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All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace Edition

MEG's updated updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/g5bZUMz5

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1AD1_sMTiQ

In this thread:
>Waifus on holiday trips
>Liara best waifu
>Twinks with thigh high socks
>That one guy who always gets mad about everything
>Christmas!
>Femshep x Liara worst pairing

Previous thread: >>126189386

Reminder that the posting of femshep results in suspension of your 4chan account and IMMEDIATE crucifixion.
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Liara best waifu
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>>126401182
interesting, if I had made the thread I would have chosen that one as well.
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>>126401182
>tame impala
nice
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>>126401361
did you see >>126393194?
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>>126401182
>that pic of Elizabeth with the very low-cut, high-waisted thong

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUG.

Nice 'In this thread:', by the way, it's hilarious.
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>>126401220
Nuh-uh
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>>126401061
I didn't save it, I just took a screenshot so WG could see it.
I can see images after they've been deleted as long as I don't refresh the page.


>>126401182
Good Op.

Goodnight /meg/
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>>126401476
Ash top 3 waifu
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>>126401476

moste kissable waifu
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>>126401441
no I haven't, thanks.

>>126401531
night eddy.

going to watch Episode II now... *shudder*
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Your waifu reading Richard Brautigan?
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>>126401627
>tfw no movie that takes place in the middle of the Clone Wars, not the beginning or the end of it
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Good night /meg/, hope you all have a comfy sleep and a pleasant Christmas morning when you wake up.
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>>126401809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_One:_A_Star_Wars_Story

I realize it's not what you want, but this one's coming next year, it plays shortly before Episode IV and it's apparently not Episode VIII.

>Forest Withaker
>Mads Mikkelsen

Can't be that bad then, can it?
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>>126403025

Yeah, I read about it, could be cool. I wish they did more movies about in-universe stuff, not always about WE NEED TO DESTROY X.
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Waifus are great
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>>126402487
goodnight anon
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>>126404315
waifus wreck lives
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>>126404482
Waifus make lives
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>>126404482
Can't have a laifu without a waifu
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>tfw you get a biotic combo
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>>126405172
it may be special in ME2 but normal in ME3
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>>126405172

tech combos are better
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Why travel the galaxy when there are entire planets waiting to be traveled?
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>>126405292
>why play with your dick from the outside when you can sound your urethra?
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>>126401182
>liara best waifu

NO.
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>>126405501
can't handle the truth?
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>>126405457
What's the point in finding new planets if you just land and see a couple kilometers of what it has to offer and then leave? What fun is traveling when you spend 95% of your time sitting on the same spaceship as always and every time you look out the window you see the same thing?
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>>126405581
I've accepted the TRUE truth long ago.
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>>126405783
>>126405501
consider suicide
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Why are spaceboats still piloted and crewed by hundreds of people

You would think in a universe so technologically advanced as MEs you could pilot them remotely like drones

Why do they even have to be as big as they are

Even if it's impossible to operate them remotely why can't they be operated by one guy and a VI and a waifu so that he doesn't get too lonely
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>>126406038
>Why are spaceboats still piloted and crewed by hundreds of people

muh space navy
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>>126406038

It's boring.
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>>126406000
Oh how sorry I feel for your mind
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>>126405746
what's the point in travelling a whole planet if you could just sit in your room and watch every picometre with an electron microscope?

>>126405783
it's about time to kill you'reself
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>>126406631

You could still have plenty of character drama with only a handful of people crewing the ship.
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>>126406650
What
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A waifu working as bartender at a strip club? A waifu being protective of the younger less mature dancers?
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>you will never giftwrap your dick and give it to femboy anon as your Christmas gift
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A recreation of the Salem witch trials involving waifus?
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>>126407226
>>126407783
No
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>>126407950
Poor taste
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an anon not constantly posting about waifus?
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>>126408223
Merry Christmas grumpy!
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>>126408014
Only thing with poor taste here is your waifus gingey, but I ate it anyways and went back for seconds because she loved every minute of it.
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>>126408372
>playing the grumpy card when someone disagrees with you
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>>126408563
>disagreement
About what? You just complained about something
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>>126408502
wow gross. hundreds of people put their dick inside that and you eat it, do you drink out of urinals too?
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>>126408828
If it's holding the sweet pee of a waifu, I'd lap up every delicious drop.
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>>126408502
Very rude and uncalled for
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>>126408910
truly you are the master of disgust
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>>126408910
>If it's holding the sweet pee of a waifu, I'd lap up every delicious drop.
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>>126408930
Just as uncalled for as when she reached down and slipped me inside of her during her throes of passion without asking me, but I figured she must have really wanted it so I went along with it.
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>>126409107
Baited for this exact gif
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>>126409127
p-please stop
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>>126409252
- she cried, not really meaning it and knowing I wouldn't, her face contorted in a beautiful mixture of pleasure and guilt.
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>>126409127
>and slipped me inside of her
how tiny are you? or is that waifu a giant?
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>>126409439
Why are you doing this to me?
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>>126409527
Because I'm a Krogan.
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>>126410004
Your cuckold fetish is quite disturbing
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>>126410004
then no one has to be worried about the waifu getting pregnant then
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>>126410078
If you invite me over for Christmas dinner I'll stop. I promise I won't do lewd things under the table with your waifu while you're distracted, the flush on her face is just the heat from cooking such a nice dinner for her husband!
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>>126410130
>lots and lots of unprotected sex with krogans

a waifu's dream
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>>126410397
you guys, why trying to take the waifu away when you can share her at the same time and make it infinitely more pleasurable for her?
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What do waifus dream about?
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>>126411083
Sugarplums
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A waifu thanking you for making desert and giving you a loving kiss with a bit of cream still on her lips?
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>>126411352
>desert
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>>126411083
getting plowed by big krogan dicks
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>>126411352
>tfw no deserts in Mass Effect.
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>>126411352
mmh desert...

night meg
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Merry christmas
I love you meg
Yours femcancer
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>>126415469
Out
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>can't sleep
>no internet
>hungry
>no food
>cold without blankets
>too hot even with just sheet
kill me
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>>126418996
horrendous
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Hello I just bought the mass effect trilogy on origin. What do I need to know before I start? Should I play male or female? Which class should I choose? What tips do you have?
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>>126421707
Gender doesn't matter, be prepared for very flat voice acting if you pick male though. It's all pretty straightforward so there's not much to say, just enjoy the story and don't let the jankiness of the first game put you off since the other two are much better gameplay-wise.
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>>126421974
>be prepared for very flat voice acting if you pick male though
kek

>>126421707
The default male model is the only decent looking player character model in the entire series. The female voice actor sounds like she has throat cancer. Adept is a lot of fun also
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wafers with low self esteem?
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so are most of the /meg/alomaniacs from europe?
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>>126424861

Seems that way, particularly Northern Europe.

eddrf-Sweden
AWG-Sweden
WG-Germany
OCD-Norway(?)
And fuck knows how many anonymous posters.
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>>126425429
There's at least one other swede, at least one other german and a finnish poster as well. Thread really dies when the Europeans go to sleep
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>>126425571
Scandies are qt, I wonder if any girls browse the thread
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>>126426005
the finn is a grill
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>>126426045
Time to learn Finnish
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Reading spooky stories with wiffle?
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>>126427530
wiffle unconsciously flaring her biotics at a scary part?
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licking on a juicy femgingey?
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>>126427920

Sounds delicious
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>>126428161
what if you're waifu is apprehensive about trying it as she's never done it before
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Hungry hungry waifus!
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>>126428428
oh my
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>>126428350

Ease her into it
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>>126429560
Slowly kissing your way from her lips down her torso, stopping at various erogenous zones along the way?
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When polled, ME fans said that quarians and krogan were the two species that they could live with being removed. Bioware decided to ignore them and keep the krogan in Andromeda to play a major role, as they could not conceive that no one could not like their boring violent nigger stand ins.

