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Szopjatok le buzik!
tr. Happiest new years /gtag/!

Re-installing gta for the first time since launch, how2avoid hackers?

>>127128691

Solo session.

>>127128738
This or crew/invite sessions. Literally every public lobby has at least one hacker in it. If you find yourself alone in a public lobby, statistically you're already hacking.

>>127128691
Fuck off

>>127128691

Single player

>>127128691
You can't. To say that at least 10% of players use menu haxx isn't hyperbole.

this game is doing my fucking head in. it randomly freezes while playing, ctrl-alt-del the process, the game closes but the process won't. have to restart pc to stop it from using 1 million k whatever the fucks on the task manager and to be able to play the game again

>>127129112
Have you tried running a Free FunMenu recently?
alternatively, AMD?

>>127129274
no AMD. Yes I used a menu on 1.30 and a different menu on 1.31 and ended getting a 10 day ban after 1.31

>>127129352
Well then either reinstall or check for real hacks.

>>127128835
>If you find yourself alone in a public lobby,

So everytime I play basically.

What's the lowest percantage in a heist you'll accept?

>>127129680
15%. Anything lower, the host can fuck off.

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>>127129680
1%.

>>127129680
0% if with friends who need the money
15% if I haven't really done a decent amount of set ups
20% if I've been there since the beginning

>>127129680
15%. Anything less is like the host wants me to waste his time and leave at the end.

>>127129680
depends on heist and what i'm doing.
I'll take 70/30 on fleec if I'm driver.

>Skill Matched Players
>level 6
>level 8
>level 3

Who the fuck designed this shit?

>>127129884
Says a lot about your skills, doesn't it?

>>127129884
Sounds like they found the perfect matches for your skill level ;^)

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>forced to win races for all the cool colors
I just want my neon colored kuma

Im gay

>>127130076
You didn't have to race to get better transmissions and engines mate. You don't know the struggle.

>heist loot get divided before the start of the heist

What happened to the part where they promised you could screw each other over and take the money for yourself?

>>127130223
>tfw I used to boost the prison race with moot to unlock all car stuff

>>127130076
Can't you lure unsuspecting players into races with weird settings or something? Like a muscle race in the rain on a track with a shitload of turns. Most people are terrible with muscle even in perfect conditions.

>>127130253
The same thing that happened to the promise of online being a living world.

>>127130253
>that
>ever being a thing the community would accept

Is winter gone already now?

>>127130361
They'll just quit when they see it's not super dupers with catch up on. The very few that don't will quit when they see they have no chance of winning.

Can you add me to the PC crew? Nickname is .gastly

>>127130484
done

>>127130590
thanks

>>127130482
You still get a win if they quit after the lobby.

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>>127129680

>doing heists for money

Snow gone when? I can't stand this shit.

>>127130767
how else would you get money? Don't say modders.

>never get to take qt to watch zootopia
>never get have furry rp sex afterwards
>whyevenlive

>>127130903
>will never get to gag qt with your 20cms

>>127130360
Who's moot?

>some l33t anonymoose asks me if i want money
>teleports to me
>turns me into a bench
>gives me 400000 dollars
what's the best thing i can buy with these before rockstar takes it away?

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>>127130903
Fuck yeah!
pic related
I'm horny

>>127131143
A brain

>>127131143
400000? Half a car.

>>127131143
400000 P's & Q's.

>>127131237
do you got knee high sock?

>>127131143

T20's with full upgrades is the most effective method in terms of cash given back when you sell them. Someone check me on that though.

>>127131349
>tfw can't just buy as many snacks as we want
So I'm able to carry like 30 weapons with 9999 rounds for each category, but I'm only able to carry a couple energy bars? That makes sense.

>>127131384
First of all, he's not buying half of a T20 with that. Secondly, why would he sell it after he bought it? R* doesn't remove stuff you buy with hacked money.

>>127130825
Missions?

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>>127131237

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Armored trucks with valuables actually spawn online? does it spawn anywhere or in a specific area? I've never see one and I'm lvl 40

>>127131561
They are gone forever.

>>127131561
Pulled my PS3 from the closet the other day and got on my old character. Seen an armored truck spawn right when I got into a session.

>>127131561
I haven't seen one since they added those new freeroam events. Same with those smuggler crates and some other stuff that used to happen

>>127131561
They're gone, my man. Enjoy driving out to Blaine County to pick up a briefcase now instead.

