No collage edition
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Thread theme: can't be bothered
In this thread:
>Liara best waifu
>thanemancer qtest sociopath
>husbando thieves
>MASS EFFECT
>more shitty comics
Previous thread: >>128186652
Reminder that [REDACTED] is now off the waifu list forever. The posting of [REDACTED] results in suspension of your 4chan account and IMMEDIATE lynching.
gigi-chan best waifu
liara best waifu
Awful thread. If you don't have a collage, make the OP Mass effect related. C'mon, man.
Thane best husbando
>>128452807
Only mass effect stuff I have is waifu related, and I figured including my waifu was too biased.
>>128452807
If you're too lazy to make it yourself then don't bitch when people with limited means are forced to do it for you.
>>128452753
who?
>>128453537
meg-sev character
This is the shittiest MEG in a long time, and you shuold be ashamed of both this thread and yourself.
I say we make a new one.
>>128453631
If you care that much why didn't you make it before the last thread died? Relax or go make it already
>>128453737
I was taking a nap.
>>128453975
And you happened to wake up the exact same instant the new thread was posting? Sounds like you just want to whine about something.
>>128453317
I didn't make a new thread because I'm not this impatient and I was willing to wait for somebody with proper means to make one with a collage.
You dummy.
just dropping in to say that you guys are fags
First Mass Effect related picture in the thread.
>>128455248
Is she farting?
>>128455248
This calls for the .gif of mission control cheering when Curiosity made its successful landing.
>>128455585
Doing conceiving exercises.
>>128455585
She's waiting for you to lick her butt through her outfit. If you don't, I will!
>>128456335
Is this better?
>>128456038
what was the other filename? something about khar'shan destruction.
>>128456418
Are we allowed to do that?
>>128456736
We can make a new thread and migrate if the one we have is horseshit, I'm pretty sure.
Images serve as an eyecatcher, they're intended to say "THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT THIS" or at least draw someone's attention.
It's like the only thing you don't have to fuck up.
>>128457014
>Images serve as an eyecatcher
>uses a grey on white lineart that you can't even understand without enlargening the image
ok
Disregarding that i was cringing every time i romanced anyone in game. Ashley was a pain in the arse in ME1 and 2, Miranda was allright. Who do i bang in ME3?
>>128456418
>>128457014
Both thread is shit, i had to search for it because the image is not "eyecatcher"
>>128456356
Ill take Edi, hopefully no cogs will pinch my tongue.
>>128457014
/meg/ is constantly bumped down off the first few pages. You can't even find it if you search for "meg". I don't think a topical image helps us that much if no one sees it
Also, now we have the thread divided with people quoting eachother cross thread. Wonderful
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>>128457401
Larry is the best through all 3.
>no thread theme in either thread
it's like a fucking amateur made it
Can the Turian posting anon post some more? I need some inspiration.
>>128459914
Pretty damn good. Doesn't even have a Tumblr nose!
>>128461812
Don't post more.
>>128461235
and 1 and 2 tbf
>>128461812
you can literally go to your own thread
>>128461730
I'll post a special one when I get home just for you <3
>>128461812
Wait, is this eddy?
jeez what a clusterfuck
>>128462392
if you are the nigger music anon, please don't. you've ruined enough threads already as is. ;^
>>128462565
I was going to post David Bowie but now I'm going to give you what you want
>>128461812
EDI a cute! CUTE!
>>128462846
Is this enough? Are you sated?
>>128462726
>I was going to post David Bowie
I don't believe it.
>he didn't use collage
you microtriggered me OP
>>128462846
I like the HEAT round in the back.
>>128462553
No, but I am going to write the fic where TB hooks up with a femtur. Who may o may not be Thanemancer.
>>128462726
>>128462565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgav9vani3A
enjoy my friend
>>128463135
I listen to R&B primarily but I like other things too. That Blackstar song is really catchy
I can post this, right? The dildo is clearly visible, just not the entry point. Or her cock and balls.
>Jack without shitty tattoos
I like it.
>>128461812
smacking a waifu upside the head?
>>128463943
Are those STT vials?
Disgusting.
never make a thread again OP
>>128463943
horrible
>>128464105
ids too late
>>128463943
Turians are so groce, man.
>>128464301
absolutely terrific
>>128464360
maybe the male turians, but femturs are pure and loving
>this thread
>>128464445
They're both really groce. Just like krogan.
But at least the krogan males have amazing cocks.
What do the turians have? Small nubs and cunts that'll cut your dick clean off.
>>128464790
better delete before you get banned
>>128464810
>But at least the krogan males have amazing cocks.
>>128464810
That's a dirty rumor.
May you stop that habit of spreading
Horrible rumors!
As a femtur Ally, I am frankly
Shocked and appalled by your
Most appalling demeanor in regard to this
Exquisite example of alien culture.
>>128464790
I dislike the complete lack of skin texture on the 'dark elf', it's just a flat dark blue/purple colour.
>>128464810
>What do the turians have? Small nubs and cunts that'll cut your dick clean off.
And they're infectious
>>128465197
you meandelicious
>>128465093
>that spacing
>>128465093
>>128465353
I don't get it
>>128465093
>>128465353
>>128465438
Oh
Oh no
What is the ideal method for purging femturs?
what happened to that citadel sex game somebody was working on?
>>128466541
>grab weird face-handles
>NECK SNAP
>>128466738
i can think of a few other things to do while holding their face-handles that are a bit more fun~
>>128463816
link to uncensored?
>>128465093
>TMHASME
wat
>>128466980
The guy's name is SFMPorn.
Rule34.Paheal, or Rule34Hentai.
>>128467693
>The guy's name is SFMPorn.
How original
I'd kiss the freckles off Liara's cheek desu
>>128468130
>not licking them off
>>128468212
I thought only her eyebrows were painted on
>>128468331
They're tattooed
>>128468212
>not sucking
>>128468485
>not licking the bull's sperm off them
>saw a Star Wars thread on /wsg/
>mostly from the new one
Please, I don't want to be reminded of it.
>>128468613
that's only if I've earned a special treat
>tfw liara will never cum all over your face and then lick it off and give you a nice sticky kiss afterwards
>>128468485
>They're tattooed
That's dumb.
>>128468938
you're dumb
>>128468938
Other asari have facial tattoos
>>128469059
No, you are.
>>128469076
Then why do they look smeared sometimes?
>>128469306
>why do they look smeared sometimes?
BT foam
>>128469306
screw these fuckers in particular
>>128470514
active your ammo power maybe????
>>128470514
bbobz
>>128470680
go away
love liara
>>128470514
>doesnt use quickbind to numberkeys
shiggy
or are you so bad you need unity on 1?
>>128470514
>he uses tempest with scope
>edi and james in monestary
>vanguard
so much trigger
>>128471362
reel pleyers pley indjineer orr sentienl
>>128470680
>>128471190
>>128471362
stop hurting my feeling meg
>>128471362
>edi and james in monestary
what's wrong with that?
>>128471638
CHEK! CHEK!
>>128471987
stop being so fucking bad then. if you want to be hugged then go to /r/masseffect
>>128472646
why would you want anyone of that in a mission?
they are weak, are retarded in pathfinding, no damage output, die fast, shit powers, no good commentary during mission, new squadmate since me3
and this horrible voice of edi
no thanks, i rather play with liara garrus kaidan/ash or tali
>>128463232
I do not want this
>>128476261
What about a fic where thanemancer brutally molests an anon leaving him with scars all over his lower body and PTSD?
