Despair but also tea Edition
Previous thread: >>126419748
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 (embed)
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb (embed)
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc (embed)
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY (embed)
Well?
>not a Christmas OP
>generic furfag shit
you are literally a faggot
>>126430825
Yee Naw
>>126430825
>fighting someone who can 1hitkill the game
>fighting your partner
*SPARE
>>126430825
Always mercy. Everyone deserves mercy.
Anons running scared
I promised someone a thick chara, here they are.
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>>126431231
An anon made a Seasonal OP.
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>>126431231
BETTER THREAD
>>126431239Nigger I'm seriously starting to worry that you might be serious with this
Here's your (You) if not
>>126430825
Mercy. Is there an option? Unless this is Genocide there's no reason not to give them any mercy
The whole point of Undertale is mercy
>TFW Toby used up platforming RPGs, bullet hell RPGs AND rhythm RPGs in one fell swoop
It's like he WANTS RPGs to be boring as shit.
>>126430825
Mercy the partner. Protect the partner.
>>126430825
*spare the partner.
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>>126431313
>thread wars
Are you retards trying to get both threads deleted?
hey anons i'm feelin kinda down tonight can you post some cute and happyfloweyfor me
>>126431332
Just make a fucking warioware rpg already.
>you will never be a shotagoat for edgegoat to bully and spoil
>you will never embarrass the edgegoat in public by doing lewd things to him while looking innocent
>>126431271
That's nice anon. Now make one yourself.
Why is Gaster socute?
>sparing the partner
>not murdering the partner in cold blood to get more LOVE, therefore raising the partner's LOVE when they eventually reform due to your actions
>not doing this until your partner goes beyond the Absolute
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>>126431290
This was posted first, use that one next.
>>126431271
don't shit on my otp like that
>>126431332
>rhythm RPGs
What, where.
>>126431390
>fights are warioware microgames
fuck this is gold
i'm going to do this, thanks anon
>>126431386
ok
>>126431407
I will!Later
>>126431418
I really don't think it works that way
>>126431457
I think he's talking about Undyne
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>>126430825
You can't kill the narrator. They're already dead!... also it'd probably make the game a hell of a lot less funny if you somehow managed to do so.
>>126431023
we dont need your negativity here
>>126431408
little man gaster
come to bring blorbs to all the good little boys and girls
but whoops!
he fell in the hat!
now what's he gonna do?
Alright /utg/ now give me the gift of your sans!
>>126431490
Nigga that's kawaii.
all i want for Christmas isto hug an anon
>>126431463
Godspeed.
>>126431521
blorbster is best gaster
>>126431561
Silly anon, anon's aren't real!
>>126431490
IT'S A BORBMAS MIRACLE!!!
>wanna rp
>only really wanna rp as goats/sans
>everyone rps as this
gjgfuck
>>126431629
where are you looking?
>>126431401
>you will never get goat selfcest fics
>>126431603
why is he so shivery cold?
does he need a hug?
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>>126431271
I'm still drunk as fuq
okay
>>126431532
Why must you rob people on Christmas Evening?
>>126431707thats my edit even
im so happy
>>126431561Hug yourself anon. You deserve that and much more
>>126431786
So that I may give to others.
Won't someone take this cold, hungry borb? I can't afford to feed him any longer.
>>126431561
I haven't bathed in a week.
>>126431561
i'd give you the BIGGESThuganon!
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>>126431760
Flibity Floo, I got you guys (You)s.
Merry Christmas.
>>126431386
Merry Christmas, anon.
>>126431882
It depends. What kind of things do he eats?
>>126431701
sham
>mount ebbot is in Russia
>all monsters are put to death once they leave
>>126431886
wosh u body anon
>>126431913
Thanks anon, I got (You) one too.
>>126431794Cool. I'm the guy who made the Jerryless edit.
>>126431946
Dark matter and donits.
>>126431965
Momma Woshua's special woshing!
>>126431913
hey bud what do ya know i got a (You) for you too
Merry Christmas anons.
I hope whatever happens makes you happier than you were before.
Incoming Rare-a Chara
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>>126431965
No seriously, that's legitimately unhealthy and you could get very sick. Please take care of yourself this christmas.
>>126431882
It's ok, they won't die. Mine's been starving for the last three weeks.
>>126431913
go the fuck to sleep anon.
>>126430442
>Gasterhe's wearing human skin
I am missing mine
>>126431960
>monsters leave the underground
>there's a giant wall around the exit
>Donald Trump can't be stumped
>>126432053
That's not rare. Is it? I have it. Get rare son.
I wantgay shitfor Christmas.
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>>126431913
and a (you) back you yourself good buddy.
I want straight shit for Christmas.
>>126432142what kind
>>126432140
I need more big sibling Frisk trying to teach Chara to be a normal kid.
>>126432147
/ss/ is a clean fetish
Especially with Momma Woshua
>>126431886
>bathe that morning
>put on new clothes
>put on deodorant
>brush my teeth
>use mouth wash
>go to my psychiatrist appointment
>they tell me i smell
>>126432147
face fuck wosh
>>126432057
I grinned so hard from this. Thanks for the donation
Anons help, I can't sleep
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>>126430442
>shota asriel wearing an edgegoat fursuit
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>>126432205
Woshua isn't a mom...
blorb?
>>126432312
He will be when I'm done with him.
>>126432312
Porn makes everything possible
>>126432281
Lie down, close your eyes and listen to calm music.
>>126432316
No, BORB!
>>126432170
Cute gay shit.
>>126432281
Watch someone play a really boring game
Cute straight shit.
>>126432281
Uhh... Go running until you pass out.
Drink until you pass out.
Or you can just stay up forever.
Can't wake up late for christmas if you never sleep!
borbs and momma washuas how did we get this insane already?
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>>126432372
Seeing all this reminds me how much I want there to be a Gaster plushie.
>>126432281
Draw tummies.
>>126432386
like a dress
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>>126432364
wosh u souls
>>126432371
>Listening to Star Wars OST
I can see how I fucked up
>>126432413
My eyes are too lazy to watch anything but shitposting
>>126432420
It's better for me if I sleep now
>>126432438
Shit son, we gotta winner. Gotta procrastinate. Good night!
>>126432428
Eggnog.
edgy goat nerds pretending to be cool
>>126432281
Lay down and think of cuddling with Chara, who is slowly learning that while humanity isn't perfect, some of them can be pretty special, and being happy for the first time in a long while.
>tfw no christmas catty
>>126432372
bara?
>>126432513
Awwww.
>>126432512
i want edgy nerd goat OCs to stick it in my pooper
>>126432417
Honest question
How old is Sans supposed to be exactly
I know he has no canon age and some people would say he's like middle aged or something but the way he talks is kind of weird, like he's younger than that. 35 year olds don't say shit like "get owned" and the like
>>126432554
Then ruin it by thinking about the moment when Chara learns you committed genocide against monsterkind to bring them back and the realization that humans are exactly as shit as they originally thought.
>>126432513
dawwww
>>126432513
I want to protect the Chara.
>>126432551
BORARB!
>>126432605
he's actually like shit million years old and was epic bros with chara before she died
it's not wrong, it's just my headcanon
>>126432605
I think he is in late 20'sjust like me
>>126432513
>You will never get to cuddle with Chara... because they're a ghost and you'd phase right through them.
>You will never get to hear Chara narrate your adventures... Because you're not anywhere NEAR their grave.
>>126432605
28. Young enough to talk hip. Old enough to give up.
>>126432605
I thought he was like 25.
>>126432630
get in line for a shirt
>>126432609
I don't think so, anon. I haven't done genocide route because I don't wanna wreck my chara.
>>126432710
There's no lower limit on being old enough to give up.
>>126432734
>>126432776then how did you get them a body anon
riddle me that
>>126432710
>old enough to give up
given all the suicidal 15-year-old autistic bugchaser faggots that make up the majority of /utg/'s userbase for some reason, i'm inclined to believe there's no such thing as "too young to give up"
>>126432819
You can still turn your life around at that age. You have no excuse.
>>126432802
This is probably lightdasher's cutest chara illustration. I'm not particularly fond of them, but this is so damn precious.
>>126432814
I respect them as a spookyghost.
>>126432512
He pretends to be cool to try and hide howcutehe is.
>>126432680
I'm pretty sure thats wrong anon
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>>126432720
Yeah I personally always figured he was 27-29, but then people talk about him being a scientist and whatnot, but I just figure that he was maybe a child prodigy or something
Personally I wouldn't want him to be over 31
>>126432814
Heart of the cards
>>126432846
>people implying that they're ever too old to do something different with their life
>>126432142
But I gave you gay shit yesterday and the day before that.
>>126432819
this is really specific anon
Well there's like twenty six other charaposters so I guess someone has to post not-murderchild
fregsk
>>126432281
would it help if i hugged you?