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>>127131143

>$400k hackerbux

its literally nothing

you're not going anywhere with that money

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>>127131496
>>127130903
where were you guys when I was streaming all alone?
Now im sleepy -_-

>>127131987
would you consider sucking it if it was pretty

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>>127131987

Stranded in the middle of nowhere with dial-up tier internet until jan 4th, why do you ask?

Is the Tampa worth $375k? What's the performance like?

>>127131484

R* takes all your cash if they ban you m8 and with the new system of tracking cash picked up it's entirely possible for people to be banned if someone just freezes them in place and drowns them in cash.

Cars are something R* doesn't take after a ban however so it's one of the better methods of investing hacker bucks long term in the event of a ban so you don't need to immediately turn to heist/contact grinding or modders to get a fat wallet back.

>>127132412
>Buying muscle cars for performance

>>127132412
It's fucking shit. But it looks fucking fantastic.

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>>127132627
Compared to other muscle cars jackass

>>127132902
>Buying muscle cars for performance

>>127130223
There was never need for struggle if you played it smart. For example, most players abandon air races at the plane selection screen, letting you solo the lap for an easy win (even if you race solo, the game counts it as a win if you pass the lobby screen with at least two players). Most of the ones who stick around for the race tend to suck and crash all over.

Also, you can start up the R* verified race Hipster Death Rally with motorcycles, disable custom rides (and catchup and slipstream), choose rain for weather and pick the Sanchez for your ride. The people who join naturally tend to go for the Bati or the Akuma, both of which are horrible against your dirt bike on wet sand. Very low risk wins.

>>127130361
Yep. As soon as someone joins, quickly start the race and you'll be racing for a win. Don't give them time to quit at the lobby screen and you'll always be racing for a win, regardless of whether the other guy actually sticks around or not. It's a dick move for people looking for an actual fair race, but it works.

>>127132902
It's absolutely terrible in the muscle cars class. Unless you really like the look and don't care at all about performance, steer clear.

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>>127132975
>being this retarded

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>>127133146

>>127133146
Wow, you sure showed me what a child you are.

>>127132412
It's entirely mediocre, not competitive with the top muscle cars. It has nothing special going for it. The Dominator is still your best (and only) choice if you're looking for performance.

>>127133227
Go back to driving your soopers. Don't you have 27k to pay because someone set it on fire?

>>127133146
Now I'm curious if this game has a dedicated ERP scene.

I spent a few months doing the goldshire thing, but ultimately got bored with all the futa night elves, only looking for beast bottom play.

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>>127133146

Show me more.

>>127133376
>The Dominator is still your best (and only) choice if you're looking for performance.
Depends on the track. If you have a ton of tight corners and no straights, I'd go with something like the BlackFin or the Blade, since they have sick acceleration and decent traction and the Dominator wouldn't he able to keep up.

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>>127133146
FUCK!

>haven't been in /gtaog/ since early 2014
>callmeqt is still posting
Nothing's changed.

>>127133678
There's a severe influx of PCucks.

>>127133678
>thinking anyone would ever leave 4chan

>learn about cars weakspot yesterday here
>join random session
>see random car with VIP and bodyguard
>shoot the weak spot
>insta explode
>hurr durr hacker
>VIP ragequits
kek'd hard

>>127133876
>Thinking anyone could leave 4chan

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>>127133795
wouldn't PC be the bull and console the cuck since PC is the one stealing exclusives?

>>127133970
Mind teaching me about it?

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>>127133795

>>127134074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ocUH7ncyAg&feature=youtu.be&t=136

>>127134214
Oh yeah vaguely like where the gas would be. Thanks.

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>>127134020

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>>127134214

>>127131987
I was there, I just don't have a twitch account, I guess I could make one so I can talk.

>mfw qt yawns causing me to yawn
>mfw just wanting to snuggle in bed with qt instead im lying here alone ;_;

>Join session
>"Moder give moni"
>"Drop money hacker"
>Join new session
>"Give monee"
>"Money pls"
>"Is anyone modder here"
>Join new session
>Get a firepit place around my stomach
>Die repeatedly
I don't even know why I bother anymore.

>>127134569
It's the fire inside that still burns.

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>>127134534
>stealth watching me when I think im alone
fug
this has gone too far u__u

I love being the pilot in Prison Break. You just sit around for 5 minutes while doing nothing, then you fly to the airport to pick those other shitters up and then you're done and get paid.