>>128476452
Better
>>128476521
I'm not a writer though I'm just talking hypotheticalsand I actually feel uncomfortable writing actual people
>>128476261
Then stop being a femtur. It's literally the only qualification.
>tfw waifu will never help calm you down withlewd techniques
>>128473780
>are retarded in pathfinding
That's literally all squadmates in every Mass Effect.
what is your ideal romantic evening with your waifu?
This reminds me of the weird animal shit OCD posted.
>>>/wsg/902141
>>128477334
Having her cook a romantic supper then call over her femtur friend from work and I fuck her while my waifu does the dishes and watches.
>>128477510
>your wiffle will never dress and dance this sluttily for you.
>>128478063
Twerking drell waifus?
>>128477630
Cucking your waifu?
>>128478523
Femdrell are lithe and exquisite dancers but they're too lean for that.
>>128478523
No, human waifus with DFC, but thick ass and thighs.
Reminder that if you made a white Shepard you are racist.
>>128480206
Sheploo a best shep, nigga.
>>128478879
Cucking your husbando?
>>128480834
>Feet of Orion.jpg
FUCKING FOOTFAGS
>>128482429
don't like feet?
>>128480834
those are rather big feet
>>128483548
for you
>>128483762
going to take your anal virginity
>when you see something nobody should ever see
>>128484674
Filthy Frank's hair cake video?
>>128484674
swamp beast?
>>128484674
diana allers naked?
>>128485507
>this probably exists
I won't look it up this time. ignorance is bliss.
There's a Miri thread over at /gif/
>>>/gif/7949014
>>128463816
Very nice.Though, I'd miss the tattoos
>>128464790
Would you believe it? I didn't even see that dark elf in the thumbnail. Took me a while to notice on the full pic.
>>128477510
Weird ani ... that's just the video for the Caravan Palace song. Electro Swing is probably the only modern music genre that I like and Caravan Palace are pretty good.
>>128488524
>miranda
how is her romance in ME3? I've never done it. I know that most of the ME2 ones are pretty short/bad in 3.
>>128490338
better than jack's
>>128490607
that's not saying much
>>128490643
exactly
basically mirandafags got fucked, just not quite as bad as jackfags
>>128490794
>you will never spank that booty
>>128490927
>you will never nibble on that neck
a waifu in a form fitting pinstripe business suit?
>>128477510
Also, as the title says, that webm is from Cool World, a movie starring Brad Pitt, Gabriel Byrne and Kim Basinger.
>>128491119
>you will never hug her naked body from behind and nestle your penis in between her butt where it's warm and comfy
Your waifu sternly informing you that you're being creepy and you need to back off?
>>128493392
Putting that bitch in her place?
>>128493392
What am I doing that she thinks is creepy?
>>128493392
telling her to b-back that ass up?
>>128493508
Getting hauled away by the cops, coming out of your stupor, getting profoundly depressed and mumbling about wanting to die?
>>128493671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4W8hdegL3g
top tier song
>>128493753
>profoundly depressed and mumbling about wanting to die
how is this any different from my average day
>>128493847
you're doing it in a jail cell with the knowledge that your waifu may very well never forgive you
>>128494071
my waifudoesn't exist and wouldn't be with me if she did
>>128494247
getting a waifu is easier than you think
>>128494816
stealing a waifu away in the night and replacing her with a flash clone?
>>128494247
>tfw that advice always makes you laugh but then you feel a bad feel
>tfw thanemancer is genuinely qt
I'm kinda surprised these threads haven't gotten weirder about it.
I guess you can't get much weirder than "is a dick torturing femtur" now that i think about it
>>128497674
there was that one time where a bunch of her selfies got posted
>>128497674
She had a Tumblr or something before, and there was someone who posted the pictures. Pretty cute.
>>128497674
i don't know what she looks like and I haven't bothered looking
>>128497773
>>128497810
probably weren't even hers 2bh
>>128497674
>>128497773
>>128497810
>>128497834
in my mind she will always be a femturthat is a negative thing, sorry.
>>128498221
one day we'll find the cure to STT.
>>128497674
>>128497773
>>128497810
post pics please
>>128497674
We all have waifus and she has a husbando. Why would things get weird anon
>>128498194
I think it was, I'm pretty sure it was called Thanemancer.
It was back when that jingo Regina was here and all the tripfags circlejerked on Tumblr, following eachother, reblogging dumb shit, all that stuff.
>>128498437
>jingo
please explain this to me
>>128498561
it's when you're H 'n' H, soyou watch a PI JOI and she puts btf treats in the mtj gingey and you feel all jizzy n' bright
>>128499570
>all those memes
night meghttp://rule34-data-004.paheal.net/_images/3734e5d641fc2b70043dd725d314aa43/1775268%20-%20Diana_Allers%20Mass_Effect%20Samara.jpg
Your seed leaking out of a waifu and onto her panties?
still no sleep meg
>>128506493
picture a femtur tracing her talons over your back and cooing into your ear affectionately
>>128506632
he wants to sleep, not commit suicide
>>128506632
nightmare fuel
Hey guys, just got home from the gym. What did I miss?
>waifu/husbando cheats on you
what do you do?
>>128508196
autism and femturs
>>128508286
I expected the autism but why the femturs?
>>128508531
i don't know, it's quite astonishing
>autistic friend of a friend on my steam friends that i never talk to and always ignore
>he messages me last night when he sees i bought mass effect
>decide to indulge him and talk to him to be nice because i don't think he has anybody to talk to
>starts spoiling shit for me
>stop talking to him
>keeps messaging me anyways to try and give me advice and spoils more shit every time
>tell him to not give any spoilers and he just says "dont worry i wont"
holy shit
kill me
>>128508531
one is a symptom of the other
>>128513195
>tfw even after all this time you still don't think this is funny
face claim: Amber Heard.
>Report: A-10 retirement indefinitely delayed
http://www.defensenews.com/story/military/2016/01/13/report--10-retirement-indefinitely-delayed/78747114/
what are some older and supposedly obsolete technologies in mass effect that refuse to go away?
>>128527654
Thermal clips.
Hi anons, I recently started re-playing Mass Effect saga.
ME1 is obviously too old for me and IIRC my first playthrough was quite long so I can't be arsed with it.
Now, ME2... Oh for fuck's sake, why not saving council and chosing Udina are default choices?
Shall I restart the game and edit the save, so only scene I get with shitty default choices are Miranda talking to Illusive Man?
inb4 masseffectsaves, they suuuck
>2016
>no save creator
fuggg
Or maybe there is a way to start anew? How to name a save's folder so ME2 recognizes new character?
>>128528086
what do you mean it's too old for you??
>>128528086
I'm not sure what it is you want.
>Shall I restart the game and edit the save, so only scene I get with shitty default choices are Miranda talking to Illusive Man?
I suppose so.
http://orig07.deviantart.net/61df/f/2016/013/f/f/jane_shepard_da_by_oneeyedneko-d9nvkme.png
>>128532323
>N7 lower-back tattoo
>>128534113
Maybe you or someone would be willing to paint over that?
>>128534479
no point in that, it was just the tip of the iceberg, the rest of the pic is as bad.
>>128516331
I don't laugh at it either, just getting us off page 9/10
http://orig05.deviantart.net/fb4d/f/2016/010/e/d/samara_by_shizzyzzzzzzart-d9njaif.png
>>128538939
>Although BioWare has not disclosed development costs, industry leaders and financial analysts have estimated it to be between $150 million and $200 million or more, making it, at the time, the most expensive video game ever made
>between $150 million and $200 million or more
>>128508667
[BLOCK USER]
>>128527654
I think regular heatsinks are still in use in some capacity. Like the A-10, they're just built to last.
