/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Hey Brossentia

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>srg cleansing in less than one day

Tbh this run is comfy as hell

>>128087445
WHAT?

haha nice marathon but seriously where in the world is mike uyama?

>>128087445
WAT?

>>128087392
>>128087512
>tfw we finally heard from Mike from that donation
>Arby's, for all your greasy sandwich needs

Thank God he's okay

Hey Brossentia

What do you call a society of fucking niggers

The Prevent Werster Assocation

>>128087512
Counting his money

>>128087512
in surgery to fix his whooping cough

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>gdq will be over within an hour

>>128087512
he was at the fucking event, you retard.

Hey Brossentia

What do you call Mike Uyama?

The prevent fun foundation

>>128087612
still a day or two to go until /v/ leaves though

>>128087392
What is the original movie title?

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>>128087612
Thank fuck

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Holy shit I have given such little fuck about this year I did not notice it is about over.

This will be the first one to not make as much as last, even with the fakery.

Feels fucking amazing.

>>128087730
God's not dead. Just some dumb christfag propaganda

>>128087487
imagine with mom as well on the couch

dream team
dream run

maximum comfy

>>128087730
Mike's Dead

>>128087612
I wish it was over ages ago.

Hey Brossentia

What do you call the Prevent Cancer Foundation?

A fucking scam

>>128087769
thanks /v/

>>128087757
It's going to beat last year. Mark my words. They will pump large fake donations in.

Why do you Anonymous guys keep donating?

>>128087757
BUG IN THE TRACKER

>>128087846
300,000$ in the next what, hour?

>>128087886
?
its only 1K usd each time whats the issue

>all those 1k anonymous donations with no comment
Just stop it matty.

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>>128087843
>insulting the board that spawned this shithole

>>128087623
pics or it didnt happen

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Alright so this happens every year

/v/ decides they're the greatest people to ever exist and pick up speedrunning as they are the MASTERS OF VIDEOGAMES

What games do you think you will see these autists pick up for about a month, drop, and fuck off again

I'm gonna guess a souls game and tumblrtale

>>128087901
I'm sure the Australian language restream will donate $300,000 or something

>>128087445
WHY?

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>>128087392

>>128088026
some hipster indie game that's not complete garbage, like hotline miami

>>128088026
Undertale speedruns are fucking hilarious, based wallhumping

>>128088070
Who's the fatass?

How was Bloodborne?

>>128088009
well, i mean, i chatted with him for about 10 minutes, but im not an autist, so i didnt get a selfie with him for /srg/, sorry senpai

>>128088153
boring wreck

brossentia yelling WHAT has made me crack up maybe more than it should

i'm very tired

>>128088026
castlevania

>>128088128
>not knowing who's in the webm

Try harder, anon.

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Quick guys we need more thousand dollar donations and we can hit 2 billion today.

Why did this year's AGDQ feel so bland? Even though the last two years weren't great, they at least were memorable. I completely forgot it was ending and I don't care at all. Also, they hit the bubble :^) They won't be able to top last year's 1.5 million.

>>128088116
Too bad Toby is literally threatening to sue anyone who speedruns the game at an event because he doesn't want his "art" to be misrepresented.

>>128088026
Super Metroid.

>>128087984
I totally imagine him hitting a big red "DONATION" button with his fat ass every few minutes

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>>128087838
>>128087886
>>128087943
>>128087901

Anyone have thoughts about that boost in donations to reach that $1 Million Hyop?

>>128087846
What would be the point of faking donations?

>>128088026
that poor doggy, what the fuck did he get into

>>128088153
a mess

>>128088261
pls oniichan

How much did they reach at the last two events?

>>128088026
Metal Gear
Dork Souls
Bethesda rpgs
FF7

>>128088153
he died twice in the first 10 mins, the donation incentive was a joke, 1/4th of the run was load screens since they play any% unpatched, run would have been nothing but dying if he wasn't massively over leveled.

>>128088287
I don't buy that for a second. Source?

>>128088320
Making it seem like interest for the event isn't dying.

>>128088272
>shit submissions
>shit stream setup
>shit audience

>>128088346
are you 16 years old?

>>128088310
>that massive spike around 5:15
kek

>>128088320
Because if they don't somehow beat last year's amount, it'll make it seem like the marathon is dying. I doubt they'll actually pump in large donations to reach 1.5 million though.