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>>126432846
you can turn your life around at any age, I'm just noticing that this generation apparently has a bunch of really fucked up teenagers that are "giving up" at 15 and electing instead to turn themselves into aids-ridden faggot cockwhores and fat sweaty shitposters
"children are the future" my ass
>>126432907
My lust for gay shit is an unquenchable fire.
>>126432663
babar?
>>126432917
FISDKMAS! EBRY DAY!!
>>126432051
You too, anon. Merry Christmas.
BARA IS BEST
>>126432915
epic projection post, my man
>>126432976
I don't care for bara bottoms
>>126432962
FIG!!
>>126432948
Somebody say fire?
>>126432935
Maybe spend less time on tumblr/4chan. They're the minority.
I'm clearing off my bed so I can go to sleep. Merry Fishmas, all.
>>126433004
TEMMIE!! wait
Finished a request from last night
Still taking requestsAlso gonna shamelessly advertise the art blog I made: http://ekusoda.tumblr.com/
>>126432998
O-oh. Well... maybe bara bottoms don't care you for you either!
give me some straight shit
Did anyone save Fatz's interpretation(?) of how the fight against Chara would play out? It was an animation.
>>126433017
No.
>>126433036
Goodnight anon, happy holidays for you too.
>>126432885
I want to get high with Sans and get yelled at by Papyrus for being stoned and lazy
what is the mosr overly sexualized, lusted after character in the general
>>126433050
Draw small man mcgee
>>126432929
Holy shit what?
Should have had spare
>>126433050
Jojo requests best requests.
Looks great.
Goodnight /utg/ and have a happy Holiday
I'll take some requests, but won't be able to post them until after the 28th
rate
>>126433120
It changes every week.
>>126433050
i read that right to leftis that wrong
STRAIGHT
>>126433071
Whoops. My bad.
should i join a boxing club?
will boxing make me buff?
>>126432605
Late 20s to early-mid 30s probably.
The crossover that never should've been, but is pretty cute.
>>126433120
Honestly? Sans.
>>126433158
JUST LIKE SPAGHETTIat least, until it gets wet and hot.
>>126433143
Looks great. Certainly better than anything I can muster up drawing wise.
>>126433147No, you did it right.
>>126433130
Goodnight Doogledidn't you said you were going to sleep like an hour ago?
As for the requests thing, how about the main cast celebrating New Year and watching fireworks for the first time?
H-h-h-hot guys
>>126433120
Varies, people bandwagon a lot. Mommyposting, people lusting after Sans and his ectotongue, corrupting Papyrus, THICKposters and their dumb lizard... We even had a couple of days where people wouldn't shut up about being goovored by Gaster.
>>126433204
IT'S BETTER DRY
Merry Christmas /utg/. Have a couple videos for your evening pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNBadjq-nXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p05E_ohaQGk
>>126433193
power is more sexy than furbait but i ask you who has the cutest lewds
>>126433182
Boxing is good exercise. Also you'll probably lose some teeth.
>>126433231
Yes, but I've been packing and talking with a friend.
I didn't know we had two threads, so I posted in this one as well. Just gonna see if I can get a few requests then I'm off
>>126433235
Drunk bunny plsstay.
>>126433239Your dry spaghetti is shit, Papyrus.
>>126433268
the other thread is actually the real thread, so you should probably go back
Alphys vore when
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>>126433252
Papyrus
>>126433190
The disturbing part is that it works so well. Needs an AX
>>126433120
Comes in waves. Seems that Asriel is taking up the top slot in the current wave.
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>>126433120
i wish to fuck the skeleton
>>126433050
My hero. Jojo es muy the best. Have you ever attempted to replicate Araki style? I imagine it would make all work take like 3x as long, and be much harder to do.
>>126433147
Es manga senor, so yes
>>126433317
Never.
>>126433427
i wish to fuck(You)
Merry pissmass, /utg/. Have some undyne inflation porn.
>>126433461
Do not sexualize the anons.
>>126433482
is that a squid
Merry Christmas, various monster-fuckers. I sincerely hope your Christmas is better than mine.
>>126433482
that's a weird lookingstarfish
>>126433204
Sphaghetts
>>126433060
Never mind, I found it.
i love you /utg/ i'm gonna go nap now night night
>>126433501
it's certainly not a kid.
FUCK YOU MY MOMS SPAGHETTI IS GREAT
>>126433564
woomy!
>>126433461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>>126433497
The anons want to be sexualized. Have you SEEN some of the things they post here?
>>126433601
>The anons want to be sexualized.
I don't.
>>126433237
>no mention of the anons who are hungry for Asriel's cock.
>>126433626Too bad.
>>126433671
kill yourself, profiler.
>>126433601
I don't, but i would be if there was a undertale character that looked like me. Girls hit on me all the time and I have no idea how to act on it.Being handsome but awkward is a goddamn curse
>>126433317
i drew you your fucking vore few threads ago and you didn't even say "thank you" or "fuck off", you can stop posting now
>>126433709I'm gonna suck your dick.
>>126433120
The skeletons. Sans mostly, but Papyrus is much appealing for lewds. He's pure as driven snow, you know.
I love all the anons, even the lewd ones
>Want to look at more undertale art
>see this
I want to kill myself now.
>>126433669I just wanted to be used as his bloated, cum-stuffed sexpet, is that so much to ask?
>>126433767
Suck your own.
>>126433731
just make shit up. just improvise. if you fuck up and say something stupid, just laugh it off. the whole "pretending to be retarded" bit might not go over well on the internet, but it works like 99% of the time against literal physical people, because they don't have as much exposure to it.
>>126433796
Even the irredeemably perverse ones who should probably never be allowed near other people?
Who do you thinkFriskhas a crush on?
>>126433801
I'm 22 and I'm going "you damn kids" to these teenagers.
>>126433801
Stop reposting that shit already, it got old.
>>126433827
I'm not an acrobat, anon.
>>126433801
Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it
>>126433801
What the fuck is a transmasc?
>>126433836
Especially those ones. They need love and comfort the most.except THAT GUY.
>>126433870
I'm coming from a /v/ thread, so you people are aware of this garbage.
>>126433767
kill yourself, profiler.
>>126433842
Yes.
>>126433796
good, because i love anons that post cute floweys
>>126433842
>Frisk has a crush on every single monster.png
>>126433801
>asgore
>transman
>that bone structure
>>126433894
Yeah, fuck that guy.
>>126433842
probably everyone
danm kid flirts with every monster might as well built a monster harem.
>>126433801
I...I try not to judge since no one is perfect but good lord the cringe is strong.
>>126433912
It gets posted here all the fucking time
all i want for christmas is for the profilers to leave
Good news, /utg/. I downloaded the 17 minute extension of Megalovania, put it in Audiosurf and cried.Mono pro because ninja is impossible, ironman mode, no abilities. I didn't even get gold.
I plan on uploading it.
goodnight /utg/ and have a merry fistmas~
>>126433801
I wouldn't mind this shit quite as much if the art wasn't so horrid.
I'd still mind it. Just less.
>asgore has blond hair and blue eyes
>>126433991
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>126433882
Don't need to be. All you need is some daily stretches.
Forgive me, I have to get something out of my system.
>I find a really good blog/fic/smut
>What characters and scenarios will this cool and well-written story bring to the table, and more importantly who is fucking who?
>Getting some exposition all up in this bitch, aw yeah
>A tale that's well-written/drawn competently handled? Too good to be true!
>Suddenly,Frisk raises their hands suspiciously.
>OH NO YOU LITTLE SHIT
>DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT
>Sign-language Frisk.
>MRW it was too good to be true.
>MRW Christmas is ruined.
>>126434007
Oh shit, I forgot to do thatI'm going to play metal cover of bonetrousle first
>>126433889
It's just a special snowflake term for a woman who likes to be more masculine.
all i want for christmas is a saved goat
>>126434037
Gotta love the boring and common standard of beauty....No offense Blond and blue anons.
>>126434053
Link them anon, I want to see how bad it is.
>>126433123
I'll do this in an hour I guess
>>126433127
Thanks
>>126433147
It's an edit of a panel in jojo, so yes it's meant to be read from right to left.
>>126433430
Actually, my main style is realistic, so it would actually be easier for me to copy araki's style. For example, in pic related, the left takes more time and effort for me than the right.
>>126434053
Is it Aftertale?
Aftertale is fucking retarded.Everything in it is good but WHY THE FUCK IS FRISK MUTE
>>126433801
I bet a hetero "cis" white person drew this.
>>126433912
It got posted three times in the previous thread.
>>126434129
>Aftertale
What's that?
>>126433801
>The people running this are 21 and 22
>Both admit to being white on their blogs
I'll forgive stupid teenagers for being creepy and fetishizing in the name of progressiveness, but these people should know better by now.
Half of these are drawn like racist caricatures I'd expect to see on a shitty MS paint /pol/ meme, for fucks sake.
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>>126434134
My apologies, next to Steven universe y'all get shit fanart.