Name a flaw
>>128528086
>ME1 is obviously too old for me
What did he mean by this?
>>128540939
SR-1 is best Normandy.
>dem delicious white and red colours, instead of the gay-ass orange or blue
>>128541743
It's Liara.
>>128541838
What's wrong with that?
>>128541743
she can't lie down without turning her head to left or right
>>128541759
SR-2 felt like some hospital or something
http://orig15.deviantart.net/40d6/f/2016/011/0/2/samara_by_shizzyzzzzzzart-d9njkro.png
>>128543230
He does good stuff.
>>128543648
Yeah, takes his time but usually worth the wait.
>>128543648
What a strange looking abdomen
>>128506493
How long has it been at this point?
>As a matter of fact I don't find filthy xenos such as Liara attractive.
>>128544168
>xenos
>>128544120
it was like 4 days at that point but I got 4-5 hours last night
>>128544231
Anon... you really shouldn't let it get to that point again.
>>128543974
I'm a bit sad that he's only made that one image of Ashley.
The other Samara picture is also good.
>http://shizzyzzzzzzart.deviantart.com/art/Samara-583726839
>>128544646
>can't sleep
>decide to do some math studying
>realize I'm too drained to think
>go to bed
>can't sleep
>>128543648
>he chose a faceless doglegs alien over this
>>128546064
Uh, what?
>>128546279
Tali over Liara. Tali has weird legs.
>>128544886
Are you taking medicine that could be keeping you up?
>>128546279
translation
>he chose tali over ash
gonna finish ME 1 today, what should I do next?
>>128546939
Play ME2 I reckon
>>128546513
ash
I should go to sleep
>>128546279
Agreed, some of the Mileena on the beach pics would be better with Ash.
>>128546589
Oh, I thought he meant Liara, not Ashley.
do asari suffer from period?
>>128547337
Do they have eggs that get fertilized?
>>128547567
I'm not really sure how they reproduce
. . .
>>128551972
The bra looks cool and futuristic, I guess, but why the fucking N7? How does it fit in there?
>>128552289
it's mass effect, everybody's an N7, even non-humans!
>>128550838
sounds dangerous
We need some N7 tracksuits.
>>128552289
you put N7 on anything ME related
>>128552962
it's classified
>>128553345
ЧEК! ЧEК!
A waifu in a hoodieand nothing else?
>>128553910cute
>>128553910
whoa
>>128553708
Lel.
>>128553953
>>128554017
Don't worry, no l*wd. She just likes to be confortable
>>128554358
of course, zipped up and a few sizes too big for her so it hangs down past herl*wd partsand she can hide her hands in the sleeves all cutely
>>128554712
>tfw you'll never see your waifu wearing you shirts and sweaters
>>128555039
Not with that attitude!
>>128554712
What if she bends over, revealing her l*wd bits?Would she do so on purpose?
>>128556070
I'd have uncontrollable primal urges
why are korean girls so cute bros
>>128556295
Maybe that's what she's counting on? When she bends over she hopes that you rise from your seat and walk over to her. And when she hears your footsteps approaching, she feels warm inside, smiles and parts her legs.
>>128556443
Waifus in heat?
>make your favorite squid dish for your asari waifu and wait excitedly for her to get home
>she's too uncomfortable eating an animal with tentacles to even try it
>says sorry and gets up and goes to her room, leaving you all alone at the dinner table with two plates set out that you worked really hard on making
>>128556595
H'n'H alien waifus?
>>128553345
>Foamers
>Slavic
I've never been so disgusted in my life.
>>128556374
cuz cute Asian
>tfw no Asian waifu romance
>>128556914
What's that?
>>128556595
Human waifus who accidentallyOr intentiallyingest aphrodisiac?
Waking up to find the doors are locked?
>>128553708
>check google translate
>it actually means "CHECK! CHECK!"
>>128556894
>she locks the door to the room you share when she goes up
>decide to sleep on the couch
>she eventually comes down to apologize, finding you sprawled out on the couch with no blanket, fast asleep
>gently kisses you on the forehead and covers you with a blanket
>>128556894
Sounds like a cunt.
>I don't eat animals with arms or legs cuz I'm human xD
>>128556921
BT are literally the slavs of the ME universe, sorry
>>128557047
Hungry[/spoiler]andhorny
>>128557108
that was the point wg
>>128557173
You eat animals with arms? Do you live in Africa?
>>128557410
>he hasn't seen the deer-like species with arms on Condar
>>128557107
>Human waifus
Havingchildrenwith you're wafer?
>>128557393
Well it's not like I speak Russian or something, I'm not Merkel.
>>128558169
Having two cute daughters?
>>128558343
>you checked it on internet
that was my point
>>128557107
waifu knowingly consumes dangerously powerful aphrodisiacs and gives them to you also, against your will?
>>128558442
Yes please
>>128557107
>Human waifus
a waifu tickling you until you cry?
>>128558860
WG gets triggered by tickling for some reason
Waking up from a coma after ten years to find that your waifu has left you and married someone else and your friends have forgotten about you? Watching how happy her and her husbando are together? Wanting to kill yourself but knowing that she'll blame herself?
>>128559565
I just don't see the point in sexualizing it. It's like footfaggotry
>>128560143
That wasnt sexual though
>>128559565
maybe every time before being molested he was tickled by abdul achmed
>>128559565
Tickling is only fun until someone takes it too far and pee happens.
Tickling your waifu until she pees?
>>128560265
low effort but made me laugh anyways, 8/10
>>128560362
No thanks, kinda gross and I don't think people do that in real life...
>>128560051
No sadfics in the morning, didn't your parents teach you it's bad for your health?
>>128560051
>Waking up from a coma after ten years
Do I panic?
Good night sweet prince.
>>128560257
it's ALWAYS sexual on meg
Updated The Expanse pastebin (all 1080):
http://pastebin.com/astV89AP
>>128560893
But its afternoon and I'm sad
>>128560921
Yes. No nurse is assigned to keep an eye on you since they don't think you'll wake up. Your waifu and friends have long since stopped coming by to visit. There are dust covered "get well soon" gifts sitting on the table next to your body. You wake up with a start, opening your eyes and allowing them to adjust to the light.
You can't move, and your throat is too dry to call out for help, so you just lay there for hours until someone comes to clean you. You would've expected your waifu to be here when you awoke, which causes a spike of fear as you consider what might've happened to her
>>128561231
obviously I forgot the pic I wanted to attach. Anyway Alan Rickman died.
>>128561428
He looks like skinny Tim Allen there.
>>128561428
>>128561714
Bullshit! Five points from Gryffindor.
>>128561428
Literally who
>>128565321
>he never watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
>he never watched any Harry Potter movie
>he never watched Die Hard
>he never watched Dogma
>he never watched Galaxy Quest
>>128566279
>snape is the same guy from die hard
dude.... what??
holy shit
>>128561402
Sounds fun, time to start a new life, get a new waifu who actually loves you, and explore how different the world is since all that time has passed alongside your new waifu who helps explain all the new advancements and wonders in the world.
Then one day the two of you are sitting at a cafe enjoying each other's company and you see your old waifu with her new husbando. You don't feel any bitterness or longing, just a tinge of sadness that the person who you gave your heart to a lifetime ago ended up undeserving of it.
But ultimately you don't care, feeling content and happy with your current waifu and your new life, and you say nothing to the other couple and simply let them enjoy their morning as you are yours.
>>128564289
You have to admit there are similarities in that picture though. I think it's mostly just the eyes and expression.