>>128088346
Either you know him and you're acting like you don't, or you really don't know who he is because you're too young to know. In either case, fuck off.

>>128088372
no real source, someone asked him on twitter if they could submit it to AGDQ and he said he'd prefer it if they didn't

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>>128088261
giant bomb fans, like spergs in a barrel

>>128088320
Keep interest in the game up so it will be mentioned in articles and whatnot as a form of advertising for SGDQ/AGDQ2017. But also so they will get the same funding they did this year for the next event akin to government sectors blowing their budget so they have reason to demand the same amount for the next fiscal.

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>>128088153
Shit run for a shit category of a meh game.
>>128088272
There were good runs and fun moments. You are just a jaded shit that only likes gossip twitter drama.

>>128087468
I'll be sticking around to shitpost, thanks.

>>128088423
TAS making Mario Maker yolo lolo

>>128088497
how autistic do you have to be to dislike literally the only good video games related podcast

y'ever just stop for a minute and realize that you're watching some deadbeats beat kids' games as fast as they can and that people dedicate thousands of hours of their lives to this """hobby""""

>>128088518
No, it's bene facto more boring than last years, stop being a contrarian loser

>>128088497
Again: try harder, anon. :)

>>128088497
sleep tight doge

>>128088320
Two points:

1. Approaching 1million is important. People will donate to round it up, and they'll donate en masse. Since the tracker AND the stream have delay, you will see it minutes after it happens.

2. Announcing all these big donations make them common. Raising the average amount donated will influence the next donations (people will adjust their donations towards that number unconsciously). This also works for twitch channel that display the max donor fyi.
This is known as anchor biais, which has application both in games and finance.

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>>128088573
>good

I never said one way or another. I simply pointed out you were a sperg for flipping out over it. You took the bait and ran miles.

>>128088518
I actually don't give a shit about twitter drama. I probably am just jaded though. Been following since 2012, not that long, but still. Most of the runs I watched were just boring or a trainwreck. If you have great runs you would like to recommend, go ahead. Being serious here, I would like to see possible runs I might have missed that were good.

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>>128088450
Just imagine the mixed mood in the ballroom right now. Everyone knows this year made less money and there were very sketchy "donations". Well everyone except ysg who is just too innocent or the evil mastermind behind it all.

>>128088707
>psychologically abusing people to trick them into donating to a useless charity
I sure fucking love speedgaming

>>128088716
i'm not any of the people you were responding to /v/

>>128088720
It's got to feel like shit. Every year I've watched, they've always got to end with saying how they made even more money than the previous year

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>>128088707
>unconciously

>>128088716
Except I didn't flip out over it, anon. Not at all. Are you this bad at reading social cues? Are you literally autistic?

>>128088720
What were the sketchy donations?

>>128088716
Fuck I miss REEL EM IN
The bait variant just got beaten to death by /v/.

>>128088891
There's been 20 something anonymous 1k donations with no comments. The yetee is also pulling money out of their ass like they run the fucking country as well.

>>128088891
look there:
>>128088310

>>128088504
why would they care for SGDQ though? That money actually goes to a decent charity afak.

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>>128088758
>>128088886

Oof, scraping the barrel for defenses now. No wonder you like that shit podcast. Samefagging too? You have to be 18 to post here and it is obvious you aren't if you are willing to sink to these lows to win an argument with a complete stranger on an obscure image board about autists running games quickly.

And there you go, now you have my opinion. Too bad the show has such shitty fanbois.

Now I am off to bed, try not to get too mad about the bait. Nothing personal I just don't like /v/ and giant bomb

>>128088891
a long list of anonymous $1k donation during setup time with either no message or the message was very short and simple like, "prevent cancer goys". Take note of the fact they mention PREVENTING cancer and not "kicking its butt" or "killing cancer" because they donations were made by PCF employees who actually know what their organization is for. Which is ineffective cancer screening, ads, and money laundering.

>>128088964
>The yetee is also pulling money out of their ass like they run the fucking country as well.
People who can print shirts can probably print money too.

>>128088272
I only remembered transformers run honestly. And TAS with FF for being awful.

