Not friday edition
FESTIVISERS ARE HERE
STOCK FESTIVES BTFO
Tough Break update is LIVE! http://www.teamfortress.com/toughbreak/
Don't buy a contract pass if you're expecting profit out of it.
If you can't see your contracts or if your scoreboard is messing up, uninstall your HUD until it gets updated
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>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
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Wiki: wiki.tf
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BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
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:t
It's tuesday you bitch
Stock strangifier when?
post your cutest anime pics
thanks
hmmm
reposting for new thread
what should my third cosmetic be?
Are sellings hats for money still a thing? Or should I be trying to get keys.
P.s. How much do keys paypal for now?
Damn, I was just making one. You should probably include the IRC link next time.
Posting cutest mercenary.
>>126235092
ew why did you save this
>>126235146
>tfw made a thread before this one but didn't link it in the last one fast enough
>>126235215
tf2g belongs to anime
Do festivizers work with pistols
>>126235215
Gravel pit is my favorite map
Scout is my favorite class
Demo jump maps are dumb
>>126235297
>You should probably include the IRC link next time.
nah not supporting the cancer that fags up the threads go make your own tf2g on tumblr or some shit for irc
>>126235215
>>126235297
fuck off shuckle theres a reason we dont include the irc link its so shitters like you dont join it
>>126235384
Yes.
post strongmen
>drought will never play med for my team
>>126235215
>>126235427
How does it look
>>126235431
Those eyebrows are what make her so cute.
>>126235402
the irc is more on topic than this dead general lmafo
>>126235431
What's this obsession with Mugi when Ritsu is easily the best girl?
>>126235554
me as nagisa
>>126235402
>>126235408
I don't even go to the IRC unless it's to look for someone. From what I've seen it looks like a good time and it's usually on-topic.
>>126235575
>dead general
why doesn't the irc revive this general
>>126235537
really good desu
>>126235384
Yes.
>>126235589
Shit taste, I suppose.
>>126235605
shut the fuck up shuckle jesus christ this is a Non-mental degenerate thread only
>>126235215
>>126235589
ritz is like, second best.
>>126235621
instant messaging is more comfortable than having to wait 90 seconds between posts
>>126235537
Right here buddy; >>126229602
>>126235659
Don't be rude Anonymous
>He sold his pyrocase for pennies
>>126235626
now show us with a computer built in the last decade please
>>126235650
thanks
>>126235431
Who is this shithead so I can bully them if I ever find them in a server
Why are all the skins boring stock weapons?
>>126235663
>second
Uhhhh
>>126235874
Because fuck you, that's why.
>>126235784
i built my computer this year ):
>>126235874
>boring stock weapons?
as in they look boring or their mechanics are boring?
>>126235917
With eyebrow like that, I have to agree with him.
>>126235215
>there will never be fists skins
>>126235215
Mai waifu.
cp_dustbowlis my favorite map.Fuck you, Reag. She's mine.
>>126235431
>>126236027
>i built my computer this year ):
dang, I'm sorry to hear that
>>126235589
>>126235663
You guys are silly. Everyone knows Yui is best girl.
>>126235215
>>126236203
>Spellbook
>No canteen
>No family business
>No warrior's spirit or
Do you even survival man?
>>126236254
>epic big chief
>epic
>>>/reddit/
>>126236191
>fist skins
they're called gloves you fucking idiot
>>126236254
Epic
>>126235917
just look at the statistics. mugi is pretty, smart, fluffy, rich, strong, white, and pretty much the best.
ritsu is only like 2 of those things. maybe.
>>126236027
A bit of both. There are some stocks I like, but I wanna slap Christmas lights on a kunai already.
>Gay anime gets deleted while everything else stays
Mods confirmed for fags.
>>126236191
Give it time. We thought there'd be no wrench/knife skins either, didn't we? Though if there's no australium variant I dunno if Valve will bother with skinning it.
>>126236327
chocolate is the key to survival, anon
>>126236161
i want to take your pants off
>>126236380
>>>/msg/
>>126236191
Apoco-fists, nigga.
>>126236354
what do you mean
>>126235431
>>126236470
No thanks, that place is a worse cesspit than this shithole.
>>126235431
I don't play this class
pony up, girls
>>126236501
it's on the most recent patch note
>>126235431
*ponies up*
>>126236669
how is it a nice meme though
:?
>>126236750
He's probably referring to Valve's incompetence, how the invulnerability shouldn't have lasted that long to begin with but Valve doesn't actually play their game.
>>126236557
nice maymay loadout :^0
go back to reddit
again
Wait what? No new festives this year? Just the option to add lights to shitty skins? This has been a terrible year for tf2.
i will not send you dick pics
>>126236750
I'm a bit surprised they're actually leaving the phlog after there have been so many complaints, but not much else. And yeah what >>126236837
said.
I use soldier to beat phlogs anyways so whatever.
>>126236909
maybe youll want to later
>>126236858
shut the FUCK
>The pyro invul was intentional
>>126236858
Yep. Merry Christmas.
>Having problems with phlog pyros
Nigga just fucking walk away. Just fucking put stickies around them. Just fucking shoot them from a distance nigga
>>126237092
>nigga
i am white
>>126236838
How is my Heavy a leddit
It's almost like having a Golden Wrench of my own
If you squint it just looks kinda rusted
Or dirty, since that's chemically impossible
>>126237148
cracker then
>>126235431
>>126237092
What if you're in a tighter area where retreat means you don't have a clear view of the pyro?
http://strawpoll.me/6343274
>>126237134
>evading the link filter
get banned nerd
>>126237267
I don't even know why that was put in first place.
>>126237214
>read the file name as "imbued with an autism power"
I almost feel like giving steam my phone number.
Having to wait three days is fucking retarded.
>>126237396
>not "imbued with autumn power"
>>126237092
How much do you reduce market price to get normie money price?
GABEN CAN WE HAVE NEW WEAPONS PLS. pls.
>>126237092
I mean he is not that hard to deal with, though it's not a good idea to not punish pyro for activating the mmph anywhere he wants without punishment.
If anyone actually needs tips.
>Medic runs faster than pyro as long as he's not backpedaling
>scout outruns him anytime
>soldier can juggle pyro
>demo can charge away, spam pipes or put stickies around him as he mmphs, though you'll get 2 there at most, enough to make him go flying, though.
>Other pyro with airblast can just push him away
>Spy has dead ringer and spycicle which are more necesary than ever before
Heavy is pretty much the only one who has to straight up fight him and while the pyro deals a steam of 20 hp per particle, heavy deals like 30 per bullet at the range pyro has to be and has more health pool, so it's a 50/50, depending more on the tracking abilities of the heavy.