>>128567520
>doesn't sit by a pseudo-corpse for 10 years therefore she doesn't "actually" love you
bit delusional senpai
>>128567793
It's not that she doesn't sit by you, it's that she abandoned you while you were still alive and went and found someone else. Most waifus who really love you wouldn't even find a new partner when you die, let alone go into a coma. That's like leaving somebody because they have cancer, it's fucked up.
>>128557193
Naw. That's the krogan. BTs are kebabs. They take slaves and their religion has "sacred pillars" that you rescue from the reapers.
>>128568458
The chances of someone waking up from a coma after all that time are obscenely low. I'd rather my waifu find some happiness, rather than suffering for 10 years because of the miniscule chance I wake up
>>128568837
I wouldn't blame her, but if she's moved on like that she doesn't love you anymore, not in the same way as before.
>>128568458
>Most waifus who really love you wouldn't even find a new partner when you die
Lel.
>>128567541
Well sometimes people look similar to each other.
Back in the 90s Edward Norton looked very similar to John CusackDefault male Shepard looks frighteningly similar to some Dutch model called Mark WanderlooAnd there's a lawyer in town who looks strikingly like me
I'm ... not usually one to advertise, meg, but all the clurbur stuff in the past few threads reminded me of this. I think it's a good fic. Worth a revisit, I guess. It got me, at least.
>>128537856
>>128543230
I fucking love Samara.
>>128539580
Money well spent, I'd say.It all went to hookers and blow
>>128552289
I thought I had something to go on with this, but no, I got nothing. It's even more stupid than anything I could come up with. And that's saying something.
>>128561428
Fuck no! Shit, 2016, get your act together!
>Lemmy died
>Jareth, the Goblin King died
>Snape died
Can it be 2015 again, please?
>>128567141
I'd post the spowpoke pic, but you know ...
>>128568646
>can't handle the truth
Lel, pure slav. Just like batarians.
>>128570249
>And there's a lawyer in town who looks strikingly like me
is he balding too?
>>128570249
I've never seen my doppelganger. Has the lawyer ever stopped and said something to you?
best time to do overlord?
>>128570267
You forgot David Bowie.
>>128570249
>Default male Shepard looks frighteningly similar to some Dutch model called Mark Wanderloo
Is this one of those snappy WG jokes? I mean, that's literally the point.
>>128570862
>The Goblin King
>>128571036
Haven't seen Labyrinth, or wherever the fuck that's from. Not even that big a fan.
>>128570249
Don't read this or you'll freak...There is somebody in real life named Yvonne Strahovsky who looks almost EXACTLY like Miranda!!
>>128571435
uh not sure if I remember correctly but i read somewhere every human has something like ~11 doppelgangers around the world
>>128570862
Did I, now?
>>128571363
You should really rectify that.
>>128571712
You mean there's another terrorist beard like my own out there? Impossible!
>>128571885
facial features
>>128570578
I've never seen him personally, but there are pictures of him in ads in the local phone book
>>128570990
Brilliant deduction, Watson. How is it growing up getting triggered by a German telling a joke?
>>128571435
Holy shit man!!!
>>128573540
>triggered
No, I just didn't know if you were retarded or just making a joke.
>>128570861
Late at night.
>>128573789
I could literally ask the same question
>>128574159
Well, I'm glad we worked this out.
>>128574159
>>128574247
Did anyone ever add onto this?
>>128575238
I don't believe so. why's eddy wrapped and muffled up?
>>128576458
he's dead and been turned into a mummy suit for quarians to hide inside and infiltrate the board with
>>128577018
That's the trick I think, they do crowd into the suit to infiltrate but he's alive in there.
>That's it, bag 'em and tag 'em.
>>128576458
He's ascending to a higher waifu plane of existence.
>>128575238
where's thanemancer
>>128579092
how are the waifus there?
>>128581441
She's cute as fuck.
>>128581441
who's this qt ?
>>128581441
no facial plates, how old is this pic?
>>128581397
High.
>>128581441
anon pls
If you post pics of someone that goddamn cute, it's going to get REAL weird when she posts.
>>128581441
why does she post hereshe looks like a normie
>>128581441
she's beautiful who is she ?
thread's getting a bit creepy
>>128581441
shame about it, really.
>>128584807
german "humor"
>>128584964
The white knighting begins
>>128584807
Finally, fan art.
>>128585158
german dmg "control"
>>128585458
What colour is your plating?
>>128584964
>>128585678
you're a bit obsessed with me I think
>>128585803
not as much as your obsession with asari MT
>>128585758
Gray
>>128586376
devastating comeback
>>128584807
poor thanemancer
>>128584807
I get the editing the turian head in but why is the shirt all warped
are you just really bad editing or were you trying to do something there
>>128586897
her breasts are gone
>are you just really bad editing
5 minutes rush job
Having a cute hurian babby with TM as a result of your time in the sex dungeon?
>>128587125
please never post againI'm not joking
>>128587217
Why anon?
>he doesn't want to snowball with his waifu
>he doesn't felch his waifu
Are you a faggot, anon?
>>128587125
>hurian babby
>>128587365
>>128587125
>>128586750
>>128584807
>>128587125
>>128587365
jesus christ
Selling Thanemancer's snapchat in exchange for fealty to Cerberus
>>128587710
rude
>>128587710
Don't be so rude about nudes, dude
I found this cute Liara pic while I was looking for hurian babbys
>>128587125
What the fuck, man? Are those external deltoids? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>128587710
>fealty to Cerberus
THE EDGE
>>128587796
>>128587710
did they hook up
>>128588007
Don't underestimate the cirklejerk of the old tripfags.Yes.
>>128588412
where are the cute mandibles and smooth plates
what is this -garbage-
>>128587861
I love this mongoloid female
>>128588549
reina-san a best!
>>128588697
>tfw the thread has been utterly femtur infested lately
i blame thanemancer
>>128588697
>ginger
yuck
>>128588893
>dyed hair
>ginger
TM pls stop
>>128589338
when all that snow melts her hair is going to be so wet and messed up
>>128589413
It'll look cute, though. And I'll get to help her dry it.
what's wrong with her face ?
>>128588007
:^)
>>128587997
>wanting humans to be protected and made a priority in a galaxy where every other xeno is looking out for their own hide
>edge
>>128590474
>xeno
>>128590579
Would you prefer me call them ayy lmaos
>>128581441
You look much prettier without your hair hiding that pretty face. Wouldn't it be better just toshaveit all?
>>128590704
I'll take meme over edge, yes.
>>128584807
And I keked heartily.
>>128590812
She lost her hair long ago, OCD. Where have you been?
>>128590835
>>128590835
>wanting humans to be protected and made a priority in a galaxy where every other ayyy lmao is looking out for their own hide
>edge
>>128587710
I'll be damned. There's a name I haven't seen in a while. Back from the dead, Scar? Now all we need isHouseberryand this will be a proper MEG reunion.
>>128590474
I can't stand tripfags but everyone here besides you has done something to keep this thread 3 years and 9 months after release of me3 alive,either collages, oc, shitposting, lists,fics, what do you offer ?
>>128589813
No, no. It will be completely and utterly ruined. Better to shave it off at that point, I'm afraid.
>>128587465
what's a felch
>>128591141
I don't have to do anything #alumni #oldmoney
>>128591251
>Better to shave it off
>>128591339
are you really a lion
>>128591290
Save yourself and just remain ignorant
>>128591067
>having a discussion about Cerberus, one of the worst things in Mass Effect, with an edgelord that unironically think they're a totally good organization and only wants to look out for humanity
No, I'm good.