In the image advertising all the xmas stuff it shows a full santa outfit. I found the hat and suit but where do I get the beard? Also can I get the present sack?

>>127135006
I'd love to see a team that can go from Los Santos to leaving the prison in five minutes.

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>>127135006
>easiest job
>the one people fuck up the most
like poetry

>>127134437
>implying everyone knows everything and that everyone here is a veteran

>>127135174
To be fair, retards who don't know how to fly can make anything look tough.

>>127135181
Well it's just that gas tank explosions with guns have been a thing in GTA since 3. You played all of those ones, right anon?

>>127134949
kill yourself already you faggot

>>127134831
Just like the firepit that never goes out.

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>>127134949

>stealth watching

everyone does this. r-right?

>mfw getting into bed with qt

>>127135435
yes, but you know in other games it's more about shooting the little square or circle where fuel goes into instead in GTA V is kind of hidden since there is no square/circle to shoot at

>>127135435
It's pretty different actually. Just shooting the gas tank doesn't explode shit, it's some hidden shit you need to shoot.

>>127135567
Not this anon, but,
>inb4 someone says "why would you shoot the hole into the tank and not the tank itself lmao"

1: this is actually more likely to cause an explosion, you need an oxygen mix with gasoline vapors to get a boom

2: shooting into the tank means no oxygen for the spark to ignite at all, Mythbusters unloaded heavy rounds at a high rate into gas tanks of various fuel / oxygen levels and didn't get a single explosion shooting directly into the tank.

>>127129680
15 if I'm hopping in for finale, 20 if I've been there for setups.
I COULD go for 10 finale only if I know the host and know he's not fucking retarded so free money.

>>127134949
I didn't want to put you off your singing, idk if you'd do it with an audience. That cute as fuck voice, make me warm inside.

have mariachi car
tried getting herse
how get herse
can you still get lawnmower?
how get lawnmower
what other super sneaky vehicles need i collect?

>>127137098
I'd help you, but I won't because you don't know how to spell hearse.

>>127137201
sheeeit
thanks for pointing it out at least<3

>>127135057
It's a mask, you can get it at the vespucci mask shop near the beach.

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>>127136890
FUCK!

>>127129680
I do it for fun, since dedgen and clipping on the edge of 30 million bank

I'll send a message saying "0% for me :^)" but most host leaders are retarded and will either leave it at 15 or split it 25% for everybody

i get more than enough dosh from the suffering set ups with xmas babbies

Anyone else having the launcher crash when you open it? This is a little obnoxious.
Verified cache and everything.

>>127137925
download installer from http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/activate, select 'repair gta v'

that's what fixed it for me

Is proxymine triggered by cars?
Does it blows up soon enough to take out a fullspeed kuruma?

>>127137435
Senpai, pls...
I hope that don't make you nervous I'm just being honest.

>>127138672
Yes
No

>>127138295
That page gives a 404, how did you end up getting to it?

>>127138698
>callin a beta bitch senpai
You would get better responses by goin dom on him. Just sayin...

Anybody use enhanced trainer in sp? Every time I go to spawn a bodyguard Scriphook crashes then GTA crashes. I have the latest versions of Scriphook and API loader.

>>127138792
Take the , off the end.

>>127138672
walking will set it off too soon
full speed in a car will most often set it off too late

placing one down, leaving the area waiting for it to explode a player, coming back to area will spawn it again without using another mine

>>127138872
I'm not that dumb, I just don't think it works for me. I found I think a similar page, but the problem appears to be that I downloaded through Steam and it won't let me download a standalone installer.

>>127138859
>implying I don't switch once we get between the sheets.
>implying I don't make out it gonna be slow and romantic and then tie you up and chew up your boipussy

>>127138792
oh whoops, it should be https

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/activate should work

>>127139254
Yeah, I've gotten to that page. It won't let me download the game separate, it just tells me to go download it from Steam which obviously does not fix my issue. r i p

>>127137331
I was afraid that would be the answer. Doesn't look nearly as good as a fake beard would. Oh well, thanks.

>>127139336
ah, that's a shame

have you tried reinstalling social club? other than that i got nothing short of redownloading the whole game

>>127139336
>>127139037
>steam

Well there's your problem.

>>127139898
Steam's usually such a decent program, but I guess I should've known better.

>>127139898
niceme.me

>>127139336
steam has the exact same function with the _fix local contect_ or whatever.

