/gtaog/ Grand Theft Auto Online General

Oh boy, another whiny "abloo bloo bloo there's nothing to do" OP.

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Anyone doing heists or VIP stuff? Im too tired of randoms fucking up

Steam Judenstein Shekelberg

>>126812170
You fucks complain about everything.

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:^)

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Post em

>>126812405
How to Rockstar Editor a paused frame?

At what time bans usually lift?

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Repostan cause new thread

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>>126812307

Post more comfy snow pics

i missed out ;_;

>>126812482
Step 1) Pause on the frame you want
Step 2) There you go

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>>126812307

These images are cute desu

>>126812507

>>126812507
It's coming back in a couple of days, anon. You'll get your chance.

>>126812502
>Right side up in a lazer
Why even bother?

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>>126812507
1/3

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>>126812482
As far as I know you cant, I hid the hud then manually rotated the camera and grabbed a clip of it with my xbox so if you can probably do the same with your preferred video capture software

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>>126812507
2/3

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>>126812493
At the same exact minute you were banned

>>126812307
Until dawn? nice

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>>126812507
3/3
I hope you'll get to enjoy snow very soon, anon.

I hate that armoured karuma shitheap so much it makes missions easy as hell since you can just roll up in it and kill half the enemies without taking any health damage and everyone uses them because of that

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>>126812542
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>>126812742
>>126812854

Thanks friendos.

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>>126812507

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>>126813234

Np, it was fun times

>>126813182
What I hate the most is when shitters demand you to get in their Kuruma or they go full sperglord.

>>126814091
yeah especially since I like to use motorcycles I get that tenfold.
I even quite often have people destroy my motorcycle once they realise that that is my vehicle.
one guy the other day even tried to ram me off of it constantly and ended up killing me and failing the mission when we are almost finished

>>126814315
>tried
>ended up killing me
Sounds like he didn't try then, he succeeded.

>>126814431
I was too busy foccusing on avoiding him and ended up smashing straight into a train that was going over a road, then half a second hater he sandwiched me between it accidentally

So i recently moved to ps4 and I noticed that when Im using a buzzard or hydra, it doesnt auto-target the other player's cars like in ps3. Do i need to change something in the configuration? Cause I cant seem to find it. Or was this an intended change?

>tfw it's raining hackerbux and you've gotten over 7M

>>126815087
See you in two weeks.

>>126815087
>7m
>yfw I transfered 1b to ps4 thanks to muh menu

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Cold weather is no excuse to shirk your responsibilities. The shitters won't stop, and neither should you.

Stay frosty.

>>126814893
Press Square to switch to homing missiles.

>>126815138
I ran away and liquidated the money as fast as i could

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>>126814315

>I like to use bikes

Which ones do you drive anon and how does it feel to be apart of biker master race.

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>modders literally begging to give cheat money
why are PC cheaters so confident these days? is it that easy to get away with it now?

>>126815280
Im not that new. It does target stuff like the police and when other players are using stuff but when they are in cars it doesnt work

>>126815284
Oh, okay then. See you in two weeks.

>>126815457
Just report his ass and move on.

>>126815457
You probably got a guy thinking he's hotshit
Recently, a quite a few people picked up bans for using menus so its not that safe

>>126815469
Meant to say flying stuff

>>126815457
You can get people to do stuff for you, when they do it just leave the server or something.

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reminder that the retarded who said the masks/outfits don't stay after christmas got btfo

reminder that kurugii was right

Just had to switch from PC to Xbox One(Job reasons). Fucking no one to play with and all the lobbies I get into are either empty or filled with absolute idiots. Feel free to add me: iiNsaNeRang3r.

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>>126815696
>xbone

>>126815627
Are they in passive mode?
Cause it should work unless they're in passive.

>>126815691
Festive Surprise is still available.
Snow Day isn't.
The masks and outfits will be gone at the end of Festive Surprise.

>>126815754
Yeah I know, it sucks. But there wasn't much I could do about it.