>>128088950
there's always baited for that exact response

>Last run of the marathon has a runner named NoCashNoCash
>AGDQ is going to make less money, and they probably pumped up the amount by providing false donations

TOP KEK SENPAI

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>>128089005
thx for the update

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>>128089005
Try again, faggot. You're responding to two different people. :^)

>>128088707
And as other stated, it's good to be seen as a growing event.
However I don't think it's that important since they didn't have big sponsors donation this year like last year bundle.
Viewers growth is more important long-term imo, it allows them to expand the venue for the next years and enables new ways of raising money (people talked about esports and stadium and honestly I wouldn't be surprised by it).

I'm more curious about the number of subscribers compared to last year desu

>>128088746
I'm not saying it happened tho, only why I'd do it.

>>128088879
I'm not the one stating that. This comes from studies and behavorial finance in general.
People ARE influenced by the number you spout at them even if it's unrelated to the matter.

If I put the average donation amount you'll adjust towards it.
If I put the year AGDQ started, you'll raise your average donation.
You're not knowingly adjusting the number but it'll happen.

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>made less than sgdq 2015
noice

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Thank god it's over

>>128088720

A few hours ago they were all hyped about "beating last AGDQ!" and "breaking the record!", and they didn't even beat last SGDQ.

This AGDQ literally had zero memes. It was completely devoid of a soul.

WHERE
IS
MIKE

inb4 they announce that at the very last moment they just got a huge half a million dollar donation

Who here is ready for the "finale" of CoolMatty taking over and only saying "Thank you for tuning in, we'll see you next time at SUMMER GAMES DONE QUICK"
[stream cuts off]

Another year, another $120k or so actually going to this "charity" that prints fliers and that's about it. The rest going to already wealthy people's pockets.

Great job guys WE did it!

>>128089218
on a 3-year mono binge.

>>128089000
GDQ LLC took over sgdq for this year.

>>128089161
>doesn't know the difference between unconcious and subconcious
>tries to look smart on /vg/

stop

>>128089161
God I hope they rent out a stadium next year. I would just love to see all those empty fucking seats.

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Reminder.

Too sick to make one post but can still collect $120k salary

>300k less than last year

FLOP
L
O
P

>>128089263
I thought all of the money was going to kick cancer's butt? :\

>"t-they only made 1.2 million!"
>"t-they have to feel like shit!"

You guys are pathetic.

where's the bonus weewee stream

oh shit, uyama finally transitioned to a woman

>>128089078
They also likely put more money up front for the venue and shit.

>>128089342
hi mike

YOOOOO WHO DAT

Speak quiter woman holy shit

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>>128089104
You think I don't know that? I'm literally every other poster in this thread, besides you.

>"I'd LOVE to announce that we've received an anonymous donation of five hundred thousand dollars!"

Is there a term for that autistic voice the guy on the left has?

Monotone, deliberate, arrogant

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>>128089218

Coming to AGDQ as we speak to lay the smackdown on CoolMatty for making less money this year.

I want to have some Final Fantasy SEX with that hot Chinese announcer guy.

>>128089434
She is trying very hard to sound like a dude, cool it man.

>>128089298
English isn't my main language and I used a dictionary and didn't think about it, w/e check the rest I stand behind the statement.

>>128089005
Not to mention that you're the one who thinks that

">not knowing who's in the webm

Try harder, anon."

is equivalent to "flipping out," you fucking faglord. :^)

who is this asian bitch

Is that mike??? sitting next to the purple hoodie guy

>tiny cute asian body
>surly disgusting american voice

0/10

>>128089217
Seriously, it's ded now, last AGDQ started horribly and got a little better in the end but even then it was memorable. Now they are doing stuff like returning plushies and blueglass, but it doesn't help. I hope PCF cuts AGDQ funding so maybe it could be saved still.

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>>128089317
SEE YOU THERE SPEEDFRIENDS!!

Oh boy! Time for PR talk to make this seem like it's not a scam!

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>reading this speech from a tablet

NOT FROM THE HEART, DEVOID OF SOUL

Welp, another year trying to watch the finale, another year of falling asleep.

How was the run?

>>128089496
WOOP WOOP
PULL OVER DAT ASS 2 FAT

>>128089545
shit
the fuck do you think

>>128089452
I want to see Uyama go brutal and beat Blueglass to death with his fits for stealing the show from him.

