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CUTE
OPEN EMBED
Callie is very pretty!
>>127175152
If I hear one annoying squib ask for the discord link.
Callie is very STRONG!
>>127175339can i have a discord link plz
Any art of Callie with an Octobrush?
3 POSTS EARLY YOU FAGGOT AND YOU FORGOT THE DISCORD
>>127175295
It's true
where the f*** are the squads at...
>>127175397
>plz
>not plox
i don't even anymore
here take a random pic
>>127175506
discord
>>127175530
triggerfish'd
>>127175281
>You see this ass
>I am touching this ass
>It belongs to me
>You can't have it
>You will never touch it
>Because if you try to I'll fucking kill you
>This is my ass and my ass only
>>127175726
ooo
big bad marie
gonna what, crush me under her body?
do you think they'll ever add like a pop idol outfit like a mini version of the ones callie and marie wear?
its time...
https://www.random.org/
>>127175936
But then there'd be no reason to wear anything else.
>>127175936
her face looks so punchable
>>127176087
Holy shit my heart
>>127175973
>tfw no hero weapons.
>>127175973
>greater chance of getting some weapons because they have more numbers backing them
>4x chance to roll 52 deco or inkbrush
this always bothered me. but it's not a big deal and I appreciate you making this
>>127175936
Never because Inkling boys exist and it would be too hard for the devs to make a male version.
>>127176109
you really are worse than the mariefag
at least they had a passion for something, not a vendetta against
>>127176361
those are reskins desu
>>127176087
Why does marie look so sad? ;-;
>>127176510
Her vagina won't stop bleeding
>>127176450
At least this guy wasn't autistic enough to shit on the drawfag by uploading a crappy edit.
Marie is the best
better than the rest
has a bigger chest
i hope everyone had a great new year's! this mimammema sure did.
may the rest of the year go just as well!... or better, if you weren't feeling so great, today!
fun fact: the arrow is called a kabura-ya, or a turnip arrow, and is said to ward off evil spirits for the coming year!
>>127176945
>Marie will never have tentacles that are this fat
why live
Reposting because I didn't realize the thread was maxed out:
...Anonymous
01/01/16(Fri)20:38:59 No.127176574
Was having connection issues, but from the handful of matches I got to play with the new Octobrush I really enjoyed it. It's pretty ink hungry though so might wanna run some Saver sets.
Though I'm by no means an expert.
>>127176996
>tfw you will never have new years with a mimammema
>>127176510
Marie lost all joy to be had in life long ago.
>>127177027
autism
>>127176996
I was about to say. This was missing.
>>127177027
autism incarnate desu
>>127176996
It's always a joy to read your posts
>>127176510
She can see the future.
Anyone just playing some Turf or even Squads? B- here but I'd be up for some new friends or something. NNID: DeebraSplats
Let's see if this works
>>127177357
Added. I'd like if we got a quad squad going.
>>127176996
>>127177482
>a fresh mimenmamenmieminme AND more comic from translator anon
and people say /ink/ is no good anymore.
>>127177745
Just remember to ignore and report shitposting.
>>127177357
Fuck it, I'll play.NNID: GoombaFromMario
>>127176945
Now if only she could pass thatpregnancytest
>leaping to a platform too early when mahi mahi changes
>shitshitshit
>land knee deep in water
>survive
totally intentional
>>127177482
I liked it better when Callie and Marie weren't forbidden lovers and instead it was just all in Agent 3's dirty little mind.
>>127177872
Come join the squad!
>only B- with 3 S's
I-I'm not nervous.
Somebody on my team named Thryak. Should that name ring any bells? Could've sworn I'd heard it here before.
>all of us are using short ranged weapons
oh fuck
>>127178673
Away we go, for better or worse.
>>127178854
Thigh rack is prettyshit
>>127179020
anudder 1 bites d-dust
>>127179020
>>127179020
FUCK CALLIE
>>127179257
FUCK CALLIE
SEX WITH MARIE
>>127179257
'S SISTER MARIE
>>127179257
In what position
Does anyone else watch old stream vods that you have saved up and pretend that your the one playing, and notflc? I usually grab a Wii remote and nunchuk and and try to imagine what it's like to actually win for once
>tfw you will never be flc
>tfw you will never be good
>tfw I will never get my gamepad fixed
Jesus Christ I did terrible.Then again that was literally the first Squad match I've ever played.
>>127179020
>CUM IN MY ASS WHEN I CUM IN YOUR MOUTH
am i missing something here
>>127179474dezlyis just acting up again don't worry hell be fine
>>127179257
Why would anybody want to fuck a skinny little tart covered in hard muscles and bumps? Get a big poofy girl instead
>>127179474
im having a sleepover with tim we just came up with some bull shit lol now we have tickle fight
FUCKDADDY
>>127179474
Squids have no bones.
>>127179583
How come Mariefags get the one people think is thick
This is bullshit
>>127179602
>12:47
>before this post which is 12:46>>127179603
>>127179583
Marie is gasping for air after five minutes.
Callie goes for it all night long.
>>127179583
Marie would look so good with muscles. The bodytype wouldn't mesh with her personality at all but somehow the thought of it is so satisfying. I bet she'd go for aesthetics over raw power.
Hey /ink/, I've been away a couple of weeks. What'd I miss besides the great Christmas ennewbening?
>>127178895
Deebra here, I've got another in me then I gotta dash for a brief moment. Sorry for being a detriment so far. I'm not good enough to be going up against these Jap S-Ranks.
>>127179837
This
>>127179845
Truth be told she wouldn't be unfit either, granted she's had just as much experience in the Octopus war as Callie has.
The difference is her specialty is sitting and waiting for targets while Callie is running around bludgeoning heads with a giant stick.
They both dance for 24 hours straight.
>>127180170
How... horrible? Also why complain about it here and not there? Are you afraid people will judge you?
>>127180170
Discord needs an Off topic Channel for that sort of thing.
>Discord faggots circlejerk their game discussion in the Discord only
>same Discord faggots come to the thread to complain about their Discord
Good job guys. We're almost the worst general now.
>>127180012
Don't worry about it. We're all playing like shit.
>>127180472
Nah its still pretty good. We just need to ignore the Discordfags and allow them to vent.
sex with alice
Well fuck. I ain't cut out for this S Rank bullshit it looks like.
>>127180547
Going massively negative is always a detriment though. I'm just gonna stick to Turf Wars, aha.
Sex!
how to balance chargers
>remove hitmarker when scoped on a player
thats it. its stupid how a long range weapon as good as a charger can determine where players are just by looking at them. would help a shitton in modes like tower control where you have to sit still or stay in a confined space.
