MSPaint Edition
>MGSV Extended Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!1o8FTbAL!-lVNu5ReRDTcksRfHIxBHA
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>December Update Info
www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/news/update201512.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Previous thread: >>127162061
Big Boss and Venom Snake are cute! CUTE!
REMINDER: Ground Zeroes is Venom's memories and is not really what happened.
>>127221992
Trash taste
Reminder that press button to talk is real.
Ground Zeroes is the worst game ever made
>>127222010
"In my opinion" and "reminder" are not interchangeable.
is venoms face the same as big bosses.
because everyone said that the medics face was the same as big bosses in gz when it clearly wasnt. gz medic had big simian nostrils
>>127221992
The best ship
>>127222172
>you will never fuck young lucas
why live
Kaz is chubby! CHUBBY!
>>127222234
The Sorrow and The Joy are arguably the best ship but they never get posted because they are wholesome and pure
>>127222189
Venoms face is different than big bosses and the GZ medic's is different from both of them too.
>>127222269
He skips cardio.
>>127222431
>Venoms face is different than big bosses
WAT'S UP EERYBOOAADY
IT'S
YEEEAAAAONG HEEERE
>>127222532
>he fell for the SS/GOMAD meme
>>127222586
what the fuck does that mean
Anyone here got /exclusive packaging/?
How does it feel?
Venom Snake ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise
>>127222609
>same ipatch
cool fake image bro...i love source film maker too.
>>127222697
like salty coins and milk
>>127222728
MGS4 ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise*
>>127222728
Venom Snake is my favorite snake
>>127222848
MGS4's plot ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise*
MGS4 gameplay was god tier, very deep meta narrative too.
>>127222728
No, YOU ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise!
>>127222875
>Ive only played V
gotcha
>>127222875
>all that crazy talk about Venom Snake and Big Boss in the last thread
>>127223016
I was playing Metal Gear games when you weren't even born yet kid
>>127223039
You think they have some kind of courtroom dramas in Mother Base?
Like a case where Laughing Wallaby was caught stealing Iron Mustang's guns to do a drug trade from a bunch of Somalian pirates she found during her night shift?
Did Kaz start using bionics at some point? Cause I thought, they could get away with it if you don't bring in the book that made it very clear he had all limbs attached. I played that off as just some cash grab that wasn't canon, but then i remembered they even mention the book in MGS 2.
So did he or not?
>>127222010
Nah.
When you meet Paz and Medic has his flashback, the person that removes the bomb (Medic) has a balaclava on,
whereas in GZ medic has a clean face.
Don't buy the 4th FOB unless you are maxed on all resources and have a ton of unprocessed resources to boot.
>>127221992
notice how there are subtle differences between them, such as eye colour. they're not exactly the same.
>>127223251
Kaz's entire character in mgs1 got retconned to fuck. We can assume so, since he trained solid, but no one knows for sure. He mightve trained Solid in a non-physical, yoda sort of way that involved a lot of yelling.
>>127222728
>"For all our advances in nanotechnology - information and genetic control - they've never been able to control people at will, let alone turn one person totally into another."
kojima can't write anything without shitting on the previous games. his firing was a blessing really.
>>127223251
Do we even know if the Kaz in TPP was the real Kaz?
I think Kojima screwed up by taking an arm off Kaz. A missing leg is easily concealable with pants, but the arm is too much of a retcon for me.
>>127223494
when was that said?
>>127223540
>Do we even know if the Kaz in TPP was the real Kaz?
Please fuck off
>>127223543
big boss says it in mgs4
>>127223543
MGS4.
Someone explaining Liquid Ocelot.
>>127223494
Venom wasn't a carbon copy of BB though.
His fairly unique hallucinations with paz, along with being considerably less talkative, having a sense of smell and a different preferred way of arranging his uniform sets him apart.
Sniff it.
>>127223590
Fuck off.
>>127223394
He even says in 5 that the only reason he's not using bionics is to keep his rage boner fueled, so once things are done with there's no reason he wouldn't get himself fixed.
>>127223494
And that wasn't contradicted. Venom did not just become John. He's distinctly different.
>>127223338
bravo, kojimbo
>>127223181
>THIS IS THE DEFENDANT
>AND SHE'S HERE ON HER KNEES
>THIS IS THE PLAINTIFF
>AND HE'S HERE ON HIS KNEES
>THIS IS EXHIBIT C-2, A SAMPLE OF GUNPOWDER RESIDUE TAKEN FROM A RANGE TARGET ON BOARD A SOMALI PIRATE VESSEL
>AND IT'S HERE ON ITS KNEES
>>127223540
>>>/reddit/
>>127223641
Do people actually get off on this? We aren't dogs. We don't sniff each other's butts.
>>127223394
Oh well, you'd think at this point some guy would ask kojima.
I could see his answer being along the lines of. "Uh well he.... , uh but, uh well"
Anymore news on DLC for MGO or any new hats,preferably clown or ayy lmao?
>>127223745
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/9fag/
>>>/neogaf/
>>>/biowaresocialforums/
>>127223665
Youre probably right, but we dont know for sure. We dont know ANYTHING of any interest for sure because literally no loose end was ever tied up. Fucking Kojima
>>127223747
virgin detected
>>127223836
It's not a ruse cruise if everything makes sense.
>>127223747
Cats sniff each other's butts. We could be cats.
>>127223836
5 is fortunately not 4, not every piece of meaningless bullshit like "did Kaz get a new arm and leg" needs a detailed explanation when you can infer the fucking obvious
Why couldn't MGSV be as good as The Witcher 3?
>>127223970
how rude!
>>127223747
What if her butthole smells like ripe fruit?
This is canon btw
>>127223970
yeah i mean why bother speculating about the small details, lets just take everything at face value like a fucking autist with no imagination
>>127224112
BB and Ocelot were lovers
This is canon btw
>>127224018
Because Komami and that Kojima is a perfectionist
>>127224127
>why bother speculating about the small details, lets just take everything at face value like a fucking autist with no imagination
I'm overloading on irony here
>>127224112
>wanting to lick a snail
>>127224224nice headcanon
>>127224290
Dont be jealous because youre emotionally stunted, uncreative and can only take things at face value.
Do the faces from the qt prisoner side ops ever bloody change?
do you think fishermen and cargo ships ever stumble across the 5k+ mother bases scattered around the oceans
>>127223251
At this point we don't really know.
Venom got a fairly advanced bionic for that time, so we can assume that Kaz got a similar, more advanced bionic.
He lost most of his arm though, so I don't think he'd ever regain full functionality.
In that way, TPP ties together badly with MGS1.
>>127223394
Yeah, I think it's more like that. He was his mentor to some degree. I like to imagine a lot of shouting and condescending one liners.
>>127223540
I'm pretty sure it's him. The final lines between Ocelot and Kaz nicely foreshadow his assassination.
After getting revenge on skull face and learning that Venom is, well, Venom, he got his shit together. It isn't hard to imagine him getting bionics to accomplish his goals.
The whole loosing an arm and a leg thing is symbolism for mother base and the lost years, but the death of skull face should suffice for revenge. So there's no reason for him to not get bionics.
>>127224615
I was surprised I never ran into No Alert prior to Skulls Attack. Their FOB is neighbors with one of mine. One of these days when they're not infested with parasites, I should bring over a casserole and make introductions.
>>127224796
>but the death of skull face should suffice for revenge. So there's no reason for him to not get bionics.
It is literally a plot point that it doesn't suffice
>>127224615
"DON'T LEAD IT BACK TO MOTHER BASE!"
"OH SHIT SHE KNOWS THE LOCATION OF ONE OF OUR BASES"
I don't mind Kiefer as Venom Snake in the audio tapes, but Troy Baker's Ocelot leaves something to be desired. It's far too Southern and doesn't fit in with either Adam-ska or Liquid Ocelot's voices.
>>127225274
Ocelot has a different voice in the cutscenes and tapes. In tapes he sounds like shit.
I want to anally ravage Joost
>>127225370
I've only just started playing but Ocelot's voice on horseback while we fought Flame Volgin was pretty bad.
I'm trying to order a pizza.
Is one 60cm pizza bigger than two 30cm pizzas?
>>127225718
two pizzas vs 1 pizzas dude
its simple math equation.
>>127225442
Fucking degenerate
>>127225718
get 2 30cm pizzas
>>127225718
Save one for later, go 2 30
>>127225718
of course it is dum-dum
>>127225718
Less crust on one compared to 2.
>>127223620
liquid ocelot wasn't a carbon copy of liquid either, but big boss still says it
>>127225718
This'll get more replies than anything related to metal gear
>>127225718
got you covered senpai
>>127225718
Why not order a 60cm AND two 30cm?
Gerbil x 8
>>127225718
Consider this: Does sheer pizza amount outweigh the possibility of a choice of topping?
>>127226495
I too, absolutely, genuinely, thought of kaz eating two huge pizzas in bed by himself when I read that post. He's a growing boy after all.