>>126237670
hello reddit
TF2 does NOT need more weapons, you cunt. Maybe more maps, but more weapons definitely not. Hell, there's a fuckton that are never used because they simply aren't viable. Fix the weapons we have now, improve the mediocre maps, maybe add some new better maps, but adding more new weapons isn't the answer.
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)
>>126237871
only /v/tards and redditors want more weapons
>>126237670
yes
>>126237871
The only character who I want new weapons for is heavy. For his primary slot. Give him something even a little different.
>>126237776
>encouraging use of the dead ringer and spycicle
You gotta take the training wheels off at some point. Don't encourage people to use crutches.
>>126238104
here's an idear
it's a riot gear for heavy, replaces primary
gives damage resistance & knockback resistance & extra secondary ammo & immunity to one (1) headshot per life, like the old danger shield
train me
>>126237463
why so opposed to it?
>>126237776
>Not pulling GRU and btfo
festivizers are great
>>126238368
Valve's Shitty Smissmas Gift
>>126238335
Fuck Valve, I wanna put lights on my gold botkiller minigun.
>>126238368
anime
>>126238368
It's called Anime, Dad
>>126238368
I wanna put a grenade up my ass.
>>126238368
kid fuckr 420 :^)
>>126237776
These are all things that only work in ideal situations. You're never going to be 1v1ing the Phlog Pyro.
He taunts on the point? You're unable to get anywhere near it for a good ten seconds. He taunts around a corner? You have no way of preparing for it.
i wish the family business was a primary so i can have the sandvich as secondary
>>126238467
Nice
>>126238535
This exactly. Every time someone describes a counter to the Phlog, it's in a fantasy scenario where its just you and the pyro in an open field.
>>126238467
>Beefy Heavy and Sniper models have finally been finished
>>126238142
there are gonna be more pyros for the time being.
Having one of these is gonna be useful. I recommend getting good with the amby to compensate the temporal lack of knife.
>>126238246
Pyro can still get you, but will probably not deal as much damage at first. Not that he will be dealing more damage to you as minicrits are ignored.
and, of course, I don't recommend pulling the eviction notice out as you're gonna receive even more damage because of the damage vulnerability.
>>126238535
Well most maps are open, but in an enclosed map you can't juggle a pyro nor airblast him away that well, so it's true.
Your best bet is having a good sniper that will take 150 hp for you to take pyro out or kill pyro himself.
>>126238693
BAKA DESUUU~~~~ SENPAI!
>>126238693
my favorite is bleach, which I drink
>>126238697
Huh?
>>126238730
Or you can just not get caught like a good spy would, so you don't need TWO get out of jail free cards. And you should always be using the Ambassador anyways.
>>126238693
sucks
>>126238693
This fight reminds me of my dad! ALCOHOLISM DESTROYS FAMILIES!
>>126238693
I browse e621.net everyday
>>126238693
uguu~
>>126238693
NEW MISSION! I want you to blow up... THE OCEAN!
>>126238693
Is for pedophiles.
>>126237134
>deleted
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mY4FHyT80
>>126238880
pyros are a bit spastic. Some will be spraying and doing 360 turns.
But if you don't want to deal with the pyro you can avoid him entirely of course. It's best to take him out as soon as possible however, he might take out someone important like a medic.
>>126239062
heh
>>126239034
Whatever janitor we get around here really hates TF2 apparently. He must to not understand posting trades in a game where half the gameplay is trading.
>>126239152
>half the gameplay is trading
um
>>126239034
epic post my /v/ friend :)
>>126239152
>evades the link filter
>gets banned
>cries about the janitor not doing his job
lmaoooooooooo
>>126239210
It is for some people.
>>126239230
Backpack.tf isn't even link filtered.
>>126237214
What if it came in unusual (it doesn't) and the unusual effect was that people killed by it burst into leaves?
>>126239034
>>126239230
Every update we get these annoying /v/ children
>>126239230
lol at this cocksucker
>>126239152
>Janitor hates jewish antics
Pretty based desu senpai.
http://tf2r.com/k26z23n.html
>>126239062
Good work everyone
>>126239352
That would be a 10/10 unusual effect, desu. Almost worth putting up with the fact that the autumn skins are really ugly.
>>126239092
>better equipped teammates letting a pyro get close to a medic
>A medic not running away from danger
Spies are simply not meant to deal with pyros, because pyros are made as a hard counter. Even the spycicle, which is meant to help spies deal with pyros is just to give them an out for when they fuck up.
>>126239230
>deleting tf2 posts on tf2g
lmaoooooooooo
>>126239676
>intentionally and knowingly bypassing a link filter
>crying when you get banned
lmao
>>126239564
Scouts are the real hard counter to pyros.
A good spy will just shoot a pyro.
is junk really a spic
>>126239737
>>crying when you get banned
whos crying /v/ :?
>>126239802
you are
>>126239779
Meant to say scouts are the real hard counter to spies, fuck.
*cres*
What could go well with the hot heels?
>>126239894
i dunno i already sold two things so :D
>>126239937
hatless and skateboard
>tfw slowly becoming a Pyro main now that all the furries left
help
>>126239779
wait what?
>>126240018
backburner owns
>>126240081
wowowow man you cant post tf2 things on tf2 general man....... report u :)
>>126239779
>Scouts are the real hard counter to pyros.
as a scout main i disagree
yes pyros are easy to avoid but if you get caught you are fucking dead if the other pyro is good
you can't meatshot him twice before he combos u to death
>>126240018
You are a fucking furry
>>126240018
>being a closet furry
Just reveal yourself already, brony
>>126239323
>>126240081
haha
>getting so buttflustered you post your trade link again
>>126240280
it isnt even the same link my /v/ friend
>>126236429
excuse me
>>126240280
>/v/lebbitor doesn't even read the links
you aren't even trying anymore, son
>offtopic animeposting is still up
>tf2 trades get deleted
Janitors everybody.
>>126240018
Ayy, thanks valve. I have the strange festive shotgun I've always wanted now.
>>126240319
>>126240397
i assumed that guy would have saw the guy get banned for it and not do the same thing lmao
>>126240518
>damage control
ur dumb
>>126240446
tf2g belongs to anime
>>126240518
>>126240518
Why are newbies so fucking stupid
>>126235554
why was my cute anime pic deleted out of every other one?
>>126240462
videogames and i*
>>126240745
Not cute enough I guess.
>>126240782
you are not me
>>126238832
>>126235215
where aida pics
>>126240816
you are not i*
>>126240831
>hair
this is why i hate everyone
>>126240913
shut up
rate me
>>126240960
winglet/10
>>126240935
>expecting adult men not to have body hair
um?
>>126240935
People with testosterone have body hair.
