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>Marathons
AGDQ Live now!
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
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1st for cringe
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>>127566660
normal people can't tell the difference
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Yo GDQ gay af tbhwu
Pie based doe,Tbh
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E A R L Y
BOYZ
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Reminder what speedrunning is really about.
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Races are shit
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fucking kirbymathta
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>all this melee autism in chat
I hope that dies down with the years like the marvels did.
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Fusion is just 2D Other M
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>>127566780
what a faggot. rather hug the whale than the twig.
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tfw you buy a team cosmo shirt and ditches the team 1 week latter
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Reminder that blue shirt guy on the couch with the nasally voice is a whiny faggot who cried after getting kicked off the donation stand for reading a Charlie Hebdo (french massacre) donation last agdq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
He's also a moderator of /r/speedrun
https://www.reddit.com/user/Mr_Shasta
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>>127566780
this is what happens when you go years without any human contact and then suddenly get a surge of actual emotion and intimacy
I know from experience, his head was probably swimming
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post vintage gdq memes
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>>127566975
What? He wasnt kicked off, he cried because he wastricked into a tragedy mock, and he is a low test nerd
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>>127566930
You facebook kids now need to shoop pepe hands into images or your autism prevents you from aknowledging the emotion?
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>>127566849
bullshit you faggot
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>>127566660
I yearn for those 2hus. Where did they get them anyways?
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>>127566660
secondary shit for a stream monster thread. how fitting.
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>>127567038
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>>127567132
ITS NOT FAIR
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>metroid speedrun
>no sequence breaks
>long cutscenes
>using the game timer that doesn't show seconds
fusion is a joke
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>>127567109
Japan
Don't ever dream of getting a big one because the shipping alone would cost more than your life.
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>>127566975
Shasta is a super autist that acts like he's srg
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I told you faggots jrp was gonna win this
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>>127566975
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>>127567223
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>>127566660
Never again
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>>127567132
fuck off shitwix
why don't you stage another "witwix raid" on gdq chat so your idiot fans advertise for you
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>>127567185
>using human input rng timers instead of the games inbuild timer
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>>127567023
surges of actual emotion and intimacy just make me cautious and vaguely uncomfortable
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>>127567185
>if you sequence break the game softlocks
Haha
>game telling you where to go
>ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM
>station shaped like a bottle
>Adam tells you what weapons you can use
>Samus is weak and poops her pants
It's the same as Other M
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>>127566975
>no paris attacks donation this year
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>>127567324
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>>127567185
>in-game timer that rounds to the minute
every time
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>>127566780
>thanks to my GIRLFRIEND
Couch boi got cuck'ed
poor cutie pie :c
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MingLee WITWIX RAID MingLee
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>>127567023
This is why so many autists become nerd-gay.
The Brony/Furry fagdom is the exact same
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>>127567383
You still have time until Sunday, godspeed
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>>127567424
She's clearly his beard and they fucked each others' skinny butts like jackhammers in their hotel room afterwards
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Best run so far?
Best meme run so far?
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Damn, JRP is killing it.
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>>127567508
yeah its why theres so many "gays" on places like vg too
they arent actually gay, they are just so starved for romantic interaction that they turn to getting it from other males
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>>127567439
what the fuck
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>deadnaming kirbymastah
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>>127567567
Underrated run: Snapshot
Underrated meme: The baby
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>>127567383
>>>/reddit/
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>>127567592
It's also why "traps" are so praised. It allows these nerd-gays to delude themselves into thinking it's not really gay.
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>fatnaming kirbymastah>>127567734
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>>127567194
If it's around 80 bucks I'd do it.
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>>127567684
I never understood why /v/ hates this guy so much; he is literally /v/ incarnate
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>>127567684
holy shit settlement visas are so easy to get if you have a husband who is a national
how did he fuck it up
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>>127567567
snapshot, goof troop
hotline miami
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>>127567797
probably banned them on twitter when they called him fat
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>>127567592
>>127567734
Am I still nerd-gay if I like to see dicks and get off on the idea of sucking them ir getting fucked in the ass?
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>>127567549
>I want to believe
;_;
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>>127567592
What if you only like boys that look cute in maid outfits
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>>127567401
nice
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>>127567868
Do you wanna kiss guys and have a romantic relationship with one?
If yes: True gay
If no: Nerd-Gay, and you need to sort yourself out
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>>127567684
Who dis?
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>>127567993
Can I be bi?
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>>127567868
since you're here, probably
go on /lgbt/ and ask
theres threads about it pretty often there and people posting experiences about how they threw up when they actually touched another mans dick and they realized they were straight
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>>127567964
then yer a fag
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>>127567964
>You'll never be an anime who waits after your speedboi
Kill me.
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>>127568010
literally google it
the guy has a wikipedia page
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>>127567835
In the UK, it's not actually that easy. It'd harder than the US, that's for sure.
Maybe his wife was a waster who didn't have a job. Need to have proof that you can support your spouse before they are eligible for permanent residency.
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>donation literally has the word HYPE three times
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>yeti already donating
so desperate for money lmao
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>>127568112
HOIP
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>>127568049
Do you wanna kiss guys and have a romantic relationship with one?
If yes: True Bi
If no: Nerd-Bi, and you need to sort yourself out
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>>127568237
smrpg
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>>127568059
It's always weird to me when I get serious replies to my gayposting
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>>127568110
How can it be hard in the UK when there's like 600,000 migrants per year lmao (which is fucking huge considering the size and current population)
90% of which are slavs or inbred child/goat fuckers
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>>127568110
That explains all the paki's who income is based on the dole and raping little kids then.
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>>127568237
sm64, now shut the FUCK up
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>>127568237
i don't i come here during the GDQs
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>>127568237
Barbie (NES)
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>>127568237
I actually got pretty close to metal gear rising world record but then I remembered that there are better games to play and that I dont waste my time with a game over and over again.
/blog
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>>127568237
beethoven
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Why were the TB posts deleted? They're relevant because the charity is about cancer. Are you really against discussion that doesn't sound like blatant marketing?
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>>127568237
Baldness while I play Hearthstone
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>>127568237
>all those (Me)s
I feel like a slut
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>>127568354
>I-I would get WR if I really cared...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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>>127568354
>i got btfo by beatrix
stay bad, kid
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>>127568237
Maplestory
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just realized no f-zero
what the fuck
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>>127567132
moments before caleb went nuts and made her taste the knuckles
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>>127568237
I don't, I tried doing Kirby & the Amazing Mirror once but I can't do that much repetition, it gets boring.
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>be called HerculesBenchpress
>be fat
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>>127568237
I tried speedrunning but I realized I have a life and can't spend all this fucking time trying to play the same game over and over consistently trying to get good times for absolutely no gain other than self-satisfaction.
