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Winter sale edition
Previuos Thread >>126124984

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png (embed) (embed)

>Perk Deck Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png (embed) (embed)

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png (embed) (embed)

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt (embed) (embed)

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn (embed) (embed)

>Daily Dose
http://fewes.se/pd2g/
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is this the end?
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>>126237132
You fuck up the OP every single time

daily dose should be http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
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>>126237887

>is this the end?

Last thread died at 172 replies, so yes. What the fuck is there to talk about?
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>>126238419
Would you fug Sokol?
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rip /pdg/.

you won't be missed.
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let's talk about what overkill will do next
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GET DA FUCK UP
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>See thread dying
>Don't give a fuck and don't bump it
Feels good
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>>126241845

1) Be greedy
2) Be incompetent
3) Be insulting
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i haven't played in a very long time, is there still a dlc unlocker? do they ban for it now?
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>>126242534
No but you get a cute red cheater mark forever
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>>126242693
thats it? it doesnt do anything?
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>>126243097
You are going to be always host because you are going to be automatically kicked from every game, face it, no one ever turns off that
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>>126243304
i actually disable the auto kick cheaters from my lobby becaues they are the people that know what they are doing instead of the fucking kids that go NOOO dont pick up the code bar in hotline miami y like to smell my own farts
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>>126243783
That doesn't make sense

You OK brah?
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>>126243304
im too lazy to take it off.
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>>126243979
like we use to bump the threads YEAH
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>>126245347
for fire starter guys please keep this thread bumped i was the last op and you guys did a shit job
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>>126247891
See >>126242054
You fags arent even in the steam group
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Should I buy Jiro and Chivalry/Overkill DLC or one of the heist DLC (Bomb, Alesso, GGC)? I have like one and a half steambux.
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>>126249457
The char and weapons DLC
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So my planned build for when I get my sunglasses.

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/eSPkHIEFgBDa:gECa:fQKMJEGCDa:ia:pO8::w36-6-3-5:s32-34-15-43-3-5-38:a3

Mostly plan to play on ovk. I know crook is shit for DW but besides that is there anything that needs changing?
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>>126251882
>Modding the Mosconi
>FLECHETTE AMMO ON BOTH SHOTGUNS
>1 fucking infamy
Not even looking at the rest and I can tell that is shit, shitter
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>>126242349
>people still shitting on Overkill after more or less redeeming themselves

??
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>>126253554
Just because they didn't something right, doesn't mean they didn't fuck us all.
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>>126256182
did*
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27th for Sociopath LBV being the most underrated build of the game.

Also SwedishCuck > Krinkov.
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>tfw getting cuffed by a random guard while ecm rushing jewelry store normal,
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>>126258232
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>>126258397
god I miss the old handcuff animation
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>there are people in this thread who are not slapping ammo total bonuses on all their sniper rifles,

Daily reminder that the snipers already have max accuracy and stability is a myth on this category of weapons.
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>>126258724
>+2 total ammo
It's like like a whole new experience. What a time to be alive.
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>>126258724
>use ammo boost instead of accuracy
>snipers already have max accuracy is a myth
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>>126258724
>is a myth
They USED to have max accuracy, that's slightly off from being a myth.
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>>126259016
>he doesn't know about the hidden stats in this game,
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>>126259016
When ARs got nerfed, snipers were too. Standing still while scoping no longer is perfect center of screen accuracy.
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Are Erection day warehouse and The Diamond heist the best heists to farm cops ? I'm looking for the 200 kills with lmg achievement..
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>>126260260
Santa's workshop is good for farming cops. The map is relatively small, and you can make 100 bags while you're at it.
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>>126260260
The Diamond is actually a very good cop farming map because of the endless rappel spawns by the first timelock door (just watch out for cloakers if you have bots on).

You could double a long-ass achievement to go along with it.

e.g. infinite heists, Dr. Miserable, cooking 7 bags of meth, slaughterhouse cables, OVERDRILL, etc.

You easily break 200 kills in that timeframe. Though I think you have to finish the heist and leave to get the achievement, I forget.
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So I got a weapon boost from a card.. Can't figure out how the fuck I use it. How the fuck do I use it?
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>>126261129
Some boosts apply to specific weapons. They're just basically their own weapon mod category.

If your gun doesn't have a BOOST section in its mods, it can't use it, if you got a boost but your gun doesn't have it, the boost is for a different weapon.
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Hey guys, can't do the weapon skin customization with Goonmod. I try to apply materials, colors, patterns, combinations of the two or all three and nothing. What might be the problem?
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>>126261741
You dumbass, YOU BUY THEM, use Gagecoins and change the prize to 0

That way you can buy all the shit that you don't have and buy more of the ones that you have Can't buy shit that you haven't unlocked until you unlock it, but it only applies to achievement related masks, materials, patterns and weapon mods
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>>126264026
You absolute fuckwit, it was because I didn't have the extra stuff installed in mod_overrides.

I have it figured out now. This is fun.
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best way to grind exp?? thats how you get infamy right?
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>>126264771
Best way to get XP?
Heisting
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So uh. You don't get a cheater tag for custom HUDs do you?
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>>126264607
yeah, i had this all fucked up for a while. now happy fun times
>>126265394
Nahh son, things like hox and poco are all kosher
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>>126265429
I like it. I've been doing custom character-based builds for the gang, and making weapons to boot. Ultra-heavy Techforcer with CAR-4 and a Glock for Chains, light-fast aggressive Overkill-only build with AK and MP7 for Sokol and things like that. It's kind of my only way to have fun anymore.
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>>126265394
Why would you get tagged for it?
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>>126264771
Rats PrOVK/Pro DW
FWB OVERDRILL
Infinite bag heists / achievements like the 100 bag Santa's Workshop
HB is alright
FWB DW is alright if you speed stealth it

Do whatever you find fun on PrOVK/DW, it should net you plenty of exp as long as you don't fail it and collect all the loot bags. Loots bags give more exp so try to get them all.

Special exception at lv 0: DW Jew Store gives the most exp at lv 0.
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is infamy level 1 always those glasses?
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>>126266961
Yes.
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Yes, you have to start from that point but you're free after this to rush for other infamy points if you prefer to get the balaclava or baneposting mask first instead of the skill point reductions.
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>>126265394
No, you don't get shit from Overkill, only from hipster players.
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>>126267210
It's like you're stupid or something. You can't skip the skill point reductions before you chase other infamy points. Center and at least one skill point reduction infamy is mandatory.
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>>126268229
sell it
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>>126268336
As said before, I got this, I just fucked up my spoiler tag because 4 AM 2 days before Christmas like a good lad
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>>126268229
>>126268373
Ctrl+S highlighted text to spoiler if you're too stupid to spell the spoiler tags.
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>>126268906
(you)
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http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mda:eqopkHIjEFgbDa:tda:gKhIECDa:fqroKmJEGCda:ibcdea:pR8::w36-6-3-5:s49-2:a1

Opinions?
Do you think I can get Grinder instead of Rogue for DW and bring something actually useful for my crew instead of fak?
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>>126269736
If you actually wanted to be useful you would get something like inspire
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>>126269736
You already have like a 20% base dodge just with your suit and sneaky bastard, you should really pick grinder for maximizing your defense considering how the rogue bonus is rng based and not that reliable.

Also try to move some points in the ammo bags. Masterfug players can't go on this territory because of their build so try to make yourself more unique.
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>>126269964
Yeah, I didn't take the ammo bags since I have to take fak with Rogue.
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>>126261741
Did you put the mod_overrides folder in, too? Cos there's more than one.
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http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14855
FUCKING FINNALY SOMEONE MADE THIS
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Why didn't Overkill allow us to drop drills through weekly/monthly jobs?
Are they that jewish?
Do they think it would break the "economy" or something?
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>>126270048
Then you can remove your four points on the saw because it will be more of an handicap on your SB/LB build and that's not even talking of the lack of ammo to open all the deposit safes on a H&T run
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>>126271709
People would just write up a lua that "finishes" weekly and monthly jobs instantly.

And if OVK sucks at coding, let them redeem it multiple times at once.

They had Valve come in and help them implement that shit so most of the mechanics and drop rarity are all dictated by Valve.
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>>126271709
Apart from the fact it would lower the prices of the drills too much for them, the devs consider they've done enough for the community by making they droppable and making the stat boosts free for everyone, killing the prices of the stat boost skins until they find a stattrak feature or something to make them feel unique again.
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>>126271709
>drill 0,50€
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>>126270578
>mfw gonna have another year for a crimefest reward that add an infamous filter into the game.
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>>126272176
>implying OVK will ever add the Infamous filter
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So is there anything viable that's actually faster than OVERDRILL and Rats Pro DW in terms of money earned over time?

Assuming a fast and efficient run, OVERDRILL would get ~$50 million in payout for 1 hour of shooting. Rats Pro DW, about $28 mil for 35 minutes of shooting. That'd be an approximate $50 million / hr of heisting pay.

Most of the other loud DWs take like 20-25 minutes for a $15 mil payout which isn't as optimal. Cook Off OVK pays at about $20mil-$30mil / hr, so Cook Off DW is only going to be like 10%-15% better than that, nowhere near the $50mil/hr mark.

I just want to fill up my safehouse vault but if only OVERDRILL and Rats are my only options, that'd translate to 50 *successful* hours of OVERDRILLing or cooking meth which is pretty bad if you ask me. Also it relies on finding that many extra people to do OVERDRILLs with.

The only other option I can think of would be ECM rushing SR DW ($8 mil per 5 minutes, near $100 mil / hr) but nobody does that shit anymore after 2 months of spamming that shit after Infuckupy 2.0 came out in March. Also same problem with OVERDRILL, requires extra people who probably don't want to put up with so many hours of ECM rushing. I know I wouldn't.
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>>126273010
What about mallcrasher with saw is that still a thing?
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>>126273249
It's still a thing yes but it's not the most optimal.

8 ATMs * $300k = $2.4 mil each on DW (+ Jewelry) for 3-5 minutes doesn't match up to $50 mil an hour. If the chopper actually shows up within 3 minutes of starting consistently, sure, but that is not the case.
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>>126273867
I forgot about Dead Pres but it's still not good enough.

8 ATMs * $390k = $3.12 mil on DW + Jewelry per run. You need to average like 17 runs under 4 minutes per run per hour to match it (including finishing and re-buying the contract) but that chopper loves to take its time.
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Payday 2 mod idea:

Pub gets auto-kicked for Joker'ing your hostage(s).
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>>126273010
A friend of mine is bitching about making money to me and I dont quite know what we could do, if he would git gud we might do more RATS.
He is like an addkid who wants it now, and thus some days ago he forced me to stealth bank gold 3 times in a row.
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>>126275226
>Pub gets auto-kicked for Joker'ing your hostage(s).