>>127180662
It just takes time, anon.Try rainmaker, it's the easiest ranked mode in my opinion.
>>127180628
It's a good idea to wait until you're S till you squad. That way you don't have to worry about losing points and you'll probably be good enough by then to hold your own
>>127179406
>You will never guide Callie through the ins and outs of what makes sex good
>>127180613
I don't use the Discord. I made an account to spy on it.
>>127180628
nobody is. 90% of the squads you go up against are japstacks or clanfags who do their best to mimic japstacks. its a bit of a disadvantage, but its free money when you get into S.
3/4 squad
Need one more
AddSuburbanWhiteKid
>>127180613
>if they had the squid sister's outfits for PCs woomies would get Marie's skirt and spaghettis Callie's pantaloons
>tfw you will never dress up your woomy like Callie
>>127180876
Yeah I thought I was a little better than 2-11 tho.At least I can always go body 8 year olds in For Glory I guess.
>>127177357
Sent a request, even though I don't squad that often I really enjoy joining in on turf wars if you dont mind.
>>127175973
>roll range blaster
>try not to cry
Custom E-Liter 3K Scope
Dynamo Roller
.96 Gal Deco
Luna Blaster Neo
>>127181329
>posting lewd
baka
>>127181329
why mariefags gotta be like this
>>127181329
LEWD
DELETE THIS
Any squads?
>>127181524
They follow a known degenerate
>>127181668
Just filled up the only squad. Sorry.
>>127181558
shut up baka. It helps the pipe cleaner go up my urethra smoothly
POST CUTE SQUID
>>127181329
>>127181672
>porndump time
>>127181672
>>127181329
>>127181329
>You will never be Callie
>You will never feel Marie push her breasts against yours
>>127181736
ONLY ONE SQUAD lol this general is deda
>>127181971
>Marie will never diddle you in the shower
when does yuro splatfest end?
>>127182218
About a day from now.
>>127182218
about 12 hours
>>127182137
>you will never swap outfits with Marie for the Splatfest
>>127182770
>Marie will never gaze at you with hungry eyes as she watches you change your clothes, gradually moving closer to your exposed form
>>127181780
Why is that inkling standing next to a dead giant squid?
>>127182060
Squad is 3/4 now if you still want to join
My ID is here >>127180915
>>127181089
Added, I'd be up for some lazy turf wars~
Reminder lovey dovey is the only good romance
>>127183082
>dead
What is this weird headcanon of yours?
Haven't played since July. What are the changes I need to know about? Best new weapons?
>>127183321
Ssjr still reigns supreme
>>127183272
That's sovanillaanon.
>>127183321
Aero meme range got buffed because the Splatoon devs are retards. It's pretty much a good weapon all around now
>>127183304
Squid hat off = ded.
>>127183428
Hey, vanilla is a good flavor
>>127183421
For real? I don't remember it being that good.
>>127183272
Personally I love the idea of them still sharing a bed, despite both being straight.
>>127183483
I used the Aerospray RG before I stopped playing
>>127183634
>you will never bathe with callie
it hurts
>>127183737
>>127183552
They're messing with you
96 gal and 52 gal are gods. And e liter if you can use it. A lot of people would argue the Luna Blaster is broken
>>127183552
it's not
Is anyone from the squad in here?
Should we just leave?
>>127183950
Sounds good
>>127183950
Gonna have to dip out. My dad just died.
>>127183950
As soon as I say that someone joins.
>>127183819
>You will never snuggle with Callie in the bath, while she investigates that hard pointy thing above your legs
>Callie will never give you an involuntary handjob
>>127184112
Why do this to me anon
someone make a squad
>>127184112
I want a fic of this but it better be in the "investigating a different species" way and not the "Callie is mentally 3 years old" retarded headcanon way
>>127184070
Happy to here.
Are serious right now? 2?
>>127175973
Ronald McDonald says eh
>>127184570
you have to be 18 faggot
>>127176410
You are aware they made a male version of the squid girl outfit, right?
>>127184871
A full body dress isn't quite as unisex as a shoulderless leotard.
>>127185149
The boy looks so retarded with that hat
>>127185236
Autism cap to contain his autism
>>127185236
It looks like a fucking condom.
Why is team money so bad, this is the first splatfest where I got out of toasty.
>Be on Wiscy's team
>Win
>Not on his team
>Die horribly
>>127165690
>mfw I squished a half done splatling so I'd have enough to make that lewd woomy today
thatsso/dezly/tia
need one more idiot
nnid: tiabutt
:^)
>>127185542
kill yourself senpai
I want tomassageCallie's boobs
>>127185542
full now
I want todateCallie'ssister
>>127185653
Me too, anon
>>127185542
either go back to the discord or show us your feet
>>127185653
Does this feel good for girls?
I know I like my pecs massaged after a workout~
I am filled with disappointment, post cute squids
>>127185792
What's the appeal to masochism?
>>127185936
>>127186095
>you can see her bald head
fucking disgusting
>>127186095
This image makes me thirsty
>>127186147
can't unsee
>>127185636
>>127185885
>>127186147
Son of a bitch
There are people in the discord that don't know what the N-Zap 89 is.
>>127186249
kill yourself tia
Did the Secret Santa collage ever get posted?
>>127186296
>>127186296
There are people in the discord that don't know what love is.
>>127186301
Rude! Sir, tell me your name so I can have you banned on the discord
I'm expecting troll responses but what is this discord thing everyone keeps talking about?
>>127186296
Thatso to be specific
>>127186046
>he doesnt like masochism unironically
>>127186453
Not when it's married to me.
>>127186348
last thread
>>127186392
c.a.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>127185149
Meh, they still altered the entire thing aside from the shoes. I'm sure they'd be willing to do it again.
That being said, I'd prefer Octarian dlc.
>>127186437
Never heard someone refer to it as "The 89"
Plus it's irrelevant
>>127186621
Same
>>127186621
>You will never tell Callie to turn around and close her eyes, as you rub her back with one hand and your dick with the other
>>127186249
marie is a qt
tia is a qt
>>127175152
Anyone got the recommened skills for weapons thing? I'm looking for ideas.
>>127186429
Discord is like skype but better somehow
>>127186796
Commit suicide. You are an embarrassment to this general and one of the worst players I've seen.
>>127187015
There is no correct way to use a weapon. You use it however you feel best fits your style.
>>127187004
why would she have to close her eyes?
>>127187004
>>127187015
still looking for a good DS set, curious about what people are running on the nouveau as well
>thread is nothing but Callie
>>127186796
you're irrelevant, you sad disgusting scarthophile.
>>127187264
Nothing wrong with that
>>127187142
Because then she won't notice Marie sucking you off until you're ready for her tentacles.