>>128089496
do you think he's hiding mike in his arse?

remember when blueglass could b on cam

>>128089262
That was so fucking funny.

What year was that?

>>128089324
lmao

>>128089480
>he keeps getting baited

A big thankyou to everyone for my paycheck

how was zfgs run? was it worth looking at?

>>128089545
comfy desu

>>128089496
God I always imagine how comfy he must be when he sits down.

>>128089496
he reminds me of that fat duck with the farm from donald duck

WE FOUND MIKE

>mike is camera shy
suuuuuuuure

MIKE JEWYAMA IS ALIVE. WHAT THE FUCK.

THE PUPPETEER IS HERE

>mike is actually there
lmao

Holy shit, uyama still exists!

HE LIVES

A BIG THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME 120K USD AGAIN

TOGETHER WE WILL KICK MONO'S BUTT

MIKEBOI

I could have sworn Mike retired and put Romscout in charge?

WTF I THOUGHT UYAMA WAS OUT OF GDQS?

holy shit he gets fatter every year

ON YOUR FEET FOR OUR DEAR LEADER

THE EVIL LORD APPEARS

Lmao, there the whole time.

Rekt

why didnt mike want to be on cam?

>>128089615
Yeah, it was cool. After watching the run so many times, it's refreshing to see outsider's react to the glitches and stuff.

Holy shit, they sent one of Uyama's clones!

>>128089324
guess not anon, whatatweest

So who is making the video compilation of all of the cringe moments and joke donations? When will it be ready?

>>128089615
yes, he nailed all the more technical tricks and the audience was as packed as ever and actually invested in the run

that's a body double you dumb fucks.

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT IS NOT THE REAL MIKE UYAMA

uyama looks like he can't even move

>>128089697
Ron scout got fired. Cool Matty is the one in charge now.

>coolmatty is literally off counting the money somewhere
holy fuck

Man this general went from "alright" to "spergs waving dicks" during a single game. Fuck FF4 and it's ruinous powers.

>>128089751
>Punished Mike

>>128089726
Hiding from FBI for fraud. It's his decoy btw.

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HE GOT FUCKING FATTER
MONO MY ASS

OH SHIT MATTY IS NOT tHeRE
HE TOOK MIKES BODY
THE TRANSITION IS COMPLETE

her mouth is so fucking moist jesus christ
stick a fucking paper towel in there before you get on the mic next time

>>128089769
WAT. what happened?

~TIME FOR BONUS STREAMMMMMMMMM!!!~

Uyama's legs about to collapse in on themselves

CAN I GET A BIG FAT YOU FOR SRG YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS AND THANK ALL OF YOU FOR AGDQ 2016

>>128089791
It's Final Fantasy in general desu. Only degenerate shitters likes that shitty series desu senpai

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>YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW WHEN SGDQ IS???

Mini Apple is what?

MINI APPLE IS WHAT?

>127k worth of chicken nuggets
living the dream

Jesus, she's treating everybody there like they're kids

so... who is she, where's her twitter?

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>3rd-9th
>6 days
>tfw no bonus stream

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>>128089848
he really needs to cut down on those snacks

alright let's go home

>>128089746
>>>/twitter/

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>>128089909
I mean theyre autistic so its ok

No bonus stream?? :(

>Scedule SGDQ 2016 over Fourth of July
>Doctors without borders donations suffer because of it
>SEE?!!? Everyone likes to donate to PCF better!

All part of the Jewyama plan.

>>128089862
:^)

What game does that grill speedrun?

Was there even a bonus stream last time? I forgot.

Alright let's go home.
The perfect summary of the event

>>128089860
No one knows. Neither seems willing to talk about it. It has me worried as fuck.

>>128089862
Hahaha, you're funny.

>alright lets go home
>cuts out
TOP FINALE GUYS, REALLY WELL DONE

>buffering
WHERE IS BONUS STREAM I WANT SHITTY GENESIS GAMES MIKE

The last GDQ I saw the finale of, there was music, dancing, a few speeches, tears, it was awesome.

I don't know what the fuck this was just now. How uneventful.

FREEMONEY ANY%

>>128089991
Yes.
It lasted like 12 hours maybe.

so, what now?

wHERE'S THE WEEE WEEE BONUS STREAAM

Was Mike actually there? Did he look ill?

