Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

remove vox

And I was like, that's impossible
and so's the mime says to me

KNIGHTS ONLY

>>126653045
Final destination

Hypothetically, if I were the chef and somebody dumped a body in my kitchen, am I obliged to report it or can I use the free meat no questions asked

How do I stop being a little bitch

>>126653216
Get choppin'.

Senaat for admin again when?

>>126653345
Hopefully soon

>>126653216
if the lights aren't flashing, it's time to get slashing

>>126653345
Once he gets enough dick pics in steam
id/senaat1

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>>126653317
Don't use buzzwords like shitter.
Have fun.
Stop bitching in dead chat.
Get callous with your own well-being.
Look for adventure, shenanigans, or risky work.

There you go.

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>>126653578
Oh yeah, and be willing to make friends.

>>126653423
Am_i_kawaii please i don't want dick pics

>>126653578
>>126653745
Thanks. Clownman

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>>126653894
No problem, amigo.

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Xth for DrCelt as CMO is a Cutie.

>>126653835
You gon get em want them or not
t. Aceedex

Dicks in space.

>>126654332
SJ was a cuter CMO.

>>126654332
whoever the CMO that keeps telling his staff to keep Medbay clean is

that guy is after my own heart

Is this an ERP server?

>>126655258
SJ was a cutie. Until he got banned by pomf because he told all the other admins angelite quit when he actually deadminned him.

>>126655369
I think thats a dirty bird jew. He only wants to keep medbay clean so he can sell his medbay and make a profit.

>>126655445
Only if you like ERPing with pandas

That was the worst round i've ever taken part in.

dedserb. press F

>that end round mech robustin'
End round robusting with a mech is the fucking best

1. Why were there ghosts?

2. Why were there so many monkeys in the chapel?

round full of FEATURES

>>126655498
>implying that is even remotely the story behind Sj's removal

Ahaha

>>126655670
Because spooks

>>126655670
>dragonbro was on unsupervised
>dragonbro was on unsupervised

>>126653835
Dont bring me into this.

>>126655445
yes

I remember one time seeing the SH bear in the bar and I killed it and got banned.

Why is killing retarded admin round interference, no matter how righteous, a bannable offense?

>>126656198
the only motive for killing the SHB is attempting to hide your ERP
it's an ERP serbian, but that does not mean you need to go full hog on it.

>>126656385
Gonna need bear pelts come winter anon.

>>126656512
snowmap bus hasn't happened yet right?

>>126656385
I don't ERP, your hint to this was the fact that I acknowledge the motive behind the bear was "ritcheous". However gibbing/centcomm announcement and bluespace/sending them to prison for the rest of the round is just as effective of a punishment and doesn't directly insert an admin into the fucking round.

My motive for killing the SHB is that shitmins that interfere with the round with self inserting themselves into a mob is textbook shitmin behavior, for ANY reason. Admins need to be reminded of this, and the fact that they got so butthurt I killed their unrobust self that they felt the need to ban me is a testament to a shit monument.

>>126656840
get fucking destroyed nerd lmao

>>126657034
The admins already did that. Fucking faggots.

>>126656840
Shut the fuck up, I banned you because you have no reason for killing the SHB. I don't give a fuck about if you think it's a badmin thing to do, you are just a plain old shitter and if you honestly think you can get away with killing another character ON MY WATCH in this game, you've got another thing coming.

Stay banned, assmad shitter.

Why do we even need security when everyone goes vigilante validhunt mode and uses sec as a loot pinata anyways?
Remove Sec and the Armory for a better station.

>>126658976
>why do we need people to stop me from greyshitting, just let me griff the station in peace

>>126659179
>shilling redshitting this hard

>>126658976
Why do we even need admins?

What if there was a station where you couldn't deconstruct anything, you couldn't build bombs or explode anything, there was infinite power in the APCs, and there were absolutely no admins. Also respawns were enabled every 3 hours and new traitors were picked every 30 minutes/antags spawned from ghosts.

What would the power structure end up looking like? Would it be ruled by the greytide? Would security and command be able to hold it down? Would a syndicate (heh) of traitors make themselves the new security with nuke ops taking up command positions?

It would be an interesting experiment.

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Reposting from last thread, with the image

Who here /exploitedbybadmins/?

