/utg/ - Undertale General

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First for too early

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>tfw burgerpants tulpa

I THINK I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

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Blooks!

do not sexualize paladin-chan

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Why is he perfect

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Uncouth fish

>>127323413
This would be the funniest thing

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hOI!!!

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>>127323226
I'm the person who recommended it
it never gets to that point.
thankfully. its the weakest part of the story and its avoided for the rest of whats finished.

if the author plans to fuck it up later they haven't yet at this point, so no need to fear the fuck

(just in case they missed it.)

Woomy!

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WORSHIPPING

GOATS

LEWDLY

pls respond it's super important okay

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1EDHM1UuWC10QjITBpH-1It-OVHwZOku3nZZlXFX427Q/viewform?usp=send_form

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boop

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>>127323436
Kind fish.

>>127323583
>top right muzzle
TOO LONG
NOT GOTE

>>127323509
manmenmi!

>>127323509
I love my woomy!

>>127323578
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1EDHM1UuWC10QjITBpH-1It-OVHwZOku3nZZlXFX427Q/viewform?usp=send_form
>>no option for annoying dog
I am not convinced frisk is not actually a dog.

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Ah, now you're speaking my language Flowey. You and me buddy, we'll take over this world together!

>>127323560
>You will never be a qt prince
>You will never be worshipped lewdly by subjects who love and admire you and devote themselves to serving you

it's not gay to like traps, right
it's a feminine dick

>>127323675
It's funny how long it took for him to consider that he too was a part of the world.

>>127323732
Just try not to think about it. That's what I do.

>>127323732
no such thing as a feminine dick unless you believe in a bunch of tumblr bullshit

the dick is an essentially male organ. THE defining male organ, even

it's as masculine as masculine gets

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>>127323732

You are a fully fledged homo.

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Um, what? 16 left?

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>>127323484
Haha, you are the worst character ever, temmie

>>127323882
16 left.

>>127323732
Dicks can be cute but not feminine.

>>127323732
its not gay if you give the blowjob ironically

>>127323732
Just admit it. You like men. There's nothing inherently wrong with it.

>>127323882
Snowy died so you can sin.

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>>127323560

>>127323882
16 more abominations to purify.

>>127323884
So Sorry????????????

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>>127323597
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.

>>127323882
16 more obstacles senpai

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Should I Ink this shit or nah

>>127323560
Oh my

>>127323675
that's a wonderful idea!

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Oh god snowbro, I don't have to kill you too do I?

>>127324036
yes

>>127324036
what shit

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>>127324046
SNOW you don't.

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>>127323959
>tfw you will never be quick to recognize lewdness

the loving adoration in his eyes means he wants to lewd me, r-right?

>>127323732
I want to fellate crateboy's cute feminine dick

I'm not gay

>>127324046
Don't feel bad about it. He's a monster, just like all the others. They're not like us. They're... different. Inferior. You're doing them a favor, really.

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>>127324025
Yeah that too

>>127324046
All i see is a snowman anon, its not alive silly

>>127324101

That handsome Whimsun in the bg.

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>>127323413

>>127324046
Save those snow pieces until the very end. Just like last time. When the time comes to use them, you'll know. Trust me, you'll know.

wana snuggle with woomy

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Last night was pretty crazy huh?

Well, no more of that for a while, for now, I'll post whatever cute I can find, this post excluded of course.

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>>127324217
I bet you didn't even know what I was Tolkien about.

why is NiceBurger so rare?

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Snowbro was the only one in the entire monster realm that I truly cared about.

I promise snowbro, your "pieces" will live on to see the entire world again, just like last time.

>>127324307
I don't get this

>tfw no nicecream guy bf

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Do people really, seriously, actually like this Chara?

Really?

>>127324421
look man, its like a 16 by 16 sprite, no one actually has any strong opinions.

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>>127324421
>like
>any chara

>>127324413
feels nice

It's too gay again.
No I'm not talking about the goats.

>>127324421
What?

>>127324480
19x29 but okay

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>>127324374
Well, the artist is Korean, so when you take a character that they have to translate, things end up a bit different.

Add subtly to said character and things are really thrown off wack.

I just wish translation anon was here.

>>127324421
Looks like Aposematism to me. Thanks, Chara.