>>128089991
not for the last two, unfortunately

>>128089852
A dick or two migth would do the trick too.

well.......was fun shitposting with you 4fucks. I'll see you in the summer.

>>128089991

Last ADGQ's was only a few hours, and SGDQ didn't have one.

PERFECT ENDING LEL

This made me sick.

I haven't been following the scene lately, what happened to Worster and Iceplug? Didn't saw them during the whole thing.

>>128089991
I think SGDQ '14 was the very last bonus stream.
Doshin the giant sat on it.

>>128090062
Yes
No

>>128090092
Me too, au revoir!

>>128089497
nys

>130 hours of streaming video games
>5 minute finally read on a tablet
why were they so quick to end it?

>some random ugly slut closes the event who probably has never played a game in her life

ugh

>>128090036
This is GDQ ran with corporate efficiency and soul

>>128089960
It literally cut off after the exact moment she said that.

What year was it that they had a week-long bonus stream?

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What the fuck's with this AGDQ host guy, it seems like he already knew he was going to be hosted

>>128090119
Iceplug was there. I think he was on the couch during the classic Mega Man block.

Werster is banned.

AGDQ over, time to consider suicide again.

The raid's starting, senpai. You better start streaming so you have a chance of being raided and make it big!

>>128090036
Come on, this is bullshit. 2013 AGDQ's post-marathon speech had them handing out the mic to anyone who wanted it. It was so ridiculously awkward, no one could have possibly thought it was good. One skinny kid was talking about how he was going to miss all his five-day friends and just said "I tried to kill myself once, just throwing it out there." It was such a shit show.

Bonus stream was fun but the speeches were stupid. I'll miss the Mario Party money matches.

What happens now that they don't have Humble Bundle to give them 300 mysterious thousand dollars to make it seem like they got more money than last year? Who's going to kick cancer's butt?

>>128090186
Mike had to get home to do his accounts

>>128090186
since uyama was there they want to avoid people making the important questions about the gdq budgets

Rate this AGDQ with the others.

I think this one was the worst one yet in terms of fun.

>>128090186
Needs time to count the money and start shopping.

>>128090062
yes. not ill unless you consider obesity an illness. in which case he definitely ballooned considerably

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>>128090193
Remember Blueglass closing speech?

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>>128090224
Why is he banned?

>>128090215
2013

no really though i have to thank all of you for hating literally everything the whole time before i go back and watch aladdin

thanks guys

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>bop that like button

Is there a GOOD marathon out there? One that encapsulates the feel of the GDQ's from a few years ago?

If not, someone should start one.

>>128090218
He did. They asked before they raided. It's no fun that way.

>>128090062
see >>128089848
>>128090186
Games DONE QUICK

>>128090256
God, I remember that. So awkward.

>>128090224
>Werster is banned.

What did he do now?

>>128090186
If they leave Mike on camera too long people will start noticing that it's not him

>>128090302
fuckin niggers

nobody knows, really. they won't tell him.

>>128090256
that was bertin

>>128090356
Stabbed Mike89

Wait, are they going back to that venue in St. Paul? If so, why the fuck would you do that? That place is dead at night. You're gonna starve all the runners.

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Are we getting any newbois this time around?

>>128090310
That shit was maximum comfy.

>>128090302
Ask reddit and nys

>>128090325
ESA is actually about speedrunning and not about autism. But amerilards will dismiss it for being Euro.

>>128090282
>AGDQ 2013
10/10
>SGDQ 2013
9/10
>AGDQ 2014
7/10
>SGDQ 2014
6/10
>AGDQ 2015
5/10
>SGDQ 2015
7/10
>AGDQ 2016
4/10

>>128090319
WHO UP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiFB56KqKr8

are you guys ready to watch the best WR of all time

>>128090385
Was it really? I'll have to take your word for it because I definitely don't remember it that well, but I think I would have remembered if it was bertin

>>128090319
>>128090428
YO MASH THAT FUGGEN LIKE BUTTON

Based cloakyoshi streaming sm64 70 star runs

>>128090385
i thought that was the guy that got caught cheating during a race he did kinda look like bertin though

>>128090419
dat feel when most of your speedbros are Euros
dat feel when you cant afford to get to ESA

>>128090302
He got banned after AGDQ'14 for reasons he just said were beyond stupid. It felt like instead of waiting for an incident, ie him upsetting someone on stream, to happen they just figured they'd give him the boot then.

