Mass Effect General - /meg/

liara best waifu

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Pretty waifus!

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>>127140603
>miranda
pic unrelated?

Slow dancing with the waifu?

>>127140847

With her head on your chest, as you rest you cheek on the top of her head?

>>127141513
With your hand softly rubbing her lower back?

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black waifu in andromeda?

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Can we please talk about ME:A instead of waifus

>>127142149
>man buried in copies of ME:A

>>127142069

Good Lord, yes, if she looks like that.

Did you ever get around to playing VtM:B eddrf?

>>127142149

There's nothing to talk about.

>>127142149

Sure. What aspect of Andromeda do you want to talk about?

happy new year , /meg/ ! wish you all the best and all your waifus to come alive

you guys are weird

>>127142069
I like my black women the way I like my coffee.

Ground up and in he freezer.

>>127143904
poor taste

>>127143505
hi qt

>>127143951
i'm not cute

>>127144113
you're cute until proven otherwise

>>127142069

Probably end up being a female Jacob.

>>127133972
I don't really like that kind of high-pitched singing

>>127142069
pls no

>>127142149
we would if there was anything to talk about ME:A, but there isn't.

>>127143182
happy new year

>>127143505
sorry.

>>127144271
>pls no
even if she's cute like the girl in the picture?

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>>127144168
pic related, it's me

>>127141625
Your fingertips just brushing the swell of her butt.
Her dancing shifts gradually but surely, encouraging you to take a firmer hold.

I just found out there's a Mass Effect general.
How the fuck does this happen? 3 was shit and it's been quite a while since it was released.

What do you people even talk about?

>>127145212
Liara

>>127145212
because unlike you, most of us like the games

that's how generals work, people like a game and they talk about it

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>>127142069
actually cute black waifu in andromeda?

>>127145612
The girl I posted is cute though

>>127145596
Cute!

>>127145519
I like the games except for 3, it was pretty solid until 2.
But like... I dunno. There's not even decent modding. I just can't fathom what there is to talk about, and I mean that in the most sincere way possible.

To each their own, I guess. Don't tell me people here actually liked 3, though?

>>127145792
3 isn't good, but there are parts of it that I like

>>127145792
there is a whole universe to talk about, it's a franchise and a setting, not just a small game, and on top of that there is a new game coming out just over the horizon. there is plenty to talk about.

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>>127145759
her face is too fat

>>127146005
She has a round face with a pleasing amount of fat

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>>127144648
>>127145596
>>127145759

>>127146318
Closed minded, as expected for a grumpy old kraut I suppose

>>127146318
But black women have the biggest cocks.

>>127146449
pee-ew! do I smell a "person" of colour here?

>>127146318

Top meme, my friend, I'll add you on Facebook!

>>127146713
No
Now tell me I'm the jidf next

>>127146713
Ill call TB and tell him to bring his brick.

>been playing a lot of mass effect and want to take a break and do something else for a bit
>only friend i have is behaving like a woman and acting grumpy and standoffish for no reason
Now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my day?

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>

>>127147190

Read a book

Learn to cook a new dish

Go see a movie

Play a different game

Go to the gym

Watch a documentary

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>>127142069
>>127146318
>racemixing
>>/dag/

>>127148445

Fuck off, cancer.

>>127148445
You do realize tali is a different race, right?

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>>127146449
>>127146859
I simply don't find them attractive at all, neither are arab or turk women

>>127148445
probably the first time I ever agree with you. don't let it get to your head though.

>>>/aco/287095

Impregnating your waifu?

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>>127149000

Western doesn't like Arabs because they have more hair than he does on his balding scalp

>>127149000
Did you enjoy Frau Merkel's speech? (subtitled in Arabic for your viewing pleasure)

>>127149676
I have enough hair on my scalp, thank you very much.

>>127150043
Didn't even watch it

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ashley's butt

>>127137056
>>>/wsg/885067
Imagine Clairebur doing that dance. In that outfit.

>>127140718
I hate Bioware.

>>127140847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yrUeafNmwU

She felt his arms around her, gently guiding her forward, closer to him, close enough to feel the beat of his heart. He looked dashing is his blue alliance uniform, though she'd rather be caught dead, than actually admit she thought that of him.