>>126815284
Why would you do that? Im sitting with 500m, 10 modded outfits, roosevelt, soreveign and other shit that I transfered from ps3 and they havent done anything

>>126815691
>PCucks in charge of not being retarded.

>>126815791
No, it won't.

Lik dis if u cry evertim

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>>126815825
Cause i got what i want now

>>126815791
They are not, tested with my brother and he wasnt event moving the car, the buzzard wont target it

>>126815926
anon likes this post

>>126815817
Well you could sell it for either better PC parts or a PS4.

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>>126815926
whoops

>>126815982
thx :^)

>>126815884
The only thing that will stay is the Adominable Yeti Mask, The Xmas Day Pyjamas and Firework launcher.
The rest will be gone.
Just like last Christmas.

>>126815939
Your brother is a friend and you have targeting set to non friends/enemies.

>>126816004
Nah I have a good gaming PC, I just work for/at a place that wouldn't be conclusive to having a desktop with me. Not a PlayStation guy desu.

>>126815817
buddy, I'll be super real with you. if it's an option, you should sell your xbone, and use that money for a used ps4, or mid-range card for your PC.

the xbone will get some solid exclusive titles, but if you're in it for multiplats, this gen is the ps4/pc. there's no reason to torture yourself by holding out for things to become better.

>>126816058
why didn't you help it?

>>126816070
Funny how I still got it on PS4. PISS CEE magic maybe

>>126816058
me irl ;_;

>>126816135
see>>126816131

>>126816149
I observe the chickens, I do not interfere with their lives.

>>126815939
No dude, I changed the settings. Just now I was using hydra, chasing 2 guys in a insurgent and this shit doesnt target the fucking car

>>126816135
Don't be dramatic. The differences between the PS4 and Xbox One are almost completely negligible in most games, especially this one.

>>126816151
still got what?
Festive Shit is still going.
And will be there till the 5th.
Stop being a dipshit.

>>126816331
Except in population.

>>126815935
Not gonna lie, you just wasted your money in a 10m floating apartment that doesnt even have a heist room

>>126816392
exactly this.
both systems are quality. I honestly don't see the xbone as being shit by comparison. but when it comes to # of active players you'll find online, the ps4 is the winner.

PC is the best choice but I know not everyone wants to build one.

>>126816276
If I recall correctly, I couldn't even target other player's cars when I was on PS3 and still can't on PS4.
I ain't so sure though, my memory is pretty rusty. Possibly nerfed or something.

>>126816392
I've had no trouble at all finding populated lobbies online. It's not like the XBone has sold 100 units. It's still comfortably in the millions.

>live in tampa florida
>look up city history cause bored
>in the 30s the head of the police and of the sheriffs offices were for 2 different mayoral candidates
>In order to keep their choice in office/get their choice in office they both had their forces go to "protect" the polls
>just end up arresting each other
>all the votes get thrown out due to all the stupid bullshit any way
And thats why the car is named after tampa.

does anyone know how to fix my issue of all players+npcs are transparent and see-through?
i dont have a video card installed, but i will soon

>>126816509
I still have my ps3 and I tried yesterday actually. The missiles do target the cars but well idk maybe they nerfed it yeah

>>126816659
>i dont have a video card installed
Gee, I wonder what the problem could be.

whats the main group where people actually are active in?
im in two vg gta groups, one of them is called "GTA VG" and the other is "GTA General VG" but atm those two groups together have two players online

>>126817113
If you are on PC, join: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag

If you are on Xbone, 360, or PS3, join GTA General VG. If you are on PS4, go listen to qt moan: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community

>>126817278
aight, just requested an invite

>>126817526
Which crew, and leave name here, too. No one gets accepted without leaving their name.

>>126818083
Not that guy but I joined this one: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community I already left my name further up the thread.

>>126818193
I can't accept invites for that, but even if I could, I'm not reading every post to find your name. I doubt qt will, either. Leave it again and maybe qt will see it. probably not

>>126818193
>ctrl + f "crew"
>read every single post that has the word crew in it
>no name
Quit being lazy, post your fucking name.

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>the blurred screen of getting clucked by cuckstars server
Truly an artistic masterpeace.