>>127226515
Good, you captured it alive.
>>127226429
>knows math
underage detected
>>127225442
I want tohold her hand
>>127219931
On second thought, isn't your theory voided by Big Boss' return in MGS4?
>>127226953
lewd as all fuck, anon
MGO for pc this month.
Is it any good? I have never played a MGO game before.
>>127227135
It's very meh.
The only redeeming feature is that it uses the MGSV gameplay mechanics,
it is otherwise a very meh, just so fucking meh.
When have Americans ever made a good game?
Is the monkey that goes with Dreblin his little brother? The resemblance is uncanny.
>>127227135
>Is it any good?
Not really.
I would play it more if I could at least grind for the cool gear, but Konami are dumb and want be to pay for everything.
>>127227135
it has bikinis, but thats it. shit compared to mgo 1 and 2.
>>127227332
This is my que to dump little grey
>>127227370
I think the grind is okay, only really dedicated would get cool shit, but expected you to actually really enjoy the gameplay, so then the grind appears to be very tedious.
Reminder that heroes in Japan wear red scarves.
>>127226927
>math
it's "maths" you rancid swine
>>127223641
cute! CUTE!
>>127228030
>Maths
It's "maf" you cancerous cretin.
Why does everyone get so butthurt when people talk about GZ Snake knocking people out quicker and for longer?
I don't want to stir up conversation but I was looking at the last thread and one guy went spastic at some guy mentioning it.
>>127228029
He is a hero. His mother was a hero. His father was a hero.
>>127228510
He probably forgot that Snake and Medic hadn't been in a coma for 9 years in GZ.
>>127226953
I want toprotect her smile
>>127228510
I don't think everyone gets butthurt, just that one guy.
>I don't want to stir up conversation
Good. Conversation is the fucking worst. Conversation-Free /mgg/ 2016
Can we talk about the game guys?
It's always Kaz is chubby, Joost's fartbox etc. with you guys.
So I'm already done with these Skulls FOBs...Huey did nothing wrong
>>127229007
Whats wrong with Kaz being chubby and Joost having a lovely fartbox?
Why should we pander to you?
>>127229007
What about Kaz's fartbox?
>>127229007
Suicide is a Sin, Huey went to hell.
Fitting, since his mission was entitled 'Hellbound'.
Pottery.
>>127229007
>I'm already done with these Skulls FOBs
Well, that's good. Good that you got what you wanted, and know when to stop.and got the fuck out of the running, because the less competition I have for a Snake nameplate the better
I haven't been on this general or TPP since September due to both 100% it and work.
I came back yesterday to try and play it, and I noticed that there was a huge update from December. Got a ton of GMP and resources from the tasks they put in, so that was a surprising thing.
So two quick questions:
Is MGO still horrible, or is it somewhat alright, and are the rank 9 weapons worth developing?
>>127229110
Y'all niggas is gay
>>127229110
Kaz's farts smell likerevenge
>>127229195
MGO is a lot more balanced and there's been quite a few changes so keep that in mind. There is now actual ZZZ status ailments etc.
May as well develop the grade 9 weapons if you already 100%'d the game.
>>127229007
Joosts fartbox is the central theme of MGS. The whole series is about it. Fuck off.
>>127229807
Kazchub Joostfartbox Solid is the best series ever.
>>127229807What do you think it smells like?
>>127229007
There was literally 1 chubbypost and zero joostposts before this post
end your """"life"""""
>>127229920feces
>>127229952
actually there was about 3 of each
>>127223039
IN WEBM FORM
Ishmael is cute.
"I'm hungry, can I have a hamburger? Pretty please?"
>>127229920
Marshmallows and vanilla
Why isn't there a mode in MGO based around fultoning containers?
It seems like a pretty easy thing to come up with for a game that has no fucking game modes.
>>127230275
>>127230451
Do model swaps still work? I never tried it before, and they've tried to stop mods from working each time they update the game. I have a crush on some of my Diamond Dogs and I want to see them do Quiet's tooth-peeking loving gaze at me.
>>127222634
Found the chronic bulker.
>>127223747
We are all diamonds.
>>127230612
Sounds great.
I heard Konami was taking ideas, feedback etcetera.
Should send it.
I wanna sniff Joost's fartbox!
Most autistic characters (in no particular order)
>ALL snakes
>Ocelot
>Kaz
>Quiet
>Huey
>Skullface
>Otacon
>Raiden
>The Boss
>The Pain
>Johnny
>Hot Coldman
>Paz
>ALL genome soldiers
>MGS4 Naomi
>Sokolov
>The entire Dead Cell Unit
>MGS4 Meryl
>Volgin
>Silent Basilisk
>Sunny
>Drebin
>Sahelanthropus
>Emma Emmerich
>Chico
>Pliskin
>Mantis
>Rose
>DD
>The Fear!
>>127223251
Can't say. It's entirely possible he did sometime shortly before training Solid Snake. (Would be hard as fuck to train someone without at least a proper leg prosthetic) I'm sure he got the proper revenge and rode out his edgy phase of "i dont want the bionics, i wanna remember the pain"
MG2 and any Kaz pre-PW is barely the same person as the current one.
His daughter has been retconned (seeing as how he can't be fertile anymore) and I doubt he has a wife as well.
But all that information about his daughter and wife is 30 years old, anyway. They've since changed his heritage from that MG2 info, so who knows what is true and not from that era pre Peace Walker release.
>>127231624I'm going to draw this
>>127234047
you're doing good work, anon
>tfw you realize what ground zeroes was hiding
>>127234945
It certainly wasn't hiding how bad that game was
Why does the PC version suck so much?
The servers haven't been this bad since launch day.
Chico is Quiet, which makes Quiet a tranny.
Paz is Mantis.
Kaz is the glasses.
Les Enfants Terribles are clones of Kaz's body.
Why did Huey betray everyone by destroying Mother Base and defecting to XOF?
He went from pretty cool beta guy to lying traitor.
>>127222875
Liquid Snake is my favourite.
But your taste is ok too.
>>127234945what
>>127237236
Because XOF had more funds and resources.
He only joined up with Big Boss and MSF because Hot Coldman had no more use for him and he wouldn't be working on anything for him anymore.
Huey just wants to make crazy war machine robots. He doesn't care about anything else.
Solid Snake ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise
>>127237346
>not knowing tfw
>>127237810
Solid Snake is fine.
He's a remorseless killing machine while Big Boss always goes non-lethal but having an amoral villain protagonist isn't wrong in and of itself.
And Kojima later shifted the series focus to Big Boss, the real hero.
No, what ruined the Metal Gear franchise was Solid Snake worship.
It's what made Kojima hate the series and is a large part of why people didn't like MGS4, because Snake was old, and MGSV, because Big Boss never turned evil.
>>127237976
if you had a higher understanding, you'd share it here in all caps like an all capped whorebesides you didn't even notice my rare snake
>>127233068
I'm unsure about the following, but since the virus ended up being the Kikongo strain, Kaz wasn't infected right?
I can't remember if he got treatment or not. If not, he could still have gotten kids.
Still, it's poorly tied together.
>>127238176
>fanart is rare snake
>>127238112
>Big Boss never turned evil.
hm
>>127238237
Couldn't he still have gotten it, he just couldn't spread it/get the symptoms?
>>127238237
Yeah, they all got treated.
>>127238237
Adoption.
>>127238306
He didn't.
Solid Snake was fed a bunch of bullshit by the Patriots to get him to do his job, what else is new.
And he had such a combat high that he hallucinated a conversation with Big Boss.
>>127238248
http://conceptartworld.com/?p=41523
could just be a random character, but you have his affinity for cigs
>>127222875
Viper is my favorite Snake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koi0ZXOVu4c
>>127238432
The Kaz that Kaz ended up being 20 years after his development, wouldnt adopt a kid. Kaz wouldnt fucking get married, honestly.
The only hope he'd have, and the most likely, is a lovechild from his MSF days.
>>127238450
>he didn't
>he just agreed to convince venom that he was big boss and abandoned his comrades
>>127238237
>since the virus ended up being the Kikongo strain, Kaz wasn't infected right?
Triggering the parasites and getting infected are two different things.
All of Mother Base was infected. Only those who spoke Kikongo were activating their parasites though.
>>127238570
>implying kaz was broken forever
>implying revenge didn't satisfy him
>>127230451
Why did Kojimbo have to punish Miller so badly?
