/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>>126887830
Callie a cutest

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Both best girls!

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>>126887830
I'm mad for Marie!

I want Marie to run me over with her giant butt!
BUTT!

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>>126887830
>not using a screenshot of the back breaking webm as the new OP picture

seriously, thanks for ruining the thread

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Cute squidboy coordinates major pushes using the relentless force of the Eternal Phalanx Omega technique.

>>126888209
Do humanity a favor and kill yourself.

>>126888209
Rack off Nuggler.

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Alright, which of you guys did this?

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>>126888473
>t b h with no f a m

wasn't us famz

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For all the Octobrush mains. What impact if any do you think the Octobrush Nouveau have? Plan on switching from the vanilla Octobrush?

I love the idea of a brush with the Inkzooka for range kills but giving up my Squid Beakon will be tough however on smaller maps I guess the Nouveau's kit would be more useful.

>>126888473
This is so random...what the hell.

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>>126888425
That ain't me, fool!

mayonnaise enema with marie!!

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>>126888761

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The whole image is fucking shit, anon. I'm just offering advice. It's not slapdash guesses either, I know what I'm talking about.

Would it make you feel better if I carefully explained why I chose those abilities? Would that appease you?

Aren't you the same anon that previously said that you don't know what to use for half of the weapons, and just threw the whole thing together?

> lol hurrdurr i dun liek dose abilityz, so ur opinens are shiet hurr

Fucking moron.

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>>126888761
I want to forcefeed Marie a pineapple!

>>126888697
Hello reddit

>>126888936
Pineapples are delicious though

>>126888932
Who the fuck are you talking to and why did you unsheathe your autism?

>>126888932

Meant for:

>>126888096

>>126889034

Not on pizza though

>>126889034
They're spiky though

FUCK CALLIE

So we agree that the dynamo is still an overpowered piece of shit right?

>>126888696
not an octobrush main but it looks like it'll be a better carbon roller. good range and ttk so it can ambush people close up without them slipping away and two great long-range options to suppress chargers. can't wait to try it out, been craving something new lately.

>Annie more or less got completely discarded once the idols showed up

I know Japan loves their idols but c'mon now

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>>126889186
Slowly and gently and lovingly.

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>That wonderful feeling when humans and squids can't crossbreed so you can cum inside Marie as much as possible.

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>>126889352
Quickly and fiercely and passionately.

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Squid boys sharing some grub

>>126888932
>>126889118
>Raaargh take my advice because I know better
Who the fuck cares? You realise any weapon can be used with any ability to factor in any preferred playing style? The notion that your protips are the law is bullshit. I'm sorry you wasted an hour typing up an essay on squid clothing options that nobody gives a shit about.

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>>126889394

>that pic

Every time

>>126888696
this thing will be amazing with special charge up

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>>126889540
Maybe on the honeymoon.

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>>126889352
>tfw you will never see the nervousness on callie's face from the tension of her first time fade as you take it easy and assure her everything will be fine

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>>126889558
Man, that burger looks tasty.
I'd go for one right now, but the only fast food joints within walking distance are a pastry shop, dominoes, subway, and takeout.

Why can't we win a match, Weja?

>>126889840
>pastry shop
>fast food

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>>126889840
Get some eats

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>>126889790
These things usually make me a bit sad.
But this one physically stings.

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>>126889742
Maybe everyday

>>126889886
Me, I suck

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>>126889943
I dunno, man.
Those Donuts and Muffins get done breddy fast.

>>126889952
I shouldn't, I already have food here. Maybe tomorrow.

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>>126888932
>I AM A LITERAL GOD ADN MY OPINIONS ARE THE ONE TRUTH, HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE THEM

>>126890110
I blame the japs

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>>126888932
>Would it make you feel better if I carefully explained why I chose those abilities? Would that appease you?
Yes, I want at least three paragraphs on each weapon. My choices vs your choices, no less than 150 pages, on my desk by friday. Penmanship will count towards your final grade.