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>>127568237
Final Fantasy X
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SUB
PIXEL
PERFECT
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>sub-pixel
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>>127568059
thats pretty fucking funny
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Did you guys cry when Han Solo died?
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EMERGENCY IN FrankerZ
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>>127568830
i havent cared about star wars since i was a child just dont my man
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>>127568434
I never said that? I was 5min off or something like that. I couldnt do one glitch ;_,
>>127568494
Who ?
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>>127568797
yeah /lgbt/ are really sick of "nerd gay" and people "who like anime traps" and they have a really no nonsense attitude towards it too
they will cut right through the bullshit
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>>127568293
janis shut this post down now! OY VEY
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>40 second difference
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Do I hear blueglass laughing like a demon in the background?
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>>127569056
That anime was made for black cock
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>no new humble bundle today
>no agdq bundle
>not even related humble store deals
Why are they even sponsoring?
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>>127567592
dropping the truth bombs
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i hope they save le animals
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>>127569215
All they'd put in an AGDQ bundle is the pc indieshit games on the schedule
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>>127569364
>Luke kills Han Solo
That doesn't happen
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>Herc gets the shinespark
>nobody cares
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Who the fuck puts bloodborne in that timeslot instead of another established big speedgame with polished meta?
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>>127569364
Ben kills Han though
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>meme from 10 years ago
>people clap
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>leeroy jenkins meme
>2016
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>>127569521
that is the reddit way
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What fucking time warp did I just fall into?
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>>127569546
I think its been 10 years since it came out, hasn't it?
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>>127569521
yeah i mean how pathetic who uses ancient memes like that
kek
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>Leeroy Jenkins
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>>127569498
>polished meta
what did he mean by this?
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>>127569498
the schedule this year is beyond retarded all the way through
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>>127569514
No, the bad guy does, darth rey or whatever
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>>127569521
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>>127569521
>>127569546
It's not old, it's just a vintage meme
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>>127569297
>le not massmarketed AAA must be shit
*sips mtdew*
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>>127569626
you need to buy chinese consoles to get WR
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>>127569668
Kylo Ren?his real name is Ben
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>>127569732
That was obi-wans name
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>>127569691
word its going to be worth a lot one day
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>>127569715
Nah you just need to grind that rng drop for wr.
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magoo
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>>127569108
hey uh what anime is it, for science
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>jrp's cat
What kind of beta male owns a cat? I hooe it's his gf's
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>>127569692
>le indieshit isn't shit
*sips frappuccino*
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>Leeroy Jenkins
What a time to be alive, boys. All the finest, freshest, revived memes in the world on your AGDQ stream! Don't forget to like us on Facebook, comment on our Twitter and subscribe!
Jesus fucking christ.
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scary
this is very scary
this part is very scary
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>>127569945
It's not their fault the people wasting their money are normalfaggots
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>>127569945
don't tell me you didn't xD irl at that joke
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>>127570024
No normie would use leeroy jenkins
It is 100% some nerd, I'd bet my virginity
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>commentator says "massive damage"
>chat explodes into 2006 memes
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SPOOPY
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>>127569792
his fake name
and Kylo's real name
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>>127570130
Every second I've spent watching AGDQ my face has been locked firmly in :| form
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my mind wanders
the memes are all arbitrary
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>no seconds
lol
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>>127570308
a glib facsimile
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>>127570308
What did he mean by this?
Not even memeing, what did he mean?
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>>127570306
I opened it for the sm64 race, had enough after the second donation got read.
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>>127566660
>>127570280
whjat the fuck, you're blowing my mind right now
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>>127570450
I'm mentally ill and my life is falling apart, please help.
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>>127570450
he means that all the categories and rules in speedruns are arbitrary, people just agree to what will be run and how it will be run and on what
he says it in some kind of relevationist tone but its pretty much just like yeah thats how it works cosmo whats your point
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>>127570450
did you fail 7th grade English?
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lel kirbymastah is about 40 seconds behind
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I know it's a shit speedgame, but holy fuck jrp is annihilating the other 2.
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>>127570770
It's weird that this whole thing is to prevent cancer but they still allow kirbymastah to do runs
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>>127570626
weird for mr. iQue of all people to make that statement
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>>127570884
agdq itself is cancer masked by memes
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>>127570884
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
MY FUCKING GOD
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>>127570884
savage
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>>127570884
ruthless
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are these guys doing very different routes or are they really far apart?
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were people really that assblasted by the hotline run?
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This isn't even a race.
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>>127571070
same routes
jrp is in first, kirbymastah is about 40 seconds behind, and hercules just ended his run
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>>127567223
>>127567320
love this guy. i would legit go all the way to whatever shithole this is being held just to meet him.
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first mercy kill of the event so far
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>>127571072
Just based on what i saw on twitter and neogaf, people either loved it or hated it. And those that hated it really hated it
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>>127571072
What happened?
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>Hercules
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F
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2RUNNERS
R
U
N
N
E
R
S
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miles hype?
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herculesbenchpress entering dunnius mode
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>Herc
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EVERY
SINGLE
YEAR
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EPICLY_EPIC
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2BIGLEY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ktrPPu4v_M
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HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY GLASSES HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SHIRT HEY GUYS ILL BE DOING COMMENTARY ME ME ME LOOK AT ME HEY GUYS ITS YOUR PAL KIRBYMASTAH ME ME ME
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You know for such a popular series Metroid sure does deliver a shocking amount of fuckups.
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>donate cause Herc died
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>>127571345
>tfw the gaston song was godlike yesterday but all the others were cringe as fuck
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>>127571357
Be quiet.
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do we have a bingo for this year?
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Herc really exposed these kids
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>>127571469
HE TOLD ME TO BE QUIET IM GONNA BE LOUD FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS NOW XD XD XD
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>>127571487
Drink when Kirbymastah in on stream, keep drinking until you can tolerate him
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>>127571360
Prime 1 and Super Metroid are the only great ones. Prime 2 is okay and the rest are varying levels of shit.
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>>127571465
Shut the fuck up spikevegeta
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YSG Kreygasm
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>>127571647
>Prime is good
Nice meme
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>Kirbymastah didn't win
All is good
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>>127571809
You are a big gay cowboy
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>"We like to have fun here"
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>bonk
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>>127571674
What a strong young bull
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>kirby still trying make it about him
just fuck off you lost
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>>127571942
and he still tries to get attention
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>>127571809
You are a naked gull fledgling
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>>127571942
I GOT A 1/64 CHANCE ME ME ME PAY ATTENTION DID YOU SEE CHECK OUT MY CAT SHIRT
XDXD I LOVE CATS LOOK AT THIS CAT PYRAMID HEY GUYS
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i FUCKING TOLD YOU KEKS JRP WOULD WIN
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HOLY SHIT THAT LAST DONATION MESSAGE
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>>127570450
>>127570626
She's also drawing a parallel to gender. At first she's talking about speedruns, but then starts talking about transitioning, and "categories are arbitrary" takes on a new meaning (gender being arbitrary).