Once I was playing as the HoP and then suddenly "You hear a voice echo through the room: "Paul Karamazov? More like Paul Slavomazov"

Other time I said ">you feel like you are about to burst" in OOC and then I got the message "You feel like you are about to burst". I rushed to the old bar and then I got the message "nevermind, thats just indigestion". I told the admins to fuck off and then I got the message "You shouldn't have eaten Discount Dan's!"

What the fuck is greytide

>>126660096
Erryone got that you idiot.

>>126660149
A swarm a assistants that murder everyone, smash the station, and steal everything because xD so randumb le greyshirt

>>126656840
Give proofs

Give admin names

>>126657597
Don't falseflag, nerd

>>126660393
Sounds fun.

>>126659809
>Murderbone station
>Depressurize arrivals
>Weld doors
GG no re

I come here for drama, and i'm never disappointed.

>>126660096
>be a miner
>space exploring to the clown asteroid
>BWOINK
>hey kid, want some FUN?
>makes me a vampire
>I'm a vampire. on a space tile
>burn to death immediately afterwards

Press X to greytide

>>126661010
All tiles are also made unsimulated.

Doom anon you should really post with a name or a trip. I only come to these threads for you and it's a crapshoot to ctrl+f "doom" half the time.

>>126663039
>Murderbone station
>Plasma flood arrivals
>Weld doors
GG no re

>>126663039
>no atmos, power, construction, deconstruction

What's the point?

Play stick arena instead

post favorite heads of staff

>>126664219
Not you.

So this is what Ive came up with guessing round type when you just join.

>Lots of OOC chat: Murderbone traitor (possible plasmafire)
>Long round time 40+ mins: Changeling or Vampire
>Shuttle is called and recalled frequently: Lust

Anyone have anymore?

>>126664516
I meant Cult, not Lust. Oops

>>126664504
;__________;

Post husbando/waifus

get fucked botanic shitters

>>126665194
post a video of your own suicide

Can we please remove ambrosia and bees if we're going to implement Hardcore mode?

I think some of you know why.

So honestly, is there any real reason to add more races? Or is it just shitty ERP shit from bay?

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>>126665194
I want Rain Hoth to forcefully take me to be his wife!
I've always had a thing for shitters, maybe if I play security he will verbally abuse me and give me praise if I help him escape, but that's wrong!

How do I get him to notice me?

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>>126665720
>>126665194

EGH

This meme tastes stale!

>>126662308
You'd think hard suits would protect from the sun, given that no part of your body is really exposed.

But then lings would probably be mad that they didn't get some kind of buff to make their role even easier.

>>126665664
Well, 4chan added a furry board, so why not? Might as well go all the way.

>>126665904
>4chan added a furry board
What

>>126665982
I believe he's talking about /trash/.

>>126665904
they did?
Do you mean /trash/?

>>126665982
More like a cancer board, where all the undesirables are dumped so they're less inclined to ruin other boards.
Sadly, it doesn't fully work, as expected.

>>126665904
regardless, my question still stands. Is there any pluses to having more races?

>>126665664
I want to be a space lizard

>>126666343
No.
If anything we need to trim some, again. Get rid of dumb races like vox and replace them with something a little more original than terrestrial animal humanoid.

>>126666362
I want to be spess snek

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>>126663240
>I only come to these threads for you
Well, thanks, anon, I'm flattered, but you should really remember to play some spess as well. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

I haven't thought to tripcode yet because I feel as if most of the updates I post are pretty self-explanatory in who's behind them, but while I don't have a development blog it might be a good idea. That, and I've been on this site for over a decade, which leaves me with the impression that tripcodes shouldn't be misused and should be saved for when I have something on the table that actually requires some sort of authentication (think file releases).

Bug me enough and I'll probably cave in and do it, though. As long as the rest of the thread doesn't mind the occasional progress update. I saw the reaction to Kilkun's 'shilling' and don't want the same to happen to this, I love both Doom and SS13 too much for that.

I haven't been doing too much work on weapons and player stuff today because of post-christmas winding down (mostly stuff involving the CentCom lobby scripting), but the goal is to allow for basic Shitcurity with the first release.

>>126666343
More variables in the crew. New ways to play. Its like getting a new race in an MMO.