>>126434115
It's literally the opposite of common. It gets harder to keep the more your family line goes around.
i wish i wasn't so chubby
>>126433912
The garbage-est
>>126434120
In general, I mean. It makes me want to reach through the internet and strangle whomever was responsible.
>>126434128
I suppose that outside of particular intense moments, araki style ain't totally necessary to get the point across. (ex: punchy punch punch)
>>126433916and i love you
>>126434223
>"they're not enough POC in anime"
>they're japanese
>>126434239
eat less and exercise more
>>126434017
I want Mettaton to disdainfully kill me with a chainsaw and leave behind a trail of bloody high-heel footprints as he struts off
>>126434296
>The only asian looking character looks fucking ugly.
>>126434040
I'm talking about the profilers. The ones that follow us, the ones that track every file and filename we ever post, every word we say on here, all of our opinions, our beliefs, our values, they try to undermine our anonymity, try to build "identities" and "profiles" for us, so they can monitor us even easier, and they make sure these profiles are well known in the generals, so that others can identify us as well. They're a threat to our security, our privacy, and our very way of life. Ever since we found out about them, we've spent months trying to elude them, and misinform them, anything we can do to throw them off. We keep hoping that maybe one day they'll just get bored, give up, and leave, but that hasn't happened yet.
>>126434239
Stop eating so much chocolate then, Chara.
>>126434129
Surprisingly, no. I really like Aftertale, actually. It's only referenced, like, once, and there's no actual sign-language involved, so I'm more or less okay with it.
>>126434325
Get in line.
>>126434325
>foot prints
>not a single tire track
>>126434202
>>126434223
what pisses me off the most is the lack of asian people in these things/changing already japanese people into other POC. because asians happen to be schordinger's POC.
>>126434112
That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard.
Oh no. Wait. It isn't.
And that's even more depressing.
>>126434257
...Stupid sexy boots. Also that map.
Should I buy this game or just get it for free? I'm an autist so I like having things on steam but that only usually applies to achievements. I'm also not sure if the devs should get my shekels or not.
I drew an edgey metal version
what do you think utg
>>126434403
>should get my shekels or not
Toby is maximum bro. He deserves your 8.99 (-20% discount!) shekels
>>126434420
i like it
>>126434346
>they're all ugly
Post underrated songs, /utg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRUdj1WgwIE
>>126434403
got my copy free due to a guy who loved the game but didn't like toby. It just depends on whether or not you like toby or not. I do, but hey, a free copy is a free copy.
>>126434420
Style's fantastic, anon. Do more.
>>126434325
me too
>>126434439
yeah but, the only character that they portrayed by their correct race is a fucking bow wow.
>>126434403
Toby is filthy rich so do whatever you want anon. I'd say get Steam if you can afford it so updates are easier (whenever he does one), because pirates never update indie games.
>>126434420
Looks great.
>>126434112
I'm so glad that otherwise completely normal people get to have their own labels so that they get to feel special and can claim to be part of some oppressed minority.
>>126434349
Don't use filenames then?
>>126434460
Legit question, is there a specific reason that anyone would hate Toby? I mean I don't expect everyone to like him or even care who he is, but afaik he's intent on steering away from anything potentially controversial.
>>126434374
I think it's because of the bullshit hierarchy they pull.
Japan is probably the richest Asian country, with the highest average quality of life and the most similarities to the average Westerners lifestyle. And they produce a lot of cartoons, which understandably predominantly feature Japanese characters.
So in the eyes of tumblr, being Japanese is nearly the same as being white, and subsequently it isn't racist to racebend a Japanese character.
It's all a load of crap honestly, if they cared so much about representation of the most sidelined and oppressed groups then why haven't I seen any characters changed to Aboriginals, or Ainu, or any number of people?
Same as them drawing shitloads of black people with vitiligo even though there's much more common AND much more rare skin-conditions out there - they're getting off to ~exotic~ shit while claiming they're doing the minority-groups they're fetishizing a favor by representing them.
>>126433017
Hmm...the goats can control fire technically. Toriel can get a free hot stripping.
>>126434349
Just change the filename of your image when you're selecting it for upload
>>126434629
Worked on homestuck and people may hate him for being in any way related to it.
>>126434629
Hussie has changed in the recent years but he was still pretty chill when Homestuck was full cancer. People are going to hate him for the Undertale fanbase.
Merry Christmas guys.
>>126434612
Man, I downloaded that page just to edit that into a reaction image.
>>126434629
well my friend says that he hates him because he's and I quote "an sjw cunt" but I don't see that. I think of him like that at all. In fact, I feel like he's more of a shitposting lil shit if anything. Then again, my friend's not someone who'd spend money on anything really, so I don't really know
>>126434497
My "genderfluid" sister/brother/idontevenknowanymore/bluehairsexual asked me if I was aromantic the other day because I haven't had a girlfriend since high school.
Kids these days.
>>126434653
I feel bad for anyone affiliated with MLP in any way, then. Man, what a dumb reason to hate someone.
Want to taste fish pussy.
>>126434727
Undertale Christmas Special: Can Frisk and The Gang help Sans find the true meaning of Christmas?
>>126434737
Didn't Toby say he was scared of the chans?
>>126434629
he's gay and brown (probably some kind of arab, maybe a jew, definitely semitic though)
>>126434758
I HATE EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY DID SOMETHING THAT I DON'T LIKE AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE
>>126434758
I just want to draw horse cocks and fun skin tones, the bullying is real
>>126434727
merry christmas
>>126434648
>>126434612
Do you seriously believe that? Do you seriously believe they don't already have more comprehensive methods of tracking individuals?
>>126434743
>Tfw wouldn't mind a girlfriend
>Enjoying relatively easy/enjoyable single life with no stress from a relationship and kids and having plenty of spare cash
Yeah...I must admit I'm in no rush to give that up anytime soon.
>>126434801
I'm pretty sure he shilled the game a couple of times on /v/
>>126434801
I honestly don't remember seeing anything that would imply that.
>>126434845
tumblr or 4chan? maybe the same site with the same ideology?
but hey, that's just a theorya bullshit theory
>>126434801
He was absolutely lurking /v/ around the time of the game's release.
>>126434863
ugh realistic fanart of cartoony characters always looks "bad" to me.
>>126434868
Yes.
>>126434781
Buy some sushi.
>>126434868
Go to sleep anon.
>>126434925
You really are an idiot.
>>126434868
Like what?
I don't see how people are profiling.
Unless you mean if an anon recognizes another anon based off filenames, I think that's a sign of lurking more then anything.
>>126434948
fuck you flowey go post on a conspiracy board you nutter
>>126434863
>Almost completely realistic skelebros
>Completely adorable
How
I'm cracking up because Google lists Toby Fox as the composer for Undertale and The Baby is You in the same sentence.it's a homestuck thing that was made by Toby as a joke, but I think it's goddamn hilarious
>>126434325
>>126434359
>>126434370
>>126434473
I wonder what Mettaton would think of his weird fans who wanted him to kill them or eat food till he was incredibly obese for them or pee on them or whateverI like to imagine he's impossible to creep out and he'd just appreciate the attention but face it, I bet even he would think that we're a bunch of weirdos
Merry Christmas, hope you all get/got awesome gifts
Merry Christmas faggots
>>126435052
Well they should list him for his greatest achievements after all.
alright
i'm going to go to bed.
merry christmas /utg/
may you dream of gotes and also santa brings you a gote
>>126435052
you know i'm surprised tumblr didn't go on a rant about how The Baby is You is "transmisogynistic" given that it's about mpreg
>>126435110
mpreg is empowering to women
>>126435052
Thanks Toby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUwobOYlEn8
Could a particularly diligent sleuth probably unmask any which one of us anons? Probably. Could somebody break into your house and murder you in your sleep at any time? Totally.
There's being cautious, and then there's being paranoid. Something something don't let the terrorists win.
>>126435102
>tfw you can't unhear papyrus as skeletor no matter how hard you try.
>>126434437
>>126434463
>>126434495
Thanksmy artblog is at skvllsplitter.tumblr.com
>>126435106
>may you dream of gotes and also santa brings you a gote
i don't want either of those, you jewish bastard
>>126435102
Thank you based Jews.
>>126435106
sleep tight anon, sweet dreams and merry christmas.
>>126434873
Hell, I'm still a /v/irgin, nearly 23, and I just can't muster up enough fucks to care. I have porn, I have money to spend, I have all the free time in the world once I get home after work, and very little stress.
Just about everyone I know my age who has a missus is pretty much the opposite of the above.
>>126435053
I keked
So what gifts have you gotten so far, /utg/?
Just got $100 from my dad.Now I can go buy some alcohol and get smashed
Then I might be brave enough to talk to flirtanon
>tfw it's only 2:50 in the afternoon but I'm already drunk shitposting on /utg/
>>126432054
Man, I don't even know how long I've gone at a stretch without showering.
Being a shut-in fucks you up.
>>126435167
Too bad, chum.