Found the shitter.
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>>126276090
>Kicking shitters for wasting hostages with Joker is bad
No Anon, you are the shitter.
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>>126275226
>8 ATMs * $390k = $3.12 mil on DW

Wrong, Overkill put a cap of 2,8 millions on the loose money on this job. If you try to take more, it doesn't count.
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>>126276262
Why is there a cap on loose cash? I don't understand. What possible valid reason could there be?
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>>126276343
Maybe it's old protection against hackers spawning money, maybe Overkill doesn't want people to get too much money on a simple four minutes job but that would go in total contradiction with their recent decisions to make mallcrasher a farming money job or maybe they're just clueless about anything in this game.
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>>126273010
Aftershock DW is like 19 millions for 11-13 minutes of gameplay but open-maps are not that popular considering how the cops have almost perfect accuracy.
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there's a mod now to get 6 people in one game. when will the cheating end
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>>126277064
>fun mods,
>cheating,

pick one and only one.
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>>126276982
Ahh right. I got $25 mil from my last successful run on Aftershock DW. That actually sounds better than Overdrilling or Rats.

I guess I'll have to learn to solo carry pubs on that map. My only gripe with that map is that the train cars are the only cover while sawing the trucks open and cops basically just spawn next to them and shoot into the cars. It's annoying.
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>>126276174
>not constantly spamming F all the time

LMAO SHITTER
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>>126279501
>dom more cops
>pubs joker more cops because the previous ones are already dead
>nothing changes
???
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>>126260260
I killed over 1000 cops last night when we did the 100 bags achievement for the reindeer mask.
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Hello heisters!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Keep The Party Going (bring the Nightclub DJ to the escape)
- Speedlock Holmes (tag the right truck and leave in 60 seconds)

One of them is labeled internally as slakt_1 and one of them is slakt_4. Don't know which is which.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>126281360
i think keep the party going is newer than speedlock holmes so slakt 1 might be speedlock
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>>126281360
>caring about side jobs ever,

Shit, this is not like GTA online where people are literally begging for money or xp, here their usefulness is really limited, especially for veteran players who have no point doing them, except maybe farming Led Combo mods for future meta builds.

At least, it ain't a failure like the monthly jobs where people can get their "special rewards" from just playing a normal heist.
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>tfw playing "Three way Deal" on Rats day one,
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>>126282850
>not Home Invasion
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anime skins when ?
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>>126279501
HANDS UP
PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HAND UP
HANDS UP
PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HAND UP
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>he uses the JP36,
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>>126284959
Who?
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OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A PIMPED-OUT GETAWAY
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>>126286785
daily reminder to not act dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCeBoH3zdl4
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>>126284959
Literally no one does that.
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>>126287405
What an EPIC track. Thank you based Reddit.
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>>126282850
>>126282993
>not playing with Home Invasion on day 1 then Three Way Deal on day 2 just to finish with Stone Cold on day 3 with Double Cross on Escapes
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Are we back yet?
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>>126290239
>tfw no heists under the rain like in P:TH

Even the snow effects are almost unnoticeable.
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>>126291452
Nope, ded game, ded hector, ded M308/deagle meta.
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>december 2015,
>still no art of chains answering a pager, talking about big spiders with the giant one of Lab Rat just behind him.

2tricky4me.
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>still no shotgun silencer with 0 concealment loss,
>still no ergo grip for the JP36,
>still no drum mags for Assault Rifles,

Gage Courier mod 02 when ?
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HEY YOU GET ON YOUR FEET
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>>126295795
ON THE GOD DAMN GROUND
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>all those spawns of special units at the beginning of Lab Rats,

Ovk confirmed for being unfun.
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>>126295987
>Blackdozer traveling with a headless dozer.
Shit like that is Cloaker levels of "Fuck you, you lose".
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>>126295987
Lab Rats is a shit heist.
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yeh
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rrerr
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>>126264771
Find a buddy and speedstealth Bomb:Docks/FF norm+pro/Election Day norm+pro
Bomb Docks 8 minutes
FF 8-10 minutes
Election day 4 minutes
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>Have gotten two stat boost mods.
>Game didn't tell me which guns they're for when they dropped.
Well I guess I can find out easily what guns they aren't for.
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>>126298817
GOONMOD
O
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>tfw trying to fix bots teleporting on Birth of Sky

Only the first two bots are teleported, the third bot is left behind on the airplane. It's so fucking baffling. They had to have specifically made it only for two bots, it doesn't make sense.
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>>126302702
They expect someone in the wreckage
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>>126302702
>They had to have specifically made it only for two bots
Master of the obvious.
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One.
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>>126306182
Just one
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Fellow heisters, i'm looking into the whole masterfug shebang, could you fellas sugest me a build?
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>>126307532
Yeah.

Just play Techforcer instead.
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>>126307532
something like this http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mrSoLhIjEGcDa:eIFDa:tda:ghEgCda:froKhiEFGCda:ibcdea::w84-1:s9-3-21:a1 but i would think having a good drill is better than 10 dodge http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mRSoLhIjEGcDa:eIFDa:tJGDa:ghEgCda:fEGCda:ibcdea:::
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>>126306181
But it doesn't make sense. If they set it specifically for two bots, then there must have been a conscious effort to keep people from using three. Otherwise, they would've just set it so all bots present are teleported. Why? Do they think three bots is cheating? BB and other mods that increase the total to three have been around for ages without incident, why start now?
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>>126311672
maybe because in some maps if you are only with bots you have 2 bots instead of 3
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>>126311672
>then there must have been a conscious effort to keep people from using three
Or they never cared enough about other people to support more than 2 bots. Remember, they're shit devs. They probably do "Teleport Bot1, Teleport Bot2" in every instance instead of "for $bot in botlist; do Teleport $bot; done" because they're lazy bums.
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>>126311912
Birth of Sky is the first and only heist I've come across that causes problems for three bots.

>>126312072
I've been looking at the commit documenting the changes from before and after update 90 and I just can't find where the game is specifying two bots and only two bots, that's what is really annoying me. I'll keep working on it because people have been asking for that fix for a while, but the whole thing is a real head scratcher.
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>>126308421
It's my main skill build :^ )
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poorfag here.. i only have enough for one 1.24 dlc

what should i get?
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>>126319625
Which one you don't have
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>>126319625
DLC Unlocker
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Hello heisters, new side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Jesus, the population here's really taken a nosedive since overkill went full retard
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>>126327437
Of course. What did you expect would happen?
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>>126319625
BBQ is the only DLC you need.
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How do I change the language of the game?
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>>126307532
Take anything you need as long as it has inspire aced, Sneaky bastard and low blow.

Also ex-presidents > rogue.
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>>126334621
Steam -> right click Payday 2 -> Properties -> Language
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>>126330778
Why?
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>>126298817
Yeah, when getting a damage, concealment or accuracy boost, a lot of people get confused at first since some are specific to shotguns or bernetti/gruber but all the other apply to all the arsenal of the game so you get used quickly to the system.
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So this can happen...I thought they were omniscient.
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>>126337403
nostalgia?
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>>126336305
Molotovs will save your life on Deathwish.
Dragon's Breath will make Overkill seem like a joke.

Flamethrower for the lulz and critz.
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>>126336305
It's a pretty diverse pack.
All sorts of CC, like the flamethrower, molotovs, hell, they even give you a fucking grenade launcher on top of all that.
And an AA12 with Incendiary Rounds you can put on. Is there more you'll ever need?
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>>126238393
It's pure fucking top dollar!
TOP DOLLAR!
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>>126342252
>Is there more you'll ever need?

Buffing the dragan's breath shells would be a good start, the fact they're lowering your ammo pool, removing the headshot damage is really weak for DW.
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>>126343386
>using shotguns unironically on deathwish...
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>>126343386
>still bitching about lack of headshot damage on a CC ammo type
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/gtag/ here. How's your Christmas gaming going, /pdg/?
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>>126344173
I was doing the monthly and internet went off, I was doing the achievement on framing frames for the safe, mid of third day planting the coke and the PC froze.
No money no friends, life sucks buy me the helium canister asset.
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>>126344173
All this money and nothing to spend it on...
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>>126344173
wish i had your criminal mastermind challenge to have something to be proud about but things are fine. Think our devs secretly want to become the swedish rockstar so the future is not that bright.
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Daily reminder to buy that spotter asset.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvBfLuFdAAo
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How can I solo with cloakers downing me?
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>>126348434
By just keeping the friendly bots. Clockers in this game won't jump on you only if you're the last heister alive, the others in custody.
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>>126348184
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>>126348184
Jesus
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>complextro style,
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>there are people who aren't playing Go Bank, White Xmas and Santa's workshop and listening to Hoxton's christmas album to celebrate christmas,

Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjnJk5V9nSM
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>>126349094
Dont make me feel bad about being italian, anymore than I already do.
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>>126349095
any news on his CSGO kits? Literally the only reason I bought that shitty game.
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>>126350741
>CSGO
>shitty

u wot
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>>126342053
Followed your advice. Fun as shit. Thanks anon
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>doing hoxton breakout solo
>finally get the Dozer without expecting it
>get in as he gets out
>get downed because he hits me through the wall
THANKS OVERKILL

I like how they made it so you cant get bags through walls but they can hit you through walls.
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>>126351386
>not stunning the dozer as soon as you spot him,
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Whats best
>SMG
>Rifle
>Melee
>Pistol
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>>126351704
>SMG,
Depends on your difficulty and dlc you own, the micro-uzi being the best choices for Overkill with its 40 damage while the Jacket's piece (modded for 46 damage) and Krinkov can be really useful for DW.

>Rifles,
For the Battle Rifles, M308 is an excellent choice, outclassing the DMR kits. For the snipers, the R93 is the most balanced.

>Melee,
Katana, pickaxe or buzzer, everything else is shit.

>Pistol,
Baby Deagle or Stryk 18c if you have gunslinger aced.
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>>126351704
>melee
Buzzer has the most utility, especially if you're rolling Dominator. Aside from that I'd go with the shovel or razor bat for knockdown.
>>126352126
Who the fuck aces Gunslinger, we're not all masterfugs here. Just roll with vanilla Deagle, it'll take care of everything with basic GS (leaves some point over for Pistol Jebus).
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Last night I got drunk and made some builds that I saved to my bookmarks with names and short notes. I'm going to share these with you, /pdg/, because they are nothing short of amazing.

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mda:eomhIjEFGbCDa:tJefgcDa:ghIEgCDa:froPMJeGCDa:ibcdea:pI8:::
>m,eeelee build
>bring a tiny gl40 named samson for shields bc iron man is for fags
Why Samson? I have no fucking idea. Apparently I was going to focus on melee entirely except for dealing with shields. Kinda reminds me of how I used to play Left 4 Dead.