She picked up his steps awkwardly at first, more confident later, until she felt comfortable enough, loosening up and resting herself on him, mostly, to move, carry and care for.

To him, the usually energetic biotic seemed a bit bored with the slow tune and somber mood.

"Not your taste?" he wondered.

Zero shrugged, even as her head rested on his shoulders. "S'alright" she said, rather half-heartedly, which only spoke volume of how relaxed she felt.

A smile came to the specters lips, as he raised his head. She was enjoying it, he knew, just for the sheer comfort it provided her. "Well, just humour me this once" he offered to be her scapegoat. Jack had, after all, a reputation to uphold.

The tattooed woman looked up at his gleaming, joyful eyes and wide, radiant smile, then rested her head back on his chest. "Just this once" she sighed.

>>127151438
Is that a new fic?

>>127145519
>because unlike you, most of us like the games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

>>127147648
Is this guy serious? Do you know how hard it is to aim in ME1? Especially at the beginning? Try to snipe with 0 points in sniper rifles. It is impossible! This guy just cheated.

>>127151946
A snippet. But it works, I guess. Didju raik it?

>>127152171
>Didju raik it
very much
one change: it's spelled "spectre" in-game

>>127150209

>lying

The receding hairline tells all, mate

>>127148445
Good man.

>>127151438
that double bass solo is actually pretty bad

>>127152435
this
it's an acronym and doesn't make any sense when spelled as 'specter'

>>127152564
There is no receding hairline, mate. Stop telling lies and saying other people are telling lies.

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>there is more hair on an turk's chest than there is on WG's head

>>127152435
>>127152696
I know. I always type it out as Spectre, but speed typing sometimes makes you do mistakes. Didn't even know I did that, until you guys pointed it out.

>>127152642
It's a comfy song, WG. Originally by John Coltrane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmrpb8aQFQY

And I won't have you bad mouthing John Coltrane.

>>127153058
>And I won't have you bad mouthing John Coltrane.
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUlRi34BasM

>>127153058
Mmm

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>tfw OP mentions you in header bcs of shitposting

its like í already accomplished smth this year

>>127153348
CUTE!

>>127153348
>>127153416
Degenerates like you belong on a cross

>>127153348
How do I get her in-game

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>>127151438
>Imagine Clairebur doing that dance. In that outfit.

Jesus.
>she's legal now
>caption is "back to back"

She's gone full lewd.

>>127153587
try this site http://www.masseffect2faces.com/

you might need to mod the game

>>127153723
Is she "back to back" with Sultry there? Wonder if they'll do an "ass to ass"

>>127155397
>>>/gif/7887715

>>127155397

I haven't seen Sultry in any of the latest images. They might not be friends anymore.
I don't remember Sulty's name, either.

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>>127155637
>Ireland_s_Nightmare.webm

>>127155637

Latin American shows, man.

>>127155637
>No Yanet Garcia, but sure enough, there's a Remy one in there.
Why do you torment me so?

>>127151406
Succulente

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>>127154759
Tali don't need to change her helmet.

>>127157656
But it might not be a bad idea to have a spare.

>>127157656
it's like owning just one pair of shoes

A waifu calling you big poppa?

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>>127161026
a waifu calling you by your first name?

>>127161609
Madness!

>>127161609
you're crazy

God, I fucking love this general. You people are amazing.

>>127161847

Whoops wrong thread

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>>127161847
>>127161984

>>127161847
>>127161984
more like wrong board

So how long will /meg/ be uninhabitable when Andromeda comes out?

>>127161469
noveria always makes me want to play perfect dark, something about the music i think

>>127162567
music reminds me of some theme from system shock but I can't remember which one

telling you're waifu to grab the fuckin fish?

Will we get forced political agendas in MEA?

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>>127163885

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>>127161847
>>127161984

jack to be honest

>>127166121
loru bets waffu

>>127167615
When did Cerberus launch their own canned beverage brand?

>>127167726
sometime between ME1 and ME2, they also have cups.

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>>127168383
What about these?