>>127324507
are you talking about me?
it's me isn't it

i'm not sorry, it's not my fault that guys are hotter than girls

>>127324525
I took a poll on some funtime hair Charas and apparently a surprising amount of Charafags like blue-haired Chara

>>127324643
I guess you could say, that's HAIRable.

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>>127324413

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>>127324413
Imagine the sex.

After my 'friend' was pestering me how great this game is, I decided to give in and try it.
It looks worse than godamn snes and gba titles.
Seems like shitter Persona that tries to make me feel bad about every decision I do, that wasn't intended by developer. WHO WOULDNT TAKE AS MANY COOKIES AS HE CAN, HM?
Sparing monsters that jump out at me? Literally why.
But, that's not the reason why I'm posting here. I killed overpossesive bitch that abandoned me ruins under pretext of making cake for me. I broke her heart! I surely feel bad about killing some character I've known for 10minutes.

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Why is Fridge such a slut?

>>127324906
Finish the job, faggot.

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>>127324314
Not really but you said it with such conviction that I agree wholeheartedly

>>127324932

>Kissing
>Not Broing out

Heresy

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>>127324906

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>>127324932
I agree, what a shameless hoe!

>>127324906
>>If i play a game convinced I'll hate it and it fulfills my expectations I gave it a fair chance! what an awful shitty game
vintage /v/ post everyone

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I like how Sans thinks his threats hold any weight. With each battle I grow stronger, and even the King of their world can't defeat a level 1 child. Hell even a 6 soul infused God can't defeat me.

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>>127323884

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>>127324906
sick b8 m8

>>127324932
Fuck is just a friendly kid, what did you expect?

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>>127324932

Its understandable when gote is in question.

>>127325017

>can't defeat a level 1 child

Asgore's a softie

As far as the kid shit, nobody is as determined as Frisk

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>>127324962
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Riddles_In_The_Dark
But disregard that, I post fish.

>>127325017
Not subtle enough for me to fall for. Please retry.

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>>127324906
>>127324906
>>127324906

>>127325017
Don't listen to Sans. He acts like he's got a lot of tricks hidden up his sleeve, but really he's just a pushover.

>>127324932
I wanna be a cute shut like frig

>>127323882
Determination.

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>>127325017
He's just all talk and no play, don't worry. I'm quite sure he doesn't mean anything at all by a bad time. Maybe just a rant or two and that's it!

Sure, sure, let's just go with that...

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As you command my lord. The comedian is next.

>>127325115
god DAMN can you just FUCK OFF with this /v/ meme already HOLY SHIT

>>127325017
You do get to fight him.
He's exactly as lame as his battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41YOknSl0zw

>>127325196
WAIT
DON'T GO ANY FURTHER
there's a bug in the game
make sure you killed everyone in the previous room before heading past snowdin!

>>127325017
Haha! It's the badtimes boneman!

>>127325196
the comedian is snowdrake

>>127325196
Make sure you keep on clearing out the forest until the save point no longer has a number

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how do you feel about humantale anon? surely you support the diverse characters right? after all it's [CURRENT YEAR]

>>127324940
Explain.

>>127324981
>>127325042
>>127325117
Nice arguments.
Got to skeletons. Fat one seems like bro, skinny like a hotshit that needs to be put down.
Their puns are shit.

>>127324997
'Raging' at this title seems like the only way to have fun with it.
Attack part of combat system looked nice, but is way too easy. Dodging part can be entertaining at times.

>>127325196
Make sure you've absolutely killed everything. Make sure there's nobody left.

>2016
>being straight
how long until straight people become the minority?

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>the tiny skelleman will punish the sins out of you now

>>127325384
>arguments
you cant argue with a retard. nobody is falling for your obvious bait.

>>127325404
Never. Fuck off.

>>127325384
Start the game again.
Before encountering the ghost, systematically grind until everything is dead/the music changes after an encounter.
Keep repeating this in every area - after the Ruins, your save points will give you the number of monsters remaining.

It's the only way to kill some enemies, it's the only way to get the best boss fights, and it's the only way the story is redeemable at all because you can actually go home at the end.

