Happy 2016!!! edition
Old: >>126461929
News:
>Dragon Age: Magekiller #1 out!
>Jade Empire free on Origin: https://www.origin.com/en-ie/store/free-games/on-the-house
>Kotor 1 and Kotor 2 only 2.99 USD on Steam now!
>€15.58 for Baldur's Gate 1&2 on GoG
>MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/5dazGqUA
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Celebrating NWY all by himself like always
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/-/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF0UEHzCZV4
Friendly reminder that absolutely no solaswives are allowed!
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>126906907
For /bwg/ and Geralt!!!!
I love you Solas!
How much should I spread my asshole if I created an Origin account to buy Inquisition?
>>126907142
Called the cops. ;)
good OP
>>126907313
Enough to fit a male dwarf's arm.
>>126907321
>>126907000
The dumb bitch attacked Hawke.
>tfw no Yvette romance
Femhawke>manhawke
>all these new areas because of DLCs once you reach Skyhold
ahhhh I think Im just going to stay in the Hinterlands.
>>126908628
Just level up to 20 in the hinterlands. Then the rest of the game is a breeze.
Chris...
TRAITOR
The Polish Shepard voices Kylo Ren in the TFA dub...
>>126909501
Does he still sound like an adolescent on the brink of tears?
goodnight
>>126910515
fucking leave
Janitor...
Thank you...
Thank you, based Janitor...
Happy New Year to you.
2016 soon
>free Jade Empire deal also includes the soundtrack and artbook
Pretty neat desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdMCxrzqvk
>>126909357
>bishop and sand
>lol can't have
Obsidian never knew how to please.
>>126914158
But you can have Bishop for five minutes if you pick the evil ending!
>>126914158
Bishop romance was intended but cut ;_;
>falls in love with you
>betrays you because it makes him feel like less of an edgelord
Bishop is like a bit like Morrigan if Morrigan was an actual sociopath and not a tsundere
>>126914280
I know, they should've cut the other one.
Ganna was also a bore.
Am I missing something obvious here?
I can't find what the ! is trying to tell me.
>>126914858
Did you talk to her? She's sometimes available when you come in.
>>126914858
Nevermind, it was the annoying singer that wouldn't let me talk to her until he stop her ugly chant.
>>126914747
Casavir was supposed to be a proper character with a plotline about him being a former lover of Ophala, but that was cut like so many other things
Gann was pretty cool imo, but Safiya is still better because she's actually plot related
>>126914968
>annoying
Please don't bully Maryden, the unofficial 5th party member.
Best cannothavefu
>>126915143
>the unofficial 5th party member.
I've talked to her for the first time now, after 72h of playing.
>>126915334
He is jesting, anon. Nobody cares for that tongue cutting slut.
>>126915380
>slut
Now you got me interested!
>>126915445
That's a figure of speech, there are no sluts in Dragon Age anymore
>>126915380
>jesting
No such things. Ever notice how Maryden always shows up in Val Royeaux and Halamshiral? Clearly, she's traveling with the Inquisitor wherever they go.
>>126915595
Dorian is a slut desu.
If anon is here, this is my fat Garrett. Marian is also a fat cow.
>>126916354
>calling a proud and liberated PoC lgbht++ man a "slut"
Very problematic, called the tumblr police
>>126916375
What about Carver and Bethany?
>>126916505
That's Beth. All done by memory, and since she only survived once so I don't remember her face very well.
>>126915286
My best cannothave is sten. I wanted to fug him so bad...
>>126916637
Z-zyzz?
>>126916768
I don't know who that is. Only posted my sims shit here.
>>126916832
It's a dead /fit/ celebrity
>>126916832
>I don't know who that is
Really...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Shavershian
>>126916896
>/fit/ celebrity
Dude was known all around 4chan.
>>126916951
I've been here for a decade and never heard of this person. Boxxy is know all around, that trap whose name eludes me right now, Chris chan probably as well, this dude? Not even a clue.
>>126917106
Nevermind, I know him by photo not name.
>>126916896
Should've posted this one instead.
>>126917106
Wigga, even the weebs at /a/ know Zyzz:
https://desustorage.org/a/search/text/zyzz/
Or: https://desustorage.org/k/search/text/zyzz/
And: https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/zyzz/
And and: http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/zyzz/
>he didn't get swole in 2015
>>126917504
>Qunari
>trannies, fake dragon people, liars
>>126914696
Morrigan is shit and deserves death
As long as Bishop isn't Morrigan he's automatically better.
>>126917365
>>126917360
>>126916896
>Zyzz
>Bioware or Dragon Age
I don't get it
Who did you dance with at the Winter Palace in Halamshiral?
>>126914696
Doesn't he betray you just to get back at Duncan? It's been ages since I played NWN2.
. . .
>>126919242
He was talking about how fit sim!Carver is
>>126919458
If you have low influence with him - because he thinks you're a faggot
If you have high influence with him - to get at Duncan
If you're a female but didn't flirt with him - because he's jelaous of Casavir
If you're a female and have high influence with him - because he feels like you're weakening him. There are some hints about it if you take him to Ammon's haven and fail speech checks with one of the succubuses, he defends you and she taunts him about it
>>126919629
I remember reading that he was supposed to be a full blown romance like Casavir. And Neeshka in addition to Elanee.
I've never played a female character through NWN2 and saw his dialogue, but I remember thinking when I played the game that I bet women would prefer Bishop to Casavir.
>>126907313
It's not terrible. They have free games on there.
>>126911450
Damnit. What did I miss?
>>126919958
Both romances in NWN2 are so awkward, Casavir is boring and lifeless and Elanee is a creep who has stalked you since infancy. It's funny how both of them die along with the annoying faggots like Grobnar and Qara in the end while most other bros survive, Avellone really hated them
>>126920590
Solas shit like usual
>>126907313
Origin isn't that bad. They have fewer games than monopoly zone steam and their social aspect is non existent. It's simple, buy the game, download and play.
Also, free popcap, classics from devs they've destroyed or Bioware every other month.
>>126920830
>Avellone really hated them
It's completely their fault for creating such uninspired characters. I understand by them romances were more vanilla, so to speak, but Viconia is a successful proof you don't need to play safe.
>>126921093
I think that NWN2 in general was Obsidian's attempt at making a wholesome fantasy game, and it failed because the writers are obviously more at home writing weird shit and edgy, conflicted characters. Gann and Safiya from the expansion are much better than Casavir and Elanee because they have very unique backgrounds and are full of identity issues
Speaking of Viccy, it's unfair to bring up Gaider's tsunderes because nothing in the industry compares to them
>>126914696
But morrigan didn't betray The Warden. There is a scenario where she leaves even though you did her a favor before but that is just being a bit selfish, it's not like she promised anything or was crutial to the mission.
Solas is the closest you get to a betrayer companion wise since he is the actual asshole of the story. Anders just has slight differences with jesus.
>>126921665
That greentext was about Bishop, but Morrigan does have that part in her romance where she dumps you because she starts feeling something which is a Bishop-like thing to do
>>126921093
Well NWN2 OC was hurt by the fact that they ran out of time and cut a lot of shit out. If they had done all four romances completely like they planned on, it might not have been so bad.
In MoTB they had more time they needed and it showed in the final product. Both the overall story and the romances were much better.