>>127128562
Is there any new glitch to use a mask, glasses and helmet at the same time?

>>127137925
Tried reinstalling the launcher?

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200146066

>gallery
>press X to Add Meme Text

Really, Rockstar? Really?

>>127140450
Yeah, the "use a menu" glitch.

>>127140679
That's been there for almost a year.

>>127140450
New? No.

Soda machine method still works, you just need to be sanic fast.

>>127137313
Well I'll help you out now since you decided not to give into my overt hostility. What's your SC?

>>127134569
It's worse right now because kids are on break, just wait a week.

>>127141690
SC:Jebusasaurusrex
i cant believe being nice in 2016 payed off already

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Normie here is the Rocoto, very comfy to drive in the snow and slides around corners great.

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>>127142809
Never mind

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>>127142839
Customization to old cars without it DLC when?

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What's your invalid excuse for not climbing Mount Chilliad in the snow for the last time? Just do it, anon. It's comfy up here.

>>127143186
Never. Why would you ever want your old cars to have new cool things about them? We can't make you pay hundreds of thousands for your same old car, we have to give you a new one.

>never got to wish new year in with qt
>not holding him from behind while softly kissing his neck while watching the countdown
;_; fuckmylife

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Do u guise like my new hat

>>127143558
Nah, it's pretty shit.

So I used to play this on console, but like the faggot I am, I traded it in a while ago.

Luckily my buddy gifted me a copy on Steam so now I can join in for the shenanigans on Online. Which crew is more active?

Starting a fresh PacStan

Currently 2/4

Add SC PC: ChrisGrizzly for invite

>>127143125
fair enough.

>>127143558
I'm kekking

>>127129680
0% because literally every freeroam session I join has skiddies in it who give me money without even being asked

Money for selling personal vehicles was 50% of original car price + 60% of the price of upgrades or the other way around? For some reason I can't find this information anywhere.

>>127143670
IGN Crew

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>>127143743
I could let you do the finale if you just want money.

>just came off my second ban
>scared some kid will drop money on me and get my account closed

>>127144073
I have one open at the moment but if you want to host a finale i'll do that now and finish this after. More money

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>>127143413
>Add new features to old cars
>Charge hundreds of thousands of dollars to even have the permission to buy them

>>127144281
I'll join you, then I'll host mines.

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>>127143393
Even these black people (or niggers as I like to call them) have made it up here in the cold. So why haven't you?

>>127144375
We need 1 more then

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>>127143413
>We can't make you pay hundreds of thousands for your same old car, we have to give you a new one.
Literally Benny's lowriders.

One more needed for PacStan heist finale. Add me SC PC: ChrisGrizzly

>>127144317
>doing so forces slammed suspension on your car
>even if you just want to change the interior color or install a custom steering wheel

>>127144712
Last time i tried to join a pacstan i got the timeouts for a week.

>>127144903
Well try again

wtb: competent heist crew

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>>127133146

tfw no whisper system ingame so i can wolfERP

>>127145535

Get the fuck in here SC PC: ChrisGrizzly

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>tfw all your hard earned hackerbux go to VIP

>>127145706
i would but i dont want to get kicked from crew

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I've way too much money, anyone want some?

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>>127145729
>hard earned
More like ill gotten gains.
I know you were being sarcastic.

Is Yamato a good name for my asian character's yacht?

>>127145939
You won't get kicked from the crew.

>>127145954
Me

We had some disconnect who wants in on this PacStan Fresh?

>>127143558
wewlad

>>127146465
If on PC, count me in.

>>127144903

Timeouts just come with the territory in GTAO. For the longest time I thought it was my wifi and got so fed up I ended up just running a damn Ethernet cable through my house. Still got timeouts/dropped into servers by myself.

Tl;dr Rockstar servers are just shit. If you DC, just keep on keepin on...

>>127146929
>got so fed up I ended up
I put together the lan plug in a shitty way long ago so i thought it was the problem.
I ripped the fuckin cable out of my rig and hooked up an old router as wifi receiver.
Seriously, fuck this game.

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>>127145954
Nah, I'm cool.

Who here will actually miss the snow when it's gone in a few hours?

>>127147567
I have irl snow now so its ok. I made peace with it.

>>127147567
I won't, fuck this shit

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>mfw just sitting outside the humane lab during the deliver emp part of the setup while the leader (and hacker) of the heist continue to trigger the alarm along with the other 2 retards over and over again
it's perfect

>>127147784
I can't believe how hard it is to snipe the 1st two guards, then get the Insurgent and everyone in the parking lot, then let the car pass. It's nearly impossible.