No but really, you didn't give any good reasoning for your choices. Your DS set was just describing what each ability does with nothign indicating you know what the weapon does or how your choices help do it better. I'm sorry if my refusal to accept your hot opinions as fact triggers you, but I can't really help you there.

>>126890110
WE FINALLY WON

>>126890729
I'm so happy

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>>126891827
You could probably fit one in there.

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i hope no one minds me reposting this, i just want to make sure the requesters see etc.

>>126891972
i really like your art

https://twitter.com/mamandes_farm/status/681737240414834689

>>126890729
Damn, I disconnected

>>126891905
Technically you can fit just about anything in a vagina.

>>126891972
Oh damn i never saw this. This is cool as hell, man

>>126892147
rest in peace

>>126892124
bit late to the party there

>>126891972
>"I'm not touching you"
>"If this nigga don't stop.."

>>126892124
you're late as fuck, squibo

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>>126892124
we already did it

>>126892251
>>126892354
Shit, i control effed and could find it.

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>>126892474
lobbied for like an hour getting this shit down to a science

>>126891972
lol dude love it

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>>126892629
>try to do usual right click > loop instead of embedding it
>chrome no longer has it as an option for webms

>>126888696

Octobrush Nouveau will be one of the best roller-class weapons.

The vanilla Octobrush is a great weapon that's somewhat held back by its kit. It excels at map control, flanking, and support, and is lethal in close-range combat.

Beakons aren't good for every map and mode though, and the Kraken, while useful, doesn't do anything to extend the weapon's range, and struggles on a few stages and modes.

The Nouveau looks to be really versatile. Splat Bombs will be an immense help, as they can poke from beyond the brush's range, and do useful stuff like help pop the Rainmaker shield from a safe place, clear the tower, reach across gaps, etc.

Inkzooka on this thing will be insane. The brush itself already charges specials frighteningly quickly, and with its quick rolling speed, surprise flank 'Zooka teamwipes will be a threat to watch out for.

Dammit I'm so hyped.

It's definitely going to give the Gold Dynamo, Splat Roller, and Carbon Roller some competition.

>>126893037
Fortunately it's a brush so it's inherently rubbish unless it's being used by a Jap.

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>>126893037
Tia is.... japanese?!?

>People actually jump back to spawn
>leave teammates behind
>all for their precious k/d ratio

Gross

>>126893757
if you're in a situation of guaranteed death and on your own it's sometimes the best option

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Marie is so smooth.

>>126893121
>it's a brush so it's inherently rubbish

Meh, I disagree.

Octobrush base weapon is better than the Splat Roller IMO.

Faster roll speed
Quicker swings with nearly zero cooldown frames mean that you won't get caught winding up a flick
Longer range (I think, gotta check)
Constant spray of ink covers turf faster
Flung ink can actually block enemy fire
With Damage Ups, it has a faster time-to-kill, and can kill in two swings

I guess it's preference, but what advantages does the Roller have? Wider inking trail? Better ink efficiency? Doesn't need Damage Ups?

This will be the last match for me, Weja. Sorry.

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>>126893025
>chrome no longer has it as an option for webms

Oh what the fuck. Why...
Literally why

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>>126894196
That's ok, ggs and thanks for playing with me.

>>126894040
It's better to compare the brushes to the Carbon Roller if anything.
Also the ability to one shot enemies from deceptive distance will always keep them on the map. Brushes rely more on chip damage by comparison.

Hell; I'd probably really like the Octobrush if it wasn't a wretched Octopus weapon.

>>126894228
if youtube can get away with making things worse with updates, so can they

>>126894040

Just checked. Roller has about 0.3 lines more range, but is only doing 25 damage per flick at that distance.

Octobrush deals about 29 damage at its max range, and the faster swings mean that it kills faster.

Brush wins?

>>126894228
>Chrome keeps giving me reasons to never touch it
Man I know FF is shit but at least the worst I have to worry about with it is it fucking with my toolbars.