>>126921946
What is it with Obsidian and running out of time...
>>126921665
I don't see a problem... either way she offers to fuck you (or one of your buddies) silly to save your life. Your fault if you actually refuse. The offer wasn't selfless but nothing is, desu.
>>126922747
They are incompetent.
Jade Empire is pretty good, I was pleasantly surprised by it. Shame it's completely underrated by bioware fans.
>>126925620
It was an xbox exclusive on release and only got a PC port two years after coming out, no wonder it didn't become a hit
>>126926059
proof consoles ruin everything
The abandoned Chateau is p spoopy desu. What was in the box, why would the Inquisitor think it's a good idea to just grab it, and why did it give 10 cunning?
>>126923928
>whore offers to be a whore
I see no changes
>>126926203
What can I say, curiosity killed a cat.
kill me
Solaswives are not welcome here
>>126929920
This
>>126929920
There are no Solaswives in here though
DA:Origins is almost here!
>>126930371
I hope it gets lost
>>126930371
>ordering a physical copy
What are you doing?
>>126929920
Damn y'all.
>>126930595
I like to hold the things I buy in my hand.
>>126930719
Weirdo. I bet you don't even have a waifu because you can't hold her tits in your hand.
>>126930983
I don't buy my waifus
They come to me through love
>>126931067
And the games come to you through steam/origin/whatever.
>>126931268
My emotions don't come through the game.
>>126931320
As you wish.
>>126930983
>>126931067
fine dwarven waifus, direct from orzammar
I've a physical version of DAO, DA2 and plan to buy DAI when it's cheap so it looks "complete"
>>126932454
>no Velanna
>>126932576
at least reply to yourself correctly geeze
Cancer
>>126932665
Yes
>>126932665
Girls are creepy
>>126932630
But that wasn't me
>>126932787
>>126932953
They really are
Can you at least post good fanart if you're going to spam it?
>>126934128
I don't think haters have them desu
>>126935006
I'd rather look at literal shit than look at your posts bby
>>126935236
>>126935236
Again, that wasn't me. At least try to understand a conversation, you angry faggot. You're being worse than the spammer right now.
>>126934128
Post weird
>>126935463
I'm fully aware you're the retarded solaswife who turns every thread to shit at the same time every day
>>126935463
You're the only angry faggot here lmeo
>>126935570
Is good circle girl Morri weird enough?
>>126935906
This is too fantasy even for fantasy setting.
>>126935570
>/dag/ legacy
>>126932454
and people call Rhodes shit...
>>126937034
Rhodes was never good
>>126936603
Gaider and Shani are the only decent ones here
zzz
I can't bring myself to make evil decisions. Every time I try to make an evil character I always make good decisions and never pick the rude dialog options
>>126938059
Same problem, m8.It was much easier with renegade Shepard tho.
>>126935668
>mfw anons so mad he's confusing other posts for mine
>>126934128
I'm not a Solaswife or Culllenite why would I care
Just posting DA related content
My waifu is actually Morrigan.
>>126938554
what does that have to do with not posting tumblr shit
>>126938654
I'm using Bing. Why would I be reading filenames? I'll only post good quality Morrigan.
>>126938839
>>126939347
I think this is the last one
>want to bring Sera to Adamant to see how badly she'll be losing her shit
>remember that Varric needs to be there for Hawke
Fug.
What do?
>>126940641
temporarily respec one of them to be a dagger rogue
>>126940714
That doesn't help at all. I'd still have to ditch either Dorian or Fraudwall.
>>126940861
Ditch fraudwall.
>>126940861
You know what to do
>>126921489
Why is she so perfect
>>126939726
But elves are taller in 2 and I
>>126940861
Ditch both, and use Cole and Solas instead.
>>126942681
Because Jennifer Hale at least tried to act back then
>>126939347
>>126939494
Oh, I love memes!
>>126930371
Free on PS+ in January...
>>126947108
>ps+
>forced to pay 50 a year to have access to a game
Lmao
>>126915595
What is Iron Bull?
>>126946750
Meme on this for size!
>>126948473
This is illegal. Or should be.
DUB DUB DUB DUDUDUB DUB DUB
DUDUB DUB DUB DUDUDUB DUBDUB
pam param pam pam param
>>126947767
A shit, just like all qunari.
I've missed you today /dag/bwg/
JoH or Descent, /dag/?
>>126951789
Do you want forests and a dragon or caves and David Hayter?
>>126952491
>David Hayter
Can I have Kiefer Sutherland instead?
Either locale sounds alright. Which one has more deepest lore?
>>126954115
JoH has Avvar and previous Inquisition lore with a bit of magic lore too.
Descent has the Deep Roads, dwarves in the Deep Roads, dwarves,super secret anti-fun armor-fuseddwarves and somelyrium proto-dwarves too.
>>126952491
David Hayter's mancave...
>>126954791
Wew. Descent really expands the dwarf lore, huh? Makes me think it's going to be more relevant in DA4. Hopefully.
Thanks, bby. Will probably roll with the Descent.
>>126955891
>yfw dwarves are relevant again in DA4because Jennifer Hepler returned to write them again
>>126956674
Hopefully never
um.....
can you all stop posting white solas art pls.....
its really triggering......
>>126962903
Solas is a white elf.
Dorian is a white slut.
Lel is a white baguette.
Prove me wrong - you cannot, desu senpai.Brown elves are literal shit.
>>126963346
But Dorian isn't white, he's a bleached Indian, just like in real life.
>>126963346
>Bosmer are shit
Says fucking who
>>126964674
>a literal race of literal manlets
>savages that eat corpses and probably fuck trees
>epic stealth archers
A shit.
>>126949380
track name pls
>tfw DA artist is doing a giveaway but makes you reblog her post to your followers
>tfw no followers. why have followers?
Can't wait for Solas to reveal we've been fucking shit up since the beginning.
>>126969958
>>126970585
Alright guys its time.
Put in your characters name and your favorite Bioware Character and post results.
This should be interesting.
http://creativichee.tumblr.com/miniscenario
>>126970960
oh nooooooo
>>126962903
Tagged :>)
>>126970960
>Dag was bullied by Solas when they were both children. Solas doesn't remember doing it
>Dag and Solas are in an arranged marriage, but Dag doesn't want to go through with it.
>Dag frequently has dreams or nightmares about Solas.
>Solas has offended Dag in some way but doesn't realize it.
all legit tbqh
>>126970960
Your welcome dag
>>126973508
That's because Hawke is a sassy white gay man and Morrigan is a trans lesbian of colour.
>>126970960
That's.. unlikely.
Well this was unexpected...no Origins today...
Cassandra is sweaty and disgusting
So.. I bought the 2nd series of Inquisition playing cards specifically for one card. I may be a lost cause.
>>126975830
too bad anon, best luck tomorrow
>>126975830
UPS is a massive cock like that. I'll have packages that say delivered and won't have the shit for a few days.
In other news, someone is gonna burn.
>>126975830
UPS... I had to go to their shipping facility once at 10:00 PM to pick up something they forgot to deliver. They also once marked a package as "delivered" when it was nowhere to be found on my property. I contacted them, who contacted the store, who sent the shipment out again with UPS footing the bill. Then a week later, after I had gotten the replacement, my noncommunicative neighbor shows up with the original one, opened, and very clearly addressed to me...