>>126818578
>servers
there arent any
its all PtP
Get better internet.

>>126818506
iiNsaNeRang3r, sorry I forgot I didn't talk about the crew in that post.

>>126815276
I dig that outfit but why is it still so goddamn hard to make attractive female characters?

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I'm running low on monies (less than 1m), but this car always attracted me in a weird way.

Should I throw 400k on it?

>>126818778
If you have space for it, I think it looks really unique and cool. I'd have kept mine if I didn't run out of room for other cars and money

>>126818778
Yes, it is actually very good for racing since it doesn't slide as much as the other sports classic. Also motherfucking SKIS!
10/10 buy it now!

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>>126818620
Just did a pingtest.net to brasilistan, other side of the fucking planet.
Im sure the problem is on my end, even though other normal priced not-early-access games run without problems...

backtrace muh ip

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>>126817278

>qt on ps4

The one time i regret being a Pcuck.

>>126819368
it's a guy tho

>>126819536

No boipucci for you if that's how youre gonna be.

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>>126819536
>>126819724
>implying qt is a qt
>not a hairy fatty who doesnt even lift

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you guys i got a sweet ass ride from my dad

>>126819950
>qt
>lift
pick one

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>>126819950

Stop trying to destroy my fantasy.

For the Ratloader should I keep the junk or toss it out?

how come every time in a hydra, i lock on and fire at someone in another hydra, i get disconnected from session

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Show me some muscle cars

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>>126821209

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>>126821209

So I got the PC version and almost 90% of the servers I've been in there's some hacker either crashing our games or exploding my apartment. Will this be my average GTA O experience?

anybody have a gold dubsta2 on ps4 willing to spawn one for me?

>>126821479
Join the crew.

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>>126821209
i like 'em plain

Anyone up for First person heists/Missions?

Especially the guys who did Humane in first person last night?

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>>126821209
how is that muscle

>>126822119
I have to seed teh torrents
Im up for some missions later thou

>>126822119
a/s/l?

>>126822119
I'm not part of those guys but i'd love to join for first person heists if you're gonna do those

>>126822643
>>126822762
>>126822803
SC Elardi

PC

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peace be upon him

>>126822863
Post DangerZone

>>126823221
that your SC?

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>>126823182

>>126812817
Too bad, I wasn't online when it happened.

>>126823250
Ofcourse not m8.

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>>126823331

r8

>>126823182
>putinthesquatter
top lel

>>126823332
check for email to see if you got flag, for all I care r* probably has a system that counts it when you first get the message.
Example, get banned, but you login tomorrow, so rather than it counting today, it would count the time you logged in

god speed anon

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>>126821209
Would you guys ride this?

>>126823704
No, it's old and hideous and that color is disgusting on it.

The car is pretty ugly too.

>>126823704
the trans chick?
no
the car?
no

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is it still possible to get the cop uniform for keeps?

>>126823704
Yes, but I have shit taste and I'm drunk

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You guys don't like pink?

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>>126823936
at one time it was easy to get

too late to the party, you are

>>126824101
I'm kinda curious about the face.

>>126823704
>there are people who paint all of their cars the same color
why is this even allowed?

>>126824101
The cars are shit, the customization is shit, the color is shit and the character is shit.

Sorry.

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>>126824170
>mfw I have a full black car garage
Try to stop me mate, I dare you.

>>126824101
I was gonna say something but
>>126824170
pretty much covered it.

>>126818778

it's actually an amazing car with all upgrades, not even memeing

the mix of handling, top speed, acceleration, deformation immunity and size makes it one of the most reliable cars in the entire game; second only to the casco

>>126822863
Count me in too, I'm bored.

SC: Anajamois. I really need money.

>>126824603
Sorry bud, we already launched.

>>126824603
they already started

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>>126824161
I'm guessing most of you guys just drive chrome kurumas?

>>126824767
>chrome
Come on, we have standards here! Where do you think you are?

>>126824767
Thats not bad.