Santa's a goatposter.
>>126435053
I want to cuddle the fluffy goat so badly.
>>126435106
>may you dream of gotes and also santa brings you a gote
D-Does a mama gote count too?
Cause I want one
>>126435215
Gifts?
>>126435157
Good shit, friend. Your style is great, keep improving it!
>>126435215
intuos drawing thingy
>>126435215
that one pokemon ripoff game, a bunch of guess gifts from relatives, and a ton of chocolate
>>126435215
fuck off, profiler
>>126435215
> spend gift money on alcohol
>>126435274
Sweet.
>>126435215
money, a gift card, and a cute hat.
>>126435228
not in any christmas story i ever heard, you fuckin liar, you fuckin jew
stay out of my country if you know what's good for you
>>126435215
Some money and a new pair of headphones.I wish you luck flirting with that one anon you like.
>>126435226
I went on a 1+1/2 week canoeing trip on the boundary waters. Would we count jumping in a lake full of the friendliest of diarrhea inducing bacterias as proper bathing? If not, then that's probably the longest i've gone.
>>126435337
What country is that, perchance?You can't scare away Santa. He's gonna fill your stocking with gote.
>>126435215
So far, $100 from my dear, sweet grandmother. Gonna use it to buy the PC parts I've been saving up for and then waste the rest on TF2 keys and Hearthstone packs, because what is Christmas without gambling your money away like a fuckin' idiot?
>>126435386
Will hefill my hole with Gote?
>>126432303
That's cute and all, but Asgore is monster Santa. Plus, Sans has time control, or at the very least can teleport things he's not touching (see: genocide fight second half's attack pattern)
>>126430619
https://mega.nz/#F!ytMiGb4D!KrFTvpGSN6XhYSFlX3nXKA Merry Christmas to you all
>>126435386
and if you jew ever come to my country and i find out about it, i'll fill your pathetic subhuman rat jew skull with hot lead
you people are nothing but liars, thieves, deceivers, and usurers
>>126432605
Mid to late twenties + (number of resets experienced) * (average length of reset) years old mentally.
>>126435423No, but the gote will fill your hole with gote. And your tummy with gote too.
>>126435449
Is it gaygoat pack?
Merry christmas /utg/, hope you're having fun, but I'm going to sleep now, Goodnight
>>126435426
Papyrus describes Santa specifically fitting Sans' description (a chubby smiling man who likes to surprise people) and Sans has a thank-you-letter from Papyrus addressed to Santa in his room.
Sans is Papyrus's Santa.
Think of a non-deceased character.Now they're spending Christmas with Chara, just the two of them. How is it going?
>>126435550
No its UNTERTALE DETERMINATION RIP
I bought the music so you don't have to.
>>126435573
bad times are being had
give me some straight goat
>>126435573
>Papyrus
RIP.
>>126435565
Boner, calm down!
>>126435573
>Frisk
>they are immediately fucking like goddamn rabbits
>shut up and let me dream
>>126435573
>Burgerpants
He'd probably be terrified, seeing as he's no longer behind his desk.
Unless they're spending time in the burger joint.
>>126435594
thanks brote
>>126435573
>Frisk
uhh
something, something, christmas lewd times with Chara
>>126434294th-thanks
>>126435573
She probably has enough video games to keep them busy for a while.
>>126435573
>Think of a non-deceased character.
>Proceeds to force them with a deceased character
>>126432710
>That's how old I am.
I already gave up once. I'm trying not to again.
>>126434112
You mean, a tomboy?
>>126435614
>>126435650
and assuming they have to behave (like not murdering someone, not being nice) for a fucking 24 hours before, I donno, momma watches or magic? Do you think Paps would show them a spirit of Christmas?
>>126435772
I said non-deceased character so there would be no characest
>>126435774
Just do the thing anon, I believe in you!
>>126435573
Sans, we all know the way this old song and dance goes
http://strawpoll.me/6359471
lets see what the male : female ratio of /utg/ is like
http://strawpoll.me/6359471
>>126435774
You can do it anon, I believe in you!
undertale.mp3
>>126435690
Not a problem. Its great to share free stuff that you buy on the net.
I want to share it to the world.
>>126435880
Calling it now: 30:10:10
Seven people choose the third option because they think they're hilarious.
Three people chooses the third option because they're actually non-binary or whatthefuckever.
I want to save and hug and kissu and cuddle with the fluffy young goate.
>>126434349
You might want to talk to somebody, get checked out for schizophrenia.
Why would anybody to go that much effort for so little reward, especially when they can't prove a damn thing?
I am serious, though, paranoia is a slow death, and schizophrenia is really fucked up, because it basically works sort of like renumbering all the dots on a connect the dots sheet, so that to you a given logic chain makes perfect sense, but it's really not logical at all.
It's a horrible thing to have, and if you're convinced there's some sort of conspiracy to profile people on /vg/, you might want to get checked out. I'd hate for it to ruin your life.
>>126433237
That's the nature of a thread. People jump on whatever idea's popular at the moment. Otherwise it's just a bunch of people shitposting and dumping images.
>>126435751
I have a feeling Chara would dig grand strategy games. Those are always nice for satisfying your inner sociopath megalomaniac.
I got a phone, some clothes and a head full of slime for Christmas.
Fuck this, I'm not going to take two weeks to get over this sickness.
>>126435985
>because they're actually non-binary or whatthefuckever.
But that's not actually possible, it's just tumblr meme genders.
>>126432582
Source?
>>126436012
>everyone who disagrees with me must have some sort of mental defect
Fuck off, tumblrite.
>>126436006
He's fucking dead. Fucking dead and cannot be alive, because he's dead dead dead. Dead things can't cuddle, hug, kiss, feel, think. They're dead.
>>126436050
kimneusi.tumblr.com/post/135185610226/oops-its-me-chara
>>126432976
Bara is love
>>126436108
Its OK I can settle for the flower.
>>126435572
Asgore literally has the Santa suit in his closet.
>>126435880
21% are lying.
>>126434349
>diagnosed paranoiac
>the first post made me panic a little
sorry, anon, >>126436012 has a point, you might be fucking crazy
>>126436012
>>126436083
I can confirm that these may be indicative of paranoid schizophrenia, at least on a basic, surface level. Go talk to a friend about it, they'll want to help you out.
(Sauce: more time in the mental-health system than I care to casually admit)
>>126436216
erotic role play
>>126436183
Plants can't talk dummy
>>126433123
Sorry it's so sloppy, I was experimented a bit with this. It looks like shit, huh.
>>126436243
>>126436245
Nice samefag, /b/ro. You really showed my ass with those epic shitposts.
>>126436346
>03:19:19
>03:19:19
Wow, I never thought I'd see the day where samefagging can be factually disproved.
>>126433532
Spaghetti only spaghetts more spaghetti.
>>126436152
How can a skeleton be bara?
>>126434349
>post same things in the same manner over and over
>expect people to not start picking it up
I think I'm going to start profiling people just to piss you off.
>>126436412
>it's impossible to use two different phones/routers/etc to samefag
okay buddy
>>126436452
If you seriously think someone would go to that kind of effort just to fuck with you, you really are paranoid.
>>126436431
>post ANONYMOUSLY on an ANONYMOUS imageboard
>get profiled, doxxed, and hacked on anyway because some people are total jews and creeps????
>>126436452
Yep, that's paranoia.
>>126436416
I finally realized who alphys reminds me of.
>>126436083
I'm not saying that by any means. He sounds like this is something that is severely distressing him, and based on his other posts, he legitimately believes that there is some conspiracy to out peopl.
You would have a point of I was saying something like "lol u like pizza? Enjoy ur schizo", but I would hardly call the notion that people are not in fact amassing huge databases of information on anon for the express purposes of giving them a name a large logical leap. I try to reach out to anons when I can, because I see too many pointless arguments where people are getting upset about semantics or arguing against each other when they agree, but just constantly misread the others posts into thinking they mean the opposite. Acting like ponces or assholes or shitposters, assuming anybody who disagrees with you is an idiot or part of "The Other" is a trap which twists all our arms collectively. I want to prevent this if I can. But Schizophrenia is a horrible disease, and one which makes whoever has it unable to be successfully reasoned with. If I can help somebody get help before they go too far, you can bet I'm going to take it.
>>126436452
In any other conversation this would be the point where I stop replying, but I genuinely want to convince you to seek out help, at least in some small way
>>126436452
too much paranoia anon
>>126436487
If you seriously think it takes "that kind of effort" just to type up shitposts on two phones and submit them in the same second, you're a fuckin casual and need to kill yourself.
>>126436528
You should kill yourself too, samefag.
>>126436516
>anonymously
The first rule of 4chan is, that posts will be judged only based on their content. When you give away who you are in that you lose your anonymity.
Now please fuck off.
>>126436549
How about you stop shitposting and actually talk about the game.