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mGDa:eoLIjEFDa:tJeGbDa:ghECDa:fRKhieFGBCDa:ibcdea:pb8i8g8N8:::
>sniper grinder
>matke the nugg small + black, brung a judge dozerfucker"
As far as I can tell, built around the concept of making a Dodge/Grinder build running a Nagant. My favorite part is the perk page, where I was apparently too drunk to click the right perk set. I've tried this one out, and it's not actually that bad - I prefer it over my old techforcer so far.

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mGDa:eqokLHIjeFDa:tJGDa:ghEgCDa:froKheFGbCDa:ibcdea:pb8i8g8N8:::
>FORCE OFNATURE
>mosc small and play like a fucking scout
Because drunk me is an asshole and didn't fill out any weapon information, I can only assume "mosc small" means doing an ultra concealed build for the Mosconi. Which, considering that makes it look like the Force of Nature from TF2, makes the name and "play like a fucking scout" make more sense.
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>>126353757
Drunk builds are gud builds
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>>126350328
I wish I had a team of 4 to do Sewer Rats with since it's a weekly job.
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>>126353170
>vanilla deagle,

Rules changed, it's not meta anymore. Baby deagle is on top now.
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>>126352126
>M308 is an excellent choice, outclassing the DMR kits
Actually the amr16 can get higher damage, more ammo, and a larger mag, with max accuracy with the single fire mod.
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How does a single shot Krinkov like this looks?
>damage 106,6 (thanks to silent killer)
>Accuracy 84
>Stability 72
Otherwise, 86, 80, 80 without the silencer.
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>>126353757
Gave "m,eeelee" and "FORCE OFNATURE" a try.

Melee is what you'd expect from a melee build - short range, easily fucked by Snipers. Surprisingly viable outside of that, though, thanks to the meme machine that is Jiro's Katana and the GL40 being able to obliterate things that the Katana can't handle.

Copyright Infringement, on the other hand, is less impressive. If I was going to do anything to it, I'd swap out the Mosc for something better for general use (like the Raven with Flechettes), but I'm not sure how I'd tank Detection Risk hard enough to get away with that. Oh well, 2/3 isn't bad.
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>>126258084
My nigger. I use Socio LBV on most indoor heists. Going fast, getting nearly the full benefit from the armor regeneration, and looking good as Jacket. I usually pack a sniper rifle and Jacket's Piece, but do most of the killing with the Katana.
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>>126291543
It rains in Meltdown.
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>>126358087
Just post the pd2skills build.

>silent killer
Automatically shit.
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>>126360478
Everytime I see someone using sociopath he's laying on the ground
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>>126358087
>caring about 106 damage,

The next big breakpoint for DW is 121 damage for killing grey units in one headshot, getting less than this is really little to no rewarding on the long run.

Damage are already fine enough like this, just focus on the other stats
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>>126362119
Well they ain't using it right, then or they're using it on something like Forest which is dumb in any case.
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>>126351704

SMG: who cares
Rifle: who cares
Melee: Buzzer
Pistol: BRONCO
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Been trying out an Inspire-less build after being a career inspirefag for the past couple years and it's so fucking frustrating. I can't res pubs from stupid shit anymore, I can't move my bots past the SWAT turrets (because they die), and I just get this really strong, anti-social "Fuck everyone" attitude because the only thing I have to offer to the heist is killing all the cops and risking my neck to res an idiot manually doesn't feel like it's worth it 80% of the time. I'm getting horrible bouts of deja vu of the old days where I'd be the only one left and the host eventually ragequits after 60 seconds instead of waiting for the assault to end so I can hostage him back.

It feels so wrong. Like I've transcended what I thought was the maximum of hating pubs into a whole new tier of hate that I didn't think was possible.

I want to go back to inspiring but I also get the feeling that I've been clinging to Inspire like a crutch that's been keeping me going all these years and that going back to it is an admission that I'm shit. I think I'm in hell.

Also Techforcing doesn't make Ex-Pres tolerable. Going back to Armorer and Muscle.
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>>126365530
I kinda feel similar like that, but is rather how so few seems to inspire.
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>>126365530
If you don't use inspire, you have to be a killing machine and always be the best killer in your crew.
I've been using an inspire-less build for a while now and it doesn't really bother me, I can carry DW with too much problem actually.
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>>126366085
Yeah, I don't mind staying around shooting cops for hours if I actually get shit done (e.g. overdrill, meth cooking) and I'm used to just screaming at pubs non-stop as they trudge through the bullets so that I can get paid and get out, or running all the way across the map just to res the one idiot who decided he wanted to camp in some coverless corner instead of following the group.

Now I just sit on the side and shooting cops and wonder if/when the pubs will actually try to do objectives so we can move assuming that they're still alive. I'm basically alone on the map and so I ask myself what's the point of playing MP when I'm the only one left all the time.
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Anyone wants to join a rats projob overkill? (see group's chat)
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>>126365530
>I just get this really strong, anti-social "Fuck everyone" attitude because the only thing I have to offer to the heist is killing all the cops

That's funny, that's the exact feeling i have when playing with silent killer players. It's just so much of a waste, at least the masterfugs can pretend to be optimal.
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I don't understand silent killer builds.
Do people actually waste 12 points for an extra 30% damage, or am I being meme'd on?
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>>126366784
basic should be enough to let you one-shot tans on DW.
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>>126366784
There's a small but loud faction of players who unironically believe in the "stealth in loud" school of thought where some stealth mechanics still come into play in a loud heist, like aggro'ing cops based on the noise you make from your guns and getting visually detected based on your detection rating. They believe that by avoiding cop attention with suppressors when they shoot cops, they can stay safe in their hole without worry about cops aiming at them while the rest of the team have to play as if they don't have a fourth person.

Having ghostfug "stelf" pubs with silent killer and suppressors in your heist is a genuine handicap.

Also they spend 24 points to ace The Professional too, not just Silent Killer. muh armour penetration because headshotting tans is soooooooooooooooooo hard.
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Mosconi a best.
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>>126369016
It's the best SB/LB primary boomstick although the lack of ammo pool mod like with the joceline make the metafags run for the this one instead.
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>>126369016
>That guy that mods his macaron
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>>126367218
>like aggro'ing cops based on the noise you make from your guns
that's partially true though
see decision to shoot in long guide
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>>126369895
I rarely run out of ammo with it actually.
I usually get ~90% accuracy with it and it's always one shot one kill, so I can still survive even if I'm low on ammo. I can always switch to my HE Judge anyway. I've always been fine as long as at least one person bring ammo bags.
The other option is to use Grinder instead of Rogue and bring ammo bags instead of fak, it works too.

>>126370459
Sorry
It looks so much better without the sawed off barrel mod.
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>>126370459
>he doesn't want to gull gangsta with it,

Daily reminder that chain's canon loadout is the mosconi with the blaster 9mm
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>>126366784
It makes some of the faster-firing bruiser weapons (aka shotguns and sniper rifles) more viable. The Rattlesnake is a good example, as Aced Silent Killer pushes it into 200+, meaning it can bodyshot tans (and therefore make it much easier to get multiple kills from a single bullet). It also makes it easier to kill things in general, as headshots become less important.

Not saying that it's a GOOD idea, mind you - there are always better weapon setups that don't involve burning 12 points and slapping on a suppressor. It just is what it is.
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>>126370459
>2015
>Wanting accuracy on a shotgun.
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>>126366784
actually 24 points on the professional aced if they don't understand how to meta their weapons. They do believe that this skill help to kill ennemies faster even if the last rebalance update made almost every single weapons good.

Think it's safe to say it's a dead skill, just like memezerker aced
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>>126372050

Berzerker is fun
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>>126371960
Accuracy is important if you're using the AP Slug, anon!
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>>126372050
>Not running yakuza deck + acedzerker techforcer
>Not going completely gorillas on specials while embracing the god of dead at x1.95/2.0 boost.
>gitgud
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>>126371960
>>126373189
Having 0 accuracy on a shotgun is as retarded as having 100 accuracy though. Most people still want to hit stuff past ten meters.
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>>126373840
Judge still has perfect center of screen accuracy when scoped.
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What Primary shottie to run in DW?
Havn't done jackshit since crimefest, currently testing Steakout.
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>>126375839
That weapon is shit
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>>126367218
I have a build with it because if Im stealthing and shit goes loud then its just business time. Restarting is for faggots, man-mode through that shit. I wont ever have a build that isnt in some way combat viable.
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>>126375839
Mosco if dodgefag.
Jocelyne for everything else.
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>>126375839
>using a shotgun primary in DW
get out
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>>126376146
Nobody cares what you do on Normal.
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>>126376146
This. >>126376923
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>>126376662
>>126375994
>mfw I'm still using Reinfeld with buckshot
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>>126377421
literally a straight downgrade to loco
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>>126377951
Yeah but the legendary skin is stylish.
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>>126377421
>using Reinfeld
>EVER
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>>126377951
>>126378097
it's better than M1014 after rebalance (haven't compared them after rerebalance though), with underdog can one-shot grays. Plus, I'm running Infiltrator so I can afford not having much in terms of ammo.
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>>126378331
How the fuck do you think of yourself as credit to team?
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>>126378774
I do objectives while they sit on their asses.
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>>126378930
ah... methcook logic.
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>>126371810
>not mosconi mac 10 and lucille
for ultimate gagnster build
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What's the most viable shotgun in DW for armorfags then? (inb4 gitgud embrace deagle culture durr hurr)

Also, prim or second?


tell me f a m, had average/good results with Judge/Jocelyn so far, but idk about the rest.

Running HE whenever possible, also average acc.
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>>126381442
HE Judge to stun dozers/cloakers.

Otherwise use a real gun to do the killing. If you're not going for headshots you shouldn't be playing DW at all.
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>>126381442
Macaroni.
Loco.
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>>126381442
this >>126383907
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When are we supposed to get the next classic map?

Never?
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>>126385723
Whenever they think that we've forgotten about the fact that they originally were going to release FWB and Slaughterhouse as more paid DLC during Crimefest.
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>>126383907
>>126385709
>>126382214
Zenks f am.
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Guys, I want to buy the Sokol DLC just for the Grinder perk deck. Is it worth?
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>>126388025
Yes, grinder is fun.
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>>126388025
Grinder can be fun, but Muscle is still the most OP deck.
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Is explosives build possible in this game?
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>>126389671
For Overkill, sure, just know you'll be raising a few eyebrows.
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>>126388025
>buy
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>>126389671
if you're talking of GL40 builds, yeah, they're insanely great for techforcer or masterfugs.