>>128591479
Lions my donut steel smuggler/pirate crew. Worst bastards this side of Omega
>>128591613
>not good
>objectively responsible for bringing Shepard back to life and saving the galaxy from Reapers
I bet you think the Genophage wasn't necessary
Where are her legs? Why is she posing like that?
>>128591663
which side of omega you said ?
>>128591787
>bringing Shepard back to life
And then there's this retarded writing. Fuck, Mass Effect went down the hole quickly. Right at the start, Mac immediately fucks it up.
>>128591967
Extremely stupid.
True bourgeoisie recognize that a proper narrative standpoint would be 2>1>3
Ie, Shepard is an alliance soldier who investigates the kidnapped humans, discovers collectors, which sets him up eligible for spectre, then learns of Reapers with beacon and ME1 shenanigans which would segue in to the plot of ME3
>>128591916
They had to amputate her legs after she went into battle wearing that, and her shielding failed. Turns out legs don't really like high caliber rounds and explosions.
They're in the process of growing new ones, though, don't you worry your pretty little head, anon!
>>128591967
The best part of mass effect was always theatmosphere
The characters in 2 are fun to be around but many of them are inconsistent and they evolve to self-parody in ME3
The best part of the games was always the sense that you were in a larger universe, and in ME1 that the universe didn't revolve entirely around you.and then they decided to make it so that everyone is perpetually jerking off shepard as jesus
>>128592229
>keeps the dumb fucking human reaper
Nah.
>>128592305
>pretty little head
My head is giant. It's literally off the charts in circumference
>>128592445
Oh I must have missed where I said they kept the human reaper cause I'm pretty sure I didn't say that at alll fampai
>>128592469
It won't look so big when you're throating a krogan cock with his hands holding it down.
>>128592632
My mouth is only for Liara's use desu
>>128592515
Why the fuck else would they be kidnapping humans? Classic anal probing?
>fampai
Stop memeing, please.
>>128592804
Luckily for you, her MT and MT storage is still fully intact.
>>128592851
Kidnapping humans because they're ascending too fast or some shit or want to study the genetic diversity or purely to piss you off
>stop memes
Take the stick out of your ass desu
>>128592986
>tfw choking on her MT and holding my breath for a minute and a half to show how much I love her
>>128591117
please no
>>128593173
>you will never disguise yourself as liara and sneak into anon's house and make him do this to you
>>128593010
>ascending
That's reaper shit, though.
>the genetic diversity
We want LESS Bioware bullshit.
>or purely to piss you off
That makes no sense.
>desu
And he continues memeing.
>>128593263
>disguise yourself as liara
how exactly are you planing to do this anon ?
>>128591663
>Lionon the internet
>>128593371
it's the future, there's all sorts of crazy technology
>>128593269
I'm trying to mesh the games in a different order without completely throwing the intended plot out the window. If reaper shit bothers you that much why even play the series
>>128593173
>holding my breath for a minute and a half
That's impressive, anon, you sure do take cock well.
>>128593504
I-It's not cock! It's a mating tube
>>128593429
>without completely throwing the intended plot out the window
>doesn't keep the babby reaper
>>128593394
You caught me.
I did have a Quarian Pirate in an rpg once.
He was pretty lit
>>128593373
is that a hrogan
are you fucking kidding me
>>128593861
That's just grunt man.
>>128594000
the thing next to grunt
>>128594000
what the fuck nigga
>>128594082
That's a hurian. Take a look at the brow plates and the bowl.
A waifu dying in your arms as youstrangle her?
>>128594308
More like snapping her neck and ending her suffering, but that too could happen, I guess.
>>128593861
it's a hulking hogan
>>128594308
Pouring gasoline everywhere and setting the house on fire afterwards?
>>128594475
what are you gonna do when hroganmania runs wild on you brother
>>128594496
Collecting her life insurance?
>>128594585
Running wild right here on Illium, dude!
>>128594450
who romances diana anyways ?
>>128595449
>they gave us gay cunt diana instead of qt emily wong
>>128596439
>qt
>>128597450
Imagine that face with actual textures, anon!
MASS EFFECT
>>128599989
Is it an Alliance mandate to keep your uniform constantly coated with lube so that your commanding officer can rub his penis on you any time he wishes?
>>128600184
When you're a sexbot, yes.
night meg
why do i procrastinate bros? life is so much easier and less stressful when i do things first instead of last and i have to do them either way. why do i always do things the hard way?
>>128603275
Because it is your nature to do so. Now get off your ass and finish up the important thing.
>>128603275
>mfw gotten almost all of my classwork for the next week done already
>WG got cucked by a manlet
Can't make this shit up
Having unrequited love for you're waifu?
>>128608230
Is that Claire? Christ, she's a slut.
Someone should show to her parents.
>>128608230
You can't be cucked if you never had the relationship
>>128608415
>>128608230
Literally who
>>128609063
Some broad on the internet who's famous for her tits. Her family's loaded, so she's always on vacation.
>tfw thinking about my waifu makes me sad
>can't stop thinking about her
>>128609527
Why does it make you sad?
>>128609527
Sleep and dream of her or make a tulpa
>>128609565
I think about it ending. Doesn't really make sense since it never started in the first place.
>>128609738
By "it" I mean a relationship. Sorry for being nonsensicle
>>128609667
>remembering your dreams
lucky
>>128610114
Look at stuff you can take for dream recall
>>128609667
>make a tulpa
i hope that's not serious advice
people who believe in that shit are more autistic than those chinese kids in middle school who run around holding their arms behind them pretending to be naruto
i once was looking at some tulpa forum and holy shit, it is insane how far people go into deluding themselves and others. you have a literal entire community based around people pretending their imaginary friends are real. different members of their community have more "status" for having "more formed" tulpas and give out advice and it's all totally fake, and they all are lying their asses off but pretending everyone is telling the truth in the hopes that it will strengthen their convictions and actually make their tulpas real.
they have an entire culture based on literally nothing, it's hilarious and also fascinating, you could do an entire anthropoligical study on that shit.
>>128610454
>they have an entire culture based on literally nothing, it's hilarious and also fascinating, you could do an entire anthropoligical study on that shit.
>posted in /meg/
hit a bit close to home lad haha
>>128610880
it's not even on the same level of waifuposting, it's more akin to deluding yourself into believing that your waifu is actually real and writing pretend posts on /meg/ that your waifu wrote on your computer while you were afk and pretending to everyone else on /meg/ that your waifu is real even though you know that it's not. and nobody else questions you because they want their waifus to become real too. it is forced delusion.
it's hilarious because it's a belief that actively encourages you to become more and more deluded because the more you believe your tulpa is real the closer you supposedly are to it actually existing. there are just people constantly one-upping each other on their level of bullshittery to try and make it real.
it's also fucking hilarious because most of them all have totally different ideas of what a tulpa is and how to form one but they don't want to question or correct each other because it undermines their self-imposed delusion. so it's an entire community built around something that they can't even agree on the definition and cause of. totally bizarre.
>9pm
>drank a cup of coffee a couple minutes ago
>knew it was bad idea before i made it
>knew it was a bad idea while i was drinking it
>know it was a bad idea after i drank it all
>did it anyways
What a fucking idiot I am, I'm not going to be able to sleep at all tonight.
>>128612279
Eat something heavy with bread bro
>>128608230
>Cucked by a guy who spams threads about himself on 4chan because he's a loser
Toppest of keks.
>make your favorite dish for alien waifu
>it's a surprise, excited to show her
>she eats it
>20 minutes later she's vomiting up blood
what do you do
>>128608415
That's Claire all right
waifu dreams, everyone
>>128608230
your obsession with weg is becoming very unhealthy
>>128620708
he's not the only one that shitpost about wg
/meg/ on its deathbed
>>128626980
It's been on it's deathbed since 2013.