>>128090319
REAL NIGGA HOURS

ok back to our regularly scheduled squid posting

>>128090421
AGDQ 2015 was a technical disaster.

>>128090356
he never said

http://pastebin.com/NwRD1r2Q

So there is nothing to watch until May now?

>>128090380
It was because he stole the room keys.

>>128090282
Not as shit as last years, stil way too far from the pre esports ballroom era.

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>>128090530
k lol

That's it then. Guess it's time to head back to /tv/.

>>128090530
Wait what? He's ACTUALLY banned? I thought you guys were making shit up again.

so what do we even talk about for the next six months

go on, quote me

Welp, the time is right for SRGmarathon to rise from the dead and whip GDQ right in the ass :^)

This AGDQ was not worse. The charity is still god awful and they need better tech setup times.

>>128090623
speedrunning and stuff

>>128090421
AGDQ 2015 was worse than this year.

2014 was worse imo

this was on par this 2015, mediocre at best

I feel this AGDQ was average, but acceptable.
Except for that garbage Super Metroid run, pretty much everything I tuned in for was acceptably energetic.
6/10

Did Werster ever get that situation figured out with his girlfriend that was living with him?

>>128090623
rival streamers, whine about the thread and LiquidxSquid.

>>128090419
ESA is fucking terrible, there's even less fun than GDQs.

>>128090623
How long it will take summit to take the oot wr

>>128090631
I remember that abomination

haha memes so funny guys let me put more memes over the run haha cause memes are awesome

>>128090578
Aka pre-emptive ban before he says something stupid on stream again

>>128090491
Make a fundraiser for reddit.

>>128090631
I think we should raise money for a Prevent PCF donation or filename at SGDQ

>>128090645
>amount of money raised inversely correlates with amount of fun
Hmm

>Summit trying to learn OoT

Guess that means he's loosing viewers so he has to try and meme it up to get them back.

>>128090623
We gossip about each other like your catty aunt.

>>128090325
Californithon

this qbert stream is pretty comfy desu senpai

>>128087392
>just woke up to learn what our boy Andy did in the LTTP run

That's my nigga! :D

>>128090764
no fucking way. ESA is the shit.

>>128090618
He did that after the fact.

>>128090620
Yeah. Was pretty upset over it too

>>128090623
Some washed up oldman will lose his wr to a newboi.

>>128090623
Let's talk about John Numbers

>>128090764
Europeans are just not very fun folk. Not as bad as Asian, but still.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaUfpou0MBI

Moments like this are what this AGDQ was missing

>>128090826
I've heard multiple streamers talk about how Jan-Feb is a really lean time (comparatively) so I'd believe this.

WHERE THE BONUS STREAM AT

>>128090783
>hasbeen csgo player turned survival game lets player stream personality steals wr from dedicated speedrunners
I want it to happen, I want to see the fallout of this happening. Summit is a genuine idiot when it comes to games beyond his niche.

>>128090952
Fuck off gossip girl >>>/facebook/

>>128090783
>>128090983
fuck off

summit is a washed up retard

he will never beat the wr for the ocarina of time

>>128090952
basically they need less normies

>>128090764
>there's even less fun than GDQs.
It's about time children head back to
>>>/v/

>>128091002
quality post

but for real m8s whens the bonus stream

>>128090983
>>128091038
Just think, he's already got the perfect grindmonkey setup and mentality.

>>128090904
As he should be! Bannings are not something that should be given easily. I understand Controllerhead's ban, for example, dude fucking punched someone's NES and was drunk a good chunk of the event apparently.

>yuropoors trying to convince people their marathon isn't complete shit
lmao

>>128090952
>watching this
>it gets to the quake guy

fuck i forgot about this, it was awkward

you know actually it wouldnt have been as awkward if he just said hi mom and dad instead of ignoring it

wait a second

they booked SGDQ during 4th of July?

>>128090952
Did we even get any notable moments from this AGDQ?

>>128091205
Yes

Alright shit's over, from here on out don't post unless you include your splits.

>>128090952
oh god that Batman part at the end. ooooof.