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>forget about the quick part
triggered
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>>127572124
good to see ESA's rampant homoeroticism is being challenged this year
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We did it reddit
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>>127572195
I'm gonna be real with you for a second anon I didn't watch more than 15 seconds
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Congratulations Kirby, you tied for first place!
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>>127572124
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SJ live & lubed
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Looks like JRP and Kirby tied :^)
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>Miles againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
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>>127567993
Nerd-Gay 4 lyfe.
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>>127572327
Personally I was laughing so hard I didnt even hear what he said
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>>127572183
What was it?
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>>127572195
>she
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>>127572327
>>127572469
what are you talking about?i just woke up
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>>127572420
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>>127572362
waddup g
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>>127572593
iQue = HRT
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I must live life knowing that soulless people like the ones in gdq exists.
Why even try at this point?
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what did he mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
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>>127572718
>implying it was a tie
>shit talking other people
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>127572718
fuck off kirbymastah
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They made orchestral versions of Goldeneye?
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>>127572718
>delete
holy shit just edit the element.
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>>127572718
>tie
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>>127572718
>Delete
almost baited
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>>127572718
>delete
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>>127572773
He achieved enlightenment and realized that nothing matters, life is arbitrary, and no matter what occurs it's fine.
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>>127572718
>delete
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>>127572785
metroid games use IGT retard, it was a tie.
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>>127572718
woops someone forgot the delete icon
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Why the fuck does Kirbymastah always wear sunglasses?
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this run gonna be golden
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Any major autistic moments or chokes happen at AGDQ yet?
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http://www.speedrun.com/fusion
>IGT
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>>127572285
not even close
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>200 minute setup time bewteen 2 metrid games thanks to the pros
>hm what songs to play...
>GOLDENEYE!!
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>>127573029
did you not see Kirbymastah just now?
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>>127573061
Who are those m a d m e n ?
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>>127573035
>5-way second place tie
why even have a leaderboard at that point
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>>127568059
>they threw up when they actually touched another mans dick
Literally more of a faggot than men who get fucked by men. What kind of limp wristed fuccboi do you have to be? Just punch the faggot like a man and drink the gay away like the rest of us.
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>>127572881
>in game time
Fuck off, they called TIME for a reason
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C'mon man.
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the guy that just tried to show his cellphone
lmfao how beta can you be rofl
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>>127573029
Some neofaggots got mad at our boi snowfats for memeing up his 4am run.
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Have there been any prestigious speedrun world records yet?
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>ass crack live on stream
BANNED
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What are the good runs so far
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>>127572718
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>>127573029
You posting
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>>127573185
holy fuck this manspreading
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>>127572973
They allow him to see the world the way it really is.
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>>127572718
>tie
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Miles has a fat ass
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>>127573174
yeah, since the in game timer is not visible until the end. are you new or have you just not seen the sonic video?
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>>127573185
I just wanna snuggle him.
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>>127573321
is*
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>>127573185
I miss this guy tbph
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>>127573185
please tell me you got a webm of him showing his phone to the camera
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Am I the only one who thinks Prime main menu sounds like the Battlefield theme?
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Why can't people sit for 5 minutes without hiding in their phones?
How about you fucking talk to each other or something, that "community" I keep hearing about
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kirbymastah will NEVER EVER shut the fuck up, enjoy the next hour and a half
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>people STILL mad about hotline
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>black shirt and khaki pants
why do i have feeling that miled has a closet filled with just these items
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oh god kirbymastah is gonna talk over miles, fuck this
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>GoldenEye music
>no GoldenEye
fug
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OH MY GOD 1 HOUR+ OF THAT FUCKING CUNT
IM SO DONE
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>>127573380
I could make one but there's nothing to see.
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IMPORTANT SPEED REMINDER
https://www.change.org/p/dss-unmod-kirbymastah-in-darkspinessonic
IMPORTANT SPEED REMINDER
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>>127573423
Same shit every year
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>>127573402
Aw fuck is he doing metroid too?
>This fuck is the reason no one from Retro will ever return
>>
he's still there
he's like a cancer
>>
>>127573185
the face of cultural marxism
>>
Less is more, so why won't he stop fucking talking?
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People who havent played Prime dont know how hard this run is
It controls like fucking ass
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>>127573392
, says the guy sitting in front of a computer alone berating people for being antisocial
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>>127573556
>like
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>>127573640
But I'm talking to people right now, anon.
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is T3 a pureboi
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>>127573640
>Says the guy sitting at home relaxing after working all day
>not the guy who paid money, flew across the country, to attend a community event
nice try on the hate tho
>>
off to a strong start again
>>
frigayt
>>
>prevent cancer foundation
>kirbymastah hasn't been prevented yet
so where's the money going??
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>transition
banned
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>>127573392
Gotta bump the 4chan thread.
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>>127573763
stop asking questions anon
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>you transition
COSMO BTFO
B
T
F
O
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>>127573481
>>127573380
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>>127573763
>same joke thats been posted 4 times already
nice one friend haha funny!!!!
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>>127573509
Seriously, why do they let him do this?
I remember a few years ago he talked over the developer through the whole run while ignoring everything the dev was trying to explain. It was ridiculous
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>>127573818
>Cosmo
BANNED 4 LIFE
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>games using frames for timing shit
OK I get it, Japan does this because they're basically still stuck in the PS1-PS2 era, but why is this allowed?
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>>127573856
more than than, he was interrupting the dev over and over
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Shoutouts to the Hat In Time run earlier
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>>127573823
wasn't there a person banned from the room on a previous event for trying that?
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>>127573823
Holy shit what a beta faggot.
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>Metroid prime is just jumping out of bounds
how was this allowed in?
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>>127573902
It's a console game where consistency is required you nodev ideaguy faggot
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>>127574004
No. I'm sure they tell people not to do it, but nobody's banned for being an attention whore.
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>>127574021
nintendrones
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>>127573987
A Hat in Time (Beta)
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>>127573823
Now I just wanna know what he was trying to show
And why he didn't turn down the brightness
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>>127573987
I remember Cosmo running an early version of this game on stream...
Come back Cosmo
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>>127573823
What did he want to show us?
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KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM
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>>127573856
Their argument was that everything the developer was saying about the game they already knew. But he still should have shut the fuck up.