I prefer Stirling GT because It sounds amazing in first person

>>126824767
Wow, worse than I thought
>they don't drive hot pink supercars so they must drive meme cars

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>>126824653
>>126824649
You will regret this when one of them fucks up.

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Railgun sniper skin when

>>126824128
wait is that a no or is it just more annoying to do now

>>126824962
As a /k/iddie, why the hell does it have a magazine since it is a single fire weapon?

>>126825616
I'd imagine it's also the battery.

>>126825616
Battery pack?

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>join a game
>teleported to boat
>see this

>>126825672
>>126825675
>>126825616

Also could be the projectiles

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Just another day in the life of a trashman

Akuma is best bike

>>126826513
Bati?

>>126824767

Shoo shoo, Brianna Wu

>>126826513
>>126826576
That's not the Ruffian.

>>126826513
>>126826576
>>126826618
>not the vindicator
its like you plebs dont even believe in our lord Akira

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>>126826189
>suppressors
>ever

I have so many firefights just because the other guy didn't research how much suppressors cuck your weapon damage, especially on smaller guns.

>>126826745

You misspelled Bagger.

>>126826189
series A is easy enough, good luck with driving in first person though

>>126815935
kankerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>126826513
>>126826576
>>126826618
>>126826745
>>126826827
H A K U C H O U

>>126826576
>mfw people don't get the joke in the name of the Bati 801

>>126827121
>Not know about ass bike

>>126826513
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR. Based Hakuchou :3

>>126827121
i duno git et

>>126827354
Bati 801
Bati Boi
Batty Boy is english slang for a gay male

>>126827014
I ride a Shitzu Hakuchou and my girlfriend has gauged earrings. AND THEY'RE INFECTED.

>>126827439
thats jamaican, also i knew it was bati boi since 801 looks like caps lock, but i thought you ment something else, carry on

>>126812569
Really? When?

I wish they make it an option at least for solo online or movie maker mode. Snow is comfy as fuck.

>>126825616
It's a clip

>>126827692
Ayy

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>>126821209

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>>126827967

Fuck you Mr Clippy you little smug faggot.

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eastside nigga

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Can you guys post SUVs? I need inspiration. Keep it classy.

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>>126828819

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The Slasher really needs a buff, or at least be more melee resistant.

>>126829173
or just lock it to first person and it improves tenfold

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>>126828364
>mfw im fighting this motherfucker right now

>>126828750
>those rims
nigga please

>>126829173
>play slasher gamemode
>when we all get shotguns he survives 5 shotgun blasts
>"wow, this guy gets a huge armor buff in this game mode"
>he falls off the boat and doesn't automatically die
>turns out he was just a menufag

>>126829323
LEFT HAND RULE!

>>126828915
>640x360

I-i-i-is there a phone version of the game?

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Also, anyone have any classy 4-door sedans to post? I'm thinking of buying a Cognoscenti.

>join random pacstan vans
>get navigator
>photograph one van, so far so good
>following another one
>host (driver) comes in his kuruma (what else) and crashes into several ai cars, causing them to freak out
>one of them hits me from behind and pushes me into the van while i'm trying to photograph it
>setup failed
>second attempt
>host starts chasing me around and shooting like a maniac, rams me into a wall and tells me to get in his car
>quit

guess he really didn't want it done

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>Pacific Standard Vans with randoms
>go alone to photograph all the vans myself
>teammate was following the right van so he grabs it
>I drive alongside him to the factory so he knows where to turn
>flatten teammate who was standing in the road just around the corner, we fail the setup
>entire team leaves (probably means I was booted)

I have never felt like such a shitlord. But wasn't he partly to blame for standing in the path to the underbridge? Or should I have been more careful?

Fuck, my face is burning with shame.

>>126830616
Oh my god, were you in that mission? I'm so sorry.

>>126830616
>join random squeaker station prison break
>dock team
>get car and deliver before they can get the schedule
>return to city, they still didnt get a cop car
>get them a cop car, meawhile my other half decided the masked man should enter the police building, not once, but twice
>fail the easiest mission

there should be an age limit to be able to play heists

>>126831485

You'd think there would be an age limit for the game.