>>126893025
the fuck? when did they remove that
anyways 4chanx has an option for looping, try it

>>126894228
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/webm-options/fhgjcfedjhkachipnckecjckmdllpgjh?hl=en
gonna have to add shit to get them back because they're fucking assholes

>>126893836
>This was the first comic I typed out
Memories

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>>126894261
No problemo.
Take care.

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Your thoughts on the Luna Blaster, /ink/?

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>Aerospray RG
I haven't had this much fun since I first picked up the tri slosher.

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I want to build Lego with Callie!

>>126895218
disgusting weapon, luna mains belong in jail

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>>126895283
Callie becomes the most concentrated motherfucker on Earth with her Legos
And she isn't too shabby with them, either; she is team Art after all

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>>126895186

Where are the squads?

>>126895283

You can tell Callie is autistic because she hangs out at 2fort.

>>126895421
Lego is the perfect counter to rampant ADHD after all.

>>126895241
but /ink/ says its bad!

>>126895421
I bet she's the kind of autist who gets angry when you take a piece she was gunna use.

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>>126895712

>>126895473
I'll join for a little I guess

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>>126895712
Nice job

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>>126895715
Callie will kindly ask for it back, because she understands you can't know what pieces she needs.
If you won't give it to her, though...

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>>126895618
You know who else hangs out in 2fort?

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any good art where the woomy is touching her tentacles

>>126892629
>an hour
Actually meant it took like a minute

How do you unlock more silly mini games?

>>126895473
I will join

>>126895947

Marie is only there because of Callie.

>>126895712
hot meme

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>>126895283
>>126895421
>>126895715
>>126895886
I simply love the idea of Callie, a grown 20-something woman, whimsically spending her free time playing with blocks.

>>126895958
>>126880335

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>>126896130
HOT DAMN thank you anon

>>126896130
That sounds cute, I want art of it

Why are squid boys so cute?

>>126896709

Agreed, art of that would be adorable

>>126896764
because you're either gay or a woman but don't realize it yet

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>>126895886
>Lets build Lego together Marie!
>What are you making Marie?
>Wait, Marie that piece doesn't go there-
>Marie hang on, I need that piece-
>Marie that doesn't go there-
>Don't seperate the bricks with your teeth-
>Marie-
>Marie you're-
>YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE LEGO WRONG MARIE
>MARIE STOP

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what is she looking at?

>>126897045
Your titties

>>126896967
>>Don't seperate the bricks with your teeth-
not my fault they're so fucking hard to get apart

>>126897045
A gringo

The more time I spend on /ink/ the more I realize I don't belong here.

>>126896816
HOLY SHIT I WAS A WOMAN THIS WHOLE TIME!?

>>126896709
>>126896787
Thirded; now we just need a drawfriend.

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>>126897089
You seen how deadly Inkling teeth are? For the sake of the longevity of your bricks, you compromise.

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Since its new year's season I edited an image into a wallpaper ish thing

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From day one, I have been completely enamored with the squid fangs. There's something about fangs that instantly endears me to a character design.

>>126898964
Sweet, I'd been looking for a good Squid Sister wallpaper.
>It isn't the one where they're holding hands
Fuck though.

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more papes inkoming

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>>126899036
Yeah, they're adorable. It's kinda odd when you realize it's one solid tooth however, not individual ones. It's meant to make up the squids beak.

>>126899353
I imagine cavities would fucking suck with a grand total of two giant teeth.

>>126899525
I don't think they'd even get them; squid beaks are insanely hard. They have sone of the most powerful bites in the animal kingdom.

1. Is it possible to make a lobby for Regular battle? Trying to play with a friend who is new, but the only way it seems to work is by joining while they are searching, which doesn't allow us to always be on the same team.

2. I'm S, he's w/e the default rank is. If he makes a lobby and I join it, will we be matched up with his rank or mine?

>>126900215
1. no unless it's a private battle

2. his, I tried joining off my B friend once and it only matched me with squibs

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A new year image for next thread's OP

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Remember to root for our boys in the NEW /ink/ team tomorrow!
"Super Thirsty Dads"!
They'll be streaming!