>>128627287
we got combination stt/brittle bone disease
the slightest jesture causes our faceplate to come off and agonizing pain shortly thereafter
anybody want to come throw up with me? i'm gonna be here all night so there's no rush
>>128627571
For only 20 shekels a month you can help fund research into curing STT syndrome and Vrolik Syndrome
>>128627680
If it means I don't have to go to work tomorrow then surebut if it's a fetish thing then no thanks. i'll do it privately
>>128629624
no fetishes, just sick. but who knows, maybe we'll discover a new one!
>>128630418
Stomach bug?
>>128630521
side effects of STT carrier infection. male subjects don't transform but still feel a bit ill.
>>128631041
The vomit is highly contagious, though.
They say even fumes can cause women to lose a few hairs.
>>128631041
That pesky Y chromosome, preventing a beautiful transformation.
>>128631215
Thanemancer you haven't been dropping your plate shavings into the water supply, have you?
You rascal.
>>128631347
Maaaaybe ~
>>128631347
seriously what is up with those weird sticks coming out of their calves?
Is it okay to let my femtur drink coffee?
>>128631575
Thaaaaanemancer.
>>128631820
as long as there's a lot of cyanide in the coffee, yes
>>128633217
maybe that doesn't work on dextro 'life'-forms
>>128634919
baseball bats, hammers and most firearms will all also work.
>>128546939
What is ME1's replayability? I remember travelling on Citadel and equipment system were huge pain in the ass
>>128528086
Holy shit, I can't believe myself that I used to think that Miranda is hottest in TW2 ;_;
She's fugly. ME2 characters aged very poorly
hi
>>128637018
only thing a turian can become is ground meat in my freezer
>>128637018
>frontline
>male and female
ded
miri...
http://orig03.deviantart.net/dfd9/f/2016/015/1/7/somewhere_out_there____by_barbdbarb-d9o03t7.jpg
dead
>>128644145
>>128644145
What site makes it?
>>128645159
http://en.genzu.net/yurai/
Are comic anon and concept art anon the same person?
>>128647276
>/meg/ has not one but two dedicated thread bumpers
That's some dedication!
All are one in Lurker
>Miranda x Liara pairing
>>128647529
cute.
>>128647597
vomit-inducing
>>128647762
no, cute.
cute!
>>128647797
icky gross
>>128647902
pls.
>>128647934
totally abhorrent concept
>>128648053
no, it's very loving and very pure.
>>128648085
keep that potato-faced monster away !
>>128648162
just let it happen, it'll be over soon.
>>128648292
i want you to know that my lips are literally wrinkled in disgust as i type this
>>128648373
meanwhile miranda's lips are firmly wrapped around liara's clit
>>128648425
no liara doesn't associate w/ sl*ts
>>128648512
but liara is also a slut. what are you trying to pull here?
>>128648572
liara is the only pure waifu
besides, miranda wouldn't associate with an alium like that
>>128648684
>liara
>pure
good joke.
>>128648749
t. miri
>watcha lookin at shepard ?
>>128649048
The two worst waifus
Morgana Sheperd
http://www.bild.de/politik/inland/headlines/drei-krasse-faelle-ueber-die-deutschland-spricht-44161566.bild.html
1. Carnival canceled due to fear of "sex attacks".
2. Male refugees are not allowed to enter public swimming pools anymore.
>Western Germans
>>128638215
Turians are progressives, anon.
>>128644525
Now we've only got N7 and Cerberus. Yay!
>>128647529
>Miranda x Jack
>Female Shepard x Miranda
>Female Shepard x Ashley
>Ashley x Traynor
>Ashley x Jack
>>128651267
>letting refugees shit up the water to begin with
GROCE
>>128651795
>Female Shepard x Miranda
>Female Shepard x Ashley
>Ashley x Traynor
these are all fine though.
>>128652190
Fuck no, they're all terrible. Ashley x Traynor especially, it makes no fucking sense, they don't even interact EVER.
>>128651460
"Progressiveness" is a weakness. The principal objective of the galactic struggle is to rape as many of the other species females while preventing the rape of your own. In this respect, any species in ME in which women have an equal or dominant role in social and political life, e.g. asari, salarians, turians, humans and quarians, is a sissy, effeminate species.
Krogan and BTs are the only ones immune to having their women raped (which is the ultimate humiliation), since (i) their women are non-existent and (ii) they are too fucking ugly.
As long as the BTs succeed in foaming the toes of one human woman, they have achieved something that humans cannot do against them in turn. As long as your species' women exposure to being raped, they are permanently in a disadvantage.
>>128653767
So, do you take your time writing those, or do you have a set of them where you just change out species names, etc.
>>128651267
>mass effect
>>128649796
Miranda is the best waifu.
>>128649048
Not at you for definitely, keep wasting your life.
>>128653950I'm actually switching the names out from "Europeans", "Germans", "Swedes", and "Syrians", "Muslims", "refugees"
>>128654797
I thought so.
>>128644453
>>128651795
>femshep x liarahonestly every lesbian pairing I've seen other than traynor x femshep is disgusting to me
Have you guys seen the new The Division footage?
>https://youtu.be/xoF4_GgeSoc
The people in the comments are getting real autistic about the bulletsponge enemies, but since when do RPGs have realistic damage models? While it might be a wee bit much at times, Mass Effect, Fallout 3/NV/4, Borderlands and fucking Skyrim all have bulletsponge enemies.
The game looks alright, I'd like to try it out. I think they might need to add more abilities, or more weapons like Gears of War, purely running and gunning gets boring after a while.
>>128656960
>no one is holding her hair
:(
>visible lacy part of stockings
sl*t
>>128657130
what's wrong with lacy stockings anon
>>128657256
You don't show the lacy part of the stockings, you'd show off the entire lingerie.
>>128654749
her legs aren't like that
>>128657026
Thanks AWG. I don't like console-exclusives or MMOs, but that looks alright.
>>128658294
It's coming out for PC, too. There's a beta coming for the personal computer the 29th of this month.
Speaking of which, anyone playing the GITS fps and how is it
Fuck I feel terrible
>>128651267
but both is very positive? I hate carnival and refugees blocked out of something instead of giving them extra time or an own swimming pool is good. finally you post something positive.
>>128653950
it's copypasta, I've seen that one before.
>>128660502
I don't but it looks nice. it's still alpha though, isn't it?
>>128661967
Not him but it's Early Access and I think you have to pay to get access to it while the game is launching for free. I'm not buying anything that's free even for $5. Looks fun though and I've heard good things.
so /meg/ I haven't turned a eye to what Bioware has been up to since the release of ME3. I've pretty much tried to avoid them as much as possible.
I just watched the N7 day trailer and just heard commander Shepards voice again. I got a bad feel from that but the Andromeda E3 teaser looked good.
So how do you guys think it will turn out? Will the game be decent? Is bioware making a comeback with this?
>>128662390
>So how do you guys think it will turn out?
terrible and "very progressive"
>Will the game be decent?
unlikely. it's most likely going to be half a product again with 10 DLC to make the story understandable.
>Is bioware making a comeback with this?
No.
>>128658207
You'd lick them anyway.
>>128662390
Who knows, could be fun, probably will be just decent instead of anything great, but I'll play and enjoy it at least.
>>128662815
I wouldn't
>>128662686
We need more things like that, crashed probes, generators, solar panels, etc.
>turret only has legs pointing front and back
Firing in any other direction will send it flying.