>>127325384
Ignore them, they're just a bunch of faggot /v/ memer children who throw an autism fit whenever somebody's not playing the game exactly the way they think it should be played

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>>127325435
>sins
GET OUT

>micro fetish
tfw my fetish will never be real

>>127325382
it really doesn't matter, it's hard to tell who they are because of their lack of attributes other than the turtle but hey that's because the artist is shit not because they're brown kek

>>127325524
I dont care how anyone plays the game but when you come in here going "HURR LOOK AT ME I KILLED THIS CHARACTER IM SO DIFFERENT AND EDGY AND DOESNT THAT MAKE YOU MAD?" and then samefag your post what do you expect?

>>127325541
i feel then crawling up my back

>>127325468
0/10

>>127325509
The so-called genocide run? Friend told me about killing everything, but it seems like too much hassle.

>>127325524
As far as I'm not enjoying game too much, isn't that one of its best aspects? Ability to play it the way you want?

>>127325343
>>127325391
Random encounter stopped and the save point just says "that comedian"

I think there was a 15 before that. Is the game broken now?

>>127325575
the first one is clearly the bunny shopkeep
take her out of those clothes and she'd be unrecogniseable, of course

I think the middle one might be nicecream guy

>>127325404
i don't know

maybe in 100 years, maybe in 25, or maybe even sooner than that
sometimes, in my dreams, i'm the only one left, and the world is falling apart
but i wake up every day, and i go outside, and it's good to see that the others are still out there, for now

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>>127325196
*STAY ON THE PATH

>>127325683
It's a bit of a hassle because you're suppoed to spare everyone (and any ending in which you don't is shit in one way or another) but you can literally farm encounters by keeping a walk key held down, walking into a wall, and alt-tabbing out.

>>127325670
these wounds
they will
not heeeeal

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>>127325404
Give it time, man.

So far vidya gams and the internet are doing a great job at making people question their sexuality.

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alright.

*sigh*

listen here buddy. my wife died six fucking years ago and my kids "got no time for dad" because they are into heavy metal and anime.

if i keep on going like this, i'm just gonna get balls drunk someday and get myself killed. so rather than getting shanked in the dark i'll put a bullet in my head.

now.

you post teengote pics or i'm gonna pull the trigger. my only source of happiness, taken away from me just because /utg/ doesn't like goatposters anymore.

post teengote or edgegote else i'm gonna fill my head with lead in no time!!!! and dont think that i have anything to lose pal cause i don't!!!!!

>>127325684
i think you might have fucked it up, restarting would be preferable to continuing

>>127325683
Yeah, the reason there's so many different endings based on the choices you can make, is that you can play your own way, and all your choices will matter in the end.

But the autistic /v/ kiddies in here seem to take offense to that idea, and believe that anyone that's not doing their specific infallible idea of "the perfect run" is "a bait" or "a scrub" or "a pleb". Ignore them.

>>127324041
Hi Tacitly, I like your lewds ;)

>>127325660
I expect you to ignore them because they're baiting you? What are you from dumbler or something?

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>>127323732
Sorry buddy, but you caught the gay.

>>127325684
Go back and walk until you get the '* But nobody came' encounter.

>>127325701
Don't be fucking stupid. People who actually attracted to the opposite sex and reproduce will never be a minority.

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>>127325683
Put some effort into it, be rewarded with the best boss fights and some actual character development.

>>127325684
It's a bug, keep grinding.

>>127325848
Give it up, Asgore, your kid is dead.

>can't goatpost before bed because my favorite image was already posted

Fuck

>>127325848
Nah, I'm gonna flirt with you instead.
you sexy thing, you

Paladin-chan, read these words
If Papyrus didn't give you a whole spiel about being on the right path and chose to spare you instead of fight you, you need to reload and go back and kill more dudes west of Snowdinn until there's no dudes to kill.

>>127325684
This is a common bug, Toby has confirmed it himself

>>127325660
Yes, good goyim... Everyone who disagrees with you is -obviously- the same person... Just keep believing that...

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>>127325886
I want to do EXTREMELY uncouth things to that goat

Please don't fight!

I CANNOT FUCKING BEAT GENOCIDE UNDYNE'S BULLSHIT YELLOW ARROWS. PLEASE HELP.