>>126240960
lol racist XD/10
>>126241063
>expecting adult women to not have body hair
your logic is fucking flawless, hair is disgusting
>>126240831
Heavy's shoulders look like shit, otherwise pretty okay.
>>126240935
klinefelter's please leave
>>126241128
We're not all sunlight deprived trannies like you anon.
>>126241114
its not racist if its true
>>126241128
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone
>In men, testosterone plays a key role in the development of male reproductive tissues such as the testis and prostate as well as promoting secondary sexual characteristics such as increased muscle, bone mass, and the growth of body hair.
>and the growth of body hair.
>>126240935
Low test detected
Go back to /soc/ for your trap threads
>>126240935
bet you love shotas too you faggot
>>126241114
i'm sorry if you're black
>>126241128
Trimmed hair is nice on men and women.
>>126240946
shut ip*
do you guys think the cute tf2gs hates muslims
tfw my tf2gfu likes traps more than me
>>126235254
>>126235254
>>126235254
>>126235254
please respond
>>126241546
tfw ur tf2gfu traps better than u
>>126235254
discard flip flops
acquire tentacle feet
congratulations you have the perfect scout
i mean "more than he likes me"
MW and FT black dahlias look the fucking same.
auto-balance?
more like
auto-disconnect
>>126241629
thats similar to your loadout i dont wanna steal it
also that would only work on halloween mode
>>126240935
Female body hair is a lot finer than male body hair, it generally isn't going to be prominent.
Men have testosterone, especially beefy old dudes like the mercenaries, they're naturally going to have coarse and defined body hair. And that's a good thing.
>>126241128
Whats wrong with some body hair on women? You're not a fag who wants a barbie doll, right?
>Strange Killer Bee Scattergun (Factory New)
>$400
u g h
>>126241840
baseball benis is the only good scout hat
for 90% of the year you have the perfect minimalist loadout
for the other 10% you have fluorescent squid feet making distracting squishy noises and psyching your opponents out
its a winning strategy
>>126241546
tfw my tf2gfu is a trap
>>126242017
<sjiscat> why isn't half in the irc.........
i feed on your (You)s
not this time
>>126242138
>>126242087
too busy being a busy man to sit around on irc and steam all day
>>126242087
does the irc hate muslims
>>126242228
bonk
>your favorite skin will never be strange
>>126242017
I guess I picked a good time to pick up this smg smg.
>>126242017
>Some of the best cosmetics are Halloween only
I wanna be the HHH all year round.
the only good scout skin is expensive as fuck
>>126242714
what skin is that anon?
>skins
How do you not play in dx8? This game runs like utter fucking shit. Honestly surprised how anyone can play sub 100 fps desu
>>126242789
killer bee
doubt it'll ever go below $50
>>126242594
delete this
>>126242829
i played in dx8 but it didnt help my frames any
>>126242829
when matchmaking comes out valve will remove dx8 compatibility
>>126242829
>This game runs like utter fucking shit
it doesnt for me
>>126242939
im gonna be mad if they dont give you an option to disable all the useless bloat theyve added over the years
We finally have the strange festives we always wanted. Thanks Valve.
>>126243002
you can make the game run fine without dx8
>>126243250
i like skins over unusual particles
ESSENTIAL NON-STOCK WEAPONS
>mad milk
>winger
>atomizer
>basher
>gunboats
>disc. action
>escape plan
>backburner
>detonator
>backscratcher
>Jag
>gunslinger
>Crossbow
>kritz
>ubersaw
>amputator
>bazaar bargain
did I cover everything?
do you like me
>>126243250
what's your secret
you deleted me
>>126243334
let me fix it
ESSENTIAL NON-STOCK WEAPONS
>gunboats
>escape plan
>winger
>kritzkreig
>ubersaw
there
>>126243346
if i tell you it won't be a secret any more
hey half you play any tf2 lately
>>126243334
Is this essential because they're more fun/serve a unique purpose, or just what you consider objectively better than stock?
>>126243339
i do
Definition of meme map
Maps where are almost 1 dimensional and anyone can get a kill with no skill
Goldrush, Dustbowl, 2Fort, Harvest,Hightower
Thought /tf2g/?
>>126243436
please tell me
>>126243501
why
im boring
>>126243436
i was including 'pub fun' weapons but this list is much more concise
>>126243498
it's "weapons that are worth using"
>>126243585
add Goldrush and Junction
>>126243585
remove harvest from this list
>>126243592
no i mustn't
>>126243585
I guess every map is a meme map because anyone can get a kill on any map "no skill"
>Sniper contract
>>126243585
>using the meme meme unironically
>implying layouts can net you free kills
I think this is dumb.
>>126243695
i will give you a hat, provided i get that much fps
>>126243617
sometimes you aren't
just do that more
>>126243585
Hightower is more of a TF2 playground than an actual map
>>126243703
>getting a 10 kills in less than 2 secs in the narrow streets of Dustbowl is as easy as getting a kill in Snakewater
Retard spotted
and butthurt pubbaby
>>126243695
why, you can reach to the other spawn in a matter of seconds
upward is a meme map
>>126243741
>>>/v/
>>126243663
Okay cool. There are some personal choices I consider worth using, like the Degreaser or the Southern Hospitality, but this is good.
>>126243856
yeah you can get free kills on snake hiding in saw, sitting on the shed shooting at people because high ground lol
shut the fuck up bitch
>>126243741
>>126243857
dont tell me to go to /v/ again
>>126242829
honestly I just don't care
I run the game at max settings and it's smooth enough for me to do what I do, I've never even bothered to check what fps I get because it doesn't even matter to me
>>126243940
but there is a bunch of tunnels and other flanks and shit.
those meme maps have like literally only one flank and one choke.
>>126244057
go back to /v/ you dumb frogposter
what does meme map mean
>>126242598
>no cape
for every frog that gets posted in this general i wanna take a dump frogposter out in the parking lot and shoot him in the motherfucking face
take me out in the parking lot and shoot me in the motherfucking face
>>126243478
uhh
>>126244319
Map I don't like.
>>126244406
fuck off, frogs own this general
i hope geel is going to i58
im going to beat him up
>>126243856
>cp_dustbowl_pro stopped getting updates
never would have caught on anyway but I'd like to see it made not shit
I am less than a dollar away from making my money back on my Tough Break Pass purchase.
i hope one day me and my tf2g crush can meet up
>people are unironically using tumblr memes
You are cancer and deserve to die.
i am less than a dollar
>>126244807
you have to find a way to make a/d fun
so far the only way ive seen is to have branching paths like gpit and steel
>>126243741
>Get spy DR contract
>Fall of ledge with it
>130 points instantly
>turn in and get pyrocase
>sell for 2 dollars
Ez
>>126244859
I think Dustbowl is fun occasionally if you can find the rare match where people aren't playing like faggots.
