/srg/ - Speedrunning General

1st for pape

Let it die

Based OP image

who is this announcer?

>>127853617
It's because Notch hasn't donated yet

>>127855885
Should change it to Cosmo

>>127855990
edobean, a known cunt

>>127855885
is that seriously the bid war for the filename

FUCK

for once i hope iwata wins

8th for Cosmo a shit

>>127856027
except he already did

>>127856027
But he has

was that death that just happened actually planned? or was it just an accident that happened to work out?

>>127856183
accident that just happen to work out.

pretty funny

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>OH NOOOO I DIIIEEED
>HAHA JUST KIDDING! IT WAS PLANNED!

>>127856069
>>127856042
Cosmo is number 6 in the list of file names.

i just got legitimate lee rused by a speedrunner

that was a sick strat

>>127856183
it was planned

>>127856268
>>127856227

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME SRG

Jesus christ that boss fight
My heart

>>127856183
>>127856227
by his wording it was intended

>>127856183
planned

>>127856227
idiot

>>127856326
It basic lee was

Fucking hell this announcer is really ruining the run, just have to mute it. What an obnoxious cunt.

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>>127856183
>>127856305
It was planned.

based fucking donation bro

>>127855885
Where do people view current incentive goals?

cringe

>that voice

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This twink voice. MY FUCKING EARS.

>>127856438
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

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loving edobean desu

Aaaaaaand I just nutted to her voice.

smash dat fukken mute button

I enjoyed commentators voice. She sounds like Lexi Bell.

>>127856453
>>127856464
>>127856496
get lost memers we like to have lulz here

haha stiv has to do his run at 4am when no one is watching. literally what the wife rapist deserves.

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This run would be maximum comfy if edobean wasn't reading donations.

They always have to ruin it somehow, don't they?

That triggered my nyanners hate.

seriously, every other fucking donation reader waits until they are TOLD they can read donations

edobean just DOES IT ANYWAY

i want to hold hands with edobean

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>>127856580
jelly beta spotted

>>127856580
>rapist

anon please she was a mormon slut

>>127856572
Having my ears bleed because of a girl's voice isn't my idea of fun, boyo. And it doesn't make me a memer.

>>127856561
So "Daddy Issues: The Voice"?

>>127856685
die in a fire

>>127856572
>we

how appropriate, because "we" also rhymes with /v/ and /b/

>>127856709
This is actually exactly it. Some women stay in infancy mentally because of daddy issues. They get away with it because women are carried through life.

>>127856745
and /mlpee/

>>127856745
... and /vg/

>$75 donation
>I wasn't going to donate in this segment, but that stupid voice that cute sounding announcer person is doing forced it out of me.

oops

>>127856709
p. much
Anyone attending a GDQ has daddy issues desu.

>>127856671
is it ok to be a slut in mormonism?

>reading neets talk about autistic speedrunners

why do i come here again? i must be ill

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>>127856810
>cute sounding

>$20
>My grandmother is a double breast cancer survivor... And it certainly wasn't from Luigi's help...

>I don't have much money right now, but I wanted to donate because the announcer's voice acting is so cute <3! Thank you for the great event AGDQ staff!

>>127855885
is this real? where can i go to track donation incentives?

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>>127856816
No, which is why they're all repressed.

>>127856810
>cute

I'd just like to remind you all that *this* is who you're calling "cute"

>>127857038
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bids/agdq2016

>>127857038
It's not real you goofball

https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/run/1742

>>127857040
That's a girl o_o

remember when stiv got drunk and started banging at c*sm*'s door, then adrian came out and laid the smackdown on him so hard that he ended up crying? lamo, seeing what happened with that guy's wife i think we all know what stiv was up to.

>>127857040
she is cute. probably a great bang

>>127857038
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/run/1731

You won't do shit either, anon. Narcissa deserves it. :)

>>127857170
that's the wrong game, you moron. Try here.
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bid/3706

>>127857195
Yes, amazingly enough.

>>127857243
Anon what are you smoking.

>>127857038
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bid/3706

>>127857243
I have yet to post in one of these threads all week.

I am popping that cherry to tell you you're a dumbass.

who the fuck is sumichu

>$10
>Can I marry the announcers voice? It's incredible. Donation goes to announcers choice.

>>127857293
>>127857301
its because she doesn't have a dick like cosmo right?

>>127857301
>Long time lurker first time poster here

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>$300 for deadnaming
man, if only /srg/ had some rich fuckers in here to make things awkward.