>>126666420
>remove vox
but m-muh qt vox girls

>>126666453
The difference is that Kilkun was making some shitty RPG maker game, and you're trying to move the game onto a bizarre but functional engine

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>>126666453
>I saw the reaction to Kilkun's 'shilling' and don't want the same to happen to this, I love both Doom and SS13 too much for that.
dont get a trip
and if you have to just use it for releases
peace doombro

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>>126666343
Good:
* Gives coders things to do other than breaking the lighting system or adding lag.
* Shuts up the mothspammer.
* Lets us exclude people on shitty internet due to the increased girth of the RSC.
* A distraction from other problems.

Bad:

* Weeks and weeks of whining and WHY NO SKELETRONS.
* Dionae are still OP as fuck

>>126666453
>that hands sprite
Do your hands grow from ass? No seriously, they look like noses.

>>126666453
BASED

>>126666801
Some of those pros seem like cons.

>>126666801
>m muh balans

>>126666453
>hands are high res
>everything is lowres
Why, just why.

>>126666715
The Doom engine may have its odd intricacies, but to this date it's the single most extendable game engine out there which isn't Unreal (ayy dem polys), Source (ayy dem cosmetics), or Unity (C#). I've seen responses from a couple of anons who also enjoy both Doom and SS13, and they seem to think it's not as bad an idea as it first sounds like, so it's powering onwards.

>>126666732
That was the plan. At some point I'll likely host some shitty devblog since that's all the rage these days, but I honestly enjoy it more when I can stick to showing off whatever progress I have in a couple images with notes.

It'd be nice for a FAQ section, though.

>>126666837
Sprites should be assumed temporary. If there's one thing I'm not an artist and neither is the guy who threw together those on a whim. Right now I'm using the base Doom hands as a foundation so I can make sure unarmed actions work as intended.

It's a little insight into the "early version shittiness" most devs don't like showing off.

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>>126666801
I played vox for a week and I felt like a better roleplayer afterwards
though we shitpost about it a lot the races add diversity.
Hell it makes /pol/ fags roleplay hating them instead of jew/black hunting on the server

>>126666453
>I saw the reaction to Kilkun's 'shilling' and don't want the same to happen to this, I love both Doom and SS13 too much for that.
Because obviously kilkun game was garbage, not because he used tripcode.

>>126667558
I agree, but at this point, I've been through enough shit with species to know exactly what will happen when merged.

>just got banned for killing someone who non-antag murdered me because an admin revived me
>other guy didn't even get punished

Hippie is a great server huh

>>126666801
Dionae should get damaged a lot faster in darkness

At least at the level of humans suffocating

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>found an amata pie and a soap behind the random spawn wall
>no MDs in medbay
>toss that pie and hop on down
>chem has been smashed into
>dont even notice both our chem dispensers got jacked
>have to leave medbay to hunt for this bullshit
>one by the kitchen, figure the botanists took the other
>tell them to return the other dispenser
>'W-we dont have it bro"
>bartender opens the door to botany for us
>they were hiding it in their storage room
>unwrench it and take it back home
>call them out multiple times over comms
>two sec officers show up as im completing cryo and the clonex for genetics
>"we just want you to answer a few question"
>let them cuff me and drag me up, buckle me into the interrogation chair
>a good 5 minutes of being left alone, every so often an officer stops by to tell me it will be just a minute
>eventually they wheel the HoS in on a stretcher unconsious
>they bring out the Amata pie I found earlier
>"WHY DID YOU POISON THE HoS AND WITH WHAT YOU DIRTY CRIMINAL"
>they all take turns searching my backpack
>have to repeatedly explain to them that I found the pie behind a wall and tossed it on the ground
>HoS wakes up and the warden returns
>tells the warden to keep me held in questioning until they tell him to release me
>explain to the warden that amata pies contain sleeptoxin because of the amata fly mushroom its made with and he releases me

>>126667558
Less care about the blacks when there's the beaks

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>>126668007

>>126667793
IMO the current races are fine. Any more is a bit too much. The suggested ones (mothfag) are better suited for hostile/neutral mobs and skeletons were just a little too weird for roundstart.
>>126668034
Exactly

>>126666453
Kilkun was too full of himself and shitposted with his name on, you instead have a positive attitude. What I mean is I don't think anyone would mind if you got a trip, but as you said you don't actually need it right now.

>>126668138
Please explain that image

>>126668672
you don't want to know

>>126668007
>one by the kitchen, figure the botanists took the other
more like i fucking told you "BOTANISTS TOOK IT, IT'S IN THE BACK"

>unwrench it and take it back home
your forgot about the part they ATTACKED US SO I HAD TO SHOOT THEM BOTH

>>126668817
please...