>>126244982
"playing like faggots" is playing competitively
thats the idea of cp_dustbowl_pro, to make it competitive
>>126237871
I'd like to see some weapons shared between classes. Namely the Family Business. Give me that on Soldier and Pyro and I am a happy lad.
>>126245117
^ pyro main who got rekt on a pub
>>126245117
I'm talking about in pubs where you get red going mostly engie and soldier/demo and locking the map down with sentries and spam/traps. It's unsportsmanlike.
>>126245646
???
>>126237871
What we need are more weapons without stupid gimmicks. Just tweaks of the basic stock shit.
>>126245547
>no one ever says Engie
>>126245698
yes that is how the game is played optimally
idg why so many people associate using the best strategy with "unsportsmanlike"
>>126236846
>apple products
>>126245885
>Engie
who
>>126245912
they don't like losing probably
it's like the people that call someone better than them a tryhard
>me
who
>>126245956
Yknow. The guy who's primary weapon is the shotgun.
>>126246029
Scout?
canker sores interfere with my ability to play tf2 properly
>>126246149
No, the one who sets up the big guns n stuff.
>>126246234
heavy?
>>126246234
Heavy
>>126246149
scout's primary is called the scattergun though
>>126246271
>>126246273
No no no! He also helps heal the team.
>>126246356
medic?
>>126246356
Heavy
>>126246283
shut the fuck up
>>126246389
>>126246425
Noooo!!! His big issue is with spies!
oh right im streaming for the first time in a while
>>126246446
go fuck yourself you stupid faggot retard bitch don't just tell me to shut the fuck up you fucking prick cock sucker
im a cock sucker
>>126246506
Heavy
>>126246163
i know how you feel brother
>>126246625
Imma touch myself and then go to bed. Gnight guys.
/vg/ sixes will never return right
>>126247323
you mean the pug group? no
I haven't got any contacts since I bought the pass three days ago. What's going on?
>>126247867
did you activate it
>>126247924
Well yeah, got three contracts upfront but nothing since.
>>126248012
theyve been coming at really random times for everyone, i dont think anyone knows the formula right now
youre basically just unlucky
im random
*licks you*
>>126248938
again
do it again
>>126249215
*licks you more*
did you like it
>>126249446
it's okay i guess
is this a good hat?
>>126249610
no that's a scary alien watch out
>>126249610
The 2nd best hat in the game
>>126249731
what is the 1st best
>>126249823
the chill chullo
>>126249823
The Shaman Mask
>>126250105
pelt
>>126249823
the one that my tf2g crush likes
best hat is the cheetah one
>>126235215
post yfw you bomb the mid
are you guys fucking retarded? i said post yfw
>>126250954
is that mac demarco?
shut the fuck up
>>126250954
mfw i miss all my rockets when i bomb
>>126251097
mfw
why is there a phlog pyro in every single pub i join
>>126251352
contracts
mfw cry
>>126251434
No contracts for an hour and ~15 minutes.
>>126251352
It got buffed.
>>126251274
>>126251442
>He mains Demo
>>126235626
>everything lowercase
lol
>>126251846
>>126252070
MAIN
>>126249610
ayy lmao
>>126252226
KINGS
>>126252226
KINGZ
>>126251846
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off.
Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat?
Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole.
So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off.
Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid?
Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please.
Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.
>>126252440
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick. You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself. And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe. And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt. So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
what the fuck is going on here
this isn't tf2
>>126252627
thank (You)
>>126252627
>that pasta
>>126252627
too real
im real
so does this mean my original strange festive stocks aren't leet and rare anymore
>>126243436
I'd stick the atomizer there.
In what context would you ever both with stock scout melee?
im a girl
me too
>join pub
>300 point le 24/7 voting dustshit pub solly with medic
>le heavy is canser xd
>hes has an unusual, and is using Black Cock with Conch
>join new pub
>gold HL players stomping PL pubs
fucking hell whats with the autism at 2am?
lets make out
>>126253356
why are you afraid of pubstompers
stomp on them back
id?
/id/stary
>>126253468
>they have shitty unusuals so instantly have 3 meds on them
or
>their gold medic is pocketing them
and
>im literally the only one on my team thats fucking playing
na i just leave and block them
>>126253616
what's the point of blocking strangers that will probably never even bother adding you anyways
>>126253616
just dominate them and their medic will gravitate towards the better team / better player
>>126253932
you dont understand weeboo
I WAS THE ONLY ONE ON RED THAT WAS FUCKING PLAYING EVERYONE ELSE WAS F2Ps on CHRISTMAS BREAK
>>126253356
not him, but if you play solo and get critted on by one of the two combo's chasing you and you haven't seen a teammate in forever, it is pretty annoying after a while
>>126254038
so was I, until the medic switched teams
if you can't 1v12 in this game, you might want to find an easier server
>>126254170
>if you cant 1 v 12 a gold HL team on a valve pub with random crits enabled ur shiet xd
fuck off
i want these webuos out of my thread
Why are you using two trips at the same time?
>>126254257
rofl maddie baddie LOL
>>126254257
mad cause bad LOL
Post Butt Boys
>>126254285
>>126254326
back to reddit fags
>>126254263
>>126235379
>>126254264
what do you mean
>>126254651
>can't even kill AFK pub players
>thinks anyone but himself should go back to reddit
>>126254651
you first
>>126254651
im not from reddit and im better than you at this game so consider suicide my man
>>126254729
>>126254719
>>126254712
lmao please go to tf2 center
make a lobby for badwater
play what ever class you want
invite a plat or gold HL team
and 1 v 9 them
fucking retards rofl lmao
>>126254816
its not the same you know
>>126254816
>>126254719
>>126254934
>>126255238
This post is against the rules of 4Chan.org
>>126255476
its a reaction image
reaction images are not against the rules
>>126254625
Why cant tf2 characters ever make fists or have straight fingers?
I mean, even Heavys fists are unique models
mfw i
david "videogames" bowie is a homosexual
In other news, the sky is blue.
hes also a lolicon
Also grass is green.
The sky was blue, yeah the grass was green(And that's three square meals if you know what I mean!
>>126256435
Yeah the brother was heavy.
is it ok if i dont like mac demarco
Yes.
hes not for everyone
thank you that makes me happy
i think hes overrated
more meme webms
Should I sell that festiveizer thing now or wait? Will it go up in value?
Fuck festives I don't care about them just gimmie the money
how do i make my game not use configs from different accounts?
how do i make them all use the same settings?
>>126257164
nice deconstruction
>>126257164
Valve servers in a nutshell.At least I hope that's a Valve server.