I'm on my second run. I played neutral first, now I'm on genocide. I have no idea how to beat Undyne the Undying. I have four cinnamon buns and another four.. I forget the name of it, I bought it from the turtle guy. I've yet to get more than 50% of the way through this fight. I'm honestly considering using a cheat engine.
>>126436330
>was experimented
Fuck I'm tired, I'm heading to bed.
Also you guys should stop arguing. Good night.
>>126436630
Fuck off you jewish fag
>>126436565
>samefag
>in one minute on /vg/
Now fuck off with your cancerous disease.
>>126436578
Actually, it's "You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law."
You'd know that if you actually looked at the rules page some time, you retard.
>>126436659
Do you have the snowman pieces?
>>126436659
Get the glasses from the turtle shopkeeper and keep trying.
Do you mind if I ask you why did you decided to do a genocide run before getting the Pacifist ending?
>>126436630
>/utg/
>talking about the game
>>126436683
Nice tumblr meme, dude.
>>126436706
Fuck off retard. This isn't the first time you're complaining about this either.
I hate my life and i just wanna die XDMerry chirstmas /utg/
>>126436452
Paranoia anon here. Dude, I can see the patterns I had.
I can tell you I got better after few years of therapy and now I have a job, friends, and no fucking crippling panic every fucking step I make. But because of my experience, I also suspect my words will only make you more suspicious. The only thing that would soothe you would be me giving up a bit of MY anonymity and prove I'm here to shlick to skeletons and not to harass and stalk people, but I am not going to do that because even healed I am still slightly paranoid.
>>126436416
How can a skeleton be fat?How can a skeleton be so attractive?
>>126436723
No, I forgot to get them because I'm an idiot. I thought about deleting my game to go back and get them, but that could mean another two hours of work.
>>126436731
The glasses? Shit, I hadn't thought of that. I'll try it. Thanks!
I don't know why I decided to do genocide before pacifist. It just felt right.
>>126436659
Cloudy glasses and the notebook increase your invincibility frames, which helps you with the attacks. Beyond that, it's mostly determination and memorizing patterns
Merry Christmas!
It's the happiest time (for the privileged) of the year
>>126436541
>You would have a point of I was saying something like "lol u like pizza? Enjoy ur schizo"
Except, that's basically exactly what your argument boils down to: "lol u don't like profile? Enjoy ur schizo"
It's a /v/-tier argument, really, and you should be ashamed of yourself for actually trying to pass it off as legitimate.
>>126436776
>tumblr
what
>>126436794
I hate my die and just wanna live.
FUCKING GENOCIDERED_. I didn't even have abadtime with Sans or Undyne, but for some reasonRed_is fucking me up.
Lets post fish.
>>126436794
I feel like shit, but life's actually good.
Merry Christmas.
>>126436826
Feels good living in an actual first world country.
>>126436834
Fuck off.
>>126436794
>XD, either ironically or unironically
Congrats, pal, you just got your wish! It's cancer!
What if the spaghetti was actually not spaghetti but spaghetti squash.
>>126436556
Nice meme, pham. So upvoted.
>>126436847
Gee anon, you're getting prettyfiredup. You may wanna cool off before you getredin the face. We don't want you to getvioletwith the game after all.
>>126436854
Sure, I'll help.
>>126436697
How about you fuck off with your cancerous shitposts, kid.
>>126436854
Yes!
Merry Fishmas from a fishfag to /utg/.
>>126436902
So where can I play the only 2 good Undertale fangames?
>>126436902
NO MORE PUNS. THEY SHOULD BE BANNED.
>>126436854
Any kind of fish in particular you would like to see?
>>126436781
Suck my black nigger cock, fag. This isn't the first time you cried like a little bitch just because I triggered you, but that certainly didn't stop you from doing it again this time.
>>126436941
>>126436986
Not a chance, schizoanon.
>>126436802I don't know how a skeleton can be attractive but I wish he'd stop, it makes me uncomfortable. Hunky skeletons just aint right.
Can we all please just get along and post tall skel?or whoever your favorite character is
>>126436981
/fit/ fish is nice, but any and all fish is welcome.
>>126436802
your post isn't even a shitpost. it's like some kind of advanced, meta-shitpost. it's terrible.
>>126436986
I'm sorry but jesus fucking christ, man the fuck up and admit that you're paranoid as fuck. No one actually cares about you enough to 'profile' you.
>>126436979
>using a Toriel picture to disapprove of puns.
>>126436979
Sorry anon, guess I should roll up theredcarpet now that the parties over. Gee golly, isn't my facerednow?
I guess its my fault, pulling these puns out of theblue.
>>126432976
There was that one anon who was making a bara visual novel, but he never came around again from what im aware of.
Shame... Last i heard of it it was supposed to have a bara goat romance option or something.
>>126437037
All fish is good.
>tfw no qt anon to flirt with
>>126436861
Suck my fat black jewish dick, nerd.
>>126437101
I'm right here dude
How do you think Sans exchanges information about previous timelines with himself? How much does he know?
He can't straight remember everything, or he would remember from "many resets" that Flowey is dangerous and he wouldn't think Paps is getting harassed with some asshole using echo flower.
He got the post-pacifist photo when you reset.
>>126436802
I dont know why he is so attractive especially as bara. It makes me feel wrong... But i love it.
>>126436840
It's a quintessentially hyperleftist thing to complain about jews. You've never seen some tumblr fag crytype about "muh oppressed palestinians" or whatever?
>>126437101
I'm not qt and i'm bad at flirting but i'll call you a cutie while posting frisk if it makes you feel better.
>>126436834
I beg your pardon? There's a pretty big difference between liking pizza and believing there is some large conspiracy out to make profiles on anonymous posters. Further, liking pizza has no correlation to insanity (unless you like pineapple on it), while believing you are the victim of some nebulous conspiracy with vague motives and dubious actions is, in fact, often a sign of mental illness.
But I have to ask you, are you the person I responded to in the first place? Are you talking to me like this because I offended you? Are you maybe doing this just to get a rise out of me? Perhaps have you actually bought into what you're saying?
I suspect either the first or second, because you've accused me of being both from /v/ and Tumblr, polar opposites. If you're offended, I meant no offense, I'm legitimately concerned about that poster's wellbeing.
If you're trying to get a rise, I'm not mad, just disappointed. I'm sure you can find something better to do with your time, can't you? Even if you can't, could you at least give it a rest for today? After all, it's Christmas.
Also, the pineapple thing was just a joke. I don't like it, but I also like pizza with pears on it, so who am I to judge?
>>126437101
>qt
better lower your standards
>>126437113
Not a chance, black jewish schizoanon.
>>126437134
He has his devices. Remember, he's a scientist as well.
I also like to think he has a lingering feeling of unease after a reset happens that makes him check his devices carefully.
>>126437167
>>>/pol/
hello newfag
Hello /utg/ I would really appreciate if someone could gift me undertale I never played it and it looks really fun .
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ac1xr/
>>126433120
It honesty depends. Sans is arguably most popular with women. Im not sure if charafags are numerous or just more active posters because there is always a lot of character lewd. Asriel seems to be a high contender as well. Toriel as well consider she has both the mommyfags and thickposters. Mettatons an interesting case because you have both robofuckers and ghostfuckers lewding and creating two different types of porn. While everyone gets lewded if say the ones I mentioned are the most frequent.
>>126437063
I need mad Papyrus reaction images.
>>126437069
A.A.A.A.A.A.A.
>>126437000
>everyone who disagrees with me is le skizo boogeyman
epic, simply fri*cking epic dude
>>126437224
dude just emulate it
>>126437018
I'll do both.
>>126437134
>He got the post-pacifist photo when you reset.
It is also interesting to note that that picture will appear as soon as you beat Asriel, no need to watch the credits and/or reset.
>>126437167
There's something called /pol/ you should learn about though.
>>126437241
Hello again schizoanon.
You post a lot on /v/, don't you?
>>126437062
How about you man the fuck up and admit you're just a slimy little shitposter, spouting memes because you can't come up with a real argument.
>>126437224
https://ukpirate.org/torrent/12452146/Undertale
>>126433851
I turn 22 in a week, Im already too old for this fucking bullshit.
>>126437134
I think he has some ability to remember them normally as well, unless you think he can legit tell that somebody has died a specific number of times based only on his expression. Saying that it's based on your expression sounds like a very sans thing to do.
>>126437315
>/v/
>ruined via september 2015
It was a good run.
>>126437000
>>126437062
Stop replying to that guy, he's not going to stop posting if you keep replying. He's clearly fishing for replies. If he disturbs you that much, just report the guy for trying to start a flamewar.Also post more flowers
>>126437232
Sorry that I made you red in the face anon! I have to admit, when I red your text and saw your image I laughed! Although I should stop using these puns, they're not very orangeinal. Its simply indigonet to keep spouting these.