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>>127168460

>>127168959
Now the cans just need to be labeled as MTJ

>>127169084
doesn't work with cerberus helmets. they automatically detect alien drinks and self destruct

>>127169232
Cerberus has their own artificial MTJ, the brand name is Miranda's Tasty Jizz

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>Look what I got for Christmas!!

>reddit

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>>127170824
>Rang in the new year, Mass Effect style!

>>127170824
>>127171245
hips are nice at least

>>127171352
face isn't bad either but taste is shit

>>127170684
Jesus Christ this comic is awful.

>>127166372

larry a sheet

jog bes wify

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dont die

>>127174563
everything about this image triggers me

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night meg

>>127175213
dream of hairy turks

>>127174836
that was my intention

>>127177845
rude

>tfw no asari gf

>>127178520
iktf

Playing with a waifu's squishy eyeballs?

>>127181726
i'd rather not

>>127182114
Just try it, it's more fun than you think

>>127182114
Playing with a waifu's humongous balls?

i don't know what i'm doing anymore

>>127183463
barely keeping the thread alive?

there really is nothing to talk about these days

>>127185801
add a bit of salt to your hot chocolate

>>127186016
where was I salty?

a waifu making you feel so brand new?

>>127186667
nowhere, i'm just saying, next time you make hot chocolate you should add a bit of salt to it

>>127186892
that is seriously gross

>>127187619
just trust me on this, it makes it extremely tasty, just be careful not to overdo it

Hot chocolate is the canon favorite drink of asari

>>127187723
they don't use milk or water as base though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysS5f4FfnD0

>>127188430
just melted 100% dark chocolate?

>>127188540
That sounds fucking terrible

>>127188852
i agree
i think that asari started importing hot chocolate, the normal kind, in bulk after the humans arrived

>>127187667
>>127186016
>>127186016
Freak

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>salt in your hot chocolate

>>127189176
>>127189257
man just try it, i did it by accident tonight and it's literally the best shit i've ever tasted

>>127189176
>>127189257
http://bakingbites.com/2011/08/does-salt-make-watermelon-sweeter/

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>>127189308
>>127189352

>>127189537
>furthering the hot chocolate discussion
>not contributing

>>127189537
i'm contributing to your life and happiness

>>127189623
>>127189630
See >>127189537

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>>127189673

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>>127189308
>>127189352
>>127189623
>>127189630

m-mass effect?

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>>127189917
I don't know about that

>>127189917
koira

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>>127189917
What is that

>>127186016
Confirmed delicious. A small pinch, not a 1/4 tsp.

>>127190571
yes, you have to use a small amount. i'm glad you liked it!

a waifu making you a delicious cup of hot chocolate and adding salt without telling you

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>>127190571
>>127190638
Stop this shit right now

>>127190638
It's the same concept as salted caramel, chocolate covered pretzels and other salty/sweet combinations.
>>127190698
And then foam?
>>127190732
Try it.

>>127190829
Waifus getting walked in on watching a bondage porno?

>>127190958
tying her up as punishment?

>>127190829
where would a waifu get something lewd like foam?

>>127190958
With hot chocolate pouring out of thei---- oh no.

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>>127190829
I will, faggot

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You should all be ashamed of yourselves

>>127191242
Good goy

>>127191314
We all our but for different reasons.

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>>127191314
I am.
>tfw posting in these generals since 2012

>>127191787
what's wrong with that? just means you've found a lasting community of friends that you enjoy talking with, that's nothing to be ashamed of

fuck i love music

>>127191852
He's ashamed because you guys are a bunch of whining manchildren, that's the community he got involved with.

>>127192072
>he

>>127192018
same

>>127192072
>manchildren
Back to the kitchen wit yeh

>>127192115
>>127192291
t. manchildren

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>>127191852
A-are we really friends, anon..?

>>127192018
Awesome!

>>127192072
>he
top kek

>>127193826
Why is this comic so fucking bad

>>127193976
No.. We can be more than friends

>>127193976
>Why is this comic so fucking bad
Because stupid people with a lack of experience assume that every franchise can be translated into a comic when that's not the case at all. Also it's low budget because they didn't give a shit.