>virtual consoles are bad

we got it guys

>>127857372
At this point I'm unconvinced that this person doesn't, in fact, have a penis.

This is her, apparently from before she god braces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_VFwwAPeY

>>127857389
I have $1500 to drop right now, but it still wouldn't even be close.

Cant be bothered to go back but Stiv is a pimp and if anyone is actually bashing him unironically you are simply a jealous manlet and or woman he wont bang.

>>127857389
you don't understand
if narcissa is the filename it will cause a bigger uproar. they would never let it be cosmo, they would pull the plug.

>>127857465
That would get it pretty close actually. 2nd place by $200-300.

>>127857510
what uproar would "Narcissa" cause? "who the fuck be narcissa" drama?

>>127857560
I bet that pretty much everyone involved with speedrunning would know who narcissa is
obviously enough people do that it's winning

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our boi grav is next

these woods give me anxiety. I remember getting lost in them as a kid and getting spooked by all the noises.

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>>127857442
LISA NEEDS BRACES

how come you guys are satisfied with talking about cosmo all day for days

>>127857636
Because we all have hateboners for trannies.

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poor daddy

>>127857494
Not bashing him for what he did but that pastebin was a mistake.

>>127857389
We definitely need to get Cosmo to be the filename

>>127857693
What? That was the best part. Genius

>>127857765
Cosmo is the raddest fucking name to start with, he really didn't need to change it.
I'd love to share a name with Kramer

>>127857334
the person in charge of the gamelist this agdq

>>127857693
Was that the one with the really long and drawn out teary-eyed apology for fucking another man's wife? Am I remembering that right?

>>127857692
What?

Reminder that it's almost been a year since this:

http://pastebin.com/73fDjPgn

>>127857765
They'd just get it pulled.

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>>127857863

>>127857843
Except it was underhanded.

>>127857874
would be really fucking hilarious and make their event even more of a joke right? right?????

>>127857863
what a top cuck

>>127857832
Cosmo may technically be a dude name but it's rare enough that it doesn't even feel gendered in modern american english; he could have kept it as she.

>>127857874
that would be worth it too, since they'd have to say why. Or at least their stumbling for an excuse would be good.

>>127857932
Of course it was. He cucked another guy.

>>127857946
>thinking they won't lie and say narcissa was well in the lead regardless of the outcome

>>127857803
It was the best part for us, but definitely a mistake for him.

>>127857964
yeah seriously. I feel like every trans who posts constantly online comes up with some name which is a flower or just something so fuckign obtuse and stupid

>>127857863
Who was Werster writing this to again?>>127857964
Hate to break it to you but the whole thing is for attention. Cosmo is a great name but that doesnt get your screennames changed across the internet and huge wikipedia battles.

>>127858005
They wouldn't even mention it. It would just be pulled quietly and play dumb/stay quiet if chat/reddit/whatever brings it up.
Not like anyone where is going call them out on it on stream.

>>127857389
if I was rich, I'd dump a five digit number of dollars for the name "Trump"

>>127857863
who wrote this and who was it written to

sorry i'm not up to date on all the srg drama

who enjoys paper mario here?

>>127857863
>>127857908

Please tell me wimbler wrote this lmao

>>127858126
Werster wrote it, I forgot who to

>>127858157
me

I'm glad you're all a bunch of NEET sissies who won't do shit because you're just a bunch of girls on the inside.

At least I admitted it and became one, why haven't you? :)

>>127858109
People would ask questions though.

>>127858113
>implying it wouldn't be better to make TheMexicanRunner play levels/type in Trump or Build Wall
oot would be nice, but come on senpai you're missing the real bantz.

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>>127858157
It's my favorite game, Anon.

>>127858186
I had good parents that loved me and taught me morals.

>>127858171
Adrian/0xa101, I think.

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>>127858256

>>127858186
At least I fixed my teeth. Why haven't you? :)

>all these big sum "anonymous" donations
Sure thing Mike

>>127858186
My parents would murder me before I could become a NEET would be fun though

>$2000 donation from anon
>blank
who wants to bet it was going to cosmo and they blanked it familia?

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>>127858157
Right here lad.

One of my favorite games ever and this run is really comfy whenever edobean shuts up.

>>127858157
This game defined my adolescence.