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>>127573823
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>>127573987
Get back to reddit you fucking cunt
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>>127573856
I remember him being surprised when people complained he spoke over them. Truly the worst kind of people are the kind who are so far up themselves they don't even know when they're being cunts.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3zlya2/shut_up_kirbymastah/
discuss
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>>127573987
That's retarded, if you want to play Sunshine 2 just wait for them to actually finish it.
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Wow, does Kirbymastah actually know anything about this game? Might as well just shut up and let Miles talk.
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>>127574237
>https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3zlya2/shut_up_kirbymastah/
it's removed, what's left to discuss?
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>>127574237
mr shasta finishes commentating: the deletion
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>>127574162
>>127574151
Originally people said "he didnt hear he was talking, there was no audio" and every was fine with it
Then he came out and said all that bs on how he already knew everything the dev said
What an autist
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>>127574128
they were going to put him in the game
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>>127574469
Who?
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>>127574469
Are they going to change it to Narcissa now?
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Imagine this commentator ordering a ticket to the sixth sense.
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The commentary on this is fantastic, why are you niggers complaining?
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>>127574237
get censored small son
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>glitch run
:|
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did cosmo really go trans because he lost his gaming records?
how long till he an heroes?
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>>127574654
Kirby get off your phone you should be concentrating onkilling yourself
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>went to the shop
>come back to this
Who's the guy with the sunglasses and why is he talking so much?
>>
guy does too much commentary
>SHUT UP DIE YOU SUK
retard laughs over everyone and takes over the whole room with needless noise
>OMG SO C00OL HE IS DA BES
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>>127573731
yeah he refuses to stream even though he's by far the best player. shame really
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>>127574758
Stay mad.
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lets kick cancers butt
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this obnoxious cunt is still allowed
big jon isn't
p_ isn't
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>miles begging for a donation to shut kirby up
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>>127574825
Stay dishonest.
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>>127574758
>using numbers instead of letters ironically
Back to reddit.
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B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
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>no twitch on vita
>have to watch it in the corner of my phone
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>autoaim
why is this even allowed
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>>127574909
what did peaches do to get banned
>>
>>127574909
what happened with big jon?
>>
why is this retard always wear sunglasses.. INSIDE!?
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why didn't he come :(
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>>127574909
Big Jon is not banned.
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>Magmoor caverns
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>127574949
>using 'back to reddit' unironically
back to tumblr
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>>127575070
He wasn't banned but deadline fuckery meant he missed the cutoff and GDQ wouldn't budge.
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>>127575075
ua is threatened by him
he's too big to shiv
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>>127575207
back to reddit
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>>127575189
nice
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>>127575218
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>>127575265
back to tumblr
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>>127575207
>>127575265
back to /v/
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They allow Halo runs now?
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>>127575341
>>127575363
back tomy room
>>
Uyama has been spotted
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hey guys, just woke up.
Please give me all the cringe moments on video in the past 12 hours, thanks.
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>not skipping cutscenes to save in-game time
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>>127575217
ah that sucks
he's an oldboy so hes got a lot of immunity but on the other hand im sure hes on some shitlists for REMOVE HORROR
its very problematic to point out abuse if the abuser is a marginalized demographic
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>>127575418
hello newshit
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>>127574964
>vita
kill yourself
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>>127575207
Hello, reddit
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>>127575476
>REMOVE HORROR
spoonfeed please
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>>127575207
Epik comeback bro. Giving you that upvote you crave so much.
>>
>>127575473
>sleeping 12 hours
underage pls go
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>>127575473
all you need are these
>>127573185
>>127573823
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>>127575452
how are his glands looking
>>
>basically
>essentially
>pretty much
>>
basically
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>>127575473
Fuck off gossip girl kid >>>/facebook/
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take a load of this ledditor
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That's a good trick
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>DOUBLE SAMUS ALL THE WAY
oh my god SHUT UP
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>>127575573
>>
Wait I didnt get that
Does he have the artifact or not
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this is pretty fucked
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>>127575573
how new
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>>127575723
your mom took their load already
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>>127575723
he's right about blueglass
dude's annoying as hell and awful at the one game he "runs"
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>>127575573
twitch admin that was in charge of emotes was a huge fucking shitbag and got called out on putting some shitty furry emotes in
cried fursecution and got a bunch of people banned peaches was on the side of gettin them good old boys freed and exposing the furry vore fuckboy
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>>127575806
#BlackLivesMatter
>>
So do people ironically hate ysg or what?
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>>127575806
Racial profiling
>>
>>127575806
If that's true, that's fucked up
>>
>>127575806
AYO HOL UP SENPAI
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>>127575956
They'll stop doing it when they stop being correct with their assumptions.
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ghetto jump?
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Miles just keeps BTFOing Kirbymastah
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>>127576050
fuck off
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What the fuck happened to the framerate
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>>127576050
>>
>>127576050
TRANSBIAN
TRANSBIAN
TRANSBIAN WITH A BUTTPLUG
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>>127576050
hi
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my mind wandas
>>
>>127576050i'll be honest, if his penis is still intact, I'd fuck him, but only in the dark, and he shuts up
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>>127576050
what the fuck is that thing
>>
GREETINGS
FROM
GERMANY
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>>127576050
Did he transition into edarem?
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>>127576293
the godess of speed
>>
>GREETINGS FROM GERNAMY
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>>127575723
>seal boy shits up every single game with ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR
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>>127576210
should make it a flashing gif
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>glitched game
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THE CHOKE IS REAL
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>>127575473
https://youtu.be/7_tECVYG4p4?t=2384
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can someone tell me this german meme
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Super Metroid = Speedrun
Metroid Prime = Glitch run
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>>127567567
probably metroid prime, like every year
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>>127575806
Who even is that and why would he be on the banned list? Is it because he's black like the MHC?
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>>127576338
>edarem
what a great guy he was.
Bless him.
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>>127575573
Horror was a twitch admin who was also a furry.
He had a furry lover and decided to put his furry lover face as a global emote out of nowhere
Some speedrunners asked why it was allowed since their own sub emotes were refused
They got banned
Other started to taunt horror/twitch staff and massive ban waves ensued.
Then horror got removed and the channels unbanned
>>
>it's not required anymore
>you only do it because it's faster
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>>127576597
IM from Germany and it even goes on my nerves, fucking german attentionwhore cucks
>>
how defensive is kirbymastah going to be after this?
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>>127576601
basically
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>>127576715
Greetings from a fellow german. :^)
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>>127576585
you got to be more specific. Is there a certain moment that something happened or is it the whole 40min run?