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Series A done in first person, was fun lads

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>>126831951

> That minecraft tier tree in the background.

>>126831457

Accidents happen, anon.

>>126832115
That's a grass texture really close up

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>>126827014
damn str8

>>126830616
>join random prison break finale
>bunch of chinks
>be prisoner
>pilot gets in my vette
>no guard come here
>he comes after five minutes, drive to the bus
>we drive in, he menus the police to death
>OK free money
>demo crashes the chopper
>fuck
>we drive back in
>he menus the liftgate guard to death
>we fail
>damnit
>we drive back in
>he menus the police to death, Rashkovsky's AI breaks
>shitwaffles
>it takes us a half hour to goad Rashkovsky to the truck
>we finally get it after all this

Chinks, not even once

>>126812502
I can never control any air vehicle like that on pc

Whats the secret?
Whats your sensitivity settings?

>>126832590
Stop being a stubborn cuck and just use a controller.

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>>126832590
Using a controller for flying and driving

>>126832590
I played Orbiter for five years, it uses similar controls

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>>126830024
That's the resolution for old gen snapmatic photos.

hey, when did the game get such a nice character editor
on release it was shit and everyone looks the same, now i can make people with the worst faces ever, and the joining process didnt take a 100 years like on release!
thanks rockstar

>>126831951
It was fun, seemed a bit too quick thou.

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>>126832220

Oh.

>fire revolver in the open
>have to go through the whole manual cocking animation before i'm allowed to sprint

man i'm really trying to enjoy this gun but it's a pain to use for everything other than exploding cars

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>>126831951

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Post your comfy cruising vehicles.

>>126834529
>cruising
>comfy
>GTA V

Pick zero

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Anyone have any Tampa pics? I'm thinking of replacing my ugly ass Stallion with one.

>>126834818
>stallion
>ugly

Pick zero

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See, you guys are fine.

You look good from this angle.

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>>126834529
Serrano
>comfy orange
>rainy night
snowy night hnnnnng

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Think I finally found the best saturation levels in reshade.

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>>126834818

>>126834818
>Tornado

Am I the only one who DOESN'T like the Tornado? It's really weird, I like the Bel Air IRL but every time I see a Tornado I have an urge to shoot a rocket at it.

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>>126835167
What are those two sedans directly in front of you?

>>126835267

Why can't it be snowy more than once a year? I actually like the town better with it.

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>>126834529

These two babies.

>>126835458
>painting your car like a fucking gpu

The rims are the worst part

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>>126835479
Me too. I wish they'd make it a single-player/solo online option, or just start doing like Snowy Sundays and making it snow once a week or something. It seems like they put a lot of effort into something only gets used a few times a year, and usually on days when most people can't play anyway.

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>>126835458
Schafter and either a Jackal or a Felon. I think its a Felon but not sure. Its a coupe
One of my favorites but havent used in a while.

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>>126835749
Pretty sure those are the stock rims, kiddo.

>>126835458

Schafter on the left, Felon on the right.

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rondal iz kill

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Why is the Osiris considered Pegassi? It looks nothing like the rest of the line. Its ugly as shit too. I want to complete my Pegassi collection, but I don't want that piece of shit in my garage.

>>126835962

You look like a jewish bank manager with a tiny penis.

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>>126835749
why does rockstar keep forcing aftermarket rims as stock on classic cars anyway

>spamming Rocket Man on the mic while taking groups of people out with hydra

>>126836319
Because fuck you.

>>126836196
Pegassi is the brand Rockstar uses for Lamborghini and Pagani, and the Osiris is based off of a Pagani.

>>126836319

Is it me or is it impossible to paint this thing well?

>>126836319
>>126836852
Its ugly as shit no matter what you do to it.

>Step out of apartment
>get hit by car
>Ragdoll back into the "enter apartment" marker
>End up back inside

Guess I'll just stay inside then

>>126836619
It's weird that they'd combine brands like that, then pull Progen out of their asses just for the T20. Could've put the Osiris under a unique manufacturer, I doubt it's that much work coming up with a name and a badge design.