>>127187047
Yet he thinks he's above D&D players, what human garbage.
>>127187264
That's because Calliefags love to show off their strange obsession with Callie.
>>127187264
This is right; we need to give second best girl some love too.
>>127186379
Underrated post.
>>127187219
I'm running Ink Saver Main, Damage Up and Ink Resistance Up as mains with Special Saver, Swim Speed Up and Ink Saver Main as my subs for the Nouveau. Curious to see what other people are using for it though.
>>127187465
why would you perform such an act if it wasn't a product of both of your love?
it's not just about the sexual gratification, you know.
I wasn't paying attention. What was he rank of those squids we just stomped?
>>127187720
That's about what I figured. Swim Speed, Damage, Special Saver, Ink Recovery, Ink Resistance, Ink saver and Bomb range are what I was considering but I wouldn't know what to include or what order to put them in until I see a few sets or play with it enough myself.
>>127187790
Assuming you're in my squad and not a different one
2 S ranks and 2 A somethings
>>127187732
Because Callie's only redeemable quality is the size of her tentacles? There's nothing else to like about her
>>127187520
Quite so. Simply the embodiment of autism in its finest form. A shitty excuse for a human.
>>127187264
Seeing Marie cheers me up
Blaster Tier List:
Rapid Blaster
Luna Blaster Deco
Luna Blaster
Rapid Blaster Deco
Rapid Blaster Pro
Custom Range Blaster
Custom Blaster
Rapid Blaster Pro Deco
Blaster
Range Blaster
>>127188226
piss-poor
>>127187930
to a certain point, i have to respect people's opinions.
but when you say something so brash and insensitive, i'm morally obligated to fight you.
put 'em up mate
>>127188226
>Luna Blaster Deco
>>127188478
happy thanksgiving slowpoke
>>127187930
Are we talking about the same Squid?
>>127188550
It's easter
Marie's fun to draw with her hair down.
>>127188642
good art
So...Anyone want to squad??
GGs squad.
>>127188642
That's a good length
>>127188778
>>/discord/
>>127188871
where is this so called discord
>>127188642
I love the way you draw her !
>>127188642
Dunno if you could do one of her/them without the hats? They're ridiculously cute that way.
>>127188992
Discarded
I sexually identify as an squid kid. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of swimming over the battlefields dropping hot sticky ink loads on disgusting octoscum. People say to me that a person being a squid and a kid at the same time is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install tentacles and an ink tank on my body and I will paint the area around my eyes black. From now on I want you guys to call me “Squig” and respect my right to be fresh and splatting needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a woomyphobe and need to check your cephalopod privilege.
My deepest desire is to grab a squid loli and perform the scary angry non-consensual deep sex until she has a hueg gaping vagina the size of a hallway, then I'd get the Squid Sisters and leave them covered in hot ink leaking from their buttholes which would be sagging like a wizard's sleeve.
Thank you for being so understanding
it's her!!!
>>127188992
https://discordapp.com/invite/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm
>>127189191
>>127189161
Last bit wasn't necessary. Gotta stick to the pasta man.
Marie!?
>>127189373
Ssshhh you can't stop my heat's desires, famm
>>127189191
>>127189379
>>127189379
Would Marie be into BDSM?
>>127189379there's not nearly enough gigantic tit art of splatoon
Maries heavy breasts!
>>127189615
She'd be into smothering at the very least.
>>127189668
You're telling me, I'd love to see Marie's dress trying to handle some titantic tits as she dances.
>>127189692
Marie belittling Callie over the one perk she has over her!
>>127189692
why are her boobs so floaty
>>127189892
Why would Callie be jealous of her pillow?
is there anything saltier than marie?
You know, with all this C+M fanart, I'm surprised there isn't one of them getting married
Cold winter walks with Marie!
>>127190195
Or so you thought
>>127190195
You clearly haven't been looking hard enough.
damn I thought we had reset their timer right before they took the lead
>>127190195
Sure there is.
>>127190315
Marie makes a great KGB agent.
>>127190315
That's not very cute winter fashion
>>127190195
Sisters are for smooching and naked hugs, not marriage.
>>127190315
I wish we had this kind of clothing
Cuddling Marie!
Hey euroop, how'd the splatfest go? Is it over yet?
>>127190645
I wonder who feeds judd and takes care of his other kitty cat needs? Callie is the obvious answer but I like to think he's capn cuttlefish's pet or something.
>>127190703
Having no reason to live without Marie!
>>127190832
Moneyfag here, it's been alright only seem to lose dittos so thats good. It's on for another 12 hours or so.
>>127190890
He has sleepovers with Marie and Callie.
They also eat cereal together while watching saturday morning cartoons.
>don't know what discord is
>finally find out
>check it out
>bum's dick
y
>>127191369
Fucking Splatoon discussion, am I right?
REMOVE FUCKING SPLAT ZONES
FUCKING RETARDS THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PAINT THE GROUND. I WISH I COULD KILL THESE PEOPLE AND GET RID OF THEIR DUMBASSERY
Kissing Marie!
>>127191606
Slipping a finger into Marie's cunt instead of kissing her!
>>127191606
>not fucking her and filling her with hot monkey dick juice
>not then forever use her as a breeding platform for the supreme squid-monkey race
>>127191508
How to play splat zones
>rush and take both zones
>hold for about a minute
>someone on their team rambos in and takes the zones
>lose because of comeback timer
alternatively
>they take the zone
>not a single speck of your teams ink to be seen
>specials always up just in case you make it past the trenches
>at least one e-liter with 3 damage ups to hold off any and all stragglers
if someone's willing i'd happily trade turf wars for the bullshit in ranked
>>127191945
If you knew the way squids reproduce, you'd know that would be beyond impossible. Also she'd probably die if you tried.
>>127192078
would cum melt them?
i mean, we have water, i bet we humans could literally spit a hole side to side through a woomy
>>127187720
I'm running bomb range main, cold blooded, and ink res with damage up, ink recovery, and swim speed subs
probably not ideal but it's working for me so far
Callie is the diminutive form of "Calliope", which means "beautiful-voiced"
>>127192218
Well female squids don't have vaginas, so you'd have to impale her with your dick... it's how they lay their eggs already fertilized. Compatibility isn't really a factor here.
You know...the bamboozler is surprisingly fun and unexpectedly deadly.
FUCKING SHITTEEEEEERS
S IS INFESTED WITH ABSOLUTE SHITTEEEERS
>>127192218
They don't normally dissolve in water. That just happens so they don't drown, like when they poof after too big of a fall or because they went out of bounds.