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>>127576254
Funny that you think you're any better than him considering you're also mentally ill
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>>127575573
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>>127576787
gj
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>>127576597
It's actually not a meme
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>>127576771
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KILLYOURSEEEEEEEEEEELFFFFFFFF
>>
>>127576787
fuck you
>>
>>127576597
You have to be literally new or deaf not to get it
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>>127576597
Someone from "Germany" got their donation read during DMC4 and said something about their wifes son
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>>127576695
i remember having so much fun when this went on
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>>127576695
>Hello broadcaster, please stop streaming non-gaming content
>LoL streamer eating breakfast for 70k viewers is fine
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>>127576834
Being desperate for some asspussy isn't an illness, Anon.
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>>127576886
No I just want to greet everyone.
So Greetings boys! With love from Germany. :)
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Holy shit the runner keeps having to correct the commentary.
Greetings from germany btw.
>>
>>127574747
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>127576807
Probably meant ~ 39:40
>>
Miles is fucking BASED
>>
>>127576969
I hope you're aware that this sexual desperation is actually the exact thing that drives catholic priests to rape little boys.
Let's hope you trap faggots don't go that far
>>
>>127576989
Greets back from Germany
>>
Why the fuck is Kirbymastah even there? Miles has to correct him constantly.
>>
Greeting t.Germany :----D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FjywBCv_8E
>>
>>127577185
that fucking song
>>
>>127577165
he hangs out in his chat. miles used to have a auto-reply setup where his twitch account would reply "go practice grand abyss" to anything kirbymastah said, was annoying and hilarious at the same time
>>
kirbymastah is 22nd on the leaderboards, why is he talking over miles
>>
>open the stream
>hear KirbyMastah talking at 200 mph
>somebody else chimes in
>"Coming up is the hardest trick in the game."
>closed the stream
>>
>>127577102
How do you know it's not consensual
>>
>>127575573
how fucking new
>>
>>127577102
I didn't know Wanda was underage, I'll be sure to wait for her.
>>
>>127577185
Ich mag :D ^^
>>
QUADRUPLE
FRAME
PERFECT
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>>127577315
He talked over the dev
This fat cunt shuts up for nobody
>>
>>127577330
Yeah, I too would start baiting if I genuinely considered fucking a little boy and got called out on it
>>
>>127577315
because he's an idiot and completely oblivious about himself
>>
>>127576938
They do the same thing still. KittyPlaysGames sits there and solicits donations while having CSGO open and she doesn't get banned but streamers who take an hour break get yelled at even though they were playing games for hours.
>>
>>127577185
snibbidy snab :-DD
>>
Are they going to copyright claim all youtube videos of this event like they did last year?
>>
they should put blechy and kirbymastah together on the couch
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>>127577056
dude that video is from 2015
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>>127577102
Damn, they sound like pervs tbqh
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Which redefined the shooter genre more: metroid prime or splatoon?
>>
what's a metroid
>>
>>127577428
Did you hear about that porn website where camgirls play games and get money from horny guys?it's called twitch
>>
>>127576969
>asspussy
Which one is it?
>>
i thought the robot you play as was called metroid???
>>
>>127577756
an overrated series
>>
>>127577723
Halo
>>
great commentary
>1. literally autistic
>2. literally will not stop talking
>3. literally generally basically essentially pretty much
>>
>>127577834
>>127577723
Halo invented it, Splatoon perfected it
>>
>>127577723
Splatoon, Metroid Prime merely created a new genre and form of art while Splatoon redefined shooters.
>>
>clapping for RNG
>>
Are your RNG any good, /vg/?
>>
Someone should donate with the comment "Cancer hurts us by coming back year after year and impacting everyone with its constant presence and refusal to go away. Hopefully one day we can be rid of it forever, but until then, let's try to reduce it as much as we can. Shoutouts to Kirbymastah."
>>
>>127577924
Heck yeah, we get powerbombs all the time, right Miles?
>>
/S(pe)RG/
XDDD
>>
>>127577924
>when your gf says it's not your fault just bad rng
>>
>>127567320
BONNNNNNNNNNNEESAWWW
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>>127577564
>it's a kaito song
>>
>cancer is NOT great
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>>127578056YOOOOOO
>>
>>127578078
keep this girl at all cost, I repeat: at all cost
>>
jesus kirbymastah could you BE any more BTFO?
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>this marathon
>>
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him,"If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because Kirbymastah gave me cancer anyway.
>>
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>>127576935
>>127576938
I might have some more
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>someone legitimately thinks the chat is funny
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>>127578056
Funniest post ITT
>>
>>127578241
dumbr facebookfrog poster
>>
TOOL ASSISSTED
>>
who are the best rpg speedrunner streamers?
>>
Is using a program to plot the maze considered cheating?
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>>127578240
>>
i'm pretty sick of kirbymastah
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>GREETINGS FROM FRANCE
>>
>all this lag
Are you serious right now
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wth is going on?
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they haven't broken $300k yet? Are donations a bit slow this year or something?
>>
what just happened?
>>
the game softlocked and obviously they never saved so lol
>>
what's even going on? stream is working normally for me
>>
>>127578392
it was already a tool assisted run because it's miles playing
>>
Wow, western game crashes, never saw this before
>>
MERCY KILLED!
>>
What a great run!
>>
>>127578383
puwexil is probably the best- genuinely nice guy, comfy as fuck stream, and doesn't take donations/subs.
>>
Maybe he paused the game and broke the pause button
>>
>>127577792
Ayy lmao
>>
>>127578573
People catching on to the scam.
>cant finish a random(?) maze without spoiling it
Typical speedrunners.
>>
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What happened?
>>
Reset
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>>127578698
he can be a little autistic about certain things though, like if you ever bring up ranking the ffs
>>
>>127578392
It doesn't plot the maze, it just tells you the rareness of the one you got
>>
ok wth he didnt even crash the game he just forgot the backup strat? and they paused the timer. ffs
>>
Did anything interesting happen between the end of the race and this softlock?
>>
>>127578749
TV lost signal.
>>
Oh cool, he just choked and missed a jump.
Nice speedrun guys
>>
trainwreck%
>>
>Fusion 80k views
>Prime 160k
2dfags on suicide watch
>>
>>127578774
Does he dismiss that conversation? If so then good, there is literally nothing good that can be had from rating games, let alone FFs.
>>
is this stream hella laggy for anyone else?
>>
>>127578793
i think the game was lagging super hard, so they paused so it wouldn't crash?
>>
ok now there's a ton of dropped frames
>>
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Pls meme.
>>
Why is the clock stopped?