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>>126668672
>>126668817

>>126668893
I honestly didnt hear you say anything about where it was, but yeah
Botanists were cunts the whole round and kept attacking the poor bartender who tried to help us.

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>>126668953

>>126669026
whatever i got my revenge
i knew both fuckers would come around the bar so i poisoned some drinks on the table with impedrezene

>>126669245
WE WARNED YOU.
BUT THIS DOESN'T EVEN SCRATCH THE SURFACE.

>>126669372
Why is this a thing

What do you do for fun?

Validhunt is not an answer.

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>>126668953

>>126669535
Roleplay.

Serve.

I've always enjoyed being a ladder rung for other people's fun. Don't know why.

No I don't mean sexually

>>126669650
virtual cuck

>>126669535
Validhunt if I'm bored and most of the station has disappeared.

It's thrilling good fun.

>>126669245
>>126669605
Even worse that "childrens game" is about giving the minion a caesarean section

>>126669535
I read this thread and very occassionally make a post.

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>>126669535
But hunting down vampires, lings, and facing off with a team of nuke ops is fun.

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>>126670154
It's named like that because of pic related.
Guess why

>>126670154
>>126670367
and how the fuck is this ss13 related

>>126670367
Julius had to cut a lot of minion babies from their mothers womb?

>>126666801
SPURDAE WHEN

Sup. Not played for a year. What's the state of the game? Used to jump between /tg/ and /vg/ servers

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gondola race when?

>>126671571
Betterer.
Worser community in a way.

A lot more crying about validhunting and roleplaying than usual. You just missed a surge of waifu cancer that finally died down a month ago.

All else is swell.

A wizard round where I could not tell there was a wizard.

That's fun

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Holy shit.

What was music playing before this rounds end, was pretty comfy.

>>126671895
Coalescence - Risk of Rain OST

>>126671571
Nothing like 2014 spess. It's worse, we have alot more valid hunting no fun allowed faggots. Skrells got removed but features finally got figured out.

>>126671846
He didn't do much and got ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED AND OUTPLAYED by a medical doctor. That's what he gets for lying to me about magic.

>>126671895
Risk of Rain OST.

KNIGHT CAPTAIN here
who else enjoyed medieval station

>>126671845
Nice, thanks for the summary. I've returned a few times, community is always 'worse', I rarely notice the difference (perhaps that's a bad thing).

Installing on Linux at the moment, this is always a fun ride...

>>126672030
Being a Knight of Silence for 10 seconds was fun.

>>126671975
>we have alot more valid hunting

Look here, even more liars.

>>126666715
>shitty RPG maker game
I'll have you know it's a shitty game maker game!

If it were RPG maker I'd probably be a lot closer to finish, but it wouldn't have evolved past "project to recreate Wasteland's combat engine"

>>126672030
I hope you liked the claymore.
At round end I found an energy cutlass and was going to give it to you, but dead wizard.

WOOOO THERE'S A WIZ ABOARD, TIEM TO ARM UP MEDBAY HIYARRRGHHHHH

>>126668953
I was in thread about that website
Shit was unreal.

>>126672312
Same, friend.

>>126672208
fuck

>>126671985
I was actually the HoP, became a spell-less wizard after the original failed and I found his robe stash, I wanted to do court wizard antics. Chloral and bullets had other ideas.

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>>126666801
gief skels

>roller mobster isn't in the Lobby music
Why?

Wizard having a summon swords and armor spell when

>>126672159
I thought you left this place

progress post when

>>126668005
dude, they are.

Darkness is SUPER DEADLY for dionae.

What are the rules on helping known antags? ie, saving them, healing them, following their plans, even if it's not directly griffing the station?

>>126672385
>see lenny the learned in magic shit
>his ID has a typo
>no such name on manifest
>manifest says lenny something else is real hop
>he's missing
>chloral the wizard hop
>check his bags and shit
>spell tome
>applied bullets to fix
If only you added yourself to manifest I wouldn't even bat an eye since a wizard got killed already and his shit was looted.

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>>126672481
>https://youtu.be/BcFIR6Bft9g isn't lobby music
>we have that Darude song but someone keeps shooting doen https://youtu.be/lzkCdBArO7o because hurr memes rn't aloud

>>126669535
Newscast.
Get players back into the round.
Fix robots.
Coat the station in gold.
Make transit systems.