>this blatant papa johns viraling

fuck OFF pie

>>127858217
Who? Twitch chat is too busy spamming memes. Any post on hugbox leddit would get downvoted into oblivion,and even if it did they would host some bullshit AMA or make a single comment to "defuse it" and get 30x gold for being a progressive organization.

We could always bid Cosmo as the filename for one of the other Zelda games

>>127858256
Is wearing panties morally wrong?

>>127858379
>>127858243
>>127858183
>>127858157
lads, im comfy too

>>127858514
depends on the color/pattern

>>127858275
>>127857863
Werster literally C U C K E D cosmo into another gender dimension.

>>127858514
If you are male yes.

>>127858492
>We

>>127857863
what the hell

Has any run been mercy killed by going over the estimate yet?

>>127858360
That's exactly what happened, actually.

>>127857908
>tfw when you love people

0_0.............-_-............;_;

>>127858583
animorphs and alpha zylon

>>127858583
one in awful games block is what I've heard.

>>127858186
cumcrab...

>>127858594
Is that you $1500-anon?

HOIIIIPPPPP

hey guys

wanna hear a secret?

_____HOOOYYUUUPPE_____

>>127858360
being able to see the donation screen, that is what happened.

>>127858634
>animorphs
Is that the GBC one? I always remember reading about it in Nintendo Power. Shame I was looking forward to seeing what I missed possibly.

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>>127858540
It made watching this GDQ worth it for me. Seeing those perfect LZS's were fucking nice.

just kill me...

Could these donations be used as a money-laundering tactic?
How much does the government keep an eye on donations?

>$10
>better ingredients better pizza, Auto Zone

>>127858779
video games have a strange culture

i hope to be a part of one someday

>>127858814
holy shit can you get confirmation/screenshit?

>>127858862
Can someone explain the papa john pie thing? What is going on? I think I keep stepping away and pie is donation shilling or something.

>>127858821
it is the gbc one
they got fucked over by rng for like 15 minutes, then started over and got through the first 3 levels, and just called time after that

H
YY
PPP
EEEE

>>127858953
Hello newfriend :)

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>>127858387
i didn't mean to quote myself, youre extra comfy my friend

>>127858957
Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.

Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.

Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.

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>>127858594
>>127858814
I wish

why the fuck does edo read so many donations
why does she pick so many that say she has a cute voice (even ones that say "voice acting" and shit)

it's killing the run for me oops!

>>127859128
I actually closed the run about 30 minutes ago because of it.

>>127859075
stale af pasta my man

>>127859128
she's trying to get a voice acting job

>>127859128
i thought the same thing, then went to the donation tracker.... most of them that are readable do mention her voice....

>>127859098
I wish, but it doesn't look like it's going to be allowed into first place. I'm willing to bet smaller donations will be accepted, but anything that bumps Cosmo into first place will mysteriously not be counted towards the total.

>>127859128
I mute whenever I hear someone say it's okay to read donations.

>>127859252
could you try to suck more (You) dick?

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>tfw it's 8am, I watched mentally ill people playing video games very fast all night and now I'm baking a chocolate cake

I'm losing it boys

does it count as a 'speed' run if it takes this long

it's like watching the world's fastest highway construction

>Ironic astroturfing is still astroturfing

>>127859375
hit me with a slice bro

>>127859375
Fuck, I should bake a cake today too.

Going out today to buy some carrots and chocolate.

>>127859375
bene...

>>127859419
Make it a pie! I ate your pie!

>watching donation stream
>comment pending approval
this really is the easiest thing to manipulate doe senpai.

>>127859493
>lets speedrun cancer guys!

>>127859441
>8am
>bene
u what

>$10
>This donation goes out to the soothing and super pretty voice of the donation reader.

>>127859390
Yes it does, even Baten Kaitos 100% in 347:52:34 is a speedrun.

>>127859493
>link

we should name the boy in secret of mana cosmo

>>127859375
>tfw your roommates are all out of town at their gf's place and you are slowly stealing and rationing the food they left behind

bbq sauce, lettuce, and cheese burritos again tomorrow night

>in a room full of selections
>many other selections besides this
>no emotions

must be weird being a grill

>>127859581
im down

>>127859575
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/agdq2016

>>127859581
This.

>>127859581
>not naming the Boy Narcissa

These fucking niggers on the couch, not singing.

>>127859581
>>127859771
Need to decide what we doin b4 I donate

>>127859419
It's in the oven atm. It's a fondant so it'll be ready in an hour.

>>127859440
I had nothing to eat with the tea and it's fairly quick to do. You can do it while watching runs so it's comfy.

im loving this run and all but... really?