>>127195964
Oh anon :^)

>>127196272
>they didn't give a shit
Apparently.

>SKREEEEEEEESKREEEEEESKREEEE


Also guys look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

Oh man, I really really want a really good BioWare style game, but they haven't provided one yet and I'm confident Andromeda won't deliver that either, although I'm sure it will be fun in its own way, but I really need the good stuff, please game devs please give it to me I need to shoot up

i love you /meg/
i'm sad we couldn't spend the holidays comfy together
maybe next time

>>127197585
ily2

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Did Tali-Ban say how many people he killed?

I deeply hope we have our own Cotton Hill, right here on MEG.

Wtf do you guys talk about? ME3 came out a long time ago and the series is over.

>>127198778
Waifus, hot chocolate, Chechnya, how shit bioware is, etc

>>127198898
Chechen removing however is a recent addition.

Who is your go-to squad?

Garrus & Tali has always been my favorite.

>>127200708
Liara and Garrus in 1
Thane and Samara in 2
Liara and Garrus in 3

>>127188430
>>127188540
>>127188852
>>127188938
I think he meant MTJ

>>127197138
bioware died when they were bought out by EA
>>127198778
there's a new part coming, read the news

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Oh, that >>127204215 was already here. Here, this showed up in Mass Effect results as well.

>>127171245
disgusting, but would fuck, plus we could discuss anything mass effect related

>>127206712
she woould have so many back problems I don't even know where to begin with

>>127208926

mass effect fields

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>stranica 9

>>127151406

Great butt.

>>127165073

Holy Christ, man. Who the fuck cares? How does skintone have any impact on the game whatsoever?
I'm still wondering why they're pandering to those fucking people, I just don't get it. They're not the majority.

EDI is cute

>>127190698

Seems like something she would do, really.

>>127200791

First game - Ashley and Garrus/Kaidan
Second game - Miranda and Garrus
Third game - I don't remember. Garrus and someone.

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>>127190698
>hot chocolate and adding salt
>salt
I'd slap her butt for being silly

>>127200708
ME1: Liara and Ashley
ME2: Zaeed and Miranda
ME3: Liara and Ashley/James

>>127200708
1- garrus&wrex
2- grunt&zaeed(grunt&garrus before I downloaded full pirated dlc's)
3- javik(sometimes liara)&james(50% of time garrus)

>>127211319

What if she made salted caramel and didn't tell you it was salted?

>>127212293
Caramel is always a bit salty, so I would assume she added salt

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Dis nigga, mayne.

>>127213565
who is this negro ?

>>127214124

A gay nigress Shep, apparently.

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>>127214540
liberal wet dream

>>127214784

Too bad she's not also trans and muslim.
While also having a mental disorder and no legs.

A Colombian waifu with a fantastic ass?

>>127200708
garrus/liara best combiation as infiltrator

garrus is the only one who can kill
liara because biotic

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>>127215570
Better than hers? Larger?

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>>127216330
holy shit that's hot, but what about nice mammaries

>>127216330

About that. Thighs, too.

>>127216420
Love 'em, especially when clothing can barely support or even contain them.

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>>127216420
>Jordan Carver

Fffffug.

>>127217880
>Lel, just kidding, everyone looks exactly the same.

>>127218005

bioware's choice to only use two different kinds of reaper is still baffling to this day

>>127218805
what the fuck is this ?

>>127219061

Obviously Mass Effect!

>>127219061

having to deal with 4 praetorians and nowhere to maneuver is a bad time for any class.

>>127219224
who are those man and woman? what the fuck is wrong with the man? are those 2 alien heads ?

>>127221313
name my band, /meg/

>>127222339

Adrian DELAWARE and the prolapsed rectums

>>127222384
Can't top that, do they cover Odds tunes?

>>127223072

yes, they're also pretty good at Bee Gees songs

Back when installers were fun. Also, C&C Generals thread.
>>>/v/322343531

Watcha doin', MEG?

>>127225158

masturbating to cats the musical

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Should I get leviathan and omega for ME:3, /meg/?