>no indication of my character's gender
>asks me to pick a name
>character turns out to be female

Well this game is off to a good start

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>>127324932

>>127325886
god damn, thats hot as fuck
what the fuck

i was definitely straight at some point

>>127325893
i might not be a minority but i sure fuckin feel like one sometimes

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>>127325904
Have a different gote.

>>127325959
Isn't goyim the plural of goy?

>>127326023
just give up

>>127326024
Your character is never confirmed female

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>>127325683
look man, this game isn't about playing the way you want. thats a mechanical choice. the game is about characters. and you don't give a shit about any of them. theres not going to be any pay off for anyone who thinks nothing of the characters. your play through will be just like this "Paladin" (more like anti paladin) guy people are talking about; you'll get bored, not understand the games feels, and without those feels, what you have is a fucking great sound track with some okay bullet hells. this is an rpg. an rpg about story. if you just want to kill shit mindlessly or prefer more edgy serious characters, go play a different rpg.

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Have you Stuffit'd your Muffet today?

>>127326024
It's whatever you want it to be. The main character is meant to be ambiguous so that you can self-insert.

>>127325893
People whom exclusively do so may at some point, though.

>>127326062
Where's the goat

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How hard is it to wash cum off whitegoods?

>>127326058
That's because you are literally insane. It's okay.

>>127326062
>pic

I don't care whether that would be a music band or a tv show or a movie, I'd watch the shit out of that.

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>>127326024
I know you're probably joking but seriously fuck off

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>>127325435
My sins are too great for the skelleman

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>>127325848

Here anon, have some shotagote.

>>127326154
Stay mad, /v/ memer.

>>127326095
>"Paladin" (more like anti paladin) guy
Paladinchan is only non-paladin because she already did the neutral/pacifist playthrough

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>>127326087
>didn't play genocide

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>>127326024
Character turns out to be a gook, so most likely a trap in the end.

>>127326114
Right in the picture.

>>127325886
I like this one better:
http://imgur.com/a/vemYv

>>127325848
what are you talking about? there's goat posts everywhere.

>>127326054
we warned you anon
we told you about the stairs bro

>>127326184
He's referring to Toriel.

>>127326095
you're kinda dumb desu senpai

>>127326184
TORIEL.
YOU FUCKING RETARD HOW THE SHIT DO YOU MISS THAT OBVIOUS OF A CUE WHEN HE FOLLOWS IT IMMEDIATELY WITH "THIS IS WHY I DON'T MAKE PROMISES"

>>127326191
You're just making it worse

My heart bleeds for the goat, posting about our love before bed had become a ritual

>>127326184
Oh yeah, he does call you lady twice doesn't he.
Well, at the point that Anon was up to, it's "the human" and "they" all the way.

>>127326228
Toriel is dead at that point.

>>127325848
Do it faggot
Pull the trigger.

>>127326147
last time i checked, i didn't have anything wrong with me
i'm straight, white, male, neurotypical, able-bodied, christian, i work, i pay my taxes, i vote
i thought i was doing everything right
i think i'm doing everything right

>>127326265
And he has no idea.

>>127326184
HOLY SHIT you're dumb

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>>127326265
He made the promise before you fell down.
Possibly before any other human fell down.

>>127326265
NO SHIT YOU FUCKING WANKSTAIN THAT STILL DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T TRY TO KEEP HIS FUCKING PROMISE, HE SURE AS SHIT DOESN'T THINK YOU ARE TORIEL.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I BET YOU THINK HE'S REALLY TALKING TO PAPYRUS AFTER YOU KILL HIM, TOO.

>>127326184
hes talking about toriel who he promised not to kill you when you where busy thinking she was going to trap you in the underground

>>127326183
no, they are not a paladin because theyre a fucking psychopath who at the time when everyone was happy, got litterally no payoff from it, and was just obsessing over how they where going to kill them all. thats not a paladin. thats not what the victor does after they save the world, thats what an anti paladin does, learn all their secrets by playing nice so they can crush them all the harder when they betray them

>>127326095
wow bro you sound really fuckin autisticmad just because somebody's not playing "the perfect run"

i think you need to leave

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>>127325848
I will SAVE you!