>>127192320
And Callie itself literally means 'The most beautiful'.
Marie meanwhile means 'Bitter'.
You can't make this stuff up.
>>127192320
No surprises there
Reminder to ignore and report.
>>127192351
I acquired a strange kind of cancer fighting a full damage up bamboozler.
>>127192705
Tell which posts great and wise one.
>>127192534
>It's in Marie's namesake to be irritable and bitchy
How about that
goodnight callie
>>127193154
The shitty ones.
>>127193495
Have a good one anon
>nip literally jumps and falls into water, only to bounce back onto the edge like he never missed the jump
Oh for fuck's sake
>>127193495
I want to roll over in bed and kiss Callie on the forehead
>>127194785
Who wouldn't
Does anyone have a guide on Jumping and shooting (needs name)?
>>127194946
Fuck
>>127195024
you mean vertical boosting and horizontal ink deployment, right
>>127192948
What does damage up do for bambozzler?
>>127194946
Keep discord garbage in discord
>>127195024
>>127195103
V.T.O.S.
vertical take off and shoot
>>127194085
>splat nip
>5 seconds later a splat bomb appears out of fucking nowhere before exploding instantly and splatting me
>splatted by splat bomb
>camera focuses on them just respawning
What the fuck does that shit look like on their fucking screen?
Why are squid boys so cute?
Is it because i'm gay?
>>127195665
On their screens we are more frozen then Walt Disney's corpse
>>127194946
>that guy in the corner
Anyone want to squad?
I actually like Moray RM
NNID: Ryeker
>>127195693
ngyes
>>127195693
Not necessarily.
I think cats are cute but I don't want to fuck a cat.
>>127194946
>can we keep the woomy
>>127195105
With enough damage up it brings a full charge shot to 99.9 on people without defense.
If anyone so much as gets a speck of your teams ink on them, its a one hit kill weapon.
>Finally deranked to A+ since the August patch
Time to commit sudoku
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I KNOW I'M A SQUIB BUT I'M B+ NOW THESE FUCKERS SHOULD KNOW THEY'RE NOT IN TURF WAR
STOP INKING THE FLOOR ON THE FUCK ALL CORNERS OF THE MAP AND COME HELP MOVE THE FUCKING FISH
>>127197178
>tfw my goal was to reach A before leaving for college
>tfw finally reached A after months of trying
>Never play Ranked again
The best feeling is satisfaction in the limit of your own abilities.
>>127189161
>>127195693
Because you got good taste
>>127197696
What does freshness sound like?
>>127197937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuTPGfMVDB0
I want to swim with a great zapfish
i finally climbed out of A+
What's the point of these threads, when majority of squads are formed and kept only in Discord?
>>127199870
WAIFU POSTING
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>>127199985
>>127199870
Because you can form squib squads here.
Post your squid and I'll consider drawing themMy drawing skills are mediocre just forewarning
>>127200331
pls
>>127200331
Draw her doing a squat.
>>127199831
welcome to the perpetual hell that is newly-S.
may the damage stacking chargers and octoshots be kept to a minimum during your stay.
>>127200331
>>127200505
-fat
>>127200331
>>127199870
Because if you only have your circle jerk there is no new blood
>>127200331
>>127200536
who?
>>127200830
ThIS is GOOOD good shittttttttttttttt
>>127201106
I'd wimwam her womby
>>127201203
>not wimwamming this semen demon
>>127200714
>>127201602
now THIS guy has taste
>>127200714
Wannabe Tim, how pathetic.
>>127201741
>>127201602
Its shit
>>127201845
tim doesnt even have that shirt anymore
I don't know if you're here Ela, but I'm done for the night.
GGs. Let's do it again sometime.
>>127201602
>Kaede
>There are people who genuinely paid real money to get beat by Japanese players tomorrow
>>127201992
Your taste is shit
>>127202129
Ggs, friendo
We had a rough start but we won the last ones.
>>127202167
>Being Thatso
>>127202301implying Thatsso gives a rat's ass about you
>>127202413
>implying I care what Thatso thinks about me
>>127202413
ThatsSo has no self confidence
Every mean thing said to him hits him dead in the centre of his cold, hollow heart
>>127202561
But he pretends not to care. It's pathetic
>>127202561
-thatssso
>>127202608
hahahahahaahahhhhha niigaar is you werwe half the man thatt MOTHERFUCKING BIG DICK sso is you d be ZEUS knawnsayin man hahahakK... thatsso's longnstrong moster shlong is gon whip you like a snale get th4e CAMERAAA
>>127202561
Aren't those statements kinda contradictory?
Like, how do you hurt someone with a "cold, hollow heart"
>>127202301Not me
About $480 + $270
I have nothing pressing to buy but no money coming in
Stop talking about these faggots on discord. This is like a tripfag circlejerk.
>>127202918
It's cold but also hollow
Duh
>>127203064
I agree.
>>127203139
burn tbhfam
>>127203161
Not me ayyyyyyyyyy
>>127203180
>Burn
>Cold
Choose one
>>127203064
Is he right?
If /ink/ hates the discord so much why do we keep posting about it?
>>127203379
memes
>>127203331
me
my trip pass is tim
Cute squid boys
>>127203379
because the same 3 faggots from the discord keep replying to each other
>>127203452
>not being one with the literal god, ThatsSo
this discord is conducting a shitposting raid
you have been informed
>>127203631
Simply epic XDD what a pro team of professional memers, let me join guyz!
>>127203631
These are the same people who said they prefer names so that can see who is shitposting
Stop this garbage
>>127203716
who the fuck said that
i didn't say that
Remember when /ink/ used to be about splatoon?
>>127203806
Don't remember. Can't you just scroll up in the chat? I thought everything was archived.
Reminder that shitposting about things ruining the thread ruins the thread
what happened to that guy who was going to a house party with wealthy people
he never delivered those pictures
>>127203943
nigga what
>>127203995
yesterday around this time a guy was bragging that he was going to be spending new years with celebrities and millionaires in hollywood or something at a house party "in a few hours" and promised pictures for proof
>>127204059
He posted a few in the discord but literally no one cared
>>127204059
It was probably a setup to rob, kill and rape him. We might not see him for a while
>>127204167
Wasnt me. That was just a dinner I went yo.
>>127204167
Literally didn't happen
>>127204203
Sounds like a lot of work for a staby rapey
Post them
good night
>>127204508
>memosprays
>>127204508
>http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
>down
nice job anon
>>127204613
You need a Gold Squid account to see it
>Get friend request from random japanese player
>Check their friends list
>Only non-Japanese people are me and another /ink/ player
>On Splatnet they're putting up fucking ridiculous scores
>They're also following me on miiverse (And not the other /ink/ player)
D-did I impress them or something?