Better they remove a species like elcor, salarians or BTs instead
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>>126432664

Assuming those races get removed, and as it was the BTs were already boring violent nigger stand-ins, more than even the Krogan.

Elcor are probably gone, but they were so unimportant to the MEOT that it doesn't matter anyway.
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>>126432664
Those races are all gay too. The only acceptable ones are humans and space babe sex machines.
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>>126431787
Is that a floating retextured rifle?
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>>126433353

Yes
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>>126433124
Humans and asari are the best for rape
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Quarian males > asari
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>>126435673

>Purple skin and hair

Please, be more uncreative you fucking faggot.
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>666+666+666+(6+6+6)=2016
I bet the salarians did this.
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>>126432664
>>126432664
>When polled, ME fans said that quarians and krogan were the two species that they could live with being removed
>ME fans
>don't care about quarians
They asked for suffering. They got it.
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hello meg

>>126421114
>cold without blankets
>too hot even with just sheet

I have never felt a different feel in all my life. I fucking hate it.

>>126421707
general tips in the pastebin
maybe from the next OP on we should point that out?

>>126427604
that would actually be kind of cute

>>126433353
It literally is. I fucking hate Thomas Raube.

>>126432664
Nice of them to ignore a fair poll YET AGAIN.
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Merry Christmas /meg/
From the now dead /bwg/.
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>>126444220

merry christmas!

ps. ha ha ha get fucked
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>>126444220

It couldn't happen to a better general.
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>>126444440
it didn't just die, they just hit the post limit and someone's probably making a new one anyway
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>>126444440
It was our containment thread though, Sweetheart. Do you really want our kind running around free getting autism confetti on everything?
>>126444537
Death rattles, silver over the eyes, etc.
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holy shit man, just checked the bioshock general, there is probably not a more pathetic general than that one.

>>125689450

I know we really shouldn't judge, but...
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>>126444639
jesus fuck off
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Merry Christmas...
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>>126443085
Sleep without sheets on top, just a comforter and optional blanket on top, and make sure is slightly cool in your room. Problem solved
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>>126444639
If everyone in there is as obnoxious as you I seriously hope you find a better hobby and fuck off from /meg/
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>>126443085
> I fucking hate Thomas Raube.

Sounds like you are just jealous that he is a better German.
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>female command of Cerberus
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Legacy of the Void > ME3
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>>126446901
ripping of your fingernails > ME3 2bh
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>>126425429
>OCD-Norway(?)

No, his country is too uncivilized for that, if we're going by his workhours.
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>>126432664

Here's an idea, don't remove anything, you lazy fuckers.
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>>126447338
didn't he say he's not a balt or a finn?
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>>126446784

Would like to kiss Ashley.
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>>126425429
Is there any other south american here?
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so lonely
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>>126447673
Too bad, I'm gonna get to her first
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>>126448819
Where do you live?
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>>126449007
W-why are you asking?
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>>126449118
So I can come help with your loneliness!
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>>126447673
Would like to kiss you
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>>126401182
>femshep x liara worst pairing

Kekm8 nice b8, ill bash your foocking head in
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>>126449473
I would happily take that Christmas gift
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>>126449192
it's ok anon, /meg/'s closeness is enough...
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>>126449539
I haven't brushed my teeth
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>>126448819
post feet
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Having children with you're waifu and growing olde together?
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>>126449589
Ew, gross
Me neither so it's okay. We can brush each other's![/spoilers]
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>>126448929

No, you won't! I'll kiss her first!
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>>126449569
Doesn't sound like it, don't you have anyone to celebrate Christmas with?
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>>126449716
I'm gonna kiss her so much that by the time you get to her it will be like kissing me
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>>126449473

A b-bit l*wd.
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A lewd Christmas?
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>>126449785
I'm at my parents' home, but they're with some relatives so I'm alone now. It really sucks returning to your hometown after some years and realizing that your old friends are long gone...
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>>126450057
>/meg/ gets together for christmas
>it's just a bunch of gay people kissing each other on the sofa
>turn around and leave
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>>126450108
My friends And i have a bar where we meet every year since 10 years no matter where we live... always a highlight of the year

Maybe try that?
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>>126450108
That sucks, I know the feeling. Haven't talked to any of my old friends in a long time except one guy who used to be my best friend so we are both just making a token gesture of keeping the friendship alive but it's just not the same and usually pretty awkward, and we barely hang out or do anything at all together unless we are both home on break and even then only for a couple days before one of us leaves and we never talk for another half a year.
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>>126450282
What kind of bar serves 10 year olds?
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>>126450176

Brushing each other's teeth, THEN kissing.
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>>126450339
The best kind
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>>126450350
>open my present
>it's a toothbrush
>look around with poorly disguised confusion on my face
>nobody looks at me or says hi, just hear the sounds of furious brushing and kissing all over, some gentle and some scarily rough
>just take my toothbrush and leave
>wonder why I took it with me
>can't find a trashcan and don't want to litter so I just put it in my pocket and walk home
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>>126449536
Femshep discussion is grounds for immediate crucifixion
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>>126450616
Femshep could beat you up irl
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>>126450616

nah go fuck yourself.
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>>126450657
>>126450703
*crucifies you*
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>>126449536
Everybody knows that Femshep x Anon is the best pairing.
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>>126450743

pretty immature response. are you autistic or just 14?
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>>126450743
*brushes your teeth*
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>>126450883
Lewd!

>>126450873
>>>/bsn/
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>>126450873
Wew lad put a stopper on that vitriol before you hurt yourself, it's all good fun, don't make femshep posters look bad
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>>126445839
What if he's Austrian?

>>126447338
>>126447490
He also said once that he doesn't want to say it because we'd make fun of him then. He can't be Italian either for obvious reasons, nor British or Irish. A few threads back he mentioned he'd go to a certain beach in Greece with his waifu or with Alex, I don't remember, what about being Greek then? They have conscription and probably the shittiest of working hours and he can't complain about them because there are probably 150 people waiting for his job.
Greece would make sense then because pay denbts.

>>126450339
a bar for cannibals?
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>>126450873
sounds like somebody didn't get a visit from santa claus this morning
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>>126451054
Its hard to open presents when you're hanging from a cross

>>126451027
>Greek
That makes sense, plus he's hairy as fuck
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>>126451027

It explains his terrorist beard, too.
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>>126451113
>hard to open presents when you're hanging from a cross

it just keeps happening. did femshep molest you when you were a child? this irrational hate is completely baffling.
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>>126451196
you shouldn't be so easily triggered anon, im embarrassed to like femshep now
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>>126451196
>whiteknighting a fictional "female" character
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Coffee kisses with your waifu or lewd anons?
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>>126451386

Coffee kisses?
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>>126451386
Its canon that asari don't like coffee
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>>126451386
I hate coffee
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>>126451459

[citation needed]
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>>126451575
The only hot human drink they like is hot chocolate
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>>126451438
Drinking coffee together before kissing your waifu and tasting it on her lips and teeth
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>>126451628
I don't waifu ash but I imagine that she always tastes like coffee, perhaps somewhat stale coffee
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>>126451561
You have shit taste then, just like the shitty coffee you probably make
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>>126450796
A dream never to come true
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>>126451728
>being this unfriendly just because femshep is shit
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>>126451619

Again
[citation needed]
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>>126451857
Source: you're mam
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>>126451705
>you will never kiss all over ash's beautifully smooth, creamy, coffee flavored skin
>you will never get the fabled triple energy shot of love, lust, and espresso
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>>126451628

Are we drinking it in a café with music softly playing in the background while we cuddle on one of the couches as a little break from spending time walking around the city in the cold among the snow, shopping for Christmas presents?
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>>126451821
What does femshep have to do with coffee? Please don't taint my love of coffee with the swamp terror
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>>126452102
I thought you were the grumpy anon who didn't get any Christmas presents
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>>126451728
I hate coffee, why would I make any then, good or bad? I don't even have a coffee machine.
I drink tea and it tastes great. I drink tea right now.