>>126900390
Fuck off.

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>>126900390
>Super Thirsty Dads

>>126900390
will be surprised if they don't go straight to losers and get eliminated 2 rounds later

what are they playing in anyway

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>>126900390
>"Super Thirsty Dads"!

hey /ink/, I have a vagina!

>>126900490
http://squidboards.com/threads/scl-holiday-special-grandma-got-run-over-by-a-roller-december-30th.19496

>>126900390
>They'll be streaming!
where

>>126900672
I'm sure they'll be posting it tomorrow :^)

>>126900557
prove it

I've been doing uncannily well tonight. I am now longer afraid of real squigga hours, for I am enlightened to one holy truth:
Aerospray RG OP af pls nerf.

>>126900672
Either twitch tv/shampoohyay/ or hitbox.tv/siampu/ I'd guess.

>>126900774
why do I need to? my name should be enough. that's how the thread works, right?

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>>126899947
>Inkling meal time consists of the squids savagely tearing their food apart and is incredibly messy as a result

>>126900390
Only good player in there is Bum and that's only because he lags through everything. He will probably be banned from every tournament once people see his lag powers.

>>126901345
>THE QUEEN of /ink/
>Not good

>>126901345
they let sorapol keep playing so I doubt it'll be an issue. he'll probably use up all their dc's though.

>>126901423
How many do they have?

>>126901415
None Of those people are better than an other S rank or even A+.

>>126901448
I think it's only 1 per set, more than once and you're forced to play it through (basically an auto-lose for these guys).

>>126901525
>5 S+

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>>126900654
christ

>>126901525
At least 3 are S+, anon.

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>>126901165
>Shark for dinner
>Rip it to shreds
>Crunch through the bone
Inklings are scary! SCARY!

Better watch the other teams stream if Bum is playing for maximum fun.

I want to do lewd things with Agent 3.

>thatso left C-

Is anyone streaming?

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>>126901886
Agent 3 is pure you sick fuck

>>126901910
probably got cut desu

https://twitter.com/calm_mk8/status/681770430076588032
wheeeeee

>>126901960
Nah, he just said "i'm out" and left their Discord. I think there was a picture but I don't feel like finding it.

>>126901936
I want her to make a mess all over me.

>>126901936
Naw, she's been covered in white ink.

>>126896130
What Lego sets would Callie like? I'm guessing the scuba ones.

>>126901960
>Their best player
>Getting cut

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>>126901886
Sex with you!

>>126902164
-thatsso

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>>126902104
Lego city and the architecture sets.
Maybe 1st gen bionicles if she was a weird kid growing up.

>>126901993
>rollers getting crushed on the new map
>rollers doing flips

Why do they get all the weird stuff

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>>126902273
:^)

>still no player named Raven in the same team

>>126887830
>- Green Tanuki has won the 9th JP Splatfest!
Was that marie?
>- Would you rather be fit or be rich?
Wow that's probably the least worst EU splatfest yet

>>126902504
I guess that proves Luar is the best member of TSB as well :^)

>>126902504
>best player
>2:3
real impressive

>>126901993
>Woomy can Metroid jump now

They need to actually incorporate this as a roller falling animation next game

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>>126902316
Aww, Callie would be adorable with some Bonkles. And Architecture is pretty sophisticated.

>>126902504
>using the meme tournament as an example
>while they have all their worst players rostered

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>>126902602
>>126902635
>>126902691
(^:

>>126902728
>>126902504
Literally why do you have these
I know I've posted them places but why would you save them

>>126902856
Because your photoshop skills are top notch

>>126902691
That tournament was more of a test of skill than other ones.

>>126902856
>not saving stuff for later memeing

>>126897929
chris-chan, is that you?

>>126896764
because all squids are cute + their voices are super cute.

>>126889394
>when humans and squids can't crossbreed

But humans and Inklings might be able to.
There's only one way to find out.