>>126970960
I'd read it.
>>126981474
Isn't that not legal?
>>126983468
Opening someone else's packages? I assume so.
>>126987597
So is he barefoot everywhere like a filthy hippy? I don't remember.
>>126987698
He really is. It's weird.
>>126988006
He looks pretty high in the second picture on the top.
Is Heroes of Dragon Age any better than it was a year ago?
>>126989195
is it?
>>126990336
People actually played it?
Are Bastila and Canderous the only good SWfus in KOTOR? I haven't played it in years.
>>126988006
wait a minute that staff...
>>126997774
why is the only way to romance Vega is to have femshep rape him...
>>127000928
Because Mac hates us.
Just started a Nightmare run of Inquisition.
Mage going into a Knight Enchanter.
What should be the first few Inquisition Perks I pick up? Did enough of the hinterlands so that I could get to Val Royeaux and start working on getting Sera. I have only 1 perk so far.
I fixed Cullen.
>>127003539
More Healing Potions, Optimal Cutting, and Deft Hands, Fine Tools.
>>126996505
There's also Juhani if you're kiki and Atton, Visas, Bao-Durr and Brianna in 2
>>127004529
>blonde hair
>pitch black beard and body hair
it's just not right
>>127007264
Yeah those were on my list. Can't quite get some yet until I get more agents/perks in those areas. I grabbed a convo one as I read they give some pretty good xp and codexes for now
>>127007540
But it looks so good.
>>127008746
I miss ME1 Ash...
>>127007971
when will Bioware add more characters with this body type?
when will we be able to customize our character's body in a DA game?
>>127008845
Gone but never forgotten...
Last day of the year.. last day of my internet... last day on earth....
>>127004529
http://i.imgur.com/QL4x6zl.jpg
>>127010596
rip
>>126997928
Tali a shit
>>127010596
We'll miss you... hope you get new internet soon
>>127010656
>That perfectly trimmed belly hair
Real men just let it grow wild
>>127010938
It's still Cullen.
>http://40.media.tumblr.com/a90bad8784eee6652dc3b43ece2172d7/tumblr_o0632835fs1ql43lpo5_1280.png
>>127001180
>these proportions and perspective
>>127010596
Can't you get one of those wifi usb clients while they wire up your place? Dunno how they're called but I used one while renting a shit apartment, it's like 20 euros a month
>>127011060
It's Garrett after scalping Cullen and taking his hair as a trophy
>>127011846
good....
>>127010596
See ya... we probably won't be here when you come back...
>not allowed to flirt with Cole
>try to be his super best friend instead
>Varric steals the spotlight in his personal quest while I do fucking nothing
>kind of upset but happy that he wants to stay with me at the end of the game
>start Trespasser
>he hooks up with some evil slutty bard and starts traveling with her instead
fuck this....
I could have broken your combo, but I was too amused by it to do so
>>127013636
haha so epic
>>127013719
you too xD
Welcome back...
Happy New Year, /dag/
>>127015082
kill yourself
>>127015826
Cute :3
>>127015082
>ywn be that lethallan
>ywn celebrate New Years with your lover
>you will always be alone
>avatarfags
>>127012848
>Maryden
>evil slutty bard
Hella rude. We all know that bard girls are best girls. Cole's got good taste.
>>127010857
W-well at least I will have1 whole new threadto read in case it takes longer.
>>127011705
I guess I could use it as a last resort but they're useless for online gaming, right?
>>127012578
You will,,,
>No /dag/
>/dag/nas shit up /meg/
>Western makes a new /dag/ thread out of rage
/dag/ and /meg/ would have to disappear at the very same time for true and eternal death.
>>127016986
There's one pedo obsessed with Cole here, nobody else really hates or even cares about Maryden
>>127004529
The stomach sticks out like he has lordosis or was feeling really sassy.
>>127009223
Probably by next game. Might get at least 3-4 body types. I doubt it'll be as in depth as like Dragon's Dogma.
>>127010596
Good luck with the renovation. Hopefully you'll get internet faster than they said. If not, don't forget your way home.
>>127010656
O-oh
Wait a second... this floor...
>>127018340
Too distracted by your clipping daggers desu
>>127018340
Continue
>>127019604
Luckily the introduced it with such an easy one, I don't know what I would have done without it or any card!
Prepare your ovaries, ladies <3
http://imgur.com/t3DzSy8
>>127018340
>>127019896
FFS Morrigan, get your shit together, you breast-deflated cunt.
>>127019896
>>127020726
I must be missing something entirely.
>>127020260
You're a terrible person.
>>127018340
L-lyrium?
>>127020726
..?
>>127021564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>127022393
Her justflying off after the elven dude in the elven templereally made me shout at the screen.
I guess there is no way to notdrink from the well and it's a needed plot device.
>solaswives in charge of not being brain damaged
>>127022625
Okay
>>127022625
Why are you acting as if this is your first playthrough though, it obviously isn't.
>>127022625
Ohh. Thanks for clarifying.
>>127023247
Wrong.
>>127023247
First playthrough faking is /dag/ culture.
>>127024113
It's best just to ignore antagonistic posts. We avoid the descent into angry shitposting.
>>127022115
There is a shit ton of lyrium there. Makes me wonder what part of the Deep Roads that temple is over.
Sera, you're supposed to care about him
QUICK
POST YOUR FAVORITE PARTY COMPS FROM EVERY DRAGON AGE
/dag/ All-Stars Racing...
>>127025987
DAO: Oghren, Shale and toppest Lel
DAA: Oghren, Sigrun, Howe Jr
DA2: Carver (when available) /Aveline, Varric, Isabela. Both of your DA2 mages deserve the stake, so mage Hawke happens to be the only right Hawke.
DAI: Cass, Dorian,Sera
>>127027009
>DAI: Cass, Dorian, Sera
Ma nigga, exactly what Im rolling right now for my second play through. Substituting Gaider-selfinsert for Dorian was a definitiv improvement.
>>127027237
>Substituting Gaider-selfinsert for Dorian
. . .
>>127026913
implying /dag/ losers even have a license
>>127025987
DAO - Morrigan, Sten, Leliana
Awakening - Nathaniel, Sigrun, Oghren
DA2 - Isabela, Aveline, Bethany/Merrill
DAI - Sera, Vivienne, Cass
>>127027009
We have similar tastes...
SOLAS
DEATH
WHEN
>>127027237
>Substituting Gaider-selfinsert for Dorian
But Dorian IS Gaider's fully-homosexual self-insert, no?
Not like it bothers me though, I still like him more than Vivi.
>>127027590
DA4.
Where are the D&D (drunk and desperate) selfies?
>>127027969
It's almost NY in Australia isn't it? You won't probably get any from anyone else til much later on.
>>127025393
>i wish i was at home playing video games
>the music is too loud
>my feet hurt
>my dick is on fire
>>126998871
It's based off of an Elk/Halla head so it's completely different also it's not like Solas ever had a default staff. Just his fucking eyes will blast you into the void.
>>127028692
get a trip
>>127028731
I prefer anonymity at its finest.
>>127028839
is that why you post the same 20 images over and over again?
>>127029072
Don't we all do that to an extent though?
>tfw alone on NYE
>>127029072
I don't know what you're talking about. I only posted 2 images.