>>126836852
I like the way mine turned out at least. Some browns would probably work too.

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>>126837216
>step into enter apartment marker
>a rocket, grenade and hail of gunfire bounce off me as the animation plays

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>>126834529

Voodoo

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>>126837396
And then I didn't even post the picture

>>126837317
>2nd gen dodge charger: imponte dukes
>6th gen dodge charger: bravado buffalo

gta brands don't make much sense, just roll with it

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>>126838761
this triggers the autism

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>>126837216

>drive up to enter garage
>during the animation see half a dozen sticky bombs get thrown at my car and explode while I nonchalantly drive in

I wish R* would do some new lands or cities as an expansion. I still love the game, but Los Santos is getting kinda stale.

>customizable Yacht
>can't even customize which chopper or speedboats accompany it

This couldn't have been that hard to implement, could it? I'd actually buy some boats if I could assign them to be my default Yacht boat.

>>126838318
those rims really should be chrome

nice job otherwise, i don't dig the stripe either

>>126839034

The new DLC will be a refurbished Liberty City, for both single player stuff and online tomfoolery.

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>pre-ordered on PC
>came out
>played 100 hours
>uninstalled because rockstar was shit about mods, and online was a mess
>is it any better now
>should I sacrifice the last of my free space for it?

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>>126834529
excuse the shit quality

>>126839440

wow those san andreas mods look p.good

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>>126834529

>>126839359
It's actually worse.

>>126839359
75000 players cant be wrong goyim

>>126840014

Lots of people have Friends on DVD, anon.

That doesn't make it good.

>>126840323
Hey the theme song was good

>>126840323
But Friends is good.
Stop being a hipster.

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>>126840880
>>126840990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_OetMwdPs

>>126839034
>private islands dlc
>customizable mansion
>tennis court, pool, helipad
>landing strip
>pvp AND pve defense missions

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>>126812817
>At the same exact minute you were banned
b-but that would mean they were never banned

>>126812108
Requesting an invite to the PC GTAG crew
IGN: Goombomb

>>126839306
Is there any source for that, aside from some tweets and youtube videos?

First Person Heist? Need a couple more members

SC: Elardi

PC

>>126839306
Yeah thats not happening

Not enough money to Jew from it

>>126819536
so is pixel but that didnt stop thirsty nerds did it

>>126841562
You realize you only get the first person bonus if you're playing on an XBox or PS4, right?

>>126841562
I guess if you still have a spot, ign: pyurple

>>126841865
Speaking from experience, that's not true.

>>126841865
It's for fun and challenge. Well I guess it's for that.

>>126841865
First person bonus?

We're just doing it for the challenge and the fun, rather than cuckbucks

>>126841918
Invite incoming

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>>126837216
>drive up to garage
>game takes a shit and freezes because it doesn't know how to classify a gardening truck

Is there anyway of turning the snow back on after the holidays? It just looks so good and the lightning during night is just amazing honestly. It will be sad for it to be wasted like that.

>>126842090
who gives a shit

>>126841474
ayy Goom. Got you.

>>126842090
Keep that up and people are going to call you haxxor.

>>126842368
Rockstar Editor.

>>126841562
ContractMissions tomorrow?
t. bigD

>Take a shit
>use my enema
>bleach my boypussy

>come back and GTA still hasn't loaded

Top fucking kek

Add me for PC Crew plz

SC: janordy

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>>126842690
go to sleep qt

>>126842414
Thank you, sir.

>>126842876
>gtag.jpg

>>126842681
I'm heading off to visit some friends for new years, so I'm going to be gone until Jan 2nd.

>tfw 6 hour drive tomorrow

>>126842876
This is weirdly amusing.

>>126843431
Its just the 30, m8.
oh well, have fun with the normies brah

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>>126842827
There's no pending request for that name

>>126815691
The event is still on until new year. Did you not notice you still have a tree in your house?

Once the event is over, most of the shit will be gone.

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>>126842876
>that image

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>>126842876

Somebody say boipucci?

