from thordan paladin is becoming fotm again soon

>>128703125
Yeah, PLD is a chore to play even when it's performing well.

>>128702920
Wymond in Uldah after main story.

>>128702721
>>128702148
>>>/g/

>>128703125
No. You start out as PLD because you need a few skills from it to play the other tanks. Level it to 22 minimum for Provoke, or 34 for Awareness.

>>128703938
ok, thank you

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Wake the memes!
Create the memes!
Enfold the memes!
Control the memes!
Embrace the memes!
Reraise the memes!
Restore the memes!
Live for the memes!

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>>128704665
>mfw memes

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>>128704872
>>128704665
memes?

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>>128704872

>>128705226
no.

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>>128705280
WTF

>>128705293
okay....

>>128705226
>>128705280
no

what is your favorite /xivg/ meme? mine is zoomed in picture of cat

>>128705226
>>128705420

tfw you ignored me

>>128705512
the fake fc log stuff

>join NEET
>something happens
>more stuff happens
>You have left the Free Company.

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>>128705512

>>128705512
vjera antics

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>>128705569
how did i ignore you?

>>128705843
i said hi

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>>128705610
>fake

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>>128705916
where did you say hi?

>>128705610
>join Base
>Ask if anyone wants to do anything
>Look at the online list
>Only Naaki and Mittens
>wait a bit
>ask again
>"Sorry, we're getting EB'd, bitch."
>silence
>silence
>silence
>"Can I come?"
>You have been discharged from the cree company.

>>128705512
the bench

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>>128696890
I'll be your coach for some gil

Where is Spuki...

>>128706142
idk like 2 hours ago

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>>128706247
he got bugi'd...

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>>128706379
was it here or ingame?
i wouldn't have ignored you if i saw it
hi

>shyvana's spine will never collapse and you will have to watch them become a living potato

why even live

What's the best way to farm commendations? Trial/hest roulette as a tank/healer?

>>128707085
8 people queueing Cape Westwind on German.

>>128707085
spam trial roulette as tank

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Post fantasia

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tfw

>>128707447
what serv

>>128707334
>>128707085
>tfw I never give the tank a com
I'd sooner give it to a DPS.

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>>128706746
;__;

Someone wanna do shitfrit normal with me in ather. Gotta progress

>>128707617
ya bud q up

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You are now noticing there are lines in the sky in the Hinterlands.

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stay close to your friends, it's cold outside

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Queued as a tank