>>126437302
>>126437214
>thinking /pol/ noobs hate jews nearly as much as tumblr scrubs
laffo
>>126437210
The interesting thing, almost everyone has a weird feelings after you reset, especially when you load older SAVE. Toriel says she feels like she knows you and guesses your pie preference, Paps (well, he's a skeleton) says you're joined bones in a skeletal anatomy of fate etc.
But maybe only Sans knows what it means.
>>126437315
>raped by ghost
Oh my, thanks~
>>126437175
But what if all I want for christmas is to doxx all the anons?
>>126437315
Posting angry messages here won't do anything to us. All you're doing is perpetuating your own anger. With maturity comes an understanding that anger is a necessary emotion, but not one that should be entertained for long. Recognize your anger, deal with it, and move on. Trying to make other people as upset as you are will not resolve anything.
>>126437315
>you faggots have ruined /v/
Do you fucking realize that every undertale related thread on /v/ is from the same neckbeards that are angry about it?
You are just fucking circlejerking about it for 2 whole months now
>>126437315
You don't realize how much I would love that anon.
>>126437315
>How do i hide threads?
>>126437018
>>126436152
>You feel your siins crawling on your back.
>>126435358
I know that I have, without any doubt, gone months at a time between showers.
Depression is not a pretty thing.
>>126437315
>one indie game made by guy and an artist was enough to ruin /v/ to all the kids
This is too good.
>>126437356
I just like to poke at retards. It's what I do.
>>126437370
>being this new
ayy
>>126437363
gonna commit sepukku bye
>>126437018
>>126437356
>>126437497
Careful anon, don't wanna get anything stainedredwhen you do.
Why does a child killer get to work as a garderner on a school?
>>126437175
>actually taking this kind of effort to write out a shitpost just because somebody disagreed with you on the internet
Take it from me, kid. Someday, you gotta learn when to QUIT.
>>126437018
how aboutsad__tall skel?
>>126437547
They just told no one about that.
>>126437387
You'll be visited by the ghosts of your old business partner, Moot and of 4chan Past (Cracky), 4chan present (Hiro), and 4Chan Future(Death) , who will show you the error of your ways, and the true meaning of Imageboards
>>126437529
>>126437436
>>126437265
I want to smooch ALL the ghosts!
>>126437315
thanks anon
>>126437378
>Paps (well, he's a skeleton) says you're joined bones in a skeletal anatomy of fate etc.
Where did you find that scene? I have only seen the dialogue where Papyrus comments to Sans that you seem familiar and asks if he is sure they don't know the human.
>>126437210
Kill yourself, jew.
Reminder to kill all OC's in the name of goatmom.
>>126437547
Why not? Seems convenient for his hobby.
>>126436706
fucking kill yourself newfaggot you're just causing drama and making yourself more valuable to profile and stalk. fucking moron just take a bath with a toaster.
>>126437547
Monster school, probably a monster reservation and country.
>>126437063
Yeah, that post made me feel prettyblue.
>>126437605
That seems somewhat... extreme.
>>126437491
>being this stupid
BASED retardanon strikes again
>>126437548
Well, alright then. Have a merry Christmas, anonymous. I need sleep anyways.
>>126437536
If I hang myself I won't stain anything red.
>>126437175
>>126437603
>time
>when this guy keeps posting
Dude.
People come here to specifically read other people's posts. When you make it this painfully obvious who's behind them, people will know. We're not stupid you know(unlike you I guess).
Hello schizoanon.
>>126437652
That's good, but don't you want to go have fun instead? Come on, we'll go down to theredlight district and be retards together.
>>126437302
>everyone who disagrees with me is le /v/ boogeyman
u p v o t e d
p
v
o
t
e
d
>>126437664
Sans looks like that one neighbor from the Proud Family.
>>126437605
But Red is actually decent, anon.
>>126437627
Your post is making my facered
>>126437482
>>126437356
nice samefagging your own post.
did you think we wouldn't notice?
>>126437605
14-1
All for you, goatmom.
>>126437647
No, it is necessary. It is right.
>>126437716
>/v/ boogeyman
But I love bullying /v/posters!
>>126437473
Sometimes taking arbitrarily small steps forward can help with depression. Wash up good on a daily basis, get to sleep on time, try to get some kind of normalcy in your life. I don't need to tell you that ain't easy, but having been there, forcing yourself to take the next step even if it feels totally pointless can help. Unless your problem is chemical in nature, then you need sweet, sweet meds.
Godspeed anon.
>>126437605
I don't think goatmom would approve of killing under any circumstances.
>>126437664
This isgood art and not bad character design which in no way resembles the characters its based on. Papyrus is ok I guess.
How come Sans has vampire-fangs as a human, though?
>>126437648
>racist memes came from tumblr
>most of the hate is from a website controlled by strict rules and tons of sjws
kek
>>126437685
>>126437175 here, I'm a completely different guy from the profile guy, and from the flaming guy. Did you mean to link to my post?
Good night and Merry Christmas anons.Maybe tomorrow comfy hour will return.
>>126437610
You seem upset :^)
Did I strike a nerve?
>>126437716
>le
Back to reddit.
>>126437765hello schizoanon.
>>126437801
I meant to link them in different order.
>>126437664I always wondered if the artists realize how bad their art looks.
>>126437697
no. killing myself. bye.
SKELETONS
DON'T
HAVE
EYEBROWS
>>126437767
Excellent work my child.
>>126437790
>thinking tumblr isn't just as racist if not moreso than /pol/ or even stormfront
jej
in the minds of actual socjus faggots, racism is totally okay as long as they're the ones doing it
>>126437830
I'd be upset if I was as mentally disabled as you. luckily I can just shit talk without needing to get my fee fees involved.
Merry Christmas, /utg/!
I hope you guys get what you wanted. All I want issome comfy goatposting
>>126437854
Well, goodbye then anon. I hope you'rereddyfor whatever is after death.
>>126437842
I imagine not.
As a musician, a lot of time I can't tell if my work is terrible or good.
Something I thought was just weird, scratchy trash ended up leaving someone speechless, apparently.
we siins now?
>shipping your oc with sans
Hey guys
This picture shows Frisk in aprofileview
>>126437826
Goodnight and Merry Christmas for you too.
>>126437832
>everyone who disagrees with me is le skrillex boogeyman
epcot, my epin /v/ /b/rother, i so upkarma your post, give me the votegold
>>126437832
Antagonizing the schizo anon isn't going to solve anything, anonymous. I know you're trying to "beat" the shitposters, but they're winning by dragging you down to their level.
Please, anonymous, use some [MERCY].
>>126433050
(anon who made the request)
Thank you so much! It looks amazing!
>>126437826
>comfy
please end this meme
>>126437913
Sure, I'm running outta fish anyhow.
>>126437960Hello schizoanon. Take it to /v/ if you're mad.
Whats the best tatoos on him?
>>126437756
Wellazuream sorry about that.
>>126437685
god damn, kid, your shitposts are just as bad as that one faggot who came here from /ssbg/ and kept calling everyone 'le one guy'
>>126437918
I said I was going to find Jesus but instead I looked at ghost incest again. How can I be cured of this disease?
>>126437913
>All I want is some comfy goatposting
Sure man. What goat do you like though?
>>126438027my love for you is burning red hot anonbecause i got to spout bottom tier puns for like 20 minutes. thank
>>126438041
I think I saw Jesus over by the gay ghost bar. You could check there.
>>126437767
No, based retardanon, you ARE the /v/poster.
>>126437854
No, you gotta stick around and get doxxed by the insidious hacker 4chan.
>>126437913
I think christmas has brought the crazy out of everyone. We need at least 100x more goats to fix these problems. I on the other hand will gote to sleep now
>>126437994
All right, he just became boring anyhow with the preset /v/ responses.
>>126438041
Gote mite help.
>>126438015
>>126438093
Sleep tight, goodnight.
I hope everyone gets / has received what they want for Christmas.Unless that thing is the fishI call the fish.
>>126437897
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
okay, cool kid :^)
>>126438061
All goat is good
butedgegoatis my favorite
If you just hide all the angry posts and the replies to those posts then the thread is quite comfy. A couple of anons throwing shit at one another really isn't worth the death of a nice, comfortable environment.
>>126438156
The summoning has been done.
>>126438025
Realizing that picture is cropped from a soriel pic is making me feel a littlegreen
>>126438156
I don't ask the impossible for Christmas.
So instead, I got a sweater and a phone.
>>126437938
I don't get it.
>>126438160
you're quoting yourself at this point. you're the one claiming they're being stalked and profiled on an anonymous image board.
>no john, you are the retards
Im done with you, you have nothing left to try and bait people with at this point.
>>126438163
Don't really have that much goat but here.
>>126436872
Then it would be disgusting.
>>126438074
I mean they were pretty shit tier but I'm glad I entertained you, anon.now stop the punsforever
>>126438109
Sorry I want to save him but I don't like fur and he isn't feminine enough for me.