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>>126842876

>>126815691
maybe I misspoke by saying christmas instead of the holiday event

january 5th or something like that everything will go except for the stuff you got for logging in on christmas day

>R9 390 came in the mail

Ha ha, time for 60fps

>>126812108
just realised im in this pic

So is there a Hot Coffee mod yet for this game?

>>126844103
Sorry RS SC site is being buggy and timed me out, the request should be there now

SC: janordy

>Spawn in apartment
>Step outside
>Two tanks, 50+ cops, a jet and a wind turbine Christmas tree right outside
>turn around and walk strait back in

>>126846447
Yes, it's called ERP

>>126818358
i check the crew everyday. just added

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FUCK THIS GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>126846248
>AMD
I'm not upset or anything, but why do this?

>>126847568

Because I don't want to pay the same amount of money for 3.5, or pay double for barely noticeable performance boosts.

R9 390 and 390X are the best price-performance ratio available right now.

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>>126847568
itjustworks
sometimes, when they dont glitch the fuck out
allegedly

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>>126847502
>tfw unlocked LSPD tint for all weapons but the grenade launcher
>tfw even landing all 20 shots I would still be spending upward of GTA$100k to get it

I can't relax

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Rockstar needs to hurry up with this one

>>126847502
I wish it was one shot to the head

>>126847805
>>126847904
>they can't get OHKs with it
top lmao

>>126847904
...am i missing something in this picture?

Anyone want to do first person pac standard? SC: Elardi

PC

>>126835962
what are your system specs?

>>126849418
4th gen i7
r9 290x
12gb ram

Are menus safe? I don't even want to spawn money or cars, blow up the lobby or teleport around the map

>>126849667
Always assume that it's not.

>>126849665
ahh. that explains the crisp shadows.

thanks anon.

>>126849013

ingame cinema trailer.

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>>126849667
No menu is safe, also stay away from those widely used ones, such as Infamous, Nigroe.menu and Jordans

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>>126821209
my current musclefu, though I change my favorite around a lot

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>>126850840
>those rims

>Been playing for about 2 weeks now
>Level 38
>GF also plays
>She only plays when I'm on because she doesn't like playing with strangers
>Except when I'm on then she's fine playing with strangers...
>Otherwise she plays the singleplayer game
>She's only level 8
>Can't do any of the interesting jobs with her because she either dies, or must sit there doing nothing while we carry her (which understandably no one wants to bother with)
>I've tried explaining to her that she can just shit around in a solo session doing simpler jobs but she says that's too boring and the campaign is more fun than that

I'm so torn gtag. If this were anyone else I'd tell them to just fuck off and play with other people when I'm not around. But since I'm throwing a bone in this I'm kinda required to be accepting and understanding...

How to deal? Are there any quick easy hesists 3 people can do that I can use to power level her? It's not that she's dead weight she just doesn't have any money, health, armor access, or equipment.

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>>126821209

I get so much shit for bringing this into any missions or heists.

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>>126851484
>make an ordinary-looking middle aged white guy
>dress him in an ordinary non-fancy suit
>drive around in a sedan with ordinary stats
>only use a pistol

>>126851425
Play golf and tennis. It's far from the fastest thing but it's something you can do together and she won't fucking die.

>>126851425
Im sure you can find a few whiteknights. If not, do kurumaheist forever.
Or grind a dozen survival missions.

I would just tell her to play sp and go online alone.

>>126851484
I like the bring my Stanier on mission. Always fun to reach the objectives before the guys in supercars do.

>>126852007
Are you proud of being a grinding shitter?

>>126851934
>Always fun to reach the objectives before the guys in supercars do.

It's faster than the super cars what?

>>126852007
you should adopt a trip my friend. your posts are quality

>>126851484
>>126851746
>>126851934
The best combination of normie-car and performance is the Schafter V12. Plus it sounds mean as fuck.
>>126852682
Pubbies who drive supercars are generally shitters and shit drivers.

>>126852682
It's not the cars, it's the drivers.

>>126852007
how are youu doing this? It says dodgy player so you're jet shitting aren't you?