>>126897168
What do you mean anon?

dressing Marie up in a sloth suit and making her sit in a tree and eat leaves slowly!

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>>126904062

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>>126904062

>>126904062
Dressing up Callie in a lion suit and chasing bystanders and stabbing them!

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>only tolerable version of pit is tc
Wow.

>>126890692

Yes, I'm triggered.

> Hey guys, here's my weapon ability chart! I still need suggestions for some weapons
> I'll give you some sets, and here's some suggestions for other weapons too, tell me what you think
> lol nah, fuck you anon. tl:dr and Idun geddit, so I'm ignoring your post
> Anyone else have any suggestions?

Dick.

I'll write up a post and explain some of my reasoning later. Take it or leave it. I'm tempted to make my own now.

>>126905175
No one cares mate
Nobody is obliged to take your advice on surface value
It doesn't matter how much effort you put into it
You're still retarded

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Cancerous TC build looking super cute! I need more art of all the meta builds.

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>>126905175
No reason to freak out anon, his list is even that good.

/r/ing gas the nips/nuke the japs images

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>>126906740

Sexualize the squids.

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>>126906872
thanks family

>>126905175
who are you? what makes you think anything you said is worth a damn?

I saw your post, all you did was list a bunch of abilities. why cold blooded on the tri slosher?
if you want to be taken seriously, you need to back up your shit with evidence.
do you seriously think your post sounded like it was worth a damn?

I wanna die

Please help me die

I want to float away

Just shoot me in the head

A pistol to my temple

I hope this shot of heroin kills me. Just let me go peacefully

Shotgun would probably be better though, just use something

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Seeya

Maybe I will reincarnate as a human with no mental problems

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Staying alive with Marie!

Just murder me

It's too late to fix these issues

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>>126909576
What's Marie's favorite way to kill someone? Surely she's had lots of time to find out with the octarians.

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>>126909685
Just fucking do it already you piece of shit

>>126909753
-kaede

Will he ever learn to have something nice come out his mouth? I've never heard a neutral or positive thing come out

Just kill me! Kill me today

>>126909787
I honestly don't know who kaede is anon.

Drive here right now and just end it, nobody will know

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Just make sure to take the squid sisters out and shoot them in the head with me, we can solve two problems in one

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>>126909741
Marie loves to beat people up till they look like squibs
I want Marie to beat me up like the worthless person I am

I didn't go to work for a month

I didn't leave my bed for eight days straight

I haven't hung out with anyone

Cause if I did, I'd have nothing to say

I didn't feel angry or depressed

I didn't feel anything at all

>>126910040
>Marie will never beat you up and force you to drink her ink

I hate this

I didn't want to go to bed

Sure could go for some squid porn right about now.

And I didn't want to stay up late

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>>126910040
I want Marie to beat me unconscious with her bare fists and leave me to die in octo valley

I believe I can see the future

Cause I repeat the same routine

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Welcome to /ink/, the most depressed general on /vg/.

I think I used to have a purpose

But then again, that might have been a dream

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HE AIN'T STOPPIN

I think I used to have a voice

>>126910709
it's because we aren't squid lolis. That's all we want in life.

Now I never make a sound

I just do what I've been told

I really don't want them to come around

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>>126911054
Your music taste is shit
Get out

Every day is exactly the same

>>126902602
Nah just best at killing squibs in a short amount of time

I can feel their eyes are watching

>>126911178

Squads available when you can't play and scarce when you can

In case I lose myself again

I can't remember how this got started

But I can tell you exactly how it will end

Morning /ink/

Splatting hard?

Don't be there, cause I'm on my way

>>126911178
Fucking tell me about it man

And I'm already gone over, and I'm on my way

>>126911501

I'm going to take out the disc time to 3 star all the cups in MK8 anD 100% SM3DW. Splatoon is just too stressful

And I can't recall myself, how I went down

Did I get shot or shoot myself?