>m-muh coffee
>Coffeefag on suicide watch
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>>126401182
Hey I just realized, this is like the first collage I've ever appeared in
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>>126452764
as image or quote?
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>>126452692
You hate coffee because you can't make good tasting coffee and never had any in your life, I'm surprised you even drink tea because Germans are just as bad at making that as they are coffee.
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>>126452908
Quote. give me a blue scientist gf and no one needs to get hurt
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>>126453040
>all these wrong assumptions
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>>126452621
No, I'm just Australian.
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>>126453112
>germany
>shit in a cup
>it's called coffee
>piss in a cup
>it's called tea
Do you take sweet pea with your sauerkraut and sausage?
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>>126451196
>not getting molested by femshep

Why even live?
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>>126453131
NZ > Aus desu
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>>126453270
>not molesting femshep
Just kill me now
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>>126453279
What's it like being a violent shitskin who can't pronounce words properly?
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>>126453402
Pretty good
t. American
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>>126453402
plz no bully
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do you think ash puts artificial mocha flavoring in her skin
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>>126453040
The pinnacle of coffee named dalmyer prodomo comes from munich


I can make you a coffee which would change your life
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>>126453270
>>126453319
>not incinerating femshep
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Coffee tasting with /meg/?
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>>126453514
How do you make your coffee?
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>>126453545
>not incinerating femshep

exactly right. you should preserve femshep at all costs.
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>>126453587
Toothpaste tasting with /meg/?
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>>126453708
Espresso machine with distilled water
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>>126444440
>a better general
Everyone and their mother knows that at least /dag/ had discussion. /bwg/ was a sloppy abortion.

Merry christmas.
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>>126453769
Is that what you guys are calling semen now?
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>>126453827
Lewd
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>>126453782
What brand of water and what else do you put in?
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>>126453795
can you please fuck off already
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>>126453863
You better watch out or I'm gonna brush your face with my toothbrush
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>>126453795

Everyone and their mother knows that /dag/ was comprised entirely of tumblr landwhales and literal faggots. /bwg/ was a retarded abortion of an idea that failed because nobody wants to merge with those dumb biodrone niggers.
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>>126453940
I work in a chemist lab, distilling it mYself

Black with sugar
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>>126454030
This
A bioware general would work if anyone actually wanted to talk about bioware games for more than one thread on /v/, which nobody does
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>>126454040
Can you bottle some and send it to me?
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>>126453954
I can't, you're responding to me. It's only polite.

>>126454030
You're not wrong, but you're also the last general on this board that can speak on merging with biodrone niggers. >>126454030
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>>126454117
You can buy it in every supermarket
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>>126453514
coffeefag BTFO
my parents drink Dalmayr Prodomo as well
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Giving your're waifu a backmassage, then softly starting to kiss her neck, her hair smelling vaguely of sea salt from the swim you took a little earlier?
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>>126454513
Does she at first try to stop you, telling you to continue the massage? Then she chuckles, then giggles, as you insistently kiss her favored places, then softens and relents, telling you she'll want the rest of the massage later.
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>>126454513
What if waifu has no hair?
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>>126454916
Her tentacles..?
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a femshep pogrom?
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What does you're waifus sweaty crotch smell like?
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>>126455154
Sweat
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>>126455265
is it musky? i need details
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>>126455383
>talisweat.png
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Waking up to a waifu holding your mouth open, brushing your teeth?
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>>126454838

You insist you can do both things at once as you bring out the massage oil and the towel for her to lay on.
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>>126455909
Does she then strip down, lay herself down on the towel, smiling and her eyes closed, feeling warm, trustful, and close to her husbando.
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Waifu giving you a smile that makes your knees weak
>>
Watching Frozen with your waifu and kids?
>>
The only good thing to come out of this general is that one list of what the LIs would do when prompted for anal.

Everything else that you all have made or done has been fucking terrible.
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>>126456948
Could you post it?
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>>126456948

Hello.
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>>126456948

I see. And where are you from?
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>>126457449
Bioware Social Network
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>>126457570

kek, good joke
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>>126457331
Yes actually.
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>>126457795
Why is Liara so perfect?
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>>126458054
Why is Liara so frigid?
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>>126457795
>Ashley
>hardcore Christian

Nope, try again.
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>>126458085
>frigid
She's just nervous anon
>>
Now, I could do with the Christmas lists.
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Most disgusting pairings
>Femshep/Javik
>Liara/Javik
>Femshep/Ashley
>Jack/Miri
>Mshep/kaidan
>Mshep/STEEEVE
>Femshep/Liara
>Steve/James
>Joker/Femshep
>Feron/Liara
Am I missing any?
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>>126456948
off to /dag/ you go then if you don't mind
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>>126458706
can you stop talking about those homosexuals for one thread
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>>126458693
Garrus/Femshep
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>>126458693
femshep/harbinger
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Are there ANY good femshep pairings?
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>>126459021
No
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>>126458693

Ashley/Traynor and Ashley/Jack.
Miranda/female Shepard
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>>126458839
but they're our polar opposite
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>>126458693
>>126459021
Weak b8

There is nothing more pure and perfect than femshepxliara
>>
A /meg/ waifu?
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>>126459021
Femshep/Traynor
Femshep/Kaidan
Femshep/Thane
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>>126459953

Femboi anon.
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>>126460059
Meh
No
No

Confirmed for shit taste
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>>126460205
>hating on hetero pairings
/dag/ fuck off
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>>126459953
When will Other return?
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>>126460205
>token lesbian is better than the other two

Lel.
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>>126460232
First one isn't even hetero and Kaidan and Thane are both whiny annoying cunts. Fuck that. Go back to bsn you worthless hale worshipper.
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>>126460386
Yes, that just shows you how bad the femshep romances are.
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>>126460401
Where did I say I like Hale?
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>>126460591
Thinking she has even one good pairing let alone three heavily implies it.
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>>126460703
Go back to fapping to sheploo/Kaidan, /dag/
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>>126460591
>anime
out! out!
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>>126460880
Anime stays!
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>>126460864
>I literally said Kaidan is a gay whiny cunt
>he still thinks I'm a dagfag
Fuck off anime
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>>126461019
>female asari

Yeah, no shit.
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>>126461262
>anime

Shouldn't you be ERPing with a fat faggot in some /v/ Steam friend thread?
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>>126461262
>>/dag/
>>
A waifu being slutty in a nightclub, suckin' dick in the bathroom, then following him home?
While she's not YOUR waifu, of course. Unless that's what you want, I guess.
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>>126461356
There's more bullying there than here.
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>>126461887
No way. maybe if she was just being seductive and teasing and leading people on. Why would I waifu a gaping slut who sucks dick in the bathroom? Jesus man.
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>>126461356
There is no dag.
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>>126462246
then go to hell
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>>126462302
This isn't hell..?
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>>126462246
Check again.
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>>126462246
fuck off
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>>126462356
>>126462431
You don't get it. It's over.
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>>126454406
>germans drink german coffee
You sure showed me
>>
>>126462246
>>126462356
It's kind of peculiar if you think about it, there regularly is no /dag/ simply because they're just too fucking lazy to create one, but they usually fill up the thread when there is one.
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>>126462493
You don't get it, you're not welcome here. Go away
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>>126462000
>not wanting a slutty waifu
>>
>>126462493
Then stop posting about it fucking idiot
>>
>>126462601
But you mentioned dag first, you rude person.
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>>126459276
I've never seen the first two
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>>126462587
I wouldn't mind a slutty fuckbuddy but no way in hell that is waifu material. Unless I can slowly reform her and show her the errors of her slutty ways and turn her into a faithful and loving waifu and take her on a ski trip to the alps where for the first time she is happy doing something besides sucking sick and happy being with somebody she loves instead of just a dick to fuck.
>>
How do we remove them permanently?
>>
>>126462927
Let /meg/ die... let it all die...
>>
>>126462834
>there sure is just one anon here wanting you to get the fuck out
I mentioned it first, not him. now apply you'reself
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>>126462998
But then the waifus will die
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6361825
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>>126462845