>>127225571

yes

>>127225571
yea, they're a OK dlcs

>>127225571

Pirate them, yes.

>>127226415
>pirate

Shut up poorfag

>>127225158
Just started looking through >>>/gif/7873270.

>>127225571
Don't give EA any money for them.

>>127226535
>giving money to Bioware™, a division of EA

>>127226535
why would you buy it when you can pirate it and have the same experience ?

>>127228634
Hello /meg/ how's it going? I just ate the first fruit of 2016, a tasty orange. I wonder if fruits from alien planets would be popular in ME.

>>127226549
Oh baby.

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>putting salt into your chocolate

>>127211018
b-but you just think it's not a problem because it's not a problem for you...

>>127218805
What the fuck does that guy have on his shoulders? A Space Marine would be proud!

>>127229985
I just cooked my first meal of 2016, creamy pasta with seafood

>>127230258
Sounds lovely. Pasta is great.

>>127230193
>putting salt into your chocolate
Ugh.
I tried a chocolate bar with sea-salt in it once, and it's pretty much the only time I've thrown away chocolate. Absolutely revolting.

>>127230193
>>127230462
It's just a sprinkle of salt. Not even an eighth of a teaspoon

>>127226535
>paying money for overpriced DLC, to EA, no less

It's like you want them to create shit games?
Did you also pay for Battlefront EA + Season pass like a good goy?

>>127228634
Because I'd rather the developer get enough money to make the sequels even bigger.

Plus I don't know how to pirate onto the 360

>>127231398
>pirates dlc and games
>"why are they making smaller ganes?"

>doesbt pirate
>"lol goy"

>>127231630
>ME3 sold 5+ million copies
>y r they making smaller games? XD

>nobody here uses wrex
What the fuck? How shit can your taste get?

>>127233009
How shit can your taste get?

you could like garrus

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>>127233009
>not basing your squad around having people who's abilities compliment your preferred play style and focusing on tactical advantages

>>127234927
Garrus was a decent character at first who was neutered by horrible writers and turned into terrible SJW fapbait, how could anybody like him after that?

>>127234963
Mass Effect is not difficult enough for any of that to matter, I just use whoever I like or whoever adds to the story and dialogue more depending on where I'm going.

>>127231959
>not wanting even bigger games

I'm not talking about ME3, I'm talking about when ganes don't make enough money because of piracy

>>127231630
>why aren't you paying for games that are only 50% done but still sold as full game?
>why aren't you paying for nickle-and-dime DLC
>why aren't you supporting EA's business structure that builds upon selling this affrontery to anyone with just a bit of intelligence?

I paid for all this shit, which is bad enough. I wouldn't do it again, especially not with what EA proudly sells as "product".

>>127235468
do you have any idea how the gaming industry works. EA doesnt care about the Games or Gamers, they care about money.
they buy programming companies to milk a well extablished frenchise to death and then close it.

if you ever give money to EA you shoulde consider killing yourself

support companies who develop great games without milking the chash cow

you are everything wrong in the gaming community pls leave you piece of shit

i hope EA dies, im not even pirating their games anymore because they are so bad

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>>127140173
I love how FemShep fags are so fucking ignorant of the fact that they are in the minority.

>>127236020
the great percentage of humans are retarded apes

>not belonging to the 18% masterrace

43% soldier
....should tell you everything about this statistic

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>>127236020
>Quarians 27%
>Geth 37%
talifags btfo

>>127214931
Give it time, anon. Give it time.

>>127236020
>43% soldiers
>64% had wrex died
The vast majority of these statistics come from casual players, femshep is a lot more popular in the "actual fanbase" of the series. In fact most places besides /meg/ would tell you that maleshep is the minority, what do you expect from a bunch of SJW hyper feminists, that's the type of fanbase that BioWare has attracted.

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>>127236675
>m-muh REAL fans

>>127236998
I'm just saying, 80-90% of the statistics are from people who just picked it up on a whim or because it looked like a cool scifi shooter and played it through once or didn't even finish it, it's like that for every games, not just mass effect.

>>127236675
>what do you expect from a bunch of SJW hyper feminists

dude what, maybe its just because the mshep voice gives you ear cancer if you play trough it more than once?