>>127204659
Where do I pay??
>>127204663
Commit suicide thatso
>>127204663
Are they the nozzlenose guy
>>127204663
go to bed thatsso
>>127204742
>>127204778
Ayyy
>>127204752
Not sure who you mean
Not sure what they were using when I ran into them but they look to be an octoshot main
>>127204683
The friendly merchant in the alley
>>127204914
Spykey Kikey Niggery Mikey?
>>127204961
Thats the one
Is Splatoon already dead?
>>127205069
He raped me desu
>>127185328
He's always prepared for sex, but sex never comes with his condom hat.
>>127205108
Hot
>>127205161
I like you
>>127205339
We got so much in common.
>>127200625
Here's your squid, kiddo
>>127205760
10/10 pose
>Been playing the game non-stop since Christmas
>Just got A rank
Splatling is carrying me I swear to god
>>127205760
Thanks drawfriend
>>127205092
The servers seem to be down.
I haven't reached Queen yet! Noo!
They'll extend Splatfest to give people a little more time, right?
>>127205760
thanks for truly being a drawfag
Who were these kids anyway?
>>127207285
Faggots
>>127204508
>>127207305
Girls can't be faggots anon
>>127207285
How come Callie and Marie were able to keep their human forms at such a young age, while all of the other squibs couldn't?
>>127207392
You should really take better care of your fingers, anon.
>>127205760
Did you go to art school?
>>127207562
naw Im too stronk at this point to give a damn
>>127207392
Brush user goals.
Do you also use it in ranked? How does that go for you?
>>127207676
heres an old picture, but I do decently, closest I got to S+ was 89
>>127207471
An Inklings ability to hold themselves together in a hominid form isn't dependant on age, rather it's about practice. It's just usually around 14 years that they're able to master their own constuct. All this says is Callie and Marie were experts at a much earlier stage; only furthering the point that they're something extra special.
But I still don't get the relevance of the eyes.
>>127207737
I'M GOING TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS ANON, YOU GLORIOUS FUCKER
>>127207737
what sort of build would you use for the new octobrush
>>127207910
Max Quick Jump so you can escape once you realize you're using a shit weapon
>>127207965
like this?
>>127207965
>>127207910
Speed shit, str too
I still prefer the inkbrushes over octos just for the speedy inkbrush runs
>Tfw I actually prefer Discord posting to the waifu shitposting
Face it Marie and Callie are both fuckugly retarded squid beasts. Might as well go fuck a horse desu.
>>127207737
Was there a specific ranked mode you'd wait for or did you try it all?
>>127208108
You could always discuss the discord on the discord and leave this wretched place alone. Everyone wins!
>>127208147
I play whatever whenever Im in the mood to play
I got to A+ 99 before S rank came out with just the normal inkbrush
>The server is currently either undergoing maintenance or experiencing heavy demand.
So, servers down?
>>127207737
SAMURAI
A
M
U
R
A
U
>>127208108
agreed. too old. squidlolis for the win!
>>127208284
Not agreed, but feel free to post some.
>>127208360
I'm on mobile, sorry friend. If I open my computer now I'll never get to sleep. I post enough of them here as it is - maybe again tomorrow/at a later time.
I should update that college, too...
>>127208465
No worries then; in hindsight any kind of Squid posting beats incessant discord posting.
>>127208465
Make sure to imgur gallery it
Heres the collage again for anyone who missed it
>>127208809
It's just a squidloli Miiverse collage. Only one image. Will update it and try to post an updated version soon.
>>127208841
>That brown inkling's tight spats and silky tummy that MiiMii drew
MY DICK
>>127209046
I'm too distracted by how blatantly stolen it is from the Ika Musume's artists art.
>>127208841
Everyone can draw better than me.:<
>>127209158
masahiro anbe's work? how so? link?
>Playing regular matches because I'm bored
>Get all japs
>My team is nothing special, but the other team was something else entirely
>Every single person on that team was a complete idiot, running into certain doom, running in circles while shooting at the sky, I'm pretty sure there was only one enemy inkstrike that whole match
>Three of us corner the enemy at their spawn while some fuckboi covers turf
>Match ends 70 to 10 in turf covered
For 3 whole minutes, I had no sides.
>>127209158
What do you mean
>>127209525
When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no
>>127209231
>>127209525
Style looks the same, but if he means it's traced I'm not finding what it's traced from.
>>127209687
not really imo. lines aren't as thick among other differences.and much more cameltoe + spats :3
Anyone getting Nintendo server issues? Getting an unusual error message. Can't tell if it's my problem or not.
>>127209987
Yeah, servers are down
>>127209987
>>127210041
Kinda regret taking a break now. How much longer should the Splatfest be going for?
>>127209589
>EU Splatfest
>entire server system is dead
Well then. I guess I'll go watch Ghostbusters.
>>127210907
Scratch that, it's back up now.
>>127210907
>Eu finally gets a good splatfest
>servers rupture
Its always something
>>127211094
>tfw have no tentacles to hold onto
>>127209987
>>127210041
Must be Euro servers only or something
I'm a burger and I've been playing for the past nine hours or so without incident
>>127211550
>this Splatfest
>good
>actually the worst theme ever
>>127211772
splatoon.nintendo.net is down too, maintenance error
>>127211838
>the worst theme ever
North pole vs south pole wins that one
>>127211869
nah, I liked that one. south pole for the win! it was pretty much polar bears vs penguins anyway
servers are down, they're working on it
https://mobile.twitter.com/Nintendo/status/683227614824148992
Sure could go for some squid porn right about now
>>127211838
Personal satisfaction vs Material satisfaction is a pretty good dilemma.
Also it ties into New Years resolutions for the season, so it's probably one of the best EU topics.
>>127212089
Just say how hard or how soft you want it.
>Kotaku
>>127212198
Fuck everything about this. Gratifying someone for unveiling secrets the company had wanted to be kept a surprise? Someone obviously doesn't understand what made Nintendo special.
>>127212198
>She
>>127212383
The website only lives thanks to clickbait and controversy
>>127204508
>>127188226
nah
Luna
Custom Range
Rapid Pro Deco
Neo Luna
Blaster
Custom
Rapid Deco
Range
Rapid
Rapid Pro
>>127212487
Wouldn't injesting opposing ink be lethal?
Post 'em.
>>127212657
no, dying to opposing ink is just in the rules of battle/turf war
>>127212089
Define porn
servers back up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qT2djQ3mjDk
>>127200779
This, without new players then there's nothing new when the game runs out of new content.
>>127213008
>link from leddit
>>127203064
It's what happens now that the Octobrush Nouveau is boring.