>>127030058
You are always using the same ones over and over again and are therefore no longer anonymous is what they're saying. It's called avatarfagging.
>>127029582
You are the perfect candidate for a D&D selfie.
>>127030420
You first
>>127030420
I don't even know how to play dungeons and dragons my dude
>>127030643
I'm not drunk yet.
>>127030268
Do you know what avatarfagging is? It's using a specific set of images while you are pretending to be that character. I posted 2 pictures of Solas talking about the game.
This >>126988006 is not avatarfagging. Please educate yourself, people don't have their own premandated images to post. Others save them and repost.
>>127030841
Me neither...
>>127029582
You still have us. Also this>>127030420
>>127031218
>completely static pose
>(she took a running jump)
ummm if you say so
>>127030919
Okay
Just stop avatarfagging already
>>127031619
movie night...
>>127030919
Do they also all save them with the exact same filename and copy your posting style while they are at it?
>>127032689
>>127032689
You act as if your posts look remotely different from other anons here. You've got nothing to go on. It's baseless. And I said it wasn't me.
>>127033023
>white Dorian mod
What's your favorite thing about /dag/? I love how comfy it is :3
>5 people posting
>pls stopping posting with your style, mimic another, you're trigging me by revealing we are a small group that can recognize each other by words and images
>>127025987
Morrigan, Oghren, Sten
Oghren, Sigrun, Nathaniel
Aveline, Varric, Isabela
Dorian, Blackwall, Cass/Sera
>>127033287
It's very girly :3
>>127033287
When the other person that posts here starts having a mental breakdown and begins arguing with itself.
>>127033641
We have similar favorite things :3
http://strawpoll.me/6414217
http://strawpoll.me/6414217
http://strawpoll.me/6414217
>finally get Battlemage armor
>it's bitchin'
>Battlemage arms float around in the cutscenes
FIX YOUR GAME, WEEKES
zzzz
Only just recently got back into Inquisition again, the game is a lot better than I remember it to be, once you get past the prologue.
Is the DLC worth it? What about mods? Are there any I should download?
>>127035451
>Is the DLC worth it?
Trespasser adds a lot, not to mention that it's the actual ending AND it sets up DA4. Not sure about the others, but I've heard a lot of good things about the Descent.
>>127035451
Trespasser is worthy. The others, depend on how much you care about lore, liked exploring the zones or the combat. Also, if you are willing to pay for them, of course.
>>127035451
Descent and Jaws of Hakkon are pure shit for their price, don't bother with them unless you're a piratefag
>>127028839
So you're totally not "teacher" solaswive...
>>127035950
>wive
get a trip
>>127030952
Hurry the fuck up.
>>127036082
>That urge to correct people
So you are the teacher and walked right into my trap. Pathetic, haha!
only cute male selfies accepted
>>127036562
>cute anything, male or female
So none from here?
>>127036645
I know the cute males are here
>>127036313
>>127036082
>>127035950
stop samefagging, it's ny no1curs
>>127036738
shut up kiki
>>127036645You are cute
>>127036645
I'm cute
>>127036735
All gone
>>127037237
Receipts or gtfo
>>127035950
>So you're totally not "teacher" solaswive...
No and I don't think she's posted for days. If she has it's been lowest of keys.
I can't believe you're really that far off on what poster I am with your claim to differentiate post styles. It's like some of you think there is one person posting as several different people.
>>127037989
>So far off
Not that anon but you are literally all the same scum to me with no notable differences lmao
>>127038429
are you a cute male?
all solaswives were devoured
rip.....
>>127039031
hot
>>127039031
By what? Can it be summoned and bound to make the thread better too?
>>127039679
>>127039862
>that body
has this person even seen Bull?
You're all under arrest!
>>127039679
>>127039862
I hate all of this.
>>127040145
>bishonen Bull
>samefaced elf fucks everywhere
>anime Anders or something
me 2
>>127040145
>>127040489
I think you're just racist against Russians
>>127040873
Who isn't? Even Russians hate themselves.
>>127040873
Russian isn't a race baka
>>127038507
Im going to smell his hair ! !
What are you doing on NYE, /dag/-/bwg/? I'm playing some kotor 2.
>>127037329
I'm the only cute male left and I'm leaving.
>>127042252
Tits or gtfo
>>127042252
Bye, last cute male...
>>127042127
I was playing some Inquisition with my new basic Dalish Archer, and soon I'm going to bed because I just want the day to be over.
>>127042127
I'm searching for some cheap singleplayer games on steam I can download in time before 0am. . .
>>127042623
ghostmasters
>>127042407
At least watch some fireworks anon, they only happen once a year...
>>127042407
rip
>>127042127
Mostly drawing. Maybe I'll play DAI in a hour or so.Render.Resolution scale 1.7 console command is fucking great.
>>127043863
What does it do?
>>127042127
I'll play some games until 11:00 or so. Then I'll eat garbage food and drink until midnight.
>>127043913
Makes a view clearer and adds tons of details. I've made a comparison earlier. Here's the new one.
You can simply change 1.7 to 1 for default setting.
>>127044740
Nice, does it hit fps very bad?
>>127045231
They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race.
>>127045285
Not really, it gives me even more stable FPS than the default one. Around -5 fps. 2.0 and 1.9 hits hard, ~ -10 fps, and it looks almost exactly like 1.8.
>>127045231
Fixed.
NYE belfies...?
>>127045231
Solas isn't smart enough to be a snake
>>127045934
>>127045934
>Johnny
>not Sarah
>>127043228
>ghostmasters
Kek, maybe if I have some spare cents left. I have blown a few € on Risen, the graphics look abysmal for 2009 and the combat looks like hell but it somehow appeals to me
>>127046530
>>127046565
>>127044740
explain to me as if I were 5 how to do it
>>127048415
Load save
Press ~ to open console
Write Render.ResolutionScale 1.7 (you can press tab after Render.Res to let console write the command for you if you're lazy)
Hit enter
Press ~ to close console
The game also can be extremely laggy for a few seconds so don't panic, it'll go away. It also sometimes turns off (after loading the save or location change), just open console, press arrow up and hit enter to re-enable the command.
>>127048415
-stand in front of a mirror
-take your phone or photocamera
-lift your shirt
-take a picture of your stomach
-connect your phone/camera to your computer
-find the picture of your belly, copy and paste it onto your desktop
-post the picture on /dag/
>>127049020
Thanks, anon
>>127049125
Your instruction aren't as clear compared to anon, can you please make a webm of you doing it so I can learn? Thank you and god bless.
>>127049634
>>127049125
He's right....
>>127051230
Can you demonstrate? I'll wait.
>>127051505
not midnight
Does anyone have a link to a download for the comics?
I SAID ENOUGH
1 hour 20 minutes.... at least Im already drunk...
>>127053147
Give us your phone number and we can spam your messages with food emoji.
>>127052073
LOOKEE! MISTER FANCY PANTS!
>>127051886
magekiller is on kat
>>127054370
Tulpa? No more bubbly for you.
Happy 2016, anons!!! Hope you have lots of waifu love this year :3
some nice fireworks here, very festive
is the wiki busted for anyone else
>>127054980
I can live with that because I'm drinking vodka-cola ;>
>>127055051
Same to you even though it's too early for me.... at least you didn't post a belfie, catfies are bestfies
>>127055180
It's been fucked up for weeks on my phone, especially with the codex entries.