>>126257572
wrecking crew at it
>>126257587
it was one of those fast spawn servers. skial was it?
They were pretty easy to sneak to, to say the least. There was a grill gaymer with other 3 fags thirsty for her so it was quite easy though
tfw i have a 84.9% headshot ratio on my sniper rifle
:((((((((((((((
tfw no lobby buddy
>>126257887
mine is 83.98%
(3774/4494)
and it's a Bazaar Bargain
>>126258081
surprised its not less considering that once you have like 4 heads you have instantaneous -150 bodyshots
>>126258248
but you also get instantaneous -450 headshots
>>126258081
for an unexperienced sniper, is it still good? Does it generate good habbits? Only sniper I know how to use well is the classic just because I can zoom out to see where my enemy is before scoping in again. Also It's easy to bodyshot running scouts
>>126257551
please respond
>>126258364
have an autoexec somewhere in your custom folder, I'd explain more but I'm really tired so I hope someone does a better job than me
>>126258363
>Bazaar Bargain
>good habits
Maybe pre-buff. Now if you want a rifle that teaches you to GIT GUD you'll use the Heatmaker.
>>126258451
i already have one
>>126258479
Or regular rifle
remove random crits and phlog
suddenly game is 15% better
>>126258540
Nah, stock doesn't punish you for bodyshots.
>>126258363
the only reason I use it is because I like the way it sounds and it makes sense with my set
there is literally nothing wrong with bodyshotting
butthurt people may reply to this post but know that i will just call you butthurt about getting full charged machina bodyshotted
>>126258596
You took that cosmetic loadout from someone, didn't you.
>>126258678
well you have to admit the machina is pretty bs desu
>>126258682
yes
>>126258678
>I put no effort into clicking on person
>they die
>this is acceptable
about as bad as a phlog pyro
>>126258678
I don't snipe alot so I do bodyshot alot. There are some more experienced snipers that get alot of headshots and see much more inmediate benefits. I personally don't see what's wrong about bodyshotting as a sniper. I can see it being bullshit as a medic who has exactly 150 health or a scout being easy to bodyshot
>>126258795
that's how every other class works, though
>>126258729
someone beat you
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=226373974
>>126258795
no different than shooting feet, spamming a choke point, killing people from high ground as scout, playing heavy, playing engineer, etc
lots of things require minimal effort
>>126258691
but the tracer round opens where they are and you can't fire no scopes desu
>>126258838
okay but every other class has to put themselves in a dangerous situation
sniper sits in a safe spot and just CLICKS ANYWHERE on a person
delicious scout scream
>>126258596
>>126258854
Nah, David had it first. If anything he copied David.
>>126258951
n-no
t.scout main
>>126258854im sure lots of people did this as soon as the cosmetic came out
>played maybe 10 hours of medic total since i finally made the jump from needles to the crossbow
>already fending off scouts and landing sick shots on moving targets halfway across the map
>god knows how many hundred hours of demo playtime
>still having trouble piping a soldier two feet away from me in a narrow corridor
>>126259094
I didn't think of that actually. I guess if you're a Beatles fan, it'd be one of the first things you'd do.
>>126259167
i feel you girl
>>126258951
How to annoy scouts
>mini sentry
>sentry
>sniper
>natascha heavy
>pyro (when he has baby face)
>>126259371
IF YOU PLAY NATASCHA HEAVY YOU SHOULD FUCKING DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAMAGE RESISTS AND BABYMODE "I CAN'T AIM SO I'LL JUST MAKE YOU STOP MOVING" AHHH FUCK YOU
>>126259167
i can't pipe heavies
http://store.steampowered.com/news/19830/
>Updated the model/materials for the Co-Pilot so it can now be equipped by the Scout, Soldier, and Engineer
we did it
>>126259786
consider playing another class retard, demoman takes SKILL
>>126258795
>>126258691
butthurt retards who i have bodyshot
>>126259759
U FOOL IT HAS BEEN MY MAIN WEAPON SINCE 2012 BECAUSE I REALLY CAN'T TRACK SCOUTS FOR SHITand because I needed to stop all the demoknightsFEAR ME!
>>126259843
i'm so used to flinging my mouse wildly hitting soldiers air strafing or scouts dancing on stuff
gomenasai master demo player....
i can't headshot heavies for shit, but i can headshot everything else perfectly fine w t f
>>126259962
i am a master demo im fucking gold kiddo
youd better learn to respect your senpai before i mge you
>>126260010
no you cant. you just notice not being able to hit the easiest target in the game, you think its alright to miss everything else so it doesnt phase you.
>>126260010
replace that with medics for me
i have the hardest time trying to headshot medics
>>126260026
>>126260010
good twitch aim, bad tracking
it's more common than you may think
>>126260115
alright you smug little prick post an mge server and i will fuck your face in with precision pills the like of which you have never seen before
>>126260320
teehee
im going to bed now, ta-ta ^-^
>>126260320
I bet you don't even even use the iron bomber scrublord
>>126260175
this
my hitscan and pipes against soldiers are worse than against scouts for this reason
>>126260451
whatever you fucking scrublord publord fucklord retardlord you cant even play demo fucking moron kys f a m
>>126260503
iron bomber is alright but i prefer how the stock pills look and the stock launcher has cool reskins
proper roller positioning is part of demo too need to be good at that and you cant really do that with the iron bomber
Anyone Want To Heavy Vs Heavy Mge
>>126260576the iron bomber has a slightly larger hitbox
>>126260657
>slightly larger hitbox
alright deleting it from my inventory
crutch for shitters
>>126260689
lmao chill just kidding. The one that has a larget hitbox is the iron bomber
>>126260759
>>126260689
I mean loch n load. Kinda sleepy here zzz
Medic is a crutch for bad players
>>126260857
>>126260759
>>126260689
ah god damnit. The pirate launcher thing fuck
>>126260881
Any crutch weapons for a crutch class?
>>126260857
Loch N Load is a shitter weapon regardless of hitbox size, faster projectiles are the largest crutch possible.
>>126260929
>using the loose cannon
>EVER
kys
>>126260881
preach it nigga
>>126260689
look at this entitled demo main rofl
>>126260689
What happens if I use the loose canon, the quickie bomb launcher and the skull cutter?
>>126261063
youre cancer and deserve to be machinad and phlogd to death until your computer burns down your house
skull cutter is accepted meta though desu nothing wrong with it
y/n
found someone being a kike
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27606846#latest
>>126261128
oh man. Any cancer melee weapon? katana? I think it's not anymore, can't even crit with it now
Where the fuck in my contract
https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/679596785413705728
what the fuck am i doing
>>126261128do you type the desu or is it a word change?