Piglet a shit
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>>126389630
>muscle is the most OP deck
>he still believes this

all the health in the world isn't gonna save ya from that cloaker kick, anon
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so when you farm jew store do you do it on normal ? also all the perk decks give you the same chance of loot?
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>>126391570
>he gets kicked by the cloakers
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>>126388025
>insane health regen,
>health bonus so you can't get one shot by snipers if you have full health,
>armor penetration bonus because why the fuck not,

yeah, it's really OP at least
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>>126393280
Difficulty does not affect card drop chances or quality.

So yes, normal jew stores.

All perk decks have the same infamous chance modifier when maxed.
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>>126393280
the description of the sociopath perk deck has a different infamous bonus but it's really unclear if it's a good thing or not but other than that, all the other perk decks have the same boost.
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>>126385723
when the sydney character's pack comes out ;) .
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>>126373579
>not using armorer instead of yakuza.

hope the 20% speed bonus was worth it.
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and there I was expecting a slow evening
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>>126398576
>In my opinion Suits are just OP
>OVK focus to mutch on this Players
>I want to give Armor Players a Lobby

I'm a dodgefag and I think this guy's retarded.
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>>126398576
What?
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>>126398576
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ganja
>that profile
jesus christ
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>>126398576
>1 member
As a heavy armor player with more than 500 hours and a public profile I would much rather heist anywhere but that lobby.
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>>126385723
YEAH
>>
Hello, heisters! Hope you are enjoying your Christmas holidays with family and friends who love and cherish you very much!

If not, today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Painting Yourself Into A Corner (pink_panther)
- The First Line (the_first_line)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>126403071
What are you trying accomplish?
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>>126253554
>redeeming themselves
I don't see how.
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GET THE FUCK UP
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>>126408439
Let it die, anon.
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>>126409082
Never.
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1300 hours of Payday 2. First time seeing Almir miss the balloon.

I think he just clipped straight through it instead of actually missing.
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>>126409872
And here he makes it on the second pass.

I should do more GO Banks. And not just because Sewer Rats is the weekly job.
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Heh, I didn't realise that OVK didn't even bother to give Bile and the chopper a shadow.
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Merry Christmas /pdg/!

Don't let the thread die.
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for the gage courier mod do i have to go to the crime.net menu to get the drops or do they get added automatically regardless if I check-in on my progress?

been bugging me for ages
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>>126415571
You get them automatically, but he will tell you which ones you have gotten if you click on the menu.
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>>126415685
thanks and merry Christmas
>>
YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
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>>126409872
>>126410874
>all these webms/videos of the plane snagging the balloon on GO Bank
>not a single one of the plane explosion yet

I'm starting to think people made it up.
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I've been a bad boy this year.
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>>126423045
seen it once, i don't want to see it ever again, this is just frustrating as fuck .
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>>126428091
i'm not gonna get any christmas sales,
Almir's rules are very clear,
i get a battle-worn skin on the 25th
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>>126429007
my steam inventory won't contain no drills or candy canes,
you see a bad goy right here,
Overkill will ban me on this forum here.
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>>126423045
it's real, anon.
Happened to me a looong time ago when I didn't have the saw unlocked and spent an hour lockpicking every deposit box, only to be told we had to take the sewers
and I was doing it solo
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>>126429308
alright, listen out
you'll get no Floyd on crane
if Rogue or Hitman is your main
no tee aitch heists for you
if you left a bad review
>>
hoxton
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>>126423045
that only happens without ace pilot
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>>126429724
Forget about that free christmas safe
If you drew a big dick on your sleeping dev's face

(Ain't that the truth?)

You'll get no bottle of wine
If you use gambler when you play online
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>>126430765
DALLA, ON ME NOW
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>>126399618
>>126398576
Dude doesn't even have fast hands
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>>126433171
>jacket
>ictv
>meme mask
>silent drills aced
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>>126432234
CHEEILD
>>
>making an announcement at 4:20 AM
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>>126433171
>thanatii / Loco

is this 2014 ?
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>>126436616
>beat the fuck out of that brush
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>>126436616
I can trigger my ASMR to this
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>10k for the lastbullet site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFRkO9_hqFw
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>>126438392
But why?
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>>126439097
>Overkill want everyone to forget about the Crimefest day one fiasco and get a new reputation,
>try to please as much the community with the "free content" to the point of giving stat/team boosts for free that ruin the prices of the boosted skins on the market, hurting them on the long-run.
>now it's the time to put the modding community in their pocket and forget about the PD2Stat fiasco,

One can say the devs have been heavily traumatized with the recent months, even if they don't show it.
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>>126433171
>not even XXV-100
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>>126439542
Not sure how a 10k donation entitles the modding community into doing anything, but okay.
>>
Can I grind jew store to get booster drops?
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Can OVK run it back in terms of PR? I just got into this game, I don't want it to die super hard
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>>126440642
yes
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>>126423045
Long Guide says it's a 10% chance only if you don't buy the Ace Pilot and it happens only at the moment it catches the cage so it could miss a few times before getting it.
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whatever happened to that walking dead video game overkill announced

it's been like two years and nothing has ever been mentioned about it
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>>126442695
There were a couple releases about it coming soon in a year or two.

Like their booth at a major con (E3?) was about their TWD game instead of PD2.
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>>126381442
JOCELYNE
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>>126442695
they mentioned a few things and tried to hype people during E3 about their new VR feature but they prefer to not spam too much the payday 2 community about this considering the shitstorm back in summer 2014.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DDsn3BGaqY
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>>126440776
>I just got into this game, I don't want it to die super hard,

The game still has a good year of update and the devs will make sure to keep the players flowing with the sales, promotions and other free weekends so you can have fun with no worries.
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>>126444728
Game is dead.

>>126444558
>but they prefer to not spam too much the payday 2 community about this considering the shitstorm back in summer 2014.
You're misrepresenting the issue.

They got us all hyped really hard back when trust and enthusiasm was at its highest and they bitchslapped us hard in the face.

That is why we call it the Lucille's Disappointment Bat.

Not because they advertised their game, but because they baited us hard. And this soured *ANY* TWD-related announcement/hype/event that OVK could try with the PD2 community permanently. They still test the waters with the occasional announcement but they know they fucked up.

Then John Wick happened. So clearly they knew they fucked up but didn't learn from it.
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>>126444912
>They got us all hyped really hard back when trust and enthusiasm was at its highest and they bitchslapped us hard in the face.
What happened exactly?
That's weird because I started playing early 2014 and I don't remember this.
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If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an asshole
If you think the season is the reason
You're a piece of shit
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a low-life fucking twat
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>>126445013
>What happened exactly?

Overkill released a one month-countdown to the community and many people believed it would be a new payday dlc or something big for the game but it ended up in just an announcement for another game and a new free melee weapon that was quite good for its time.

pic related should explain it better.
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>mfw playing Armed to the teeth for every heists and still not getting tired about it,

What's your favorite heist track /pdg/ ?
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>>126445547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtRbtKI7zbs
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>>126445547
The Gauntlet is one of my favourites.

It's one of those tracks where you can just keep going on and on and on and on forever.

Animated HB Day 1 music video of cops and heisters bobbing their heads to the beat never.
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Thanks for making the game playable again, Noep.
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>tfw unironically enjoy playing as Sokol
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>>126448586
tumblrina pls go
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>>126448713
i dont get it
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>>126449551
Only the fat SJW feminist landwhales from tumblr like that russian fuccboi.
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>>126448586
>tfw unironically shitting on Sokol
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>nobody ever using the grenade launcher
Maybe is just pubs but everytime I have to be the one that deal with Winter with it.
But why I see so few using it?

>does not require any skill
>level 46 requirement
>is dodge viable if you get the upgrades
>the upgrades are only 2 and needed if you want to dodge.
>good explosive range
>great damage
>easy to use
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>>126449768
GL-40 is too good. It's the Cloaker of primaries. You pull the trigger and a little flag comes out saying "I win" then the heist ends.
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>>126449768
maybe I'm just dumb but I can't aim for shit with it.
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>>126449768
it's just pubs, GL40 is seriously a balanced and fun weapon.
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>>126450227
are you seriously implying that pubs would not use it because is unfair?
Fuck me sideways people use the gatling more than the grenade launcher.
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>>126450574
>unfair
Cops aren't people anon. And the pubs don't use it because it's too good. Only brain dead shitters pub so of course they aren't using the best weapon in the game.
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>>126450692
>forcing yourself to use meta guns only instead of just having fun with your favorite boomstick
>even after the rebalance made every gun viable
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Dragan > Dallas > Hoxton > Bonnie > Jiro > Chains > Jacket > Wolf > Clover > Houston > Sokol > John Wick > Bodhi
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>>126451184
>Dragan first
Yeah, i'm of the same opi...
>Wanker man that high
>Wolf that low
Fuck you buddy.
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>>126451184
>hoxton that up
>houston that loud
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>>126451184
>putting Bonnie this high

b8 detected
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>that feel when seeing that quick reload time for the CMP with smg specialist,


i swear the CMP really reached the upper echelons with this rebalance, almost perfect for Overkill if it wasn't for the shit accuracy.
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>>126458492
>almost perfect for Overkill
lmao
Just use a para.
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>>126451184
>Sokol not #1
You fucked up
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>>126449768
You're right, it's a great weapon with high concealment. It's a great primary for dodgefags and masterfugs if they're not running HE Judges or Akimbos.
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>>126460220
i use a plains rider with explosive just cause i dont want to install the unlocker
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>>126460867
shieet wrong post>>126449768
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>>126460867
>using a weapon with ammo pick-up disabled,

hope you have the ammo pool boost and fully loaded basic to compensate for this,
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>>126460867
>install
You download BLT, dump it in your PD2 folder, download the unlocker dump it in your mods folder. There is no "install". You're just too stupid to move files.
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>>126449768
I use Piglet as my primary in my 4 man crew. Wave clear and disruption is always good
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>>126461562
>I use Piglet
Nice scat fetish keep it to yourself.
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>>126460867
Plainsrider is okay imo. Downside is that you have to draw the bow before firing, I prefer the downtime after I shoot.

I don't think the ammo pool is that restrictive, you don't need the explosive quality that much, so you rely on your secondary anyways. Ammo bags exist as well and you don't continually burn ammo like the minigun for example.