>tfw playing descent
>suddenly female personification for the stone
was this always a thing? I never remember anyone referring to the stone as some mother, nevermind a person
>>127040873
Source please...
>>127055587
been a thing since origins iirc, though it might have been limited to codex entries.
>>127055638
http://sinealas.deviantart.com/
>>127055482
Can you get shitfaced and post a vocaroo already? It's the current year.
Happy New Year's, you fucks.
DA:O Steam key:
>24ZHH///8YE4G///N00JN
ME2 Steam key:
>YL7H5///6T2V4///CKQTD
>>127055051
Cute...
>>127055482Half-tempted to try to get a photo of my cat on my stomach.But it's not going to happen.
>>127055965
>It's the current year.
which is....?
>>127056021
2009
>>127055973
Thanks, kind anon!
>>127055965
I dont think so... what am I supposed to say anywaay
>>127055973
>But it's not going to happen.
So you say now...
>>127056478
tell me i'm pretty, anon
>>127056478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjZD01PW1UE
>>127056478
Tell us your new year's resolutions. If you don't have any of those then just bullshit something dragon agey
>played the shit out of origins but never finished it for some reason, just started new characters after deep roads
>skipped DA2
Am I missing a whole lot in DAI? I assume that Hawke would have looked like the one I made
>>127055051
>>127056447
You're welcome!
>>127056563
N O !
>>127057848
That cat looks like he's tired of someone's shit.
>>127057725
You've to remake Hawke. I suggest just watching a Legacy playthrough, so you know of Corypheus.
>Nightmare's Lair
>Corypheus is Hawke's responsibility
>because of that, Hawke wants to suicide by Nightmare demon
>if Loghain stays behind, Hawke just fucks off to Weisshaupt instead of helping us with Corypheus
I love how Hawke still goes full retard.
Weisshaupt will be important in DA4, right?
>>127058365
I'm glad I had default Hawk. Any other hawk would've looked like shit.
>>127056724
Fuck I even wanted to but I just realized my headset is already in some random moving carton up in the attic because i normally never use it and I am in no codition to get up there let alone find it.. next year i swear lmao
it's snowing!!
>>127058721
Default Hawke looks kinda crappy too, desu.
>>127058856
I'm going to remember this promise..,.
>>127059083
It's a trissmas miracle!!!
>>127058856
Just record it with your phone.
>>127059173
This.
>>127056891
>>127059362
You're kinda crappy
What went wrong?
>>127060089
Limited resources and poor hair physics
>>127060089
Everything. ManHawke is the very definition of wrong.
>>127060360
>poor hair physics
You mean literally no hair physics.
Even fucking gamebryo has them at this point - and headwear that doesn't remove hair.
>http://thewitcher.com/modcontest
Are you going to enter, /dag/-/bwg/?
>>127060583
>ManHawke is the very definition of wrong
lmeo
Sera and Morrigan have clippy hair physics for some reason. And everyone in DA2 did. What a weird step backwards.
>>127060583
>You mean literally no hair physics.
Well, yes....
>it's been 2 years since Hawke died
RIP in piece....
>>127061132
>Basically all you have to do is create an outfit or holiday element for any one of the characters in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt! It can be an epic armor for Geralt, a christmas hat for Johnny, or candy canes for Nekkers!
Isn't it a bit late to get festive...?
>>127061374
>The contest begins today (09.12.2015)
>>127061496
It's still literally a year to next trissmas, jeez...
>>127061496
>Submissions close on January 5th, 2016 4pm CEST.
>>127061853
Is the reward the hoodie or the sword?
>>127061952
The hoodie, the sword, and the guy.
>>127061637
>>127061853
you're stupid desu
>>127062015
Nice desu, have to fatten him up a bit though
>>127062017
ummm tell me something I don't know
>>127060089
He got too fat
>>127061132
>everyone in DA2 did
Wow, I honestly forgot. Now it's even more baffling.
>>127061241
>leaving Hawke behind
You make me sick desu.
So how are you supposed to get into DA:I?
It plays nothing like the first two, in fact I would say the only thing it has over them is character customization and graphics.
>>127062573
>suffer for the first two hours
>accept that it's worse than the previous games
>become hopeful when specializations get introduced
>get your spirit crushed again when you realize that they're a bit underwhelming and don't fix fundamental flaws in the gameplay
>uninstall the game after beating Corypheus because it's so easy it's not even funny
>>127062573
If it helps, I got it because it's like an unofficial sequel to Kingdoms of Amalur, not because it's dragon age.
>>127062561
It was Hawke or Alistair... though I should have killed Alistair, he was a bit of a bitch in dAI
>>127062464
>white girl cosplaying isabela
um problematic desu
>>127062963
>sacrificing Hawke for Alistair of all the fucking people
I take back what I said.
You're literally worse than Hitler desu senpai.
>>127063362
um that's kiki she's just white passing
>https://www.instagram.com/p/_mFCdAgkUg/
>>127063628
He was a bro in DAO.... He said he'll make up something about my weawrned surviving, but then he complained about him beign on a dark path or something... why Alistair, why...
>>127063680
that's a big cat
>>127064147
he grew more of a spine between dao and dai and thinking back on it he probably realized what the warden did wasn't very heroic (letting an apostate walk away with a demon dragon baby) from his perspective, so he can only imagine what else the warden might be willing to do to avoid dying.
i don't think he hates the warden though.
>http://www.tagesschau.de/inland/terrorwarnung-muenchen-101.html
stay safe...
>>127063680
now it's your turn to take a picture like this
>>127064648
>found some evidence of terror attacks
>decide not to strengthen security
Um.... a bit dumb....
>>127063680
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifNA0OnMJzk
Her new song is nice...
best girl
>>127065481
Second best, maybe.
You can only kill one
Who do you choose?
>>127065730
Sorry, Marian....
>>127065730
I kill the one who is both a whore and a piss
Happy new years!
>>127065730
Is both an option?
>>127065730
>best girl of DA2
>best girl of Witcher
Why would I want to kill either of them, silly anon?
>>127066046
you too anon!
they look so excited.. .
http://strawpoll.me/6416480
>>127066427
Now make one for Garrett and Geralt
>>127066553
Anyone who would kill either of them shouldn't even be here.
>>127066553
>>127066669
http://strawpoll.me/6416512
4u
>>127066101
No but I appreciate the sentiment
>>127066916
I'm not voting.
>>127067108
Follow your heart young padawan...
>DA2 ending: both Hawke and the Warden suddenly disappeared without a trace
>DAI: Hawke was just fucking around with some wardens, while top Lel knew exactly what her love was doing
Did Bioware ever talk about this? What were the original plans?
I'm near the end of Inquisition (according to the wiki's main quest line).
Should I finish up all my sidestory, companion quests etc. before going into the end? Or will I be able to all that "post-ending"?
Also recently bought the DLCs, but haven't touched them yet.
All I know is that the Trespasser DLC is supposed to be played after you have done the main quest.
>>127066046
Samson?
>>127067851
they didn't disappear so much as nobody could find them. in a world without modern communication and technology there is a difference between the two.
>>127067860
Do all companion shit. Everything else will be available.
>>127068286
Alright, thanks.