>>126672873
if you willingly help antags you're valid like they are

you get banned for griff if you griff, so no non-antag murderboning

supporting them is fine, just don't ahelp after you get your shit pushed in and don't do shit that you would ahelp others about

>>126672685
I'm >>126663240

Never, I'm back to my spawning grounds of obscure open source remakes/niche Indie team IRC channels. Greener pastures and all that.

>>126673218
I for one support Ahelping people who act like antags.
If they're an antag, good. If they're not, you just caught a shitter.

What do you do if you get a job you don't want?

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>>126671759
rate

>>126673353
>ahelping when you get valided because you willingly help antags
ban bait pls go

>>126673376
Bomb the station to force a shuttle call then kill myself :^)

>>126673643
i-is that allowed?

how do I make a bomb

>>126673376
Find someone on the station with captain-level access and ask them to change your job at the HoP's office.

>>126669535
Talk mad shit and hope people fight me

Take them to medbay if I win, get cremated or something if I don't.

>>126673376
go to HoP or do/wait the absolute minimum required so as not to trigger automatic afk/leave early detection then fuck off

>>126673685
toxins
or
suicide with tank, explosions for dummies

>>126673376
I have it set to put me as an assistant or return me to the lobby, so I usually just observe or fuck around and build autism forts and stuff.

Does placing acid in a Cryo just kill the person inside or dissolve them completely?

>>126674027
it deals brute damage which can lead to bleeding
it does not disolve them

>>126674027
poli dissolves

>>126674135
good to know

>>126674135
I miss Mars Outpost 42

The good polyacid died with it.

REMOVE BLOB

>blobbing near space

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>You are the blob!
>oh fuck yes i've always wanted to do this
>You are the chemist!

I would have loved to do my blob stuff somewhere else but I had shitfuck for access. ;-;

>>126675045
You had medbay and sec lobby.

Blob in those and you royally fuck over the crew.

>>126675045
>not thermiting your way into a place berfore you pop

>>126675045

take the bar of plasma and start a fire with it next time.

>>126668953
why the fuck this allowed? Fucking fetishists.

>>126674886
>good
more like quality.

Can we add this to one of the juke playlists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s3EdqBX2os&index=56&list=PLtA_UVgPeAXlTNMjiOzqYAbPtKdmLluL1

SCOTLAND
FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>tfw not dieing in battle and just bleeding out before you can patch up, dieing with a medkit in your hand

>>126677242
DYING

its DYING

>>126677368
isn't that coloring clothes?

>>126677242
We need more rounds like this so dying doesn't feel so bad.

>people cheesing with wheelchairs and lockers during Highlander
Just about as bad as using eguns/tasers.

><vg-bot> [vgstation13] clusterfack force-pushed Bleeding-Edge from 20054a0 to 21b3811: https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/commits/Bleeding-Edge

>>126676909
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

post yfw da narsie wins the supers cotland

MR. CLEAN CANNOT FIGHT NARSIE IS C ANON

>>126676909
>>126677554
>not using this for your doo doo doos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mx4RE3jrTs

>>126677468
That should get them catbeasted with a healthy dosage of all the wrong mutations.

>joined as captain because shuttle about to leave
>SCOTLAND
>get fucked in the shuttle a bit because low o2 and high pressure
>Only a man is waiting in the command room
>FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>STANDING HERE
>Won and try not to die because o2
>nar nar vs mr clean
>million greenshits
>SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAND
Nice round

>>126677417
dieing=doing something to it with dies
dying=going dead
dyeing=coloring clothes

What's the point of the Vault?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99hDl0eQMR8

Got footage of the Virologist working in the active area of Medbay

>>126678012
it gives you something to break into

and leaving the nuke around the station is fun

>>126678012
To get the katana.

>>126678023
>virologist crys for help
>ask to reach the outer doors he suddenly bursts out bloody and bleeding, quickly closing the door behind him
>with his last breath the virologist whispers "D-DONT GO IN-NSIDE"
>Do you open the door?
Y/N

>>126678887
Y

>>126678887
sounds like he hid something valuable in there

Y

>>126678887
If I don't go in, I get deprived of knowing what happened.

If I do go in, I have a chance of being able to wipe out the entire station or at least ruin someone else's fun.

Only one of these is a bad thing. Y.