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>>126908989
>nine inch nails
Fuck outta here emo faggot

You see I'm trapped in my mind

And I'm going trippy

Oh I don't think I'll ever go

You see the walls are so high

That I couldn't climb them

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>A long chain of stupid spam posts
>At the same time /mk8g/ used to get this kind of shitposting

Interdasting

So I don't know which way to roll

But I'm stuck in rewind

Oh I'm looking forward

Damn I wish I knew what went wrong

Am I sick, am I ill? Man my mental got me

Oh lord please help me pull through

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I just saw the new Star Wars; it was pretty good.

>>126914661
What does that have to do with Splatoon

>>126914661
Star Wars is a shit series and the only thing good about it is the sound effects

>>126914661
>>126914750
Okay.

Just kill me

>>126914680
Kylo Ren kills Marie

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I want to go to the disco with Callie!

>>126900849
PREACH!

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>>126915868
You're not going anywhere dressed like THAT young lady.

>>126901993
10, 10, 9.5

>>126910709
You obviously haven't been to /ksg/

>>126911707
3 starred all the cups. Beat all the staff ghosts. All I have to do is grind to 99999VR and then get depressed enough to do BR. Then forever do TT until the very best.

>>126912569
Cause /mk8g/ people bought Splatoon and then over time stopped posting there and started posting here.

this game is really frustrating. winning matches feels completely random. There's no voice chat so I cant coordinate with my team. All the guns feel the same. I die every 20 seconds. wtf

>>126917103
The guns couldn't be more different. The rest if your qualms are either correct or your own fault.

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>>126917103
Get some map awareness
Voice chat isn't too necessary, though most agree you could use some more commands other than booyah and Cmon
The weapons are completely different, test them out to see the differences
Stop jumping into the fray so often if you're not good at maneuvering the field.
Play the singleplayer mode for a nice tutorial.

>>126917103
If it feels completely random then that is because you are having little impact on the outcome of the game. I.E. Other people are carrying the team.
Dying every 20 seconds isn't so bad once you're at least taking someone down with you.

>>126917103
Use the minimap to coordinate with your team. It how's where you're teammates are and hints at where the enemy is.

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Dude seaweed lmao

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>>126918313
Post old memes to save this shitty thread.

>>126918474
spaghetti>woomy, I wan 2 fug litl sqidgril etc

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>>126918474

>>126918591
Perfect.

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>>126918474
haven't seen this in a long time

I have decided to stop stressing about rank and just play. The system will do it's work and I'll wind up where I belong if I rank back up to S+ it'll be by fixing my mistakes rather than good rotations, luck and being carried

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>>126919118
That's the attitude to have. It's a fun game; don't let the pressure get the best of you.
I just don't play Ranked anymore anyway.

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>>126919689

>>126919608

If the modes were available in anything other than ranked and private I'd be a lot happier even if the rewards gave less money or experience. Turf is fun but the matchmaking is non-existent, comebacks are too easy and there's too many players testing kits, builds and tactics for ranked

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>YEAH!

I honestly wish there was squad ranking separated from rank so the clanfags had somewhere to fuck off to

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>>126918474
the oldest

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>>126920914
smug?
how about smek?

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>>126921265
that's dank but could be older

Remember guys, leading with your sub is important.

Someone post the wall of text complaining about spawn camping ruining the game for children.

dead hours

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the gooks did a thing again

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>>126916890
you still never going to be as good as Tim

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>>126916890
>BR

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>>126922750
They won't quit until they break 9999

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I need some high level Slsoher playlists or compilations. I've done everything I can do it's time to see alternative styles and what I can adapt for my purposes

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>another 100k Nip squibs joined the fold this week

>>126923904
another 75k squibs to get e-liter'd by their lv50 senpai and get that gleam in their eye as they find their new favourite weapon.

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>>126919872
>for music nerds
>1 t l . . + . . e . . 4

>>126923904
In other news someone caught footage of a giant squid in a japanese harbour, isn't that nice?

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What is happening here?

>>126924628
That's just Marie buying Octoweapons.

>>126924580
Splatoon one step closer to becoming real life