>>127067860
Most quests will still be available after the ending. Just do the Samson /Calpernia quest and the companion stuff.
Finish the other dlcs before starting Trespasser.
>>127068252
You'd think the entire Chantry would be able to track down two massive legends like Warden and Hawke. But yeah, makes sense.
>>127067682
Why is she so perfect?
>tfw 1 34 am and sitll internet
>>127059362
lmao i didjnt think of that phone quality is shit and dull tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Daq55iio3hhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1Daq55iio3h
>>127069309
Excellent.
>>127069309
I feel so loved...
>>127056447
Did Tulpa get them both?
>>127064648
far enugh away from me desu but nothing happened anyway. someone bas to tell isis what we real.y mean by fireworks
>>127069507
>>127069543
ur are loved
>>127069719
I already have them both, woud have prefered ME3 becase I Don't want to pay for that
2016 already?
>>127070386
Tulpa loves me...!!
>>127070386
And now go to bed and have a waifu dream while your body gets rid of the alcohol. If your internet is gone tomorrow you still have DA and Risen.
happy new year dag!
>new years resolution: leave /dag/ behind
goodbye....
>>127072187
bye
>>127072187
see you tomorrow
Is there a mod that lets me skip the prologue and start right after the first trip to Val Royeaux yet?
>>127073668
it's so easy to get through tho
>>127072978
Garrett Pavus?
>>127072187
hope you're a solaswife......
>>127076154
Yeah but it's boring
>>127072187
>>127071189
>tfw drank mugwort tea for more waifu dreams with no success
>tfw drank applejuice for waifu dreams the next night and had insane lucid nightmares
I really need to stay the fuck away from /x/ before bed.
>>127077514
>tfw this actually partially worked for me once
>an old waifu I don't give a shit about showed up and I couldn't make them go away
no thanks
>>127077913
The mugwort or the apple juice? What waifu?
Yeah, I get night terrors a couple of times a month that actually rival the whatever it was last night. Being stuck there and jolted around violently has never been on a dream to-do list.
>>127069309
>that hiccup at the end
How much have you had?
Also, yay. You finally made one. Your accent is nice.
>>127078903
Apple juice. Was aiming for Zevran, but there was clearly some issue I'm not aware of at the back of my mind
I've never had night terrors, but I often start lucid dreaming during my nightmares, oddly enough.
>>127079809
What made him so off putting?
>>127079809
Wait so if I drink apple juice i'll have old waifus clawing at my mind? the fuck I love apple juice tho
>>127081324
Or lucid nightmares, or new waifus, or nothing at all. Try drinking a glass right before bed and post results.
I thought there would be more drunken selfies by now.
>>127081324
It depends, a lot of people think it's the acidity that fucks with you if you drink it immediately before falling asleep, which is why people say not to drink something like orange juice because you'll have horrible nightmares.
I get nightmares with the orange juice trick, usually nothing with apple (works every once in a while though)
>>126909357
Hory shit, Githzerai With The Unprounceable Name is kinda hot.
>>127082051
I was looking around last night on the apple juice and saw something about a type of vitamin in it, then the sugar content, and then something else about tryptophan. Evidently b6 can help.
Sweet dreams...until next year.
>>127084042
Good night.
30 minutes...
>>127088785
2 minutes...
Happy New Year
Finally... Happy New Year...
>>127092265
I'm pretty sure everyone else is out getting shitfaced or plowed.
Holy fuck this game is boring.
Please explain how to make this shit fun.
Pic related, the ox is stuck
>>127092692
1. close DragonAgeInquisition.exe
>>127092692
>they bought the qunari armor set
>http://na.square-enix.com/us/blog/happy-new-year-message-hajime-tabata
Ten years... happy new year...
>>127093174
Piracy bro
Don't forget your drunk & desperate selfies. To the fade with you.
>>127094023
The first thing I'm doing in 2016 is making a post on /dag/...
>>127095440
I'm not enough of either of those things for that.
>>127095915
you can easily fix that though
>>127096013
>>127097057
just post the damn selfie already
I don't know what's going on but all of a sudden my AI partners have gone to straight fucking SHIT and it's making me so mad.
Cassandra won't pull any enemies even though her taunts are set to preferred.
Sera won't use any fucking skills at all.
It's a miracle Solas even uses barrier to be honest. I don't know what's gonig on. They used to do these things but all of a sudden they won't. Any suggestions?
>>127100069
Inquisition almost feels buggier now than it did at launch. It's a miracle if I can get through a fight without everyone freezing unless I manually play as them and jump.
>>127100721
Ughhh.
It wasn't like this at the beginning. This is making my nightmare run really frustrating
What are the benefits of choosing Forces, Secrets or Connections for scouting new regions?
so ded
>>127055051
>>127057848
Good... good...
Are there any differences if you don't kill Flemeth in DA:O??
>>127104893
She doesn't say "you tried to kill me once sweatie look how that worked out ;)" to Morri in DAI but that's it
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4L1R0euKctg
1000x better than SNSD's xmas song. Happy new years /dag/.
>>127105389
That sounds like every other k-pop song to me, but you too anon
>>127069309
Finally...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lsqkN85E8y
bae-o-dur...
canderous...
cullen...
>>127107414
...........
SOLAS...!!!
>>127107547
>>127107663
fuck off, Azula
Are there any good mods to change Sera? She looks fucking terrible, and the only reason I accepted her into the inquisition is because I told her to fuck off in my first playthrough.
>>127109114
there's one that gives her a mullet
>>127069309
Taking advantage of drunk slutty posters is illegal. Worth it though.
>>127109315
um tulpa is pure....
gonna do a solas run since it's probably "canon". Should she drink from the well?
What else would you recommend
>>127110057
>What else would you recommend
Playing a better game
Want to h*** Tulpa's h***...
>>127110147
I have no other games to play other than restart fallout 4
>>127110187
Maybe you should stop playing games altogether?
>>127110057
You're supposed to create a character and roleplay as that character. What would she do in that situation.
>>127110347
No idea, hence why I'm asking here.
>>127110439
in that case
>>127110237
>>127109114
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/1041
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/890
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/913
what the FUCK is this
magic gun skill tree when
>>127110593
No need to be salty, just wanted the insight of others
>>127111126
DLC for cyborg quizz.
>>127110057
>since it's probably "canon"
Every time.
>>127112468
>people want to fuck this
>>127110167
gee oh en ee
brutal
How long is the Descent? It's not actually unironically 5 hours, right?
>>127115684
more like 3
I'm so tired
>>127115715
Surely you're jesting.
>>127115816
Go away
>>127115846
there's an annoying gear collecting quest that might take you 5 hours if you get lost, but actual content wise it's 2-3 hours at best. there's a story-only playthough on youtube and it's only 58 minutes, lel
>>127100721
Oh shit thats a legit bug? I recently started having it too, thought it would just be me. That shit is so annoying.
>>127116125
Isn't getting lost a requirement to even find every single one? I had to google some of the locations and those places are literally unreachable without fucking around at seemingly impossible spots
I can't travel to Val Royeaux from the war table anymore.
What the fuck is this shit?
>>127116125
What the fuck, that's terrible. How is this allowed?
Is Trespasser short too? I guess at least it adds a lot of neat stuff to the main game.
>>127116643
Just use the world map.