>>127859771
That's what they'll do when people pick Cosmo as the name

>>127859870
Cosmo. It's way more controversial

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>They are singing
Make it stop

>>127859679
>>127859581
>>127859698
>>127859771
good luck with that thousand dollar entry fee

That was cute

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>be me
>have the stream running on mute
>unmute the stream to see what is going on
>people are singing
>close the stream

jesus christ guys, wtf is this

>>127859908
>being this new

>>127859936
desu senpai I was just hoping that $1500-anon was serious.

I don't think it's likely but it would be the ultimate in bantz.

>>127859953
Old man river nigga

so when can we get this person of the donation mic?

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>>127859681
some pretty stupid shit on this site, thanks

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Admit it.
You all love cringy shit.

>>127860008
In several hours

Honestly she's the female equivalent of spikevegeta intonations wise

>>127860083
>chance of cancer
where's knitler with her 50% chance of cancer?

>>127860208
except spike is cool and shuts the fuck up and doesn't do le ebin high pitch kicked dog voices.

if cosmo is one of the character names at any point in the rest of the marathon i will write COSMO on my dick and tweet it to him

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>>127860089
I fucking hate cringey shit in general but I can't hate Pie's stuff.

>>127860254
noice

Never gave a shit about AGDQ until this year, so I'm new as fuck,
but how the flying fuck are you guys not sick of all the same god damn jokes being said over the donations?
literally every donation makes a stupid Luigi joke or animal joke.
It's not that I don't get the references, but I am so sick of the same 2 jokes being told.
Don't you guys ever get sick of it?

>>127860089
literally nothing on stream has made me cringe

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>>127860245
>where's knitler with her 50% chance of cancer?

>>127860334
back to /v/ youre probably a tranny anyway

>>127860334
I don't think any of us like the donation reading; it just comes with the territory.

If only we could just have an autistathon without pretending to give a shit about charity.

>>127860334
nobody cares what the donations have to say, its about runs and autism

>>127860334
you stop hearing them after several years

just like with notch donating for attention, at first you get confused then you realize he's just pathetic and you let it go

>>127860286
It's official, we've come full circle. srg loves pewdiepie

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Pop this donation reader in the oven head first.

>>127860381
Can you please stop?

>>127860518
good b8

>>127860083
>binny

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Anyone else getting a connection error or is my ISP just being a Nigger Supreme?

>>127860628
>please

someone post the knitler nudes, please

>>127860736
I'm getting connection issues too. Servers are shitting themselves.

post pics of missy, the real best crossdresser of AGDQ

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>>127860758
>nudes
why would you want that

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>>127860628
>please

remember when knitchan was teasing us with her socks? good times

>>127860823
to see her tits... wtf

are there any confirmed lewd pictures of any of these speedrun celebrity people, especially the crossdressing/trans ones?

>>127860954
is this lewd enough?

https://twitter.com/missygoesfast

>500$ donation
>silence
lol

>this announcer
fuck this I'll be back when she's gone

if all of this is paper, how does that lava stuff work? hur HUR hUR HALLHALGHAhLAHa PLEASE LAUGH

>>127861051
not really, but thanks anyway

>>127861080
>10$ donation

everyone claps and yells cus we know you :^)

>>127860758
What? She's a fucking goblin. Why would you want that.

>>127861132
wouldnt the water make the paper soggy??? :) just a joke for laughs to think aboutt

>>127861190
look. i know what she looks like. i know what i want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsSNh23SwPw

>>127861416
who is that sexy beast on the far left?

cancer is not hereditary

if 5 of your family members have cancer, reevaluate everyone's life style

>>127861190
Sometimes it feels good to masturbate to an accident. And if it comes to accidents she honestly doesn't look that bad.

I bet she is a freak in bed too. Still waters and stuff.

>>127861080
>>127861187
i literally wont donate because of stuff like this

>>127860334
>>127860415
>>127860416

Most of the donations are fake. AGDQ staff has weaponized the power of memes into a way to trick people into thinking they're part of a cause. Ask yourself if you'd spend $1000 for a chance to have one borderline mental patient read your G-rated message to a crowd of 20-50 autistic introverts who have to pretend they're back home streaming by themselves in order to function like members of the human race.