I still prefer explosive light crossbow with low blow. But GL40 is better when you aren't putting many points in fugitive
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>>126461562
>want to use the piglet,
>have to deal with the disastrous reload times,

I just can't, this just ruin the mood every single times.
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>>126461516
by install i meant never tried to do it the only mod i used was pp when the shotgun pack got released to try a he raven
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Why would you ust gl40 instead of explosive light crossbow
>inb4 ammo pickup
60 shots is more that enough per heist and if you really need you can always use ammo bag
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i think Sokol is a Good Character
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>>126462354
>60 shots is more that enough per heist
Yeah, if you're not doing an infinite heist. Loser.
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>>126461342
I've never ran out of ammo with the plainsrider

only use it on shields, winters, and dozers
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>>126462389
i think Bonnie is a charismatic character
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>>126462354
lower Rof and tighter spread of the explosion are not great selling points for the light crossbow,

Also, are poisoned arrows worth the use ?
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>hector want to see the thread dying. don't ask, i didn't.
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>mfw can't reach 60fps on the Golden Grin Casino.
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>minding your own business, driving around the docks
>suddenly this asshole T-bones you out of nowhere for no reason
Cops are such jerks.
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>>126470060
>that nerf on the car's health after the crimefest event,

Repairing the longfellow in the middle of two snipers, one swat turret and countless blue units is just not fun on DW.
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>Steam swaps my account details with someone else.
>Check their past purchases.
>They actually paid money for PD2 DLC.
vincent77186 you're a fucking faggot.
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>>126470267
I had to repair it like 4 times during this run.

It wasn't that bad, just time consuming and annoying because it was basically one repair per one way trip.
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>>126470008
I get 60fps most of the time except in the main room where I drop at ~45.
That's the main reason why I never play this heist desu.
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>>126470538
>no technicians skill to repair the car faster,

come on Overkill. We know you secretly want it.
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>>126470378
>tfw the christmas heist really happened,

Thanks valve.
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>steam is finally killed,

Merry christmas everyone
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>>126472512
>Starving, overworked, independent developer.
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>cyber robbery heist,

So undercover 2.0 coming soon ?
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>Doing Framing Frame Pro DW for the side job, might as well finish it out of nostalgia for my stealthfag days
>Ambushed on Day 2 despite finishing Day 1 on stealth
My existience is basically one big shitshow of bad RNG.

1% ambush chance my fucking ass.
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>Host DC after 25 minutes in Overdrill
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>On the first day of christmas, Valve gave to me...
>this broke shit piece of shit steam,
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>>126474196
>Host fuck up the puzzle after the drill part on Overdrill,

And i told him twice to go slow and careful
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Does anybody know the probability of a drill being dropped? Does it have to be OVK/DW?
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>>126476672
Every week you have a 10% chance of getting one drill drop.
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>>126476841
[citation needed]
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>>126376360
Mosconi master race checking in. Moscoji always, joceline never.
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>Decide to play this piece of shit game again
>Kicked 8 times in a row
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If you try to claim a Random Weapon Mod from a side job that has 0 out of 0 possibilities (fairly easy to accomplish if you have the Flamethrower or any of the Crossbow/Longbow weapons), the game crashes.
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>>126477717
host your own game or dont be afk
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Is the size doesn't matter suppressor actually 100% silent?
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>>126479057
yeah if someone heard you might not have hidden blade or shinobi aced
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>>126470008
It really goes to shit when I'm looking through the archives. Luckily it's not a risky bit
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>>126479517
Does the type of suppressor really matter with shin/hb aced? I use the Gruber Kurz with the size doesn't matter suppressor and occasionally the judge with the silent killer and I never had any trouble with guards hearing it
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Hello heisters! Merry Christmas!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- The Butcher Needs You! (butcher_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Merry Christmas, guys.

IR40G-VQLP5-37AF7


;)
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>>126481180
all the supresors work the same but if you kill someone with out shin or hb aced they might shout and alert people in a radius
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>>126348184
I'm almost positive that you're talking about TRIBE, the only good player at this game. If it is then I'll die a happy man
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>>126260260
Shoot all the civs then wait in the vault on a standard bank heist. You'll get a deluge of cops.

Cam room on art gallery is manageable too but you better have stun res.
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>>126476672
Play deathwish all day every day and you will be drowning in drills. Almir will be knocking on your door in order to suck your dick for a drill you will have so many fucking drills!
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>>126348184
Fucking TRIBE. I hope he's hung himself by now or at least he's in police custody for real.
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>>126260260
>>126260820

They Drew First Blood unlocks the instant you hit 220. And yeah, The Diamond is really good for this.
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>>126484486
>Shoot all the civs
This does basically nothing
>>
>FWB ovk pub
>2 of the three players are shooting from the front window of the bank while the drill is working
>tell them not to act dumb
>host insists on staying there and gets predictably downed
>ignore it, I'm watching the maglock computer hack
>both other players suddenly get downed next to the drill
>toss molly onto the floor in front of the window since there's only 8 seconds left, run down the stairs into sea of cops.
>run straight past the host who is the type who bleats 'help' into the chat, like nobody notices a downed player or something
>magdump the saigadozer at the drill
>host is swearing and giving a 5-count if he isn't immediately rescued from the position covered by 2-3 snipers, 1-2 tazers, and a horde of normal cops, I didn't really look on the way past, was too red to see anyway
>carry on picking up third player
>third player is telling me not to pick up the host anyway because he's the biggest of retards
>host kicks fourth player, who is just quietly lying there

This community is just the pits.
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>>126486520
Enlighten me, sensei.
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>>126487381

Killing civilians does not change anything about the cops, except that it makes snipers spawn in jewelry store / Ukrainian Job specifically
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>>126486520
Killing civs like a lot of civs will increase specials by quite a bit. Thats why he suggests killing the civs it just means more cops really.
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>>126487613
>>126487626
It also ratchets the normal cop rate towards the ceiling faster, so you get more normals in wave one and two. It won't make any difference to 3 and beyond, though, that's already capped.
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>want to pick up Sokol dlc
>can't add things to basket out of game
>can add things to basket from inside game, but can't verify login details

Steam as in pile of fresh shit, right?
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>>126488414
>Buying Overshill DLC.
>Acting like you have a right to complain about Steam being busy on Christmas.
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>>126488591
I'll buy it if it is decent dlc with 75% off. And don't act like Steam is just having one off day, it's bad every day of the year.
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>>126474007
On DW its automatically 75%, stealth or not, check the wikia
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>>126490339
Well that's just false, and neither Wikia nor the Long Guide backs you up.
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>>126490645
Its 76, really big actually

>Death Wish changes
>Day 2:

There is now a small chance that the police will ambush you, even if you complete Day 1 without the alarm going off.
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>>126491407
Read it again. If you finish Day 1 in stealth, it's 1%.
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>>126491597
Read again you deepfuck

>EVEN if you complete Day 1 without the alarm going off.
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>>126491736
THEN IT IS 1% WHAT THE HELL
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>>126491923
IS NOT 1%, ITS 76 ON DW
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>>126492084
Where the FUCK are you reading this, because it sure as hell isn't in the Long Guide or Wikia. I'll quote them for you:

Wikia:
> If Day 1 was successfully stealthed [...] there is a 1% chance that the police will ambush the players and attack in force

Long Guide:
> Ambush possible. 1% chance if day 1 was stealthed or the player escaped less than 50 seconds after the alarm, else 76% chance.
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>>126492361
Read the fucking deathwish changes you idiot
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>>126493754
Nowhere does it say 76%. It says "a small chance", which corresponds nicely to the 1% it always was. 76% is not "a small chance". It was written by a moron.

Don't trust Wikia. It's full of crap like this. Trust the long guide, which does not wrongly suggest that any difference between DW and other difficulties exist.
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>>126493754
This argument would be easier if you provided your source of "it's guarantee 76% ambush no matter what".

The changelogs don't say it.
The Wikia doesn't say it.
The Long Guide doesn't say it.
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>>126494295
Pretty sure he's just baiting.

I'm going to do Nostalgia monthly instead of reading silly stuff on /pdg/.
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>>126494554
>>126494295
He's misreading or talking out of his ass. 76% if you finished FF Day 1 after 50 seconds of the alarm tripping, 1% otherwise.

Here are my credentials
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>>126237132
>Don't play for months
>Load the game up out of boredom
>Pd2 has a crate system now

Why God

Every game I play has a crate system now, there's no escape

Also merry Xmas /pdg/
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>>126497870
Fuck off kenny.
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>>126500601
I'm not kenny
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>>126500967
I don't believe you kenny
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>>126501031
Well I'm not

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't hide who he was anyway
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>Pretty good at solo stealth
>Realize I don't have the passing through walls achievement for Shadow Raid
>Go to get it on normal
>Try a lot
>Restart a lot
>For whatever reason just can't

I'm not even getting caught by the cameras, am I just retarded today?
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>>126470267
>repair
what the hell? I've never had to repair it.

>>126470060
I fucking know that feel all too well
>driving
>straight shot to the train
>go right through
>not today bitch
I still got through but it's fucking annoying.
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>>126505178
is not even that hard just get some thermal paste and the loot drop point near the container and you can do it in less than 10 minutes
>>
parched thread no post bumps, fun was just a dot
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>>126508382
and a little bit of exp goes a long way, cause its shit
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>>126508496
four goud heisters were laughing and drilling in the back of a rented van
they couldnt know they werent going far
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>>126505883
I don't wanna spend money on preplanning, I've done shadow raid enough without any it feels silly to do it when trying for an achievement
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then enter trough the roof try to get lucky with a server and coke and then go get some of the containers remember you can still use the sewers without the thermal paste
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>>126509180
good luck hauling those artifacts back to the van.
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>>126494554
I failed.
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>>126509376
>>126509356
I ended up buying the dumpster drop off and getting it done in 12 minutes rather than 30
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>>126505779
>what the hell? I've never had to repair it.

It tends to happen a lot when units focus on your car. Before crimefest, your car had like 60k of health but now, it's ridiculous.
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>>126482256
Go home, Amlir , you've got codes to send to poor australians.
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Thinking about getting payday 2 during steam sale. there still Silent bros here? or is it all Going loud now.

the "Look at my gun cosmetic" fags are still here. how you boys been?
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>>126513776
>there still Silent bros here? or is it all Going loud now.