>>
>>127578913
using livestreamer with MPC-HC here. super laggy
>>
>>127578913
yes it's fucking awful
>>
So what, Miles fucked up and couldn't remember the backup strat, so he asked to pause the timer and quickly checked it on his laptop or what?
holy shit how autistic can you get
>>
>>127578913
Yeah, it's pretty bad here too
>>
>>127578980
same here, even on VLC with the extra buffering
>>
>>127578941
yeah these pauses are probably caused by the event
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>>127578913
Thought it was just me. wew.
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>>127578957
Is the guy on the left sick or something?
The lighting might add to it, but he doesn't look all too healthy
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this is sad
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>>127578913
I thought my phone was fucking up
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>seek help and play the good one
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>>127574469
Why is his nose all the way to his forehead
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this whole marathon has been a trainwreck, if mike were still alive it wouldn't be this bad
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>>127579001
>being this wrong
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>>127578897
Metroidfags are pretty bad desu
>BAWWWW 2D
and then there's
>BAWWWW 3D
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>>127579001
nigga are you dumb? stream is having issues, so they asked him to pause
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>>127579001
>these are the people invited to AGDQ
I know it used to be so comfy before, but GDQs also had standards but what can you expect from a GDQ with mario maker and stepmania in it.
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>>127578980
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What's the hold up?
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This run got so much waiting it migth as well be a jrpg.
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>>127579119
No, he's literally hard choking
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>hurrr im speedrunning can't talk
what a cunt
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I just got back what is happening
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>pausing your run to watch the newest episode of Steven Universe
wtf
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Holy fuck this stream is the worst
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>>127579128
are you honestly trying to imply that miles isn't the god of speedruns?
ur in the wrong thread kid
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>>127579103
>if mike were still alive
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>>127579190
HOL UP
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>stream down
jesus christ can this tranwreck even harder
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>>127579239
cringe
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https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3zhvgs/this_battleblock_theater_run_has_been_one_of_the/
It really was reddit the run
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what
what the fuck just happened.
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BRING BACK MIKIE UYAMA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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They have a trillion dollars and a team of dozens of people and this huge set up and they can't even keep the stream up for a day? What the fuck Bob Ross could stream for a month straight and he's a fucking dead man.
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I throttled the other users on my router because the stream was lagging
Now they're mad at me and i might get kicked out before I can finish my 400 word essay that's due tomorrow
Thanks Uyama
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>fatboi cant remember strats in a game he runs
>kirbydamastah being a sperg in the back
>stream failing
what a run, guys. HOIPPPPP
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>see guys wearing black entering the room
>stream goes down
I was on mute, what the hell happened?
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>>127579239
CANCER WON
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>>127579103
>if mike were still alive
When is the funeral?
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AGDQ is already over?
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me(me)
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>>127579337
Didn't watch it, was it as bad as last year?
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>>127579337
shit was by far one of the worst runs this year
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Moment of silence for livestreamer users who now have to recheck manually when the stream is coming live again
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Greetings from Germany
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>people acting like this is the only GDQ that this has ever happened in
Earlier GDQs were even worse about this
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imagine if it was yellow shirt girl...
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>>127579526Long time watcher, first time donator
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>>127579420
Let's just say that Metroid Prime is a BLAST to run
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>>127579387
American internet is that shit.
Happens when you worship cooperations.
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>>127579538
Earlier GDQs weren't about profits and professionalism, might as well hold them to their own standards.
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>>127578780
no it plots the maze. he types in a few things he sees during the cutscene and it shows him 1-3 mazes which it could be. it honestly only saves a few seconds max because the mazes aren't that hard to begin with.
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>>127579476
thanks senpai
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Is Narcissa a lesbian?
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>>127579597
their venue internet is shit
my internet is pretty good 5 up/down
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>>127579583I HAD to donate during Metroid Prime, my favorite game of all time.
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>"agdq can always use more metroids"
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>>127579667
>man
>lesbian
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>>127579667
he's a man, so no
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>>127579727Kill the animals
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Someone should create a webapp that generates a generic donation comment for the event
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>>127566660
why is marisa such a slut??
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>>127579643
Do you have proof or are you just pulling stuff out of your ass? I'd wager the latter.
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>>127579767
>posting your own tweets
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>>127579767
Shut the fuck up anime
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>
How autistic do you have to be to figure this stuff out?
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>>127579789
Why does Patchouli keep mail ordering monsters that rape impregnate her anally?
>>
I just got up when was the timer paused and then started over? I thought he was done or something but it's back.
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>>127579476
Reloading manually loads faster than letting twitchs shitty flash player seduce itself.
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>>127579470
Stamper and the donation reader was the only good part.
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>>127579951
1. Write program that enters random inputs into an emulator
2. Record results for a few hours
3. Find something interesting
4. ????
5. WR
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>>127579718
>my internet is pretty good 5 up/down
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Jesus christ did someone just kill the viewbot?
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>>127580165
Yeah, maybe Super mario, but not a complicated 3d game
These spergs do it manually. I mean not THESE spergs, but the smart ones who get no recognition
>>
>even samus is black
Has diversityforcing gone too far?
>>
Its a well known fact that Speedruning is a video game thing. I mean. Card games are played with cards, and video games are speedrun? How deep does this rabbit hole go? Jesus...
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Hopefully this will cause Metroidshit to get banned from future events.
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uh oh he's getting angry
>>
Is tompa attending this year?
I missed Zelda : Oracle of Ages, was it good?
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>>127579789
She is not.
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has final fantasy any% been met ?
>>
miles getting grumpy
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>>127580412
But then how are they going to rake in millions with the animal war?
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>>127580412
>the game with quake that basically started SDA gets cut
sure, fuck off retard
>>
>>127579337
Not a surprise that dirty and ugly reddit fags loved the shitty ass battleblock run
>>
this whole event should be mercy killed
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>>127580496
I'd steal her precious thing if you know what I'm getting at
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>>127580491
Kind of, nothing extremely impressive but a lot of clever movement optimization and a couple of fun boss strats.
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>>127580552
I don't blame him. Kirbymastah doesn't shut the fuck up ever. Imagine having to hear that lisp for 3 hours straight.
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>>127580496
ugh, can smell the semen dribbling down her thighs from here
>>
hope everyone's excited for the 3-hour metroid prime low% run at SGDQ
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>>127580656
Yeah her hat is pretty cool.
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anyone else like anime
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>tfw you remember the days when the GDQs were split into two streams, one for the game alone and the second one for the couch and timer
Sure it was a little awkward to deal with but at the same time, both the game and the couch had even space. The marathons are now commercialized as fuck and as someone whose first GDQ was AGDQ2011, it's sad to see that this has happened. Hell, I would've probably even fucking DONATED during the early GDQs if I had the opportunity. But with the current state the GDQs are in now, no fucking way I'll be among those suckers who fill the pockets of PCF and Uyama's successor.