>>127147784
Holy shit how do people fuck up the EMP deliver mission? It is the easiest mission by far, I can solo it.

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>>127147784
pic related

>>127147567
I'll miss it since it meant easy race wins. All those shitters don't know how to handle their car in the snow.

>>127147986
You can feel his humanity leave his soul as he clutches the bat harder and harder each time the mission fails.

>>127148132
>dont know
Its impossible with kb.
I played with an xboxthing during the chrismas snow, it was easy as shit. Just slowly press the trigger and the wheels keep traction. Thing broke and now im playan with keyboard, fuckers keep spinning all over the place.

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>rando adds me
>joins my party
>Gross fat fuck with annoying accent and chewing something loudly and stupid laugh contributing nothing to my chat or game joins party and stream
>want to keep streaming but cant put mic back in in case he sees i ditched him

>>127148558
if you stop looking at mirrors it will go away

>>127148558
>in case he sees i ditched him
god damn it qt, stop being such a sissy.

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What's the best LE car in terms of speed and handling?

>>127148695
>LE
You mean cops? I doubth anyone drove them long enough to have an opinion.

>>127148798

No, the armored vehicles from Executives & Other Animals.

>>127148918
Schafter V12

I bought a bike online but now how do I change the color of it? I take it to the customs place but under respray it only gives me the option of spraying my crew emblem.

>>127148918
Shafter V12 seems to get a lot of positive rep.

>>127148918

Schafter V12

>>127149173
Let me guess, you bought a Carbon RS?

>>127148918
I have a baller lwb armored. Cant complain about its handling or performance, works well and pretty comfy.
Also have a schafter12, i dont like its sound.

Most normies will crash once every 30 seconds so i rarely have problems with anything that isnt a truck. My opinion may not be useful.

>>127149173
Carbon RS go home. You can't change that bike color.

>>127149239
>>127149342
Ah yeah now that I look again it doesn't have any color options on the site. Whoops. Thanks.

What's the best way to turn this bike back into cash? Is the only option to sell it to the customs guy?

>>127149638
Yes. At least it was only 40k.

>>127149772
Yep it was a fairly cheap lesson this time.

Can I be part of your sekrit club?

>>127150171
No

>>127150171
Post SC and mention which crew who want to join. Send a join request to the proper crew. Make sure your profile is visible.

What the fuck? A modder blew up my car and I can't call insurance to get it back. Am I fucked?

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RIP in Pieces snow.

Optional winter lobbies when?

>>127150746
Have you looked into your garage or switched session?

>>127150895
Not Sadler/10.

>>127150907
Yes to both. Not listed in garage and it was insured but they say they're busy (so no answer).

>>127150895
Snow is gone? Thank fuck. It is fun running around in my white camo and all, but it's already cold here and I am shivering, and I don't want to stare at snow when I am already cold. plus i sweat more in the cold for some odd reason, making me even colder

>>127151158
Blow one of your cheap car and see if they answer. Maybe you didn't insured your car mate.

i think gta iv album is the best objectively.

What single player mods are y'all using aside from the obvious FOV?

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Post your truckfu.

>>127151649
>playing with nessi
never ever.

>>127151730
I'm so sorry about that shit taste of yours, but it appears to be chronic.

GTA:O is honestly unplayable on PC at this point.

Every session is FILLED with hackers, its impossible to do anything.

The PC player base is so shit skillwise most people cannot handle the heists, the only thing worth doing for RP and money.

Its so fucking broken and so god damn blatent, the fact Rockstar doesnt have a team of like 5 fucking people banning people every day in sessions blows my mind.

No one hides it at all, they could easily take down hundreds of people, and especially a bunch of little shitty kids.

I have never seen an online game in such a shit state.

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>>127151026
>Sadler
There are no reasons to own a Sadler when you can own a Bison. I like cars that other people find boring and "normal" but even I find Sadlers just lame.

>>127151941
>I have never seen an online game in such a shit state.
Haven't played APB then, huh?

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>>127151876

Does anyone own a vehicle identical to their irl daily driver?

I kinda wanna do that

>>127151941
You think PC got it bad, you should try console randoms.

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>>127152349
>i own 3 kurumas

Where can I find a glass roof ruiner? I keep finding the ugly open roof version.