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>>127326161
sit on his lap, he'll find a way somehow

>>127326231
>>durr ur dumb heuhue
1/10
flibbity floo, heres your (you)

>>127326326
>>127326324
>>127326320
So... he's talking to the dead? He just happens to be facing a different person and also in a conversation with them? But in the middle of that conversation he decides to start talking to a dead person who isn't there? Good theory

I just finished the game for the first time, true pacifist ending. I think I understood most of the story, but why is Asriel evil and back at the end ? I only got that Flowey was a failed experiment and somehow contains an Asriel-ish memory... But I don't know how it goes from this to seing Asriel again, evil, adult, and then as a child and nice

Please stop fighting

>>127326246
>>127326320
Don't get mad. Don't get mad. Don't get mad.

>>127326447
Sorry, I was thinking you weren't baiting for a moment.
My mistake.

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>>127326007
Those two are really cute together.

>>127326447
>Jesus fucking christ I bet you think he's really talking to Papyrus after you kill him, too

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>>127326393
>>durr I'm projecting so hard I could show off power point presentations

good for you buddy. I think you're the one who needs to leave, getting your shit mad because after complaining about all the reading needed in the book someone says maybe books aren't for you.

>>127326549
gey

>>127326445
epic /utg/ meme

>>127326514
epic /v/ meme

you should totally kill yourself

>>127326609
You should really find a better use of your time

>>127326609
>>epic utg meme
>>gets mad when you get called out for being a classic /v/ shit poster
you are a swirling pile of hypocrisy

>>127326609
My friend, bait is universal.

Seriously, it has its own ED article!

I am sad, however, that I do not know any genuine /v/ memes to fill the void with. I am usually found on /m/.

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>>127326007
the cutest

>>127326609
baka desu senpai

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>"oh my god i became gay because of edgegoat" rearing its annoying face again

I thought we were over this for fucks sake, fucking shitposting.

>>127326576
>using the epic "projecting" meme from [hsg]

wow you're a cool kid

You fishfags are easily the most retarded autistic ass motherfuckers in this entire general. Fuck off and die.

>>127326447
that is actually a high quality bait i already replied once

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>>127325848
>teengote or edgegote
>not the superior shotagote

>>127326723
>breaking character

Triggered?

>>127326672
and you're a very epic /v/ memer and a cool kid

>>127326647
i'm getting paid for this, so

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Would you marry the gote?

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>>127326721
W O R S H I P

>>127326818
No really, shitposting so often takes a huge toll on your mental health

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jazz for the soul

>>127326723
>[hsg]
>>hurhur you think u cool say a english idiom
what the hell are you even talking about?
projecting is older than this entire website you stupid shit.

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>>127316673

Not crybleat but I wanted to do something to alleviate the boredom.

>>127326803
>using the epic "trigger" meme from tumblr

it just gets better

Am I the only one who wants to fuck the shota gote and make him orgasm from prostate stimulation only?

Please stop fighting!

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>>127326602
What? The Prince and that punk? Nah, they're just really close platonic siblings is all! Kinda like how RG01 and RG02 are just platonic friends!

>>127324268
No he won't if he has trouble with her.

Good job guys you done went and fucked up even harder than usual

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>>127326856
Definitely.

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>>127326960
That reminds me I have to write the Royal Guards x Asriel fic

>>127326901
projecting is literally an [hsg] meme you fuckin idiot. how new can you be.

>>127326893
wow the epic switcharoo, the classic "shitpost for five hours but then say the anti-shitposter was the shitposter the entire time", oldest trick in the book but it never gets old, you fuckin showed me up so hard

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>>127326856
I would do a lot of things to the gote but I'm not ready for that kind of commitment

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>>127326898
But asriel doesn't have a soul

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>>127326856
No,i'm not a degenerate.

>>127327043
Seek help

This isn't ironic anymore, quit before it's too late

>>127326983
Actually that's what I did, blow all my snow on her.
I bought a lot of Legendary Heroes, though.

>>127327060
>doing things to the gote before marriage

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>>127326795

I know right? Tasteless rabble.

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>>127326898
You know it.

>>127326983
If she wants to go through genocide without having a bad time, she'll save those snowpieces until the end.

>>127327060
I would if he wears a wedding dress.

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>>127327129
I was talking about holding hands and booping snootles

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>>127326898
That's really fucking cute.

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>>127327081
>ISIS without islam
>Not degenerates

>>127323413
why burgerpants

you can literally just go to any mickey dees and pick up the first greasy 19 year old you see and itll be the same shit

>>127326910
Pretty cute.