>>128665650
>Firing in any other direction will send it flying.
don't worry, we've got mass effect fields brah
>>128666260
Then why give it legs? Just plop it on the ground.
>>128666738
There's almost zero logic in mass effect universe
>>128660502
I'm going to try it out, it looks awesome.
>>128667053
>Bioware doesn't give reasons half the time, while Bungie design things this way
Or did, at least.
>>128651267
>2. Male refugees are not allowed to enter public swimming pools anymore.
this is my hometown, im in rage all day long already and dont know how i can calm down
>>128656960
>femshep x liara best
you clearly have no idea or taste, i bet you chose miranda, some bbc slut
kill yourself
>>128668473
didn't think that post through?
Scalp massages are the fucking best, holy shit
>>128668192
You leave the fucking country and make America great again
>>128668768
I am not leaving my once proud country to join you kike slaves, i rather die here
>>128668901
>kike slaves
Too late bitch.
Shut your hole and go make some beautiful German children then.
>>128668473
cute picture
Any of you guys play any instruments?
>>128670247
>played violoncello till 18, flute and glockenspiel till early teens
>stopped
>>128670471
>flute
kekme2
>>128465009
Most women prefer krogan to dickless quarians, salarians and turians. BT and human penises are too small to compete
>you will never cuck Scar by stealing Thanemancer from him in revenge for shitposting in early-mid MEG era
Alright I´m gonna get flamed for this shitAnyone know any good fanfics that's about mercs without shitty SIs`?
>>128670471
Do you still have them? Would you play something for /meg/?
>>128675596
But those are the best part about these stupid stories. Mercs are the biggest tryhards in ME and people who appreciate them unironically have serious mental issues
>>128676381
I just want to read about a band of mercs doing random missions and getting in trouble. Or a regular fic about the tough life of omega as vendor/stripper/assasin/thief
>>128668473
Sheploo/Liara is the only worthwhile romance in the entire seriesand the saddest
>>128679689
>sheploo
your taste is shit and you should feel like shit
pls never replay to me again
now go and enjoy your cock
>>128677730
>stripper
Well eddy did write this awhile ago.
>>128679952
>go and enjoy your cock
Why are femshep autists so obsessed with gayness?
>>128680118
>Why are femshep autists so obsessed with gayness?
dude take a fucking goood loook on /meg and tell me that the shit posted here is hetero
i dare you motherfucker
this is probably the gayest place beside /b and /lgbt or how this shit is called
>>128680381
>posting about waifus is gay
>>128680641
haha ye, go ahead and tell me how MT on asari are hetero, pls illuminate me
>>128680923
Mating tubes are a joke
>>128674131
I really like the transmitter and the robot arms, they look very cool.
>>128681027
no shit, doesnt stop people from creating liara futa porn and posting it here
>>128679952
The autism levels on this guy, man.
>>128680923
if you aren't comfortable joking about gay stuff you're probably a stinky homosexual yourself
>>128681226
>people from creating liara futa porn
>people on MEG
>doing creative shit that isn't writing a 200 word story
Oh, wow.
>>128681237
>not having autism
>posting on the chins
reddit pls
>>128675837
nope and nope
>>128681368
>giving futa any valid reason to exist
its just a joke man, no homo
>>128681387
Yeah, but you take autism to a new level. You get triggered simply when people shit on the swamp beast (you've got to admit, she looks like a mutated whore).
Are you the guy who absolutely can't play as men in video games, or was that another dude?
>>128681948
yes, and you get triggered when femshep is posted, same level of autism really
i wouldnt call her a 10/10 but you are just overexaggerating it. shes not ugly
no, i can play as a male char, played as sheploo, was shit, never again. nearly quit in the first playthough because of it
thankful i found the femshep side way more enjoyable, played it though countless times always as femshep x liara....its the best expierience for me, simple as that
femshep x liara made mass effect for the best gaming franchise and the 2nd place of my favorite games
Is the Thanemancer who posts now the same one who posted years ago after ME3 first came out
>>128683654
yes
>>128683654
She posted on her blog that she was posting on MEG again and shortly after posted selfies of herself apparently so it's pretty definitive unless someone murdered her and took her phone
Huddled under a heavy blanket, pressed close to your waifu as a snowstorm howls outside
>>128684224
what's her blog?
>>128684246
>Huddled under a heavy blanket
Check
>pressed close to your waifu
pressed alone close to nothing
>a snowstorm howls outside
Check
>>128683997
>>128684224
Oh cool I remember her. I was one of the Ariabros.
Does anyone else still post here
>>128684750
secret
would you?
>>128684887
oh well..
>>128685105
Lel.
A bit 2cottagecheeseghettobooty4me
>>128685105
shes fat
>>128682603
>i wouldnt call her a 10/10 but you are just overexaggerating it. shes not ugly
>>128684828
>all the old shitposters return
Goddamnit.
>>128687975
were aria bros this bad?
>>128682603
nobody cares dude
>>128687975
Don't worry anon I don't think I'm sticking around I just wanted to see what was going on
>>128682603
the typos give you away. you are the autistic shitposter who got so fucking mad when your precious femshep got insulted you spammed ugly whore swampbeast pictures for 2 threads straight. don't ever dare calling other people autistic again
>>128679952
>complains when people don't like femshep
>complains about what other people like
??
Don't be such a hypocrite, anon
If Bioware goes for more of le celebrity voices, Chris Pratt should totally play the main character. Just look at this handsome mother fucker.
But he probably wouldn't lower himself to vidya.
>>128690878
Fuck no.
>>128690679
>>128690718
Anons, please, leave him alone. The female Shepard spam is annoying, but no bully pls.
>>128690959
You a faggot, anon?
>>128691129
No, that's bullshit. As autistically as he goes about it, I could understand if he gets upset and wants to defend his favorite character. But he is constantly "bullying" other peoples taste in characters, doing the exact same shit to everybody else that he is sperging out about when somebody does it to him. Fuck that. He is a hypocritical piece of shit. How the fuck does he or you expect anybody to treat him or his tastes with respect when he is constantly shitting all over everyone else?
>>128690679
kek, you are right
>>128690718
o-ok, then
>>128691129
its just fun and giggles
i woulnt post it if i didnt knew what the reaction ismaybe
>>128691607
calm down anon, you get yourself an ulcer
>>128690878
oh please no meme voice acting
>>128691607
You're right, fuck him.
>>128690878
>But he probably wouldn't lower himself to vidya.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Pratt#Video_games
>>128692016
Like Jennifer Hale?
>>128692214
>2012 - Kinect Star Wars - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Holy shit.
>>128692236
she already was an established voice actor at the time, chris pratt isn't. he's an actor. if you want him to voice act you are doing it the reddit- and bad fandom way
>>128692482
He's already voice an animated movie, though.
>>128692680
and he didn't do a very good job at itso he's on par with Hale. go for it.
>>128693857
Halefags on suicide watch
Missing you're waifu while she's gone on a business trip?
>>128693857
>>128694250
i am just too tired to shitpost today, pls dont bait
>>128694474
Genuine autism
>tfw no waifu gf
>FrenchNecessaryJavalina
>webmshare.com/play/3r1o8
>>128696914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4
>The other night dear, as I lay sleeping
>I dreamed I held you in my arms
>But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
I never noticed until now how depressing this song isparticularly for waifufags
>>128697315
who's the stud?
>>128697540anon is
>>128697703
that is most definitely not true
Why do people get so asspained about shitting on femshep? I play her almost exclusively because muh vagina but idk, getting any over liking/not liking her?