I have. It's awful.
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>>126463395
So it's official. We stay.
>>
>>126463962
the results show that you should fuck off actually seeing as how you're in the minority
>>
>>126463827
What about kaidan/ash?
>>
>>126458693
The most beautiful pairing is /meg///dag/
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>>126464350
Really fucking stupid
>>
>>126464350

They, at least, interact with each other.
>>
>>126464452
I'd rather get fucked by Casey than touch one of you landwhales
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>>126464628
Aren't you pleasant.

I'm here to collect all the little /dag/na chicks that have wandered from the hen house. Time to come home.
>>
>>126464628
>I'd rather get fucked by Casey
we all would, he's such a qt
>>
>>126464770
Fuck off already
>>
>>126464628
Why does Shepard have gyno?
>>
>>126464949
He looks like he just crawled out of Auschwitz.
>>126464805
I'm trying to gather my people to leave you alone. Can you stop being a belligerent cunt?
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>>126465162
if anyone wanted to post in your tumblr circlejerk they would have moved already
>>
>>
>>126465749
>we got Liara instead of Shiala

;__;
>>
>>126465749
>Healty
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>>126466092
liara best waifu stfu
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>>126466585
You're the best waifu anon :3
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>>126465162
This is why everyone hates us
>>
Tasty chocolate waifus with tasty chocolate thighs in Andromeda?
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>>126467220
Post more cute legs pics please
>>
>>126468442

Thick chocolate thighs, yes.
>>
>keep promoting how progressive of writers they are
>most stereotypical and non-existent portrayal of any races besides white people that i've seen in writing
not that i care but if you're going to tout liberty and social justice and progressivism don't be a fucking hypocrite and only try to further the things that affect you positively, disregard the ones that affect you negatively and ignore everything that doesn't apply. fucking idiot sjw cunts.
>>
>>126468603
Not too thick though, just a tasteful thickness.
>>
>>126468892
But the priiiiize!
>>
>>126468892
>Bioware have shitty writers

Even more of them now that Le'Toile have left.
>>
Anyone having problems with steam? My steam (the page, not the client) is in Russian and I can't change it. My brother's experiencing a similar problem, his site is in Finnish.
Should I be worried?
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>>126425429
>And fuck knows how many anonymous posters.
Russian here. I'm sorry that the talicancer is another russian
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>>126469550
Mine couldn't connect just now
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>>126469550
Just checked and mine's in Spanish for whatever reason, what the fuck
>>
>>126469550
Western Germany is rightful finno-ugric clay
>>
>>126469550
>>>/v/321429156
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>>126469664
privet

kak dela?
>>
>>126469664
Idi naxuy.
>>126469939
Good, preparing for 2016.
>>
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>>126469939
vse otlichno
>>
Anyone here play ME3 MP on gold and isn't a shitter??
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>>126470257
Merry Christmas ya hoard of faggots.
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>>126470814
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was She with you on Christmas Eve ?
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>>126470942
>bare shoulders and long gloves
C-cute
>>
>>126469930
Not sure if I should be relieved or not.
>>
A waifu dying and leaving you all alone
>>
Best lewdfics?
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>>126471545
Femboi anon can wear it better
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>>126471913
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>>126472010
A man will never be as soft and bouncy as a girl, I'll never understand you trap lovers (unless you're "femboi anon" himself samefagging, makes sense then)
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>>126471449
yes, I thought about her quite a lot
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I know it's Chrismas, /meg/ , but still there is no need to die now.
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>>126473497
It's only page 9 anon! That's practically /meg/'s home most of the time
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>>126472185
A hole is a hole and the cuter and more submissive the better, feminine boys are usually both and extremely eager to please you. Not that I'm gay or anything, I would just rather fuck a feminine looking boy than a girl with a dick, like traps.
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>>126474008
Why are there dining utensils and plate in front of EDI ?
>>
>>126474008
Where's Shepard?
>>
>>126474285
Buried up Tali's ass, cuck
>>
>>126474285
blackhaired woman is suppose to be swampbeast
>>
>>126474008
>liara/swampbeast
>Vega/Steve
>jack/miri
Absolute cancer. Is this fishbone?
>>
>>126474195

Because the creator is someone who 'ships' literally everyone in the picture.
>>
Me and your waifu, at my house, baking Christmas cookies to share with you later?
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>>126474492
Where is shipping them to? My cabin?
>>
Here's your Christmas present, /meg/!
>>
>>126474450
I don't see Steve, think he's under the table blowing Vega?
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>>126474547
Only if she wants to, that's a bit uncomfortable though...
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>>126474285
merry christmas my talicancer friend
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>>126474396
>cuck
Who? You're playing as Shepard in the game, you know?
>>126474397
You mean Miri?
>>126474707
And you.
>>
>>126474450
>>126474008

That's Kaidan. Also, notice Tali and Garrus.

>>126474450

No, I think it's AsariManiac. Creative name, there.
She does a metric shit tonne of stuff with her own ugly version of the swampbeast and Liara, she's got her own totally-not-Samara-and-Kasumi OCs, too.
Her Shepard and everyone who's not Liara always have terrible looking tits, as well, to pour fuel on the flame of disgust.
>>
>>126474618
Oh boy, thanks Santa, I'll be sure to have a lot of fun with it!
>>
>>126474641
He's blowing Kaidan, because Kaidan is closet homosexual
>>
>>126474618
Where's the chainsaw?

>>126474641
He does look distracted, as though he isn't listening to a word kaidan is saying
I meant kaidan/Vega to be honest, just as cancerous as Steve/vega

>>126474695
you and my waifu have gone out Christmas carolling, your waifu and I can't sing so we've stayed behind
>>
>>126474547

Uh, sure, I guess. Where's your waifu?
>>
Jack: Ugh fucking christmas :grump:
Miranda: Stop pouting and put that on.
Jack: :wtf: No way.
Miranda: There. Look how lovely you look.
Jack: :please:

rumbling in the background
Shep: This time you've gone to far. *jumps on Vega's back*
Vega: Stop it Lola. My lips didn't even touched her cheek *gurgle* stop nngh I can't breathhhhnnngh
Sam: Jane! Let him go.
>>
>>126474802
>You mean Miri?