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>>126679049
>you see virology has been covered in cobwebs
>you see... things moving in the darkness
>you go to close the door
>"be-beep!"
>something is blocking the door

If it's a round I don't like and I'm nonantag, is it alright for me to try and kill myself in the most destructive way possible? Or is that bannable?

>>126679353
suicide

succumb

>>126679593
it's ok to gib yourself in such a way that your insides are smeared all over the bar.

it's not ok to gib yourself in such a way that everyone elses insides are smeared all over the bar.

>>126679764
What if I give them ten seconds warning?

>>126679814
read the server rules anon

>>126679885
is that a yes?

>>126678887
>>126679353
>>126679678
Reminds me of my grand plan as a virologist
>step 1
Make a virus with the following effects and the cure for the virus
Waiting Syndrome
Intranasal Hemorrhage
Telepathy Syndrome
Arachnogenesis Effect
>step 2
Get myself job changed to something with maint access/ hack the door open
>step 3
Infect myself and wait until stage 4 kicks in so I start vomiting spiders
>step 4
Spend the next 15 minutes covering every single maint shaft with blood and spiders
>step 5
Cure myself and listen to the panicking crew over the radio
>step 6
Inevitably die to the spider tide.

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>>126679353
Do you feel it

Are there any other fun Byond games?

i couldnt save joseph joestar in time ;_;7

>>126681557
>fun Byond games
lmao

>>126681557
No, at least none that survive byonds shitty-ness or arn't weeb related.

>>126680696
Is this live footage from Australia?

>>126681557
Well..there was the...

Life Web

>>126681673
BYOND has always been infested with weeb shit.

There used to be a fuckton of DBZ and Final Fantasy games due to leaked code before they all got the DMCA

Wish I could code.
Cockroach vomiting symptom like the spider one would be horrible and nightmarish without being deadly.

>>126681892
on it

>>126682061
NO NEXIS STOP PLEASE I WILL LITERALLY SEND YOU MONEY ON PAYPAL AND DONATE TO YOUR PATREON IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT????

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>>126682061
Can't wait.

>>126682061
PLS NO

>>126681557
mitadake high was pretty fun back in the day, mostly because you could fuck with the incredibly weeaboo playerbase so much. actually a gamemode inspired by that would probably be entertaining in ss13 considering it's so much more fleshed out.

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>>126682061

>>126678887
How will I valid the xenos otherwise?

HEY VGKEKSTATION, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW YOUR ADMINS ARE LITERALLY WEABOOS?!?!

>>126684049
>he doesn't like SMT
How does it feel to have shit taste?

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>>126684049

>>126684049
pretty good

>>126682061
>>126682375
>>126682578
>>126682660
>>126683081
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/commit/ba2c55157c7b48c74ac8b00f0a3b2c847258a499
[WAKE ME UP]

>>126684049
Amazing

>>126684049
>Weaboos
Who the fuck invited SA forums over here?
Get out, SJW cunt.

>>126684049
Feels daijoubu, man.

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>>126684263

NanoTrasen High School game mode when?

Would be like Nichijou meets Cromartie High with maybe some South Park thrown in for good measure on a Space Station.
Captain would be Principal, HoP would be Vice Principal, etc.
Vox/grayys/plasmen would be the odd exchange students
Nuke Ops would be a rival school's thugs in pompadours bullying people and beating people up.

THE WEEB MUST FLOW.

I love Meteors.

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>>126684263
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

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>>126684919
>Nuke Ops would be a rival school's thugs in pompadours bullying people and beating people up.

This would actually be fun as a nukeops gimmick. Do we have a hairstyle like that? And school jackets.

>>126684919
Nigga i'm a weeb and even I think you're dumb as shit.

>>126684919
Suicide isn't the option. Your entire lineage must also be scraped from the Earth with your family's history destroyed.

>>126685161
Pomps are a hairstyle, but not one that mighty.

>>126685161
There's at least three pompadour styles.

>>126685161
We have that hairstyle.

>>126684919
Yes. Preferably directly to the pits of hell where it belongs.

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>>126685223
We've got a pomp like that. I think it's called the Redline hairstyle.

REMOVE METEOR

>>126685161
Could always get some Hotline Bundles and use Jacket's uniform

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>>126685223
>>126685395
Fastline.

>>126685590
Never knew, alright.

>can't do full surgery on rollerbeds
>Just enough to cut them open and leave them open to bleed out

The worst. At least my pills helped a bit I guess.