>>127203251
I choose freezer burn
>>127213332
No, link from my subscriptions
>>127203924
They never learn.
>>127205760
Oppan Gangnam Style
Ayyyyyyy Lmao
>>127207737
Hiromoot
>>127207909
Callie and Marie's long lost cousin.
>you will never bully rich Marie
>you will never be bullied by fit Callie
>why live
>>127213779
Yo, let's lay off on the bants until the results are in.
>>127212383
I hate data miners who do all the magic ripping and find all the goodies and share everything except how they do it.
I wanna be able to do it myself.
>Triple kill with a careless Suction Bomb
Name a better feeling.
>>127214403
Triple Kill with an Ink Mine on the tower when you're in overtime about to take the lead and all your teammates are dead and you only have an Aerospray RG.
Kinda disappointed there can never be nearly as much uproar here as there is during the US Splatfest. Having a lot of fun with this one.
Oh yeah? Tell that to damage stacking E-Liter and Carbon assassins and Dynamo flickers
>that one teammate hanging in spawn polishing up one tiny puddle of ink while the rest of the entire map is covered in it
thanks buddy you sure are helping
>>127215057
Needs a Eurochan.
All the activity seems to be on Miiverse.
>>127215331
It sure is helping if this is turf war. A perfectly inked base can sometimes steal the win if the enemy is so focused on pushing your team back they leave their base uninked. I had a match like that on Port Mackerel that the enemy lost even though they pushed our ink in because one of their side alleys were completely uninked.
>>127215383
Nah, just more active Europeans.
>This Level 8 Squib going 15/4 with the Splattershot Jr
Holy shit Hemi, take it easy.
>>127215952
It's an alt account.
Never take low levels for granted.
>>127216000
Level means nothing.
Rank means nothing.
I've had a surprisingly easy time this Splatfest. I've just hit Fitness Queen and our team won at least 90% of matches.
>>127216707
They look like men with tits. That may be your jam, but it's certainly not mine.
>>127216703
I really, really don't want to get overly confident. But this Splatfest has been really easy. Cash strapped Squibs as far as the eye can see.
>>127216703
>tfw could've been at 171 snails by now.
>>127217132
Wow; you could've used that to roll a whole 2 clothings.
Gyaru/10?
>Fighting a Money team with nobody higher than level 15
>Level 11 with an E-Liter
>One Carbon and two Splat Rollers
>Rapid fire when you get too close
>Rolling towards you aimlessly
>Not even running from my bombs
>It's the same thing round after round
I-I feel sick in my stomach. Lord knows how many Squibs were slaughtered on this day.
>>127218260
Yes definitely
Post your fave combos.
>>127219585
Callie and Marie
>>127219585
Splash-O-Matic with leather jacket and goggles.
>>127216703
I feel like anyone who chose fitness is likely to be older than those who chose money
At some point self-improvement becomes a little more important
>>127219802
I'd be obliged to believe you. It's a massacre out there.
So many new young players thanks to Christmas also helps.
>>127219953
>new young players thanks to Christmas
this,
popular teams will be disadvantaged for a while.
>>127202259
I see this all the time. Gotta ask, what the hell is happening?
>>127219585
Hank from Nintendome singlehandedly ending the gas mask fashion crisis.
>>127175152
>>127220724
Pokémon trainer Woomy would like to battle!
I've never noticed this image on SplatNet before. Cute.
Mari
>>127220886
Pokemon Trainer Woomy sends out Inkay
This gives me chills. This place is spooky as fuck without all the kids/squids at night.
>>127221260
>fingerbanging a Woomy in a deserted Underpass late at night when nobody's around
>her voice occasionally crying out and causing an echo
>>127221224
Shit, is that one of the new ones? I only played the first generation.
>>127221260
Most of the maps are pretty eerie in recon when it's just you and music. That gets magnified tenfold when it's night.
>>127221724
>when it's just you and no music*
Anyone feel like squadding? Anything/anyone allowed, though I have to warn you I'm a shitter.
Nnid:Rumpelteazer
>you will never give a sobbing callie a shoulder to cry on, holding her and telling her everything will be alright, the two of you gently swaying back and froth while she lets her emotions out
maybe i need a shoulder to cry on
>>127221584
I bet you can't even name all 150 original pokemon, fake genwunner
>>127221946
>back and forth
hopefully callie isn't rabid
>>127221965
I used to be able to name all 151 original pokemon in pokedex order.
>>127221965
mfw pokemon was so hype even my mom could name all 151 and we had a fucking framed poster with all on em hanging in the kitchen.
>>127221887
I would if I wasn't stuck in permanent Turf War.
>>127221224
Mega Heracross used Megahorn!
>>127222208
>megahorn megacross
>>127222360
Do you expect me to use Pin missile?
>>127221946
God DAMNIT anon; these are the feels I feel the most.
>>127222459
yes i do because
>having more than one mega
also get walled senpai
>>127222594
Who brings an Inkay and Chesnaught in the same battle?
>>127222715
got a problem with my mon choices?
>>127222715
People with good taste
>>127222168
Gotta get those snails anon. Good luck to your team!
I'll try again later.
>>127222819
>>127222804
my squigga
>>127222931
>they don't just replace turf war mode with splatfest battle and leave all the ranked options there for when you're sick of splatfest
>>127223043
Then nobody would play it.
>>127223043
You know damn well a shit ton of people wouldn't even touch Splatfest battle then
>>127223107
>>127223129
they would for snails then just get the fuck out of there, much like what everyone does right now except not waiting a full day to be able o play again
>still no turf war in ranked
They should just put Turf War in ranked.
>>127223235
>Ranked still exists
>>127223235
>>127223280
why?
it's the same, just more stressful and you don't play it as much
do you really not play turf war just because the rewards are small?
>>127223185
>Getting to play Ranked against only your own region for easy rank ups
>>127223398
who said ranked modes would also get region locked?
>>127223380
>do you really not play turf war just because the rewards are small?
The reason people squad at S(+) is because of the rerolling money and gear levelling rewards.
>>127223534
so they play...
so they can play less
>>127223185
>Not getting to wear cold-blooded during Ranked
>>127222819
>>127223380
>Turf War is more stressful
>>127223585
Yep, when all the fun leaves the game and all that's left is to do/wear/use the most optimal thing.
>>127223630
it would be more stressful than the regular turf war if it were ranked...
>>127222819
>>127223946
This is almost as good a crossover as Splatoon x Team Fortress.
>>127221946
I'd prefer to console with Marie. Callie's a strong girl, but something tells me Marie has needed to vent for a long, long time.