No, short blackhaired woman with red and black sweater
>>
>>126474804
Tali and Garrus isn't too cancerous in my opinion

>>126474954
Jack looks like she's running a fever
>>
>>126474869
O-oh, well I think I would be too nervous to sing very well with her, I hope she doesn't get too upset.
>>
>>126474954
Femshep looks cute in jeans and sneakers
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>>126474964
Just don't think about her, true Shep isn't a woman.
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>>126475218
>Femshep looks cute
Stopped reading there
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>>126474954
>fuckin' everything
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>>126475294
I want to fuck everything!
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>>126475118
It's not about the quality of the singing anon, its about having fun! Now quit holding up the carolling group so that you can come back here and have hot cocoa
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Translation:

-Shepard!! Not again...
-You turians arr rook same
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>>126475448
That Shepard is very Slavic looking
>>
>>126475580
the nose isn't
>>
>>126474008
I'd rather join this one
>>
>>126475686
I thought some slavs have large noses
>>
>>126475810
her is rather Georgian or Armenian
>>
>>126475904
oh okay
>>
>>126475765
that looks quite awkward
>>
>>126476289
At least it has my waifu
>>
Love waifus
>>
>>126475765
>Sheprads eyes
I'd be creeped out too if I saw both ash and kaidan sitting on a table with me during/after ME3 events
>>
Is there any mass effect character who wears glasses? How come all allens have perfect eyesight?
>>
>>126476630
mass effect fields and advanced medicine
>>
>>126476630
Thane and Jack have sunglasses in their alt outfits and there's also Kai Leng
>>
Hi waifu club
Do you think our waifus have a husbando club too? What kinds of thing would they talk about?
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>>126476481
Simply the best.
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She's so gorgeous
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>>126477025
So are you, baby
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>>126477025
Agreed, not a fan of that image though
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>>126475765
>Shepard, Ashley and Kaidan
>no one else

Are they all dead?
>>
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Check this out. /meg/ !
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>>126477632
Genuinely looks like she's sucking her gut in, impressive modeling
>>
>>126477632
Lewd and uncalled for
>>
>>126477632
I don't think I can handle a "woman" like that
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>>126478384
If it's lewd it's always called for.
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>What are you looking at?
>>
>>
>>126477632

Delete, please.

>>126478668

Did she have those in her ass?
>>
>>126478914
no, that's not her shit, are you german by any chance ?
>>
>>126478914

Anon, those are clearly eggs, no one is saying it's her shit.
>>
>>126479087

Meant for >>126479270.
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>>126479270
I don't think she put those chocolate eggs inside her aynus
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oh well...
>>
Mm mm mm... Waifus by the dozen...
>>
>>126479852
stop
posting
swampbeast

>>126479908
there's only one waifu for me !
>>
a waifu putting a roofie in your drink?
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>>126479964
ok
>>
six million waifus to try, choose one
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>>126481093
>six million
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>>126481540
a jewess waifu in andromeda?
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>Key members from the old Bioware are back (Based Drew from the KOTOR days)
>No loading between planetary travel
>Focus on exploration and RPG elements
>Mako is back and revamped

Why are you fags still denying this confirmed GoTG?
>>
>>126482939
>by the way I am jewish and that is my literally the most important feature of my character
>you need to remember that I am jewish. this is very important!
>>
>>126483246
Maybe she admits it to you after some harrowing event that involves her being a jewess
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>>126483227
>Why are you fags still denying this confirmed guardian of The Galaxy?
>>
>>126483227
>KOTOR
>good writing
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>>126483452

Better than Obshittians attempt
>>
>>126483246
No it'd be like Ashley
A jewess waifu with wide childbearing hips and curly hair?
>>
>>126483536
uh, how are Star Wars- and Forgotten Realms-franchise games exactly new IPs?
>>
>>126483748

I think he means in terms of gaming. Witcher isn't a new IP because it's based on a book series but it is in the gaming world.
>>
>>126484623
there have been star wars- and forgotten realms games before those though
>>
>>126482939
I would like a rich, mean, heiress waifu in Andromeda
>>
Where on your waifu would you cum? Would you ask her? If you did would she let you?
>>
>>126485239
>Where on your waifu would you cum
inside
yes
probably
>>
Jade Empire > Kotor
>>
>>126486010
Might play JE desu, ice got it for free and I've literally never tried it
>>
Can asari mind meld with themselves and experience their imaginary husbandos as if they were real?
>>
>>126486010
that might be a very interesting discussion on /bwg/
>>
>>126486010
>>126486384

Mass Effect 2 > Mass Effect 3 > Mass Effect 1 > KOTOR > Dragon Age Origins > Jade Empire
>>
>>126483536

Holy shit, why are Obsidian shilled so much when they are mediocre at best?
>>
Merry Christmas MEG. I got asked about a girlfriend at family dinner and said I was dating a Romanian named tali. Later I got a hand job from a distant cousin who was drunk and I rarely see. I thought about tali doing it. This is all a true story and has been best Christmas.
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>>126488402
screened for the next collage whenever that will be
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>>126488402
>Russia
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>>126488402
Was she hot?
>>
>>126488687
must be someone else, orthodox church christmas is on january 7 I think.
the orthodox church still use the Julian calendar because they never accepted the gregorian one. consequently they have no leap years
>>
>>126489081
He could be a non-heretic Russian
>>
DangerousOddAnnashummingbird
>>
>>126488859
Okay for a relative. I fondled her tits and looked at her hair because face looked too much like my aunt's. Then we drank more and went to church. Snow made me think of Noveria, we snuggled in car like the mako. Good times
>>
Show me something cute
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>>126490404
Here, have my favorite OC
>>
>>126490103
I find this difficult to believe
>>
>>126490483
Who is that on the far right with the coffee?
>>
>>126490820
quentin tarantino
>>
I winfer if I will ever get to cuddle with a cute girl and fall asleep on the couch together with no lewd intentions and then wake up in the middle of the night and try to leave without waking her up but obviously doing so in real life
>>
>>126491594
I winfer to
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>>126487271
>Mass Effect 2 > Mass Effect 3 > Mass Effect 1 > KOTOR > Dragon Age Origins > Jade Empire

Other than Jade Empire I agree with this.
>>
>friend playing me2
>tell him to save IFF quest for last or he will regret it
>get a text while going to sleep
>"yo is my whole crew supposed to die"
welp
>>
>>126493298
>having friends outside of /meg/
>>
I got some moonshine for Christmas that tastes like apple pie. Gonna get trashed while playing the suicide mission, and pass out saving my waifus and bros. merry xmass
>>
>>126493404
You can be my friend anon
>>
>>126492947
>InCase
>>
Happy holidays MEG, my father who has the build of a salarian and my uncle who has the build of a krogan were shooting at bottles in the back yard. Me, with the build of a volus, creeped on a family friend who looks like an asari and ate tons of lumpia
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>>126490820
Cuckantino
Here's the meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxYHxJahzmU
>>
>>126496673
What is lumpia?
>>
>>126496752
that pic is hilarious
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>>>/v/321480613
I don't understand /v/
In some threads they absolutely hate all Mass Effect games, in other they say they're great.
What a strange fucking board
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>>126499838
there are like thousands of people surfing /v/, you'd think there are some who have different and sometimes opposite opinions.

night meg
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A waifu in the night?
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>>126500046
I'm talking about it generally
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I remember for an entire year, the only hentai I would fap to is tali hentai of various fetishes (pregnant, futa, latex, inflation, lesbian).

2015 was pretty bad.
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Ok /meg/ i've been thinking

>Trailer shows a guy with N7 armor
>Bioware explicitly say that the he is not the main character

10 bucks say that the dude in the N7 armor is hunting down your main character who is some sort of outlaw.

Also, didn't Bioware say that the song (Ghost Riders) has meaning to the plot of Mass Effect? Wasn't there a leak that part of the narrative is seeking human colonies?

>in the trailer
>N7 dude is wrecking enemies you can't see
>mfw he's hunting down the protag and found one of the settlements he established, that's who he's attacking, the settlement you established
>you play as an outlaw on a journey to redemption (one of the meanings behind the song)
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>>126502160
I hope so, that would be sick, good idea
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>>126502160

That actually sounds pretty fucking cool
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What even is N7
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I'm pretty sure all this talk about "new galaxy map with seemless planetary travel" is pic related.

It's from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmsCJeh4YFg and the exact same thing is in the trailer that has the "How gameplay works" PR message at the end.

I really think this is what the leak was talking about when it said "first person view, flying around travels, controlling ship" etc. If so then I hope it operates pretty fast, it could be a chore and wear off quickly if it isn't handeled correctly.