>>127116476
yeah, you have to drop down to some places and likely kill yourself to reach some and it's pointless anyway because you don't even need all of them to open all the doors
fucking bioware
>>127116892
yeah trespasser is longer, there's a "story movie" of it or something and it's almost 2 hours
Jaws of Hakkon is only 42 minutes though
Is KOTOR worth playing if I'm not a fan of the movies or know much about the lore of the series?
>>127116892
>Just use the world map.
Yeah, but that's not an explanation for why it's not possible from the war table anymore.
>>127117383
I guess so, it has pretty good writing by itself... other than Carth
So what exactly is there for this general to look forward to this year
>>127120282
death
>>127120282
Not a damn thing for /dag. Maybe the new
IP from Bioware for /bwg/ if it comes this year but that is doubtful.
>>127116057
You go away
>>127120407
Maybe DA will do another movie or something. Maybe a book? Putting everything on hold is asinine.
Happy new year, dag!
May we endure together and survive another glorious year.
>>127121469
>another movie
Don't.
We probably won't hear a lot about DA4 before 2017 and everything else is pretty irrelevant.
>>127122458
The movie wouldn't have been all that bad if they wouldn't have tried to make it look like cheap weeb garbage. The voice acting was also pretty bad though.
Maybe they'll opt for something more professional looking next time instead of handing a couple of high school kids $50/piece.
>>127121469
But who cares about these things, it's waifu simulator or bust
>>127123243
Waifus are fun to obsess over, but it's more fun to have fuel for autism.
>>127123608
Nah
>>127123797
But UGH
Just finished Inquisition and I think my game is bugged now
NPCs just disappear that were there before (Josephine, Cullen, Wardendude) and still show up on the map, plus furniture.
>>127125259
Yeah, I'm not sure if this is normal...
>>127125259
Tried to reload an older save?
Do you use mods?
Testing
Can't wait to play FFXV!
Rate my hair clipping basic Dalish Elf
>>127131772
too much carrot juice
>>127131772
I don't like hair color, a darker hue would suit her better I think
>>127131861
>>127131906
I was actually going to change it, but I forgot about it and now I can't be bothered disabling the mods in order to get back to the Emporium again.
>>127131861
Does look like hypervitaminosis.
>>127132265
Eh, the eyes are still pretty and I kinda like the untoned bleach job on the hair. Reminds me of a phoenix
>>127025987
DAO: Shale, Morrigan, Oghren
DAA: Oghren, Anders, Who else was there?
DA2: Varric, Fenris, Merrill
DAI: Varric, Dorian, Bull
Why are you so goddamn dead
>>127131772
elf/10 burn your hard drive
>>127137227
hangover brah
>>127137368
From drinking and crying yourself to sleep all alone? That should have passed by now.
>>127137280
Don't you like elves?
>>127137523
Tulpa is pretty fantastic when he's trashed. He makes us vocaroos.
>>127138528
But that's not him, his internet should be dead by now.We have at least 2 people with line break autism.
>>127138819
>line break autism
que?
Rate my inquisitor
>>127139360
This right here. I figured that's why you assumed it was tulpa.
>>127139423
Umm
>>127139620
Forgot to put it on high quality I know.
>>127138819
>>tfw 1 34 am and sitll internet
>>127139423
>>127139937
You owe me new sidesXD
>>127139423
>>127139937
Stick bitch. That's her name.
>>127140125
>20 hours ago
>>127140372
She's curvy though.
>>127140512
Look at her face. Look at her neck. Everything is pointy and thin. Her mouth is small. Her head is small. And she looks very unhappy.
Thinstick bitch.
>only two petfies for NYE
just end /dag/...
>>127025987
DAO: Morrigan, Alistair, Zevran
DAA: Anders, Oghren, Justice
DA2: Varric, Anders, Aveline
DAI: Dorian, Cole, Blackwall/Cass
>>127140670
Slender arms, full cheeks, small waist, large hips. She's just got resting bitch face and has a look of youth.
>>127025987
>Origins
Morrigan, Zevran, Sten
>Awakening
Nathaniel, Justice, Anders
>2
Aveline, Isabella, Fenris/Carver
>Inquisition
Solas, Dorian, Blackwall/Cassandra
>>127141102
You called?
>>127141102
For the new yearShe's actually named after an obsidian character from a sequel to a Bioware game
>>127137551
No Alexius, what have YOU done?!
>>127140670
>And she looks very unhappy.
Here this one looks happier. Happy New Year to you Anon.
>>127142893
Mira?
That's what happens when the Bull refuses to appear and the npcs are too hard to charm.
>>127145109Neeshka
>>127141846
>>127142893
Oh shit, these are precious kitties.
>>127130926
>dem buck teef
Ah, a chip chong nip nong to you too, young lady.
KOTOR irritates me when I die.
I want to make a character that won't die.
Send help/broken abilities.
>>127147245
Play a solder/jedi guardian
>>127147701
fluffy eyebrows :3
>all those cats
Based /dag/
>>127148359
I prefer dogs.
>>127148807
Templar GET OUT
>>127148807
>>127148359
>>127148807Dogs are overrated.Cats are useless furballs.
>>127149476
Lhasa Apso are amazing dogsbut Collies are the best.
>>127149536
this desu
>>127149606
Thought it was a shih tzu.
>>127149374
H-hey, some templars have to like cats, right?
>>127150119
You might be right in it being another breed of dog but it's a Tibetan dog no matter what and they are all very good.
honestly I don't even know how you niggas survived to this year
>>127151985
Through sheer force of will and life-support
>>127151985
Pretty obvious how
this is the most garbage design for a fight I've seen in a long time, what were they thinking?
>>127152693
No tank required because it's abilities one shotted you
>>127152820
That's what I mean. If you bring melee fighters they get fucking trashed, but the boss can't even hit a ranged fighter if you do minimal micromanagement.
>>127152693
The same thing they were thinking with the other Lyrium dwarf things: "Fun is so last-gen but anti-fun is the new big deal!"
>>127153161
I actually liked the other lyrium dwarf stuff, they were great for using Inquisitor's rift tree.
But man, that boss fight was horrendously boring
>>127152820
>>127153094
I don't use warriors in SP, does it break guard?
>>127153947
>rogues
It was easymode for rogues.
>>127154039
>does it break guard?
of course it does
Cassandra died in 2 hits
>>127154156
If you were a ranged rogue, yes. I'm playing a DW assassin. I didn't want to bother redoing my skill tree so I just killed my quiz ASAP and turned off resurrections.
Sometimes I wonder if Bioware even finished and tested their own Inquisiton...
>>127154287
>preachy grandpa
>was like a shy frazzled teenager every time
k
at least you could see he was putting effort into the relationship and not just his dick
>>127154459
I hated how flemeth's cheeks clipped through her headgear every time she smiled
>>127154459
>Bioware
>play testing or even finishing their games after 2010.5
Big daddy EA wouldn't let them even if everyone on the planet bought the game as a result of it actually getting the attention it requires to become super great and good.
>>127154287
>Cullen
You can just romance Carth, Alistair, Kaidan if you want a Cullen like romance.
Dorian is alsopretty mediocre because Gaider put 0 effort in DAI
>>127155894
FULLY GAY
>>127154459
They test the game....with the writer team.