>>128683654
Yes
>>128684750
thanemancer.tumblr.com
>>128684828
Nope, Ariabros 1 + 2 were separate entities.
I don't think anyone from 2012-2013 really posts here anymore.
>http://i.imgur.com/3uCYbFl.jpg
>http://i.imgur.com/5wvx4My.jpg
>>128684828
>>128699732
>I was one of the Ariabros
Shit I misread, nevermindwait are you the GIRL ariabro
>>128699754
DISGUSTING
>>128699732
i really really really dislike her voice acting
>>128699732
not femshep is the problem, it's hale's voice and frecklebeast. I can deal with a proper customized femshep.
>>128699969
I like both Hale and Meer personally but yeah, that's understandable.
>>128699981
The default ME3 female Shep is so fucking gross looking
>>128699981
I have never seen a decent looking customized Shepard, male or female, but I agree that it's much less triggering than a swampbeast
>>128699923
Yeah that was me
>>128699754
[urge to remove intensifies]
>>128700310
L O N D O N
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N
D
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>>128699981
how can someone be so obsessed with something what he doesnt like but can change?
u seriously have a problem there anon
>>128700651
how can I change Hale's shit voice to something else? tell me your secrets
>>128700809
i tought you would like it :^)
>>128700651
>says the autist who literally spent hours on end spamming the thread with his shitty frecklebeast/liara pairing
>>128700948
haha why you first deleted it faggot
>>128700912
dont be a cunt? comeon now post your throatcancer video
>>128701179
>dont be a cunt? comeon now post your throatcancer video
can you stop speaking in tongues?
>>128701179
>haha why you first deleted it faggot
awkward grammar, although that doesn't seem to discourage you from posting
>>128700248
>>128699732
Honestly, my dislike for her is mainly to do with the frecklebeast fanbase, which I feel rivals talicancer
>>128701307
no
>>128701312
you wrote the same shit word by word
>>128702356
I changed two words.
>>128700310
Long time no see, man.
>>128702172
I never saw a cancerous fanbase until I started coming back into this thread. Ontumblrthere's not a lot of love.
>>128702925
yours to his
its only one, and im not a "his" if you would have payed attention
besides it was christmas, i wasnt at home, was bored and drunk
plus you asked for it
>>128703274
>Ontumblrthere's not a lot of love
I reckon that's true for anything ME related these days
Basically my experience with people who /really/ like femshep are Amy Victoria (the tranny) and >>128703384
>HairyGrotesqueFugu
>webmshare.com/AxAaj
>>128703908
i don't think penises work that way
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>>128704123
no geth allowed
>>128704095
Unless it's made of jelly they really don't. Alot of the body actually becomes stiff during sex and alot of sex positions require one to be still while the other one moves, whenever I see those animations of super jiggly sex animations I giggle a bit.
>>128704321
>I giggle a bit
this made certain parts of my body stiffen
>>128704123
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jug bes wifi
>>128704493
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>>128704454
2 lewd
>>128704493
>tfw no gf and no waifu
>>128704723
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>>128704987
>Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.
Should I use old country/bluegrass music or R&B/soul as the new thread's theme
>>128704987
00111111 00111111 00111111
>>128704987
>jackfags fucking it up again
here is wisdom
>>128705330
maaaate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebUNV0kUIH0
>>128705330
how about something good for a change?
>>128705237
>Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.
that's a rule?
look man i managed to get past the sadpanda, that's all the computer savvy i need
>>128706409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4
going to look for some really depressing shit
>>128706747
very rude
>>128706864
could go full oldschool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut3LTPDoIvU
what's the point in posting the videos now and then again in the next OP? it should be handled as a surprise.
>>128703274
I didn't even know these generals were still around.I never really let ME go though
>>128707616
i know what i'm going to use now desu
>>128707934i wish i could let it go
>>128703274
>On tumblr there's not a lot of love.
Sounds like bullshit. Tumblr, DeviantArt, and MassKink like the same stuff, from what I've seen, why wouldn't Tumblr like the swamp beast?
>>128708430
it's probably going to be horrible
>>128708608
it isn't r&b so maybe you and WG won't be upset
this doesn't look very comfortable
>>128709502
>can't sleep on your back because the tentacle fins on your back get in the way
>can't sleep on your belly because your huge tits get in the way
>>128709705
that's what you're for anon. she cuddles up against you and rests her head on your shoulder!
>>128709705
use mass effect fields to sleep while suspended in the air
>>128709705
Sleep on your side
>>128709792
>>128709830
maybe they have specially tailored beds or pillows with a hole in it, like those massage tables
>>128709919
yes, thanks for stating the very obvious.
>>128709705
they're semi flexible, it's not like they'll snap off if she rolls over
>>128710254
no but they're still in the way. you got some kind of helmet? put it on tonight and try to sleep with it on.
>>128710456
I think they're more like ears than a helmet
having chinese takeout with your waifu as you sit on the floor of your new house, still unfurnished?
>>128710494
sleeping on your ear can be very uncomfortable too, but I think they are a bit harder than ears.more like errect dicks I guess.
that reminds me, you never ever see an asari wearing a helmet. if they had any, they'd probably look very cool.
>>128710943
>you never ever see an asari wearing a helmet
play ME 1
>>128710943
Liara would wear them in ME1
Also I think in the intro scene of ME2 if she was your love interest
>>128711058
oh yeah you are right. I kinda tuned that out
>>128711248
it's alright anon, i still love you
>>128711248
noob
anyone got a new thread ready?
>>128711694
i do
>>128649796
Objectively wrong. One loved you the moste, the other literally changes her entire life disposition because of you.
>>128651795
>Miranda x Jack
What about Miranda xSheploox Jack?
That's my OTT.
>>128657026
The Division is a black hole of game features. Like they literally get sucked out of hte game during development. From graphics downgrades to gameplay functionality.
>>128657130
>no one is holding her hair
>tfw have friends to hold my hair while I puke my guts out
>would only puke in a contained environment of my own choosing, even if I were drunk out my ass and would never inconvenience any of my bros with my problems.
>>128661018
I should stop talking to myself.
>>128662390
>I just watched the N7 day trailer and just heard commander Shepards voice again
That's funny. I thought I heard a the voice of a 80 year old larynx cancer patient, Not magnificent Sheploo master race voice.
>So how do you guys think it will turn out? Will the game be decent? Is bioware making a comeback with this?
Terrible. Maybe. No.
>>128662851
>Who knows, could be fun
I thought this was the Mass Effect General, not Delusional Central.
>>128670247
Piano.
>>128675596
>Anyone know any good fanfics that's about mercs
MEGS-
>without shitty SIs`?
Well, I wrote one that has barely any slutting in it.
>>128711742
nice, collage again?
>>128711789
Parte deux
>>128712173
>>128711789
will read em up when I got time later
>>128677730
What about a sex shop owner in the Citadel?
>>128681027
Until someone loses an eye.
>>128684828
>Does anyone else still post here
I was responsible for the yandere Tali posts a few hundred years ago. I don't remember if you were posting at the time, but I was here since then, even before that time, since the pre-ME2 generals in /v/. Didn't have a name back then, though.
>>128712767
>>128712484
>>128712173
move threads you lunatics
>>128699732
>I don't think anyone from 2012-2013 really posts here anymore.
Yeah, haha, what a loser you'd have to be to post here, 3-4 years later. Haha!
>>128704493
I don't know. She had terrible reception in ME3. She was only on for 5 minutes ...
>>128712484
Thanks.
>>128712873
No. I like this one better.
>>128713384
you're a goddamn madman who needs to be stopped !
>>128713704
Call the police. Idgaf.