>>126438226
This thread is a mess but I'm pretty sure someone was complaining about 'profiling'
>>126438156
dammit its like tumblr never looks up references
this dress is incredibly impractical and would just slouch and show a titty or two
shit looks like it's just painted on
>>126438252
It's the thought that counts<3
>>126438261i'm reddy to stop
>>126437994
>>126438109
>still samefagging on your own posts to make yourself seem hip and trendy and cool
I can't even :^) hard enough right now
>>126438163
Been waiting for that word
>>126437595
It's when you win the fight with Papyrus, spare him, then reload.I did it many times because I'm a papfag so great I was learning to nohit 2x speed paps
>>126438226Shh.
>>126438013
>le everyone who disagrees with me is skrillex meme
we are le reddit legion army, after all
we are not forgive, and doesn't forget also
expecto patronum
>>126438261But i love puns
>>126438252
Iv'e fapped to nothing but Satangoate for the past month. Send help!
Whats with all the rage?
Why you heff to be mad?
Taking drawing requests ,
>>126438209
But that was a Toriel x Eggman pic.
I promised to be nice, but he's just begging for it...
>>126438163
The best.
>>126438367
It's what mental diseases do to you.
>>126438271
Is that supposed to be a bad thing, or...?
>>126438309
Why?
>>126438378
Cute ghosts or lewd ghosts.
>>126438109
I know. It's not exactly his fault, though. If you look at your own posts and his, you would find that you're both essentially saying "You don't belong here, go back to /v/ / Tumblr / reddit, et all"
Insults and accusations like the above are attractive on 4chan because they're fast and easy, and for whatever reason, people view getting upset as losing the argument.
But when you let your rebuttals become canned responses, you're no longer responding to your opponent as a person. Your opponent responds in kind, until what might have been a discussion that leads to deeper understanding of a defused disagreement instead degrades to twenty posts of two people attacking a make believe model of what they claim the other person believes, while both parties have ceased to look for anything in the argument of the other except more material for shitposts.
It accomplishes nothing, debates the both of you, and makes the thread wise for everybody else. Aim to bring a higher level of discourse to the thread, don't fall to name-calling, even if that's what people respond to you with.
Quality posts begin and end with you.
>>126438378
Your two favorite characters decorating a Christmas tree.
is it just me or would anyone else much prefer to have asgore as a parent rather than toriel
looking back on it all, toriel's excessive hand-holding was kinda annoying and i feel like asgore is hated for no real reason- he was in a shitty position after having shitty things happen to him and gets a lot of shit for being the one that made the decisions that HAD to be made
Ask yourself- if your family was trapped and counting on you, and you had to kill 7 alien children to achieve freedom, what would you do?
>>126438286
I'mreddywhen you are.I just love reusing puns.
>>126438350
too bad.
>>126438234
>I'm only pretending to be butthurt and triggered!
okay cool kid :^)stay mad
>>126438407You'll trigger him and he'll just keep spamming the face of mad again.
>>126438414
Exactly, which is why it's so boring.
>>126438443
desu I'd trust Asgore with kids more than I'd trust Toriel. After what he did he'd probably take a bullet for a random kid on the sidewalk in an attempt to redeem himself.
>>126438378
Chara and Frisk drinking hot cocoa, with Toriel watching them!
>>126438457
Anonymous, Don't you have anything better to do?
I heard somewhere out there in the net you can get an Undyne/Alphys BOOTY Mousepad and a BOOBY Mousepad of Toriel....Now I just need to remember the website again and I will post it up.
>>126438261
>posting sans while asking for people to stop posting puns
You should bepunished.
>>126438308
Oh, that's cool to know.
>>126438367
>goes into dirty gay bar
>everyone calling each other faggots at the top of their lungs
>shit on the floor and broken stuff everywere
>go into the chilliest part of the bar
>people discussing quite normally
>some autists come to drunk fight right after them
>wtf thats not what i expected
welcome to 4chan
>>126438382edited
>>126438378
My dick getting comfy inside edgegoats butt
>>126438367
it's what being a very cool kid on an anonymous imageboard does to you
just look at this kid: >>126438404
he's so cool and epic :^)
>>126438443
I'd want him as a father.and a lover
>>126438443I wouldn't trust any of the goats as parents. They do have really good intentions though.
>>126438506
He's just copypasting his messages now and spamming the smile of mad all over. Please don't engage.
>>126438486
>him
>he
I thought we agreed Frisk was a "they"
>>126438538
oh, I messed up, it's actually more complicated:
You need to win with Paps, reload, then lose and escape the shed.
>>126438534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTlzUpmp8sY
this music makes me happy
all this goat is great
this is gonna be a good chrimbus
>>126438624
>>126438506
>samefagging and also using le epic mad meme from /v/
okay cool kid :^)))) stay :^)) mad ::^^)))
>>126438631
>I thought we agreed
I don't even need to read the rest to tell you no.
>>126438449
Don't do this to me man. The puns were really getting to my funny bone
>>126438443
No matter the conditions, his deeds remain done, which is why people will hate him.
As a person, he is definitely the more responsible one and I kinda like him more on that basis alone.
>>126438506
Look at what you've done.
>>126438721
Post more satangoat!
There seems to be a lot of negativity in this thread, tonight. It's a real shame that things have wound up this way, but I have hope that everything will brighten up and positivity will take back over. You're all kind souls and I'm sure you can make these threads as pleasant as you would will them to be. How you present yourself, what vibes you give off, are entirely up to you. You guys can turn a sour thread into a nice, peaceful one just by spreading a little love.
Here's my contribution to that good mood. I love you guys, and I hope you all have a wonderful night or pleasant morning. I'm off to bed now and I'll be around tomorrow. Enjoy yourselves, you're all lovely.
Goodnight
>>126438721
Maybe he wants to be engaged. It's with a try.
>>126438689
Anonymous, will you marry me?
>>126438745
>>126438378
Undyne x plesioth's shitty hitboxes
Hot leg.
>>126438631
Wasn't talking about Frisk, dunno where you got that from.
>>126438745
I plan to, though I need to grab some breakfast now.
>>126438760
No, I think it's just the /v/ reflex of not knowing what else to do, so they'll shitpost instead.
>>126438696
Yeah but isn't Frisk even canonically a "they"
>>126438378
An embarrassed Detective Manny Pardo putting a love letter in Undyne's mailbox.
>>126438715
Stop getting me so riled up, anon. You're making meredin the face.
>>126438631
Frisk's a whatever, in any case bro.
Ok, thread is gonna be goatfucked.
>>126438760
>>126438804
the cool :^) kid ::^) samefag :^^) strikes again :^))
>>126438854
>>126438835
Sorry for getting yourcheek bonesI fucking suck at thisred
>>126438817
The point being we can never agree on anything.
>>126438817
Nah, Frisk is canonically androgynous for the purpose of being an avatar for the player. They have a sex, it's just unknown, rather than being purposefully non-binary.
>>126438758
love you too anon
glad you'll be around
>>126438758
Goodnight anon.
>>126438882
>That boner
What?
>>126438804
>Wasn't talking about Frisk
Well, why the fuck not?
>>126438913
The fuck, I didn't notice that until just now. That shit took me by surprise.
Mom
Dad
Don't fight!
>>126438895
You can do it anon, I'm sure you can make reallycolorfulpuns if you just try a little harder!
>>126438895
I'm even worse, I'm just recycling a pun from another anon. :^)
>>126438951
>>126438913It's an edit
>>126438895
Pun tips: using the same word too many times can damage your puns. Try thinking of synonyms and related words for the set up. For instance, you could say
>>126438835
Sorry, I'll try toscarlet you calm down before I make any others.
That's a bad pun, but you get the idea.
>>126438449
>>126438715
>>126438835
>>126438895
>>126438968
>>126438994
Oh my god what have I started
>>126438913
Want moomy's booby and puss-puss
It is I, your best friend.
gibe de pusi b0ss
>>126439079
Once you unleash the puns, there's no going back.Orangeyou proud?
>>126439069
I'm going to wring your neck and deckthe halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
>>126439079
hell
>>126439128
What no
I was just shocked since i thougt it was just some typical shitty fanart.
>>126438914
Well why the fuck would I?
>>126439079
This is the future you chose. You did this
>>126439285
Because Frisk is the objectively best character, and if you think otherwise, you're a dirty niggerlover.
>>126439318
No, goat/fish is my axis.
Not that I'd dislike Frisk.
>>126439365
yeah well goatwretch and fishbitch would probably be dead in a ditch somewhere if it weren't for frisk
>"I call this the 'magic touch' "
>"See? It's getting bigger already! "
>"Soon I'm gonna make it disappear "
>>126439390
Wow cruel.
>>126439458
oh man this gif
my heart
>>126439458
not cruel if it's the truth, bruv
>>126439079
Are you feelingredgretful anon?
this is a nice thread
>>126439434
Oh, man.
I want to eat all the sweets I got for Christmas but I'm just going to get more sick if I do.
Who /estbutstayinguplate/ here
>>126439502
I am. I think i'm just gonnaindigo.