I think people ONLY like the Carth romance because he complains a lot. Other than that he's just some orange jumpsuit wearing dad who doesn't even have any romance scenes like implied kiss with Bastila, at least in my opinion.
>>127156175
But no one likes Carth.
>>127156175
Sky is better. People like Carth because of his va and that he is the only male option.
>>127156675
trust me he has (had) his share of fangirls
>>127156772
time to stop posting kiki
>>127156792
some women actually find his complaining "snarky" and funny. dunno, I guess he's like a male tsundere? only more annoying
I think people ONLY like the Morrigan romance because she is tsundere. Other than that she's just some bikini wearing swamp slut who doesn't even stick around in the end like Leliana, at least in my opinion.
>>127156927
>people ONLY like the Morrigan romance because she is tsundere
That's pretty accurate. Every other guy likes tsunderecunts.
>>127156902
>>127156792
Carth was the exact opposite of funny. Sky was at least charming, even if he falls into the ol' bioware
>HEY YOU KNOW WHO YOU REMIND ME OF, YOU SEXY GIRL
>MY DEAD WIFE
>>127157001
There are more men that like the opposite actually, maybe not among DA players because it's for girls and sissies.
>>127154287
>Solaswives so buttflustered about correct critique on their shitty husbando that they have to copy it for every other character
>>127157001
Just like every other girl goes for the assholes that break their hearts. BW knows which nerves to hit.
>>127157419
>humor is conceptually lost on me
meow meow meow
>>127120282
my ass
have you got your useless "secret" 100xp/badge on steam yet, dag? I don't know if you care or not
>>127159810
I have no idea what you even mean
>>127159810
Nah, I forgot my password and I'm too lazy to change it just for a badge.
>>127160014
Steam launched a ARG which gives a useless badge, they may reveal HL3 soon. That, or made this after the cache scandal.
>>127160742
Too lazy...I didn't even play HL1 or 2 so I couldn't care less about 3
>>127159810
I do now, thanks
wew
>>127164301
no wew
>there are people right now in this thread who didn't kill Florianne in front of all the nobles of the Winter Palace
>there are people RIGHT NOW in this very thread who didn't unleash the Boxed Duchess upon the world
>>127165919
>there are people right now who didn't fight Florianna with no health and no pots
>>127167515
I've played the gametwiceandI never realized that you can actually fight Florianne.
>>127167728
It's too much of a hassle anyways, would never do again.
>>127167728
Its shit. Inquisitor never shuts the fuck up during the entire fight trying to be witty for some reason
>>127167728
So you never let Celene die?
>>127167515
This is like the fifth time you've brought this up... no one is impressed...
>>127168303
Yeah. I'm really tempted to put Gaspard on the throne at some point, but I actually happen to like the concept of the Game, which he hates.
Briala can go fuck herself, though.
>>127168208
>a lot of people hate the Inquisitor for being dull and /or bland
>Inquisitor tries to not be dull in one fight and it's awful too
Inquisitor... had a hard life.
>>127155894
How dare you, Dorian is the sweetest and confirmed for turning straight men gay
>>127170353
He is awfully pretty
>>127168208
>Its shit. Inquisitor never shuts the fuck up during the entire fight trying to be witty for some reason
I was too focused on trying not to die for that fight
>>127170972
He's handsome, but I don't have the right equipment.
>>127171027
Same y'all
>>127155894
>>127171567
>I don't have the right equipment
Don't be so hard on yourtool, anon.
>>127171954
It's so small that it doesn't exist at all.
Such shame.
So if I accidentally saw the Frostback at level 15 and go back at 16 hes still at 15 and locked at that? Because thats kind what happened.
Is the Vallaslin ever mentioned again in Trespasser? I'm debating removing it on this playthrough since I kept them for a previous one, but it doesn'tfit the character I'm roleplaying
>>127174675
>Is the Vallaslin ever mentioned again in Trespasser?
No.
>>127174989
then I'm not missing anything. Thanks anon
no tulpa......
Fade no..
>>127174167
If you turn on the even ground trial she'll scale with your level but otherwise she's always at 15
>>127176785
Its turned on all the time, but shes not scaling
>>127176280
Ignorance is bliss etc.
>>127175891
He's on the other side now Anon. We cannot reach him any longer now that he's been sealed away.
We can always do more heavily accented vocaroos in his honor..
Why is DA:I bad?
>>127181583
It's not.
There, I did it. I'm a filthy pirate turned paying customer. I bought the GOTY edition of DA:I.
Will I have any problem using the same saves I used for my pirated version? I also pirated Mass Effect 3, so hopefully Origin won't go scanning my files looking for it.
>harden your heart to a cutting edge
still the most hilarious line in Inquisition
Buying Soma may have been a mistake... someone please hold me...
>Weekes
>Weekes
>>127186028
I watched about half a series of playthroughs on that. Really unsettling.
Don't have nightmares.
>love dragon age
>have no urge to play it anymore
end this suffering
>>127188707
>love Origins
>try playing again
>remember how ugly and slow it is
fug
>>127188707
Just do something different for a while. You can't force yourself to be interested, that's how resentment starts.
>>127182468
Why does everyone bash on it?
>>127190447
It's a meme.
>>127188707
I thought about playing DA2 again when I was showering yesterday.I've probably played through it 6+ times...
>>127190602
why...
>>127190720
I don't know... I know it's a bad game and I only really enjoy the character interactions, but there's something familiar and "homey" about it. Still, I only went through it so many times to get all the achievements and trophies in the console versions, which is its own problem...
The good news is, if I did start it again, I probably wouldn't even be able to last to getting to Flemeth without a concrete goal (like a trophy) to work towards.
>>127191091
Go back and flycam a bunch of weird places and post results.
Ever since I saw those tombs in the deep roads, I've been wanting to flycam everything. Alas, no pc version.
daily reminder that carver is transanime
>>127191271
Great. Now I want to astrally project over there on a hoveround made of pure autism and tap you on the shoulder when I something cool comes up to be flycammed.
>hear that, gorim? do the prudent thing
holy fuck. if only there was a dragon age game dedicated to dwarf society. dwarf noble is still one of the best things in dao. it's hard playing dao knowing that the adventure ends there though since da2 and dai doesn't exist
>>127191715
why does tumblr love Garrett so much
Along came a spider that sat down beside her and kept all the darkspawn at bay.
>>127192641
Everyone loves him.
>>127193343
but hairy men are so gross
>>127193515
So I finally beat DAI (slowpoke, I know) and after the events of Trespasser, I kinda wanna make a female elf inquis just to Solaswife and see how it works out. Is it worth it to play thru the game again just to see how he reacts to someone he's in a relationship with?
>>127197430
His expression is slightly different and he kisses you at the end. I just saved you about 15 hours.
>>127197430
Might as well just watch it on youtube unless you really want to experience the differences yourself.
As it stands, all that really changes is a few bits of dialogue while questing in Trespasser, as well as the ending reunion being generally more sad.
>>127197682
>>127198709
Yeah, he was already plenty sad when he was explaining everything, since I earned his respect thru the story. Alright, probably not worth the extra hours of my life, then.
>>127197430
Just watch it on youtube so you don't end up burning yourself out on the series for the next couple years.
How was everyones new years? I spent my time getting buzzed and angsty while trying not to feel weird while my friends made out with chicks at the party I was at.
preparing new... I guess....