Loudfag here, it really depends on the mood, it's easier to have fun when playing loud instead of going stealth considering how it slows things down most of the time. Still wouldn't mind stealthing the Golden Grin Casino or Bomb:Dockyard from time to times or even Bank:heist when getting tired.
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>>126486123
>implying he will ever be stopped,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQMV6cbwPhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtnHdjdihq0
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>>126513776
I'm all about doing things as quiet as possible ;)
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I have grown bored of payday 2 again since my friends all have dropped it once they achieved everything new they could and playing with random assclowns is a painful experience 90 percent of the time.
Any of you happy fellows know of any other good heisting games?
Or at the least games where you can steal shit even as a side thing?
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>>126518367
GTA is the only competitor.
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>>126518462
>>126518367
There are also Invisible, Inc and Shadowrun games but they're turn based tactics. First is almost purely stealth, second is almost purely combat.
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>>126518367
i have been playing 'the masterplan'
its alright, its just like payday in the sense that you are doing the same heists over and over to get money which you use to buy weapons and stuff
doesn't have multiplayer though
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>>126486985
>playing on overkill
they were probably <100 anyway
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>>126462010
the perk of the piglet is that you can shoot consecutively, you reload within the dead times that you created by shooting with that and the primary.
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>>126521073
Good luck spreading those 6 shots out through an entire assault wave shitter. Even then the average calm period is still shorter than the reload time for the Shitlet.
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So, i've been tinkering about with dodge and masterfug, what do you lads think?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mrSNLhiJEFGDa:ghEgCa:froKmiJEGCDa:pR8::w3::

Also, what sort of weapons do you lads sugest?
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>>126486985
>like nobody notices a downed player or something
It happens, it still happens.
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Is expresidents good for DW and how does one uses it?
I was doing Birth in the sky with a fresh infamy and it seemed hit and miss, I thought I could dodge while having a better armor than what grinder lets you use.
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Why has http://www.pj64-emu.com been flagged for containing unwanted/undesired software?
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>>126521473
it's not really good but it's very viable. play it like a dodge build but with a bit more downtime since you'll need to break armor to recover health. suit has +10 dodge while armors have at minimum -10 so
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Can someone make me a masterforcer build with pistol messiah and shout w/ saw.
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>>126522880
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mRSoLhIjEFcDa:eropLIEFgDa:tda:ghECa:feCa:ibcdea:pc8M8a8r8h8o8b8i8s8g8n8::w86-3-2:s9-20-3-21:a7
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wew look at what almir said on twitter

__________________________________________________________________YEAH__________________________________________________
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>>126521225
>No Transporter Aced
>Kilmer Aced
>Med Bags *and* FAKs Aced
>Thick Skin Aced for a Suit Rogue build

It is absolute trash.

>>126521473
It's shit.
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What's the point of using AR in 2016?
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>>126524887
not being a metafag.
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>>126524887
Purposefully being a shitter.
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I could have sworn there was a rats day 1 smoke effect removal mod but cant for life find it now, what the flying shit...
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>>126523337
Thank you!
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So one day I decided to give Grinder/Enforcer/Fugitive a try. Now I can't bring myself to use anything else.

Help me. ;-;
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Anyone here who has a mod like MVP installed want to help me get the Sewer Rats achievement? (GO Bank in the sewers on Overkill difficulty)

Wanna get my Weekly Infamous drop but this achievement is like impossible unless you're a god, which I am not.

I got a fuck ton of random steam keys I can give you one


http://steamcommunity.com/id/1daf
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>>126527004
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>>126527004
It's okay, I prefer Bullseye basic with it. Reduce cat burglar to basic and shuffle around early fug skills to get the required points
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>>126531754
Oh and thick skin aced is literally completely useless when wearing the suit.
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>>126531836
Mandatory for crook builds.
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>>126532295
But you can see he uses grinder and suit on his pd2 skills link
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>>126531754
If I shuffle anything it'll be Leadership from Mastermind because stability isn't that big of a deal on a relatively low recoil weapon like the Raven. I know Cat Burglar isn't that useful in the big scheme of things, but it prevents me from dying like a retard if I happen to fall off of a ledge.

>>126531836
Guess I'll ace Daredevil and just deal with feeling dirty about it.
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>>126533831

No it doesn't, lethal falls are lethal regardless, it only reduces the damage from falls that wouldn't have killed you anyways
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>>126524539
>mfw that new game writer will have to deal with that wreck of a payday lore,

I'm waiting for the part when he will explain how hoxton can save his self from the past during his breakout.
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>>126536664
Falling deals a LOT of damage even if the drop isn't fatal. I'd rather not get caught with my pants down, is all - I keep having flashbacks to the bomb forest heist where if I walked too quickly I'd break my ankles on a rock and that fucking sucked.
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is steam dead?
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>>126537914
>ever playing bomb: forest
for what purpose?
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>Host pub with friend while listening to some stream radio
>Pubs enter, an Infamy 4 teaching a literal rookie
>I say "why not?" and teach the rookie about heisting
>HM Day 2
>Doing great so far, rookie listening to our teachings
>Heist ends, we reach the card drop, then the lobby.
>Say good bye to the two and tell them to have fun
>TFW sad music coincidentally plays on the stream radio when I was about to leave

What things had you kind of depressed, /pdg/?
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>>126521225
some thing like this http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSoLmhIjEGcDa:eFDa:ghEgCda:froKlhiEFGCda:pR8::w23-2-1:s9-3-21:a1 maybe plains rider instead
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>>126531082
git gud
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>>126531082
what do you mean by mvp?
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>>126539496
open you game and check the players list and add them if you wanna play again with them you are playing a game not fucking their sisters
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>>126539202
Not him but Forest isn't that bad. Most people's problem is that they have no clue what to do, where things are, and where to take cover.

Sure they think they know after they do the heist a couple times but if it still takes them 12+ minutes to drill all the cages, start the pump/chopper, find the crate of crowbars, and bag all extra loot on the map, there's clearly room for learning.

But fuck Boat Escape. Seriously.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEIK-lJ5Q8
What is "the gratest heist of all"?
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>>126541478
>talking about the webseries ever,

more seriously, most people believed Overkill was talking about "the" secret on payday 2 that would be like kinda the ARG on the P:TH but soon everyone forgot about it.
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>>126541478
Overkill didn't care enough to even call Hectors voice actor back. They had Luis the janitor voice him for the last heist he was in. In fact they haven't really bothered having any of the webseries actors besides Vlad reprise their roles. Vlads probably the cheapest.
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>>126541968
>You think i'm scared of you ? Fuck you, fuck you.

10/10 Hector quotes, Overkill
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Are micro trans still in the game? Is it worth buying now
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>>126543190
Yeah, they're still in the game and here to stay for a long time, still they're irrelevant and the devs made sure you would get their "stat bonuses" for free (you can get them just like any other weapon mods).

would say it's worth it, you can always use the skin unlocker if you really want to try them for free.
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>>126541478
Cringe.
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>>126543531
did that guy get an xbone? was he happy?
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>>126541968
>Overkill didn't care enough to even call Hectors voice actor back. They had Luis the janitor voice him for the last heist he was in.
Oh that's sad to hear.

That would explain why Hector's voice felt off in HoxRev.
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>>126544226
as much as someone who get a well-used common skin out of a safe.
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>>126541968
>tfw no other Elephant jobs ever
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up and at them
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>play the diamond Ovk with pubbies,
>nobody cares about Captain winter buffing all the other units, of course not helping at removing him,
>finish the heist with two peoples in custody,

So that's the power of infamous players.
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>>126552363
Nobody brings explosive weapons except me. That's why they don't bother.
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>>126552889
>mfw throwing my three molotovs at his feet, hoping it would be enough to convince him to run away,

are grenades or javelins more efficients to remove him ?
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>>126552889
No room for HE rounds when you have akimbo deagles and a deagle and playing cards.
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>>126554061
just handicap yourself and bring a piglet
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>>126554061
You have to deal a shitton of damage to him directly (aka. one or two RPGs) or get rid of most of his squad. 3 nades are nowhere near enough.

I think the damage reduction also affects his squaddies so if you wait too long, your nades won't do shit anyway.
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>tfw swan song kicks in, you get tased, kill the taser, and it ignores your down
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Checking achievements, realize i never got the "I'm a Healer-Tank-Damage -Dealer" achv.
>mfw i never went full retard in my 1000 game hours like 90% of the playerbase.
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>>126555174
>mfw i waited 1,3k hours before going for the short fuse cheevos because of the fear of pubbies being incapable of coordinating themselves for this occasion,
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>>126555672
>spending 10 points in each tree is full retard
I know some builds don't need the tech tree but you not getting it accidentally says a lot about you and your playstyle.
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>>126555672
You're fucking retarded actually.
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Is it possible to trick Swan Song with hostage taker aced, getting some health while having the counter and not getting down at the end ?
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What character are you playing as in payday 2?
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>>126557670
It doesn't work like that. No.
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>>126557670
Swan Song triggers after your HP goes away and you're downed. It's like asking if the Muscle deck will res you on a regen tick while you're downed. Answer is no to both.

>>126557841
My list these days is Jiro, Jacket, Dallas, Clover. I like yelling at pubs 24/7.
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>>126557841
Dragan, the boner provoker.
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I dont get it pdg, damage wise I am there in Deathwish, but I get insta killed while the other day I played with a guy on my friend list who could withstand a fuckton of damage.
I try Grinder, I try Muscle, but I cant what I would do on Overkill where I get the time to shoot them down.
Usually my loud build would be
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mQRSOLhijEfBcDa:efDa:tJGDa:ghEfgCda:feGCa:ibcdea:::
But right now as I am levelling up again I am on
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSoLhijEGBDa:eefDa:gMhIjEfgCda:feDa:ibcdea:::
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>>126559023
>Silent Killer aced,

Why ? You already have all the damage you need, just try to get sneaky bastard so you can at least pretend to have a decent defense for DW.
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http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/218620/FLAMETHROWER%20%7C%20Dragon%20Lord%2C%20Lightly-Marked
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>>126559023
Stay behind cover.
Stop running around in the open.
Shoot cops, don't ignore them.
Aim for headshots, not bodyshots.

>Silent Killer Aced
This is how I know you're not going for headshots.

Deathwish isn't just about damage. It's also about not being a useless retard. OVK difficulty means nothing because anybody can make any stupid build/combo/playstyle work on OVK.

Also BVs are never worth it over suit when it comes to dodge or Grinder.
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>>126559023
With your first build, get rid of hostage taker, ace leadership, ace shotgun impact, ace underdog, basic sharpshooter. Carry a deagle/beagle, a joceline with HE, and pick your shots while taking cover. Use grinder with the suit, or use the LBV if you need a little more armor.
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>>126556262
>>126557415
>Not using PD2skills to test builds beforehand.
>Getting mandatory ghost with shit tier 2 drills/c4/rifle skills + shit tier fugi/master/forcer skills and 2 other aborted half assed trees that struggle to reach aced tier 7.

Enjoy your shit tier builds f am.
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>>126560449
Also;
>***tier 6

shitters
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>>126560284
>putting points into tech rifle skills
>acing underdog
>removing hostage taker instead of pistol messiah
>HE rounds on the Joceline
>unironically suggesting LBV with Grinder
Are you baiting or just plain retarded?

>>126560449
If you stayed silent, you could've had the benefit of the doubt. Now there's none left.