>Sick mother
>Picked on because he was half japanese
>His unit dies and he's humiliated by Big Boss when he tries to force him to join MSF and then beats their challenges
>Loses everything he and BB have built in GZ
>Almost dies but STILL worries about BB on the OR before he goes into a coma
>Keeps searching for him to the point he agrees to Zero's plan without knowing BB's location and following Ocelot's lead
>Gets tortured, blinded and mutilated
>Gets rescued by Venom without knowing he's not BB
>He realizes BB quickly got rid of him by having him take care of Venom to attract the world's attention instead of joining the friend he's worried about for so long
>He's stuck with a "phantom clone" of his best friend who is making a different project altogether
>Subtly hinted by Ocelot that he'll kill him if he doesn't stick with the plan
>He trains Solid and his ultimately killed by Ocelot or Liquid
What an awful fate
>>127238616
>he just agreed to convince venom
He had no choice in that. It was already done by the time he came out of his coma. All they had time to do was brief him on it and the hospital was attacked. Everything was already in place and changing the plan after he woke up would probably have gotten both him and Venom killed.
>abandoned his comrades
Big Boss had bigger things to deal with than a petty revenge plot. The world was being taken over by a shadowy organization and he needed to fight that. Killing Skull Face wouldn't bring back the dead and the bigger threat was the Patriots.
He put his best men on the Skull Face issue while he focused on the bigger picture.
>>127238731
It didn't.
He just wanted more and more revenge.
When he finally got it on Big Boss he had nothing left to live for until Ocelot murdered him.
Kaz after Peace Walker was a piece of shit who couldn't live without finding someone else to blame for his problems.
He even turns on Venom eventually because he's too much of an edgy faggot.
>>127238237
I wouldn't be surprised if Kojimbo decided to infect Kaz with the Japanese strain
That would make Kaz's anger even more relatable and easy to empathize with
>there are people who wasted their last few days running the event to get the nameplate
I guess being a wagecuck makes you value your own time
>>127228790
>>127238761
Kaz was solely responsible for Peace Walker.
He did it for the monies.
Then he gets butt hurt when XOF blows up his money project.
>They played us like a damn fiddle!
>Give it back!
>It was ours damn it!
>Give it back!
He also treated waifu Paz like shit.Chico raping Paz is not canon.
>>127238570
Kaz did get married you dumbfuck.
Look it up.
>>127238731
yes, thats absolutely what im implying. He went over the edge mentally and could never achieve his goal of "revenge" since it was so arbitrary and built on bad judgement. Poor old Kaz fell apart.
>>127238761
>>He's stuck with a "phantom clone" of his best friend who is making a different project altogether
>>Subtly hinted by Ocelot that he'll kill him if he doesn't stick with the plan
That's actually really sad when you think about it. He can't reunite with his friend because some meany won't let him, and he can't even get help from his friend because his friend and the meany are on the same team against him.
>>127239235
on the wiki written by a LITERAL autist?
R E T C O N N E D
>>127239380
It's so retarded if you think about it though
>BB literally begins a war with Zero
>He sticks with his plan of having a phantom clone when that means saving his ass
>He uses this to build Outer Heaven and go against Zero
That's so hypocrite
>>127239036
nice headcannon
>>127238570
This is true.
Kaz was a womanizer. TPP Kaz doesnt even really care about woman. (Doesn't get excited anymore when you fulton a female made me sad as fuck) If he wanted to bang every chick again like his old PW self, I still couldn't see him getting married.
He's too busy "sending Big Boss to hell" like the edge lord he is. He literally spends the rest of his life trying to kill Big Boss by using his son. Kaz is fucked up and broken and dies in Alaska alone
Kaz didn't die in MGS1, it was just a body double.
The real Kaz was working with Ocelot in MGS4
>>127239229
>He also treated waifu Paz like shit.
That seems kinda reasonable, after all.... I mean, did I miss something in PW, or is everyone acting fucking weird about Paz?
BB/Venom:
>She tried to kill me with my own metal gear as a part of her plan to nuke the world! Everything she said about being an angel of peace was a lie.
> She will always be in my heart as an angel of peace.
Kaz:
>That spying bitch is the reason I lost everything and my life is nothing but pain now.
>Hey, we should make her our mascot and hang cute pictures of her all over Motherbase! You know... for morale!
Seriously... she went full villain, how are people still so fond of her? Fucking Ocelot would make a better "Angel of Peace" than her.
>>127239984
Kaz was the sunglasses.
Kaz's body was killed in MGS, but Liquid is wearing his glasses.
Then when we see Ocelot in MGS4 he is wearing sunglasses. Believing himself to be Liquid, he got Kaz's glasses from wherever Liquid left them. At which point Kaz possesses him.
>>127240090
>how are people still so fond of her
Cause she's kawaii as fuck, anon
Reminder: Paz is MY waifu, only MINE!
>>127240090
>how are people still so fond of her
Because they retrieved her diaries and it turned out that she realized the bullshit she was into and she couldn't back up because Cipher would annihilate her
Reminder: Kaz is MY waifu, only MINE!
>>127239913
This. Kaz has been my waifu since PW. I want the best for him, but this.
Reminder: Code Talker is MY husbando, only MINE!
>>127240370
>implying Miller isn't polygamous
He just can't keep the bitches off his dick
>>127240517
Zis desu. Bitches fucking love the guy and want to pamper him and feed him cake.
>>127240253
I guess you can get away with starting a nuclear war if you're kawaii enough.
>>127240350
But even right after she fell into the ocean, Big Boss got instantly sad about her death.
>>127240713
>Big Boss got instantly sad about her death.
Because he used a girl that had nothing to do with them just to threaten him into being his army and get close to him
Not to mention that BB is very smart and might have already noticed how she wasn't acting like herself on ZEKE
>>127240495
I WANT MY REVENGE FILLED TPP AND ANGER FILLED BIG BOSS
GIVE IT BACK
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
CUTE
>>127240680
guarantee i deserve him more than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3aoc9n3F6g
good tape
>>127240990
yeah thats pretty cute
And people thought this was the tip of the iceberg and expected more crazy shenanigans
>>127241074
>Big Boss gives Kaz a diaper
Time to kinkshame BB
So is kaz blind or what? I can't remember if this was addressed in the story, because I forgot most of the story as it was garbage. The only things I remember was huey being a shit bag and "WOLMBACHIA!". The lack of pigment in his eyes points to it, but then if he is, he's the most talented blind man I've ever seen.
>>127241225:^)
Which one would you spend your MB shekels on ?
RAY is the cutest Metal Gear.
>>127242125
Half of them aren't actually bought with MB coins. But Bikinis are the only ones I'd even consider.
>>127242143
>>127241843
Not even close
>>127240090
>BB/Venom
>implying their perception of Paz is identical
Blah blah brainwashing blah blah indistinguishable from the real thing, yeah, I get it, except fucking no. Venom Snake remembers Paz better as the nice girl he sorta knew from MSF, and as the patient he couldn't save. She is LITERALLY in his heart because she exploded and left teeth in there. It's a different relationship.
I want to hug Joost
>>127241349
He can see. Don't trust that lying piece of shit.
My combat unit just reach level 99 and I got a prompt saying "max combat level reached"
But I thought you guys said they raised the level cap past 99? Did they just leave that notification in by mistake?
>>127241349
Of course he isn't blind.
>>127242143
>no dick gun
Reminder that ray got savagely fucked by rex for a reason.
>>127241349
It's called 'nuclear sclerosis' and its effect on vision is negligible.
>Shaved Boss looks like David Bowie
yet I thought he looked like Kiefer when bearded
>>127242405
What's stopping you ?
>>127243182
My arms can't reach the other side of the world ;_;
I ship these two so hard, it's not even funny.
>>127243545
Fuck off
>>127243457
Dude you're such a poet, you should go see her and try your luck.
Remember love can bloom even on a battlefield.
I thought this picture was really cute so I decided to share it with everyone here.
>>127243545
Reminder that the Mantis is not for sexual.Reminder that do whatever the fuck you want with Eli, who cares.
>>127243132
Kojima never lost control.
>>127243716
That's adorable.
>>127231039
desu senpai i'd blow up to 400 if i could do it and be at least mildly healthy
being big and strong and imposing is worth more to me than being slim and trim and healthy
>>127241364cute
>>127242382
>Venom Snake remembers Paz better as the nice girl he sorta knew from MSF
No he doesn't. He's had his memories replaces so extensively he even has PTSD and flashbacks about her.
I have something to tell, but you guy will think i'm memeing/lying.
>>127244062
You should try SS/GOMAD, then.
>>127243716
Cute. Thanks for sharing with us.
>>127244789
say iit
>>127244816
I had a dream last night, andLaughing Wallabywas in that dream.
I woke upwith my pants full of cum.
>>127244971
this is an 18+ site kiddo
>>127244971
you will never touch you irl, like I did.
>>127244971
Why would you sleep with your pants on ?
>>127244610
>he even has PTSD and flashbacks about her
And that's what makes him different from Big Boss. You think he'd care that much? You think he'd carry that trauma with him?
>>127245252
because it's cold.
>>127243716
Cute!
>>127243716
>shitty drawing
Reminder that Snake can write in his own way of cursive. He can probably draw better than Ocelot can.
>>127245268
Ooooh, I thought you meant Venom didn't care about her, since he didn't know her as well......