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>>127327043
>>only people from some shitty general i know about can use an idiom in the english language
wow
stop posting any time.

>>127327124
it was never ironic, you memer faggot. this is my job, to call out you shitposters and /v/ children. so long as it pays the bills, i'm not going to stop doing my job.

>>127326910
dumb goat nerd is cute

>>127326939

>no foreplay
>no cuddles

2/10.

>>127327202
keep it sfw pls

Ok so even though I acknowledge that Flowey's name is pronounced like "Howie," my brain still says it like "Snowy." How do I fix my brain?

>>127327081
>>127327212
>fnv posting
>in MY utg

fallout nv/undertale crossover when
undyne as a legionare

>>127327259
Anon, it's time to stop.

>>127327257
you seem super fuckin upset on just because i called you out for your [hsg] ways

you literally blew your own cover with that meme, and now you're paying the price, own up to it you spineless little shit

>>127327259
here's your (You)
you faggots need to stop replying to this faggot and anyone who replies to this post I am making

>>127326939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOo8JcluY70

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>>127327202
You make me sick.
You're literally worse than scatanon.

>>127327353
>i m p l y i n g

>>127327325
Mettaton replacing Mr. House, Victor, or Yes Man?

>>127327330
not going to stop doing my job.

>>127327353
nice /s4s/ meme you fuckin faggot. die in a fire.

>>127327353
You cant tell me what to do!!!!

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>>127327350
ah, damn, you're right, i guess laughing at your retarded ass like all those tomato covered qts sure is a terrible price i'm paying.

>>127327439
Anon, stop.

>>127327417
Mr. House.

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>>127327325
Both her and alphys would be super sheltered Brotherhood of steel members, alphys a scribe, and undyne a paladin ready to believe whatever she was told by the scribes

>>127327319
nigga how do you pronounce flower

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>>127327325
>>127327495
Elder Asgore, holy fuck.
How unimaginably sexy.

>>127327325
>implying Ceasers Legion would allow women into their ranks

>>127327464
>"uHHHHHHHH I WAS JUST LAUGHIN ABOUT IT BRO, IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE FUCKING RETARDED BROOOOOOOO"

oh sweet mary and lord jesus i can smell the backpedaling tonight

you are really out of options, you've really got nothing left, you can't come up with a god damn thing

i've literally already won

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>>127327490
>>127327417

>new captcha makes it literally impossible to report people
thanks Hiroshimoot

>>127327590
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel now, anon. It's time to stop. Get some rest. Take a shower.

When did /utg/ get this fucking pea-brained, holy christ. Not even talking about this guy. >>127327590

>>127327325
Frisk as a good natured courier.
Chara as an evil courier.
Flowey as the Yes Man route.
Asgore and Toriel as the NCR.
Undyne and Alphys for BoS.
Mettaton as Mr. House.
Burgerpants as Victor.


But who is Legion?

>>127327489
not going to stop doing my job.

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>>127327350
>>127327464

Jesus christ both of you shut the fuck up with your pointless rambling

Neither of you are accomplishing anything, and if you're continuing this argument just because you want to "win" that's just sad.

Also, post best spider

>>127327585
Undyne raped the Legate into a coma, then covered him in pitch, lit him on fire, and tossed him down the garbage dump waterfall.

I thnk she earned it.

>>127327585
>Fem courier
Though to be fair, she's almost certainly being made a sex slave after the legion gets their rome

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Good morning /utg/, how was your night?

Reposting for the morning crowd:
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/136498154465/a-year-every-minute-pt-24

>>127327656
I'm gonna miss these christmas gift captchas

>>127327685

wOsh

>>127327656
>announcing your reports
You know that's against the rules, right?

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I can fight Papyrus now, right?

>>127327656
>reporting your fellow /utg/ anons

Who would do such a thing?

>>127326031
U-unf.

More.

>>127327794
Yep

>>127327794
Why do you use so many images? This isn't your blog.

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>>127327685
Underfell Sans and Papyrus

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>>127327132
>holding hands and booping snootles before marriage
You sick fuck!