>your waifu will never trick you and your sister into incest
>http://i.imgur.com/NipxwBm.jpg

>>127237130
How do you want to define the "actual fanbase" though? OC creators? People like us that are still talking about ME in 2016?

I have nothing to add to this general other than
>feel a nine year itch to replay mass effect
>decide to just buy and play the whole series
>3 isn't on steam

I mean really though what the fuck, I don't even feel bad pirating this

>>127237604
Origin is just as good as Steam anon :^)

>>127237242
Actual footage of Jennifer Hale in studio: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EyVLKHEqTu0

>>127237752
>Origin is just as good as Steam anon :^)

how to destroy your credibility with one post

>>127238009
Origin hasn't leaked user information with the last two weeks

>>127238123
>with
within

>>127238123
>voluntarily installing spyware

who gives his personal info to an online based service doesnt derserve any better
nothing is secure

>>127236675
>The vast majority of these statistics come from casual players, femshep is a lot more popular in the "actual fanbase" of the series. In fact most places besides /meg/ would tell you that maleshep is the minority

[citation needed]

>>127239034
http://kotaku.com/5832450/nine-out-of-10-will-not-finish-the-game-they-are-playing
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/03/17/gdc-most-players-donat-finish-games
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/gaming.gadgets/08/17/finishing.videogames.snow/
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/may/08/pillars-of-eternity-does-it-matter-if-people-dont-finish-games-any-more
http://www.gamesradar.com/most-players-dont-finish-games/

this should give you a general idea of the average casual gamer....

take battlefront, 12 million copies sold, yet the servers are empty

most people buy a game, play it for an evening and then shelve it

>>127237604
EA are too stingy to pay Valve for Steam-distribution so they created their own shitty Steam-clone instead.

>>127239454
wow that's excellent proof that most 'hardcore fans' play femshep.
I see every single article has the word 'femshep' at the very least somewhere in its contents if not then it even is centered around Femshep.
Thank you very very so much for your impeccable proof.

>>127239730

i was focusing on this part
>The vast majority of these statistics come from casual players

i dont think there is any article about proof that most 'hardcore fans' play femshep, because it is total bullshit and depends on personal preference

but if you had at least a little chunk of brain you would have used google you fucking faggot piece of shit

>>127239974
If 90/100 people play maleshep (just using this bullshit statistic to make a point), then odds are that 9/10 people play maleshep. Why is this so hard for you to understand?

>>127240176
here took me 2 minutes in google you gigantic mongoloid MTJ guzzling spastic
http://www.gamesradar.com/high-horse-case-femshep/

>1. Some players don't want to go to the trouble of customizing their character model at all, and accept the game's default as quickly as possible in order to skip to the part where they can shoot stuff.

>2. Many players approach the creation of their Shepard as a way to insert themselves into the story, and they create a Shepard consistent with that priority, i.e., male.

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>>127240378
>quoting an opinion piece from a gaming website as evidence

>>127239974
yeah look, no one gives a fuck about players not finishing the games or not, especially not EA

>>127240523
spending another 20 seconds on google

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/120927/Analysis_On_FemSheps_Popularity_In_Mass_Effect.php

why are retards like you not supervised while using the internet
you are obviously not capable of using it properly

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>>127240762
>another opinion piece on a gaming website being used to refute statistics

Taking a steaming hot shower after a difficult mission, attempting to loosen the tension in your muscles before heading to bed for another restless night's sleep? Waifu stepping into the shower with you without you noticing?

>>127240923
wow you really arent capable of connecting 2 arguments, but i have no time to entertain retarded kids, pls just off yourself k bye thx

>>127241331
>Waifu stepping into the shower with you without you noticing?
she'd find out my biggest secret

>>127241414
You shave your legs?

>>127241396
2bh i'd rather believe BiowEAre statistics than "gaming journalism" websites

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>>127233009
Who are you? Bigcock lover?

>>127241331
Does she massage your shoulders and back for as long as necessary, before you wash each other as the heat and pounding water finally relax you?