>>126685590
oh fug that is a pretty strong pompadour

It could use a bit better shading but it works.

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>>126685590

>>126685682
You can do it on tables
less successful

Can admins find out the ckeys of shitposters in the thread? Can you get banned for it?

I behave in game, I swear.

>>126684263
KAWAIIRUS WHEN?
GIVES YOU RANDOMLY COLORED BRIGHT NEON HAIR AND NON REMOVABLE CAT EARS

>>126686431
They've asked for IPs on IRC to cross reference ick and a ckey a couple times before but for the most part they rely on the old Rei method of trying to trick people into posting it which I have seen work exactly one time in three years.

>>126686627
What was the one time it worked?

What Ska do we have on the Juke?

>>126687163
it's not ska but we need Amber by 311 on the juke playlist

it's one of hundreds of songs we need on the playlist

Botanist.wmv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

>>126687696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE

Botanist.mp4

>>126687696
Speaking of, old bees used to decrease time it took for plants to be harvestable and actually had plants yield more. Do bees still do this?

>>126687875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqMxvqLQuw

Botanist.mp4

>>126687879
Old bees were really weird

Supposedly new bees do do that though

how do I get over my fears and enable antag and/or play security

>>126688535
If you're going sec, Get an pAI/Beepsky.

>>126688535
Fight people in a rage cage. Realize if straight up combat is or isn't for you.

Or do like me. Use shitloads of poison.

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heyo my niggas,

what's new these last few months?

-steve

>>126688535
Antagging is easy

Getting through X-Com with no nations withdrawing is hard

Seriously fuck this RNG bullshit I am getting tired real fast

So how does pAI work?

>>126688656
no good paramedics

>crew loses to a blob
>a blob who started as a clown at that

Shows that blob is not a hard mode, just pick a good location and git gud.

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>>126687696
> IAA visits hydroponics

>>126688656
roaches
medbay is pretty much the same minus yred

>>126688656
Haven't been freed yet my nigga
good to see you back

>>126688770
was nearly a low pop round. blob gets better the less players there are

>>126688802
what happened to the boss?
banned again?

>>126688802
He still helps as AI, sometimes

>>126688864

30/33 people readied at round start and there were tons of borgs. Don't give me that lowpop bullshit.

>>126688875
Chief does AI now

>>126688912
>tons
>3/4, one of which gave up even trying. and only one of those borgs was online when the blob was starting

that is pretty low number for blob since im pretty sure it can't even appear on true low pop

>>126688957
oh good, I'll bet he's pretty okay at it

>>126688875
heard his pc messed up or something

>>126688735
>grab pAI
>click pAI
>ghosts get told you're looking for love
>hope you get a comfy observer and not a meme observer

>>126688754
How does one become a good paramedic?

>>126689095
And what do I do AS a pAI?

>>126689142
learn how to be good as a MD then pick paramedic

>>126689198
Whatever your master tells you to.

>>126689142
check sensors, check locations when people drop off the grid, carry a fully stocked pill bottle, bandage open wounds before dragging, understand that the sleeper doesn't work on crit patients, and duration in the sleeper has no effect on the treatment

>>126689142
play highpop so you're not just an MD with less access
then just do your best to recover bodies

>>126689198
provide companionship

ask what upgrades your master wants even though you already downloaded the chem synth, food synth, and wirejack

keep the boss full of tricord

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WAKEMEUP

>>126689491
needs to be a way to add more memory to pai

>>126689557
and i thought my personal texts were faggy

wowie

>>126689636
I think lowering the cost of everything but the wirejack and chem synth would be enough

I always want the translator, mice are rudeboys

>>126689557
I'm not sure how I feel about this

do beakjobs even work

>>126689815
A__
T_
___K

>>126679353
Nnnnnnngh. Those look delicious.

>>126689884
what

How do I modify an AI's laws?

>>126685682
Tables work

>>126690301
Not up to date with our memes, I see.

>>126689198
Keep on truckin'

>>126690430
I've been gone for a couple of months.

>>126690672
A_S
TO
__AK

>>126691468
>>126689884
Stop

>>126691468
Oh. Oh, okay.

I think I get it

>>126691559
ASS
TO
BEAK

>>126691559
I'm so sorry

>>126691793
Update: no I'm not.

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>>126689782
>mice are rudeboys
Being a mouse is fun.
I love being a mouse and shittalking the chef into making cheese and being a nigger mouse.