I guess you're right, but Big Boss seemed to care quite a bit in the chopper. He did that passionate "nooooooooo" perfectly when she jumped. Almost body guard worthy.
>>127244971
blessed Tbh
>>127245330
I can warm you up if you want anon.
>>127243716
>Proud of himself
fucking kek
>>127245673don't do this to me
I want tokisskid Mantis!
>>127245770
Don't tell me you're doing nofap2016.You'll never make it
>>127245904
I'm doing NoFapToQuietOrJoost2016
>>127245564
Most people write in their own way of cursive.
>>127245904
that picture is fucking hideous
>>127246069
cool. i did that in 2015and i'm doing it again every year until i die.
>>127245876
Mantis hates sexuality.
>>127246289You'll never make it
>>127241074
So this wasn't released in English? I can't find it an English version at all.
>>127246069
kek good luck
>>127246069
I've been doing that forever and haven't even been trying.
>>127246339
lmao
only with you
>>127246393
It was supposed to be in GZ but wasn't. Don't know why.
>>127246393
Nope. Theres no English version, sadly
>>127246536
>>127246535
You can't do animeshit like that with English voices.
>>127246619
>implying RAD couldn't go full anime for kaz
The could of made it happen
>>127246619
I find it cute to be quite honest with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqrSXISDNE0
>>127246785
>trying that hard
>and failing
do you know what I love
fuel resources
love that shit
so much fun
>>127246619
>Implying it wouldn't sound great in English
It's a shame though, we needed more tracks like this.
>>127246745
>could of
>>127246948
I think I like BioMat more. I don't get to use it often, but when I do I always have more than enough. It's pleasant to know it's always there.
Same goes for Minor Metal, but Minor Metal can suck a fat cock.
>>127246745
He all those impressions in GZ, I'm sure he'd be able to do anime Kaz.
https://youtu.be/WgbWZOnTMUc?t=24m12s
>>127247531
that fuckin mission had more fanservice than the entire sequel
>>127248251
>All right! Keys!!
Based RAD
>>127247531
i wish they had made snowy textures all over, it would've looked so cool.
fucking konami and your blue eyes fetish.
is anyone else unable to view their event ranking? at the end of the mission, the only player to show up is the top ranked. I'm on PS4 and it hasn't worked all event.
>>127250237
same here, I'm on pc
>>127245904
Look at the 45° angle of her neck. Doesn't it make you want to just sit up straight an fix your posture?
>>127250285
NO MOM!
>>127247531
>VA of kaz pretending to be liquid who is pretending to be Kaz
This is great
>>127250281
so weird. I'm not having issues with any other online stuff, including espionage ranking.
>>127250583
Kiefer shouting Liquiiiid was great, the butthurt from Hayterfags reached the boiling point
>>127247531
I know everyone is tired of this 'gz is better than tpp' meme but I had more honest fun doing the deja vu mission than anything at all in tpp
>>127251323
I think GZ is not that great, but that mission was a kick in the feels, i loved it.
>>127251323
I enjoy replaying GZ every now and then, the main mission is so fucking comfy, especially if you call Kaz and have him explain everything you point your binos at
>>127250165
I was certain this was /dng/ for a second.
what rhymes with goosed
>>127251759
Juiced?
>>127251759
joost
boost
>fighting against volgin on the shagohod
>try everything I can think of for an hour, can't do fuck all damage
>only way to inflict some reasonable damages is using the fixed artillery, he then destroys it no matter what even if you shoot his goddam tires with rocket launcher
>finally tries M63 which I never used before and scum through his legs
>takes me 2 tries
why did kojima design this game with his ass
>>127251759
Roost
>>127251759
Juiced. Roost. Boost.
Noose'd?
>>127251904
>joost
no it doesnt
>>127253019
technically you wasted a LOOOOOOOT OF TIME to gather all that shitplease tell me how much do you need for 3/4
>>127251968
>MGS3 is the pinnacle of the series
>>127253227
>a LOOOOOOOT OF TIME
>to gather
Nice one Cyril~
2.8 million gmp, and like 60k of the resources?
Could be off, since I don't actually need to care.
>>127250165
thats the face of someone concerned they left the stove on or not.
>>127253645
OH YOU MOTHERCUNTING FUCK
YOU KNOW I'M WAITING BEHIND A TRUCK LIKE A REAL MAN RIGHT
LIKE EVERY FUCKING NIGHT
FUCK
>>127253807
>actually grinding out resources after the grade 7 update
K E K
E
K
I legitimately acquired every single thing in the game (other than some codenames) before the grade 7 update hit, after seeing those numbers, it literally convinced me to download and start using CE for the first time ever in my life. Never looked back.
>>127253807
*like a real cuck you mean :^)
>>127253807
>not using CE after the grade 7 update
>only other real option is to just play FOBs 24/7
>to unlock content for a singleplayer game
>there is no repercussion to using CE for resources
>only excuse is if you bought it on a console, in which case you chose your poison from the start
>complaining to others that you're the only one legitimately grinding out fake currencies and resources for a singleplayer game while the rest of us just pop in some numbers for five minutes and then go play something else/play singleplayer/jerk off to___Quiet :3
>>127253807
please watch the cursewords this is a blue board.
Do you get four mines per platform with the free placement?
is it possible to equip the wu pistol with a scope or red dot sight?
>>127256092
yes.
>>127256258
Maybe I'm not doing it right then. How do I get to plant more mines on the next platform strut deleting the ones I just placed?
>>127256398
It is per platform as in R&D gets four, Base Dev gets four etc etc.
You don't get 4 per strut.
>>127256678
That's fucking silly
>>127256253
If you unlock the carbine version
>>127253019
oh anon, you don't know what true grinding is
I have enough resources to get the last to to 4/4 already as well.
>>127256743
no it isn't. are you bad mouthing KONAMI?
>>127257056
How do I unlock/identify the carbine version
let my gays marry
>>127257306
grade 8, but if you gotta ask I suppose you are nowhere near that yet
>>127257432
>gays
>>127257306
Develop the integrally suppressed version and then laugh at the requirements
>>127256743
Imagine the fucking chaos if someone had 16 placeable mines.
>>127257508
Yeah not even close. Thanks for the help, now I can keep an eye out for it.
Da Wialo Kallai would make a fucking great MGO map. Come on Konami, you could have stuck half the camps from single player in MGO by now and it would have barely taken any effort.
>>127257614
I mean four per strut isn't offensive, now 16 all on strut one, covering any possible entry is just fucked
>>127257884
better yet, just let everybody kill each other on freeroam, fuck it.
>>127258125
Red dead did that while you waited for the lobby to fill and it was fucking awesome
>>127231624
>>127234285
Here you go anon
>>127258302
qt
>>127258302
Why did I even save this?So ehm, you got a blog or anything?
>>127258302
Another Amazing Job drawfag
>>127258302
yessss
>>127258302
How long have you been drawing?
>TFW sony's hardware cocksucking "anti-tamper" ruined MGSV PC
how the fuck are you people coping with this
>>127257884
Seriously. The MGO team have had like 4 fucking years and all they did was put out 5 maps, 3 of which are just slightly modified single player ones, and 3 shitty modes.
What the fuck were they doing?
>>127258839
original MGO team is gone, its just a bunch of LA retards
>>127227332
>not "Why is it important we remember the basics of CQC?"
You had one job!
>>127259046
KojiPro LA were announced to have started work on MGO back in 2011. Sure they're disbanded now and the Japanese team have taken over but that only happened after launch.
>>127258770
How did it ruin anything? Be thankful it's a good port. There was zero expectation of mod support from the beginning either. Stop posting, mustard. You're the reason no one respects PC gamers
>using missiles on security guard after the skulls are down doesn't count
pain in the ass event
>>127259360
how didnt you kill one by accident while blasting the skulls?
that's what I do.
>>127259252
>How did it ruin anything?
>nullified modding support because the executable is encrypted
>made 3DM's crack shitty as hell with door bugs, crashes on mission 46 and prolouge
>>127259446
I usually fire a missile out at the platform to grab their attention and kill a guard, but the last time I did that I missed and hit my c4 trap instead and ruined everything for myself
so this time I thought I'd try it after they went down
>>127259245
The original guys came back?
>>127259775
Yeah.
>>127259636
>pc fag this mad he can't get a working crack
Jesus christ you guys are pathetic.
>>127259245
>2011
They started hiring late 2012 http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/09/12/kojima-productions-opens-western-studio
And according to this they only opened August of 2013:
http://gamasutra.com/view/news/199770/Inside_Kojima_Productions_new_US_studio.php
>>127258418
I do. I'm very slowly putting up all your requestshttp://roosdoodles.tumblr.com/
>>127258737
Forever. Ive only been taking requests and commissions and things for the past 2 years though.
>>127259636
>expecting mod support when it's clear there was going to be none
>whining that you can't effectively use a crack
Buy the game if you're going to bitch. Then at least it'll be justified
How do I trigger the enemies to call reinforcements? I wanna see if I can push the ruskies far enough to call in a tank or gunship or some shit.