>>126439537
Toriel secretly shipping and spying on her son and her adopted son/daughter/[undefinedvariable], and engineering romantic/suggestive situations amuses me.
>>126439562
pst pro here
>>126439537
>toriel schlicking in the distance
>>126439562
I was planning on it but I fell asleep
so now I'm /estbutwakingupearly/
is reese still here?
>>126439434
Anon lewd
>>126439632est has the best mornings but the worst afternoons in regards to posting
>>126439434They're gonna tear it off!?
>>126439639
Figuratively who?
Some anons here like to get upset and yell about upvotes and (You)posting so I thought of them when I saw this on /qa/
https://www.dropbox.com/s/q1nbbcvst2xcoez/upvotes.user.js?dl=0
It turns keeps an upvote tally for any replies to a post.I'm pretty sure its not a virus.
>>126439698
Definitely. 11~ pm to 1 pm is the comfiest time.It's messing with my sleep schedule
>>126439562
Yeah that's me.
>friend keeps asking relationship advice for them and their current s/o
>mfw i do not care at all and wish they would stop pushing their relationship troubles on me
>>126439558
Spread them out fatty
>>126439642
You know you love itjust like Asriel apprehensively loves a good dick suckin'
>>126439728the only cosplay I have seen where they weren't fat and ugly
>>126439784
Tell them to fuck off then.
>>126439784
it's your job as a friend
>>126439784
>friend asks me for relationship device
>tell them i've never dated anyone, only sex
>they ask me again anyways
christmaspoopy
>>126439829
Just not going to eat them at all. I have the determination.
>>126439729
Didn't seem to work. Oh well I'm virused now.
cute kids
>>126439836
The only time I can off lewding Asriel is ifhe's pleasing his father by crossdressing as Toriel
>>126433550
cool shit
So snails are monsters right? You talk to some of them in the underground.
is Toriel a disgusting monster eater?
>>126439930
I think some of the snail facts Toriel tells you at the very beginning imply there's two types of snails. Regular ones and monster ones.
>>126439763
Is there any other musclebound monster girls that could tussle in a UFC styled Matchup in like Bantham weight or Feather weight or Middle/HeavyWeight?
I would like to see Undyne fight her way to the Golden Belt and take the championship.
All the while ASGORE is her Coach.
>>126439896
Merry Christmas you crazy motherfucker.
>>126439924
I feel similarly, except for me it'simagining me/someone being choked out by demon Asriel's long, pervasive tongue. Being throat fucked by Asriel with his tongue until I pass out, just hot damn
>>126440012
Merry christmas to you, too.
>>126439994
I feel like Undyne would accidentally murder most of the female competition
>>126439920
Cute adultkid.
>>126439994Pardo is the final opponent.
Don't forget that we have a thread already, when we hit bump limit, thanks to a tard.
>>126431231
>>126431231
>>126440028could you imagine putting your hand on his throat and actually feeling his tongue bulging it out?
>>126440094
Wow, rude. You should probably kill yourself.
>>126440028
Intense.
Intensely LEWD!Also hot.
>>126440114
>his throat
your throat*
If you had told past me I would be jacking it to a deviantart OC goat from a video game he'd probably start crying.
>>126440094
Too soon.
>>126440114his throat or mine? It'd be hotter if I could feel my own throat bulging out. A kiss gone so horribly awry in the best possible way. So invasive but so welcome
>>126440094
Gotta love the tards. We need them to do this stupid shit so I don't have to.
Why do you autists hate Soriel so much? I see much more people sperging out about it than I do actual Soriel.
I mean, when you're badly editing the Soriel (or even HINTS of Soriel) out of pictures and snarling at people for posing 'Soriel garbage' when it's fanart based on canon dialog the characters have with each other I think you have to accept that you're shitting up the place more than the thing you're raging against.
>>126440127
Would you let the goat steal your oxygen with his tongue? Would you let him hold you as you go limp? Would you trust him to not take it to far?
>>126440262
Hello malice. Needed to get the thread going?
>>126439930
If they were monsters, how could you cook them?
>>126440196
If you had told past me the future held a bunch of people drawing gay robot porn he'd die from the suspense.
>>126440283
passing out from lack of air is already taking it too far. you'll get brain damage.
>>126440301
Who's malice?
>>126440301I'd like it to hit bump-limit relatively quick, yeah. It was this or starting an Asgore/Toriel morality-debate.
>>126440283
Suffocating feels scary painful.I'd do it for him.
>>126440197
It was either post it in time, or have someone make a new new thread and repeat the retardation.
>>126440352
Then somebody call lobotomy anon. I've got a fetish that goes hand in hand with their's
I'm almost about to pass out but I can't fall asleep if I want to fix my schedule
How do I do it
>>126440283I would let him choke me unconscious with his tongueFeeling it stuffing your throat, his drool filling your mouth so fast you can't swallow around his tongue fast enough to get it down as your vision fadesComing to, soaked in his spit, right before he jams his tongue back down for a second round
>>126440352
permanent brain damage only occurs after 4 minutes without oxygen~
>>126440415
Watching someone let's play a really boring game like Cities Skylines or Dwarf Fortress
>>126440407
/r/ lobotomyanon riding brain-damaged asphyxiation-anons dick
>>126440407
Well actually I think the fetish is more throat fucking centric, not necessarily oxygen deprivation
>>126440407
Lemme try, hurrrr hurrrrrrrr uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>126440415
Have a brief nap. Use an alarm clock.
>>126440415
Go clean your room/house.
>>126440262
Because Toriel x Papyrus is hotter.
>>126440435I'm glad you share this special hell with me, anon.
>>126440530
Huh. That shits on both Sans and Asgore. Frisk too, sort of.
I like it.
>>126440530
That makes even less sense
>throatfucked with a tongue
Oh man
it'd be pretty damn uncomfortable
http://webmshare.com/dLEdO
>>126440530
do you think Papyruscould have mommy issues?
If you call Toriel mom but do not flirt with them it is revealed Papyrus called Undyne "mom"
>>126440536
I didn't think it'd catch on so much when I posted the mistletoe thing
>>126440647He also has several lines about wanting to be a mom, if that counts for something.
>>126440647
Papyrus is a mom.
>>126440658
What mistletoe thing?
reminder that Frisk x Toriel is the true patrician ship
>>126440374
>>126440262
Oh, that's simple:
Forced Fanon as Canon
In other words "I like this thing, therefore no other option can exist and everyone must agree with me!"
Migrate whenever
>>126431231
>>126431231
>>126431231
>>126440690
I want to be adopted by Papyrus.
>>126440705
that asriel in a christmas sweater, talking about being caught under the mistletoe with him
I think it started the tongue fixation
soriel is trash
>>126439994
I like this idea. But change it from UFC to Female Boxing. Then I be more then into betting with fellow anons over fictional monster women that fight each other to knock each other out. 13 3 Minute rounds.
>>126440731
yeah
we call it friskriel
>>126440773
Most fanon ships usually are.
Have anyone killed sans 100 times yet? I mean like in a single playthrough on stream?
I watched a dude last night killed him 10 times but he fell asleep.
Maybe if there was a money incentive....Would people be up to it?
>>126440789
I've literally never heard that term being used and I browsed since 2013
>>126440789
>>126440845
>>126440731
There's no pairing name for the OTP, it's simply the OTP. It was the first, after all.
>>126440845
obviously that means you're just new
>>126440789
Call me Friskriel.
Having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me in town, I thought I would hike a little and see the mountainous part of the world.
>>126440845
Frisk's name wasn't known during the demo days so of course he's making shit up, don't worry about it.
>>126440838
You would have to make it a pretty large sum to validate streaming for hours and hours to repeat a task a hundred times.
three digit numbers, at minimum
>>126440875
>new
>clearly stated I've browsed through since the demo days
you aren't very bright are you?
>>126440917
>>126440905
samefag
>>126440960
Look at the time when those posts were made you retard.
>>126440960
http://i.imgur.com/SPc5t0Q.png
ebin
>>126440960
>newfag can't even call out samefag
Idiot.
>>126440881
It is a way I have of driving off the indigestion and regulating the blood pressure. Whenever I find myself growing lethargic of limb and mind; whenever it is a baked-dry sizzling August in my soul
>>126440913
>I will do it for free if my name gets talked about like a meme in /utg/
Would that warrant enough to do it or should I go for the grand 1000 accumulative battle spree with Sans Win/Lose?
I want to get to a point I can start fighting him 2X Speed.
>>126441001
>>126441005
>>126441016
TRIPLE samefag COMBO
!!!AMAZING!!!
>>126441097
shouldn't you be opening your presents right about now
Kill sans 100 times for $100.
Would someone actually do this? Like $1 every time you kill him or lose $1 when you die by sans.
Like say you killed Sans 63 Times and died by him 37 times. You earn $63.
>>126441141
I got no presents....Kill me now.
>>126441141
zoroastrians don't celebrate christmas, my epic lad