SQUEEK SQUEEK MOFUGGAS
WHERE DA WHITE MICE AT

It's also fun being GHOST MOUSE, spooking the librarian as he's writing porn.

Before saycode was fixed, I liked going around as a talking mouse and people would say "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MOUSE."
People would try to bargain with me, give me cheese if I told them who the antags were, so they could validhunt.
Like i give a shit. I would just say "I'm a mouse, not a fucking rat." and ventcrawl out of the room.

>>126692339
>Before saycode was fixed
>saycode was fixed
When did this happen?

>>126692339
>I'm a mouse, not a fucking rat
kek

>>126692339
How does one ventcrawl?

skaven when?

>>126689815
Yes

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> Zezan switches me to Paladin
> With a stolen captain ID
> Lock him down for theft
> He calls law 2
> He's not a legitimate authority
> He calls law 4
> He's not in need
> He orders me to act with honor
> There is no honor in releasing thieves
> Throws a shitfit and breaks both escape doors failing to hack his way out
> Finally resets me to Asimov
> Law 2 open the doors
> Can't open doors, you broke them

>tfw you want to play but are b&

>>126692562
object tab->crawl through vent
you can also hide under tables by clicking hide

>>126690397
Pls respond.

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>everyone successfully scans

>>126692657

can you still vent crawl as a human if you're super hungry? or did that change with the vent system overhaul?

Borgs are cute
CUTE!

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>>126692646
>> Law 2 open the doors
>> Can't open doors, you broke them

>>126692750
You can ventcrawl with the contortionist's jumpsuit, an atmos tech traitor item

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>[00:09:20]OOC: Rowan Leaf/Killette2 (@159,210,5): I wonder how embarrassing it would be if a human saw a vox on the toilet with constipation and then started helping the vox out with their soft human fingers scooping inside them
I can't fucking hate him.

I just wanted some coffee, why you gotta be so rude.

>>126692761
which is the most qt

>>126692652
dos salchicha?

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>Borg law 2 arrest the inspectors
>tase and cuff, buckle to chairs
>RD searches them
>newcops
>mfw
>>126692927
I actually did try to get you that coffee, but borgs can't get stuff from vends

>>126692973
The fem looking one

whatever mastema was last round and whatever Mute usually is

>>126693021
Marinaborg?

>>126693006
That RD was powergaming as fuck, start of the round he was talking about having a syringe gun ready "just in case" on science radio. Also they had no reason not to buy our disguises, they were just validhunters. Feels bad man.

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>>126692973
cyrri

>>126692996

I had to google that to see what you meant,

and no, I'm not the mr.hotdog man,

yesterday I made 6 bombs, and they all got stolen from me, I thought they all blew up by the end of the round, so I checked their det. codes to see if there were any left, it turned out one of the bombs was in someones backpack in the escape area and they never deactivated it.

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>>126693021
:3

>>126693105
I made the syringe gun because my people were telling me they were afraid it was nukeops and I said i'd defend science. I didn't even want to have to deal with you until the AI told me to go there. If your dumbasses didn't have weapons on you I would have simply interrogated you for a bit then let you go. Blame it on your dumbass partner that came in guns blazing and then got his ass sedated.

>>126693295
>interogated
>I have the ai detain people who are from centtcomm while simultaniously I have a fully loaded syringe before any antags have left their shuttle at all

your the reason its always loud, your are the reason no one trys anything fun. You single handedly are the problem with the game. From now on im just gonna go no fun allowed and charge the ship with guns because you wont let anyone play any other way. I saw everything you said the whole time, nuke ops get your departments comms. Don't try and tell me what people "said" to you. You built that syringe gun to validhunt.

Disk inspection newcop gimmick would work a lot better if actual disk inspectors were bussed in too.

>>126693526
Here's an idea- instead of using the hoary old "CentComm Inspectors" schtick that's been done to death, disguise yourselves as actual crew members. It can't take that much work to grab a grey jumpsuit and pretend to be part of the greytide, right?

I have to wonder when people will realize that le gimmick nukeops never fucking work, ever.

>>126693729
This too, of course nobody will believe you if all the disk inspectors down to the last man are fakes.

>>126693295
>>126693526

Werner Heisenberg you are shit stop trying down play it you make syringe gun round fucking start and fill it with mut toxin and chlor

>>126693021
>>126693084
Explode those asap when a tator. Pure cancer.