1000 hour shitter.
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>>126560449
Techforcer builds easily gets 10 points in every tree especially pre-Fugitive. Try again.
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>>126560029
I always go for headshots.
>>126560669
Is hard to listen to some of your advices, maybe we should all play something in deathwish together and see what works.
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>>126555672
is not even hard specially if you use suit builds http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mjGDa:eIFDa:tJGDa:ghECa:feGCa:ibcdea:::
>>126560880
might be some bait just to get replys for the thread
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>>126560669
>putting points into tech rifle skills
Single shot effects pistols and shotguns
>acing underdog
For damage reduction
>HE rounds on the Joceline
One shotting shields and incapacitating bulldozers
>unironically suggesting LBV with Grinder
Literally no disadvantages, other than a slight speed reduction

It's ok if you don't understand how most of these skills are useful, but you tried. Maybe another 1000 hours might help you?
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>>126238419
Dead game confirmed
E
A
D
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Hello heisters!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Elephant In The Room (elephant_4_jobs)
- Sniperino (any_25_sniper_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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How are the new DLC heists?
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>>126566834
Define "new"
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>>126566834
Beneath the Mountain is a solid loud heist.

Birth of Sky is a stupid open field heist.
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>>126515904
Well those videos were posted in 2014 so I'm still hopeful.
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Fucking Simon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQhfwiDW5sI
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>being XXV-100,
>All that spending cash,
>nothing to spend it on,

End-game content when Overshill ?
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>>126561720
I agree with the others, but 50 armor for 10 dodge is a bad trade.
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>>126573105
The original guy's issue was that he was getting downed too fast. I figured that maybe not getting shot isn't his problem, but lack of damage absorption is.
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>>126573557
50 armor for 10 dodge on a loud DW is a bad tradeoff.
>>
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mhGDa:erkLHIjEFDa:tSnpkHiJEGbcDa:ghEFCa:feDa:ibcdea:pM8::w34-20-7-30-34-33:s49-16-2-7-26:a7

Survival should be easier with this

I put chameleon ace in there because I always wanted to use it myself to sneakily screw teammates.
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>>126568638
New by my standards I guess, I just started playing again after not having played in a few months

>>126569642
Neat, is the pistol that comes with it any good?
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>>126574860
The Beagle is objectively better than the Deagle. OVK isn't even trying to hide that the DLC is basically p2w.

One of the melee weapons, I think the Ice Pick?, is a better katana too.
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>>126575557
>One of the melee weapons, I think the Ice Pick?, is a better katana too
Not it's not.

Last time I check, katana still had the faster swing speed.
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>>126576861
I think ice pick has better concealment but yeah
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>pubbies
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>>126580292
I dare you to show this to /k/
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>>126580292
>>
>killing cops until assault is over before getting team mates out of custody
>on death wish
>as a level 100
>while everyone is in custody
>called a noob
Even better
>alesso heist dw loud
>im hosting
>infamy 2 guy comes in
>"hi are you also from *****"
>"yes hi"
> minutes later he goes down
>you're a noob
Why is this community filled with morons?
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>>126582804
>"hi are you also from *****"
/pdg/?
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>>126583092
wrong thread my friend
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>>126557841
1. Wolf
2. Random
3. Random
4. Random
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>>126580292
>Big Boss Kai
I remember that guy, he's the one who bought my mint stat boosted hohoho for about $3
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>>126557841
Huston
Wolf
Clover
Hoxton
>>
I think I saw this thread on The Walking Dead
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>>126557841
chains
houston
jiro
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Rate my bootleg kamul
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>>126592483
I don't like it.
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Rate my meme.
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>>126593390
it's shit

>no edited taco shirt
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>>126592595
too bad
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Why is the Joceline such a piece of shit?

Macaron > Waifu
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>>126594187
>better ADS
>more ammo
Macaroni is good for stealth and plan B though
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>>126594515
>More ammo
Less ammo, without the mod, 8 more of ammo or less Acc, you pick
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>>126581609
Mfw some random is using a script so he can use a pistol to fire fully auto.

I mean what the fuck is even the point. Just us a damned smg or a fucking AR goddamn it.
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>>126594515
>Better ads
>Giving a fuck about ads
>Ever
>>
Will someone play with me?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/chaos_chaos/
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>>126597667
>HoxHud
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>>126597992
>i hate convenience
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>>126598271
I hate you.
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>>126598378
i love you
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>>126598424
Fine, start sucking and tell me what you need help with
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>>126598516
I don't need help with anything. I just want people that aren't retarded to play with..
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>>126598643
>I just want people that aren't retarded to play with..
Everyone here acts dumb on purpose, expect sode and always loud shit
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Firduois, you are a fucking faggot
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>>126599987
:3c
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>>126598742
what is sode?
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can anyone help me with we do it live?
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>>126603309
>He missed the hype
Explain yourself fuckboi
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>>126603391
pls
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>>126603309
>>126603481
sure, join the group chat an hold on a sec
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How do I learn to carry on Deathwish?
It feels like all my builds are good only for Overkill.
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>>126572038
WHAT DOES IT MEANNNNNNN?
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>>126603696
Inspire
Learn to not get shot
Don't bring ECMs, FAKs or Tripmines/Turrets

GL HF
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>>126572038
>pounce
WE ARE STEALING TIGERS FROM THE JUNGLE
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>>126605034
what a bunch of platitudes even for those that only played overkill loud.
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>>126605194
Overkill is that hard for you?
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>>126605194
You'd be surprised at how many people don't bring a "credit to team" build to deathwish.
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>>126599987
>hating on Firdious,
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>>126605946
>Literally who
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>help host to get berserker bonus with a friendly grenade during stealth so he can saw faster
>kicked

>inb4 hyog
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>>126594187
>Joceline,
>piece of shit,

Pick one and only one.
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>>126607001
Are you sure that he had Berserker?

>>126607034
It's the same!
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>>126607001
did he tell you he had berserker? remember that there are a lot of people that dont know how to use a saw also dont grenade people if they dont ask it you are just asking for trouble
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>>126607318
i looked at his skills
there was berserker and overkill
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ha
hahahahaha
ehahshaahah

AGAHAGHAAGHGAAAGAGAYHAG
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>>126608552
>mfw the golden effets look like someone just shart on the sniper.
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>2015
>not using the goy murder tool
i bet you are goyim as well
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>>126609228
Gecko wooden a qt.
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>>126608552
>tfw getting a battle-worn gruber out of the safe,

JUST
>>
>forklift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_iJ28iXwo0
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>>126610131
Every single fucking time I play meltdown
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>>126608552
I'll give you 0,01€ for it
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Goddamn, my framerate went below 5fps and my card almost exploded when I left that corridor.
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>>126612860
how come you dont trip over those
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soo....
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>>126608552
Did you skip your daily prayer to RNG?
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>>126614564
Fuck you.
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>>126575557
The only thing that the Ice Pick excels at is concealment. In terms of swing speed, the Katana is much faster, and therefore capable of much greater damage output.

I mean, not that it matters in the big scheme of things - it's extremely unlikely you'll be doing more than one attack to finish off a wounded cop or to kill an enemy quietly - but the difference is important to note if you happen to be one of those special people that runs a melee build.
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>>126436616
>Shake the excess off and then beat the FUCK out of that brush!

I'm dead!
>>
The diving knife looks cool as fuck, too bad the concealment is so shit.
>Actually relying on melee weapon
>Not using the ones that look cool
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Sounds like a pretty good deal. How is the baby deagle? Does it reach 180 without memekiller aced?
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>>126616354
Woops.
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>>126616354
DLC unlocker or get out.
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>>126613584
awful/10

Vanilla Richard a best
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>>126616428
>frenchies
>>
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSoLHIjEFgbDa:erOLIEFgDa:tgDa:ghECa:feCa:ibcdea:pM7::w77:s18:a7

Whaddaya think? Tried to do a masterforcer build.
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>>126620680
Boring.
Why acing control freak and spotter instead of dominator leadership?
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>all friends are on vacation
>try to play pubs
>6 out of 6 missions so far failed
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>>126620978
control freak for the inside help, and I guess I could unace spotter
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>>126620680
Hidden blade has no advantages, at least with daredevil you are faster on ladders and with thick skin you have less flinching when you get hit.

Ammo bag and doctor bag aced may be a bit much, but at least you are able to switch when you end up with 3 mastertives

No point in cable guy basic if you can only tie two civvies anyway

I prefer tough guy over pumping iron.

But you have an ictv and inspire, so you are good anyways
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I found out today you can look behind you in the truck on aftershock if you press shift.
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>>126623625
I forgot to mention that I think equilibrium aced is a waste since the deagle fires fast enough already
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>>126623762
I wish OVK did a proper fucking car driving tutorial with Car Shop instead of making it the shitastic tech demo that it is.
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>>126620680

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSoLhijEFGDa:erOLIjEFDa:ghEgCda:feCa:ibcdea:pM7::w77:s18:a7

I like it and I am reworking it now I just have to place 8 points in the right place.
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>>126620680
That's an okay vanilla build. A bit weak although viable for DW but still viable.
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>>126626418
what's a strong DW build then?
>>
HOW TO FIX assault rifles
>Increase the accuracy of every sub80dmg (anything that isn't the m308, amr16, eagle, etc) AR by 10
>Increase the damage of every sub80dmg AR by 5
>AR can now pierce tan armors
>Grenade launcher attachment DLC
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>>126626596
finishing your muscle perk deck would be a decent start, coupling with hostage taker aced would give you a decent health regen that with your ICYV would make you able to handle a lot of pressure.

You would have to remove your points in technician and fugitive though.
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>Hostage taker aced with Muscle
Assuming I trust pubbies not to kill or convert hostages, does it actually work?
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>>126627707
Heavy assault rifles are actually decent, the ones with 150 ammo pool just need to get to 80 accuracy while the 240 ammo pool AR get to 60-70 max.

It's understandable their damage are tied to their ammo pool but shitting on the accuracy just because you have hundred of bullets to spend is just too harsh. Clarion and the commando really deserves an accuracy buff especially since its stats are the same as the JP36 even when modded.
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>>126627707
2nding poop chute as long as it changes based on the grenade you have equipped because i want a fucking harpoon gun
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>>126627797
Not that guy but how about this?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mQSoLhijEFGDa:erOkHIjEFbDa:ghECda:feCa:ibcdea:pM7::w77:s18:a7
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>>126628008
it would force you to move hostages to secure places or keeping an eye on your dominated cops but you would get a 10% health regen on your 400+ health, which would turn it basically into a secondary armor.
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>>126628263
>shotgun skills
>no shotgun primary or secondary
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>>126628263
Solid too, just move your points in painkillers into something else like combat medic considering how inspiring downed players don't benefit this 30% less damage bonus.
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>>126628008
Turns the game into "camp the hostage" but damn, you can't say no to that regen.

Fuck pubs though. Assholes think it's a moral obligation to joker all of your cops as fast as possible. If they get into custody on an easy map, I would convert any hostages into jokers, "accidentally" nade them, and repeat until the wave starts up again while they keep bitching at me to save the hostages.
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>>126629160
>Combat Medic over Painkillers
Please, next thing you know, you're going to say acing Combat Medic is worth it for DWs.
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>>126629320
Basic combat medic is always good.
If you need to spend one point somewhere, always take basic combat medic.
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>>126629320
>you're going to say acing Combat Medic is worth it for DWs.