>>128090952
how did this not include SAY IT?

>>128091205
Why would you want to spend the 4th of July in Minnesota with a bunch of nerds?

>>128090952
>holding onto bananas
>proposes
>SHE SAYS YES
BASED BANANA BRO

>>128091205
Yeah, why the fuck would they do this? ESA at least didn't matter since they are in Europe when they did it.

>>128091201
t. Mono Mike

>>128091205
>Hey sorry family, I'd rather spend my fourth sitting in a crowded, smelly room with a bunch of autistic nerds spouting lame memes while going fast at video games

Honestly we need more real oldbois, I hate tuning in to a stream to see somestreammonster literalwho running a game

>>128091201
>it doesn't have le epic memer runners so it's shit
>>>/v/

>>128091236
Andy resetting skuj's console.

>>128091307
If we go it's going to be for a shorter time now, that's for sure.

>>128091446
>no good runners
>no good games
>no personalities to make up for lack of runners or games
>tons of let's play JRPG shit
>smelly poor monopoly money land
stay mad lmao

>>128091236
that one run that completely failed, with the stairs.

Now that agdq is over it is finally time to speedrun ANIME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8YJGwsuJn8

>>128091446
No it's shit because it's fucking shit. Goddamned Europeans.

Now that they finally done SM run properly, can they stop with this animals meme for the next time?

>>128091427
>gdq events
>crowded rooms
Did you just wake upfrom a coma lol

>>128091656
these are people who still shout "Hyppppppe" in 2016

>>128091656
300k on animals, so nope

>>128091715
yeah, who does that in current year?

/srg/

I want to start using my microphone on my stream

what do i talk about

Well, see you in another life brothers. Thanks for the fun Games Done Quick and speedrunning banter

>>128090952
Not really awkward, but the Outlast runner failing the donation incentive glitch after he spent like a minute talking about how he was so glad this met the donation goal because the guy who discovered the glitch was a friend of his who passed away from cancer and he was really happy to show the glitch.

He ended up screwing it up and retrying would have meant rewatching a long cutscene so he didn't retry.

>>128091804
qt animu grills

>>128091804
My dick.

>>128091804
The game you play and keep smalltalking with chat to make them feel like you actually care.

>>128091804
How giant bomb is shit and trigger Reddit away

>>128091581
i hate anime

>>128091804
You just have to commentate your runs if you've got no one else to talk to, like a mumble/discord group

>>128088026
>speedrunning video games is so hardcore >:)

is that what you autistic grindmonkeys believe? grow up and get a real hobby you pathetic shit.

>>128091827
Wow that's fucking hilarious. I'll have to watch this later on.

>>128091860
no that would make me look like a weeb
>>128091882
no thats lewd
>>128091965
what if i do care
>>128091969
i dont know what giant bomb is

not a single real WR this agdq huh

lets plays...

desu I liked this year a lot better than last year. Then again last year was probably the worst AGDQ ever. Yet it was the most successful one i terms of donation money.

>>128091656
I just wait for a moment when runner is on WR pace and they tell him to take that retarded detour. Either he says fuck you and gets WRm causing a lot of shitstorm, or he loses WR and causes a lot of shitstorm.

>>128091804
talk shit about your stream rivals

Any underground streams?

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daily reminder that showvideogames was a thing

>>128091673
I would like to assume that he meant the hotel rooms and not the stream room.

I'm not American so I wouldn't care about too much about being there for the 4th of July. It'd be great to get sloshed with some speed friends.

>>128092094
i don't have any

cya marathon friends if you aren't already gone

>>128092025
>what if i do care
All the better than to hopefully not become a total sellout if you ever get popular.

>>128092231
Do you stream a game no one else streams? If no, then you have a stream rival.

is summit gonna take the wr?

>>128092272
I usually stick around 2-3 additional days. I like to call it the Bonus Meme.

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>>128092037
>not a single real WR this agdq
At least inform yourself before you make claims.

>>128091307
Well that's frankly my yearly tradition, but my normal convention ends on the 3rd this year.

>>128092437
>real

>>128092037
Essentia set a new WR for most nerd-semen inside of a body

now that it's over... Who dared to have any fun the last few days?

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>tfw so lonely I'm watching highlight and blooper reels from older gdqs