>>127224583
nah mate she's just a bitch
if you wear glasses you can see all the neon signs reflected in them in the plaza, that's a really neat detail I never noticed before
>>127224714
You wouldn't want to see Marie lement the monster she's become?
>>127224749
Stuff like that and the crickets you hear when you stand next to the trees on Flounder Heights at night; it shows just how much effort and attention to detail they put into this game.
>>127224783
Does this look like the face of lament to you?
>>127224783
I would, but I wouldn't want to make her feel better about it
That's Callie's job
Callie spreading communist propaganda
>>127225182
>Yeah!
>>127225182
Thought it said 'Capitalism will fail'. Except that's already happened.
>>127225908
I love art featuring their mains, especially the Hero variants.
>people afking in splatfest
JUST
>>127226127
>Winning a 2v4
Thank you eternally based Suction Bomb Rush.
>>127208841
>tfw you actually tried and got meme drawng back
>>127226508
I always think it looks like she's getting her breath back in post-coitus in this image
>>127222819
/ink/ is still full of /vp/oreons it seems.
>>127227191
A lot of /vp/oreons left after the board went to shit with the sixth generation. They'll still pop up all over the site.
>>127227191
Lister is a famous showderper
>>127208841
I should have submitted my gift for the collage...
>>127227191
is that what those fags refer to themselves as? I mean its still like gen 1 so it ain't all shit. what's /ink/ got?
>>127227353
Oh yeah, I never figured the two names were related.
>>127227390
/ink/lings, naturally. But it's never goimg to be widely used.
>>127227353
>>127227457
do you guys ever NOT follow me?
>>127227327
Yeah, I left too. I've just noticed that even before August /ink/ has had a good amount of em here.
>>127227353
>>127227457
Apparently it's not the same one.
Hotaru-chan!
today is a second mamemmimi enjoying some delicious shiruko (sweet red bean soup)! new year's might be over, but i don't think she wants to give up the food just yet.
our other mamemmimi could be seen enjoying a nice rest, but i suppose this one had already taken a refreshing, long sleep after staying up for new years...!
yesterday was some great celebration, but today is the real deal for a brand new year! make new friends! keep your resolutions! give yourself a fresh start!
and don't worry - that's not squid she's eating, just mochi!
>>127227667
6 inkays with happy hour battle when
Aori-chan!
God damn I hate Mahi Mahi resort.
>>127228079
>Marie
>Long range sharp shooter
>Needs glasses
>>127228394
At least it's not Mooray
>>127228479
maybe she wears them just for the sex appeal,
also
>real hair
>>127228394
mahi mahi resort is the only good stage in this splatfest
>>127228479
Reading glasses?
>>127228661
>wearing fake glasses
what an attention whore
Hope you guys at getting fit in 2016.
>>127228781
anybody who has a new year resolution of getting fit has a better chance of getting playable octolings.
>>127228781
Gonna get fuckin shredded.For just in case I ever run into a girl as flawless as Callie.
>>127227327
This doesn't mean anything but I just came back to /vp/ after leaving sometime just before gen Vthat explains why neo /vp/ is full of shitters
>>127227327
I was going to go back but then I realized all the autistically bred combat ready 5 and 6 IV Pokémon and shiny I owned are probably deleted from bank since i haven't used it in like two years
>>127228914
>Callie could beat you up right now
>>127229028
Everyone just cheats and generates perfect shinys nowadays anyways.
>>127229068
Only if I gave her a reason to do so. And nobody has that kind of deathwish.
>>127229068
callie couldn't fight her way out of a wet grocery bag
>>127229294
Nobody could; because that's an instant suffocation hazard.
>want the range of jet squelcher but the fire rate of the splash o matic while having 3hko
it hurts
Pro Splatter is closest I get I think but I don't want to manage ink
h3 is a thing but I'd have to learn to aim
Who is the best girl and why is it X?
>>127229389
Splash doesn't need range to be amazing. There is literally nothing more satisfying than jumping a marker guarded by a Carbon Roller, and shooting them apart before they can even complete their swing.
>>127229541
Because she's fertile
>>127229389
i don't get it, you just want a gun that beats out everything without aiming.
why are you even playing?
>>127229541
>Splatoon 2
>one of the stages is a concert venue
>>127229708
its fun and blasters are boring
>>127229541
Marie because she makes a great fashion accessory. Comes with useful abilities too!
>>127229541
People do it for Annie
Not for X
>>127229735
>indoor shit
>japanese school
>grocery store
>subway station
>airport
>amusement park (not really inside)
>>127229890
But that's wrong you midget fucker
>>127229890
HA HA TIME FOR ANNIE
>>127230073
When is it not time for Annie
>>127230142
When the Calliefags are shitposting
>>127230142
this pic, that hair
I never realized that I wanted a super saiyan annie, what would happen to moe?
Annie is love
Annie is life
>annie gets no art so the anniefags repost the same images each day
I pity unpopular waifus
Annie is such a whore she makes best girl seem righteous.
MARIE IS MILKY
>>127230476
Nice headcanon
>>127230579
Well she is pretty pale.
>>127229779
Cute!
>>127230579
with a push-up bra like that even you would appear milky
>>127230818
I wonder how far she can spread her legs if she's that small
>>127230798
This. That's some heavy padding.
>>127230798
>>127230932
If you say so.
>>127231074
Would be pretty neat if she had not done the teeth wrong.
>>127231074
>tentacles look slimy
it's the little things
>>127231383
I think it's the big things in this case
>>127230818
Cute
>Tits: The cosplay
Epic
>>127231434
true
>>127231554
Almost flat Callie a cutest!
>>127231725
wrong
>afker almost in every lobby for Fitness
Moneyfags desperately trying to gimp losses I see.
>sz tc sz
well at least i won't be missing rainmaker while i'm at work
>>127231787
Granted
Still pretty sizeable Callie a cutest!
>>127231816
That's what you get for relying on Normalfags.
>>127231979
soft callie a best
>>127232106
Well the rest of her is solid rock, but titties are universally pleasant.
>>127232269
>>127232269
>>127232269
>>127232269
new for image limit
>>127232295
You dumb motherfucker. That's not how this works.
>>127232376
too bad
thanks mods
>>127232295
>deleted
well then
>>127232896
That other thread was such cancer. This time don't make a thread 100 posts early.
Understandably they deleted that one. Looks like we're stuck image-less for a while.
>>127232295
Oh no you might actually have to talk about the game now.
>>127232951
>such cancer
what?
its tradition to make a new thread when the current one hits image limit
that cosplayer porn book looks disgusting
>>127232295
>calliefags so desperate to post pictures they make new threads 100 posts early
Jesus.