>>126261321
nowhere to be seen. don't open your mystery box until christmas
>>126261371
Alright who wasted 100 bucks in that ring?
Pretty fucking pathetic to say least
>>126261373
What does the box have to do with it? I already did and applied it to myAntique Annihilator
>>126261445
broke boy
>>126261445
not me, dont worry
>>126261549
thank god. Got a pretty weird pal there though
stay safe /tf2g/
Who else loves the loch n load and liberty launcher? Can't really live without the projectile speed boost
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Killstreak%20Festive%20Scattergun
buy my scattergun (its the cheapest) and I will love you forever
>>126262050
sorry, but already wasted my cash on steam sale
and i dont need festive scattergun anyway, they all look like shit
>>126262215
you hurt my feelings
>>126262050
>50 dollars
What the fuck?
>>126262241
i would buy it if i needed one but i dont
sorry
>>126262254
what should I set it to?
>>126262276
I don't think anyone ever needed a SF scattergun
>>126262307
you dont know that
>>126262276
It's among the basic human necesities man!
You know! Food, Water, A roof under your head, internet and a strange killstreak festive scattergun
>>126262394
shut the fuck up idiot
>>126262464
Fuck you worthless piece of shit.
>>126262464
rude
>>126262375
NEEDED a $50 reskinned gun on a video game?
need?
needD?D?D??????????
fuckn need man?
do you need that shit man?
>>126262464
you are not me
>>126262464
you wanna piece of me nigger?
I NEEDTO BREED
>>126262464
What a scumbag
>>126262050
NEWS:
!new price!
>>126262464
im >>126262464
if anyone else has any complaints about my post mge me RIGHT fucking now
>>126262464
my fucking boy
keep up the good work
>>126262464
darn
>>126262758
Well fuck. There's only $20 on my Steam Wallet right now.
Should I buy the campaign pass now or is it too late if I want to max it out?
>>126263173
you have plenty of time, the campaign goes till like march or something.
people who put a bunch of dumb parts on stranges just to sell them for more should be killed
>>126263020
I appreciate the gesture any way
http://tf2r.com/k5l8pta.html
When will they give the phlog the ability to destroy projectiles similar to the short circuit in order to compensate its lack of airblast?
post images that are no longer relevant
>>126263860
I miss the persian persuader + sticky bomb launcher
So much health
For pubstomping:
>Libery launcher,
>Direct hit, or
>StockActually what is the best pubstomping loadout for soly
>>126263860
>>126264223
anything if you aren't braindead
>>126263968
but you don't have any ammo
>>126264223
If you're using the base jumper and are experienced with the direct hit, you can use the air strike and still be effective with it.
Otherwise stock is still best. Those delicious random crits that deal like 300 damage
>>126263860
>>126264481that's still relevant
>>126264534
Don't they all go Pyro after Tough Break?
>>126264723
I still have gotten in servers that have 3-4 snipers on offense. It still happens frequently. The mid ranged players use phlog pyro though and those who were trying it saw how useful airblast still is
>>126263860
prices need to be updated hardcore
>>126264723
that'll die down
the lonewolf appeal of sniper and spy is eternal
>>126235431
>>126235589
>>126235663
>>126235917
fucking retards
Why do so many gibuses play sniper and spy
>>126264850
that's not stock. You can't peak around corners with it
>>126264850
Original ain't stock Gas.
>>126264223
Beginners bazooka and pocket medic
>>126264850
>1 point more than the second scorer
he said pubstomp, gasol
>noisemaker doesn't make snowflakes anymore
>but other people's noisemakers do
Is this some kind of optimization update? I don't like it
>>126264872
the seagull spot on badlands makes original objectively the better weapon
>>126264857
see >>126264843
lonewolf assassin appeal
>>126265019
Could be they moved the control point to somewhere that doesn't exist in first person. Try going into thirdperson and seeing if it appears.
cl_thirdperson 1
>>126265019
mine does. You on direct x 8?
>>126265136
Nope
>>126251894
>using caps in weapon names
>>>/trade_minecraft/
>>126265214
I do have all my graphics on max settings. Probably some valve problem or somethin
>>126265220
>Following standardization too hard for some humans
>Self-eradicate post haste.
My robot sides, you meatbags, my robot sides.
>>126265115
Doesn't work there either
I have everything on max and the snowflakes worked last year
rocket launcher cant do this
original > RL
Someone mentioned yesterday having a server where everyone uses same loadout but I don't think it happened. Can we try again today
>>126237871
Medic and engineer need one more weapon
medic spends 90% of his time running behind someone with a lock-on gun, something to shake that up like some kind of primary with an effect while not equipped would be excellent. The last time Medic got a weapon was in 2012.
engineer is the guy who builds things yet literally his entire repertoire consists of stock, and a smaller version of stock
>>126267579
new sentry fucking when
>>126268036hoping for tesla coils or wall-sticking sentries [like in Fortress Forever] fambo
but the answer is never because soldier mains need moh weapons for dem programs
>>126265617
Yeah but no Christmas lights cus lol fuk u.
>>126265617
original is a crutch for bad soldiersc
>have giftapult
>decide to be nice, chuck a non-craftable, but tradeable, hat into it
>go to fire it
>won't fire
>won't let me delete it
>not tradeable
what the fuck help
>>126270229
belay that order
now it got sent to someone called "doge"
fuck my life
Scout secondary that fires a projectile which disables sentries for a limited time?
Has the same cooldown as the sandman
Unpacked my mystery gift.
>You can equip it?
Buy one for 60 cents and test it out on bots, looks fucking retarded so I sell it.
>mfw it was 90 cents by the time I sell it
Jews good man
contracts when
>>126270503
He already has that.
>>126270298
Do you see what happens when you don't send eternaweens
>>126270503
>Scout secondary that fires a projectile which disables sentries for a limited time?
no, he already has Bonk which fulfils the same purpose
and sentries are shit enough anyway especially since you can now no longer faggot-tank them with the rescue nigger
7 name
8 desc
>Snowycoast contract
FUCK. The one map in which winning feels like a chore.
>>126270637
i was going to trade my eternaweener for easy pubbie scrap
>>126270675
shit class
>>126270675
shit class
>>126270675
7 name
8 desc
>>126270675
"I suck with names"
"That's why I ask for help on /tf2g/"
>>126270503
Yeah, lets get rid off the only thing that makes Scout not completely stomp everyone like Soldier does.
Good idea
>>126270675
yiff cannon
>>126270675
shit class
>>126270675
benis :D
>>126270675
It's trash
>>126270675
The cheapest strange I could find
>>126270675
shit weapon for a shit class
>>126270675
Pyro is a balanced class.