>>127241724
You don't immediately notice her tenderly rubbing your shoulders as you are lost in your thoughts. When you do, you turn around and embrace her, holding her closely while the hot water turns your skin an angry red.

>>127241482
>You shave your legs?
sometimes

>>127241593
DUDE

lets say 75% of the players buy me3 just to play a sci-fi shooter, and pick the standard mshep, get bored and shelve the game

that means of the 82% of mshep players, 75% are casual plebs

the result is, that of the hardcore fans, 20% played as mshep in comparison to the 18% femshep
i dont say this is accurate, just a way to explain to you, why this EAstatistic is total BS

i can try to paint you a picture if you dont understand this

>>127242123
Don't worry, our resident kraut does as well
It's only slightly effeminate/homosexual

>>127242178
okay anon, I get you

>>127242178
>this EAstatistic is total BS
It isn't though. There is no way to quantify "hardcore fans" versus "casual plebs"

For all we know, the 82% figure could be mirrored among "hardcore fans"

>>127242754
>For all we know, the 82% figure could be mirrored among "hardcore fans"

that is exactly what i am trying to say.... the statistic gives no definite conclusion

but as i know the gaming industry, statistics such as this are used to develope future games to cater to the biggest audience for the greatest profit
(for example, cut the female protagonist to save money since only 1/5th of players ever used it)

this is the reason games are dumbed down and streamlined, to collect the greates profit from the biggest target group

since gaming became mainstream this shit exist ande im so fucking mad it happened to ME in such a way

just compare me1 mapdesign with me3

you can sink 2-3 hours into noveria or feros
but i can run though thessia and earth in 20 minutes?....come the fuck on

just wait for andromeda

>>127236675
>femshep is a lot more popular in the "actual fanbase" of the series

Lel no, those are the vocal minority.

>>127241612
>picking a literal anime-tier character over wrex
kill you're selve

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Sluts.
>Jack's ass
>that round

Nah, man, it's small and tight.

>>127246071
I don't think the human spine works that way

>>127246185

I don't know, have you seen some of those contortionists? They can probably rim themselves.

>>127246185
mass effect fields, biotics, etc

>>127247114
it's possible, watch gymnastics this summer at olympic games

>>127247724
is "girls lewdly straddling and making out with other girls while twisting their spine to an impossible degree" an olympic routine now? because if so i just might tune in this year

Can someone post what you consider good fanfic and or good writing.

>>127247878
in the backstage, maybe

>>127247894
The best example I have is ridiculously long

>>127248106
my penis

>>127248161
This fanfic actually involves sex though

>>127248282
was there a fanfic involving aria and her sextoy slave?

>>127248380
multiple

>>127248380
I only actively search for fics that involve Liara so I wouldn't know

>>127248380

Is there a fic where Aria has a sextoy that isn't Liara or swampbeast?

>>127248789
I've read one where Maleshep dominates her and she has two sex slaves, one human and one asari

>>127248106
What was it about?

>>127249581
It just follows the storyline for the most part. There are some OC bits involving what Liara does while Shepard is dead. There's also a side story set like 400 years after ME3

>>127248026
And so began the MEG Secret Olympiad.

>>127251114
Hey Tali-ban, I've been meaning to ask you something.
I've wondered if you have some actual proof about your involvment in the conflict. (I for one believe you, if only because you paint a belivable picture and that I'd rather be gullible and entertained than cynical.) And secondly I'm curious if your time as a soldier was ever brought up when you moved to Canada by the authorities?

Why aren't there any communist nations in the ME universe?

>>127252770
cia pls

>>127252883
communism doesnt work
proof?
mass effect

>>127240378
>>127240762
those are clearly opinion pieces and furthermore they explicitly state that femshep isn't popular at all but in their opinion should.

>>127241396
>but i have no time to entertain retarded kids, pls just off yourself k bye thx

>femshep apologists in full damage control mode

>>127247878
It's legal-loli-watch right now. You should have seen /sp/ during the last olympics. Some American or Canadian girl was their darling.

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>>127255245
>You should have seen /sp/

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>>127255245
>You should have seen /sp/
I can't stand /sp/ since 2012