>>127233157
It is
>>127233016
Just look at it. Nothing but waifufagging over chubby cosplayers.
>>127233143
Only on image dump boards.
>>127233143
As much as I'd like to post pictures; it really isn't.
>>127233198
i actually just wanted to post reaction images
>>127233143
It was like 7 months ago.
>>127233198
>discordfags so upset because they couldn't put their link to hell in the OP
>>127233231
Oh sure, because that's the only thing that would be brought up. The same cosplay was already being posted in this thread.
Brushfags, are you enjoying the new brush? are those ranged options working out how you expected? I'm curious
>>127233231
They were just posting them, it's not like they were talking about fucking them or something
>>127233376
>discordfag
Why would I ever go to that shithole?
what's wrong with making a thread early as long as it's not to fuck up the OP, anyway?
it's not like we have a limited supply of them.
>>127233774
I guess the line is drawn at 100 posts early.
>>127233774
Mods are weary of us ever since we made like five new threads at once
>>127233836
Wow, that Splatfest feels like a month ago already.
going to the mall with callie!
>>127234091
Buying heartfelt gifts for Callie that she could afford after an hours wage!
I figured we'd be getting the new NA Splatfest announcement this weekend. Guess not.
>>127234213
It's the thought that counts
I'm sure she would love any gift that you would put so much time and thought intoand give you a big hug for it
>>127205760
Great job senpai
where is the manmenmei!!
>>127234565
Well sure, look at how much affection she gets from her close family. She'd be rapt with whatever she can get.
>>127234721
I want to be there for Callie
>>127234709
I DEMAND IT
>>127208841
Great job everyones happy to have joined
>>127234709
>>127234819
It's up there, just no replies today
How do you find out who won the splatfest?
>>127234781
I can picture her thoroughly reading through her daily fanmail and getting a tear in her eye for all the support and affirmation they offer.
>>127208841
>miimii can draw lewd squids
Is there anything he cant do
>>127235020
>I want to cum on your tentacles
>I want to cum on your tentacles
>I want to cum on your tentacles
Touching.
>>127235020
>be callie
>open fanmail
>hundreds of "callie can icum on ur tentcels"
>cry
>>127235345
>>127235378
i want to cum on callie's tentacles but i would write deeper mail than that.
>>127235345
>>127235378
>>127235420
It's just like any social media; you need to wade through the acres of shit and bullshit until you find the one tidbit that makes your day.
Euro splatfest over. Waiting for results.
Seemed pretty even vote wise. a few money vs money matches.
Lots of errors and of course nintendo messing up
>>127235636
Welp; I didn't get a single mirror for Fitness. I guess we'll have to see how those wins played out.
>>127235770
>>127235636
I can be happy that the more popular team can win in europe
>>127228175
thanks
>>127235561
>Dear Miss Callie
>You're an incredible singer and model and actress and Roller and you light up the entire world every time you smile and you're an inspiration to Woomies everywhere and you're beautiful and we all love you
>P.S You're sexy as fuck and I want your tentacles
>P.P.S Please do porn
>>127236359
to be fair who doesn't want callie's tentacles
SCARTH IS STREAMING GUYS
>>127236441
Callie doesn't. They're fucking heavy.
>>127236592
No problem for her
>>127236359
>From Marie
what are the bottom 5 weapons in the game?
>>127236862
Down to opinion really. They've all got fans.
>>127236862
New Squiffer
Aerospray RG
Rapid Blaster
Inkbrush Nouvaeu
Custom Junior
where is all the art of squid sisters in sexy revealing outfits
>>127236524
THE SCARTH?!
How do I get git gud with brushes, /ink/?
>>127237032
In the next thread, trust me.
>>127236862
New Squiffer
Hydra Splatling
Range Blaster
H3 Nozzlenose D
Custom Splattershot Jr
>>127236862
Custom Splattershot Jr.
Inkbrush Nouveau
Hydra Splatling
L-3 Nozzlenose
Aerospray RG
>>127237113
>>127237262
>all this hate for the Hydra Splatling
>>127237421
Considering its absurd hype it's to be expected.
>>127237421
there's literally no reason to ever use it over any other charger/splatling type weapons, i'd sooner take the new squiffer over it.
>>127237113
>range blaster
custom is pretty good, though. With I could use splash walls effectively
not much scarth and co can do with nikey playing custom efagger
the weapon just ruins every game
i'd love to see a tournament where all variations of it was banned and no scopes on the others
>>127237526
the one with bubbler sprinklers MIGHT be good just to spam bubblers but splatter jr probably builds it up just as fast if you want to be a bubbler
>>127237621
custom is really good for sure, barely outside the range of ultra-powerful ultra-common meta shit yet I hardly ever see it. same with zink mini and bamboozler, it's sad how unwilling people are to use something that's not a gal or scoped charger.
I haven't played since Camp Triggerfish got released a few months ago. List me all the new maymay weapons.
ONE/THIRTEEN
SCARTH WENT ONE/THIRTEEN
>>127237625
scarth had a tournament like that a week ago and it was lots of fun
scarth, low power II when?
>>127237868
THE LITERAL GOD
>>127237262
>Inkbrush N that low
I just can't agree with that one.
>l3 nozzlenose
>bad
what
Splatfest result soonI don't want to lose again
>>127238380
it's still in the realm of "no reason to ever use this when other weapons exist" but at least it stands well enough on its own. both H3 sets are far more useless.
BRRRRREAKING NEWS
cmon go fit
>>127238530
H-3 can actually kill in a burst
Just because it requires more skill doesn't make it more useless than those L-3
L-3D at least has burst bombs and kraken. Default L-3 a shit
>>127238430
I hope Team Marie wins again!
CALLIE WINS AGAIN.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Goddamnit, just realized nobody can post caps.
>thread still dead after the Splatfest
Who the fuck won? Fit or money?
>>127238926
>>127238926
>>127238926
>>127238926
shitposting goes here
POST RESULTS
>>127207910
Not him but the 2 builds I prefer the most are:
Ink Res. Up/Ninja Squid/stacked Swim Speed Up
&
Ink Res. Up/Cold Blooded/stacked Damage Up
>>127233380
It's too early for me to say just how good it is overall since I'm still adjusting to it's kit, but so far I do like it a LOT more than the default one. It seems way better on Port Mackerel now.
>>127226537
This has been missing for the past few threads.
>>127233836
When Nice became Naughty
>>127234936
Judd finds out then decides if it's final or not then gives his final result to Callie and Marie to read out.
>>127236862
E-Liter 3K Scope
Dynamo Roller
.96 Gal Deco
Luna Blaster Neo
Zink Mini Splatling.