>>126502160

I like this idea a lot.
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>You did good, son. You did good. I'm proud of you.
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>just scored 240k on gold as geth infiltrator
WEW
E
W
LADS
A
D
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>yfw you realize tali isn't real
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has anyone realized that tehse sort of waifu games are just playing to your instinct and need of having a substantial, emotional, strong relationship with people but they are just pixels? and pixels that are just there for you, they don;t even simulate to not like you at the begging properly it just takes away from the excitement of even a simulated relationship progress

y'all niggas need to stop and reassess your friendships family
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>>126508364

no u
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prothean companion confirmed in ME Andromeda
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>>126513193

the fuck?
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>>126513193
Those niggers better not.

Or maybe. Fem Javik when?
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>>126513193

LOL

>Cerberus supposedly returning
>A fucking dead species confirmed returning

Either this is some goat reused assets or Bioware are going all out with the bullshit
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>>126486010
The setting of Jade Empure is a bit lame
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>>126514185
>jade empire
sounds chinky as fuck, would not even bother looking for more details
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>>126515079
Yeah it is, everyone is asian-looking and they even have a fake Mandarin-sounding language
It's still a good game though when it comes to combat and writing, especially for one made by bioware
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>Hale
>not a top tier voice actress
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>>126520684
>>126520689
ugh
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>>126483227

You again.
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>>126520684

Delete, please.
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>>126483227
>I take everything Bioware says about their new game at face value, and believe everything they say, even though we've barely seen anything regarding gameplay
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Waifus at Talent show? What talent does each waifu show off? What do the judges think? How do you congratulate her when she advances up the ranks?
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>>126502160
>Bioware explicitly say that the he is not the main character
What? He's not Shep? Nobody's gonna play this then.
>>126506318
She is, but probably in another dimension.
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>>126521798
>He's not Shep?

Jesus Christ, how far behind are you?

>Nobody's gonna play this then.

You're a retard.
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>>126521868
I said I don't follow the news because I don't want to see spoilers you fucktard. And you're a retard if you want to play a game without based Shep and his squad.
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>>126522081
>based Shep

The blankest of slates?
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>>126489961
Delightful, that little ribbon's lovely.
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>>126520684
Hot
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>>126522081
Does that Tali have a ballsack hanging there between her legs?
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>>126522081
ur dumb and gay and mean and should kill yourself my guy
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>>126524589
>Bliss Sheppard
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>>126524753

I think it's suppose to be ironic.
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Waifu club is dying...
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>>126525210

Waifu club?
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>>126525310
Who knows.
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Fit waifus?
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>>126525310
/meg/, silly
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>>126525928
The best.
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>>126525928

Seeing your waifus abs contract and relax under her skin?
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>>126526681
Fucking gross
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>>126526737

anon pls
Like you wouldn't lick her abs.
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>>126526886
She would look better with a nice toned tummy instead of musclebeast
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I realise these Mass Effect threads are always around. So I buckled down and finished the first game, man fucking love the game. Beginning was a bit iffy but the star maps and biotics are so damn satisfying.

I was playing femShep and went with Kaidan, not like there were any other options anyway except Liara. Wish I could've went with Garrus. Was hoping a scene where I shot my way out of an abandoned Citadel market.

Gonna play Male Shep for Mass 2 when I have time. What class should I go for? I was playing Vanguard, shotguns and biotics are pree satisfying.
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>>126527260
Import your save from the first game, it's more satisfying to play the whole series through like that. Also you can Garrus in me2/3 but his personality changes a lot so I don't know if you'd still want to. One of my least favorite romances in the game but it's one of the most popular and has a lot of screen time.

If you still want to go mshep you can import and use a save editor to change I think... Not sure if it will break anything though. Or just do whatever you want. Glad to hear you're enjoying it.
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>>126527260

continue with vanguard
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>>126527260
Vanguard is great and fun throughout the whole series so if you like it just stick with it unless you get really tired of it.
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>>126527571
Hmm is thst possible? im playing through Steam. Just that the femShep armor looks kinda boring so i wanted to try man sheo this time.
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>>126528212
It is possible, you can also use it to change your romance from Kaidan to Ashley and things like that, look up Gibbed save editor. Also there are a lot more armor pieces than just the default one you start out with and they all look identical between the genders.
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>>126528212
All the ME1 armor is boring, it gets a lot better in the other two games.
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>>126528345
Kinda glad u can do multicolor armor in the sequel. im my end game i was wearing this whitish armor that looks like crap. Ill come back in a few months when i begin. I still need to finish Farcry 4 and some other things.

Thank!
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Another view of the spehs rifle.
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>>126531394

Less Jack, please.
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>>126531449
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>>126528878
Who's on the left? I know it's probably me cause she's my waifu but I'm not sure.
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>>126532976
You are so autistic
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Thred is ded, where are homies at
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>>126533809
Celebrating christmas?
>>126533254
I bet your waifu cucks you, how does it feel? My isn't.
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>>126533809
Have a femshep, this should generate some replies
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>>126534368
>waifu will never run her tongue up the underside of your shaft.
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>>126534470
>you will never have a threesome with femshep and liara

Why does it hurt so much?
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hi meg

>>126502160
how'd all that colonizing stuff work then?

>>126506318
doesn't look like my happy face

>>126513193
looks more like a hologram, maybe it's just another prothean VI and they actually found that ship because it was some last-ditch prothean project and just completed it?

>>126517153
this gets worse and worse

>>126521798
>>126522081
you're beyond retarded

>>126525928
>>126526443
>>126526681
>>126526886
yes please

>>126527260
>Was hoping a scene where I shot my way out of an abandoned Citadel market.

that's basically what happens in the Citadel DLC for ME3.

also carry your game over to 2, if you want to change your gender you need to start a new game and that doesn't regard your choices from ME1. Also you can't romance Garrus in 2 if you're maleshep.

also yeah, continue with vanguard, the style changes a lot because you have a charge ability in ME2 now, but it's a lot of fun.

>>126528345
>look up Gibbed save editor

it's ALMOST like it isn't in the pastebin...

>>126532976
>>126534215
Beyond. Retarded.

>>126534470
why live...
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>>126535971
>you're beyond retarded
>this comes from a faggot who likes fit girls
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>>126536331
>liking veiled space-gypsy-muslim suits with weird hands instead

wow you sure showed me
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Those of you who prefer asari over quarians, have let yourself be cucked by WesternGerman. It is Erdrf's preference who we should follow, not the autistic, bossy German prick who has browbeaten everyone into sharing his disgusting futanari fetish.
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>>126536791

I'd rather just space some quarians.
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>>126536791
I follow my own preferences and that means becoming space hitler and genociding the quarians and then the salarians too. In fact we should just kill off every race except humans, space babes can stay for sexe times.
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>>126538031
Hi there TIM
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>>126536423
>veiled space-gypsy-muslim suits with weird hands instead
You're living in a muslim country, you know? Why don't you like her then? Anyway it's bullshit.
>>126538031
> becoming space hitler and genociding the quarians and then the salarians too. In fact we should just kill off every race except humans
Where's your pills?
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>>126538934
THIS THING DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FACE
HOW CAN YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU ARE SICK PERSON
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>>126539679
Maybe thats the most appealing thing about her?
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Clingy jealous waifus?
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A waifu you love so much that she changes you mind about not having kids?
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>>126541342
She can't get pregnant anyway
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And what do we have here ?
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>>126540797
yes pls

>>126541342
okay
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>>126544892
prothshep is better looking than femshep desu
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>>126540797