>>126270675
The Spycicle is a crutch
>>126270675
I fuck man ass
>>126270675
The following sentence is false
>>126270675
Pyro is an unbalanced class.
>>126270675
oh fuck I love cock
>>126270675
Shit Sprayer
rare
>>126271335
That looks dope
Change the vacc flat -66% overheal build rate back to the base rate except that it drops to 50% rate if healing a patient that has recently taken damage and incrementally builds back to base for that patient if they don't take damage for an extended period of time.
>>126270675
Burny Gun
Anybody have a pic of a festive citizen pain?
>>126270675
seven
>
>>126271568
Im trying man
>>126270675
HERE'S YOU'RE SEVEN FAGGOT
>>126270675
shit class
>>126271650
this one's from well before the tough break update
>>126270675
Fun Gun Fun Class
>>126270675
my peenus weenus of course :D
>>126270675
I cordially invite you to fuck my ass
>>126270675
i pooped
>>126270675
Pinkie Pie's Own Flamethrower
>>126271863
reminds me of pic [this was also pre-tough break]
do you agree with this tf2g?
>>126270675
Stock is Shit
>>126270675
*lifts tail* =^_^=
>>126270675
yeah I slapped my bum
>>126270675
the land of no 7's
>>126272317
i dun it
>>126272317
sasuga faglord
How do I enable health cross on target ID in rayshud?
>>126272971
That only affects your own health and not target ID.
>>126273308
advanced options duder
>>126238693
pill cosby
i got a strange min wear assassin grenade launcher for $5, do i festivize it?
>>126243346
host_timescale 0.1
net_graph framerate multiplies by ten but cl_showfps is the same
>>126250954
>tfw lobbies are too fucking easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHZVdF8OZ28
>>126274141
that music sucked
you suck
>>126273381
I don't want to disable floating health bars. What I need is to see a thing that fills up like in vanilla/broeselhud because from a glance I can't tell the difference between 124 hp and 192 hp.
>>126274349
are you retard?
>>126274216
>tfw not even my viDEO
RUSED
http://tf2r.com/ks2v29u.html
Get hype
https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/679596785413705728
WHERE'S MY CONTRACT
WHERE'S MY CONTRACT
>>126275801
Yeah, cant wait to disappoint teammates outside of pubs.
who is bopnan
can u festivize australium weapons?
>>126276109
WHO is this semen demon
>>126276353
no why would you even think this are you stupid or something
if you disable chat and voice go fuck yourself
>>126276367
deejay
>>126276370
it would be funny hehe you don't think so?
>>126276405
mfw i do both
>there's no special items for any games this winter sale
>no event either
why even breathe
1
Snowycoast is terrible.
>>126276806
i'm a baddie
>>126276806
idiot
>>126275801
I just got 1k lobbies a few days ago. The ride never ends.
>>126276806
no one cares
Stopped playing a long time ago. What does buying a campaign pass actually provide me, apart from the icon in the scoreboard?
>>126277295
angruy
>>126277332
http://www.teamfortress.com/?tab=updates
(:
i need to talk to my tf2g crush
why
i hate this stupid cucking votekick system that allows you to call for one every two fucking minutes
i was domming this salty shitter on a pub and his friend kept calling for a votekick for the longest time until the cucks on the server finally yielded and kicked me
FUCK
>>126274141
kek you didnt even bomb once, made no space for your teammates
have fun in low open
>trying to play the game
>constantly stabbed by one of three enemy spies
>my game is literally dont get stabbed by spies
>team loses
incredible
>>126277834
It doesn't help that the box is 20 times bigger than it needs to be
Daily reminder b4nny is streaming MM tonight get hyped boys !!
>>126276806
child pornography
Still no new contracts for me. What the fuck.
I haven't done any contracts since the campaign started
Why aren't you playing a real competitive game like dota2? we have the most players and the largest prize pools
why are you playing this pay2win dead casual game?
5th contract is out right?
>>126280183
>mobas
>>126280183
Because mobas aren't fun.
>>126280442
Should be. I've got mine.
>>126280183
>mobas
>>126280183
>ASSFAGGOTS
>>126280183
>playing a moba
>>126280571
>>126280725
>>126280902
>>126281032
fuck off retard
>>126280183
>moba
Why?
>maining medic
>>126278356
You can always playpyro.
Merry christmas /tf2g/
>>126278679
Can't wait to watch that!! It will be an amazing year for TF2
Happy holidays everybody!
>>126281276
>opening pyroland cases when you can sell for 1.50 each
You asked for it
>>126281794
oh look reddit, look at this redditor, he is so poor!!!!1!1!1!1!!! BIBLETHUMPERINO ;_; LET'S START A FUND RAISING FOR HIM XDDD
>>126280183
>wasting time on a glorified rts
>competing for money and not for fun
Do people really do these things?
>>126282423
We're not better for other reasons.
>>126282442
Have you seen the Dota and LOL competitive scenes? Autism fiesta
>>126282442
she looks like she's havin a good time
>>126278679
in how many hours from now?
>>126280183
>pay2win
cmon now
those still waiting for their 5th contract, I salute you
one spawn door is sweet level design and 4 pubstompers on one team is a classic meme haha love this game!
>>126278679
Might be fun to see Valve devs getting fucked by high level players.
>>126282997
scrub
>>126283052
Robin has the bad habit to enable infinite crits+uber+quickfix when he's getting stomped
>>126282442
>RTS
>MOBA gayshit
learn the difference, it could save your life
also does the moba fangay imply that just because theres more players the game is better?
>>126280183
You could be putting your time into something fun and respectful instead, like fighting games.
>>126282997
>go to whatever badwater 24/7 server i can find
>go blu demo
>all i do i sticky jump and spawncamp over and over and switch team when round is over
>>126283202
last time i checked Starcraft and Quake were the greatest comp games
now they have been replaced by simplified alternatives like MOBAs and pseudo-realistic FPS games
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/56/Heavy_jeers08.wav?t=20110320055944
>>126282970
>inb4 we get new contracts after Jan. 11th
>>126283364
im mediocre at fighting games
do you have Fightcade? We could play someday
>>126282820
pls respond
>that guy that never gets above the bottom half of the scoreboard as a power class but talks shit and constantly spams dumb binds
>>126283376
you're a fun guy
>All the good new Scattergun skins are rare as fuck
Why this? Im tempted by Blue Mew or the Bee one but srsly
>>126283364
playing in the fucking skullgirls since release
shit never gets old
>>126284412
Gonna get Skullgirls in this sale, is it fun for someone that hasn't played many fighting games?
>>126283571
I don't, sorry. Maybe try /fgg/. If there's no one if your skill level, I'm sure someone would be willing to body a scrub for a bit at least.