I'm also having some second doubts about this NASA thing, but hell, we'll just have to see.
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>>127580332
>>127580165
id say it goes even deeper than this, like memory scanning and debugging and reading the assembly and changing values and shit, the people who actually figure out the glitches beyond "heh heh if u jump on this at a PRECISE and FRAME PERFECT angle you can jump slightly more" have to basically be technical experts for the architecture of whatever game's system they're searching through and none of them ever get credit
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>>127580867
/r/anime
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kirbymastah is a true sperg honestly
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>>127580867too bad she's not best girl
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>>127580663
thanks anon
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Who the fuck decided NASA was a good name for an event? When people google that shit do you think its going to show up above the space agency?
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>>127580956
>second doubts
Make that second thoughts.
Anyway, sorry for rambling. I just have trouble letting go of the past when I know that the present could've been different in a positive way.
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>>127580867
I have better taste than everyone in this thread
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>>127580575
Do you see quake anywhere oldboo?
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>>127581193
no i do not
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>>127581137but she and Alibaba are already husband and wife
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I forgot how boring boss fights were in prime. This game doesn't look near as good as I remember it.
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>that has never happened before
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>>127581193
It's to filter out the retards that can't search "nasa speedrun".
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I wish both Miles and Kirbymastah would fucking die.
>>
BINGO I WIN MOTHERFUCKERS
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NEVR HABBIN B4
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>>127581317
Echoes is legit better both as a game and a speedgame but nostalgiafags refuse to believe
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>>127581372
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>>127581248
Same.
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>>127581284
i guess not! wasn't there last year though, that one pretty based dude who played half-life also
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>>127581317
prime didnt age well at all
you dont notice it because somebody else is playing but the controls are seriously fucking terrible
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>>127581386
congratz anon
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>>127581317
>It's a 'boss changes colors to show what he's weak to' boss fight
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>>127581371
Yes it's the fucking Ritz of speedrunning *farts on girl*
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>>127581521
I played it with a 360 controller last year and it was fine.
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>>127574018
meant to quote >>127573987
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>>127581521
>finally release a console with two sticks
>hmm, let's use the other one to switch weapons!
>>
THE IDEA IS UMMMMMMMMMMM
LIKE
THE IDEA IS LIKE
UMMMMMMMMMM
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>>127581645
You have to constantly fight for the camera so the game doesnt reset it
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>>127580956
I hate that agdq has influenced sgdq so much. It's for an actual charity for one, is run by somebody who is alive and still speedruns, and panders less to the nintendo crowd and usually accepts some different games.
but it still feels like you're watching agdq
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>>127581706
>is
ITH
>>
>enter thread
>ctrl+f "mumble"
>0 results
>ctrl+f "yashi"
>0 results
>ctrl+f "zfg"
>0 results
>leave thread
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>>127581706
https://youtu.be/vWQKwik2vjQ?t=19s
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Good job Samus, blew another planet up, hero to us all
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>>127581814
>ctrl+f squid
>0 results
Cancer is being cured in this thread, friend.
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GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
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>Medical Hormones
TRANISCUM
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okay that's it
this is the donation that makes me kill myself
goodbye, it was fun!
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DAS RAYCIS!
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FUCKING CRINGE
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who /tinnitus/ here?
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>Tranny donation
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>trannies
Medical illnesses shouldn't be treated by encouraging them
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>>127581967
Goodbye friend
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>>127581521
>prime didnt age well at all
t. spyro furfag
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>>127582025
>>127582005
what did they say
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>Gangya style
>Unironical use of the word 'epic'
>Leroy Jenkins
>>
MY GOD I JUST MISSED CRINGE!
WEBM NOW!!
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>medical hormones
good to know cosmo is still providing some cringe from afar
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>>127581684
>finally release a console with two sticks
>"let's not have the two sticks act like buttons when pressed down, and have an extra button over one trigger but not the other"
>"oh and let's make the dpad shit too"
>"and as for the console itself let's use mini DVDs instead of regular DVDs because OH NO PIRATES AHHHHHH----
I may still love the GameCube and its controller, but to say that both are absolutely, 100% perfect is asinine.
>>
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>>127582061
They made the Asian dude say that Korean meme song and dance
>>
what did the donation say I only heard "I probably already have cancer [from this run]"
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>>127582083
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>>127581021
No one reads assembly anymore. At least no for games that aren't extremely popular.
It's mostly people being familiar with common engine flaws and trying to exploit them.
For example every 3D engine has trouble with collisions and speed so by editing the memory you can make your character move at the max possible speed and find good places to clip through walls, then all that is left is to figure a setup to do it normally.
>>
I hope that tranny gets cancer and dies painfully
>>
>>127582175
something about getting cancer from taking hormones
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>>127582229
CRINGE BOYZ
>>
>>127582119
>20 years later people beg nintendo to rerelease it for their party game tournaments
Huh
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>>127582119
I would literally use a gc controller to play a multitude of modern games as my main controller if it had those extra buttons you mentioned (it's missing four), simply because the sticks have octagonal gates
>>
Why is Reflected streaming a MK8 tourny from the casual room? Isn't streaming banned? Sumichi is even there?
>>
>>127581751
What exactly is the difference between AGDQ and SGDQ?
I watched the original back when it first started and was small and I though it just got bigger and split into two events.
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>>127582313
>______ BOYZ
cringing here desu
>>
>>127581297i haven't read the manga :( but good
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>>127582229
Is that PSY? The resemblance is uncanny! Can't beli
>>
how many alternate streams are there I cant find a list just the pinball one
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>>127582229
he didn't even do the dance right
>>
HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME
>>
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEGLAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
/v/ here
Is this the guy who cucked his friend at that one SGDQ?
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>>127581751
Nintendo games bring in the money and people watching.
Which makes bloodbornes timeslot so weird. Doesnt make no sense unless sony is planning some pr stunt donation.
>>
Do you think Cosmo has ever shoved the end of an N64 controller up his hairy ass?
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>>127582031
monkeyposters OUT
>>
kek
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>>127582342
I didn't intend to come off as saying that the GC controller was straight-up bad, but it could've been much better with those tweaks.
>>
Did anyone manage to record that donation reading?
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>I hear blueglass
>>
>game needs """"""""hype"""""""" moments to get in
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>>127582460
/v/ why are you such cancer?
>>
when people say senpai all I hear is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0
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>>127582460
goose wishes he cucked someone
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>>127582028
Chiming in to make you hate life less.
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>>127582460
that guy is the biggest speedfraud in the history of srg
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>>127582502
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>>127582460
no that's just some fag
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>>127582119
Mini dvds are for faster loading which gc excelled at for disc based consoles.