>>127259934
>>127260024
well then
How do you guys make this essential substance called "$59.99"?
>>127259775
Konami LA made the base build of the game but apparently they were taken off of it shortly before MGSV launched and what we got in October was what the old KojiPro guys could salvage from the Konami LA build in a month's time.
Why do you think all the updates, aside from balancing shit, have been making the game more and more like MGO2?
>>127253227
3/4 command platform is around 250k
3/4 of other platforms is 208k
correct me if i'm wrong.
>>127260095
60 dollars is pocket change, unless you're poor.
>>127260095
>>127260182
Let me guess... You're underage.
That's it! Haha! All along I knew you were just wanting those (You)'s.
How cuuuuuute!You must be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>127260095
I jewed the shit out of people in TF2 back in 2011-2012. I also made investments of sorts that paid off pretty well.
Haven't actually paid for a game out of pocket in years.
>>127260095
I know it is hard to get a job, but jesus christ you say this like every thread
>>127260306
Are you retarded?
>>127258467
Thanks fox engine
>how do I 60 dollars
Don't come back for 6 fucking years, you 12 year olds.
>>127258770
>expecting a franchise with spotty port history to do anything more than throw a console game on steam
>surprised that you can't effectively modify an almost exclusively console engine
>not absolutely amazed that the game runs great for people that actually bought it
I'm still in shock about that last one
>>127241320
>tfw you beat the game before your birthday
>buying MGSV is good
why the fuck do I want a shitty story desu senpai
the FOBs and gameplay are good but the story is making me boycott the whole game
>>127260760
The story may be shit, but Kojima was aware of that and made the story take up like 2% of the game as a result
>>127248839
>RAD's fucking british
>He can do a flawless liquid impression
I came
>>127260637Why is it so satisfying to bully fubooty?
>>127260760
>I'm boycotting the game by playing a cracked version
Your conviction is unrivaled
>you will never smell the scent of quiet's stinking pussy through her bikini
>>127260010
you still taking requests for motherbase shenanigans?
>some anon a few threads back said something about "tfw you will never hear laughing wallaby singing girls just wanna have fun" and it sounds to cute to ignore
>Kaz and the intel team watching big boss on a tv screen and all shouting shit like LOOK A FLOWER and Dude there's a guy over there
>>127260956
Because she exists to be bullied
>>127261136
>in b4 witcherfag rolls 65
>>127223641
shad pls die and stay die
>>127261136
Anon don't do that.
>>127261136
likely bait but roll
id/kazblox
Reminder:
Quiet's vagina: trimmed, and tastes smells great, like mango juice
Paz's vagina: shaved, and tastes and smells awful, like rotten salmon
>>127261136
And this is how we derail threads. Reported only because I don't want my shitty general becoming the /vg/ equivalent of /b/
>>127261210a slut
>>127260080
Don't destroy the comms and eventually they'll call in an enemy gunship.
>>127261136
Kek. There's an active janitor shitposting tonight
>>127261289
t. autism pro
>mad denuvofags trying to derail this thread
from hereforth I declare /mgg/ piracy free
you must own a legit copy of any Metal Gear Solid game to post in this thread
>>127261289
>vagina tastes great
How to spot a virgin 101
i still dont understand anything about denuvo.
>>127261183
These are excellent, Ill see if I can do these two, and Ocelot hugging the decoy, by tomorrow.
>>127261638
shitty DRM by the people who made the worst DRM, securom
>>127261534
>Limited edition fag reporting
May I continue to post, officer?
>>127261420
Christ. I've been in an alert for like 20 minutes and they've called once, and any times after that CP just goes "Negative, we don't have anything to spare!"
You'd think if you're in a fucking alert for 20 minutes the game would send a gunship or something. God damn.
>>127261920
>You and that goddamn steelbook
I'm still jealous, and I still havent given in and bought one off ebay.
>>127261289
Quiet is pretty hot when she doesn't look like Joosten
>>127262021
Yeah, typically a brunette in a bikini top is attractive. Shame Joosten fucks it all up.
>>127260010
Well I made atumblrso I could follow you. Love your work.
>>127261920
I'm jealous as fuck.
What's he doing right now.
>mfw 99% of you here own MGSV and support DRM
I'm glad that we can outrun piracy once and for all with our shekels.. .heh eheheh heheh
>>127262001
Just pull the trigger and buy one, senpai
>>127262357
Spoiler image.jpg
>enemy throws grenade at me
>his knocked at friend gets killed by it
>he yell "Damn it!"
nice
>>127262595
>implying anyone is jealous of a half-scale
>>127260637
I got the game on my birthday
>>127262567
>I'm entitled to enjoy goods and services without paying like everyone else
I wouldn't want to spend years of my life making something so I can get out of the debt I amassed making my dream project and people just decide to take it for free. I'm more than happy to support things I like with my wallet. That's just how capitalism works
>I even bought the DLC and MB coins
>>127261183
>tfw you will never hear laughing wallaby singing girls just wanna have fun
c'mon she could be her daughter
Why is there no delicious trap in this franchise? Is Kojiro that much of a failure?
>>127262021
joosten looks exactly like a girl from the midwest. LIke a weird white trash hillbilly. It's weird.
>>127263127
>implying kaz and snake didn't dress chico up like a girl on mb
>>127263000
>I wouldn't want to spend years of my life making something so I can get out of the debt I amassed making my dream project and people just decide to take it for free.
but MGSV has the shittiest story ever
it doesn't even tie up to MG1 or MG2
MGSV deserves to be trashed
>>127263127
Have you ever seen a vagina in metal gear? Maybe they're all traps, you fucked up individual
>>127263278
>it doesn't even tie up to MG1 or MG2
woah it's like you didn't play it
>>127263278
but NOOOOOOOO, they had to include in the "oh-so-good" gameplay and DLC that made it worth buying for
>>127263405
anon, MGSV doesn't tell you why Big Boss went evil.
>>127263497
We've known why Big Boss went evil from MGS3 you fucking retard.
>>127262001
I have one but i dont really care for steelbooks
I could probably give it away for only the price of shipping
>>127263278
>I'm desperately trying to find some way to justify my piracy
It's a great game. Sure it didn't live up to my expectations, but I've enjoyed it more than any other MGS to date with over 300 hours. They more than earned their money this time.
>>127263598
Hey there, how you doin' today.
>>127263716
lmao
>>127263598
No way, I'm a disgusting brit so how much dyou think itd cost?also nice nendos
>>127263716
Did you come here only to shitpost about BB and Kaz being gaybos?
>>127263382
'av u ever seen a bulge m8?
>>127263250
does the little topless liquid mean they have an inclination for shota?
>>127263971
I never cared to look for one. I guess you can pretend mantis is a trap
lol, you're all pathetic.
>>127264482
Great post!
>>127264482
no only the pirates are pathetic
they're also 12 years old and can't understand the priorities of story and gameplay
>>127264482
>4chan.org
4chan.org
>>127260137
>making the game more and more like MGO2
Hopefully they bring back the Drebin Point system and the HS meta.Serval scouts need a good punishing.
>>127264539
I know you always post that when you get mad.
Sorry for making you mad, never tought my post would change your life tho
I need ways to kill time until MGO hits PC.
>>127263809
It would cost your pride as a metal gear fan to not get it
>>127264482
If you want to see pathetic, go try /wtc/ the witcher 3 may be a great game but the witcher general is cancerous.
>>127264696
>54%
well, there you have it.
Reminder: Kid Mantis is MY trap, only MINE!
>>127264696
>54%
How about playing the game?
>>127264696
>54%
hmmmmmmmmmm
Quiet is cute! CUTE!
>>127264815
brb callin FBI
>>127264761
/twc/ is pretty cancer, but do you think /mgg/ is not cancerous?
pff
The pirates who pirated MGSV PC have already bought it long ago
the only people left complaining are 2 samefags
>>127264482
okay
>>127264696
Complete all mission bonus objectives
Get all S-Ranks
Collect all Emblem Parts
R&D everything Grade*6 and below
Complete all Challenge Tasks
Stock up on Unprocessed Resources
>>127264887
Not really
>>127264975
it's like comparing asbestos to the plutonium core of a nuclear weapon.
>>127264887
slut SLUUUUUT
>>127265036
#mad
>>127264887
her VA is cuter
>>127264975
/mgg/ has bad days, like this one, but it's next to /wtc/ any day it looks like the most peaceful place on earth.
>>127265118
Literally how?
>>127265071
Why the fuck does Kaz know so much about uranium.
>>127265118
wtf? how is that picture moving?
>>127265263
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>>127263497
>>127263278
>>127261534
>>127260760
>>127258770
>>127259636
>>127260095
Why haven't you been reported yet?
>>127265143
I can agree with you.