The schedule caters specifically to north america which alienates the international audience, yet the stream pulls viewercounts beyond that of even truly international megastreams. The whole thing is a carefully orchestrated scam and it's evident from every angle you look. Have you see what the PCF does? It does nothing, and it prides itself on doing nothing, in fact its tagline is "the only charity focused on prevention," i.e., not a single dime is going to where money needs to go to achieve scientific progress.

We indulge this mass delusion because, for once, we feel included by the outside world. We get a pocketful of happy moments in exchange for being thoroughly exploited.

So no, no one likes the donations, the memes, the autism, or even the runs, but it's all we have, and we are desperate.

>>127861202
I laughed, have an updoot good sir!

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>>127861202

its paper watar

my mind wanders

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>>127861546

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>>127861708

>>127861708
More evidence that the jews are behind it all.

>>127861695
All the categories are arbitrary

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He sure keeps nailing these tricks and glitches.

>>127861741
can you stop?

>>127861778
obviously pre-recorded

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KOO LOO LIMPAAAaa become a donation

>>127861819
I can.

I won't.

>>127860894
>tits
>not hips

Can someone give me a list of the oldest shitters in /srg/? (not age, just how long they've been in /srg/)

>domestic violence joke
BANNED

>>127862073
me

>>127862073
me

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>Oh my god it's peach!
>tfw it's actually not him

>>127862073
in 1980 our boy pie, who art in heaven, created /srg/ for us all to enjoy, peace be upon him. since then, many old shitters have come and go, but none as widely renowned as him. some villages still sing of his achievements.

>>127862093
Goddamnit, I just turned the stream off. Did a domestic violence joke get made?

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You should get 10 characters for every $1 you donate. These comments are ridiculous.

>>127862190
i think limiting the donation comment to a twitter length would be a good idea

can we put like 50 dollars worth of the total towards buying this runner a bra, this motherfucker has serious moobs going on and needs some support

>>127862145
Holy shiz dude, Pie is 36 years old?

>>127862190
you should be able to donate more than them to get their donation tossed

>>127862295
fuck off

>>127862190
She aint reading this.
>she has the most beautiful voice
never mind she's going to read the whole thing and then giggle.

>>127862295
it's not a bra, it's a manssiere

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>>127862073
SkeletonShill, Duke, Lurk, Long Ravioli, Grav was originally from /srg/ but I don't think he visits anymore, m1, and then some others i'm sure still hang around but don't run anymore (like me, but I was never relevant)

>>127862190
>"will double my donation"
>$12.00 initial donation
My sides

>>127862386
I want skeletonbill to run mm5

Time to stop

Jesus fucking christ, I want to kill this stupid cunt.

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>having a cartoon character high on helium read donation

>coming up is probably THE hardest fight in the whole run

man i sure love these epic jokes that have been going on for 3 hours

they totally didn't get stale after the 100th time!

this cutesy voice gives me the shits

>>127862479
I want a stable marriage with a cute girl

>>127862073

I've never speedran or been relevant but i've been here since agdq 2013

>>127862498
absolute attention whore

>>127862529
I'd trade it all for a skeletonbill stream

>>127862498
Which donation did she read? I turned off the stream.

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Would you like her to read your posts out loud?

>>127862609
god no

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Holy fuck keep doing the voice

might be kind of cool to fuck a women using that kind of voice

>>127862609

would

>>127862609
she gets my pee pee hard

so is she the one that approves the comments to be visible on the website? i ask because i want to donate some big bucks (so she knows i have money) my dick picks (so she knows it's cute) and my skype, so she knows how to reach me

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GDQ's make me remember why I want to cull all autists

>>127862715
man I would lose focus so hard

>>127862386
grav stil posts here pretty frequently

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>>127862720
>>127862724

>>127862727
no, there's usually 2 or 3 people on the donation screening station who read through all donations and pick the ones to send over to the reader.
>>127862770
oh? I must just not be around, I usually hang around here at these dead hours.

>>127862585
kill yourself oldboi nuthugger

>HAHAHA ANOTHER IATEYOURPIE JOKE!!!!

fuck off

>All cards WR is just under 3:00:00
Love times like that, even though I'm not part of the community you get the feeling the first sub 3 was probably a big deal.

can this announcer stop sucking her own dick for five minutes

>>127862802

real talk she looks better than my ex

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W O W
O
W

was this one of you guys?

>>127863030
Yup. Comment was "I love the announcers voice, and paper mario too. Heres $5"

>>127863030
>guys
Can you not fucking misgender me?