The rest is just whatever I dont play cod shit and I would even play it less on console so the pad was fine.
>>
>>127582540
>why are mentally ill people mentally ill
It's usually a mix between genetics, poor conditions in the womb and home environment growing up
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>>127582120
Hey statler, those mumble boys must really hate being irrelevant whenever one of these speed shows are on!
Now that's a lousy thing to say Waldorf, you know well as I they're never relevant!
Dohohohoho!
>>
>>127582447
hey that's my meme
here's another that can be used every year
>>
I want to pick up a game for speedrunning. The more weab the better. Any recommendations?
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>>127582460
/vg/ here.
No.
When you go back to /v/ please ask the mods to unban me there I hate it here.
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>>127582460
Wow this new Vince Vaughn movie is fucking weird.
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>>127582540
They do it for the fake chat reaction and they secretly expect the crowd to start spontaneously crying because their history so so much sadder than all the others.
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is it really worth it pandering to these people
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>>127582540
>Why do people need to donate blogs?
It's the only way they have a chance of being read.
>>
>>127582241
for older games it's still a valid strategy, older being at and before snes, and some more popular games like OOT because no one is going to figure out wrong warping by randomly running into walls
everything can get disassembled to straight assembly and you can figure out the structure of how some things work if you spend enough time, it's not like its some mystical hard force or something, if you can't slightly read some assembly you're probably a pretty bad programmer or never got a real education imo
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>>127582338
>that background bloom
Thanks modern videogame devs, wearing glasses never feelt this great.
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>>127582771
>being a dirty loli poster
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>>127582758
idolm@ster
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>>127582739
Is that the guy from yourmoviesucks?
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>>127582825
>NightmareDash
Remove pony
>>
gee that L4D2 run sure was an embarrassment to speedrunning, does anyone know who ran it?
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>>127582868
>>
Spike has lost some serious weight in the past few years
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>>127582825
>everyone angry about the hormone thing
>not the fucking gangnam style
Like I get that they are both are annoying but get your fucking priorities in order.
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>>127582825
>Stupid enough to get Chromium 6 on it's hands
>actually spending resources on saving this life.
fucking why?
>>
>MK8 understream is worse than watching autistic Miles get interviewed by HOYP
Nothing will ever be good again. Abandon ship.
>>
lackattack is literally our boy
>>
>>127582758
Akiba's Trip
Conception 2
Any Neptuna game
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>>127582825
The reader read it, the absolute madman
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>>127583075
link
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>>127582396
It more or less did split in two, but sgdq is run by different people, so it's for a different charity, different games get in, different runners get in, and it's usually a bit smaller in terms of crowds because less non-runners seem to show up.
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>>127583086
>boy
No thanks /v/
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>>127582460
this guy's a fucking G.
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>>127583063
One is memes, which is bad, but the other is trannyshit, and should be removed entirely from everything
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>>127582676
>squid realizing that he's wasting his pathetic life
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>>127582868
I can't help lewd-posting, anon.
It is in my blood.
At least LoZ is on now. This should be a fun run.
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>>127583063
we are /v/
we wil overblow everything you sjw pigs say
we will never forget
we will mever get laid
>>
>>127583010
What were the worst moments of it? I got bored after the second campaign and switched the stream off. Sort of regret doing that now since everyone said it got worse.
>>
>>127582758
I watched 0x route Nep games recently
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>>127583237
gotta agree
>>
tell me about andy, why does he wear the pug?
>>
>>127583223
hello reddit
hello tumblr
hello /v/
>>
When will our girl Narcissa arrive at ADGQ?
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>>127582851
That's complex DOF bro
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>>127583362
because if he took it off it would be very painful for him
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>>127583237
>>>/polgbt/
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>>127582868
>>127582929
>not remi
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>>127583272
le lewd is a reddit-tier meme friend
don't tell me you're amused by the hand-holding one too?
>>
can @y'all hmu w/ the gif of spikevegeta puking into his hands thank uuuuuuuuu
>>
>>127583449
LGB is fine
T is a mental defect we've decided to not just accept, as we should, but encourage as a society
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>>127583413
she's already getting eiffel towered upstairs, anon
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>>127583496
Notice me senpai xD
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>>127583419
I dont care. It looks shit and tells me what I should be looking at.
>>
>>127583237
There are reasons besides being a tranny to take hormones. I mean given the fag name and shit I wouldn't be surprised if it is transitioning. However, they say "need to take" rather than "am taking", so it's hard to say.
Either way, I'd rather have everyone transition than fucking hear one more gangnam style joke.
>>
>>127582868
>>127583457
Please stop, I get too turned on by lolis telling me I'm a filthy lolicon.
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>>127583496
I am not amused by lewd or hand-holding.
I am intensely aroused by it.
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>>127583679
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>>127583679
>>
>before we start the run i-
>hey donations guys
>hey uh guys tell me when its be good for donations
>is it good for donations here guys
can they just play the game
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wow guys hes so fucking good i literally cant believe it
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>>127582717
>Mini dvds are for faster loading which gc excelled at for disc based consoles
That's also true, but I don't find sacrificing space for game content just for faster loading to be an even payout.
Sure, having shorter loading times is a good thing, but it's not worth shooting yourself in the foot for. It's shit like this that made Nintendo lose more and more third party support over time and now it's biting them in the ass harder than ever with the Wii U. They thought they could recover from appealing to the casual crowd more than the hardcore crowd, and they were wrong. Little did they know that the people who bought Wiis may possibly have bought their first (and last) console.
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>>127583413
Narcissism realised he won't be the center of attention and won't attend
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>DW on the couch
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GREAT JOB
WELL DONE
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>omg y do modern consoles break so easily when nintendos work forever!
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B A N N E D
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>>127584031
>implying it was the cartridge and not the console
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>>127582850
It still takes a lot of time and can get pretty fucking tedious if you're not familiar with the assembly of the console.
>>127583679
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why is every donation that gets read, literal fucking cringe tier. They didn't even read mine.
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>>127585086
Should have been from germany
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>>127585215
And a family with a man, his wife, and her son.
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>>127585086
What was yours?
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I'm so gl
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>>127585380
Please post the source for this, I keep seeing it referenced but I missed it
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>not brodongo
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>not dodonii-chan
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>"waahh wahh this metroid prime run is glitched it isn't a REALL speedrun"
>"wow this zelda run is the best thing I've ever seen omg I have to tell my dad about this"
what is wrong with you fags, this is more glitched than MP
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>>127576680
Bigjon ran Super Mario Lost Levels last year at SGDQ (I believe)
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>>127575635
Good. His mono might have past
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is super metroid happening?
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