>>127265194
>/mgg/ has bad days, like this one
Whats up with the thread in your opinion? I'm having fun
>>127265348
>Why do you have a different opinion?
kek
>>127261183
>>127261697
That last one is brilliant. Bonus if there's a guy from the intel team holding up cue cards for Miller's commonly used phrases. ("You gonna extract him?" "It wasn't a part of the mission, but[...]")
>>127265337
>Thats what Kaz named his balls
>>127265417
>Whats up with the thread in your opinion?
people complaining about denuvo DRM
>>127261183
>>127261697
>>127265534
...aaaalso, someone spotting a sniper, and saying they need to get Ocelot the fuck in there so he can tell Snake about it.
>rank 955 on skulls invasion
I fucking refuse to be bumped out of my chance to get a nameplate
I'm going in for the long haul tonight. Wish me luck boys
>>127265534
>"BOSS GET DOWN"
>soldier ticks it off his bingo card
Why couldn't MGSV be as good as The Witcher 3?
>>127265787
Why are you spamming that post everywhere?
So, when's MGO coming to PC? It's January, right? Will they wait until late-January?
Also, a question on MB Coins. Can I use MB Coins procured in single Player in MGO?
>>127265787
Why couldn't /mgg/ be as good as /twg/?
>>127264815
>referring to Shota Mantis as "Kid Mantis"
>implying Shota Mantis is a trap
You don't deserve him.
>FOB Mission rewards are put into your Online Resource reserves
>If your Online reserves are full, they do not go into your Offline reserves
>You never receive the reward and it is lost into a void
bravo konami
>>127265880
yes.
once you spend your 300 mb coins on MGO they are gone from single player
>>127265880
No one fucking knows about the release date
Yes, MB coins are usable for both
>>127265534
>>127265696
I'm definitely gonna include these.
>>127265778
You totally read my mind. OR they could be taking shots every time he says a line. I'll play with it.
>>127261345
>Fubooby cosplay
Welp, I know what I'm fapping to tonight
>>127265880
MB Coins are the same on Online and Singleplayer. They're tied to your account.
Choose wisely: Bikini now or FOB later.
>>127265915
Not every thread can be as amazing and totally non-cancerous as /mgg/
about to start my first ever MGO match
any tips for a complete newbie?
>>127263094
Laughing Wallaby at cute, A CUTE!
>>127266541
yes.
Play like cod.
stealth is a waist of time.
>>127265571
I love it
I never really liked slutboy kaz, but I miss him now
>>127265787
Beacuse
1: Kojima is a hack.
The end.
>>127265571
Brilliant
>>127266741
oh yeah, also forgot
2. The PC version has Denuvo DRM.
The end.
>>127266662
He never left anon. Being grumpy is a front cause it drives the bitches crazy.
>>127266209
Awesome!
>>127266819
>you will never touch Hiroshima and Nagasaki
why even live?
>>127266819
I want toROCKET PEACEKaz'sbutt!
>>127267181
I want to fondle his bombs :(
Quick question about GZ - do I have to do all the extractions for a mission at once, or does it still count if I get them all across multiple attempts?
Reminder: Cecile is MY waifu, only MINE!
Which area do you think is the best for the first FOB? Since I know all the others after this one will cost MBCoins I want to pick wisely.
>>127267472
be careful not to set them off
>>127267654
just have the data saying you extracted them once on your save.
>>127267659
>tfw no Cecile Mountain Dew
>>127265571
does that mean his dick is the Enola Gay
>>127267859
is not there because the Cecile Mountain Dew is MINE!
>>127267859
why the fuck would you drink mountain dew
with a cripple cuck on it
I dont know why but I can never finish any of my metal gear fanarts. I mean, I fucking love this game to death but everytime I make arts for it I never finish.
I know how kojima feels.
>>127267897Fat man.
>>127267654
I recommend trying to make your best run have all extractions.
But I think extracting them is just a tickmark in the savefile that gets transferred, and it doesn't matter when or how.
Also of note: In the Deja Vu mission, the soldier that flies out of the armored vehicle you bomb, if you extract him you get a "soldier extracted" message. Hes the only one from that mission that gets that notification, but I dont think he actually counts for anything.
All I know is nobody figured out where or how to get Crying Sturgeon.
>>127268057
just fix that nose
>>127263094
possibly
>>127268037
I WANT HUEY DEW
>>127268057
I really like it anon.
Keep it up!
I'd like Sehalanthropus back on my R&D platform.
And I want the black one.
>>127268267
>mountain HEW
Dumping some of my screenshots from my first playthrough, hope you guys don't mind
>tfw you'll never boot up MGSV for the first time again
>>127268651
shit man, you joined the party a week later? hope you didn't get too many spoilers
>>127268610
DO THE HEW!
[downs self in a pool after a life of misery]
>>127266541
>take Enforcer
>equip "Cover Fire" loadout
>occupy someplace on the map near your teammates
>watch the minimap for approaching red blips
>bullet hose lesser enforcers, retarded fulton punchers and NVG scouts
>MVP
Something like that.
>>127268735
according to the screenshot it's several months old.
>>127257283
>FOB4 command platform 4/4
>693,000 Fuel
>693,000 Common metal
>21,000,000 GMP
>15 days
>>127268651
Anyone else spent the whole time looking at Ishmael's buttcrack?
>>127268735
Nah, I got the game late September, this is my first time in /mgg/ however.
>>127268590
>no [REUNION] SAHELANTHROPUS
fuck this game
>>127268861
>8th September
>game released on 1st September
like he said
a week later
>>127268948
oh I see.
>>127268927
>Anyone else spent the whole time looking at Ishmael's buttcrack?
guilty.
>>127268927
Welcome! Kaz is chubby, Joost has a nice-smelling fartbox, Sally has a penis, Ocelot is fucking gay.
>>127268927
Also meant to add I avoided /v/ like the plague until then.
>>127269061
y-you too?
>>127268890
>Command Plat
>Common Metal
You mean Minor, right?
Minor Metal ain't much trouble. Command Plat and the occasional R&D is nothing compared to how much of it the game throws at you.
>>127269203
>going to /v/ at all
>Holy shit Volgin!
I don't know how I missed the man on fire in the trailers before, but I literally came buckets.
>>127269101
>Joost has a nice-smelling fartbox
I don't understand desu senpai
>>127246393
it's in Peace Walker, don't listen to these fags
>do prisoner 02
>straight A++ and 2S
>Boaster
>>127221863
I think we should let the general die, like Old Snake said, wipe this meme from the face of the earth.
Maybe the world is better without mgs
I was freaking out thinking I would have to fight Volgin this early
>>127269449
Mistakes were made.
IIRC this one is from "Where the Bees sleep", first mission I had to redo because they killed the prisoner before I found the objective
How do you win FOBs when a player is defending?
>>127269964
traps
>The Sorrow technically killed Volgin the first time around
He's so based it's unreal
"Observing" the captured Quite
>>127269964
You don'tAt least I haven't
Anyone know if the Big Boss nameplate will be available forever? Or is it only this week like D-Dog?
How do you get the Big Boss nameplate anyway?
>>127269964
reach the core
>>127267859
>Huey Dewey
>>127269460Quiet's voice actress/mocap person has a nice smelling anus
>>127270173
More perving on Quite.
Joost is too fucking cute.
>>127270259
And how is this known Anon kun?
Did someone sniff her used panties or something?
Reminder: You are casual if you enjoyed MGSV.
>>127270426
>more perving on quite
Thanks for the sneak peak, anon
>>127270447
I swear to christ "reminder" needs to be filtered to "In my opinion" already
>>127270447
Reminder: You are jew if you enjoyed ports of games with Denuvo DRM
>>127269964you don't
is it even possible to get females with the athlete perk? Or is the chance just ridiculously low
>>127269964
Be extra sneaky until an alert hits, heading for the core and avoiding AI and the Defender.
If an alert hits, take the Defender out twice. This makes them keep their distance the 3rd time. Find a hiding spot relatively close to the core while they're out of commission.
Lay low until the alert wears off, and try to avoid contact with the Defender. Since they're keeping their distance, they won't pursue you very much while the alert is on.
Keep near the core, so that you can get there ASAP when the alert wears off.
>>127270519
What can I say, I do enjoy a nice pair
>>127270553
You can just do that yourself.
>>127270447
I am a pretty casual guy. I try not to let stress get the best of me. Just go with the flow, ya know?
>>127270426i buried my face into her asscheeks when she was at the TGAs
Finally out of Afghanistan.
>>127270676
>>127270619
I'm a fan of a cute pear myself
>>127270447
>>127270568
who cares, post qts
>>127270791
Found out I miss D-Dog, went back for him.
Glad I did.
>>127270791
That's bullshit but I believe it.
>>127271015
LOOK AT THAT HAPPY PUPPER
Does this cutie honestly look like a wolf to you?Shut the fuck up Huey
>>127270812
Nice blog
>>127271176
>cute as a button
>never misses an enemy
>versatility as fuck
>can actually ride in the jeep with you
>you can pet him
Best Buddy ever.