Yeah, the health bonus is little but it's either this or acing dominator or equilibrium and the two bonuses they offer are kinda meh too.
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>>126628118
>Clarion
What the fuck happened? It was my go-to AR for dodge builds. Now I can't hit shit with it.
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>>126629998
>hostage intimidation aura
>meh
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>>126629160
>inspiring downed players don't benefit this 30% less damage bonus
I keep seeing this but I haven't seen anything in the long guide about it.
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>>126584137

My man
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why is vlad so based
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>>126635434
Why is elephant so based
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>>126630410
Why is Hector so based
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>>126636834
Why is breaking bad man so dead
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>26 detection with flamethrower
>23 with minigun without ammo reduction
>20 with m308
>9 with leben
>12 with piglet
>22 with rpk
>32 with thana
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Why is Butcher so sexy
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>>126638228
>12 with piglet
with bronco secondary right?
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>>126638393
bernetti, gruber or bronco with +3 conc boost and piglet with +1 conc boost
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I haven't played for months. I don't care about any of this safe BS or what have you.

What I want to know is: are my old Meta-4 builds still valid? Have the damage breakpoints/18 accuracy weapons shifted any?

If so, what's the new "I want my bullets to land exactly where I aim and kill cops with a minimum of fuss" level? I can't stand weapons that feel like rolling dice whenever I shoot them.
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>>126638268
because rousseau is my waifu
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>>126638876
Damage breakpoints are the same, accuracy is now out of 100. You probably want around 80-90 accuracy on an AR.
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does the armored escape for watchdogs change anything
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>>126639126
Does it change anything? Yes.
Will it save you from pubs? No.
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>>126639032
>80-90 accuracy on an AR.
nigga...
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>>126638268
I'd pound her meat if you know what I am saying
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>>126639126

On lower difficulties (>implying anything lower than OVK) it makes the escape last much longer than normal, simply because cops on sub-OVK difficulty don't do all that much damage period.

On OVK it won't make much of a difference in the middle of an assault, but if the driver slides in in a perfect lull between waves and slides into a mostly clear street, it means he doesn't get randomly shot to death by a cop halfway across the map.

On DW, it makes pretty much no difference at all.
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>>126639410

Uh, so how much accuracy do I want then?

Or if I want to always hit, should I go pull out a sniper rifle or something?
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>>126640503
I think he doesn't believe me or something. I'd get a screenshot of my CAR-4 and golden AK but it's going to be a few hours before I can get one.

80 minimum accuracy is a good ballpark for ARs.

Sniper rifles also no longer have perfect center of screen accuracy when scoped, a lot of them have pretty shit spreads. Check the Long Guide for how the spread multipliers work.
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>do We Do It Live
>5 fucking retries
>got it after a tedious half hour of restarting power boxes
>open safe
>get a lightly marked blue skin for a gun I can't even use

reee
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>>126638876
AR a shit now
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>>126642397
hey man, my PC crashed and I lost internet in the mid of day 3.
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>Me and friend finish 100 box achievement
>Open it up to pubs as the escape comes in
>Free achievement for them
What have you done for christmas /pdg?
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>>126638268
>>126639427
theres a bunch of nude scenes of her
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>>126638228
>he takes LMG crits builds seriously,

Do you realize that apart from using the bipods, the RPK is really awful to use ?
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Hey Heisters, I hope you all have seen Point Break in movie theaters near you by now.
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>>126653301
Are the references in the heist from the old movie or the new one? I haven't seen either.
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>>126644752
My friend and I boosted a lvl 27 to his first infamy. Little fella didn't even realize how lucky he was
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>>126653617
New movie.

Old movie only had surfing, bank robbing (gang called Ex-Presidents), and skydiving.

All that bullshit about raining diamonds and blowing up a mountain for a GenSec Transport job is purely new movie.
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>>126653941
Oh and cash raining down from the sky after dumping it out of a transport plane is new movie too.
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>>126474717
>tfw i did this
i tried to explain im almost blind but no one else wanted to do it
so they had to sit through that shit again
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Sokol is cute!
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>>126654293
Yeah I fucked it up first time too.

No-one wanted to be the guy who messed it up and I was the guy who knew where everyone was supposed to stand in the elevator room so I took initiative. Alt tabbed, memorized the simple pattern. I still feel I did it perfect, but I must have accidentally targeted a tile next to the one I meant to target. Second time through someone else did it right. It wasnt too bad, somehow everyone was expecting the first time to go wrong anyway.
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>>126654293
>almost blind

I'm pretty sure you've been in most of my pubs
>>
Payday needs to die now.
>>
>>126662390
What are we going to get this new year?
>>
>>126662508
Two Hype Trains, 20 crate sets, and 18 pieces of DLC.
>>
>Doing Hoxout Proverkill
>Host is putting hostages into a corner
>I grenade the hostages
>I get kicked
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>>126664898
people still take hostages?

WHY?
>>
>>126669541

Herding hostages lets players feel like they're accomplishing something objective-related when all objectives are already handled, either by experienced players knowing where shit is already or when stuff is just on timers. Call it part of the heisting experience: they want to believe the most important part of a heist isn't just mowing down cops so that they don't die.

That the hostages tend to die to a grenade explosion through a wall or floor or ceiling is just kind of a sad truth. Remember to always take dominate in your builds to let your buddies out of custody.
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>>126669541
What's wrong with taking hostages?
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>>126669541
not everybody knows that having more than one hostage doesnt change the time between assaults
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when are we going to get our max headroom mask
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Oh god what have I done
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>>126672786
What the FUCK dude
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>>126672786
We Borderlands now.
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>>126673102
>>126673247
I call it "The Boom-stick"
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>>126672786
>>126673542
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>>126673901
Back in my day, guns were simpler.
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Guys, the Spas is the new meta, right?
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Ded thread
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>>126676117
>Implying that you can use the weapons
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>>126676502
>implying I can't
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>>126637660
what? how? why?
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My personal favorite
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>>126674068
we ALIENS flamenwerfer now!
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>>126678295
Those actually look really fucking cool. I want those as real guns.
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>>126678295
We WARHAMMER now.
how do they look with chainsaw body?
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>>126678832
Everything looks awful with the saw.
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>>126679039
What about stuff on the saw
>>
>>126679039
Is this the halo rocket launcher?
how does this work?
>>
>>126679039
If you threw out the shit sticking out of the butt and handle it'd look like a chainsaw.
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>>126679106
>ammo upgrades from all guns to the chainsaw
>one tap boxes while almost never running out of ammo
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>>126679110
Very poorly.
It's actually a pistol, believe it or not.
When you use the scope, all you see is the sticker on the saw.

>>126678732
Yeah, they're pretty neat.
They also use explosive shells.
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>>126680042
Are you a funsmith? are you still making wacky weapons? cmon keep doing some.
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>>126678295
They look like joysticks for one of those arcade shooters
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>>126677365
>>126680042
>Not Online
Go ahead fgt
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>>126680171
I've made a bunch. Was considering making a video of them in action at some point.
Wish the mod was a bit more fleshed out though. There are a bunch of parts missing I'd love to use, and some weapons can't be modified with crazy shit (mostly special ones).

You guys can get it here if you want to check it out for yourself
http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14720
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>>126680423
This.
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>>126680423
I could, but I'm obviously not going to unless its with friends.
Still can play online with my normal guns though.

Besides, they get too OP. I can solo easily with them.
>>
>>126680273
>They look like joysticks
Do you even know what a joystick is.
>>
>>126680793
Joceline or Mosconi when
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>>126681125
see
>>126673542
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>>126681242
I think we've found a melee weapon worth using
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>>126680545
can you play online with this?
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>>126681242
>>126681373
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>>126681125
Eh, it kinda works
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>>126681780
>Tediore stocks
pls
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>>126681780
can you add a funnel of fun?
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>>126682618
Yes and no
Stats apply, but it doesn't appear on the gun
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>>126682758
man i wish Overshill added drum barrel mags, so you could make an LMG pistol.
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>>126682849
When the fuck are they going to let us CHOOSE the DLC that we want?
>>
>>126683373
when the fuck are they going to add bayonets or grenade launchers or grips on the fucking rifles?
>>
>>126681109
Yeah Im retarded

The grip looked like one though
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>>126683571
The nagant has a boyonet that you can use to stab with.
>>
>>126684061
>when are they going to add bayonets to fucking rifles?
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>>126684307
>Sniper rifle
You meant all rifles in general. My bad.
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>>126684476
IS OK.
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i think i fucked up the instalation
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>>126686485
i fixed i didnt realize the mod override folder needed to be inside assets
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>>126686485
What mod?
>>
>>126688334
check the thread not even 50 posts up
>>
Hello heisters!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Will Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)
- Target Practice: Pistol (pistol_100_kills)

This week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Tabula Rasa (frog_1)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
>>126689715
No need to post this, no one ever does this shit, Month jobs are the only interesting ones but they suck too
>>
>>126689715
you forgot the side jobs bot name
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Daily reminder to praise our lord simon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gTXo7yG5v8
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>>126691158
Man, Simon sounds like Kermit the frog.
>>
>>126692564
isnt that a vast majority of sweeden and other non english/spanish speaking europeans because they learn how to speak it thanks to movies
>>
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>>126691158
holy shit he finished all those tracks
based Simon
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719th for incoming disappointment
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>>126698280
and 720th for Almir deserving to get deep-throated.
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>>126699013
sell for emone
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>>126699013
why the fuck do skin conditions exist

like seriously, their only purpose is to shit on skin designs

who the fuck thought this through
>>
>>126691158
>classic Diamond Heist DJ music

muh dick
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>>126701534
it multiplies the products and make more money on the long term.
>>
new thread when
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>>126705107
when the thread starts autosage
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>host bring a flamethrower on Bank Heist DW stealth, claiming it's just for fun,
>he still use it by accident and alert the whole.
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>>126708437
>Not delaying cops with bullets
Are you a casual?
>>
It's really sad that almost every user of NGBTO I see is hosting an overkill lobby and they turn out to suck at the game every time I play with them.
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>>126360848
yeah and i cum diamonds
>>
>>126360848
That's not rain, it's me crying every time someone takes the longfellow by himself and fucks up
>>
>tfw carrying 2 non infamy through Hoxout DW
>tfw you're the last one alive, you get downed and nine lives kicks in
Shit, that was intense.
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Never again.
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>>126711902
Never post that again.
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>>126711902
>being this much tricky,
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>>126711902
What heist is that?
>>
>>126712059
What meme is that?
>>
>>126713105
>>126713105
NEW THREAD
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>>126713117
>11 posts early
Thread posts: 740
Thread images: 175


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