Clingy and jealous to what point? Does it make me uncomfortable?
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>>126547980
In an endearing way, not "hunt your ex-waifu down and kill her with a hatchet" tier
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>>126548202
my waifu is jealous because she doesn't have white skin like my ex
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>>126552519
>1366x768
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>check the Mass Effect subreddit to see if there is anything about the new game on there
>it is literally the same shit posting and weird waifu fag posting as here
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Just imagine how much ME games they can create.
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>>126553474

Licking your waifu's sweaty abs?
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>>126552772
Yes, 1366x768 , I don't have a big hd alienware razor-naga gamer console pc pro game gamer computer because I move very frequently between countries and I don't have permanent home
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>>126553474
yeah but they're okay with talicancer and f*mshep there
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>>126554723
>a big hd alienware razor-naga gamer console pc pro game gamer computer
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>>126554657
Assisting your waifu with her morning workout?
http://i.imgur.com/os0kmC1.gif
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>>126554723
What's wrong with you? Why do you travel so much?
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>>126555446
why don't you ask your fucking waifu?
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>>126555446
nothing's wrong with me, i just travel frequently because of work
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waifus doing waifu things?
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>>126556017
mine can't bake , what a waste
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>>126556017
Waifu dumping you just before a New Year party because she suddenly realizes that you're an unsatisfactory partner and she can do better next year?
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>>126557001
Waifu getting off on hurting your feelings?
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>>126555009
Some here are too
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>>126554723
I run me1 with hq textures on a 7 year old pc (8800gt)
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>>126557189

Who cuck here? Who into SPH here?
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>>126557915
>Who cuck here?
no

>SPH
what is that
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>>126558072

She humiliates you for your tiny penis.
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>>126555871
don't explain things to the mentally retarded he wouldn't understand anyway
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>>126559621
Nobody asked you, now you can fuck off.
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>>126559525
that is weird
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>>126560945
Do people actually find that monstrosity attractive?
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>>126561367

Good Lord, I hope not.
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dead
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>>
should I buy a dragon dildo and pretend it's a krogan dick?
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>>126561367

Yes i do, and you guys are so fucking pathetic to keep this fucking discussion even tho you cant stand her. YOU are the cringe on the board... just my 2 cents
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>>126567145
leave to greener pastures then. or redder if you get my meaning.
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>>126567145
>frecklebeast autists in charge of not being completely shitter shattered
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succulente Sunday soon
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>>126559906
you bring shame to tali desu senpai
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>>126568390

Exciting!
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>>126568875
very cute hips desu
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>>126567467
>>126567480
>cant accept other peoples preferences
>spout about it even tho there wasnt even a reason
>literally having autism

You guys are the reason this whole shit exists because you give room to attack your childish " dont like ehat i dont like" mentallity... you disgust me
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>>126568968
Please fuck off back to whatever hugbox you came from
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>>126569130
You want it you get it.... pls get aids
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>>126568968
here is my advise: if you can't handle the 4chan then fuck off
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>>126569320
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>>126569320
>>126569506
You sure are a likeable poster!
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>>126569469
Tl;dr
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>>126569607
No
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>>126569874
>the IQ of an average femshep poster
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>>126569469
Make me leave subhuman shit
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>>126569320
>>126569506
>>126569874
>>126570090
>>126570281
see? this is why no one likes you. maybe it's your fault? maybe you are the problem? ever thought about that?
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>>126570323
Yes and i likr it. Let your fucking board get femsheped because of your intolerance. Like i give a fuck about xou
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>>126570493
>>126570281
>>126570090
>>126569874
>>126569506
>>126569320
even the taliposters don't get this mad
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>>126570493
>intolerance
this is 4chan, if you want tolerance and hugs you need to leave to reddit or bsn. this isn't an empty phrase, they will welcome you there.
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>>126568442
That autistic femshep poster gives femsheps a bad name too, I can't even mention her name in passing without everybody getting triggered now because of his shitposting.
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>>126570619
Then stfu and let me post my femsheps. And if you dont like it why dont you fuck off
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Kek
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>Tl;dr
>stfu
it's like I'm suddenly back in 2009

>i likr it
>xou
frecklebeast poster so fucking mad he can't even use proper words any more
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>>126570775
You aren't even posting frecklebeast anymore
>>
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>>126571124
Here
>>126571087
Like i correct it gor you assholes
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>>126535971

>how'd all that colonizing stuff work then?

What do you mean?

>looks more like a hologram, maybe it's just another prothean VI and they actually found that ship because it was some last-ditch prothean project and just completed it?


It's definitely not a VI, watch the video, the Prothean only looks 'distorted' due to the low quality screenshot
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>>126571087
He seems quite young
>>126571168
Good pic, I like this one, it's very well done
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>>126571168
Why can't femshep look like this in-game?
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>>126571657
>slamduck
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HEY HEY
YOU YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR WAIFU
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>>126571748
She does if you arent to retarded to use the chareditor
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I don't know about you guys but I'm finding this fucking hilarious
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christ man, all this shitposting...

>>126571551
>What do you mean?
according to the neogaf leak you are doing diplomacy in order to send out colony ships and shit to colonize planets and all that. how else would you even have the ressources to organize everything if you weren't a legal representative of that huge baseship/citadel lookalike (I forgot the name)?

>It's definitely not a VI, watch the video, the Prothean only looks 'distorted' due to the low quality screenshot

well I'll believe you, not going to watch that video again.
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>>126571971
The char editor is shit though. You can make her look okay but she will never look as good as in that drawing or even similar to it because of how limited the options are. Sucks, that's a really good look for her.
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>>126571343
Why would you even have to correct it in the first place? How can anybody misspell that many words that badly? My 90 year old grandmother with Parkinson's types better than you. Are you an amputee or typing with your dick or just... what?
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>>126572219

There are enough mods to create her just like you want

You are just mentally too limited to get it done

I pity you.... it makes me sad

I bet a consolefag
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>>126572595
Are you Russian?
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>>126572595
You need to let the hate out of your heart
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>>126572537
I bet you oen a fedora
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>>126572709
He's probably talifag false flagging or something, he probably does this when he gets too triggered and wants to go on a shitposting spree without ruining his reputation further. Notice how you never see him anywhere near these arguments despite posting just before they start, and then suddenly stopping, and is usually always after he starts getting upset?
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>>126571797
night meg

frecklebeast is ugly
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>>126573278
ur ugly
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>>126573278
very good post
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>>126573020
No i make a lot of posts and lots of conversations without mentining femshep. It is you, with your constant femshep bashing who provoke this shitposting. You are cancer... let this thread die and then pls die yourself. You dont deserve any better
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>>126573278
Are you fit dub gee? For some reason I imagine both you and eddrf being fat or at least a bit overweight.
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>>126572180

>according to the neogaf leak you are doing diplomacy in order to send out colony ships and shit to colonize planets and all that. how else would you even have the ressources to organize everything if you weren't a legal representative of that huge baseship/citadel lookalike (I forgot the name)?

Who knows. Could be working for any other agency. I saw somebody who commented on this guess say that perhaps you play as a Rogue N7 operative who maybe stole the funds from the alliance.

It could be easily written but like I said, it's not even a theory, just something that caught my eye when he said "The N7 character is not who you play as". Another thing I noticed is notice how the Mako is on the ground and the dude in the N7 armor is almost like he's in hot pursuit of the Mako? Perhaps he followed you to that settlement?

I dunno, just some brain dead theorizing, you got a fucking problem with that bro?

>well I'll believe you, not going to watch that video again.