>naked camouflage
>cigar in the mouth
>CQC to determine the winner
>music starts at 5'
>almost no health left, so does she
>only 1 minute left
>she runs toward me
>get her to the ground and finally finish both our missions
I have lots of criticisms about the game but this certainly redeemed the game as a whole
In FOBs, how does the defending player get a red circle showing your spot? If I do absolutely nothing, will he know where I am?
I always wondered if this meant something
>>127271459
He was trained by the best!
>>127271530
Funny thing that I can't feel this because I didn't play 3 and I never will.
I wanna rape DD
>>127271530
That shit was intense. Especially since I had to fight her on half health. Truly the greatest 10 minutes of our lives.
Was trying for non lethal until this happened
>>127271673
I think it has to do with the level of your intel platform's research.
Posting the only actual explicitly gay character of the series.
Anyone who actually thinks Snake and Ocelot are homo are stupid.
>>127271530
>got her patterns and timings memories so well the music never has time to kick in
>effectively lost the best boss fight in history because I've overplayed it
>>127271720
you poor thing
I know that look, you know what you must do.
>>127271687
Cats raising Wolves?
How delightfully absurd.
>>127271964
Absolutely nothing gay about this twink little fairy faggot, no way.
>CQC controls are hard because I've seen other people do it and it looks like fighting game combos!
Is there anyone you ever saw who wanted to get interested in MGS3 and believed this?
>>127271530
I loved 3 so much.
Of course it had it's problems, all games do, but the narrative and theming was just so nice and well rounded.
Also:
>shagohod chase scene
>barely make it over the bridge
>shagohod falls
>jumps back up
>snake and Eva nod at each other,
>Main Theme starts playing
I fucking love moments like this.
>>127271964
excuse mealso, post more handsome volgin
>>127271964
You forgot Raidenovich and Dr. Strangelove
>>127272209
>>127271964
back to your memethread on /v/
>>127272209
lmao if you don't like to meow theatrically in real life
>>127272441
Shit starts to get noticeably dark in The Devil's House. Or maybe I just started noticing.
>>127272665aha, now's our chance for an all out attack
>>127272803
Nice blog
>>127272837
>I didnt even realize he said it again until now
Bravo Adamska
>>127272902
now that you mention it, I've been farming the skulls event all day because my hands are too cold to fap.
>>127272803
I mean look at this shit.
>>127272387
Strangelove is a bisexual man-hater. Fundamentally a lesbian, except for her time with king cuck.
Although Volgin was a sexual sadist who seemed to enjoy torturing women as well, so he might not be a pure gay either.
reminder to homosexuality John and Adamska
>>127272837
I've been waiting for you. Do you hear me - snake?
>>127273021
Have you tried sitting on them for a couple minute? If you do you can give yourself a Stranger and feel better.
>>127273145
if you insist
>>127273145
>36 million GMP, well past the supposed maximum
>Offline balance still only 3 million
fuck these stupid menus.
>>127273203
fighting the end was so much fun.
Somehow I have a lot of trouble with Quiet's fight though.
>>127273132
yeah volgin was definitely bisexual, dude. do you think he kept Tatyana around for electro torture only?
>>127273132
>except for her time with king cuck
Huey barely counts as a man desu senpai
>>127273230
>Kaz cant give himself strangers anymore
>>127273145
;_;
>>127271720
>and I never will
how do you know
Triggered the bath scene
>>127273365
Just drop a Fulton on her head.
You might want to pop up every once in a while you keep her interested though.
>>127273145
>>127273567
they are soulmates! SOULMATES!
Making your fob black and using black ocelot/sneaking suit in defenses
Sam Fisher senpai
Wait so I was reading up on Kaz, and was he really just killed offscreen in MGS1?
>>127273669
yeah I did that, because I only had a tranq pistol with me. I felt like a shitter but what can you do.
>>127273365
Quiet is somewhat omnipresent. I can be crawling behind a low wall and her aim will follow me the entire time.
>>127273528
You can still do it with one hand, can't you?
>at end of fob
>get spotted by guy that spawned directly behind me
I'm use to it by now. It just doesn't even make me angry.
>play as scout
>spend the whole game marking and occasionally taking a shot (I'm not a very good sniper)
>strong win
am I being a shit or is this a good position to play
New staff member
Language
>Kyrgyz
I see you too speak the language of the broken keyboard
>>127273763
have you never played mgs1 before? I don't know, it's not like he was a real character back then, so it's kinda sad now but not a big deal.
>>127273763
Yep, he was killed days before Snake infiltrated Shadow Moses.
>>127273972
Are you retarded?
I don't even play Metal Gear but
>can't walk for 5 minutes without imagining nude Snake, Ocelot or Volgin
you fucking bastards are trying to make me gay, fuck you
>>127273763
Some guy just called in a tank, I bombed the shit out of her. You were relatively nice.
>>127273861
Yeah fair point. But now he can't browse porn tabs at the same time.
>>127273882
Yet here you are, posting about it
>>127274061
>Courage the Cowardly Dog
Loved that cartoon.
>>127274061
kill yourself
>>127273987
yeah I played it, and I totally forgot he was even in it, because I never knew who he was in the first place. I think I kind of just assumed he had always been Liquid undercover in the first place.
It's just kind of sad in retrospect.
>>127274125
sigh I know anon I know
Its a phantom pain
>>127274061
see
>>127274125
if you don't like nude people why don't you just try to forget about /mgg/ including metal gear and leave
>>127274061
Were browser tabs even around in 2005?
>>127274049
No. I just think Kurds have a fucky language
>>127274229
It really suits him though, dont you think?. That's why he's so popular, his multiple failings.
>You're pretty good
>>127274258
I can't forget it, the images have been burned into my mind
ffffffffffffffffffffffff
Just beat the game. Lol the ending and monetization of this game is sickening.
>>127274503
what a cute face
>>127274535
Ocelot no-foolin turned a guy gay in a thread a few months ago.
>>127274561
Great post!
>>127274683
screencap pls
>these items that cost over 50,000 precious metals to develop
Why?
>>127274561
Woah cool nice !
>>127274683
>turned a guy gay
If the only thing stopping you from liking men as a good looking guy and a convincing argument, I have some bad news, anon
>>127274675
Such a beautiful boy
More qt prisoners
>>127274535
I kind of miss being new to metal gear and having those kinds of feelings
I love the characters now, but where is the unadulterated lust?
>>127274760
Because they're OP.
>>127274891
>All but one of my female combat team members have gunman
FUCK
>>127274926
It never existed
>>127274881
From memory, the guy said he wanted to brush ocelots hair and was worried about whether that was a bit fruity and it just sort of developed from there until he snapped and wanted to blow his cowboy cock.
>>127274891
honestly, what's with the scarcity of female recruits? Why do they have to be exclusive from a few rescues? Why can't we get them randomly as well?
Is that like an asian thing? I don't want to drink sake in a bath house full of old men all day!
>>127272803
>burned down village
>that area right after you free the little niglets
those are all i know of
where abouts are you at?
are there anymore of these
>>127275085
Because it's realistic.
>I'll suck ya dick if you get me out of this shithole
>>127275183
>you can put it in my shithole
>>127275313
yeah she said he could suck his dick
>>127275145
>realistic
oh yes, sure, I'll grab my space iPod with my bionic arm and call my invisible predator sniper gf if she saw any female recruits, and she just looks at me like I had lost my mind.
>>127275126
IIRC the mission where you free the kids from the mine has some bodies littered about the place as well.
>>127274301
>Were browser tabs even around in 2005?
Netscape Navigator had them in like 2002, before it even became Firefox
>>127275183
>>127275313
>Boaster
yeah, that'll happen.
My fob got attacked.
Check the log
The guy literally ran the entire time and didn't get spotted once on my level 59 FOB
Riiigghhhtttt
>>127274891
>>127275401
Still, when it comes to the game's depiction of the locations during that time, it's realistic..
>>127275485
Platform and name of subject?
>>127274891
>>127275512
>>127275514
You mean the hidden laboratories full of walking robots?
>>127275401
>take out binoculars
>focus on Quite
>call her
>see looks up, stops humming and gives you a thumbs up
It's the little things
>>127275485
Someone ran though my level 50 FOB is under 4 minutes.
>>127275639
randD scydive
>>127275708
>>127275719
Now you're just being stubborn. You know what I mean.
>>127275719
Not him, but it's a realistic interpretation of soviet occupation of an evacuated part of Afghanistan
Same with Africa. Shit looks exactly the same today
>>127275512
Where did you find that semen demon?
>>127276038
white mamba
>>127275512
>those stats
whoah!
>>127275974
how would I know, I've never been there.
>>127275876
Plat - form?
>>127276118
The prisoner in the hut across from the boat?
>>127276150
RandD platform.... LIke what? Do you mean PC?
>>127276127
Well I mean you're talking with so much authority, I figured you knew
>Agreed. That's why I was called. But one thing...