>>127324421
Gotta have blue hair

>>127327789
>implying I announced I was reporting any particular post
>implying I wasn't just stating a fact

but shit, go ahead and report me
GOOD LUCK GETTING THROUGH THE CAPTCHA

>>127327683
can't stop. my shift isn't over yet.

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>>127327872
Yeah the new report captcha is... uh. Interesting.

>>127327794
GO FORTH AND KILL

>>127327879
You should probably find a new job friend

>>127327849
Meant for >>127327202

>>127327940
It's the same as regular captccha IDK what you guys mean.

>>127327836
It's everyone's blog. We're all just a bunch of blogposters and circlejerkers anyway.

>>127327794
>being a brother killer

Turn back now.

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All LISAposters must name their favorite fight.

Joyful Mode: No one on the list.

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>>127327849
I KNOW, RIGHT
IT'S LEWD

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>>127327712

>posting the 8-limbed jew

Good goy.

>>127327949
job market in america is garbage. this pays well enough. no sense in quitting now. better to stick with the more secure option

>>127327972
I'm gonna start posting images of notepad instead of using text.

>>127327971
Apparently it's browser based.
Firefox users, or at least me, are getting this black and white stencil-type writing that refuses every since answer, time and time again.

Either that or I'm a robot

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>>127327971
When I was attempting to report some of the more unsavory posts last night I got some really, really strange captchas that were near impossible to decipher.

>>127328029
>>127327712
>tfw using cheat engine to get 9999g to donate to spiders

personally, i prefer twinks

>>127328097
At least it would be a unique gimmick.

>>127328116
>>127328146
Negative, it's identical to legacy captcha

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>>127327849
Would you bully a goat before marriage?

>>127328090
are there any openings for similar positions?
where would i apply??

>>127327982
Sind-
>Spoiler
Uh... Hawk Holly-
Satan.

>After taking down the villainous fish-woman thug, Pardo storms the CORE and makes it to Asgore's castle
>This plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obEiah6IGV4

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>>127327849

I claim this thread in the name of depravity.

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>>127327725
Well yeah, but Six is the player character. Of course they'd be the exception.

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>>127328178
Personally, I prefer skeletons in heat with ecto pussies

in my headcanon sans loves his little bro
but also
PAPYRUS LOVES HIM BACK!

>all these people announcing their reports like it's going out of style

OH

MY GOD

WHO LET THESE PEOPLE IN HERE

>>127328292
Here's your reply.

I have a burning desire to watch Frisk boop Asriel's soft snootle while he bleats.

>>127328292
You did. You forgot to shut the door when you barged in here like a sperglord. Shut the door next time please.

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>>127328246
HECK YES

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>2016
>not finding Toriel's sweet, nurturing, loving personality hot as fuck
>not wanting to lewd toriel then sleep on her huge breasts as she grazes your back softly with her nails

Come on anons, its 2016

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>>127328292
I'm not announcing reports, I'm discussing some strange captcha shit that has to do with it.

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Hello darkness my old friend.

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>>127327732
My night was crazy. Found treasure trove of foreign art on pixiv, and ended up finding some rather odd art to go along with it.

Today I'll be dumping some of the more normal stuff I found.

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WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HERE WANT TO FUCK ASRIEL, ITS LIKE TUMBLR WITH THE SKELETONS ALL OVER AGAIN.

>>127328323
You wouldn't happen to have any straight tickles, would you?

Is the thread so grumpy because it's the last day of holiday break and the youngsters are upset about returning to school?

>>127328323
Fucking foot fags.

>oversensitive nipples
kill me senpai

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>>127328398
;_;

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>>127328357
>Not laying back and enjoying a vape with her after the deed
One job senpaitachi

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>>127328323
>sona dressed up as asriel in bottom right corner
Sorry, no. Have a fish instead.

>>127328357
>mom
>not dad
Objectively acceptable taste.

>>127328430
Actually, I wanna fuck Alphys.

>>127328214
the lads who collect my reports are running out of some old office by the best western in pineville, louisiana, as far as I know

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>>127328196

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>>127328204
This is the problematic one.
On Chrome I get house numbers.

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>>127326898
jazz for the SOUL

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>>127328428
If you were the one posting that art is was good, although the content was pretty... uh... questionable at times. Either way I'm always happy to get new art in the thread.

>>127328558
That's what I was getting last night as well.