>>127862889
not my fault skeltonbill would be much more aptly named skeletonbased

>>127863221
Sorry, Anynymyys.

>>127863030
why does trump trigger them?

Anyone know anything about Graviton, how talkative they are?

I don't want another two hours of this before stiv

>>127863315
>not reading a bad meme is triggering
lol why don't you take off every zig and cry about it

>>127863315
He is a successful white male.

Should I volunteer to be a reader at SGDQ, surge?
Anyone have any experience doing it?

>>127863343
>he doesn't know grav
You're in for two hours of pure speed

>>127863402
they don't read any memes

they don't read anything other than the most generic shit in the world

I'm surprised there is no Undertale speedrun.

>>127863527
Im thankful.

>>127863483
Of course they're not going to read such an obvious pleb meme. You have to at least try, and a Trump spoonerism doesn't.

>>127863452
Don't support GDQ's cancerous impact on speedrunning

>people donated more than 5 thousand dollaridoos to let a custcene play
>and others donated more than 3 thousands to cut it short a bit
Holy fucking shit
>>127863527
Too much autism, the event wouldn't be able to contain it.

>>127863343

hes based

>>127863527
Thank god

>Glitch showcase
>shows 2 variations of the same glitch
>thats all

>>127863582
they're not going to read anything since they've killed fun years ago

>>127863527
Submissions closed before it even came out.

I'm 99% sure it'll be at SGDQ, they can't resist such a popular game.

>beard dude trolling for donation comments
lmao

MingLee DS DAD? WHERES DS DAD BibleThump GIVE DS DAD BibleThump

Best run in the marathon by far.
Didn't think I'd stay awake until fucking 6:15 AM local time but this one was just too good to miss.

I guess Jewyama hasn't killed all the fun just yet.

>>127863527
Is there a big speedrun community for it?

>>127863662
>>127863627

Well one of the character bid name is Frisk for Secret of Mana.

I want to FUCK Edobean

>>127863452
I was a reader last year for a couple hours at AGDQ 2015. Midnight hours.

They basically sit you down at the computer, and tell you "here's the microphone, here's the on off button, press F5 to refresh the page, we filter all the donations, don't read something if it seems fishy and we missed it".

pretty much word for word.

>>127863658
People have snuck a few things on.
>shoutout to my friend Christopher Poole who lost his battle with cancer last year

>>127863732
>>>out

>>127863732
While she's doing her voice, right anon?

>>127863704
Updooting for visibility xD Paper Mario FTW! :)

>>127863732
>wanting to fuck a girl
are you fucking gay, bro?

>>127863742
who?

>>127863712
Seem like it. The WR from what I can see is 1h06 22 s
http://www.speedrun.com/undertale

>>127863784
Of course. Imagine her moans.

>that yahoo
>ECHOOO YAHOOOO
hehehehehe.

>>127863742
We actually snuck TWO Christopher Pooles in and they missed both, though the comment reader caught the first one right after reading the name, "...really?"

>that year they tried to read every single donation they received and just started getting popular enough to the point that they couldn't keep up with donation messages

>>127863830
It's enough to make me almost cum right now :^)

>>127863832
NEEEEEEEENTENDOOO

>game is named "Blast Corps"
>not on a console with Blast Processing
baka desu senpai

>>127863819
Good night, autist.

>>127863712
like 30-40 people did "runs" (aka lets plays with knowing where to go) of it just because it was so popular
don't know if anyone still actively runs that piece of shit now

>>127863921
baka desu senpai

>metallic voice

>>127863704
upboated :)))

>>127864037
>he thinks England is a real place and not just a simulation

>your cold is different to our cold

this is what europeans actually believe

I'm so glad I get to hear a dev droning on about the making of the game instead of speed commentary.

anyone know the name of the guy in the hoodie on the couch?

>>127863662
>>127863527
The creator of the game has asked for it not to be speedran at any events, or for it to be on SDA I think. I don't think anyone submitted it out of respect for the author

Why isn't this in the Awful Games block?

Are they going to have Grant Kirkhope again?

>>127864218
This desu

>>127864234
grant cuckhope xD REKT! PWNED:)

>>127864208
Why in the fuck would he not want it being speedrun at an event? I mean, I know GDQs are cancer havens, but really?

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guys i just got a speedrun world record WORLD RECORD

in a mario maker level

>Blast Corps
>jihad against buildings
>non arab developer voice

huh

>>127864343
"""""""""""""""Art""""""""""""""".

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Why are they doing this exactly?