Yea. If it is a Prothean i'm curious as fuck as how they're gonna ass pull that explanation out
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>>126573431
I never bash femshep tho, I actually like her. But you make it really difficult to do that or talk about her. I really don't understand what you're trying to achieve, it just seems like you're throwing a temper tantrum for whatever reason. You are the cancer anon, sorry.
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>>126573490
Please no protheans man, shit is stupid.
>completely new galaxy
>probably all companions will be Milky Way races we've had in every game already
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>>126573652
Like i give a fuck about some random anons opinion
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>>126573490
Dunno about outlaw thing but it's quite likely he is pursuing you for one reason or another, probably a big story hook. Maybe he will even end up changing his mind and joining you as a companion, that's just pure speculation though.
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<3
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>>126573490
Inb4 he turns out to be a Cerberus agent
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Femshep x liara best
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Pure and prrfect
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Who didnt play femshep x liara never truely played masseffect and should leave, k bye thx
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This is the worst /megh/ i'ved seen in months
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>>126575119
It was actually pretty good until the past hour or two
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>>126573463
i remember wg said he rides his bike regularly. I reckon he must be fit from the waist down at least
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Go cry on your moms shoulder softy... like you said, this is 4chan... if you cant take it leave
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Shitthread

Just leave you mongoloids
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>>126575923
Forgot pic
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>>126575546
>>126575743
>>126575923
>>126576108
>https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/
>http://social.bioware.com/

your hugbox awaits
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>>126575119

it's been like this for a while now

i don't know when exactly shit changed but yeah, definitely find myself checking /meg/ less and less
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I'd just like to remind everyone that spamming and avatarfagging are both against the global rules of 4chan
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>>126576247
influx of newfags who don't come here to have fun with others but try to force their warped waifu view on them
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>>126576195
Topkek
>>126576247
Let it die
>>126576324
Seems fine for thanemancer and talicancer
Even if, new ip and go
>>126576392
I had a lot of fun a long time.... i find it kind of sad too
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>>126576392
>warped waifu view
this made me laugh for some reason
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>>126576392

>try to force their warped waifu view on them

yeah let's not pretend that wasn't already kind of there

it was just a lot more tongue-in-cheek and comfy
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Perfect love
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>>126576392
Aids who needs to show their digust for femshep just cause
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a waifu jumping out a new whip, like she's a slavemaster?
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>this thread
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>>126578283
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>this thread
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Shippers are the scum of the Earth and should be killed.
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>>126581586
>Shippers are the scum of the Earth and should be killed.
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>>126579746
Vomit gifs never get to me on here, but I lose it if it's in person.


Does your waifu have a sensitive stomach?
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>>126581850
Posting a picture of some faggot doesn't change what I said being true.
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>>126582220
I used to be really squeamish but now nothing bothers me. Odd
I'd imagine most of the waifus have fairly strong stomachs after seeing husks/being in combat
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>>126582330
Opposite for me. They're probably used to the heavy scent of blood and various alien fluids though.
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>>126582865
cute battle hardened waifus?
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>>126583532
Hard bodied, grimy, sweaty from the kill. Yes
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>>126583628
holding each others' hand on the transport? holding her hand tightly so that she can feel you through her armored gloves?
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>>126576695
u talkin shit bro
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>>126583762
And anticipating the moment where you can feel warm skin.
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>>126584567
Lewd!

>>126584262
Are you a femtur
>>
Black guys scaring your waifu and then laughing?
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I love waifus so much...
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>>126586273
>waifus
>s
slut!
>>
Tali sure was cute.
If only BioWare wasn't such a price of shite and actually tried to make a good game for once.
>>
>>126586463
Not MY waifus! Just waifus... Even the ones that no one cares for, the ones that haven't found a home in a gentle anon's heart yet.
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>>126585668
Maybe
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A waifu shelter for unwanted waifus? Rescuing lost and hungry waifus?
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>>126586926

and then euthanising them
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>>126586989
This isn't PETA
>>
>>126586989
>>126586926
Locking waifus in undersized cages to wallow in their own filth, until some anon comes along to rescue the cutest most friendly waifu?
>>
Waifus scared at their deteriorating mental health and trying to hide it?
>>
>>126587597
Waifus scared at your deteriorating physical health and trying to hide it?
>>
>>126587690
Scared at the c-sec officers and trying to hide your waifu?
>>
>>126587901
Scared that your waifu likes being kidnapped by krogan bandits ?
>>
>>126588030
Krogan bandits scared of kidnapping your waifu while you're nearby?
>>
Alien waifus experiencing burrito night diarrhea for the first time?
>>
All of this "waifu" stuff is being ironic right?
>>
All the waifus laughing at >>126588621?
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>>126588621
Your ironic
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>>126588621
Waifu "stuff" is the sweetest tasting.
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>>126590806
l-lewd
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A waifu with a fat girlpussy?
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30 more posts /meg/, you can do it!
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>>126593591
Or not
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I reject Liara and Tali, Jack and Miranda, Bioware's pre-made waifus, I only fap to OCs.
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>>126600481
to each their own
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Can I "romance" Samara while romancing Miranda?
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>>126604602
nope, you have to be pure
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>>126585668
>>126586824
we've been over this

poor thanemancer caught STT in the great purge of 2176 and has been taking medication to reel in the screeching fits ever since

it's very tragic
>>
>>126604679
thanks
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>>126557915
>tfw I like cuckolding and SPH because I identify as the bull.
>tfw 5' long flaccid, 8' 1/2 erect
>tfw I fuck your waifus and cum inside them as you watch
>tfw I watch you lick the cum leaking out of your waifu's ass and pussy
>tfw you are not Anthony Burch
>>
>>
If we're not playing the M7 guy, I'm gonna bet on N7 going rogue and becoming gigantic edgelords.

>>126604962
Let's hope she'll be able to endure the angle grinder sessions that keep her plates in check.

>>126600481
Fine with me.

>>126592809
Oh baby.

>>126588456
I've never eaten a burrito, so I think I would have the same problem. Let's hope my house has two bathrooms.

>>126587121
I'd take em all. And they would come home to be bathed, then fed, then oiled up head to toe and finally thrown into the glistening pile of softly cooing waifus I keep under my house.
Oh baby.
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>>126600481
Those of you who fap to meg7... go to hell.
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>>126609794

This can't be happening.
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>>126609794
pls go. Megsev was fun, it's a shame SS had to leave.
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>>126600481
The fact that you all started to make your own erotoc rp shite is probably one of the most disturbing things I've seen a general devolve into.
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Also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6_bWXAuvEo
Wouldn't it be neat if we instead of a regular rover we got something like this in Andromeda? With the rear module being heavily customizable, prison for captured enemies, an auto cannon, cargo for taking more loot, medical, some form of automated mortar.
The front would be customizable too but to a lesser degree.

>>126610276
Hey now, MEGSEV did have quite a bit of lewd, but it wasn't all lewd.
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>>126610471
You all decided that the best reaction to a shifty game series ending was to pretend fucking each other .

/meg/ and /dag/ are easily the worst fucking things to ever come out of 4chan.
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Holy shit, MEG, what the fuck happened while I was away? That one anon sure lost his mind.
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>>126610471

I'm not really sure how fun it would be to drive, see as how slow it is.
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>>126611084
who, the femshep fucktard? it's just a bored shitposter
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>>126611084
How long have you been gone? This place has been like this since fucking ME2 came out.

This is what inbreeding does to a population. You get /meg/.
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>>126611964
/meg/ wasn't even around when ME2 came out
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>>126611964

Since yesterday. Then that guy went balls out.
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>>126610720
>there is a Katawa Shoujo General
>there is a Slave Maker General
>"/meg/ and /dag/ are easily the worst fucking things to ever come out of 4chan."

okay
not defending /dag/

>>126612458
hopefully he won't come back, he is now officially labeled disturber of the peace.
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>>126611475
>>126612947
I am still here
Always
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Wow... that Mass Effect 3 ending...

I never though... it's just so...
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>>126612947
>not defending /dag/
You're the exact same thing you dumb motherfucker.
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>>126613557
whatever you say.

I prepared a new thread
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wasting posts
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New thread

>>126613974
>>126613974
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