>>127152349
i thought QT was supposed to be the faggot

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>Nessi is a kuruma shitter

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So what's the best looking graphical mod for GTA V so far?

I've been looking at this but something tells me it's a little too colorful.

https://www.gta5-mods.com/misc/awesomekills-enb-sweet

>>127152543
It's random, keep driving one.

>>127152349
I don't care if Nessi is super helpful and all, this guy is fucking cancer.

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>>127152570

>>127152676
that's about $12.5M
what's the big deal?

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who is the most cancerous person in gtag?

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>>127152570
sign me the FUCK up good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right thereright there(chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

>>127153202
>armored lights
the single only good thing about that car.

>>127152570

why is the meme is still alive


mintymeme is not here


but the memes

keeps going on

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>>127152586
vanilla gta 5 has plenty of color

why are people so obsessed with making it look like a goddamn pixar movie

>>127153309
Be honest /gtaog/ why don't you use the kuruma?

>>127153375
Because 500k is a lot to me and the standard version has a spoiler by default.

>>127153375
nessi sympathizer pls go

get gud

>>127153375
A lot of stigma for an armored car.

>>127153375
I hate the spoilers. I got an unmemed one once but I couldn't stand it.

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>>127153363

those texture and lightning
hot

>>127153375
Because i prefer to go on foot.
Fucktards who use the kuruma ruin this for me by rushing in and fucking everything up.
It takes exactly zero effort to do anything with the kuruma. Its a rolling god-mode cheat.

If i have to grind for money i want to have some fun while doing it. Using mouse-only is not fun. Not even remotely fun.

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>>127153375


>kuruma
>not insurgent

wew

>>127153657
but I was advocating for nessi to be removed yesterday GOML

>>127153363
Why is everything so bright while it's raining?

Be honest, /gtaog/. Who of you drives a disgusting supercar in freeroam?

>>127154929
Nah, motorcycles for life.

How many hours of snow is there left?

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>>127154929
Only fags.
These are my cars, not pictured: hakubike, jackal.
also a few offroads in a different garage.
Supershits look horrible.

>>127154929

t20 gold metal

dollar rims$$$$$

>>127155081
Too many

>>127154929
I only drive the nice ones.

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>>127154929
Me, 10 of them

So best vs slasher is fun ?

>>127155952
no

>>127154929
I drive what I want faggot. Try to stop me.

>>127155952
*beast
sry for that autism autism general

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>>127155001

I like you.

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>>127156270
That's almost exactly like mine. I just like the other custom frame more.

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Reminder that this makes up at least a quarter of the playerbase for this game.

>>127156626
>Finnish
are you surprised

>>127156626
types better than 99% of gtag

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>>127156626

>>127156626
>I was supposed to go to the first grade today

>>127156819
too much, obviously making shit up.
As >>127156751 mentioned, typing is way too good for someone like that.

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>>127156819

>My dad will spank me

Does he play cave explorer as well?

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>>127156626

>loirinuotio

>>127156819
>>127156909

Niin hyvää puuta

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Why won't it let me? o.o
I was just modifying it a second ago then it lagged out, kicked me out and now this.

>>127157503
That's what you get for not putting a tracker on it first.

>>127156626
I bet you played gta 3 as a kid

>>127157574
I literally just bought it, went to customs, bought some shit, lagged out and got kicked out of customs and now this.

>>127156626
t. 4kana

>>127157574
Bought vehicles come with with tracker and full insurance coverage.

>>127157759
try
>new session

>>127157982
works ty

>ingame
>praise the kuruma
>everyone takes the bait

>>127158935
hahaahah nice bait my friend
haha you fucking helicopter autist

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>>127158935

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>>127159138
>>127159210

>>127158935
>be helo
>somebody touches me
>kick them from the crew
>NIDF praises me in the thread

>>127159651
>touch nessi's valk helicopter with my strong black annihilator and destroy it
>get kicked out of the game and crew before i can say oops
:^)

>>127158935
>I was merely pretending, friends!
>Do you know how much cock I suck on a daily basis?

Is it ok if I took the money some hacker was spawning?

Why are there so many attention whores in these threads?

>>127159651
I dont think anyone is praising that cunt for kicking out people for bullshit reasons.
It seems like going near that fag is enough reason to get kicked.

>>127160312
No, that was a very bad goy. You should have gotten into a vehicle and reported him, then bought some Shark Cards™.