>What?
>I'm not a Colonel anymore, just a retired old warhorse.
>I understand... Colonel.
Why is SS such a bro? He didn't deserve any of the shit he got
>>127242458
What are you implying here?
>>127275485
at least he didn't teleport straight to the core
>>127276314
nah, I was just pointing out that "realistic" is kind of a lost cause in MG. At least plot-wise.
>I fucking love cocaine!
>>127276301
Jesus fuck. Yes I meant PC or which console
I read that as Randy Skydive. I think that's fling to be my name when I become a professional wrestler
The best thing about MGSV isSefanie Joosten
>>127276472
Metal gear had always been realistic in terms of location with the exception of the great expansive Russian jungle
>>127276428
Holy shit!
>>127276428
How far can you move in the frozen time.
>>127276535
PISH TASTE ON YOU MAN, FUCK UP
>>127276362
Solid Snake had a hard life.
>>127276491
>>127276282
What went wrong
>>127276428
>>127276670
>Intruder's name is DIO
>>127276712
Nice hat.
Was it a gift from Ocelot?
>>127276535
agreed
>>127276847
Consoles.
>>127276847
Last gen support.
>>127276878
No. It was from Tatyana
>>127276847
I think I had my setting turned down because I didn't think my generic Dell laptop would be able to handle it, or was everyone's like that.
>>127276764
>I never felt truly alive unless I was staring death in the face.
>It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.
>So... tell me Snake, what's your name? Your real name?
>A name means nothing on the battlefield.
Its ironic how people bash Old Snake's personality while it was really close to his original MGS1 personality. Sure it can be argued that he had a progress arc, but it was never seen in MGS2 and the same can be said about MGS4 yet everyone claims he's 'suddenly' this cynical/pessimistic old man
>>127277005
YER DA'S THROATS BEING CUT WI A BREADKNIFE
>>127277149
I recall, nor do I care enough to go and replay it to find out. No big deal to me
>>127276428
the man who sold ZA WORULDO
>>127277283
I don't recall
God fucking proofreading mother shit
If you look closely, you'll see my PF's insignia.
If I raided/raid you, I apologize.Who am I kidding, I have way more Ls that Ws ;_;
>>127276535
Completely agree.
so why doesn't konami give two fucks about hackers? They don't even fucking try to be subtle about it.
>>127276847
>>127277020
>>127277028
NO!
It's j-just different time of the day!! t-that must be!
consoles 4lyef!
Olive camo is the only one that looks good without the scarf imho senpai
>>127277787
I love baby's popped collar.
>>127277686
kek
i remember that shit
thanks consoles.
>>127277787
>Olive camo
>Camo
nigga that shit ain't camouflaging dick
>>127277686
>It's j-just different time of the day
Did [Extreme] Cloaked in Silence the hardway, to make up for the Fulton cheese in 11
>>127277787
your opinion is shit
>>127278002
>assassinating the enemy commander mission
>he's having lunch in a Mediterranean restaurant
>>127278067
fite me
>>127271964
I think Volgin just transcends sexuality because he was such a power hungry monster, he'd probably fuck/molest anything if it gave him any kind of power trip.
>>127278057
>Needing tank drops
How fucking bad are you at the game
Did the anon that tried to get quiet back by doing the extreme fight ever kill himself from that torture?
>>127273958
If you're a Scout you're supposed to be marking.
You mark way faster than the other classes and you get the E. Loc to help with marking.
You don't necessarily need to snipe.
I earn my points by being a run and gun, marking Scout.
It gets the job done even if the class isn't strictly built for that.
Why did BB go evil and war-hungry in MG2?
MGSV never explained this throughout
>>127278443
I used Fulton drops not tanks.
On the [Replay] however, of course I bombed the shit out of her, ain't nobody got time for that!
>>127278761
Ha
>>127278761
MGSV wasn't needed.
I can't stress this enough
Joost is a fucking cutie
>>127278884
>And he had such a combat high that he hallucinated a conversation with Big Boss.
Nice headcanon.
>>127271964
>Kojipro made an accurate modern rendition of human Volgin
>He has 10 seconds of screen time in a 50 hour game
>>127278057
>Didn't fight her wearing the SS camo
>Didn't use a psg-1 lookalike
>Probably didn't kill her at the end
son I am disappointed
>>127279039
Thanks.
>>127278972
Feel free to stop spamming the thread with your screenies anytime.
>>127278904
You technically did unlock the truth
>>127278420
>teen ocelot probably got diddled by volginI'm never sure if I love or hate thinking about it
>>127279107
I'm sorry I let you down
>>127279123
Almost done anon, love you too.
>>127278972
Feel free to continue your screenies.
>>127279225
If he did, it'd only even of been if Adamska wanted to. He's way to wiley to of been made to do it.
>"There are no facts, only interpretations."
>MGSV means literally whatever I want it to be
>>127279123
this thread would probably be half dead and boring otherwise
it would be annoying if it was all the time, but it definitely facilitates conversation
>>127279410
in my head it will always bejust a video game
>>127279446
I love them, theyre great pictures. There's just been a lot of them in a short period of time.
>>127277938
To be fair, in that screenshot the difference in lighting is the time of day. The ground is less detailed, but it' clearly happening at a later time, you get blue skies like that in the final game at 10-12 in the day.
I just realized I never used the XOF suit
>>127279353
You and me, we'll get along just fine.
>>127278972
she's adorable! ADORABLE!
>>127279604
what is that circle above the barrel opening for?
>>127278024
Right looks better.
Kaz and Joost are the king and queen of /mgg/ and I am so cool with that.
So I invaded a hacker, stole a lot of his staff and got this guy. Wut?
>>127279604
Do you thinkshe is cuter in the prologue or after?I think prologue.
>>127279757
I thought ocelot was the queen
>>127278972
>>127279642
>going through screenshots
>I accidentally took this
CUTE
>>127279723
slide spring
>>127279812
After. She looks terrible in the prologue, her hair looks fucking awful, and the face looks masculine and dumb as fuck.
>>127279757
Only the shitposting side of it.
Big Boss(John) and Ocelot are the real King and Queen.
>>127279807
Kikongo took Miller's job.
>>127279807
>Mother Base XO
He and Kaz have to fight to the death
>>127279642
If she came to kill me I'd probably be to entranced to fight back immediately
>>127279807
You're not suppose to be able to steal Finger, wtf?
postqts
>>127280018
thats not finger that's prowling slug
>>127279928
You got a problem with based Kaz?
>>127279807
Obviously they liked having a bunch of cool sunglasses dudes in their base.
Giving them the morale booster perk is actually not a bad idea.
>>127279807
>>127279936
>>127279947
these niggers on motherbase stealing our jobs
>>127279928
We're all quite aware John and Ocelot are in love. Is there any need to be so obnoxious and aggressive about it?
>>127280047
You first.
>>127279757
When will they fuck and create a perfect racist/homophobic hybrid
>>127280121
He did silly!
You have to click the box to show the image when it's spoilered like that.
>>127280018
If the owner doesn't Direct Contract them, you can probably steal them.
I've taken multiple Crimson Canines.
>>127280018
a cutest
>>127280047
>fb img
Are you one of those autists that post this shit on Facebook or are you just part of an autistic group?
>>127280093
theyre not, though
>>127280079
motherbased Kaz
>>127280047
>wanting the waifu to have damaged or scars
whats wrong with these people
>>127279812
I have to go with>>127279868
Though not because I think she looks terrible, but because I have a pony tail fetish
>>127279858
Nice!
>>127280310
it's images like this that make me appreciate the fox engine's lighting a lot more
>>127280215
I don't know what that gutter trash he posted was but it certainly wasn't a "qt" by any self-respecting person's standards.
>>127280121
excellent post, friend!
>>127280278
I put it as "Just Me" on facebook so I can download it to my phone, then delete it afterwards.
My laptops dead atm, otherwise I would use my memory stick.
>>127280324
If only we could fucking edit them after we've made them
>>127280324
>Not wanting a battle-hardened wife with cool scars
>Not wanting to trace their scars with your fingers
>>127280310
gotta love ocelot getting dommed
>>127280261
The cutest face she makes is when she is sitting, leans forward to look at you and makes a cutie face.
>>127280542
>>127280542
>>127280542
New thread boys, and yes I made it too soon after 750 posts
>>127280524
cute! CUTE!
By this time I had already been spoiled so this wasn't a surprise
>>127280521
I gotta and do. Especially off Kaz. Undoing poor Ocelot with his 4 inch tormentor
I just invaded an FOB with the Fisher Price skin and non lethal guards
>nerf or nothin
>>127280694
Continue on next thread.
>>127280614pls
>>127280047
>Hacking faggot goes into my FOB and insta-knocks out everyone
It's amazing how I was even alerted but he wouldn't die no matter how many bullets or rockets I fired.
I ended up just using a stun shotgun to stun him and fulton his ass out.