>>126284412
Right. I don't care if people say its bad, big combos are fun. Its also helped teach me some fundamentals.
So loud and so satisfying.
>>126284412
Hey shuckle
>>126284670
>have to turn volume down when playing on valve servers just for this
>>126283865
To be announced on his Twitter: https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/with_replies
I don't know about you guys but if this game was as mainstream as CSGO/DOTA is I wouldn't be able to play it anymore
>>126285356
why
Sell or hoard festivizers???
>In a ''''''''''trade'''''''''' server
>Fucking around and whipping teammates with the disciplinary action
>Miss and crit the enemy pyro
>He dies
>Soldier comes after me
>Shit fury all over him
>He switches to Sniper
>I charge at him in a straight line with the disciplinary action
>He headshots me and takes the domination off
>taunts after kill like he was doing something
>leaves
:/
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FIFTH CONTRACT VALVE
loving these late changes
can't wait for b4nny's stream
hopefully i'll be home by then
if b4nny was under a nda why can he stream and talk about it now
is it safe to assume that its coming out sooner than we thought
>>126270904
>scout
>pub
>stomp
you mean to type soldier right? because not even sentrys can stop the motherfucker
>>126286774
>sooner than we thought
wasnt it ''''''''''''supposed''''''''''' to be out already
>>126286774
>if b4nny was under a nda
[citation needed]
>>126281950
>opening pyroland cases when you can sell for 1.50 each
>
>You asked for it
wtf i sold mines for like 90 cents something
>tfw have bough every pass due to being able to make the money back, couldn't make the money back this time
>tfw still refuse to buy keys for ref to pimp my characters
>tfw that top shelf knife greande wrench and mini
>tfw
>item for $7 on market I really want
>have $6.80
>put stuff on the market and go to bed
>have $8 when i wake up, heck yea
>check item
>its $10 now
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
lmfao i wanna see pyro mains whining at b4nny during his stream
>epic pyroland weps can be strange
>this can't
why is this allowed
https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/679723815132266496
SOON.
>>126287543
does this mean the top shelfs can't have a strange counter? didn't they added one tough?
>>126286774
at some point in his stream he said he isn't tied down by an NDA but he keeps it secret because not only he didn't get much instructions he also respects valve too much to publicly talk about something in alpha stage
>>126287948
oh
i could have sworn he actually said he was but maybe it was a one off white lie to just get people to shut up
whatever, either way good times are ahead
what is the new cool way to jew / make steambux?
also I really want a rainbow sniper rifle but idk if I should buy one, it's 31€ atm
are they ever going to do passes/skins for nonstock weapons?
>>126288249
>what is the new cool way to jew
there's none
>>126288276
Well what should I invest in now?
>>126288262
maybe
probably not
that would mean valve would have to put effort into something
>>126287524
>every MM related thing posted on reddit gets downvoted fucking instantly
fucking lmao at the amount of butthurt faggots on there
Should I buy boatloads of white paint for selling later?
>mvm tickets aren't 50% off
oh
>>126288262
Valve would probably have to amend their User Agreement for the non-achievement community weapons, the Flare Gun got a FP model view with Tough Break so it is a possibility.
>>126288397
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/3xxrku/psa_b4nnys_planning_on_streaming_matchmaking_for/cy8ym9q
the only thread where people aren't downvoting the TRUTH is a b4nny stream one lol
>>126288372
top sellers from the mann co store
>>126288747
But if theyre top sellers then everyone is buying them
>>126288747
>A sneaky phlog pyro is ridiculously more effective than any pyro or spy ever could be.
AHAHA
>>126288821
theyll eventually go back to full price nigga
>>126288898
>theyll eventually go back to full price nigga
Oh ok. So, black paints or white ones?
I'm prepared to buy like 20 cans
>>126288490
>hoarding cum
lol fag
>>126288956
why not both
two or three years ago i invested in mvm tickets, a month after the christmas sale was over they were back to their former community price
>>126288992
i keep my cum in jars so i can pour it over myself and pretend im being bukkaked
>tfw I can't play anymore without !thirdperson
>>126289010
I suppose people will always need white/black paints. Though I prefer to use After Eight for black items, makes them look way less tar-like and it's cheaper.
>>126288747
>Agreed. I think the Phlog would be better balanced if using the taunt made your outline visible through walls temporarily.
wow reddit is full of geniuses
>>126288898
I bet that way once...
It became the new standard price.
>>126289269
you can never use too many paints/tags, unlike bp expanders
>>126288747
>A sneaky phlog pyro is ridiculously more effective than any pyro or spy ever could be.
>Sure you can counter it if you try your best, same can be said for an aimbotting, wallhacking sniper. Doesn't mean it's fair or balanced.
LMFAO
>>126289089
>playing with turd person
how? your crosshair isnt lined up to where your bulletrs come from
I just got a strange festive lightning rod shotgun with a low health kills part for 76p off the market, well worn but I guess that's good? I was looking for a strange shotgun to use my festiviser on and that was cheapest
>>126289593
30 dollars says he plays mostly demoknight or spy
Isnt it time for a new thread now?
>>126289817
who cares
>>126289737
i main medic
>>126289868
not me
>>126289817
NEVER
>>126289898
ok so another class that doesnt take aim
as a bonus, you make the spy class irrelevant by turning on cheats! nice
knot me
>>126289941
I really wish medic had a shotgun instead of the lame ass syringe gun
blasting niggers is too fucking satysfying. maybe with less ammo and more spread it would be balanced. can someone travel back to 2007 and convince robin to give medic a shotgun?
>>126290008
*yiffs you*
>>126284625
Its got a good tutorial, but can be pretty complex. Id pick it up anyways.
>>126290026
I can take you, but you'll have to bring your own weapons, I've only done this twice before.
>>126290186
i get this reference
>>126290104
*screams at you*
>Aiming to start the matchmaking Q&A at about 7:30pm EST followed by some 6v6 play tests at 8:00pm EST tonight
today is one of those days where every fresh install retard is on my team and every australium unusual pubstar with pocket medic is on the other team
>>126290026
Same with demo. The MvM trailer made me so excited.
People always tell me it'd be OP but you'd be trading off a source of area denial and grenades have a lot more range.
>>126290312
just go spy and tunnel vision the soldier
Contracts where >:-[
>>126290489
shotgun is probably the strongest gun in the game, and pipes make demo more vulnerable at close range
it would be retardedly OP
>Look up the festivizer
>Can't be applied to australiums
thank you everybody for posting your cutest anime pics
>>126290640
Not that hard to hit pipes at close range if you play demo regularly, the LnL is practically hitscan up close.
Could give him a new shotty with reduced clip, maybe?
whats the best pistol to match autumn shotgun