>>127160350
It's the nature of PCucks.

>>127160362
Are there any other memers like that to stay away from?

>>127160660
Nope, the only memer who has the permissions to kick people and goes crazy without warning.

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>>127156626
>2 titans, but they are my dads

>>127161087
He means the Intel CPUs, not the cargo planes.

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>>127161226
>CPUs

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>spend 40 minutes or more going through all my guns and customizing them how i want them all
>come out of menu
>being hip thrusted by 2 thirsty cunts
>door is blocked by clown moonbeam

how long can you actually wait to meme someone before it becomes a waste of time

Which SUV is your guys' favorite? I'm looking for a nice offroader that can hold 3 other people to climb mountains with? How's the Baller LE?

>>127161505
Why is everyone ghost?

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>>127161226

Or maybe he has two dads who are both titans. Titans as in colossal human creatures.

>>127161605

The Insurgent trumps pretty much any offroad vehicle that isn't the Sanchez.

>>127161674
He's a passive pussy.

>>127161674
shopping

>>127161676
Life can't be easy for the son of greek gods in modern day Finland. He probably gets bullied a lot for not having a yellow skin and slanted eyes.

Does my slider-fu just suck, or is it really that hard to create an attractive lady character in Online?

>>127161919
Yes.
You have the same body type no matter what.
The only way to make yourself unique is to get an outfit and stick to it.

>>127161919
Both

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>>127130810
nevar

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>>127161605
I have a Serrano, Mesa, [the q7like thing], and a LongBaller. May not be the best climber but i managed to get on the mountain without scratching it. Mesa slipped off halfway...
Its my favorite so far

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>>127161605
a modified bravado gresley riding high on off road tyres is SO infinately rare . noone pretty much has a bravado Gresley at all modified let alone an off roader

no idea how good it is at climbing looks pretty based tho

Has anybody tried putting in an ignition bomb and then starting your car with the remote function? Does it do anything?

>>127162981
Most people confuse next-gen Baller with the Gresley in the first place. Personally I prefer the former, but the Gresley is a ok car, for singleplayer.

>>127163901
I like the cut of your jib.
But R* probably didn't think like that, give me 5 seconds and I'll have your answer.

>>127163901
>>127164291
No, it doesn't.
But ignition bombs don't detonate you if you get in a car you armed with one. They only detonate if someone else does.

>>127164552
What a shame.

>>127161605
I like the merryweather jeep, I got one yesterday and it's great. The roof mounted lights work on high beam too, but it has a tendency to roll over, and bend it's front wheels with ease. It's also free if you know where to get it.

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>Playing a parkour map
>Get to the end
>Host is also there
>Yells at me for shooting at people who shoot at me
>Game ends
>Host has more kills then me

I just played a very strange deathmatch that dropped us into the middle of a seemingly infinite ocean with no weapons. The only way to get kills was to beat each other with fists.

>>127167513
100000000000000$
100000000000000RP

Best places to off-road in Sandking XL?

>>127167915
anywhere not near water because "lol your vehicle has been destroyed plz call mors mutual because your car can't handle 1 cm deep water"

>>127167915
northern mountains

>tfw Gerald keeps fucking sending me chumash and grab and nothing else
Guess my best source of cash is gone. It's a 2 player job.

>>127168391
Pause > Online > Play Job > Rockstar Created > Missions

>>127168486
I totally forgot about that. Thanks.

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>>127166392
>mfw I got the Off-Road Mesa before it was purchasable back in 2013
I still own it on PC and probably will keep it forever.

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A hacker dropped alot of money on me and I'd rather not cheat. Is there any way for me to drop or otherwise get rid of cash that is not deposited?

>>127169367
Good goy

>>127169367
buy yacht

>>127169367
Report yourself on Rockstar customer support and try to be accurate on the amount of money you received. It's the only safe ''legal'' way to get rid of it. You can always try to get rid of it by buying stuff you don't really need or you probably always wanted.

>>127169367
upgrade random vehicles you find and dont get trackers/insurance and let people take them/blow em up

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>>127166994
>playing a 999999RP+$$$ deathmatch to grind kills for weapon skins
>easily claim 1st
>host kicks me from the next match's lobby
>go to Quick Job on phone
>get matched to same DM
>You have been kicked from this Job
>repeat two or three times
>finally get in
>game launches
>see character spawn with baseball bat
>mfw I BTFOd the host so hard he had to turn weapons off